Pensacola Women's March Bans Pink Pussy Hats Because... See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies. They Have Penises.

So it's transphobic, you see.

How may we further restructure the basic structure of our society to please you, Tiny Noisy Minority?

The Pensacola, Florida branch of the Women's March is banning the symbolic pink pussy hats to avoid offending transgender women and women of color.

...

In a statement posted to the Pensacola Women’s March’s Facebook page, the group argues that the hats assume that all women have pink vaginas, which represents a "very concentrated and thus, exclusionary sect of feminism."

First, the hats are allegedly transphobic because they ignore transgender women who don't have vaginas -- otherwise known as men who identify as women but choose not to have transitional surgery.

"The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims.

Furthermore, the group considers the hats to be racist because they assume that all vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and Eurocentric."

I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads.

Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM




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1 woolen dongs. now I have a terrible visual..

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu)

2 Heh.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (prSvo)

3 I think there must be something in the water supply ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (ri1Ra)

4 Sounds itchy. Or scratchy.

Or both...

Posted by: Parker at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (ZfzDM)

5 I'm still studying the subject, but I'm fairly certain that the parts of the vagina that are pink on a white woman are also pink on women of color.

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (QFnhZ)

6
See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies.

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Some a very dark and brown.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

7 The Google disease is spreading like a large dude on a white Ottoman...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (B8veG)

8 give them cock caps

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (FZYNt)

9 >>huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads

They will be called The Shep.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

10 I'm sure someone will have some kind of crap to sell these folks that will be inclusive enough to wear for this march only. Then, next time some other crap. It's marketing genius.

Posted by: huerfano at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (EtMVh)

11 oh for the love of pete

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

12 What are they marching for exactly?

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

13 The color of your vagina won't matter if all they ID you from, God forbid this happens, is your dessicated male or female skeleton.
Bones don't lie.

Posted by: Sal at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (hA4a+)

14 >> >>huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads



The balls would black your vision on all but the coldest days.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (eicox)

15 8
give them cock caps

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2018 03:56 PM (FZYNt)

You should go and trademark that name. That is awesome.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)

16 oh for the love of pete
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

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I think thats their motivation.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

17 Popcorn. I need more.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (7LY+6)

18 Trading floor wench doesn't have a penis.

Unless she wants one.


She's looking good today.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (8iiMU)

19

I really hope that one day the left gets so out of control loony that it's laughed out of existence. But I don't hold out much hope

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (493sH)

20 they could wear a hat with both

aren't they on amazon yet?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (fceHP)

21
On a long enough time-line this little experiment in insanity will self-destruct. It's already fraying at the edges.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (2FqvZ)

22 I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads.

A. That's sizeist and ableist.

II. Now I have an image of someone with this on s/h/it's head http://bit.ly/2mkXky5 but without the ears and eyes and I'm snorfling at my desk.

That and I want to yell ROLL TIDE and I'll just see myself out.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (mf5HN)

23 "The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman,



Science kinda reinforces that also.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (uh5kC)

24 Dear SMOD......

We are unworthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

25 The pussy-hats also attract stray cats.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (QCX64)

26 When they came for the pink pussy hats I said nothing......

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)

27 yesterday: teh gheys

today: teh trannies

tomorrow: pedophiles

the day after tomorrow: bestiality

The Greeks would be proud of the left today.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (+dsLj)

28 Ravelry has lovely patterns for nicely knitted naughty bits, both female and male.

I'm not sure WHY they have them, but they do.

Perhaps we need a knitting bee where we produce them in mass quantities to send off to our more mentally challenged folk.

Or, you know, not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (7UW64)

29 This is getting to be Life of Brian stuff, all played out in real time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (k1TUh)

30 >>oh for the love of pete


You new here?


Pete is into the self-love.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (eicox)

31 But they're all pink
on the inside

Posted by: Tom22ndState at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (dhIJb)

32 Trading floor wench Nicole Petallides.


geez.....

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (8iiMU)

33 Here's what I don't get.

These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.

They're pink, because: girl.

So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

34 I'm picturing Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep sporting lil' hats with dongs hanging off the front.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

35 the group considers the hats to be racist because they assume that all
vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and Eurocentric."
====================


I have been saying this very same thing for years. But nobody listens. I even had Rev do a sermon on it. Still nothing. I'm glad to see that someone is finally seeing the light.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

36 never could figure out why some of them weren't wearing cheesehead hats.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (nFwvY)

37 >> oh for the love of pete

That's transphobic. From now on it shall be

Oh for the love of Peter or Petra or a goldskin Dragon or an expansive building ....

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (/tuJf)

38 Note to any feminists thinking right now: "wait a minute, that's stupid"

I've got one thing to say to you "You made this mess."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

39 They don't want to hurt the feelings of "women" with penises, but the march organizers last yer were more than happy to publicly shun pro-life feminist groups.

Not a "women's" march, it's a "progressive feminists" march.
With bonus sharia-suppotin' palestinians and terrorists
!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (W+vEI)

40 I wonder what the response has been to Catherine Devenues rant.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (qK2iX)

41 The balls would black your vision on all but the coldest days.
Posted by: garrett



On The coldest days, the cock cap(tm), would look just like any other ski cap.

It wouldn't return to normal until it warms up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (uh5kC)

42 This confuses Ugh.
When Ugh confused, club them all.
Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

43 Well they could wear spliced penis hats.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (qK2iX)

44 33
Here's what I don't get.



These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.



They're pink, because: girl.



So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

Maybe some of these women need to spend a little more time standing nude over a mirror.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (jxbfJ)

45 Old and busted: Pink Pussy Hats
New and Fresh : Black Outfits

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (U5Xeq)

46
I saw "Women with Penises" Open for "Men With Hats" at the Iowa State Fair in 1987.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

47 You can't possibly out guess Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (aC6Sd)

48 Perhaps we need a knitting bee where we produce them in mass quantities to send off to our more mentally challenged folk.

Or, you know, not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (7UW64)



Pffft sell them and make bank.


Now I want to buy a bunch of left over RNC elephant hats and repurpose them. Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

49 Has the People's Front for the Exaltation of Brown Vajayjays declared war on the splinter group the People's Front for the Exaltation of the Pink Pussy?

Another group besieging the PFEPP is the People's Front Supporting Womyn with Penises.

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And yes E,press I too thought an elephant plushy would be a good substitute for the knitted dong. But you were quicker with the typing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (B8veG)

50 Live by identity politics, die by identity politics.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (3BFzK)

51 never could figure out why some of them weren't wearing cheesehead hats.
Posted by: x



Cheesehead hats are rayciss, yo! There's other colors of cheese besides yellow.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (uh5kC)

52 I'm back baby!

Posted by: The Schlong at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (ATVNj)

53 Shouldn't that be Peniscola Chapter?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (hqZPQ)

54 Not a "women's" march, it's a "progressive feminists" march.
=========================


Absolutely, Lizzy. Do you think for one minute that they would let us in? Even though we are women, and the "woman" standing next to us is really Uncle Marvin?

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:01 PM (lwiT4)

55 I wonder what the response has been to Catherine Devenues rant.

I think her version of "seduce" is a bit odd. Its one thing to use your charisma, wiles, and charm to seduce a woman but grabbing her and masturbating into a potted plant doesn't fit my definition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)

56 Hope Solo can just gonna wear 2lbs of Arby's Roast Beef as a hat.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (eicox)

57 If this isn't frightening enough, these people also drive cars.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (tcwn1)

58 They just played Nancy Palsi's "crumbs" comment on FBN.

She is insane.

My mind boggles.

And, I always thought A.B. Stoddard was quite hot.





Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (8iiMU)

59 Roman Helmets for everyone!!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)

60 New and Fresh : Black Outfits
Posted by: Voter Dude

with see through titties!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (nFwvY)

61 Wait, what?

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*gasp* *gasp* *gasp*

BWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (xttKs)

62 Figures it would be a Navy town....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (hqZPQ)

63 bleach the vagina hats white, and add a spotted dick.
Inclusive. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (otAqJ)

64 It's going to be so great when they evolve to wearing penis hats in the support of feminism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ks6bw)

65


I'm picturing Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep sporting lil' hats with dongs hanging off the front.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

Where they would put them, I doubt you'd be able to see them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (493sH)

66 Now if she had said "For the love of pets," we would have Gaylord show up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (B8veG)

67 I haven't seen a real vagina.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (3BFzK)

68 Has the People's Front for the Exaltation of Brown Vajayjays declared war on the splinter group the People's Front for the Exaltation of the Pink Pussy?




Pssssst. It's all pink inside.

Even the brown ones.

Watch some fucking porn.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)

69 ...the group considers the hats to be racist because they assume that all vaginas are pink....

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I even had Rev do a sermon on it. Still nothing.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

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*Spock Eyebrow*

What denomination of Lutheran are you again???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

70 yesterday: teh gheys

today: teh trannies

tomorrow: pedophiles

the day after tomorrow: bestiality
.

next week: sex with aliens

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

71 I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads.

But they can't be pink, because that would be racist.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (xjiRE)

72 So, half get pussy hats and the other half get penises turned inside out?

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (xttKs)

73 Watch some fucking porn.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)

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Is there any other kind.???







....wait... dont answer that.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

74 >>So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??




Because it was in response to Trump's "Grab 'em by the pussy" remarks?
Think that why they seized on the name "pussy" and the hats are just a cutesy double-entendre:

cat ears = pussy ---> pink cat ears = pussy pussy *wink, wink*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (W+vEI)

75 Watch some fucking porn.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

76 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)

That was not her definition either.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (qK2iX)

77 51. Dairy products are rayciss.

https://youtu.be/6j0Hw3pepLo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)

78 67
I haven't seen a real vagina in a long long time.


Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (3BFzK)

Posted by: Married men everywhere at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)

79 These people will politically correct themselves into immobility.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (hLRSq)

80 You know, a doctor once told me I have a vagina.

I told him I wanted a second opinion.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ATVNj)

81 Can I buy a laser that turns "things" pink?

I'm sensing quite a big business opportunity.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (3BFzK)

82 As I understand it, the seam on top of the hat is supposed to mimic a vulva.

These people aren't terribly bright. Obsessions with genitals tends be indicative of other deep-seated psychic disorders.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (T28di)

83 Pensacola Women's March Bans Pink Pussy Hats Because... See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies. They Have Penises.

