Alleged "Comedian" Chelsea Handler, Who Totally Didn't Get Work Just to Fill An Affirmative Action Box: Hey, Lindsey Graham is a Homo or Something

Professional comedian. I don't mind the homophobia, God knows, but of course this license to gay-bait extends only to the alleged Lovers of Gays.

And I object to the fact that this is really shit material. Not even amateur level --
no actual talent at all here.



Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM




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1 Just a sip...

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (q177U)

2 Whoa too Fook
Who knew no tolerance ?

Posted by: OWELL IAN at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (S1WrL)

3 Will she walk the plank too?

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (6dFYM)

4 She's a comedian? Who knew?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (2sCft)

5 Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

++++

So what's the latest state of play on twitter. Could you tweet the above in response to her tweet about Graham, or would that get you banned or put on a timeout, or whatever twitter does to punish people these days?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)

6
At least Amy Schumer has the good sense to steal funny jokes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

7 Why is she so homophobic
gay-shaming ms lindsay

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 11, 2018 07:14 PM (hMwEB)

8 Chelsea Handler gives a bad name to vodka drinkers

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (PjJn1)

9 "My Horizontal Life"
-Chelsea Handler

For reelz, it's a book.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (ty7RM)

10 Her GAYDAR is fine tuned.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (r9UYA)

11 Gay-shaming the Grahamaphrodite?

That's deplorable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (ul9CR)

12
remember ELAINE BOOZLER?


Even she was funnier than this cunt.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (dJIuC)

13
Of course she would treat Milo Yiannopoulos with respect and courtesy.

She needs a one way ticket on Aerolineas Pinochet right into the heart of Tahrir Square, circa 2010.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

14 Yeah, we'd totes love to bring your show back but....ummm....we gotta leave room for stuff like.....ummmm....MANIMAL! Yeah, and, ummm....Cop Rock, stuff like that too! No hard feelings?

Posted by: Netflix execs at January 11, 2018 07:16 PM (mE2xM)

15 Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

Posted by: Ace

Yes.

Posted by: golfman at January 11, 2018 07:16 PM (48QDY)

16 Damn, I got willowed!

So:

Since it's my birthday, I thought I'd share a whimsical song I just purchased:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG6_QNbpSoE

Have a goodnight folks, annnnnd Hillary Clinton will never be president!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 11, 2018 07:16 PM (2X7pN)

17 The "politically correct" way to bash gay people. Way to go, Chelsea. :-P

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

18 Cheslea Hamburglar

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (rv0Fo)

19 I wouldn't handle 'er.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (YOHxA)

20 So with a name like 'Chelsea,' she's really a dude, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

21 I never understood why anyone thought she was funny. Does she currently have a job, or is shit-twittering Trump her full-time gig now?

Spain is calling, gay-shamer.

Posted by: Gem at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (XoAz8)

22 18 Cheslea Hamburglar
Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (rv0Fo)


If the first lady of your country is Chelsea Handler...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

23 Chelz drawing from the Grossie O'Donnell school of comedy.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (PjJn1)

24 At least Amy Schumer has the good sense to steal funny jokes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (mE2xM)

25 I would like to eat a bushel of asparagus and then pee on her.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (r9UYA)

26 Her Twitter was hacked.

BY VIC!!!

Posted by: golfman at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (48QDY)

27 Talk about shithole comedy.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (L9uv7)

28 *facepalm*


such typical garbage-wagon bool$#1t, the only thing funny about her, or this, is the bizarro - world stereotype RWNJ that lives rent free in these people's heads.
To call them pathetic would be an undeserved compliment.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (oVWx5)

29
Wait a minute.

I think she's confusing Lindsey for being a Democrat.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (dJIuC)

30 I'm with Chelsea on this one.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (4e+hS)

31 Hey! She's stealing our gig

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (aC6Sd)

32 Bringing the Delta IV link to yet another thread. After two terminal count aborts, they still haven't given up for tonight. The launch window ends at 8:00 pm EST, 5:00 pm PST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCjIaCBldY

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

33 This place is like a sack of ferrets, always jumping around from post to post like a midget melee. I just got willowed for the umpteenth time. My mistake is that I always read all the comments, and usually read the posts first. I am obviously not well suited to being a Moron, or to put it another way, apparently I am a moron. Anyone who wants here to win has to do like I am doing right now, which is to jump on a Nood like a mongoose on a cobra and go OT while hitting refresh like Joe Palooka on crack.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (md3fh)

34 sounds indistinguishable from the sub-simian rantings found on any other random twitter account.

And this is supposed to be a professional comedian and comedy writer?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (T28di)

35 Don't think this is a great country? This unproductive and vapid drunk is worth millions.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (ppaKI)

36 There seem to be a lot of comedians around who aren't actually funny. Why would that be?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (nBr1j)

37 30 I'm with Chelsea on this one.

Well, yeah. But she should have come to the Horde for Graham-gay jokes. You gotta know where to steal your material.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (ul9CR)

38 And what's the deal with the dick sucking?

Posted by: Correction by: Jerry Seinfeld School of Proper Comedy at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (A3b6q)

39 No one gets to talk about Ms Lindsey and gets away with that

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (aC6Sd)

40 Chelsea Handler has busted so many nuts in the guild they call her "The Squirrel."

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (bJ0w+)

41 http://bit.ly/2AR6XKa

President Trump Unleashes Fury on FBI Agent Peter Strzok Accuses Strzok of Treason!

MSM & NeverTrumpers are going to Strzok out

WILLOWED!

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (y3aQB)

42 Does she have any T & A pics, anything that can redeem her? Does she like gimp outfits?

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (6dFYM)

43 This must really hurt John McCain.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (r9UYA)

44 "Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?"

Reminds one of the lyrics to 'Don't Tell Scotty' by Lustra.

Posted by: socalcon at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)

45 and usually read the posts first.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (md3fh)

Yeah. Just the tip too.

Posted by: golfman at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (48QDY)

46 I fucked Chelsea Handler

Posted by: The Couch at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (PjJn1)

47 41 http://bit.ly/2AR6XKa

President Trump Unleashes Fury on FBI Agent Peter Strzok Accuses Strzok of Treason!

MSM & NeverTrumpers are going to Strzok out

WILLOWED!
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (y3aQB)


Treason? Whoa!!!!1 Not. Tired. Of. Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

48 At least I have the good sense to steal funny jokes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (A3b6q)

49 Lovely woman. Cannot imagine why she's not married. Her twitter prose are just like reading Jane Austin.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (N3JsI)

50 Her mind is as barren as her fibroided, abortion-scarred uterus.

Posted by: trev006 at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (jRA31)

51 Miss Lindsey is gayer than a Village People concert in the Castro District, but that's hardly the point.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

52 >>42 Does she have any T & A pics, anything that can redeem her? Does she like gimp outfits?

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (6dFYM)

She likes being peed on, if you're into that.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (r9UYA)

53 46 I fucked Chelsea Handler
Posted by: The Couch at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (PjJn1)


And she swallows foam and tacks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

54 Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

See!!

That's why we come here, for just that kind of concise political commentary.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (R5lpX)

55 I've nothing against bashing Lindsey Graham, and maybe this will encourage some men to come forward and relate how he molested them in the past.

Then SC could get rid of him and elect a real conservative. In MN it wouldn't make a difference. In SC, it may well make a difference.

If Handler ends up being an instrument of change for the better, good on her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (/qEW2)

56 Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM

This is an insult to sex care providers everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (K2SnJ)

57

Jocko Homo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (IqV8l)

58 she is a low iq simpleton but she nailed this one

Posted by: me at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (oZM/7)

59 She gives surly overweight unfunny depressed lesbian comedians a bad name.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (rv0Fo)

60 And if I say this, I'm banned for life.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (xMlQ+)

61 47. Good, good stuff. Not much longer until we hear him humming 'Start Up the Rotors.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

62 Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (r9UYA)

She loves to get banged by rappers

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (y3aQB)

63 In all love, Lindsey, why would a cocksucking bastard like you be in a meeting with that hockey puck?

I kid, I KID!

Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (A3b6q)

64 25 I would like to eat a bushel of asparagus and then pee on her.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (r9UYA)


Dear Lord, I'd get a gout attack that would kill me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (mbhDw)

65 Posted by: trev006 at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (jRA31)

I like you.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (rv0Fo)

66 Since it's my birthday, I thought I'd share a whimsical song I just purchased:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG6_QNbpSoE


I'd put my recognition rate at about 65-70%. The human male is exquisitely tuned to recognize the faces of beautiful wimminz.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (LAe3v)

67 Since I have zero interest in pop culture, I have no idea who this Chelsea Handler person is. I know about Chelsea Clinton, so is this her handler? Seems likely that she would need one.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (md3fh)

68 These kinds of insinuations drive me crazy! And I will thoroughly respond to this just as soon as I get back from the bathhouse!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (mE2xM)

69 She needs a date with Lena Dunham. Her BF left and she's lonely.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (6dFYM)

70 Chelsea Handler has eaten more dicks than JFK's secretary.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (PjJn1)

71 hello!

my hope is handler loses more 'fans' because those lefties really hate homophobia. and she's acting pretty homohating.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (i2trk)

72 Isn't it well established Chelsea Handler got her big "break" by fucking her boss that was the NBC Broadcasting chairman?

I mean even before she got political she was largely dismissed because everyone in Tinseltown knew.

Posted by: Apache at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (uc45P)

73 Bad career move.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (bc2Lc)

74 Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

-------------

Please tell me you twatted that to her. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (gC2IV)

75 62 Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:21 PM (r9UYA)

She loves to get banged by rappers
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:23 PM (y3aQB)


Except the h8trz who refuse to kiss trannies what gobble penis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (mbhDw)

76 I do believe she was in the movies.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (ZuGkg)

77 You think having a doctor tell you you have STDs is bad?

Chelsea's dentist told her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (ul9CR)

78 And she swallows foam and tacks.

--

You made me remember this show where people ate bizarre things, like glass and Comet cleanser. One chick ate couches. She'd tear into the fabric and pull out pieces of foam to eat.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (mQ0Mc)

79 >>>She needs a date with Lena Dunham. Her BF left and she's lonely.


Yeah, I heard he regained his vision and sense of smell.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 11, 2018 07:25 PM (ppaKI)

80 Everybody is stealing from the HQ nowadays!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2018 07:25 PM (QCX64)

81 12
remember ELAINE BOOZLER?


Even she was funnier than this cunt.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (dJIuC)

Margaret Cho.

Paula Poundstone

Fanny Flag

Margaret Thatcher

Eve Braun

All funnier

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:25 PM (A3b6q)

82 Rich Zeoli on the radio was wondering when her Twitter account would be yanked, any conservative he thought would have had it pulled in a hour.

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 07:25 PM (aC6Sd)

83 Something tells me that Chelsea knows a thing or two about dick sucking videos.....

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (Enq6K)

84 55 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (/qEW2)

Vic and other SCer's have told us that the system is such that it's difficult for anyone other than a RINO like him to get elected. The Dems always sabotage the primaries, which are open IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

85 BTW, was it not a meeting but a "meeting"? It reads like someone's not too bright as well.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (QCX64)

86 Shadow Bans for thee, but not for me.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (ppaKI)

87 Thanks, mega. You should like me, I have my moments. *smile*

Posted by: trev006 at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (jRA31)

88 If Miss Lindsey came out, it would be as shocking as Shep! announcing he's gay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

89 well, you do have to give her props, if someone knows about sex tapes it is handler. she plays hers at parties.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (GFAq1)

90 If your country promotes a Chelsea Handler - shithole

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (r9UYA)

91 Twit-her is to our times as Bedlam was to Victorian England. Except for Trump, of course. He must be the guy in charge of the asylum.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (md3fh)

92 59 She gives surly overweight unfunny depressed lesbian female comedians a bad name.
Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (rv0Fo)

{edited for brevity}

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (T28di)

93 Now targeting the end of the launch window, 7:59 EST or 4:59 PST.

That's a last ditch effort before they have to scrub for today, but there have been successful launches under those conditions.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

94 Not even amateur level

At least 3 ranks below Moronic.

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (FhXTo)

95 32 Bringing the Delta IV link to yet another thread. After two terminal count aborts, they still haven't given up for tonight. The launch window ends at 8:00 pm EST, 5:00 pm PST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCjIaCBldY
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:18 PM (sdi6R)


Thanks, rickl. Sounds like they're now aiming right for 7:59 EST.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (NL6wI)

96 Shithole comedian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (+y/Ru)

97 78 One chick ate couches. She'd tear into the fabric and pull out pieces of foam to eat.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (mQ0Mc)


Are you old enough to remember the late great wrestler George "the Animal" Steele?" His signature schtick was eating the turnbuckle.

Passed away last year and in real life was a humanitarian and decent guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (mbhDw)

98 What exactly did Graham say to cheese off Handler?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (/qEW2)

99 Can't really get too worked up when I can picture Ms. Lindsey teaching BJs like Andy Dick's character in Old School.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (mE2xM)

100 Missed it by --> <-- that much!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (NL6wI)

101 88 If Miss Lindsey came out, it would be as shocking as Shep! announcing he's gay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:26 PM (ptqGC)


Or like Barry Manilow last year, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

102 Oh, and the JFK crack was meant to be a double pun, for astute Morons. :-)

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (PjJn1)

103 I would never eat a couch unless I had a bottle of catsup. And some horseradish. And maybe a lot of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (md3fh)

104 Anyone here from a shithole country?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

105 98 What exactly did Graham say to cheese off Handler?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 07:27 PM (/qEW2)


Nothing. Just being Republican = NSDAP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

106 What exactly did Graham say to cheese off Handler?

They showed up at a party in the same dress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

107 104 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)


Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

108 Never eat what you fuck.

Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (+lOpA)

109 Mental exercise: Let's say Larry the Cable Guy does this to whoever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (LV3VM)

110 okay now that we are over 100 comments, OT, Fiat Chrysler the latest to announce bonus and new hires. But according to Pelosi, this is all pathetic.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (a0IVu)

111 I'm trying to get my blood pressure back to normal after watching a female Obama scrunt defending/lying about Barry giving a heads up to Iran about Israel's plans to take out a terrorist leader.

