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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/7/18 )
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur WardQuote II
Let us remember that revolutions do not always establish freedom. Our own free institutions were not the offspring of our Revolution. They existed before. Millard FillmoreQuote III
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken
Hot coffee. Ice coffee. Espresso. Cappuccino. Coffee enema the Gwyneth Paltrow way.
If you don't want to fill your rectum with coffee, Gwyneth also recommends "detoxing" by drinking out of a $350 rose gold crazy straw, applying $85 "wellness oil," drinking from a $84 water bottle with a positive energy crystal jutting proudly from its base, or carrying a $85 shaman bag of "magically charged stones" (at least you carry these in the shaman bag, instead of your birth canal).
Sometimes I just don't know what to say.
The State Department is spending $50,000 for conferences aimed at getting more female bloggers in India. The project, "SHE Vlogs: Video Blogging Training for Women Entrepreneurs in North India," will develop a "vlogging training curriculum" and locate speakers for the workshops in three cities in northern India.Just who the f*ck comes up with these ideas?
Lynn Tran and Richard Hazen built a Florida beachfront treehouse that would be the envy of any child. It's got two levels, hammocks and windows looking out on the Gulf of Mexico. But the hangout has cost the couple a handsome sum: about $30,000 to construct and probably five times that in legal fees as they've fought local authorities over it, Tran said. Now, they're at their last stop, the Supreme Court. Unless the high court intervenes, the treehouse must be torn down.
The ONT doesn't know who is right or wrong. But, it sure sounds like the Mayor is a douche.
Nothing like government saying We will make you remember.
WESTMINSTER -- While Vincent's Country Store owner Brian Vincent claims that issuing a warrant for his arrest for not renewing his dog license was "extreme," local officials maintain that all proper procedures were followed when handling the issue this week.
Really, an arrest warrant?
January 7, 1937, Born on this day, Paul Revere, keyboards, Paul Revere and the Raiders, (1971 US No.1 single 'Indian Reservation', plus 14 other US Top 30 hit singles. He died on 4th Oct 2014. via thisdayinmusic.com
January 7, 1955, 'Rock Around the Clock' by Bill Haley and his Comets, entered the UK chart for the first time. The original full title of the song was 'We're Gonna Rock Around the Clock Tonight!' and is often cited as the biggest-selling vinyl rock and roll single of all time with sales over 25m. via thisdayinmusic.com
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will
Former Milwaukee County Sheriff and prominent President Trump supporter David Clarke Jr. will face trial for taunting a man on Facebook, USA Today reported. Clarke is set to stand trial on Jan. 22 after he called Daniel Black a "snowflake" on Facebook. Black said that Clarke abused his authority to harass him after an encounter on an airplane on Jan. 15, 2017. No criminal charges were filed in the case, but Black also filed a civil rights lawsuit against Clarke. A judge on Friday dismissed many of the charges, but said a jury should decide whether Clarke's Facebook posts were threats or retaliation against Black.
Redwood City Man, With Genitals Exposed, Asks For A Ride: DA
The man was ultimately arrested — and allegedly offered to orally copulate the police officer if he would let him go, prosecutors say.
No roughing, no off-sides or icing. Just Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Opposing Team Goalie Lends Player His Truck In A Snowstorm So He Can See The Birth Of His Child
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Not responsible for unattended carts and/or children.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at January 07, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZhaeX_Hkb8&index=17&list=PLW-4X-flRYwBhRHy01hK_oUqJsncivTF5
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 07, 2018 09:56 PM (aKvfY)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 07, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (ILitO)
Thank you,MisHum!
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (fjf5L)
DC Press Corps KNEW For a FULL YEAR Hillary Clinton Was Behind Russia Dossier HID IT FROM PUBLIC
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 07, 2018 09:58 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2018 10:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd)
You're doing it wrong, Gwynnie.
Posted by: Juan Valdez at January 07, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2018 10:01 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (Q4qzZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:03 PM (mc8++)
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
The crony crapitalist gets windmill subsidies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
Nice. That should be featured in a book thread.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Peter North at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (mc8++)
If you don't want to fill your rectum with coffee, Gwyneth also recommends "detoxing" by drinking out of a $350 rose gold crazy straw, applying $85 "wellness oil," drinking from a $84 water bottle with a positive energy crystal jutting proudly from its base, or carrying a $85 shaman bag of "magically charged stones" (at least you carry these in the shaman bag, instead of your birth canal).
Who actually buys this shit? Seriously, who? Other celebritards?
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: zombie Simon & Garfunkle at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (DNH+H)
>> face?
Don't know about there, but it works in other places.
Posted by: Demi Moore at January 07, 2018 10:06 PM (8O3HH)
Neither my hoo-hoo nor my pooter are stepchildren.
They are, however, very naughty and need spanked.
Posted by: Gwen Paltroon at January 07, 2018 10:06 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:06 PM (nisXv)
++++
Did anyone tell Trump there is already a Gorilla Channel? They call it C-SPAN.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:07 PM (FUu/Z)
damn near done when it went on...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:07 PM (mahnP)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 07, 2018 10:08 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:09 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:09 PM (g4lFK)
++++
Actually, if you read the story, they did ask for permission. Before they started building, they asked the city if they needed a permit. City said no. After they were finished, City said, oops, you need a permit after all. And, BTW, you can't have one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (pvjTE)
Wow, whatta mess that girl is.
She's more infatuated with hoohahs than I am.
And THAT is saying something.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)
Speeding = Not good
Eluding police = Really not good
Eluding police while drunk = Really, really not good
Open intoxicants & drugs in the car = really, really, really not good
BODY IN THE TRUNK WAS HIS MOM = Powerball Winnah of Stupid...
Posted by: TXMarko at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (p4FD+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (2WfB0)
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (T/KY7)
https://twitter.com/BRANDONHILTON/status
/948340281115541504
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (g4lFK)
ONTsPosted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (mahnP)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (sRycn)
Darn, I was hoping for a snow day.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (fjf5L)
Bill Haley and the boys are attired in what look rather like smoking jackets.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar
Everybody smoked in those days.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 07, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)
Did they serve the warrant with a no-knock SWAT raid at 0400 and shoot his dog?
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Instead of learning, she just does it all over again.
The people who sell her this shit, they must be laughing their asses off.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)
By Lindsay Ellis Updated 6:21 pm, Sunday, January 7, 2018
Best Shot Range in Friendswood closed Sunday after a gunshot injury caused by a weapon malfunction.
A man was shooting a handgun at the range, and when he attempted to clear the weapon, the gun discharged, according to the Harris County Sheriff's Office.
That agency, in a post to Twitter, called the discharge a "malfunction" and said the shooter was hospitalized in "good condition."
The shooting range's management said in a statement that an investigation is underway and that all safety measures were taken.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (mc8++)
Never Baby! All hype no substance keeps the retarded proles happy and my dripping bank account full!
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Richard M. Nixon at January 07, 2018 10:15 PM (c8EhQ)
If you doubt there is such a thing as a $15K gold dildo, it's called the Lelo Inez. Amazon has it at a discount, only $14,581.36.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:15 PM (8O3HH)
She should burn her butthole and sue Gwynny.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Paul Sperry of The New York Post said an ex-Trump campaign advisor told him prominent DC journalists admitted to him DURING the campaign they KNEW Hillary Clinton was behind the Russia dossier yet they continued to report as if the salacious document was legit intelligence!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (bwN1x)
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14338
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (itfg0)
I like the NOAA bit, not surprised at all.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jack Webb at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 07, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)
Note, Statute of Limitations for most Federal Crimes if FIVE Years...
Hillary Clintons last work day as Sec State? Jan 7, 2013..... five years ago... today...
What a coincidence that they reopen the case now...
