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Early Weekend Open Thread
This is the best thing you'll see all day. 😍🐕
— Chris Strider (@stridinstrider) January 4, 2018
This Dog figures out how to carry his sled up the hill in order to sled for hours & hours & hours. #snow #sledding #dogs #blizzard2018 #cyclonebomb #philly #dog pic.twitter.com/7qhZ3Km9jw
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2018 07:43 PM (7LTrc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 05, 2018 07:44 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 05, 2018 07:45 PM (4pjhs)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 07:45 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
They'll find him dead in the snow tomorrow because he enjoyed it so much that he did it without any consideration to hydration, warmth, etc.
We had one that nearly died chasing a freaking ball like that. Stupid in one of the most incredibly smart ways you'll ever see an animal be.
Also understood pointing, depth and distances, and sign language.
Damn she was a great dog.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 07:46 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2018 07:43 PM (7LTrc)
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What's everyone so impressed about? It's not like the dog setup a ski lift or even one of those ropes pulls.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2018 07:48 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 05, 2018 07:48 PM (otAqJ)
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*mag change*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Posted by: Wichita PD at January 05, 2018 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
Mohammedans hate dogs. Ergo, mohammedans are more asshole than an asshole dog. QED.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 07:48 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Clark Griswald at January 05, 2018 07:49 PM (gSwpy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 07:49 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Vanceone at January 05, 2018 07:49 PM (A9Gmy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 07:49 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: Barky at January 05, 2018 07:49 PM (4a66H)
I remember a video of a Dachshund dropping a ball at the top of the stairs then chasing it down the stairs and bringing it back to the top of the stairs and......
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (gSwpy)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (0R8lo)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (7LY+6)
Very cute, and also shows that most of the smartest dogs (especially herd types) will do pretty much anything to please their masters.
Great video.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (AySfS)
He might not be as smart as that sled dog, but he's pretty fucking smart. Smartest dog I've ever had. Very expressive emotionally, without being a whiny little bitch.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2018 07:48 PM (FUu/Z)
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A piece of the sled also hasn't ricocheted and struck a small child in the forehead, so I'm willing to say he's up one in the game.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: ShainS at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Ever see the one that knows how to operate the automatic doggy ball launcher?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (0R8lo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (WQ3tJ)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (4a66H)
http://tinyurl.com/ybddvuod
Dubious bonus: my facebook page linked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: the cat at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 07:50 PM (rp9xB)
Exactly. When I read the headline, I thought "Border Collie." Other breeds are smart, but for "too damn smart for his own good," you have to go with Border Collie. Don't get one unless you have some sheep or a really entertaining environment.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (cp1if)
Ever see the one that knows how to operate the automatic doggy ball launcher?
Posted by: rickb223
Yeah! I saw that one too!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Ever see the one that knows how to operate the automatic doggy ball launcher?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 07:51 PM (0R8lo)
https://youtu.be/4PcL6-mjRNk
Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 07:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 05, 2018 07:53 PM (PvK0J)
Damn, my kids are way cooler than I ever was.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)
Yeah, that looks like a Border Collie. A neighbor around here loved them and swore they were the smartest dogs ever, and smarter than many humans.
Scary smart.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 05, 2018 07:53 PM (8O3HH)
So was Reagan.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (2FqvZ)
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Too late.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: B. Huessain Obama, community organizing guru at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (AAKmR)
We have a few songs that, after we play them, we say, "If you don't like that, then go see a doctor 'cause there's something wrong with you."
"It's not too late to change your life."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)
Dumb as an unpainted post, but he's really sweet.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 05, 2018 07:53 PM (PvK0J)
They have a limited range of thought, and they yap constantly. They are the Yorkshire Terriers of the political world.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (bc2Lc)
Yes they are wonderful dogs, just smart as all get out and energetic, working animals. But if you don't give them something to do all the time they get kind of crazy, digging trenches and chewing things to pieces. Its sort of sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (39g3+)
We've got the best dog right now I've ever had: A Boston Terrier.
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An aunt had a larger (not bull) terrier that I loved playing with as a kid. A goofball, but in a strangely serious way. Really neat personality.
Is there a wire-something terrier that would be about the size of a foxhound or english pointer? Maybe a bit smaller?
It was one of those.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (BkeRb)
So was Reagan.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
Trump gets the Lefts double whammy. He is insane and dumb. Dumb being their main go to for Republicans.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (2FqvZ)
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Too late.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (lwiT4)
49 Looks tasty!
Posted by: B. Huessain Obama, community organizing guru at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (AAKmR)
That was not a good coincidence....
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)
Waits until it's 5 degrees F outside to try out new trick. Block the other dog from using the doggie door by standing in it. Keeping both flaps open. He's about 80 lbs. now and impossible for me to move him. He thinks it hysterical!
Did I mention it's 5 degrees outside.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 07:56 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Vb4BV)
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Ha. Watch them around kids. They're constantly working, tightening the group and going out to check on stragglers. Tremendous fun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 07:57 PM (BkeRb)
Did I mention it's 5 degrees outside.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 07:56 PM (HiDrR)
Had a professor for Arctic Engineering that said the trick to saving 1/4 of your annual heat bill is a pair of steel toed boots.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 07:57 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 07:57 PM (7LY+6)
out and energetic, working animals. But if you don't give them
something to do all the time they get kind of crazy, digging trenches
and chewing things to pieces. Its sort of sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (39g3+)
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I think a Border Collie can run upwards of 70 miles per day. Better have a ranch in Australia.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 07:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Eromero at January 05, 2018 07:57 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Monk at January 05, 2018 07:58 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol the 3rd at January 05, 2018 07:58 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)
Dog gets really ambitious with stick to fetch
http://tinyurl.com/y72dkea5
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 05, 2018 07:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Vb4BV)
I have an australian cattle dog. When he was about 6 months to a year old, he had so much energy I was searching every pet store for toys to occupy him.
