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Republican Sell-Outs Blame (or Credit) Stephen Miller for Blocking DACA, Claiming Miller Wants an "Unrealistic" Number of Immigration Policy Changes

"Unrealistic." Isn't that what the Establishment traitors always call it when they invent reasons to vote against the people who voted for them?

Here's one thing even Republicans negotiating an immigration deal agree on: Trump aide Stephen Miller is hurting their chances of getting anything done.

They blame him for insisting the administration gets approval for in exchange for protections for young people brought into the country illegally as children. They loathe his intensity when delivering his hardline views. And they accuse him of coordinating with outside advocacy groups that oppose their efforts.

"It's no secret that he's an obstacle to getting anything done on immigration," said a Republican House member involved in the immigration talks.

Oh, and since NeverTrumpers are gloating about the chance that Trump may sell out on this issue:

Well, we knew a lot of GOPers would sell us out, and we supported them despite that. No one is exactly surprised to hear that this twinkie...



...turns out to be a grubby little John McCain Mini-Me.

Posted by: Ace at 06:54 PM




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1 Early.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 10, 2018 06:52 PM (T71PA)

2 Circular firing squad assemble!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 06:52 PM (RrhD2)

3 OT

PDT just tweeted that Toyota and Mazda are bring 4000 jobs and investing 1.6 billion in Alabama.

More winning.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 06:53 PM (jm1YL)

4 I was going to make fun of Cory for looking like a kid until I realized he was one.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (RrhD2)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (89T5c)

6 He's a joker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

7 Laura's Fox Show is not very good.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (Fj2YX)

8 i had hoped many on twitter would send Trump the dems explaining WHY they are pursuing Daca.
Votes.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (t2Uf9)

9 Getting corgis

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (89T5c)

10 The knack of good deal making...


is to give up something you don't want.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (9J7Sc)

11
Funny. Stephen Miller was on Tu-Ca the other day to talk about how he pwn3d Fake Flapper on CNN. You'd think Miller would have reassured Tucker about this meeting yesterday.

Miller is solid. He has written Trump's incredible speeches too. I imagine he has the president's ear on the serious issues and that is reassuring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

12 Three more federal district judges hitting the Senate floor next week.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

13 Wait, I thought Trump is selling us out on immigration?

*Gasp*

Is Steven Miller the secret puppetmaster now, after the previous secret puppet masters Bannon, Manafort and Lewandowski left???

/s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (xJa6I)

14 I hope Trump punks the GOP immigration doves but I would trade a border wall for an end to chain migration and no citizenship for "dreamers" ever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

15 I will pray Trump understands while He is working so hard to make america great again, by signing these jerks immigration deals if He is not firm , He will be allowing Dems to win every election after a decade or so.

anyway..

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (t2Uf9)

16 Three more federal district judges hitting the Senate floor next week.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

Like, with a big clown hammer?

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 06:56 PM (sGSvK)

17 "2 Circular firing squad assemble!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 06:52 PM (RrhD2)"

It's what our side does best, most of the time.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 10, 2018 06:56 PM (KqRop)

18 The more extreme your starting position the more room you have to maneuver.

Posted by: RotaSlack at January 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UdKB7)

19 Oh and Cory Gardner has the intellect of one of Steven Miller's turds.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 10, 2018 06:56 PM (xJa6I)

20 It's time for the House to start impeaching 9th circuit judges.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2018 06:57 PM (4e+hS)

21 Channeling a commenter whose name I can't remember:


TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP


DEPORT
DEPORT
DEPORT

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 10, 2018 06:57 PM (XKZwp)

22 14 I hope Trump punks the GOP immigration doves but I would trade a border wall for an end to chain migration and no citizenship for "dreamers" ever.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (4e+hS)


AND... severe punishment for employers of illegals and complete cut-off of all bennies to non-citizens.

Then the wall is an optional thing. Still, good to have to stem the flow of the jihadists. And they are present south of the border for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

23 >>>Steven Miller

It is kinda funny how pissy I have seen Stephens get if you spelled it Steven and vice versa. Stephen Miller strikes me as someone who would secretly kill you if you spelled it Steven.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 06:57 PM (RrhD2)

24 I'll take Miller and Trump on immigration 7 days a week and twice on Sunday over sellout, squish, lying, spineless RINOs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2018 06:58 PM (VEjoy)

25 Here's one thing even Republicans negotiating an immigration deal agree on: Trump aide Stephen Miller is hurting their chances of getting anything done.

One thing they could do: Enforce Current Immigration Law.

Yet, they don't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2018 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

26 18 The more extreme your starting position the more room you have to maneuver.
Posted by: RotaSlack at January 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UdKB7)


Outlaw the Democrat Party. And go from there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

27 Lot of people making the hit list of Jonathan Banks illegitimate son Stephen Miller.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 06:58 PM (RrhD2)

28 Miller looks like the kind of guy who carries a switchblade.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 06:58 PM (4ErVI)

29 Miller has been solid on illegal immigration, remember that exchange with some MFM hack last year.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 06:58 PM (AXDL1)

30 Do Republicans really think if they do get a Dreamer deal, that will be the end of this issue and they'll stop being called racists?

It will then be some new group with a new name like the "Pandas" from Asia, and we'll have to then give them an Amnesty too.

It will keep going until everyone of them is a registered Democrat getting their bennies.

Posted by: Maritime at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (lKmt3)

31 15 I will pray Trump understands while He is working so hard to make america great again, by signing these jerks immigration deals if He is not firm , He will be allowing Dems to win every election after a decade or so.

anyway..
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (t2Uf9)


Capitalization of "He???"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

32 I'm starting to feel very, very Bernie-ish. If the CoC wants open boarders to maximize profits it may be time to start nationalizing companies to fund the government bennies that come with such a policy.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (Ojki1)

33 I for one welcome our new 3rd world overlords and look forward to an even more corrupt one party government and subsisting on a diet of beans and maize and rape.

You know, like California.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (EoRCO)

34 I knew Gardner was a near-worthless tool when he was running. I voted for him anyway because he was running against Udall, and I'm a little bitch.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (6FqZa)

35 That illegals brought their illegal loinfruit across our border illegally is of no concern to me.

I didn't do anything wrong: they did. Tough shit.

You can't tell me they didn't know what they were doing was against our law.

Send them back with a long, written 'splanation (in Espanol) that we have laws that we enforce, just like in your home country.