/spit
Posted by: Don Q. at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:09 PM (zCyNd)
Elbow patches?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 10:17 PM (pV/54)
Temp here in SE Michigan finally broke single digits today and still climbing. A balmy 26 degrees right now. Predicting 40 by Wed/Thur. Yea! Glad this cold snap coincided with Christmas break for the GS and vacation for his Daddy. I only had to go out two times since Christmas, although I did run my car once in a while.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 07, 2018 10:17 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 10:17 PM (pV/54)
They complain about being treated as sex objects while presenting themselves as sex objects.
Ironic.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:18 PM (fjf5L)
youtube.com/watch?v=DGMXOfpdgF8
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jack Webb at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (bc2Lc)
A reverse Mel Gibson?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)
Her movies can't be used as fertilizer unlike bullshit. She is loathsome.
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:19 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:19 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:20 PM (T/KY7)
51: i hope the big, fat puddle of imbecilic goo runs for prezznit. we
had a pimp as one, might ascwell vote in a big, fat, hooker.
I can't stand to watch more than a minute or 2, but I heard yelling from another room.Wow and holy shit.
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:20 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Vasif at January 07, 2018 10:20 PM (/+2Ok)
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (g4lFK)
Oprah would make a GREAT president! Should could appoint me VP and then resign. Or die jogging in the park.
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (T/KY7)
Now that is funny. I'd have to sue you if I was drinking, 'cause I would have spewed it all over the monitor.
Now, I imagining some idiot at the McDonald's drive through with his/her ass sticking out the window, to get the coffee.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)
He should have gotten a fish. Or a cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RGwaCUjm0
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at January 07, 2018 10:22 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:22 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:23 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:23 PM (T/KY7)
>> boob.
Well, it is called the "Globes".
I approve of sideboob. Also underboob. The traditional overboob as well. Just plain boobs, really.
But there's something else I approve of even more.
Posted by: publius, at the ficus at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)
It wouldn't surprise me at all. And there will be a shocking number of people who would vote for her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
And *you* get a car! And *you* get a car! And *you* get a car!
And by "car", I mean wiretap.
Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 07, 2018 10:25 PM (2DOZq)
"Hillary Clinton's Cold Chai Seizure Challenge"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0rzRQJo_E
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2018 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)
Ever notice how the Golden Globe award looks a lot like a ben-wa ball? Or butt plug? Wonder if there's a vibrator in the base... HUMA! Get me one of those...
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (T/KY7)
The crony crapitalist gets windmill subsidies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Invite Al Gore to speak & get all the hot air you could ever need ...
Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (AoK0a)
who the fcuk wears socks to walk around the house?
i only put them on IF i'm going to put on shoes or boots immediately afterwards.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (mahnP)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/285345/
Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (LiyEm)
--
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a Hate Crime in NY and CA.
In fact, it might also be a Thought Crime in CA as well.
Posted by: shibumi at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)
It wouldn't surprise me at all. And there will be a shocking number of people who would vote for her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
And the media would be 100% on board. The situation in the country is such that I find it more worrisome than laughable.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)
"Hillary Clinton's Cold Chai Seizure Challenge"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0rzRQJo_E
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2018 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)
Savage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (mahnP)
Only 358 days to mess up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (3/sUh)
who the fcuk wears socks to walk around the house?
i only put them on IF i'm going to put on shoes or boots immediately afterwards.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (mahnP)
Me.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (2DOZq)
Thank you for that image of Hillary with a butt plug.
Posted by: publius, projectile vomiting on the ficus at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Could do with some snow right about... now.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2018 10:28 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:28 PM (md3fh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RGwaCUjm0
Posted by: rickl"
I knew what that clip was before I even looked.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:28 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Zombie Wintson Churchill redux at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (g4lFK)
Man, you're tellin me. One time Huma and I were playin Pup Tent and I was using a yellow colored Nalgene bottle to wizz in while drinking Gatorade... won't make that mistake again...
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)
Say, how many small bottles of piss do you usually keep around, anyway?
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Hillary
Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:30 PM (LiyEm)
Judging from the crowd response she could walk right in!
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:30 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: dartist"
Well, she's already got the giving shit away for free part down pat.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (fjf5L)
Move north young lady, move north
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Flounder at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)
I say we take off, fill the piss bottles from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: shibumi at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (aT+Bx)
Still, I hope Trump doesn't tweet about it one way or another....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (ycWCI)
And being a huge black chick that hates men in the White House part too... it'll be a triumph for herstory when she is elected and I replace her!
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Democrat Party at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian
How far do I have to go?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (fjf5L)
Weinstein/Spacey 2020
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: dartist"
Well, she's already got the giving shit away for free part down pat.
-
She's not doing it right. She's using her own money.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Joe Tex at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (bJ0w+)
Really, an arrest warrant?
He should count himself lucky they didn't shoot Troop while they were at it.
"The papers authorizing the Jew deportations were all properly filled out and approved."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (JMoQ8)
Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian
How far do I have to go?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (fjf5L)
How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (md3fh)
https://twitter.com/BRANDONHILTON/status
/948340281115541504
Posted by: The Political Hat
Twitter allowed that?
Wasn't Milo Yiannopoulos banned?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
So no snow day tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (fjf5L)
Don't give a shit plays Whatevs
Fuck them plays They made the playoffs ? Lol
Then on Sunday :
I don't care plays Suck my left nut, losers
Kiss my ass plays Bite me
Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (bwN1x)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)
How far do I have to go?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (fjf5L)
How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (3/sUh)
Check me on Facebook!
Posted by: Robert Peary at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)
So you can tell it apart from the actual bottle of piss on your counter?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (DNH+H)
How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian
Are you a tall, fat, bald man?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (mc8++)
You know what I stumbled on, "researching" that babe, Denise Milani, you posted last night?
She's Czech. Yep. Another Czech hottie.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
She'd get more knob-slobbering 24/7 promotion from the MFM than TFG or Hillary.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
The "you shot my dog!" defense.
Court and administrative costs. The cost of the bullet. You have 10 days to pay.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (uDXD+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)
I have half a jar of peanut butter and a half block of Colby cheese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (2WfB0)
Ace fulfilled a New Year's resolution.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (Cybcm)
She's Czech. Yep. Another Czech hottie.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
Yep, she is purty. Glad you enjoyed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (ycWCI)
So next week's schedule of NFL games goes like this :
Don't give a shit plays Whatevs
Fuck them plays They made the playoffs ? Lol
Then on Sunday :
I don't care plays Suck my left nut, losers
Kiss my ass plays Bite me
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Want to give the NFL the Kill Shot?
Boycott the Super Bowl.
Turn it off.
That will destroy them.
Posted by: shibumi at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (aT+Bx)
She's Czech. Yep. Another Czech hottie.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
So, is she the one selling the cookbook online from Prague?
I'll deal with this one.
Posted by: Highly Motivated Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (md3fh)
Fixed
Posted by: Sharkman at January 07, 2018 10:41 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:42 PM (md3fh)
Her opponent's campaign commercials should feature pictures of her with Obama. We will never stop hating him.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:42 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:42 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (QCX64)
>> Prague?
I have no idea. But whatever she's sellin', I'm buyin'.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
She would be extremely liberal and easy to paint as such.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (mahnP)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Upside: You can put a dollop in your morning coffee and enjoy a morning pick-me-up while you are shaving.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (nBBdT)
So, I should probably explain that. I've been updating the sock with the current total on the change.org petition as part of my ongoing star wars coping process, and for some reason one day the page disappeared. Weirdly, another time, I used the same number for like four hours because the total dropped by around 100.
At least I think that's what happened. Earlier today it seemed a similar thing happened, but it was because I was reading an 8 as a 0.
Also, Miklos, damn, dude.