I bought him this bottle and rope contraption. You could unscrew one end and then place treats in there. The idea is that they would tug and swing on the rope and treats would fall out.
I filled the thing up and he sniffed all over it. He kept sniffing the screw end and then the open end and kind of looked at it befuddled. I turned around in my chair and thought "Good toy."
So then I noticed it was awful quiet. I turned the chair back around and he had the bottle half empty laying beside him and an entire pile of treats that he was noshing on at his leisure. I am thinking "How in the heck did he do that!?"
So I praised him, but scooped up all the treats and put them back in the bottle. I gave it back to him and then watched. At first he just nosed it while I was watching him, so I turned back around and tried not to make it so obvious that I was watching him.
After a minute I noticed him moving out of the corner of my eye, so I turned my head. What he did next was hilarious! He positioned the bottle so he was kind of holding the small end in his paws, then he grabs the large end with his mouth- and shakes the bottle. Treats rained out all over the place.
Smart dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2018 07:59 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's apprentice at January 05, 2018 07:59 PM (5msTp)
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An Airedale, or a Schnauzer maybe?
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:00 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 07:55 PM (2DOZq)
++++
If they can't make dumb fly, like with Nixon, they play the evil card.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2018 08:00 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 08:00 PM (+lOpA)
So was Reagan.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
Girl I was dating around the time of the 84 election was livid that I voted for Reagan. Didn't I know that all he wanted to do is blow up the world?
Me - If that's all he wants to do, why didn't he do it already.
Her - He wanted to get re-elected.
Me- If all he wants to do is blow up the world why would he care about getting re-elected?
Her - You just don't understand.
Me - You're right, I can't understand something that stupid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 08:00 PM (SiINZ)
In local news, they turned off the Xmas lights at city hall, and turned on the Mardi Gras lights. Greeeat. Soon, I get to figure out daily which stretches of road to avoid at what times, all until the middle of February.
Also, King cake sucks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2018 08:01 PM (0ogQG)
I just googled it, and it looks nothing like the first dog I had as a kid, which I was told was supposed to be a fox terrier. We were dirt poor, so I'm pretty sure it was a mongrel given to us for free, and it probably had a fox terrier somewhere in its lineage. Good little dog.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 05, 2018 08:01 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 08:01 PM (gSwpy)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 07:57 PM (lwiT4)
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Ours ran and played a lot, but she also just wanted to have something to do. The lab would squeak her new Christmas toy for hours and hours, but the border collie would need you to need HER to be doing something.
We got to where we were teaching tricks even though we had no real interest in them just because her brain needed it.
Never destructive, fortunately, but she was older and at the pound when we got her.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:01 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 05, 2018 08:02 PM (Z8CQL)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 05, 2018 08:03 PM (H5knJ)
Cute as a bug though, and they don't bark.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:03 PM (lwiT4)
I'd say that was a big more awesome, mostly because you can see a smart dog doing something like that. But a crow... you don't expect a crow to do it.
Posted by: shibumi at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (WQ3tJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y7q4zn9g
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: the cat at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)
LoL
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (Z8CQL)
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It's all fun and games until somebody's river turns to blood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Crows are very smart. And thieves. Don't leave anything shiny lying around if crows are about.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: AngelEm, mostly lurking at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (75Xvv)
Moron Robbie -- was it a wire-haired fox terrier? I've heard of those.
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Looking around I think it might've been an Irish Terrier.
The wire-haired fox terrier is an adorable little thing, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (Wjssl)
My Logan ran around outside during our White Christmas trying to eat all the snow.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (xJa6I)
Crows appear to be super intelligent. Definitely able to recognize specific people.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 05, 2018 08:06 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: GnuBreed
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Our tree is still up. Tonight we will turn the lights on for the last time, as the twelve days are up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:06 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2018 08:06 PM (tE/PY)
This shit book also dumped all over Mike Pence, I see from the Daily Mail. Why, Pence is just a dumb empty suit being controlled by his wife (who is some sort of domineering witch or something).
You see, he and Trump get along pretty well, and therefore this means Pence is a big dummy.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 05, 2018 08:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: shibumi at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (aT+Bx)
Dad and i were golfing in PA one time and a crow stole a pack of crackers out of our golf cart when we were on the tee.
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 08:07 PM (gSwpy)
Which I do not understand at all, because their brain is about the size of a shelled macadamia nut.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (sgHEm)
But a crow... you don't expect a crow to do it.
Posted by: shibumi
If any bird does it, I'd expect it would be a crow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (Wjssl)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (Z8CQL)
Posted by: sinalco at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)
http://bit.ly/2CZPTEH
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Sorry to be a killjoy, but what you think of as reality is Wesley Crusher's holodeck simulation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 08:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 08:09 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Killjoy at January 05, 2018 08:09 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
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There's a very good documentary on them. Recognize faces of people they don't like, "funerals" when other crows die, and many other fascinating things.
