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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Jacek Yerka Nobody said anything about "high art." If you want the masters, kick in for a Platinum MembershipTM. They are in Florence for a private showing of "David."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at January 05, 2018 09:31 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 05, 2018 09:31 AM (vgjlG)
Posted by: Kris at January 05, 2018 09:32 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 09:32 AM (kNasr)
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Posted by: BignJames at January 05, 2018 09:33 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 09:33 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 05, 2018 09:31 AM (vgjlG)
Hipgnosis and Hardie approve that message. Roger Dean too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:33 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:34 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2018 09:34 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 09:34 AM (0R8lo)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Resolution: 'positive thinking'...like that'll do any good. at January 05, 2018 09:34 AM (4CCz5)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2018 09:35 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 09:35 AM (8ikIW)
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Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)
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The only impression I have is that CBD is trying to broaden our horizons, again.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (kNasr)
or the lizard car brain/Tech hails into the low valley and harolds in the moment all bones rise up to be counted?
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (t2Uf9)
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I bought Santana's Abraxas for just that reason.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (lwiT4)
Should I admit I loved that album because of the big naked black lady with the large announcements?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: CN at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (mbhDw)
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I think you just did.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:38 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:38 AM (XfqEg)
You Look Like Chameleon Bucks, Dahlink! - a limerick
On a hill on the Island of Man
British lizards were hatching their plan
The new royal fauna
Took a tail of iguana
And crossed it with a Tudor sedan
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:38 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:38 AM (XfqEg)
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2018 09:38 AM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Resolution: 'positive thinking'...like that'll do any good. at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 05, 2018 09:37 AM (mQ0Mc)
Now showing at Mullah Cinema 1 Tehran: "Herpes, the Love Bug."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 09:36 AM (7HtZB)
This is, in my opinion, good news. Will keep the crowds down. I would rather pay 25.00 than deal with a mob
Posted by: CN at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: DanMan at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Corndog at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (V2CIU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 09:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Da at January 05, 2018 09:40 AM (loZXu)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2018 09:41 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 09:40 AM (oVJmc)
Carbon and methane. A twofer.
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering all over. Hopping all around. at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
She never had Brad.
Brad is obviously a result of an intoxicated dream state.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (0R8lo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:43 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 05, 2018 09:43 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 09:43 AM (gs8be)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:43 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2018 09:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (gwPgz)
It could have an enormous impact on greenhouse gas emissions.
Congress needs to send Elon Musk a few billion $ so he can develop this idea into something the average American can use.
Posted by: Al Gore at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: BignJames at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
Coupe De Metrodon...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
If worth millions and given to me free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:46 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: CN at January 05, 2018 09:39 AM (5gaNQ)
I have a card from my bank that gets me in free.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2018 09:46 AM (wYseH)
You usually can find a Tudor sedan driving along on a Tulane highway.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:41 AM (wPiJc)
You literally made me drop my breakfast cookie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 09:46 AM (veoSD)
No AA capability. Sad.
Planes will be feasting on the Carmeleon's body.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:38 AM (hyuyC)
AIR-2 Genie?
Posted by: Roald Dahl at January 05, 2018 09:46 AM (brIR5)
I still like it better than the 99% of "modern art" I've seen. It's a car ... but it's a lizard. Got it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (mbhDw)
https://tinyurl.com/y7w9xanm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (IBiyw)
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I'd be willing to skip the "David", if I could get his first "Pieta" all to myself. "Moses" would be a fine substitute too.
Posted by: Kris at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
*raises hand*
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (7n4KQ)
I do have some vinyl albums framed as art in the man cave. I change 'em up now and then.
Any album cover art that pleases my eye. The Cars Candy-o, Supertramp's Breakfast in America, the first King Crimson album, usually a Roger Dean Yes cover in the mix...that sort of thing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:48 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2018 09:48 AM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
Between the dogs playing poker and velvet Elvis
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2018 09:48 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
*raises hand*
I think it's great.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 09:48 AM (veoSD)
Sleekster.
Posted by: Bruce McCall at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (bc2Lc)
I think it's a thing of beauty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (y7DUB)
a. The artist shows he has artistic talent
b. The style is distinct or unique
c. The subject is original
This is good art.
Posted by: Cumberland Astro at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (im44y)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (EaQ6/)
Show of hands. Who would hang this in their living room?
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
If it was just a print, no.
The original? Hell yes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (veoSD)
.
.
.The bones man....look at the bones......
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2018 09:50 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: NCKate at January 05, 2018 09:51 AM (7mYn2)
I think it's great.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
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oh my.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:51 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at January 05, 2018 09:51 AM (LQLeS)
Okay, so no spare tire? I think that we have some design decisions to go back over. That thing will never fit in my garage.
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:49 AM (EaQ6/)
Naw. That reptilcar has some junk in the trunk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 09:51 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2018 09:52 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:52 AM (1ZZiQ)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:52 AM (EaQ6/)
He should have went with a series of them. Charging outrageous sums to the incredibly rich bastard/bitch who wanted all four or six or whatever originals.
If I'd have hit the PowerBall ... that incredibly rich bastard would have been me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:52 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (T0yXe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: davidt at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (FdNEK)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: DanMan at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (XTiHL)
I can't say that I'd want this on my wall, though, if for no other reason than there is a lot of stuff out there is better.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (MECCt)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (LQLeS)
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I'm opposite of you. I was expecting an overwhelming emotional reaction upon viewing the Pieta, but for some reason, it didn't happen. It did with David, however. It's funny how art hits people in various ways.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (lwiT4)
Art patron #2- "Aww"
Art patron #3- "Aww"
(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:53 AM (ul9CR)
I think both ... just adds to the awesome.
