Shock: Google's New "Fact-Check" Feature... Only Fact-Checks Conservative Sites, and No Left-Leaning Ones

I know, I know. Perplexing!

Google, the most powerful search engine in the world, is now displaying fact checks for conservative publications in its results.

No prominent liberal site receives the same treatment.

And not only is Google's fact-checking highly partisan -- perhaps reflecting the sentiments of its leaders -- it is also blatantly wrong, asserting sites made "claims" they demonstrably never made.

When searching for a media outlet that leans right, like The Daily Caller (TheDC), Google gives users details on the sidebar, including what topics the site typically writes about, as well as a section titled "Reviewed Claims."

Vox, and other left-wing outlets and blogs like Gizmodo, are not given the same fact-check treatment. When searching their names, a "Topics they write about" section appears, but there are no "Reviewed Claims."

In fact, a review of mainstream outlets, as well as other outlets associated with liberal and conservative audiences, shows that only conservative sites feature the highly misleading, subjective analysis. Several conservative-leaning outlets like TheDC are "vetted," while equally partisan sites like Vox, ThinkProgress, Slate, The Huffington Post, Daily Kos, Salon, Vice and Mother Jones are spared.

Let alone CNN!

Maybe Google can "fact"-check one of their own employees' claim, made in a public talk presumably authorized by Google, that xhe was a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building."

Now, if you're saying to yourself, "Look, sister, I can buy the yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin identity, and even the expansive ornate building identity, but not both at the same time, see, that's because this Google employee (who is totally sane and can be trusted not to dig into your personal information) is a "Plural Being."

You dummies. I bet you didn't even know you could be a Plural Being.




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1 I am a ground squirrel AND a handsome metal bucket.

Worship me.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (t41dG)

2 Jeebus. These people are insane.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (N3JsI)

3 As Sarah Hoyt likes to say "This is my shocked face."

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (jm1YL)

4 Damore and other conservatives seem to have a case. But california, so i dunno.

i would think perhaps racism doesn't include white. sexism /male/ our political dreams anything if not left crazy.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:33 PM (t2Uf9)

5 Plural being...aka...one man gang.

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2018 07:33 PM (0+nbW)

6 so what is the solution to google? it's not like you can gamble around the internet without google.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:34 PM (t2Uf9)

7 handsome metal bucket.

Worship me.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (t41dG)

St. Chamberpot

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2018 07:34 PM (0+nbW)

8 one minute i'm a princess, the next a butterfly, the next the strongest man in the world.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:35 PM (t2Uf9)

9 Is anyone surprised? And these were the guardians of "net neutrality," right?

Duckduckgo is working for me.

Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:35 PM (XoAz8)

10 If an experimental AI at Google told its researchers that it was simultaneously:

-- a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building." --

... the researchers would shut it down, re-tweak the kernel and spin it back up again because something must have gone pear-shaped during the learning stage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (T28di)

11 so what is the solution to google? it's not like you can gamble around the internet without google.

Bing.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (bZ7mE)

12 The Left is both stupid and insane, so I guess "Plural Beings" is a true thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (l9m7l)

13 so, google doesn't really desire hiring white or asian.

isn't that rather limiting in diversitTay

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (t2Uf9)

14 what if i'm an asian trans? will that fly?
what must one do to get a job at google?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (t2Uf9)

15 "I am Legion!"

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (nvMvs)

16 On Mondays my cousin walks the streets of Khartoum mascarading as a fag named Leon.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (A3b6q)

17 ''Duckduckgo is working for me.''

Yup. Never even get the urge to Google.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)

18 xhe was a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building

-

So 1) needs to use more lotion for dry skin and 2) fat and gaudy?

Way to go, millenials.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (ks6bw)

19 The Gayest Generation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (ks6bw)

20 Grey, that works so far and then everyone else links to google.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (t2Uf9)

21 Good luck categorizing our authors, google, you can't even translate Spanish.

I can see it now, "Charlie Brown's Dildo, best known for..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (cW490)

22 A plural being? A wingless dragonkin? Never mind. I don't even want to know.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (a0IVu)

23 You know what you can fact check? Alabama is the NCAA Division I Football Champion for 2018.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a headache at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (WbIyz)

24 *searches frantically for Shocked Face*

oh well, what the hell

*pours another shot*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (oVWx5)

25 Google needs a good old taste of the anti-trust bat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (Oh53t)

26 Sybil has a great future at googdul

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (lyQTR)

27 i know i always start with Bing, google than takes over the searches.

I have bing as the original search engine

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (t2Uf9)

28 an expansive ornate building

"Me too! We should be friends! Want some cake?"

Posted by: Lena Dunham's toilet at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (t41dG)

29 Google knows that the progressive sites only present the truth and thus focus only on the corrupt lying self-serving conservative sites.

Efficiency!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (gwPgz)

30 I suggest xhe gets xher Social Security Number tattooed across the upper story of her edifice.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)

31 Maybe Google can "fact"-check one of their own employees' claim, made in a public talk presumably authorized by Google, that xhe was a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building."


Mona Wilder works at Google?

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a headache at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (WbIyz)

32 Google needs a good old taste of the anti-trust bat.

Yes, yes it does.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (bZ7mE)

33 I use duckduckgo, but they just ask Google.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (ks6bw)

34 27 i know i always start with Bing, google than takes over the searches.

I have bing as the original search engine
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (t2Uf9)

duckduckgo is all right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (Oh53t)

35 I want to be a plural being. It'd help my BMI out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

36 so google has become just like Fact Check or snopes

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (t2Uf9)

37 On the plus side I draw six paychecks.

I could draw seven if it weren't for those oppressive child labor laws.

Posted by: Sybil at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (A3b6q)

38 Google: Come for the search, stay for the batshit crazy.

Posted by: Tatoos by Luther at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

39 it's like that diversity and comics guy says, these sjw weirdo treasonous hen fuckers are only interested in listing themselves as census categories. The more unique the better.

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (V3U1L)

40 Maybe Google can "fact"-check one of their own employees' claim, made in a public talk presumably authorized by Google, that xhe was a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building."

Now, if you're saying to yourself, "Look, sister, I can buy the yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin identity, and even the expansive ornate building identity, but not both at the same time, see, that's because this Google employee (who is totally sane and can be trusted not to dig into your personal information) is a "Plural Being."

You dummies. I bet you didn't even know you could be a Plural Being.



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Yeah. I don't like this century at all.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

41

For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building'


Does she get taxed as an expansive ornate building?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (lKyWE)

42 " "I am Legion!"
Posted by: Michael the Texan "


I think you're closest to the mark.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (oVWx5)

43 Duckduckgo is working for me.

Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:35 PM (XoAz


Like a charm! It's my default on every browser!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (gwPgz)

44 An expansive ornate building, eh?

In England they refer to them as "Fat Slags".

Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (A3b6q)

45 I've been away from home for two days and my husband keeps pouring champagne into my glass. It's quite amazing. I drink it all gone and POOF! my glass is full again. I may not make it to the end of the thread. Don't touch my stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

46 If you are a plural being can you take 2 standard deductions on your income taxes? If so, I'm thinking about identifying as triple or quadruple being.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (jm1YL)

47 Yeah. I don't like this century at all.
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

The food is decent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (Oh53t)

48 so Damore is correct , they live in a google left bubble, no other thoughts need apply or be considered.
Why they might break their brain having to consider anything outside of their pre concieved LEARNED from their minders ideas.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (t2Uf9)

49 Does she get taxed as an expansive ornate building?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (lKyWE)

Is she zoned as commercial or residential?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (T28di)

50 reposting -
twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/950522109347823618

Google employees literally called James Damore in the middle of the night and threatened his person.

Other documents show Google employees involved in antifa, or recruiting for antifa with the intent to foment a violent revolution.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (99cKh)

51 so google has become just like Fact Check or snopes

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (t2Uf9)

Yeah, but you can totally trust google. Really. REALLY.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (T71PA)

52 google doesn't much care for the Pale Penis People. Every birthday they celebrate on their homepage doodle is for a woman or POC.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

53 I rate her claims 'mostly bullshit.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

54 Oh Good Lord.. There's a wide chasm between an open mind and a cranial prolapse. Sweetheart, (take my star) you aren't enlightened, you're brain damaged.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (tMFgx)

55 Fact-Check this bitches:

I have the 2nd Amendment tattooed on my flaccid penis. It becomes the full United States Constitution when I have an erection.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (bJ0w+)

56 google has become just like Fact Check or snopes

-

Those are lots of fun. It's neat to see them make pretzels in order to push something as true or noble.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (ks6bw)

57 45 I've been away from home for two days and my husband keeps pouring champagne into my glass. It's quite amazing. I drink it all gone and POOF! my glass is full again. I may not make it to the end of the thread. Don't touch my stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

And now we see where the thoughts of tattoos came from.

Grammie joins a long line of military service members and college kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (Oh53t)

58 grammie, i hope getting you all liquored up was for a good reason?

wiggles an eyebrow

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (t2Uf9)

59 okay, emailed him, not called on the phone.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (99cKh)

60 I am Spartacus!

And a nuclear submarine.

But mostly Spartacus!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

61 I was lucky enough to visit Disney World on Yellow-scaled Wingless Dragonkin Day last June. I didn't mind so much. The Winged Dragonkin are much worse. They swoop down and try to steal your french fries.

Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (31w1o)

62 This whole "fact check" thing is a prime, illustrative example of how the big divide is between those with critical thinking skills, and sound general knowledge, and ...... well, mostly the authoritarian know-nothings who go by various labels.


The DC article says the Goolag fact checking is "partisan". That's pretty squishy - or euphemistic. Fact checks are correct, or not. "Partisan" is meaningless in this context.


And if one applied a fact-check screen to every part of a typical MSM dispatch, there'd not be much left. Sometimes every sentence contains falsehoods, or omits key facts in a way that renders what's there completely misleading.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

63 Robbie, and they do!

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (t2Uf9)

64 17 ''Duckduckgo is working for me.''

Yup. Never even get the urge to Google.
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)


Same here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (V+J88)

65 Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

I explained the way it's supposed to work in a really great book!

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (gwPgz)

66 and 'an expansive ornate building'

---
I didn't build that. Believe me.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (ANIFC)

67 YouTube keeps blacking out Prager U videos

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (aC6Sd)

68 google just wants to be everyones Minder. I like how they have all my information down to what cars are parked in my driveway.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (t2Uf9)

69 45 I've been away from home for two days and my husband keeps pouring champagne into my glass. It's quite amazing. I drink it all gone and POOF! my glass is full again. I may not make it to the end of the thread. Don't touch my stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

This sounds like a magical world filled with unicorns, ornate buildings, and dancing dragonkins.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (4ErVI)

70 ''I've been away from home for two days and my husband keeps pouring champagne into my glass. It's quite amazing. I drink it all gone and POOF! my glass is full again. I may not make it to the end of the thread. Don't touch my stuff.''

Do you think his motives may be amorous in nature? Wink, wink.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (jm1YL)

71 The DC article says the Goolag fact checking is "partisan". That's pretty squishy - or euphemistic. Fact checks are correct, or not. "Partisan" is meaningless in this context.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (QDnY+)


I think they meant partisan in application, not in content.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (V+J88)

72
It's one thing to live under totalitarianism, but do our overlords and masters have to be such fucking insufferable dweebs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

73 Google birthday mention = commie POS.

Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (XoAz8)

74 This sounds like a magical world filled with unicorns, ornate buildings, and dancing dragonkins.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (4ErVI)

Don't forget pie. Key lime or dutch apple.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (Oh53t)

75 shouldn't it be plural beings?

