CNN's Brian Stelter Feelz the Sadz as a Source Close to Oprah Winfrey Says She's Not Running For President

We've already established that CNN Media Hutt Brian Stelter loves the Oprah-Will-Save-My-Democrats story more than life itself, and even more than flan itself.

You know, I never trusted flan. It's all wobbly. Subversive. Decadent like a commie dress-up party. A Brian Stelter kinda party, in fact.

Well, looks like things aren't turning up Brian Stelter's way. I'm sure this isn't the first time.

Oprah Winfrey has tamped down speculation she is considering a bid for the White House in 2020, according to a report.
"It's not happening. She has no intention of running," a source told NBC Monday.

Watch Brian Stelter's CNN Sunday show, called There Is No Shame In Shame Eating: One Man's Journey to Acceptance.

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM

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1 NOOOoooo Orca!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

2 Leave the flan, take the canoli.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (AM1GF)

3 it seemed too much like work

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (nFwvY)

4
FLAN. Isn't that a terrorist dessert organization? Or Floor wax?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

5 *sad trombone*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

6 FLAN, FARC, I'm still waiting for one whose acronym is FART...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (AM1GF)

7 Yeah Stelter's reaction to the Oprah rumor was like a dog seeing his master coming home with doggy treats and a pass to the doggy park. Peeing himself with joy.

It was really, really pathetic.

Then there was that NBC triumphant "we're all going to get laid" tweet they later claimed was a 3rd party thing and totes not them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

8 Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (TDlU3)

9 Seal pimp slapped her earlier.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (Dp6qK)

10 "It's not happening. She has no intention of running," a source told NBC Monday.

She has no intention on bathing either

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (8ikIW)

11 That's sad!

Posted by: Caliban at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (QE8X6)

12 Media Hutt

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

13 I see Brian Stelter, teary-eyed, writing in his diary on his canopy bed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (oVJmc)

14 Talk about premature ejaculation.

Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (8b+oT)

15 She would literally be destroyed as a feminist icon if she ran. Never going to happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (+Dllb)

16 See, some pussies have dongs.

Posted by: Observant at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (vDqXW)

17 Oh dear. Oh dear. the sadness. the despair. the tragedy.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

18 The Democrats don't have much of a bench if they were seriously considering The Oracle.

Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (TDlU3)

19
FEAR - the Federal Egg Answering Room which was really the cover for FEEBLE, the Federal Extraterrestrial Earthly Body Looking... Egg!.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

20 "And YOU get a chicken in every pot! And YOU get a chicken in every pot! And YOU get a chicken in every pot! ..."

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (42M22)

21 I guess the trial balloon didn't go as well as she'd hoped.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (F5+ro)

22 she has a great life now, didn't think she would want to give it up for a run at the presidency.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

23 Too many large skeletons in her large closet...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 04:58 PM (O2RFr)

24
I think Oprah *gets* the 'Peter Principle'.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (2FqvZ)

25 FLAN, FARC, I'm still waiting for one whose acronym is FART...

Nothing beats the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (QQ+il)

26 Bring out a Clooney !!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (qK2iX)

27 Oh, come on. Of course she's running. This is just some bush league battlespace prep, to make it look like she doesn't WANT to be president, but by golly she'll save America if she HAS to....

She's running. And she'll win the primary easily too if she plays her cards right and sucks up to the right people in the machine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (T28di)

28 Flan is Snot.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (Dhht7)

29 Oh my. What a sad day this is for the MSM.

Posted by: ALH at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (TDlU3)

30 Too many large skeletons in her large closet...

Posted by: It's me donna
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XXXL

Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (8b+oT)

31 A missed Oprah-toonity.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (vDqXW)

32 Bwahahahahahaha

Posted by: mpfs at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (79p/O)

33 9 Seal pimp slapped her earlier.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2018 04:57 PM (Dp6qK)

I rarely if ever go on Fakebook but an old lefty acquaintance posted a major anti-Oprah rant about the award ceremony. Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

34 So The Orca / The Rock cage match isn't happening?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2018 05:00 PM (ctuyM)

35 A missed Oprah-toonity.

Save us Muldoon!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2018 05:00 PM (QQ+il)

36 26 Bring out a Clooney !!
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (qK2iX)

How much you want to bet within an hour of his announcing there will be allegations made.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

37 Federal Extraterrestrial Earthly Body Looking... Egg!.

=====

The Incredible Edible Egg. (some weird ad) I thought it was that IC McMuffin guy? Maybe they all look alike to me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (MIKMs)

38 Seal publicly called her a hypocrite. I think Oprah saw what could happen and she wants no part of it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (qK2iX)

39 Criticizing Brian Stelter is trans-phobic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (ylUqT)

40 Orca, will return to the Chicago sea world?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (0OmEj)

41 She was Oprahensive.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (vDqXW)

42

Bill Kristol is inconsolable right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (493sH)

43 Federal And Regional Transportation?
Former And Retired Teachers?
Fabulous and Randy Transsexuals?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (7UW64)

44 Heep big relief for Squaw Warren.

Posted by: DanMan at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (XTiHL)

45 24
I think Oprah *gets* the 'Peter Principle'.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 04:59 PM (2FqvZ)

Peter South. The one that didn't make it in Pron.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

46 Nothing beats the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Hello, have you met us?

Posted by: M1911 & .45 ACP rounds at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (AM1GF)

47 Brian thought he was getting a car.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

48 Jerry Springer has political experience.

And an audience that's representative of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

49 Oprah's policy positions:

-- U.S. Constitution to be replaced by "The Power of Positive Thinking" and "The Secret."

-- You no longer will get your tax refunds in the mail -- you find them taped under your chair when you least expect them!

-- "Being skinny" now a felony punishable by ten years in federal prison, where you will be force-fed the Michelle Obama Menu under you confess to fat-phobia.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (42M22)

50 Burmese junta had a great name: SLORC.

oh, amd the guys who took down Pablo Escobar - Los Pepes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (fA1SL)

51 So your telling me that an actress and TV show host whose words are written for her is not going to put herself out there and defend her truth?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (6Ll1u)

52
I was told by reliable sources that the Dems are going to wear black to the SOTUS as a sign of mourning.

For the demise of their party.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (S/hVx)

53 I use flan to shock isolate my blackmail sex cameras.

Posted by: Governor Eric R. Greitens at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (r9UYA)

54 Peter South. The one that didn't make it in Pron.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

His career went down the shitter counterclockwise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (T28di)

55 under you confess = until you confess

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (42M22)

56 Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 05:02 PM (fA1SL)

57 Flan is gay.

And yeah she wasn't going to run. She's pretty private and she's not about to have the lesbian stuff come out. Along with likely shady financial stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (4ErVI)

58 Orca, will return to the Chicago sea world?
=====

To the Great White Carton on the Lake.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (MIKMs)

59 37 Federal Extraterrestrial Earthly Body Looking... Egg!.

