Fat Drunk Leftist Idiot Shouting About "Social Justice" and "Equality" Threatens to Kill Himself by Jumping on Subway Tracks and Threatening to Touch Third Rail;
Short-Sighted Simpletons Beg Him, For Some Reason, Not To

I see this man as #NearlyAHero. Why did people frustrate him in his #RendezvousWithDestiny?

A crazed man jumped onto the subway tracks and threatened to kill himself -- all while ranting for "equality" and "social justice," a witness said.

The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka when he started yelling and jumped onto the D- and B-line tracks around 1:30 p.m. at the 42nd Street/Bryant Park station on Wednesday, said Brooklyn-based photojournalist Eli Wohl, who captured the scene on film.

"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'" Wohl recalled. "Whatever he did, he kept on mentioning different social issues -- women's rights and racial stuff."

It puts me in the mood for poetry:

Of all sad words of tongue and pen,
the saddest of all: "It might have been."

Fat, drunk, left-wing and living is no way to go through life, Son.

And no one get on me about suicide being a terrible thing. I agree -- as a general proposition.

But only as a general proposition.

This young go-getter took a look at his life and thought maybe it wasn't worth all that much.

Who am we, strangers with incomplete information, to contradict him in his judgment?


Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM




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1
Black Jack!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

2 Oh, the DRAMA!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (W+vEI)

3 This is sadder than an empty can of Crisco.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (5ng19)

4 You don't have the balls to touch the third rail!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (3BFzK)

5
This is why we can't have a nice subway. If a rat had crawled by ( a very real possibility in the NYC subway ) I'd have thrown some food at that guy's leg.

No, not really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

6
He had no flan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

7 The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka when he started yelling and jumped onto the D- and B-line tracks around 1:30 p.m.


Wasn't he was suppose to hand that to someone first?

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (Enq6K)

8 He could test his resistance by grabbing the third rail.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

9 His platform was unstable.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (r9UYA)

10 I wondered what Olbermann was up to these days!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (k1TUh)

11
Electrocution is not pretty, by the way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

12
A crazed man jumped onto the subway tracks and threatened to kill himself -- all while ranting for "equality" and "social justice," a witness said.


"Brian Stetler Snaps!"

-- alternate headline

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (pNxlR)

13 get a job hippie

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (nFwvY)

14 This could be a misreported story.

That was Ace, with a bottle of Valu-rite vodka, ranting about how much SJWs suck.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (4ErVI)

15 Probably despondent that his pussy was not pink.

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (g5xnT)

16 He'd have put on the old scamperoo as soon as there was a train within a mile. Or at least tried to.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

17 7 The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka when he started yelling and jumped onto the D- and B-line tracks around 1:30 p.m.


Wasn't he was suppose to hand that to someone first?
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (Enq6K)



Ha ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (mbhDw)

18 Third-rail is a myth!

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (wKPRc)

19 I recognize his right as a Suicidal-American to live his life the way he wishes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

20 I would've reminded him of how incredibly awful white men are and how every ill in the world is attributable to them.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (NL6wI)

21 You don't have the balls to touch the third rail!!

Do What You Feel, Now!!

youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (6FqZa)

22 Cool... got willowed ... hi willow... as I said , the woman to fear is Kamala Harris... she has the Leftie mojo that the dumb Progs lap up..

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (pL6Vz)

23 16 He'd have put on the old scamperoo as soon as there was a train within a mile. Or at least tried to.
Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (LAe3v)


The attitude of most riders would've been you better not stop this friggin' train and make me late.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (mbhDw)

24 Is it Brian Stelter?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

25 Who am we, indeed.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (yL25O)

26
The third rail. You mean, like, Social Security Reform?

- - Hic Hillary Hic

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (mbhDw)

27 "People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'" Wohl recalled.



And THAT is why we don't have subways in Texas.
Because I'd have damn sure been yelling, "Touch it! Touch it! You don't have a hair on your ass if you won't touch it!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (rGtm/)

28 22 Cool... got willowed ... hi willow... as I said , the woman to fear is Kamala Harris... she has the Leftie mojo that the dumb Progs lap up..

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (pL6Vz)


She's a mental case so, yeah.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (r9UYA)

29 Pretty sure he was pressured or maybe cold medicine or drunk or possibly some kind of shelving mishap. Possibly all of these and more.

Pretty sure

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (6066C)

30 Yeah go ahead and touch it, buddy

Posted by: NCKate at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (k0EPs)

31 I know, ace, I know, and I won't get on you about suicide being awful because of course you know that. But I have to say I'm glad he didn't follow through.

Now he needs to sober up, take a good look at his life and the world around him, and realize that being a SJW is no way to go through life. And change his ways.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (kNasr)

32 For crying out loud, did no one think to pry the bottle of vodka out of his fist?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

33 I'd call his bluff

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (aC6Sd)

34 Maybe they were worried about the vodka.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (yL25O)

35 He had the weight of the world on his shoulder and also the 5:15 train.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (qK2iX)

36 "Hardball" may have to go on Hiatus, if Chris Matthews is "indisposed"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (k1TUh)

37 Maniac who threatened suicide on subway tracks was also 'pigeon vampire'

http://tinyurl.com/ybwzwolt

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

38 Vodka doth make heroes of us all...

Posted by: Caliban at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (QE8X6)

39
A crazed man jumped onto the subway tracks and threatened to kill
himself -- all while ranting for "equality" and "social justice," a
witness said.





The only way to achieve equality and social justice is for lefties to get run over by trains

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (493sH)

40 Was he a home-grown or imported-from-a-shithole lefty?

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (/zyrl)

41 Holding a bottle of vodka? I knew the RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW)

42
"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'" Wohl recalled. "Whatever he did, he kept on mentioning different social issues -- women's rights and racial stuff."


Talcum X or Lena Dunham's former intended - tgat is their neck of the woods, after all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

43 Bystander: "Save yourself! But toss me the vodka first!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

44
"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'"



That's not the New York I remember.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (lKyWE)

45 Or ask " Do you have a Lefty friend to take with you?"

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (aC6Sd)

46 The attitude of most riders would've been you better not stop this friggin' train and make me late.

Reminds me of the time a guy was threatening to jump off the Wilson bridge in DC. He shut down the eastern side of the city for 4 hours. Towards the end, people were shouting to him to jump.

The icing on the cake is that the DC police tried to disable him with a beanbag, and ended up knocking him into the river. He was rescued.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (LAe3v)

47 32 For crying out loud, did no one think to pry the bottle of vodka out of his fist?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)


Alcohol abuse.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (7UW64)

48 what bluebell said.

it takes a special kind of butthead to involve others in one's suicide, though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (6FqZa)

49 40 Was he a home-grown or imported-from-a-shithole lefty?
Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (/zyrl)


Him being an out-of-towner is like having a Domino's Pizza in Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (mbhDw)

50 Sometimes yelling the word jump is acceptable

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (6Ll1u)

51 It puts me in the mood for poetry:
Posted by: Ace




*******



I'm On It - a limerick

If poetry's what makes you feel merry
Don't look to any Tom, Dick or Harry
I'll give you the time
With a Muldoonish rhyme
Y'want a poem? Well, I'm your Huckleberry!

Posted by: General George Armstrong Custard at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (fYyCT)

52 Drunk Progs.... kind of wonder why he's not in Key West...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (pL6Vz)

53 A crazed man jumped onto the subway tracks and threatened to kill himself -- all while ranting for "equality" and "social justice," a witness said.

How do they know it was a man? Maybe it was a chick with a penis. They're all over the place, evidently.

And was he "crazed" or just crazy?

The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka when he started yelling and jumped onto the D- and B-line tracks around 1:30 p.m.

Aha! It was the Russians.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (8gDQu)

54 Darwin wept

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (PjJn1)

55 This was in New York? If he'd been a Deplorable, people would have taunted him to go ahead and kill himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

56 43 Bystander: "Save yourself! But toss me the vodka first!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)



Indiana Jones "throw me the whip!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw)

57 "And THAT is why we don't have subways in Texas.
Because I'd have damn sure been yelling, "Touch it! Touch it! You don't have a hair on your ass if you won't touch it!"