There was a former American soldier to rebut her, who lost part of his face, as well as a buddy, to an Iranian IED.

Scrunt had no f***s to give.

I was literally yelling at the TV (while husband I were eating dinner).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

112 >>98 What exactly did Graham say to cheese off Handler?

She saw him yucking it up with PDT.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (r9UYA)

113 they are driving themselves to madness

i love it

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (nBzBk)

114 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE A GAY JOKE AND SHE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (wf3RQ)

115 Anyone here from a shithole country?

No, we have The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (LV3VM)

116 81 Hey! Why's my name missing from that list?

Posted by: Judy Tenuta at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (mE2xM)

117 78 One chick ate couches. She'd tear into the fabric and pull out pieces of foam to eat.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (mQ0Mc)


I hope that poor girl eventually got the help she so desperately needed.

Posted by: couch fucker at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (NL6wI)

118 Chelsea, you better be careful. You are a white chick. You are not untouchable.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (BHMfA)

119 It's almost like they know it's shameful and not something to be proud of.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (ks6bw)

120 111 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)


Was it assistant crack whore Samantha Power? Susan Rice? PsJen Psaki?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

121 Pelosi knows pathetic. After all, she must look in the mirror every day in order to get her facial expressions twisted into that expression of empty Doe!ness.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (md3fh)

122 Don't think this is a great country? This unproductive and vapid drunk is worth millions.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Heh.

She is a Canadian just like Emma Loop. They come down here from the Great White North, and trade in their touques and back bacon for Birkenstock sandles and bottle of Perrier, and all of a sudden, they're rich poopers.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (S6Pax)

123 41 http://bit.ly/2AR6XKa

President Trump Unleashes Fury on FBI Agent Peter Strzok Accuses Strzok of Treason!

MSM & NeverTrumpers are going to Strzok out

WILLOWED!
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (y3aQB)

It's probably not treason under the federal criminal statute. Seditious conspiracy or insurrection perhaps. But it's treason in the broader dictionary sense of the word.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

124 I'm hardly concerned about a slight to Graham, but I want to see this no-talent broken by the same wheel she'd unleash on others.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

125 PsJen Psaki?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (mbhDw)


Hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (Enq6K)

126 Chelsea Handler, isn't she that ex-military guy caught up in wikileaks and had his wanker cut off on purpose?

Posted by: gNewt at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (pDxGB)

127 Considering this and the fact the confirmation that Twitter has been rather shadowbanning non-Progressives for a while, just drop it a move to GAB.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (q6jjE)

128 Well Chelsea's website talks about her psychiatrist who helped put her life together. So she's got a screw or two loose.

As for whether she gets a "head" on her knees, or works as a mattress back, or maybe as the bottom of a three way sandwich--who knows. I thought all these liberals were in love with not only the gay community but all 32 flavors of sexual identity.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (Sda6L)

129 Don't misunderstand. Their perversion is no worse than anyone else's. Making it your identity is the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ks6bw)

130 110 okay now that we are over 100 comments, OT, Fiat Chrysler the latest to announce bonus and new hires. But according to Pelosi, this is all pathetic.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (a0IVu)


PDT needs to respond to her. Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

131
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS A HOMO AND HAS A BIG CLOSET

Posted by: Ben Rothleisberger at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (r+sAi)

132 an ice storm today while I was at work froze my truck doors shut, and then, when I arrived home, my front door to my house was also frozen shut.

I had to bash in the thumb press part of the handle to the storm door with a cement block.

THEN it opened says ME.

heh

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (i2trk)

133 113 they are driving themselves to madness

i love it
Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (nBzBk)


It's walking distance.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

134 116 81 Hey! Why's my name missing from that list?
Posted by: Judy Tenuta at January 11, 2018 07:30 PM (mE2xM)

Yes. Much funnier. More annoying, but still much, much funnier.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (A3b6q)

135 123. Loitering with intent and damage to police property (three nightsticks shattered on his extremities).

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (fA1SL)

136 ""Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?""


My guess is any position they wanted her in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (aMlLZ)

137 Adolph had to have a gun to his head before he'd marry me!

- Comedian Eva Braun

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (+y/Ru)

138 Chelsea, you better be careful. You are a white chick. You are not untouchable.
Posted by: katya the designated driver

She's covered with black and blue marks, from guys touching her with ten foot poles.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

139 To be clear-no female has ever accused me, or provided evidence or first hand account, that I have ever engaged any sexual harassment. Or sex.

Posted by: Sen. Lindsey Graham "AKA Chelsea" at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (zCyNd)

140 Well, let's think about this.

Strzok quite clearly violated his oath to protect the Constitution. So...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (LV3VM)

141 133. Less than 10 miles.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (fA1SL)

142
But according to Pelosi, this is all pathetic.

Crumbs!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (dJIuC)

143 Was it assistant crack whore Samantha Power? Susan Rice? PsJen Psaki?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (mbhDw)


No. It was an unblinking, frozen-faced underling I've never heard of. Smug as hell. The soldier said what Obama had done was "treason."


I did love Martha showing that Vietor douche a couple of years ago, calling Bret Baier "dude."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

144 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

--I'm 1/4 Mexican

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)

145 I used to like her. Hell, even thought she was funny. Now.. I want to shove my fist in her face. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (dUJdY)

146 Will Graham lay face down in the dirt crying over McCain's grave?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (r9UYA)

147 Back or knees?


Why not both?

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (G3wr1)

148 Ace, are you aware the Ms. Handler has a book out there entitled "My Horizontal Life" and that is about all the celebrities she banged to get where she is today?

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (v3DL/)

149 132 an ice storm today while I was at work froze my truck doors shut, and then, when I arrived home, my front door to my house was also frozen shut.

I had to bash in the thumb press part of the handle to the storm door with a cement block.

THEN it opened says ME.

heh
Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (i2trk)


You said frozen twice.


I do not want to live where you live.

Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (+lOpA)

150 Anyone who wants here to win has to do like I am doing right now, which is to jump on a Nood like a mongoose on a cobra and go OT while hitting refresh like Joe Palooka on crack.

Ha ha

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (q177U)

151 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...

...ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

152 Guess I don't understand all this innuendo about Lindsey Graham. To me he appears to be the epitome of masculinity.

Like Jim J. Bullock.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (mE2xM)

153
remember the PALOMINO! meme?

For a while here a long time ago, you couldn't mention nancy pelosi without saying "palomino!"

I never got that.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (dJIuC)

154 129
Yep
That's why furries are despised, amd rightly so.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (fA1SL)

155 They are not being driven to madness, it's just that the rock has been moved and they are like the horrible creatures that were hiding under it, scuttling in search of another rock to hide under. But Trump keeps moving the rock. Heh. It's like Whack-a-mole, or maybe we could call it Whack-a-Donk.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (md3fh)

156 BEN ROETHLISBERGER

The qb?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (YOHxA)

157 Chelsea Handler makes me miss Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

158 144 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

--I'm 1/4 Mexican
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)


I'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?

Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (+lOpA)

159 143 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

Eight lost years. Eight lost, hellish years...

How you doin'?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (mbhDw)

160 My perversion is kept entirely between me and my ficus.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

161 okay now that we are over 100 comments, OT, Fiat Chrysler the latest to announce bonus and new hires. But according to Pelosi Nanzi Pathelosi, this is all pathetic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

162 Chelsea Handler is overrated.

Posted by: The Commentor Who Always Says That Everone is Overrated. at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (G3wr1)

163 Sock purge

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (+lOpA)

164 I'd put Lindsay Graham's moobehs up against Chelsea Handler's pancake tittehs any day.

What?

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (bJ0w+)

165 158 144 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

--I'm 1/4 Mexican
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)

I'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?
Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (+lOpA)


Anthony Quinn in the house.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (mbhDw)

166
What about Judy Elevenuta?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (mbhDw)

167 146 Will Graham lay face down in the dirt crying over McCain's grave?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (r9UYA)

I never like leaving my friend's behind.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (A3b6q)

168 Chelsea Handler is overrated.

A shithole comedian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

169 Anyone here from a shithole country?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)




Maternal great-granddad came over from Scotland.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

170 Pelosi knows pathetic. After all, she must look in the mirror every day in order to get her facial expressions twisted into that expression of empty Doe!ness.



Doe eyes!!! Hah!!!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (BHMfA)

171 165 158 144 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

--I'm 1/4 Mexican
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)

I'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?
Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM

Several Morons are from New Jersey.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

172 I'm guessing that Chels gets "airtight" quite often.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (YOHxA)

173 BEN ROETHLISBERGER

The qb? <<<<<<<<<<

The Comedian.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (r+sAi)

174 Fiat Chrysler the latest to announce bonus and new hires.

-

Donald Trump is hurting domestic manufacturers!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (ks6bw)

175 I am 100 percent American. Nothing else matters.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (md3fh)

176 LOL @ my Shep Smith sock fail

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (q177U)

177 166
What about Judy Elevenuta?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (mbhDw)


Now I hate u.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 07:38 PM (+lOpA)

178 152 Guess I don't understand all this innuendo about Lindsey Graham. To me he appears to be the epitome of masculinity.

Like Jim J. Bullock.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM (mE2xM)


I think he left out the "i" from his name. And mortadel, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

179 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

I saw that, too. That American hero was much more restrained than I could ever be.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 07:38 PM (GzDYP)

180 'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?

Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM

Which half?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:38 PM (YOHxA)

181 Just another "Chelsea" to hate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 07:38 PM (arhmY)

182 My great grandfather moved from Ireland to Mexico.

(joking)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (ks6bw)

183 I miss Joan Rivers. She once said of the Obamas, we had our first gay president and trannie FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

184 Sock purge

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (+lOpA)

Coup-fourre!

Posted by: Miklos and his box o' socks at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (zCyNd)

185 >>>great wrestler

my favorite was "the crusher"
he looked like popeye

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (nBzBk)

186 Several Morons are from New Jersey.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)


Poor bastards.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (+lOpA)

187 couch, it's nasty here in Illinois in the winter. most of us don't want to live here either

but at least some people in Chicago are complaining about the dogeater's boondoggle, or should I say Obama's presidential museum/park/memorial?

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (i2trk)

188 Lovin donnie two scoops comment on the shithole deal. Who da'f let flake in on that one...come'on guys wtf

Posted by: He's back at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (P1GJy)

189 149 132 an ice storm today while I was at work froze my truck doors shut, and then, when I arrived home, my front door to my house was also frozen shut.

I had to bash in the thumb press part of the handle to the storm door with a cement block.

THEN it opened says ME.

heh



You must live in Iowa.
Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:32 PM (i2trk)

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (BHMfA)

190 Still alive!

And fabulous!

Posted by: Jm J. Bullock at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

191 Scrub for today. They will try again tomorrow.

The latest problem sounds like a valve of some kind.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

192 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q{


Does East St. Louis count?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (W5XHa)

193 Several Morons are from New Jersey.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

Uhhhh..It's not a country. I guess that makes you the moron. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (8+Ozj)

194 172 I'm guessing that Chels gets "airtight" quite often.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (YOHxA)

Sometimes she's an Airtight Downhill Skier.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)

195 while hitting refresh like Joe Palooka on crack.


Joe Palooka no do Crack. Joe drink copious amounts of Valu-rite and fall on face.

Posted by: Joe Palooka at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (R5lpX)

196 184 Sock purge

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (+lOpA)

Coup-fourre!
Posted by: Miklos and his box o' socks at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (zCyNd)


Wait, are you referring to that card game "Mille Bournes?" I loved that when I was a kid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

197 I'd just like to remind everyone that bonuses are more economically effective if they come from a sustainable carrot farm operating on a grant administered by 6,500 bureaucrats in the Department of Education.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (LV3VM)

198 Looking at an Entertainment Weekly article, the pushback on twitter seems fairly mild:

https://tinyurl.com/ydap4ln7

According to Fox, gay orgs are ignoring it:

GLAAD, Human Rights Campaign, National LGBTQ Task Force and a variety of other gay rights organizations have either ignored or declined to comment on Handler's tweet when reached by Fox News.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

199 If LG as assumed is an ass sniffer and dick sipper he should just come out and say it. He would be a historic first open GOP homo senator. You would think he would get nothing but praise.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (asyrG)

200 Or Illinois.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (BHMfA)

201 couch, it's nasty here in Illinois in the winter. most of us don't want to live here either

Even nastier during tax time.
Thanks Mike Madigan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (W5XHa)

202 Wait, are you referring to that card game "Mille Bournes?" I loved that when I was a kid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

I LOVED that game!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

203
I remember the epic battles between the Crusher and Baron Von Roschky (the claw)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (r+sAi)

204 I went to lunch today rather than eating at my desk. Of course someone quickly went to Trump and his emotional tween girl like tweets. I just said I'm not on twitter (true) and "every so often I stumble across some article that the government did something fairly major and I had not heard about it, just stuff about the latest weird tweet from Trump and I think - you media people don't HAVE to always chase that laser pointer"

Best I could do, subtly, very subtly insert into a few brains that the media are very much a pack mentality and don't bother to find and report facts. If I had outed myself as being happy that Trump distracts the loony SJWs in the media while his cabinet are getting things I like done, I would have raised their shields.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (eASYU)

205 192. If ya have to ask if it's a shithole country, it's a shithole country.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)

206 165 158 144 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

--I'm 1/4 Mexican
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)

I'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?
Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM

Several Morons are from New Jersey.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------------------------

That is all troubling but shithole countries are currently limited to Africa and Haiti. El Salvador is knocking on the entry door though. I am sorry but we will need official Presidential proclamation or twit in order to expand the list.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (giT7q)

207 But the big question..............

Will any of Mika's friends say they are embarrassed to have attended a Chelsea Handler show?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2018 07:41 PM (W5XHa)

208 198
GLAAD, Human Rights Campaign, National LGBTQ Task Force and a variety of other gay rights organizations have either ignored or declined to comment on Handler's tweet when reached by Fox News.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (/qEW2)


Which reveals they are sham political organizations that have nothing to do with what they claim to be about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:41 PM (mbhDw)

209 Not all lifelong bachelors are queer, and it is unfair to assume they are. Not all, just maybe some. Perhaps 99 percent, or somewhere in there? Actually, not -- I am a bad person and am flagellating myself as punishment.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (md3fh)

210 One of the things I wish I could erase from my memory is watching the video of Chelsea being literally urinated on off the side of a boat and reveling in it.