"plural" meaning, you know, plural

Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)

76 Page 27, Footnote 3: "For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building' presented a talk entitled 'Living as a Plural Being' at an internal company event

That's called multiple personality disorder and psychosis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

77

Sherman Antitrust Google. Oh wait, Attorney General Lemmon 714, Super Secret Agent...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

78 An expansive ornate building

Nice facade

Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (VDRqr)

79 they are checking that They make the facts appear to match their strung out reality . we'll make it fit! we'll repeat all your searches to what we want you to see.

or close enough, almost. or not

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (t2Uf9)

80 And we all laughed at tattoo guy below.

Well at least he knew who, and what, he was.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (LWu6U)

81 75 shouldn't it be plural beings?

"plural" meaning, you know, plural
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)

There you go with your Patriarchal "Meaning".

Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (A3b6q)

82 75 shouldn't it be plural beings?

"plural" meaning, you know, plural
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)


More like pleural beings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

83 Google sounds like one of the most insufferable places on the planet to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (Oh53t)

84 I bet you didn't even know you could be a Plural Being.

Of course, you can't. "Plural" is plural, so you would have to be "Plural Beings".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (8gDQu)

85 77

Sherman Antitrust Google. Oh wait, Attorney General Lemmon 714, Super Secret Agent...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

How about we General Sherman google?

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (ANIFC)

86 so, google doesn't really desire hiring white or asian.

Without political protection google finds itself outclassed in the market within 5 years.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (xQfPr)

87 Isn't it nice to know that they own the scariest, most dangerous robots ever via Boston Dynamics?

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (kUotE)

88 Leftism is a totalitarian thought process.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (aC6Sd)

89 itwould be nice to antitrust them

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (V3U1L)

90 85
How about we General Sherman google?
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (ANIFC)


M4-A3. FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (mbhDw)

91 Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

No reputable artist will ink you if you have been drinking

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (WQ3tJ)

92 Google is evil. We all know it. What we really need is a site to help us all avoid it, in all its manifestations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (sD2WN)

93 it'd be better to give them helicopter rides

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (V3U1L)

94 72
It's one thing to live under totalitarianism, but do our overlords and masters have to be such fucking insufferable dweebs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

Y'ever wonder if we put this whole thing to rest by sending a eighth grade football team to invade the Google campus and leave none unswirleed?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (tMFgx)

95 Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:

"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


I for one am outraged.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)

96 88 Leftism is a totalitarian thought process.
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (aC6Sd)


Replace "thought" with "submission."

See also: Islam.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

97

I am knight in white satin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

98 i should have clarified, white or asian MALE
chick il do.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (t2Uf9)

99 Damore and other conservatives seem to have a case. But california, so i dunno.

It could happen.

1. Californians in the Bay Area hate Google and other megatech corps pricing them out of housing.

2. Courts there have an installed base of pre-Obama appointees who weren't SJWs.

3. The comments are THAT egregious. California is bleeding productive taxpayers and even the lefties (where sane) have to worry about the golden goose.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (99cKh)

100 97

I am knight in white satin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

You'll never reach the end.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (A3b6q)

101 Obama said premiums would be 3000% lower and every family would see $2500 per year in savings, but everyone knows he meant that the projected long-term cost increases would be reduced by 3/10ths of 1% in at least one year each decade, and the $2500 savings was what families wouldn't need to spend on medical bills after making the conscious decision that they can't meet the deductible and will instead forgo the doctor and hope it's not cancer.

We rate Obama's statements as "Mostly True and Totes Noble."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (ks6bw)

102 Google is evil. We all know it. What we really need is a site to help us all avoid it, in all its manifestations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (sD2WN)

+ just saying

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (t2Uf9)

103 95 Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:

"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)

I think our chaos is well thought out & with a purpose.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC)

104
Breathe deep,
the plurality of gloom...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

105 But you can only have TWO identities.

Having three would be, like, Totally retarded.

Posted by: google at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (+lOpA)

106 but seriosuly who do they hire? Is it all injuns and girls in comfortable shoes? because they can't program fer shit.

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (V3U1L)

107 And its conservatives who hate science.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (aC6Sd)

108 Wow, and I thought the Googlers portrayed in Vince Vaughn's silly movie, "The Internship," were annoying and full of themselves!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (W+vEI)

109 Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:

"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


There are videos? I'm getting ripped off! I am a "Ripped Off Being".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (8gDQu)

110 "Fact Check" means literally nothing. You can contest the accuracy of something, sure. Present your case as to why an article is false.

Their phrase "Fact Check" actually translates into normal English as something like "Scrubbed for Ideological Purity". Because, once again, Facts Don't Matter To These People. (can't find the little "trademark" logo code, and the hamsters would choke on it anyway). If any true representation of a historical event or data set reflects poorly on the Narrative, then by golly that must not be a "Fact", huh? So purge the record and burn the heretic. Carry on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (T28di)

111 95 Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:

"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)

Yeah! 'random chaos', my ass! Our crap is quite jointed!

Off to go pet the squirrels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (Oh53t)

112 95 Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:

"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


I for one am outraged.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)

Seriously. It didn't even mention the random recipe drops.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (4ErVI)

113 Friends don't let friends drunk comment, grammie winger.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (QCX64)

114 grammie, i hope getting you all liquored up was for a good reason?

She's hoping he doesn't notice the credit card bill! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (CNHr1)

115 The sheer batshit insanity of this era repels me. This is pure raving pants-on-heads madness and a major corporation, with a disturbingly invasive dismissiveness of privacy and a penchant for collecting data on everything, sees nothing wrong with this, but does see everything wrong with holding opinions that were unremarkable for ages until a few years ago.

I don't know what to do about the out of control nuttiness of all stripes that's infesting the West. It has to be dealt with, somehow, in order to preserve any sort of stable culture or society.

Posted by: Locarno at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (HhYvn)

116
Does she get taxed as an expansive ornate building?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (lKyWE)

Is she zoned as commercial or residential?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (T28di)\


Either way, she's going to need inspecting. Mike Holmes call your office.

Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (EzdLW)

117 i identify as a honey badger.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (KP5rU)

118 Boulder i do believe cali legislated something for just this type of deal?
i do not remember the Law, and i suppose it was legislated because THEIR own political ideeology being so whack.

anyway perhaps someone in Cali remebers the Law?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (t2Uf9)

119 111
Yeah! 'random chaos', my ass! Our crap is quite jointed!

Off to go pet the squirrels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (Oh53t)


Only pet the ones foaming at the mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

120 I identify as Chic Filet chicken nuggets and a hate shake.

Yuge hit with the women, we are.

Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (g4lFK)

121 95, 103 I say Ace is really just a cat herder

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (aC6Sd)

122 ...letters I've written...

Posted by: Tatoos by Luther at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (Tyii7)

123 These are the same people who want to manage our driverless cars.
I can see it now: "Request for car service to gun range denied. Unauthorized."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)

124 Ace, VOX NEVER LIES!

//Goggle

Teddy Roosevelt to the On Deck Circle Teddy Roosevelt to the On Deck Circle....

Goggle better PRAY the donks win this fall.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (SzZnW)

125 Trump said that Obama wiretapped Trump Towers, but there is no evidence that more than one landline in the tower complex was physically "tapped" nor monitored 24 hours a day from the moment he filed the paperwork to run for president.

We rate Trump's statement as "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE LITERALLY HITLER"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (ks6bw)

126 I don't know what to do about the out of control nuttiness of all stripes that's infesting the West. It has to be dealt with, somehow, in order to preserve any sort of stable culture or society.

'Somehow' . . . ?

Posted by: Caliph Ibrahim, shadow of G-d on Earth at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (99cKh)

127 Break up Google.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

128 127 Break up Google.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)


Scatter and salt, too...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (mbhDw)

129 nd the $2500 savings was what families wouldn't need to spend on medical bills after making the conscious decision that they can't meet the deductible and will instead forgo the doctor and hope it's not cancer.

We rate Obama's statements as "Mostly True and Totes Noble."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (ks6bw)

perfect, you could be writing my story with that.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (t2Uf9)

130 What's the answer?

A: Break up their monopolies and ruthlessly regulate them like we would if your power company shut off your lights because of the way you voted.

Kurt Schlichter:

Yet they still expect the same laissez-faire treatment as any other business even as they try to gut us politically. They discriminate against conservatives, they actively assist leftist partisans like Felonia von Pantsui,, and they aggressively silence conservative voices within their apps. They imagine that they can adopt new rules for themselves while keeping in place the old rules that prevent us from defending ourselves because of "free enterprise" or something. Nah.

...Conservatives now need to savagely regulate companies like Google, Facebook. and Twitter. We need to use our political power in Congress and red state legislatures to incentivize Silicon Valley to return to a system where its companies embrace political and cultural neutrality, or suffer crippling consequences.

Not exactly old school conservatism, right? Well, it's not exactly old school America. Too bad. We liked the old system, but you tech twerps decided to change it. So be it. Too bad that, for some reason, you thought we wouldn't change too.

Like I always say, you're going to hate the new rules.".......

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (Ndje9)

131 Multiple choice quiz time!

I identify as half a bologna sandwich.

Does that mean:

A) One half of my identity is bologna sandwich?
B) My entire identity is one half of a bologna sandwich?
C) I'm a f*ckin' lunatic?
D) I'm a star-f*ckin' attention whore?

No wrong answers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (T28di)

132 Isn't random chaos somewhat redundant?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

133 i never google. i'm smarter than a fucktard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (KP5rU)

134 "Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)

I think our chaos is well thought out & with a purpose.
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC)

Nietzsche says "Out of chaos comes order."

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (T71PA)

135 I'm a dessert topping AND a floor wax.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (cu8/f)

136 Off to go pet the squirrels.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Get back! ...Unless you have Valu-Rite. In which case, "Dilly dilly!!"

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (t41dG)

137 Have avoided Goolag as much as possible, for a long time. Amazed that utoob doesn't have a competitor (or 20). It's very bad for the world that these advertising companies with so much influence (Goolag, Farcebook) seem exclusively populated with bigoted, ignorant freaks with alien authoritarian values. Of course if the populace weren't mostly dumbed down beyond utility the freaks' behavior would have created a backlash from the outset.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (QDnY+)

138 The really galling thing about FB and Google is their rules are so arbitrary that it's impossible to know what will run afoul of the thought police.

Really it boils down to whatever liberals are butthurt about at any given moment.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (4ErVI)

139
Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:

"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."


Totes untrue. Our chaos is systematic and well-planned.

Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (EzdLW)

140 so, google doesn't really desire hiring white or asian.

...anymore.

Posted by: Google's Founders at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (cW490)

141 Google Trump and not until the 4th page is there anything remotely pro Trump in yhe results.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (FfZnv)

142 Am I going to have to keep repeating this comment in every thread?

103 Here's where I suggest yet again that "What a stupid time to be alive" should replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

143 I hope Damore and his co-plaintiffs take those SJW assholes to the cleaners.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (CENO2)

144 These are the same people who want to manage our driverless cars.
I can see it now: "Request for car service to gun range denied. Unauthorized."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)

stuck in a riot? You' probably have to have a verified voting registration card to move. will be begging sari

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (t2Uf9)

145 Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random cheeses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (ks6bw)

146 willow Boulder i do believe cali legislated something for just this type of deal?