I got a brother in law who was out deer hunting and who let himself get talked into pissin' on a high voltage electric fence.

"aw come on, it'll just spark a little bit, it'll look cool! You won't even feel it!!!" heh heh heh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:48 PM (k1TUh)

58 Joking aside, I believe in redemption.

I was once a reasonably dumb liberal type. Then when I turned 11, everything changed.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 05:48 PM (rv0Fo)

59 He had the weight of the world on his shoulder and also the 5:15 train.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (qK2iX)


Out of his brainUnder the trainInside outside...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:48 PM (493sH)

60 Not one comment on the dangers of Valu-Rite... sheesh.

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (pL6Vz)

61 I Believe that would have been called "Thinning the Herd"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (y3aQB)

62 Why I forgot to do the aos meme with my post I will never know. I guess we have not had a X killed by Y and Z but mostly Z headline in awhile.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (qK2iX)

63
"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'"


"Mostly"?

So some weren't pleading with him? Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (pNxlR)

64 Had I been on the scene, I would have talked this dumbass out of jumping. Just because I personally would not like seeing someone, anyone, go that way. Now the right person, sitting in Old Sparky and riding the lighting, is another thing entire. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (zLDYs)

65
That was not Valu-Rite. It was Carbona.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

66 So Michael Moore drinks vodka...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (pL6Vz)

67 Good grief, there was an awful story earlier this week about a twelve y.o. girl who didn't hear an Amtrak train coming, blowing its horn, etc.

She had on headphones and her face buried in her phone. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

68 63
"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'"

"Mostly"?

So some weren't pleading with him? Good to know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (pNxlR)


Mostly peaceful pleaders...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

69 The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka


Well, there's your problem!

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (XKZwp)

70 Could be they were asking him not to do it because that would screw up THEIR travel plans? The heck with him.

Posted by: JustJohn at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (g3lWO)

71 Maniac who threatened suicide on subway tracks was also 'pigeon vampire'

http://tinyurl.com/ybwzwolt
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (oVJmc)
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Good lord.

Good lord. It seems like being a social justice warrior is the very least of this guy's problems. I hope he gets the help he obviously needs. An exorcism might be a start, based on what he said about conjuring. Ugh ugh ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 05:50 PM (kNasr)

72 32 For crying out loud, did no one think to pry the bottle of vodka out of his fist?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

Right? I mean, hey, free vodka.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

73 I got a brother in law who was out deer hunting and who let himself get talked into pissin' on a high voltage electric fence.

"aw come on, it'll just spark a little bit, it'll look cool! You won't even feel it!!!" heh heh heh.
Posted by: Tom Servo



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (rGtm/)

74 /sock fail

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (fYyCT)

75 why would anybody try to stop this? you can always steam clean the train. or, in a pinch, a pressure washing will do until it warms up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (KP5rU)

76 I wonder what brand of vodka?

What? Don't judge me!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

77 Dude probably just found out that Oprah's not running for Prez.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (EzdLW)

78 I would guess at the very least you would not want him to touch the third rail until after you had made it to your own train and left that station.

Posted by: Big V at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (MVE/7)

79 Must have been out of bath salts.... pigon vampire... Renfield much, buddy???

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (pL6Vz)

80 It is like Hamlet leaping into Ophelia's grave, with the subway being the sarcophagus of the city, where brave young men go at night in their despair to drink spirits and rail against the injustices of the privileged society into which they, as mutants from the unabolished past, had the misfortune to have been misbegotten.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (QE8X6)

81 Typical marxist....all talk with zero results.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (uUBML)

82 Grandstanding while threatening suicide is not someone who is truly suicidal.

Someone who is serious about it does it when nobody is looking.

This idiot just wasn't getting enough adoration for being a virtue signaling asshat, so, drunk on the rails.

He needs to be slapped upside the head with a clue bat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (7UW64)

83 Fat Drunk Leftist Idiot Shouting About "Social Justice" and "Equality" Threats to Kill Himself by Jumping on Subway Tracks and Threatening to Touch Third Rail;

I threw him a life preserver ... a metal one.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (8gDQu)

84 Take the easy way out. I did @ the end of The Taking of Pelham 123.

Posted by: Robert Shaw at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (bc2Lc)

85 75 why would anybody try to stop this? you can always steam clean the train. or, in a pinch, a pressure washing will do until it warms up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 05:51 PM (KP5rU)


Many years ago, for those who know the NYC subway, I was riding on the 2 train in the long tunnel between Wall and Clark Street in Brooklyn, when evidently a derelict either jumped or fell off the train between cars. It was not pretty, I imagine. Poor devil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

86 I threw him a life preserver ... a metal one.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (8gDQu)


An anchor?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

87 this is like the kobyashi maru. the correct answer run over the fat guy with the train.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (nFwvY)

88 When I was a kid, a bunch of us went on a trip together to go ice skating at the new metrocenter ice rink in west Phoenix, very popular (but I think closed now) Big atrium over the rink, but while we were there some women picked that time to end it all and took a nose dive off a 4th story balcony onto the ice below. that was a nasty thing for kids to have to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)

89
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby

Posted by: Third rail at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (IqV8l)

90 83 Fat Drunk Leftist Idiot Shouting About "Social Justice" and "Equality" Threats to Kill Himself by Jumping on Subway Tracks and Threatening to Touch Third Rail;

I threw him a life preserver ... a metal one.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (8gDQu)


Pep-O-Mint?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

91 It's all fun and games until somebody blows off a limb.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (bJ0w+)

92 Fuck! This close!

Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (gC2IV)

93 Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates

Did you bullshit THIS week...?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (6FqZa)

94 "82 Grandstanding while threatening suicide is not someone who is truly suicidal.
Someone who is serious about it does it when nobody is looking."

It's like Tuco says, "If you're going to Shoot, then Shoot! Don't talk."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (k1TUh)

95
When I was a kid, a bunch of us went on a trip together to go ice
skating at the new metrocenter ice rink in west Phoenix, very popular
(but I think closed now) Big atrium over the rink, but while we were
there some women picked that time to end it all and took a nose dive off
a 4th story balcony onto the ice below. that was a nasty thing for
kids to have to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)


Good Lord. Nice of her to force people to witness her exit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

96 Damn, that third rail is like the Social Security Trust Fund of subway lines.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (fYyCT)

97 Closing paragraph of the NY Post story:

"In a NY first, I just saw a man on the subway tracks at Bryant Park threatening to kill himself over the unfair treatment of women," Twitter user Michelle Collins tweeted.


So he's a Prog hero. White guy offing himself for feminism.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (EzdLW)

98 92 Fuck! This close!
Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (gC2IV)


In theory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

99 that was a nasty thing for kids to have to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)
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My gosh. That must have been dreadful. I can't even imagine and I don't want to.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (kNasr)

100
... while we were there some women picked that time to end it all and took a nose dive off a 4th story balcony onto the ice below. that was a nasty thing for kids to have to see.


