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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/7/18 )

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(Breathtaking)

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward

Quote II

Let us remember that revolutions do not always establish freedom. Our own free institutions were not the offspring of our Revolution. They existed before. Millard Fillmore

Quote III

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken

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Banned for life from North Korea. 40 photographs of life in North Korea.

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No word if Ace has hired these folks as his consultants.


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Hot coffee. Ice coffee. Espresso. Cappuccino. Coffee enema the Gwyneth Paltrow way.

If you don't want to fill your rectum with coffee, Gwyneth also recommends "detoxing" by drinking out of a $350 rose gold crazy straw, applying $85 "wellness oil," drinking from a $84 water bottle with a positive energy crystal jutting proudly from its base, or carrying a $85 shaman bag of "magically charged stones" (at least you carry these in the shaman bag, instead of your birth canal).


Sometimes I just don't know what to say.

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It isn't just the private sector that makes one speechless. Our State Department has gotten into the act. Hey Ladies, do you want to know how to blog?

The State Department is spending $50,000 for conferences aimed at getting more female bloggers in India.

The project, "SHE Vlogs: Video Blogging Training for Women Entrepreneurs in North India," will develop a "vlogging training curriculum" and locate speakers for the workshops in three cities in northern India.

Just who the f*ck comes up with these ideas?

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We have all heard the old saying, "It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission." Meet Lynn Tran and Richard Hazen and Holmes Beach Mayor Bob Johnson who disagree with that.

Lynn Tran and Richard Hazen built a Florida beachfront treehouse that would be the envy of any child. It's got two levels, hammocks and windows looking out on the Gulf of Mexico.

But the hangout has cost the couple a handsome sum: about $30,000 to construct and probably five times that in legal fees as they've fought local authorities over it, Tran said. Now, they're at their last stop, the Supreme Court. Unless the high court intervenes, the treehouse must be torn down.


The ONT doesn't know who is right or wrong. But, it sure sounds like the Mayor is a douche.

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Nothing like government saying We will make you remember.

WESTMINSTER -- While Vincent's Country Store owner Brian Vincent claims that issuing a warrant for his arrest for not renewing his dog license was "extreme," local officials maintain that all proper procedures were followed when handling the issue this week.


Really, an arrest warrant?

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The ONT Musical Interlude

January 7, 1937, Born on this day, Paul Revere, keyboards, Paul Revere and the Raiders, (1971 US No.1 single 'Indian Reservation', plus 14 other US Top 30 hit singles. He died on 4th Oct 2014. via thisdayinmusic.com


January 7, 1955, 'Rock Around the Clock' by Bill Haley and his Comets, entered the UK chart for the first time. The original full title of the song was 'We're Gonna Rock Around the Clock Tonight!' and is often cited as the biggest-selling vinyl rock and roll single of all time with sales over 25m. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me make me cry like the little snowflake that I am.
Former Milwaukee County Sheriff and prominent President Trump supporter David Clarke Jr. will face trial for taunting a man on Facebook, USA Today reported.

Clarke is set to stand trial on Jan. 22 after he called Daniel Black a "snowflake" on Facebook. Black said that Clarke abused his authority to harass him after an encounter on an airplane on Jan. 15, 2017.

No criminal charges were filed in the case, but Black also filed a civil rights lawsuit against Clarke. A judge on Friday dismissed many of the charges, but said a jury should decide whether Clarke's Facebook posts were threats or retaliation against Black.

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Meth doesn't make you smart. It makes you a Genius Award Winner.

Redwood City Man, With Genitals Exposed, Asks For A Ride: DA
The man was ultimately arrested — and allegedly offered to orally copulate the police officer if he would let him go, prosecutors say.

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No roughing, no off-sides or icing. Just Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Opposing Team Goalie Lends Player His Truck In A Snowstorm So He Can See The Birth Of His Child


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Weekly Commenter Stats for Week of 1-1-2018

Top 10 commenters:
1 [568 comments] 'J.J. Sefton' [79.74 posts/day]
2 [548 comments] 'Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year'
3 [427 comments] 'garrett'
4 [421 comments] 'Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet'
5 [371 comments] 'Miklos, just Miklos'
6 [366 comments] 'Steve and Cold Bear'
7 [348 comments] 'Skip'
8 [340 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
9 [311 comments] 'JackStraw'
10 [308 comments] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [275 names] 'Miklos, just Miklos' [38.61 unique names/day]
2 [49 names] 'Count de Monet'
3 [48 names] 'Methos and ??? other people want Last Jedi erased from canon'
4 [47 names] 'andycanuck'
5 [47 names] 'Joe Biden'
6 [43 names] 'Steve and Cold Bear'
7 [42 names] 'davidt'
8 [40 names] 'garrett'
9 [38 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
10 [38 names] 'Duncanthrax'


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 Grey!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 07, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)

2 You know, I think the morons here are a little short on culture. Perhaps Ben Jonson lamenting the death of his son could help fix that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZhaeX_Hkb8&index=17&list=PLW-4X-flRYwBhRHy01hK_oUqJsncivTF5

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 07, 2018 09:56 PM (aKvfY)

3 And first! Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 07, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)

4 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (e9G8E)

5 Hey-O!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (IcT7t)

6 forph!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (ILitO)

7 Evening everyone! Now to read the content.
Thank you,MisHum!

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 09:57 PM (fjf5L)

8 http://bit.ly/2qDi8pV

DC Press Corps KNEW For a FULL YEAR Hillary Clinton Was Behind Russia Dossier HID IT FROM PUBLIC

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 07, 2018 09:58 PM (y3aQB)

9 A great ONT.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2018 10:00 PM (0tfLf)

10 Buenos nachos!

Posted by: Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd)

11
You're doing it wrong, Gwynnie.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at January 07, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)

12 It's the Land of Dairy Queen!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2018 10:01 PM (2K6fY)

13 Does Listerine Shaving Cream kill germs on your face?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (mc8++)

14

ONT for real!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (T/KY7)

15 Hi!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (azcrj)

16 Banned for life from North Korea.


That sounds like a good thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2018 10:02 PM (Q4qzZ)

17 I'm sure the press hid A LOT of things from the public.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:03 PM (mc8++)

18
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

The crony crapitalist gets windmill subsidies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

19 No word if Ace has hired these folks as his consultants.

Nice. That should be featured in a book thread.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

20 I've always described myself as an optimistic realist.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

21 "24 Quarts of Lather in THE BIG TUBE "

Heh.

Posted by: Peter North at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (mc8++)

22 ONT for reals this time!

If you don't want to fill your rectum with coffee, Gwyneth also recommends "detoxing" by drinking out of a $350 rose gold crazy straw, applying $85 "wellness oil," drinking from a $84 water bottle with a positive energy crystal jutting proudly from its base, or carrying a $85 shaman bag of "magically charged stones" (at least you carry these in the shaman bag, instead of your birth canal).

Who actually buys this shit? Seriously, who? Other celebritards?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

23 Cecelia, you're breaking my heart.

Posted by: zombie Simon & Garfunkle at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

24 I see happy trees in the top picture. Is that a Bob Ross?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 07, 2018 10:05 PM (DNH+H)

25 >> Does Listerine Shaving Cream kill germs on your
>> face?

Don't know about there, but it works in other places.

Posted by: Demi Moore at January 07, 2018 10:06 PM (8O3HH)

26

Neither my hoo-hoo nor my pooter are stepchildren.

They are, however, very naughty and need spanked.

Posted by: Gwen Paltroon at January 07, 2018 10:06 PM (T/KY7)

27 Awesome as usual MisHum. Evening everyone!

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:06 PM (nisXv)

28 Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken

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Did anyone tell Trump there is already a Gorilla Channel? They call it C-SPAN.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:07 PM (FUu/Z)

29 1 pound chunk of fillet mignon on the grill, so poasting will be lite from here for a bit, so it doesn't over cook.

damn near done when it went on...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:07 PM (mahnP)

30 >> Who actually buys this shit?

She was selling a $15K gold dildo.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

31

Looks like bookshelf mom slipped a surfer dude in on dad with the blond chicklet...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 07, 2018 10:08 PM (T/KY7)

32 Bill Haley and the boys are attired in what look rather like smoking jackets.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:09 PM (zCyNd)

33 Hasn't Gwyneth Paltrow come out in the past and said what she is selling is basically bullshit in a snake oil bottle?

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:09 PM (g4lFK)

34 We have all heard the old saying, "It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission." Meet Lynn Tran and Richard Hazen and Holmes Beach Mayor Bob Johnson who disagree with that.

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Actually, if you read the story, they did ask for permission. Before they started building, they asked the city if they needed a permit. City said no. After they were finished, City said, oops, you need a permit after all. And, BTW, you can't have one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (pvjTE)

35 What the hell is wrong with Paltrow?
Wow, whatta mess that girl is.

She's more infatuated with hoohahs than I am.

And THAT is saying something.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (tr2D7)

36 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news .

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14338

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (itfg0)

37 That picture at the top is just gorgeous.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (kNasr)

38 33: monk i thought she was talking about her movies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

39 I would like to point out the South Dakota Genius Award Winner also hit the Powerball of Stupid:

Speeding = Not good
Eluding police = Really not good
Eluding police while drunk = Really, really not good
Open intoxicants & drugs in the car = really, really, really not good
BODY IN THE TRUNK WAS HIS MOM = Powerball Winnah of Stupid...

Posted by: TXMarko at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (p4FD+)

40 Hey, I just noticed Sonobi's gone. What happened?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (2WfB0)

41

Gwen Baby, Call Me!

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (T/KY7)

42 Once upon a time, s**t like this would result in people being arrested and shivved in prison...

https://twitter.com/BRANDONHILTON/status
/948340281115541504

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (itfg0)

43 Amazing picture. The huge mountain human face on the left base poking his eyes and nose out is creepy yet fun.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (g4lFK)

44 and i see MisHum screwed up the date... no more ONTs

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (mahnP)

45 Thanks for the ONT, MisanHuman.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (sRycn)

46 The schools in the county west of us are closed tomorrow and the schools in the county south of us are closed tomorrow, but they are still open in the county I live in tomorrow.

Darn, I was hoping for a snow day.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (fjf5L)

47
Bill Haley and the boys are attired in what look rather like smoking jackets.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar


Everybody smoked in those days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 10:12 PM (IqV8l)

48 I've grown weary of hearing reports of "investigations" in DC... When do the prosecutions start?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 07, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)

49 WESTMINSTER -- While Vincent's Country Store owner Brian Vincent claims that issuing a warrant for his arrest for not renewing his dog license was "extreme," local officials maintain that all proper procedures were followed when handling the issue this week.

Did they serve the warrant with a no-knock SWAT raid at 0400 and shoot his dog?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

50 The saddest thing about Gwynny is that she gets bashed for this shit on social media. I mean it isn't like no pointed out to her that the $15000 dildo made her look like an obscenely over-paid half wit.
Instead of learning, she just does it all over again.

The people who sell her this shit, they must be laughing their asses off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

51 Well, here's my $10 that says fvcking Oprah is gonna run for president. Lol, I think the fun is just starting.

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)

52 Friendswood gun range closed after accidental shooting
By Lindsay Ellis Updated 6:21 pm, Sunday, January 7, 2018

Best Shot Range in Friendswood closed Sunday after a gunshot injury caused by a weapon malfunction.
A man was shooting a handgun at the range, and when he attempted to clear the weapon, the gun discharged, according to the Harris County Sheriff's Office.
That agency, in a post to Twitter, called the discharge a "malfunction" and said the shooter was hospitalized in "good condition."
The shooting range's management said in a statement that an investigation is underway and that all safety measures were taken.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (+y/Ru)

53 Amazing how square-looking chaps like Bill Haley and His Comets scared the shit out of middle America.......

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (mc8++)

54 48 I've grown weary of hearing reports of "investigations" in DC... When do the prosecutions start?

Never Baby! All hype no substance keeps the retarded proles happy and my dripping bank account full!

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (T/KY7)

55 This is indeed a great ONT.

Posted by: Richard M. Nixon at January 07, 2018 10:15 PM (c8EhQ)

56
If you doubt there is such a thing as a $15K gold dildo, it's called the Lelo Inez. Amazon has it at a discount, only $14,581.36.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:15 PM (8O3HH)

57 Ya know that lady that sued McD's because she bought a coffee, set it between her legs while driving a car and burned her cooter?
She should burn her butthole and sue Gwynny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

58 from twitter...

Paul Sperry of The New York Post said an ex-Trump campaign advisor told him prominent DC journalists admitted to him DURING the campaign they KNEW Hillary Clinton was behind the Russia dossier yet they continued to report as if the salacious document was legit intelligence!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (vChNs)

59 Hollywood is Chock Full o'Nuts

Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (bwN1x)

60 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news .

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14338

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (itfg0)

I like the NOAA bit, not surprised at all.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (zCyNd)

61 'Orally copulate a police officer.' Funny.

Posted by: Jack Webb at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (bc2Lc)

62 51: i hope the big, fat puddle of imbecilic goo runs for prezznit. we had a pimp as one, might ascwell vote in a big, fat, hooker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

63 48 I've grown weary of hearing reports of "investigations" in DC... When do the prosecutions start?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 07, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)

Note, Statute of Limitations for most Federal Crimes if FIVE Years...

Hillary Clintons last work day as Sec State? Jan 7, 2013..... five years ago... today...

What a coincidence that they reopen the case now...

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

64 32 Bill Haley and the boys are attired in what look rather like smoking jackets.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:09 PM (zCyNd)


Elbow patches?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (di1hb)

65 The gals at the Globes are wearing black, with lots and lots of side boob.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 10:17 PM (pV/54)

66 'Evening everyone.