I'm getting one.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (IBiyw)
Continuing the previous thread; it would however be great fun to pull up to a full service gas station in New Jersey driving that thing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: T at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (MmeCn)
Although I can see people getting around that by inventing lizard roller skates to be fitted onto it.
As long as it's front wheel drive, that is.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Wolf at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (f0NDg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (6hWd1)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (9MlEz)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (6hWd1)
They were falling out of the trees frozen in Florida.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2018 09:55 AM (6hWd1)
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Sez you
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:57 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 09:57 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 09:57 AM (T0yXe)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:57 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 05, 2018 09:57 AM (9MlEz)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2018 09:57 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:58 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Dino at January 05, 2018 09:58 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 09:58 AM (pCPGh)
Black unemployment is at a record low. Cue hand wringing about them being low paying, part time, seasonal, etc and how it proves what a white supremacist trump really is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 09:56 AM (dnWSK)
Tomorrow's headline: "The Grim Spectre of Inflation"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2018 09:58 AM (DKaeM)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 09:58 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 09:58 AM (dnWSK)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: huerfano at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (EtMVh)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 09:54 AM (lwiT4)
I once saw an exact 1:1 copy of Pieta on a tour of Vatican Treasures in Cleveland. I was stunned. It convinced me of Michelangelo's greatness--- and it was only a copy.
Posted by: Kris at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (nwqNw)
Every time I think I almost grasp the meaning of this picture, it slips away.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (EaQ6/)
I was just thinking why didn't Fred stick Dino in his tank like this instead of peddling his car.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (dnWSK)
With the lizardmobile, someone can ding your car, key it, dent it, whatever. No biggie. It'll be healed up as good as new in a week or so.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM
We're on it!
Posted by: This Is CNN at January 05, 2018 10:00 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (tPrp3)
primitive machinery compared to living creatures. If you dent or scratch
a car, it's not going to heal itself.
Kinda like the live spaceships in "Farscape"....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Hello Dali at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Chaka at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (krFjo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (dnWSK)
This was a jurassic era chevy, so they didn't have to worry about the cold.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2018 10:02 AM (V2Yro)
Ha dum bum. Shank you, I would be here all ze week.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2018 10:03 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Ricardo M at January 05, 2018 10:04 AM (FdNEK)
Posted by: pogomip at January 05, 2018 10:04 AM (Fw8SY)
Posted by: Hello Dali at January 05, 2018 10:01 AM (LQLeS)
Life, uh, finds a way.
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at January 05, 2018 10:05 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2018 10:05 AM (wt0kN)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:05 AM (MECCt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:05 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2018 10:05 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:06 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:06 AM (kNasr)
And a massive supply of pot.
Posted by: Minnfidel
__________________
We may never see Willow again...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 05, 2018 10:07 AM (mPeei)
Wanna read the sf story it goes with
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 05, 2018 10:07 AM (R2aLx)
key it, dent it, whatever. No biggie. It'll
in a week or so
FIFY
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2018 10:08 AM (2K6fY)
NO! Love the music but yuck. Now some album covers are great-like the two Robert Johnson albums on Columbia Records. King of the Delta Blues Singers. Especially the one with the brown background.
Attack at Dawn -cool man- pass the doobie.
BTW-who is attacking whom?
Posted by: Glenn John at January 05, 2018 10:08 AM (ZwfAu)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2018 10:09 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:09 AM (lwiT4)
The car seems to have been abandoned in a hurry. And what to make of the pile of old machinery and parts? Did the lizardcar eat other cars?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: FDialog just before The Attack at Dawn at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (MECCt)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (lwiT4)
If you like your street thugs, you can keep your street thugs. I won't be visiting anytime soon.
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at January 05, 2018 10:12 AM (J86xe)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 10:12 AM (gs8be)
Posted by: ZipsVoice at January 05, 2018 10:13 AM (NpaGw)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)
He's got a bunch of those. Dude likes a good bookshelf. Also buildings suspended in a tree. And rooms open on one side to the environment.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:13 AM (jeefx)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 10:13 AM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2018 10:14 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 05, 2018 10:14 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 10:13 AM (pCPGh)
The Senate seat is gone, they can all go fuck themsleves
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2018 10:14 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: flung poo at January 05, 2018 10:15 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: An Observation at January 05, 2018 10:15 AM (XIKsa)
Posted by: davidt at January 05, 2018 10:15 AM (FdNEK)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:15 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 05, 2018 10:16 AM (R2aLx)
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at January 05, 2018 10:16 AM (16OL0)
If they're selling ... dude is doing all-right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:16 AM (jeefx)
Yes heatstroke - makes me love the Ottoman bloke!
Bow if the heatwave doesn't kill me I'll be making the banana nut bread from the cookbook - when we get home from the cricket on Sunday - I'll impress my work friends after my 2 weeks off work. ..
I'll give you a review!
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:16 AM (MECCt)
I like the dog grooming van from Dumb and Dumber better....
*hic*
P.S. Fire sale at noon. Don't miss it!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 05, 2018 10:17 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 10:17 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:17 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 05, 2018 10:18 AM (ctuyM)
Every time I think I almost grasp the meaning of this picture, it slips away.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:59 AM (ul9CR)
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The meaning, I think, is that it is not really a car. It is a lizard that evolved to look like a car, in order to trap unsuspecting humans.