Still only scored an 8.8 from the East German judge, I'd bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (pNxlR)

101 I am waiting for one of my middle of the busy street beggars to get splat by a car one day. They stand in the two foot wide median at the intersection of the 4 lane each way road. Many days they have been drinking and their balance is not the greatest. I do not want to see when it happens.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (qK2iX)

102 This is one of the days I wish Ace lived next door to me. He's on quite a roll here. Love it!

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (14URa)

103 On Thursday, Eric Bolling tweeted, "Accidentally taking a Xanax laced with Fentanyl killed our son. "Bad batch" they called it. Take the time to have an open and honest conversation with your kids about this prolific killer. It may save a life." -GP

Sad.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)

104 Someone who is serious about it does it when nobody is looking.
-------------

Agreed

Posted by: R Bud Dwyer at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (rv0Fo)

105 Crack's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Rick James from the Crypt at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (xMlQ+)

106 I'm late to the party, and never click on links to the NY Times, what's the story on the Drudge headline?

Posted by: davidt at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (FdNEK)

107 80 It is like Hamlet leaping into Ophelia's grave, with the subway being the sarcophagus of the city, where brave young men go at night in their despair to drink spirits and rail against the injustices of the privileged society into which they, as mutants from the unabolished past, had the misfortune to have been misbegotten.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (QE8X6)


Old Titty-beastie is still publishing?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (7UW64)

108 We the nice thing about a failed suicide is that the next time you might be successful...unless you drop dead first.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (2U8It)

109 Amen. Let anyone get off of the bus, any time that they wish. Nature will fill their vacancy right quick.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (EaQ6/)

110 why does everybody insist on fighting darwin?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (KP5rU)

111 Wow Trump's comments about taking immigrants from s******* countries awesome

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 05:57 PM (PjJn1)

112 Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it as I please

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 11, 2018 05:57 PM (lIZQs)

113 On Thursday, Eric Bolling tweeted, "Accidentally
taking a Xanax laced with Fentanyl killed our son. "Bad batch" they
called it. Take the time to have an open and honest conversation with
your kids about this prolific killer. It may save a life." -GP



Sad.



Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)


Omg. No words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

114 109 Amen. Let anyone get off of the bus, any time that they wish. Nature will fill their vacancy right quick.
Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (EaQ6/)


If you're going to off yourself, there are cleaner and less painful ways to do it.

This was a stunt. And not a cunning one, IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (mbhDw)

115 Geez, Ace. I'm shocked at your callous attitude.

Don't you realize how fucked up people's commute would have been?

Posted by: Gem at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (XoAz8)

116 The dude was train-ing for some major gainzz.

Train hits him, he'd gainzz about eighty tons of steel grinding him into Gainz Burger onto the third rail, where he'd be well-done, indeed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (QzJWU)

117 I NEED A HERO!

Posted by: Bonnie Tyler at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (xMlQ+)

118 111
Wow Trump's comments about taking immigrants from s******* countries awesome

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 05:57 PM (PjJn1)
Just when I think I could not possibly love him more . . . Rock on, Don!

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (14URa)

119 95

Good Lord. Nice of her to force people to witness her exit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

Well, being insensitive and all, suicides are kinda self-absorbed...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (pL6Vz)

120
She had on headphones and her face buried in her phone. Ugh.
=====

Violinist out of Chicago lost her leg because her violin case was caught in doors and she wouldn't let go. Very talented, but dayum, let it go. Just remembered -- Rachel Barton.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (MIKMs)

121 119 95

Good Lord. Nice of her to force people to witness her exit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

Well, being insensitive and all, suicides are kinda self-absorbed...
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (pL6Vz)


"Caramba, Dios mio!"

- - zombie Lupe Velez

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (mbhDw)

122 Ahh hahaha

Hey, Dude, pull my finger.

Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (14qvS)

123 99 that was a nasty thing for kids to have to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)
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My gosh. That must have been dreadful. I can't even imagine and I don't want to.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (kNasr)


----------------

The worst is that the kids then held up the scores. Most gave her a 10, but the East German judge gave her a 5.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (gC2IV)

124 95
When I was a kid, a bunch of us went on a trip together to go ice
skating at the new metrocenter ice rink in west Phoenix, very popular
(but I think closed now) Big atrium over the rink, but while we were
there some women picked that time to end it all and took a nose dive off
a 4th story balcony onto the ice below. that was a nasty thing for
kids to have to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)

Good Lord. Nice of her to force people to witness her exit.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

Right after Chicago opened the State of Illinois Building, folks were taking bets about when the first diver would take their own life from the top of that atrium.

The floor even has a target on it, sort of.

And Chicago did not disappoint. Not even one year.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (7UW64)

125 C'mon, Ace, get to the important reportage - what kind of vodka?

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ctuyM)

126 A source from a W.H. meeting today says that PDT asked why we're letting in all of these people from sh**thole countries.

Statement from W.H. does not deny.

I love him even more now.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (GzDYP)

127 Would his death have counted in the tax bill death toll? I think he sets I fine example for the Democratic Party leadership. He's only doing what Chuck Schumer would do if he was the leader he pretends to be.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (nBr1j)

128 I'm starving

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (hXNBa)

129
The only way to achieve equality and social justice is for lefties to get run over by trains
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (493sH)







Fuckin' commies and lefties are obsessed with trains. Making them run on time..... subways..... high speed rail....... arbeit macht frei.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

130 s******* countries awesome


++++++++++++++


s******* countries? Scandinavian?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (fYyCT)

131 Big atrium over the rink, but while we were there some women picked that time to end it all and took a nose dive off a 4th story balcony onto the ice below. that was a nasty thing for kids to have to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo



What a selfish twat. Getting blood off of ice is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (rGtm/)

132 Just when I think I could not possibly love him more . . . Rock on, Don!
Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (14URa)

--And his Peeps are not backing down from it

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (PjJn1)

133 111 Wow Trump's comments about taking immigrants from s******* countries awesome

If true, my boner can't take much more.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

134 nudge nudge

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (BtQd4)

135 The father of an old friend of ours in ATL decided to off himself with his entire family visiting. His final words were "F*ck you!" and he went into the basement and shot himself.

He was a real asshole, and they thought the sound was him having another tantrum and slamming the door before climbing in his Mercedes and taking off....again.

His poor wife found him after the children and grandchildren had gone home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

136 Deep thoughts. I haven't really considered the positive contributions of suicide.

Perhaps he identified as a guy fried to death.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (/tuJf)

137 "Fat, drunk, left-wing and living is no way to go through life, Son."

Made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMeQ2FiPCQ

Posted by: windbag at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (pGPY0)

138 130
s******* countries? Scandinavian?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (fYyCT)

Considering the state of Malmo and Stockholm, Guatemala is fast becoming preferable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (mbhDw)

139 Nancy Pelosi is so full of crap, there's no room for jello.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

140
On Thursday, Eric Bolling tweeted, "Accidentally taking a Xanax laced with Fentanyl killed our son. "Bad batch" they called it. Take the time to have an open and honest conversation with your kids about this prolific killer. It may save a life." -GP

How did he "accidentally" take it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)

141 I'm starving
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (hXNBa)
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Open up that cookbook and get cracking.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (kNasr)

142
Maniac who threatened suicide on subway tracks was also 'pigeon vampire'


If you're bitten by a pigeon vampire are you doomed to spend eternity crapping on car windshields

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

143 63
"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'"

"Mostly"?

So some weren't pleading with him? Good to know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (pNxlR)

There's a big difference between mostly pleading and all pleading.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

144 Yeah, that is not the least messy way that someone could find the exit, but still, we've got to give these folks a chance to exercise free will, and better society in the process.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (EaQ6/)

145 "Why do we want people from Haiti here?"

what a great question

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (nFwvY)

146 A SJW princess isn't afraid to fail. I encourage Alec Baldwin to try again. Tomorrow preferably.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (BRpqW)

147 Waiting for Cuckey Gardner to get on MSNBC and discuss how Trump's comments are Not Who We Are Are Republicans.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (6FqZa)

148 A source from a W.H. meeting today says that PDT asked why we're letting in all of these people from sh**thole countries.

Statement from W.H. does not deny.

I love him even more now.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (GzDYP)

???

I thought "Shithole" WAS the OFFICIAL name of most of those countries. And they aughta be be happy we ONLY call them shitholes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (hXNBa)

149 >>On Thursday, Eric Bolling tweeted, "Accidentally taking a Xanax laced with Fentanyl killed our son. "Bad batch" they called it.....



Apparently taking Xanax recreationally is a "thing" in the hip-hop community, and a lot of start-up rappers sing and brag about doing Xanax. There's even a rapper who calls him self 'Lil Xan'.

