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Pensacola Women's March Bans Pink Pussy Hats Because... See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies. They Have Penises.
How may we further restructure the basic structure of our society to please you, Tiny Noisy Minority?The Pensacola, Florida branch of the Women's March is banning the symbolic pink pussy hats to avoid offending transgender women and women of color. ... In a statement posted to the Pensacola Women’s March’s Facebook page, the group argues that the hats assume that all women have pink vaginas, which represents a "very concentrated and thus, exclusionary sect of feminism." First, the hats are allegedly transphobic because they ignore transgender women who don't have vaginas -- otherwise known as men who identify as women but choose not to have transitional surgery. "The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims. Furthermore, the group considers the hats to be racist because they assume that all vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and Eurocentric."I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (ri1Ra)
Posted by: Parker at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (ZfzDM)
Posted by: Joe, no that other one at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (QFnhZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: huerfano at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (EtMVh)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
Bones don't lie.
Posted by: Sal at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (hA4a+)
The balls would black your vision on all but the coldest days.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (eicox)
give them cock caps
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (FZYNt)
You should go and trademark that name. That is awesome.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)
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I think thats their motivation.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (8iiMU)
I really hope that one day the left gets so out of control loony that it's laughed out of existence. But I don't hold out much hope
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (493sH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (fceHP)
On a long enough time-line this little experiment in insanity will self-destruct. It's already fraying at the edges.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (2FqvZ)
A. That's sizeist and ableist.
II. Now I have an image of someone with this on s/h/it's head http://bit.ly/2mkXky5 but without the ears and eyes and I'm snorfling at my desk.
That and I want to yell ROLL TIDE and I'll just see myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (mf5HN)
Science kinda reinforces that also.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)
today: teh trannies
tomorrow: pedophiles
the day after tomorrow: bestiality
The Greeks would be proud of the left today.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (+dsLj)
I'm not sure WHY they have them, but they do.
Perhaps we need a knitting bee where we produce them in mass quantities to send off to our more mentally challenged folk.
Or, you know, not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (eicox)
on the inside
Posted by: Tom22ndState at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (dhIJb)
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (8iiMU)
These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.
They're pink, because: girl.
So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and Eurocentric."
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I have been saying this very same thing for years. But nobody listens. I even had Rev do a sermon on it. Still nothing. I'm glad to see that someone is finally seeing the light.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (nFwvY)
That's transphobic. From now on it shall be
Oh for the love of Peter or Petra or a goldskin Dragon or an expansive building ....
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (/tuJf)
I've got one thing to say to you "You made this mess."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (KUaJL)
Not a "women's" march, it's a "progressive feminists" march.
With bonus sharia-suppotin' palestinians and terrorists
!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (qK2iX)
Posted by: garrett
On The coldest days, the cock cap(tm), would look just like any other ski cap.
It wouldn't return to normal until it warms up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (qK2iX)
Here's what I don't get.
These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.
They're pink, because: girl.
So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
Maybe some of these women need to spend a little more time standing nude over a mirror.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (jxbfJ)
New and Fresh : Black Outfits
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (U5Xeq)
I saw "Women with Penises" Open for "Men With Hats" at the Iowa State Fair in 1987.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (aC6Sd)
Or, you know, not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (7UW64)
Pffft sell them and make bank.
Now I want to buy a bunch of left over RNC elephant hats and repurpose them. Because I'm a giver.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (mf5HN)
Another group besieging the PFEPP is the People's Front Supporting Womyn with Penises.
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And yes E,press I too thought an elephant plushy would be a good substitute for the knitted dong. But you were quicker with the typing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: x
Cheesehead hats are rayciss, yo! There's other colors of cheese besides yellow.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: The Schlong at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (hqZPQ)
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Absolutely, Lizzy. Do you think for one minute that they would let us in? Even though we are women, and the "woman" standing next to us is really Uncle Marvin?
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (lwiT4)
I think her version of "seduce" is a bit odd. Its one thing to use your charisma, wiles, and charm to seduce a woman but grabbing her and masturbating into a potted plant doesn't fit my definition.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (eicox)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (tcwn1)
She is insane.
My mind boggles.
And, I always thought A.B. Stoddard was quite hot.
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (nFwvY)
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*gasp* *gasp* *gasp*
BWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (hqZPQ)
Inclusive. Problem solved. You're welcome.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ks6bw)
I'm picturing Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep sporting lil' hats with dongs hanging off the front.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
Where they would put them, I doubt you'd be able to see them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (3BFzK)
Pssssst. It's all pink inside.
Even the brown ones.
Watch some fucking porn.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)
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I even had Rev do a sermon on it. Still nothing.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)
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*Spock Eyebrow*
What denomination of Lutheran are you again???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
today: teh trannies
tomorrow: pedophiles
the day after tomorrow: bestiality
.
next week: sex with aliens
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)
But they can't be pink, because that would be racist.
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)
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Is there any other kind.???
....wait... dont answer that.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
Because it was in response to Trump's "Grab 'em by the pussy" remarks?