Posted by: Methos and 83,009 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)
Yeah, but Gandolf is not your sugar daddy.
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (g4lFK)
That guy from the neighborhood was one of the cabal who used Oprah.
Obamao is still a clueless dumbfuck who thinks he maneuvered the cabal into using him as a front man.
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Probably in her contract that the studio reimburses her.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (nBBdT)
Also a decent floor wax.
Posted by: Domestic Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)
From Chinese takeout places?
Posted by: andycanuck
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I understand that Hillary was going to eliminate check-boxes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
She would be extremely liberal and easy to paint as such.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (mc8++)
Same was said about the JEF
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
The cars she gave away were provided by GM, not paid for by Oprah.
Posted by: Fact checking Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)
It would burn, Gwyneth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)
But with urine. Call it Pissterine. I expect 20% off the top for licensing fees.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
I always picture you as Matt Dillon, not Willard Scott, btw.
My hero!
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (md3fh)
Probably in her contract that the studio reimburses her.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Manufacturers provide items as 'Product Placement'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (nBBdT)
https://twitter.com/BRANDONHILTON/status/
948340281115541504
Posted by: The Political Hat
Twitter allowed that?
Wasn't Milo Yiannopoulos banned?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
I'm pretty sure the parents and adults who encourage and groom for this shit will wind up at Trump Camp in Guantanamo.
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: mystified Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Fact checking Miklos"
There yah go. I knew she wasn't paying out of her pocket.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Fact checking Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)
Wonder why GM needed a bailout with smart thinking like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (mc8++)
How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian
Are you a tall, fat, bald man?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (fjf5L)
No
Yes
No
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (ILitO)
++++
Word is, Oprah did some prostituting back in the day.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)
Listerine would make it smell all mediciney.
Use Scope for that minty fresh scent!
Posted by: The Green Phantom at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (FdNEK)
https://m.youtube.com/watchfeature=youtu
.be&v=PmYrqZhJ3Rk
Fml ... or at least my guitar playing.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (wH8rX)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (md3fh)
Okay. Oprah will win.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (mc8++)
On the one hand, Trump showed us name recognition is important. On the other, I think a lot of people would be surprised how shallow her support might be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (md3fh)
Small business entrepreneur.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ILitO)
Her breasts are huge too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)
Czechs that bounce.
Posted by: non-monetary Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (md3fh)
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A young, growing hobbit may well eat as much as a dozen dwarves. And who knows when Lobelia might pop in for a bite?
Posted by: Methos and 83,017 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ycWCI)
Before Oprah endorsed the JEF, she was seen as not being partisan, and above the fray. After she backed him, she lost respect from many. It cost her professionally.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (pvjTE)
good for a +7 in the polls.
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (g4lFK)
One of those rare ones with YUGE natural ones, but a svelte hard body.
Usually, the babes with them that big are a bit chubby. Oh, what's the euphemism for that, I can't think. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (fjf5L)
++++
Especially after it became known that she refused to book Palin on her show.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ycWCI)
Historic Black Woman Yes
Historic White Woman No
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)
Brunette Czechs:
https://tinyurl.com/ycjlfgwk
(sfwish)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (fjf5L)
She'd create a stir in the D primaries because she'd start with high recognition and decent favorables among Ds.
In the general she'd get killed with some cohorts and would underperform Obama with others (e.g., Black men)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (pV/54)
Hmm. Do CZ's have Czechered grips?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (md3fh)
Court and administrative costs. The cost of the bullet. You have 10 days to pay.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January
someone made a movie about that scenario, moral of the movie is don't shoot the dog, ever.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
Trump offered an alternative--something the voters couldn't get anywhere else.
Oprah , for all the glitz, will be standard issue Democrat boiler plate identity politics offering the same thing ANY other Dem would....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ILitO)
Her breasts are huge too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (ycWCI)
Talk about concealed weapons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (3/sUh)
Yes, "chubby" was bad diction. My apologies. Pleasingly plump.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (F9322)
*BANG!*
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Mike at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (c056A)
Back in the Color Purple days?
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Mike at January
well, frank marshal had been grooming him even longer.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
*BANG!*
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (md3fh)
Sadly, Rin Tin Tin is unavailable for comment...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mike at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (c056A)
Also, because he was a huge blank slate. That part of his analysis was completely correct.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ALH
Didn't they take money from Harv the Perv?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (g4lFK)
Samwise used to have a brother...
And the word is Rubenesque.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (md3fh)
That's a good one. You can see the Eastern European features in her face there well.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (mc8++)
If they are man made, that Doctor deserves this laurel- and a hearty handshake.
He is the Michelangelo of falsies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:59 PM (ycWCI)
Usually, the babes with them that big are a bit chubby. Oh, what's the euphemism for that, I can't think. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)
*******
Zaftig
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh
We should have a Czechers thread in place of the chess one.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (Cybcm)
Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (Cybcm)
The Czechers thread IS a chest thread.
Posted by: Miklos just skimmed it at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (zCyNd)
Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.
Posted by: andycanuck at January
which occurs when a woman consumes more than 7 pastrami sandwiches weekly.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (bwN1x)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (QCX64)
Big boned.
Posted by: Miklos just phones it in at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
I see that on "Boobpedia" (this is the ultimate online authority on boobs), there is a debate on whether real or bolt-on.
The trouble is her small svelte body. They generally don't have 'em that big. It's rare, but possible.
There was another one, another Czech (or Hungarian, or some East European) babe, an "actress" who was the same way. I can't remember her name. Something Hartlova or something like that.
Anyway, there's some pictures of Denise where they are hanging very naturally.
The argument is whether she had them augmented a bit to make 'em even bigger.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (C+qQ0)
It is not all S&M and poop from our Teutonic brethren. I actually read that as 'Zah-f-tich' in my head. Too much German.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (QCX64)
Big boned.
Posted by: Miklos just phones it in at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)
******
Pleasingly Plump.
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (C+qQ0)
https://youtu.be/CUzcxJNZKC4
Thank you President Trump
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)
Aside from the fact the Hobbits have massive and insatiable appetites, the Baggins were basically rich landed gentry or the equivalent of a minor noble.
Note, that Sam becoming Mayor (IIRC), was the highest he could hope for and he could never reach the respected status of a Baggins, Took, or a Brandybuck.
Posted by: The Robe and Wizard Hat at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (bwN1x)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: The Robe and Wizard Hat at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (itfg0)
I think Tolkien might have smacked you with his walking stick for bringing Marx into this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January
sildenafil citrate
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
I'll get the deli mustard...
Posted by: The Reuben Hat at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
Wormtongue ended up as a glory hole attendant at the Orc's R Uz wagon stop...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (T/KY7)
One does not simply walk into a rest area bathroom in Mordor.
Posted by: Boromir at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (ycWCI)
anyway, as Hillary would say, I think I'll fall down. Night all
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (ILitO)
Here we are again: corned beef or pastrami.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (Cybcm)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (wH8rX)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
The Zoloftig ones seem rather passive.
Posted by: Miklos just phones it in at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Average Guy at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (Q83dx)
https://youtu.be/CUzcxJNZKC4
Thank you President Trump
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (rnAwa)
Nice.
Been a while since I've seen them in concert. Good chance I'll be seeing them at Las Rageous this Spring... though I'm tempted to get a bullet-proof vest first.
Posted by: The Metal Hat at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (fjf5L)
Spoken with authority like a true 'ette
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (3/sUh)
Uptonesque Zoftig, one time she drove through my town, and took a dump.
No wait, that was Lady Gagme, never mind.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (md3fh)
I dunno. They look real to me. They have mass. They occupy space.
(Even less SFW)
Posted by: Boromir at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (ycWCI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWk6IfRuEE
Somehow the above clip fits with the talk of zaftig/plump/rubinesque women.