And if things are that bad where you came from, again, that's not my fault either. We have the world's oldest form of government that's worked quite well that you could copy if you really wanted to. Why don't you start electing people in your own country who want you to be free?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 07:00 PM (tRaq7)

36 Issa is not running here this time, he barely won last time. He's going to take his billionaire ball and go home.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2018 07:00 PM (6Ll1u)

37 Trump is just the latest installment of "Idiot Republican Presidents"
Regan, just an actor, doesnt't know what he's doing
Bush II, stupid frat boy, Cheney is the brains of that White House.
Now Trump. A stupid boorish clown that drinks diet Cokes and watches
Gorilla TV.
And yet, by the end of their terms they're evil geniuses that thwarted the tide
of Progressive Compassion.
I think I'll wait until the dust settles here too.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 10, 2018 07:00 PM (KCCgc)

38 32 I'm starting to feel very, very Bernie-ish. If the CoC wants open boarders to maximize profits it may be time to start nationalizing companies to fund the government bennies that come with such a policy.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (Ojki1)

Let's start with Silicon Valley and Hollywood.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

39 31 15 I will pray Trump understands while He is working so hard to make america great again, by signing these jerks immigration deals if He is not firm , He will be allowing Dems to win every election after a decade or so.

anyway..
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (t2Uf9)


Capitalization of "He???"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

Well, Trump IS the God-Emperor

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 10, 2018 07:00 PM (xJa6I)

40 30
Posted by: Maritime at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (lKmt3)

PANDAs = Persecuted Asians Needing Democratic America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

41 21: originaljake

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 07:01 PM (89T5c)

42 Do do dodo do do
Livin' in the USA

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:01 PM (aC6Sd)

43 32 I'm starting to feel very, very Bernie-ish. If the CoC wants open boarders to maximize profits it may be time to start nationalizing companies to fund the government bennies that come with such a policy.
Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (Ojki1)


Strip Warren Buffet and Tom Steyer of their assets. I don't mind communism so long as I'm on the Politburo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

44 How about Steφen ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 07:02 PM (6FqZa)

45 Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (t2Uf9)

Hi Willow!

cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 07:02 PM (wYseH)

46 Do do dodo do do
Livin' in the USA

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:01 PM (aC6Sd)

Oh, *that* Steve Miller.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 10, 2018 07:02 PM (T71PA)

47 Ace have you seen Miller perform in public? He's an irritating, condescending asshole. I believe it when people say he is off putting in how he operates.

Posted by: Buddy Love, Jr. at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (aRt70)

48 Miller was Sessions' top guy. Miller has the immigration deal down solid. Sessions was first and foremost on illegal's

I never understood why Session's didn't get DHS?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (YSIqY)

49 Trump has not disappointed me so far, I will wait this out.

If he gives up the game with no win, I probably will give up on politics and just work on having a good garden.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (SzZnW)

50
Troll just checked in, I see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

51 Oh, *that* Steve Miller.

Somebody get me a CHEESEBURGER!

Posted by: *that* Steve Miller ... at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (AoK0a)

52
He


i was told there would be no capitalization

Posted by: e e cummings at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (EzdLW)

53 "The WH could not have constructed a better battlefield if they had tried."

Agreed. Think of the dilemma Schumer's now in. Oppose a DACA fix, or see Trump get his wall (and more).

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (cAXIk)

54 47 Ace have you seen Miller perform in public? He's an irritating, condescending asshole. I believe it when people say he is off putting in how he operates.
Posted by: Buddy Love, Jr. at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (aRt70)


Really? He cleaned Jake Tapper's clock the other day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (mbhDw)

55 Miller's Die Vecna Die! was pretty good, despite taking liberties with Greyhawk's lore.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (6FqZa)

56 TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
DEPORT
DEPORT
DEPORT
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 10, 2018 06:57 PM (XKZwp)


I think it was "original jake" or something similar. That guy was cool.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (q177U)

57 Since Lenin Leftists have screamed no borders, no nationalism.
As said screw those people with a cactus sideways.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:04 PM (aC6Sd)

58 "Troll just checked in, I see."

Yeah, I was doing the job-search thing most of the day.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

59
Imagine there's no Socialists,
It's easy if you try...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

60 i know, i know! write legislation, dreamers build the wall for their daca. no chain migration and no more immigrants from that side of the border.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (t2Uf9)

61 As I've said recently - Trump's problem is partly the GOP incumbents (esp. Senate, of course). Might be his *biggest* obstacle on many key fronts.


Taking the threat to back challenges to incumbents off the table - as Trump sort of did, in an informal way, at his Camp David presser - is/was a yuuuge misstep. But it might not be the last word, or even the full story right now.


And just that one little excerpt from the article showcases the distortion that obscures every major issue in "the news", as well as the absurd fictions that are never challenged. "Hardline" - yep, it's "hardline" to favor ...... enforcing immigration laws. It's hardline, it's extreme, I tell ya!! And "getting something done". Right. Because, little House GOP insect, voters and citizens with a mind just want Congress to "get something done" - not to do things that are good, or help, or are right, or are not disastrous. Just "get something done".



Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

62 As I said below, my adrenal glands are exhausted from daily lighting of the hair on fire. Things I lit my hair on fire for three weeks ago, I can't even remember. Constant flames are burning me out. This latest round is too much.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)

63 12 Three more federal district judges hitting the Senate floor next week.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

-------------

From what height?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)

64
And you'll notice that the "dying man" john mccain is still not dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (bVXMv)

65 hides under the bed.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (t2Uf9)

66 I'm so used to getting fucked by the people I vote for I leave a bottle of Vaseline on the nightstand just in case.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (hCIgT)

67 "Miller perform in public? He's an irritating, condescending asshole."

Yep. He's a one-inning closer. Designated asshole. What he did to Tapper was turn tables and yell over him.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (cAXIk)

68 54 47 Ace have you seen Miller perform in public? He's an irritating, condescending asshole. I believe it when people say he is off putting in how he operates.
Posted by: Buddy Love, Jr. at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (aRt70)

You a lurker or a regular with a new sock? Reveal yourself!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

69 59
Imagine there's no Socialists,
It's easy if you try...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

Imagination is easy, making it a reality takes a lot of discomfort. And ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (xJa6I)

70 43 You forgot Soros. And then deport him to whatever country will pay the most to bring him to them.

If the left wants to make operating by "feels" the standard let's oblige them until they part for the return to the rule of law rather than men (largely in Black robes).

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 07:07 PM (Ojki1)

71 >>>And you'll notice that the "dying man" john mccain is still not dead.