You sure it is not just because it is just too darn warm to wear a knit hat in Florida?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (kUmUV)

84

This is getting to be Life of Brian stuff, all played out in real time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (k1TUh)


I'm surprised the movie hasn't been declared a hate crime what with the whole, you can't be woman or it's symbolic of his struggle against reality

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (493sH)

85 Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

*fist bump*


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

86 *Spock Eyebrow*



What denomination of Lutheran are you again???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
===================

Oh, he just does Lutheran on Sundays. Friday nights are a whole 'nuther ball of wax.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (lwiT4)

87 My vagina is black and blue.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (vg8iE)

88 Like the feminists in support of Bill Clinton's serial sexual harassment and rapes, this movement suffered severely over their total silence regarding Hollywood and the other sexual misconduct hotspots.

No marches about that? No speeches? No demented free verse by drugged-out celebrities? No vulva costumes (no, girls, that's not a vagina. Have you not even seen how your bits are made?).

People may not talk about it much, but they did notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)

89 >>But they can't be pink, because that would be racist.

If they're huge they can't be pink cause that would be impossible.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)

90 Democrat women wearing black to SOTU ... Trump should tweet day before that they are in mourning over the death of the Democrat Party. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (otAqJ)

91 they all look the same through a speculum, and indeed all are pink.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (v3QwB)

92 If this isn't frightening enough, these people also drive cars.
Posted by: washrivergal



Worse.


They vote!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (uh5kC)

93 Old and busted: Pink Pussy Hats

New and Fresh : Black Outfits
=====

Black is so sophisticated and slimming.

My kids had a ring toss game that they loved where you wore elephant masks and tossed the rings on the trunks. Forget what it was called, but they played that a lot.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (MIKMs)

94 They just played Nancy Palsi's "crumbs" comment on FBN.

She is insane.

-

I'm old enough to remember when vaguely somehow "saving" $2500 dollars your family would never see was a reason to re-elect a lazy underachieving gay dude.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (ks6bw)

95 Are the Flaps on PussyHats asymmetrical?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (eicox)

96 What denomination of Lutheran are you again???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

Must be reformed

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (czkHE)

97 Furthermore, the group considers the hats to be racist because they assume that all vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and Eurocentric."

I've watched a lot of porn and a vast majority of the mish on screen, regardless of skin color, was inside pink. Thus the song "Kissing the Pink" in the movie with the under-aged asian chick, whose mish was pink......

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (xttKs)

98 Apparently "because it makes us look like a bunch of insane fucktards" wasn't a particular worry of theirs. Fancy that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (AM1GF)

99
I guess being in a state that's shaped like a penis doesn't count.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (lKyWE)

100 watch some fucking porn

Splitter!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (B8veG)

101 cat ears = pussy ---> pink cat ears = pussy pussy *wink, wink*

Still... they're concerned that the hats are pink and are a pussy hat but... they're a kitty cat pussy hat, which has nothing to do with trannies or other races. I know, I know, mansplaining, logic, all that. But still, its like they're deliberately being as stupid and crazy as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)

102 99


I guess being in a state that's shaped like a penis doesn't count.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 04:06 PM (lKyWE)

Perhaps they need to be reminded that they live in the nut sack of the USA

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (jxbfJ)

103 I need full flaps, NOW!!

We are coming in for a landing.

Posted by: Pussy Hat Pilot at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (3BFzK)

104 Don't they understand that they look like idiots to anyone looking from the outside?

I. just. can't. even. . . .

Our Founders aren't spinning in their graves. They've arisen and volunteered for Hell.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (YOHxA)

105 >> they all look the same through a speculum


What...like they need a toothpick and an olive?

Posted by: Hillary at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (eicox)

106
I'm transfat phobic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mbhDw)

107 There's only one solution: asshats.

Or does that discriminate against the assless?

Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (a033P)

108 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE CAT EARS! THE HATS ARE STUPID!

Ahem.

If this isn't frightening enough, these people also drive cars.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (tcwn1)


That does explain rather a lot about my commute each day.

Though yesterday I had one of those drives home where you park and realize you don't remember a thing about the entire drive back. I did check and there wasn't a body stuck to the car so I figured everything was fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

109 If Florida is America's penis does that make Alabama America's taint?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (/tuJf)

110 Maybe those Thai drs and their lasers can fix the pussy hats?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (6Ll1u)

111 How bout you ban them because, ya know, they're stupid.

Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (cR0W+)

112 Democrat women wearing black to SOTU ... Trump
should tweet day before that they are in mourning over the death of the
Democrat Party. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:05 PM (otAqJ)
=======================

The entire Republican contingent should come in white tie and tails. The women can dress like Ginger Rogers. Trump can be Fred Astaire. He's easy to dance with .....

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (lwiT4)

113 Oh, he just does Lutheran on Sundays. Friday nights are a whole 'nuther ball of wax.


Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (lwiT4)
The Rev sounds like an interesting man...whatever are you guys up to on Friday nights?

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

114 Wait, I thought that racial differences were only skin deep, and that black women's vaginas were pink inside too?

Let me check to make sure.

[Goes to inspect "XXX Ebony Babe Porn."]

OK, I'm back. I can confidently report that black women have pink vaginas in the inside.

Thus, the "pink pussy hats" are not racist after all!

Now excuse me, I have some other websites I need to look at for a while.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (42M22)

115 I've watched a lot of porn and a vast majority of the mish on screen, regardless of skin color, was inside pink. Thus the song "Kissing the Pink" in the movie with the under-aged asian chick, whose mish was pink......
Posted by: Sponge



Thus the term "two in the pink, one in the stink".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (uh5kC)

116 6
See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies.
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Some a very dark and brown.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)


Personally, a fan of the dusky pee-flaps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (mbhDw)

117 Hey, Pelosi. Do you know how many pussy hats you can buy with $2500?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (ATVNj)

118 AIGHGGGHHH!!!!

AIGHGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!


AIGHGHHGHHHHHGHHHGHGHHHH!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (5ng19)

119 Woolen dongs, knitted nuts, it's going to be a weird winter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (IcT7t)

120 :::goes through the revolving door:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (EwAd4)

121 Well if it takes the threat of being called a racist to stop wearing a pussy hat then I'm okay with the result. Jeebus - chicks are seriously stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (YV+SU)

122 CNN tells me PDT rejected the bipartisan immigration boondoggle.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

123
Isn't Woolendong a town in the Australian outback (emphasis on out back)?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mbhDw)

124 18
AIGHGGGHHH!!!!

AIGHGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!


AIGHGHHGHHHHHGHHHGHGHHHH!!!


Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 11, 2018 04:08 PM (5ng19)


AIGHGGGHHH!!!!

AIGHGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!


AIGHGHHGHHHHHGHHHGHGHHHH!!!

Posted by: amy schumer at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)

125 Does you pussy hat grow a white string down the middel for several days each month?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (BtQd4)

126 Well, I wonder if they know there's a difference between the outside of a pussy and the inside.....which is usually pink.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (xttKs)

127 whatever are you guys up to on Friday nights?


Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)
=========================

In the summer, we actually have a lot of fun. In the winter we mostly fall asleep.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (lwiT4)

128 Yesterday was a hell of a day. There I was, minding my own business when some short chick ran me over with her car. All I remember was a glorious rack.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (gC2IV)

129 >>Though yesterday I had one of those drives home where you park and realize you don't remember a thing about the entire drive back.


Ha!

*Reads Sign*

...hmm. Davenport.

Wait...
that's in Iowa!?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (eicox)

130 >>But still, its like they're deliberately being as stupid and crazy as possible.


They're obsessed with overthinking everything.

Started out as cutesy pussy cat/pussy thing, but as is the case with feminism + intersectionality, it could not go unexamined, decontructed, critiqued and found wanting.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (W+vEI)

131 Wool 'N Dongs

Is that next to Toys 'R Us ?

Posted by: jsg at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (gs8be)

132

"The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina
= woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims.





The party of science.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (493sH)

133 OT: I asked for one of these for Christmas (yeah, I ask for weird things). Anywhooo...just used it. It rocks. Looks a tad bizarre but it really works.

http://tinyurl.com/yapxszxm

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)

134 I was behind a little Chevy sub-sub-compact in the McDonald's drive through line yesterday. Older, angry looking woman with an "I'm with her" sticker on the passenger side bumper and the arrow H on the other.

In the middle were two stickers about knowing where your food comes from and to support your local farmers.

She bought two bags of something and one large coke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (ks6bw)

135 You know a pink knit cap with ewok ears really doesn't say pussy. Maybe they could take a hint from the military and start wearing a piss cutter? That looks like a pussy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (YV+SU)

136 It's sad to view the actions of the mentally ill.

sigh.

Very, very sad.

And really, really amusing.

/yes, I am a bad, bad person.

Posted by: shibumi at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (aT+Bx)

137 How about I show up with a Subway foot-long tuna on my head.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (hqZPQ)

138 I don't give a shit about the color of the flaps, it is all about the lift they provide.

Posted by: Pussy Hat Pilot at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (3BFzK)

139 Okay, this is grand:

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/951561343294992386


(Sorry, can't find a non twatface link to the vid)

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

140 The party of science.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (493sH)


YOUR truth!!!!!

Posted by: Orka Winfrey at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (xttKs)

141

So, let me get this straight. Trump is insane. Right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (mbhDw)

142 125
Does you pussy hat grow a white string down the middel for several days each month?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (BtQd4)


denounce your self!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)

143 Do your flaps hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a know?
Can you tie them in a bow?

Do your flaps hang low.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (jxbfJ)

144 Started out as cutesy pussy cat/pussy thing, but as is the case with
feminism + intersectionality, it could not go unexamined, decontructed,
critiqued and found wanting.
=====

Call the silly hats bicornes.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (MIKMs)

145 Roman Helmets for everyone!!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
.............

German helmets. With one hole in the top.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (HgMAr)

146 >>You know a pink knit cap with ewok ears really doesn't say pussy.


Well, not until they see your Messenger Bag.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (eicox)

147 Did they change the pussy hats when I wasn't looking? What's this about "ears"?

Last I saw one, it was basically a beanie/ski-cap with a long, straight seam across the top, done in pink yarn. The ends would sorta poke up most of the time, because lazy leftie loonies don't knit well when they're rushed.

