US Suspends Close to a Billion Dollars of Aid to Pakistan

Well, it's at least nine hundred million; they haven't figured out the final tally to be suspended. So it could be close to a billion. Or even a bit more.

The United States said on Thursday it was suspending at least $900 million in security assistance to Pakistan until it takes action against the Afghan Taliban and the Haqqani network militant groups.

The U.S. State Department announced the decision, saying it reflected the Trump administration's frustration that Pakistan has not done more against the two groups that Washington says use sanctuaries in Pakistan to launch attacks in neighboring Afghanistan that have killed U.S., Afghan and other forces.

The department declined to say exactly how much aid would be suspended, saying the numbers were still being calculated and included funding from both the State and Defense departments.


Posted by: Ace at 01:12 PM




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1 Gray again!

Get me the spanner wrench...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:13 PM (mbhDw)

2 Damn, it's gray in here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:13 PM (7UW64)

3 Well this is unexpected.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 05, 2018 01:14 PM (hS07U)

4 Pakistan should never have received a dime of foreign aid after it allowed the JEF to visit with his Indonesian passport.

Just sayin'.

That JEF terrorized this country for eight long years, and Pakistan is complicit in that terror.

See how this works?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:14 PM (7UW64)

5 There's no gray area in that ultimatum.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 05, 2018 01:14 PM (prSvo)

6 Finally my membership is upgrayded!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:14 PM (tPrp3)

7 Reverse the polarity!

Posted by: The Doctor at January 05, 2018 01:15 PM (Ojki1)

8 Over/under on comments before it's fixed?

83

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 05, 2018 01:15 PM (hS07U)

9 Hmm. We resupply Afghanistan operations through Pakistan, don't we?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

10 The question is...how much are we still giving? The answer needs to be zero.

Posted by: CPT11A at January 05, 2018 01:15 PM (gY9Ct)

11
Ahh. That did it.

Hungarian Formula 16 to the rescue...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:15 PM (mbhDw)

12 BTW Ace. you misspelled it. It's Pokiestan!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:15 PM (tPrp3)

13
Now to cut off the money to the Palestinians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:16 PM (mbhDw)

14 1 billion out of how much total?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 05, 2018 01:16 PM (hS07U)

15 Guess that "You're not the boss of me!" response tweet from Pakistan didn't go over so well, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 01:16 PM (W+vEI)

16 That's a lot of shawarma

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:16 PM (qISd3)

17 How many millions will this kill?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 01:16 PM (ul9CR)

18 This is one of those gray areas. Do you suspend aid when they need it to get rid of the Taliban?

Posted by: jd at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (c2pxW)

19 There have been so many terrorist attacks inside Pakistan from these groups and they still can't get their shit together.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (4ErVI)

20 I'm on it.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (ul9CR)

21 >>Now to cut off the money to the Palestinians.


That's got to be on the list, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI)

22 I thought "action against the Harambe network" was last thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (LjgWA)

23 11. Heh......drink until you don't notice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

24 Have the Pakis threatened to open the gates of Hell yet?

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

25 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)

26 Women and children hardest hit -- it's in the Q'ur''an'

Posted by: jd at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (c2pxW)

27
Trump is just pissed that they block the Gorilla Channel in Pakistan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (493sH)

28 GORILLAZZZZZZ!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ymnmz)

29 18 This is one of those gray areas. Do you suspend aid when they need it to get rid of the Taliban?
Posted by: jd at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (c2pxW)

Well, the allegation has always been that at least parts of Pakistan's government fund the Taliban and other Sunni groups, including terrorist groups throughout the world.

So we may actually be hurting the Taliban and Al Qaeda and ISIS bigly by cutting off this money.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (F5+ro)

30 It's about freaking time... now Trump needs to suspend all funding to the Palestinian Authority.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (rAIG/)

31 Obama's gotta be fuming. His beloved Pock-i-stahn.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ul9CR)

32 Gorilla paratroops.

We need this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (fA1SL)

33 Paki GDP: $271B

So =~.3% of their GDP.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

34 A bigger, better threat: cut off H1B Visas from Pakistan.

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (EzdLW)

35 24 Have the Pakis threatened to open the gates of Hell yet?
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

Yes, then Cerebrus gets out and barks at the neighbor kids and it's a big mess.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

36 About fucking time.

We have watched the Pakistanis and their duplicitous ISI send the Taliban, terrorists, and materials across the border to kill our soldiers. The last administration limited our ROE's so much to have a relationship with Pakistan that they are really an accomplice in our KIA and wounded.

The Taliban and the Haqqani network have their leadership in Quetta. We have known this for a long time.

Don't forget this is the nation who hid UBL after September 11th.

It's about time we burned the whole hornets nest down.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

37 It's pronounced Pock-ee-stahn.

Posted by: JEF at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (Dp6qK)

38 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM

"Bob" from tech support?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (tPrp3)

39 We should shoot their dog, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (iCu30)

40
Gorilla Channel?

Someone tell PDT about The Morning Rant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (mbhDw)

41 25 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)

They turned over bin Laden when he was -- oh, no, nevermind.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (F5+ro)

42 About time.

Now, President Trump, how about cutting off aid to more countries which hate us? Say, all of them?

AND USE THOSE FUNDS TO BUILD THE WALL.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (CPb+U)

43 Is this the part where we see the outraged rent a mob burning the US flag and raising hell in the streets? Or does that come later?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (hS07U)

44 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.

+++

Established a shitload of Dunkin donuts franchises

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (qISd3)

45 If Trump tweets about this I hope he mentions the Awans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

46 Most of our 'assistance' has to do with protecting their nukes. We have a ton of people that do that- Paks admit they can't do it reliably- so we provide the security as a 'buffer' to India. Otherwise, Nukes at Noon would be a reality.

Posted by: MrWolf at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (YkEgi)

47 This is one of those gray areas. Do you suspend aid when they need it to get rid of the Taliban?


Posted by: jd at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (c2pxW)

If that is what they said they needed it for, they lied because they obviously haven't even tried to get rid of the Taliban.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (rAIG/)

48 I don't know how much more my erection can take.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

49
MFM to accuse Trump of cutting off aid because he's a racist in 3..2...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (493sH)

50 25 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)

Well, like I said above, I recall that we resupply Afghanistan operations through Pakistan. I support holding the Pakis responsible but this consideration needs to be weighed too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

51 It's about time-past time-we dropped the hammer on Islamabad for having a foot in each camp.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (W+kMI)

52 >>32 Gorilla paratroops. We need this.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (fA1SL)

Fallschirmgorillen

Or Panzergorilladieren.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

53 Oh you mean the country where Osama Bin Laden was hidden in a military safehouse? Good.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (eY/ez)

54
Established a shitload of Dunkin donuts franchises
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (qISd3)

FTW !

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (T0yXe)

55 52
>>32 Gorilla paratroops. We need this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (fA1SL)



Fallschirmgorillen



Or Panzergorilladieren.



Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

Magilla Guerillas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

56 One wonders what mental contortions were necessary to ever consider giving Pakistan 900 million dollars "normal".

Posted by: navybrat, settling in for rough times at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (w7KSn)

57 Long overdue. You can't tell me with a straight face that OBL was able to live in a big house in Abbottobad without having friends in high places

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (mynhJ)

58 A bigger, better threat: cut off H1B Visas from Pakistan.

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM


But, but, who will staff our customer support call centers?

Posted by: Every cororpation everywhere at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (p+Wdc)

59 >>we provide the security as a 'buffer' to India.


What a border.

On one side, Goats are sexier than women.

On the other, Cows are sacred.

What, exactly are we protecting over there?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (iCu30)

60 I announce a moratorium on foreign aid until the wall is built; with armed gorillas manning a guard tower every mile. And I want vines on the telephone poles so they can swing back and forth.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (ymnmz)

61 46 Most of our 'assistance' has to do with protecting their nukes. We have a ton of people that do that- Paks admit they can't do it reliably- so we provide the security as a 'buffer' to India. Otherwise, Nukes at Noon would be a reality.
Posted by: MrWolf at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (YkEgi)

We have zero idea how the Pakistanis use our money, but they are duplicitous fucks who try to play everyone against each other, and we don't need to be throwing any money at them at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (F5+ro)

62 Pakistan is a divided country. Musharraef knew it and played both sides when Bush was president. They sheltered OBL when Obama was president.

Now we have a president who doesn't fool around trying to figure out some "She loves me, she loves me not" scene like Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.

Hey, Pakistan, paying footsie with the Taliban and Al Quaeda? You're done. Kiss the money goodbye. No more "Battered Wife Foreign Policy" for the USA.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (ATVNj)

63
Long overdue. You can't tell me with a straight face that OBL was able to live in a big house in Abbottobad without having friends in high places

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (mynhJ)



He had a pal in Costellobad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (493sH)

64 "
Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM
"

One part of the premise for Gothic Serpent was as a response to the killing of Pakistani soldiers.

The other part was to help feed the people.

Neither one gave a shit when our soldiers needed help.

Fuck them both. I'm glad Somalia is still the shithole it was when we left.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

65 39 We should shoot their dog, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (iCu30)

Muzzies don't do dogs. Haram, and all that.

Of course, that billion bucks is money we don't have, so this is a win-win.

Now, who else are we propping up with bakshish? Time to reign in the spendy spendy. Are you listening, Congress?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (7UW64)

66 I was mostly just making funnies about the gray.

Posted by: jd at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (c2pxW)

67 I thin it's funny that the left thinks Trump is a retarded five year old, when you consider the last President we had.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (ymnmz)

68
Stop sending money to the f'ing Pali terrorists too!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (r+sAi)

69 Well, like I said above, I recall that we resupply Afghanistan operations through Pakistan. I support holding the Pakis responsible but this consideration needs to be weighed too.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

I don't know how much resupply goes through Pakistan, but that war is basically over anyways, so whatever. I'm sure it was considered.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (F5+ro)

70 Boom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (WbIyz)

71 They turned over bin Laden when he was -- oh, no, nevermind.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM

Hey, they were just going to call us as they had just found out themselves, swearzies! Remember the media eating Barry and Hillary's dicks on that one. (OK more than normal) Pictures of Barry and Hildo, sleeves rolled up, wee hours of the morning, concerned looks, empty coffee cups etc. etc. Barry fully on the case, same with Hilldo. They were both involved in EVERY step! I mean it's almost as if Barry fast roped down himself. Contrast that with Benghazi, no pics, no up all night drinking coffee on the phone etc. Nope, nothing. nobody knew a fucking thing on that one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (tPrp3)

72 Now send that aid to the countries that voted with us in the UN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

73 52. Chimp tankodesantniki

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (fA1SL)

74 >>>Established a shitload of Dunkin donuts franchises

That's not pakis. That's the "pull start" Indians (not to be confused with "push start" dot Indians who run the seven elevens, or the American feather Indians who run the casinos). I am a foreign policy expert!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (7LTrc)

75
Fallschirmgorillen

Or Panzergorilladieren.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)
___________________________________

Das Kriegsgorillen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)

76 "Bob" from tech support?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (tPrp3)

Damn beat me to it. and better than mine too. I hate you. just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (4CCz5)

77 >> it's funny that the left thinks Trump is a retarded five year old, when you consider the last President we had.