He is ruining my track record.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 07:07 PM (RrhD2)

72 And they accuse him of coordinating with outside advocacy groups that oppose their efforts.


Because they never ever get anything from the amnesty supporting groups.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2018 07:07 PM (lKs2v)

73 Imagine there's no Socialists,
It's easy if you try...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

Damn it JJ. I was trying to get "Livin' in the USA" out of my head and you had to do that? Thanks.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 10, 2018 07:08 PM (T71PA)

74 Gardner is worse than any of them, except maybe Flake an Collins.

He came off the ranch and got baked in the Denver metroplex, further wooed by the monied assholes of Boulder county, and the Washington swamp has finished the job.

We leave CO in a month for Collier county, FL, and good riddance to them all. The dope, the illegals, the war on oil ang gas, the constant drumbeat of recall elections to purge Republicans, the homeless on every corner, and the terrible roads and traffic, was all too much.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 10, 2018 07:08 PM (t/7gr)

75 Some call him the Gangster of Love..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:08 PM (WbIyz)

76 ::::adjusts frequency:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 07:08 PM (EwAd4)

77 i know, i know! write legislation, dreamers build the wall for their daca. no chain migration and no more immigrants from that side of the border.
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (t2Uf9)

I like it!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)

78 Sorry, my compassion tank has run out. I'm tired of importing homicidal maniacs and lifetime welfare sponges, especially when we're already fully stocked on those items.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2018 07:09 PM (ppaKI)

79 Trump is starting the immigration debate from the angle of what's best for the country and her citizens. Others are...not. Telling.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2018 07:09 PM (gC2IV)

80 and no extra state bennies for those working for any american business either. They get paid by the business they work for. That's it.
throw the financial burden back on the employers instead of the employers throwing the extra financial burden on taxpayers while they get cheap labor.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:09 PM (t2Uf9)

81 J.J. save yourself, you are too valuable to respond to someone that identifies BLJ--BlowJob.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2018 07:09 PM (YSIqY)

82 Miller is solid. He has written Trump's incredible speeches too. I imagine he has the president's ear on the serious issues and that is reassuring.
=======
Miller is solid. Ran into him at the trump dc drinking with Nigel farage. Declined my offer to buy him a drink due to ethics rules as an aside. Farage, no such inhibition.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (ZuGkg)

83 Ace have you seen Miller perform in public?

He was fine when I saw him live in the 90s. Played his music, was really entertaining and talented, and treated the audience much better than Sting who was like half an hour late and did a short show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+)

84 Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back into the wilderness.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (9J7Sc)

85 76 ::::adjusts frequency:::

What's the frequency?

Posted by: Kenneth at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (sGtp+)

86 "Nobody called Steve any of that crap"
--The rest of the band

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (39g3+)

87 >>>Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back into the wilderness.

Like a squirrel?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (EwAd4)

88 I think Gardner was my rep when we lived in Larimer and Weld counties. Yet another reason to be glad to be *from* Colorado at this point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (rp9xB)

89 31 15 I will pray Trump understands while He is working so hard to make america great again, by signing these jerks immigration deals if He is not firm , He will be allowing Dems to win every election after a decade or so.

anyway..
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (t2Uf9)


Capitalization of "He???"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)



Cut her some slack. She's probably high.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (lKs2v)

90 84 Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back into the wilderness.
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (9J7Sc)

Where did his parents go?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

91 the problem with socialists and their ilk is that they never never give up. They are no different than the crank you see on the street corner announcing that Jesus is about to return. Both are religious nuts, just one has been really dangerous for the past century

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (ILitO)

92 You a lurker or a regular with a new sock? Reveal yourself!

It's Sherman Klump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (WbIyz)

93
You hear this?

Kaiser Wilhelm is SUING ALL the Big Oil corps for....


Hurricane Sandy!


I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (bVXMv)

94 They loathe his intensity

Oh my God, fuck them. This is such aristocratic preening. They loathe his intensity, are you even fucking for real?

Posted by: lauraw at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (D+nQH)

95 Hey Buddy, maybe Miller just has contempt for corrupt hacks and an inability to hide it.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (da9BR)

96 >>>What's the frequency?

Shhh...dont tell William Tager

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (EwAd4)

97 Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back into the wilderness.
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (9J7Sc)

Who cares?......and don't call us inhumane.

We have standards.

Posted by: Mexican Government at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)

98 Nobody in this country remembers what happened last week. You could deport all of these people and who would notice? I'm sure some of their friends would, some family members, but they likely vote Democrat.

You could literally fly them all out of the country this week and by next week it would be on to something else.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (4ErVI)

99 Is Mexico really that bad? You get to have Mexican food all the time.

Posted by: RodaSlack at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

100
The idiotic frivolous-but-well-funded lawsuits against The Weather have begun.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (bVXMv)

101 69 Lets keep 1 around, just in captivity somewhere with a full description of what their views really lead to so the idea can be mocked just like NAZI ism is, but without the left lying about what side the Natinal Socialists were on.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (Ojki1)

102 kicks buzzion in the shin

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (t2Uf9)

103


Hmm, maybe that Quality Newsman Jake Tapper got some guidance on how to handle Miller...

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (AASEZ)

104 Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back into the wilderness.

I agree, we should deport their entire family at once, so they have a support structure around them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (39g3+)

105 >>>>>Why don't you start electing people in your own country who want you to be free?<<<<<

You know, we here in the states could look into that, too.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (3DZIZ)

106 84 Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back into the wilderness.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (9J7Sc)


I'll take that wager! The usual bet?

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (TVTFG)

107 My dog wanted to ask if there will be sexbot pets in the future? And if he will have to carry an oil can.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

108 Where did his parents go?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

To the local DSS?

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (48QDY)

109 I heard the weather girls in Mexico are muy caliente

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (EwAd4)

110 Mexico is a failed narco state, but it's not our failed narco state.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (WbIyz)

111 INTENSITY STATUS: Loathsome

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

112 That 13-year old was never going to get deported back to Mexico.

Now trade not doing "what you were never going to do" for something.

And if Schumer won't trade, then hang it on him.

Art of the Deal, baby. Win even when the deal falls through.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2018 07:14 PM (cAXIk)

113 wait is someone pointing out my grammar or punctuation mistakes?

well you're going to be very busy!