But hey, at least she didn't call Haiti a sh**hole in a private meeting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (39g3+)

211 my favorite was "the crusher"

he looked like popeye

The Crusher and The Bruiser, blast from the past.

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (nisXv)

212 Wait, are you referring to that card game "Mille Bournes?" I loved that when I was a kid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

Oui!

Posted by: Miklos, fin de limite at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

213 "I just the video of trumps bipartisan 'meeting' yesterday."

She sounds illiterate.

Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (6RZos)

214 178 Still alive! And yes, you can call me Jm, OR you can call me Jim. But one thing you can NOT call me is late for a sauna with Lindsey Graham!

Posted by: Not a zombie yet Jim (Jm) J. Bullock at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (mE2xM)

215 but at least some people in Chicago are complaining about the dogeater's boondoggle, or should I say Obama's presidential museum/park/memorial?

Don't forget the Womyn's garden!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (W5XHa)

216 194 172 I'm guessing that Chels gets "airtight" quite often.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (YOHxA)

Sometimes she's an Airtight Downhill Skier.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)


Funny. Momma Sefton used to refer to sex as "mattress skiing."

I miss that old lady.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

217 Which reveals they are sham political organizations that have nothing to do with what they claim to be about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:41 PM (mbhDw)

Some gays are more equal than others.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

218 PsJen Psaki?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

====

PS I Luv U

Posted by: Connie Selleca at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (nILVB)

219 Passed away last year and in real life was a humanitarian and decent guy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Also played Tor Johnson in Ed Wood.

And, damn, JJ, you are on a role. I'm still laughing about Senator Gamblepudding

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (+Tibp)

220 Was Handler's comment supposed to be funny? Was she even trying, or she just can't stand Lindsay Graham? I mean if she was trying to be funny..she's pathetic I could do a better job as a comedian and could use the money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (8+Ozj)

221 Can't wait for TuCa tonight. He's apparently gotten under Chrissy Cuomo's skin with his "What the %^*$ is Chris Cuomo saying?" bits.

Chrissy sez TuCa is a "pundit, not a journalist."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

222 165 158 144 Anyone here from a shithole country?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)

--I'm 1/4 Mexican
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)

I'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?
Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM

Several Morons are from New Jersey.


Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)


You mean Nazi jersey...er, New Germany...I mean...yeah ..new jersey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (aMlLZ)

223 I am a bad person and am flagellating myself as punishment.

At least close the door when you feel like doing that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (IcT7t)

224 The Crusher song

https://youtu.be/YvBN3C2wepY

Do the eye gouge you turkey necks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (ks6bw)

225 It's great that we have this kind of live launch coverage today on the internet. Back in the 60s, it was only manned launches that were covered on network TV, and we had to put up with reporters talking over the mission controllers.

They didn't cover satellite launches at all, much less classified payloads.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

226 Just another "Chelsea" to hate.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 07:38 PM (arhmY

--RIDE: Chelsea Girl

https://youtu.be/Hr57egtLAo8

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (PjJn1)

227 i'd enjoy laughing loudly and uproariously at Pelosi's face, in person. She's ridiculous as all get out.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (i2trk)

228 212 Wait, are you referring to that card game "Mille Bournes?" I loved that when I was a kid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

Oui!
Posted by: Miklos, fin de limite at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (zCyNd)


Essence, Rue de Secours, Fin de Vitesse...

I wonder if they still make it or do I have to go to e-bay? Loved the Euro-style graphics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:44 PM (mbhDw)

229 I wonder if they still make it or do I have to go to e-bay? Loved the Euro-style graphics.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:44 PM (mbhDw)

I think you can still get it but they may have "updated" the style. Which is too bad, because the original set had great artwork.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

230 161 okay now that we are over 100 comments, OT, Fiat Chrysler the latest to announce bonus and new hires. But according to Pelosi Nanzi Pathelosi, this is all pathetic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)


Toyota and Mazda to build a $1.6 billion car plant in AL, employing 4000 people.

Damn that Trump!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (ri1Ra)

231 I hereby walk back my nasty remark about bachelors. They are probably all just like Batman or something -- er, oh, wait. There must be a better example but I can't think of it just now.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (md3fh)

232 Eye gouge! lol

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (nisXv)

233 Lindsey should respond to Chelsea in old school Southern form:

"Ms. Handler, I am simply a confirmed bachelor."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

234 ''I miss Joan Rivers. She once said of the Obamas, we had our first gay president and trannie FLOTUS. ''

I miss her too. She was gloriously unPC.

Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (jm1YL)

235 219 Passed away last year and in real life was a humanitarian and decent guy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Also played Tor Johnson in Ed Wood.

And, damn, JJ, you are on a role. I'm still laughing about Senator Gamblepudding
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (+Tibp)


I was reacting to someone else's comment that was basically DiFi saying an extended "throat warbler mangrove" incoherence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

236 Mille Bournes is a fun game, my grandparents had a pack and we used to play that when we visited.

Is there a Chelsea that anyone likes? I mean there must, its not the girl's fault she has that name. But seriously?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+)

237 then, when I arrived home, my front door to my house was also frozen shut.
===

So, did you check the back door?

Posted by: pogomip at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (2jwY6)

238 235
It's what freed the fish, man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)

239 I'm just not sure when this country lost its sense of humor, but it certainly did.

"Humor" is now saying something outrageously mean, and then smiling. Like a snake.

Or, it's humiliating and then, the same thing.

Or, it's just plain stupid, which isn't funny, it's sad.

How in hell did we lose our funny bone?

Carol Burnett and Tim Conway, where are you?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (7UW64)

240 236 Mille Bournes is a fun game, my grandparents had a pack and we used to play that when we visited.

Is there a Chelsea that anyone likes? I mean there must, its not the girl's fault she has that name. But seriously?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+)

Chelsea Clinton
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Manning

I got nothin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

241 Gay people are the salt of the earth, as in salt the earth. NTTAWWT. Just kidding.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (md3fh)

242 Since women outnumber men, I think someone being a bachelor says more about the women than the men.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (YOHxA)

243 dartist, do you remember "Dirty Dusty Rhoades?" I still can hear his raspy voice, and it still makes me smile.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (i2trk)

244 227 i'd enjoy laughing loudly and uproariously at Pelosi's face, in person. She's ridiculous as all get out.
Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (i2trk)


Oh hell yes. You just know that everyone of her "press conferences" are all staged events. Anyone who laughs at her comments or blurts out an "are you fucking kidding me?!" would totally throw her off balance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

245 I think my blood pressure is through the roof right now. I don't know who the twat was on Brett Baer's show, it sounded like the kind of stupid Marie Harf spouts. This chick said the current protests in Iran just go to show how brittle the Iranian regime is and that the nuclear deal didn't help them cash wise like critics claimed it would. She also said the cash the Obama administration gave to the regime didn't do much for the Iranian people. Uh, yeah, that's why they are protesting. The terrorists groups are sure flush with cash. Oh, and didn't the US start noticing an opioid epidemic about the time the Obama administration stopped pursuing Iranian drug dealers? I think I need a drink.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (eIQHF)

246 Okay. I'm going to say something nice about Chelsea Clinton.

Her teeth aren't quite as yellow as Michael Wolff's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

247 Outing homo's is now patriotic again?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (r9UYA)

248 okay now that we are over 100 comments, OT, Fiat Chrysler the latest to announce bonus and new hires. But according to Pelosi Nanzi Pathelosi, this is all pathetic.

See 'Reagan, Ronald, 1980s.'

They will continue saying how bad things are when the economy is going through the roof.

Posted by: Jm J. Bullock at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

249 104 Anyone here from a shithole country?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)


Shitcago.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (E2MJu)

250 Not all old bachelors are queer. Some of us are just old losers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (39g3+)

251 So I'm watching a PBS fundraiser with the Everley Brothers featured, which one was gay?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6Ll1u)

252 220 Was Handler's comment supposed to be funny? Was she even trying, or she just can't stand Lindsay Graham? I mean if she was trying to be funny..she's pathetic I could do a better job as a comedian and could use the money.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (8+Ozj)



She's a no-talent nobody, who tries to get laughs through gratuitous crudity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (ri1Ra)

253 Bent over and with someone else*s dick.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (ETZ19)

254 You'd think with all the money chelsea clinton has available to her, she'd get a better face.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (YOHxA)

255 225 It's great that we have this kind of live launch coverage today on the internet. Back in the 60s, it was only manned launches that were covered on network TV, and we had to put up with reporters talking over the mission controllers.

They didn't cover satellite launches at all, much less classified payloads.
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

Back in the day I loved watching the launches at Vandenberg AFB.

I remembered thinking to myself at the first Minuteman III test launch I saw "This is what WWIII looks like."

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (A3b6q)

256 That is all troubling but shithole countries are currently limited to Africa and Haiti. El Salvador is knocking on the entry door though. I am sorry but we will need official Presidential proclamation or twit in order to expand the list.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (giT7q)

--The 95% of Mexicans who are less white than I am live in a shithole.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (PjJn1)

257 Sundance has posted something. Will someone weed thru his post and give us a summary?

He's great on substance, but his writing style gives me a headache.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (GzDYP)

258
215 but at least some people in Chicago are complaining about the dogeater's boondoggle, or should I say Obama's presidential museum/park/memorial?

Don't forget the Womyn's garden!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (W5XHa


Say "no" to Obama test kitchen, please!

Posted by: Chicago dogs are not food! at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (E2MJu)

259 Boy, this is sure a stupid thread. Who cares about people named Chelsea? What about people named, well, anything else? Can't we spread it around a bit? How about Bob? Oh, hi Bob from NSA, didn't mean you. Ow! Wait, no......

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (md3fh)

260 252 She's a no-talent nobody, who tries to get laughs through gratuitous crudity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (ri1Ra)

I usually only get gratuitous crudites at bar mitzvahs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

261
I think my blood pressure is through the roof right now. I don't know
who the twat was on Brett Baer's show, it sounded like the kind of
stupid Marie Harf spouts. This chick said the current protests in Iran
just go to show how brittle the Iranian regime is and that the nuclear
deal didn't help them cash wise like critics claimed it would. She also
said the cash the Obama administration gave to the regime didn't do much
for the Iranian people. Uh, yeah, that's why they are protesting. The
terrorists groups are sure flush with cash. Oh, and didn't the US start
noticing an opioid epidemic about the time the Obama administration
stopped pursuing Iranian drug dealers? I think I need a drink.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (eIQHF)


Yep. See my post at 111.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

262 250 Not all old bachelors are queer. Some of us are just old losers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (39g3+)

I guess I'm a secondary bachelor, being divorced and single.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

263 She's a no-talent nobody, who tries to get laughs through gratuitous crudity.

Blond Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

264 Liberal Congressman's Gay Son Comes Out...As a Trump-Supporting Republican

-
Son of former Commiefornia congresscritter Mel Levine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)

265
Okay. I'm going to say something nice about Chelsea Clinton.
Her teeth aren't quite as yellow as Michael Wolff's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (ptqGC)




Her chin isn't as weak as Michael Wolff


Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (lKyWE)

266 247 Outing homo's is now patriotic again?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (r9UYA)


Beating them up too. See: Milo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

267 237

I don't have a back door!

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:50 PM (i2trk)

268 Chelsea Clinton seems to be working really hard at looking her best.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (39g3+)

269 263 She's a no-talent nobody, who tries to get laughs through gratuitous crudity.

Blond Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)


Sarah was pretty funny for about 15 minutes.

She was. I swear.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+lOpA)

270 Who told this scrunt that she was funny?

He didn't mean funny haha, he meant, smells funny.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (7UW64)

271 I recall Joan Rivers assessment of Chelsea Handler: "The girl made it on her back fucking the president of E!." She also called her a drunk and a whore.

So she is sure one to disparage sex for power.

Are You There, Chelsea? It's Me Vodka.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (fftfA)

272 Heh, I'm a bachelor too. Of the widower type, and ain't gonna make that mistake again.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (md3fh)

273 Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 07:46 PM (7UW64)

That's a very good way to describe it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (8+Ozj)

274 I submit that Hungary is not a shithole country, although with shithole aspects.

In terms of people, Hungary is particularly noted for providing the US with atomic bomb makers, Nobel prize winners, and Pron babes.

Soros is originally from Slovakia, so that's on them.