Temp here in SE Michigan finally broke single digits today and still climbing. A balmy 26 degrees right now. Predicting 40 by Wed/Thur. Yea! Glad this cold snap coincided with Christmas break for the GS and vacation for his Daddy. I only had to go out two times since Christmas, although I did run my car once in a while.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 07, 2018 10:17 PM (RfzVr)

67 65 The gals at the Globes are wearing black, with lots and lots of side boob.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 10:17 PM (pV/54)

They complain about being treated as sex objects while presenting themselves as sex objects.

Ironic.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:18 PM (fjf5L)

68 MGMT does the beach boys -
youtube.com/watch?v=DGMXOfpdgF8

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

69 'Orally copulate a police officer.' Funny.

Posted by: Jack Webb at January 07, 2018 10:16 PM (bc2Lc)

A reverse Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 07, 2018 10:18 PM (zCyNd)

70 monk i thought she was talking about her movies.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

Her movies can't be used as fertilizer unlike bullshit. She is loathsome.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:19 PM (g4lFK)

71 Yeah, Oprah would make a great POTUS. Heh. Not.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:19 PM (md3fh)

72

One time I orally copulated a mousetrap.

Beatch had it in her cooter...

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:20 PM (T/KY7)

73 62
51: i hope the big, fat puddle of imbecilic goo runs for prezznit. we
had a pimp as one, might ascwell vote in a big, fat, hooker.

I can't stand to watch more than a minute or 2, but I heard yelling from another room.Wow and holy shit.

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:20 PM (nisXv)

74 Paul Revere lived a few miles down the road from me here in Idaho. His wife Sydney still lives in their home along the South Fork of the Payette River.

Posted by: Vasif at January 07, 2018 10:20 PM (/+2Ok)

75 Nothing screams victim of sexual assault and bringing awareness to such a cause like public displays of side boob.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (g4lFK)

76

Oprah would make a GREAT president! Should could appoint me VP and then resign. Or die jogging in the park.

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (T/KY7)

77 >> She should burn her butthole and sue Gwynny.

Now that is funny. I'd have to sue you if I was drinking, 'cause I would have spewed it all over the monitor.

Now, I imagining some idiot at the McDonald's drive through with his/her ass sticking out the window, to get the coffee.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)

78 WESTMINSTER -- While Vincent's Country Store owner Brian Vincent claims that issuing a warrant for his arrest for not renewing his dog license was "extreme," local officials maintain that all proper procedures were followed when handling the issue this week.

He should have gotten a fish. Or a cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RGwaCUjm0

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

79 We shall comment on to the end. We shall comment in France, we shall comment on the seas and oceans, we shall comment with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall support our blog whatever the cost may be. We shall comment on the beaches, we shall comment on the landing grounds, we shall comment in the fields and in the streets, we shall comment in the hills; we shall never give a beaten-down meme a rest.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at January 07, 2018 10:22 PM (c8EhQ)

80 Taunting is a 15 yard penalty in the NFL,Sheriff Clarke has to go on trial for it....

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:22 PM (LiyEm)

81 So calling someone a snowflake is a threat? What if you call someone a *#*())$##@? Would that be OK?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:23 PM (md3fh)

82

I take my coffee with a neti pot...

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:23 PM (T/KY7)

83 >>Globes are wearing black, with lots and lots of side
>> boob.

Well, it is called the "Globes".

I approve of sideboob. Also underboob. The traditional overboob as well. Just plain boobs, really.

But there's something else I approve of even more.

Posted by: publius, at the ficus at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (8O3HH)

84 At the time, Rock Around the Clock became an unofficial signal to mini-riot.

Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (FdNEK)

85 51 Well, here's my $10 that says fvcking Oprah is gonna run for president. Lol, I think the fun is just starting.
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)

It wouldn't surprise me at all. And there will be a shocking number of people who would vote for her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

86 I vetted Obama for you. You're welcome.

And *you* get a car! And *you* get a car! And *you* get a car!

And by "car", I mean wiretap.

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (Ndje9)

87 Ask any vet now and they will tell you rabies vaccinations last for 3 to 5 years. So the annual licensing is unnecessary as a safety issue.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 07, 2018 10:25 PM (2DOZq)

88 I don't recommend taking a sip of anything before watching this 42 second video that is cracking me up.

"Hillary Clinton's Cold Chai Seizure Challenge"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0rzRQJo_E

Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2018 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)

89

Ever notice how the Golden Globe award looks a lot like a ben-wa ball? Or butt plug? Wonder if there's a vibrator in the base... HUMA! Get me one of those...

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (T/KY7)

90 The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

The crony crapitalist gets windmill subsidies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Invite Al Gore to speak & get all the hot air you could ever need ...

Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (AoK0a)

91 bookshelf dad is ghey...

who the fcuk wears socks to walk around the house?

i only put them on IF i'm going to put on shoes or boots immediately afterwards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (mahnP)

92 A good idea from Instapundit,so of course it will neverhappen...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/285345/

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (LiyEm)

93 So calling someone a snowflake is a threat? What if you call someone a *#*())$##@? Would that be OK?
--

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a Hate Crime in NY and CA.

In fact, it might also be a Thought Crime in CA as well.

Posted by: shibumi at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (aT+Bx)

94 85 51 Well, here's my $10 that says fvcking Oprah is gonna run for president. Lol, I think the fun is just starting.
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)

It wouldn't surprise me at all. And there will be a shocking number of people who would vote for her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)


And the media would be 100% on board. The situation in the country is such that I find it more worrisome than laughable.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

95 I bought original listerine. Usually I pour the huge bottle in a small bottle on the counter. Then I realized it is the same color as piss. I guess I need to make a label for my little bottle that says NOT PISS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)

96 88 I don't recommend taking a sip of anything before watching this 42 second video that is cracking me up.

"Hillary Clinton's Cold Chai Seizure Challenge"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0rzRQJo_E
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2018 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)

Savage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

97 44 and i see MisHum screwed up the date... no more ONTs
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (mahnP)

Only 358 days to mess up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (3/sUh)

98 91 bookshelf dad is ghey...

who the fcuk wears socks to walk around the house?

i only put them on IF i'm going to put on shoes or boots immediately afterwards.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:26 PM (mahnP)

Me.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (2DOZq)

99
Thank you for that image of Hillary with a butt plug.

Posted by: publius, projectile vomiting on the ficus at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

100
Could do with some snow right about... now.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2018 10:28 PM (qGuLD)

101 "I never wear socks"

--Quadruple amputee

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:28 PM (md3fh)

102 "He should have gotten a fish. Or a cat.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RGwaCUjm0

Posted by: rickl"

I knew what that clip was before I even looked.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:28 PM (w+Jhj)

103 One hundred comments is not the beginning of the end of a thread, but is it, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Posted by: Zombie Wintson Churchill redux at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (zCyNd)

104 Oprah/Rock 2020.

*shudders*

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (g4lFK)

105 "I guess I need to make a label for my little bottle that says NOT PISS."

Man, you're tellin me. One time Huma and I were playin Pup Tent and I was using a yellow colored Nalgene bottle to wizz in while drinking Gatorade... won't make that mistake again...

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (T/KY7)

106 95 I bought original listerine. Usually I pour the huge bottle in a small bottle on the counter. Then I realized it is the same color as piss. I guess I need to make a label for my little bottle that says NOT PISS.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)


Say, how many small bottles of piss do you usually keep around, anyway?

Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2018 10:29 PM (Vb4BV)

107 My thought is that MGMT are singing about Trump handing over the government to the people, the people here meaning white Bernie-voting hipsters.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)

108 It's not a butt plug,it's a cork....Hic...
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:30 PM (LiyEm)

109 And the media would be 100% on board. The situation in the country is such that I find it more worrisome than laughable.

Judging from the crowd response she could walk right in!

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:30 PM (nisXv)

110 "Well, here's my $10 that says fvcking Oprah is gonna run for president. Lol, I think the fun is just starting.

Posted by: dartist"


Well, she's already got the giving shit away for free part down pat.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)

111 I'd vote for Oprah before I'd vote for Hillary. At least Oprah made money without selling influence.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (ILitO)

112 Darn, I was hoping for a snow day.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (fjf5L)

Move north young lady, move north

Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh)

113 Pic is beautiful.

Posted by: Flounder at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (+lOpA)

114 Shit, Obama only gave them phones. A car, for the win!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (md3fh)

115 sock purge

Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)

116 Oprah/Rock 2020.

*shudders*

-
I heard Okra/Tom Hanks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)

117
I say we take off, fill the piss bottles from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (qGuLD)

118 Oprah/Rock 2020.



*shudders*
---

Michelle O/ Clooney 2020


Posted by: shibumi at January 07, 2018 10:32 PM (aT+Bx)

119 If Oprah is indeed running for president, it's WAY too early to announce.
Still, I hope Trump doesn't tweet about it one way or another....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (mc8++)

120 Thanks for the ONT.

Seems like Listerine Shaving cream might burn a bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (ycWCI)

121 "Well, she's already got the giving shit away for free part down pat."

And being a huge black chick that hates men in the White House part too... it'll be a triumph for herstory when she is elected and I replace her!

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (T/KY7)

122 Oprah/LeBoeuf 2020

Because We Got Nothing

Posted by: Democrat Party at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (Vb4BV)

123 Move north young lady, move north
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian

How far do I have to go?

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (fjf5L)

124
Weinstein/Spacey 2020

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (8O3HH)

125 "Well, here's my $10 that says fvcking Oprah is gonna run for president. Lol, I think the fun is just starting.

Posted by: dartist"


Well, she's already got the giving shit away for free part down pat.

-
She's not doing it right. She's using her own money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)

126 Huge black chick that hates white people and men -- what could go wrong?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (md3fh)

127 Oprah> Ain't gone bump no more with that chick.

Posted by: Joe Tex at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (zCyNd)

128 If you're online, Mis Hum, you might want to put a temporary ban on (ve6fQ) from the gun thread, and let Ace decide on permanent whenever. False-ONT troll and with what I'm led to believe is a questionable sockpuppet.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (QCX64)

129 Oprah/ Moochelle.

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (nisXv)

130 Warning: Elizabeth Warren may have just been triggered onto the warpath. Watch your topknot, Greenhorn!

Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (bJ0w+)

131

Really, an arrest warrant?


He should count himself lucky they didn't shoot Troop while they were at it.

"The papers authorizing the Jew deportations were all properly filled out and approved."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (JMoQ8)

132 I've long suspected Oprah was a lesbian...

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (LiyEm)

133 Weinstein/Spacey 2020

-
Taking Matters In Hand!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (+y/Ru)

134 126 oprah checks all the right boxes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

135 123 Move north young lady, move north
Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian

How far do I have to go?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (fjf5L)

How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?


Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (3/sUh)

136 If they shot his dog in the process of serving the arrest warrant, he would no longer need a license for the dog. The "you shot my dog!" defense.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (md3fh)

137 42 Once upon a time, s**t like this would result in people being arrested and shivved in prison...

https://twitter.com/BRANDONHILTON/status
/948340281115541504
Posted by: The Political Hat


Twitter allowed that?
Wasn't Milo Yiannopoulos banned?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

138 The weatherman's map shows ice all around us, but we're not getting any.

So no snow day tomorrow.


Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (fjf5L)

139 So next week's schedule of NFL games goes like this :

Don't give a shit plays Whatevs

Fuck them plays They made the playoffs ? Lol

Then on Sunday :

I don't care plays Suck my left nut, losers

Kiss my ass plays Bite me

Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (bwN1x)

140 That girl can eat corn through a picket fence.

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (nisXv)

141 How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice? I also live alone and my pantry has tumbleweeds.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)

142
How far do I have to go?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:33 PM (fjf5L)

How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?


Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:35 PM (3/sUh)

Check me on Facebook!

Posted by: Robert Peary at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)

143 The Dem Party wouldn't like Oprah running any more than the GOPe liked Trump.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (FdNEK)

144 95 I bought original listerine. Usually I pour the huge bottle in a small bottle on the counter. Then I realized it is the same color as piss. I guess I need to make a label for my little bottle that says NOT PISS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)


So you can tell it apart from the actual bottle of piss on your counter?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (DNH+H)

145
How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?



Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian

Are you a tall, fat, bald man?

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (fjf5L)

146 A big fat black lesbian with a gay "husband" who hates white people? She'll win the popular vote anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (mc8++)

147 >> Posted by: Aetius451AD

You know what I stumbled on, "researching" that babe, Denise Milani, you posted last night?

She's Czech. Yep. Another Czech hottie.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)

148 And the media would be 100% on board. The situation in the country is such that I find it more worrisome than laughable.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

She'd get more knob-slobbering 24/7 promotion from the MFM than TFG or Hillary.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

149
The "you shot my dog!" defense.

Court and administrative costs. The cost of the bullet. You have 10 days to pay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (uDXD+)

150 fuckin screamin bernie is still getting air time. and trump is mentally ill?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

151 141 How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice? I also live alone and my pantry has tumbleweeds.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)

I have half a jar of peanut butter and a half block of Colby cheese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (ycWCI)

152 Oprah gave us Obama.

Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (w7KSn)

153 People who wear genitalia costumes in public should not call other people crazy.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (fjf5L)

154 40 Hey, I just noticed Sonobi's gone. What happened?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 07, 2018 10:11 PM (2WfB0)



Ace fulfilled a New Year's resolution.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 10:39 PM (Cybcm)

155 You know what I stumbled on, "researching" that babe, Denise Milani, you posted last night?

She's Czech. Yep. Another Czech hottie.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)

Yep, she is purty. Glad you enjoyed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (ycWCI)

156
So next week's schedule of NFL games goes like this :



Don't give a shit plays Whatevs



Fuck them plays They made the playoffs ? Lol



Then on Sunday :



I don't care plays Suck my left nut, losers



Kiss my ass plays Bite me
---

Want to give the NFL the Kill Shot?