=====

The Incredible Edible Egg. (some weird ad) I thought it was that IC McMuffin guy? Maybe they all look alike to me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 11, 2018 05:01 PM (MIKMs)

That was a Monty Python bit "Mr. Neutron."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

60 Skinny privilege!!

Posted by: Innovative SJW at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

61 I take it Brian Stelter is chubbyish.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (nBr1j)

62 My favorite Oprah moment was when her movie, Beloved premiered it was beaten by Bride of Chucky.

Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (8b+oT)

63 Hey everybody.

The above headline reminds me of a classic Motown song...

What becomes of the brokenhearted (CNNers)
Who had love that's now departed (because they don't know reality from fantasy)...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (eMKNe)

64
Brian Stetler, Hermaphrodite.

Sucks to be so tied in and in the know that you find out first that she's not running!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Meryl "Alar Alas Alat" Streep is available, I'm sure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (pNxlR)

65 Once you've won the Cecil B. Demille award for super brave #resistance greatness from the Hollywood Foreign Press, being POTUS kind of loses it lustre.

I mean, come on.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (EzdLW)

66 59. Yep.
Federal
Egg
Answering
Room

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (fA1SL)

67

That was a Monty Python bit "Mr. Neutron."

One of my top favorite episodes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

68 And an army of life coaches weep in despair at this news.

Posted by: DanMan at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (XTiHL)

69
King of Flan

https://tinyurl.com/y7ytjlbf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (IqV8l)

70
Foreigners Lingering Among the United States.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

71 67

That was a Monty Python bit "Mr. Neutron."

One of my top favorite episodes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

"Mr. Salad!"

"I, I, I... I gotta go walkies!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

72 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: mrshad at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (wei17)

73 Oprah started with Rev Wright but she saw that it was going to damage her image and threw him under the bus faster than Obama.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (qK2iX)

74 That was a Monty Python bit "Mr. Neutron."

One of my top favorite episodes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)
---
Around February-March time, I kept saying that Trump was Mr. Neutron.

He was scaring libs, by libs being scared.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (vDqXW)

75 For all of those worried about a bad immigration deal, I've been looking around the web today at lefty sites.

There's not gonna be any deal. For everyone on the right saying that they want all the dreamers deported, there are 10 activists on the left screaming AMNESTY NOW! NO COMPROMISE! NO DEALS!!"

In an election year, there is no way the Dem's will stand up to their left wing base.

There's not going to be any deal, not on any terms. Oh, and guess who looks like the moderate, reasonable man who said he'd sign any deal they sent to him...

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (k1TUh)

76
*whew*

Posted by: Stedman at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (5OO3x)

77 I am not getting a car?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)

78 Wow that didn't take long.

So the Dims are left with Kamala and Lizzy Warren. Guess Joey Bidet could try and run again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (B8veG)

79 I can see The Oprah standing outside some 4 degree New Hampshire diner, chatting up the towny patrons.

#TrumpCouldOprahCan't

Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (14qvS)

80 "I, I, I... I gotta go walkies!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
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No, it's "He said he wants to go on walkies"

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (vDqXW)

81 I'm sorry I forgot who said this the other day, but everyone who goes against Trump gets destroyed, and sure enough, right after her Great Speech, her home gets hit by a massive mud slide.

Flan is the best.

Posted by: stace at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (6HFDU)

82 75 For all of those worried about a bad immigration deal, I've been looking around the web today at lefty sites.

There's not gonna be any deal. For everyone on the right saying that they want all the dreamers deported, there are 10 activists on the left screaming AMNESTY NOW! NO COMPROMISE! NO DEALS!!"

In an election year, there is no way the Dem's will stand up to their left wing base.

There's not going to be any deal, not on any terms. Oh, and guess who looks like the moderate, reasonable man who said he'd sign any deal they sent to him...

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (k1TUh)

Fine by me. That just means more demands from Trump later.

Dems win the House? Fine, we deport them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (4ErVI)

83 They are showing the red carpet from the critics choice already, there is not a more vapid group of people anywhere in the world.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (6Ll1u)

84

But but but...how will the country survive if we don't have a biologically superior being as president?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (493sH)

85 The Bullshitviks

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (qK2iX)

86
Supposedly 6 senators announced they have an immigration plan.

But I thought I heard somewhere that Trump just said, (paraphrasing) "psyche!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

87 82. Deport them AND the illegals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (fA1SL)

88 *puts gun in mouth... *

Posted by: NBC at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (8b+oT)

89 I'm sorry I forgot who said this the other day, but everyone who goes against Trump gets destroyed, and sure enough, right after her Great Speech, her home gets hit by a massive mud slide.

Shitters full!!!

...Cousin Eddie...

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

90 85. Consider that expropriated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 05:08 PM (fA1SL)

91 Stelter and Kristol hardest hit.

Posted by: the new york times at January 11, 2018 05:09 PM (QCX64)

92 The Dems' Plan for 2020

1. Nominate Oprah
2. Offer every aggrieved group tons of free goodies
3. ?????
4. White House baby!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2018 05:09 PM (eMKNe)

93 CNN's Brian Stelter Feelz the Sadz as a Source Close to Oprah Winfrey Says She's Not Running For President

So give the gal a Midol. "He" will feel better in a jif.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:09 PM (+lVUW)

94

What about that poll from yesterday that showed Ocra was already beating Trump by 10 points?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:09 PM (493sH)

95
Supposedly 6 senators announced they have an immigration plan.

Where are they going?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

96 she has a great life now, didn't think she would want to give it up for a run at the presidency.

Well yeah, and all the stuff that would come out to destroy her carefully crafted image.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (39g3+)

97 The reason Oprah won't run is because the teeny, tiny little backlash she's getting about her awards speech and Hollywood's support (which is miniscule compared to what would happen if she actually announced) is already more than she's willing to put up with.

She's rich, she's comfortable, she's set. It's a very rare person who has all that and still wants to step out and become a public punching bag. Trump, now he is a very rare person.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (k1TUh)

98 80 "I, I, I... I gotta go walkies!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
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No, it's "He said he wants to go on walkies"
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (vDqXW)

I also like the blancmange episode, but Mr. Neutron is better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

99 What can the dems campaign on.

"GIVE THE GOVERNMENT BACK YOU TAX CUT"

Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (14qvS)

100 95
Supposedly 6 senators announced they have an immigration plan.