I've heard this too, that in CA political opinions (actual sourced opinions) can't be ruled as fireable when delivered in good faith.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (99cKh)

147 You may not vet the Gaza Bridge!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (vDqXW)

148 hugs and kisses rickl.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (t2Uf9)

149 Not to go off topic too quickly but you GOTTA watch the video where the tranny tries to kiss Genuwine. The look on his face as he listens to the tranny explain how tough life is is priceless.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (IYHxL)

150 I bet you didn't even know you could be a Plural Being.

That used to be known as "a Schizo" and then later as "Multiple Personality Lunatic" and later even as "MPD Whacko".

Of course, in the past, those schizos had personalities that were actual pretend people, not buildings or fire hydrants.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (8gDQu)

151 Some ceiling tiles have direcional arrows on the back, but to me I say often random is a direction

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (aC6Sd)

152 boulder, cool beans, perhaps this will actually work our for Damore, and all of us.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (t2Uf9)

153 Hey Alexa, can you eat a bag o' dicks?

Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (EzdLW)

154 73 Google birthday mention = commie POS.
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (XoAz


Gobind Khorana?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (V+J88)

155 Have avoided Goolag as much as possible, for a long time. Amazed that utoob doesn't have a competitor (or 20). It's very bad for the world that these advertising companies with so much influence (Goolag, Farcebook) seem exclusively populated with bigoted, ignorant freaks with alien authoritarian values. Of course if the populace weren't mostly dumbed down beyond utility the freaks' behavior would have created a backlash from the outset.

Posted by: rhomboid at January




"googlag" works better than "goolag" since "goolag" is phonetically identical to "gulag."

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

156 If I identify as a pigeon can I drop a deuce on An Expansive Ornate Building's roof ?

Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (VDRqr)

157 141 Google Trump and not until the 4th page is there anything remotely pro Trump in yhe results.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (FfZnv)

I think they scrubbed the results for Iran protests as well. I went six pages in and it was all MSM approved stories. Not even a conspiracy site with the this is a CIA false flag operation don't you know, which is something that almost always shows up on any given political story or event.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (4ErVI)

158 *passes the dutchie to willow*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (99cKh)

159 damn, wrong big brother

Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (EzdLW)

160 These are the same people who want to manage our driverless cars.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)
---
It solves the crash dilemma? If your car is speeding toward a crowd of people and the only way to stop it is to kill the driver, the answer is

who's the most conservative?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (vDqXW)

161 Alexa, can you eat a bag o' dicks?
Posted by: Hands

That's a 2019 crime.

Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (g4lFK)

162 I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

Posted by: google employee at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (EzdLW)

163 whole plural being thing is a high risk scenario. sets up the same scenario as the guy who slept with some girl with multiple personalities and was prosecuted for raping the personalities that did not want to sleep with him.

what if the building does not want to get humped when the whatever does?

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

164 My theory is that they're testing all this stuff out now so they can be ready for 2020. In their minds some hacks shucking for ad revenue back in 2016 cost Hillary the election. They're going to filter out anything remotely conservative from all platforms to clear the decks for whatever retard the Dems go with three years from now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)

165 I can see it now: "Request for car service to gun range denied. Unauthorized."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)

If responded to by "alternate transport from gun range to you-arranged" it would be short-lived.

Posted by: practical Miklos at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

166 I have to admit I liked the movie The Internship. They did not show any plural beings in the movie though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

167 Your search results are augmented with customized propaganda, at no extra cost. It's a feature!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (/qEW2)

168

I'm butter

Posted by: Parkay at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

169 I can't believe Rosanne Barr is a Trump fan. Hated her old show and to hear anything she had to say. Now I'm going to have to watch her new show. Either way I think it's smart to target the majority market that voted him in. She'll probably do well.

Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (nisXv)

170 Remember Yvette Falarca? Harpy has to pay $11,000 in damages to the head of Cal's College Republicans for frivolous restraining orders.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (CENO2)

171 >>Google is evil. We all know it. What we really need is a site to help us all avoid it, in all its manifestations.


Make that Alphabet, then, the parent company.

Would it surprise you to learn (if you didn't already know) that it's Alphabet's Eric Schmidt helped create Crowdstrike (invested $100 million in them)?

Yep, they're in the midst of the current DNC/Hillary scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (W+vEI)

172 163 Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

and THAT is the type of hard hitting analysis that keeps us all coming back.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (SzZnW)

173 153 Hey Alexa, can you eat a bag o' dicks?
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (EzdLW)

Ordering bag of dicks

Posted by: Alexa at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (VDRqr)

174 So if you had sex with the expansive building being without her permission would that be rape or squatting?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

175 google will see where we chat and where we drive.

yeah that would work out.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (t2Uf9)

176 Aw shit Jorge Ramos again

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (CENO2)

177 Celebrating Insanity....

We live in interesting times...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (NgKpN)

178 so is the multiple being thing on the same continuum as the people that use multiple socks?

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1)

179 I'm a plural being. Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice 'cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)

180 You know what pisses me off most? If you search for "Ace of Spades HQ", you don't get the official conservative site sidebar! Even wikipedia knows we're "a conservative and humor-driven U.S.-based political blog"...or possibly a "smart military blog".

And don't give me any crap about it only applying to paper publications. Daily Kos gets the liberal sidebar with no "claims reviewed".

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (fdbiW)

181 170 Remember Yvette Falarca? Harpy has to pay $11,000 in damages to the head of Cal's College Republicans for frivolous restraining orders.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (CENO2)

$11,000 is chump change to Soros. He has millions in looted Hugarian Jew-lucre to tap into.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

182 Here's where I suggest yet again that "What a stupid time to be alive" should replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

Not time to hoist the Jolly Roger just yet, so I vote yeah.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (cu8/f)

183 Ordering bag of dicks

Posted by: Alexa at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (VDRqr)

Amazon already has dick delivery drones?

Posted by: Miklos anti-trust Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)

184 169 I can't believe Rosanne Barr is a Trump fan. Hated her old show and to hear anything she had to say. Now I'm going to have to watch her new show. Either way I think it's smart to target the majority market that voted him in. She'll probably do well.

Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (nisXv)

Makes sense though because her old show was about Trump people long before there was a Trump movement. It's all about some lower class Middle American Whites trying to scrape by anyway they can. They actually had an episode about filling out your taxes (because that shit is tough and stressful when you're running your own small business, doing contract work, and raising a family).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (4ErVI)

185 So if you had sex with the expansive building being without her permission would that be rape or squatting?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

It'd be "Clean that mess up off the floor!"

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (T71PA)

186 168

I'm butter
Posted by: Parkay at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

"Mantequilla!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

187 Overall, such inclusion embodies Google's fact-checking services, which, as many presciently feared, are biased, if not also downright libelous.

I was gonna say, Google could get itself some more legal pain with this crap.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

188 174 So if you had sex with the expansive building being without her permission would that be rape or squatting?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

does she have a revolving door?

And don't even get me started about entering through the back entrance...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

189 Google is evil, and whatever good comes from them is not enough. However, if Google wins, the people of Google will not like the new overlords, at all. And they will not be fro Google.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (hyuyC)

190 So if you had sex with the expansive building being without her permission would that be rape or squatting?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January




well, you also have to wonder, when you have sex with the expansive building are the penalties more severe for going in through the out door than if you went in through the out door in a real building?

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

191 $11,000 is chump change to Soros. He has millions in looted Hugarian Jew-lucre to tap into.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

Oh, the Hungarian police files have more about lil' Gyorgy. Much more.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

192 168

I'm butter
Posted by: Parkay at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

I can't believe that.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

193 179 I'm a plural being. Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice 'cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)


The pompous douche of love = DACA Durbin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

194 180 Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (fdbiW)

I just used the example of Daily Koos on Disqus.

Essentially the left revels in daring us to do anything about it, I say say "challenge accepted" and trust bust their asses.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (SzZnW)

195 We plural beings suffer the biggest pay gaps, sometimes getting paid half, a third, or a fourth as much as the individual beings in the same job!

Posted by: We are Plural at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

196 So, this "plural being" is batshit insane, clearly. But what does that say about the organization that hired....it?....her?....him?....them?

And really, if the sort of "fact checking" or whatever they are calling it is something you'd be likely to trust, then you aren't reading the websites it checks anyway, so this is an exercise in stupidity from the git-go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)

197 Remember Yvette Falarca? Harpy has to pay $11,000 in damages to the head of Cal's College Republicans for frivolous restraining orders.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (CENO2)

Kind of a weak judgement. Court should have ordered her to submit to being beaten about the head by him for ten minutes with an aluminum baseball bat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (sD2WN)

198 Don't be evil*


* - See our definition of "evil".

Posted by: Google at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

199 Who is doing the fact checking?

Who is checking the fact checkers?

Who is making sure the fact checker checkers are checking correctly?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

200 And I guess she wouldn't have a pimp... but a Landlord?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

201 well, you really need more information on the expansive building before you start humping. So you know, is the expansive building a hotel, motel, apartment, office building, or store? Has implications for the expectations of the duration of the relationship.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (MTjB1)

202 Just read 5 pages of the Damore lawsuit. I have only one thing to say to any normal, conservative person working at Google. Get out, get out now. You are in danger of losing your sanity working with these bigoted assholes.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (N3JsI)

203 >>And I guess she wouldn't have a pimp... but a Landlord?


Concierge?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (W+vEI)

204 I am a meat popsicle

Posted by: Korben at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (VDRqr)

205 she wouldn't have a pimp... but a Landlord?


Concierge?
Posted by: Lizzy at January




doorman

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

206 Everyone has their own built-in "Fact Checker". It's called a Brain.

"Hey, that's an unexpected claim. What's that based on? What's their reasoning behind coming to that conclusion? Ohhhh, I see. They're full of shit. Oh well! Lalalalalaaaa...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (T28di)

207 199 Who is doing the fact checking?

Who is checking the fact checkers?

Who is making sure the fact checker checkers are checking correctly?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

My guess.... it will be outsourced to foreign companies... ie, from a non American culture.

And they will be 'trained' by in house Googleians....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (NgKpN)

208 I am knight in white satin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)



Robert Byrd?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (SiINZ)

209 How many facts could a fact checker check if a fact checker could check facts?

Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (nisXv)

210
179 I'm a plural being. Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice 'cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)


But...you can call me Al.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (7UW64)

211 And I guess she wouldn't have a pimp... but a Landlord?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (NgKpN

Good one.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (2DOZq)

212 To be fair, I must admit, under most circumstances, I'd be more than a bit nervous about frequenting an establishment whose proprietor calls himself "Ace"!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (gwPgz)

213 *facepalm*

Posted by: George Orwell at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (kUotE)

214 209 How many facts could a fact checker check if a fact checker could check facts?


Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (nisXv)


Although, at first glance, that word looked a lot like fart.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

215 qui custodiet ipsos custodes?




has to be a whole industry there.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

216 Never enough caffeine, what's the short version?

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (IYHxL)

217 212 To be fair, I must admit, under most circumstances, I'd be more than a bit nervous about frequenting an establishment whose proprietor calls himself "Ace"!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (gwPgz)

Well, I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me? You can call me Al.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

218 I give this story a rating of 5 Buzzfeed golden showers ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2018 08:08 PM (BiLU+)

219 Kind of a weak judgement. Court should have ordered her to submit to being beaten about the head by him for ten minutes with an aluminum baseball bat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (sD2WN)

--It was his lawyer costs.