Boycott the Super Bowl.

Turn it off.

That will destroy them.

Posted by: shibumi at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (aT+Bx)

157 You know what I stumbled on, "researching" that babe, Denise Milani, you posted last night?

She's Czech. Yep. Another Czech hottie.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)

So, is she the one selling the cookbook online from Prague?

I'll deal with this one.

Posted by: Highly Motivated Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

158 Oprah and some guy in the neighborhood gave us Obama. And Satan, never forget him.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:40 PM (md3fh)

159 "The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist corrects for it and pulls the trigger with confidence."

Fixed

Posted by: Sharkman at January 07, 2018 10:41 PM (0oDnb)

160 159 You misspelled sniper.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:42 PM (md3fh)

161 Oprah and some guy in the neighborhood gave us Obama.

Her opponent's campaign commercials should feature pictures of her with Obama. We will never stop hating him.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:42 PM (fjf5L)

162 Does the SWAT Team shoot the owner if the dog doesn't have his licence?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:42 PM (QCX64)

163 oprah checks all the right boxes.
From Chinese takeout places?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (QCX64)

164 >> So, is she the one selling the cookbook online from
>> Prague?

I have no idea. But whatever she's sellin', I'm buyin'.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

165 Oprah wouldn't win if she ran. She would def. get the urban vote out, but didn't we learn last time out that the "sisterhood" ain't all it's cracked up to be? Many women simply won't vote for another woman. And few men will vote for Oprah.
She would be extremely liberal and easy to paint as such.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (mc8++)

166 link is more appropriate to a gun thread, but whatevers.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/285300/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (mahnP)

167 Maybe the dog will shoot the cop. That would make headline news. Man bites dog kind of thing.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (md3fh)

168 Seems like Listerine Shaving cream might burn a bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------
Upside: You can put a dollop in your morning coffee and enjoy a morning pick-me-up while you are shaving.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (nBBdT)

169 3 [48 names] 'Methos and ??? other people want Last Jedi erased from canon'

So, I should probably explain that. I've been updating the sock with the current total on the change.org petition as part of my ongoing star wars coping process, and for some reason one day the page disappeared. Weirdly, another time, I used the same number for like four hours because the total dropped by around 100.

At least I think that's what happened. Earlier today it seemed a similar thing happened, but it was because I was reading an 8 as a 0.

Also, Miklos, damn, dude.

Posted by: Methos and 83,009 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (XQvuQ)

170 141 How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice? I also live alone and my pantry has tumbleweeds.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)

Yeah, but Gandolf is not your sugar daddy.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (g4lFK)

171 Oprah was a tool of the people who gave us Obamao.

That guy from the neighborhood was one of the cabal who used Oprah.

Obamao is still a clueless dumbfuck who thinks he maneuvered the cabal into using him as a front man.

Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (FdNEK)

172 "She's not doing it right. She's using her own money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

Probably in her contract that the studio reimburses her.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)

173 Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:34 PM (QCX64)

Thanks for the heads up andy

Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (3/sUh)

174 Upside: You can put a dollop in your morning coffee and enjoy a morning pick-me-up while you are shaving.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (nBBdT)

Also a decent floor wax.

Posted by: Domestic Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (zCyNd)

175 Listerine....hmmmmm.....

Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)

176 oprah checks all the right boxes.
From Chinese takeout places?
Posted by: andycanuck
---------

I understand that Hillary was going to eliminate check-boxes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (nBBdT)

177 That twitter pic with that poor exploited "transsexual" boy. Goddammit. Sometimes I think the human race shouldn't be allowed to go on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

178 165 Oprah wouldn't win if she ran. She would def. get the urban vote out, but didn't we learn last time out that the "sisterhood" ain't all it's cracked up to be? Many women simply won't vote for another woman. And few men will vote for Oprah.
She would be extremely liberal and easy to paint as such.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:43 PM (mc8++)

Same was said about the JEF

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (3/sUh)

179 Probably in her contract that the studio reimburses her.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)

The cars she gave away were provided by GM, not paid for by Oprah.

Posted by: Fact checking Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)

180 175 Listerine....hmmmmm.....
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)

It would burn, Gwyneth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (ycWCI)

181 175 Listerine....hmmmmm.....
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)

But with urine. Call it Pissterine. I expect 20% off the top for licensing fees.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

182 MisHum, did you ban him? Thank you!

I always picture you as Matt Dillon, not Willard Scott, btw.

My hero!

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (fjf5L)

183 When the JEF was elected, the MFM still had a few little wisps of credibility left. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (md3fh)

184
Probably in her contract that the studio reimburses her.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-----------

Manufacturers provide items as 'Product Placement'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (nBBdT)

185 137 42 Once upon a time, s**t like this would result in people being arrested and shivved in prison...

https://twitter.com/BRANDONHILTON/status/
948340281115541504
Posted by: The Political Hat

Twitter allowed that?
Wasn't Milo Yiannopoulos banned?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

I'm pretty sure the parents and adults who encourage and groom for this shit will wind up at Trump Camp in Guantanamo.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (g4lFK)

186 Czech box


Where did that come from?

Posted by: mystified Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

187 "The cars she gave away were provided by GM, not paid for by Oprah.

Posted by: Fact checking Miklos"

There yah go. I knew she wasn't paying out of her pocket.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)

188 The cars she gave away were provided by GM, not paid for by Oprah.
Posted by: Fact checking Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)

Wonder why GM needed a bailout with smart thinking like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (ycWCI)

189 "Same was said about the JEF"

Okay. Oprah will win.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (mc8++)

190 145
How would I know, do I look like Willard Scott?



Posted by: Horace Greely Misanthropic Humanitarian

Are you a tall, fat, bald man?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (fjf5L)

No
Yes
No

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (3/sUh)

191 111 I'd vote for Oprah before I'd vote for Hillary. At least Oprah made money without selling influence.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:31 PM (ILitO)

++++

Word is, Oprah did some prostituting back in the day.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (pvjTE)

192 175 Listerine....hmmmmm.....

Posted by: Gwyneth at January 07, 2018 10:45 PM (bwN1x)

Listerine would make it smell all mediciney.

Use Scope for that minty fresh scent!

Posted by: The Green Phantom at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (FdNEK)

193 So check this guy out ....

https://m.youtube.com/watchfeature=youtu
.be&v=PmYrqZhJ3Rk

Fml ... or at least my guitar playing.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (wH8rX)

194 Good honest working girl? Perfect qualifications for POTUS.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (md3fh)

195 189 "Same was said about the JEF"

Okay. Oprah will win.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:47 PM (mc8++)

On the one hand, Trump showed us name recognition is important. On the other, I think a lot of people would be surprised how shallow her support might be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ycWCI)

196 never heard of Denise Milani. She has bigguns.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ILitO)

197
Czech boxes?

I would love to check some Czech boxes.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

198 Oprah isn't going to run. She wouldn't take the pay cut.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (fjf5L)

199 194 Good honest working girl? Perfect qualifications for POTUS.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (md3fh)

Small business entrepreneur.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (ycWCI)

200 Are we talkin' Wheat Czechs, Corn Czechs or Rice Czechs?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)

201 196 never heard of Denise Milani. She has bigguns.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ILitO)

Her breasts are huge too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (ycWCI)

202 Are we talkin' Wheat Czechs, Corn Czechs or Rice Czechs?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)

Czechs that bounce.

Posted by: non-monetary Miklos at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)

203 The ONT is hitting its stride. Boobs for the win!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (md3fh)

204 How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice? I also live alone and my pantry has tumbleweeds.
---
A young, growing hobbit may well eat as much as a dozen dwarves. And who knows when Lobelia might pop in for a bite?

Posted by: Methos and 83,017 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (XQvuQ)

205 I don't think white America's going to go in for another guilt trip anytime soon. The media will be so slobbering in their worship that'll it turn off all but the most robotic dem voters.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:51 PM (mc8++)

206 On the one hand, Trump showed us name recognition is important. On the other, I think a lot of people would be surprised how shallow her support might be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ycWCI)

Before Oprah endorsed the JEF, she was seen as not being partisan, and above the fray. After she backed him, she lost respect from many. It cost her professionally.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (fjf5L)

207 #173 Not a common descriptor used here but it sounded vaguely familiar and someone on the thread asked him to change his sock, as if false-ONTing wasn't bad enough.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (QCX64)

208 Word is, Oprah did some prostituting back in the day.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:48 PM (pvjTE)

good for a +7 in the polls.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (g4lFK)

209 >> never heard of Denise Milani. She has bigguns.

One of those rare ones with YUGE natural ones, but a svelte hard body.

Usually, the babes with them that big are a bit chubby. Oh, what's the euphemism for that, I can't think. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

210 Before Oprah endorsed the JEF, she was seen as not being partisan, and above the fray. After she backed him, she lost respect from many. It cost her professionally.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (fjf5L)

++++

Especially after it became known that she refused to book Palin on her show.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (pvjTE)

211 On the one hand, Trump showed us name recognition is important. On the other, I think a lot of people would be surprised how shallow her support might be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ycWCI)

Historic Black Woman Yes
Historic White Woman No

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (3/sUh)

212 200 Are we talkin' Wheat Czechs, Corn Czechs or Rice Czechs?
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)

Brunette Czechs:

https://tinyurl.com/ycjlfgwk

(sfwish)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (ycWCI)

213 Plump, not chubby.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:53 PM (fjf5L)

214 Oprah has superficial resemblance to Trump (self-made business success, media star) and to Obama (black Chicago).

She'd create a stir in the D primaries because she'd start with high recognition and decent favorables among Ds.

In the general she'd get killed with some cohorts and would underperform Obama with others (e.g., Black men)

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (pV/54)

215
Hmm. Do CZ's have Czechered grips?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (c/EDo)

216 Plump good, chubby bad.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (md3fh)

217 The "you shot my dog!" defense.

Court and administrative costs. The cost of the bullet. You have 10 days to pay.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January




someone made a movie about that scenario, moral of the movie is don't shoot the dog, ever.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

218 185---Bingo.
Trump offered an alternative--something the voters couldn't get anywhere else.
Oprah , for all the glitz, will be standard issue Democrat boiler plate identity politics offering the same thing ANY other Dem would....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (mc8++)

219 201 196 never heard of Denise Milani. She has bigguns.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 10:49 PM (ILitO)

Her breasts are huge too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (ycWCI)

Talk about concealed weapons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (3/sUh)

220
Yes, "chubby" was bad diction. My apologies. Pleasingly plump.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (8O3HH)

221 yes, oprah actually had guys that paid to hump that cavern. that's a career enhancer in democratic circles. laugh atbyour own risk.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

222 And another, because she has a pretty smile:

https://tinyurl.com/lbzevmv

(Less, uh sfwish)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (ycWCI)

223 oprah's "free" car? Like Seth Rich & Pontiacs, dead.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (CL76w)

224 206 Best part was how after all her help and professional sacrific she got frozen out from the O White House. The old Stalin line about useful idiots in full display.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (F9322)

225 What is it Lassie? You say Timmy fell in the well again? Well, thanks for coming to the police station to report it.

*BANG!*

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (md3fh)

226 It's an early start tomorrow. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)

227 When Obama announced he was running for president in (2007?), I knew he'd win, not just the nomination, but the White House. The DNC had been grooming him ever since the 2004 keynote speech. And he had the huge advantage of going up against two joyless candidates, first Hillary, then McCain.

Posted by: Mike at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (c056A)

228 Didn't Oprah hint at some family style action that maybe was rape but maybe was DTF like it part of the community?

Back in the Color Purple days?

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (g4lFK)

229 was surprised how many restaurants openly discriminate against checks. have signs in the window saying they are not allowed. you would think the irish would be more likely to be forbidden.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

230 Blonds with big boobs are always in style.

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (fjf5L)

231 Night AR.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (ycWCI)

232 I have no experience handling Ms. Milani's "merchandise", but no way are they "natural."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (mc8++)

233 When Obama announced he was running for president in (2007?), I knew he'd win, not just the nomination, but the White House. The DNC had been grooming him ever since the 2004 keynote speech. And he had the huge advantage of going up against two joyless candidates, first Hillary, then McCain.

Posted by: Mike at January



well, frank marshal had been grooming him even longer.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

234 225 What is it Lassie? You say Timmy fell in the well again? Well, thanks for coming to the police station to report it.

*BANG!*
Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (md3fh)

Sadly, Rin Tin Tin is unavailable for comment...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (NgKpN)

235 227 When Obama announced he was running for president in (2007?), I knew he'd win, not just the nomination, but the White House. The DNC had been grooming him ever since the 2004 keynote speech. And he had the huge advantage of going up against two joyless candidates, first Hillary, then McCain.

Posted by: Mike at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (c056A)

Also, because he was a huge blank slate. That part of his analysis was completely correct.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (ycWCI)

236 153 People who wear genitalia costumes in public should not call other people crazy.
Posted by: ALH

Didn't they take money from Harv the Perv?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

237 Oprah doesn't have fuck you money. She has taken a hit the last decade.

Posted by: Monk at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (g4lFK)

238 "How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice?"

Samwise used to have a brother...

And the word is Rubenesque.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (T/KY7)

239 "huge blank slate."

RACIST!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:58 PM (md3fh)

240 >> https://tinyurl.com/lbzevmv


That's a good one. You can see the Eastern European features in her face there well.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)

241 232 I have no experience handling Ms. Milani's "merchandise", but no way are they "natural."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2018 10:57 PM (mc8++)

If they are man made, that Doctor deserves this laurel- and a hearty handshake.