Where are they going?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

"All aboooooard!!!!"

- - The Barbed Cock of Satan Express

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

101 You get a czar! You get a czar! And you get a czar!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (MQNLF)

102 What about that poll from yesterday that showed Ocra was already beating Trump by 10 points?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Seriously! Trump should concede now! What in the hell is he waiting for?!?

Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (8b+oT)

103 Yeah, that decrepit bitch Pelosi has both of her pancake tits caught in the wringer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (oPI+a)

104 Flan is Snot.
Posted by: olddog
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Gatorade is bottled spit.

Posted by: Stedman at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (5OO3x)

105 What Tom Servo said.

Trump is a rhino... no not a RINO, a rhino, in that he has extremely thick skin and doesn't give a shit about what his enemies think.

Oprah? Not sure she's that tough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (eMKNe)

106 >>82 75 For all of those worried about a bad immigration deal, I've been looking around the web today at lefty sites.

another site is claiming that Trump is....enforcing the H1B visa law as written instead of the bullshit ways of past administrations.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (nFwvY)

107

It's going to be an early night for Tr....Orca

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (493sH)

108 102 What about that poll from yesterday that showed Ocra was already beating Trump by 10 points?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Seriously! Trump should concede now! What in the hell is he waiting for?!?
Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (8b+oT)

Yep....was going to be an... early... term?

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

109 She's rich, she's comfortable, she's set. It's a very rare person who has all that and still wants to step out and become a public punching bag. Trump, now he is a very rare person.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (k1TUh)

My impression is that Trump lives for it.

He really does believe he is going to win every encounter, and then he does. And when somebody thinks they have the better of him, he simply considers the source.

We should all be so sure of ourselves.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (7UW64)

110 104 Flan is Snot.
Posted by: olddog
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Gatorade is bottled spit.
Posted by: Stedman at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (5OO3x)

Chow mein is an old Chinese man sneezing into a dish. You go now!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

111 47 Brian thought he was getting a car.

Stuffed with Twinkies.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (BRpqW)

112 Dems win the House? Fine, we deport them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

You think so?

Posted by: 9th Circuit at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (LAe3v)

113 Gatorade is bottled spit.

I think that may be literally true. Spit with food coloring. If you let it get 3 degrees over freezing it tastes like saliva.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)

114
Oprah? Not sure she's that tough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (eMKNe)

But she's biologically superior to all men. A study said so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (493sH)

115 I bet Dubya eats a lot of flan.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (r9UYA)

116 There's not going to be any deal, not on any terms. Oh, and guess who looks like the moderate, reasonable man who said he'd sign any deal they sent to him...

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:06 PM (k1TUh)

It's a safe bet to bet for or against the impossible.

''Yeah, I'll autograph a Martians ass!'' or ''I'm not autographing a Martians ass!"

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (2FqvZ)

117
So, is Stedman actually shagging Gayle King?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

118 Taco salad is yuge!

Posted by: Dang at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (8b+oT)

119 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

+++

Better than average Ace. And median Ace too.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (j7EsL)

120 I guess Leftist think the Presidency is now a cult of personality

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (aC6Sd)

121 Dems win the House? Fine, we deport them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Deport the Dems?
OK!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (rGtm/)

122 111 47 Brian thought he was getting a car.

Stuffed with Twinkies.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 05:12 PM (BRpqW)

Or get to stuff a twink...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

123 But she's biologically superior to all men. A study said so

-

I have no doubt she'd make a better long distance swimmer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (MQNLF)

124 I was looking forward to Stedman being the first gay first lady.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (+lVUW)

125
Oprah Winfrey has tamped down speculation she is considering a bid for the White House in 2020, according to a report.

"It's not happening. She has no intention of running," a source told NBC Monday.

Some Hawaiian Judge: That's what you think!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (493sH)

126 TQM, LOL. I don't put much stock in most "studies," even when they claim things that favor my own side, such as "Republicans have better sex lives than Democrats!"

Al Rantel used to say, figures don't lie but liars can figure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (eMKNe)

127 I wonder how Oprah is now the face of Weight Watchers. I know she owns the company, but still, she's not exactly slim.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (LAe3v)

128 I can see the Dems wining the House in 18, then in 19 try and pull stupid stunts on Trump, when that fails they flee to Canada to try and leverage Trump again.

And Trump laughs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (B8veG)

129 But she's biologically superior to all men. A study said so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:13 PM (493sH)

Hard to trust a person who has never raised a kid.

They forget, you know.

And then they lose their humanity.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (7UW64)

130 Oops, forgot about Eleanor R.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (+lVUW)

131 >>So, is Stedman actually shagging Gayle King?

With a strap-on maybe.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (r9UYA)

132
I was looking forward to Stedman being the first gay first lady.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (+lVUW)

I think Eleanor Roosevelt holds that title

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (493sH)

133 Trump really is a brilliant guy.

He basically trapped the Democrats. They're fucked no matter what happens. They can't shut down the government over foreigners because the optics look so horrific. They also can't deal with Trump because their base will destroy them. And the clock is ticking on the Dacaritos.

Really though I think the Dacaritos are pretty much screwed no matter what happens. Stick in a thing about having a clean record and probably half of them will have to leave.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (4ErVI)

134 Trump now seems like the adult in the room. I mean, seeming like the smartest guy in a room full of politicians and journalists is no great challenge. But being the adult says something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)

135 103
Yeah, that decrepit bitch Pelosi has both of her pancake tits caught in the wringer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2018 05:11 PM (oPI+a)
You have a way with words.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (a0IVu)

136 Orca considers running for president ->-> Her Montecito Mansion gets mudslided. ->-> Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: G-d Says No To Groperah at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (EATOD)

137 Honestly, I think that Oprah's ego is too sensitive to take the heat of a national campaign. She's not exactly used to criticism.

This is also true of all Hollyweird peoples.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (GzDYP)

138 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

+++

Better than average Ace. And median Ace too.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers

And Shelf Ace.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (rGtm/)

139 Oprah's mansion is in deep Steadman..right up to her canckles...call Hillary swamp cleaner co?......my other 40 mansions are OK fans!

Posted by: saf at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (cS/ge)

140 "Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."
-- Oprah Winfrey

"Think like a flan. Flan is not afraid to fail. Flan is another steppingstone to dinner."
-- Brian Stelter

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:16 PM (EzdLW)

141 132
I was looking forward to Stedman being the first gay first lady.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (+lVUW)

I think Eleanor Roosevelt holds that title
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (493sH)

James Buchanan. Golden age Lindsay Grahamaphrodite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

142 I bet Dubya eats a lot of flan

++

Because it is bitter and it is my flan.