Somehow...
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: Samwise at January 07, 2018 11:09 PM (FdNEK)
anyway, as Hillary would say, I think I'll fall down. Night all
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (ILitO)
Night Mallfly.
Posted by: Boromir at January 07, 2018 11:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (C+qQ0)
Yes, they hang very naturally.
I don't think she's done nudes (yet, he says hopefully), so we can't see them in their uncovered, and unconstrained glory to see how they truly hang. And sway.....and.....
BRB.
Posted by: publius, headed to the ficus again at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Samwise at January 07, 2018 11:09 PM (FdNEK)
And when they ask which one I love the best...
I tear open my shirt and they see Rosie on my chest...
Posted by: The Wanderer at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
Kept her from drowning when she fell in the Brandywine while they were doing... you know... stuff... in the rowboat.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (T/KY7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQhGviF42rQ
Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (3/sUh)
;0)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January
so no mopeds either?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (E+qJE)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:12 PM (md3fh)
The Scene: A remote cabin in the Yukon, surrounded by snow, icicles hang from the eaves, smoke curls from chimney.
Yukon King (that mighty dog!) trots up to the door, and scratches at it, whimpering to be let in.
Sergeant Preston of the Mounties opens the door:
Preston: "King! You mighty dog...come in, and lie down by the fire".
[King enters]
*blam...blam, blam*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 11:12 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January
so no mopeds either?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
*****
They are both fun to ride. You just don't want your friends to see you doing it.
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:12 PM (C+qQ0)
3 Billboards is my favorite of the year and won four globes (Drama, Screenplay, Drama Actress, Supporting Actor). Lady Bird won two. And Oldman got Drama Actor and Guillermo got Director. Nolan got shutout but he always will at these things
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 11:13 PM (pV/54)
Good Night Friends in Grey Boxes!
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January
Keeps the flour budget reasonable.
Posted by: Miklos just types randomly at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (zCyNd)
Speaking of Lady Gagme, she was showing her ass the other day in the Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5240875
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (wH8rX)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (wH8rX)
Insomniac, are you saying that if Brooke Hogan in her winter bod walked up to you, stuck her tongue down your throat and begged you to take her every which way but loose all weekend you'd say no?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (QCX64)
Speaking of Lady Gagme, she was showing her ass the other day in the Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5240875
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
When will people learn not to get tattoos with faces of people? David Bowie looked odd enough in real life, let alone as a tattoo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:16 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:16 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (wH8rX)
I love the DM. "Pert" or "peachy posteriors", and now "bubbly behind".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
When will people learn not to get tattoos
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:16 PM (QCX64)
Display fine for me:
299 Test - wtf?
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (wH8rX)
300 Sorry, thought I got banned there for a moment.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (wH8rX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Wanderer
---------------
He'd talk about his missing eye
He would talk about his wooden leg
But he'd never talk about the old tatoo
On his right arm that said 'Meg'
He told me how he lost his eye
And how he lost his leg
But he never told me how he lost the love
Of brown haired blue eyed Meg
Posted by: Michelle Shocked at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (wH8rX)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:18 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
AndyC, yes there is... are you not seeing things? Imagining emptiness? Do you have an insatiable desire to kill and drink the eyeball juice of your neighbors? Maybe you need more ketchup in your diet...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:18 PM (T/KY7)
Oh it's bubbly all right.
And tastes like chicken.
Posted by: Allison Williams' Boyfriend at January 07, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: County Song at January 07, 2018 11:19 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:20 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Just the set up at January 07, 2018 11:20 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:21 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 11:21 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January
so no mopeds either?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
Heh. Nope.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
See Ray Stevens' "Three legged Man".
Oh, I'm a three-legged man, with a two-legged woman, being chased by a one-legged fool. Oh he's hoppin' and he's cloppin', but he shows no signs of stoppin'. I tell ya' boys, this life his hard and cruel.
You see, Ray stole the wife of a man with a peg leg, and stole the wooden leg to keep him from chasing them. He chased them anyway.
He just wanted his leg back. Ray could keep the woman.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (3/sUh)
Reminds me of a song:
https://youtu.be/gkFw7Zuz69k
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (rJUlF)
If it's an ill wind then what friggin adjustments is the so-called realist performing?
The pessimist complains about the Titanic sinking; the optimist talks about how Leo is going to drown in frigid water later; the realist adjusts the deck chairs. ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Typical Hollywood Exec. at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Things That Make You Go Hmmm... at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Kind of small for a butt plug, but if you stick the base in it'll do...
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
Sure looks skanky with all those tats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (sD2WN)
The pessimist complains about the Titanic sinking; the optimist talks about how Leo is going to drown in frigid water later; the realist adjusts the deck chairs. ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (8gDQu)
He tacks....
Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (NgKpN)
Just kidding, Blacksheep. Trying to trick you into thinking your comments weren't being posted.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:27 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: the glass-eyed hooker at January 07, 2018 11:27 PM (QCX64)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098006698754048
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098095093764096
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098215013056516
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098318918668288
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098440339542021
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098537458688001
Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (eh0Va)
Did Frodo die a virgin? Does Elf pederasty count?
Posted by: Things That Make You Go Hmmm... at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (T/KY7)
Well... he did move in with Bilbo... his.. Uncle...
You know... young male hobbit living with an older Male, who it seems had never had a girl friend...
Kinda makes ya go... hmmmmm....
Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (NgKpN)
I know. She wouldn't be bad at all otherwise. And she can really sing, from what I've heard, when she wants to.
I heard her sing something I can't remember what. She did it right, and her voice was lovely.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (NgKpN)
The pessimist already did that, and then he bitched about it because he knew it was only going to get worse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098663224872963
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098766278873088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098876320681986
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098993622802432
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950099080843231233
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950099167497654272
Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2018 11:29 PM (eh0Va)
Bilbo seemed to be a Confirmed Bachelor... on the other hand Frodo did ride out to the 'Inn' at the crossroads from time to time...
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 11:29 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:30 PM (md3fh)
Thank you!
And the brunette at 6 is quite fetching.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:31 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:31 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:33 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:33 PM (md3fh)
Thank you sir, you are a Great American.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
Everything in LOR was queer. Especially those Ents. No women. Sure.... awful lot of knotholes in that forest...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:34 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:31 PM (FdNEK)
Tolkien himself would probably be amused at how many words have been staked out these days to mean 'Homosexual.'
He was a philologist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:34 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:07 PM (FUu/Z)
---
I used to watch a lot of C-SPAN. Not enough fighting.
Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2018 11:35 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:35 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:35 PM (T/KY7)
#4 there is zoftig, I think. A fine example.
And I must say, those taught abs are provoking the sucking of the air through the teeth nearly as much as the callipgyian zones.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:36 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:36 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: The Hat above reproach... at January 07, 2018 11:37 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:38 PM (6FqZa)
https://tinyurl.com/y8lccwrn
Posted by: keena at January 07, 2018 11:38 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (IqV8l)
How many tree surgeons have had to take Miracle Grow fertilizer spikes out of Ent bungholes?
A million to one shot, Doc!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 07, 2018 11:41 PM (itfg0)
I'll take things that make you say Duh!? for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2018 11:41 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:42 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)
So that's what the new stations at Starbucks are for...
Posted by: Miklos and the other 11 monkeys at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)
Many ships were lost in the Mungo Baggins Straights...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
Kraut Mueller should investigate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (T/KY7)
I'd link it but I'm at work (on a break) and my posting fu on my smartphone is weak. Really, search for it and read. Its glorious!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (md3fh)
Don't use a hose, use a neti pot. Much more genteel...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (T/KY7)
Don'f forget: Pinky out!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (Qe84+)
https://tinyurl.com/y8lccwrn
Posted by: keena at January 07, 2018 11:38 PM (RiTnx)
When are they going to start "leaking" movies and music files?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:45 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (md3fh)
There are some fine examples made of filigreed brass in the Topkapi Museum.