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (t2Uf9)

114 So, while everyone is gnawing their fingernails down to the nubs over the fate of these 800k "dreamers," I wonder...what exactly is the proposed plan to deal with the remaining 11-20+ million illegals apart from them. Will it be a Bill of Love, V2.0?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (mQ0Mc)

115 Posted by: lauraw at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (D+nQH)


Your Humpness!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (tRaq7)

116 So Miller is "hardline", a word that the media refuses to use to describe the jackals that rule Iran.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (ppaKI)

117 I've yet to read an article about a Dreamer where it doesn't eventually come out that they've got a criminal record.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (4ErVI)

118 You could literally fly them all out of the country this week and by next week it would be on to something else.

Yeah there are some logistical issues, but it would be over with pretty quickly. Prices would go up some places (fresh foods, construction, landscaping, restaurant food, that kind of thing) but other than that, pretty unnoticable. Fewer guys hanging out in front of box hardware stores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (39g3+)

119 No deal is better than a bad deal, and almost all the deals are bad. The nice thing is that all the laws we need are already on the books. Just enforce them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (WbIyz)

120 >>> 77 i know, i know! write legislation, dreamers build the wall for their daca. no chain migration and no more immigrants from that side of the border.
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:06 PM (t2Uf9)

I like it!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)

Sure, if they get their daca in Canadia... or maybe Somalia.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (kwym2)

121 Legal Insurection- Mick Mulvaney can remain as acting director of CFPB ( no doubt till some other judge intervenes)

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (aC6Sd)

122 Trump
Trump
Trump

Obsess
Obsess
Obsess

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (ILitO)

123 102. You can't kick a ghost. You'll just fall on your butt.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (Ojki1)

124 Coulter wrote the book that Trump (probably) read to get the thrust of his campaign started. She proclaimed Trump had the best chance, and has long been pushing immigration problem.

She did sorta "flip" on Romney, but what was the choice. He was the best chance at the time. Not sure why she was for Christie except probably looking for someone able to take a hard line. You go to war with the army you have.

I don't see Ann as outrageous just to sell books, times are outrageous for one thing, and selling books also sells the message, and she is pretty spot on in her books.

she's a warrior ... is entertaining, was with Pat Caddell before the night before the election speaking of the undetermined vote going big for Trump.

I guess it's easy to hate her, I love her. Hang tuff Ann.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (otAqJ)

125 Ace have you seen Miller perform in public?

He was fine when I saw him live in the 90s. Played his music, was really entertaining and talented, and treated the audience much better than Sting who was like half an hour late and did a short show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+)

I saw in at a venue of about 10k. It was outstanding. The stage was empty except for a drum kit and a white fender bassman set. The head was placed on a folding metal chair.

They band was introduced, they (bass man, drummer and Miller - they all sang) walked on stage picked up their instruments and performed for an hour and fifteen minutes. No special affects, no sound affects or lighting. Solid.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (9J7Sc)

126 What does it say that you're writing an article about how great Dreamers are and you can't even find one without a criminal record?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (4ErVI)

127 all I want to know is which cob to email for a book plug?

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

128 >>>I agree, we should deport their entire family at once, so they have a support structure around them.


*Golf Clap*, sustained

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (ppaKI)

129 the compassionate thing to do re; mexico , or syria, or wherever is to insist those countries actually resemble a free country for their citizens, not stealing their citizens braintrust and making those countries worse off for it.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:17 PM (t2Uf9)

130 Sending a thirteen year old who arrived here as an infant back to Mexico
would be as inhumane as turning a wild animal raised in captivity back
into the wilderness.

--

Unless they currently live in Chicago, Baltimore, or Oakland.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 10, 2018 07:17 PM (mQ0Mc)

131 >>>continued

481 if you can finish, you're hired

but we'll need to see your papers


Posted by: art vandalay at January 10, 2018 07:17 PM (nBzBk)

132 well you're going to be very busy!
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:15 PM (t2Uf9)

Not to mention capitalization.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:17 PM (48QDY)

133 Don't get suspicious
Now don't be suspicious
Babe, you know you are a friend of mine
And you know that it's true
That all the things that I do
Are gonna come back to you in your sweet time

I went from Phoenix, Arizona
All the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California where the girls are warm
So I could hear my sweet baby say

Keep on a rockin' me baby
Keep on a rockin' me baby
Keep on a rockin' me baby
Keep on a rockin' me, rockin' me, rockin
Baby, baby, baby

Posted by: Stevie "Guitar" Miller at January 10, 2018 07:18 PM (EzdLW)

134 That the thing that cracks me up enough to go mad, Leftists act like there are no immigration laws and something needs to be written down, there ard immigration laws, just ones they don't like.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:18 PM (aC6Sd)

135 >>>"It's no secret that he's an obstacle to getting anything done on immigration," said a Republican House member involved in the immigration talks.

I love how these assholes frame these things. It takes two to tango.

Maybe you're the obstacle?

It's the obvious thought that would occur to anyone who's not an imbecile. Yet leftists think this assertion will snooker people.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 07:18 PM (/qEW2)

136 I agree, we should deport their entire family at once, so they have a support structure around them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:13 PM (39g3+)


Not all of the aunts and uncles are here yet. They have plenty of family to live with.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 10, 2018 07:18 PM (TVTFG)

137 Sending them home is done for Family Reunification. Also we don't want to force them to appropriate any other culture than their own cuz that's racist. Best thing for them and we can't be racist by keeping them here. Don't be a RACIST!

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2018 07:18 PM (vV/gB)

138 The louder lefties scream the more I like it.

Unless it's Lena Dunham. Because, well, you know....

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 07:19 PM (hCIgT)

139 Democrat logic:

gov't deports illegals
wages and prices go up
BAD

gov't raises minimum wage
causes higher prices and more unemployment
GOOD

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2018 07:19 PM (ILitO)

140 You know, we here in the states could look into that, too.

Agreed.

Perhaps PDT will change the paradigm that we've been programmed to accept lo these past 50 years or so of expecting politicians to lie to us in order to get elected.

No more lies. No more bullshit. Start working for me and my country or GTFO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 07:19 PM (tRaq7)

141 Trump
Trump
Trump

gorilla channel
gorilla channel
gorilla channel

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 07:20 PM (EzdLW)

142 sniff, everyone is so picky.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:20 PM (t2Uf9)

143 127 all I want to know is which cob to email for a book plug?
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2018 07:16 PM (a0IVu)


What in the...oh, a BOOK plug. Never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

144 Now that the dreamers have had a glimpse of their dream they can go back to their home country and make it come true.