Posted by: Slouching Beast at January 11, 2018 05:16 PM (j7EsL)

143 We have decided that Oprah gets to be president now.

Posted by: Ninth Circus Court at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (gC2IV)

144 They can't shut down the government over foreigners because the optics look so horrific.

You misunderestimate them. They can and they will.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

145 She blew a seal?

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (zLDYs)

146 Adam Schiff now wants Ivanka to testify before the House.
What a douchebag.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (7uYFy)

147 I was told by reliable sources that the Dems are going to wear black to the SOTUS as a sign of mourning.

For the demise of their party.
Posted by: irongrampa
They should be handed hankies to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (+lVUW)

148 Gives Gov Cuomo a chance now? He is being marched around his office by underlings humming "Hail To The Chief". He has already been out raising dollars.

Posted by: Colin at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (n5Jgu)

149 ''Yeah, I'll autograph a Martians ass!'' or ''I'm not autographing a Martians ass!"

In fact, I'll hand you $10,000.00 in cash if you autograph a Martian's ass!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (k1TUh)

150 The problem with Nancy Pelosi is, sure her tatas are in the wringer but she can't feel it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (B8veG)

151 145 She blew a seal?
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (zLDYs)

Eat around the Klum(ps)...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

152 "Mr. Salad!"

"I, I, I... I gotta go walkies!"

Weirdly enough, I watched the end clip on Youtube a couple of weeks with the campfire scene:

"He's in... Europe. You want know where in Europe?"

"Yessss!!!"

Hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

153 Brian's Life Partner hardest Hit

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 05:18 PM (y3aQB)

154 140 "Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."
-- Oprah Winfrey

"Think like a flan. Flan is not afraid to fail. Flan is another steppingstone to dinner."
-- Brian Stelter

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:16 PM (EzdLW)

Bitch musta skipped over the part about Marie Antoinette.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:18 PM (7UW64)

155 Flan is gay.

******

Gay AND it floats.

So...flan-buoyant!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:18 PM (fYyCT)

156 Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.

-

Is there any instance of a queen saying failure is totes awesome?

Heck, is there any instance of a chess player thinking failure with his queen is a stepping stone to greatness?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (MQNLF)

157 133 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (4ErVI)

I would love to see the raids on the 7-11's extended to every major company possible. And find and/or imprison executives who are employing the illegal aliens.

Really, jut enforce our laws to the maximum.

AND CUT OFF UNCLE SUGAR.