Think that why they seized on the name "pussy" and the hats are just a cutesy double-entendre:
cat ears = pussy ---> pink cat ears = pussy pussy *wink, wink*
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)
Is there any other kind?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)
That was not her definition either.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (qK2iX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)
I haven't seen a real vagina in a long long time.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Married men everywhere at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hillary at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (3BFzK)
These people aren't terribly bright. Obsessions with genitals tends be indicative of other deep-seated psychic disorders.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (T28di)
You sure it is not just because it is just too darn warm to wear a knit hat in Florida?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (kUmUV)
This is getting to be Life of Brian stuff, all played out in real time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (k1TUh)
I'm surprised the movie hasn't been declared a hate crime what with the whole, you can't be woman or it's symbolic of his struggle against reality
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)
What denomination of Lutheran are you again???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
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Oh, he just does Lutheran on Sundays. Friday nights are a whole 'nuther ball of wax.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (vg8iE)
No marches about that? No speeches? No demented free verse by drugged-out celebrities? No vulva costumes (no, girls, that's not a vagina. Have you not even seen how your bits are made?).
People may not talk about it much, but they did notice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)
If they're huge they can't be pink cause that would be impossible.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (v3QwB)
Posted by: washrivergal
Worse.
They vote!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (uh5kC)
New and Fresh : Black Outfits
=====
Black is so sophisticated and slimming.
My kids had a ring toss game that they loved where you wore elephant masks and tossed the rings on the trunks. Forget what it was called, but they played that a lot.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (MIKMs)
She is insane.
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I'm old enough to remember when vaguely somehow "saving" $2500 dollars your family would never see was a reason to re-elect a lazy underachieving gay dude.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (eicox)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
Must be reformed
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (czkHE)
I've watched a lot of porn and a vast majority of the mish on screen, regardless of skin color, was inside pink. Thus the song "Kissing the Pink" in the movie with the under-aged asian chick, whose mish was pink......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (AM1GF)
I guess being in a state that's shaped like a penis doesn't count.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (B8veG)
Still... they're concerned that the hats are pink and are a pussy hat but... they're a kitty cat pussy hat, which has nothing to do with trannies or other races. I know, I know, mansplaining, logic, all that. But still, its like they're deliberately being as stupid and crazy as possible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)
I guess being in a state that's shaped like a penis doesn't count.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (lKyWE)
Perhaps they need to be reminded that they live in the nut sack of the USA
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Pussy Hat Pilot at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (3BFzK)
I. just. can't. even. . . .
Our Founders aren't spinning in their graves. They've arisen and volunteered for Hell.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: Hillary at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (eicox)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (a033P)
Ahem.
If this isn't frightening enough, these people also drive cars.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (tcwn1)
That does explain rather a lot about my commute each day.
Though yesterday I had one of those drives home where you park and realize you don't remember a thing about the entire drive back. I did check and there wasn't a body stuck to the car so I figured everything was fine.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (cR0W+)
should tweet day before that they are in mourning over the death of the
Democrat Party. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (otAqJ)
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The entire Republican contingent should come in white tie and tails. The women can dress like Ginger Rogers. Trump can be Fred Astaire. He's easy to dance with .....
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (lwiT4)
The Rev sounds like an interesting man...whatever are you guys up to on Friday nights?
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)
Let me check to make sure.
[Goes to inspect "XXX Ebony Babe Porn."]
OK, I'm back. I can confidently report that black women have pink vaginas in the inside.
Thus, the "pink pussy hats" are not racist after all!
Now excuse me, I have some other websites I need to look at for a while.
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Sponge
Thus the term "two in the pink, one in the stink".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (uh5kC)
See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies.
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Some a very dark and brown.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Personally, a fan of the dusky pee-flaps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (EwAd4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mbhDw)
AIGHGGGHHH!!!!
AIGHGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!
AIGHGHHGHHHHHGHHHGHGHHHH!!!
Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (5ng19)
AIGHGGGHHH!!!!
AIGHGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!
AIGHGHHGHHHHHGHHHGHGHHHH!!!
Posted by: amy schumer at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)
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In the summer, we actually have a lot of fun. In the winter we mostly fall asleep.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (gC2IV)
Ha!
*Reads Sign*
...hmm. Davenport.
Wait...
that's in Iowa!?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (eicox)
They're obsessed with overthinking everything.
Started out as cutesy pussy cat/pussy thing, but as is the case with feminism + intersectionality, it could not go unexamined, decontructed, critiqued and found wanting.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: jsg at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (gs8be)
"The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina
= woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims.
The party of science.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (493sH)
http://tinyurl.com/yapxszxm
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)
In the middle were two stickers about knowing where your food comes from and to support your local farmers.
She bought two bags of something and one large coke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (YV+SU)
sigh.
Very, very sad.
And really, really amusing.
/yes, I am a bad, bad person.
Posted by: shibumi at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Pussy Hat Pilot at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (3BFzK)
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/951561343294992386
(Sorry, can't find a non twatface link to the vid)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (493sH)
YOUR truth!!!!!
Posted by: Orka Winfrey at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
Does you pussy hat grow a white string down the middel for several days each month?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (BtQd4)
denounce your self!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a know?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do your flaps hang low.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (jxbfJ)
feminism + intersectionality, it could not go unexamined, decontructed,
critiqued and found wanting.
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Call the silly hats bicornes.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
.............
German helmets. With one hole in the top.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (HgMAr)
Well, not until they see your Messenger Bag.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (eicox)
Last I saw one, it was basically a beanie/ski-cap with a long, straight seam across the top, done in pink yarn. The ends would sorta poke up most of the time, because lazy leftie loonies don't knit well when they're rushed.