He is the Michelangelo of falsies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 10:59 PM (ycWCI)

242 One of those rare ones with YUGE natural ones, but a svelte hard body.

Usually, the babes with them that big are a bit chubby. Oh, what's the euphemism for that, I can't think. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

*******

Zaftig

Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (C+qQ0)

243 202 Are we talkin' Wheat Czechs, Corn Czechs or Rice Czechs?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh


We should have a Czechers thread in place of the chess one.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (Cybcm)

244 Oh, what's the euphemism for that, I can't think. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (QCX64)

245 We should have a Czechers thread in place of the chess one.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (Cybcm)

The Czechers thread IS a chest thread.

Posted by: Miklos just skimmed it at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (zCyNd)

246 Oh, what's the euphemism for that, I can't think. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.
Posted by: andycanuck at January




which occurs when a woman consumes more than 7 pastrami sandwiches weekly.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

247 Turner and Hooch is classic FOP misdirection.

Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (bwN1x)

248 Curvy. or so i've heard.

Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (FdNEK)

249 Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (QCX64)

Big boned.

Posted by: Miklos just phones it in at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

250 Czech Mate!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (md3fh)

251 stumpy

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

252
I see that on "Boobpedia" (this is the ultimate online authority on boobs), there is a debate on whether real or bolt-on.

The trouble is her small svelte body. They generally don't have 'em that big. It's rare, but possible.

There was another one, another Czech (or Hungarian, or some East European) babe, an "actress" who was the same way. I can't remember her name. Something Hartlova or something like that.

Anyway, there's some pictures of Denise where they are hanging very naturally.

The argument is whether she had them augmented a bit to make 'em even bigger.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)

253 Zaftig
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (C+qQ0)

It is not all S&M and poop from our Teutonic brethren. I actually read that as 'Zah-f-tich' in my head. Too much German.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (ycWCI)

254 249 Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:00 PM (QCX64)

Big boned.
Posted by: Miklos just phones it in at January 07, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

******

Pleasingly Plump.

Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:03 PM (C+qQ0)

255 Judas Priest put out a single a few days ago, and it's great

https://youtu.be/CUzcxJNZKC4

Thank you President Trump

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (rnAwa)

256 141 How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice? I also live alone and my pantry has tumbleweeds.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)


Aside from the fact the Hobbits have massive and insatiable appetites, the Baggins were basically rich landed gentry or the equivalent of a minor noble.

Note, that Sam becoming Mayor (IIRC), was the highest he could hope for and he could never reach the respected status of a Baggins, Took, or a Brandybuck.

Posted by: The Robe and Wizard Hat at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (itfg0)

257 Oh, what's the euphemism for that,

Nice personality ?

Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (bwN1x)

258 maybe instead of plump, you mean zoftig.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (ILitO)

259 Build for comfort, not for speed.

Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (FdNEK)

260 Non-feminist girls who can't afford to burn their bras.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (md3fh)

261 Note, that Sam becoming Mayor (IIRC), was the highest he could hope for and he could never reach the respected status of a Baggins, Took, or a Brandybuck.
Posted by: The Robe and Wizard Hat at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (itfg0)

I think Tolkien might have smacked you with his walking stick for bringing Marx into this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (ycWCI)

262 141 How did Bilbo feed 13 guys on a short notice? I also live alone and my pantry has tumbleweeds.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January




sildenafil citrate

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

263

Wormtongue ended up as a glory hole attendant at the Orc's R Uz wagon stop...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (T/KY7)

264 which occurs when a woman consumes more than 7 pastrami sandwiches weekly.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)


I'll get the deli mustard...

Posted by: The Reuben Hat at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (itfg0)

265

Zoftig will do it. I'll try to bump that up in my working vocabulary.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

266 263

Wormtongue ended up as a glory hole attendant at the Orc's R Uz wagon stop...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (T/KY7)

One does not simply walk into a rest area bathroom in Mordor.

Posted by: Boromir at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (ycWCI)

267 yeah, ok, so someone else said it first. so sue me.

anyway, as Hillary would say, I think I'll fall down. Night all

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (ILitO)

268 249 Rubensesque but that implies a bit fatter than chubby I'd opine.


Here we are again: corned beef or pastrami.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (Cybcm)

269 As a lawyer myself I could never fully hate Lathespell. Sometimes you just need someone to deliver the ill news.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (wH8rX)

270 Zoftig will do it. I'll try to bump that up in my working vocabulary.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

The Zoloftig ones seem rather passive.

Posted by: Miklos just phones it in at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (zCyNd)

271 Mr. H caught my cold. He's snuffling and sneezing.


Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (fjf5L)

272 Ok, I live in Redwood City, but I swear I'm not Redwood City Man.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (Q83dx)

273 255 Judas Priest put out a single a few days ago, and it's great

https://youtu.be/CUzcxJNZKC4

Thank you President Trump

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2018 11:04 PM (rnAwa)


Nice.

Been a while since I've seen them in concert. Good chance I'll be seeing them at Las Rageous this Spring... though I'm tempted to get a bullet-proof vest first.

Posted by: The Metal Hat at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (itfg0)

274 230 Blonds with big boobs are always in style.
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 10:56 PM (fjf5L)

Spoken with authority like a true 'ette

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (3/sUh)

275

Uptonesque Zoftig, one time she drove through my town, and took a dump.

No wait, that was Lady Gagme, never mind.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (T/KY7)

276 Pastrami is just corned beef with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (md3fh)

277 https://tinyurl.com/y93t93g2

I dunno. They look real to me. They have mass. They occupy space.

(Even less SFW)

Posted by: Boromir at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (ycWCI)

278 "I think perhaps, that someone who has screaming orgasms with large women shouldn't..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWk6IfRuEE

Somehow the above clip fits with the talk of zaftig/plump/rubinesque women.

Somehow...



Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (C+qQ0)

279 Rosie had big 'uns. They were real, and they were spectacular.

Posted by: Samwise at January 07, 2018 11:09 PM (FdNEK)

280 267 yeah, ok, so someone else said it first. so sue me.

anyway, as Hillary would say, I think I'll fall down. Night all
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 07, 2018 11:07 PM (ILitO)

Night Mallfly.

Posted by: Boromir at January 07, 2018 11:09 PM (ycWCI)

281 Ritter and Bernie Mac. Without them, that movie collapses under its own nihilism.

Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (C+qQ0)

282
Yes, they hang very naturally.

I don't think she's done nudes (yet, he says hopefully), so we can't see them in their uncovered, and unconstrained glory to see how they truly hang. And sway.....and.....

BRB.

Posted by: publius, headed to the ficus again at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (8O3HH)

283 279 Rosie had big 'uns. They were real, and they were spectacular.
Posted by: Samwise at January 07, 2018 11:09 PM (FdNEK)

And when they ask which one I love the best...

I tear open my shirt and they see Rosie on my chest...

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (NgKpN)

284 I don't go for fat chicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

285 279 Rosie had big 'uns. They were real, and they were spectacular. Posted by: Samwise

Kept her from drowning when she fell in the Brandywine while they were doing... you know... stuff... in the rowboat.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (T/KY7)

286 Speaking of Judas Priest, here is Rob Halford singing with Babymetal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQhGviF42rQ

Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (itfg0)

287 Spoken with authority like a true 'ette
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (3/sUh)

;0)

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (fjf5L)

288 Off Sean Bean destined for death sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (ycWCI)

289 I don't go for fat chicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January




so no mopeds either?

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

290 Must See TeeVee, Tomorrow on The Gorilla Channel: Romancing the Bone--The True Story of the Ape-Man Scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (E+qJE)

291 I've recently decided I must be bi-sexual -- if I'm ever going to have sex, I'll have to buy it.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:12 PM (md3fh)

292
The Scene: A remote cabin in the Yukon, surrounded by snow, icicles hang from the eaves, smoke curls from chimney.

Yukon King (that mighty dog!) trots up to the door, and scratches at it, whimpering to be let in.

Sergeant Preston of the Mounties opens the door:

Preston: "King! You mighty dog...come in, and lie down by the fire".

[King enters]

*blam...blam, blam*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2018 11:12 PM (9tO1t)

293 289 I don't go for fat chicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January




so no mopeds either?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

*****

They are both fun to ride. You just don't want your friends to see you doing it.

Posted by: Taco Shack at January 07, 2018 11:12 PM (C+qQ0)

294 Agreed with most of the Golden Globe movie winners.
3 Billboards is my favorite of the year and won four globes (Drama, Screenplay, Drama Actress, Supporting Actor). Lady Bird won two. And Oldman got Drama Actor and Guillermo got Director. Nolan got shutout but he always will at these things

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2018 11:13 PM (pV/54)

295 Since I'm not having a snow day, I need to get some rest so I can go to work tomorrow.

Good Night Friends in Grey Boxes!

Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (fjf5L)

296 I don't go for fat chicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January


Keeps the flour budget reasonable.

Posted by: Miklos just types randomly at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (zCyNd)

297
Speaking of Lady Gagme, she was showing her ass the other day in the Daily Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5240875

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)

298 Night ALH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (ycWCI)

299 Test - wtf?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (wH8rX)

300 Sorry, thought I got banned there for a moment.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (wH8rX)

301

Insomniac, are you saying that if Brooke Hogan in her winter bod walked up to you, stuck her tongue down your throat and begged you to take her every which way but loose all weekend you'd say no?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (T/KY7)

302 More cushion for the pushin'.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (QCX64)

303 297
Speaking of Lady Gagme, she was showing her ass the other day in the Daily Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5240875
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)

When will people learn not to get tattoos with faces of people? David Bowie looked odd enough in real life, let alone as a tattoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:16 PM (ycWCI)

304 What's up with #299 and #300? There's nothing in the comment boxes for them and no sockpuppet.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:16 PM (QCX64)

305 Night all.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (wH8rX)

306 "Bubbly Behind" the DM says of Lady Gagme.

I love the DM. "Pert" or "peachy posteriors", and now "bubbly behind".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

307

When will people learn not to get tattoos with faces of people? David Bowie looked odd enough in real life, let alone as a tattoo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)

308 304 What's up with #299 and #300? There's nothing in the comment boxes for them and no sockpuppet.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:16 PM (QCX64)

Display fine for me:

299 Test - wtf?
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (wH8rX)

300 Sorry, thought I got banned there for a moment.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:15 PM (wH8rX)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (ycWCI)

309 I tear open my shirt and they see Rosie on my chest...
Posted by: The Wanderer
---------------

He'd talk about his missing eye
He would talk about his wooden leg
But he'd never talk about the old tatoo
On his right arm that said 'Meg'

He told me how he lost his eye
And how he lost his leg
But he never told me how he lost the love
Of brown haired blue eyed Meg

Posted by: Michelle Shocked at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (w1zJX)

310 299 & 300 were mine ... no idea what happened.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 07, 2018 11:17 PM (wH8rX)

311 Blacksheep didn't get the joke.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:18 PM (md3fh)

312 Wasn't "bubbly behind" related to Brian Williams?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

313

AndyC, yes there is... are you not seeing things? Imagining emptiness? Do you have an insatiable desire to kill and drink the eyeball juice of your neighbors? Maybe you need more ketchup in your diet...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:18 PM (T/KY7)

314 >>Wasn't "bubbly behind" related to Brian Williams?

Oh it's bubbly all right.

And tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Allison Williams' Boyfriend at January 07, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

315 She caught my eye, when her boyfriend knocked it out.

Posted by: County Song at January 07, 2018 11:19 PM (FdNEK)

316 Wood Eye!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:19 PM (IqV8l)

317 She flushed me from the toilet of her heart!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:20 PM (md3fh)

318 peg leg!

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

319

I won't tell people you have a wooden dick if you won't...

Posted by: Just the set up at January 07, 2018 11:20 PM (T/KY7)

320 Wooden you like to know?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:21 PM (md3fh)

321 Speaking of Lady Gagme

For all you young ballplayers out there, it's pronounced Gog' may.

Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2018 11:21 PM (nisXv)

322 289 I don't go for fat chicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January




so no mopeds either?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 07, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

Heh. Nope.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 07, 2018 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

323
See Ray Stevens' "Three legged Man".

Oh, I'm a three-legged man, with a two-legged woman, being chased by a one-legged fool. Oh he's hoppin' and he's cloppin', but he shows no signs of stoppin'. I tell ya' boys, this life his hard and cruel.

You see, Ray stole the wife of a man with a peg leg, and stole the wooden leg to keep him from chasing them. He chased them anyway.

He just wanted his leg back. Ray could keep the woman.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

324 Talk about concealed weapons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2018 10:55 PM (3/sUh)

Reminds me of a song:

https://youtu.be/gkFw7Zuz69k

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (rJUlF)

325 The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward

If it's an ill wind then what friggin adjustments is the so-called realist performing?

The pessimist complains about the Titanic sinking; the optimist talks about how Leo is going to drown in frigid water later; the realist adjusts the deck chairs. ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (8gDQu)

326 The best part of winning a Golden Globe is using it as a sex toy afterwards...

Posted by: Typical Hollywood Exec. at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (itfg0)

327

Did Frodo die a virgin? Does Elf pederasty count?

Posted by: Things That Make You Go Hmmm... at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (T/KY7)

328 At least the Titanic had a good orchestra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

329 326 The best part of winning a Golden Globe is using it as a sex toy afterwards...

Kind of small for a butt plug, but if you stick the base in it'll do...

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (T/KY7)

330 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5240875

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)

Sure looks skanky with all those tats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (sD2WN)

331 If it's an ill wind then what friggin adjustments is the so-called realist performing?

The pessimist complains about the Titanic sinking; the optimist talks about how Leo is going to drown in frigid water later; the realist adjusts the deck chairs. ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (8gDQu)

He tacks....

Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (NgKpN)

332 Nor Aetius451AD either.

Just kidding, Blacksheep. Trying to trick you into thinking your comments weren't being posted.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (QCX64)

333 Titanic ... with Brian Denehey as the iceberg.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:27 PM (md3fh)

334 I'll keep an eye out for you!

Posted by: the glass-eyed hooker at January 07, 2018 11:27 PM (QCX64)

335 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098006698754048

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098095093764096

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098215013056516

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098318918668288

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098440339542021

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098537458688001

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (eh0Va)

336 327

Did Frodo die a virgin? Does Elf pederasty count?
Posted by: Things That Make You Go Hmmm... at January 07, 2018 11:24 PM (T/KY7)

Well... he did move in with Bilbo... his.. Uncle...

You know... young male hobbit living with an older Male, who it seems had never had a girl friend...

Kinda makes ya go... hmmmmm....

Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (NgKpN)

337 >> Sure looks skanky with all those tats.

I know. She wouldn't be bad at all otherwise. And she can really sing, from what I've heard, when she wants to.

I heard her sing something I can't remember what. She did it right, and her voice was lovely.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)

338 And they were always talking about nice... comfortable...

HOBBIT HOLES!!!!!

ewwwww......

Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (NgKpN)

339 He tacks....

Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor... at January 07, 2018 11:26 PM (NgKpN)


The pessimist already did that, and then he bitched about it because he knew it was only going to get worse.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (8gDQu)

340
He tacks....
Posted by: Don Q.... Sailor...


Sounds like Captain Ahab

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:29 PM (IqV8l)

341 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098663224872963

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098766278873088

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098876320681986

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950098993622802432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950099080843231233

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/950099167497654272

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2018 11:29 PM (eh0Va)

342

Bilbo seemed to be a Confirmed Bachelor... on the other hand Frodo did ride out to the 'Inn' at the crossroads from time to time...

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at January 07, 2018 11:29 PM (T/KY7)

343 He tacks ... like with a hammer?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:30 PM (md3fh)

344 Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2018 11:28 PM (eh0Va)

Thank you!

And the brunette at 6 is quite fetching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:31 PM (ycWCI)

345 The narrator in the books said they were, "Queer."

Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:31 PM (FdNEK)

346

Off dessicated diseased cavernous sock...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:33 PM (T/KY7)

347 Those Hobbits, having a gay old time.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:33 PM (md3fh)

348 Ah yes, the master makes his appearance, and his contribution.

Thank you sir, you are a Great American.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:33 PM (8O3HH)

349

Everything in LOR was queer. Especially those Ents. No women. Sure.... awful lot of knotholes in that forest...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:34 PM (T/KY7)

350 345 The narrator in the books said they were, "Queer."
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2018 11:31 PM (FdNEK)

Tolkien himself would probably be amused at how many words have been staked out these days to mean 'Homosexual.'

He was a philologist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:34 PM (ycWCI)

351 Did anyone tell Trump there is already a Gorilla Channel? They call it C-SPAN.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2018 10:07 PM (FUu/Z)
---
I used to watch a lot of C-SPAN. Not enough fighting.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2018 11:35 PM (JhE5a)

352 Those Entwives were probably working the glory hole down at the truck stop.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:35 PM (md3fh)

353 He was a philologist.

Lucky for him that was decriminalized in '33...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:35 PM (T/KY7)

354
#4 there is zoftig, I think. A fine example.

And I must say, those taught abs are provoking the sucking of the air through the teeth nearly as much as the callipgyian zones.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 07, 2018 11:36 PM (8O3HH)

355

Bark jobs, rough comfort but cheap at the price...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:36 PM (T/KY7)

356 Ents always wake up with morning wood.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)

357 He was a philologist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:34 PM (ycWCI)


Pervert!

Posted by: The Hat above reproach... at January 07, 2018 11:37 PM (itfg0)

358 Bilbo and Frodo weren't uncle/nephew; they were 'distant relations'

lotrproject.com/hobbits.php

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

359 Mungo Baggins was Bilbo's grandfather and Frodo's great grandfather

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

360 Wikileaks published Wolfs book on Trump on line for free. So if y'all want to laugh and/ or raise your blood presssure without supporting that bastard financially, here you go:
https://tinyurl.com/y8lccwrn

Posted by: keena at January 07, 2018 11:38 PM (RiTnx)

361 Mungo Baggins just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (IqV8l)

362

How many tree surgeons have had to take Miracle Grow fertilizer spikes out of Ent bungholes?

A million to one shot, Doc!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (T/KY7)

363 Heh, WikiLeaks for the win!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (md3fh)

364 aggh. i am wrong. Mungo is the son of Balbo, and Balbo is Frodo's great great grandfather.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (6FqZa)

365

Many ships were lost in the Mungo Baggins Straights...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:40 PM (T/KY7)

366 BTW, if you have ADHD and are currently overdosing on a combination of bath salts and crystal meth, the show "Pop Team Epic" is for you...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 07, 2018 11:41 PM (itfg0)

367 Ole Gwyneth got an admonishment letter from the FDA over her advice to shove a hose full of coffee up your ass.

I'll take things that make you say Duh!? for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2018 11:41 PM (0ogQG)

368 So we shouldn't put kovfefe up our butts? OK.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:42 PM (md3fh)

369 Those Bagginses had some really lame ass names. I assume Bungo Baggins met a painful end exploring the Far Harad

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)

370 Ole Gwyneth got an admonishment letter from the FDA over her advice to shove a hose full of coffee up your ass.


So that's what the new stations at Starbucks are for...

Posted by: Miklos and the other 11 monkeys at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

371
Many ships were lost in the Mungo Baggins Straights...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits


Kraut Mueller should investigate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (IqV8l)

372

Don't use a hose, use a neti pot. Much more genteel...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (T/KY7)

373 If you want to KNOW the TRUE history of Middle Earth, do a Bing or Google search of Chomsky-Zinn discussing LotR. It will open your eyes man!!

I'd link it but I'm at work (on a break) and my posting fu on my smartphone is weak. Really, search for it and read. Its glorious!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (peJQi)

374 A turkey baster has many uses.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (md3fh)

375 372

Don't use a hose, use a neti pot. Much more genteel...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:43 PM (T/KY7)

Don'f forget: Pinky out!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (ycWCI)

376 Frodo literally did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (Qe84+)

377 Wikileaks published Wolfs book on Trump on line for free. So if y'all want to laugh and/ or raise your blood presssure without supporting that bastard financially, here you go:
https://tinyurl.com/y8lccwrn

Posted by: keena at January 07, 2018 11:38 PM (RiTnx)


When are they going to start "leaking" movies and music files?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (8gDQu)

378

Frodo shot first!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:45 PM (T/KY7)

379

Teenagers, can't hold their... wad...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (T/KY7)

380 A turkey baster has many uses.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:44 PM (md3fh)


There are some fine examples made of filigreed brass in the Topkapi Museum.

Posted by: Miklos regrets bringing up Ottomans again at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (zCyNd)

381 In a foul wind, one puts a reef or two in the mainsail, flies the smallest jib, and trims the sheets to reduce weather helm to a minimum.

And in a hurricane at sea, all sails are secured to the boom & forestay or stricken below, the storm drogue is deployed overboard, and the drogue-sail is attached to the aft end of the boom and topping lift, with the boom fixed to about five degrees off of center-line.

Then, the realist of a sailor retired below decks, and enjoys a hot meal, previously prepared but now re-heated, in the surprisingly stable cabin, as the drogue holds the ship's position nearly without drift, as the storm in it's rage, passes by.

The realist also tends to be the most well prepared sailor, in skill, experience and equipment alike.

"Running Before the Storm", a nautical tactic rendered obsolete (except to hard core ocean racers), since the popular acceptance of the Storm Drogue in the late '70s into the mid '80s, and on through today.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Ike at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

382 Frodo shot first!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:45 PM (T/KY7)


And it was magical!

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (itfg0)

383

Whoopi Goldberg was bitching that there are no Black Hobbits, or "Blobbits" as she called them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (T/KY7)

384 "After Black showed disapproval of Clarke on a plane."

Could they be any fuzzier about what started this? I get the distinct impression that "Black" went all BLM on Clarke while in the air.

Posted by: geoffb at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (zOpu5)

385 372 Don't use a hose, use a neti pot. Much more genteel...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits


My neti worth is zero.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (0ogQG)

386 Ole Gwyneth got an admonishment letter from the FDA over her advice to shove a hose full of coffee up your ass.

I shall continue to speak truth to power ... and to stick all manner of things up my privates! Power to the Pooper!!

Posted by: Gwyneth P. at January 07, 2018 11:49 PM (8gDQu)

387 Oprah for prez!

She can share with us her 'favorite things' instead of the State of the Union. And we can have a presidential book club featuring books about fake experiences. And she can give away lots and lots of free stuff, this time paid for by the taxpayers! awesome!

Posted by: lily at January 07, 2018 11:49 PM (5Rl8X)

388 Micky Rooney in blackface = Blobbit.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:49 PM (md3fh)

389 like this?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard
.php?az=view_alladdress=104x691403

bat shit crazy guavno.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (mahnP)

390 Pastrami is just corned beef with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (md3fh)


Corned beef is just pastrami with delusions of flavor.

Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (RABk/)

391 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Ike at January 07, 2018 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

So the storm sail is abaft the boom?

Just wanted to use "abaft".

Posted by: Miklos will have some Port, thank you at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)

392

My cooter is afore my pooter!

Posted by: Gwenny P at January 07, 2018 11:51 PM (T/KY7)

393 You're daft to put the storm sail abaft the boom! Daft I say!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:51 PM (md3fh)

394 As an addendum to the food thread. For Christmas I did one of those "Cooks" spiral cut hams using the sous vide method from Serious Eats here, http://tinyurl.com/y8a6jo6u and it came out great.

Posted by: geoffb at January 07, 2018 11:51 PM (zOpu5)

395

How many dwarves does it take to pull a train?

Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:53 PM (T/KY7)

396 Whoopi Goldberg was bitching that there are no Black Hobbits, or "Blobbits" as she called them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2018 11:48 PM (T/KY7)

Well, there were black people in LOTR; they were called Haradrim, IIRC, and were allies of Sauron.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (sD2WN)

397 How many dwarves does it take to pull a train?

Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:53 PM (T/KY7)


Three.



Two only makes a menage a trois.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (8gDQu)

398
How many dwarves does it take to pull a train?

Seven come eleven

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

399 If Oprah becomes president, I guess E Pluribus Unum would be changed to A Million Little Pieces

Posted by: Miklos will have some more Port, thank you at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

400 Well, there were black people in LOTR; they were called Haradrim, IIRC, and were allies of Sauron.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (sD2WN)


#HaradrimLivesMatter

Posted by: #HaradrimLivesMatter at January 07, 2018 11:54 PM (itfg0)

401 Mickey Looney is lacist.

Posted by: Mr. Yunioshi at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (H5knJ)

402 Depends. If you get Sleepy and Dumbass, it may take more than seven.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (md3fh)

403 Well, there were black people in LOTR; they were called Haradrim, IIRC, and were allies of Sauron.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Filthy Swarthy Southerners!

Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (T/KY7)

404

I heard they were oily and 'rode' oiliphants...

Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:57 PM (T/KY7)

405 Cross an Ent with an Oliphant and you get the biggest hardon in history.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:57 PM (md3fh)

406 Followers of Yogurt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2018 11:58 PM (IqV8l)

407 403 Well, there were black people in LOTR; they were called Haradrim, IIRC, and were allies of Sauron.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Filthy Swarthy Southerners!

Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:55 PM (T/KY7)


F**k you Yankee.

Posted by: A Haradrim Gentleman sipping a mint julip at January 07, 2018 11:58 PM (itfg0)

408 405 Cross an Ent with an Oliphant and you get the biggest hardon in history. Posted by: Ruthless

Think of the size of the turds!

And add in a particle accelerator and you get the biggest Hadron...

Posted by: Goinoin at January 07, 2018 11:58 PM (T/KY7)

409 The God particle!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:59 PM (md3fh)

410 406 Followers of Yogurt Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Thain of Chowder!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (T/KY7)

411 Cross an Ent with an Oliphant and you get the biggest hardon in history.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:57 PM (md3fh)
---
is that what they call a "Hardon Collider"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (mahnP)

412 What does an Ent have in common with an Oliphant? They both have trunks. Nyuck nyuck!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (md3fh)

413 409 The God particle! Posted by: Ruthless

At the very least the Choad Load Particle...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 08, 2018 12:00 AM (T/KY7)

414
is that what they call a "Hardon Collider"?

Dueling Schwartzes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 12:02 AM (IqV8l)

415 Pastrami is just corned beef with delusions of grandeur.



Posted by: Ruthless at January 07, 2018 11:08 PM (md3fh)



Corned beef is just pastrami with delusions of flavor.

Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (RABk/)

I'll take either/both. Yum.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 08, 2018 12:02 AM (RfzVr)

416 Oh, you don't want to know about hardon collisions.

Posted by: But if you do, pornhub has all the frotting videos you need at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ)

417 Should one put catsup on pastrami? Or is that like carrots in chili?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (md3fh)

418 I'd have thought that spirochetes were the last thing you'd want with your ham?

Posted by: the glass-eyed hooker at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (QCX64)

419 Holy eff. I am reading the wiki link to wolfs shitty book and it's awful. Terribly written like a third grader. Non cohesive and flying off in speculation.
In other words, my crazy lib MIL will love it.

Posted by: keena at January 08, 2018 12:04 AM (RiTnx)

420 Well, I am tired, and I'm going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 12:04 AM (sD2WN)

421 417 Should one put catsup on pastrami? Or is that like carrots in chili?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (md3fh)


Don't. Even. Joke. About. That.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/290/821/3d3.gif

Posted by: Hat Team Epic at January 08, 2018 12:05 AM (itfg0)

422 black hobbitses; we hates them we does!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 12:05 AM (V2Yro)

423
So the storm sail is abaft the boom?

Just wanted to use "abaft".