There's your wall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

158 She blew a seal?
-----
Leave her personal life out of it

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

159 124 I was looking forward to Stedman being the first gay first lady.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:14 PM (+lVUW)

~~~~

Uh...Hello!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (hUqh+)

160 79 I can see The Oprah standing outside some 4 degree New Hampshire diner, chatting up the towny patrons.

#TrumpCouldOprahCan't
Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (14qvS)

It's not 4 degrees here in the summer... c'mon now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (F5+ro)

161 "Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."
-- Oprah Winfrey

Notice the ones that always say that are insanely, ignorantly rich? It's never the guy who just mortgaged his home and every credit card to start a business.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (rGtm/)

162 Gives Gov Cuomo a chance now? He is being marched around his office by underlings humming "Hail To The Chief". He has already been out raising dollars.

Posted by: Colin at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (n5Jgu)

Is he letting affairs of state interfere with, uh, affairs of state?

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (T71PA)

163 144 They can't shut down the government over foreigners because the optics look so horrific.

You misunderestimate them. They can and they will.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

Fine. It won't save the dacaritos.

And fortunately, for the first time in my life, we've got a president who will actually pick up the megaphone and beat these turds about the head and ears over it.

I wonder what Trump has planned if Chuck and Nancy decide to pull the string.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

164 Is there any instance of a queen saying failure is totes awesome? "

Queen NEVER failed!!!

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at January 11, 2018 05:20 PM (k1TUh)

165 152 Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

"The ballet is coming to the Yukon??!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

166 She blew a seal?

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:17 PM (zLDYs)

Barky jacked-off a salmon, so why not?

Leftists hate humans and they love perversion so this is their new twist on the kissing babies campaign tactic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:20 PM (8gDQu)

167 Looks like quite a few of the actresses at the Critics Choice Awards decided not to wear black, they may suffer a backlash. Why it's almost like a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (6Ll1u)

168 "Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."
-- Oprah Winfrey

Did Oprah really say this? It makes no sense. Just empty blather designed to appeal to stupid white women.
Queens don't set themselves for failure and while people can learn from their mistakes, failure is not a "steppingstone" to anything.....except more failure.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (7uYFy)

169 BTW, Stelter is a retarded sounding last name.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (8gDQu)

170
"Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it."
-- Oprah Winfrey

"Fail at it. Own your failure. Own it." **scribbling notes furiously** "I got this!"
-- Brian Stelter

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (EzdLW)

171
"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."

-- Oprah Winfrey

Anne Boleyn: Don't lose your head they told me. Bastards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (493sH)

172
"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness." -- Oprah Winfrey

Ahem

Posted by: Mary Queen of Scots at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

173 144 They can't shut down the government over foreigners because the optics look so horrific.

You misunderestimate them. They can and they will.
Posted by: pep

lol. they'll never risk letting you live in a world without government. you might wonder what the fuck you've been paying for.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (nFwvY)

174 120 I guess Leftist think the Presidency is now a cult of personality

My life, my legacy.

Posted by: President Bathroom at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (BRpqW)

175 "119 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

+++
Better than average Ace. And median Ace too."

I haven't been around here as long as some, but I have never seen Ace give it to someone that did not really, really, deserve it and was also a pompous ass: Stelter, Egg McMuffin, "The Expert" Tom Nichols, etc.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (OD2ni)

176 Nancy Pelosi doesn't like five white guys.

https://youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 05:21 PM (IqV8l)

177 I also like the blancmange episode, but Mr. Neutron is better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:10 PM (mbhDw)
---
One of the best post-Cleese shows! Although, a number of them were surprisingly good.

You're referring to The Science Fiction Sketch (actual name) on the episode You're No Fun Anymore.

For some stupid reason, I get a kick out of Jones' drawn out "Oh Angus!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

178 I
I
I
I'm your steppingstone.....

Posted by: Failure at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (7uYFy)

179 "Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."

This is one of those supposedly inspirational quotes that means nothing and makes no sense. What about a queen makes someone not afraid to fail? There's no special quality about female royalty that grants this perspective.

Failure doesn't mean you're on the right track or on the way to greatness, either. You can fail your way to utter disaster. I hate inspirational quotes because they are never about character or hard work, they are about feelings and self esteem.

And you never see anyone who is actually successful and triumphant sharing these things on social media, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (39g3+)

180 Darn, I was hoping she would then personally buy everyone a car if she won.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (Bpc14)

181 172
"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness." -- Oprah Winfrey

Ahem
Posted by: Mary Queen of Scots at January 1

Or chopping block to greatness.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (BRpqW)

182 73
Oprah started with Rev Wright but she saw that it was going to damage her image and threw him under the bus faster than Obama.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

She's not stupid. She won't run and go the Michael Jordan route:

"Even republicans buy tennis shoes." (she won't alienate half her audience).

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (bB4HN)

183 Brian Stetler looks like one of the future people in Wall-E - the ones on the spaceship who are so pink, weak and rolly-poly they spend their time reclined on a hoover-chair...."Tater" is the best nickname for him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (W+vEI)

184 Flan jiggles like my belly.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (OD2ni)

185 Christopher R. Taylor @ 113---Tastes like spit?
Dude, you ain't putting enough Southern Comfort in yo Gatorade. Or something.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (zLDYs)

186 I use Turtle Wax on my head.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (OD2ni)

187 169 BTW, Stelter is a retarded sounding last name."

His parents missed a sure bet by not making his middle name "Helter"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (k1TUh)

188 Watch Brian Stelter's CNN Sunday show, called There Is No Shame In Shame Eating: One Man's Journey to Acceptance.

=======

Objection your honor! Assumes gender not in evidence ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (a033P)

189 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:22 PM (39g3+)

There's also the fact that if a queen fails no one is allowed to say anything about it, anyway. If they do she just has them put to death and takes all their shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (8gDQu)

190 Barky jacked-off a salmon, so why not?

Leftists hate humans and they love perversion so this is their new twist on the kissing babies campaign tactic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:20 PM (8gDQu)

That incident, and mispronouncing most of the places he visited up here, were definitely the highlights of his trip to the Great White North.

I'm sure the correct pronunciations are racist.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (7UW64)

191
"WALK LIKE A MAN,
TALK LIKE A MAN..."

Falsetto Valli and the Four Seasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

192 ""And fortunately, for the first time in my life, we've got a president
who will actually pick up the megaphone and beat these turds about the
head and ears over it.""

The optics for the dems are not going to be good this time when they shut down the WWII memorial and the MSM can't hide it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2018 05:24 PM (aVYsC)

193
"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness." -- Oprah Winfrey

Barry O: And mince like a queen, and throw a baseball like a queen and...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2018 05:24 PM (493sH)

194
Brian Stelter, Stetler? resembles an undescended testicle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

195 Something tells me Stelter has never experienced any Gainz.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:24 PM (OD2ni)

196 Trump now seems like the adult in the room. I mean, seeming like the smartest guy in a room full of politicians and journalists is no great challenge. But being the adult says something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)
---
I'm a very stable genius.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

197 Dude, you ain't putting enough Southern Comfort in yo Gatorade. Or something.

well that would probably be the key. I hate that crap.

I like water. Ice cold, filtered water. Its better than all that fizzy sweet dyed crap. It hits your thirst like Trigglypuff hits a Baskin Robins ice cream cake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (39g3+)

198 Stetler Water. Cool and refreshing as a sip of urine with a hint of bacon grease.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (BRpqW)

199 Aspiring young prostitutes hardest hit.

Further evidence of the "ass ceiling."

Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (a033P)