I... I just now realize that I don't actually care.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (T28di)

148

Are they going to demand Pensacola change its name to Cuntzacola?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (mbhDw)

149 I thought the success of hashtags like #BringOurGirlsBack negated the need to have hats, or anything else for that matter, as props for virtue-signaling.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (2X7pN)

150 I think my aunt and uncle use to live in Wollongong Australia

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)

151 Girls have penis and boys have vajajay's.


Posted by: Little boy in Kindergarten Cop 2018 at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (ymnmz)

152 "She bought two bags of something and one large coke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever"

=========

That's almost always a "diet" coke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (3BFzK)

153 All things feminist beibg taken ver by men

It's funny

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (a/5dM)

154 6
See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies.

-----

Some a very dark and brown.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

Turn her over. You're messing with the wrong side. (At least, I hope when she turns over she turns out to be a she. But I'm an omniphobe.)

Posted by: George LeS at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (+TcCF)

155 137 How about I show up with a Subway foot-long tuna on my head.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (hqZPQ)


Tuna in Hungarian. Whoa boy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (mbhDw)

156 Though yesterday I had one of those drives home where you park and realize you don't remember a thing about the entire drive back. I did check and there wasn't a body stuck to the car so I figured everything was fine.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
--------

We actually saw a car this summer that had a body stuck to the front of the car. Not of a human, but a huge black bird of some kind - think crow, but bigger. It was a hot mess. And there is NO WAY the guy could not have known he hit this thing. Aside from the thump it must have made, the car was backed in to the parking space so he would have had to go right by it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (kNasr)

157 I heard Lindy Lou Layman was trying to make a hat out of the Warhols.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (EwAd4)

158 To all the gynecologists out there, shouldn't we call the pussy hat a "Pap Cap"?

Posted by: Dr. Papanicolaou at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ATVNj)

159 pho·bi·a
NOUN
an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something:
trans·pho·bi·a
NOUN
intense dislike of or prejudice against transsexual or transgender people:

Notice how they have changed the meaning of the word to fit the agenda. PHOBIA FEAR. Coulrophobia is not prejudice against clowns but crap your draws scared of them.



Well is this complete bullshit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (BtQd4)

160 "She bought two bags of something and one large coke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever"


As if there's never any hypocrisy on the left or something......

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (xttKs)

161 Pssssst. It's all pink inside.

Even the brown ones.

Watch some fucking porn.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:03 PM (uh5kC)

This^^^ is phrasing done right.

Posted by: tbodie at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (v6tPi)

162 Maybe they finally figured out they look stupid and are looking for a reason to stop wearing them

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (aC6Sd)

163 oh for the love of pete
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

I think it's for the love of a peter-on a woman. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (8+Ozj)

164 God, my sister in law is the dumbest woman on the planet. I can't even look at her posts anymore without wanting to poke my eyes out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)

165 The women wearing black for the state of the union address... ok knock yourselves out. Most of them did anyway. I mean, guys have to.

But if this is some kind of statement about sexual harassment... why aren't you releasing the details about the congressional payoff fund? Names. Places. Specifics. Dates. Lets have it. If you really care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)

166 I told him I wanted a second opinion.

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at January 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ATVNj)

So he told you "and you're ugly too!"?


Heyoh.

babump bump

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (YOHxA)

167 German helmets. With one hole in the top.
Posted by: wth



Picklehaube, minus the pickle.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (uh5kC)

168 woman = vagina

And your point is?

Posted by: five foot talking vagina at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (326rv)

169 CNN tells me PDT rejected the bipartisan immigration boondoggle.


Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)


Blast it all! Now what are we supposed to get all in a panic about?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (hLRSq)

170 Why don't they just wear Bunny Ears and a Cotton Tail?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (YV+SU)

171 I saw the Woolen Dongs open for Eddie Money at Walnut Creek in '95.

Posted by: Whiskey Tango at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (IOl3v)

172 The overly large HR woman at a company I once worked for used to always piss about her weight, yet showed up every morning with a bag full of Whataburger breakfasts and an XL Diet Coke.

We had a fire drill once, unannounced, and she showed up outside with the bag of food in tow.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (xttKs)

173 Slaughterbot them all.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)

174 CNN tells me PDT rejected the bipartisan immigration boondoggle.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)



Oh no! Whatever will Ann Coulter do?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (mbhDw)

175 If this isn't frightening enough, these people also drive cars.

Posted by: washrivergal
............

...and try to park them!

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

176 no love?

Posted by: Nipple Hats at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (5ng19)

177 I looks bad but I feels good.

Posted by: Pussy Hat at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (3BFzK)

178 Can't they have both a peter and a "p***" on a hat?

Ugh-just uggh

Meanwhile women are probably being tortured and killed in Iran,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (8+Ozj)

179 164 God, my sister in law is the dumbest woman on the planet. I can't even look at her posts anymore without wanting to poke my eyes out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)


'Unfollow' or 'unfriend'.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (Enq6K)

180 I guess the Woolly Mammoth had a mammoth woolen dong.

Before his time that guy.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (xqfqx)

181 Maybe they finally figured out they look stupid and are looking for a reason to stop wearing them

Maybe they figured after Harvey Weinstein wore one in a march it doesn't have quite that punch any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)

182 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PUSSY HAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A PUSSY IS ON A WOMAN'S HEAD WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS A PUSSY IS DOWN THERE IN THE FRONT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)

183 Everyone has a butthole, right?

Butthole berets.

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (g5xnT)

184 And I'm supposed to believe that this is a serious, mature group, why?

Posted by: Iranian woman arrested after taking off a hajab at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (326rv)

185 Sleepy Jeff Sessions has set up a task force to review the DEA Project Casandra Hezbollah drug running/money laundering scheme squashed by Obama.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ubycgr

Dude does a lot of work while he's napping.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

186 178. * checks calendar *

Yep. It's a day of the week. That's when they do it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (fA1SL)

187 Blast it all! Now what are we supposed to get all in a panic about?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
=============================

Oh my gosh, yesterday - people's eyeballs were splurting blood. It got so bad, I had to go read a book.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (lwiT4)

188 No fucks will ever be given when considering the Pensacola, Florida branch of the Women's March contribution to society.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (BtQd4)

189 I'm sure someone will have some kind of crap to sell these folks that will be inclusive enough to wear for this march only. Then, next time some other crap. It's marketing genius.
Posted by: huerfano
------------

Rainbow PIV caps. Covers all of the bases, well, most of them. It's a slam-dunk.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (9tO1t)

190 169 CNN tells me PDT rejected the bipartisan immigration boondoggle.


Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)


Blast it all! Now what are we supposed to get all in a panic about?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 11, 2018 04:15 PM (hLRSq)


Well that sucks! I burned all my damn hair off...

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (Enq6K)

191 183 Everyone has a butthole, right?

Butthole berets.
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (g5xnT)


She wore a butt-hole beret,
The kind you buy from an assistant crack whore...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

192 We actually saw a car this summer that had a body stuck to the front of the car. Not of a human, but a huge black bird of some kind - think crow, but bigger. It was a hot mess. And there is NO WAY the guy could not have known he hit this thing. Aside from the thump it must have made, the car was backed in to the parking space so he would have had to go right by it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (kNasr)



I was driving along one day when a flock of black birds flew towards me and I heard a THUMP. I pulled over to the side of the highway because I was positive I must of hit one but nope.

That was an exciting time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

193 Since I got sent home today due to crap weather I did manage to get one productive thing done. Cleaned out the hall closet. One huge black trash bag full of towels, sheets and old table cloths that will be donated.

After that I figured I earned a break and made jewelry! lol! Good Lord, I really could open up a shop and have plenty of inventory. Someone needs to stop me.



Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (dUJdY)

194 What do you get when a Green-Bay Packer's fan collides with a person wearing a Pussy hat?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (wKPRc)

195 Oh no! Whatever will Ann Coulter do?!

**

Yeah, to say she's been a bit hyperbolic on this would be an understatement.
Is she Hawking another book??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (xqfqx)

196 --------

We actually saw a car this summer that had a body stuck to the front of the car. Not of a human, but a huge black bird of some kind - think crow, but bigger. It was a hot mess. And there is NO WAY the guy could not have known he hit this thing. Aside from the thump it must have made, the car was backed in to the parking space so he would have had to go right by it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:13 PM (kNasr)

+++

Here I was happily laughing at AtC's little white dog video, then this ...

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (tcwn1)

197 "Some women have penises."

In a manner of speaking, this is true. See: Boy, Pajama; and most millennial liberal arts majors.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (lRAA8)

198 182
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PUSSY HAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A PUSSY IS ON A
WOMAN'S HEAD WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS A PUSSY IS DOWN THERE IN THE FRONT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)


OH. Knoooowwwww I get it. Thanks Ben.

Posted by: Little boy in Kindergarten Cop 2018 at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

199 How about a hat that is a tucked penis?

Posted by: Ray Finkle at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (3BFzK)

200 -----
restructure the basic structure of our society to please you, Tiny Noisy Minority?
------

as long as the gop keeps giving in on every culutral issue

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (V3U1L)

201 190
Well that sucks! I burned all my damn hair off...
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:17 PM (Enq6K)


Persis Khambatta approves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

202 On The coldest days, the cock cap(tm), would look just like any other ski cap.
It wouldn't return to normal until it warms up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM


Upgrade to the John C. Holmes Professional model for only $29.95 + shipping and handling.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ctuyM)

203 OT: I asked for one of these for Christmas (yeah, I ask for weird things). Anywhooo...just used it. It rocks. Looks a tad bizarre but it really works.

http://tinyurl.com/yapxszxm
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)
--------

Tami, I never heard of that but it looks great! I sure could use it for things like frying pork chops - that makes a huge mess on my stove. Thanks!

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (kNasr)

204 Umm.....

Hermaphrodites?

We should discuss this phenomenon...

Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)

205 We had a fire drill once, unannounced, and she showed up outside with the bag of food in tow.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (xttKs)


---

It's neat how context works. If a live-and-let-live Moron did this it would be hilariously wonderful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ks6bw)

206 When a maaaaaaan is a woman,
Cant keep xer mind on nothin' else,
He'd change out his penis for the good thing he's found.

If its goooooooone, he can't see it,
Xe can do no wrong,
Tucked it up his on his best friend if he put her down.

When a maaaaaaaan is a woman,
He'll spend his very last dime
Tryin' chop off with what he pees.

He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain,
If she said that's the way
I roll with my new vajay.