Posted by: Miklos, legally present at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)

275 251 So I'm watching a PBS fundraiser with the Everley Brothers featured, which one was gay?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6Ll1u)

The one who's dick tasted like shit.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (A3b6q)

276 Sarah Silverman was kinda funny and she got a lot of mileage out of looking and sounding like a schoolgirl then delivering absolutely filthy, shocking lines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)

277 That is nice dear. Let me know if you become relevant.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (ETZ19)

278 Soros is originally from Slovakia, so that's on them.

Posted by: Miklos, legally present at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)


So is Melania.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

279
Here's Baron von Raschke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyTK5xcVpc

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (r+sAi)

280 I've lived in Juarez.

Certifiably shithole.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (PjJn1)

281 I dont have a back door!

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Oh, you poor dear!

Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (nILVB)

282 Those Polish guys who invented the atomic bomb and so forth were not doing it in Poland. They were Americans. Americans are special. Poland may be a nice place, but it ain't America.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (md3fh)

283 I've been to Malmo.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

284 274 I submit that Hungary is not a shithole country, although with shithole aspects.

In terms of people, Hungary is particularly noted for providing the US with atomic bomb makers, Nobel prize winners, and Pron babes.

Soros is originally from Slovakia, so that's on them.
Posted by: Miklos, legally present at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)


As well as my late mom and her family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

285 Not all lifelong bachelors are queer, and it is unfair to assume they are. Not all, just maybe some. Perhaps 99 percent, or somewhere in there? Actually, not -- I am a bad person and am flagellating myself as punishment.


Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:42 PM (md3fh)


My brother would love to be a bachelor again, he's at his best when he's single, and just works off of his chick rolodex. He's far from gay. I swear he bordered on gigolo the first few years he was out of high school. He would spend entire summers down the jersey shore, and be shacked up with a different chick every week.

I was an alter boy compared to him, and that's saying something. Some dudes just don't want to be nagged. Wake up in the morning free, and hunt at night. I met quite a few like that over the years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (aMlLZ)

286 274. Magyar and Slav nations = not shitholes.

Slavs, as evidence shows, are the master race
Magyars are step-cousins, improved by contact with superior culture and race.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

287 "Humor" is now saying something outrageously mean, and then smiling. Like a snake.


Peppered liberally with junior high bathroom language and f bombs.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (BHMfA)

288 I'd say the % of ace's posts in which I really don't know who the subject is has started to run about 50% (this is a good example).


Which is funny, since a year or two ago, I personally knew or had a direct connection with many of the people he would post about.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

289 See, Sarah Silverman used to look like this:

http://tinyurl.com/ybfkhnzv

With that little girl voice, saying the most outrageously filthy and off color things. It was funny in a sort of "can you believe that" way, and sometimes she was clever, but not very much so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (39g3+)

290 If you live someplace that has the murder capital of the world as a nickname, you might just live in a sh!+ hole

Posted by: Simplemind at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (ZuGkg)

291
I sense an oncoming nood within minutes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (mbhDw)

292 I've lived in Juarez.

Certifiably shithole.
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (PjJn1)

Well yeah, it's right next to El Paso, right?

Posted by: Joe Palooka at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (R5lpX)

293 Melania is from Slovenia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (89T5c)

294 Who cares about people named Chelsea?

I think it's important for people to have kids before they get too old, because over time a lot of potential names for babies get X-ed because you knew an a-hole with that name.

"Chelsea" leaps to mind in that connection. Fortunately, we've had our kids, so no problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (ri1Ra)

295 Jane, I was in the car when I heard the interview. I didn't see it. I was livid. Can no one ask a decent follow up question?! For instance, how much more brittle would the regime be now if they hadn't been given an influx of cash, and doesn't it seem like the Obama administration agreed to prop them up in exchange for a deal on nukes?

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (eIQHF)

296 266 247 Outing homo's is now patriotic again?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (r9UYA)


Beating them up too. See: Milo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

What happened?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

297 That is all troubling but shithole countries are currently limited to Africa and Haiti. El Salvador is knocking on the entry door though.

-
Venezuela is a shithole. North Korea is a shithole. France is an emerging shithole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Most, but not all shithole countries are either on or south of the Tropic of Cancer. It is called that for a reason.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (ETZ19)

299 276 Sarah Silverman was kinda funny and she got a lot of mileage out of looking and sounding like a schoolgirl then delivering absolutely filthy, shocking lines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)


Which isn't funny so much as just sad.

Why do women think they have to go straight to the bottom to be noticed?

Try somebody truly humorous, like Ruth Buzzi, or Golde Hawn, or Carol Burnett. Can you imagine them smutting up the stage for yuks?

Leave the bile and bitterness to the male comics, who eventually pass out of the picture. Dice Clay for one, but others, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)

300 So is Melania.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

--Slovenia, not Slovakia

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (PjJn1)

301 260 252 She's a no-talent nobody, who tries to get laughs through gratuitous crudity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:48 PM (ri1Ra)

I usually only get gratuitous crudites at bar mitzvahs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

I bet you try fill up on the nagilas too.

It's only a song for crying out loud!

"Have a nagila,
Have two nagilas,
have three nagilas,
they are very small. HEY!"

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (A3b6q)

302 INCOMING!!!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (YOHxA)

303 287 "Humor" is now saying something outrageously mean, and then smiling. Like a snake.


Peppered liberally with junior high bathroom language and f bombs.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (BHMfA)


It's the malignant spawn of the Lenny Bruce schtick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (ri1Ra)

304 Not all lifelong bachelors are queer, and it is unfair to assume they are. Not all, just maybe some. Perhaps 99 percent, or somewhere in there? Actually, not -- I am a bad person and am flagellating myself as punishment.
Posted by: Ruthless

My black sheep brother was married for about 15 minutes when he was 30. He swore he'd never marry again and hasn't. He has relationships with women from time to time (including some that I can only conclude are professional).

He is the envy of all his long time married friends.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (+Tibp)

305 By the way, I here that in addition to sledding hill and meeting centers, the Obama library will have the ritual of "Carrousel" for everyone when they reach the age of 30 - they will float around and get vaporized.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (fftfA)

306 Tucker opening with shithole remark

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (PjJn1)

307
So is Melania.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)



--Slovenia, not Slovakia

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (PjJn1)


I stand corrected.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

308 El Paso del Norte

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (i2trk)

309 Wait, are you referring to that card game "Mille Bournes?" I loved that when I was a kid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------

We only got to play Crazy 8's, using homemade cards, cut from discarded Kaboom boxes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (c/EDo)

310 272 Heh, I'm a bachelor too. Of the widower type, and ain't gonna make that mistake again.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (md3fh)

Not a widower but I'll never ever allow someone to have that kind of destructive power over me ever again.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

311 So if you shame a dick sucker, does that get you extra points on Netflix?

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (bJ0w+)

312 296 266 247 Outing homo's is now patriotic again?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:47 PM (r9UYA)


Beating them up too. See: Milo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

What happened?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

Berkeley riots last year. Well, no, he wasn't hurt. But still if they had the chance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

313 Gaslight is on TCM.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (nILVB)

314 309 Wait, are you referring to that card game "Mille Bournes?" I loved that when I was a kid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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We only got to play Crazy 8's, using homemade cards, cut from discarded Kaboom boxes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (c/EDo)

Luxury!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

315 Gang of Six....fuuuuuuuiuiuuuck.

These assholes wont stop until every shithole country's entire populations comes here.

And to hell with Miss Lindsey

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (m2BY2)

316
You hear about this?

President Trump's FCC chief is being harrassed and threatened because of returning the Internet to the way it was in 2015 (before net neutrality).

"Protesters" i.e. terrorists are trespassing onto his property, shouting and taking photos of his little children. Calling him a pedophile.

FCC chief is of Indian descent.

The Leftists are calling him a "dirty Indian" and telling him to "Go Back To Where You Were Born."
He was born in Kansas, btw.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (dJIuC)

317 Joan Rivers' death was a real tragedy. She'd be having a ball right now. Can you imagine what she would have said about the pussy hats and Antifa creeps?

Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

318 313 Gaslight is on TCM.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (nILVB)


Boyer and the Swedish meatball!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (mbhDw)

319 Toyota and Mazda to build a $1.6 billion car plant in AL, employing 4000 people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 07:45 PM (ri1Ra)

Japan does not let US auto companies build there. Not winning.

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (kiSdp)

320 Years ago I was in San Diego for a conference and on a free day my wife and I got on a bus to Tiajuna. We got off, took a look around, and went to wait for the return bus to America. Shithole is a very accurate description, and that was back in the 1970s. Think what it must be like today?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (md3fh)

321 281 I dont have a back door!

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Oh, you poor dear!

Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (nILVB)


Well then, I guess she really is full of shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (7UW64)

322 He is the envy of all his long time married friends.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 11, 2018 07:55 PM (+Tibp)

I'm sure he is.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

323 243
dartist, do you remember "Dirty Dusty Rhoades?" I still can hear his raspy voice, and it still makes me smile.

Oh yeah, and Verne Gagne who body slammed a guy in the old peoples home at age 97. I think he killed the guy too. Who were those 2 blond brothers that coached?

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (nisXv)

324 I had forgotten about Mille Bournes. I played that when I was a kid.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

325 We need a Jeff Foxworthy of shithole countries. If you thinking raping a virgin will cure you of AIDS, you just might live in a ahithole country.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

326 278 Soros is originally from Slovakia, so that's on them.

Posted by: Miklos, legally present at January 11, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)

So is Melania.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

No. Slovenia.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (A3b6q)

327 317 Joan Rivers' death was a real tragedy. She'd be having a ball right now. Can you imagine what she would have said about the pussy hats and Antifa creeps?
Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)


I bet you she'd be proudly MC-ing a Correspondent's dinner or other Trump event.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (mbhDw)

328 There are like 500 female 'comics' whose entire routine is talking about how much they have sex and love sex and love penises and yet don't like men and aren't men awful and my girl bits!

Its like the 500 black 'comics' who would go on Def Comedy jam and their entire routine was "black people be like.... and white people be like.... whaaat??"

It was about as funny as pulling teeth. Good comedians can make you laugh when you aren't drunk and don't anticipate humor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (39g3+)

329
I can't say this enough: The Left doesn't believe a single word they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (dJIuC)

330 Have any of you read her book, "my horizontal life"?

Cliff notes: she was promiscuous when younger, and decided to read about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (F5+ro)

331 Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

332 read = writer

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (F5+ro)

333 You can't call a shithole a shithole cause raaaaacist.

E.g. Baltimore, Detroit, Oakland, Compton etc.

All the shitholes are taken by people of color so that there aren't any left for white people. That's raaaaacist.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (6dFYM)

334 Berkeley riots last year. Well, no, he wasn't hurt. But still if they had the chance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

OK, I thought you were talking about something else I wasn't aware of. But he did get accosted and technically battered at one campus, though not injured.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

335 Tucker's guests lately have been loons who give me a headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

336 320 Years ago I was in San Diego for a conference and on a free day my wife and I got on a bus to Tiajuna. We got off, took a look around, and went to wait for the return bus to America. Shithole is a very accurate description, and that was back in the 1970s. Think what it must be like today?
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (md3fh)


DO NOT GO. Very dangerous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

337 This guy on TuCa is an idiot.... An obama lakey , figures

Posted by: E.T. at January 11, 2018 07:59 PM (P1GJy)

338 If you believe in female genital mutilation, you might live in a shithole country.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (6dFYM)

339 331 Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)


Then please, GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

340 >>>The Crusher song
Do the eye gouge you turkey necks!
Posted by: Moron Robbie

lol
was that him in the beginning?
he had no hair when i saw him, but his arms were just as big.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (nBzBk)

341 Well yeah, it's right next to El Paso, right?
Posted by: Joe Palooka at January 11, 2018 07:54 PM (R5lpX)

--El Paso has a very low murder rate.

One theory is that that's due to high L in the water.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (PjJn1)

342 338 If you believe in female genital mutilation, you might live in a shithole country.
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (6dFYM)


If you perform them...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

343 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

Let Trump buy her a one way ticket.

I have talked to a number of people who left Haiti. They are legal citizens, very hard working, grateful to be here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (8+Ozj)

344 For a man, probably remaining single is a sign of intelligence, or at the least, common sense. I was married for 49 years, and the last 30 my late wife was certifiable, on anti-psychotics and in and out of mental wards. It was not a good place to be. I am very happy in my bachelorhood. Freedom is precious.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (md3fh)

345 Gah. Tucker should just have Mark Steyn on all the time. I cannot stand these idiots like the one on now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

346 As well as my late mom and her family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

Probably worth the occasional Bad Gyorgy.

Posted by: Miklos, legally present at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)

347 ''Gaslight is on TCM.'

Never understood what Ingrid's character saw in Charles Boyer's character. Not my favorite movie.

Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (jm1YL)

348 Honest to God, I don't think I'd heard of this Handler person until about a year ago because, of course, anything anti-Trump gets covered by the MFM. And, again, honest to God, I've yet to hear her say anything funny. She should be sued for misrepresentation.

And to the actual professionals who do comedy, they're kinda takin' it on the chin too since they're in the same category as her. You'd think people who are funny would denounce her for diminishing the art so thoroughly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (H8S+R)

349 We're at a point where a president can say the same stuff every other president has said before them, and now someone runs to tell a reporter about it, off the record, as a rumor, and it gets front page, twitterblasted and an hour of talking heads on CNN.

Its ridiculous. You figure Obama never said anything off color or desparaging about anyone or anything? Clinton never said anything racy or shocking in private? That every one of these reporters didn't go "you're sending me to that s***hole???" when their boss told them to pack?

Its just stupid. And its even more stupid when you realize that 90% of America nodded and went "yeah, they are pretty sh**y"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (39g3+)

350 If the hookers lift their dress to prove their sex, you might live in a shithole country.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (6dFYM)

351 'We only got to play Crazy 8's, using homemade cards, cut from discarded Kaboom boxes.'