She's done it to others so I hope for more to come.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:08 PM (CENO2)

220 "Their phrase "Fact Check" actually translates into normal English as something like "Scrubbed for Ideological Purity". Because, once again, Facts Don't Matter To These People. (can't find the little "trademark" logo code, and the hamsters would choke on it anyway). If any true representation of a historical event or data set reflects poorly on the Narrative, then by golly that must not be a "Fact", huh? So purge the record and burn the heretic. Carry on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"


All. Of. This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 08:08 PM (oVWx5)

221 216: thathalfrican! how you doing? been awhile.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

222 Although, at first glance, that word looked a lot like fart.

And title it "Pull My Finger"

Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (nisXv)

223
Wikipedia is another one with their little agenda. They never mentioned Trump's election in their In The News section. But they currently have the election of the president of Liberia and some limey darts champion has been up for days.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)

224 Wait... a plural being...

So... what if you get Sex permission from the building, but not the dragon...

Is it HALF Rape?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (NgKpN)

225 Never enough caffeine, what's the short version?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at
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January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (IYHxL)
Fucked, we are.

Posted by: Vulgar Yoda at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

226 I'm a plural being. Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice 'cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.

Wait a minute. I just realized he rhymed love with love.

That's....you can't do that.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (+lOpA)

227 Oh.... and Plural beings... we used to have a word for that...

Schizophrenic....

ie... Insane...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (NgKpN)

228 216 Never enough caffeine, what's the short version?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (IYHxL)

Google hires crazies.

We make fun of 'em.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (T28di)

229 I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (tRaq7)

230 sybil the flying dragon and hotel sybil.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (MTjB1)

231 Is their fact checking measurement one to four wingless dragonkins?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

232 'So if you had sex with the expansive building being without her permission would that be rape or squatting?'

How about a brick house?

Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

233 223 Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)

All the places are ran by passive-aggressive otherkins and social deviants who are overdue for getting dismantled...

if these services want common carrier protections they need to be held to Public Utility ideological rules like the old days.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (SzZnW)

234 229 is that from 12 Monkeys?

Posted by: George Orwell at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (kUotE)

235 TheQuietMan, I suppose if they ignore it, they control their own reality .

there used to be a term for people like that.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (t2Uf9)

236 For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building'




Rachel Dolezal: If I work there can I pretend to be black again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

237 227
Oh.... and Plural beings... we used to have a word for that...



Schizophrenic....



ie... Insane...

Posted by: Don Q

Or as I like to say "Bat shit crazy".

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (4pjhs)

238 The fact checking won't be done by anyone.

It will be done by algorithm. Programmed, of course, to reference liberal sources as authorities and conservative sites as the subject to be reviewed. So a lib site who stamps it 'fake news' gets cited in the rebuke, making leftist opinion the blanket authority.

Any time a liberal calls it a lie, it's labeled a lie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

239 I just thought of something...

"Expansive" buildings tend not to be "ornate" at the same time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (T28di)

240 Oops off prophetic sock

Posted by: Johhny at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (kUotE)

241 Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (+lOpA)

I think the correct line is gangster of muff , so no problem.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

242 "142 Am I going to have to keep repeating this comment in every thread?

103 Here's where I suggest yet again that "What a stupid time to be alive" should replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl "


How about Embracing The Power Of "And" as a compromise ?

'cause I think the whole "spit on your hands and ..." thing is gonna get to be yuuge Real Soon Now.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (oVWx5)

243 [ace.mu.nu]

Reviewed Claims:
"Supports of Nazi takeover of US government"
"Dehydration is necessary for GAINZZZ"
"Eating hobos is the ideal lo-carb diet"
"Cookbook recommends 'hate' as main ingredient"
"Promotes white literacy privilege through 'book thread'"

Verdict: guilty as charged.

Posted by: Google at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/qEW2)

244 For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building'



I'm a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

245 "Expansive" buildings tend not to be "ornate" at the same time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January




less woolworth building more big box.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (MTjB1)

246 How about a brick house?

Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

She's mighty mighty.... just lettin' it all hang out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (7UW64)

247 One of the G###le plaintiffs is up next on TuCa.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (CENO2)

248 Some sort of Poe's Law corollary going on here:

I thought I made up plural being last week. I made it up because I thought the absurdity was OBVIOUS(!!!!)

The coffin is calling....

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (vDqXW)

249 perhaps to be 'fair' we should demand google make an alternate site for those they do not want to be around .

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:14 PM (t2Uf9)

250 hey where is that Brendan eich guy now?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:14 PM (t2Uf9)

251 I just thought of something...

"Expansive" buildings tend not to be "ornate" at the same time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (T28di)


========

That's because you spend too much time hanging around losers, baby. With me it's both and.

Posted by: The Donald at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (/qEW2)

252 we should demand google make an alternate site for those they do not want to be around .
Posted by: willow at January




leper colony of the internet? otherwise known as here.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

253 I always used to wonder as a kid why Richard Pryor kept calling everybody "motherlover".


I thought he was stupid.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (+lOpA)

254 Plural Being = Schizophrenia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (peJQi)

255 hey where is that Brendan eich guy now?
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:14 PM (t2Uf9)
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Producing the Brave browser.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

256 What if i'm a white Chick and Want to be a White Guy? can i get a job at google?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (t2Uf9)

257 I identify as a small rock that's too big to lift

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (V3U1L)

258 Damn, I lost yesterday's cool hash.

Damn smartphone

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (CENO2)

259 Nice I misspelled my own name.

I are awesome.

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (kUotE)

260 I identify as a small rock that's too big to lift

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (V3U1L)
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Heavy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (vDqXW)

261 Axeman, does it work on chitty hp desktops?(windows 7)

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (t2Uf9)

262 Nice I misspelled my own name.

I are awesome.
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (kUotE)
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There are no mistakes anymore. You just identify as a guy with a misspelled name.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)

263 I identify as a whale. No, two whales! No, two whales and a turnip! I identify as a two whales and a turnip!

Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

264 If one identifies as a non sentient, would you not be incapable of giving consent?

Posted by: Big V at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (MVE/7)

265 well, eventually someone will self identify as something that gets them in trouble with the feds and this will all get sorted out.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (MTjB1)

266 One of me is hard enough to wash in the morning.

Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (VDRqr)

267 Axeman, does it work on chitty hp desktops?(windows 7)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (t2Uf9)
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Don't think so. I think it's specifically Windows 7 that I never got it to work on.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)

268 Who is doing the fact checking?

Who is checking the fact checkers?



The people who write the checks.

Posted by: George S. at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (zCyNd)

269 I identify as a whale. No, two whales! No, two whales and a turnip! I identify as a two whales and a turnip!

Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
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Fine. What's yer pronoun?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)

270 256 Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (t2Uf9)

Willow that is played out....

you want to be a white chick who wants to be a black dude who wants to be an asian chick who wants to be a dragon who dreams of being a butterfly who is in fact a gazelle.

You can be ALL those things, but what you cannot be is a person who believes in individual liberty, working your ass off to earn your way, or a person who values deeds over poses.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (SzZnW)

271 I was showing my son (who is not political but is skeptical of the power Google is amassing) various websites to show him this new level of bias.

Sadly, I thought to search for "The Weekly Standard" and "National Review" as conservative print magazine examples. To their credit, Google acknowledges their leftist bent by not including "Reviewed Claims" for either of them.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (fdbiW)

272 To answer my own question, Fifth Element. I knew it was Bruce Willis.

Btw, anyone seen Last Man Standing?

I can't find it anywhere.

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (kUotE)

273 Is it OK for Eve to have three faces?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

274 Damore's lawyer is kinda hawt.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (CENO2)

275 I identify as the word "ambivalent"


although I don't know how I feel about that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

276 "Huh? Oh, uh, I guess I identify as not-working-with-your-crazy-asses."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (T28di)

277 I got the Brave browser to work on a Win 7 laptop. No problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (sD2WN)

278 Btw, anyone seen Last Man Standing?

I can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (kUotE)
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You mean the Walter Hill film? Or the Tim Allen sitcom?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (vDqXW)

279 Damore's lawyer is kinda hawt.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (CENO2)

Oh, those dots-not-feather Indian chicks!

Posted by: Nikki Haley Fan Club at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

280 229 is that from 12 Monkeys?

Nope. It's from The Fifth Element. Korbin Dallas' neighbor's wrong answer to a police raid.

A really good Luc Besson sci-fi flick. Some of the same people also worked on Valerian too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (tRaq7)

281 'Fine. What's yer pronoun?'

TWAAT

Posted by: Two Whales And a Turnip at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

282 Oh....Has anyone seen Blade Runner 49?


Any good?

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (+lOpA)

283 271 Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (fdbiW)

Grimaldi they are "house conservatives" or "kept republicans"...

creatures of the left certainly but the self-satisfied outer party to the donk's inner party.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (SzZnW)

284
If I identify as the person who owns Googlag, can I fire everyone there?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)

285 Here's another example of the same bias: On MSNBC a few minutes ago, they had Jennifer Rubin/WaPo, and the label under her name was "Conservative Columnist." (She was bashing PDT, of course.)

Never have I seen MSNBC, CNN, etc, label anyone a Progressive or Liberal Columnist.


In MFM Land, there are mainstream people and conservative (i.e., BAD) people.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (AMIL/)

286 269 I identify as a whale. No, two whales! No, two whales and a turnip! I identify as a two whales and a turnip!

Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
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Fine. What's yer pronoun?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)

Moby Moby....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)

287 Google -->The Circle

That was a creepy movie, particularly because of the way it ended. WTF, Hollywood?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (W+vEI)

288 axeman, thank you. I'll check it out wheni upgrade. this one has almost reached its GB end.
space free 7.10 GB.

haha .
sad.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (t2Uf9)

289 278 The quasi-western starring Bruce Willis and two 1911s.

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (kUotE)

290 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Not Ishmael at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

291 If I identify as the person who owns Googlag, can I fire everyone there?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)
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Why not? But they might screw you and identify as people still employed at Goolag.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (vDqXW)

292 Hmm. I see you can get a Windows 10 Phone for $100.

Not that I want to go to Windows, but there needs to be another option to Android that isn't just the same slave relationship with Apple.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

293 Btw, anyone seen Last Man Standing?

I can't find it anywhere.

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (kUotE)


I taped it but haven't watched it, yet. It was on rotation on one of the cable channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (8gDQu)

294 I wonder if Barney Google would be pleased with what became of the company he founded.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (y+SdL)

295 289 Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (kUotE)

Gatling 1911s....

I mean seriously..... not BOOM

BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (SzZnW)

296 alberta. oh good deal. i like windows 7. but still need a computer with some space

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (t2Uf9)

297 With all that's arrayed against conservatives, it's a miracle we win anything at all.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (UBpXE)

298 I self identify as.. SPARTACUS!!!

Posted by: Not Spartacus at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (NgKpN)

299 A fact checker would check as many fact as he could if a fact checker could check facts.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (AMIL/)

300 xhe was a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building

-
So 1) needs to use more lotion for dry skin and 2) fat and gaudy?

It Puts The Lotion On The Skin, Or It Gets The Hose Again

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (y3aQB)

301 yeah phones are a bear for me .
how do you get rid of stuff they won't uninstall?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (t2Uf9)

302 I am... not Groot?

Posted by: I am Groot? at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (T28di)

303 The quasi-western starring Bruce Willis and two 1911s.

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (kUotE)
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Yeah, directed by Walter Hill.