Posted by: Percies Sledge at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

207 199 How about a hat that is a tucked penis?
Posted by: Ray Finkle at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (3BFzK)


"The Girl with the Tutti Frutti Hat!"

- - Carmen Miranda

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

208 I'm late to the blog but my comment works in this thread and the last one. Most of my kind (that is, 40 year old white moms) are predisposed to hate Trump NO MATTER WHAT. It does not matter what he does, they will always hate him and fight against him. And this is the Christian community! Because #metoo and 'he's a racist' which is info they got from CNN. And it does not help that popular bloggers, Jen Hatmaker et all, have turned into raving liberal lunatics since he was elected. I am in this space so I see it everywhere. Yes, Jesus is concerned with social justice, but like anything it should not be an idol nor hailed as a bigger problem than abortion. And apparently Obama was an amazing President and Trump is the anti-Christ. I mean, is this real life? What world are all my kin living in? It's so sad.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne (I just realized it's supposed to be Rochelle, Rochelle from Seinfeld) at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (w8mVy)

209 What would a Bukake hat look like?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)

210 Did anyone else notice that these assholes loved to pretend that they were being oppressed by South Africa, and then by Christians and then (selectively) against rich, powerful men.....but they don't seem eager to pretend that they are me?

Posted by: Yazidi girl being sold into slavery by the JV squad at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (326rv)

211 If you ever drive through the Big Hole Valley during the summer and at night, you will hit an Owl.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (eicox)

212 So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

I asked this myself. The pink hats with the cats ears are making a play on the word "pussy". So, so dumb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (8+Ozj)

213 204 Umm.....

Hermaphrodites?

We should discuss this phenomenon...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)


Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

214 "God, my sister in law is the dumbest woman on the
planet. I can't even look at her posts anymore without wanting to poke
my eyes out.



Posted by: Jewells45"

Worse, just remember this: She can vote.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (MxEKc)

215 Hmmm, I'm starting to rethink things.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (gC2IV)

216
What's New, Pussy Hat?
by Tom Jones

What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa

Pussy hat, pussy hat, you're transphobic
And homophobic,
And racist too!
So go and cut off your cute little pussy hat nose!

Pussy hat, pussy hat, I hate you,
Yes, I do!
You and your pussy hat nose!

What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa

Pussy hat, pussy hat, you disgust me
so much, that, trust me,
I'll banish you!
So go and make up your cute little pussy hat eyes!

Pussy hat, pussy hat, I hate you,
Yes, I do!
You and your pussy hat eyes!

What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussy hat?
Whoa, whoa

Pussy hat, pussy hat, you're forbidden
so now, you're hidden
away for all time!
I'll now unravel your pink little pussy hat yarn!

Pussy hat, pussy hat, I hate you,
Yes, I do!
You and your pussy hat lips!
You and your pussy hat eyes!
You and your pussy hat...yarn!

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (42M22)

217 Sargoń of Akkad had a video up recently naming a bunch of self proclaimed male feminists who had been ąccused of various degrees of sexual assalt, including rape, ąnd the split between the male and female feminists this has resulted in.

So now the males are going to say they are women. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (6n332)

218 Maybe they finally figured out they look stupid and are looking for a reason to stop wearing them
--------------

We remain disconsolate that safety pin movement fizzled out.

Posted by: Diaper Pin Manufacturers Association at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (c/EDo)

219 What if the wore a hat that had both a penis and a vagina on them. It might be crowded, but the prolly could think of a way to fit the two together.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

220 CNN tells me PDT rejected the bipartisan immigration boondoggle.


Dammit! He made me say a nice thing about him!

Bastard!

Posted by: Low Energy Floridian at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (5ng19)

221 As I understand it, the seam on top of the hat is supposed to mimic a vulva.
These people aren't terribly bright. Obsessions with genitals tends be indicative of other deep-seated psychic disorders.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:04

Oh, so you've met Gwyneth then?

Posted by: Farmer at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (lfXAE)

222 OK, these *gals* are now a caricature of themselves.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (gbWkA)

223 -- What color is your p*ssy, 'Jake from State Farm'?

-- Uhh, khaki?

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (EzdLW)

224 @209 ... dark blue with an "NY" on it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (hqZPQ)

225 God, my sister in law is the dumbest woman on the planet. I can't even look at her posts anymore without wanting to poke my eyes out.

Sadly I had to unfollow my oldest brother in facebook for a while, because he was so irrationally vocal. He wasn't stupid, he wasn't some goofy leftist, he just could not, COULD NOT let anything pass without a long diatribe of incredibly poorly argued jabbering on whatever his hot topic of the day was (taxation is theft, whatever). It just was embarrassing and annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

226 Butthole balaclavas would be much better.

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (g5xnT)

227 Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BtQd4)

228 216 Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (42M22)


Genius. But not sure if I should throw panties or a jock strap at you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

229 You know you're an unattractive female when you start wearing...

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (YV+SU)

230 Sam's Clubs is having a special on a gross of gerbils!!!

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (3BFzK)

231 12 What are they marching for exactly?
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 03:57 PM


They have the Sadz that Trump won and hope enough righteous feelz will overturn the election. Like the hippies trying to levitate the pentagon during the Vietnam war, only lacking the humor, drugs, sex and fun.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (USf3s)

232 Awe. They got a good dose of the stack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK)

233 I was driving along one day when a flock of black birds flew towards me and I heard a THUMP. I pulled over to the side of the highway because I was positive I must of hit one but nope.

That was an exciting time.



Hit a dove once. It looked just like that video of the dove & the baseball pitcher. Same direction too. Passenger side to driver's side.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (uh5kC)

234 No Se Puede.

Posted by: Lil Marco at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (5ng19)

235 What would a Bukake hat look like?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)

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Frosting.

Posted by: Percies Sledge at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

236 I especially like that they banned the things. That's so great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (ks6bw)

237 Ripley, thankfully she is a conservative.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (dUJdY)

238 234 No Se Puede.
Posted by: Lil Marco at January 11, 2018 04:22 PM (5ng19)


No se pudendae. Stick with the theme of the thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

239 bye bye stubborn roast beef colored pussies

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

240 What would a Bukake hat look like?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)


Uh, cum again?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (2FqvZ)

241 Tami, I never heard of that but it looks great! I sure could use it for things like frying pork chops - that makes a huge mess on my stove. Thanks!

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (kNasr)


I just browned some chicken thighs to go in the crockpot. I would say it prevent about 95% of grease splatters on my stove.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (Enq6K)

242 Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?

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Well.... the healthy ones anyway.

Posted by: Gynecologist Union #877 at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

243 229
You know you're an unattractive female when you start wearing...

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (YV+SU)



Clothes.


So stop wearing clothes, ladies, and show your pride and inner beauty.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (Dp6qK)

244 I haven't seen a real vagina in a long long time.
Posted by: Bill Kristol
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Posted by: bill kristol's bathroom mirror at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (QCX64)

245 227
Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BtQd4)


---

No need. There is a thousand or so cumulative years of research on the topic present in this thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (ks6bw)

246
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)

Fuck.
*wipes off monitor*
Nice one.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (pAx+1)

247 230 Sam's Clubs is having a special on a gross of gerbils!!!
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (3BFzK)


A reenactment of the running of the bulls in Pamplona, with your lower GI tract as the famed town...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

248 Are not they all pink on the inside?


Like bacon and playdoh.

Posted by: Lil Marco at January 11, 2018 04:24 PM (5ng19)

249 denounce your self!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)

Sorry your are right, not all healthy women, 13 to 50 have periods so because of Science I must assume no women have periods.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (BtQd4)

250 Christ, these people are stupid as a bag of hammers.

All vaginas ARE pink. Vulvas vary.

I know this, and I don't have either organ.


Posted by: West at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (1Rgee)

251
ugg sock

Posted by: Gynecologist Union #877 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

252 Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?

-----

Well.... the healthy ones anyway.
Posted by: Gynecologist Union #877



If they have a grayish hue, they are past their "use by" date.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (uh5kC)

253 I had just got my drivers license and was doing the shit a young boy does when he gets his DL. There was a huge flock of pigeons in the middle street. So I speed up and go right over them. Not all of them flew up in time and we hear 5-7 thunks from the floorboard as they tried to fly up.

I'm sure they were OK so I didn't stop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (3BFzK)

254 Here I was happily laughing at AtC's little white dog video, then this ...
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (tcwn1)


That doglet is adorable, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

255
dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

256 Remember that short video of the antifa protester who lightly tapped the cop on the helmet with a big dildo, and he promptly sprayed mace into her face?

Comedy gold, and just what these lunatics need.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (BfOXk)

257 I mean this is her latest. All of sudden she has a malfunction in her shower. Why... the left handle which was hot is now cold and the right which was cold is now hot. How the fuck can that happen?? God, please don't tell me this is possible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dUJdY)

258 227 Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BtQd4)
_____________________________________________

I've seen some movie titles that assure me they are.

Posted by: zincfinger at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (1w0ig)

259 Maybe the could wear pussy scarves around their necks. Now that would be a sight, especially when they are yelling with veins throbbing in their temples.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ymnmz)

260 The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman, and both of these are incorrect

---

I'm going to need to see if that will fit in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ks6bw)

261 In a statement posted to the Pensacola Women's March's Facebook page
.............

Ah, Facebook. Now it's starting to make sense.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

262 Vulvas vary.



Hush, hush.

Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)

263 Pink is my fav-or-ite color!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (O9qtX)

264 If this isn't frightening enough, these people also drive cars.

Posted by: washrivergal
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Not necessarily.

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (c/EDo)

265 I see a pink vaj and I want to paint it black

Posted by: the rolling stones at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (QCX64)

266
213 204 Umm.....

Hermaphrodites?

We should discuss this phenomenon...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)


Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)


I'm late to the thread. Wow, this one escalated pretty fast. Well done, 'rons and 'ettes.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (EzdLW)

267 Though yesterday I had one of those drives home where you park and realize you don't remember a thing about the entire drive back. I did check and there wasn't a body stuck to the car so I figured everything was fine.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mf5HN)


That is always disconcerting when it happens. Unlike the many work days and conversations with your spouse that disappear into the ether.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (USf3s)

268 Whatever happened to "brown house, pink shutters"??

Posted by: Ilickalottapuss at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (dmDxg)

269 I especially like that they banned the things. That's so great.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That's a bit drastic, don't you think?