Rapper Lil Peep, one of the Xanax glorifiers, recently died after taking fentanyl-lacced Xanax.

I feel s old...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

150 Just when I think I could not possibly love him more . . . Rock on, Don!
Posted by: Peaches
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Been a little concerned about you. Got cold in Indy, it did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (5OO3x)

151 At least once a year, someone takes a header off the Savannah River bridge.

Sometimes the body doesn't show up right away, and gators have been known to have taken a bite or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

152 s******* countries awesome


++++++++++++++


s******* countries? Scandinavian?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (fYyCT)

--Quite the opposite.

He specifically mentioned Norway, since he had just met the Norwegian leader.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (PjJn1)

153 133 111 Wow Trump's comments about taking immigrants from s******* countries awesome

If true, my boner can't take much more.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)



Ann Coulter, hello???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (mbhDw)

154 126 A source from a W.H. meeting today says that PDT asked why we're letting in all of these people from sh**thole countries. Statement from W.H. does not deny.
I love him even more now.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (GzDYP)

He's the master. The elites will go absolutely apeshit over this, whilst all normal folk will say "uh-huh."

Posted by: Caliban at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (QE8X6)

155 I got a suggestion for PDT...Don't invite thost shitheads to the White House ever again. Let them all go talk about their utopian wet dreams in those shithole countries...like actually live there and bring their families with them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (hXNBa)

156
Just when I think I could not possibly love him more . . . Rock on, Don!
Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 05:58 PM (14URa)

--And his Peeps are not backing down from it
Posted by: logprof


Juan Williams didn't like it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (IqV8l)

157 I thought "Shithole" WAS the OFFICIAL name of most of those countries. And they aughta be be happy we ONLY call them shitholes.

DEATH TO AMERICA, A CURSE ON THE JEWS!

And let us all in, you racists!

Posted by: Yemen at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (6FqZa)

158 Considering the state of Malmo and Stockholm, Guatemala is fast becoming preferable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:00 PM (mbhDw)

Nothing wrong with Guatemala. My son comes from there, and wow, is it beautiful

But for heaven's sake, stay out of the Peten after dark.

And don't mind the guys with AK-47s on the street corners. They are just "private security."

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (7UW64)

159 Two thousand residents would receive 560 a month about $670 for two years, with no strings attached, and the government would study how the money affected their lives. Specifically, Finland wanted to know if the payments, called basic income, freed up people to take part-time or freelance work as they looked for something permanent stopgap measures that the countrys existing benefits system tends to discourage. To that end, it selected participants who were unemployed and poor.

sucked a few dicks, pop a cap in a few asses, had a baby, shoplifted, smoked cronic, hanging out n shit

We have had this for about 40 years. It is called poverty, welfare, getting my check.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (BtQd4)

160 >>If you're bitten by a pigeon vampire are you doomed to spend eternity crapping on car windshields

and statuary.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)

161 128 I'm starving

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (hXNBa)

Flan, flan flan!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (GzDYP)

162 I remember when Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

163 104 Someone who is serious about it does it when nobody is looking.
-------------

Agreed
Posted by: R Bud Dwyer at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (rv0Fo)

Yeah, you were just acting out in one of those "cry for help" deals.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

164 151; Jane is that the the hwy 17 bridge? If you jump off that one, you're serious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (KP5rU)

165 Just read the headline over at Drudge for a fucking chuckle.

Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (89T5c)

166 Right after Chicago opened the State of Illinois Building, folks were taking bets about when the first diver would take their own life from the top of that atrium.

The floor even has a target on it, sort of.

And Chicago did not disappoint. Not even one year.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (7UW64)

If I recall correctly, in that building it was either jump or fry to death.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (Enq6K)

167 Yeah, that is not the least messy way that someone could find the exit, but still, we've got to give these folks a chance to exercise free will, and better society in the process.
Posted by: goon




Least messy way? High bridge over water. Heading water is like hitting concrete but the water will wash it away.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (rGtm/)

168 I'd comment but I'd just be shooting my mouth off.

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (bc2Lc)

169 Sometimes the body doesn't show up right away, and gators have been known to have taken a bite or two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------

Crabs. Think about that the next time you're having nice fresh local crab.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (9tO1t)

170 I thought "Shithole" WAS the OFFICIAL name of most of those countries. And they aughta be be happy we ONLY call them shitholes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (hXNBa)


I expect the living somewhere like Uzbekistan would make moving to a shithole a step up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (7UW64)

171 Did anyone hear Gutfeld talking about some NCO telling his troops how to handle ISIS? It was a thing of beauty.

Something like, "If they don't surrender, we will kill them with extreme prejudice, bomb them, shoot them in the face, or kill them with our entrenching tools."

Juan had a sad. And apparently ABC thought it was pearl-clutching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

172 I thought "Shithole" WAS the OFFICIAL name of most of those countries. And they aughta be be happy we ONLY call them shitholes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Turdworld.

Posted by: pogomip at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (faPQe)

173
So my daughter gets a fun science project on mythbusting. So we break out the internets to find a good one and business insider did a post on 101 myths and lo and behold I find this: (Spot the Myth!)

Myth: The Earth is a Perfect Sphere

The Earth rotates at about 1,040 mph. That's about 60% the speed of your typical bullet after it shoots out of the muzzle.
This inertia slightly flattens the planet's poles and causes a bulge of rock around the equator.
Due to global warming and the melting of glaciers (and less weight pushing down on the crust), scientists think that bulge is now growing.

A myth within a mythbuster!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

174 Been a little concerned about you. Got cold in Indy, it did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:02 PM (5OO3x)
Went to Costco today after the (useless) orthopedist. Got enough toilet paper, frozen shrimp, frozen burgers (not very good but in da house) to hunker through the next cold snap, which is coming tomorrow. With all the rain and drizzle, I'm thinking black ice will be a major thing. Not gonna do it. I will sit right here and go batshit crazy before I put myself in a situation where I hear the crunch of metal on metal.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (14URa)

175 They'd have been yelling, "Do it, chitlins!" except that the corpse would have taken hours to scrape off the rails and they'd be late for work.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (35Slc)

176
On Thursday, Eric Bolling tweeted, "Accidentally

taking a Xanax laced with Fentanyl killed our son. "Bad batch" they

called it. Take the time to have an open and honest conversation with

your kids about this prolific killer. It may save a life." -GP





Sad.






Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)

Omg. No words.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

Sad but that wasn't an accident. Bolling's son probably did not mean to kill himself but he did mean to take illicit drugs. The only kind of "Xanex" that would be laced with (illicitly produced) fentanyl is the illegal drug kind that did not come from a prescription..

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (FTXAT)

177 >>Crabs. Think about that the next time you're having nice fresh local crab.

I thought about it a lot when I was getting divorced.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (/tuJf)

178 In other news, PDT asked "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

I am not a bit tired of winning.

Posted by: JAS at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (7JbXq)

179 162 I remember when Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge.


Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

Yeah, but do you know WHY?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (7UW64)

180 Jane is that the the hwy 17 bridge? If you jump off that one, you're serious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (KP5rU)


They're delicious with garlic butter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

181 Flying rats. Pigeons. Same, same.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (EaQ6/)

182 oops. Was responding to Mike Hammer's crab comment.

Dammit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

183 Okay, what are they talking about with the Xanax "laced with Fentanyl?" Because, with all the disdain I have for Big Pharma, they don't do that. You buy street drugs, you are on your own. My give-a-damn has been busted for years.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (14URa)

184 They are literally driving their followers insane.

Fuck progressivism, liberalism, leftism, barbarism, whatever you want to call this malformed stillbirth of an evil ideology that has infected our species.

May they all rot in hell, and be answerable in the afterlife for all the evil they have wrought in this world.

I'm gonna go play some video games or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (T28di)

185 I would love to ask very very educated elitist children in elite schools how shithole students and citizens added to our role helps our culture.

More child rapes? More crime? More poverty? More ignorance?