All we had in our shithole was shit so we played aa game called "shithole" with the shit.

Posted by: Some guy from a shithole at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

352 Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??

Doesn't she have that choice? Go right ahead. And yeah, Haiti is a shithole.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 08:01 PM (eIQHF)

353 344 For a man, probably remaining single is a sign of intelligence, or at the least, common sense. I was married for 49 years, and the last 30 my late wife was certifiable, on anti-psychotics and in and out of mental wards. It was not a good place to be. I am very happy in my bachelorhood. Freedom is precious.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (md3fh)


I feel for you. On the other hand those in a loveless marriage should just end it ASAP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (mbhDw)

354 If you get a discount on hookers if you hire more than one at a time you might live in a shithole country.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (6dFYM)

355 OK I'll add something just to kick ace's next post into action.


After thorough study a blue-ribbon bipartisan commission was unable to discover any topic which was of less interest to me than Lindsay's personal life.


He's not stupid (though he definitely backs some incredibly stupid policy ideas, esp. WRT immigration).


But his "bigots" comment back in 2006 was one of those special "one strike" atrocities. Anyone who lowers themselves to that level - becoming a Louis Farrakhan-like race-baiter and racist - is simply persona non grata thereafter. They've shown their character, and to some extent their intellectual level.


Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (QDnY+)

356 Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

She got them when she promised to stand up and roll her skirt back down.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (6FqZa)

357 And the people I know from Haiti are people of strong Christian faith. Why can't we have some more of them rather than Muslims who want to kill us?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (8+Ozj)

358 Tucker's guests lately have been loons who give me a headache.

I knew that schtick was going to get tiring in a hurry. And now, some maniac who says ridiculous stuff while I make puzzled faces! Again!

Honest to God, I don't think I'd heard of this Handler person until about a year ago because, of course, anything anti-Trump gets covered by the MFM.

Yeah same boat. A bunch of people I've never heart of sprouted talk shows all about the same time, and for some reason their drivel gets covered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (39g3+)

359 354 If you get a discount on hookers if you hire more than one at a time you might live in a shithole country.
************
word

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (6dFYM)

360 Tucker's guest is a typical Obama stooge

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (PjJn1)

361 I feel for you. On the other hand those in a loveless marriage should just end it ASAP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (mbhDw)

Yeah but if you're the guy, you get financially wrecked.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

362 ''Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here?? ''

That the wonderful thing about America Joan. You do have a choice and perhaps you should put your money where your mouth is and just leave.

Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (jm1YL)

363 Since Comedy has fired her, maybe she could get a job as Chelsea Clinton's bodyguard.

Then she would be Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Handler.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (Ndje9)

364 South Carolina has a gay senator and a black senator.

Goes against the narrative, doesn't it?

Posted by: fluffy at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (cHbmY)

365 Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??


Liars and hypocrites. Everybody know they are so full of crap when they say stupid stuff like that.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 08:04 PM (BHMfA)

366 Had front seats in the early 70's
The Baron and Bobby the brain Henan wrestle Dick the Bruiser and The Crusher

Good times

Posted by: Edd Zachary at January 11, 2018 08:04 PM (yI7Ws)

367 "RAYYYY ciss!"
and
"RAYYYY cizim!"
not to mention
"RAYYYY ciss!"

And in conclusion,

"RAYYYYY cizim!"


Thank you. Where's my check?

Posted by: Democrat Strategist at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (5ng19)

368 And the people I know from Haiti are people of strong Christian faith.

There is a sort of Christian, of whom I met many along the Gulf Coast and Caribbean, who believe strongly that Christians should be charitable.

Towards them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

369 Hey, JJ, there was something about in sickness and in health. I took that oath seriously. In the end she blew her brains out on the patio, and thus gave my freedom. I love her memory, and in particularly in giving me my freedom. Her last words to me were "I love you."

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (md3fh)

370 Had a date once who watched this no talent's hack show while I was at her place.

She had a midget/dwarf thing on her show if I remember right. Nasty to the little man too.

Crappy show but a nice piece of ass date wise.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (EoRCO)

371 361 I feel for you. On the other hand those in a loveless marriage should just end it ASAP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (mbhDw)

Yeah but if you're the guy, you get financially wrecked.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

And worth every penny.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (A3b6q)

372 I wish these Obama stooges would crawl back under the rocks where Barry found them. And he and his angry, America-hating wife can join them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

373 Gah. Tucker should just have Mark Steyn on all the time. I cannot stand these idiots like the one on now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

--It's good to see Tucker having these idiots on screen to educate people

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (PjJn1)

374 If there is a Comet Pizza in your city you might live in a shithole.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:06 PM (6dFYM)

375 Any job she gets is due to her great tits.

Posted by: STL Hawkeye at January 11, 2018 08:06 PM (cUslk)

376 Listening to TuCa's guest explaining why it's racist to call a shithole, a shithole.

The big blinking obvious "You Bet Your Life" sign hanging over this assjack is, Then why push for those illegals to stay here? If Haiti is just as good as anywhere else?

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 11, 2018 08:06 PM (XhbCw)

377 Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (md3fh)


OMG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

378 How come pro wrestling doesn't do 2 out of 3 falls anymore? Neither do UFC like in the old days when you fight to the end?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 08:06 PM (6Ll1u)

379 DO NOT GO. Very dangerous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

Kinda how I feel about Chicago and NYC.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

380 The interesting thing about this is that despite all of liberal virtue-signaling, they take a dim view of homosexuality also, since they hurl it as an insult to those they disagree with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:07 PM (ri1Ra)

381 Dude... Trump has basically backed the left into the position of having to debate the proposition that "Haiti is not a shithole"


Good gravy, it's like watching a cat murder a baby squirrel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:07 PM (T28di)

382 What race is "shithole"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 08:07 PM (arhmY)

383 So... what part of Slovakia is Melania from, anyway?

Posted by: slowontheuptake at January 11, 2018 08:07 PM (WCZIt)

384 Bobby Henan. Wasn't his brother Pretty Boy Henan? Or was that him?

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (nisXv)

385 I remember the epic battles between the Crusher and Baron Von Roschky (the claw)


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 07:40 PM (r+sAi)



Not craw. Craw!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (SiINZ)

386 ''Gaslight is on TCM.'


And CNN. And all the rest.

Posted by: Miklos, legally prescient at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (zCyNd)

387 tcn in ak:

humor died when the list of "things you can't say" got going ... started in 80's, got really noticeable in the late 90's sometime, set in firmly this century.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (oVWx5)

388 watching Tucker.

73% of the illegals from south and central america are on welfare programs.

that's our tax money. The American people who work hard pay our taxes so that illegals can come and take our money and vote socialist.

argh.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (i2trk)

389
If your law enforcement and judges and intelligence agencies are corrupt...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

390 If you hear gunshots and helicopters every day you might live in a shithole.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (6dFYM)

391 379 DO NOT GO. Very dangerous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

Kinda how I feel about Chicago and NYC.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

Except Chicago and NYC don't have a Donkey Show.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (A3b6q)

392 >>>Who were those 2 blond brothers that coached?

there was a tag team of brothers too.
all foxy.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (nBzBk)

393 389
If your law enforcement and judges and intelligence agencies are corrupt...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

Uh oh...

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

394
I liked Mad Dog too with his crazy Tazmanian Devil type antics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

395 Steyn is on

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (PjJn1)

396 Shitholes are brown.

Some people have brown skin.

Therefore the word "shithole" is a racial slur.


Thank ju, main.

Where my check, shithead?

Posted by: Democrat Strategist at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (5ng19)

397 THANK G-D! Mark Steyn coming on as a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

398 OK, everyone needs to read this from the Treehouse.....


https://tinyurl.com/yb8cmyju


Seems there's proof the Obama FBI actually contracted Fusion GPS for their work, from the beginning....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (br2jI)

399 If bin Hiden has taken up residence in your country you might be in a shithole.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (6dFYM)

400 Of course they're shitholes. That's why people are leaving there and sneaking in here. Given enough time, we will become a shithole too.

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)

401 Jane D'oh: "Tucker's guests lately have been loons who give me a headache."

Modern day freak shows is what they are now. Just a bunch of loons being given a stage to perform. And how many times can Tucker the MC parade "The World's Dumbest Person" and still sell tickets?

I tired of the cast of clowns pretty much two weeks into his show and quit watching. I like Carlson, but the "debates" suck brain cells at too alarming a rate. When you've reached twenty nine, you really can't afford to start losing them needlessly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (H8S+R)

402 369 Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (md3fh)

Oh no...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

403 373 Gah. Tucker should just have Mark Steyn on all the time. I cannot stand these idiots like the one on now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:00 PM


Jane, I'm *begging*: Please take over the booker role for his show.

Thankfully Steyn is on now, to sorbet that idiot out of my head.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 11, 2018 08:10 PM (XhbCw)

404 If you live in a country that the left claims is horrible to send you back to from America... you might live in a sh*thole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:10 PM (39g3+)

405 If you get a discount on hookers if you hire more than one at a time you might live in a shithole country.
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:02 PM (6dFYM)

But at least you can cheer for the Red Wings, Tigers and Lions.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 08:10 PM (EoRCO)

406 She had a midget/dwarf thing on her show if I remember right. Nasty to the little man too.

-
Dude, you're supposed to call them "little people" and say they're "alternatively charming".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 08:10 PM (+y/Ru)

407 What race is "shithole"?
===
Muslim, commonly.

Posted by: pogomip at January 11, 2018 08:11 PM (2jwY6)

408 It has almost become so easy to define a shithole as: Is is America? No? Then shithole. The whole world is going down the shitter, and we will follow if we fail to turn it around. MAGA.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:11 PM (md3fh)

409 It angers and saddens me, but I've made the decision not to go into Mexico any more (quite a while ago). But it's important to keep details straight. Tijuana - esp. the primary modern entertainment zone - is hardly dangerous. For one thing, it is reasonably presumed that tons of cartel $$$$ are tied up there (as here, best legit businesses for mobs is hospitality sector). Mafia neighborhoods are safe.


Have a friend who goes down there for dental work - as do many, many people. Lots of Americans live there and commute to SD - that used to be a no-brainer proposition back in the 80s, when TJ was very calm, incredibly cheap for a nice house with an ocean view, and crossing the border was a snap. Now, even with express lanes/express IDs at the border, I wonder. But lots of Americans (non-Mexican descent) still do it; and lots of Mexican-Americans do it, if they have local roots - can't beat the value proposition on cost of living.


Over the holidays the finance chief of Imperial Beach (the town next to the border, on the coast) was kilt (Puerto Vallarta? one of the Pacific resorts). Only info I saw indicated street crime. But one wonders. He lived in TJ and commuted to work. Finance guy. Even though reputedly he was doing a great job helping the city finances, one just has to leave some room for the outlying possibilities here (cartel-related).


Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

410 If you have roaming death squads and your women fuck farm animals to put food on the table, you live in a shithole country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2018 08:11 PM (89T5c)

411 Why They Do Things Like This:

I did a search on "Chelsea Handler Net Worth."
One site says she's worth $25 million. Another site claims she's worth $45 million. Pretty good for somebody with no
visible talent. Instead of studying accordion repair, she made big money as a professional tool.

And she can disregard the widespread nausea that she causes in the population, and only concentrate on the tiny minority who clap her on the back and tell her she's great.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 11, 2018 08:12 PM (EZTfX)

412 331 Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)


I'd rather she lived in Haiti too, so we're in agreement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:12 PM (ri1Ra)

413 "Except Chicago and NYC don't have a Donkey Show.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (A3b6q)"

That advertises, anyway. You just gotta know the right people ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 08:12 PM (oVWx5)

414 Joan Rivers would have made a great guest on TuCa.

Sigh. I miss her. She knew how to deflate a Hollywood ego or twelve.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

415 390 If you hear gunshots and helicopters every day you might live in a shithole.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (6dFYM)

Or an Airborne cavalry training base...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (T28di)

416 THANK G-D! Mark Steyn coming on as a palate cleanser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ha!!! I just called him "sorbet"...Jane, we're having a separated at birth-day.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (XhbCw)

417
Anyone here from a shithole country?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 11, 2018 07:28 PM (giT7q)



Anyone from Norway isn't

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

418 Is Venezuela a shithole yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (arhmY)

419 >>If you have roaming death squads and your women fuck farm animals to put food on the table, you live in a shithole country.



The Farm Animals get a pass, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (HmYuA)

420 Launch is officially scrubbed for today...

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (WrMht)

421 SSBN 656 (boomer guy?), I assume once Fusion's bank records were turned over, the really delicious stuff would come out. Everyone focuses on payments to "journalists" (a legit topic of interest), but seemed to me the real powerful stuff would be any $$$ connection with the FBI or DOJ.

Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (QDnY+)

422 Looks like China launched a rocket at 6:18 pm EST, but there was no live coverage.

India will launch a rocket containing 31 satellites at 10:30 pm EST, if I have my time conversion right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNEcE7-odCo

On Friday SpaceX will try once again for a static test firing of the Falcon Heavy, which was postponed today, and ULA will try again to launch their Delta IV at 4:00 pm EST.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

423 Given enough time, we will become a shithole too.
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)

You got that right, brother!

Posted by: Oakland, CA. at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (wf3RQ)

424 408 It has almost become so easy to define a shithole as: Is is America? No? Then shithole. The whole world is going down the shitter, and we will follow if we fail to turn it around. MAGA.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:11 PM (md3fh)

I tried hard to think of countries to add to the list that you could put with America.

Could only come up with Switzerland.