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (326rv)

270 >>Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?

Well not professionally. More of a hobby really.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

271 An asshole hat would be more inclusive.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (Nhweq)

272 >>>>>"The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina
= woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims.

Furthermore, the group considers the hats to be racist because they
assume that all vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and
Eurocentric."


It literally takes a sick mind to think this way. They need professional help.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (+Dllb)

273
Nice pussy hat, lady.

You know what underneath a pussy, right.



*walks away*

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

274 No need. There is a thousand or so cumulative years of research on the topic present in this thread.

It is usually too dark to discern shades of color, but then again I'm just an old prude.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (kUmUV)

275 >Are not they all pink on the inside? Is there a gynecologist in the house?

Well not professionally. More of a hobby really.
Posted by: JackStraw



But damn, if we don't have experience!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (uh5kC)

276 I just browned some chicken thighs to go in the crockpot. I would say it prevent about 95% of grease splatters on my stove.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:23 PM (Enq6K)


If I still cooked, which I don't, I would get one of those because it looks very handy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

277 lol. the judge on the CFPB case just freed up Leandra English's schedule and schlonged her so she can go scare children at the pussy march.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (nFwvY)

278 I mean this is her latest. All of sudden she has a malfunction in her shower. Why... the left handle which was hot is now cold and the right which was cold is now hot. How the fuck can that happen?? God, please don't tell me this is possible.
Posted by: Jewells45

Ask her if she's facing backwards.

Posted by: Morons helping at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (326rv)

279 I mean this is her latest. All of sudden she has a malfunction in her shower. Why... the left handle which was hot is now cold and the right which was cold is now hot. How the fuck can that happen?? God, please don't tell me this is possible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dUJdY)


I do know that most shower heads have a cartridge in them. Which can be installed 180 degrees out of correct position. Which you then spin 180 degrees to correct. But I don't think user can do that without disassembling some parts.

But Martians.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (2FqvZ)

280 Alright, off to do more research.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (ks6bw)

281 If we don't need to march in the first place then we were doing it right all along. Back in the kitchen ladies, we have men that can represent you better.

Posted by: Bob at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (XWfIj)

282 >> Vulvas vary.



Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)


This could be the best thing I have ever read, here.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (eicox)

283 Everyone has a butthole, right?

Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (2X7pN)

284 Maybe some of these women need to spend a little more time standing nude over a mirror.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2018 04:00 PM (jxbfJ)

I think that's where the problem started, actually.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (7UW64)

285 257 I mean this is her latest. All of sudden she has a malfunction in her shower. Why... the left handle which was hot is now cold and the right which was cold is now hot. How the fuck can that happen?? God, please don't tell me this is possible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dUJdY)


It is. Happened in the shower in our previous house. Some thingamajig had to be replaced.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (Enq6K)

286 That's a whole lotta dumb at one sitting.

"Pussy hats" were cat shaped and based on a play on words about a common name that cats and vulvas share.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)

287 Well not professionally. More of a hobby really.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

Then do not sniff your fingers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (BtQd4)

288 But Martians.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:28 PM (2FqvZ)
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Or Trump.

Or global warming.

Could be lots of things, really.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (kNasr)

289
I guess the Woolly Mammoth had a mammoth woolen dong.

I'm not the Pheasant Plucker, I'm the Pheasant Plucker's son. And I'm sitting plucking pheasants 'til the Pheasant Plucker comes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (IqV8l)

290 "The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman, and both of these are incorrect"

Embrace the power of 'and.' A woman have a vagina AND a penis. They can do anything. No boundaries.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (MxEKc)

291
Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!

-----

....aaaaannnnnnd?????

Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

292 The thing is they worked properly and now all of sudden they have switched. NO one has been there, no plumber or anything. I mean, that can't happen!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (dUJdY)

293 Butthole balaclavas would be much better.

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 04:21 PM (g5xnT)
..........

Dingleberry beanie?

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr)

294
What if the wore a hat that had both a penis and a vagina on them. It might be crowded, but the prolly could think of a way to fit the two together.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)






Hermaphrohats?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (veoSD)

295 Why... the left handle which was hot is now cold and the right which was
cold is now hot. How the fuck can that happen?? God, please don't
tell me this is possible.
=====

All things are possible with a left-handed handyman. My dad, for one. We always had to warn people to check water temp first -- because we never knew. He did it at my house -- once. He and I agreed that plumbing and electrical were not to be touched by him. (Too bad, because he worked cheap.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (MIKMs)

296 133 OT: I asked for one of these for Christmas (yeah, I ask for weird things). Anywhooo...just used it. It rocks. Looks a tad bizarre but it really works.

http://tinyurl.com/yapxszxm
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)


So, Cone of Shame for a skillet.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (di1hb)

297 Hot and cold water do NOT switch. That is why they call it hard plumbing. Maybe some joker switched the handles/knobs and the person is too stupid to know that hot is always on the left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (3BFzK)

298 Sundance at CTH has posted:

==
CTH is working on attempts to confirm an absolutely stunning development
in the ongoing saga of how the DOJ/FBI surveillance operation against
Donald Trump ... CTH has been provided a key insider tip ...
==

but he has not yet posted the details.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (vWMNq)

299 Though yesterday I had one of those drives home where you park and realize you don't remember a thing about the entire drive back.
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Pfft. I've had mornings when I apprehensively looked out to see if the car was in the driveway.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (c/EDo)

300 Just give 'em all dunce caps and be done with it.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

301 213 204 Umm.....

Hermaphrodites?

We should discuss this phenomenon...
Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:19 PM (b0F+u)


Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits


Or she bits her her man.....or whatever...

Posted by: Herman at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (b0F+u)

302 It's okay; I'm with the banned.

Posted by: a pussy hat at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (QCX64)

303 Tami... seriously? Well, now I feel bad. I wonder what the thingamajig was?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (dUJdY)

304 291
Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!

-----

....aaaaannnnnnd?????
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)


"Been there, done that."

- - 100 Billion bird cloacae

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

305 No Se Puede.

Posted by: Lil Marco at January
******************************

Si! Ella, se puede.

Posted by: Hueda Jamilika at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (IYjrj)

306 Jay Bruce to the Mets.

So much for his career.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (PjJn1)

307 Well not professionally. More of a hobby really.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

When I read that I heard Willy talking. I think the Clinton Library, Mobile Home Park, and For Profit Education Library has and amateur gynecology clinic on weekends when Bill is in town.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (BtQd4)

308
There's a spring clip in the cartridge that could have broken. In which case the user would be able to change the position daily. Just by spinning the dial.

A little hard to fathom, but on an old enough shower head, I'm rating it:

* plausible *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (2FqvZ)

309 You know what really irks me? Before 2017, I thought the kitty-ear hats were cute. Now if I see one, I'm lighting it on fire-whether it's being worn or not.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (XKZwp)

310 Has someone pointed out that all vaginas are actually pink?

It's not a labia hat or a vulva hat.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2018 04:32 PM (q177U)

311 the CFPB win is huge.

winning.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (nFwvY)

312 Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!

That is the old joke, God must be a Civil Engineer because only a civil engineer would route the waste system right through the middle of the entertainment district.

Civil Engineers for the win!!

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (kUmUV)

313 26 When they came for the pink pussy hats I said nothing......
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)

Because I had Tittie Hat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (BtQd4)

314 I've run over an armadillo a few times, I don't think one ever died. They just roll up into a ball and get spit out the back and scamper off.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)

315
What do you get when a Green-Bay Packer's fan collides with a person wearing a Pussy hat?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (wKPRc)


Fungal infection

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)

316 Pfft. I've had mornings when I apprehensively looked out to see if the car was in the driveway.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (c/EDo)


Please tell me whhhhyyyyy my car is in the front yard . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (mf5HN)

317 128 Yesterday was a hell of a day. There I was, minding my own business when some short chick ran me over with her car. All I remember was a glorious rack.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018

Tube steel or plastic?

Posted by: Razell at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (+6fd3)

318 amateur gynecology clinic on weekends when Bill is in town.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I can do mammograms

Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)

319 Dude looks like a lady sock off

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (O9qtX)

320 So, Cone of Shame for a skillet.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (di1hb)


Or a veterinary surgical collar for a skillet...but yeah.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (Enq6K)

321 Has someone pointed out that all vaginas are actually pink?



Out of 310 comments? About 240 times.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (uh5kC)

322 Not to be pedantic but pink is symbolic. It is the meta-color of vaginas, it represents all vaginas. You cannot be expected to have a hat for every color of the vulva rainbow

Posted by: mao tse tongue at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (XWfIj)

323 They already make dickhead hats. It would be funny to show up en masse wearing them at one of these protests.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

324 I don't know how to link but check out SHS laying a sick smack down on Acosta. its on twitchy.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)

325

Hermans Hermits > Her Man's Her Bits





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)


I'm 'enry or 'enrietta the VIII, I am

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (493sH)

326
304 291
Why not a dual purpose orifice? A vaganus!

-----

....aaaaannnnnnd?????
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)


"Been there, done that."

- - 100 Billion bird cloacae

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)






This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (veoSD)

327 318 amateur gynecology clinic on weekends when Bill is in town.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I can do mammograms
Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)


Yeah, but only on former Senator Ma'am. Or Graham.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

328 >>So much for his career.

What you talking about Willis?

Bruce was a very valuable piece for the Mets and if they can keep their starting pitching healthy they are a playoff contender. Bigly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

329 All pussies are pink on the inside

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (FZYNt)

330 "Oh no! Whatever will Ann Coulter do?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton

ha, well she said she hopes he chooses well. And probably he listened to her, and Ann is the reason he did this.