Goolag Play says they have it: https://play.google.com/store/movies/details?id=MRy16ToKG38

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

304 I identify as a bowl of petunias, a rabbit, a coma patient, a fly, an old man at Lord's Cricket Grounds.

*boom*

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 08:27 PM (V3U1L)

305 I am Legend.

Posted by: Myth at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

306 i identify as a tired old bat.
think i'll go turn out the lights.

nite

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (t2Uf9)

307 Not that I want to go to Windows, but there needs to be another option to Android that isn't just the same slave relationship with Apple.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

I think there will be some decent offerings in Linux-capable smartphones soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (sD2WN)

308 I also identify as the horse I rode in on.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW)

309 Rape is not violence. It is plural being reunification.

Posted by: Goog le at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (BLjCA)

310 I am not an individual!

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (CENO2)

311 I identify as the Power Set of All Identities!

I Win!

Wooo!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (T28di)

312 "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin"


I am proud to say I have no fucking clue what this even means when the words are put in this order.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (/o9Qk)

313 I Win!

Wooo!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (T28di)
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Fuck you!

Posted by: The Empty Set at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (vDqXW)

314 They have brand recognition and therefore advertising revenue. That can change. I've been using bing for the last several years. I can't remember the last time I used google. Choosing not to use google is like choosing not to buy Scott toilet tissue as opposed to another brand. It really doesn't have that much impact for you, but the power has gone to their heads. It would be nice if people would just start ignoring them, like they did with Newsweek.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (/qEW2)

315 I am proud to say I have no fucking clue what this even means when the words are put in this order.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (/o9Qk)

She thinks she's an iguana with jaundice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (sD2WN)

316 Posted by: The Empty Set at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (vDqXW)


(OT, but I always thought "The Empty Set" would be a good name for a jazz band...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (T28di)

317 I am a disabled African-American transgendered lesbian refugee, if there's a Government benefit for life I can claim as a result.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:31 PM (AMIL/)

318
I identify as the winner of Powerball now give me the freaking winning ticket

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:31 PM (SiINZ)

319 What good is being a dragon if you have no wings. Maybe she has a handicap Dragon fetish.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

320 Am I not man?

Posted by: Devo at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

321 I am a disabled African-American transgendered lesbian refugee, if there's a Government benefit for life I can claim as a result.
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:31 PM (AMIL/)
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Ooooh. Are you documented?

Posted by: The Gubmint at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

322 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (sD2WN)

I have Brave working just fine on Win 7 and iPhone 6 and iPad. Interface is a tad different but pretty intuitive!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (gwPgz)

323 Where does Plural Person sit during Thanksgiving ?

Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (VDRqr)

324 Sonobi

Posted by: Sonobi at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

325 >>It would be nice if people would just start ignoring them, like they did with Newsweek.


Their reach is much greater than Newsweek when you factor in YouTube and the other Alphabet/Google Ventures.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 08:33 PM (W+vEI)

326 I know I'm late to this here thread, but how is it that anyone who sexually identifies as a dragon and a building is allowed around normal people, much less manage to hold down a job?

Isn't that kinda sorta crazy? Just a little bit?

I have a pretty good idea what'd happen to me if I were to say something that weird. The nice young men in their clean white coats would be coming to take me away.

Ha ha. Hee hee. Ho ho.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:33 PM (tRaq7)

327 Where does Plural Person sit during Thanksgiving ?
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (VDRqr)
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Wherever they identify themselves as sitting.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:33 PM (vDqXW)

328 I would identify as an 800 lb gorilla so I could sit anywhere I wanted.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

329 I would identify as an 800 lb gorilla so I could sit anywhere I wanted.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
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I identify as Chuck Norris, so I don't have to take your crap!

Posted by: TransChuck Norris at January 09, 2018 08:35 PM (vDqXW)

330
I would identify as an 800 lb gorilla so I could sit anywhere I wanted.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol


You get your own TV channel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:35 PM (IqV8l)

331 183 Ordering bag of dicks

Posted by: Alexa at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (VDRqr)

Amazon already has dick delivery drones?
Posted by: Miklos anti-trust Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)

Yes. They look like flying dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

332 Part of this whole thing is that obviously this person isn't actually "crazy" crazy. She's just a bullshitting asshole. Like a little child who wants to see how far she can string along a prank until Mommy and Daddy say "alright, sweetheart, that's enough now."

Except yuppie/hipster society no longer has that mechanism, and her shitty Boomer parents were too stupid to do it themselves for the kid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (T28di)

333 Normally, I wouldn't be advocating this but Google deserves it. Time to regulate Google. Let them feel the heavy hand of government.

In the meantime, I'll continue to use DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (tnsGd)

334 She thinks she's an iguana with jaundice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (sD2WN)


I...
Yeah....

I still don't get it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)

335 Remember that gal from a few years back who was sexually attracted to structures, like the Eiffel Tower? I want to see a meetup between her and "expansive ornate building" for a proper fact check.

Posted by: April at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (e8PP1)

336 It's amazing that they have a department that is tasked with enumerating conservative sites and then writing bullshit blurbs about them in order to libel them. That sounds pretty low-tech. I guess they are journalism majors that formerly worked at Newsweek or Gawker. I don't know, maybe sites should start libeling google, the way people started saying Harry Reid is a pedophile. They won't respond because they know they will be held to the same standard they violated.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (/qEW2)

337 An massive emp event might be the best thing for the country in the long run. Sadly, I am stuck in the short run.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (ZuGkg)

338 Any man identifies as a dragon spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (gC2IV)

339 319 What good is being a dragon if you have no wings. Maybe she has a handicap Dragon fetish.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

She just really wants to be a monitor lizard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Oh53t)

340 Normally, I wouldn't be advocating this but Google deserves it. Time to regulate Google. Let them feel the heavy hand of government.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (tnsGd)
---
I'm not a purist either. After all, some of the founders said the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: TransChuck Norris at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (vDqXW)

341 'Where does Plural Person sit during Thanksgiving ?'

As far as possible from the rutabagas.

Posted by: TWAAT at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (UdKB7)

342 A sweet potato, I yam.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 09, 2018 08:39 PM (RuIsu)

343 335 Remember that gal from a few years back who was sexually attracted to structures, like the Eiffel Tower? I want to see a meetup between her and "expansive ornate building" for a proper fact check.
Posted by: April at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (e8PP1)

Well, "expansive ornate building" is actually "trans-expansive ornate building". However, as proved several threads below, that shouldn't, nay, MUSTN'T be any sort of impediment should romantic overtures be foisted one way or another.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:39 PM (T28di)

344 Remember that gal from a few years back who was sexually attracted to structures, like the Eiffel Tower? I want to see a meetup between her and "expansive ornate building" for a proper fact check.

Posted by: April at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (e8PP1)

Well, the Eiffel Tower has been erect for nigh-on 150 years, so that gal wasn't totally crazy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:39 PM (sD2WN)

345 I'm not a purist either. After all, some of the founders said the Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Posted by: TransChuck Norris at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (vDqXW)

Plus noted constitutional scholars!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:40 PM (Oh53t)

346 Well, the Eiffel Tower has been erect for nigh-on 150 years, so that gal wasn't totally crazy.
--
Has the Eiffel Tower called its doctor yet?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)

347 The Eiffel Tower just isn't that into you.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

348 Any man identifies as a dragon spends a night in the box.

-
You know the problem with the Pope? What we have heah, is a failure to excommunicate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)

349
She just really wants to be a monitor lizard.

She's a lizard monitor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

350 Part of this whole thing is that obviously this person isn't actually "crazy" crazy. She's just a bullshitting asshole. Like a little child who wants to see how far she can string along a prank until Mommy and Daddy say "alright, sweetheart, that's enough now."

Yep. 'Looook at Meeeeeeeee!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

351 Democratic Underground is fact checked. So see they are totes not biased!!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (1JAxC)

352 What she's saying does sound like a put on.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (+lOpA)

353 224 Wait... a plural being...

So... what if you get Sex permission from the building, but not the dragon...

Is it HALF Rape?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (NgKpN)

I know, right? Is having sex with a plural being a gangbang?

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (1FhAQ)

354 Search for Ace of Spades on the google, and you don't get any fancy sidebar info. I guess we don't matter. I at least expected a fact check like "Commenter Cat Ass Trophy is Mostly False"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (wdmm9)

355 Look, sister, I can buy the yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin identity, and even the expansive ornate building identity, but not both at the same time,

Mighty robots, mighty vehicles... GoBots!

(Transformers were too cisnormative)

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (1V8Oz)

356 This sounds awful, but I really strongly dislike a majority of internet posting humanity. And all leftist.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (/o9Qk)

357
She just really wants to be a monitor lizard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Oh53t)

My Gal Salamander

Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (VDRqr)

358 Normally, I wouldn't be advocating this but Google deserves it. Time to regulate Google. Let them feel the heavy hand of government.


I think when they start actively trying to control the public debate and inhibit half the electorate, their market dominance needs to be broken up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

359 Regulate Google and Amazon. And yeah I know Amazon isn't really a monopoly but fuck them. WAR

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (1JAxC)

360 Have they fact-checked the claim that BO is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (+lOpA)

361 Oh, and I identify as a Cossack AND Coily the Spring Sprite. Sprite rights now!

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)

362 Any man identifies as a dragon spends a night in the box.

Does he have a princess captive? Asking for me.

*sharpens sword*

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (bZ7mE)

363 352 What she's saying does sound like a put on.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (+lOpA)

Right? It's all just a little bit TOO coherent. Too "made up". Actual crazy people don't talk this way. Bullshitting adolescents talk this way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (T28di)

364 I identify as Trump-Russia collusion!!

See there IS such a thing, Bigots!

Posted by: Trump-Russia collusion at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)

365 *Looks into thread*

WTAF?!

*backs out carefully*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (9dGD7)

366 I saw Plural Being open for Styx in Seattle

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (ZjjJp)

367 Yay more springs!

Posted by: TWAAT at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (UdKB7)

368 If only identifying as something could make it so.

He's anyone self identified as Liv Tyler's bath towell yet because if not... Dibs!!!

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (BN/jk)

369 Some of the buildings at Goolag seem to have an asbestos problem.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (azcrj)

370 Hotair isn't fact checked either. LOL. I guess they've finally achieved "good conservative" status over there.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (1JAxC)

371 Normally, I wouldn't be advocating this but Google deserves it. Time to regulate Google. Let them feel the heavy hand of government.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (tnsGd)
******************************

Doesn't Google do a lot of business with Big Government? Doesn't Big Government protect their assets in some other ways?

They don't need to be regulated by Big Govt.
Big Govt. needs to set them free.

Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (L8slQ)

372 360 Have they fact-checked the claim that BO is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (+lOpA)

Can't fact-check a tautology.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (T28di)

373 Expansive ornate building? Well, I did just get vajazzled.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

374
Oh, and I identify as a Cossack AND Coily the Spring Sprite. Sprite rights now!
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy


Get your Spring Fever shot!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

375 http://bit.ly/2D0ehcc

WikiLeaks Inspired Developer Behind Game-Changing SecureDrop Found Dead

Amazing How many Clinton Mafia enemies get depressed isn't it ??

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (y3aQB)

376 DuckDuckGo says they use Bing, Yahoo, and Yandex. (not Google)

they also have instant answers, which seems to be their own database plus wiki and other sources

https://duck.co/help/results/sources

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (otAqJ)

377 I identify as Trump-Russia collusion!!

See there IS such a thing, Bigots!
Posted by: Trump-Russia collusion at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM
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Totally

Posted by: Russian-rigged 2016 Presidential Elections at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)

378 She just really wants to be a monitor lizard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Oh53t)

My Gal Salamander
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (VDRqr)

You know, I just recently saw His Girl Friday on amazon for the first time.

A pretty good movie. I liked the rapid fire dialogue. The overall story is a bit silly 'made for use' and all that rot.