I... I just now realize that I don't actually care.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (T28di)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Little boy in Kindergarten Cop 2018 at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever"
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That's almost always a "diet" coke.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (a/5dM)
See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies.
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Some a very dark and brown.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Turn her over. You're messing with the wrong side. (At least, I hope when she turns over she turns out to be a she. But I'm an omniphobe.)
Posted by: George LeS at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (hqZPQ)
Tuna in Hungarian. Whoa boy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
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We actually saw a car this summer that had a body stuck to the front of the car. Not of a human, but a huge black bird of some kind - think crow, but bigger. It was a hot mess. And there is NO WAY the guy could not have known he hit this thing. Aside from the thump it must have made, the car was backed in to the parking space so he would have had to go right by it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (EwAd4)
Posted by: Dr. Papanicolaou at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ATVNj)
NOUN
an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something:
trans·pho·bi·a
NOUN
intense dislike of or prejudice against transsexual or transgender people:
Notice how they have changed the meaning of the word to fit the agenda. PHOBIA FEAR. Coulrophobia is not prejudice against clowns but crap your draws scared of them.
Well is this complete bullshit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever"
As if there's never any hypocrisy on the left or something......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (xttKs)
Even the brown ones.
Watch some fucking porn.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)
This^^^ is phrasing done right.
Posted by: tbodie at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (v6tPi)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)
I think it's for the love of a peter-on a woman. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)
But if this is some kind of statement about sexual harassment... why aren't you releasing the details about the congressional payoff fund? Names. Places. Specifics. Dates. Lets have it. If you really care.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ATVNj)
So he told you "and you're ugly too!"?
Heyoh.
babump bump
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: five foot talking vagina at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (326rv)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)
Blast it all! Now what are we supposed to get all in a panic about?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Whiskey Tango at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (IOl3v)
We had a fire drill once, unannounced, and she showed up outside with the bag of food in tow.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)
Oh no! Whatever will Ann Coulter do?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: washrivergal
............
...and try to park them!
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Nipple Hats at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Pussy Hat at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (3BFzK)
Ugh-just uggh
Meanwhile women are probably being tortured and killed in Iran,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)
'Unfollow' or 'unfriend'.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (xqfqx)
Maybe they figured after Harvey Weinstein wore one in a march it doesn't have quite that punch any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (g5xnT)
Posted by: Iranian woman arrested after taking off a hajab at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (326rv)
https://tinyurl.com/y6ubycgr
Dude does a lot of work while he's napping.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
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Oh my gosh, yesterday - people's eyeballs were splurting blood. It got so bad, I had to go read a book.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: huerfano
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Rainbow PIV caps. Covers all of the bases, well, most of them. It's a slam-dunk.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)
Blast it all! Now what are we supposed to get all in a panic about?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
Well that sucks! I burned all my damn hair off...
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (Enq6K)
Butthole berets.
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (g5xnT)
She wore a butt-hole beret,
The kind you buy from an assistant crack whore...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (kNasr)
I was driving along one day when a flock of black birds flew towards me and I heard a THUMP. I pulled over to the side of the highway because I was positive I must of hit one but nope.
That was an exciting time.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mf5HN)
After that I figured I earned a break and made jewelry! lol! Good Lord, I really could open up a shop and have plenty of inventory. Someone needs to stop me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (wKPRc)
**
Yeah, to say she's been a bit hyperbolic on this would be an understatement.
Is she Hawking another book??
Posted by: dananjcon at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (xqfqx)
We actually saw a car this summer that had a body stuck to the front of the car. Not of a human, but a huge black bird of some kind - think crow, but bigger. It was a hot mess. And there is NO WAY the guy could not have known he hit this thing. Aside from the thump it must have made, the car was backed in to the parking space so he would have had to go right by it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (kNasr)
+++
Here I was happily laughing at AtC's little white dog video, then this ...
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (tcwn1)
In a manner of speaking, this is true. See: Boy, Pajama; and most millennial liberal arts majors.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (lRAA8)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PUSSY HAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A PUSSY IS ON A
WOMAN'S HEAD WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS A PUSSY IS DOWN THERE IN THE FRONT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)
OH. Knoooowwwww I get it. Thanks Ben.
Posted by: Little boy in Kindergarten Cop 2018 at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Ray Finkle at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (3BFzK)
restructure the basic structure of our society to please you, Tiny Noisy Minority?
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as long as the gop keeps giving in on every culutral issue
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (V3U1L)
Well that sucks! I burned all my damn hair off...
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (Enq6K)
Persis Khambatta approves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
It wouldn't return to normal until it warms up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM
Upgrade to the John C. Holmes Professional model for only $29.95 + shipping and handling.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ctuyM)
http://tinyurl.com/yapxszxm
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)
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Tami, I never heard of that but it looks great! I sure could use it for things like frying pork chops - that makes a huge mess on my stove. Thanks!
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (xttKs)
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It's neat how context works. If a live-and-let-live Moron did this it would be hilariously wonderful.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ks6bw)
Cant keep xer mind on nothin' else,
He'd change out his penis for the good thing he's found.
If its goooooooone, he can't see it,
Xe can do no wrong,
Tucked it up his on his best friend if he put her down.
When a maaaaaaaan is a woman,
He'll spend his very last dime
Tryin' chop off with what he pees.