Posted by: RodaSlacks at January 10, 2018 07:20 PM (UdKB7)

145 They don't allow smokers on a big old jet airliner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 07:20 PM (IqV8l)

146
Kaiser Wilhelm is deblasio, btw.

He's suing oil companies for hurricanes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 10, 2018 07:21 PM (bVXMv)

147 138 - Why did you mention her? It took all day since 4am to wipe that thought away.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:21 PM (aC6Sd)

148 Piss on Love

Posted by: Buddy Hate Sr at January 10, 2018 07:21 PM (LilNs)

149 She did sorta "flip" on Romney, but what was the choice.

She didn't sorta, she totally reversed herself from vehement opposition to Romney in the most biting, furious terms to total worship and insulting everyone who dared question that. It was more than just a flip it was a crazed reversal and a defiant glare at anyone to notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:21 PM (39g3+)

150 Everybody hug Willow and say you're sorry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:22 PM (39g3+)

151 Maybe it's too late but I'm all for a new political party.

Posted by: Liv Ullmann's smegma at January 10, 2018 07:22 PM (xZc4z)

152 "We can't break up families" Your Fucking right- take your kids home with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2018 07:22 PM (YSIqY)

153 139 But by raising minimum wage Union contracts and dues go up. Which them is more money for Dems. So on that front Dems are very consistent- party above all.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 07:23 PM (Ojki1)

154 Steve Miller the musician was crap, total garbage.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 07:23 PM (da9BR)

155 So

Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation (2004)

or

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:23 PM (WbIyz)

156 "It's no secret that he's an obstacle to getting anything done on immigration," said a Republican House member involved in the immigration talks


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 07:18 PM (/qEW2)

Note the Republican was unnamed.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:23 PM (48QDY)

157 47 Ace have you seen Miller perform in public? He's an irritating, condescending asshole. I believe it when people say he is off putting in how he operates.
Posted by: Buddy Love, Jr. at January 10, 2018 07:03 PM (aRt70)

Is it a bad thing if the odd conservative is an irritating, condescending asshole. That pretty much describes 99 percent of liberals.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 07:24 PM (nBr1j)

158 We got a lot of weed in Colorado and we need buyers.

#Amnesty

Posted by: Cory Gardner at January 10, 2018 07:24 PM (4e+hS)

159 150 Everybody hug Willow and say you're sorry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:22 PM (39g3+)



No. She keeps threatening to steal the credit cards from my wallet.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2018 07:24 PM (lKs2v)

160 What's the pompatus of love, Kenneth?

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 07:24 PM (EzdLW)

161 Ah, or Blade Runner 2049

I might be too sleepy for a good movie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:24 PM (WbIyz)

162 You could literally fly them all out of the country this week and by next week it would be on to something else.
---
You're damn right there would be. First of all the libs would never calm down to see their will be resisted. And in this fury they would start shrieking SEE! TRUMP WILL DEPORT ALL HISPANICS!!!

And then it would be endless rounds of trying to assure people who don't want to be assured that you're not going to deport all Hispanics, because they don't care about you or what you say, they just want to hate you.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 07:25 PM (vDqXW)

163 148 I am starting a dossier on you.

Posted by: M Steele at January 10, 2018 07:25 PM (Ojki1)

164 No. She keeps threatening to steal the credit cards from my wallet.

What do you care, you're a ghost

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+)

165 It took all day since 4am to wipe that thought away.
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:21 PM (aC6Sd)

I actually forgot about that. Or maybe my subconscious threw that one out there. At any rate, yeah, sorry. noone needed to remember that shit.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 07:25 PM (hCIgT)

166 Starship Troopers

Yes!!!!

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:25 PM (48QDY)

167 A few months ago chuck and Nancy thought they had rolled Trump. At this rate, Trump will renovate the WH and get Mexico to pay for it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2018 07:26 PM (gC2IV)

168 93
You hear this?

Kaiser Wilhelm is SUING ALL the Big Oil corps for....


Hurricane Sandy!


I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 10, 2018 07:12 PM (bVXMv)

I'm going to allow this.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at January 10, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

169 Next week nothing will have been done and then you'll hear Trump talking about how nothing happens on DACA unless he gets everything we've mentioned today plus no more H1-B1s and E-verify.

Keep fucking around with him, Dems. See where it gets you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

170 Starship Troopers

Yes!!!!



Starship Trooper The Second.

I'm expecting it to be pretty bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 07:26 PM (WbIyz)

171 So Cory Gardner is a malignant tumor?

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2018 07:27 PM (bJ0w+)

172 Sorry willow. But I am not a hugger, and in today's environmental there is no good reason to change that and chance anything.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 10, 2018 07:27 PM (Ojki1)

173 Just hope that Stephen Miller does not get the Seth Rich urge to wander the streets of DC in the wee hours, alone.

Posted by: Redgrains at January 10, 2018 07:27 PM (WPxnj)

174 Sittin' high on a hillside takin' in all the growth
Time to throw away my problems
Cause I made 'em up myself
So I took all those worries, put 'em up on a shelf
And headed on down to the sea shore

Clouds slowly passin' as I walked on the sand
I picked up a seashell and I made up my plan
I could feel the spirit of life in my hand
As I reached my destiny

Whoa ho ho ho oh oh oh whoa
I feel free
Whoa ho ho ho oh oh oh whoa
Where I can have my own space

I walked on the beach in the early morn
I ran on the sand till I could breathe no more
I stood on a rock looking out at the sea
And believed what I said when I said
I feel free

Whoa ho ho ho oh oh oh whoa
I feel free
Whoa ho ho ho oh oh oh whoa
Where I can have my own space


( I love that song )

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (EzdLW)

175 148 Piss on Love
Posted by: Buddy Hate Sr at January 10, 2018 07:21 PM (LilNs)

Only in Moscow.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (ANIFC)

176 Steve Miller the musician was crap, total garbage.

--

There's a place for crappy 70s high school music. Sacrifice is one of the band's better songs...

https://tinyurl.com/ydgghtln

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (mQ0Mc)

177 Does Cory Gardner smoke the weed?

Posted by: Glenn John at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (LilNs)

178 more proof that Trump is Hitler! Trump had a cabinet meeting today and was Ivanka there??

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (ILitO)

179 Starship Troopers
---
go sailing on by

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

180 https://youtu.be/DKftiJS30Cs

YES.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (48QDY)

181 Isn't daca vere Vladi Putin take presidential candidate Oprah for priwate negotiations?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 07:29 PM (nBr1j)

182 This is an interesting thought: if you start with your most extreme demand, the one you're expecting you won't get and surrender to get to your real goal.... does that mean the Democrats started with DACA in the assumption its not going to make it?