...and Joe Biden is their 'Adult in the Room'.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (iCu30)

78
What, exactly are we protecting over there?

+++

Kashmir. They make nice sweaters

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (qISd3)

79 I announce a moratorium on foreign aid until the
wall is built; with armed gorillas manning a guard tower every mile. And
I want vines on the telephone poles so they can swing back and forth.


Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM


I approve of this message.

Posted by: An ape named Ape at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)

80 Fuck them both. I'm glad Somalia is still the shithole it was when we left.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)



I saw a video on James Woods' twitter page. I'd say that Somalia moved to the Mall of America

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (493sH)

81 Hey, when was Sonobi finally defeated?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (2sCft)

82 >>AND USE THOSE FUNDS TO BUILD THE WALL. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (CPb+U)

Hmm. Potential. "This Portion of the U.S. Southern Border Barrier Was Paid For By Funds Recovered From The People of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan."

And we could stamp the bricks with little green PAK lettering.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

83 "Well, like I said above, I recall that we resupply
Afghanistan operations through Pakistan. I support holding the Pakis
responsible but this consideration needs to be weighed too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (RD7QR)"WE don't need that resupply and you can be sure the president knows this. There are other logistics we can leverage.What we need to do, and what is happening, is the ROE's have changed. We will start flaming everyone even close to the border.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (VpIIl)

84 Yeah, just looked it up. This was during the O years when they wrote this article, but looks like most resupply goes through the Russia / former Soviet 'Stan route now, which I kind of suspected but wasn't sure.

https://tinyurl.com/y89spbbb

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (F5+ro)

85 >>Das Kriegsgorillen. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)

ACHTUNG, GORILLA!

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

86 B...but how can we be so cruel to Bah-kee-stahn?! The hicks running DC don't understand how important it is to send aid to rich, vibrant terrorist-supporting countries.

Terrorism risk is now a badge of honor for New Yorkers and Londoners - one we are happy to wear so that we can eat more "authentic" curries!

Posted by: NYC Twit at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (Yx9SN)

87 57 Long overdue. You can't tell me with a straight face that OBL was able to live in a big house in Abbottobad without having friends in high places

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (mynhJ)

Yeah, but a cool billion to keep that fucker supplied with porn?

I think we could find a better use of our taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (7UW64)

88 Kashmir. They make nice sweaters

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (qISd3)


Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face
And stars fill my dream
I'm a traveler of both time and space
To be where I have been

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (493sH)

89 I don't know how much more my erection can take.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)


Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

What ? I felt threatened.

Posted by: Militarized Thug Cop at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (upzye)

90 Kashmir. They make nice sweaters
________________________________

I think Led Zeppelin wrote a song in tribute to those sweaters.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:27 PM (ATVNj)

91 It will no longer be the policy of America to pay Jizya. Muslims will just have to deal.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 05, 2018 01:27 PM (toi7g)

92
Need to get the muzzies out of Constantinople while we are at it. At least Turkey out of NATO.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2018 01:27 PM (r+sAi)

93 How are you going to pay for that wall Drumph

Posted by: Dem Congress at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (U5Xeq)

94 Does this mean there's going to be a shortage of Hai Karachi ? I'll stock up if I have to.

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (T0yXe)

95 84 Yeah, just looked it up. This was during the O years when they wrote this article, but looks like most resupply goes through the Russia / former Soviet 'Stan route now, which I kind of suspected but wasn't sure.

https://tinyurl.com/y89spbbb
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (F5+ro)

That's good to know. As is the change in the ROE, which I didn't know about.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

96 Abbottobad, na na, na nana. Abbottobad, na na na na....

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

97 I don't know anything about no led zeppelin

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (qISd3)

98 Crowds in Pakistan are rioting and burning American flags over this news, which kind of proves that it was the right decision

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (mynhJ)

99 What, exactly are we protecting over there?
Posted by: garrett


I like the movies with all the group dancing and head wobbles.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (7LTrc)

100 It will no longer be the policy of America to pay Jizya.

Try washing that shit out sometime. Talk about a real bitch.

Posted by: Sisterhood of Glory Hole Workers Local 391 at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (upzye)

101 This is why third world countries having nukes should be avoided at all costs. Part of our aid and cooperation with Pakistan is so we can keep an eye on the nukes.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (pCPGh)

102 I BILL YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Ahmed The Dead Pakistani at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

103 Das Kriegsgorillen. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)

ACHTUNG, GORILLA!
Posted by: Zod



I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!
Posted by: Sgt Gorilla

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (0R8lo)

104 It will no longer be the policy of America to pay Jizya. Muslims will just have to deal.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 05, 2018 01:27 PM (toi7g)



Barry O: What's this about jizyaing on Muslim guys?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (493sH)

105 Did ACE get booted off twitter? I can only bring up the Ace parody account in search.

Posted by: Inogame at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (ySZHT)

106 About fucking time.

We have watched the Pakistanis and their duplicitous ISI send the Taliban, terrorists, and materials across the border to kill our soldiers. The last administration limited our ROE's so much to have a relationship with Pakistan that they are really an accomplice in our KIA and wounded.

The Taliban and the Haqqani network have their leadership in Quetta. We have known this for a long time.

Don't forget this is the nation who hid UBL after September 11th.

It's about time we burned the whole hornets nest down.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (

------------

Our Afghanistan Logistics run through Pakistan. It seems like every six months Pakistani Terrorists attack a convoy and burn and loot the trucks.

India still owes Pakistan for the Mumbai Terrorist Attacks. The scumbag that planned the attacks had a public rally with the Palestinian Ambassador last week over Jerusalem.

The biggest problem is Pakistan has about 200 nuclear weapons.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (4dz1m)

107 94. Heh....buddy o' mine who flew through there on his way elsewhere described Karachi as 'the fetid armpit of that unwashed leper of a country.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

108 Donald Trump Fun Fact: While engaged in the throes of passion with his wife, Melania, Donald Trump has been known to shout, "Fay Wray, I'm coming!"

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (bJ0w+)

109 Crowds in Pakistan are rioting and burning American flags over this news

+++

No it's just Friday

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (qISd3)

110 How are the Pakis responding? Cold blooded response.
What does that mean? Oh -U.S. are traitors! per Pakistani minister.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (LilNs)

111 The biggest problem is Pakistan has about 200 nuclear weapons.
Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (4dz1m)


Good thing we didn't build a defense against shit like that. Because THAT would be provocative.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (upzye)

112 Nope, I'm a dumbass... he changed pics and names. apologies.

Posted by: Inogame at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (ySZHT)

113 24 Have the Pakis threatened to open the gates of Hell yet?
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

You mean Islamabad?

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (7HtZB)

114 Damn beat me to it. and better than mine too. I hate you. just sayin'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (tPrp3)

115 101 This is why third world countries having nukes should be avoided at all costs. Part of our aid and cooperation with Pakistan is so we can keep an eye on the nukes.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (pCPGh)

That's one way of looking at it. The other way is that they blackmailed us for years to extract untold billions of dollars from us.

"Jeez, you know, these nukes... I don't know, America. Who can say what will happen to them? We can't really afford to protect them too well, and whatwith terrorist groups running around and all of that... Jeez, we'd feel terrible if one of them fell in to the wrong hands. Turn them over to you? No, no, definitely not. But maybe, for a small consideration, we can ensure that the nukes don't fall in to the wrong hands, no?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (F5+ro)

116 Why no impala, barracuda, or cormorant channels?

THIS PRESIDENT DOESN'T VALUE DIVERSITY!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (Boy/L)

117 98
Crowds in Pakistan are rioting and burning American flags over this news, which kind of proves that it was the right decision

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 05, 2018 01:28 PM (mynhJ)


There is only one setting to crowds in Pockeeston and the volume is always on 11.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (ymnmz)

118 89 I don't know how much more my erection can take.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

What ? I felt threatened.
Posted by: Militarized Thug Cop at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (upzye)

Not that I'm complaining, but how the hell did you miss? I'm sporting a Doric column here, for crying out loud!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

119 #13 I have no idea why we send money to the Palestinians in the first place.

Posted by: Mike at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (swJ7s)

120 >>Heh....buddy o' mine who flew through there on his way elsewhere described Karachi as 'the fetid armpit of that unwashed leper of a country.'


THere are two Americas ... and a Third World.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (iCu30)

121 35 24 Have the Pakis threatened to open the gates of Hell yet?
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

Yes, then Cerebrus gets out and barks at the neighbor kids and it's a big mess.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

Wasn't Cerebrus Professor X's mind-machine?

Posted by: Imam ibin-sorta-makinshitup at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (1Rgee)

122 Oh, the humanity...

On Headline News now - Baltimore school has kids huddled in classrooms trying to keep warm because the heating system isn't working right.

Baltimore spends a little over $30,000 per pupil per year (enough to put them in the most exclusive private schools) and manages to teach 20% of those who remain in school to read at grade level.

Maybe we should send them more money?

Posted by: Jwest at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (/roJx)

123 Where does Islamic Rage Boy stand on this issue?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (7UW64)

124 87 57 Long overdue. You can't tell me with a straight face that OBL was able to live in a big house in Abbottobad without having friends in high places

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 05, 2018 01:22 PM (mynhJ)

Yeah, but a cool billion to keep that fucker supplied with porn?

I think we could find a better use of our taxpayer dollars.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:26 PM (7UW64)

I'll do it for half that price.

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

125 >> I have no idea why we send money to the Palestinians in the first place.


Because, everyone and everything is a Tool to the Consequentialists.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (iCu30)

126 Crowds in Pakistan are rioting and burning American flags

So, day ending in a "y"?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (ul9CR)

127 98 Crowds in Pakistan are rioting and burning American flags over this news

No they want Gorilla Network too

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (T0yXe)

128 Need to get the muzzies out of Constantinople while we are at it.


That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (WbIyz)

129 On Headline News now - Baltimore school has kids huddled in classrooms trying to keep warm because the heating system isn't working right.

Baltimore spends a little over $30,000 per pupil per year (enough to put them in the most exclusive private schools) and manages to teach 20% of those who remain in school to read at grade level.

Speaking of fetid armpits and unwashed lepers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

130 I saw a video on James Woods' twitter page. I'd say that Somalia moved to the Mall of America
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (493sH)

There, and the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (4dz1m)

131 If the average American taxpayer had any clue how much of his or her taxes get sent to foreign governments, there would be a mass revolution in this country as people swarmed Washington DC with torches and muskets.

Oh wait, that already happened on November 8, 2016, when we elected Trump.

Carry on!

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (42M22)

132 Uber hardest hit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

133 Y'know what I like about Trump? He doesn't pronounce Pakistan like "Pockeyston."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (GEpFD)

134 110 How are the Pakis responding? Cold blooded response.
What does that mean? Oh -U.S. are traitors! per Pakistani minister.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (LilNs)

Eh, they can fuck off. They've been way closer to the China / Russia bloc then us forever, they've been using our money to buy Chinese weapons and to fund Sunni terrorist groups around the middle east. They can go fuck themselves.

And even if none of that were true, they can still go fuck themselves, why are we giving them money out of our pockets? That's my hard earned money, not theirs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (F5+ro)

135 75


Fallschirmgorillen



Or Panzergorilladieren.



Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

___________________________________



Das Kriegsgorillen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)


Armed with bananenmgewehrs and chimpanzerschrecks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (Dp6qK)

136 Baltimore spends a little over $30,000 per pupil per year (enough to put them in the most exclusive private schools) and manages to teach 20% of those who remain in school to read at grade level.

Maybe we should send them more money?


Posted by: Jwest at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (/roJx)

Nobody is forced to live in a shithole.

You don't like the way your government treats you, remember you have freedom of movement in this country.

Go where the schools are worth a shit and you don't have to have half your family shot to death in the streets.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

137 121 35 24 Have the Pakis threatened to open the gates of Hell yet?
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

Yes, then Cerebrus gets out and barks at the neighbor kids and it's a big mess.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

Wasn't Cerebrus Professor X's mind-machine?
Posted by: Imam ibin-sorta-makinshitup at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (1Rgee)

Cerebrus, Kerberos, it's all Greek to me.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

138 101 This is why third world countries having nukes should be avoided at all costs. Part of our aid and cooperation with Pakistan is so we can keep an eye on the nukes.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (pCPGh)

Do we have a bigger button?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (4CCz5)

139 My happiness at not paying these america hating enablers 900 million is tempered by the knowledge that we've already handed them billions that went right to Al Qaeda. i think of all the things i like about POTUS the best one is that hes not a clueless moron like everyone else is in DC. can this all have been that simple ? just elect a non mongoloid cretin and the winning commences ?

Posted by: Slick Wilbur at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (8F7Ub)

140 Could we consider leaving the acrimonious thread on
cops in the thread two below please?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (8+Ozj)

141 Sheisse. Bananengewehrs and chimpanzerschrecks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (Dp6qK)

142 122
Oh, the humanity...



On Headline News now - Baltimore school has kids huddled in
classrooms trying to keep warm because the heating system isn't working
right.



Baltimore spends a little over $30,000 per pupil per year (enough to
put them in the most exclusive private schools) and manages to teach
20% of those who remain in school to read at grade level.



Maybe we should send them more money?



Posted by: Jwest at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (/roJx)


I think that would be a good use of the treasury funds of the Resistance. Allocation Approved!

Zip it, Po!

Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

143 Wasn't Cerebrus Professor X's mind-machine?

***

Duh, it was Dave Sim's self-published comic.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (GEpFD)

144 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (F5+ro)Mm

Well you have to decide what scenario is more likely and what is the long term interest of the United States. Do you think Pakistan is more stable or less stable with our aid or that our aid is not a factor? How much aid is necessary? Are we overpaying for that fragile stability? So forth and so on.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (pCPGh)

145 Not that I'm complaining, but how the hell did you miss? I'm sporting a Doric column here, for crying out loud!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM


Hmm. A new front in the ongoing debate. Doric v. Corinthian v. Ionic. 'Ettes, over to you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

146 Hail Ursus We salute you we who are about to eat a banana. Receive the offering of the banana peel.

Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (LilNs)

147 135. And Monkeefausten.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (fA1SL)

148 Sasha Grey has a new uTube post thingy called Greyscale.

Posted by: Bildo at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (02/Ny)

149 Have the Pakis threatened to open the gates of Hell yet?
Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

Yes, then Cerebrus gets out and barks at the neighbor kids and it's a big mess.
Posted by: joncelli



Only until a cop shows up and shoots him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (0R8lo)

150 Armed with bananenmgewehrs and chimpanzerschrecks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (Dp6qK)

Mandrillfausts

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

151 That is a good start. Moar please. Not because I don't care about the poor. The Paki government needs a trip to the wippin post. All aide should be predicated on good will to the USA and good behavior. International aid needs to be very conditional.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (0OmEj)

152 Donald Trump is a very, very Bad Man!

Posted by: Babu Baat at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (iCu30)

153
135. And Monkeefausten.


Here we come....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

154 That's one way of looking at it. The other way is that they blackmailed us for years to extract untold billions of dollars from us.

$33B total was the report the other day. I guess since 9/11.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (WbIyz)

155 All aide should be predicated on good will to the USA and good behavior. International aid needs to be very conditional.

***

This x googolplex.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (GEpFD)

156 After 60 plus years of financing our own demise Americans will take their rightful place in the world pecking order again...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (U5Xeq)

157
The Gorilla Network signs off every night with "Bambi Meets Godzilla"

Posted by: Crushes it at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (/zwDg)

158 140 Could we consider leaving the acrimonious thread on
cops in the thread two below please?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (8+Ozj)

I second.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (4CCz5)

159 Pakistan jailed and tortured that doctor who helped us find bin Laden. He still in prison.

The Obamites did nothing about this. Rand Paul is pushing this angle on the Paki defunding, that they need to at least free this guy, in addition to straightening up the rest of their act. I think Trump has been on this as well.

Posted by: stace at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (6HFDU)

160 Sasha Grey has a new uTube post thingy called Greyscale.


Posted by: Bildo at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (02/Ny)

Is that related to anal bleaching? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (AkTSb)

161 We have a branch office there. Better get our guys out.

Posted by: Ace Tomato Company at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (QLvwG)

162 Well you have to decide what scenario is more likely and what is the long term interest of the United States. Do you think Pakistan is more stable or less stable with our aid or that our aid is not a factor? How much aid is necessary? Are we overpaying for that fragile stability? So forth and so on.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (pCPGh)

I think our aid has no impact on Pakistans internal stability, but probably leads to more instability in general in the region, since it frees up more money for Pakistan to use to fund the Taliban, Al Qaeda, ISIS, and the various other Sunni groups running around in the greater middle east / north africa.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (F5+ro)

163 Hmm. A new front in the ongoing debate. Doric v. Corinthian v. Ionic. 'Ettes, over to you.


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

Well, as Greek orders go, I'd say I prefer "to go."

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (7UW64)

164 On Headline News now - Baltimore school has kids huddled in classrooms trying to keep warm because the heating system isn't working right.

Baltimore spends a little over $30,000 per pupil per year (enough to put them in the most exclusive private schools) and manages to teach 20% of those who remain in school to read at grade level.

Perhaps that would be money better spent instead of allowing racist incompetents to burn through money on BS trials.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (326rv)

165 >>Could we consider leaving the acrimonious thread on cops in the thread two below please?



TobytheBeagle likes This.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (iCu30)

166 It's pronounced monken-STEEN.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (WbIyz)

167 >>Yes, then Cerebrus gets out and barks at the neighbor kids and it's a big mess. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

He was aiming at Charon, but accidentally shot Cerberus. Investigation pending; officer on administrative leave.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

168 described Karachi as 'the fetid armpit of that unwashed leper of a country.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

Yeesh... Seems about right

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (T0yXe)

169 But Pakistan still has plenty of money to fund terrorism without us, obviously.

But why should we be giving any money to people who fund our enemies?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (F5+ro)

170 Wasn't Cerebrus Professor X's mind-machine?

Posted by: Imam ibin-sorta-makinshitup at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (1Rgee)


========

I think it was a hermaphroditic gay aardvark warrior cartoon done by a misogynistic Canadian schizophrenic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (/qEW2)

171 130
I saw a video on James Woods' twitter page. I'd say that Somalia moved to the Mall of America

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:25 PM (493sH)



There, and the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (4dz1m)


Spontaenous sacking of American-Somali embassy in 3, 2, . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (Dp6qK)

172 I think it was a hermaphroditic gay aardvark warrior cartoon done by a misogynistic Canadian schizophrenic.

***

Dave Sim is not a misogynist.

I take no issue with the other stuff.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:38 PM (GEpFD)

173 Has anyone in the MFM cried that now Pakistani babies and children will now be dying the streets because of our Satanic Trump? Wait for it.

Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2018 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

174 25
Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)



They gave us pokemon.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 01:38 PM (Dp6qK)

175 Ya know i'm sensing a lot of Gorilla generalizations here. Lets not get all species-ist. Lets take each gorilla as an individual.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:38 PM (4CCz5)

176
This aid was always just paying ransom, I am glad it is a lot less now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

177 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us.

***

They pull a mean Slurpee.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (GEpFD)

178 168 described Karachi as 'the fetid armpit of that unwashed leper of a country.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

Yeesh... Seems about right


Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (T0yXe)


So, sorta like JerseyShore?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (7UW64)

179 Pakistan has never been our friend, and probably never will be (They are like Saudi Arabia, sometimes it pays to pretend that they are our friends...). We should cultivate our relationship with India instead, as they are better in every way from Pakistan, and we have some shared values.

It's an open secret that the ISI is riddled with Islamists.

Posted by: West at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (1Rgee)

180 Baltimore spends a little over $30,000 per pupil per year (enough to put them in the most exclusive private schools) and manages to teach 20% of those who remain in school to read at grade level.

Maybe we should send them more money?


Posted by: Jwest at January 05, 2018 01:32 PM (/roJx)

Nobody is forced to live in a shithole.

You don't like the way your government treats you, remember you have freedom of movement in this country.

Go where the schools are worth a shit and you don't have to have half your family shot to death in the streets.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

---------------

The only problem is that they seem to bring their "vibrant urban culture" with them wherever they go.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (4dz1m)

181 102 I BILL YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by: Ahmed The Dead Pakistani at January 05, 2018 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

I SUUUUUUE YOOO!!

- - Jews

Now I denounce myself for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (mbhDw)

182 I don't think I have ever seen a Pakistani restaurant.


Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (iCu30)

183 My Grandfather was a 17yr old on some kind of Navy medical ship in the Pacific theater late in the war in WWII, he said that the ship was told to go to Karachi for some reason or other, so they began steaming that way.

He said that they were still three days out from Karachi when they began to smell human sewage which never abated until they were well away from that place.

Is there anything more vibrant and diverse and rich and authentic than poisoning the waters hundreds of miles away from your largest city with human sewage?! Effing Drumpf.

Posted by: NYC Moron at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (Yx9SN)

184 How could Trump possibly be making these important decisions?

I read he is too busy watching the gorilla channel 17 hours a day.

Posted by: mpfs at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (79p/O)

185 Just wait until they face the 101st Fightin' Macaques.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

186 173 Has anyone in the MFM cried that now Pakistani babies and children will now be dying the streets because of our Satanic Trump? Wait for it.

Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2018 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

It's not like we bombed any baby formula factories or anything.

Where does Bagdad Bob stand on this issue?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (7UW64)

187 Perhaps that would be money better spent instead of allowing racist incompetents to burn through money on BS trials.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (326rv)



How about bulldozing all the schools and just giving the $30K per year per kid to the parents?

Contingent on them making sure the kid can pass a test each year.

Posted by: Jwest at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (/roJx)

188 How many politicians are on the receiving end of these billions in global financial assistance? Time to track travel records going back to LBJ ... These fucks have been selling out the US abroad for years, many years.

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (U5Xeq)

189 I don't think I have ever seen a Pakistani restaurant.

***

Wouldn't that be the same as an Indian restaurant only with beef and no pork?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (GEpFD)

190 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (F5+ro)

Well I guess we are going to see arent we.

I am for cutting off the aid but I am also prepared for the consequences. Best case scenario is that it will only be temporary. Like curing cancer by chemo.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (pCPGh)

191 TobytheBeagle likes This.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:36 PM (iCu30)


BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Canines get Lead Nines.

Posted by: Militarized Thug Cop at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (upzye)

192 >>I read he is too busy watching the gorilla channel 17 hours a day.