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain,
If she said that's the way
I roll with my new vajay.
Posted by: Percies Sledge at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ray Finkle at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (3BFzK)
"The Girl with the Tutti Frutti Hat!"
- - Carmen Miranda
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne (I just realized it's supposed to be Rochelle, Rochelle from Seinfeld) at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (w8mVy)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Yazidi girl being sold into slavery by the JV squad at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (326rv)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (eicox)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
I asked this myself. The pink hats with the cats ears are making a play on the word "pussy". So, so dumb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (8+Ozj)
Hermaphrodites?
We should discuss this phenomenon...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)
Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
planet. I can't even look at her posts anymore without wanting to poke
my eyes out.
Posted by: Jewells45"
Worse, just remember this: She can vote.
Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (gC2IV)
What's New, Pussy Hat?
by Tom Jones
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussy hat, pussy hat, you're transphobic
And homophobic,
And racist too!
So go and cut off your cute little pussy hat nose!
Pussy hat, pussy hat, I hate you,
Yes, I do!
You and your pussy hat nose!
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussy hat, pussy hat, you disgust me
so much, that, trust me,
I'll banish you!
So go and make up your cute little pussy hat eyes!
Pussy hat, pussy hat, I hate you,
Yes, I do!
You and your pussy hat eyes!
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussy hat, pussy hat, you're forbidden
so now, you're hidden
away for all time!
I'll now unravel your pink little pussy hat yarn!
Pussy hat, pussy hat, I hate you,
Yes, I do!
You and your pussy hat lips!
You and your pussy hat eyes!
You and your pussy hat...yarn!
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (42M22)
So now the males are going to say they are women. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (6n332)
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We remain disconsolate that safety pin movement fizzled out.
Posted by: Diaper Pin Manufacturers Association at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Dammit! He made me say a nice thing about him!
Bastard!
Posted by: Low Energy Floridian at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (5ng19)
These people aren't terribly bright. Obsessions with genitals tends be indicative of other deep-seated psychic disorders.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:04
Oh, so you've met Gwyneth then?
Posted by: Farmer at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (lfXAE)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (hqZPQ)
Sadly I had to unfollow my oldest brother in facebook for a while, because he was so irrationally vocal. He wasn't stupid, he wasn't some goofy leftist, he just could not, COULD NOT let anything pass without a long diatribe of incredibly poorly argued jabbering on whatever his hot topic of the day was (taxation is theft, whatever). It just was embarrassing and annoying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (g5xnT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BtQd4)
Genius. But not sure if I should throw panties or a jock strap at you...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM
They have the Sadz that Trump won and hope enough righteous feelz will overturn the election. Like the hippies trying to levitate the pentagon during the Vietnam war, only lacking the humor, drugs, sex and fun.
Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK)
That was an exciting time.
Hit a dove once. It looked just like that video of the dove & the baseball pitcher. Same direction too. Passenger side to driver's side.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Lil Marco at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
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Frosting.
Posted by: Percies Sledge at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Lil Marco at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (5ng19)
No se pudendae. Stick with the theme of the thread.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
Uh, cum again?
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (kNasr)
I just browned some chicken thighs to go in the crockpot. I would say it prevent about 95% of grease splatters on my stove.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (Enq6K)
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Well.... the healthy ones anyway.
Posted by: Gynecologist Union #877 at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
You know you're an unattractive female when you start wearing...
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (YV+SU)
Clothes.
So stop wearing clothes, ladies, and show your pride and inner beauty.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: bill kristol's bathroom mirror at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (QCX64)
Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BtQd4)
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No need. There is a thousand or so cumulative years of research on the topic present in this thread.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)
Fuck.
*wipes off monitor*
Nice one.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (3BFzK)
A reenactment of the running of the bulls in Pamplona, with your lower GI tract as the famed town...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Lil Marco at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Sorry your are right, not all healthy women, 13 to 50 have periods so because of Science I must assume no women have periods.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (BtQd4)
All vaginas ARE pink. Vulvas vary.
I know this, and I don't have either organ.
Posted by: West at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (1Rgee)
ugg sock
Posted by: Gynecologist Union #877 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)
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Well.... the healthy ones anyway.
Posted by: Gynecologist Union #877
If they have a grayish hue, they are past their "use by" date.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (uh5kC)
I'm sure they were OK so I didn't stop.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (tcwn1)
That doglet is adorable, isn't it?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
dammit
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)
Comedy gold, and just what these lunatics need.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BtQd4)
_____________________________________________
I've seen some movie titles that assure me they are.
Posted by: zincfinger at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (1w0ig)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ymnmz)
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I'm going to need to see if that will fit in the name field.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ks6bw)
.............
Ah, Facebook. Now it's starting to make sense.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: washrivergal
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Not necessarily.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: the rolling stones at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (QCX64)
213 204 Umm.....
Hermaphrodites?
We should discuss this phenomenon...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)
Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
I'm late to the thread. Wow, this one escalated pretty fast. Well done, 'rons and 'ettes.
*golf clap*
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
That is always disconcerting when it happens. Unlike the many work days and conversations with your spouse that disappear into the ether.
Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Ilickalottapuss at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (dmDxg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
That's a bit drastic, don't you think?
Posted by: Winston Smith at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (326rv)
Well not professionally. More of a hobby really.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: PhilDirt at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (Nhweq)
= woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims.