If you are a white kid at top 2 state school or any private school most immigrants are bringing you (that is your education) down.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (BtQd4)

186 Speaking of the mood for poetry I get to recycle this poem for this post:

Social justice makes sit here broken hearted
Came to die but only...

Having a mental block here. What's a good rhyme here?

Charted?

Parted?

K-Marted

Carted?

Jarted?

Darted?

Warted?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (A3b6q)

187 I guess that I am late to that party.

Posted by: JAS at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (7JbXq)

188 >>In other news, PDT asked "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"


If he really said, there's a beauty in it: forces a response of "how dare you say that - their home countries are beautiful if flawed blah blah blah."

So then...why do they need to move here?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (W+vEI)

189 We protest!

Posted by: The Shitholians at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

190 >>>I'm gonna go play some video games or something.

Bowling.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (EwAd4)

191 Jane is that the the hwy 17 bridge? If you jump off that one, you're serious.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (KP5rU)




Yep. My husband has taken an elevator to the very top of it. Says the view is nice. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

192 180 Jane is that the the hwy 17 bridge? If you jump off that one, you're serious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (KP5rU)

They're delicious with garlic butter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)


Hmmm...

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (+lOpA)

193 Sad but that wasn't an accident. Bolling's son probably did not mean to kill himself but he did mean to take illicit drugs. The only kind of "Xanex" that would be laced with (illicitly produced) fentanyl is the illegal drug kind that did not come from a prescription..

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (FTXAT)

Yeah, wth...bad batch?! I'm pretty sure Pfizer doesn't normally dip their xanax in fentanyl before shipping them out.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (Enq6K)

194 nononono, it's "almost AN hero"

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (96Kyo)

195 Social justice and vodka. But mostly vodka.

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (3InKI)

196 A couple times a year somebody steps in front of the train in San Clemente, I believe that they have been possessed by Nixon.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 06:10 PM (6Ll1u)

197 Jane is that the the hwy 17 bridge? If you jump off that one, you're serious.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (KP5rU)



They're delicious with garlic butter.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)



Hmmm...

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (+lOpA)


Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

198 I don't wanna be here


I wanna be There

Definition of "Here"--SHITHOLE

Definition of "There"--" Other People's Money"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 06:10 PM (hXNBa)

199 So then...why do they need to move here?


Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (W+vEI)


And there you have it.

Fix your own damned mess, don't bring it here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 06:10 PM (7UW64)

200 I worked in downtown Chicago for about 10 years and it's surprising how many people jump into the river or off buildings. See the guy with the snow shovel in the summer, you don't want to chase out to see what's going on.

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 06:10 PM (nisXv)

201 So Trumps in trouble for asking why we have to let people come here from shit hole Countries... I agree... But it's a big scandal... Of course it was leaked from a closed meeting

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (O2RFr)

202 35 He had the weight of the world on his shoulder and also the 5:15 train.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (qK2iX)

AOSHQ Style Guide: "...but mostly..."

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (A3b6q)

203 You don't want to know what the chief export of Shitholia is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

204 So when the person did it in Oceanside, she was possessed by Junior Seau?

Posted by: JAS at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (7JbXq)

205 Hope you feel better, Jane

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (+lOpA)

206 So, this guy almost joined the 'dying doing what he loved' club?

Also known as Darwin Award winners.

Those 2 fellas zapped with 24k volts at a Detroit substation, stealin' copper wire? Mmmhmm.

Jumping off of cliffs in unpowered wingsuits? Yup.

Anyone shot to pieces by a homeowner during a break-in? Thanks bunches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (0ogQG)

207 168 I'd comment but I'd just be shooting my mouth off.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (bc2Lc)


Golf clap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (mbhDw)

208 So, Trump makes a big public display of being open to compromise on immigration, Congressional Idiots predictably assume they get whatever they want, and then Trump swats down their nonsense with, "Shithole Countries."

The Congressional Idiots couldn't see this coming?

Oh yeah, that's right, "Idiots."

And unfortunately, "Idiots," included some on the right.

Posted by: davidt at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (FdNEK)

209 191; that thing is crazy. i won't even drive across it jane. i had no idea you clould ride an elevator to the top.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (KP5rU)

210 183 Okay, what are they talking about with the Xanax "laced with Fentanyl?" Because, with all the disdain I have for Big Pharma, they don't do that. You buy street drugs, you are on your own. My give-a-damn has been busted for years.
Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (14URa)

The only reason I have disdain for Big Pharma companies is that I work for one.

Posted by: Caliban at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (QE8X6)

211 oops. Was responding to Mike Hammer's crab comment.

Dammit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh



*snort
It still works.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 06:12 PM (rGtm/)

212 Hope you feel better, Jane

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (+lOpA)


Thought I was responding to Mike Hammer's comment about crabs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

213 it is funny for liberal to get sadz over shithole countries when they use that term to describe badwhite rural america (not the ghetto or barrio though).

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:12 PM (V3U1L)

214 212 Hope you feel better, Jane

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:11 PM (+lOpA)

Thought I was responding to Mike Hammer's comment about crabs.

Whoa... Is there something you want to tell Us?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

215 Can't we sneak him into a refugee camp in Germany? Just knock him unconscious with some drug and chuck him over the fence. Unite him with his fellow liberals.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (/qEW2)

216 Yeah, wth...bad batch?! I'm pretty sure Pfizer doesn't normally dip their xanax in fentanyl before shipping them out.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (Enq6K)

No bad batch at all. Illicit fetanyl produced in China and shipped through Mexico is cheaper than dirt and is showing up in all sorts of illicit drugs (but particularly heroin). It is killing people right and left because it is sooo strong. It is so bad in Virginia that police are refusing to do field drug tests because fentanyl can be easily absorbed through their skin and has the potential to kill them.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (FTXAT)

217 180 Jane is that the the hwy 17 bridge? If you jump off that one, you're serious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (KP5rU)

They're delicious with garlic butter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

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You been hanging out with Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (gC2IV)

218 I think I'll just slink into the kitchen and finish dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

219 Thought I was responding to Mike Hammer's comment about crabs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)


I know lol.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (+lOpA)

220 " and suggested the United States should admit more people from countries like Norway instead."

Posted by: JAS at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (7JbXq)

221 * reads story *

Tragic. What a waste of vodka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (fA1SL)

222
Due to global warming and the melting of glaciers (and less weight pushing down on the crust), scientists think that bulge is now growing.

And Leon is getting larger!

Posted by: Johnny at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (IqV8l)

223 >>Okay, what are they talking about with the Xanax "laced with Fentanyl?"
Because, with all the disdain I have for Big Pharma, they don't do that.
You buy street drugs, you are on your own. My give-a-damn has been
busted for years.



Probably because they may be so prevalent and so unforgiving?

When I was young the worst you could get your hands on was alcohol and (mild) pot. The stuff out there now is hella strong and one stupid mistake - such as your friend offering you a pill when you're drunk at a party - could kill you (yes, still their fault - but even good kids can be stupid a few times). IIRC, the majority of the illegal opioides are coming into the US across our southern border, which Obama left wide open for years. Just a bad, unforgiving set-up.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (W+vEI)

224 Maniac who threatened suicide on subway tracks was also 'pigeon vampire'



http://tinyurl.com/ybwzwolt

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

See? Even the dregs of society may have some good qualities.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (sD2WN)

225 also, america sucks because rednecks are evil with no free healthcare but how dare you say crime ridden hellholes are shitholes?

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (V3U1L)

226 They're delicious with garlic butter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Cold, Jane, cold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (w1zJX)

227 140 How did he "accidentally" take it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)


He must've thought it was fennel candy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (NL6wI)

228 No bad batch at all. Illicit fetanyl produced in China and shipped through Mexico is cheaper than dirt and is showing up in all sorts of illicit drugs (but particularly heroin). It is killing people right and left because it is sooo strong. It is so bad in Virginia that police are refusing to do field drug tests because fentanyl can be easily absorbed through their skin and has the potential to kill them.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:13 PM (FTXAT)

Yeah, I know all that. I'm just wondering wth he said 'bad batch'...