If I am ever exiled or otherwise deported, make it Switzerland.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (A3b6q)

425 Ha!!! I just called him "sorbet"...Jane, we're having a separated at birth-day.

Someday I hope to have a woman refer to me as a tasty dessert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (39g3+)

426 JJ, I know you did not mean to judge me. What I did was what I did. I would have been much wiser to have split, but I could not do it. On two occasions psychiatrists told me in exactly the same words, wondering why I had stuck around, "People like (my wife) don't have husbands." Perhaps I was a fool, but I sleep well at night. She has been gone for going on eight years and I am enjoying my freedom, her final gift.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (md3fh)

427 I'd rather she lived in Haiti too, so we're in agreement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:12 PM (ri1Ra)

You want to know the real kick in the mish?

I'll betcha dollars to donuts that if she tried, Haiti wouldn't let her.

Yeah, that's right. Literally every other nation on the planet has SOME kind of border control and immigration policy. Except for our dumb asses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (T28di)

428
Launch is officially scrubbed for today...

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (WrMht)


What? What about dinner?

Posted by: J. Sessions, Attornnn...zzzzz at January 11, 2018 08:15 PM (zCyNd)

429 When your country is proud to announce an increase in the total number of its citizens who have access to plumbing, it's a shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

430 there was a tag team of brothers too.
all foxy.

The only brothers I remember are the Von Erichs.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 08:15 PM (eIQHF)

431 Hussein Obama was bound and determined to turn the US into a third world s***hole because Fair.

Thankfully, enough Americans woke up to stop his minion the Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

432 So where did PDT make the s**t-hole comment? I was not around when it came out, and can't find anything about it.

Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (QDnY+)

433 Is Venezuela a shithole yet?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (arhmY)

Ummmmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (EoRCO)

434 Why can't I be a shithole?

Posted by: Detroit at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (arhmY)

435 >>Is Venezuela a shithole yet?


Worse. They ran out of TP like 14 months back.

Now it's a dirty shithole.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:17 PM (HmYuA)

436 So where did PDT make the s**t-hole comment?

We don't know he did.

All we know is that a DEMOCRAT aid was told by someone who was at the meeting -- both people unnamed -- that it happened.

So some guy, told another guy, that they heard something.

Its not even hearsay. Its third hand.

I heard Spicoli pulled a knife on Mr Hand!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:17 PM (39g3+)

437 Fusion-GPS wasn't just supplying the FBI with a dossier. They were a sub contractor and were being allowed (illegally) to access NSA records. Which is what caused NSA Director Rogers to initiate an audit of those "queries" and to stop it and stop all such "queries" permanently.

He also went to Trump Tower and apparently told Trump that they were being monitored. And Trump the next day moved the transition team meetings to a place in New Jersey.

It is becoming more and more apparent even to the FNM that something nasty is/was going on with the Russian Dossier.

Actually DiFi might have helped that view along with her leaking. That may not be what she thought she was doing but even so.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 08:17 PM (YOHxA)

438 434 Why can't I be a shithole?
Posted by: Detroit at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (arhmY)

Oh, you're a shithole, honey, don't worry. You're just not a Shithole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:17 PM (T28di)

439 So I guess the Iran revolts are not a thing anymore?

Done?

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 08:17 PM (+lOpA)

440 The only brothers I remember are the Von Erichs.
Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 08:15 PM (eIQHF)

The Briscoe Brothers......FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 08:17 PM (EoRCO)

441 Venezuela is not a shithole. It passed that level quite some time ago. I don't know what the term is, but it stinks on ice.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (md3fh)

442
So where did PDT make the s**t-hole comment? I was not around when it came out, and can't find anything about it.



Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (QDnY+)


Tune into MSLSD and CNN tomorrow a.m. I'm sure Joe/Mika and Alisyn "mean girl glasses" Camerota and her sidekick Cuomo will be clutching their pearls over it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

443 418 Is Venezuela a shithole yet?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (arhmY)


Only if it improves dramatically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (ri1Ra)

444 So I guess the Iran revolts are not a thing anymore?

If you watch the legacy media, then yes. But they're still going on. Nobody seems to want to report on it. Apparently their police and security forces are disinclined to fight the protesters, and only the Republican Guard are out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (39g3+)

445
Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??
Posted by: Jane D'oh


No, she said she would be unable to choose between Haiti and Norway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)

446 I used to run video camera for the after fight interviews for All Star Wrestling, got to meet Bobby the Brain, Andre the Giant, Verne Gagne, etc. They mostly kept to themselves to stay in character, since the taping took place in a TV studio days after the actual fight, but were presented as if they were offstage back of the ring.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (WrMht)

447 South Carolina has both a Republican homo and black senator. Yeah that goes against the narrative.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (asyrG)

448 441 Venezuela is not a shithole. It passed that level quite some time ago. I don't know what the term is, but it stinks on ice.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (md3fh)

It's graduated to Hell Hole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (K2SnJ)

449 Someday I hope to have a woman refer to me as a tasty dessert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM


Okay...you're cannoli!

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (XhbCw)

450 It's Haiti. He could have said Somalia or whatever but he chose Haiti. The press doesn't want to go there. He prolly has some really good stuff on the Clinton Foundation and Haiti.

It's power politics. He just needs a few dedicated intelligence folks to give the Commander in Chief what he needs. You know, to formulate proper policy of course. National security and all. This is fun.

Posted by: charley horse at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (+kahX)

451 John Derbyshire compared Tucker's weirdest guests to discovering deep sea creatures who are freaks of nature.

He's doing a service to fence sitters.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 08:19 PM (PjJn1)

452 >>> Von Erichs

i think that was them!
i don't go for long hair but these guys were sampson-like

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 08:19 PM (nBzBk)

453 Know who had a house in Haiti? Jacmel, if I remember, with a few other American celebs...


Mike Wallace. Did no "gotcha" interviews with Papa Doc that I recall.

Posted by: Miklos Media, LLC at January 11, 2018 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

454 >>No, she said she would be unable to choose between Haiti and Norway.


I hope she gets cholera.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:19 PM (HmYuA)

455 Thank you Christopher.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

456 Why was Haiti even part of a daca discussion to begin with?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (6fNuk)

457 Is Graham Catholic? Maybe he could become a priest.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (/qEW2)

458 Okay...you're cannoli!

At least if there's a mob hit, they'll take me with em!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (39g3+)

459 Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:16 PM (QDnY+)

What's this all about? Are you transitioning? Does Willow know about this?

Posted by: Emmie at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (/A+Cl)

460 Did I just hear Tucker correctly? Did Joan Walsh say given a choice she'd rather live in Haiti than here??

Posted by: Jane D'oh



No, she said she would be unable to choose between Haiti and Norway.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)


Seriously? By all means, let's set up a GoFundMe and send her ass to Haiti.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

461 there was a tag team of brothers too.

all foxy.





Yes, please.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (5ng19)

462 I tried hard to think of countries to add to the list that you could put with America.

Could only come up with Switzerland.

If I am ever exiled or otherwise deported, make it Switzerland.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (A3b6q)


Japan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (ri1Ra)

463 I hope she gets cholera.

"mmmmm raw water"
--Joan Walsh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (39g3+)

464 Her last words to me were "I love you."

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (md3fh)

Ruthless, I have no words to express my empathy for you and yours. I really am so sorry.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (GzDYP)

465 Chelsea Handler has two tricks...three if we include the donkey.

She has her 'sex' jokes and her 'drunk' jokes.

That's it. If she's told any other kind of joke over the years, I missed it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (xJa6I)

466 Dang. I go to the gym for a couple hours and come home to another MSM end-of-the-world shitstorm because Trump called a shithole a shithole.

Millions will die.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (NbRJx)

467 If you watch the legacy media, then yes. But they're still going on. Nobody seems to want to report on it. Apparently their police and security forces are disinclined to fight the protesters, and only the Republican Guard are out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (39g3+)

Wish this would get more coverage- but this is also a repressive dictatorship/theocracy. Not hard to believe they are clamping down.

Just the kind of people Obama sees as trustworthy and deserving of a fair deal. Kind of goes to show, eh? He was a grand moff shitbird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (K2SnJ)

468 When your country is proud to announce an increase in the total number of its citizens who have access to plumbing, it's a shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

Especially if there was a USAID grant involved.

Posted by: Miklos Media, (Bermuda) at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

469 - One day Trump is managed into working with Congress to sign anything.

- Next Day Trump calls these countries a shithole, and rightfully so.

Damn I love Trump off the Kelly, Javanka, and McMaster's leash. Pure madman.

Posted by: Monk at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (g4lFK)

470 Chelsea Handler couldn't emigrate to Haiti. Because huwhyte.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

471 If I had to live in some other nation besides the USA, it would be either Australia or one of the Eastern European nations (other than Bulgaria). Poland would be nice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (39g3+)

472 Don't feel sorry for me. I am free, I am happy (at least as well as I can), and I lived my life so far in a way I could be proud of. What more could one ask of oneself?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (md3fh)

473 Posted by: F.N.G. at January 11, 2018 07:57 PM (kiSdp)

After all the revealing stories about how parts and materials are not up to standard, maybe it's not a bad thing?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (YOHxA)

474 Dang. I go to the gym for a couple hours and come
home to another MSM end-of-the-world shitstorm because Trump called a
shithole a shithole.

Millions will die.


Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (NbRJx)


We're already in our death throes from the tax reform bill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

475 Later Carlin had a foul mouth and his stuff contained a lot of anger. But a lot of it was very funny. I've nothing against the technique as such.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (/qEW2)

476
"mmmmm raw water"
--Joan Walsh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Haiti could make billions by exporting the stuff to hipsters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

477 Question for the class: what is the common denominator of shitholes?

It's a rhetorical question, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (ri1Ra)

478 471 If I had to live in some other nation besides the USA, it would be either Australia or one of the Eastern European nations (other than Bulgaria). Poland would be nice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (39g3+)


Why Bulgaria?

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (+lOpA)

479 If your contribution to rebuilding your country after a natural disaster is to bitch that the Americans aren't doing enough for you, you might live in a shithole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

480 462 I tried hard to think of countries to add to the list that you could put with America.

Could only come up with Switzerland.

If I am ever exiled or otherwise deported, make it Switzerland.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (A3b6q)

Japan?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (ri1Ra)

Japan is its own reality. I'm not quite ready for that.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (A3b6q)

481 I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if President Trump did refer to nations which every other person on earth (including the people who live there) call crapholes. But we don't now he did. All we know is that someone told someone else who told the press that he said so. That's not even hearsay, its the telephone game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (39g3+)

482 South Carolina has both a Republican homo and black senator. Yeah that goes against the narrative.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 11, 2018 08:18 PM (asyrG)

Bbbbuuttt South Carolina is full of h8rs!

And who is this "Nikki Haley"?

Posted by: the Narrative at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

483 468. Yep. Only thing worse is if PRC did it.

See 'Empire of Dust' for insight into a true shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

484 Pretty Boy "The Brain" Bobby Heenan and Blackjack Lanza. The villains!

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (nisXv)

485 "mmmmm raw water"
--Joan Walsh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Haiti could make billions by exporting the stuff to hipsters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)


"Get yer Ganges River water here! Guaranteed laden up the ass with Vibrio cholerae (if you'll pardon the pun)!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (ri1Ra)

486 That's it. If she's told any other kind of joke over the years, I missed it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (xJa6I)

Standard female comedian. Which is why good female comedians can't get respect.

Just be awful and shitty for the sake of being awful and shitty, but there's no actual comedy or craft, just juvenile button-pushing.

All the big marquee headliney big name female comedians do this. And I hate it.

Nothing wrong with working blue, but there's gotta be actual comedy in there too, not just "tee hee I just said the word penis twice in one sentence!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (T28di)

487 Japan is its own reality. I'm not quite ready for that.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (A3b6q)

Quite lovely though. Also, as you say, strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (K2SnJ)

488 Bulgaria is, according to its neighbors, the stereotype of everything bad people say about eastern european countries. Filthy, slovenly, drunken, filled with criminals, just a dump.

People who have to travel through their carry rolls of cash to pay bribes to the police. Its a godawful place, from what I've read and heard. People talk crap about Romania, but the bulk of their problems are from the Rom -- Gypsies -- and not the Romanian people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (39g3+)

489 If I had to live in some other nation besides the USA, it would be either Australia or one of the Eastern European nations (other than Bulgaria). Poland would be nice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:22 PM (39g3+)

Cambodia....you can live like a king, own people, land and livestock and have neighbors who talk of the good old days when they were the rank and file of the Khmer Rouge, who no one knows about anymore.

And some still speak French.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

490 I've been to most english settled countries and I have to say that out of all of them I would remain here.

They are pleasant and clean and it's nice they speak my language and all but they all have some "quirks" that are just a total turnoff for being a resident.

Nice places to visit but wouldn't want to live there. And a surprising amount don't much like the US.

I thank whatever cosmic lottery put me here.

You should also.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (YOHxA)

491 So is "Holy, fuck fuck" a thing now? 'Cuz if it is, that's amazeballs.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (y+SdL)

492 SSBN 656 (boomer guy?), I assume once Fusion's bank records were turned over, the really delicious stuff would come out. Everyone focuses on payments to "journalists" (a legit topic of interest), but seemed to me the real powerful stuff would be any $$$ connection with the FBI or DOJ.
Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (QDnY+)



I think that's how he came to his conclusions... and yeah, that was my boat....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (br2jI)

493 Hey Rickl let me know when the rocket goes up, it's to cloudy to see from here now.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (6Ll1u)

494
The only brothers I remember are the Von Erichs.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 08:15 PM (eIQHF)



Any relation to Eric Von Zipper?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

495 478. Yeah. Albania? I could understand. But Bulgaria? Hell, it's the myrtle beach of slavistan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (fA1SL)

496 Shithole!

Can't stop laughing. My sides! Just when I don't think Trump can or will go further Trump, we get shithole countries.