The open door is the same as the two halves of the Venus flytrap. It's meant to entice humans to enter the car before it closes in upon them.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 05, 2018 10:18 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 10:19 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (lwiT4)
Poland is the quintessential east/west place, meaning they got hammered by both the nazis and commies. Then to add insults on top of that, we got polack jokes as part of the horrendous taste of the 70s. They never knuckled under and put on pink pussy hats; they said fuck this shit and kicked the assholes out.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2018 10:19 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
It means the artist had the Good Stuff.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 05, 2018 10:20 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:17 AM (kNasr)
The cookbook has gone international? Wow.
Posted by: golfman at January 05, 2018 10:20 AM (Faeqc)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 10:20 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 05, 2018 10:21 AM (Fb9aZ)
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Powerlineblog.com is following (they have some MN people). Search for 'Damond'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 05, 2018 10:21 AM (MIKMs)
The latest I heard the district attorney was frustrated in the case. He said because the officer refuses to talk to investigators that the DA can't prove that he was in fear of his life when Officer shot her.
He really said that...
Posted by: An Observation at January 05, 2018 10:22 AM (XIKsa)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 10:22 AM (pCPGh)
*A resume that might actually get me hired at a real job and not seen as probable cause
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2018 10:22 AM (2K6fY)
as far as I can tell, the Minnesota socialists are working as hard as they can to disapear that story - every cop and every agency involved is stonewalling and delaying every attempt to prosecute this, in the hope that it will go away.
To delve into it would be to expose how an incompetent Somalian was turned into a cop to celebrate DIVERSITY!!! and that would call into question the entire Democrat ideology. Can't have that, so if one innocent white women has to die unknown to guarantee their continued political success, they consider it a small price to pay.
Especially since they're not paying it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2018 10:22 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:22 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 05, 2018 10:23 AM (Fb9aZ)
2 copies here in Sydney - mine and one for my best friend
So international fame is on the way. .
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:23 AM (MECCt)
Posted by: Kris at January 05, 2018 10:24 AM (nwqNw)
Baltimore murder rate set new records in 2017
Indianapolis also set a record in 2017.
They beat their previous record set in 2016.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 10:24 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 10:24 AM (Bdeb0)
******
She's not doing the pineapple upsidedown cake, I hope!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:25 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: golfman at January 05, 2018 10:20 AM (Faeqc)
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Yep! Weasel told me we have royalties from two ( count 'em, 2) books sold through Amazon UK!
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:25 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
It means the artist had the Good Stuff."
The meaning is "Whoa Dude, you mean like there might be an entire universe on my fingernail????"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2018 10:25 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:25 AM (MECCt)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:25 AM (wPiJc)
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Au contraire, that might be the only one that works Down Under.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:26 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 05, 2018 10:26 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 05, 2018 10:27 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 05, 2018 10:10 AM (lwiT4)
And he is a bit of a Pallie lover, so he won't be entering the rotation....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2018 10:27 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 05, 2018 10:27 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 05, 2018 10:27 AM (m6qV1)
Posted by: goon at January 05, 2018 10:27 AM (EaQ6/)
American Cardinal: Homosexuality is "Abnormal," No Need to Apologize "For Teaching the Truth"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)
The yearbook liar has filed a defamation suit against Roy Moore claiming
he lied about her. This woman and her attorneys are certifiable.
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This is the one who was living with her father at the relevant frame. Apparently she has always been abused by every adult she ever met.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 05, 2018 10:28 AM (MIKMs)
And there is no way I'd want to test its tailpipe emissions.
*it's no Frezetta, but not bad at all. I likey*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2018 10:29 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
It means the artist had the Good Stuff >>>
Yes, now it makes me wonder if the door is open because the driver, whatever it was, got out and ran to avoid being killed along with his "car" by the attacking "aircraft."
Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2018 10:29 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 05, 2018 10:29 AM (R2aLx)
The open door is the same as the two halves of the Venus flytrap. It's meant to entice humans to enter the car before it closes in upon them.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 05, 2018 10:18 AM (/qEW2)
219 So the car parts spread out all along the ground I guess are supposed to be like human bones and skulls one would see if the lizard car was just a dragon.
This is good. Now, what about the mechanized birdplanes attacking? I think I might know.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 10:29 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 05, 2018 10:21 AM (MIKMs)
Just went there and the most recent entry by Scott Johnson is on 12/14. He is as outraged as I am about the Somali piece of shit being given a pass as well as his lying partner.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2018 10:30 AM (y7DUB)
http://tinyurl.com/y7cwln62
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 05, 2018 10:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 10:30 AM (W+vEI)
A strange and troubling story
I just hope that those coppers involved never ever are allowed near people again - filing and answering phones only - hopefully the shooter cop ends up in gaol. .
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:31 AM (MECCt)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb9h3d4e
Since we were discussing his work on last night's ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2018 10:32 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 10:32 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2018 10:32 AM (ATVNj)
222 I don't get Muldoon's joke at comment 118
******
It's a wonderful lizard of "awws"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2018 10:22 AM (wPiJc)
*Cur reaches for his Browning*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 10:32 AM (veoSD)
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It's a metaphor for Gestapo Mueller's probe. Alternatively, a picture of a huge pile of dinosaur shit would do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 10:34 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: yyymale at January 05, 2018 10:35 AM (6vCe0)
250 Not his usual work but here are Frank Frazetta's two covers for Flashman novels:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb9h3d4e
Since we were discussing his work on last night's ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2018 10:32 AM (QCX64)
Heh. Awesome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2018 10:35 AM (veoSD)
I doubt he'll be be defrocked. He might be given a lesser post by Pope Francis, and of course receive death threats from the usual suspects.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 10:35 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jack Fisher at January 05, 2018 10:35 AM (D17oQ)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:35 AM (MECCt)
It was still better than many art theories I had to read in school.