Posted by: Miklos regrets bringing up Ottomans again at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (zCyNd)
And in a hurricane at sea, all sails are secured to the boom & forestay or stricken below, the storm drogue is deployed overboard, and the drogue-sail is attached to the aft end of the boom and topping lift, with the boom fixed to about five degrees off of center-line.
Then, the realist of a sailor retired below decks, and enjoys a hot meal, previously prepared but now re-heated, in the surprisingly stable cabin, as the drogue holds the ship's position nearly without drift, as the storm in it's rage, passes by.
The realist also tends to be the most well prepared sailor, in skill, experience and equipment alike.
"Running Before the Storm", a nautical tactic rendered obsolete (except to hard core ocean racers), since the popular acceptance of the Storm Drogue in the late '70s into the mid '80s, and on through today.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Ike at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:45 PM (T/KY7)
And it was magical!
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (T/KY7)
Could they be any fuzzier about what started this? I get the distinct impression that "Black" went all BLM on Clarke while in the air.
Posted by: geoffb at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
My neti worth is zero.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (0ogQG)
I shall continue to speak truth to power ... and to stick all manner of things up my privates! Power to the Pooper!!
Posted by: Gwyneth P. at January 07, 2018 11:49 PM (8gDQu)
She can share with us her 'favorite things' instead of the State of the Union. And we can have a presidential book club featuring books about fake experiences. And she can give away lots and lots of free stuff, this time paid for by the taxpayers! awesome!
Posted by: lily at January 07, 2018 11:49 PM (5Rl8X)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:49 PM (md3fh)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard
.php?az=view_alladdress=104x691403
bat shit crazy guavno.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (mahnP)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (md3fh)
Corned beef is just pastrami with delusions of flavor.
Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (RABk/)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Ike at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
So the storm sail is abaft the boom?
Just wanted to use "abaft".
Posted by: Miklos will have some Port, thank you at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Gwenny P at January 07, 2018 11:51 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:51 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: geoffb at January 07, 2018 11:51 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:53 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (T/KY7)
Well, there were black people in LOTR; they were called Haradrim, IIRC, and were allies of Sauron.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:53 PM (T/KY7)
Three.
Two only makes a menage a trois.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miklos will have some more Port, thank you at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (sD2WN)
#HaradrimLivesMatter
Posted by: #HaradrimLivesMatter at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Mr. Yunioshi at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Filthy Swarthy Southerners!
Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:57 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:57 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Filthy Swarthy Southerners!
Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (T/KY7)
F**k you Yankee.
Posted by: A Haradrim Gentleman sipping a mint julip at January 07, 2018 11:58 PM (itfg0)
Think of the size of the turds!
And add in a particle accelerator and you get the biggest Hadron...
Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:58 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:59 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:57 PM (md3fh)
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is that what they call a "Hardon Collider"?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (mahnP)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 12:02 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (md3fh)
Corned beef is just pastrami with delusions of flavor.
Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (RABk/)
I'll take either/both. Yum.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 08, 2018 12:02 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: But if you do, pornhub has all the frotting videos you need at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: the glass-eyed hooker at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (QCX64)
In other words, my crazy lib MIL will love it.
Posted by: keena at January 08, 2018 12:04 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 12:04 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (md3fh)
Don't. Even. Joke. About. That.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/290/821/3d3.gif
Posted by: Hat Team Epic at January 08, 2018 12:05 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 12:05 AM (V2Yro)
So the storm sail is abaft the boom?
Just wanted to use "abaft".
Posted by: Miklos will have some Port, thank you at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)
Ridding my nic of last night's loathesome sock.
*click*
Now then.
The Storm Sail lays atop the boom, at the aft end of the boom.
Unless you're aboard a ketch or a yawl, the only thing abaft the boom is "air", with usually, a portion of the cockpit and lazarette below.
Often, the Storm Sail is an absurdly heavy weight of Dacron sailcloth, and less often, the exotic materials such as Kevlar and such.
As often as Dacron is found though, would be a Storm Sail made of a flat, rigid fiberglass matrix, as this "sail" has absolutely no need to attain an aerodynamic shape when aloft.
Typical Storm Sail size for a 40 ft. sloop, would be an equilateral triangle, of 4 ft. to a side.
It's purpose is to keep the boat from "swinging at anchor", across the typical 70 degree arc of an unrestricted scope. The Storm Sail is the "vane" to the weathervane's "arrow", so to speak. Keeps the bow of the boat pointed a few degrees off of the wind.
Also, the Storm Drogue is deployed off the same "off side" of the boat as is the Storm Sail's offset. The Drogue is deployed with a "pullback" line, which is deployed from the mainsheet winch, and sets the hull at about a 10 degree angle off-center with the direction of pull on the Drogue's main line.
The combination of all this, sets the boat up to only "hunt" or "swing" on the Storm Drogue (a.k.a. "sea anchor") through about a 15 degree arc, which is enough to keep the bows pointed INTO the seas, thus preventing the dreaded condition of one having broached in mountainous seas.
The record is clear. The average vessel which sets a properly sized and deployed Parachute Storm Drogue, can expect to drift no more than about five miles from it's position from when the Drogue was deployed, in a 24 hour period.
And yes, these are records from innumerable boats in hurricane force winds and seas.
Myself? I won't sail out into the Gulf, aboard a boat lacking such a system on board.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 12:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:06 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2018 12:06 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: An Oliphaunt talking to a naked Hobbit at January 08, 2018 12:07 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 12:07 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at January 08, 2018 12:08 AM (84F5k)
Posted by: The Thain of Chowder at January 08, 2018 12:08 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:10 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at January 08, 2018 12:10 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)
Bob Dole recommends that you try Viagra.
Bob Dole!!1!
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 08, 2018 12:12 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:13 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 12:13 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:14 AM (md3fh)
The Storm Sail lays atop the boom, at the aft end of the boom.
Unless you're aboard a ketch or a yawl, the only thing abaft the boom is "air", with usually, a portion of the cockpit and lazarette below.
Often, the Storm Sail is an absurdly heavy weight of Dacron sailcloth, and less often, the exotic materials such as Kevlar and such.
As often as Dacron is found though, would be a Storm Sail made of a flat, rigid fiberglass matrix, as this "sail" has absolutely no need to attain an aerodynamic shape when aloft.
Typical Storm Sail size for a 40 ft. sloop, would be an equilateral triangle, of 4 ft. to a side.
It's purpose is to keep the boat from "swinging at anchor", across the typical 70 degree arc of an unrestricted scope. The Storm Sail is the "vane" to the weathervane's "arrow", so to speak. Keeps the bow of the boat pointed a few degrees off of the wind.
Also, the Storm Drogue is deployed off the same "off side" of the boat as is the Storm Sail's offset. The Drogue is deployed with a "pullback" line, which is deployed from the mainsheet winch, and sets the hull at about a 10 degree angle off-center with the direction of pull on the Drogue's main line.
The combination of all this, sets the boat up to only "hunt" or "swing" on the Storm Drogue (a.k.a. "sea anchor") through about a 15 degree arc, which is enough to keep the bows pointed INTO the seas, thus preventing the dreaded condition of one having broached in mountainous seas.
The record is clear. The average vessel which sets a properly sized and deployed Parachute Storm Drogue, can expect to drift no more than about five miles from it's position from when the Drogue was deployed, in a 24 hour period.
And yes, these are records from innumerable boats in hurricane force winds and seas.