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Enq6K)

229 I guess we grab them by the shithole now

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (V3U1L)

230
I remember when Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge.
Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

Yeah, but do you know WHY?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 06:07 PM (7UW64)


The original Bobbie Gentry song is ambiguous as to why.

But the movie blamed redneck homophobia.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (EzdLW)

231
Trump messed up.

Its not people from Norway, its bikini models from Norway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

232 I expected a link to a story about Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (hUqh+)

233 97 Closing paragraph of the NY Post story:

"In a NY first, I just saw a man on the subway tracks at Bryant Park threatening to kill himself over the unfair treatment of women," Twitter user Michelle Collins tweeted.


So he's a Prog hero. White guy offing himself for feminism.
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (EzdLW)


Talk about white knighting. Betcha he still didn't get laid.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (sdi6R)

234 Yeah, wth...bad batch?! I'm pretty sure Pfizer doesn't normally dip their xanax in fentanyl before shipping them out.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:09 PM (Enq6K)
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I haven't read anything about it today but I have to think this is his son that died last year, right around the time Bolling was let go from Fox. I guess the news is that it wasn't suicide, but rather an accidental overdose or whatever you would call Xanax mixed with Fentanyl. Awful no matter which way you look at it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (kNasr)

235 Doctors mass prescribing anything is a bunch of hooie. The classification of drugs is not to assist anyone except the prosecution and the over prescribing regulation is just one more control by idiots (thank you Hadrian for the classifications) over the practice of medicine.

The only one up there qualified to speak on medical issues is Rand Paul, as far as I know.


Second try; formatting is 82percent complete. Wish me luck.

Posted by: gNewt at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (pDxGB)

236 Most interesting suicide I recall reading about was of a researcher who was accused (on good evidence) of enriching himself by stealing documents from the Texas State Records (which he had access to) and selling them to private collectors.

His death at first looked like murder, as he was found shot in the head with no gun anywhere near by - but it was eventually determined that he had gone to a shallow river crossing, walked into knee deep water (to do away with any blood spatter evidence) and then shot himself with a pistol that was attached to a balloon with a short string, so that when he was dead the gun would be carried downstream and be lost. And everyone would think he was murdered.

He put quite a bit of thought into that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)

237 "Who am we" is about the most introspective question that I have seen all damn day. I think we be f*cked, but maybe that's because we haven't really given the rail lickers amongst us a fair chance to lead this country.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (EaQ6/)

238 I agree -- as a general proposition.

Do the how would I feel if he was an alt-right whinging about Obama test.

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (FhXTo)

239 We only want people from Shinola countries. There's a difference, you know.

Posted by: davidt at January 11, 2018 06:17 PM (FdNEK)

240 See? Even the dregs of society may have some good qualities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It's a thin line between 'squab' and 'pigeon'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:17 PM (w1zJX)

241
You don't want to know what the chief export of Shitholia is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
[

Shitholians

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:17 PM (IqV8l)

242 Can anyone confirm if that was Brian Stelter or not?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2018 06:18 PM (5tSKk)

243 239 We only want people from Shinola countries. There's a difference, you know.
Posted by: davidt at January 11, 2018 06:17 PM (FdNEK)


They make watches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:18 PM (mbhDw)

244 Its not people from Norway, its bikini models from Norway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

Ever been to Norway? Average women there would be models over here

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mynhJ)

245 242 Can anyone confirm if that was Brian Stelter or not?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2018 06:18 PM (5tSKk)


Could've been Rachel Madoff with padding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw)

246 244 Its not people from Norway, its bikini models from Norway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

Ever been to Norway? Average women there would be models over here
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mynhJ)


Yes and I would generally agree with that statement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (mbhDw)

247 183 Okay, what are they talking about with the Xanax "laced with Fentanyl?" Because, with all the disdain I have for Big Pharma, they don't do that. You buy street drugs, you are on your own. My give-a-damn has been busted for years.


Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM


People are taking Xanax as a rec drug??? What the actual fuck? Xanax plus Fentanyl??? My mind is blown.

Posted by: otho at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (qGuLD)

248 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)

Sounds like he was trying to give someone his life insurance policy.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

249 And everyone would think he was murdered.

He put quite a bit of thought into that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)
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I wonder if he was a Margery Allingham fan.

Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (kNasr)

250 "Fat, drunk, Leftist idiot" does not narrow it down much for me here, Ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (K2SnJ)

251 Gotta say I'm with El Presidente on this Shithole Immigration thing.

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Sfs6o)

252 Yeah, I know all that. I'm just wondering wth he said 'bad batch'...

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Enq6K)

Blaming anybody but his kid.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (FTXAT)

253 Congressional Idiots come to PDT with a supposed deal on immigration, except it doesn't apply to wretched refuse from Haiti, Africa, etc.

PDT calls BS. Why keep taking people from sh*thole countries? Why not take people from places like Norway?

The guy calls 'em right.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (/zyrl)

254 The Bad-Ass Adventures of Super Trump #2

https://youtu.be/OLyVmp_rLuw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (rnAwa)

255
251 Gotta say I'm with El Presidente on this Shithole Immigration thing.
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Sfs6o)


So I guess the folks at that meeting the other day will have to adjust that bi-partisan bill.

LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (mbhDw)

256 People are taking Xanax as a rec drug???

Posted by: otho

For a long time now they have.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (w+Jhj)

257 Suicides who try. Aren't

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (YOHxA)

258 I see we're talking about Trumps comments regarding Haiti. Larry Elder opened his show talking about it and absolutely crushed this issue. I suggest checking it out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (hYZu5)

259 Ace has teh funniez today.

I approve.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (xJa6I)

260 Talk about white knighting. Betcha he still didn't get laid.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (sdi6R)
Ever.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (14URa)

261 we sneak him into a refugee camp in Germany? Just knock him unconscious with some drug and chuck him over the fence. Unite him with his fellow liberals.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January




so how stupid do you have to be to ever get put into a camp of any sort in germany? how long does it take to transition a refugee camp to a concentration camp?

guess the only difference is that in a refugee camp they rape and kill each other.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (GFAq1)

262 It wouldn't be suicide if he accidentally tripped.

Posted by: freaked at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

263 254 The Bad-Ass Adventures of Super Trump #2

https://youtu.be/OLyVmp_rLuw
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (rnAwa)


"Breakfast In America. It's GRRRRREAT! Again!"

- - Roger Hodgson and Tony the Tiger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (mbhDw)

264
PDT calls BS. Why keep taking people from sh*thole countries? Why not take people from places like Norway?

The guy calls 'em right.


And 65% of the country would agree with that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

265 >>People are taking Xanax as a rec drug??? What the actual fuck? Xanax plus Fentanyl??? My mind is blown.


Yes, just learned this recently - a big thing among young rappers, who are then glorifying it in their songs. Just weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (W+vEI)

266 Its not people from Norway, its bikini models from Norway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

Ever been to Norway? Average women there would be models over here
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mynhJ)

Why don't we compromise and just bring their women. All of 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (/tuJf)

267 244 Its not people from Norway, its bikini models from Norway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

Ever been to Norway? Average women there would be models over here
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mynhJ)

My people! They're calling to me...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (xJa6I)

268 How long before Paul Ryan and Bitch denounce?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (r9UYA)

269 Probably by the time that I get reincarnated as a Norwegian swimsuit model, tastes will have changed. There's just no justice.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (EaQ6/)

270 It's about time for the Turds to get their own country.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (A3b6q)

271 Who's the fellow owns this shithole? You, fat man. Speak up.

You better clear outta there.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (bJ0w+)

272
Talk about white knighting. Betcha he still didn't get laid.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (sdi6R)
Ever.
Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (14URa)



Hook him up with Trigglypuff

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (EzdLW)

273 The problem with importing folks from shithole countries is the same as other states importing Californians: they tend to bring the same traditions, attitudes and behavior that made their places of origin a shithole in the first place.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (ppaKI)

274 We could end the 'opioid crisis' in a matter of months, but there's not political support for it. Regard opioid addiction as a chronic condition, treatable by prescription opioid. Write the scripts and be done with it all. No more black market, no more fentanyl.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (fA1SL)

275 256 People are taking Xanax as a rec drug???