Posted by: Kris at January 05, 2018 10:36 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 10:36 AM (xjiRE)
So, other lizardcars have been there in that spot and been attacked by the birdplanes, and those are their "bones."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 10:36 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 05, 2018 10:36 AM (R2aLx)
https://tinyurl.com/y8poocbv
Also, a law professore in Kansas is 'sort of perplexed, at least under Kansas law, as to what would happen': https://tinyurl.com/ybvgswwh
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 05, 2018 10:37 AM (zMj9Z)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:38 AM (tPrp3)
To delve into it would be to expose how an incompetent Somalian was turned into a cop to celebrate DIVERSITY!!! and that would call into question the entire Democrat ideology. Can't have that, so if one innocent white women has to die unknown to guarantee their continued political success, they consider it a small price to pay.
Especially since they're not paying it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Only one?
There is no reason to believe that the police care how many innocent people die. They are interested in avoiding prosecution and keeping their jobs.
Repeating the mantra of 'officer felt he was in danger' works. Doing anything else might upset that apple cart.
The only witness is dead, and the partner apparently isn't about to be the one to tell the truth. Imagine the shitstorm if he did. Combine the thin blue line crap with the fear Maj Hasans' superiors had.
There will be more BS for months, all while the lawyer for the shooter cop repeats 'accident'.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 10:38 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:38 AM (MECCt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: saf at January 05, 2018 10:38 AM (cS/ge)
Posted by: Jack Fisher at January 05, 2018 10:35 AM
No it was Keith Ellison (D)uh called attack whitey and joos.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:40 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2018 10:40 AM (tE/PY)
https://tinyurl.com/y7nq4w83
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 10:41 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:38 AM (MECCt)
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Was it really? That's great! I'll tell Weasel. I was wondering how you were able to order it. I have relatives living in the UK and they can't order off Amazon US, only UK.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 10:41 AM (kNasr)
They never fail.
Oh I shouldn't forget hypocritical.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 05, 2018 10:41 AM (nBr1j)
Never interact with cops if you can avoid it in the 3rd world coz you might get extorted, robbed, beaten, or shot.
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 05, 2018 10:43 AM (R2aLx)
Another thread ruined by someone disparaging our Angels in Blue.
#sadz
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:43 AM (upzye)
people again - filing and answering phones only - hopefully the shooter
cop ends up in gaol.
I doubt that Officer Diversity will ever even be charged. Police in the US are almost never indicted when they shoot somebody; the DAs almost always act like defense attorneys for the police in front of a Grand Jury - so they rarely return those kind of indictments. Considering how easy it is to get an indictment from a Grand Jury - since they only hear the prosecution's side of a case - the fact that police shooters are rarely indicted is pretty amazing.
Posted by: An Observation at January 05, 2018 10:43 AM (XIKsa)
What a disgusting POS he is. It's really too bad that there isn't a strong GOP effort to purge him from orifice. I can't imagine any normal people wanting him anywhere near the levers of power.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 10:44 AM (tRaq7)
Hope it bombs as badly as Hillary's recent book did.
I supposed George Soros can buy up copies as he did for Obama's first book and they can sit in warehouses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 10:44 AM (8+Ozj)
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Didja see ISIS and Hamas are having a tiff because ISIS says Hamas doesn't hate Jews enough? Yeah, Hamas, a bunch of panty-wearing sissies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: davidt at January 05, 2018 10:44 AM (FdNEK)
Try Borderlinx (sp?) service. 'taint cheap, but for the odds n' ends...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:45 AM (7LY+6)
Lisa Finch, the swatted dead man's mother, knows what to do: she said in an interview on Sunday that both the officer who fired the shot and the swatter who lied to police should be charged with murder for the death of her son.
I think the whole city government should be held accountable, Ms. Finch said. Don't they do training for swat incidents?
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 05, 2018 10:45 AM (zMj9Z)
Thanks for the info about Justine Damond - murdered and going to be forgotten because of Diversity. .
Have a great yesterday and see you later!
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:45 AM (MECCt)
these last few months regarding our proposed complete conversion to a
battery-powered motoring future, the question still the same: If we can
refuel a gas car in somewhere between one-and-a-half and two minutes,
what exactly will the bottleneck look like when the very best we can
hope for in the future is a recharging time of 12 to 20 minutes?
No problem....and how about the winter driving and hot desert driving on the battery's. Or am I just full of BS.
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2018 10:46 AM (6hWd1)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:46 AM (upzye)
refuel a gas car in somewhere between one-and-a-half and two minutes, what exactly will the bottleneck look like when the very best we can hope for in the future is a recharging time of 12 to 20 minutes?
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Cars just encourage the lower classes to move about needlessly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:48 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2018 09:47 AM (7n4KQ)
I think the lizard is eagerly awaiting the evolution of the flying car.
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 05, 2018 10:49 AM (zMj9Z)
I've seen fake news in a big, big hurry "
Yeah, that whole thingy blew over faster than bombegeddon...
LOL.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:49 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 10:44 AM
The district he's in would elect Pol Pot if he had a (D) after his name so the GOP would be wasting their time. The sad part is that Trump only lost MN by 1%. There's plenty of conservatives in the state. (We have a Rep majority in both houses) Even though some are RINO's. The problem is Minneapolistan. Like I said, those idiots will vote blindly for any dem fuck that comes down the pike.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:49 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: Zombie Dali at January 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 10:50 AM (4CCz5)
You mean like the late 19th and early 20th centuries? 'Cause there were more 'lectric cars then than now...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:50 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:48 AM (+y/Ru)
This Anonosaurus Wrecks seems to know things. We should probably listen.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:50 AM (upzye)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:46 AM (upzye)
Too dangerous. They might flip over.