Furthermore, the group considers the hats to be racist because they
assume that all vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and
Eurocentric."
It literally takes a sick mind to think this way. They need professional help.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
It is usually too dark to discern shades of color, but then again I'm just an old prude.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (kUmUV)
Well not professionally. More of a hobby really.
Posted by: JackStraw
But damn, if we don't have experience!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (Enq6K)
If I still cooked, which I don't, I would get one of those because it looks very handy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jewells45
Ask her if she's facing backwards.
Posted by: Morons helping at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dUJdY)
I do know that most shower heads have a cartridge in them. Which can be installed 180 degrees out of correct position. Which you then spin 180 degrees to correct. But I don't think user can do that without disassembling some parts.
But Martians.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Bob at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (XWfIj)
Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)
This could be the best thing I have ever read, here.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (eicox)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (jxbfJ)
I think that's where the problem started, actually.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dUJdY)
It is. Happened in the shower in our previous house. Some thingamajig had to be replaced.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (Enq6K)
"Pussy hats" were cat shaped and based on a play on words about a common name that cats and vulvas share.
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
Then do not sniff your fingers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (2FqvZ)
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Or Trump.
Or global warming.
Could be lots of things, really.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (kNasr)
I guess the Woolly Mammoth had a mammoth woolen dong.
I'm not the Pheasant Plucker, I'm the Pheasant Plucker's son. And I'm sitting plucking pheasants 'til the Pheasant Plucker comes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (IqV8l)
Embrace the power of 'and.' A woman have a vagina AND a penis. They can do anything. No boundaries.
Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (g5xnT)
..........
Dingleberry beanie?
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr)
What if the wore a hat that had both a penis and a vagina on them. It might be crowded, but the prolly could think of a way to fit the two together.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Hermaphrohats?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (veoSD)
cold is now hot. How the fuck can that happen?? God, please don't
tell me this is possible.
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All things are possible with a left-handed handyman. My dad, for one. We always had to warn people to check water temp first -- because we never knew. He did it at my house -- once. He and I agreed that plumbing and electrical were not to be touched by him. (Too bad, because he worked cheap.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (MIKMs)
http://tinyurl.com/yapxszxm
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)
So, Cone of Shame for a skillet.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (3BFzK)
==
CTH is working on attempts to confirm an absolutely stunning development
in the ongoing saga of how the DOJ/FBI surveillance operation against
Donald Trump ... CTH has been provided a key insider tip ...
==
but he has not yet posted the details.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (vWMNq)
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Pfft. I've had mornings when I apprehensively looked out to see if the car was in the driveway.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)
Hermaphrodites?
We should discuss this phenomenon...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)
Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits
Or she bits her her man.....or whatever...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (b0F+u)
Posted by: a pussy hat at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (dUJdY)
Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!
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....aaaaannnnnnd?????
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
"Been there, done that."
- - 100 Billion bird cloacae
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hueda Jamilika at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (IYjrj)
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (PjJn1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
When I read that I heard Willy talking. I think the Clinton Library, Mobile Home Park, and For Profit Education Library has and amateur gynecology clinic on weekends when Bill is in town.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (BtQd4)
There's a spring clip in the cartridge that could have broken. In which case the user would be able to change the position daily. Just by spinning the dial.
A little hard to fathom, but on an old enough shower head, I'm rating it:
* plausible *
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (XKZwp)
It's not a labia hat or a vulva hat.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (nFwvY)
That is the old joke, God must be a Civil Engineer because only a civil engineer would route the waste system right through the middle of the entertainment district.
Civil Engineers for the win!!
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)
Because I had Tittie Hat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)
What do you get when a Green-Bay Packer's fan collides with a person wearing a Pussy hat?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (wKPRc)
Fungal infection
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (c/EDo)
Please tell me whhhhyyyyy my car is in the front yard . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018
Tube steel or plastic?
Posted by: Razell at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (+6fd3)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I can do mammograms
Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (di1hb)
Or a veterinary surgical collar for a skillet...but yeah.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (Enq6K)
Out of 310 comments? About 240 times.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (uh5kC)
Posted by: mao tse tongue at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (XWfIj)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)
Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
I'm 'enry or 'enrietta the VIII, I am
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (493sH)
304 291
Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!
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....aaaaannnnnnd?????
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
"Been there, done that."
- - 100 Billion bird cloacae
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I can do mammograms
Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, but only on former Senator Ma'am. Or Graham.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)
What you talking about Willis?
Bruce was a very valuable piece for the Mets and if they can keep their starting pitching healthy they are a playoff contender. Bigly.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (FZYNt)
ha, well she said she hopes he chooses well. And probably he listened to her, and Ann is the reason he did this.
I really think it is good when the base gets angry or worried when he does things like agreeing we need a "clean DACA bill".
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (oyCqX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (3BFzK)
Plumbing 101:
Hot on left
Cold on right
Shit flows downhill
Payday is Friday
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (BtQd4)
I'm 'enry or 'enrietta the VIII, I am
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (493sH)
Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely whatsits...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw)
...how much did the plumber charge you to fix your thingamajig, by the way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/zgakuhs
Perhaps NSFW.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (dUJdY)
I can't remember what it was called but yeah, I thought I was losing my mind when it happened. Thingamajig replaced...stopped happening.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I can do mammograms
Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, but only on former Senator Ma'am. Or Graham.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)
You got Planned Parenthood beat. They do not do tits!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Nora at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (nyQyG)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj)
Ouch! Jim Acosta Gets Cocky at White House Presser Sarah Huckabee Sanders Slaps Him Back Into Place (Video)
Man she just destroys loons
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah. They're dark blue, and have a red, styliized "B" on the front.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (T28di)
It is. Happened in the shower in our previous house. Some thingamajig had to be replaced.