Posted by: otho

For a long time now they have.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (w+Jhj)


On old Brooklyn, the tough kids who we called "the hitters" (pronounced "Hittiz" in Brooklynese) used to put like a half bottle of aspirin in a can of Coke and chug it.

What the hell did that do?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (mbhDw)

276 Ever been to Norway? Average women there would be models over here
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mynhJ)

Wait till they get some that muzzie dna in them...Hoo Ay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (hXNBa)

277 "Fine," says Trump, "If their countries are so damn good, there's no reason to take them in."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

278 Its not people from Norway, its bikini models from Norway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

Ever been to Norway? Average women there would be models over here
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 11, 2018 06:19 PM (mynhJ)

--I was in Rosskilden, Denmark, in 2014 and saw a pair of newlyweds walking the main drag. I congratulated them. They could have posed for a bridal magazine, they we're so ridiculously good-looking.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (PjJn1)

279 This thread needs more cow bell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (Nhweq)

280 269
Probably by the time that I get reincarnated as a Norwegian swimsuit model, tastes will have changed. There's just no justice.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (EaQ6/)
Don't jinx it, bro.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (14URa)

281 272
Talk about white knighting. Betcha he still didn't get laid.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:15 PM (sdi6R)
Ever.
Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM (14URa)


Hook him up with Trigglypuff
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (EzdLW)


"Suicide is painful..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (mbhDw)

282 Maybe we should drop opioids over Mexico. One way to stem immigration without a wall.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (/qEW2)

283 ULA's Delta IV rocket is still in a hold. They aborted the countdown just after 5:00 pm Eastern, but the launch window lasts until 8:00. They're planning to launch a classified satellite for the NRO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCjIaCBldY

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:24 PM (sdi6R)

284 On Thursday, Eric Bolling tweeted, "Accidentally
taking a Xanax laced with Fentanyl killed our son. "Bad batch" they
called it. Take the time to have an open and honest conversation with
your kids about this prolific killer. It may save a life." -GP



Sad.



Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)

How does one "accidentally" take a pill? I could see an addict deliberately taking a pill, blissfully unaware that it was laced with a poison. Sounds like Bolling is in denial of the fact that his son was an addict, looking for a time and place to croak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (sD2WN)

285 PDT calls BS. Why keep taking people from sh*thole countries? Why not take people from places like Norway?

The guy calls 'em right.

And 65% of the country would agree with that."


that's teh super fruz is that we're on the right side of immigration, the polls agee...yet the gop and left act as if we're insane dead-enders on this topic.

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (V3U1L)

286 Haiti is a shithole.

Let Democrats run on letting those dirtbag criminals in and see how they fare

Posted by: Menu at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (uc45P)

287 According to the NY Fishwraper Times - President Trump on Thursday balked at an immigration deal that would include protections for people from Haiti and African countries, demanding to know at a White House meeting why he should accept immigrants from shithole countries rather than people from places like Norway, according to people with direct knowledge of the conversation.

Gosh, I hope Trump really said that. That is the guy I voted for!

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (gbWkA)

288 270 It's about time for the Turds to get their own country.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (A3b6q)


Turdistan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (mbhDw)

289 "The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka..."

________________________

Russian Collusion

Posted by: Orson at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (6R6K0)

290 go figure, the left tries to make a common sense popular opinion seem like a freakazoid thing

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (V3U1L)

291 >>The problem with importing folks from shithole countries is the same as
other states importing Californians: they tend to bring the same
traditions, attitudes and behavior that made their places of origin a
shithole in the first place.


*cough* a lot of the Somalis *cough*

Like the recent "Burlington, VT resident" who attacked an elderly woman who was serving food to the homeless - nearly killed her with a machete. Does that sound like your typical woodchuck?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (W+vEI)

292 I would have tried to talk him out of it.

Delays are longer after a suicide.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (a36X1)

293 No bad batch at all. Illicit fetanyl produced in China and shipped through Mexico is cheaper than dirt and is showing up in all sorts of illicit drugs (but particularly heroin). It is killing people right and left
---------------

At least one death locally, fentanyl cut with heroin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (y3sT9)

294 286 Haiti is a shithole.

Let Democrats run on letting those dirtbag criminals in and see how they fare
Posted by: Menu at January 11, 2018 06:25 PM (uc45P)



Haiti was merely a corrupt hellhole. And then came the Clintons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (mbhDw)

295 heh - the freakout of the day for the left is looking to be "shithole countries".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)

296 Someone should sue NYC and De Blasio for murders that occur on city property.

Seriously any judge worth his salt should laugh that Climate Change suit out of his courtroom.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (2DOZq)

297 There are only three main ethnicities in the world - Kekistani, Normistani, amd Cuckistani. All other divisions flow from these three.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

298 Why'd those people stop the guy on the subway tracks? Cause they knew the trains would stop moving if one hit him. Duh!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (w+Jhj)

299 I hereby rule that "sh*thole country" immigrants come to the front of the line. Norwegians are banned until the 25th Amendment rids me of this meddlesome president.

Posted by: some 9th Circuit Judge at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (EzdLW)

300 it is funny for liberal to get sadz over shithole countries when they use that term to describe badwhite rural america

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:12 PM (V3U1L)
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Being a New Yorker, he probably got practice using it on American burbs and didn't know you couldn't describe other countries with it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (vDqXW)

301 Hehe CBS News "will not repeat the word Trump use".

Posted by: freaked at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

302 >>>I thought about it a lot when I was getting divorced.

this is funny

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (nBzBk)

303 O11
Electrocution is not pretty, by the way.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

---

I've seen video -- high amperage line for commuter train. Explosive fireball followed by burning, charcoal covered skeleton. Vodka would probably enhance fireball.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (4dWFG)

304 was there someone out there that did not anticipate Trump injecting octanitrocubane into the immigration negotiations?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (GFAq1)

305 Unless white people wake the FUCK up, this country is going to be ruled going to be ruled by people from these shithole countries.

Trumps words should serve as a necessary wake up call.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (AecT0)

306 I seem to remember Ace talking a few months back about how the whole "triggering" and "micro-aggression" thing was actually the opposite of what mental health experts would recommend and the way University students are going about it actually INCREASES their sensitivity to offense while destroying their ability to cope with it. Wish I could find that post, damned relevant with this episode.

That being said, this won't be the last crazy SJW we see. The overlap between the mentally ill and SJWs is getting pretty hard to ignore.

Posted by: Meric1837 at January 11, 2018 06:29 PM (2z+RO)

307 Sundance at the Conservative Tree House is teasing a, "Stunning Development Unfolding," pending some sort of confirmation of an insider's tip.

He'd better give his commentors something soon or their gonna bust something.



Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 06:29 PM (GzDYP)

308 I got five bucks says Trump knew the comment would get out.

Posted by: davidt at January 11, 2018 06:29 PM (FdNEK)

309 oh by the way, the difference between Trump and oprah is that she is fat, black, abused by her relatives, and has less money.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:29 PM (GFAq1)

310 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Moses Sithole at January 11, 2018 06:29 PM (zCyNd)

311 Once again PDT speaks the truth. It's quite refreshing.

Posted by: freaked at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

312 Hook him up with Trigglypuff
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:23 PM (EzdLW)

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*Touches third rail*

Posted by: Guy on train track at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (gC2IV)

313 >>>I got five bucks says Trump knew the comment would get out.