Myself? I won't sail out into the Gulf, aboard a boat lacking such a system on board.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January
wench
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January
yeah but two litters of eight though.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:16 AM (md3fh)
tinyurl.com/ya8cv5en
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 12:17 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 12:18 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:18 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at January 08, 2018 12:20 AM (84F5k)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 12:22 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:22 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:24 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:26 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:28 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: geoffb at January 08, 2018 12:29 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:30 AM (md3fh)
Jim - In case you missed it, the Art Thread one day last week was this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9pobqw8
Which put me in mind of this vid and tune re Stan Rogers. Worth a look, particularly if one knows the story of Franklin.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvfwvwf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2018 12:30 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:31 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 08, 2018 12:33 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:33 AM (md3fh)
Stahl got ripped a new sphincter right in the middle of her chest. All she could do was sit there with that typical idiotic bug eyed look on her face.
It was almost worth watching.
Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at January 08, 2018 12:33 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:34 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:39 AM (md3fh)
It's dead Jim, even Hope's might sphincter couldn't arouse it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:41 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:42 AM (md3fh)
It's a no wonder everybody's dead and a blessing, if you're allergic to shag carpet ...
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:44 AM (AoK0a)
I'm still alive, but fading I fear. Ficus poisoning.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:44 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 12:45 AM (EtNJx)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:45 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:46 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:46 AM (md3fh)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9pobqw8
Which put me in mind of this vid and tune re Stan Rogers. Worth a look, particularly if one knows the story of Franklin.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvfwvwf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2018 12:30 AM (9tO1t)
Thanks. I did see that when it was posted, but had to scurry off to work, alas.
Back in the "Exploration" days of sail, the consequences of damn near every little thing, were quite literally, "life, or death".
Shipwrecked, wherever, was usually "death"
I'd say on an iceberg, especially so.
Without going back to see the actual title of that painting, I'd call it "The Cold Heart of a Black Sea".
I wouldn't be wrong, even if the original was differently named.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
No, some villain put fast acting glans absorbent poison on the leaves. He knew my habits well, the dastardly swine.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:48 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless
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There's even some Morse in a nic upthread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2018 12:48 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM (EtNJx)
Continuing my mission to see classic movies I've managed to miss until now. Tonight's was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Never saw a more beautifully photographed movie in my life! Looked as if it was directed by David Lean.
But (spoiler alert)... didn't know about the ending, which reminded me of Thelma & Louise.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:51 AM (AoK0a)
There's no escaping transgenderism !!!!
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:52 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
The moral of Scarlet Street: "Dames just aren't worth the trouble." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:54 AM (eMKNe)
I don't generally get to peruse AoS until the end of my day......so I start at the 1st thread after the previous days ONT and go from there....
When I found CBD's Mid Morning thread......well, let me just say that comment number 11, by the Indomitable Irongrampa summed things up quite eloquently.
He must be from Appalachia....cause His words were EXACTLY what came to mind when I read what that Dumbfuck "Rep" had posted.
Gramps comment also made me smile, because it showed that AoS is a Haven for Americans. Americans that KNOW what it means to be a Citizen of The Greatest Country On Earth. Citizens that Die for the right for worthless Fucktards like the "rep" to spew their Dumbfuckery.
And that's just it........those dumbfucks don't understand that Citizens will only be pushed so far. Once we are.....well the dumbfucks will no longer be an annoyance.
El Supremo advocates a peaceful dissolution of this Beacon of Liberty from time to time......an I fervently agree with that peaceful daydream. I pray that's how it would play out.....
But, if the "reps" words are any indication.......peacefully will not be an option.
Whew......OK......got that outta the system. Thank y'all for the outlet.
Anyways, anyone watch any playoff Westboro Ball today? I did.....An enjoyed the competition. Although, I thought Tyrod Taylor mighta had his neck broke on that last hit......thankfully it was only a concussion. (I mean really, it's a Millionaire getting concussed playing a fuckin game.....so I don't feel bad at all.)
All the best to the BEST Horde anywhere.....y'all Deserve It!
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 12:54 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2018 12:55 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 12:55 AM (EtNJx)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:57 AM (8O3HH)
Last year they were 9%
This year.....30%
gorebulll warmening is here!!!!!!!
Posted by: Exile at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (Fikbq)
---
"Can't swim? Hell, the fall will probably kill ya!"
(Both jump)
Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (EtNJx)
https://tinyurl.com/yckleu24
The youtuber is very incensed against the lootbox trend. I would agree, but I do not agree that what we need is legislation to combat this.
He also misses the point that EA is a business. His argument seems to be that because EA has only increased their revenue astronomically by introducing gambling rather than making good games that they are intrinsically doing something wrong. It may be shortsighted in the long term to do so, but it is obviously not wrong economically. People are still giving them money, which means the company is doing something right since people keep rewarding them with cash. It may be distasteful. It may be sad.
Kind of interesting. That this mirrors say, american pro football in an interesting line of thought.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:07 AM (ycWCI)
Last year they were 9%
This year.....30%
gorebulll warmening is here!!!!!!!
Posted by: Exile at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (Fikbq)
And I have noticed quite a few stories about how this is exactly what you expect from 'climate change.'
Congrats everyone! People who had the "Global warming is everything.' square on their cards, please proceed to the payout kiosk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:09 AM (ycWCI)
We're going to need a bigger butterfly net ...
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)
If you don't want to get caught between the Moon and New York City...probably the best that you can do.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 01:19 AM (iCu30)
Where's the fuckin Concussion Protocol for Combat Soldiers?
Oh that's right, there's fuckin not in the middle of Combat.
Oh....And they are makin a tenth of the Westboro League minimum to do a SERVICE...(not play a fuckin sport for entertainment)......that ACTUALLY saves lives, etc........
Oh.....I could on an on an on.......But that won't change realities Insane nature.....
On the bright side......(turn that frown upside down y'all).....
Eventually all the research on CTE, TBI, etc....(especially that done for those Fuckin entertainers).....Will trickle down to the "Grunts" an after the bureaucratic slog things will improve for those that DO.
EVENTUALLY.........ie.....not quickly...... cause most of em are from Appalachia, Inner Cities, Etc..,......the Ignorant Uneducated Disposables.
I very rarely let Dumbfuckery get under my skin......But Grant Chuntley.....or, (I know, sooooooo Obvious)....
Grant Cuntley........he'd be advised to not make his thoughts known in any waterin hole here in the Kingdom.......for his own safety..
The ignorant are unpredictable afterall......at times they react violently. Curbstompitis seems to be a symptom of ignorance....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 01:20 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: kalneva at January 08, 2018 01:21 AM (vhW1R)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 01:26 AM (iCu30)
Also have a Mr. Heater Big Buddy rated for indoors that will hold two bottles of propane in its case.
Really came by to note that, damn, forgot her name - got to go look - here it is, Miss Oprah Winfrey's got her smart girl glasses on tonight.
NBC has nominated Miss Oprah for president.
It's for sure they will not be biased at the
2020 presidential debates.
Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 08, 2018 01:26 AM (kqf/5)
Posted by: kalneva at January 08, 2018 01:27 AM (vhW1R)
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, so go for New York I'd say ...
Posted by: R. Heinlein ... at January 08, 2018 01:28 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)
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either that or swap out the DDT for GB or VX...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2018 01:29 AM (mahnP)
Wading into a very complicated topic, but one of the big problems is lack of transparancy on gambling mechanics and lack of any kind of warnings or limitations to keep very young children from spending their parents cash.
Some companies will give detailed breakdowns of odds, I think China requires they all be detailed, so any company also releasing their game there will have that information public. A few of those also set daily limits or outright prohibit purchases by children.
A lot of the revenue is from willing participants with plenty of disposable income. Most people are usually okay with that part. The fact is that gambling mechanics bring in boatloads of money and that is why it has become widespread practice. EA just happens to make mediocre or bad games a lot on top of having introduced this so it gets more heat. Plenty of other big developers like Blizzard and Valve have had similar systems for years now.
Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 01:31 AM (gDSJf)
This will be iirc Dershowitz first time as a permanent guest. None of those folks are ever at a loss for words.
Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 08, 2018 01:33 AM (kqf/5)
Posted by: The Classical Hat at January 08, 2018 01:35 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:36 AM (ycWCI)
Star Trek Online did it the wrong way, at least when I was playing. Everyone got a zillion boxes and no keys, so you couldn't sell them, and couldn't mass destroy them at a vendor, which made for a lot of pointless clicking to drop them from inventory, and therefore unhappy players.
Also, it's kind of a problem if the best available stuff is in the lootboxes, rather than as rewards for endgame group content.
But to the extent it's cosmetics and trivial stat boosts, I don't care much.
Posted by: Methos and 83,068 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (XQvuQ)
Dershowitz used to sort of piss me off. He may have changed, or I may have, or likely both. He's still a lefty, but he's not a crazy SJW. And that makes him almost seen conservative by comparison.
His support of Israel is strong, of course, and that puts him at odds with the SJW bunch as well.
And on this RUssia shit, he points out just how stupid the whole thing is.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (peJQi)
Might be wise were you n' me to actually never be at the same bar, at the same time?
Can you imagine the remains of some pathetic Daily Kosnick who had the misfortune as to choose the barstool immediately between us?
It'd make Jurrasic Park Raptors look like purring lap cats, I think.
But it would also be Comedy Gold!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)
Not just one, but at least. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.
I've read that during her Bewitched heyday, she had three Hollywood moguls besotted with her and wrapped around her fingers. Her wish was their command.
I can believe it. I'd be like Prince Chuckles with her ... charms.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 01:39 AM (8O3HH)
Continuing my mission to see classic movies I've managed to miss until now. Tonight's was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Never saw a more beautifully photographed movie in my life! Looked as if it was directed by David Lean.
But (spoiler alert)... didn't know about the ending, which reminded me of Thelma & Louise.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM
Great movie. How did you manage to avoid seeing it for so long?
Posted by: otho at January 08, 2018 01:41 AM (qGuLD)
Thinking my next flick should be another 1969 western with a decidedly less sentimental take on the genre, The Wild Bunch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:42 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:42 AM (eM
The director's best film was "Salad Days"...
Posted by: The Tossed Hat at January 08, 2018 01:44 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: bour3 at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (KXQr+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (QzJWU)
I admit I kind of liked Straw Dogs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (eMKNe)
The heart and soul of a Peckinpah film...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYznvQvnsY
Posted by: The Tossed Hat at January 08, 2018 01:51 AM (itfg0)
A lot of western mainstream titles take that approach. Cosmetic items or minor conveniences only from microtransactions. The mobile and casual game markets are completely flipped around though with the most successful games allowing you to buy your way to the top. This is also pretty standard practice in a very large percentage of games in China and Korea.
It doesn't necessary make for the best game experiences, but the profit margins are undeniable. With so many kids growing up with pay to win games on their phones now, I imagine a lot of the stigma is going to disappear in the next few decades. Outside of games that are marketing themselves as competitive esports, I'm guessing pay to win will only get more pervasive.
Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 01:51 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Methos and 83,068 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (XQvuQ)
Warframe does it right as well, imo, without any of the gambling. They have two, yes just two, mod packs that no one buys because they are random. EVERYTHING else you know exactly what you are buying when you lay down money. Plus, everything that has an impact on gameplay can be gotten through gameplay (and the most important stuff can really ONLY be gotten through gameplay- the special mods- although these can be traded for in game currency which can be bought- or also earned through trading items in game.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:52 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:52 AM (ycWCI)
Ah, the old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:55 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)
Toupees?
Meh, that's why God invented hats!
Posted by: The Heavenly Hat at January 08, 2018 01:56 AM (itfg0)
Not just one, but at least. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.
I've read that during her Bewitched heyday, she had three Hollywood moguls besotted with her and wrapped around her fingers. Her wish was their command.
I can believe it. I'd be like Prince Chuckles with her ... charms.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
She had certainly a way about her. A definite sultry minx that could be the girl next door if needed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 01:56 AM (peJQi)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:56 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:57 AM (ycWCI)
The first time I saw one, I wondered if it were an actual new car model or just a homemade thing someone was driving around.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:59 AM (eMKNe)
>> door if needed.
and switch to Serena mode when needed.
Sam in the living room, Serena in the bedroom.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:59 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:59 AM (eMKNe)
It's as if Toyota saw the Nissan Juke and thought "we can out-fugly that!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:00 AM (eMKNe)
Brother Jim.....
As long as were drink in here in the Kingdom or The Free Nation of Galveston......I reckon we'd be OK......
Now......if you an I were to take a trip to a more "progressive" part of the nation an started samplin quality spirits.....
That poor fuckin cow from the Raptor cage in Jurassic Park 1 comes to mind......
May the Winds Always Be At Your Back J.......
(raises the Octane)......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:02 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 02:02 AM (peJQi)
I know that's what he blamed his drinking on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:03 AM (eMKNe)
Warframe still has its share of detractors because the primary gameplay loop of obtaining new gear can be entirely skipped by buying everything with real money. Of course it's not a really competitive game so it doesn't suffer too much for it, but I figured I would note it.
The gold standard for "ethical" monetization models is limiting real money purchases to only having cosmetic effects in game.
Very minor convenience options are still generally well-received, but when the game decends into laborious effect to match a player spending money it starts getting a lot of pushback. That's pretty much where EA was with the battlefront drama. Combined with an exceptionally poor PR response on reddit, a site which already has a culture of huge lynch mobs.
Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 02:03 AM (gDSJf)
"Butch Cassidy, The Sundance Kid and the Man With No Name" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:05 AM (eMKNe)
If only .....
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yayfzhkm
Go for it, Darrin:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y74allqe
Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:07 AM (8O3HH)
I'm also dreaming of this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yawt8v2n
Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:07 AM (8O3HH)
The evil, naughty twin sister was definitely a thing.
Oh, who am I kidding? It is still a thing.
Evil, naughty Maryann?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 02:08 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:09 AM (eMKNe)
After Christmas sub-zero temperatures,and this week's blizzard, with same temperatures, I still want to leave Taxxachusetts & move to Marble Falls, Texas.
I have three rooms with no heat. I ordered 2 12 mm shades for sunporch and Home Depot would deliver here free. There is a large picture window in there and I ordered a 51 inch shade & they wanted $55 to ship shade to my home.
I have to go to store to have 2 18.5 inch shades custom cut.
I had ugly turquoise curtains with rubber backing that I have had up for 5 or 6 years & washed according to directions. Four fell apart & we put up beautiful supposedly all season drapes last summer. There is draft from that room into hall, living room,even bathroom. I hope new shades help.
I have 4 towels in there and heavy blanket in hall. I wish I had left ugly crtains alone to put up in winter.
I need my roommate to help me put up new shades, he wouldn't Saturday because it was too cold.
Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:09 AM (NKOy9)
Oh, Sam. Imagine witnessing this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dhwdvm
which then leads to this view:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydz89tce
Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:12 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:13 AM (NKOy9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:15 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (md3fh)
I believe that's a death penalty offense. Unless the ketchup is an ingredient in homemade Russian dressing. Then, an only then is 'ketchup' allowable on pastrami.
Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2018 02:17 AM (RABk/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:09 AM (eMKNe)
A European style resource management game. Choose how much money to invest in cryptocurrency mining gear each turn. The coins start out easy to obtain but become more difficult. Technology advances and older gear becomes cheaper each turn, counteracting the increased difficulty, but still requires more electricity. Do you sell your coins early at cheap rates to reinvest, or hold onto them hoping for later value? The market is unpredictable, and fluctuates a bit based on die rolls each turn.
Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 02:18 AM (gDSJf)
Naughty twin sisters are the best kind. Bad, bad girls, they are...
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:18 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:22 AM (eMKNe)
I am going to try to go to sleep. It was so cold today, I stayed in my chair under my blankets.
Good Night, Horde!
Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:23 AM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 02:26 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:29 AM (eMKNe)
Carol.....
I feel ya Darlin......we put up very heavy drapes to seal off the Sun Room here and they make a BIG difference.
Trick is, get em bigger than you need. Unless hostin company is a concern, the extra fabric, especially at the bottom, creates a better seal. Comfort beats Ascetics......
And....where's your thermostat? Keepin that area "warm" is the trick to keepin the bill down. For example, our Sun Room is beside the thermostat for that side of the house......by hanging the drapes we've Cut the heat pump use in half. Easily paid for the cost of the drapes many times over.
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:29 AM (JGzeX)
Naughty twin sisters are the best kind. Bad, bad girls, they are...
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:18 AM (8O3HH)
Yes, we deserve a spanking!
Posted by: Zoot & Dingo at January 08, 2018 02:34 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Zoot & Dingo
It's all fun & games till the Killer Rabbit shows up!
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at January 08, 2018 02:35 AM (AoK0a)
Frustrating.....Grrrrr....refresh rate sucks.
Been talkin to some other locals that have been fucked by Internet Providers, (and even a Lawyer or two).......And there may be a Legitimate Class Action Suit.
I simply want the Telecommunications Companies to do their part....as they're contractually and legally obliged to do........
Great!!! Judicial Satisfaction 3yrs from now......Fuck Yeah!.....ha.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:37 AM (JGzeX)
It was possible to trade items thru the forums, and there were even certified brokers to assist in the trades. There also sprung up an unofficial trading website, where items were bought and sold, and 'accounts' were kept in scrip. I was wealthy in the realm.
The development of scrip led to the dawning of bots to 'mine' for items.
In retrospect, this whole scenario was the precursor to bitcoin mining. Fuckity. I coulda been rich.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2018 02:39 AM (0ogQG)
pay for play video games......
Spankings.......
Ventin of perceived philosophical slights.....
Drape suggestions.......
The morals of Twin Sisters.....
Peckinpah's merits.....
All within the last hour.......
The ONT.......Where Diversity ACTUALLY reigns.
Beautiful y'all.......completely.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:43 AM (JGzeX)
The only thing missing from the ONT tonight is our Duchess, Miley.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:45 AM (8O3HH)
Well, more little love taps, little love pats you might say is what I have in mind.
>> The morals of Twin Sisters.....
For what I have in mind, their morals need to be fairly low. Immoral Twin Sisters, IOW.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:47 AM (8O3HH)
Sorry for iPad spelling. That was an outdoor porch & parents expanded it & enclosed it. My older brother added extra insulation in 2005. It helped, but there's no heat in there. I have floor length drapes & hope & pray the 2x shades we have to put up help.
Or, I will look at JCP & order same ugly curtains I had in white. Roof Flooded in 2009 & room smelled disgusting for six years, it was mildew from flood. I replaced carpet in 2015 and that's why I wanted new drapes.
Thank you.
Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:49 AM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 03:01 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 03:17 AM (peJQi)
Posted by: Emo Philips at January 08, 2018 03:52 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 03:56 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 04:01 AM (aC6Sd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw2BVI9OhC4
Posted by: vivi at January 08, 2018 04:03 AM (11H2y)
In case otho is still around - I remember you mentioned that you lived near the city - if you are near Surry Hills we found a great little pub on Foveaux Street - we can have a Syd Mo Me!
My grandson lives close by so we're in the area often!
Now to pick up my son from the airport - see you all later!
Posted by: Aussie at January 08, 2018 04:05 AM (dvE5o)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: the Gerbil at January 08, 2018 04:21 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 04:35 AM (aC6Sd)
smiley mchitler!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 08, 2018 05:47 AM (Pg+x7)
Last year they were 9%
This year.....30%
gorebulll warmening is here!!!!!!!
Posted by: Exile at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (Fikbq)
in 2013 and '14 they were nearly 100% covered.
Posted by: F.N.G. at January 08, 2018 05:48 AM (N787Q)
Heretics. Burn them at the stake. The science is settled.
Posted by: High Priest of Global Warming at January 08, 2018 06:07 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: High Priest of Global Warming
When I look at the different weather websites. I've noticed that the record highs and lows only go back to 1980. They used to go back to 1900 or earlier.
When the globull warming people get wound up, they talk of what temps were billions and billions of years ago.
Last week the weather site was promising 6 inches of snow this Thursday. Today it shows 50 degrees and a quarter inch of rain for Thursday.
Do they use the same computer models for the doom and gloom they predict from globull warming?
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:11 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)
I have a web page bookmarked with historical high and low temperatures for my area that go back to the 1880's. We're setting low temperature records, breaking records that go back to the first ever recorded.
Even Philly tied a record yesterday morning. But the former record low was only three years old.
Hopefully it's only going to be a short Ice Age that will *only* kill a couple billion people. Thanks to Milankovitch Cycles the planet is tilting further toward the southern hemisphere every year. Which traditionally brings on Ice Ages at the extreme.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 08, 2018 06:20 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:21 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Oprah 2020! at January 08, 2018 06:22 AM (bc2Lc)
Oprah has the momentum!
Posted by: Oprah 2020!
____________________
Back off bitch! I'm not dead yet.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:25 AM (mPeei)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)
Acme, is that a site that has other cities too?
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
When the globull warming people get wound up, they talk of what temps were billions and billions of years ago.
Ask them what caused the glaciers that made the Great Lakes, because it sure wasn't man's carbon footprint.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 06:28 AM (hpmES)
Posted by: Oprah 2020! at January 08, 2018 06:22 AM (bc2Lc)
Momentum? Is that what they're now calling being first in line at the all-you-can-eat buffet?
Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2018 06:29 AM (2LQQ4)
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
No. Just Philly. I guess you might be able to find the chart for your local largest city. My chart starts with January 1st and runs through the entire year, with average highs and lows, and record highs and lows for every day of the year.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 08, 2018 06:31 AM (2FqvZ)
Momentum? Is that what they're now calling being first in line at the all-you-can-eat buffet?
Posted by: RickZ
________________
Can you get that down to a bumper sticker? 'Cause I'm sooooo gonna' use it.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:38 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Colin at January 08, 2018 06:41 AM (BeAcE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 06:42 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: RickZ
________________
Can you get that down to a bumper sticker? 'Cause I'm sooooo gonna' use it.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:38 AM (mPeei)
"Oprah Momentum: Being First In Line
For The Buffet"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 06:42 AM (hpmES)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 08, 2018 06:43 AM (BHRUO)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2018 06:43 AM (ZgKFD)
"Oprah Momentum: Being First In Line
For The Buffet"
Posted by: rickb223
___________________
~scribbles on note pad~
Thanks,, you irredeemable deplorable bitter-clinger...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:47 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2018 06:49 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2018 06:50 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2018 06:50 AM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)
Verdict, tough $h!t; pay your fine and shut up.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2018 06:53 AM (YQ4mh)
Someone with no political, public service experience, and so famous that their name is sometimes synonymous with capitalism?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 06:53 AM (EyPfd)
Did they really make beads by hand or did they just not have beads until the white man brought them (from Japan presumably)?
Was the Bowie knife really a part of their way of life, considering it was invented by James Bowie in the early part of the 19th century?
Smells faintly like cultural appropriation to me.
Good song though.
Posted by: Heresolong at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (K+rrH)
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