Hellfire launched from a drone. Take out the whole house.
It's the safest way.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2018 10:51 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 05, 2018 10:51 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 05, 2018 10:52 AM (4CCz5)
I just hope that those coppers involved never ever are allowed near people again - filing and answering phones only - hopefully the shooter cop ends up in gaol. .
Posted by: Aussie at January 05, 2018 10:31 AM (MECCt)
Just so long as whinging isn't involved.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 05, 2018 10:52 AM (nBr1j)
White House seizes on Iran protests to tarnish Obama and nuclear deal
How do you tarnish a pile of dog shit?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 05, 2018 09:44 AM (ul9CR)
I remember when this ELP album came out in 1971. I thought I was the only moron here older than dirt.
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 05, 2018 10:54 AM (zMj9Z)
The tail balances out when you're going around sharp curves!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2018 10:54 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 10:54 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:55 AM (tPrp3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 10:55 AM (BtQd4)
Rookie. Now get off my lawn.
BTW, check with Vic on the pre dirt era...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:55 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
I'm mortified.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2018 10:55 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:55 AM (tPrp3)
Don't be silly.
It was a White woman who was murdered. They are expendable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2018 10:57 AM (wYseH)
BTW, check with Vic on the pre dirt era...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I find his insights to be valuable, particularly those from his service in the Navy. His observations on the transformation from sail to steam were amazing.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 10:57 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:57 AM (tPrp3)
There was a guy that posted here alot, a while back, that proposed a solution for this shit. Management here considered it controversial at the time.
Personally - I think the dude was onto something.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:57 AM (upzye)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:58 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 10:58 AM (tPrp3)
There is reason to believe that race and ethnicity may have played a role in the decision, is there not?
If the DoJ can investigate "possible civil rights violations" in Ferguson, they can damned well do it here.
And they SHOULD.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 05, 2018 10:58 AM (0jtPF)
No problem....and how about the winter driving and hot desert driving on the battery's. Or am I just full of BS.
Posted by: Colin
Conversion to electric cars will eliminate climate change.
No cold weather and no hot weather. Goin' to Eden, brother.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 10:59 AM (IqV8l)
See his notes on oar to sail...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)
The tail balances out when you're going around sharp curves!
****
I bet it always lands on its tires.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2018 10:59 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (T0yXe)
refuel a gas car in somewhere between one-and-a-half and two minutes, what exactly will the bottleneck look like when the very best we can hope for in the future is a recharging time of 12 to 20 minutes?
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Cars just encourage the lower classes to move about needlessly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 05, 2018 10:48 AM (+y/Ru)
I ran the numbers a few years ago...
Take the amount of Fuel we use in Transportation... and convert it to KiloWatt hours...
and you'll find we would have to INCREASE our electric grid by 130% to cover the additional electricity used.... ie... MORE than double it.
And that's with perfect transmission and storage... neither of which we have...
So, where would that new electricity come from??? in usable form.. at NIGHT when people want to charge their cars???
Only available reliable method? Nat Gas or Coal plants... because we can't seem to do Nuclear here...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (NgKpN)
Oh Boo Hoo ... if the dumb bitch had just kept her hands on Ten and Two, and stuck to "Yes, Sir" and "No, Sir", none of this would have ever happened.*
*shit I learned here
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (upzye)
https://tinyurl.com/ycszmr4o
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (7HtZB)
Only available reliable method? Nat Gas or Coal plants... because we can't seem to do Nuclear here...
Posted by: Don Q.
Also remember that batteries require minerals available from mining. We'd be trading one foreign dependency for another.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 11:01 AM (326rv)
See his notes on oar to sail...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)
Word...
Posted by: Judah Ben Hur at January 05, 2018 11:01 AM (NgKpN)
Prosecutor needs longer on cop's killing of Australian woman
Post Dec 26, 2017.
Same day:
Minneapolis police have removed a memorial created by a white supremacist group to honor an Australian woman killed by a Somali-American officer last summer.
The hate group Identify Evropa took credit for the shrine honoring Justine Damond outside the Minneapolis police headquarters on its Twitter account on Saturday.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 11:01 AM (BtQd4)
The wall outlet, you h8ter. Obviously. I mean it's science and all, stuff you republicans can't understand.
/denizen of LA
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 11:02 AM (7LY+6)
Let me guess: "composite politicians."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 11:02 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ever at January 05, 2018 11:02 AM (wQ1Qo)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 05, 2018 11:03 AM (RuIsu)
Can't repudiate falsehoods, so don't waste time. Let 'em blow up on their own.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 11:03 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:04 AM (IqV8l)
Oh Boo Hoo ... if the dumb bitch had just kept her hands on Ten and Two, and stuck to "Yes, Sir" and "No, Sir", none of this would have ever happened.*
*shit I learned here
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM
She wasn't in a car dumbass.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 11:05 AM (tPrp3)
The answer is obvious. MRAPs.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 10:46 AM (upzye)
And a bigger swat team. After all, Wichita, Kansas (murder rate 3.9) has big worries, like Chicago (murder rate 20).
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 05, 2018 11:06 AM (zMj9Z)
Posted by: sinalco at January 05, 2018 11:07 AM (yODqO)
That's what Bush did. Trump proved you have to yell the truth or, eventually, that falsehood becomes what ppl bl to be the truth. This is serious w Mueller. He wants to take out Trump and obstruction is his best shot w the Russian angle lost.