200 http://bit.ly/2FtAbCg

Judicial Watch: Court Orders State Department to Speed Up Production of Clinton Email Records - Judicial Watch

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (y3aQB)

201 Something tells me Stelter has never experienced any Gainz.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:24 PM (OD2ni)
---
Just gains.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

202 83 They are showing the red carpet from the critics choice already, there is not a more vapid group of people anywhere in the world.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

ANOTHER awards show? These people really can't lap up enough attention, can they? They're like 3 year olds.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (+lVUW)

203 186 I use Turtle Wax on my head.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 11, 2018 05:23 PM (OD2ni)

"That ain't right."

- - Mish McYertle

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

204 She was probably getting nervous about all those pics of her intimate friendship with Weinstein. The internet is forever, Oprah baby.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 05:25 PM (BHMfA)

205 >>
"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."

-- Oprah Winfrey

She also said, "I LOVE bread!!!!" and got a million women to sign up for weight watchers. Must be in the delivery?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (W+vEI)

206 Sorry Oprah, you don't support sharia.

Posted by: DNC at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (r9UYA)

207 It's time for Trump to not only tell Mueller "Fuck You, I'm not talking to you", but to publicly humiliate him for running a sham operation.

Posted by: Failure at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (7uYFy)

208 "Even republicans buy tennis shoes." (she won't alienate half her audience).

******************************

She enjoys the adoration she gets, all that would end once she gets overtly political. Not that she hasn't been before, but Trump would cast a YUGE spotlight on every stupid fucking shit she's ever said in the past 30 years, and there's a crapton of em.

Now if it had been el Jebo, he would have resigned for the Orca to takeover to prove he's not a racist.

Thank you God for Trump.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (+dsLj)

209 why in the world would she want to trade her nice life for wading through mud for a year?

that being said, what the democrats want to run, and who they thought they had in oprah, is santa claus.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Pg+x7)

210 a Queen. of course. lol. never middling aristocracy

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:27 PM (nFwvY)

211 In the Urban Dictionay, a Stelter is someone who is well off. IE money-bags.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 05:27 PM (B8veG)

212 "The Russians don't take a dump, son, unless they have a flan."

/Adm. Josh Painter

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (fYyCT)

213 She also said, "I LOVE bread!!!!" and got a million women to sign up for weight watchers. Must be in the delivery?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (W+vEI)

If looking like Oprah is considered a success with Weight-Watchers ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (8gDQu)

214 There's also the fact that if a queen fails no one is allowed to say anything about it, anyway.

That, too. Their greatest failure is a glowing success. Its like the scene in Monty Python where Shaw, Wilde, and Whistler keep insulting Edward VII, then handing it off to the other guy

https://youtu.be/UxXW6tfl2Y0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (39g3+)

215 rasmussen poll:

santa claus + 65

trump +35

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (Pg+x7)

216 I an a QUEEN and I will be treated like a QUEEN!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)

217 Queen failed until they put out "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (7uYFy)

218
I never liked Oprah Winfrey. I may not be the greatest judge of character but everything about her seems completely disingenuous.

And then when she foisted that jug-eared turd on us, well that was the bitter end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

219
"I was raised to believe that excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism. And that's how I operate my life."
-- Oprah Winfrey

Thoughts like that would kill any chance Oprah had at getting the Dems' nomination.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (EzdLW)

220 "Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness."

-- Oprah Winfrey

She was wasting her time telling Obama to think like a queen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (ri1Ra)

221 216 I an a QUEEN and I will be treated like a QUEEN!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)

*whistles for the riot cops who raided the Stonewall gay bar in '69 to, er, "treat her like a queen*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

222 I an a QUEEN and I will be treated like a QUEEN!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)
---
Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Shep at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (vDqXW)

223 209 why in the world would she want to trade her nice life for wading through mud for a year?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Pg+x7)

She was wading through mud yesterday....at her house Cali.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (Enq6K)

224 Weight Watchers? I always say, if you're going to keep an eye on your weight you better get it out there where you can see it.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (fYyCT)

225 Saw an article by Jeff Greenfield on Politico about how Oprah is going to retake the Senate for the dems in 2018.

If he jacked himself off any harder he'd pass out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (k1TUh)

226 214 There's also the fact that if a queen fails no one is allowed to say anything about it, anyway.

As God is my witness, I first read that as "if a queen queefs, no one is allowed to say anything". Reading for comprehension.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

227 Remember, this is a hyper-sensitive woman who created an international crisis in a retail store in Switzerland over a lady's handbag and allusions of racism.

Let's make her the leader of the free world.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (bJ0w+)

228 I'm bloated and have cramps and my bra is pinching my back fat.

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tyii7)

229

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

230
I was raised to believe that excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism. And that's how I operate my life." -- Oprah Winfrey

That almost sounds republican

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (lKyWE)

231 I never liked Oprah Winfrey. I may not be the greatest judge of character but everything about her seems completely disingenuous.

*************************

Is the best is how she puts herself on the cover of every O! issue. 3 guesses as to what the O! stands for?

But Trump is the narccissitsiist!1111

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (+dsLj)

232 Yeah, yeah, I'm going.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

233 223 209 why in the world would she want to trade her nice life for wading through mud for a year?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Pg+x7)

She was wading through mud yesterday....at her house Cali.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (Enq6K)

G-d Almighty was sending her a message.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

234 pelosi has pancake titties? is ace aware of this development? he wouldn't have to even get out of bed in the morning.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

235

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

236 There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tyii7)

237
Okay. Who did it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

238 Barrel of Pep, coming up!

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (eicox)

239
Brian thought he was getting a ~~car~~ woody

Something stirred "down there" in any event ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (pNxlR)

240 Can't you just see the MFM screaming at orca to release her tax returns?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (6Ll1u)

241 I have altered the rules. Pray that I do not alter them further.

Posted by: Darth Trump at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (gC2IV)

242 Hah. pep. Into the barrel!

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (bJ0w+)

243 234 pelosi has pancake titties? is ace aware of this development? he wouldn't have to even get out of bed in the morning.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2018 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

She got them at the International House of Botox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

244 Flan is being served in the Barrel today.

Only Flan.

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (8ikIW)

245 >>If looking like Oprah is considered a success with Weight-Watchers ...

Yeah, I don't get it...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nnfnml

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (W+vEI)

246 "I was told by reliable sources that the Dems are going to wear black to the SOTUS as a sign of mourning."

Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (cAXIk)

247 [/em] oh dear pep broke the blog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (39g3+)

248 155 Flan is gay.

******

Gay AND it floats.

So...flan-buoyant!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:18 PM (fYyCT)

Oh God.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

249 A queen is not afraid to fail.

*******

A queen has the financial support of an entire country, doesn't have to worry about failing. Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (fYyCT)

250
Best out of three, Pep?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (2FqvZ)

251
pep! pep! pep!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

252 216 I an a QUEEN and I will be treated like a QUEEN!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)

Most queens I know dress better and certainly accessorize better.

And they are better at taping their balls back so they don't show.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (7UW64)

253 Flan is being served in the Barrel today.

Only Flan.

With a side of poi. Its the all gray goo diet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)