Still, not too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (Oh53t)

379 Has
Ha!
Tried to change it again didn'tcha auto-c.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (BN/jk)

380 370 Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (1JAxC)

Josh Barro is a democrat, and Poppin' Fresh is Julie the Tour guide...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (SzZnW)

381 Amazon lists the deplorable gourmet as number 2691 in cookbooks.
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

382 OT, I worked at a computer shop and a guy brought in his gaming machine. The CPU had overheated. There was a baby gecko stuck in the cooler. Broken back. :-(

Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (kUotE)

383 What she's saying does sound like a put on.

It's not even mildly humorous.

Maybe you need to be really stoned to get it.

Then you have the time wasted for this "woman's" "talk." I hope that wasn't on company time or had any money attached to it in any way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:48 PM (tRaq7)

384 Enron had a weird corporate culture, but I think hubris played a part in its downfall. Google's downfall might be different, but I'll bet it will also involve hubris.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:48 PM (/qEW2)

385 314
It would be nice if people would just start ignoring them, like they did with Newsweek.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (/qEW2)



I was amused this morning when Drudge's headline was about a SpaceX launch failure, and the linked article was from Newsweek.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

386 I identify as POTUS.

Posted by: Hillary at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (VDRqr)

387 Josh Barro is a democrat

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (SzZnW)
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Yeah, I saw him making golden shower jokes the night of the dossier "release" when the media whores were high-fivin' each other.

Posted by: Russian-rigged 2016 Presidential Elections at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (vDqXW)

388 It's about time for our society to once again return to sanity. We've had just about all we can take of celebrating and the acceptance of perversion and glorifying mental illness. These companies that promote this crap are not doing anyone any favors. I vaguely remember something about "Do no evil." These people are in desperate need of help.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at January 09, 2018 08:50 PM (IG67O)

389 So the wingless dragonkin who's also an ornate building is in charge of Human Resources, right?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 08:50 PM (8+Ozj)

390 381 Amazon lists the deplorable gourmet as number 2691 in cookbooks.
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

___

I literally LOLed at some of the comments. The 1 and 2 star ones are hilarious. Well done to the authors.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (1JAxC)

391 Some enterprising young California apparatchik should track down this nut and cite them for a whole bunch of building violations.

"No fire alarms? No fixed address? No permanent attachment to city sewer or septic systems? No ground fault outlets! Good Heavens, this building is a walking disaster! We must condemn it immediately! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (T28di)

392 Amazon lists the deplorable gourmet as number 2691 in cookbooks.
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

--Has has it out sold Pow Wow Chow?

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (geDOQ)

393 I identify as Giant Robot. I can fly and my fingernails are missiles. Where to, little Japanese boy with the radio watch?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (gC2IV)

394 Google's downfall will be someone will build a better mousetrap. It's how all tech giants eventually die.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (1JAxC)

395
I'm gonna break up all this indentifyin'
Cause somebody has got to go

Posted by: Sonny Boy Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (zCyNd)

396 389 So the wingless dragonkin who's also an ornate building is in charge of Human Resources, right?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 08:50 PM (8+Ozj)

__

Sadly every Fortune 1000 company has that thing in charge of HR these days.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (1JAxC)

397 Hi ya BackwardsBoy.
I tried to send the tunes to ya but the addy you had put in your nic was a no go.
Can't remember what the "why not" message was though.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (BN/jk)

398 Normally, I wouldn't be advocating this but Google deserves it. Time to regulate Google. Let them feel the heavy hand of government.

I used to bristle when the EU fined them for being excessively capitalist (and oh, the irony there), but I'm all for it now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (gm9yG)

399 http://bit.ly/2D0ehcc

WikiLeaks Inspired Developer Behind Game-Changing SecureDrop Found Dead

Amazing How many Clinton Mafia enemies get depressed isn't it ??

Posted by: MISH McConnel


Second developer of WikiLeaks inspired submission system "SecureDrop", security expert James Dolan, aged 36, has tragically died. He is said to have committed suicide. The first, Aaron Swartz, is said to have taken his own life at age 26, after being persecuted by US prosecutors.


This is my country
Land of the free

Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 08:53 PM (L8slQ)

400 Doesn't Google do a lot of business with Big Government? Doesn't Big Government protect their assets in some other ways?

I thought you'd never ax...

https://tinyurl.com/y8wxsb7h

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (tRaq7)

401 I identify as both an unstoppable force and an immovable object.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)

402 Amazon lists the deplorable gourmet as number 2691 in cookbooks.
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

--Has has it out sold Pow Wow Chow?
====
I think it's safe to say you people had the hottest selling cookbook this holiday season.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (ZuGkg)

403 'I identify as Giant Robot. I can fly and my fingernails are missiles. Where to, little Japanese boy with the radio watch?'


Oooo I want to change my identity to that too!

Posted by: Was Two Whales And a Turnip but now questioning at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

404 Enron had a weird corporate culture, but I think hubris played a part in its downfall.

There's a company now with books considered "eerily similar to Enron" by accountants: Tesla Motors.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (gm9yG)

405 Posted by: Was Two Whales And a Turnip but now questioning at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

TWATQ?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (T28di)

406 Speaking of HR.....

I think I have been ghosted by a potential employer. Several rounds of interviews, flew me to corporate HQ, put me up in a really swanky hotel and everything.

And then.....100% radio silence.

It's weird becasue I'm not sure I even wanted the job. And maybe that attitude came through when I was in person. But still it's do bizarre that after all that time and effort on both my part and the company's part (not to mention the cost of my travel), not even so much as a "thanks but no thanks" email.

Corporate America is so fucked up these days.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (1JAxC)

407 I'm Batman!

Posted by: Joe the Biden at January 09, 2018 08:55 PM (geDOQ)

408 407 I'm Batman!
Posted by: Joe the Biden at January 09, 2018 08:55 PM (geDOQ)

You should go see the GI doc for the paste-induced bowel obstructions before you worry about hittin' up the shrink.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (T28di)

409 I identify as I. I even have a name for me.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (azcrj)

410 >>>an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building'


Why does identifying as an animal or building involve sexual feelings? Maybe their imagination is an outlet for their horniness and phrase "sexually identifies" is an admission that they really don't believe this crap, they are just horny?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (/qEW2)

411 389 Posted by: Russian-rigged 2016 Presidential Elections at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (vDqXW)

If Allahbarro were any iteration of "republican" he would be mocking the notion a 120,000 buck ad buy by Ivan somehow was SO SMART it thwarted Grammy H's 4 billion dollar Juggernaut....

he flames the GOP every 4th november win or lose.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (SzZnW)

412 Hey teej.

You wouldn't happen to have a band page, would you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (tRaq7)

413 Your "I identify as" papers, please.

Posted by: Major Strasser at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (zCyNd)

414 It's weird becasue I'm not sure I even wanted the job. And maybe that attitude came through when I was in person. But still it's do bizarre that after all that time and effort on both my part and the company's part (not to mention the cost of my travel), not even so much as a "thanks but no thanks" email.
====
Probably reflects dysfunctional hiring process not you. I got hired slowly by a company that took months to get their stuff together. Worked for them for 8 years before they exploded.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (ZuGkg)

415 Corporate America is so fucked up these days.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (1JAxC)

That's literally (literally literally, not figuratively literally) every corporate interview process i've ever dealt with. If they like you, you're in. They decide to go a different way? Poof. Fart in the wind.

Whatever, I guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (T28di)

416 I also identify as the horse I rode in on.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW)
*********


You!

Posted by: Trigger at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (L8slQ)

417 And people think I'm strange because online am an android biker cat-girl?

"Ne ne Uni-chan, these humans are way nuts."

I hope the wretched hive of progressive villainy that is Google gets squished like a cockroach.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (emywJ)

418 i'm watching paint your wagon.
i love the part where he says he'll build her a cabin.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (nBzBk)

419 Wingless dragonkin throws temper tantrum at guests at her mommy's house:

https://tinyurl.com/ycahxrdo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (8+Ozj)

420
I identify as a horn dog and root rat.

Tucker's guest also said that Google is programming their AI to be leftist.

Behold the power of the SJW Skynet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (8O3HH)

421 I identify as I. I even have a name for me.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (azcrj)

I and I survive

Posted by: Bad Brains at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (geDOQ)

422 I know that Microsoft is as soulless and left leaning as Google but right now less obnoxiously and openly so, and Google could do with a little pain for its behavior by shifting to Bing or another search engine that doesn't involve Google at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (39g3+)

423 415 Corporate America is so fucked up these days.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (1JAxC)

That's literally (literally literally, not figuratively literally) every corporate interview process i've ever dealt with. If they like you, you're in. They decide to go a different way? Poof. Fart in the wind.

Whatever, I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (T28di)

Same here with only one exception. It's a shitty way to treat people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

424 Amazon lists the deplorable gourmet as number 2691 in cookbooks.

Tell you what, just reading the back cover was worth it. And then I happened to see the last recipe... perfect!

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (cW490)

425 351 Democratic Underground is fact checked. So see they are totes not biased!!!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (1JAxC)

Did you look at the claims reviewed? As of this instant, one is a claim that a video show a pigeon saluting Vladimir Putin, which Snopes says is "false".

Hard hitting stuff, that.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (fdbiW)

426 Nope. No band page yet.

I guess we're going to end up with a **gulp** Facebook page people can go to that'll have our upcoming gigs on it.
Got asked to do that a bunch of times last year.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (BN/jk)

427 I'm Batman!
Posted by: Joe the Biden at January 09, 2018 08:55 PM

I'll tell my friends.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (9dGD7)

428 Oh how I miss shame, if only we still threw people out of our villages because their activities would adversely affect our society and lead to a normalizing of stupidity.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (cGlgB)

429 I'm Batman

-
Didja see the latest celebrity accused of sexual impropriety? Stan Lee!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

430 i'm watching paint your wagon.
i love the part where he says he'll build her a cabin.


I hate seeing those two guys in such Beta roles.

And I never use that word.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:01 PM (+lOpA)

431 >> https://tinyurl.com/ycahxrdo

" A man on vacation in Thailand was watching a movie in bed when he noticed something quite large move in the corner of his eye. He decided to investigate very cautiously."

Dude must've been a newb. He's got to learn how to tell the ladyboys from the regular real girls. Probably too cheap to go to the higher end places where that distinction is made clear.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 09:01 PM (8O3HH)

432 Well I guess I'm in good company then getting that treatment, LOL.

I dunno, I remember applying for jobs and interviewing back in the olden days - late 90s, early 00s - and generally you got "the call" from an HR flunky saying we're sorry but we found someone way better than you. I guess that went away sometime in the mid 2000s, which was also the last time I seriously looked for a corporate job.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:01 PM (1JAxC)

433 Didja see the latest celebrity accused of sexual impropriety? Stan Lee!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)


Who did he grope, Bess Truman?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)

434 Same here with only one exception. It's a shitty way to treat people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM

Bingo. And if it's the feds, they'll tell you 9 months layer that you weren't selected. No shit kids.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (9dGD7)

435 Doesn't Google do a lot of business with Big Government? Doesn't Big Government protect their assets in some other ways?