Murder of Crows
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/a-murder-of-crows-full-episode/5977/
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (BkeRb)
Thing is, they had used a Cornish Rex or Devon Rex kitten as the before. Those are the hairless cats with distinctively oversized ears and scrawny bodies. Quite a wonderful cat. But they look like they live in North Korea.
Anyway, the 'after' cat was your regular plump housecat. Nothing wrong with it. But they switched breeds and made a made-up "how wonderful is this homeless man" story.
Two entirely different cats. And yet people on the website were falling all over their fool selves.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (lwiT4)
Three Kings Day is tomorrow, tree and everything come down Sunday, Monday my Beloved Crimson Tide wins another NatChamp and Tuesday I order yet another NC T-shirt.
Life is good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2018 08:06 PM (tE/PY)
Huh, you might be right. Here's a video of an Australian Shepherd beating out the baby at learning to say "Mama."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_zW6APE1qQ
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (Vb4BV)
Borzoi are supposed to be stupid. The boys are, but the girls will steal your watch, wallet and phone and you'll never be aware they're gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (Wjssl)
Rowley said she drinks at least one can of Diet Coke each day.
Donny 12 Cans is going to live to be 300 years old
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 05, 2018 08:11 PM (xJa6I)
great dogs but I understand that puppy mills ruined the breed. Every
one I see is kinda hyper nutty.
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 08:09 PM (nisXv)
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Beautiful dogs. But yeah, er, ... fragile.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:11 PM (lwiT4)
Borzoi are supposed to be stupid. The boys are, but the girls will steal your watch, wallet and phone and you'll never be aware they're gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (Wjssl)
Are we back to talking about Gypsies again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 05, 2018 08:12 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2018 08:12 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
I watched three ravens last winter open the lid on a dumpster downtown, and proceed to spread all the restaurant trash all over the parking lot.
The magpies are worse. They will get into just about anything. And, they will laugh at you when you try to stop them.
The zoo here keeps a magpie that somebody trained to speak, so they can't let it free, because it is too used to humans. Cracks me up. Her name is George.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KVETTlYVco
They are forever having to find new stuff for her to do, and she is forever sneaking toys and treats to the wild magpies who fly in.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 08:12 PM (7UW64)
the girls will steal your watch, wallet and phone and you'll never be
aware they're gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (Wjssl)
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Hmmm. That whole female "smart" thing totally whizzzzzed past the Greyhound breed.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:13 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2018 08:13 PM (M90EM)
Posted by: Eromero at January 05, 2018 08:13 PM (zLDYs)
1 part Lemon Hart 151 rum (I already have it out)
1 part Black Seal rum
1 part lemon juice
1 part home-made passion fruit syrup (not that store-bought crap)
a dash Tiki bitters
Shake all with crushed ice and dump in short Tiki glass, serve with short straw.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 05, 2018 08:14 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 05, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bosk at January 05, 2018 08:15 PM (fjMEv)
So was Reagan.
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But Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters, Kieth Ellison, and Nancy Pelosi are sober as judges. Well, yeah, OK, that's probably true.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)
As for the term "killjoy," I recognize there's little in the interaction between humans and dogs that can't be explained by 1) pack behavior and 2) arrested puppyhood with us as Mama. In no way does that diminish the delight we take in working and playing with our resident idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:15 PM (Wjssl)
Raised with German Short-haired Pointers. Used to be great dogs but I
understand that puppy mills ruined the breed. Every one I see is kinda
hyper nutty.
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 08:09 PM (nisXv)
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We've got an english pointer (pound dog) and have had our minds blown by how great of a family dog she is. Our border collie wanted to please and impress us, and the english pointer just wants to be with us and be touching us as we sit.
Very quiet unless she's hunting birds or lizards, and very tolerant with the kids. One is a special needs boy who doesn't always pet, approach, wake, pick up, etc. appropriately, and that dog loves him more than anyone else in our house.
I'd always figured labs were the hands-down best family dogs, but I'm at a coin-toss stage now. She has changed my mind completely.
I'm hoping she can go hunting with us next season, but she's terribly gun shy. We're working on it, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:15 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 05, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)
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My Golden Retriever used to take my kids ice skating. The collie went with too but he barely knew where he was at.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:16 PM (lwiT4)
Which I do not understand at all, because their brain is about the size of a shelled macadamia nut.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 05, 2018 08:08 PM (sgHEm)
The Crow/Mask Study
Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 08:16 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AngelEm, mostly lurking at January 05, 2018 08:16 PM (75Xvv)
But Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters, Kieth Ellison, and Nancy Pelosi are sober as judges. Well, yeah, OK, that's probably true.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence!
Joe Biden is SOOPER GEENYUSS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 08:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bosk at January 05, 2018 08:15 PM (fjMEv)
Flacco is a millionaire I don't know why he keeps doing that crap.
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 08:17 PM (gSwpy)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!
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There's a guy in the neighborhood who's Corgi tows him around on a skateboard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:17 PM (5OO3x)
"What Grassley and Graham are now doing is forcing the DOJ to reconcile the conflicts between the FBI presentations to the judiciary committee--about the origin of, and their use of, the Steele Dossier--against known evidence.
Someone is lying.
Graham and Grassley know the motive to lie about the Steele Dossier does not necessarily belong to Christopher Steele. The motive is within the corrupt FBI.".......