Just for that, his presidency has been worth it

Posted by: Monk at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (g4lFK)

497 I did business in Japan. They are racist to the core. They will not allow me or thee to become citizens under any circumstances.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh)

498 Minnesota has become Mogadishu in the snow. One of the saddest things I have watched. All those virtue-signalling Scandi-type idiots using their Farmers Socialist party to demonstrate their 'tolerance'. Bah, I have no patience.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (MIKMs)

499 Japan is its own reality. I'm not quite ready for that.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (A3b6q)


Yeah, it is, but it's in our class, I'd say. I lived there for a while, and while it's weird, it works. In a weird way.

How we beat them I'll never know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (ri1Ra)

500 Fuckin' Gypsies.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (HmYuA)

501 >>> Why Bulgaria?

It's a shithole.

Posted by: fluffy at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (cHbmY)

502 Liz Hurley posted a video of herself dancing on a beach dressed in a pink string bikini.

What? Oh. Yes, media sucks. GOPe sucks even worse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (ylUqT)

503 All the big marquee headliney big name female comedians do this. And I hate it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (T28di)


Nowadays, the biggest thing with female "comediennes" is talking about having dicks. I find it all repulsive. I understand penis envy is a strong thing ... but ... sheesh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (8gDQu)

504 488 Bulgaria is, according to its neighbors, the stereotype of everything bad people say about eastern european countries. Filthy, slovenly, drunken, filled with criminals, just a dump.

People who have to travel through their carry rolls of cash to pay bribes to the police. Its a godawful place, from what I've read and heard. People talk crap about Romania, but the bulk of their problems are from the Rom -- Gypsies -- and not the Romanian people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (39g3+)

There's an old Russian saying:

"If you see a Bulgarian on the street, beat him up.

He'll know why."

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (A3b6q)

505 And who is this "Nikki Haley"?

Posted by: the Narrative
________

I think she's Native American. Not American Native American, but Asian Native American.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (y+SdL)

506 How we beat them I'll never know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (ri1Ra)

They chose poorly and picked the wrong fight with the wrong hombre. Plus, assholes at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (K2SnJ)

507 Albania is the Mexico of Europe.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (HmYuA)

508 486 That's it. If she's told any other kind of joke over the years, I missed it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:21 PM (xJa6I)

Standard female comedian. Which is why good female comedians can't get respect.

Just be awful and shitty for the sake of being awful and shitty, but there's no actual comedy or craft, just juvenile button-pushing.

All the big marquee headliney big name female comedians do this. And I hate it.

Nothing wrong with working blue, but there's gotta be actual comedy in there too, not just "tee hee I just said the word penis twice in one sentence!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:24 PM (T28di)

Iliza Shlesinger can be good. And Paula Poundstone back in the early 90's before she went all drunk and strange. Rita Rudner was wicked funny.

But...yeah. Most would benefit from a 'no sex jokes' rule, just to stimulate their creativity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (xJa6I)

509 The New York Times takes offense at the term "shithole" because those places are where they typically do the majority of their "Save The World" Sally Struthers reporting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (arhmY)

510 500. * fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)

511 what was the name of the wrestler that wore a black hood: Mr. X?

does anyone remember Roseanne Barr's first gig on the Tonight Show? my gah she was good. 'domestic goddess' . . .riding vacuum cleaner. . .the uterus as a tracking device.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (i2trk)

512 493 Hey Rickl let me know when the rocket goes up, it's to cloudy to see from here now.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (6Ll1u)


Last I heard, they will try again tomorrow at 1:00 pm PST.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

513 >>If I had to live in some other nation besides the USA, it would be either Australia or one of the Eastern European nations (other than Bulgaria). Poland would be nice.

1. New Zealand. None of the rest of you would like it so don't bother trying to get ahead of me in line.

2. Way down after that would be Chile.

3. Someplace after that would be Australia.

But really, don't even think about New Zealand. You would hate it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

514 Try to find a non Somali employee at MSP airport. I double dare you.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (TpDdB)

515 507 Albania is the Mexico of Europe.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:27 PM (HmYuA)

What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?
Asking for a friend.
Who fapps.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (xJa6I)

516 People who have to travel through their carry rolls of cash to pay bribes to the police. Its a godawful place, from what I've read and heard. People talk crap about Romania, but the bulk of their problems are from the Rom -- Gypsies -- and not the Romanian people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (39g3+)

Bulgaria is not so bad. Nice, inexpensive stretch of Black Sea coast. Good skiing in winter in the mountains.

And attractive, English speaking young women want to get OUT.

Your play, player.

Posted by: Miklos, wise man of the East at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (zCyNd)

517 497 I did business in Japan. They are racist to the core. They will not allow me or thee to become citizens under any circumstances.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh)


Absolutely. But think about it: do they have a terrorist problem? No. A welfare problem? No. A drug problem? No. A gang problem? OK, yeah, a little bit, with the yakuza, but without the drive-bys etc.

Overall, advantage: Japan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:29 PM (ri1Ra)

518 Bulgaria is, according to its neighbors, the stereotype of everything bad people say about eastern european countries. Filthy, slovenly, drunken, filled with criminals, just a dump.

People who have to travel through their carry rolls of cash to pay bribes to the police.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (39g3+)


Are you sure you're not talking about pretty much all of Central and South America?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 08:29 PM (8gDQu)

519 I have seriously considered moving to Chile. No problem with mobs of shithole escapees there. I still may end up there.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:29 PM (md3fh)

520 Oh there are lots of nice places outside the US. Lots. All have their limits or drawbacks, but many that nobody would ever describe as a s**t-hole.

Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:29 PM (QDnY+)

521 Europe is the Mexico of Europe yjese days.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (TpDdB)

522 Every country is a shithole country except for the U.S.

Deal with it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (EZebt)

523 New Zealand is apparently horrible.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (+lOpA)

524 507. Also true. When we were fighting on the wrong side in Kosovo, we flew aid through Albania. Had to bring in a forklift on one of the transports. There wasn't A SINGLE FUNCTIONING FORKLIFT in that entire shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

525 Hey Chelz, with comedic chops like that, how did you get gigs? Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?"

Funny you should ask that, Ace... a few years ago, when I enjoyed browsing nudie sites like Egotastic, Chelsea Handler pics came up a lot. Apparently, she spends an awful lot of time naked on her show. Emphasis on the word "awful"; even before I knew she's a shrieking left-wing harpy, I just did not find her sexually appealing at all.

She voices the "correct" opinions, and she gets naked a lot. That's apparently all it takes to be a critically-acclaimed comedy star in this Brave New World. You don't even have to look all that good; see Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (wSC8T)

526 420 Launch is officially scrubbed for today...

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (WrMht)


Scrubbed? Like, with BleachBit?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (NL6wI)

527 But really, don't even think about New Zealand. You would hate it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (/tuJf)


The world's biggest HOA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (ri1Ra)

528 >>What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?


Cute until she turns 15 and then is married off to her 56 year old uncle.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:30 PM (HmYuA)

529 Holy crap, batman!

From Conservative Treehouse:

This is snipped, as they say, read the whole thing:


Notice how it was an FBI "private contractor" that was conducting the unauthorized FISA-702 Queries.

We have been tipped off that the contractor in question was, unbelievably, Fusion-GPS.

It is almost certain this early '16 series of FISA-702 compliance violations was the origin of NSA Director Admiral Mike Rogers concern. His discovery becomes the impetus for Director Rogers requesting the 2016 full compliance audit. It appears Fusion-GPS was the sub-contracted user identified in the final FISA ruling.


Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (Enq6K)

530 Japan is great -- if you are Japanese. But if you are not, you are Gai Jin and will always be so. They will treat you with respect (as long as you behave), but never accept you as an equal.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (md3fh)

531 What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?
Asking for a friend.
Who fapps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (xJa6I)

Italian.

Because all their TV comes from Italy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (T28di)

532 So is the Horde consensus that Trump saying shithole countries is a good or bad thing?

Posted by: Monk at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (g4lFK)

533 >>The world's biggest HOA.

Exactly. None of you would like it. At all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

534 Bulgarians can be tough fuckers. Turks too, for that matter.

I don't know where I'd live if not for the USA. I have a good sized gun collection and library and I'm not parting with either.

Maybe Israel, they have hot girls and gun ownership. Life can be rather...stark there, I suppose.

Switzerland, yeah, that's a gimme. Maybe one of the southern cantons where they make good Italian food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (xJa6I)

535 Absolutely. But think about it: do they have a terrorist problem? No. A welfare problem? No. A drug problem? No. A gang problem? OK, yeah, a little bit, with the yakuza, but without the drive-bys etc.

Overall, advantage: Japan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:29 PM (ri1Ra)

Are they making enough little Japanese? No.

Overall, the culture is very healthy and strong. But when young people stop making more young people, your culture has taken a wrong turn somewhere.

It is a weird dichotomy: They are supremely proud of their nation and their society, but they do not have enough confidence to keep having kids? It is strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (K2SnJ)

536 510 500. * fistbump *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)

One would understand if they met one.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (A3b6q)

537 If you annual foreign aid is greater than your GDP year after year, you just might be a shithole.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (NbRJx)

538 --It's good to see Tucker having these idiots on screen to educate people

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 08:05 PM (PjJn1)
*************************************
So true. I scream and yell at the tv whenever he has these loons on, but I am glad he has them on because it showcases how absurd and loony the Left are. We definitely have are work cut out for us to defeat them. If we don't defeat them I can't imagine what this country will be like 10 yrs. from now

Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (PvFoN)

539 I did business in Japan. They are racist to the core.

So what?

They will not allow me or thee to become citizens under any circumstances.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh)


As is their right.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (8gDQu)

540 519. And they still do Prussian parades.

https://youtu.be/ASViZeNnEk0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

541 But really, don't even think about New Zealand. You would hate it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (/tuJf)


My ultra-lefty BiL hopes to retire there and ruin it for everyone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

542 How we beat them I'll never know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (ri1Ra)

Albania was commie, earlier moslem.

So the weather girls are topless, with head scarves.

Posted by: Muezzin Miklos at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (zCyNd)

543 530 Japan is great -- if you are Japanese. But if you are not, you are Gai Jin and will always be so. They will treat you with respect (as long as you behave), but never accept you as an equal.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (md3fh)


Hell, Britain is like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (ri1Ra)

544 Ruthless, I understand. Did you say that you hung in there for 30 years?

Saint status, my friend. I'm pretty sure that you deserve liberation.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (GzDYP)

545 How we beat them I'll never know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (ri1Ra)

Fat man and little boy.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

546 531 What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?
Asking for a friend.
Who fapps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (xJa6I)

Italian.

Because all their TV comes from Italy.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:31 PM (T28di)

I'm in, then.

Er....my friend is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (xJa6I)

547 Posted by: Muezzin Miklos at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (zCyNd)

That didn' t work right.

Posted by: Muezzin Miklos at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (zCyNd)

548 They will not allow me or thee to become citizens under any circumstances.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh)

As is their right.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 08:32 PM (8gDQu)


Yep. In fact, arguably shows that they're not stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (ri1Ra)

549 462 I tried hard to think of countries to add to the list that you could put with America.
Could only come up with Switzerland.
If I am ever exiled or otherwise deported, make it Switzerland.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:14 PM (A3b6q)

Speaking from past experience (like 35 years ago): Australia. I'm sure its changed, but hopefully not too much. Very strict immigration polcies.

Posted by: pogomip at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (2jwY6)

550 Israel would be a good choice, but only if one were Jewish. Switzerland will let you come in -- if you are a multi-millionaire. Otherwise, those two are off limits to most of us, like gated communities.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (md3fh)

551 545 How we beat them I'll never know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (ri1Ra)

Fat man and little boy.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

Logistics, production and they had terrible, terrible infantry tactics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (xJa6I)

552 How we beat them I'll never know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:26 PM (ri1Ra)

Fat man and little boy.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 11, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

Thanks for the shout out!

Posted by: Hungarian Jewish emigre physicists at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (zCyNd)

553 My kid thought she heard us talking about Skittles.

Can't eat 'em the way I used to.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (T1c3o)

554 Ooooh, forgot to copy this bit:


On April 19th, 2016, the day after the FBI stopped allowing access to the FISA database, the wife of Fusion-GPS founder Glenn Simpson, Mary B Jacoby, went to the White House.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (Enq6K)

555
The Manchester Guardian before WWI broke out wrote , 'if it were physically possible for Serbia to be towed out to sea and sunk there, the air of Europe would at once seem cleaner'.



So maybe it's a shithole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (SiINZ)

556 Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

I see what you're doing there.

Having been there, I can say it's very nice and the people are great.

BUT

They're stone socialist/pc/sjw/you name it.

And they for the most part hate/disrespect the US.

I'd live on the South Island and way inland. That would be good but cost lots of do re mi. Plus i think they have some difficult laws about foreigners and such.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 08:35 PM (YOHxA)

557 >>My ultra-lefty BiL hopes to retire there and ruin it for everyone.

If there is one flaw with the place it's that it is fairly liberal by this places standards. But so am I.

So don't go. Did I mention that before?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

558 On April 19th, 2016, the day after the FBI stopped
allowing access to the FISA database, the wife of Fusion-GPS founder
Glenn Simpson, Mary B Jacoby, went to the White House.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 08:34 PM (Enq6K)


My blood pressure meds can't keep up with this shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

559 420 Launch is officially scrubbed for today...
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (WrMht)

Friday? I want to watch it, it's was clear and warm today.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:35 PM (Ri/rl)

560 What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?
________

I just typed "albanian weather girl" on YouTube and I still can't believe what came up.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (y+SdL)

561 Live Alien On Tucker

Posted by: project Blue Balls at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (5ng19)

562 Just know that if you move to Chile people there will start plotting to take everything you have.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (asyrG)

563 Except Chicago and NYC don't have a Donkey Show.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:09 PM (A3b6q)

I assume you mean outside of City Hall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (sD2WN)

564 One of the main regrets about jobs not taken was in Bulgaria. Back in the 90s, not long after the collapse of the Bloc. Private intel reported back that the social recreational opportunities were unmatched - and the job would have guaranteed "prestige" and desirability.