Or maybe they just suck as negotiation and are so used to getting what they want with minimal effort.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:29 PM (39g3+)

183 Does Cory Gardner smoke the weed?
Posted by: Glenn John at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (LilNs)
---
Signs point to yes

Posted by: Magic 8-ball at January 10, 2018 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

184 The only reason there is any 'immigration deal' required is because these same mealy-mouthed suckers of cock haven't been doing their job since the 60s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

185 I had an 8 track of Steve Miller, I was a joker for sure.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2018 07:30 PM (6Ll1u)

186 This immigration stuff is depressing, considering that the entire leadership of the West is in favor of unlimited immigration from the Third World. Do they want to turn the entire planet into the Third World? Because that is what is happening.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

187 Ann Coulter and Lena Dunham dancing

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:31 PM (9J7Sc)

188 174 Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 07:28 PM (EzdLW)

Perfect segue from the end of Boston's "Hitch a Ride." I used to slip-cue that baby perfectly!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

189 187 Ann Coulter and Lena Dunham dancing

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:31 PM (9J7Sc)

By dancing you mean fighting, right.

I'll put $20 on Ann. Those sharp elbows could take an eye out really fast.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

190 a midnight toker

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:32 PM (9J7Sc)

191 Sister bluebird flying high above
Shine your wings forward to the sun
Hide the mysteries of life on your way
Though you've seen them, please don't say a word
What you don't know, I have never heard

Starship trooper, go sailing on by
Catch my soul, catch the very night
Hide the moment from my eager eyes
Though you've seen them, please don't tell a soul
What you can't see, can't be very whole

Speak to me of summer
Long winters longer than time can remember
Setting up of other roads
To travel on in old accustomed ways
I still remember the talks by the water
The proud sons and daughters
That in the knowledge of the land
Spoke to me in sweet accustomed ways

Mother life, hold firmly on to me
Catch my knowledge higher than the day
Lose as much as only you can show
Though you've seen them, please don't say a word
What I don't know, I have never shared

Loneliness is a power that we possess to give or take away forever
All I know can be shown by your acceptance of the fact there shown before you
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to say that this is all confusion
As I see a new day in me, I can also show if you and you may follow

Speak to me of summer
Long winters longer than time can remember
Setting up of other roads
To travel on in old accustomed ways
I still remember the talks by the water
The proud sons and daughters
That in the knowledge of the land
Spoke to me in sweet accustomed ways

Posted by: Yes at January 10, 2018 07:32 PM (vDqXW)

192 I much prefer Laura Ingraham to Ann Coulter...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 07:33 PM (U5Xeq)

193 Hate to say it but Mexico has to go Rodrigo Duterte on their drug problem.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

194 193 Hate to say it but Mexico has to go Rodrigo Duterte on their drug problem.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)


Annex Mexico.
Martial law.

La Raza's heads explode...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

195 Under my thumb' the girl
Who once had me down
Under my thumb's the girl
Who once fucked me around
It's down to me
The way she does when she stole the truth out of me
Change has come, she's under my thumb

Under my thumb's
The squirmin' dog who's just had her day
Under my thumb's
A girl who has just changed her ways
It's down to me

The difference in the clothes she wears, down to me
Change has come, she's under my thumb

Under my thumb
It's a siamese
Cat of a girl
Under my thumb
Well, she's the sweetest
Pet in the world
It's down to me

The way she does as wash your soul out of me
Change has come, she's under my thumb

Under my thumb
Her eyes are just kept
To herself
Under my thumb
Well, I
I can still look at someone else
It's down to me

The way she comes when I tell here to laugh at me
Change has come, she's under my thumb
Yeah

Posted by: Donald sang to Nancy at January 10, 2018 07:35 PM (9J7Sc)

196 Does Cory Gardner smoke the weed?


Posted by: Glenn John


He's Chauncey's younger, dumber brother.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2018 07:35 PM (0ogQG)

197 169 Next week nothing will have been done and then you'll hear Trump talking about how nothing happens on DACA unless he gets everything we've mentioned today plus no more H1-B1s and E-verify.

Keep fucking around with him, Dems. See where it gets you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)


Lead right now on Breitbart. No talk on DACA unless/until wall is built.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:35 PM (mbhDw)

198 . Do they want to turn the entire planet into the Third World?

Well the EU leadership has stated clearly in the past that they want to destroy the national identity of European nations and create a more global identity. The UK's labor party government stated that they want to flood the country with immigrants to create a permanent majority and eliminate what they didn't like about English culture. The Democratic Party has stated that they want mass immigration in the US to create a permanent Democrat majority.

So its not about 3rd world, its about idiotic people in charge thinking they can use immigration for their personal purposes, like filling your swimming pool with sharks for the easy access to chondroiton.

They never read history: Rome fell because it got repeatedly flooded with "immigrants" who just took over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:35 PM (39g3+)

199
Under My Thumb...

*Stetler and Frum crane their heads*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:36 PM (mbhDw)

200 179 Starship Troopers


Starship Troopers: Attack of La Cucarachas!

Posted by: Hollywood be 'Trumpin' at January 10, 2018 07:36 PM (TVTFG)

201 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:29 PM (39g3+)

Still better than the Pubbies who usually *started* at 20% *less* than their voters minimum requirement.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2018 07:37 PM (rp9xB)

202 Hate to say it but Mexico has to go Rodrigo Duterte on their drug problem.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)
*************

Mexican rulers and upper class, much like America's upper class toward us, DGAF; they either profit or are subsidized one way or another by the cartels.

Yes, annexation is the only way.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:37 PM (9J7Sc)

203 Starship Troopers is the best movie ever made about killing giant space katydids.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (ANIFC)

204 It's been said many times by many people in many ways, but...

How comes no one gives a shit about MY dreams ?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (T28di)

205
Lead right now on Breitbart. No talk on DACA unless/until wall is built.



does this mean the mass bridge jumping-off is postponed till a later date?

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (lwiT4)

206 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

I was thinking Detroit first.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (2DOZq)

207 ''A few months ago chuck and Nancy thought they had rolled Trump. At this rate, Trump will renovate the WH and get Mexico to pay for it.''

Or he could work a deal HGTV for a White House fixer upper.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

208 Interesting....https://tinyurl.com/y8zphxy2

Apparently, ICE is planning a crackdown on hiring illegals. Hmmmm... what a concept. Just enforce existing law.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (WQ3tJ)

209 >>>I guess it's easy to hate her, I love her. Hang tuff Ann.

one of my pop's buddies wrote "anne coulter was here" on the whiteboard in his icu room.