...how much did the plumber charge you to fix your thingamajig, by the way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)
fix your thingamajig......
Off to Urban Dictionary!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (veoSD)
You got Planned Parenthood beat. They do not do tits!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (BtQd4)
Will Dr. Dixon Koontz please pick up the courtesy speculum...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (gbWkA)
So, Cone of Shame for a skillet.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (di1hb)
Yeah, my skillets just came in and said don't even think about it, bro.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (Dp6qK)
My brother had just got up for work when he got called by the police. They asked if his truck was in the driveway.
It wasn't. Someone had rummaged through our house and taken his truck, then pulled a U-turn right in front of a police officer.
Crackhead skater punks. Literally. They found a crack pipe under the driver's seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)
I say They are not dead, just tired.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Only the Punchline Dept.:
The 95 year old Jewish man says "I'll take the soup."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
There's a spring clip that locks the cartridge at the 12 o'clock and 6 o'clock position. If it's bass ackwards you remove the spring clip, rotate the cartridge 180 degrees and temps are reversed. If that spring clip were to break user could change the position daily by spinning the dial too far or too hard.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (2FqvZ)
Is one allowed to wear a pussy heat if one was born a woman, mutilated oneself and pumped testosterone into one's body to resemble a man but not has second thoughts and wants to re-mutilate oneself to be a woman. Is that a possible exemption to the ban on pussy hats because it is not out of the realm of possibility that at one of these marches there is this level of insanity.
Posted by: Nora at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (nyQyG)
You get promoted to organizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: HillBit at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (qYCgM)
Posted by: IC
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Sarah Sanders: I’m sure you’re disappointed that he’s [@POTUS] not watching CNN.
Jim Acosta: I think he watches a lot of CNN if you don’t mind me saying.
Sarah Sanders: Ehhh, I don’t think that’s true. Your numbers would be higher. pic.twitter.com/z7u3lze2vv
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (c/EDo)
To say it's racist is as stupid as saying Pink Floyd change its name to Brown Floyd.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)
What I can't figure out is why Playboy has a "reporter" in the press pool? Even when they were at their height of fame and influence in the 70s, they didn't deserve white house access.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)
LOL.
It'll be us Astros next to be the most odious baseball fans in America, at least until the Cleveland Indians win their next one.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018
Tube steel or plastic?
Posted by: Razell at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (+6fd3)
You should have look under her hood to see if she had any damage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6n332)
Jim Acosta: I think he watches a lot of CNN if you don't mind me saying.
Sarah Sanders: Ehhh, I don't think that's true. Your numbers would be higher. pic.twitter.com/z7u3lze2vv
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (c/EDo)
ZING!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (493sH)
nobody likes extra crispy burgers.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (sGtp+)
And English!!! What's next Nazi words??!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (c/EDo)
In MAGA America SHS crush YOU!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: coloradan who just got pulled over at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6FqZa)
___________________________________
You really don't know?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: DocJ at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (NYS7S)
Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)
----
Nice.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6n332)
I was gonna go with the Deep Purple but, ach so!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
I did not succumb to that particular charism myself. But there were a lot of seriously obese lesbians taking a personal peek.
Even then, feminism was one big WTF???
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (7UW64)
Does anyone have a suggestion on how to treat chlamydia of the scalp?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj)
Decapitation. The Syrians should be able to take of it for ya.
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (T28di)
Bwahahahaa!
No sense waiting for pitchers and catchers even.
It's the hate that knows no off season.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj)
Turpentine and open flames.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (BtQd4)
Had one for a while now. You can have your Wii Fit girl, I'll take her and British Equestrienne Lady horsewhipping the activist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)
I did not succumb to that particular charism myself. But there were a lot of seriously obese lesbians taking a personal peek.
Even then, feminism was one big WTF???
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (7UW64)
Uh...yeah, see, that's just not sexy. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (NWiLs)
Off topic.
Posted by: Doh at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (TzscB)
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Tits or GTFO!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Weasel
hold on I'll gather them up
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at January 11, 2018 04:43 PM (FZYNt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCjIaCBldY
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 04:43 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (T28di)
---------
Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute here.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (kNasr)
- - 100 Billion bird cloacae
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Reptiles & Amphibians at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)
You know what I love about my daughter? She can bust my balls.
Doesn't annoy me in the least. Not one iota. I laugh with her. At me.
I suspect Huck has the same relationship. It's great.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (2FqvZ)
TROLL, if you will.
One wonders just how many TROLLs are in the "movement"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (BWL+E)
They're pink, because: girl.
So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Well, clearly these gals aren't bright enough for medical school.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (XWfIj)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)
She has a lot of smart-ass in her personality. I like that. It indicates a quick thinker. And utter contempt for those who deserve it.