Well, there's a Bverly Hills Gorilla Cop Marathon on...

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (iCu30)

193 >>174 25 Other than taxiing our Blackhawk Down soldiers out of Mogadishu, name one thing the Pakis have done for us. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)

Segregated the monotheistic Pakis from the more pacific, polytheistic, reasonable Indians. Sorting is a pain.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

194 183 Posted by: NYC Moron at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (Yx9SN)


I assume you have ridden in cabs with Paki cabbies...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (mbhDw)

195 The only problem is that they seem to bring their "vibrant urban culture" with them wherever they go.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (4dz1m)


Diverse neighborhood = High crime area.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (4CCz5)

196 151 That is a good start. Moar please. Not because I don't care about the poor. The Paki government needs a trip to the wippin post. All aide should be predicated on good will to the USA and good behavior. International aid needs to be very conditional.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (0OmEj)

Why would any of us think that any aid went to "the poor?"

Here's the thing: we always get various reasons about why we need to spend billions on foreign aid, but it usually boils down to:
1) to help "the people"
2) to buy off the leaders of the country so that they're out allies
or
3) as protection racket money (like in this case -- "to protect the nukes so they dont fall in to the wrong hands")

Or a combination of the 3.

We have no evidence that any of that works. At all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (F5+ro)

197 Fairfax County VA schools are closed again today, because it's so cold that the busses won't start.

That's what they told me.

In other news, trash pickup went just fine.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (PFy0L)

198 178 168 described Karachi as 'the fetid armpit of that unwashed leper of a country.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

Yeesh... Seems about right


Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:37 PM (T0yXe)


So, sorta like JerseyShore?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (7UW64)

With less leopard print and fewer STDs.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

199 The Obamites did nothing about this. Rand Paul is pushing this angle on the Paki defunding, that they need to at least free this guy, in addition to straightening up the rest of their act. I think Trump has been on this as well.

Posted by: stace

IIRC, it was Obama or Biden that dropped the dime on the Doctor while bragging about getting OBL.

Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

200
No HIB for say 100 years from anywhere.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (czkHE)

201 We need Gorilla Pundit to respond to the fake book quote, that was funny shit

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (M+Lyo)

202 I've seen Ethiopian places...Afghani places...


but, no Paki places.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (iCu30)

203 The only problem is that they seem to bring their "vibrant urban culture" with them wherever they go.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (4dz1m)

Well, if you like your ghetto culture, I guess you can keep your ghetto culture.

And I will keep my NRA membership.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (7UW64)

204 IIRC, it was Obama or Biden that dropped the dime on the Doctor while bragging about getting OBL.

***

Two men, one mind.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (GEpFD)

205
OT:

Just thought of a name for the Border Wall - The Walled Off Astoria...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (mbhDw)

206 So, sorta like JerseyShore?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (7UW64)

Maybe so lol

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (T0yXe)

207 Paki-sack.

Posted by: Zodful Deadhead at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

208 How about bulldozing all the schools and just giving the $30K per year per kid to the parents?

Contingent on them making sure the kid can pass a test each year.

Posted by: Jwest at January 05, 2018 01:40 PM (/roJx)

Go right to the source and bulldoze the kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

209 150
Armed with bananenmgewehrs and chimpanzerschrecks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 01:33 PM (Dp6qK)



Mandrillfausts

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:35 PM (NWiLs)



Newsletter?

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (Dp6qK)

210 Go right to the source and bulldoze the kids.

***

RAYCISS!111!!!1!!!1!11!1!!!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at January 05, 2018 01:43 PM (GEpFD)

211 Just thought of a name for the Border Wall - The Walled Off Astoria...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (mbhDw)

I like it!

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 05, 2018 01:43 PM (czkHE)

212 197 Fairfax County VA schools are closed again today, because it's so cold that the busses won't start.

That's what they told me.

In other news, trash pickup went just fine.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (PFy0L)

Hard to get those buses to start when no bus drivers show up for work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM (7UW64)

213 195
The only problem is that they seem to bring their "vibrant urban culture" with them wherever they go.



Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (4dz1m)





Diverse neighborhood = High crime area.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (4CCz5)



We have both breaking AND entering.


Posted by: Detroit at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM (Dp6qK)

214 Something pissed Trump off that we are not hearing about...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

215 I always chuckle when I see "SLOW CHILDREN" signs near schools. My first thought is always "yeah, most of them aren't too bright."

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

216 Hard to get those buses to start when no bus drivers show up for work.

***

Well, if they maybe tried hiring an occasional Caucasian...

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (GEpFD)

217
211 Just thought of a name for the Border Wall - The Walled Off Astoria...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM (mbhDw)

I like it!

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 05, 2018 01:43 PM (czkHE)

TrumpWall.

Or perhaps, the Great Wall of Trump. tm

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (7UW64)

218 Oh yeah, almost forgot to denounce myself.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (GEpFD)

219 How do you say #NotTiredOfWinning in Urdu?

Posted by: ShainS at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (9Mqc6)

220 Fairfax County VA schools are closed again today, because it's so cold that the busses won't start.

That's what they told me.

In other news, trash pickup went just fine.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (PFy0L)


Where I grew up ... the School Bus WAS the White Trash PickUp.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (upzye)

221 "Hello, Pakistan? Yeah, it's us. Anyway, we gave your aid to Iran, in cash. You can have it back from them."

Posted by: Kazh Pal Ett at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (CVzcW)

222 205. Crossing the streams somewhat - done properly, the Wall should inspire in the nomadic Aztecs a sort of terror on par with that experienced by the apes in the documentary 'Beneath the planet of the apes,' when they approached the border.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (fA1SL)

223 So, sorta like JerseyShore?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (7UW64)

JerseyShore is the name of TV series. It is also the name of a town somewhere in the Western part of the state, I believe. There are nice places that happen to be on the Jersey shore; There are not so nice places. I expect all of them are preferable to Karachi.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (8+Ozj)

224 Did this funding policy predate Obama? I can understand Obama voluntarily giving them this money without them having to ask for it and with no strings attached.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (/qEW2)

225 OT:

Just thought of a name for the Border Wall - The Walled Off Astoria...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:42 PM

Well Astoria was named after John Astor who was from Germany. You know who else was from Germany right?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (pCPGh)

226 Where I grew up ... the School Bus WAS the White Trash PickUp.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (upzye)

That's why they let ME on board.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (7UW64)

227 >>>I announce a moratorium on foreign aid until the wall is built; with armed gorillas manning a guard tower every mile. And I want vines on the telephone poles so they can swing back and forth.

lol

Posted by: concrete girl at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (nBzBk)

228 Well, if they maybe tried hiring an occasional Caucasian...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (GEpFD)
Ya think!

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (czkHE)

229
I don't think I have ever seen a Pakistani restaurant.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (iCu30)


We have them here.Never eaten at one but I assume they're pretty much like Indian restaurants.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (lKyWE)

230 You know who else was from Germany right?

***

Siegfried and Roy?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (GEpFD)

231 "Hey! Keep the noise down over there !"

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden's Former Neighbor in Pock-ee-stahn at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (Fb9aZ)

232 JerseyShore is the name of TV series. It is also the name of a town somewhere in the Western part of the state, I believe. There are nice places that happen to be on the Jersey shore; There are not so nice places. I expect all of them are preferable to Karachi.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (8+Ozj)

Not if Snooki and The Situation are still about. Perhaps we could send them to Karachi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

233 US suspends close to a billion dollars in aid to Pakistan.

Islamic Rage Boy hardest hit-

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (U5Xeq)

234 He said that they were still three days out from Karachi when they began to smell human sewage which never abated until they were well away from that place.

Is there anything more vibrant and diverse and rich and authentic than poisoning the waters hundreds of miles away from your largest city with human sewage?! Effing Drumpf.

Posted by: NYC Moron at January 05, 2018 01:39 PM (Yx9SN)



Silicon Valley Hispter: How much does a gallon of that cost?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (493sH)

235 the busses won't start.

That's what they told me.

In other news, trash pickup went just fine.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (PFy0L)

You crash with Trash... its a mess...

you crash a bus with a load of children... and some are hurt???


Sorry.... I have no problem with them erring on the side of caution.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

236 179 Pakistan has never been our friend, and probably never will be (They are like Saudi Arabia, sometimes it pays to pretend that they are our friends...). We should cultivate our relationship with India instead, as they are better in every way from Pakistan, and we have some shared values.

It's an open secret that the ISI is riddled with Islamists.
Posted by: Wes


Our whole relationship with Pakistan stems from the 1970s when India was flirting with Marxism and the US was still following "The Truman Doctrine" of always supporting the anti-communist government/force/disputant in every conflict or region, no matter how distasteful.

So, thinking that the Soviets were about to get control of India, we partnered up with India's rival Pakistan, which gladly took our money to beef up their military against India.

But India never did go full Commie: Although a few Indian states did elect full-on Marxist governments (notably Kerala), the national government stayed nominally "free market" and eventually they dropped their whole Soviet flirtation completely.

Despite this, the US foolishly KEPT its alliance with Pakistan, event though it no longer served its original purpose, and we should have switched out alliance to India instead. But then he '90s arrived with the mujahideen, and so we kept funding Pakistan to tamp them down now instead.

Throughout this whole time, Pakistan did jack-doodle for us really, and by now half the nation of Pakistan is PRO-Islamist, so at this stage we're basically funding our enemies.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (42M22)

237 Not if Snooki and The Situation are still about. Perhaps we could send them to Karachi.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

Snooki want smush smush!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

238 215 I always chuckle when I see "SLOW CHILDREN" signs near schools. My first thought is always "yeah, most of them aren't too bright."

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (NWiLs)


LOL! Where i taught they ALL should have been short buses.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 01:48 PM (4CCz5)

239 Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

Never saw Jersey Shore the series, but I believe Snooki was actually from Brooklyn or somewhere in NY.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:48 PM (8+Ozj)

240 JerseyShore is the name of TV series. It is also the name of a town somewhere in the Western part of the state, I believe. There are nice places that happen to be on the Jersey shore; There are not so nice places. I expect all of them are preferable to Karachi.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (8+Ozj)

Not that I've actually seen the show, but I was referring to Pookey or Stinkey or whatever her name was that reflected the class and distinction of your average streetwalker.

Not to demean New Jersey. Not the same thing.

Heaven knows we have our snowbillies up here, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:48 PM (7UW64)

241 Something pissed Trump off that we are not hearing about...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM

Sloppy Steve?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (tPrp3)

242 Snooki want smush smush!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

OMG that episode was hilarious!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

243 I guess President Donald Trump learned something in his years at that military high school?

Things like you don't let your enemy have a safe sanctuary in a nearby country.

Too bad our other politicians never learned that from Korea, South Vietnam, Iraq, or our previous 16 years in Afghanistan.

Posted by: rd at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (4dz1m)

244 Its a start...

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (qZdIZ)

245 >>Never saw Jersey Shore the series, but I believe Snooki was actually from Brooklyn or somewhere in NY.


Once you drink the water in NJ, you are no longer the responsibility of your native State.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (iCu30)

246 Does Christian Bale have a thing for Westerns?

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (cAnNx)

247


This guy is, per the Wolfe book, viewed by 100 percentof the people who 'know' him as a dumbass...a child.