They think the FBI is lying, not Steele, and they are forcing them to come clean.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 05, 2018 08:17 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Infidel at January 05, 2018 08:17 PM (EGFUD)
RIGHT AGAIN, BITCHES!!!
(Get it? Dog joke.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:18 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:18 PM (4a66H)
Worse, I'd bet he wouldn't even be the first President to do that, since we already had LBJ.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:18 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
I might take this environmental expert more seriously with the stupid hat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 08:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 08:20 PM (IqV8l)
That was a really good run there dog. You did that good!
Posted by: D. Trump (for realsies) at January 05, 2018 08:20 PM (IHK0Z)
96 Posted by: shibumi at January 05, 2018 08:04 PM (aT+Bx)
Crows appear to be super intelligent. Definitely able to recognize specific people.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
And Ravens are even worse. Sarcastic assholes.
Used to have them come around the campsite when we were on winter field problems and caw loudly when we were sleeping. I took to throwing snowballs at them, and they'd just ignore it (didn't help that I wasn't very accurate). The one time I was right on the money with a snowball, the bastard just hopped about a foot in the air to let it fly by. Then he turned and looked at me with contempt. Asshole.
Another time, I'm on a long forced march on this LONG stretch of road on post. This raven is sitting up on a telephone pole waiting for me to pass. As soon as I get close, he starts cawing loudly. Once I pass him by, he flies ahead to another telephone pole and waits for me. Starts cawing again. Flies ahead and waits. Rinse and repeat.
Fucker followed me like that for about 2 miles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 08:20 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 05, 2018 08:21 PM (oVWx5)
The current Aussie, Tucker, is the most fun dog I've ever had. We argue over the ownership of whichever toy he flops up on my lap. We stare at each other. I've never had another dog head fake me.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 05, 2018 08:21 PM (tE/PY)
Posted by: WaterCow at January 05, 2018 08:22 PM (y+SdL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp_WV91jx8E
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 08:22 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:22 PM (4a66H)
So was Reagan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 08:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 08:23 PM (6HFDU)
I was able to keep him from opening the door by resting a small plastic Lipton tea bottle on that handle. He tried it once or twice, knocked down the bottle and didn't like the noise it made when it hit the floor, so he stopped.
Anytime I forgot to put that bottle up there, though, he'd be there within minutes, pulling that handle to get in and explore the forbidden secrets of the bathroom.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2018 08:23 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:22 PM (4a66H)
"One bite, everybody knows the rules?"
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:15 PM (BkeRb)
I have a buddy that breeds and trains English Pointers. He used to be a big Short-hair guy but I think these are his replacement. Great family dogs and pointers. Nothing better than watching a good dog snap a point on a bird. Hope you have a good one.
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 08:23 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2018 08:06 PM
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Serious question: how can you tell? I thought Australian Shepherds were multicolored, and usually had a little brown mixed in if they were mostly black and white.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 08:24 PM (HiDrR)
Same thing goes for sex outside of marriage, masturbation, etc. If you actively prevent conception, then you are using the other person for your own ends, and objectifying she or he who should be the subject.
It matters, to some.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 07:34 PM (7UW64)
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Just to clarify, although I'm not a Catholic and I don't think those ethics will get us out of our current mess, I do agree with you on this: sex has been decoupled from monogamous heterosexual procreation, and if it were not for that, we would not be in the clusterf*ck that we are currently in. Not that I can afford to cast stones, just making an observation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 08:24 PM (/qEW2)
But the cat has a person to retrieve the sled.
So, cat > dog.
Posted by: navybrat, probably drinking too much at January 05, 2018 08:24 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2018 08:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2018 08:25 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 05, 2018 08:26 PM (IuYIh)
The only real difference is in the long flight flight feathers (pinion feathers) on the tips of the wings. The crow has five, and a raven, while usually identified as a larger bird, only has four.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:27 PM (BkeRb)
There is something very very wrong at Disney-La.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 08:27 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 05, 2018 08:27 PM (tE/PY)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2018 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 08:28 PM (2DOZq)
How about a 'Superb Owl' sale?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 08:28 PM (oVJmc)
It's always a pleasure to see dogs bred to do something doing what they're bred to do and enjoying it.
Border Collie puppy herding:
https://youtu.be/as73mxFj1nc
English Setter puppies on point:
https://youtu.be/jiGRGgBiLYw
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:28 PM (Wjssl)
That dog video is one of one trillion reasons why I am a dog lover!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 05, 2018 08:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 05, 2018 08:21 PM (tE/PY)
When I play keep away with a tennis ball in the house with my bichon Kilo, he head fakes me. He kinda resembles a pitcher with a runner on first
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 08:28 PM (4u7kU)
Thanks . I really do love this kind of information.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Serious question: how can you tell? I thought
Australian Shepherds were multicolored, and usually had a little brown
mixed in if they were mostly black and white.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 08:24 PM (HiDrR)
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Anecdotal, but the healthy, working Australian Shepherds I've seen have all been stocky. Not large, but not lean like most border collies. It might just be their coat, I suppose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:29 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 05, 2018 08:30 PM (PvK0J)
Posted by: Chris M at January 05, 2018 08:30 PM (6RZos)
Does that make crows more maneuverable?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2018 08:30 PM (WQ3tJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2018 08:30 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Airedale Schnauzer at January 05, 2018 08:30 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:31 PM (4a66H)
My blue lacy dog is the smartest one I've ever had, especially in picking up on words. He's also the only dog I've had who I couldn't fool by faking a ball throw. He doesn't like to fetch anyway.