New Zealand is spectacular. If I could be in the wine business there I'm sure I could make it tolerable - strictly an outdoor activity kind of place, but that's mostly all that interests me any more.

Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

565 I learned from a weekend thread that Bulgarian girls make some kind of stone sour in their cooches post coitus.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (T1c3o)

566 555. No. Serbia is great. Serbs are the dog's balls.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

567 Tami and Jane, the closer this gets to Obama, the better.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (i2trk)

568 They're stone socialist/pc/sjw/you name it.

And they for the most part hate/disrespect the US.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 08:35 PM (YOHxA)


This. Think Berkeley distributed over two islands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (ri1Ra)

569 513 >>If I had to live in some other nation besides the USA, it would be either Australia or one of the Eastern European nations (other than Bulgaria). Poland would be nice.

1. New Zealand. None of the rest of you would like it so don't bother trying to get ahead of me in line.

2. Way down after that would be Chile.

3. Someplace after that would be Australia.

But really, don't even think about New Zealand. You would hate it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

I don't think New Zealand (and Australia) will sustain its desirability.

Too many self-regarding progressives, which will turn their country into a shithole in a generation.

I place Switzerland as the Number One Non-Shithole country because of their approach to an armed citizenry, their chocolate, and their coo coo clocks, but mostly their approach to an armed citizenry.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (A3b6q)

570 What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?

They have huge frontal boundaries.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (eIQHF)

571 Hey, I was not judging the Japanese. They are among the smartest people in the world, and the fact they keep others out is merely a sign of that. As far as the population problem the are facing, well they have one of the most dense population in the world so they really need to adapt to a lower population instead of taking in Gai Jin to fill the gaps, which is what is destroying Yurp and threatening the U.S.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:37 PM (md3fh)

572 Plenty of places left to go in this ol' United States. Pain in the ass to move, but plenty of woods left to get off into if you want to. Crook County does not own me, Crook County does not own me.

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 08:37 PM (nisXv)

573 560 What do Albanian weather girls look like, then?
________

I just typed "albanian weather girl" on YouTube and I still can't believe what came up.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (y+SdL)

Huge. Rack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:37 PM (xJa6I)

574 Cuckoo clocks are from the Black Forest of Germany, not Switzerland. Switzerland makes gold Rolexes.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:37 PM (md3fh)

575 Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

You've led an interesting life.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (Ri/rl)

576 I just typed "albanian weather girl" on YouTube and I still can't believe what came up.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (y+SdL)

It's a sex position involving a green-screen and a Yugo.

Right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (T28di)

577 It's the Ukraine that's weak.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (GTkSk)

578 559 420 Launch is officially scrubbed for today...
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (WrMht)

Friday? I want to watch it, it's was clear and warm today.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:35 PM (Ri/rl)


As I said above, the last I heard is they will try again at 1:00 pm PST on Friday.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

579 565 I learned from a weekend thread that Bulgarian girls make some kind of stone sour in their cooches post coitus.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (T1c3o)

Like a drink or a solid sour stone? My autism today has me in a literal mood.

Posted by: Monk at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (g4lFK)

580 The Manchester Guardian before WWI broke out wrote , 'if it were physically possible for Serbia to be towed out to sea and sunk there, the air of Europe would at once seem cleaner'.

Tesla was Serbian. That, by itself, earned the Serbians 300 years of justified existence and honor.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (8gDQu)

581 New Zealand is spectacular. If I could be in the wine business there I'm sure I could make it tolerable - strictly an outdoor activity kind of place, but that's mostly all that interests me any more.
Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+)


Spectacular geography is great, but SF has that. It's not enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:39 PM (ri1Ra)

582 519 I have seriously considered moving to Chile. No problem with mobs of shithole escapees there. I still may end up there.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:29 PM (md3fh)

Chile is definitely not a shithole, but people could forget the good done Augusto the Great, and a Silver tongued Chavez Peron could take it on the Argentinian path quickly.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (A3b6q)

583 For those thinking maybe the Italian part of Switzerland would be a good place (food and all), you may want to acquaint yourselves with the local food culture.

Spaghetti harvest in Ticino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

Posted by: Miklos al dente at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

584 As I said above, the last I heard is they will try again at 1:00 pm PST on Friday.
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

Launch at 1 or does the window start at 1. I hate when they just have a launch window, I only know it launched when my house is shaking.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (Ri/rl)

585 572 Plenty of places left to go in this ol' United States. Pain in the ass to move, but plenty of woods left to get off into if you want to. Crook County does not own me, Crook County does not own me.
Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 08:37 PM (nisXv)


The question is the trajectory of the place.

We're interested in fleeing to AZ, but it shows disturbing signs of leftist infection. As does Texas now, in Austin.

This is how the shit begins. How do I know? I saw it happen in CA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (ri1Ra)

586 New launch time Friday, 4 Pm eastern. Hope it goes up pretty for ya, CaliGirl!

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:41 PM (WrMht)

587 Pookeystan is probably spectacular, except that it is a shithole. Full of Muzzie shithole abominations. It takes more than nice landscapes to make a pleasant environment. New Zealand is political correctness times eleventy.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:41 PM (md3fh)

588 NOOOOOD!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 08:42 PM (+lOpA)

589 nood

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

590 This is how the shit begins. How do I know? I saw it happen in CA.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (ri1Ra)

The California contagion is spreading to other states sadly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)

591 Yeah NZ's politics are inexplicably stupid (to me). Yeah yeah the mother ship (UK) went waaay stupid right after WWII and really never came back apart from the Thatcher period, but NZ's situation is so different. Socially and culturally, most of the place is like MT or CO before the californication - parts of the South Island reminded me of Alaska (not just geographically).


How/why one gets stupid lefty nonsense out of self-reliant, modest, hard-working, outdoors-obsessed people is a mystery to me. Of course Auckland and Wellington probably represent most of the votes in the country, so urban stupidity must have prevailed. And it goes back to the 80s - the idiocy about US Navy ships and nukes.


One generation before, the Kiwis were as tough, and sensible, and as outsized in their contribution on the world scene as any Commonwealth country, which is saying something.

Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:42 PM (QDnY+)

592 >>They're stone socialist/pc/sjw/you name it.

>>And they for the most part hate/disrespect the US.

They remind me more of old yankee New Englanders. Not the new breed, the ones who have migrated and us more respectable.

Old timey yankees were more leave me the fuck alone and I will leave you the same. Most Kiwis I've dealt with are pretty much the same. And they love to sail, play rugby, hunt, fish, drink and do the haka.

I can relate.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

593 586 New launch time Friday, 4 Pm eastern. Hope it goes up pretty for ya, CaliGirl!
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 11, 2018 08:41 PM (WrMht)

Thank you! I will be watching.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:43 PM (Ri/rl)

594 Too many self-regarding progressives, which will turn their country into a shithole in a generation.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:36 PM (A3b6q)


This. Australia and New Zealand have a strong lefty bent, with occasional lapses into sanity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:43 PM (ri1Ra)

595 Aha! So I can change my nic back now.

Posted by: rhomboid/willow at January 11, 2018 08:43 PM (QDnY+)

596 Did Trump actually say 'shithole'? 'Cuz I don't remember him ever being profane in public.

Yes, I noticed that the internet says that the White House didn't deny the report.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2018 08:43 PM (GroCc)

597 Handlers rapid decent to where is she now territory kind of tweaked me to wonder why aren't we hearing more (any for that matter) bile from Sandra Bernhardt and Jeannine Garofalo.

I checked wiki and they are both still alive. Garofalo has even been in a number of streaming channel/indy films and streaming channel TV shows I have never heard of.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2018 08:44 PM (USf3s)

598 I fled to AZ in about 1987. Fled out again about eight years later. It has become a shithole. Just look at who they have in the Senate, Flake and McCain. Need you ask anything more?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:44 PM (md3fh)

599 And here we go -- willowed again. Damn.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 08:44 PM (md3fh)

600 Socially and culturally, most of the place is like MT or CO before the californication - parts of the South Island reminded me of Alaska (not just geographically).

Not my experience at all. To zeroth order, I'd have likened them to Labour voters in the UK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:44 PM (ri1Ra)

601 > Did you mostly book them on your back, or on your knees?

Your options confuse me, Ace. Do you mean

A) Did she fuck in missionary vs doggy; or do you mean
B) Did she teabag vs traditional blowjob ?

Cuz I gotta tell ya buddy, it was probably all four. At once.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at January 11, 2018 08:45 PM (7ij3A)

602 Wasn't impressed with Auckland New Zealand. At all. I hear Wellington is windy as shit.

Interlaken Switzerland was very nice. Self mowed meadows for Julie Andrews to frolick about and roads smoother than glass. In Brienz you can take a choo choo train to the top of the world. Alps don't play. The Swiss have their stuff together.

Posted by: charley horse at January 11, 2018 08:46 PM (+kahX)

603 Not that every conservative, Republican, or populist/right thinker is Christian, but there's a principle of blessing by association; that is, where there is a believer in Jesus Christ who is growing in grace and spiritual knowledge, the surrounding area and people are blessed by being in that person's proximity. Because God the Father is providing for that believer, others nearby are blessed by association.

Posted by: booknlass at January 11, 2018 08:46 PM (i2trk)

604 590 This is how the shit begins. How do I know? I saw it happen in CA.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (ri1Ra)

The California contagion is spreading to other states sadly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)


It just passed through us, kinda like food poisoning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 08:46 PM (ri1Ra)

605 The vast overwhelming majority of the people we import are from the shitholes of the earth.

The bulk come from Mexico and South America, which are all shitholes.

The next largest group comes from Asia, specifically China, India and the Phillipines, which are shitholes

The last group are the African countries of which all are shitholes.

This is by design and if it's not stopped will result in America being a shithole.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 11, 2018 08:46 PM (t74l3)

606 Janine Garofalo was kind of a fetching young thing back in the 90s.

And Ellen was in a move where she played a girl getting married (to a guy)!

Sometime between Grunge and Swing...pre Sugar Ray but post Blind Melon.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2018 08:47 PM (T1c3o)

607 >>>Black Forest

ooh! scary

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 08:48 PM (nBzBk)

608 Trump was profane in public speeches, I recall him dropping the F bomb at CPAC or somewhere in the past.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 11, 2018 08:48 PM (asyrG)

609 584 As I said above, the last I heard is they will try again at 1:00 pm PST on Friday.
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

Launch at 1 or does the window start at 1. I hate when they just have a launch window, I only know it launched when my house is shaking.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (Ri/rl)


1:00 pm is the beginning of the launch window, and they will target that time. Today's launch window was 3 hours.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

610 1:00 pm is the beginning of the launch window, and they will target that time. Today's launch window was 3 hours.
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

Thank you rickl

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 08:50 PM (Ri/rl)

611 >>Interlaken Switzerland was very nice. Self mowed meadows for Julie Andrews to frolick about and roads smoother than glass. In Brienz you can take a choo choo train to the top of the world. Alps don't play. The Swiss have their stuff together.

I'd consider Switzerland cause of the whole heritage thing but then no. You are talking about a country that thought it would be a great idea to turn a major park into an outdoor heroin party. This did not work out well.

Switzerland has some gorgeous places and some great people but at the end it is not quite the yodeling paradise it is made out to be.

But if you ever get to Bern I know a great outdoor micro brew.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

612 Chile is definitely not a shithole, but people could
forget the good done Augusto the Great, and a Silver tongued Chavez
Peron could take it on the Argentinian path quickly.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 08:40 PM (A3b6q)

They just elected a new President who is described as rightist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2018 08:54 PM (sD2WN)

613 Correction: Today's launch window was 4 hours. It will probably be the same on Friday.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

614 Rickl,

I will find the video online so I know when they are launching so I can go outside. I've had the flu, I only have been watching the coverage of the mudslide and binge watching Supernatural.

I'm starting to feel better, some sun will be good for me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2018 09:10 PM (Ri/rl)

615 Sarah Silverman:
https://youtu.be/PAl5xGi7urQ

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 11, 2018 09:27 PM (fqHZs)

616 --I'm 1/4 Mexican

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:34 PM (PjJn1)



I'm 1/2 Irish. How fucked up is that?

Posted by: couchfucker at January 11, 2018 07:35 PM



Several Morons are from New Jersey.



Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

Still beats being Irish.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 11, 2018 09:42 PM (TPimP)

617 New Zealand may be Leftist in political outlook, but there are some serious contradictions.

When I visited last, one thing I noticed was the typical sign at any and all outdoor activity places.

They typically read something like:
"New Zealand changed liability law. If you are injured while indulging in any activity offered at this location, don't bother to sue us - you WILL lose, BADLY. When you lose you will pay us for the privilege of defending ourselves."

This change was so noteworthy that there is an exhibit in the national museum detailing the whole thing.

Posted by: Sendarius at January 12, 2018 12:23 AM (WMglH)

618 Cut her some slack - she just found out who Graham was yesterday.

Posted by: Reality Man at January 12, 2018 06:32 AM (Ch0fq)

619 NZ is terrible. Do not go there. You wil hate it.It is full of PC lurvies who spit on any US citizens in the street. Thats a new law just passed. Seriously stay away.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at January 12, 2018 03:12 PM (OzkZ2)

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