And , I might add in the interest of being fair, that the Trump baby relentlessly punches other babies in the dick.....

So, it took a dick-punching dumb ass child to Move our Embassy to Jerusalem , stop giving money to the POckistan murderers, and give hard working Americans a tax break......yea, child's stuff.


Posted by: Redgrains at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (WPxnj)

248 202 I've seen Ethiopian places...Afghani places...


but, no Paki places.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (iCu30)

I've never seen any Filipino restaurants.

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

249 241 Something pissed Trump off that we are not hearing about...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM

Sloppy Steve?
Posted by: Minnfidel

Breaking news pre-empted the Gorilla Channel

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (FZYNt)

250 Watching Snooki get punched by the guy in the bar made me feel bad for her but the silver lining is she somewhat straightened up her act a bit. Is that a Pakistan analogy ?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (pCPGh)

251 248 202 I've seen Ethiopian places...Afghani places...


but, no Paki places.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (iCu30)

I've never seen any Filipino restaurants.
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

Because no Westerner is going to eat balut.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

252 241 Something pissed Trump off that we are not hearing about...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM

Sloppy Steve?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (tPrp3)

No... about Pohkistan....

My guess... he was just handed the REAL intelligence about them knowing Bin L was there the whole time.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (NgKpN)

253 slightly OT... i predict that the whole "Gorilla Channel" thing will become the Left's newest "I can see Russia from my house"...

i know people who, to this day, swear up and down that Sarah actually said that, not the stupid bint on SNL.

they WANT to believe, so they do.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (k4JYR)

254 236. TL; DR - commies get chopper rides to reduce need to REMOVE KEBAB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (fA1SL)

255 227 >>>I announce a moratorium on foreign aid until the wall is built; with armed gorillas manning a guard tower every mile. Posted by: concrete girl at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (nBzBk)

General Urko and some net-wielding gorilla cavalry....

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)

256
Ha ha ha ha - Al Gore says this brutal cold snap is because of global warming.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (r+sAi)

257
Make Ace Gray Again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (mbhDw)

258 239 Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

Never saw Jersey Shore the series, but I believe Snooki was actually from Brooklyn or somewhere in NY.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:48 PM (8+Ozj)



Weren't a bunch of people from Jersey whining when that show was popular that almost all of them were New Yorkers, not from Jersey.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (cAnNx)

259 Sen. Grassley and Sen Graham are now asking the DOJ to open a criminal investigation of Christopher Steele for lying to federal authorities.

Pace seems to be really picking up.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

260 I've never seen any Filipino restaurants.
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

But tattoo parlors FTW

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (czkHE)

261 I enjoyed Gumbie & Paki!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (bc2Lc)

262 Hard to get those buses to start when no bus drivers show up for work.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM (7UW64)

+++

Spit coffee. Again.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (tcwn1)

263 Al Gore says this brutal cold snap is because of global warming.

***

Because of course he does. Oh, global warming. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (GEpFD)

264 257


Make Ace Gray Again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (mbhDw)


Don't know if you saw it but kudos on the 11-dimensional possum. I got a chuckle.

Posted by: Detroit at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

265 You know who else was from Germany right?



***



Siegfried and Roy?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (GEpFD)
*Scorpions!!
RAMSTEIN!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (xqfqx)

266
Because of course he does. Oh, global warming. Is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

this dick isn't going to suck itself

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (FZYNt)

267 Trump thought Planet of the Apes was a documentary!!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (pCPGh)

268 Ha ha ha ha - Al Gore says this brutal cold snap is because of global warming.

And to back up his claims he quotes...wait for it...Michael "Hide the Decline" Mann.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (B+qrE)

269 Posted by: Detroit at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

I do what I can with what G-d gave me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (mbhDw)

270 215 I always chuckle when I see "SLOW CHILDREN" signs near schools. My first thought is always "yeah, most of them aren't too bright."
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

I always thought that it meant that they couldn't dodge worth shit.

Posted by: West at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (1Rgee)

271 So, it took a dick-punching dumb ass child to Move our Embassy to Jerusalem , stop giving money to the POckistan murderers, and give hard working Americans a tax break......yea, child's stuff.


Posted by: Redgrains at January 05, 2018 01:49 PM (WPxnj)

but its so Gosh... its not nuanced at all...

Its almost like, he thinks these things are simple!

Posted by: Thurston Howell, the 4th at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

272 Scorpions!!
RAMSTEIN!!

***

Also either Milli or Vanilli. Whichever one is dead now.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (GEpFD)

273 Is this funding more or less given directly to them? Or was it masked as part of the budget of some Federal agency? I'd think that would be the easiest way for Democrat Islamist sympathizers to get the money there - sneak it in as part of a budget request of some department.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (/qEW2)

274 232 JerseyShore is the name of TV series. It is also the name of a town somewhere in the Western part of the state, I believe. There are nice places that happen to be on the Jersey shore; There are not so nice places. I expect all of them are preferable to Karachi.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (8+Ozj)

Not if Snooki and The Situation are still about. Perhaps we could send them to Karachi.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)


Absolutely... Island Beach State Park... and besides the whole of Jersey Shore.. The New Yorkers have discovered and have brought their arrogant asses here but we keep them in Long Beach Island.. Snooki and the Situation were kicked out of Long Beach Island for being arrogant asses...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (U5Xeq)

275 >>Make Ace Gray Again...


I don't know, that Just For Ewok Gel looks pretty natural.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (iCu30)

276 Germans love me !

Posted by: David Hasselhoff at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (gs8be)

277 Yeah, I forgot about UBL. Fuck those guys in particular. They can eat a bag of chimps, for all I care.

Posted by: Max Power at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (Hucnr)

278
Lots of Paki beaneries in the UK, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (mbhDw)

279 Reema Kahn is kinda pretty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (QLvwG)

280 You know who else was from Germany right?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:46 PM (pCPGh)



Katrina Witt?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (493sH)

281 In Dallas on Harry Hines there are places that serve Paki/Indi
food but not really restaurants -more like fast food places that
serve alot of biryani , kabobs and goat legs -actually that last item is from a restaurant that also serves goat brain masala.
Yum.



Posted by: Glenn John at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (LilNs)

282 They speak Austrian in Germany, right?

Or am I thinking of Peruvia?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (GEpFD)

283 270 215 I always chuckle when I see "SLOW CHILDREN" signs near schools. My first thought is always "yeah, most of them aren't too bright."
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

I always thought that it meant that they couldn't dodge worth shit.
Posted by: West at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (1Rgee)

Extra points....

Posted by: Frankenstein, from Death Race 2000 at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

284 Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (cAnNx)

I never saw the show and I wasn't whining-just noting, but yes, I believe a number of them were actors from NY-you know they put on a fake accent and pretend to be characters they are not. It pays the bills-sometimes, Nobody is going to watch a show about well behaved, reasonably nice people without execrable accents who happen to live or go to the NJ shore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (8+Ozj)

285
Is this the part where we see the outraged rent a mob burning the US flag and raising hell in the streets? Or does that come later?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher


Networks just use stock footage. All organized:

- Anti-American riots in Pakistan
- Anti-American riots in Japan
- Anti-American riots in France
- Anti-American riots in Indonesia, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (2LB3w)

286 So, 60,000 or so Bitcoin.

That's like 18 bucks a week in 2009. Thanks for the Happy Meal, Drumpf.

Let me know when he does something of substance.

Posted by: Liberal Loser Number 42,659,238 at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (Xq05D)

287 So Gore didnt get the memo that it is now man made climate change that causes these weather events?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (pCPGh)

288 Islam is not compatible with or friends with the US. They have a fundamentally hostile view of our way of life and our values. Foreign aid and immigration policy should reflect this basic fact.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

289
If Milli Vanilli formed a band with Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli and Vanilla Fudge...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (mbhDw)

290 Yeah, that's it. I want the school buses to crash.

Actually, Fairfax County pretty well mandates that kids take the bus into school. Even from my house, about four blocks from a school, had our kids waiting for the bus because they weren't permitted to walk to school.

But that's not what they said anyway. They said their buses wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Which is stupid because other Diesel engines here seem to be working just fine since they are taken care of by maintenance crews who know what they are doing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (PFy0L)

291 Katrina Witt?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Heidi Klum

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

292 I have wanted the Pakistani military to get its fucking teeth kicked in since they were sneaking helicopters across the border to fly resupply and medevac for the Taliban. And then Major Larry Baughess of the 82nd Airborne was murdered by Pakistani military shooters at a border meeting in 2007- we briefly worked together at JRTC when he had D 1/509. Their Navy is full of jihadists, their Army is full of weasels, and their Air Force is waiting for Allah to tell them to nuke India. And their intel apparatus is basically indistinguishable from Al-Q in its entirety.

I am sure some of the bloody wogs are on our side, more or less, but in total they are fucking useless.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (2kD+f)

293 I am pretty sure that Goat is the fastest growing market for Meat in America.


We've been importing a lot of Goat eaters the last 20 years.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (iCu30)

294 Algore fvcking loves Teh Science.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (GEpFD)

295 And to back up his claims he quotes...wait for it...Michael "Hide the Decline" Mann.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2018 01:53 PM (B+qrE)


Dude should have stuck to TV and Movies.

"Miami Vice" was pretty cool. "Heat" was outstanding.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (upzye)

296 Baboo's Dream Cafe serving Pakistani food hardest hit.

Posted by: mpfs at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (79p/O)

297 The only episode of Bones I ever really liked is where Dr. Brennan goes to the Jersey Shore and does an anthropological analysis of guidos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

298 If Milli Vanilli formed a band with Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli and Vanilla Fudge...

Then they still wouldn't have any talent.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (GEpFD)

299 Behar says Trump is going to kill us all ... if we don't keep giving pallets of cash to our enemies. /s

Turkey's head may be on the chopping block next?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (otAqJ)

300 Hey!

We may have given you the jersey shore goons but don't forget we also gave you Bon Jov.....Oh, meh..nevermind.

carry on.

talk amongst yourselves.




Posted by: dananjcon at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (xqfqx)

301 279 Reema Kahn is kinda pretty.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2018 01:54 PM (QLvwG)

Ream a Khan? No. Unless it's Madeleie. And she's mortadell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

302 But Trump is such a vulgarian who watches the gorilla channel, "true conservatives" couldn't possibly support this move

Posted by: Malcom Tex at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (GSJcT)

303 289
If Milli Vanilli formed a band with Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli and Vanilla Fudge...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

they would still sound like shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (FZYNt)

304 I've never seen any Filipino restaurants.
Posted by: josephistan


You must not live in the SF Bay Area, Zillions of 'em here.

FILIPINO RESTAURANTS in SF BAY AREA:

https://tinyurl.com/yco5uj58

Over 180 listings.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (42M22)

305 Weren't a bunch of people from Jersey whining when that show was popular that almost all of them were New Yorkers, not from Jersey.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 01:51 PM (cAnNx)

Try being from Alaska some time.

The press, assuming that no real people live here, constantly discuss Alaska as if it were either their own personal National Park or simply the land of the feeble-minded and a few noble savages. Look what they tried to do to Sarah Palin. She was elected governor of her state, and they still tried to paint her as an idiot.

And don't get me started on Alaska State Troopers and their constant litany of the druggies and delinquents in Wasilla.