Yeah, we're looking at you, Acosta. And pointing and laughing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (39g3+)
It's like you pointed to a car and said "this is a car". And then they removed the wheels and said, it's still a car. And then removed the engine and said it's still a car. And then ... etc.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (/qEW2)
Yeah, we're looking at you, Acosta. And pointing and laughing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64)
Acosta is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Little man in the boat at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (wKPRc)
It's sixty degrees here and they just closed schools tomorrow for an ice storm that may or may not happen.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
C'mon. Monday is MLK day. 4 day weekend baby !!
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)
Doesn't she have three young kids at home? I would think that dealing with the press pool would be like a cat playing with its food for her.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (mf5HN)
The joke:
A group of old Jewish men want to give their friend a gift for his 100th birthday. So they offer a woman who resembles Kate Upton $500 if she'll go to his house wearing nothing but a fur coat, ring his bell and offer him the best sex of his life.
So, the hottie goes to the address, rings the bell and when a bent over, 100 year old Moishe answers, she throws open her coat revealing her incredibly body and yells "Super Sex!"
Moishe looks puzzled and says "Votz dat?!"
"Super sex!"
"Votz dat?!"
"SUPER-SEX!!!
Moishe looks at her for a few seconds, raises and eyebrow and then confidently says "I'll take the soup!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (pL6Vz)
Oh sure, just thrust yourself right on in.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Millennial Lib at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (vDqXW)
If she does that, I'm going to have to start carefully wording my marriage proposal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Tom Edison at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (XWfIj)
Posted by: Tim from Nashua at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (EATOD)
If it kills pussy hats, I'll take it; I won't have to see them any more.
Bring on more left-on-left!
Posted by: barbarausa at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (ru28e)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (c/EDo)
...
Please tell me whhhhyyyyy my car is in the front yard . . .
...
I did check and there wasn't a body stuck to the car so I figured everything was fine.
They're funny stories til you goto meetings with a guy who spent a few years as a guest of the state.
Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (fA1SL)
+++
I really had no idea that you had bears down in Florida.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (tcwn1)
ot, nice article
To Fix Washington, D.C., We Must First Destroy It
https://tinyurl.com/y9dh6f74
a really good read
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (xfb67)
The kind you buy from an assistant crack whore...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
And if warm she smelled like a boar
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (BtQd4)
Isn't that sort of self-exam... wise, though? We men are asked to go rummage through The Equipment now and again to ensure no lumps, weird pains, or (my case) melanoma spots.
Not sure about buying a whole slate of surgical tools of course . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (pL6Vz)
..........
Darn. I was gonna go to the march hoping they'd all be rubbing madly on that thing at the top.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (mf5HN)
I realized that I had truly embraced motherhood the first time I asked my husband if he had to go peepee before we left for church.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Weasel
----------------
*wonders how to differentiate a slutwalk from the others*
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (xfb67)
Some confused guy walked up to him and wanted to pawn his watch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Missouri Man at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tom Edison at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (XWfIj)
Big Jake Slade from KFC
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (pL6Vz)
+++
I really had no idea that you had bears down in Florida.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (tcwn1)
Yup, sure do.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (LilNs)
A group of old Jewish men want to give their friend a gift for his 100th birthday. So they offer a woman who resembles Kate Upton $500...
This is either an old joke, or the line forms behind me.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (z79tQ)
Darn. I was gonna go to the march hoping they'd all be rubbing madly on that thing at the top.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
Don't you rub her madly,
Wanna meet her daddy....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Abby Normal at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (cQO95)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (AJeMv)
Is it toooo late to jump into this thread..... hmmm...
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (pL6Vz)
ask willow
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (EzdLW)
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Very retro, all the way to Tudor codpieces.
Posted by: Decaf at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (pL6Vz)
Thppppppppppppppt!
Posted by: Beret at January 11, 2018 04:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 11, 2018 04:50 PM (LilNs)
Trevor Noah(!) did that bit when comparing Spicer's conferences to some teacher dealing with kindergarteners.
That's right; in early 2017, the media were too unprofessional even for the qweefs on The Daily Show.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 04:50 PM (6FqZa)
Oh, I don't know about that...
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (fA1SL)
Probably willowed, but according to WZ, the Marines have chosen the HK M27 as their new infantry rifle.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (AJeMv)
Looks like partial replacement for the M249 and not the standard Marine rifle.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (AJeMv)
Have to check that weapon out.... is it BLACK, precious, does it have things that flip up....
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Must Be From The Show-Me State at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ss at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (HzjyJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (LV3VM)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (VpIIl)
Other times (as here), they act as if mention of the vagina is taboo. A symbol of oppression against women without vaginas, just as mention of Western civilization's achievements in certain history books is downplayed, because that too is a symbol of oppression.
cis-women are victims of oppression in some contexts, in which they must act out, and an oppressive privileged majority in other contexts in which case they must self-shame in order to atone for their privilege.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (/qEW2)
Karl Rove even wears one when he's on TV.
As Seen On TV. Dick Hat.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Tom Edison at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (XWfIj)
"With one of these I can get as many of those as I want"
my addition to Just the Punchline.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)
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I wouldn't have thought that the heat and high humidity would be a pleasant environment for a bear.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (tcwn1)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (tcwn1)
Bear nothing! We got death virus fukin monkeys and the Gorilla Channel films in many trailer parks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (6Ll1u)
You won't find many Gentile Bens in Florida. Certainly not around Boca Raton or West Palm Beach, anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)
Karl Rove even wears one when he's on TV.