Posted by: art vandalay at January 10, 2018 07:39 PM (nBzBk)

210 Best part of yesterday's meeting was Trump saying he likes the heat. Pretty sure his opponents missed the significance of that statement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2018 07:39 PM (gC2IV)

211 This immigration stuff is depressing, considering that the entire leadership of the West is in favor of unlimited immigration from the Third World. Do they want to turn the entire planet into the Third World? Because that is what is happening.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)


========

I know. I hate these threads because this is so painful. I avoid reading the comments, not because I disagree, but because it is so frustrating to read about how our elected leaders are hell bent on destroying us even when our desires were made known. I'm probably to the right of Sefton. I'm remaining a pessimist until something actually gets done. A single brick or electrified wire as a start on the wall. A successful attempt to force a central American country to take back their own citizens.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

212 193 Hate to say it but Mexico has to go Rodrigo Duterte on their drug problem.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

They do, but a lot of the gov is with the cartels. Brandon Darby over at a Breitbart says Trump and Tillerson should be doing something about it. Some of the most hideous shit in the world is going down just a stone's throw from Texas.

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (6HFDU)

213 Is Steven Miller the secret puppetmaster now, after the previous secret puppet masters Bannon, Manafort and Lewandowski left???

/s
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 10, 2018 06:55 PM (xJa6I)


-----------------------------------------

The great thing about Miller is he does not seek the fame. This is good for at least two reasons:

1. Trump can take credit for it which is important to him.

2. It is hard to go after a guy when the general public has no idea who he is or what he looks like. Heck his name is almost "John Smith" like.

Posted by: William Eaton at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (MuTTO)

214 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

The prototype wall competition was a good sign.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (2DOZq)

215 Apparently, ICE is planning a crackdown on hiring illegals.

They just cracked down on a bunch of local 7-11s that had illegals working there. They need to nail businesses that hire likely or known illegals, and hit them hard. Destroy the job market and they will largely self-deport.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+)

216 I guess everyone forgot about this!! I didn't. Where did all these kids go? Trump ordered the US to confiscate assets of human traffickers in the US!! God only knows what some of these kids endured or WHO tool custody of them.. Thousands of UNDOCUMENTED = no US birth certificate or SS#. These people are virtually untraceable. https://tinyurl.com/y8xh69al

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM (U5Xeq)

217 Hi Backwards Boy!

Posted by: lauraw at January 10, 2018 07:43 PM (D+nQH)

218 Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (6HFDU)

Absolutely. We were able to free Columbia. I think we could do the same for Mexico if they let us. It is in our interest.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

219 Colombia

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

220 Annex Mexico.
Martial law.

La Raza's heads explode...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

You mean annex the rest of Mexico.

No. The Yucatan maybe, but that came within a couple of votes in the House of being admitted as a state in 1847.

Posted by: Miklos Guadalupe Hidalgo at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (zCyNd)

221 Some of the most hideous shit in the world is going down just a stone's throw from Texas.

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (6HFDU)
***********

There's a site called borderlandbeat.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (9J7Sc)

222
Cory Gardner smokes pole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (mbhDw)

223 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+)

The money quote at the bottom of the article was something to the effect that PDTS administration was going to investigate hiring of illegals and that the 7-11 thing was a "harbinger of what was to come"

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (WQ3tJ)

224 I think a few strategic hits on Mexican drug lords, just wipe them the hell off the face of the planet, would be a nice gesture to help Mexico out.

As long as the press is kept away so there are no screaming family members around and shots of a sad toy next to a crater. There's no place for sympathy with these monsters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+)

225 Well good night horde, 4 am comes awful early

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (aC6Sd)

226 And Youtub look up balacera

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (9J7Sc)

227
Or he could work a deal HGTV for a White House fixer upper.
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

We're on it.
There's shiplap under all those old walls, count on it.

Posted by: Chip and Jo at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (6HFDU)

228 225 Well good night horde, 4 am comes awful early
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (aC6Sd)


That's when I go down to the Morning Report city desk and put the front page together!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

229 take the money and run was my favorite.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (nBzBk)

230 Well good night horde, 4 am comes awful early

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (aC6Sd)
*********

Workin man's blues.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (9J7Sc)

231 166 Starship Troopers

Yes!!!!

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:25 PM (48QDY)


No!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robert Heinlein at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (NL6wI)

232 229 take the money and run was my favorite.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (nBzBk)


"Ah-oooo Lord!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (U5Xeq)

234 ''As long as the press is kept away so there are no screaming family members around and shots of a sad toy next to a crater. There's no place for sympathy with these monsters.'

Your remember that Jack Ryan movie, don't you?

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (jm1YL)

235 Your remember that Jack Ryan movie, don't you?

Yes, and it really annoyed me. Yeah they blew up some family. That's sad, but at the same time, some of the most horrifically evil drug lords in the world have been women, wives of drug kingpins. Casualties of war, sad, but we move on. No mercy for that evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (39g3+)

236
That's when I go down to the Morning Report city desk and put the front page together!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

Newsmen and Bakers got to love em...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (U5Xeq)

237 I guess everyone forgot about this!! I didn't. Where did all these kids go? Trump ordered the US to confiscate assets of human traffickers in the US!! God only knows what some of these kids endured or WHO tool custody of them.. Thousands of UNDOCUMENTED = no US birth certificate or SS#. These people are virtually untraceable
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM (

Might want to check with a bunch of church groups. There was a mighty windfall for those organizations placing and housing those kids.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (48QDY)

238 sted by: Zombie Robert Heinlein at January 10, 2018 07:46

At least someone checked the link.

Dead or not.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (48QDY)

239
There's a site called borderlandbeat.
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (9J7Sc)

Yep. *shudder*

And Roc and Christopher, that makes sense too.

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (6HFDU)

240 Good to see you, lauraw. Where you been hiding?

I've been seeing quite a few old-timey Morons and Moronettes around here lately. It's a good thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (tRaq7)

241 224 I think a few strategic hits on Mexican drug lords, just wipe them the hell off the face of the planet, would be a nice gesture to help Mexico out.

As long as the press is kept away so there are no screaming family members around and shots of a sad toy next to a crater. There's no place for sympathy with these monsters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+)

Hit the place even if the media show up.

Operation D-Lamp

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

242 rickl, this immigration to "white" nations, here and in Europe, goes back to Kissinger and Nixon. With a big prior assist from Teddy. Kissinger believed and maybe Nixon did or just went along, that it was inevitable that the West was inevitably going to be subsumed by a world that was only 10 percent "white."