I really think it is good when the base gets angry or worried when he does things like agreeing we need a "clean DACA bill".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (otAqJ)

331 Eventually, the hypocrisy and madness gets so thick it just caves in on itself.

Popcorn, please!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (oyCqX)

332 297 Hot and cold water do NOT switch. That is why they call it hard plumbing. Maybe some joker switched the handles/knobs and the person is too stupid to know that hot is always on the left.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (3BFzK)

Plumbing 101:
Hot on left
Cold on right
Shit flows downhill
Payday is Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (BtQd4)

333 325
I'm 'enry or 'enrietta the VIII, I am
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (493sH)


Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely whatsits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

334 It is. Happened in the shower in our previous house. Some thingamajig had to be replaced.

...how much did the plumber charge you to fix your thingamajig, by the way?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)

335 Read that as huge wooden dongs. Thought immediately of Haesindang Park in South Korea:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/zgakuhs

Perhaps NSFW.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (hUqh+)

336 303 Tami... seriously? Well, now I feel bad. I wonder what the thingamajig was?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM (dUJdY)


I can't remember what it was called but yeah, I thought I was losing my mind when it happened. Thingamajig replaced...stopped happening.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (Enq6K)

337 327 318 amateur gynecology clinic on weekends when Bill is in town.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I can do mammograms
Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)


Yeah, but only on former Senator Ma'am. Or Graham.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

You got Planned Parenthood beat. They do not do tits!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (BtQd4)

338 Is one allowed to wear a pussy heat if one was born a woman, mutilated oneself and pumped testosterone into one's body to resemble a man but not has second thoughts and wants to re-mutilate oneself to be a woman. Is that a possible exemption to the ban on pussy hats because it is not out of the realm of possibility that at one of these marches there is this level of insanity.

Posted by: Nora at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (nyQyG)

339 Me and the gals down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Rights Clinic are at a loss to explain a strange condition that we have contracted. Apparently, the wool for our knit pussy hats came from a farm in Dorset, Vermont that is run by 50 male Syrian refugees. Does anyone have a suggestion on how to treat chlamydia of the scalp?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj)

340 http://bit.ly/2qUSEES

Ouch! Jim Acosta Gets Cocky at White House Presser Sarah Huckabee Sanders Slaps Him Back Into Place (Video)

Man she just destroys loons

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)

341 323 They already make dickhead hats. It would be funny to show up en masse wearing them at one of these protests.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah. They're dark blue, and have a red, styliized "B" on the front.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (T28di)

342
It is. Happened in the shower in our previous house. Some thingamajig had to be replaced.

...how much did the plumber charge you to fix your thingamajig, by the way?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)







fix your thingamajig......

Off to Urban Dictionary!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (veoSD)

343 337
You got Planned Parenthood beat. They do not do tits!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (BtQd4)


Will Dr. Dixon Koontz please pick up the courtesy speculum...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

344 woolen dongs

It's 60 degrees today but 25 tomorrow - polyester ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (FhXTo)

345 Dongs N Wool - That is stuff Muslim Men do, right?

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (gbWkA)

346 320
So, Cone of Shame for a skillet.



Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (di1hb)


Yeah, my skillets just came in and said don't even think about it, bro.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (Dp6qK)

347 Pfft. I've had mornings when I apprehensively looked out to see if the car was in the driveway.

My brother had just got up for work when he got called by the police. They asked if his truck was in the driveway.

It wasn't. Someone had rummaged through our house and taken his truck, then pulled a U-turn right in front of a police officer.

Crackhead skater punks. Literally. They found a crack pipe under the driver's seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)

348 Berserker-Insomniac Enterprises, Inc. now offers mammograms. Want to send your buddy the gift of tits? Send a mammogram! That's right, we'll send a busty wench right to the door to flash her tits!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

349 314 I've run over an armadillo a few times, I don't think one ever died. They just roll up into a ball and get spit out the back and scamper off.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)

I say They are not dead, just tired.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (BtQd4)

350 It's sixty degrees here and they just closed schools tomorrow for an ice storm that may or may not happen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (gC2IV)

351 When you care enough to send the very breast, send a mammogram!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

352 348 Berserker-Insomniac Enterprises, Inc. now offers mammograms. Want to send your buddy the gift of tits? Send a mammogram! That's right, we'll send a busty wench right to the door to flash her tits!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

Only the Punchline Dept.:

The 95 year old Jewish man says "I'll take the soup."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

353
There's a spring clip that locks the cartridge at the 12 o'clock and 6 o'clock position. If it's bass ackwards you remove the spring clip, rotate the cartridge 180 degrees and temps are reversed. If that spring clip were to break user could change the position daily by spinning the dial too far or too hard.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (2FqvZ)

354 338
Is one allowed to wear a pussy heat if one was born a woman, mutilated oneself and pumped testosterone into one's body to resemble a man but not has second thoughts and wants to re-mutilate oneself to be a woman. Is that a possible exemption to the ban on pussy hats because it is not out of the realm of possibility that at one of these marches there is this level of insanity.

Posted by: Nora at January 11, 2018 04:36 PM (nyQyG)



You get promoted to organizer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (Dp6qK)

355 Dang, these ClintonCoins are worthless!

Posted by: HillBit at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (qYCgM)

356 I don't know how to link but check out SHS laying a sick smack down on Acosta. its on twitchy.
Posted by: IC
-------------


Sarah Sanders: I’m sure you’re disappointed that he’s [@POTUS] not watching CNN.

Jim Acosta: I think he watches a lot of CNN if you don’t mind me saying.

Sarah Sanders: Ehhh, I don’t think that’s true. Your numbers would be higher. pic.twitter.com/z7u3lze2vv

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (c/EDo)

357 What about pink breast cancer awareness ribbons? The color pink has nothing to do with pink colored caucasian vaginas. It was meant to symbolize femininity, therefore it is not racist. It's the same with these hats.

To say it's racist is as stupid as saying Pink Floyd change its name to Brown Floyd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

358 Acosta is such a putz, even CNN won't give him his own show, even though he desperately wants one.

What I can't figure out is why Playboy has a "reporter" in the press pool? Even when they were at their height of fame and influence in the 70s, they didn't deserve white house access.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)

359 Yeah. They're [dickhead hats] dark blue, and have a red, styliized "B" on the front.

LOL.

It'll be us Astros next to be the most odious baseball fans in America, at least until the Cleveland Indians win their next one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (6FqZa)

360 I'm developing a crush on SHS.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (c/EDo)

361 317 128 Yesterday was a hell of a day. There I was, minding my own business when some short chick ran me over with her car. All I remember was a glorious rack.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018

Tube steel or plastic?
Posted by: Razell at January 11, 2018 04:33 PM (+6fd3)

You should have look under her hood to see if she had any damage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (BtQd4)

362 Vulvas vary.



Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)

----

Nice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6n332)

363 Sarah Sanders: I'm sure you're disappointed that he's [@POTUS] not watching CNN.



Jim Acosta: I think he watches a lot of CNN if you don't mind me saying.



Sarah Sanders: Ehhh, I don't think that's true. Your numbers would be higher. pic.twitter.com/z7u3lze2vv



Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:39 PM (c/EDo)


ZING!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (493sH)

364 172 We had a fire drill once, unannounced, and she showed up outside with the bag of food in tow.

nobody likes extra crispy burgers.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (sGtp+)

365 It's exclusive to have signs at this march. Very few of the attendees would be smart enough to read.

And English!!! What's next Nazi words??!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (vDqXW)

366 360 I'm developing a crush on SHS.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:40 PM (c/EDo)


In MAGA America SHS crush YOU!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

367 SHS is a treasure. Gov Huckabee and his wife raised her right, that's for sure.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

368 They found a crack pipe under the driver's seat.

I have a medical licence for that.

Posted by: coloradan who just got pulled over at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6FqZa)

369 What I can't figure out is why Playboy has a "reporter" in the press pool? Even when they were at their height of fame and influence in the 70s, they didn't deserve white house access.
___________________________________

You really don't know?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (ATVNj)

370 If they want to be consistent with their ideology they should all wear burqas. Would be better for all of us, in fact.

Posted by: DocJ at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (NYS7S)

371 362 Vulvas vary.



Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)

----

Nice.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6n332)


I was gonna go with the Deep Purple but, ach so!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

372 When I was in college, back in the dark ages, the latest feminist thing was to get a speculum and a parabolic mirror, so you could admire your interior lady bits.

I did not succumb to that particular charism myself. But there were a lot of seriously obese lesbians taking a personal peek.

Even then, feminism was one big WTF???

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (7UW64)

373
Does anyone have a suggestion on how to treat chlamydia of the scalp?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj)


Decapitation. The Syrians should be able to take of it for ya.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (EzdLW)

374 Yeah. They're dark blue, and have a red, styliized "B" on the front.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (T28di)


Bwahahahaa!

No sense waiting for pitchers and catchers even.
It's the hate that knows no off season.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (z79tQ)

375 Does anyone have a suggestion on how to treat chlamydia of the scalp?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj)

Turpentine and open flames.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (BtQd4)

376 I'm developing a crush on SHS

Had one for a while now. You can have your Wii Fit girl, I'll take her and British Equestrienne Lady horsewhipping the activist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

377 372 When I was in college, back in the dark ages, the latest feminist thing was to get a speculum and a parabolic mirror, so you could admire your interior lady bits.

I did not succumb to that particular charism myself. But there were a lot of seriously obese lesbians taking a personal peek.

Even then, feminism was one big WTF???
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (7UW64)

Uh...yeah, see, that's just not sexy. At all.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

378 Somebody smarter than me should compare and contrast trumps open meeting with obamas.

Off topic.

Posted by: Doh at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (TzscB)

379 Another Hostile Female March? Time to break out the "Show Us Your Tits" signs!

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (Sfs6o)

380 379 Another Hostile Female March? Time to break out the "Show Us Your Tits" signs!
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (Sfs6o)

Tits or GTFO!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

381 379 Another Hostile Female March? Time to break out the "Show Us Your Tits" signs!
Posted by: Weasel

hold on I'll gather them up

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at January 11, 2018 04:43 PM (FZYNt)

382 There's a ULA Delta IV scheduled to launch at 5:05 EST. It's carrying a classified NRO satellite out of Vandenberg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCjIaCBldY

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 04:43 PM (xjiRE)

383 Yeah. They're dark blue, and have a red, styliized "B" on the front.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (T28di)
---------

Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute here.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (kNasr)

384 "Been there, done that."
- - 100 Billion bird cloacae
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:31 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Reptiles & Amphibians at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (ctuyM)

385 SHS is a treasure. Gov Huckabee and his wife raised her right, that's for sure.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)


You know what I love about my daughter? She can bust my balls.

Doesn't annoy me in the least. Not one iota. I laugh with her. At me.

I suspect Huck has the same relationship. It's great.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (2FqvZ)

386 Trans Rights Organization of Love & Liberation.

TROLL, if you will.