Posted by: Ever at January 05, 2018 11:08 AM (wQ1Qo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2018 11:05 AM (tPrp3)
It's sarcasm, dumbass.
Whenever Excessive Force was argued here, a group of posters would always post shit about "I'm always polite, so bad things like this will never happen to me."
Hence, Ten and Two. Dumbass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:08 AM (upzye)
Ahmad al-Gamal, an Egyptian columnist for Egyptian daily Al-Yawm Al-Sabi, advocated in the newspaper on March 11 that Egypt sue the State of Israel for damages caused by the 10 Biblical plagues.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:09 AM (IqV8l)
Did the Egyptians use the balm? Who told them to use the balm?
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Ever at January 05, 2018 11:02 AM (wQ1Qo)
First of all PDT asking Sessions not to step aside is perfectly legal and in fact the right thing to do. Sessions did NOTHING that should have caused him to step aside. He met with the Russian Ambassador which as a Senator is part of his duties and completely above board
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (5y11N)
Early Clawsitraction model.
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (88xKn)
Ahmad al-Gamal, an Egyptian columnist for Egyptian daily Al-Yawm Al-Sabi, advocated in the newspaper on March 11 that Egypt sue the State of Israel for damages caused by the 10 Biblical plagues.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:09 AM (IqV8l)
WTF? Does "Al-Yawm Al-Sabi" translate as "Onion"?
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (FhXTo)
Oh Boo Hoo ... if the dumb bitch had just kept her hands on Ten and Two, and stuck to "Yes, Sir" and "No, Sir", none of this would have ever happened.*
*shit I learned here
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (upzye)
She could've been hiding an entire arsenal in her pajamas.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (k2Hcx)
Only available reliable method? Nat Gas or Coal plants... because we can't seem to do Nuclear here...
Posted by: Don Q.
Also remember that batteries require minerals available from mining. We'd be trading one foreign dependency for another.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 11:01 AM (326rv)
I just saw this on Hotair
As you can see, oil and nuclear account for nearly 60% of the power being consumed, while renewables are only managing to produce 7% during peak demand hours. And of that 7% renewable energy, the wind farms were only kicking in 13% of it. Fully 85% of the renewable energy was coming from burning wood or refuse.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 11:11 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Before, after, or DURING the suit against Egypt for enslaving the Jews?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 11:11 AM (326rv)
So you do not think being cooperative and not fighting with the cops is a good idea and prevents escalation in 99% of contact with authorities? I do not know your point of trying to misrepresent what people are saying.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 11:11 AM (pCPGh)
I look forward to Israel's class-action cross-complaint for Egypt's wage & hour violations against all those Hebrews who were forced to build the Pyramids.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2018 11:11 AM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (5y11N)
Should be really be all that surprised that when push came to shove a Career DC Politician, Sessions, chose to cover his own ass instead of take on the DC Establishment ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:12 AM (upzye)
Que? Bush rolled over. PDT uses the bully pulpit, not wasting time responding to every twittiot.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)
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And a bigger swat team. After all, Wichita, Kansas (murder rate 3.9) has big worries, like Chicago (murder rate 20).
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 05, 2018 11:06 AM
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What's funny is a lot of us Kansans look at Wichita the way the country looks at Chicago and Baltimore.
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2018 11:12 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Before, after, or DURING the suit against Egypt for enslaving the Jews?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 11:11 AM (326rv)
The United States is the only country to have had slavery.
Posted by: College Student who's failing core classes but is nailing that ethnic studies course at January 05, 2018 11:12 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:09 AM (IqV8l)
Sure. BTW, here is a bill for all those cities we built for you while we were down there, including an item for supplied straw. Interest is calculated at 1% APY since 1400 BC.
-Israel.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2018 11:12 AM (bZ7mE)
Oh Boo Hoo ... if the dumb bitch had just kept her hands on Ten and Two, and stuck to "Yes, Sir" and "No, Sir", none of this would have ever happened.*
*shit I learned here
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (upzye)
She could've been hiding an entire arsenal in her pajamas.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs)
The cop shoot her by shooting across (he was passenger) the car missing his driving partner and shooting her through the door.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 11:13 AM (BtQd4)
So this bombshell tell-all book about Trump comes with a disclaimer by
the author that parts may not be true. Which is Trump's fault.
https://tinyurl.com/ycszmr4o
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 11:00 AM (7HtZB)
The BS from that book over at the dailymail this morning is Fing amazingly stupid.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 05, 2018 11:13 AM (aVYsC)
The timing seems to have something to do with the refutation of the Russian collusion thing. just my 2cents.
Posted by: booknlass at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (CXrpl)
Whilst consuming more than 7 percent of production dollars.
It's almost as if the whole "renewables" sector is a scam or something...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (7LY+6)
Can't agree with you more, but still Sessions needs to support Trump by repudiating this claim, if false. If not, then Sessions should have stepped down. He owned his country more than being a part-time AG.
Any hit back at Mueller that can be made needs to be loud and forceful. That includes disavowing NYT's Trump-hate, if possible.
Posted by: Ever at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (wQ1Qo)
This is one of the most frustrating things related to local politics/local news.
In Denver the press goes out of its way to hide crime/anything negative about illegal immigrants, anything negative about legalized weed, and crime that is bad for tourism/PR.