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (hSAcc)

243
"That's when I go down to the Morning Report city desk and put the front page together!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

I have this image of Kolchak at his desk hammering on his typewriter.

Posted by: Rhoda's Slacks at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

244 No. The Yucatan maybe, but that came within a couple of votes in the House of being admitted as a state in 1847.

Posted by: Miklos Guadalupe Hidalgo at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (zCyNd)
*********************

Texas was part of the state of Tamaulipas.
Before the war they sent a delegation to the state capitol asking them to join the revolution.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (9J7Sc)

245 169 Next week nothing will have been done and then you'll hear Trump
talking about how nothing happens on DACA unless he gets everything
we've mentioned today plus no more H1-B1s and E-verify.



Keep fucking around with him, Dems. See where it gets you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

I think you're exactly right. Fvck with the bull.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (nisXv)

246 Yes, and it really annoyed me. Yeah they blew up some family. That's sad, but at the same time, some of the most horrifically evil drug lords in the world have been women, wives of drug kingpins. Casualties of war, sad, but we move on. No mercy for that evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (39g3+)

Griselda Blanco. She was a huge player in Miami during the Cocaine Cowboy days. Estimated she's responsible for 200 murders.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

247 ''Or he could work a deal HGTV for a White House fixer upper.
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

We're on it.
There's shiplap under all those old walls, count on it.'

You gotta admit Chip and Joana working in the White House would be a hoot.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (jm1YL)

248 going to take my fuzzy head and fall back into bed.
peace.
prayers for those that need it, and Hugs Rickl.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (t2Uf9)

249 243
"That's when I go down to the Morning Report city desk and put the front page together!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

I have this image of Kolchak at his desk hammering on his typewriter.
Posted by: Rhoda's Slacks at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)


Not far off the mark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 07:57 PM (mbhDw)

250 'Night willow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (tRaq7)

251
You gotta admit Chip and Joana working in the White House would be a hoot.
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (jm1YL)

I'd get a big kick out of it!

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (6HFDU)

252
Hit the place even if the media show up.

Operation D-Lamp
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Hit it twice as hard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (IqV8l)

253 Ooooooh, Stephen Miller. Be still my hart!

The Aspie in me salutes the Aspie in YOU!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (QU+qf)

254 We leave CO in a month for Collier county, FL, and good riddance to them all. The dope, the illegals, the war on oil ang gas, the constant drumbeat of recall elections to purge Republicans, the homeless on every corner, and the terrible roads and traffic, was all too much.

**********************

And your solution to this was to move to swampland country, where the humidity and heat are 3 digits for 10 months out of the year? Jeebus.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

255 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

I don't think snuffing a single, HVT narco would do the trick. I think you'd have to snuff 100+ HVTs, including some foreign and domestics and do it simultaneously. Followed by wholesale arrest and immediate deportation of known drug dealers, wholesalers and operators on the street. And you'd have to threaten them with death if they returned and be prepared to follow through.

These people are beyond evil and they understand and respect violence.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (WQ3tJ)

256
And your solution to this was to move to swampland country, where the humidity and heat are 3 digits for 10 months out of the year? Jeebus.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (+dsLj

And bath salts.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (hCIgT)

257 And you'd have to threaten them with death if they returned and be prepared to follow through.
**************************************


If the are bad enough that you have to threaten them with death you should go ahead and kill them.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (9J7Sc)

258 GOPe is short for "excuses keeping us from ever doing anything we campaign on".

Posted by: dude at January 10, 2018 08:08 PM (1V/O9)

259 It's not the heat it's the insanity.

Posted by: A Florida Man at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

260 Laura's Fox Show is not very good.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 06:54 PM (Fj2YX)
....................................................
Laura's Fox show is excellent as is she!!!
Never miss it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2018 08:13 PM (PvFoN)

261 Figures that Lauraw would make an appearance on Hump Day, right?

*grins*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

262 Well, he's told you 'bout living in the US of A, and you know he's The Gangster of Love...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (wSC8T)

263 Fly like an eagle,
to the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me

Posted by: Steve Miller Band at January 10, 2018 08:41 PM (sRycn)

264 Holy balls! It's on YooToob now... The Steve Miller Band's best song ever! I looked for it a couple of years ago and it wasn't there. The one video I found that might've been it had actually been taken by a complaint from Steve Miller, and the only version of the song I could find was, well, more in-line with the style Miller developed later and it was on his own channel. And it wasn't nearly as good.

Here it is... the song I was referencing @8:25...

https://youtu.be/ELcTJZLxhFU

It's especially fitting as a theme for Stephen Miller, because the song talks about opposing all these schemers and disdains "every fat cat who walks in my door" and other stuff like that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2018 08:42 PM (wSC8T)

265 McCain is the last alien survivor of "Invasion From Mars".

Posted by: Born Free at January 10, 2018 09:12 PM (B98mI)

266 If the hack Clinton judge who blocked DACA repeal wants to be president, he needs to announce his candidacy, enter the primaries, clinch the nomination and be wiretapped by Hillary's FBI Campaign Thugs like everybody else.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2018 09:14 PM (Ndje9)

267 Stephen Miller must be doing something right if he's making them whine like babies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2018 10:51 PM (Ndje9)

268 Sooper conservatives need to chill, and realize that there are other legit opinions in this country. Maybe that's not all good, but that's just. the freaking. way. it. is. This quest for purity is why we can't move forward. It's too bad, but these illegals are here, and we need to move on. Else we are forever trapped in the, as Jim Lahey would put it, the shitnami of the status quo. And we will be buried. Compromise and move on.

Posted by: Bobby Ahr at January 10, 2018 11:30 PM (zmZ2x)

269 Cory Gardner is my senator. I'm not a big fan.

Plus he let Uncle Joe Biden paw his daughter while he stood there and smiled. Idiot.

Posted by: lily at January 10, 2018 11:34 PM (5Rl8X)

270 Here in Cali, Exxon/Mobil is counter-suing counties/cities. Seems these folks want money for weather issues - floods, rising seas, etc. HOWEVER, when issuing their bonds, they neglected to say in their prospectus about any of this stuff. Which, would mislead investors if they really believe the CC BS to be true. My heart warms.


Cali went legal and I have been told prices rose ~35%. Many will go black market.

On the same issue - Sessions and laws - I don't think much will come of it. It's more of a political play. You can't very well go after sanctuary cities but not also claim going after Mary Jane enforcement. I think states/cities could say it was selective enforcement meant to punish rather than prosecutorial judgement.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2018 10:33 AM (bB4HN)

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