254 Pep, Barrel.
Barrel, Pep.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (AM1GF)

255 Most everything I drink is room temp. Gatorade, water, juice, beer, whiskey. Exceptions are vodka (stored in freezer) and coffee which is ALWAYS hot. And milk has to be ice cold.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (zLDYs)

256 Flan Party !

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (r9UYA)

257
"I love bread!" -- Oprah Winfrey

"Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you"
-- David Gates

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (EzdLW)

258
Something tells me Stelter has never experienced any Gainz.
---
Just gains.

Gaines

https://youtu.be/lUPS5fWeWQk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (IqV8l)

259 Think like a queen, baby. Fierce!

Posted by: RuPaul at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

260 Op-Op-Op-Oprah flan
Op-Op-Op-Oprah flan
Oprah Fla-a-an
Come take my hand
Oprah Fla-a-an

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (hBi24)

261
Jeez, even Frederica Wilson had the good sense to disappear from the headlines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

262 Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (cAXIk)

I thought that was the only reason anybody watched those shows.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:33 PM (7UW64)

263
"I was told by reliable sources that the Dems are going to wear black to the SOTUS as a sign of mourning."

Sheila Jacksonian Lee won't. Just watch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:33 PM (pNxlR)

264 Oh, and:
Federal Emergency Legal Counseling Headquarters.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 11, 2018 05:33 PM (AM1GF)

265 >>Flan is Snot

>>Gatorade is bottled spit.

>>Chow mein is an old Chinese man sneezing into a dish. You go now!

Brussels sprouts are Satan's balls.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

266 So the couple that does Fixer Upper the Gaineses, are going to have another baby.

The usual suspects are screaming and running around like their hair is on fire

OVERPOPULATION! WHITE PEOPLE! THE HORROR!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:33 PM (39g3+)

267 246 "I was told by reliable sources that the Dems are going to wear black to the SOTUS as a sign of mourning."

Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (cAXIk)

Damn! Barbara Mikulski retired.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

268 even Frederica Wilson had the good sense to disappear from the headlines.

Her and that Puerto Rican mayor are off in a corner commiserating. We were great once! We were somebody!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+)

269 I never liked Oprah Winfrey. I may not be the greatest judge of character but everything about her seems completely disingenuous.

And then when she foisted that jug-eared turd on us, well that was the bitter end.

I starting getting vibes about her when she obviously perceived herself as wise. Then she started her own religion because God said some things she did not like. That was the end for me.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (BHMfA)

270 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (k1TUh)

Jeff Greenfield is STILL alive ??

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (y3aQB)

271
Flan is being served in the Barrel today.

Only Flan.

With a side of poi. Its the all gray goo diet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)

So Pep is the Man In The Gray Flan Suit.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (EzdLW)

272
*whistles for the riot cops who raided the Stonewall gay bar in '69 to, er, "treat her like a queen*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----------

*remembers, wistfully, the days when cops carried nightsticks*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (c/EDo)

273 Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?

"you just wait sonny boy!"
--Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)

274 So, it just occurred to me to ask. When one is in the barrel already, and one offends further, what is the punishment? Or do I have nothing to lose?

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

275 258 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 05:32 PM (IqV8l)

Gaines Burgers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

276 I think Okra is going to have to wait for a few million more old people to die, then make the run.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (3BFzK)

277 Well without Weight Watchers Oprah would be 300lbs, so it must be helping.

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (aC6Sd)

278
Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?

Ruth Bader Ginsberg side boob, you mean?

* shut her down - I own this thread *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (pNxlR)

279 rasmussen poll:

santa claus + 65

trump +35
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 11, 2018 05:28 PM (Pg+x7)

Gorilla Channel +100

ESPN -90

Posted by: Magilla Gorilla...Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (Is4Ai)

280 270 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 05:29 PM (k1TUh)

Jeff Greenfield is STILL alive ??
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 05:34 PM (y3aQB)

Toobin is shagging his daughter. Most likely with a rent-a-wang.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

281 I can't remember what news organization it was, one of the alphabet networks. They did a twitter picture showing the little slogan all the women were wearing at the Golden Globes like "if we virtue signal enough maybe this will all go away."

The image was a woman's breast in lacy see through stuff, a close up. Oh, and the little placard. In the name of stopping sexual harassment.

Reminded me of in Club Dread where he grabs Penelope's breast to read her nametag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (39g3+)

282 "I say this, you know, I said this, you know, for apartheid South Africa, I said this for my own, you know, community in the south--there are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die."

-- Oprah Winfrey

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (NL6wI)

283 Or do I have nothing to lose?
Posted by: pep

No, that would be Freedom.

Eat your flan and poi. It was made special for you

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (8ikIW)

284 278
Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?

Ruth Bader Ginsberg side boob, you mean?

* shut her down - I own this thread *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (pNxlR)

See me at 267.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

285 So Pep is the Man In The Gray Flan Suit.

Posted by: Hands

No, I can write. Some even call me a regular Flan-nery O'Connor. Well, except for the whole boobs thing.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

286 Flan is always a good choice for desert.

Posted by: Pegs Noonan at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

287 She must have hidden the flan in the escape pod.

Posted by: Darth Orca at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (BRpqW)

288
Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?

That sideboob was protesting the sexual harassment of women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

289 I would love to see Trump give the State of the Union from the Oval Office.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (6Ll1u)

290
Ruth Bader Ginsberg side boob, you mean?

Sotomayor is Ginsberg's side boob

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (lKyWE)

291 Flan is being served in the barrel? Is it a custard tart? I might have to visit pep.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (qK2iX)

292 286 Flan is always a good choice for desert.
Posted by: Pegs Noonan at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

Your Gobi may vary...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

293 274 So, it just occurred to me to ask. When one is in the barrel already, and one offends further, what is the punishment? Or do I have nothing to lose?

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

See that gooey stuff soaking into the bottom corners there?

That was the last guy who asked that question.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (7UW64)

294 That sideboob was protesting the sexual harassment of women.

Yeah all those slutty outfits made a bold statement against oversexualization of women. Totes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (39g3+)

295 "I was told by reliable sources that the Dems are going to wear black to the SOTUS as a sign of mourning."

Are we going to get lots of side boob in black, like we did at the Golden Globes?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2018 05:31 PM (cAXIk)

Damn! Barbara Mikulski retired.

Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg. Boob or knee? You decide.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (rGtm/)

296 "Democrat politician side boob" makes the vomit come up in the back of the throat.

"Democrat politician side boob" comes out under a mid thigh length skirt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (3BFzK)

297 291 Flan is being served in the barrel? Is it a custard tart? I might have to visit pep.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (qK2iX)

"Tell all the people your Custard Pie!"

- - Page, Plant, Jones and Bonham

*sigh*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

298 291
Flan is being served in the barrel? Is it a custard tart? I might have to visit pep.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol

Conjugal visits only. Need pix.

Posted by: pep at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

299 JJ @ 218- I'm with you on that, Brother! I blame orpa's propagandizing of ubama almost as much as soros' financing of him. They all three deserve Dante's little-known circle of heck. The one where they are standing in scalding hot diarrhea with icepicks in their eyes and hot pokers up their butt forced to listen to yoko for eternity squared plus interest.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (zLDYs)

300 277 Well without Weight Watchers Oprah would be 300lbs, so it must be helping.
Posted by: Skip

pretty sure she's lost north of 750 lbs over the years.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

301 Next, the Royal Family of Custard will demonstrate a flan-king maneuver.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (fYyCT)

302 I like flan occasionally although I prefer creme brulee but I say modestly I think I'm more attractive than Brian Stelter-and I think Oprah would be a poor, poor choice for President .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (8+Ozj)