Posted by: Miklos will have some Port, thank you at January 07, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)




Ridding my nic of last night's loathesome sock.

*click*

Now then.

The Storm Sail lays atop the boom, at the aft end of the boom.

Unless you're aboard a ketch or a yawl, the only thing abaft the boom is "air", with usually, a portion of the cockpit and lazarette below.

Often, the Storm Sail is an absurdly heavy weight of Dacron sailcloth, and less often, the exotic materials such as Kevlar and such.

As often as Dacron is found though, would be a Storm Sail made of a flat, rigid fiberglass matrix, as this "sail" has absolutely no need to attain an aerodynamic shape when aloft.

Typical Storm Sail size for a 40 ft. sloop, would be an equilateral triangle, of 4 ft. to a side.

It's purpose is to keep the boat from "swinging at anchor", across the typical 70 degree arc of an unrestricted scope. The Storm Sail is the "vane" to the weathervane's "arrow", so to speak. Keeps the bow of the boat pointed a few degrees off of the wind.

Also, the Storm Drogue is deployed off the same "off side" of the boat as is the Storm Sail's offset. The Drogue is deployed with a "pullback" line, which is deployed from the mainsheet winch, and sets the hull at about a 10 degree angle off-center with the direction of pull on the Drogue's main line.

The combination of all this, sets the boat up to only "hunt" or "swing" on the Storm Drogue (a.k.a. "sea anchor") through about a 15 degree arc, which is enough to keep the bows pointed INTO the seas, thus preventing the dreaded condition of one having broached in mountainous seas.

The record is clear. The average vessel which sets a properly sized and deployed Parachute Storm Drogue, can expect to drift no more than about five miles from it's position from when the Drogue was deployed, in a 24 hour period.

And yes, these are records from innumerable boats in hurricane force winds and seas.

Myself? I won't sail out into the Gulf, aboard a boat lacking such a system on board.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 12:06 AM (QzJWU)

424 No! Not the chainsaw! Anything but the chainsaw!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:06 AM (md3fh)

425 From Insty, a slide show of the recent global warmening in Charleston: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9c5vz2q

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2018 12:06 AM (0ReGO)

426 How the f#ck do you breath through that tiny, tiny thing?

Posted by: An Oliphaunt talking to a naked Hobbit at January 08, 2018 12:07 AM (QCX64)

427 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 12:07 AM (ycWCI)

428 Someone was posting claimed passages from Wolfe's book. If that commenter was not pulling the Horde's legs then the book is written as if the Horde went "What kind of Paul Bunyan size whoppers could be written and the FNM still runs with promoting the book as a tell-all rather than obvious satire or parody?"

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at January 08, 2018 12:08 AM (84F5k)

429 That's "Chowdah", peasant!!!

Posted by: The Thain of Chowder at January 08, 2018 12:08 AM (QCX64)

430 As long as it slimes conservatives and Trump in particular, nothing can be too stupid and unlikely not to be taken seriously by the Democrat Press Corps(e).

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:10 AM (md3fh)

431 I shot an oliphaunt in my tights yesterday morning. How an oliphaunt got into my tights I'll never know!

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at January 08, 2018 12:10 AM (QCX64)

432 There was an Oliphaunt in my shorts, but now it's gone.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)

433 432 There was an Oliphaunt in my shorts, but now it's gone.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)


Bob Dole recommends that you try Viagra.

Bob Dole!!1!

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 08, 2018 12:12 AM (itfg0)

434 wolf /bannon thing has the feel of an op, like they wrote the thing to drive fake news to new heights.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)

435 That Bob really knows how to Dole it out.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:13 AM (md3fh)

436 Sadly, Bugger Baggins is not known to have fathered any children.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 12:13 AM (6FqZa)

437 But his sister Booby Baggins spawned sixteen baby Hobbits.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:14 AM (md3fh)

438 Now then.

The Storm Sail lays atop the boom, at the aft end of the boom.

Unless you're aboard a ketch or a yawl, the only thing abaft the boom is "air", with usually, a portion of the cockpit and lazarette below.

Often, the Storm Sail is an absurdly heavy weight of Dacron sailcloth, and less often, the exotic materials such as Kevlar and such.

As often as Dacron is found though, would be a Storm Sail made of a flat, rigid fiberglass matrix, as this "sail" has absolutely no need to attain an aerodynamic shape when aloft.

Typical Storm Sail size for a 40 ft. sloop, would be an equilateral triangle, of 4 ft. to a side.

It's purpose is to keep the boat from "swinging at anchor", across the typical 70 degree arc of an unrestricted scope. The Storm Sail is the "vane" to the weathervane's "arrow", so to speak. Keeps the bow of the boat pointed a few degrees off of the wind.

Also, the Storm Drogue is deployed off the same "off side" of the boat as is the Storm Sail's offset. The Drogue is deployed with a "pullback" line, which is deployed from the mainsheet winch, and sets the hull at about a 10 degree angle off-center with the direction of pull on the Drogue's main line.

The combination of all this, sets the boat up to only "hunt" or "swing" on the Storm Drogue (a.k.a. "sea anchor") through about a 15 degree arc, which is enough to keep the bows pointed INTO the seas, thus preventing the dreaded condition of one having broached in mountainous seas.

The record is clear. The average vessel which sets a properly sized and deployed Parachute Storm Drogue, can expect to drift no more than about five miles from it's position from when the Drogue was deployed, in a 24 hour period.

And yes, these are records from innumerable boats in hurricane force winds and seas.

Myself? I won't sail out into the Gulf, aboard a boat lacking such a system on board.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January




wench

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)

439 But his sister Booby Baggins spawned sixteen baby Hobbits.
Posted by: Ruthless at January




yeah but two litters of eight though.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:16 AM (MTjB1)

440 Yeah, Booby got her name from the two rows of four teats she was known for.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:16 AM (md3fh)

441 oh my. anyone planning on holiday in Tunisia?
tinyurl.com/ya8cv5en

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 12:17 AM (6FqZa)

442 Lord of the Jugs???

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 12:18 AM (QCX64)

443 *Cancels trip to Tunisia*

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:18 AM (md3fh)

444 Oh I found the bits posted here and they were prefaced with a comment about if he had a large twitter following he would post fake passages to see if the FNM would fall for them. Too bad, it would be hilarious if the book actually had bits that extreme and the author came out a couple weeks later and said "gotcha" to the FNM. Oh well, Trump is pretty good at getting the FNM chasing their own tails and sometimes catching them.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at January 08, 2018 12:20 AM (84F5k)

445 guessing grandpa was a jihadi giving some new plastique testes a dry run when something went wrong. Should not have used a mercury switch. grandma's plastique boobs should be more effective.

Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 08, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)

446 "Dream Holiday to Tunisia"... and "Testicle exploded" are not going in the Tunisian tourist guide, I am guessing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 12:22 AM (ycWCI)

447 A Fembot with plastique boobs! Excellent! We will wreak havoc among the Infidel swine!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:22 AM (md3fh)

448 With plastique boobs, Bob Dole won't need help getting his pole up.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:24 AM (md3fh)

449 You say your bra size is C-4? That's odd.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:26 AM (md3fh)

450 OMG I've killed the ONT!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:28 AM (md3fh)

451 A friend sent me this link to "Guide to the Lord of the Rings"

http://tinyurl.com/qbx6xjj

Posted by: geoffb at January 08, 2018 12:29 AM (zOpu5)

452 It's dead, Jim!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:30 AM (md3fh)

453 Sailing?

Jim - In case you missed it, the Art Thread one day last week was this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9pobqw8

Which put me in mind of this vid and tune re Stan Rogers. Worth a look, particularly if one knows the story of Franklin.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvfwvwf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2018 12:30 AM (9tO1t)

454 There are some signs of life. I think I saw something move.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:31 AM (md3fh)

455 >> My cooter is afore my pooter!

You've got that backwards, honey.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 08, 2018 12:33 AM (8O3HH)

456 Ah, the ONT lives -- a cooter reference!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:33 AM (md3fh)

457 Did anyone besides me see the 60 minutes segment with Lesley Stahl and the female Russian head of RT network?

Stahl got ripped a new sphincter right in the middle of her chest. All she could do was sit there with that typical idiotic bug eyed look on her face.

It was almost worth watching.

Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at January 08, 2018 12:33 AM (w7KSn)

458 Sailing, takes me away ...

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:34 AM (AoK0a)

459 They're all dead but you and me Christopher. Oh, those poor people!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:39 AM (md3fh)

460
It's dead Jim, even Hope's might sphincter couldn't arouse it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

461 And publius ... we three still live. It is our duty to carry the flag forward over the scattered bodies of our fallen brothers and 'ettes. The ONT shall not be allowed to die!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:41 AM (md3fh)

462 EXCELSIOR!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:42 AM (md3fh)

463 Well. Pulling out of the Paris accords ... tax cuts ... repealing Obamacare ... dogs and cats living together ... poodle skirts and shag carpets making a comeback ...

It's a no wonder everybody's dead and a blessing, if you're allergic to shag carpet ...

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:44 AM (AoK0a)

464
I'm still alive, but fading I fear. Ficus poisoning.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:44 AM (8O3HH)

465 What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?



An irrelephant

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 12:45 AM (EtNJx)

466 This ONT follows the plot of the old movie On the Beach, where everyone slowly dies out. And then there is ... nothing. No ONT, no Horde, no Ace of Spades, no Cob-loggers. Darkness settles over the land and there is no more happiness forever.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:45 AM (md3fh)

467 Ficus poisoning.

You're allergic to fig newtons ?!?!?!

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:46 AM (AoK0a)

468 Fig newtons are nothing to plum einsteins.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:46 AM (md3fh)

469 Jim - In case you missed it, the Art Thread one day last week was this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9pobqw8

Which put me in mind of this vid and tune re Stan Rogers. Worth a look, particularly if one knows the story of Franklin.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvfwvwf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2018 12:30 AM (9tO1t)




Thanks. I did see that when it was posted, but had to scurry off to work, alas.

Back in the "Exploration" days of sail, the consequences of damn near every little thing, were quite literally, "life, or death".

Shipwrecked, wherever, was usually "death"

I'd say on an iceberg, especially so.

Without going back to see the actual title of that painting, I'd call it "The Cold Heart of a Black Sea".

I wouldn't be wrong, even if the original was differently named.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

470
No, some villain put fast acting glans absorbent poison on the leaves. He knew my habits well, the dastardly swine.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:48 AM (8O3HH)

471 This ONT follows the plot of the old movie On the Beach,
Posted by: Ruthless
-----------

There's even some Morse in a nic upthread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2018 12:48 AM (5OO3x)

472 Well, as I can see the crowd here at the standup club has dispersed like a gang of wetbacks in front of the Home Depot when ICE shows up, I am going to retire from the field of combat and enter the land of dreams. Night all, if there are any of y'all out there. Be blessed.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM (md3fh)

473 What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?






Elephino

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM (EtNJx)

474 Hey everybody.

Continuing my mission to see classic movies I've managed to miss until now. Tonight's was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Never saw a more beautifully photographed movie in my life! Looked as if it was directed by David Lean.

But (spoiler alert)... didn't know about the ending, which reminded me of Thelma & Louise.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM (eMKNe)

475 What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

A horny guy with a trunk ...

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:51 AM (AoK0a)

476 But (spoiler alert)... didn't know about the ending, which reminded me of Thelma & Louise.

There's no escaping transgenderism !!!!

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 12:52 AM (AoK0a)

477 Chris Cross, so you're saying I should Ride Like The Wind? ;-)

Or maybe just go Sailing...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

478 BTW, Christopher Cross is the doomed lead character's name in the classic noir flick, Scarlet Street, which I like a lot.

The moral of Scarlet Street: "Dames just aren't worth the trouble." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:54 AM (eMKNe)

479 Evenin Horde of Ferocity......

I don't generally get to peruse AoS until the end of my day......so I start at the 1st thread after the previous days ONT and go from there....

When I found CBD's Mid Morning thread......well, let me just say that comment number 11, by the Indomitable Irongrampa summed things up quite eloquently.

He must be from Appalachia....cause His words were EXACTLY what came to mind when I read what that Dumbfuck "Rep" had posted.

Gramps comment also made me smile, because it showed that AoS is a Haven for Americans. Americans that KNOW what it means to be a Citizen of The Greatest Country On Earth. Citizens that Die for the right for worthless Fucktards like the "rep" to spew their Dumbfuckery.

And that's just it........those dumbfucks don't understand that Citizens will only be pushed so far. Once we are.....well the dumbfucks will no longer be an annoyance.

El Supremo advocates a peaceful dissolution of this Beacon of Liberty from time to time......an I fervently agree with that peaceful daydream. I pray that's how it would play out.....

But, if the "reps" words are any indication.......peacefully will not be an option.

Whew......OK......got that outta the system. Thank y'all for the outlet.

Anyways, anyone watch any playoff Westboro Ball today? I did.....An enjoyed the competition. Although, I thought Tyrod Taylor mighta had his neck broke on that last hit......thankfully it was only a concussion. (I mean really, it's a Millionaire getting concussed playing a fuckin game.....so I don't feel bad at all.)

All the best to the BEST Horde anywhere.....y'all Deserve It!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 12:54 AM (JGzeX)

480 Brendon Small, Galaktikon II

https://youtu.be/aSWq2Prv3tU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2018 12:55 AM (rnAwa)

481 What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?








Its' shadow.

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 12:55 AM (EtNJx)

482 >>A horny guy with a trunk ...