One wonders just how many TROLLs are in the "movement"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (AM1GF)

387
Let A Hundred Pussy Hats Bloom

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (BWL+E)

388 These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.
They're pink, because: girl.
So how does this possibly relate to vaginas, had or not, and what hue they are??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Well, clearly these gals aren't bright enough for medical school.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (+lVUW)

389 Perhaps you have installed the mixing valve upside down?

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (XWfIj)

390 Get a dick head hat. Mutilate the hell out of it and sew an ersatz vulva out of what's left. Explain it's your trans hat.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

391 Not all of them are pink, some of them are kinda purplish-bluish. So, yes, them tall blue chicks with tails in Avatar might have their feelings hurt.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (zLDYs)

392 367 SHS is a treasure. Gov Huckabee and his wife raised her right, that's for sure.


Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

She has a lot of smart-ass in her personality. I like that. It indicates a quick thinker. And utter contempt for those who deserve it.

Yeah, we're looking at you, Acosta. And pointing and laughing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64)

393 As I've said before it is so obvious in retrospect, but putting a mom of young kids in charge of the press pool makes so much sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (39g3+)

394 Feminists are slowly stripping "femininity" of any attribute that might define it. So what is the list of attributes that define "feminine".

It's like you pointed to a car and said "this is a car". And then they removed the wheels and said, it's still a car. And then removed the engine and said it's still a car. And then ... etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (/qEW2)

395 She has a lot of smart-ass in her personality. I like that. It indicates a quick thinker. And utter contempt for those who deserve it.

Yeah, we're looking at you, Acosta. And pointing and laughing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64)

Acosta is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

396 Is it toooo late to jump into this thread..... hmmm...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (pL6Vz)

397 321 Has someone pointed out that all vaginas are actually pink?


Yes.

Posted by: Little man in the boat at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (wKPRc)

398 350
It's sixty degrees here and they just closed schools tomorrow for an ice storm that may or may not happen.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


C'mon. Monday is MLK day. 4 day weekend baby !!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (bB4HN)

399 Man she just destroys loons
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)



Doesn't she have three young kids at home? I would think that dealing with the press pool would be like a cat playing with its food for her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (mf5HN)

400
The joke:

A group of old Jewish men want to give their friend a gift for his 100th birthday. So they offer a woman who resembles Kate Upton $500 if she'll go to his house wearing nothing but a fur coat, ring his bell and offer him the best sex of his life.

So, the hottie goes to the address, rings the bell and when a bent over, 100 year old Moishe answers, she throws open her coat revealing her incredibly body and yells "Super Sex!"

Moishe looks puzzled and says "Votz dat?!"

"Super sex!"

"Votz dat?!"

"SUPER-SEX!!!

Moishe looks at her for a few seconds, raises and eyebrow and then confidently says "I'll take the soup!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

401 396 Is it toooo late to jump into this thread..... hmmm...
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (pL6Vz)

Oh sure, just thrust yourself right on in.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

402 395. He doesn't know what that is, but he's certain it doesn't apply to him.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (fA1SL)

403 Did that last satellite launch really fail, or are we getting the IC okey doke?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (6Ll1u)

404 Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

I Linked up above

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (y3aQB)

405
If 'feminists' were really feminists they'd be applauding SHS.

They're frauds. She's real.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (2FqvZ)

406 Wait; so the left are attacking each other now?

Popcorn futures are going through the roof.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (ylUqT)

407 Kindergarten Cop is OFFENSIVE!!

Posted by: Millennial Lib at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (vDqXW)

408 Has SHS ever just flat out said, "Oh, shut up Jim" and moved on?

If she does that, I'm going to have to start carefully wording my marriage proposal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (T28di)

409 On this trajectory our society is on, in 20 years or maybe 5 the most beautiful woman will have the biggest dick you ever saw.

Posted by: Tom Edison at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (XWfIj)

410 Need some enterprising company to market pink garrison caps for the moonbat vagina army.

Posted by: Tim from Nashua at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (EATOD)

411 the only good thing I have seen come from this ludicrous intersectional position is that, for a few years now, no one has been subjected to performances of "The Vagina Monologues"--because it is insensitive to women without vaginas.

If it kills pussy hats, I'll take it; I won't have to see them any more.

Bring on more left-on-left!

Posted by: barbarausa at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (ru28e)

412 See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies. They Have Penises.

Well, duh.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (+lVUW)

413 looked out to see if the car was in the driveway.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:30 PM (c/EDo)


...
Please tell me whhhhyyyyy my car is in the front yard . . .
...
I did check and there wasn't a body stuck to the car so I figured everything was fine.


They're funny stories til you goto meetings with a guy who spent a few years as a guest of the state.

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (FhXTo)

414 400. "And the guy says, 'You know what I want. Just take it off and throw it down to me.' "

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (fA1SL)

415 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

+++

I really had no idea that you had bears down in Florida.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (tcwn1)

416

ot, nice article


To Fix Washington, D.C., We Must First Destroy It
https://tinyurl.com/y9dh6f74

a really good read

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (fceHP)

417 Can't the offended transtesticals just wear a mangled penis hat?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (xfb67)

418 She wore a butt-hole beret,
The kind you buy from an assistant crack whore...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

And if warm she smelled like a boar

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (BtQd4)

419 the latest feminist thing was to get a speculum and a parabolic mirror

Isn't that sort of self-exam... wise, though? We men are asked to go rummage through The Equipment now and again to ensure no lumps, weird pains, or (my case) melanoma spots.

Not sure about buying a whole slate of surgical tools of course . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (6FqZa)

420 Evryone working at WalMart seemed a little more chipper today....

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (pL6Vz)

421 These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.
..........

Darn. I was gonna go to the march hoping they'd all be rubbing madly on that thing at the top.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

422 Doesn't she have three young kids at home? I would think that dealing with the press pool would be like a cat playing with its food for her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (mf5HN)

I realized that I had truly embraced motherhood the first time I asked my husband if he had to go peepee before we left for church.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (7UW64)

423 Another Hostile Female March? Time to break out the "Show Us Your Tits" signs!
Posted by: Weasel
----------------

*wonders how to differentiate a slutwalk from the others*

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (nBBdT)

424 417 Can't the offended transtesticals just wear a mangled penis hat?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (xfb67)


Some confused guy walked up to him and wanted to pawn his watch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

425 Has someone pointed out that all vaginas are actually pink?
---
I need to see the evidence.

Posted by: Missouri Man at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (vDqXW)

426 409 On this trajectory our society is on, in 20 years or maybe 5 the most beautiful woman will have the biggest dick you ever saw.
Posted by: Tom Edison at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (XWfIj)

Big Jake Slade from KFC

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (BtQd4)

427 That's Raspberry Beret, JJ...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (pL6Vz)

428 415 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

+++

I really had no idea that you had bears down in Florida.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (tcwn1)

Yup, sure do.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

429 There once was a woman from Nantucket?

Posted by: Glenn John at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (LilNs)

430 The joke:

A group of old Jewish men want to give their friend a gift for his 100th birthday. So they offer a woman who resembles Kate Upton $500...

This is either an old joke, or the line forms behind me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (z79tQ)

431 421
Darn. I was gonna go to the march hoping they'd all be rubbing madly on that thing at the top.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)


Don't you rub her madly,
Wanna meet her daddy....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

432 I'm thinking assholes. Just like opinions, every one's got one.

Posted by: Abby Normal at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (cQO95)

433 Probably willowed, but according to WZ, the Marines have chosen the H&K M27 as their new infantry rifle.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (AJeMv)

434
Is it toooo late to jump into this thread..... hmmm...
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:45 PM (pL6Vz)


ask willow

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (EzdLW)

435 "I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads."

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Very retro, all the way to Tudor codpieces.

Posted by: Decaf at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (/3+Sg)

436 427 That's Raspberry Beret, JJ...
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (pL6Vz)

Thppppppppppppppt!

Posted by: Beret at January 11, 2018 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

437 There once was a xhe from Nantucket?

Posted by: Glenn John at January 11, 2018 04:50 PM (LilNs)

438 As I've said before it is so obvious in retrospect, but putting a mom of young kids in charge of the press pool makes so much sense.

Trevor Noah(!) did that bit when comparing Spicer's conferences to some teacher dealing with kindergarteners.

That's right; in early 2017, the media were too unprofessional even for the qweefs on The Daily Show.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 04:50 PM (6FqZa)

439 >>>On this trajectory our society is on, in 20 years or maybe 5 the most beautiful woman will have the biggest dick you ever saw.

Oh, I don't know about that...

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (q177U)

440 435. Whaddaya mean 'retro'? It's an essential element in any gentleman's wardrobe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (fA1SL)

441 433
Probably willowed, but according to WZ, the Marines have chosen the HK M27 as their new infantry rifle.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (AJeMv)


Looks like partial replacement for the M249 and not the standard Marine rifle.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (Dp6qK)

442 433 Probably willowed, but according to WZ, the Marines have chosen the H&K M27 as their new infantry rifle.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (AJeMv)

Have to check that weapon out.... is it BLACK, precious, does it have things that flip up....

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (pL6Vz)

443 Missouri man needs to see the evidence. Heh.

Posted by: Must Be From The Show-Me State at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (EATOD)

444 I'd pluck me. I'd pluck me hard.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (QQ+il)

445 how long until sex change operations themselves are transphobic as shaming of non-conformist genetalia.

Posted by: ss at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (HzjyJ)

446 Wouldn't have to worry about this kind of thing if they would just embrace the Way of the Gorilla.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (LV3VM)

447 okay, she has one handle you turn left for hot and right for cold. So.. some malfunction that apparently needs a plumber to fix?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)

448 Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (6Ll1u)

449 That's Raspberry Beret, JJ...

Posted by: kraken


The kind you find in a second-hand store?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AM1GF)

450 I just threw up at the headline

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

451 I'll call this schizophremininity. Sometimes they act as if a vagina is *all* there is to being a woman. Such as the "vagina museum" or the "cliteracy project" or "vaginal pride" tee-shirts.

Other times (as here), they act as if mention of the vagina is taboo. A symbol of oppression against women without vaginas, just as mention of Western civilization's achievements in certain history books is downplayed, because that too is a symbol of oppression.

cis-women are victims of oppression in some contexts, in which they must act out, and an oppressive privileged majority in other contexts in which case they must self-shame in order to atone for their privilege.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (/qEW2)

452 >>323 They already make dickhead hats. I

Karl Rove even wears one when he's on TV.