303 296 "Democrat politician side boob" makes the vomit come up in the back of the throat.

"Democrat politician side boob" comes out under a mid thigh length skirt.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 11, 2018 05:38 PM (3BFzK)

Possibly Gillibrand but I imagine her boobs resemble Alfred Hitchcock's neck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (mbhDw)

304 Seriously, I don't get all the Flan hate. And room temperature orange Gatorade is amazing. And brussel sprouts are the Best Vegetable Ever.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (q177U)

305 Flan is always a good choice for desert.
Posted by: Pegs Noonan
-----------------------

Stop egging them on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (w1zJX)

306 301 Next, the Royal Family of Custard will demonstrate a flan-king maneuver.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (fYyCT)

I'd like a nice flanken, and potatoes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

307 "Jeff Greenfield is STILL alive ??
Posted by: MISH McConnell "

I loved the SCTV spoof of Firing Line with Buckley closing the skit with "Once again, we were unable to get to our moderator Jeff Greenfiled" and then show Greenfield at a podium slamming a stack of papers down.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

308 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

Do they still make Gaines burgers? My dog would turn his nose up at them. But they look like a hamburger! I would tell him.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (qK2iX)

309 That's not flan. That's pussy hat discharge.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (3BFzK)

310
289 I would love to see Trump give the State of the Union from the Oval Office.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (6Ll1u

Via Twitter. Watching all our betters watching their phones would simply be hilarious.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (pNxlR)

311 Dude, this actress they just brought up must weigh 4 fiddy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (6Ll1u)

312 I like flan.

Posted by: General George Armstrong Custard at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (fYyCT)

313 pretty sure she's lost north of 750 lbs over the years.
Posted by: x at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

but put on a grand

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (BtQd4)

314 The woman to fear is Kamala Harris, if this has not been mentioned already. She has all the Leftie Mojo that appeals to Prog idiots.

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (pL6Vz)

315 The "old white men should just die already" Oprah Winfrey?

That Oprah Winfrey?

She would win in a landslide among Trump's deplorables.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (A3b6q)

316
NOOD.

Not flan, but just desserts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

317 I loved the SCTV spoof of Firing Line with Buckley closing the skit with "Once again, we were unable to get to our moderator Jeff Greenfiled" and then show Greenfield at a podium slamming a stack of papers down.

That was hilarious, just a quick take. They were so good with bits like that, and willing to use little things instead of insisting on giving everyone lots of lines and screen time to feed egos.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (39g3+)

318
Flan-a-lamma-ding-dong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (pNxlR)

319

Courage the Cowardly Dog / King of Flan

https://youtu.be/fCxaeawF27g

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (IqV8l)

320 If we are going to have weight loss spokesman running for Pres, I say Marie Osmond. She's hot and looks like she actually uses the product she endorses.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2018 05:42 PM (OD2ni)

321 Opragasm sound Progressives make when they think Oprah will run and be elected President

Fake Opragasm sound Progressives make when PDJT elected to 2nd and 3rd term

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (BtQd4)

322 310
289 I would love to see Trump give the State of the Union from the Oval Office.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2018 05:37 PM (6Ll1u

Via Twitter. Watching all our betters watching their phones would simply be hilarious.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (pNxlR)

He really should do the spctacle differently, just because... would not put it past him, although I think this year he will play it straight... his apre's tweets should be priceless...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:43 PM (pL6Vz)

323
"My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with."
-- Oprah Winfrey

**raises hand like Arnold Horshack**
"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
-- Brian Stelter

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (EzdLW)

324 Chicken Flan Bay

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2018 05:44 PM (bB4HN)

325 "The woman to fear is Kamala Harris"

She doesn't have the chops to replicate Obama.

A literal Obama clone couldn't replicate Obama.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (cAXIk)

326 314 The woman to fear is Kamala Harris, if this has not been mentioned already. She has all the Leftie Mojo that appeals to Prog idiots.
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (pL6Vz)

Kamala Toe IQ is temp of Des Moines on late spring day

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

327 Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (A3b6q)

She got points for inclusivity. For racism to end " old white people" (not just men) must die off. Hooray for inclusivity! :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 05:47 PM (8+Ozj)

328 326
314 The woman to fear is Kamala Harris, if this has not been mentioned
already. She has all the Leftie Mojo that appeals to Prog idiots.

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2018 05:41 PM (pL6Vz)

Kamala Toe IQ is temp of Des Moines on late spring day

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)
Isn't that kind of the point? They will kneel at her feet and praise the new female jeebus.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 05:48 PM (14URa)

329 Well, the pressholes pimped her "Obama like" speech at the self congratulating circle jerk, er, Golden Globes, the best they could. That "seminal, tear inducing" speech was, unfortunately, tarred (racist!) by the Pervnado allegations against GG stupid statue winner Franco's (who I kind of envy) penchant for having a bevy of wannabe hotties get nekkid and participate in cuddle pools as part of his "acting school" or what not, whatever the script was. "Today, we will do Lincoln's Gettysberg Address to work on dramatic pauses for historic effect. Okay, girls? Alright, strip down and join me on these bean bags!"

I would add that I have a lot of respect for singer Seal that harpooned Orca's virtue casting at the GG circle jerk with an 8chan meme showing her setting up that little blond waif. That picture is creepy beyond words.

Posted by: oddnot's waiting for the Happening and Big Ugly at January 11, 2018 05:49 PM (g1MTt)

330 63 Hey everybody.

The above headline reminds me of a classic Motown song...

What becomes of the brokenhearted (CNNers)
Who had love that's now departed (because they don't know reality from fantasy)...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2018 05:03 PM (eMKNe)

I didn't know Motown copied lyrics from bathroom walls.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM (A3b6q)

331 So the Dims are left with Kamala and Lizzy Warren. Guess Joey Bidet could try and run again.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM

Joey says he could physically take Howard Dean. Plus he's got 2 years to rest and tan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2018 05:55 PM (ctuyM)

332 I didn't know Motown copied lyrics from bathroom walls.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 05:52 PM

Here I sit
Brokenhearted

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at January 11, 2018 05:56 PM (ctuyM)

333 Via Twitter. Watching all our betters watching their phones would simply be hilarious.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2018 05:40 PM (pNxlR)

SOTU address on SnapChat => Emperor for life, and Barron named successor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 05:59 PM (T28di)

334 79 I can see The Oprah standing outside some 4 degree New Hampshire diner, chatting up the towny patrons.

#TrumpCouldOprahCan't
Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2018 05:07 PM (14qvS)

Two old New England Yankees sitting at a booth having a cup of coffee chatting about "when is Marty gonna plow my end of the street"

Oprah comes up and asks:

"Why are you not dead yet?"

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (A3b6q)

335 302 I like flan occasionally although I prefer creme brulee but I say modestly I think I'm more attractive than Brian Stelter-and I think Oprah would be a poor, poor choice for President .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 05:39 PM (8+Ozj)

Fen, if you're going to make an assertion like that, you know the rules...

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (3InKI)

336 Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 11, 2018 06:03 PM (3InKI)

Take my word for it. Unless you're a gay male I'm more attractive than Brian Seltzer. I have thicker, longer hair on my head for one thing.

Besides, you think I'm so crazy to post my pictures here?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 06:05 PM (8+Ozj)

337 It doesn't matter if Kamala Harris sis stupid. She'll be the second coming of Barack Obama and her negatives will be covered up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2018 06:06 PM (8+Ozj)

338 Sorry, Red-blooded proud hetero. This week at least. Now headed to new thread. I've been willowed enough before. See ya there!

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 11, 2018 06:08 PM (3InKI)

339 Flan...the rubberiest of puddings.

And Orpah knows she'd go from vaguely liked by a plurality of Americans to viscerally hated by 1/2 the country if she ran.

Game, blouses (not pantsuits)

Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2018 07:41 PM (+vd9T)

340 Run? I'll bet Orca can't even jog. Can she even walk past a sweet potato pie?

Posted by: Speller at January 11, 2018 10:15 PM (pSotA)

341 "Source close to Oprah..." = Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Another Texas Jimmy at January 12, 2018 02:00 PM (P09P4)

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