I thought you'd never ax...


https://tinyurl.com/y8wxsb7h

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (tRaq7)
-----------------------------------------


And 427 visits to the White House.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/joncmkf

Posted by: Trigger at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (L8slQ)

436 I'd like to identify as somebody not in this world right now.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (vDqXW)

437 Gotta go fold towells.
I know. Sounds exciting doesn't it.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (BN/jk)

438 I am knight in white satin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
Robert Byrd?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (SiINZ)
------
He identified as a Dragon too!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (QCX64)

439 That's why I don't think the campus snowflakes will end up being baristas. Nope, they'll end up working for Google or a government bureaucracy. And they'll have power over you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (62n4d)

440 Probably reflects dysfunctional hiring process not you. I got hired slowly by a company that took months to get their stuff together. Worked for them for 8 years before they exploded.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (ZuGkg)

Yeah companies can be weird- I put it down to 90% of HR depts being feckless morons.

I once interviews at a medical injectibles company. They brought me in for an interview, which I thought went well. They even called me back and started discussing salary. Then absolutely nothing.

I should have seen the red flag. When I interviewed with the production supervisor he gave me his card and said "Give me a call if you need anything. Just in case." Which I thought was odd at the time but after a couple of months made me wonder if he knew what fucknuts were working in HR.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (Oh53t)

441 Scouring the Interwebs in admittedly cursory fashion, I have found no theories about what Trump is up to with his media awards tomorrow.

Well, I found one, but I'm not buying, on the "it's too good to be true" rule.

Anyone have any theories? This came out of the blue, and it seems unlikely to be lame, so what is up?

Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (Vb4BV)

442 I hope James Damore ? ends up owning the company. He might be a leftist but he's evidently not completely nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (8+Ozj)

443 Who did he grope, Bess Truman?


Got fresh with Betty Grable.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (+lOpA)

444 Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (Vb4BV)

I think he rescheduled it for next week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:05 PM (8+Ozj)

445 I'm starting to think the Congress needs to start designing some tax legislation with only one purpose - to bankrupt and destroy Google. I can think of a few easy ways to target them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2018 09:05 PM (V2Yro)

446 *reads another resune*

What a loser- doesn't even have a job...

Posted by: The Elite of Corporate HR at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (cW490)

447 442 I hope James Damore ? ends up owning the company. He might be a leftist but he's evidently not completely nuts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (8+Ozj)


If he is a Leftist, he is a Leftist Who Can Think. Which definitely makes him the Other, these days. I used to enjoy Leftists Who Can Think, back when I could find them.

Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (Vb4BV)

448 I'm every woman

Posted by: Chaka Kahn at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (geDOQ)

449 446 *reads another resune*

What a loser- doesn't even have a job...
Posted by: The Elite of Corporate HR at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (cW490)

Heh. That's whipsawed me a few times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

450 444 I think he rescheduled it for next week.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:05 PM (8+Ozj)


Oh, so he did. I will stow my tenterhooks in the closet.

Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)

451 Re: Paint your Wagon - watch the scenes where Clint is singing. He looks like he's scanning the horizon for enemy aircraft.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (V2Yro)

452 Didja see the latest celebrity accused of sexual impropriety? Stan Lee!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)


Who did he grope, Bess Truman?

-
http://bit.ly/2DcKiuC

Oral sex in the shower doesn't sound too bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

453 Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (BN/jk)

I understand your anxiety. The previous FB page for our church got all screwed up, so I have to make my own FB account and entirely redo it. Dont.. Want. To.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:08 PM (8+Ozj)

454 I guess we're going to end up with a **gulp** Facebook page people can go to that'll have our upcoming gigs on it.
Got asked to do that a bunch of times last year.


I hear that Facebook thingy is getting popular.

Really, it's good for bands plus you could use it as a sort of a calling card, put a couple of songs on it for club owners to hear and blast out invites to friends and such.

I guess. I'm never on it. Can't stand the leftards and the music biz is lousy with them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:08 PM (tRaq7)

455 i'm watching paint your wagon.
i love the part where he says he'll build her a cabin.


That movie is a masterpiece.
Whoever got Marvin and Eastwood to sing was a comedy genius.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2018 09:09 PM (zGsgt)

456 Governor of Washington State claims only 59 days left to save world from Climate Change

https://mobile.twitter.com/GovInslee/status/950831921004732416

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2018 09:09 PM (e8kgV)

457 180 You know what pisses me off most? If you search for "Ace of Spades HQ", you don't get the official conservative site sidebar!
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (fdbiW)


Fact Check: There is no such country as Peruvia
Fact Check: The Barrel is a lie
Fact Check: No evidence has ever been presented for Ace's GAINZZ

Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)

458 Governor of Washington State claims only 59 days left to save world from Climate Change

https://mobile.twitter.com/GovInslee/status/950831921004732416

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
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Hell freezing over?

Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (L8slQ)

459 I have found no theories about what Trump is up to with his media awards tomorrow.

If Ace wears that brown tunic he had in Episode II, does that mean he's for sexual harassment or against bullshit?

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (cW490)

460 Paint Your Wagon? That sounds like something some freaked out weirdo freak would watch.

Posted by: Was Two Whales And a Turnip but now questioning at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (UdKB7)

461 Nope, they'll end up working for Google or a government bureaucracy. And they'll have power over you.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (62n4d)
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That's what I've been trying to tell a lot of conservatives.

The first wave of cannon fodder falls in scores, but the successive waves reach and breach the wall. The left is weaponizing our youngsters. Feeding them with neurosis and now delusion.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW)

462 "Fact Check: The Barrel is a lie"

Greatest trick I've ever pulled...

Posted by: The Barrel at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

463 Didja see the latest celebrity accused of sexual impropriety? Stan Lee!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)


========

Groperman. He saves gropers from belligerent women who repel their advances with pepper spray and handguns.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:12 PM (/qEW2)

464 456 Governor of Washington State claims only 59 days left to save world from Climate Change

https://mobile.twitter.com/GovInslee/status/950831921004732416
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2018 09:09 PM (e8kgV)



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The dude is deranged. Like literally. He must have 40 tweets on the topic in the span of an hour. And Dems say Trumo tweets too much? LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:12 PM (1JAxC)

465 Fact Check: No evidence has ever been presented for

Ace's GAINZZ
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)
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Kaboom is actually the BEST cereal ever and Right-wingers destroyed it to keep it from you!!

Posted by: Goolag Fack Chuckers at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)

466 Here's a photo of a Google employee. who harassed Damore until he was fired:

https://twitter.com/Maganificent_NJ/status/950580412216172544

I think he might know his way around a glans, as Ace says. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (gm9yG)

467 I've got Paint Your Wagon on laserdisc. I've been afraid to watch it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

468 What happens to the climate in 59 days?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (8+Ozj)

469 'Governor of Washington State claims only 59 days left to save world from Climate Change'

58 in Australia.

Posted by: EXTWAATBNQ at January 09, 2018 09:14 PM (UdKB7)

470 468 What happens to the climate in 59 days?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (8+Ozj)

I guess it is supposed to stop changing.

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2018 09:14 PM (ABjxW)

471 Hail, hail, fire and snow.
To search Google, we will go.
Far away, for to see, friendly Google brings results to me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 09, 2018 09:15 PM (IcT7t)

472 The Governor of Washington State should hope that within 59 days, the sun will eventually show itself up there.

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2018 09:16 PM (ABjxW)

473 What happens to the climate in 59 days?

Its lease expires.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

474 Could it wait a few months and stop climate change this summer?

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:17 PM (cW490)

475 59 days. note to self, buy that ferarri tomorrow. won't have to pay for it anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

476 #MeToo!

Posted by: The Climate at January 09, 2018 09:17 PM (vDqXW)

477 What happens to the climate in 59 days?

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Plague 1 water turned into blood; fish died. ...
Plague 2 frogs. ...
Plagues 3 and 4 biting insects and wild animals. ...
Plagues 5 and 6 livestock disease and boils. ...
Plague 7 fiery hail. ...
Plague 8 locusts. ...
Plague 9 darkness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:18 PM (+y/Ru)

478 Cossack!!!

Posted by: ensign chekov at January 09, 2018 09:18 PM (QCX64)

479 used to be the fellas saying "We're all gonna die in {x} days!" were laughed out of town, or committed to an institution.

Now, they get tenure and win elections.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:18 PM (T28di)

480 In 59 days the Climate could catastrophically transform into what is known as"Spring".

Authorities fear it will strike the Southern states first and work it's way north.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)

481 >>>I've been afraid to watch it.

over the years, i have started and stopped a million times.
...but i dig lee marvin and clint goes without saying.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2018 09:19 PM (nBzBk)

482 "The best things in life are dirty."

Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2018 09:20 PM (FdNEK)

483 Not a coincidence that Trump's first two Propaganda Ministers were initialled SS. Literally Hitler.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 09, 2018 09:20 PM (jQ8SL)

484 I don't see any of this when I do a search on google.

I get "owner", "founder", "launched", etc.. but not the fact check tabs. Tried turning off ad blockers but still don't see it.

Posted by: bananaDream at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (yRBj9)

485 I've been afraid to watch it.
---
That because you read the definition on Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

486 Plague 7 fiery hail. ...


I hear that was totally over-rated.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA)

487 This is worrisome. If the Governor of Washington thinks the are only 59 days to stop climate change is he going to send out some people to "take care" of Donald Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (8+Ozj)

488 Just spitballin' here, but all those Dems at the White House appeared to still be alive. The tax cuts are ineffective. Although data on Steny Hoyer is inconclusive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (LV3VM)

489 http://bit.ly/2mf9c4O

Hope Rep. Desantis doesn't get suddenly Depressed

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (y3aQB)

490 Well, if the world ends in 59 days, at least we won't watch 10 million campaign ads next fall. Always look on the bright side.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (62n4d)

491 Ya know, if someone shoves either a gun OR a dick into my face, I'm apt to remember them.

Not fondly, either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (0ogQG)

492 483 Not a coincidence that Trump's first two Propaganda Ministers were initialled SS. Literally Hitler.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 09, 2018 09:20 PM (jQ8SL)

___

We have our front page for tomorrow!

Posted by: New York Times at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (1JAxC)

493 Google has abused it's position and betrayed the trust implicit in the service it provides. Break it up and regulate it like all other public utilities. ComEd doesn't get to decide that conservatives get less power than liberals and neither should Google.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (C0MK3)

494 I saw "Paint Your Wagon" once.

ONCE.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (rJUlF)

495 If my calendar counting is right, 59 days is March 9.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (+y/Ru)

496 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (62n4d)

LOL

(I don't have a workingTV. It's quite a blessing)i

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (8+Ozj)

497 Wasn't the end of the world supposed to happen on Jan 1 when the tax cuts went into effect? So we have a bonus 59 days.

Sweet!

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (1JAxC)

498 Sorry, I missed it, what happens in 59 days?

Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (C0MK3)

499 ''Scouring the Interwebs in admittedly cursory fashion, I have found no theories about what Trump is up to with his media awards tomorrow. ''

Pure entertainment for us deplorables at the media's expense. Who else would have thought of something like this? I hope he does Hollywood awards style. Black tie and tux, Mrs Trump present and looking super glamorous. Popcorn has been purchased and is ready to pop.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (jm1YL)

500 ComEd doesn't get to decide that conservatives get less power than liberals and neither should Google.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (C0MK3)

___

Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (1JAxC)

501 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (+y/Ru)

He was a little off on the Ides of March.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (8+Ozj)

502 I think Google ought be dubbed a "public convenience"

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (vDqXW)

503 If my calendar counting is right, 59 days is March 9.

Daylight Savings Time returns?