As Seen On TV. Dick Hat.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (r9UYA)
And... if you call now, you can get a Second Dick Hat for FREE.....
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (pL6Vz)
Or just a man in the house.
Or some minor skills with tools
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.
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Darn. I was gonna go to the march hoping they'd all be rubbing madly on that thing at the top.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
They are anatomically correct as there is no magical thing at the top.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (vDqXW)
You won't find many Gentile Bens in Florida. Certainly not around Boca Raton or West Palm Beach, anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)"The hell you say. Check some of those chaise lounges.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (VpIIl)
As Seen On TV. Dick Hat.
I thought that was his bald head.
Oh, same thing I guess.
Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (TDlU3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
He was actually Jewish. Moile wouldn't go near him though.
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (8ikIW)
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All of the dynamics of a nursery school recess.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)
My guess? A 79 cent spring clip that the plumber will charge her $300 to replace.
Or, she can manually rotate the control 180 degrees herself. And remember not to spin it too far, next time.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (2FqvZ)
I'd pluck me. I'd pluck me hard.
Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (QQ+il)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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I believe you're thinking of One Life to Live with Ben Gazzara.
Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (8b+oT)
Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (6Ll1u)
Yep. When I was a kid I soooo wanted to go for a ride on that fanboat / airboat thing.
https://youtu.be/D8Hu4Xb6p-4
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (TDlU3)
Posted by: Gumby at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (b0F+u)
Completely ruined her kids with her politics. Her daughter knitted the family the pink hats and they took the red line into DC for the march.
Got an older brother that torments libs on Facespace and he is merciless. Sis' pics will forever be on the internet and she is not happy about it. At all. And her son and son in law will never live those pictures down either.
Posted by: DanMan at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (XTiHL)
There's a ULA Delta IV scheduled to launch at 5:05 EST. It's carrying a classified NRO satellite out of Vandenberg.
National Review has a satellite!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (IqV8l)
I wouldn't have thought that the heat and high humidity would be a pleasant environment for a bear.
Posted by: washrivergal
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Black bears are indigenous to the coastal swampy areas of NC. The record bears are down there instead of up here in the mountains.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (cp1if)
369 What I can't figure out is why Playboy has a "reporter" in the press pool? Even when they were at their height of fame and influence in the 70s, they didn't deserve white house access.
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You really don't know?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (ATVNj)
SOMEONE has to write the articles....... which us guys totally read.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (veoSD)
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Or just a man in the house.
Or some minor skills with tools
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM
The gateway drug to shelves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: tony bordain at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (XWfIj)
I'll take her and British Equestrienne Lady horsewhipping the activist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Oh that was a good'en or should I saw jolly good show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (493sH)
467 Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Key West.
Posted by: 'Gentle' Ben Dover at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (wKPRc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 05:00 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (g5xnT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (g5xnT)
Posted by: wayne at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (BEtsX)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc.
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As I recall, the world record Black bear was taken down east in NC. ~880 lbs.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (cp1if)
If they hold it on a day of the month when the EBT cards get refilled, they can forget about minority women showing up.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (BRpqW)
I believe Bob Nelson already addressed this while collecting for UNICEF.
For they need your money. Desperately.
To buy hats.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: H. Weinstein at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)
I am suspecting the anti-scald valve. Mineral or other crud build-up can make it flake out.
Plumber? Depends on skills possessed. I'd replace the valve/handle assembly.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (di1hb)
Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)
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Nice.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6n332)
I was gonna go with the Deep Purple but, ach so!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
I am proud to have provided the set-up.
Posted by: West at January 11, 2018 05:09 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Buford Gooch at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (bOtTO)
It is not deliberate. It is baked in the cake of their mental illness. This will not be corrected because the therapy would consume the entire GNP.
Posted by: colfax mingo at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (C8LGv)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 11, 2018 05:16 PM (4dWFG)
Posted by: Gumby at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (b0F+u)
Posted by: Lynne at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (FYZjd)
Reminds me of the finger lock ("come hither") hold in Aikido. A teenage girl can force a 400 pound linebacker to go where she wants on his tiptoes if she has the right hold on his fingers and wrist.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: oddnot's waiting for the Happening and Big Ugly at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Shashiga at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (QvdcM)
You'd think a woman would fucking know that.
Posted by: deadrody at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (9GR/C)
Posted by: Bildo at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (02/Ny)
Posted by: Lynne at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (FYZjd)
Like angler fish hunting for a sheep.
The whole trans analogy seems to be unraveling like a cheap sweater.
I wonder if it'll get to the place where a Leftist can't utter a thing about anything for fear of getting ejected from the heard for stating an unthinkable about some Left-sacred newly invented protected underclass. Circumcising their own free speech, so to speak. Then they could only scream at the sky, but not at night, that would be raciss!
Posted by: Speller at January 11, 2018 10:24 PM (pSotA)
Reminds me of the scene from the movie "Idiocracy", when during "Rehabilitation" the guy drives the underpowered car with the purple dildo on the hood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLts-sXlLEM
Posted by: jim at January 12, 2018 02:28 AM (gjGvH)
Advice to the Left on sucking: Harder. FASTER.
Posted by: DrZin at January 12, 2018 05:30 AM (g0bHD)
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 12, 2018 07:50 AM (E+qJE)
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