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 08:31 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 05, 2018 08:32 PM (LLBMw)
But what if you can train them to exercise themselves the problem goes away. Maybe there are hidden obsessions in all dogs that could get them to exercise themselves without the need for walkies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 08:33 PM (4u7kU)
Pointers. He used to be a big Short-hair guy but I think these are his
replacement. Great family dogs and pointers. Nothing better than
watching a good dog snap a point on a bird. Hope you have a good one.
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 08:23 PM (nisXv)
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Thanks. I'm very optimistic, and if nothing else we've got a great family dog.
She hunts all day in the backyard when the weather allows, so I have high hopes. My favorite is watching her stalk and point at butterflies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:33 PM (BkeRb)
Now just about any dog is smarter than that guy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2018 08:34 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2018 08:25 PM (wSC8T)
--Yup, he made just that point. The NFL even tried taking Who Dat? soon after Katrina.
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:34 PM (4a66H)
I don't see that happening if Bama's defense plays the way they did against Clemson.
We shall see. Confidence is high. Plus you know that Saban taught Smart everything he knows. That's everything Smart knows, not everything Saban knows.
Which wasn't everything. You know?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 08:35 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Airedale Schnauzer at January 05, 2018 08:36 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 05, 2018 08:37 PM (LLBMw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 05, 2018 08:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Crap! Not a kernel of popcorn in the house. BRB.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:38 PM (Vb4BV)
great herder and completely and totally loyal and obedient.
He
wouldn't hesitate to take you down if you pissed him off. Calves, cows,
kids, and I watched him take down a horse with a burr up his ass who
kicked him in the head as he nonchalantly passed, by jumping up on his
mane and mauling the horse like a fucking jungle cat. I miss that dog.
Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2018 08:38 PM (bJ0w+)
Once upon a midnight dreary
As I pondered weak and weary
Upon many a quaint and forgotten
Tome of ancient lo'
As I nodded neally nappin'
Suddenly some homey come a rappin'
Tappin' at my chamber do'
Quoth he, "Yo, I be the crow"
Yep, no difference at all.
Posted by: Edgah Allen Po' boy at January 05, 2018 08:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 08:39 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
I wonder how many companies this stuff funnels through ? Probably enough to make your head hurt like a mofo
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 08:40 PM (gSwpy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 08:40 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 05, 2018 08:40 PM (7PllL)
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It's all fun and games until somebody's river turns to blood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)
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Was anything mentioned about 40 acres and a mule?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2018 08:41 PM (EZebt)
And a bird, and a bust, and a door.
And a guy with depression and a whole lotta questions,
And the bird always said "Nevermore."
Posted by: Not Mine at January 05, 2018 08:41 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 08:42 PM (zAQ9z)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2018 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
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Big deal. Can she do card tricks?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2018 08:42 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 05, 2018 08:43 PM (PvK0J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2018 08:42 PM (gC2IV)
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She could if she wanted to!
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2018 08:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Yes Jack... I just read that as well. Finally I am getting some satisfaction at least this is a start in the right direction.... Years and years of corruption might be coming to an end... Wow people are ready to fight a civil war.. think about it?
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 08:45 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Pete in TX at January 05, 2018 08:45 PM (2RBkF)
It's an English Springer Spaniel.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 05, 2018 08:40 PM (7PllL)
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Dated a girl who had one of those. She lived on a lake, and the dog loved for you to throw a tennis ball out in the water for the games of fetch.
BUT, the best part was after she had puppies. She'd bring you the ball, you'd throw it out into the water, she'd crash in and paddle furiously to retrieve it, while the little puppies had chased her madly down to the water's edge and would wait patiently for her to get back so they could try to nip at it in her mouth as she brought it back to be thrown again.
Great dogs. Beautiful little thing, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:46 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:10 PM (BkeRb)
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Dad was convinced that when he lived on Penn St. in Brooklyn in the 40s, there was a crow on that street who terrorized him. Enough to tell his kid to stay off Penn St. in the 70s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2018 08:46 PM (EZebt)
just saw a program on the making of a park along a mile of elevated industrial freight train track in manhattan, nyc. slated for demolition 2o years ago, it was saved and transformed by individuals, volunteers, corporations, philanthropists, artists, architects and city representatives and politicians. and it works wending through urban neighborhoods above the traffic.
actually, it's pretty close to that dog and its sled. mammals are the only creatures who work for enjoyment, to have fun.
but it's a close 2nd...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 05, 2018 08:47 PM (Pg+x7)
I'll just wipe the mess clean. Like with a dishcloth.
Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at January 05, 2018 08:47 PM (Ndje9)
Brooklyn in the 40s, there was a crow on that street who terrorized him.
Enough to tell his kid to stay off Penn St. in the 70s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2018 08:46 PM (EZebt)
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He probably wasn't wrong.