Or the Kilchers' homestead. They do tend to dramatize the silliness.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (7UW64)

306 FBI Chief FOIA Officer confirms all of Comey's memos were classified at time they were written

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (e8kgV)

307 298 Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:56 PM (GEpFD)


Hey, Dino Danelli was quite talented.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (mbhDw)

308 197 Fairfax County VA schools are closed again today, because it's so cold that the buses won't start.

Back when my kids were in school we had one of these cold snaps and some enterprising high school students decided they wanted a snow day. They went out to the bus parking area at night with water bottles and sprayed all the school bus doors down with water. Froze completely solid and nobody could get the doors open next morning. Next year there was a bond item (which I voted against) to install a camera surveillance system around the high school.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (kUmUV)

309 288 Islam is not compatible with or friends with the US. They have a fundamentally hostile view of our way of life and our values. Foreign aid and immigration policy should reflect this basic fact.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

But.... that wouldn't be Nice... it wouldn't be applogizing for being Right...

Can't have that...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (NgKpN)

310 >>>I don't think I have ever seen a Pakistani restaurant

what about babu's?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (nBzBk)

311 Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (PFy0L)

I don't know who makes the decisions on school closings-the Distrtrict Superintendent, I'm assuming perhaps in consultation with Transportation, but the buses could have started where were are. I expect they thought it was just easier and safer since they closed yesterday to close today too

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (8+Ozj)

312 Hey, Dino Danelli was quite talented.

***

Great name too.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (GEpFD)

313 Werrr running this up in herrr.

Memo from Trump to the world-

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (U5Xeq)

314
Hey, Dino Danelli was quite talented.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Ron Jeremy is talented too

what's your point?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (FZYNt)

315 There's also the

SLOW
5mph
CHILDREN

signs. A 5mph child's pretty quick. A twelve-minute mile ain't bad when you're in elementary school.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

316
"It's raining iguanas,
Hallelujah..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (mbhDw)

317 FBI Chief FOIA Officer confirms all of Comey's memos were classified at time they were written
======
But he unclassified them when he sent them to his buddy.

Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (C6xeQ)

318 306 FBI Chief FOIA Officer confirms all of Comey's memos were classified at time they were written
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (e8kgV)

So the 4 he sent to the College Professor, were all classified...

OK then... time for a 4 AM raid and perp walk.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

319 312 Hey, Dino Danelli was quite talented.

***

Great name too.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (GEpFD)

So was Dino Valente of Quick Silver fame...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (U5Xeq)

320 Either we got to war or we don't, but this idea of a sort of "tribute" in the form of foreign aid to bad people so they won't hurt us needs to stop.

Posted by: Maritime at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (lKmt3)

321 Well over a hundred comments, although "Yay!" on the topic, so I just want to say I'm attempting to make smoked salmon in my electric pressure cooker. Wish me luck. The wood is pomegranate which I've never tried before, but it was easy to cut some fresh twigs unlike the mulberry that's too tall.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (rp9xB)

322 Local Radio reporting this year's Flu Vaccine to be 10% effective.

Science!

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (iCu30)

323 So was Dino Valente of Quick Silver fame...

***

Rock and roll needs more paisans.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (GEpFD)

324 294 Algore fvcking loves Teh Science.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (GEpFD)


Check the AoSHQ style manual.

Algore is fucking up the science.

See also: Algore is a fucking idiot and not a scientist.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (7UW64)

325 A 5mph child's pretty quick. A twelve-minute mile ain't bad when you're in elementary school.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)


Dangerous little shits. When they're coming straight for you ... you'll feel threatened.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (upzye)

326 Here's the thing: we always get various reasons
about why we need to spend billions on foreign aid, but it usually boils
down to:

1) to help "the people"

2) to buy off the leaders of the country so that they're out allies

or

3) as protection racket money (like in this case -- "to protect the nukes so they dont fall in to the wrong hands")



Or a combination of the 3.



We have no evidence that any of that works. At all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 05, 2018 01:41 PM (F5+ro)

***
HP- Cannot agree more. And, in fact I would posit that, if anything, our giving of aid has, in fact, had the opposite effect:
1 - none, and I mean none, ever reaches the people and immediately goes to the corrupt regime and its cronies and/or is terrorist allies2- The corrupt regime leaders laugh after taking the money and use it, again, to give to cronies, oppress their own people or fund terrorist organizations to destabilize the region and attack the west - including us3- See 12 above, and note that, at some point, the regimes begin to feel the urge to use weapons themselves ( North Korea/Iraq ) or to pass on weapons of mass destruction ( or material to make the same - Irag/Iran) to their terrorist allies. At best the nukes continue to be in the hands of the "wrong people" (i.e the corrupt regime) and hence the entire giving of foreign aid things is a massive circle jerk designed to make idiot co*cksucker State Department/ Obama types (BIRM) thnk they are "doing something" about the corrupt regime when, in fact, what they should be doing is cutting off all aid, isolating the country ( No visas, no visits, "refugees") and hastening the regime';s collapse with a plan to move in militarily seize/destroy ("Mongo like 'destroy!'") all nukes and then get the F*ck out immediately with a "no - we are not nation building d*ck sh*t for brains. You build your own nation, clean this place up and clean up your act going forward or we will be back again to f*ck you up - that is all"

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (Fb9aZ)

327 A 5mph child's pretty quick. A twelve-minute mile ain't bad when you're in elementary school.
========
true, but my hover round doesn't get tired, it doesn't stop, it just keeps going until I catch them . . .

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 05, 2018 02:00 PM (C6xeQ)

328 Now - off to watch the gorilla channel!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 05, 2018 02:00 PM (Fb9aZ)

329 304. Do they do a boxspring hog? Nothing like a Filipino boxspring hog:

https://youtu.be/LuRfJDYl6Ts

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 02:00 PM (fA1SL)

330 See also: Algore is a fucking idiot and not a scientist.

***

Oh no, Algore is an intellectual. Just ask any Democrat.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 02:00 PM (GEpFD)

331 You crash with Trash... its a mess...
you crash a bus with a load of children... and some are hurt???

Sorry.... I have no problem with them erring on the side of caution.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

-----

Your cash ain't nuthin' but trash...

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 05, 2018 02:00 PM (DIosY)

332 Dangerous little shits. When they're coming straight for you ... you'll feel threatened.

***

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!

Posted by: Uncle Jimbo at January 05, 2018 02:01 PM (GEpFD)

333 Oh no, Algore is an intellectual. Just ask any Democrat.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 02:00 PM (GEpFD)


Dude made a fortune selling the planet on a hoax.

He ain't stupid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 02:02 PM (upzye)

334 >>Do they do a boxspring hog?


That's a good nickname for a Lena Dunham type.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 02:02 PM (iCu30)

335
Al Gore says this brutal cold snap is because of global warming. ***
Because of course he does. Oh, global warming. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (GEpFD)


Heat a Baltimore classroom

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

336 Not to go all off topic. But for those who want to know how much your Left Nut is worth...about 700 bucks.

Just remember that next time you think...boy, I'd give my Left Nut to see Lena Dunham naked in a tub of jello.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 05, 2018 02:02 PM (R5lpX)

337 321
Well over a hundred comments, although "Yay!" on the topic, so I just want to say I'm attempting to make smoked salmon in my electric pressure cooker. Wish me luck. The wood is pomegranate which I've never tried before, but it was easy to cut some fresh twigs unlike the mulberry that's too tall.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (rp9xB)


Yikes. Hopefully you get a subtle smoke flavor and nothing too bitter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:03 PM (Dp6qK)

338 SLOW
5mph
CHILDREN

signs. A 5mph child's pretty quick. A twelve-minute mile ain't bad when you're in elementary school.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)




Oscar Goldman: We can make them better. Better, stronger, faster...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:03 PM (493sH)

339 Moar money for Persian Landing Strips!

Posted by: Monk at January 05, 2018 02:03 PM (g4lFK)

340 Either we got to war or we don't, but this idea of a sort of "tribute" in the form of foreign aid to bad people so they won't hurt us needs to stop.

Posted by: Maritime at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (lKmt3)

Agreed. They consider it jizya and merely their due (in fact, proof that they are right and islam is conquering the world), so there's no chance of it positively affecting their behavior and a practical guarantee that it enables bad behavior.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 02:04 PM (rp9xB)

341 Just remember that next time you think...boy, I'd give my Left Nut to see Lena Dunham naked in a tub of jello.
Posted by: Traveling Man

well damn

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 05, 2018 02:04 PM (FZYNt)

342 Motel 6 does civic duty.

Gets sued by Washington state AG.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y72ar9qm

Posted by: Methos and 81,717 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 05, 2018 02:04 PM (XQvuQ)

343 Saw on another page that Adm Rogers is retiring.

No shit -- had lunch with him a couple of months ago. Which is kind of neat.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at January 05, 2018 02:05 PM (MCbul)

344 One of the problems with not overthrowing your national government every few years is, you can get pretty far down the road with this diplomacy stuff.

Long LONG time ago, back when India was Non-Aligned, the Great Game was still on, and we thought we needed all the friends we could rent, our senior military attache to Pakistan was Charles Yeager. What a career.

One of the amusing things that happened while he was out there was, State Dept wondered why Pakis would not practice birth control. Mrs Yeager, "Glamorous Glennis" to you aviation fans, asked around a little, somehow, and came up with the piece of information that all condoms available were "American color." And at her insistence, some agency got the Akron rubber industry to produce the first condoms of many colors.

This was before the Taliban.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2018 02:05 PM (H5rtT)

345 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 05, 2018 01:57 PM (kUmUV)

I have to saw that is pretty funny and quite enterprising although I'd rather teens be in school than home being annoying. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 02:05 PM (8+Ozj)

346 >>Just remember that next time you think...boy, I'd give my Left Nut to see Lena Dunham naked in a tub of jello. Posted by: Traveling Man at January 05, 2018 02:02 PM (R5lpX)

The Dunham Channel.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)

347 343 Saw on another page that Adm Rogers is retiring.

No shit -- had lunch with him a couple of months ago. Which is kind of neat.
Posted by: Arch Stanton

So the Packers are looking for a new QB?

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at January 05, 2018 02:05 PM (FZYNt)

348
"Oh no, Algore is an intellectual. Just ask any Democrat."


Well, compared to any Democrat Al Gore is an intellectual.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (xMbwy)

349 253 slightly OT... i predict that the whole "Gorilla Channel" thing will become the Left's newest "I can see Russia from my house"...

i know people who, to this day, swear up and down that Sarah actually said that, not the stupid bint on SNL.

they WANT to believe, so they do.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 01:50 PM (k4JYR)

========

"Hands up, don't shoot!"

Posted by: ShainS at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (9Mqc6)

350 289
If Milli Vanilli formed a band with Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli and Vanilla Fudge...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (mbhDw)

Too bad we'll never see Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown go on tour.