Well, what can I say? ... you know how it is....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 12:57 AM (8O3HH)

483 Two years ago, the Great Lakes were 3% ice coverd.
Last year they were 9%
This year.....30%

gorebulll warmening is here!!!!!!!

Posted by: Exile at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (Fikbq)

484 Continuing my mission to see classic movies I've managed to miss until now. Tonight's was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
---

"Can't swim? Hell, the fall will probably kill ya!"
(Both jump)

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (EtNJx)

485 Sorry, been watching an interesting piece on Loot Boxes:

https://tinyurl.com/yckleu24

The youtuber is very incensed against the lootbox trend. I would agree, but I do not agree that what we need is legislation to combat this.

He also misses the point that EA is a business. His argument seems to be that because EA has only increased their revenue astronomically by introducing gambling rather than making good games that they are intrinsically doing something wrong. It may be shortsighted in the long term to do so, but it is obviously not wrong economically. People are still giving them money, which means the company is doing something right since people keep rewarding them with cash. It may be distasteful. It may be sad.

Kind of interesting. That this mirrors say, american pro football in an interesting line of thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:07 AM (ycWCI)

486 483 Two years ago, the Great Lakes were 3% ice coverd.
Last year they were 9%
This year.....30%

gorebulll warmening is here!!!!!!!
Posted by: Exile at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (Fikbq)

And I have noticed quite a few stories about how this is exactly what you expect from 'climate change.'

Congrats everyone! People who had the "Global warming is everything.' square on their cards, please proceed to the payout kiosk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:09 AM (ycWCI)

487 And I have noticed quite a few stories about how this is exactly what you expect from 'climate change.'

We're going to need a bigger butterfly net ...

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)

488 >>Chris Cross, so you're saying I should Ride Like The Wind? ;-)


If you don't want to get caught between the Moon and New York City...probably the best that you can do.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 01:19 AM (iCu30)

489 One other vent y'all....just bear with me.....

Where's the fuckin Concussion Protocol for Combat Soldiers?

Oh that's right, there's fuckin not in the middle of Combat.

Oh....And they are makin a tenth of the Westboro League minimum to do a SERVICE...(not play a fuckin sport for entertainment)......that ACTUALLY saves lives, etc........

Oh.....I could on an on an on.......But that won't change realities Insane nature.....

On the bright side......(turn that frown upside down y'all).....
Eventually all the research on CTE, TBI, etc....(especially that done for those Fuckin entertainers).....Will trickle down to the "Grunts" an after the bureaucratic slog things will improve for those that DO.

EVENTUALLY.........ie.....not quickly...... cause most of em are from Appalachia, Inner Cities, Etc..,......the Ignorant Uneducated Disposables.

I very rarely let Dumbfuckery get under my skin......But Grant Chuntley.....or, (I know, sooooooo Obvious)....
Grant Cuntley........he'd be advised to not make his thoughts known in any waterin hole here in the Kingdom.......for his own safety..

The ignorant are unpredictable afterall......at times they react violently. Curbstompitis seems to be a symptom of ignorance....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 01:20 AM (JGzeX)

490 Has anyone seen the new show on Fox News hosted by Bill Bennett? It is superb! He has Alan Dershowitz, Ari Fleisher, Steve Wynn, Oly North... It's like the fantasy dinner conversation.

Posted by: kalneva at January 08, 2018 01:21 AM (vhW1R)

491 It was an old and musty ONT.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 01:26 AM (iCu30)

492 Converted fireplace jet to a cutoff valve and hooked up a Comfort Glow blue flame heater, prepping the br for a gas jet. There's a Glow Warm waiting for it. This is beside the gas furnace.

Also have a Mr. Heater Big Buddy rated for indoors that will hold two bottles of propane in its case.

Really came by to note that, damn, forgot her name - got to go look - here it is, Miss Oprah Winfrey's got her smart girl glasses on tonight.

NBC has nominated Miss Oprah for president.
It's for sure they will not be biased at the
2020 presidential debates.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 08, 2018 01:26 AM (kqf/5)

493 Oh, ithat show is called The Wise Guys, and I should have spelled Oliver North's nickname "Ollie".

Posted by: kalneva at January 08, 2018 01:27 AM (vhW1R)

494 If you don't want to get caught between the Moon and New York City...probably the best that you can do.

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, so go for New York I'd say ...

Posted by: R. Heinlein ... at January 08, 2018 01:28 AM (AoK0a)

495 We're going to need a bigger butterfly net ...

Posted by: Christopher Cross ... at January 08, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)
---

either that or swap out the DDT for GB or VX...


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2018 01:29 AM (mahnP)

496 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:07 AM (ycWCI)

Wading into a very complicated topic, but one of the big problems is lack of transparancy on gambling mechanics and lack of any kind of warnings or limitations to keep very young children from spending their parents cash.

Some companies will give detailed breakdowns of odds, I think China requires they all be detailed, so any company also releasing their game there will have that information public. A few of those also set daily limits or outright prohibit purchases by children.

A lot of the revenue is from willing participants with plenty of disposable income. Most people are usually okay with that part. The fact is that gambling mechanics bring in boatloads of money and that is why it has become widespread practice. EA just happens to make mediocre or bad games a lot on top of having introduced this so it gets more heat. Plenty of other big developers like Blizzard and Valve have had similar systems for years now.

Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 01:31 AM (gDSJf)

497 The Wise Guys, hope they put it on YouTube.
This will be iirc Dershowitz first time as a permanent guest. None of those folks are ever at a loss for words.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 08, 2018 01:33 AM (kqf/5)

498 Franz Lizt has boobies.

Tchaikovsky is a Loli

Wagner is a Shota

Dvorak is a pygmy hippo

Posted by: The Classical Hat at January 08, 2018 01:35 AM (itfg0)

499 Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 01:31 AM (gDSJf)

Good points all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:36 AM (ycWCI)

500 Lootboxes are okay if they're done within reason-if there's a way to get keys in game that doesn't involve the cash shop, and the in game key generation is close to the box drop rate, because then you open up an oportunity to make in game economic decisions about whether you want the shot at what's in the box, or you'd rather sell your boxes and keys to players that want them. LotRO is pretty good at this in the areas I've seen, though the forums are full of complaints about the new box/keys in Mordor.

Star Trek Online did it the wrong way, at least when I was playing. Everyone got a zillion boxes and no keys, so you couldn't sell them, and couldn't mass destroy them at a vendor, which made for a lot of pointless clicking to drop them from inventory, and therefore unhappy players.

Also, it's kind of a problem if the best available stuff is in the lootboxes, rather than as rewards for endgame group content.

But to the extent it's cosmetics and trivial stat boosts, I don't care much.

Posted by: Methos and 83,068 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (XQvuQ)

501
Dershowitz used to sort of piss me off. He may have changed, or I may have, or likely both. He's still a lefty, but he's not a crazy SJW. And that makes him almost seen conservative by comparison.

His support of Israel is strong, of course, and that puts him at odds with the SJW bunch as well.

And on this RUssia shit, he points out just how stupid the whole thing is.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (8O3HH)

502 Mmm, Elizabeth Montgomery. I was channel surfing and found a movie called Johnny Cool. She was in it, looking smoking hot. The great Henry Silva was in it too. (also saw Telly Savalus and Sammy Davis Jr). Good flick. Movie came out in 1963.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (peJQi)

503 @ Hillbillyking.


Might be wise were you n' me to actually never be at the same bar, at the same time?

Can you imagine the remains of some pathetic Daily Kosnick who had the misfortune as to choose the barstool immediately between us?

It'd make Jurrasic Park Raptors look like purring lap cats, I think.

But it would also be Comedy Gold!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

504 >> Mmm, Elizabeth Montgomery.

Not just one, but at least. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

I've read that during her Bewitched heyday, she had three Hollywood moguls besotted with her and wrapped around her fingers. Her wish was their command.

I can believe it. I'd be like Prince Chuckles with her ... charms.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 01:39 AM (8O3HH)

505 Hey everybody.

Continuing my mission to see classic movies I've managed to miss until now. Tonight's was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Never saw a more beautifully photographed movie in my life! Looked as if it was directed by David Lean.

But (spoiler alert)... didn't know about the ending, which reminded me of Thelma & Louise.


Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 12:49 AM


Great movie. How did you manage to avoid seeing it for so long?

Posted by: otho at January 08, 2018 01:41 AM (qGuLD)

506 otho, I dunno. ;-)

Thinking my next flick should be another 1969 western with a decidedly less sentimental take on the genre, The Wild Bunch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:42 AM (eMKNe)

507 Thinking my next flick should be another 1969 western with a decidedly less sentimental take on the genre, The Wild Bunch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:42 AM (eM


The director's best film was "Salad Days"...

Posted by: The Tossed Hat at January 08, 2018 01:44 AM (itfg0)

508 The picture is cropped from this.

https://tinyurl.com/yd3jqtnm

Posted by: bour3 at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (KXQr+)

509 Hat, not a Peckinpah fan eh?

I admit I kind of liked Straw Dogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (eMKNe)

510 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

511 509 Hat, not a Peckinpah fan eh?

I admit I kind of liked Straw Dogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:49 AM (eMKNe)


The heart and soul of a Peckinpah film...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYznvQvnsY

Posted by: The Tossed Hat at January 08, 2018 01:51 AM (itfg0)

512 Posted by: Methos and 83,068 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (XQvuQ)

A lot of western mainstream titles take that approach. Cosmetic items or minor conveniences only from microtransactions. The mobile and casual game markets are completely flipped around though with the most successful games allowing you to buy your way to the top. This is also pretty standard practice in a very large percentage of games in China and Korea.

It doesn't necessary make for the best game experiences, but the profit margins are undeniable. With so many kids growing up with pay to win games on their phones now, I imagine a lot of the stigma is going to disappear in the next few decades. Outside of games that are marketing themselves as competitive esports, I'm guessing pay to win will only get more pervasive.

Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 01:51 AM (gDSJf)

513 But to the extent it's cosmetics and trivial stat boosts, I don't care much.
Posted by: Methos and 83,068 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 08, 2018 01:37 AM (XQvuQ)

Warframe does it right as well, imo, without any of the gambling. They have two, yes just two, mod packs that no one buys because they are random. EVERYTHING else you know exactly what you are buying when you lay down money. Plus, everything that has an impact on gameplay can be gotten through gameplay (and the most important stuff can really ONLY be gotten through gameplay- the special mods- although these can be traded for in game currency which can be bought- or also earned through trading items in game.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:52 AM (ycWCI)

514 Night Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:52 AM (ycWCI)

515
Ah, the old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)

516 I love westerns, but Peckinpah is way too rapey for my tastes. If Clint Eastwood cannot get away with it for me (High Plains Drifter), this guy can't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:55 AM (ycWCI)

517 Ah, the old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)


Toupees?

Meh, that's why God invented hats!

Posted by: The Heavenly Hat at January 08, 2018 01:56 AM (itfg0)

518 504 >> Mmm, Elizabeth Montgomery.

Not just one, but at least. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

I've read that during her Bewitched heyday, she had three Hollywood moguls besotted with her and wrapped around her fingers. Her wish was their command.

I can believe it. I'd be like Prince Chuckles with her ... charms.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear



She had certainly a way about her. A definite sultry minx that could be the girl next door if needed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 01:56 AM (peJQi)

519 >> Meh, that's why God invented hats!

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:56 AM (8O3HH)

520 Aside: Toyota CH-R commercials on youtube. How is this ugly beast not being compared to the long derided Aztek?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:57 AM (ycWCI)

521 Aetius, OMG, the Aztek.

The first time I saw one, I wondered if it were an actual new car model or just a homemade thing someone was driving around.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:59 AM (eMKNe)

522 >> A definite sultry minx that could be the girl next
>> door if needed.

and switch to Serena mode when needed.

Sam in the living room, Serena in the bedroom.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 08, 2018 01:59 AM (8O3HH)

523 What's interesting is, I've read the Aztek was a decent car under the hood. It was just the styling that was absurd.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 01:59 AM (eMKNe)

524 Aetius, yeah re the CH-R. Ick.

It's as if Toyota saw the Nissan Juke and thought "we can out-fugly that!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:00 AM (eMKNe)

525 @503....

Brother Jim.....

As long as were drink in here in the Kingdom or The Free Nation of Galveston......I reckon we'd be OK......

Now......if you an I were to take a trip to a more "progressive" part of the nation an started samplin quality spirits.....

That poor fuckin cow from the Raptor cage in Jurassic Park 1 comes to mind......

May the Winds Always Be At Your Back J.......
(raises the Octane)......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:02 AM (JGzeX)

526 Peckinpah's Pat Garret and Billy the Kid is very good. Just get the Special Edition version. The studios back then chopped the hell out of the original version. James Coburn and Kris Kristofferson were great in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 02:02 AM (peJQi)

527 Puddleglum, seems like the studios were always chopping up everything of Peckinpah's.

I know that's what he blamed his drinking on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:03 AM (eMKNe)

528 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 01:52 AM (ycWCI)

Warframe still has its share of detractors because the primary gameplay loop of obtaining new gear can be entirely skipped by buying everything with real money. Of course it's not a really competitive game so it doesn't suffer too much for it, but I figured I would note it.

The gold standard for "ethical" monetization models is limiting real money purchases to only having cosmetic effects in game.

Very minor convenience options are still generally well-received, but when the game decends into laborious effect to match a player spending money it starts getting a lot of pushback. That's pretty much where EA was with the battlefront drama. Combined with an exceptionally poor PR response on reddit, a site which already has a culture of huge lynch mobs.

Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 02:03 AM (gDSJf)

529 Surprised there hasn't been a mashup on YouTube yet:

"Butch Cassidy, The Sundance Kid and the Man With No Name" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:05 AM (eMKNe)

530
If only .....

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yayfzhkm

Go for it, Darrin:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y74allqe

Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:05 AM (8O3HH)

531
I'm also dreaming of this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yawt8v2n

Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:07 AM (8O3HH)

532 531
I'm also dreaming of this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yawt8v2n
Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:07 AM (8O3HH)

The evil, naughty twin sister was definitely a thing.


Oh, who am I kidding? It is still a thing.

Evil, naughty Maryann?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 02:08 AM (ycWCI)

533 Someone needs to invent "Bitcoin: The Board Game!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:09 AM (eMKNe)

534 Good night, Jim!

After Christmas sub-zero temperatures,and this week's blizzard, with same temperatures, I still want to leave Taxxachusetts & move to Marble Falls, Texas.

I have three rooms with no heat. I ordered 2 12 mm shades for sunporch and Home Depot would deliver here free. There is a large picture window in there and I ordered a 51 inch shade & they wanted $55 to ship shade to my home.
I have to go to store to have 2 18.5 inch shades custom cut.

I had ugly turquoise curtains with rubber backing that I have had up for 5 or 6 years & washed according to directions. Four fell apart & we put up beautiful supposedly all season drapes last summer. There is draft from that room into hall, living room,even bathroom. I hope new shades help.

I have 4 towels in there and heavy blanket in hall. I wish I had left ugly crtains alone to put up in winter.
I need my roommate to help me put up new shades, he wouldn't Saturday because it was too cold.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:09 AM (NKOy9)

535
Oh, Sam. Imagine witnessing this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dhwdvm

which then leads to this view:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydz89tce

Posted by: publius, the Bewitched Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:12 AM (8O3HH)

536 I know it is a week late-Happy New Year to The Horde!!

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:13 AM (NKOy9)

537 It's 2019 already?!?!?!?!? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:15 AM (eMKNe)

538 Should one put catsup on pastrami?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2018 12:03 AM (md3fh)


I believe that's a death penalty offense. Unless the ketchup is an ingredient in homemade Russian dressing. Then, an only then is 'ketchup' allowable on pastrami.

Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2018 02:17 AM (RABk/)

539 Someone needs to invent "Bitcoin: The Board Game!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:09 AM (eMKNe)

A European style resource management game. Choose how much money to invest in cryptocurrency mining gear each turn. The coins start out easy to obtain but become more difficult. Technology advances and older gear becomes cheaper each turn, counteracting the increased difficulty, but still requires more electricity. Do you sell your coins early at cheap rates to reinvest, or hold onto them hoping for later value? The market is unpredictable, and fluctuates a bit based on die rolls each turn.

Posted by: Sjg at January 08, 2018 02:18 AM (gDSJf)

540
Naughty twin sisters are the best kind. Bad, bad girls, they are...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:18 AM (8O3HH)

541 Speaking of dressing, is it me or does Memphis-style barbecue sauce taste an awful lot like French dressing?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:22 AM (eMKNe)

542 I recorded om TCM a Bogart movie I had seen part of - In A Lonely Place. I am now a Humphrey Bogart fan. I used to like him, but with TCM it's the one movie I want to watch on demand that they don't put on Comcast on demand.

I am going to try to go to sleep. It was so cold today, I stayed in my chair under my blankets.

Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:23 AM (NKOy9)

543 Night Carol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 02:26 AM (ycWCI)

544 I'm gonna call it a night too. Thanks for the chat everyone. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2018 02:29 AM (eMKNe)

545 @534.....

Carol.....

I feel ya Darlin......we put up very heavy drapes to seal off the Sun Room here and they make a BIG difference.

Trick is, get em bigger than you need. Unless hostin company is a concern, the extra fabric, especially at the bottom, creates a better seal. Comfort beats Ascetics......

And....where's your thermostat? Keepin that area "warm" is the trick to keepin the bill down. For example, our Sun Room is beside the thermostat for that side of the house......by hanging the drapes we've Cut the heat pump use in half. Easily paid for the cost of the drapes many times over.

Hope that helps.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:29 AM (JGzeX)

546 540
Naughty twin sisters are the best kind. Bad, bad girls, they are...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:18 AM (8O3HH)


Yes, we deserve a spanking!

Posted by: Zoot & Dingo at January 08, 2018 02:34 AM (itfg0)

547 Yes, we deserve a spanking!
Posted by: Zoot & Dingo


It's all fun & games till the Killer Rabbit shows up!

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at January 08, 2018 02:35 AM (AoK0a)

548 This fuckin Hughes Net.........even though I'm used to it......
Frustrating.....Grrrrr....refresh rate sucks.

Been talkin to some other locals that have been fucked by Internet Providers, (and even a Lawyer or two).......And there may be a Legitimate Class Action Suit.

I simply want the Telecommunications Companies to do their part....as they're contractually and legally obliged to do........

Great!!! Judicial Satisfaction 3yrs from now......Fuck Yeah!.....ha.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:37 AM (JGzeX)

549 My first (and really, last) MMORG game was Diablo i, ii, iii. The servers were financed by the games purchasers.

It was possible to trade items thru the forums, and there were even certified brokers to assist in the trades. There also sprung up an unofficial trading website, where items were bought and sold, and 'accounts' were kept in scrip. I was wealthy in the realm.

The development of scrip led to the dawning of bots to 'mine' for items.

In retrospect, this whole scenario was the precursor to bitcoin mining. Fuckity. I coulda been rich.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2018 02:39 AM (0ogQG)

550 The beauty of the AoS ONT.....

pay for play video games......

Spankings.......

Ventin of perceived philosophical slights.....

Drape suggestions.......

The morals of Twin Sisters.....

Peckinpah's merits.....

All within the last hour.......

The ONT.......Where Diversity ACTUALLY reigns.

Beautiful y'all.......completely.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 02:43 AM (JGzeX)

551
The only thing missing from the ONT tonight is our Duchess, Miley.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:45 AM (8O3HH)

552 >> Spankings.......

Well, more little love taps, little love pats you might say is what I have in mind.

>> The morals of Twin Sisters.....

For what I have in mind, their morals need to be fairly low. Immoral Twin Sisters, IOW.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 08, 2018 02:47 AM (8O3HH)

553 Hillbilly king,
Sorry for iPad spelling. That was an outdoor porch & parents expanded it & enclosed it. My older brother added extra insulation in 2005. It helped, but there's no heat in there. I have floor length drapes & hope & pray the 2x shades we have to put up help.

Or, I will look at JCP & order same ugly curtains I had in white. Roof Flooded in 2009 & room smelled disgusting for six years, it was mildew from flood. I replaced carpet in 2015 and that's why I wanted new drapes.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2018 02:49 AM (NKOy9)

554 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2018 03:01 AM (ycWCI)

555 Always liked Cowboys & Aliens. Too bad the director is a twat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 03:17 AM (peJQi)

556 When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

Posted by: Emo Philips at January 08, 2018 03:52 AM (/qEW2)

557 Hope everyone has a better day than I am having and going to have, sore throat is starting, least its a bit warmer temperatures in teens it says not single digits.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 03:56 AM (aC6Sd)

558 The On Demand from Verizon has ( though they change programing often) movies from TCM, not many but some that are shown recently

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 04:01 AM (aC6Sd)

559 love this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw2BVI9OhC4

Posted by: vivi at January 08, 2018 04:03 AM (11H2y)

560 G'day from Way Down Here on another hot and humid evening - bring on Autumn please. .

In case otho is still around - I remember you mentioned that you lived near the city - if you are near Surry Hills we found a great little pub on Foveaux Street - we can have a Syd Mo Me!

My grandson lives close by so we're in the area often!

Now to pick up my son from the airport - see you all later!


Posted by: Aussie at January 08, 2018 04:05 AM (dvE5o)

561 Would have more sympathy if tree house couple had it on their own property

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)

562 Richard? Can you switch to Sanka? Regular causes me to feel on edge.

Posted by: the Gerbil at January 08, 2018 04:21 AM (/qEW2)

563 Would like to do a sudoku but that would set me back to much, everyone have a great day.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2018 04:35 AM (aC6Sd)

564 okay, i've finally come up with a nickname for obama. it's a little late but here it is:

smiley mchitler!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 08, 2018 05:47 AM (Pg+x7)

565 Two years ago, the Great Lakes were 3% ice covered.
Last year they were 9%
This year.....30%

gorebulll warmening is here!!!!!!!

Posted by: Exile at January 08, 2018 01:06 AM (Fikbq)

in 2013 and '14 they were nearly 100% covered.

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 08, 2018 05:48 AM (N787Q)

566
Heretics. Burn them at the stake. The science is settled.

Posted by: High Priest of Global Warming at January 08, 2018 06:07 AM (2FqvZ)

567 Heretics. Burn them at the stake. The science is settled.
Posted by: High Priest of Global Warming

When I look at the different weather websites. I've noticed that the record highs and lows only go back to 1980. They used to go back to 1900 or earlier.
When the globull warming people get wound up, they talk of what temps were billions and billions of years ago.
Last week the weather site was promising 6 inches of snow this Thursday. Today it shows 50 degrees and a quarter inch of rain for Thursday.
Do they use the same computer models for the doom and gloom they predict from globull warming?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:11 AM (8ikIW)

568 Well, 30 degrees here in No Ill. So about 42 degrees warmer then it was Saturday morning. Double bonus plus, the humidifier on the furnace got us back over 30 percent yesterday. Most of the static electricity is gone.

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)

569 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)

570
I have a web page bookmarked with historical high and low temperatures for my area that go back to the 1880's. We're setting low temperature records, breaking records that go back to the first ever recorded.

Even Philly tied a record yesterday morning. But the former record low was only three years old.

Hopefully it's only going to be a short Ice Age that will *only* kill a couple billion people. Thanks to Milankovitch Cycles the planet is tilting further toward the southern hemisphere every year. Which traditionally brings on Ice Ages at the extreme.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 08, 2018 06:20 AM (2FqvZ)

571

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:21 AM (mPeei)

572 Oprah has the momentum!

Posted by: Oprah 2020! at January 08, 2018 06:22 AM (bc2Lc)

573
Oprah has the momentum!

Posted by: Oprah 2020!
____________________

Back off bitch! I'm not dead yet.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:25 AM (mPeei)

574 571 Hillary Clinton

Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.

Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

575 I have a web page bookmarked with historical high and low temperatures for my area that go back to the 1880's. We're setting low temperature records, breaking records that go back to the first ever recorded.


Acme, is that a site that has other cities too?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)

576 When I look at the different weather websites. I've noticed that the record highs and lows only go back to 1980. They used to go back to 1900 or earlier.
When the globull warming people get wound up, they talk of what temps were billions and billions of years ago.




Ask them what caused the glaciers that made the Great Lakes, because it sure wasn't man's carbon footprint.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 06:28 AM (hpmES)

577 Oprah has the momentum!

Posted by: Oprah 2020! at January 08, 2018 06:22 AM (bc2Lc)


Momentum? Is that what they're now calling being first in line at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2018 06:29 AM (2LQQ4)

578 Acme, is that a site that has other cities too?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)

No. Just Philly. I guess you might be able to find the chart for your local largest city. My chart starts with January 1st and runs through the entire year, with average highs and lows, and record highs and lows for every day of the year.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 08, 2018 06:31 AM (2FqvZ)

579
Momentum? Is that what they're now calling being first in line at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

Posted by: RickZ
________________

Can you get that down to a bumper sticker? 'Cause I'm sooooo gonna' use it.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:38 AM (mPeei)

580 Did I miss an awards show last night?? Damn...

Posted by: Colin at January 08, 2018 06:41 AM (BeAcE)

581 Oprah has the momentum inertia mass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 06:42 AM (EyPfd)

582 Momentum? Is that what they're now calling being first in line at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

Posted by: RickZ
________________

Can you get that down to a bumper sticker? 'Cause I'm sooooo gonna' use it.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:38 AM (mPeei)



"Oprah Momentum: Being First In Line
For The Buffet"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 06:42 AM (hpmES)

583 Clicked the "No word if Ace these folks.....", scrolled a little bit. Wow, nevermind the shelves but did anybody see the link for Octospinchter Girl? "Queen of the Anal Ring Toss". My oh my.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 08, 2018 06:43 AM (BHRUO)

584 Trump going to the College Football Championship?

Posted by: Case at January 08, 2018 06:43 AM (ZgKFD)

585
"Oprah Momentum: Being First In Line
For The Buffet"

Posted by: rickb223
___________________

~scribbles on note pad~

Thanks,, you irredeemable deplorable bitter-clinger...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2018 06:47 AM (mPeei)

586 I hope they do run Orca the Killer Winfrey.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2018 06:49 AM (+Dllb)

587 Have a great day everyone. May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2018 06:50 AM (hyuyC)

588 I guess he is. Trump will be in Atlanta tonight.

Posted by: Case at January 08, 2018 06:50 AM (ZgKFD)

589 JJ is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

590 Late to the thread but "They Issued a Warrant for a Dog License!!!11!!!" Boy apparently didn't respond to prior reminders and a ticket last year (i.e., 2017). Article stated that reminder mailers are sent out in January, again a few months later with a ticket finally being issued after 6 months of the recipient being unresponsive.

Verdict, tough $h!t; pay your fine and shut up.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2018 06:53 AM (YQ4mh)

591 Remember when it was a bad thing to want to elect a media star, millionaire and power mogul?
Someone with no political, public service experience, and so famous that their name is sometimes synonymous with capitalism?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 06:53 AM (EyPfd)

592 Just wondering.

Did they really make beads by hand or did they just not have beads until the white man brought them (from Japan presumably)?

Was the Bowie knife really a part of their way of life, considering it was invented by James Bowie in the early part of the 19th century?
Smells faintly like cultural appropriation to me.

Good song though.

Posted by: Heresolong at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (K+rrH)

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