IIRC the crows pass the knowledge on, too, and he could've been hated by more than one generation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:48 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 05, 2018 08:48 PM (LLBMw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 05, 2018 08:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 05, 2018 08:49 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Pete in TX at January 05, 2018 08:45 PM (2RBkF)
Would be funny as hell if Trunp Inc was making money on it somehow ... The author Michael Wolff is a second gen New Yorker who was a 'copy boy' wink wink at the NYT
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 08:49 PM (U5Xeq)
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Whatever! My dog can bark furiously when the doorbell rings and can tree squirrels like a boss!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2018 08:49 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:49 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:50 PM (y3sT9)
She'd keep herself entertained for hours.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 08:50 PM (BW3hB)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:50 PM (4a66H)
1 There must be someway to be outraged! by this.
Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2018 07:43 PM (7LTrc)
It's not on The Gorilla Channel?
It's NOT on The Gorilla Channel!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2018 08:51 PM (pNxlR)
It's all fun and games until somebody's river turns to blood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence!
They wouldn't listen!
Posted by: Zombie Enoch Powell at January 05, 2018 08:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:50 PM (y3sT9)
Common among bints.
Posted by: Miklos at January 05, 2018 08:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 08:52 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 08:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 05, 2018 08:48 PM (LLBMw)
Yep. Blue heelers ( and red heelers) are Australian Cattle dogs. I had a blue heeler for 16 years.
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 08:53 PM (6HFDU)
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I'd forgotten, but we had a mutt when I was very young that would chase squirrels with gusto. The squirrels eventually figured her out, though, and would climb down the trees, stand face down, looking at her but just out of her lunging reach, and fuss back.
They would bark at each other for hours over the course of a day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 08:53 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 08:53 PM (BW3hB)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 05, 2018 08:54 PM (PvK0J)
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 08:54 PM (BW3hB)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:54 PM (4a66H)
They are within the public school system, but mostly free to devise their own way of doing things, which I might add, seem pretty awesome.
They even let kids in Third Grade do Fifth Grade math if they have already met the milestones.
Plus uniforms.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Inconceivable Software, LLC at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (yCOH/)
Deviants is a good start.
Tumblrisms, as well.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (fA1SL)
On about day 3 it came to me: they were Pekingese.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:56 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2018 08:56 PM (gC2IV)
Nell Daly is a highly trained, pioneering, holistic psychotherapist, journalist, TV commentator and mother of three children.
Oh, well then, okay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:56 PM (cp1if)
Didn't change his love for chasing a ball. Not. One. Bit. Rain, sleet, snow, tornado, famine or pestilence, that was all he ever wanted to do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 08:56 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 08:57 PM (gSwpy)
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 08:53 PM (BW3hB)
Yeah, I had a college roommate like that once. You had to stay out of his way when he was drinking, because you never knew when he would hearl.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 08:32 PM
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My two Goldens use the treadmill. They love it and will stand on it waiting for someone to turn it on. They even fight over it--kicking each other off so the other can get a turn.
They are also the only ones in the house who use the damn thing.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 08:57 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 08:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
Nell Daly is a highly trained, pioneering, holistic psychotherapist, journalist, TV commentator and mother of three children.
Oh, well then, okay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 08:56 PM (cp1if)
--Add her children to the prayer list
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 08:58 PM (4a66H)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:59 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 05, 2018 08:59 PM (Pg+x7)
What has she been doing to those children? Show the good people on the Tickle Me Elmo.,..
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 08:59 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 05, 2018 08:48 PM (LLBMw)
Yes. Also called a Queensland Heeler. Around 75% or so of the breed is 'blue' (black with white ticking) while the remainder are Red Heelers (red with white ticking.)
I have a pure bred Red Heeler. He's a good dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2018 09:00 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (lwiT4)
Do I even need to remind you who else supported uniforms for school kids ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:00 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:00 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 08:59 PM
I have the same experience with Homer Simpson doing the vocals on Steve Miller's "The Joker". Cannot hear the song anymore without hearing Homer sing it.
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 09:01 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 08:55 PM (yCOH/)
--She's been on the show several times before but never sounded this crazy
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 09:01 PM (4a66H)
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That's pretty badass to have a dog with a locking rear differential.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 05, 2018 09:01 PM (BkeRb)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 05, 2018 08:47 PM
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High Line Park. Used to be part of the NY Central Railroad. Built it about 10 (?) years ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 09:02 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 09:02 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:03 PM (fp4J3)
They know how to dig a hole, fill it with Punji Sticks, then cover the hole with loose sod.
On top of the sod, they place a donut.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
https://youtu.be/4PcL6-mjRNk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)
Heh. Kinda how Trump deals with the media. Give them a toy, and they'll play all day while the boss does some work.
Posted by: The inconceivable Miklos at January 05, 2018 09:03 PM (zCyNd)
I had a Golden that would dig clams and bring them to me.
Never could teach him to get me a beer though.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 09:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The inconceivable Miklos at January 05, 2018 09:03 PM (zCyNd)
Not just the media. While visiting another country, I spoke to some people who were horrified by Trump's Presidency. I asked them what actions of his they objected to. Well, they didn't have anything like that, but they had plenty to say about his Tweets. I was speechless.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 09:05 PM (Vb4BV)
CNN will be having a special on the Trump Russia thing at 10 pm.
I will be sure to let you know if Laura Ingraham at any moment looks hot tonight.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: an ol ex Jarhead at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (r5ls2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (97RNz)
That was pretty scary. He winced and went down, both legs limp. Took him straight to the vet. Thought for sure he's have to be put down.
Got him back and in about two weeks, he was back wanting you to throw the ball for him. If you faked him out, he liked hunting for it, too. Lived to be about 12.