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!11!ELEVENTYY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (tRaq7)

504 Here's a photo of a Google employee. who harassed Damore until he was fired:

https://twitter.com/Maganificent_NJ/status/950580412216172544

I think he might know his way around a glans, as Ace says. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (gm9yG)



He has a nice haircut, just needs a Charlie Chaplin mustache to complete the look

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (SiINZ)

505 So Trump backed off from off shore drilling in Florida. I don't see how the other states don't put the same pressure on him. Can't say I did not expect this. I think we aimed a little high with this one.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (2DOZq)

506 Well, the Washington governor wants to pass a carbon tax.

https://tinyurl.com/ybuy3ocm


Washington would start collecting the tax in the 2020 budget year when it's expected to generate $726 million within the year. Throughout the next four years the tax would raise a total of $3.3 billion.

The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.



Holy "gang aft aglay" Batman!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

507 59 days.

Posted by: Samara at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (vDqXW)

508 Pure entertainment for us deplorables at the media's expense. Who else would have thought of something like this? I hope he does Hollywood awards style. Black tie and tux, Mrs Trump present and looking super glamorous. Popcorn has been purchased and is ready to pop.
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (jm1YL)

Blue carpet.

Just to screw with them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:26 PM (T28di)

509 I know BB.
Gary's daughter put one of the songs, "Christmas Tree on Main Street", on her page then shared it with her mom.

20 hours later, 2000 plays.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:26 PM (BN/jk)

510 Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (jm1YL)

Do not tune in tomorrow. You'll be disappointed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:27 PM (8+Ozj)

511 Fact Check: There is no such country as Peruvia
Fact Check: The Barrel is a lie
Fact Check: No evidence has ever been presented for Ace's GAINZZ
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)



If you believe one of the fact checks, Ace is a woman named J Michelle Kerr. The person on Fox a few years back didn't strike me as being a Michelle, but we are not allowed to judge anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2018 09:28 PM (wdmm9)

512
He has a nice haircut, just needs a Charlie Chaplin mustache to complete the look
Posted by: TheQuietMan


You know who else had a Charlie Chaplin mustache?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)

513 If he is a Leftist, he is a Leftist Who Can Think.

Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (Vb4BV)


He's just a leftist who got mugged.

That said, google has the right to hire, or fire, anyone they want for any reason. I'm glad to hear that they are filling their positions with sub-par quota fillers. I hope they do that all the way to the top.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 09:28 PM (8gDQu)

514 Well, the Washington governor wants to pass a carbon tax.

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Taxes, is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

515 Google worked directly with the Obama Census Bureau (his first action as President was to move Census from Commerce Dept. to under the White House directly) to steal the 2012 election, and to attempt to steal the midterms and the 2016 election.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)

516 What do I have to do to save the world from climate change in 59 days? Also...humans have the power to stop Earth's climate from changing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (wdmm9)

517 You know who else had a Charlie Chaplin mustache?

*places envelope to turban*


Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (tRaq7)

518 515 Well, the Washington governor wants to pass a carbon tax.

-
Taxes, is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Tell him to pass an oxygen tax instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (T28di)

519
So Trump backed off from off shore drilling in Florida. I don't see how the other states don't put the same pressure on him. Can't say I did not expect this. I think we aimed a little high with this one.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol


No drilling. No coal. No nukes. Lots of dreamers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (IqV8l)

520 >>Governor of Washington State claims only 59 days left to save world from Climate Change



And what is he doing to stop it?

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (Fj2YX)

521 Not a coincidence that Trump's first two Propaganda Ministers were initialled SS ᛋᛋ. Literally Hitler.

Fixed it for you while courting the Barrel on an iPhone.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (cW490)

522 Paint your wagon... red with blood, I bet!

Posted by: homer simpson at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (QCX64)

523 Are they just as nutty at Bing or any other search engine site?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (8+Ozj)

524 Washington would start collecting the tax in the 2020 budget year when it's expected to generate $726 million within the year. Throughout the next four years the tax would raise a total of $3.3 billion.

The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.


How many items of uncut bullshit are in those sentences? Attention: THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS GOING TO REDUCE GREENHOUSE EMISSIONS. YOU KNOW, FOR THE PLANET.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (LV3VM)

525 Google has abused it's position and betrayed the trust implicit in the service it provides. Break it up and regulate it like all other public utilities. ComEd doesn't get to decide that conservatives get less power than liberals and neither should Google.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (C0MK3)


========

A public utility is a kind of monopoly and indispensible. Google is free, unnecessary, and there are many alternatives, whether you are talking about their search engine, crap email or browser. People just need to will themselves to break free. Although I wouldn't be averse to government being used to punish them, the way it has been used to punish conservatives. Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (/qEW2)

526 Do dragon kin tattoo their secret numbers on their foreheads?

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (yM/Yl)

527 Washington would start collecting the tax in the 2020 budget year when it's expected to generate $726 million within the year. Throughout the next four years the tax would raise a total of $3.3 billion.

The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.


Holy "gang aft aglay" Batman!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

More, please! Tax more more more!

Posted by: Boeing's Charleston plant at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (zCyNd)

528 Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (cW490)

I sailed on the SS Literally Hitler once.

Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)

529 Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.

I look awesome in black. And capes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:33 PM (LV3VM)

530 I have found no theories about what Trump is up to with his media awards tomorrow.


Wouldn't it be like awesome you know if
like the awards turned out to be like you know ARREST WARRANTS.

Posted by: Chartreuse at January 09, 2018 09:33 PM (L8slQ)

531 Gonna be a short year

Posted by: Will Bynn at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (VDRqr)

532 An expansive ornate building

Nice facade

Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (VDRqr)





Hey hey, my cornices are up here.

Posted by: An expansive ornate building at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (WbIyz)

533 I sailed on the SS Literally Hitler once.

Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)

You have no fashion sense!

Posted by: Hugo Boss at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd)

534 Gonna skeedaddle on outta here.

Leofb

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (BN/jk)

535 Wouldn't it be like awesome you know if
like the awards turned out to be like you know ARREST WARRANTS.

Posted by: Chartreuse at January 09, 2018 09:33 PM (L8slQ)

What's that? I can't hear you. My brains just forcefully ejected out through my earballs from the concussive force of having read that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (T28di)

536 529 Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (cW490)

I sailed on the SS Literally Hitler once.

Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)

Nonsense. You'll look wonderful in lederhosen!

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Rohm at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (1FhAQ)

537 520 No drilling. No coal. No nukes. Lots of dreamers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Turn those Bannons back on!

*You might want to adjust the tightness of your tinfoil hat a bit*

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (0ogQG)

538 >>> Wouldn't it be like awesome you know if
like the awards turned out to be like you know ARREST WARRANTS.

You get cuffs! You get cuffs! Everybody gets cuffs!!!

Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (cHbmY)

539 *places envelope to turban*

Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (tRaq7)


========

I loved that bit. I suppose today it would be deemed as offensive to some group. We've become a humorless, drab society. No more whimsy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:36 PM (/qEW2)

540 The good news is that with that sort of sexual orientation she's unlikey to find a mate and reproduce.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 09, 2018 09:36 PM (K6xA0)

541 You know that scene in The Shining when Shelly Duvall reads what Jack Nicholson has been typing and realizes he's full batshit crazy? Well, this is kinda like that.

http://bit.ly/2mkwZku

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

542 The Governor of Washington says 59 days. Prince Charles now says 35 years.

This has to be settled. I say we let them fight it out with big spears of carbon with the Star Trek battle music playing in the background.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:37 PM (LV3VM)

543 Governor of Washington State makes Governor William J LePetomane look like a mental giant.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 09, 2018 09:38 PM (e1mEI)

544 542 The Governor of Washington says 59 days. Prince Charles now says 35 years.

This has to be settled. I say we let them fight it out with big spears of carbon with the Star Trek battle music playing in the background.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:37 PM (LV3VM)

Solar-powered chainsaws.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

545 I sailed on the SS Literally Hitler once.

Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)



I know what you mean. The mandatory jackboots even in the pool was a bit over the top

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (SiINZ)

546 Man, that Trump. Using the tax code to minimize his taxes.

It's almost like those TurboTax ads are trying to tell us something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (LV3VM)

547 Anonosaurus Wrecks


I love that literally Hitler is driving her literally insane. In real time. In full public view.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (+lOpA)

548 And steerage gets really cool striped pajamas!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (QCX64)

549 59 days!

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (yM/Yl)

550 I loved that bit. I suppose today it would be deemed as offensive to some group. We've become a humorless, drab society. No more whimsy.

Agreed. But I think the time's approaching for someone to break out of this PC Humor Prison and start telling edgy, non-PC jokes again.

Who will start being genuinely funny again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (tRaq7)

551 Solar-powered chainsaws.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

Wind powered snow blowers.

Posted by: Miklos, like a boss at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (zCyNd)

552 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (tRaq7)

Bill Burr

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (2DOZq)

553 >> Google is free, unnecessary, and there are many alternatives, whether you are talking about their search engine, crap email or browser.

-----------------------------

That's what I would say at first blush, but I've read detailed arguments about how they have become a monopoly. The Standard Oil of what they do.

The discriminate against conservative thought -- anything no SJW. As Tucker just said, conservatives need to realize that it's no longer the federal government that is the biggest threat to liberty, but YUGE companies like Google and others.

And that is true.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

554 Who will start being genuinely funny again?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (tRaq7)

......I'm out.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (rJUlF)

555 You get cuffs! You get cuffs! Everybody gets cuffs!!!

Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (cHbmY)
***********

Fantastic, beautiful, but not too yuuge, gold cuffs.

Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (L8slQ)

556 It's almost like those TurboTax ads are trying to tell us something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (LV3VM)

I never really understood those.

Posted by: Timothy Geithner at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (zCyNd)

557 Bill Burr
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (2DOZq)

Heh. That was my first thought too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (T28di)

558 Looks like the ONT is up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:44 PM (T28di)

559 The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.


Holy "gang aft aglay" Batman!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

Why, it's like free money! It would be criminal not to take it!

*sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 09:44 PM (Oh53t)

560 59 days to save the planet.

What we need is a regressive tax to fund green corruption in a state with less people than Hong Kong. That will save the erf.

And yes, I think I just invented a new term. Feel free to use it, but I get royalties, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:45 PM (LV3VM)

561 553 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

Yup....Teddy Roosevelt to the on deck circle....

"RICO Predicate Acts" is not supposed to be your business model in a publicly traded company.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 09:46 PM (SzZnW)

562 The dude is deranged. Like literally. He must have 40 tweets on the topic in the span of an hour. And Dems say Trumo tweets too much? LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:12 PM (1JAxC)

If he's that despondent about the state of the world, the best thing he could do is to suck-start a Glock, and reduce his carbon footprint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 10:34 PM (sD2WN)

563 Only The Donald could turn a meeting of Congress into a spectacle.

The age of dignity sadly but certainly has been slain.

Posted by: Billy Wynner at January 10, 2018 12:22 AM (GW92i)

564 Wow! I had no idea there was a term: "Plural Being." Like how I'm both a cobalt blue dragon trapped in human form, and also Earth's avatar of the star Rigel. It's nice to have words for it.

Posted by: SciVo at January 10, 2018 12:56 AM (sjLTO)

565 "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building."

You used the wrong pronoun when referring to that person. Which, in California, is a felony.

Not kidding.

Wish I was.

Posted by: Aarradin at January 10, 2018 02:55 AM (5kvQv)

566 Google only enforces it's terms and conditions on conservatives therefore they do act in good faith, it's high time they face anti-trust trial.

Posted by: Rose at January 10, 2018 11:11 AM (30UCB)

567 I am wondering why this person wasnt helped sooner, I am sure Google has a fantastic mental health benefit.

Posted by: Hal C at January 10, 2018 04:36 PM (3FDYa)

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