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

351 335
Al Gore says this brutal cold snap is because of global warming. ***
Because of course he does. Oh, global warming. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:52 PM (GEpFD)


Heat a Baltimore classroom
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

+++

He says the earth's core is millions of degrees!!!!! Surely he can devise a way to tap into this heat with a thermal vent and warm the schools.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (tcwn1)

352 I am pretty sure that Goat is the fastest growing market for Meat in America.


We've been importing a lot of Goat eaters the last 20 years.
Posted by: garrett



Cabrito tacos.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (0R8lo)

353 >>343 Saw on another page that Adm Rogers is retiring. No shit -- had lunch with him a couple of months ago. Which is kind of neat. Posted by: Arch Stanton at January 05, 2018 02:05 PM (MCbul)

This is a loss. Adm Rogers is a sharp mind.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

354 262 Hard to get those buses to start when no bus drivers show up for work.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2018 01:44 PM (7UW64)

Well you take a piece of wire and connect the positive side of the battery to the positive side of the ignition coil and....

Posted by: Hurricane Katrina kid what stole a school bus at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (U5Xeq)

355 and Al Gorilla, big Al's hirsute tyke.

Posted by: Festus Fogg at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (fSf/G)

356 Yikes. Hopefully you get a subtle smoke flavor and nothing too bitter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:03 PM (Dp6qK)

Going to find out in a couple of minutes. Smells decent so far.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (rp9xB)

357 Too bad we'll never see Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown go on tour.

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (7HtZB)



I saw Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown open for Rowan and Martin, Martin and Lewis and Lewis and Clark. I forget where..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (493sH)

358 Pakistan-fuck 'em. My blood boils every time I hear that we give them $$. A terrorist country is there ever was one.

Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (fVGR3)

359 This is a loss. Adm Rogers is a sharp mind.
Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)


Not sharp enough to buy a vowel ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 02:09 PM (upzye)

360 Either we got to war or we don't, but this idea of a sort of "tribute" in the form of foreign aid to bad people so they won't hurt us needs to stop.

Posted by: Maritime at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (lKmt3)

Agreed. They consider it jizya and merely their due (in fact, proof that they are right and islam is conquering the world), so there's no chance of it positively affecting their behavior and a practical guarantee that it enables bad behavior.
==============
See for example, the Barbary pirates and the US Marine Corp.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 05, 2018 02:09 PM (23E16)

361 Islam is not compatible with or friends with the US. They have a fundamentally hostile view of our way of life and our values. Foreign aid and immigration policy should reflect this basic fact.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (0OmEj)


========

Well, it would be nice if we would mirror Saudi policy by sending them money in order to get them to promote Christianity and to teach them to be ashamed of Islam's values and its past.

But they'd be too diligent to allow that to happen. They'd have too much integrity to allow that to happen. They're not goofy and gullible enough to allow that to happen. They wouldn't fall for that stupid trick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 02:10 PM (/qEW2)

362 I am pretty sure that Goat is the fastest growing market for Meat in America.

We've been importing a lot of Goat eaters the last 20 years.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2018 01:55 PM (iCu30)



Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed: Eaters?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:10 PM (493sH)

363 wow, a president who actually does something. I'm shocked. Wait for it......A federal judge in Hawaii will rule that we must pay Pakistan.

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 05, 2018 02:10 PM (50gG9)

364 The 700 bucks for your Left Nut actually happened in Scotland last year. A woman bit a guy's Testicle off and her retribution payment was about 700 bucks worth in euros.

So now you know.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 05, 2018 02:10 PM (R5lpX)

365 Goat - The other, other, white meat.

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 02:10 PM (7HtZB)

366 Yeah. I just watched the "Hostiles" trailer. Looks badass.

Posted by: mrp at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (Pqytn)

367 "Too bad we'll never see Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown go on tour."

With backing band Brownsville Station.

Posted by: That one guy at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (mXG82)

368
I saw Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson Jackson Brown open for Rowan and Martin, Martin and Lewis and Lewis and Clark. I forget where..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (493sH)


Louisville

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (lKyWE)

369 I have no idea why we send money to the Palestinians in the first place.





Posted by: Mike at January 05, 2018 01:31 PM (swJ7s)

Because everyone in the world feels they have the right to our tax dollars.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (rAIG/)

370 "Too bad we'll never see Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown go on tour."

With backing band Brownsville Station.

Posted by: That one guy at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (mXG82)



I missed the last train to Clarksville there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:12 PM (493sH)

371 >>Well, it would be nice if we would mirror Saudi policy by sending them money in order to get them to promote Christianity and to teach them to be ashamed of Islam's values and its past. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 02:10 PM (/qEW2)

The House of Saud would like to have a do-over on all that PAK madrassa funding, please.

Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

372 The Pakistanis have always been their own worst enemy. Their government's paranoia has caused them no end of troubles and complications, but that paranoia seems baked into the cake with them, part of their makeup.

Posted by: troyriser at January 05, 2018 02:13 PM (raGQi)

373 I just ducked in to see if the Guerilla channel meme would take off.

You morons never disappoint.

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 05, 2018 02:13 PM (qjier)

374 "Too bad we'll never see Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown go on tour."

Friend came up with Boy George Michael Jackson. The Trilogy tour

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 05, 2018 02:14 PM (y3aQB)

375 Yay. Put it toward the wall.

Posted by: LASue at January 05, 2018 02:14 PM (hZ+us)

376 Well, it would be nice if we would mirror Saudi policy by sending them
money in order to get them to promote Christianity and to teach them to
be ashamed of Islam's values and its past.



But they'd be too diligent to allow that to happen.
---
Also, it's far more difficult to tempt people to do good than it is to tempt them to be wicked.

Posted by: Methos and 81,727 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 05, 2018 02:14 PM (XQvuQ)

377 Combined with the tax cuts and global warning, this will kill millions.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at January 05, 2018 02:14 PM (ylUqT)

378
I missed the last train to Clarksville there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:12 PM (493sH)



Oh,no, no, no

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:15 PM (lKyWE)

379 Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown

AND SUCK THE WONDER BAT...

I miss Johnny Carson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2018 02:15 PM (gCJeK)

380 374 "Too bad we'll never see Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson & Jackson Brown go on tour."

Friend came up with Boy George Michael Jackson. The Trilogy tour
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 05, 2018 02:14 PM (y3aQB)

Stockard Channing, Channing Tatum, and Tatum O'Neil could do a movie together. Imagine the space they could save on the billboard.

Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 02:16 PM (7HtZB)

381 I missed the last train to Clarksville there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:12 PM (493sH)


There is no train to Clarksville ... just take I-65 up from Louisville, or I-264 if you live in Southern Hoosierville. Most people take the Veteran's Parkway exit. Personally, I recommend going Louis and Clark.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 02:16 PM (upzye)

382 Funny how much wasted money you can find when you want to find it.

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 02:17 PM (gs8be)

383 377 Combined with the tax cuts and global warning, this will kill millions billions and billions.[/b/]


Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at January 05, 2018 02:14 PM (ylUqT)
_____________________________________

FIFY

Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at January 05, 2018 02:17 PM (ATVNj)

384 We may have given you the jersey shore goons but don't forget we also gave you Bon Jov.....Oh, meh..nevermind.

carry on.

talk amongst yourselves.

I must apologize for the decline of my home state. It used to be something I was quite proud to call home.

Lately, it seems to have gone to Hell.

Posted by: Jersey Devil at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (326rv)

385 Into the barrel. . .

Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (ATVNj)

386 George Micheals, Boy George, Micheal Jackson and Jackson Browne are all overrated.

Posted by: The Commentor Who Always Says That Everone is Overrated. at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (qjier)

387 Goat curry at Pasand in Irving is usually delicious but a little salty sometimes and can be quite bony. Pasand is definitely not Pakistani - owners are from Andhra Pradesh - they have the usual garlands around the images of their favorite Hindu gods by the cash register.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (LilNs)

388 Funny how much wasted money you can find when you want to find it.
===========
Remember that picture of the putz from the GSA taking a bath and drinking champagne in a vegas hotel room?

Soooo much money pissed away annually.

Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (L154r)

389 Into the barrel. . .
Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan



Nope.

It was contained to your post only. No faux pas.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (0R8lo)

390 356
Yikes. Hopefully you get a subtle smoke flavor and nothing too bitter.



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:03 PM (Dp6qK)



Going to find out in a couple of minutes. Smells decent so far.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (rp9xB)



If I had girls, my one surefire piece of advice to them would never let strange wood go near your fish. But that's just me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)

391 Jim Acosta was asking about the gorilla channel today, amiright?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (ylUqT)

392 I saw Boy George, George Michael, Michael Jackson
Jackson Brown open for Rowan and Martin, Martin and Lewis and Lewis and
Clark. I forget where..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:08 PM (493sH)


Louisville

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (lKyWE)

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no, it was in Clarksville

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (k4JYR)

393 384. True fact: the revolutionary war lasted far longer than anyone had expected, in large part because the Brits were intransigent - they did not want New Jersey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (fA1SL)

394 Mandel drops out in Ohio

Posted by: CN at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (5gaNQ)

395 341 Just remember that next time you think...boy, I'd give my Left Nut to see Lena Dunham naked in a tub of jello.
Posted by: Traveling Man

well damn

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 05, 2018 02:04 PM (FZYNt)


THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE LANCE ONLY HAS ONE NUT!!! AND LENA IS A FUCKING NUTCASE!!! AND MAYBE OTHER STUFF I MISSED!!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (4CCz5)

396 389
Into the barrel. . .

Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan



Nope.



It was contained to your post only. No faux pas.




Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (0R8lo)



Shh. The barrel needs to feed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (Dp6qK)

397 Funding on! Funding off!

Posted by: Karachi Kid at January 05, 2018 02:21 PM (/qEW2)

398 Shh. The barrel needs to feed.
Posted by: flounder



We can't do that to nice people.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 02:21 PM (0R8lo)

399 Mandel drops out in Ohio

Posted by: CN at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (5gaNQ)



Howie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:21 PM (493sH)

400 I figured I'd be in the Barrell for the Lena Dunham naked in a tub of jello remark, in fact was hoping for it. It would have to be warmer than it is here.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 05, 2018 02:21 PM (R5lpX)

401 Hope Donald Trump finds more nations that support terrorism and cuts off funding to them. Beats the hell out of the appeasing and supporting traitorous  Obama did for his friends, the militant Muslims

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 02:21 PM (8+Ozj)

402 We had goats on the ranch, and I've been asked multiple times by members of the Snackbar cult about selling a goat and providing the space for its sacrifice for one of their ceremonies.

Sorry, no.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2018 02:22 PM (ctuyM)

403 399: The one running against Sherrod Brown

Posted by: CN at January 05, 2018 02:22 PM (5gaNQ)

404
Rock and roll needs more paisans.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at January 05, 2018 01:59 PM (GEpFD

Yeah and it was a good run...

I was a huge fan of Quick Silver. I checked out Dino's bio online once. It turned out he at one time traveled with a carnival, jumped off in NYC and gravitated to the Lower East Side artist scene where he penned Get Together and the Youngbloods had a monster hit with that one...
https://tinyurl.com/y9lhbvmo Chet Powers AKA Dino Valente RIP ... I had my little Hippy run for a few years... 67 to 70....

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 02:23 PM (U5Xeq)

405 Mandel drops out in Ohio

Posted by: CN

_______

Good, he's already lost that race before. That would have been over before it started.

Posted by: Maritime at January 05, 2018 02:23 PM (G/kZc)

406 Mandel drops out in Ohio

Posted by: CN at January 05
===========
because he heard the Gorilla Channel was not available in DC.

Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 02:23 PM (GNW0Z)

407 Louisville

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:11 PM (lKyWE)

---
no, it was in Clarksville

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (k4JYR)



Third base

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:23 PM (493sH)

408 Remember that picture of the putz from the GSA taking a bath and drinking champagne in a vegas hotel room?

Soooo much money pissed away annually.

Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (L154r)


========

Girl Souts of America? Or Gay Straight Alliance? Not that there's a lot of difference any more.

Posted by: Karachi Kid at January 05, 2018 02:24 PM (/qEW2)

409 GSA - it was the general services administration I believe

Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (Vavph)

410 The barrel is overrated.

Posted by: The Commentor Who Always Says That Everone is Overrated. at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (qjier)

411 Shh. The barrel needs to feed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM


Wasn't The Barrel the inspiration/model for the Sarlacc Pit in Star Wars?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (ctuyM)

412 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 05, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)

Lol. Turns out it tastes okay but not awesome. I want to try a few other combinations (since my goal is a tasty dinner quickly as opposed to finishing a 6-12 pack of beer) and hopefully I'll have an option for days I don't have 4+ hours or don't want to smell like wood smoke.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (rp9xB)

413 I have a ten year record of spoiling goat-eater jokes here.
Been eating Kid whenever I can get it since 1966.
Damn good eatin', as they say in Ohio about anything, if you fix it right.

You can buy a whole young goat at the West Side Market in Cleveland if you're there at the right time. Guys'll wheel one in on a cart, just skinned, with that tight silvery thin fat layer holding it together like it just leaped off a high rock. Lovely piece of meat if I do say so myself. You can watch the butcher.

Old cuisine for Greece, southern It'ly, May-he-co, south of France, Spain.
Can't really blame it on the Musselmen. But you go ahead, have your joke.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (H5rtT)

414 no, it was in Clarksville
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:20 PM (k4JYR)

Third base
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2018 02:23 PM (493sH)


In Jeffersonville ?

I used to hit that place.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (upzye)

415 We're all going to die because Trump is cutting off aid to Pakistan!

Posted by: Democrat at January 05, 2018 02:27 PM (FdNEK)

416 because he heard the Gorilla Channel was not available in DC.
Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 02:23 PM (GNW0Z)

Screw that then...

Posted by: Orrin Hatch at January 05, 2018 02:27 PM (U5Xeq)

417 I imagine goat is stringy and gamy tasting, although that Bordian guy(who I loathe) ate some out in the desert in a tent with some nomads and liked it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:27 PM (tcwn1)

418 414. So Jeffersonville was a 1. Huh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 02:27 PM (fA1SL)

419 How many millions will this kill?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 01:16 PM (ul9CR)
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It might get to koi feeding levels. Let's hope we can contain it below the White Truck conspiracy mark.

Posted by: Gorilla Channel Real Gorilla at January 05, 2018 02:27 PM (vDqXW)

420 Motel 6 does civic duty.
Gets sued by Washington state AG.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y72ar9qm


Whether you caught 'em raping your dog or it's just your yard crew and you don't feel like paying 'em this week, bring 'em on down. I'm Tom Bodette for Motel 6, and we'll call ICE for you.

Posted by: Tom Bodette at January 05, 2018 02:28 PM (SGFoV)

421 I must apologize for the decline of my home state. It used to be something I was quite proud to call home.



Lately, it seems to have gone to Hell.

Posted by: Jersey Devil at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (326rv)

**
Nah...we still have the best friggin pizza and bagels in the USA!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 05, 2018 02:28 PM (xqfqx)

422 402 We had goats on the ranch, and I've been asked multiple times by members of the Snackbar cult about selling a goat and providing the space for its sacrifice for one of their ceremonies.

Sorry, no.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2018 02:22 PM (ctuyM)

Many years ago I lived in an apartment next to a couple of Iranian guys in Tampa. They were students at college there. One of them hung a dead goat up on the porch and skinned it to prepare for Ramadan. The other residents managers of the complex were not amused.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:28 PM (4CCz5)

423 We have cut off the billion here, but until we cut off the billion there, we're not talking real money.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 05, 2018 02:28 PM (e1mEI)

424 Old cuisine for Greece, southern It'ly, May-he-co, south of France, Spain.
Can't really blame it on the Musselmen. But you go ahead, have your joke.
Posted by: Stringer Davis


There's a reason it's called cabrito.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 02:29 PM (0R8lo)

425 So Jeffersonville was a 1. Huh.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 02:27 PM (fA1SL)


I found quite a few Ones at Third Base in Jeffersonville ... but we're talking over twenty years ago. Place is closed now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 02:29 PM (upzye)

426 Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2018 02:25 PM (H5rtT)

My mom always cooked it like pot roast or a unbreaded version of sweet-and-sour. Generally used a crockpot. Seems like a smoker would work well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 05, 2018 02:29 PM (rp9xB)

427 Wait, I think it was a camel they ate. Now I'm not sure.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:29 PM (tcwn1)

428 Someone tell PDT about The Morning Rant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 01:19 PM (mbhDw)
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Boooring. No fighting at all.

Posted by: Presnit Donald J. Trumpenstein at January 05, 2018 02:30 PM (vDqXW)

429 Posted by: Jersey Devil at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (326rv)

Meet you down Batsto in the Piney Bogs I have an offer for you
Sen Menendez-

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 02:31 PM (U5Xeq)

430 427 Wait, I think it was a camel they ate. Now I'm not sure.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:29 PM (tcwn1)

Lol. i know i have trouble telling the difference between manatee and condor.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:32 PM (4CCz5)

431 Wait, I think it was a camel they ate. Now I'm not sure.


I've actually had camel and it tastes pretty good. Kind of like pot roast.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 05, 2018 02:32 PM (C0MK3)

432 Mike Rogers, NSA is retiring in the spring, this man is the unsung hero in helping save the Republic.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 05, 2018 02:32 PM (yOWG+)

433 Posted by: Jersey Devil at January 05, 2018 02:18 PM (326rv)

Meet you down Batsto in the Piney Bogs I have an offer for you
Sen Menendez-
Posted by: Voter Dude

I may live in New Jersey, but I have standards. they're low, arbitrary and erratic, but I have them.

Posted by: Jersey Devil at January 05, 2018 02:33 PM (326rv)

434 Trump needs to sign an executive order bringing back muscle cars.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 02:33 PM (oVJmc)

435 13-"Now to cut off the money to the Palestinians."

I wish we would cut some $$ going to Israel.

Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2018 02:34 PM (fVGR3)

436 422 . . . Many years ago I lived in an apartment next to a couple of Iranian guys in Tampa. They were students at college there. One of them hung a dead goat up on the porch and skinned it to prepare for Ramadan. The other residents managers of the complex were not amused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
_________

Of course we weren't amused. We'd all been rooting for the goat to string up the Iranian guy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob's Apartment Neighbors at January 05, 2018 02:34 PM (j+dfT)

437 Nood - face vs heel

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 05, 2018 02:34 PM (fA1SL)

438 DOJ investigates FBI email handling nood.

Posted by: Karachi Kid at January 05, 2018 02:35 PM (/qEW2)

439 434 Trump needs to sign an executive order bringing back muscle cars.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 02:33 PM (oVJmc)

After all the drilling when gas is at 25 cents I'm getting a humvee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:35 PM (4CCz5)

440 430 427 Wait, I think it was a camel they ate. Now I'm not sure.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:29 PM (tcwn1)

Lol. i know i have trouble telling the difference between manatee and condor.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:32 PM (4CCz5)

+++

Ha, Ha. I tell tell the difference between a goat and camel by sight, I just can't seem to remember what meat it was they did the under the ground/sand BBQ cooking thingy.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:35 PM (tcwn1)

441 435 13-"Now to cut off the money to the Palestinians."

I wish we would cut some $$ going to Israel.
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2018 02:34 PM (fVGR3)

I can understand the need for cost savings, but the money to Israel may be pretty much the only money given to an ally where it is both needed and seems to be being spent to our benefit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2018 02:35 PM (ycWCI)

442 *Pakistan's Prime Minister picks up the phome and dials Iran's Minister of Terrorism Exporting and asks to borrow 500 million USD from 'Obama's Bomb Stash'*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2018 02:36 PM (O033+)

443 C'mon. Everybody knows that the WH staff doesn't make the Gorilla Channel for Trump, and he makes TV for himself with his awesome powers that he'll send you to the "cornfield" with if you interrupt him watching his shows.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2018 02:36 PM (vDqXW)

444 nood

Posted by: Parker at January 05, 2018 02:36 PM (ZfzDM)

445 Of course we weren't amused. We'd all been rooting for the goat to string up the Iranian guy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob's Apartment Neighbors at January 05, 2018 02:34 PM (j+dfT)

lol...they should have tried that with a gorilla.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:36 PM (4CCz5)

446 22 Dems running for President in 2020
confusion anyone? https://tinyurl.com/kbvumlo

DJT must have made it look easy ....

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 05, 2018 02:36 PM (U5Xeq)

447
Trump needs to sign an executive order bringing back muscle cars.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 02:33 PM (oVJmc)


Muscle cars have made a comeback on their own. He needs to sign an EO to bring back the Dodge Power Wagon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 05, 2018 02:37 PM (lKyWE)

448 @434 With a 1000 HP "Hell Scat" being raffled off nitely on 1-800 TV, do you seriously think we have a shortage of muscle?

Oh who am I kidding (see, Goat, above). Bring 'em the hell on.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2018 02:37 PM (H5rtT)

449 Ha, Ha. I tell tell the difference between a goat and camel by sight, I just can't seem to remember what meat it was they did the under the ground/sand BBQ cooking thingy.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 05, 2018 02:35 PM (tcwn1)

I live in the desert. i need to try that!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:37 PM (4CCz5)

450 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 05, 2018 02:39 PM (r9UYA)

451 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 02:32 PM (4CCz5)

________________________
"And stringy as hell, like a bald eagle." --Just the Punchline

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2018 02:40 PM (H5rtT)

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 05, 2018 02:41 PM (MIKMs)

453 What some of the policy types have been saying is we give foreign aid to both India and Pakistan to keep them from shooting each other.

I have never really understood this thinking India and China are rivals. China and the US are rivals.

We should be supporting India and using India as a stick to keep Pakistan in line and China in check.

Normally they reply that it could go nuclear between India and Pakistan. My take on that is our giving money to both sides has made that more likely not less.

Posted by: Big V at January 05, 2018 02:46 PM (MVE/7)

454 There's a guy in our town who opened up his own IT/electronics repair shop. I got to talking with him once. He was born in Afghanistan and grew up there. He was there long enough to see the rise of the Taliban and all its malevolent influence. When he was able, he left -- moved to London where he studied IT. With no jobs there, he moved to the US. He told me about how the Afghanis were left shaking their heads at two developments there. 1) That we trusted Pakistan. He said it was well known that Pakistan was using money we sent them in order to fight terrorists to actually FUND terrorist groups, that they subsequently sent into Afghanistan to kill Americans, then they'd beg for more money when it ran out. And 2) That we propped up Karzai. Yes, he was westernized, well-spoken, and well connected. But everyone in-country knew him to be self-serving and ineffective as a leader. They knew he'd fail as a president.

Posted by: red speck at January 05, 2018 03:18 PM (6Krd7)

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