Good ol' Skipper. What a dense dawg.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:07 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (CNHr1)
Ah, so much wisdom, in one so young.
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (97RNz)
Great pratice for when you eventually need them to drag a body.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:07 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 09:08 PM (4a66H)
Sulkies, they call those. I've seen old photos of people - kids & midgets - racing in dog-pulled sulkies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 09:08 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2018 09:09 PM (EoRCO)
Perfect
http://bit.ly/2m5rW7H
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:09 PM (97RNz)
Monday night is the SEC National Championship.
Alabama is going to be tough to beat.
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2018 09:09 PM (fjf5L)
I once caught my dog running numbers for the mafia. Boy, was that an
interesting conversation. He was really in with them, but being a
dachshund, he could never be a made dog.
What did he do for a living after that, play poker?
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 09:09 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: those were the days my friend at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (nBzBk)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (fp4J3)
Check out my shop for some great gifts for yourself or someone else.
I've been working hard at making some really cute stuff! Don't forget I
can customize anything. Also working on some stuff for men. Just
simple, because, well.. guys are simple. My husband told me that.
Anyhoo... many of you have been so good to me so go check out my latest!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:06 PM (CNHr1)
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Oh my gosh! I just clicked on your link and looked at your handiwork. Wow - Beautiful! I'm going to order a couple of things tomorrow when I have a better chance of stealing Rev's credit card. I love that soft green summer bracelet. Oh, and I'll probably have to get earrings too.
BTW - your picture is adorable! You look so nice.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (97RNz)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (ILitO)
You can't trust those fucking things.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 08:53 PM (BW3hB)
I have a human, I think, Aussie who lives down the road from me that raises some kinda boutique sheep. He has a healer that for no reason attacked my golden, who is least aggressive dog I have ever known. My golden just sat there with this hideous dog hanging off his head. Had to cave the healers ribs in with a good kick to get him off. His owner got upset. I told him next time, i'd cave his ribs in. I really hate aggressive dogs.
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (fp4J3)
I hope they named him "Dutchie."
Posted by: Splunge at January 05, 2018 09:11 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 09:11 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:13 PM (97RNz)
I once caught my dog running numbers for the mafia. Boy, was that an
interesting conversation. He was really in with them, but being a
dachshund, he could never be a made dog.
What did he do for a living after that, play poker?
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2018 09:09 PM (nisXv)
The first liar never has a chance
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:13 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: West at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (omDCe)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (fp4J3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Monk at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (ILitO)
Ya got a dog and her name is Michelle
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2018 09:15 PM (4a66H)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:15 PM (97RNz)
After the German Shepherd died a few years back, I told Himself that I was sick and tired of dogs that were smarter than me. What do we have now? Number One dog is at least half Sheltie and Number Two dog has a lot of border collie in her.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 05, 2018 09:15 PM (T3JzS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:15 PM (97RNz)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:16 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:14 PM (fp4J3)
I see some rat shot in your future.
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:16 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: PETA MFers at January 05, 2018 09:17 PM (2AsOM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:17 PM (97RNz)
Call him Gussie.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)
You can't fool Father Physics.
One of the strangest-looking dogs I ever saw was a cross between a German Shepherd and a Daschund. For days I laughed envisioning a little Doxie hanging off a GS after she figured she'd had enough.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:17 PM (tRaq7)
295 Pretty sure sled dog is a Norwegian Blue.
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 09:11 PM (+lOpA)
Beautiful plumage!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2018 09:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (4u7kU)
They're called heelers because they nip the cattle's heels. Mine did that to a jogger once in her earlier hyper years. she just couldn't resist. There was no excuse and we were horrified, but at least it was just a little nip. She was never aggressive to other dogs or non-joggers though.
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 09:19 PM (6HFDU)
Good Lord.. how does that happen??? I have a chiweenie and I can't imagine....
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:19 PM (CNHr1)
Jewells45 made a great necklace for my wife. That anniversary gift was most appreciated. She looks great wearing it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:19 PM (hyuyC)
We were flying a pipeline in Australia and parked the helicopter in a field for a bit. Old farmer drove out to see if we were ok, and his dog a Kelpie, big eyes, for sheep I think kept jumping out of the truck box and running to the chopper and jumping in, then going back every time the farmer told him to.
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:20 PM (fp4J3)
F that ...
Posted by: Brandon Lee at January 05, 2018 09:20 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 09:21 PM (yCOH/)
These dogs would be my pick for a sulkie, assuming I couldn't train bears:
Kavkaz ovcharka:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_Shepherd_Dog
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:22 PM (fA1SL)
Oh yeah?
Posted by: Matthias Corvinus at January 05, 2018 09:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:19 PM (hyuyC)
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I bet she does. Jewell's bracelets and earrings are lovely. I'm already matching outfits to earrings. LOL
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:23 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:23 PM (CNHr1)
I have no idea. It took me a good few minutes to realize just what I was looking at.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:23 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 05, 2018 09:24 PM (fp4J3)
We had to buy one of those. It works.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:24 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:25 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM (WQ3tJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 09:19 PM (6HFDU)
The Aussies use to walk down to the elementary school and gather their kids, with the heeler in tow. The town put a stop to that, pronto. Why people want to have such an aggressive dog is beyond me. Of course it could be the owners fault. Guess that why have had goldens for 50 years. And now I have a bichon that was found in a dumpster and weighed 2lbs.