As Seen On TV. Dick Hat.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (r9UYA)

453 On this trajectory our society is on, in 20 years or maybe 5 the most beautiful woman will have the biggest dick you ever saw.
Posted by: Tom Edison at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (XWfIj)


"With one of these I can get as many of those as I want"

my addition to Just the Punchline.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (z79tQ)

454 446. Gorilla Pundit - he know de wey, bruddahs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (fA1SL)

455 Yup, sure do.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

+++
I wouldn't have thought that the heat and high humidity would be a pleasant environment for a bear.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (tcwn1)

456 I really had no idea that you had bears down in Florida.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2018 04:47 PM (tcwn1)

Bear nothing! We got death virus fukin monkeys and the Gorilla Channel films in many trailer parks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (BtQd4)

457 Sew-on penises, arise!

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

458 Very retro, all the way to Tudor codpieces.

https://youtu.be/u5A55eWbiBI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)

459 448 Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (6Ll1u)

You won't find many Gentile Bens in Florida. Certainly not around Boca Raton or West Palm Beach, anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

460 452 >>323 They already make dickhead hats. I

Karl Rove even wears one when he's on TV.

As Seen On TV. Dick Hat.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (r9UYA)

And... if you call now, you can get a Second Dick Hat for FREE.....

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (pL6Vz)

461 she has one handle you turn left for hot and right for cold. So.. some malfunction that apparently needs a plumber to fix?

Or just a man in the house.

Or some minor skills with tools

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)

462 I really want to start dismantling the infrastructure of dumb that produces and supports these people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

463 421
These hats are not shaped like a girl's naughty bits. They are shaped like a beanie with cat ears.

..........



Darn. I was gonna go to the march hoping they'd all be rubbing madly on that thing at the top.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)



They are anatomically correct as there is no magical thing at the top.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (Dp6qK)

464 Asshat is the perfect compromise.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (vDqXW)

465 "
You won't find many Gentile Bens in Florida. Certainly not around Boca Raton or West Palm Beach, anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)"The hell you say. Check some of those chaise lounges.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM (VpIIl)

466 Karl Rove even wears one when he's on TV.

As Seen On TV. Dick Hat.

I thought that was his bald head.

Oh, same thing I guess.

Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (TDlU3)

467 Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

He was actually Jewish. Moile wouldn't go near him though.

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

468 Trevor Noah(!) did that bit when comparing Spicer's conferences to some teacher dealing with kindergarteners.
-----------------

All of the dynamics of a nursery school recess.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (5OO3x)

469 okay, she has one handle you turn left for hot and right for cold. So.. some malfunction that apparently needs a plumber to fix?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)


My guess? A 79 cent spring clip that the plumber will charge her $300 to replace.

Or, she can manually rotate the control 180 degrees herself. And remember not to spin it too far, next time.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (2FqvZ)

470 444
I'd pluck me. I'd pluck me hard.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (QQ+il)


lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (Dp6qK)

471 Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
-----
I believe you're thinking of One Life to Live with Ben Gazzara.

Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (8b+oT)

472
Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 04:52 PM (6Ll1u)


Yep. When I was a kid I soooo wanted to go for a ride on that fanboat / airboat thing.

https://youtu.be/D8Hu4Xb6p-4

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (EzdLW)

473 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (8ikIW)

474 And these people have the nerve to say that Donald Trump is mentally irregular.

Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (TDlU3)

475 If it tastes like a fresh oyster, i'm all in!

Posted by: Gumby at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (b0F+u)

476 We have an ultra lib sister in our family. Lives just out of DC in Springfield. Got a mil pension by virtue of my BIL dying of cancer after achieving colonel.

Completely ruined her kids with her politics. Her daughter knitted the family the pink hats and they took the red line into DC for the march.

Got an older brother that torments libs on Facespace and he is merciless. Sis' pics will forever be on the internet and she is not happy about it. At all. And her son and son in law will never live those pictures down either.

Posted by: DanMan at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (XTiHL)

477
There's a ULA Delta IV scheduled to launch at 5:05 EST. It's carrying a classified NRO satellite out of Vandenberg.

National Review has a satellite!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (IqV8l)

478 +++
I wouldn't have thought that the heat and high humidity would be a pleasant environment for a bear.
Posted by: washrivergal
------------

Black bears are indigenous to the coastal swampy areas of NC. The record bears are down there instead of up here in the mountains.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (cp1if)

479
369 What I can't figure out is why Playboy has a "reporter" in the press pool? Even when they were at their height of fame and influence in the 70s, they didn't deserve white house access.
___________________________________

You really don't know?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (ATVNj)







SOMEONE has to write the articles....... which us guys totally read.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (veoSD)

480 she has one handle you turn left for hot and right for cold. So.. some malfunction that apparently needs a plumber to fix?

-----

Or just a man in the house.


Or some minor skills with tools
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:54 PM


The gateway drug to shelves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (ctuyM)

481 Would you eat a pink oyster?

Posted by: tony bordain at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (XWfIj)

482
I'll take her and British Equestrienne Lady horsewhipping the activist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)


Oh that was a good'en or should I saw jolly good show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (493sH)

483
467 Wasn't the old TV show Gentile Ben supposed to be in Florida?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Key West.

Posted by: 'Gentle' Ben Dover at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (wKPRc)

484 If someone wears a pussy hat, will people die? Any problem that rises to a serious political level always kills people. Otherwise, it's more than ten miles away and just doesn't matter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 05:00 PM (ylUqT)

485 >>>I really had no idea that you had bears down in Florida

Lots down in Key West.

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (g5xnT)

486
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

(Asshats)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (pNxlR)

487 Key West has lots of gays!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (g5xnT)

488 As the late great Redd Foxx noted, they're all pink on the inside.

Posted by: wayne at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (BEtsX)

489 Black bears are indigenous to the coastal swampy areas of NC. The record bears are down there instead of up here in the mountains.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc.
------------

As I recall, the world record Black bear was taken down east in NC. ~880 lbs.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (cp1if)

490 Pensacola which isn't a big city and sits in the Florida Panhandle which is basically Lower Alabama, and they're counting on big participation for this public tantrum?

If they hold it on a day of the month when the EBT cards get refilled, they can forget about minority women showing up.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (eh0Va)

491 But will they smear themselves with tuna fish?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (BRpqW)

492 "I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads."

I believe Bob Nelson already addressed this while collecting for UNICEF.

For they need your money. Desperately.
To buy hats.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (jWe5r)

493 481 Would you eat a pink oyster?

Thought that was a sensitive subject for you.

Posted by: H. Weinstein at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (BRpqW)

494 447 okay, she has one handle you turn left for hot and right for cold. So.. some malfunction that apparently needs a plumber to fix?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)


I am suspecting the anti-scald valve. Mineral or other crud build-up can make it flake out.

Plumber? Depends on skills possessed. I'd replace the valve/handle assembly.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (di1hb)

495 371 362 Vulvas vary.



Hush, hush.
Posted by: Til Tuesday at January 11, 2018 04:26 PM (5ng19)

----

Nice.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (6n332)


I was gonna go with the Deep Purple but, ach so!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

I am proud to have provided the set-up.

Posted by: West at January 11, 2018 05:09 PM (1Rgee)

496 Is it a symbol of protest? Is it a hat? Or is it a utilitarian dong cozy?

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (bJ0w+)

497 So, it's rainbow pussy hats now, with a dongle?

Posted by: Buford Gooch at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (bOtTO)

498 101,

It is not deliberate. It is baked in the cake of their mental illness. This will not be corrected because the therapy would consume the entire GNP.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (C8LGv)

499 Time for Stelter to remove his Purple Glans Hat. It's over.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 11, 2018 05:16 PM (4dWFG)

500 Never a pink oyster. Smell is the first sense that tells you it is fresh. Then you are quite certain going foward will be pleasant indeed.

Posted by: Gumby at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (b0F+u)

501 I just googled "do black women have black vaginas", and I got a world of information that I'd just as soon forget about.

Posted by: Lynne at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (FYZjd)

502 I'm pretty sure this social justice stuff is doomed in the long term. Maybe even the medium term. There are too many pressure points, too many places where you can push just a little bit to make them dance the way you want them to dance.

Reminds me of the finger lock ("come hither") hold in Aikido. A teenage girl can force a 400 pound linebacker to go where she wants on his tiptoes if she has the right hold on his fingers and wrist.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (h2Bdk)

503 Quite right and very, very racist exclusion. I know lots of women with black dongs.

Posted by: oddnot's waiting for the Happening and Big Ugly at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (g1MTt)

504 Fine then, make it a brown pussy hat in the name of equality. Then they can all dress like the shit-stained assholes they are.

Posted by: Shashiga at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (QvdcM)

505 Actually, I hate to break it to these shut-in retards, but, yes, EVERY vagina is, indeed PINK. Maybe not on the outside, but that's not the fun part anyhow.

You'd think a woman would fucking know that.

Posted by: deadrody at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (9GR/C)

506 I know this is 2018 not 1978 but why do I never see a pussy hat with hair?

Posted by: Bildo at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (02/Ny)

507 deadrody at January 11, 2018 You'd be surprised at some of us older females, in long term relationships don't know. I, for one, learn lots of new stuff on this site.

Posted by: Lynne at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (FYZjd)

508 "I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads."

Like angler fish hunting for a sheep.
The whole trans analogy seems to be unraveling like a cheap sweater.

I wonder if it'll get to the place where a Leftist can't utter a thing about anything for fear of getting ejected from the heard for stating an unthinkable about some Left-sacred newly invented protected underclass. Circumcising their own free speech, so to speak. Then they could only scream at the sky, but not at night, that would be raciss!

Posted by: Speller at January 11, 2018 10:24 PM (pSotA)

509 "I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads."

Reminds me of the scene from the movie "Idiocracy", when during "Rehabilitation" the guy drives the underpowered car with the purple dildo on the hood.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLts-sXlLEM

Posted by: jim at January 12, 2018 02:28 AM (gjGvH)

510 For some reason, the regressive left reminds me of that vacuum cleaner in a Pink Panther cartoon, I think, that gets away from the panther and runs amok and sucks up the whole house and the Earth and the solar system and the universe itself before sucking itself out of existence like the snake that eats its own tail.

Advice to the Left on sucking: Harder. FASTER.

Posted by: DrZin at January 12, 2018 05:30 AM (g0bHD)

511 Special tonight on The Gorilla Channel: Woolly Mammoth Dongs.

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 12, 2018 07:50 AM (E+qJE)

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