Make it $100. It's a sure thing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (ppaKI)

314 At least one death locally, fentanyl cut with heroin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 06:26 PM (y3sT9)


Not sure why dealers want to kill their customers but they're not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (Enq6K)

315 Nood. Old people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (K2SnJ)

316 There are only three main ethnicities in the world - Kekistani, Normistani, amd Cuckistani. All other divisions flow from these three.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

--You left out Shitholistani.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (PjJn1)

317 305 Unless white people wake the FUCK up, this country is going to be ruled going to be ruled by people from these shithole countries.

Trumps words should serve as a necessary wake up call.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (AecT0)


There are two things here and I think they get at the nub of the pseudo-intellectual and neverTrumper debates about Trump the man as opposed to Trump the president.

In another time and place, I suppose I too might want someone a bit less vulgar. But today, I care not one whit. In fact, I think his coarseness and plain speaking cuts through all the bullshit and underscores the issue.

Shorter Sefton, I approve.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (mbhDw)

318 I would have tried to talk him out of it too, his bottle of vodka I mean.

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (EaQ6/)

319 Science fiction has it right.Let's colonize mars with all those who hate it here?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (YOHxA)

320 Shithole countries - mostly located below the equator. Some exceptions to the rule.

Archer, helping libs understand common knowledge. Thank you.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (gbWkA)

321 Rickl, it too cloudy here to see the launch here today. But I hope to see video.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)

322 Being a New Yorker, he probably got practice using it on American burbs and didn't know you couldn't describe other countries with it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (vDqXW)


I would be surprised at Trump using that phrase about the suburbs. He's traveled too much. There are bad parts of NJ and PA and NY but it's not like Westchester NY or Basking Ridge NJ-where his golf course is, I believe, are shitholes

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (8+Ozj)

323 "On old Brooklyn, the tough kids who we called "the
hitters" (pronounced "Hittiz" in Brooklynese) used to put like a half
bottle of aspirin in a can of Coke and chug it.



What the hell did that do?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

A good job of getting rid of a headache?

That's why I always took a Goody's powder for headache. Aspirin with lots of caffeine.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (w+Jhj)

324 311 Once again PDT speaks the truth. It's quite refreshing.
Posted by: freaked at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (UdKB7)


Yep. He didn't say anything that millions of ordinary Americans haven't been saying for years.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

325 I got five bucks says Trump knew the comment would get out.

Why would he want it to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (8+Ozj)

326 I still don't understand why we haven't annexed Mexico, killed every motherfucker associated with the drug and human trafficking trade, and exploited their natural resources like a Hollywood producer auditioning budding, young actresses.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (bJ0w+)

327 I've seen video -- high amperage line for commuter train. Explosive
fireball followed by burning, charcoal covered skeleton. Vodka would
probably enhance fireball.

Reminds me of that old film of an elephant tied down and electrocuted to show the power of electricity. Was that in NY or a World's Fair demo?

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (nisXv)

328 Yes, just learned this recently - a big thing among young rappers, who are then glorifying it in their songs. Just weird.



Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:22 PM


Rappers? LOL... nothing says flashy and top shelf like Xanax! Idiots. FFS get some self respect. Die in a pool of heroin and Jack Daniels induced vomit like a real muso.

Posted by: otho at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (qGuLD)

329 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

Posted by: Outlaw_wizard at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (4tG7v)

330 Even if PDT did not say that, he probably read it on a tweet and said to his media peeps, "Yeah. I'll take that!"

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (GzDYP)

331 sure Trump wanted it to get out, it is a negotiating tactic. Everyone that voted with him agrees and it blows up the shitty bill there were going to give him.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (GFAq1)

332
Not sure why dealers want to kill their customers but they're not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (Enq6K)

I think they are even having an "oh shit" moment... narcan is beginning to be stolen and distributed along with street drugs so their dumbass customers don't kill themselves.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (FTXAT)

333 He was on the B and D tracks? Someone should have traded his vodka for a Bag of Dicks.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (31RWj)

334 The Earth rotates at about 1,040 mph. That's about 60% the speed of your typical bullet after it shoots out of the muzzle.
This inertia slightly flattens the planet's poles and causes a bulge of rock around the equator.
Due
to global warming and the melting of glaciers (and less weight pushing
down on the crust), scientists think that bulge is now growing.
A myth within a mythbuster!


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

Stupid fuckers can't even get their terminology right. The earth does not rotate at 1040 mph. It does not rotate at any speed expressed in mph. Or furlongs per fortnight, either. It rotates at 15 degrees per hour, or 2 pi radians per day.
Now the peripheral velocity at the Equator might be 1040 mph, but the peripheral velocity at the North Pole is zero. Dumbfucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (sD2WN)

335 somebody probably already said this, but I'm loving the headline in the banner at the link:

"Maniac who threatened suicide on subway tracks was also 'pigeon vampire'"

Posted by: barbarausa at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (ru28e)

336 still don't understand why we haven't annexed Mexico, killed every motherfucker associated with the drug and human trafficking trade, and exploited their natural resources like a Hollywood producer auditioning budding, young actresses.
Posted by: Fritz at January




you should look up trump's shithole comment. the value of the land is less than the cost of the mexicans that come with it. would be like a big puerto rico without the water barrier.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (GFAq1)

337 Isn't this the 2nd Stelter story in a row?

Posted by: George LeS at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (+TcCF)

338 252 Yeah, I know all that. I'm just wondering wth he said 'bad batch'...

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Enq6K)

Blaming anybody but his kid.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:21 PM (FTXAT)

To be fair, just taking a xanax isn't going to kill you all things being equal.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

339 I'm sorry what do white people have to with the magic soil of america where everyone outside the USA is just like us and wants to be like us once they step foot here? We're a proposition nation, you know.

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:40 PM (V3U1L)

340 I'll bet that Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh of the Army Corps of Engineers is feeling mighty good of late.

payback's a bitch and a lot of fun to watch.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (YOHxA)

341 To be fair, just taking a xanax isn't going to kill you all things being equal.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

Taking any illicit drug is stupid even if someone tells you it is "just Xanex".

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (FTXAT)

342 Weary Commuters
Beg the Agitated Man
"Don't delay our train!"

Messy suicides
Major investigations
We'll be here all night!

Posted by: Haiku Guy at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (N+zBw)

343 There was a young man from New York,
Who had all the brains of a Spork.
He chugged Value-Rite,
And held that rail tight,
Now the largest bit is a Quark!

Posted by: Haiku Guy at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (N+zBw)

344 As the Trump admin and your precious majorities are being frittered away into nothing, I guess you scum have to grasp at whatever you can get, huh?

See you in the mid-terms, scum.

Can't wait for all you old white people to die.

Posted by: Fuck You at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (BVANQ)

345 This site has to have the most limerick writers around

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (aC6Sd)

346 Sad thing is every Leftist wants every Mexican here if they can get here.

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (aC6Sd)

347 Sepuku is very honorable. Why would they want to deny him his honor? Probably Russian interference.

Posted by: Robert17 at January 11, 2018 07:14 PM (19WHj)

348 As someone that has experience dealing with the aftermath of family suicides, I have no sympathy for anyone that tries. 2 uncles and a baby brother taught me that. fvck em

Posted by: Mr something or other at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (GWVcB)

349 We am.

Posted by: Kid Tyrone at January 11, 2018 08:50 PM (1mjFL)

350 It's New York. They didn't want him to do it because it would have tied up the subway and made them late.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at January 11, 2018 09:19 PM (SE87h)

351 "QuOrk."

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 11, 2018 09:44 PM (w7U7L)

352 Think of it as evolution in action.

Posted by: jimf at January 12, 2018 08:26 AM (OtQXp)

353 Poor baby! Now we have to provide him with shelter, food, clothing, spending money, and send him to rehab so he can convince him he actually wants to live. Oh, and by the way, you need to pay for it. My virtue covers my need to pay the taxes needed to turn his life around. Hopefully, he'll go to college and become a wealthy rapper.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 12, 2018 01:54 PM (IEkX3)

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