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:27 PM (hyuyC)
One time watched a Chihuahua vainly launch himself towards an Alsatian. Don't even think the Alsatian even noticed since she just stood there as the Chihuahua kept bouncing off.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 09:27 PM (yCOH/)
LOL!! Isn't that always the way??
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:28 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:28 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:29 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:29 PM (wmzhU)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:10 PM (4u7kU)
That's really awful what that dog did to yours though. I just realized that I probably came off as dismissive.
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 09:29 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2018 09:29 PM (kufk0)
Hope she begins feeling better soon. I tried to call my doctor to get in for a flu shot. I couldn't get them to answer the damn phone. I may just resort to going to CVS or Walgreens.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:33 PM (CNHr1)
Going to watch My Neighbor Totoro and then start working on a Tanya Winters story idea.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 09:33 PM (yCOH/)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:26 PM
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We've had four Goldens, and I too love them. I read somewhere that they have the longest puppyhood of all dogs---I believe it!
I also like Bearnese Mountain Dogs too, but I have never owned one, nor do I know anyone who does (except Sean Hannity lol.) I hear they are very good natured and more of the couch potato type. Good looking dogs.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 09:33 PM (HiDrR)
We always get flu shots, but this seems to have be a cold and now a respiratory infection.
I'd better sign off and check on her. It's quiet. Too quiet. She might have her checkbook next to her version of the internet.
Have a wonderful weekend. And we will have another chance in the Spring.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:36 PM (hyuyC)
A "trans-woman" model who recently threw a privileged temper-tantrum as a model, has declared that the U.K. is the most racist country.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14053
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2018 09:36 PM (itfg0)
Running the heater all the time is drying out my skin and making my fingers crack. Hurts.
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2018 09:38 PM (fjf5L)
It's more like a ranchette.
Or a ranchito.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:38 PM (tRaq7)
Per my vet friend, vet insurance is a scam and just a prepaid health savings account that you lose if you don't use it - it pays up to the cash value you have paid and no more. Better to just put $25 a month away, or whatever, where you control it. Unless you are insuring a breeder beast as an asset, thats different.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 05, 2018 09:40 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2018 09:40 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2018 09:42 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 09:44 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Liv Ullmann's smegma at January 05, 2018 09:45 PM (xZc4z)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2018 09:46 PM (CNHr1)
The lab helped me train them in no time and they adored her for her last years. They are perfect for us at this stage in our lives.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 05, 2018 09:47 PM (GzDYP)
Running the heater all the time is drying out my skin and making my fingers crack. Hurts.
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2018 09:38 PM (fjf5L)
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I have interceded on behalf of North America for a slight reprieve, in order to plead with you carbon sinners.
You are destroying the Vortex that protects you from these merciless, vicious climate atrocities.
Please! Reconsider your suicidal carbon addiction. Repent! There is still a small amount of time left.
Posted by: Al Gore at January 05, 2018 09:48 PM (/qEW2)
I also like Bearnese Mountain Dogs too, but I have never owned one, nor do I know anyone who does (except Sean Hannity lol.) I hear they are very good natured and more of the couch potato type. Good looking dogs.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2018 09:33 PM (HiDrR)
We have probably 5 or 6 in our little village of 1000 people. They are handsome dogs but rather large. The ones I have encountered seemed very friendly. My grandfather gave me a golden when I was 13 in 1964. No one I knew in east TX had any idea what a golden retriever was at that time. And then suddenly everyone had one. Trend setter.
Sorry about the pathetic pun
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:50 PM (4u7kU)
The lab helped me train them in no time and they adored her for her last years. They are perfect for us at this stage in our lives.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 05, 2018 09:47 PM (GzDYP)
My golden house trained himself. If you want frustration, try house training a bichon. Took about a year
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:54 PM (4u7kU)
Three nights in a row?
How is that possible?
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 05, 2018 09:54 PM (DbadI)
Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 09:29 PM (6HFDU)
Never noticed. I got skin as thick as a sidewalk.
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:56 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:54 PM (4u7kU)
Yikes! Our most frustrating pooch was a beagle rescue. She had apparently been trained to be as dumb as a box of rocks. Then she figured her training was done. A real sweetie, tho.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 05, 2018 10:02 PM (GzDYP)
Cleaned out the litter box and put in Preen, a pre emergent herbicide to top thr litter. Not a good move, J was not happy.
Caught the mistake, dumped it all.
Yikes, I'm a true Moron.
Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2018 10:05 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:54 PM (4u7kU)
House training the late, much beloved Max, also a golden, was trivial. On bringing him home, we kept him outside until he peed.
After that, he always went outside to pee, because that was now the designated peeing area.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2018 10:10 PM (mQNJg)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 05, 2018 09:54 PM (4u7kU)
House training the late, much beloved Max, also a golden, was trivial. On bringing him home, we kept him outside until he peed.
After that, he always went outside to pee, because that was now the designated peeing area.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2018 10:10 PM (mQNJg)
Logan was pretty painless too. I used the advice in the 'How to Raise a Puppy' by those monks. We took him outside right after feeding him and took him to the same section of backyard until he peed.
He's only had a couple of accidents over the years. Not a bad record.
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Is there a refresh command (f5) for Apples? On the VT-GF's spare Mac and can't figure anything out.
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