For example, about 6 years ago there was a gang that was attacking people downtown while they were leaving bars at closing time. Attacking with baseball bats, stealing wallets, purses, etc.. I wasn't until the gang started doing this in daylight - within a few blocks of the Rockies stadium - that the MSM broke the story and police announced they were ON IT!!
Same thing happened about a year ago when various homeless drug groups started feuding with each other. No mention by police and local news until some guy, drugged out of his mind, went on a rampage whacking random people with a pvc pipe. Downtown workers filmed it, and all of a sudden the media and police ate ON IT!!
How do you stay safe if they don't warn you of crime trends?
How do you stay safe if they protect and welcome illegal alien criminals?
My mom was mugged at 4:30pm on a Monday outside of an upscale mall - still don't know if this was a trend that she could have avoided if warned vs. random crime of opportunity.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (W+vEI)
Ahmad al-Gamal, an Egyptian columnist for Egyptian daily Al-Yawm Al-Sabi, advocated in the newspaper on March 11 that Egypt sue the State of Israel for damages caused by the 10 Biblical plagues.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:09 AM (IqV8l
Do you want Lizardcars raining down on your country ?
Because this is how you get Lizardcars raining down on your country.
Posted by: Those Sneeky Joos can do ANYTHING! at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (gs8be)
Poland is the quintessential east/west place, meaning they got hammered by both the nazis and commies. Then to add insults on top of that, we got polack jokes as part of the horrendous taste of the 70s. They never knuckled under and put on pink pussy hats; they said fuck this shit and kicked the assholes out.
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Not to mention the ottomans . . .
Also, they just voted to close all the stores down on Sunday. Phased over the next two years. (It applies to larger chain stores not local mom and pop stores) so that people can have the Lord's day for rest. I have nothing but RESPECT for the Poles. I'm in no ways Polish.
Posted by: simplemind at January 05, 2018 11:15 AM (9RW1R)
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 11:15 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 11:13 AM (BtQd4)
She walked with a purpose toward the car, placing the officer in fear for his life, and hence had it coming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:15 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ever at January 05, 2018 11:15 AM (wQ1Qo)
Nothing new there, I guess.....
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2018 11:16 AM (6hWd1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:15 AM (NWiLs)
Amnd just what the hell was she doing walking around outside un-escorted by a brother or a father anyway? Cheeky bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2018 11:17 AM (c8EhQ)
So, of course, what happened? PEOPLE BELIEVED IT WAS REAL. Because if it weren't for Fake News, we'd have no news at all.
And now it is a thing, on Twitter. And it has affected our gracious host so much, he changed his whole Twitter profile around it.
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2018 11:17 AM (Z5y53)
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I think we need input from GorillaPundit on this one.
Posted by: josephistan at January 05, 2018 11:18 AM (7HtZB)
Last night it was single digits. Canal across the street from me is hard frozen. First time I have seen that since I moved here 10 years ago.
Seeing all kinds of critter tracks in the snow. I can't imagine these creatures have seen this before.
Posted by: Big V at January 05, 2018 11:18 AM (MVE/7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:15 AM (NWiLs)
Amnd just what the hell was she doing walking around outside un-escorted by a brother or a father anyway? Cheeky bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2018 11:17 AM (c8EhQ)
And uncovered to boot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:19 AM (IqV8l)
She walked with a purpose toward the car
Don't walk with a porpoise!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:19 AM (IqV8l)
No kidding. They're rapey.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:19 AM (IqV8l)
Speaking of porpoises, did you know that there was once a dolphin in line to inherit the French throne?
I read this.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 11:11 AM (pCPGh)
My points are simple.
We've elevated Police from a status of Citizens with temporary arrest powers to a Full-Time Extra-Constitutional Class.
And, as such, like every other Empowered Class ... they'll turn that power against the Citizenry - not use it for the Citizenry. It's already happening.
And, as the case of this lady from Minnesota shows ... yet again ... no amount of courtesy will protect us from the Capricious Whims of this Empowered Class.
Misrepresent my ass ... the Ten and Two comments are a direct fucking lift from someone a few months ago. I won't name them out of courtesy - but I will mock their sentiment - yet again. Some of you think the Police simply won't bite YOUR ass ... because you live in the right section of town or you'll be polite or whatever. You're wrong - it's all a matter of probability and statistics at this point.
Until we're willing to de-fang the Police, this is going to happen more. Not less.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (upzye)
these last few months regarding our proposed complete conversion to a
battery-powered motoring future, the question still the same: If we can
refuel a gas car in somewhere between one-and-a-half and two minutes,
what exactly will the bottleneck look like when the very best we can
hope for in the future is a recharging time of 12 to 20 minutes?
No problem....and how about the winter driving and hot desert driving on the battery's. Or am I just full of BS.
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2018 10:46 AM (6hWd1)
The batteries on my Prius (don't hate, I've got a long commute) experience noticeably degraded performance in the cold. I've also read that heat has the same effect. The efficiency curve is much narrower for hybrid/battery cars and will be until battery tech improves.
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50 Whatever you people did to inflict this upon us, I had no part of that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering all over. Hopping all around. at January 05, 2018 09:42 AM (mf5HN)
What if we were thinking of you when we did it? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Way to admit our God is real and not your fake moon god.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 11:21 AM (0R8lo)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 11:21 AM (9TR2V)
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Don't walk with a porpoise!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:19 AM (IqV8l)
No kidding. They're rapey.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:19 AM (NWiLs)
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Porpoises are youts of indeterminate ethnicity?
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2018 11:21 AM (pMGkg)
She actually walked toward the cruiser with what bystanders described as "a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound." She was pulling spitting high-tension wires down. The cop who shot her apparently "screamed bug-eyed" as she looked in on him.
Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (tRaq7)
Very elusive.
Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2018 11:22 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2018 11:23 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (tRaq7)
That's disappointing. With over 1500 cable, HD and satellite channels out there you'd think there'd be at least one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs)
How do you stay safe if they protect and welcome illegal alien criminals?
My mom was mugged at 4:30pm on a Monday outside of an upscale mall - still don't know if this was a trend that she could have avoided if warned vs. random crime of opportunity.
Posted by: Lizzy
Two press types in Norfolk found out about this the hard way. They were attacked, and their own media outfit sat on it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2018 11:23 AM (326rv)
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There's not a Gorilla Channel?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM
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I've never thought about it before, but now I really want one.
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2018 11:23 AM (pMGkg)
The OIG has nothing to do w Sessions, since it began prior to Trump's inauguration, and, if it has anything to do w the election behavior of DOJ/FBI it appears Sessions will not be part of any future prosecution/further investigation. Sessions told Grassley that Uranium One would be investigated by Rosenstein which was insanity, based on Rosenstein's involvement as US Attorney. I do agree that having the Little Rock FBI start a re-investigation of the Clinton Foundation is a good start, but I still bl that if Trump did ask him NOT to recuse himself and he still felt a need to do so, he should have respected Trump and stepped down as AG. JMHO, of course.
Posted by: Ever at January 05, 2018 11:24 AM (wQ1Qo)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 11:21 AM (9TR2V)
Spare me ... I called him a dumbass back. We're even. If I'm not bothered by being called a dumbass - you shouldn't be either.
Besides ... sometimes I AM a dumbass. Just not this time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:24 AM (upzye)
She actually walked toward the cruiser with what bystanders described as "a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound." She was pulling spitting high-tension wires down. The cop who shot her apparently "screamed bug-eyed" as she looked in on him.
Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)
So he prevented her from picking up a bus and throwing it back down before wading through the village toward the center of town. My God. He's a hero!
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 11:24 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2018 11:25 AM (T0yXe)
Hmm. So you're saying nature points out the folly of man?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 11:25 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2018 11:25 AM (h9O3m)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2018 11:25 AM (t/7gr)
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/40615/
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 11:25 AM (BtQd4)
Ahmad al-Gamal, an Egyptian columnist for Egyptian daily Al-Yawm Al-Sabi, advocated in the newspaper on March 11 that Egypt sue the State of Israel for damages caused by the 10 Biblical plagues.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 11:09 AM (IqV8l
Do you want Lizardcars raining down on your country ?
Because this is how you get Lizardcars raining down on your country.
Posted by: Those Sneeky Joos can do ANYTHING! at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (gs8be)
Hmmm... then how about reparations for Slavery?
We'll take the deeds to the Pyramids and such...
Posted by: Moses at January 05, 2018 11:26 AM (NgKpN)
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Testing. Damn iPhone.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2018 11:25 AM
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Iphone, I damn thee!
Posted by: Navin J. at January 05, 2018 11:26 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Cornelius at January 05, 2018 11:26 AM (5Isv3)
And, as such, like every other Empowered Class ... they'll turn that power against the Citizenry - not use it for the Citizenry. It's already happening.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (upzye)
Yup, yup and yup.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2018 11:26 AM (0R8lo)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 11:27 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 05, 2018 11:28 AM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 05, 2018 11:14 AM (7LY+6)
How can you even think such a thing?
Posted by: C. Rony at January 05, 2018 11:28 AM (gwPgz)
He does have that right, no?
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 11:28 AM (9TR2V)
Anyone telling someone who says someone else should be banned that that someone else shouldn't be banned spends a night in the box. And the someone spends a night in the box, too. So does the someone else.
Posted by: Zod at January 05, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0)
I agree! I think.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2018 11:29 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Han Solo at January 05, 2018 11:30 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 11:28 AM (9TR2V)
I'm sure he does. So run and tell him. I'm sure he doesn't have enough hall-monitors as it is.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:33 AM (upzye)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 05, 2018 11:33 AM (S/hVx)
I had a dream that the TPL delivered a rhinoceros out to my place on the same terms, except that I had to bring it back in a month, and I was worried that I'd incur some damage to my stock trailer, but it was fun leaning on the fence, and looking at my rhinoceros grazing in my field.
In the morning, I told my wife about the dream, and she said "You're not getting a rhinoceros!"
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 05, 2018 11:37 AM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 05, 2018 11:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Paul Harvey at January 05, 2018 11:41 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2018 11:43 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2018 11:43 AM (k2Hcx)
With current technology, the only thing that would provide nearly the same "refueling" time would be swapping batteries.
Probably the lowest cost to electric power grid upgrades to support that would be regional recharge stations. Battery recharge would be by a service provider. Not at home.
This would introduce a lot of inefficiencies. Batteries are heavy. And they would need transport each way.
We would still need to build lots more power plants.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 05, 2018 11:51 AM (di1hb)
Please , with his self righteous crap. No one here has defended that Somali cop. Your guys cop hate is over the top.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 05, 2018 11:54 AM (pCPGh)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 05, 2018 12:14 PM (rAIG/)
We've elevated Police from a status of Citizens with temporary arrest powers to a Full-Time Extra-Constitutional Class.
And, as such, like every other Empowered Class ... they'll turn that
power against the Citizenry - not use it for the Citizenry. It's
already happening.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 05, 2018 11:20 AM (upzye)
Yup, yup and yup.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 05, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
I SO agree.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 05, 2018 12:16 PM (rAIG/)
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