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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ace of Spades Pet ThreadPets! Emotional.h/t vendette Most of us have brought back a pet from the vet's office after some type of sedation. If you haven't here is a look at the pets. Travelling? Lonely? There's room service for that. Someone's lost pet could be someone's dinner? The odd couple. Born to sled Tom Cat says the other guy looks worse.-ALHTalk about kickin' a$$ and takin' names. Thanks ALH Hello: Tutti Fruitti was a rescue from under a construction dumpster at about 5 weeks. We couldn't tell what parts were to be had, so Mom and I assumed it was a girl. When the beautiful tabby with the sweet face was about 6 months, we made the appointment for spaying. Dad had the honors of picking up and paying, and the vet came out and told Dad the good news was that it was only $40 instead of $120, the bad news was because the cat was a "he" not a "she"...Tutti is now 9 and takes my place on the couch, and is my laptop cat (that's a 13 inch MacBook he's planted his tush on). Henrietta Hot Paws was a rescue from a small local group, chosen as a companion to Tutti. She was the smallest, thinnest 6 month old I had ever seen, and clingy as all get out. Her favorite place was tucked up against my side with her paws on me--she really hates cold feet and as a baby, she had really warm feet, hence the Hot Paws part of the name. My dad named both of them, so we blame him for the names. Tutti answers to his, she only answers to "kitty". The video is Henrietta helping me open my new Boll & Branch sheet set, and the other is where all cats hang out, in the bathroom when you are in it....Thanks for taking the time and effort to submit several emails. Nancy was having computer issues. We hope that your computer issues have been straightened out. It looks like these kittehs are completely and utterly spoiled. I’ve been mostly a lurker for the past several years and have occasionally posted under “Just a deb”. When you have had several pets over your life time there is always one that stands out - ours is Moose the Cat. He came to us quite innocently, brought him home as a kitten from a friends after bringing our family over to watch a Husker game (back when they used to win). Kids loved the kitty, so home he goes. He distinguished himself early on as a trouble maker. He ate half a stick of butter (pooped out the melted version), used my husbands workboot as a litter box, turned a bag of bagels to crumbs, licked the plastic wrap off a Birthday cake so he could eat the frosting. I got called home from work because the kids were frantic, Moose was foaming at the mouth, got into some Roundup and nearly died but rallied hard back to living. This became his thing, how many times would he escape death. He got on top of my SUV and I didn’t see him as I left for work. He was clinging to life as I hit 50 mph and finally heard his screams. Got ran over, pilled on by a collapsing wood pile, picked up by animal control after being missing for 3 weeks, invited himself into neighbors homes, lounged in the middle of the street, trapped in the neighbors attic. One of the most notable things he did in his later years was stow away in our camper on a very hot July day. We stopped about 2 hours into the drive to grab our groceries, I opened the camper door and he yelled, I screamed. He looked all sweaty and wild eyed. We had to keep him with us, too far to drive home. He entertained the other campers and was good about keeping close. Morning to depart he was no where to be seen, we searched for hours. Getting desperate, Husband remembering his old farm days popped the hood and there he was. Turns out he was stuck over the engine block of the truck. So close to death. Even in his elder years he always entertained. He made it a little over 20 years, a miracle in our eyes since he was a bit reckless in his younger years. Thanks Deb. Quite the story. Another kitteh who was totally spoiled. Hi All, longtime lurker Mike here - Counter-clockwise from the top, this is Arrow, Gizmo and Shido. The picture was not posed, I walked in and found them this way, plotting their next big caper. Sadly time and age caught up with all three and they have crossedQuite the crew Mike. Thanks for sending in the story of the 3 amigos. This is the appropriately named Loki. He’s roughly 25% Boxer, 25% Labrador Retriever, and 50% Great Northern Asshole. Squirrels are his nemesis and he smells like old cheese. How could that big sweetie be an asshole? We call BS Nathan. Merry Christmas to you and Happy New Year!Happy Belated Holidays to you folks as well. This our poor mistreated pup Ekolu, he keeps our house safe all week while we slave away at work. We LOVE weekends. Island Girl Wow what a guard dog there Island Girl. We bet he is glad when the weekends roll around to. Thanks for the submission. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I spotted the sniper!
Posted by: Don Q. at January 06, 2018 02:59 PM (NgKpN) 2
Beautiful Husky. My brother use to have one of those and it was the most friendly dog I have ever seen.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 06, 2018 03:01 PM (mpXpK) 3
My new pup has almost the same markings as Ekolu and spends a significant part of his life lying on the couch in exactly the same position.
And the picture of Loki is awesome. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 03:07 PM (/tuJf) 4
Ekolu needs to learn to relax. I loved all the stories on the pet thread. Thank you for this treat.
Posted by: Sallynell at January 06, 2018 03:07 PM (OTeuc) 5
Leo to the doggie chiropractor this morning and the vet tech came out and we did a mass inoculation of the whole kennel. A productive morning. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2018 03:13 PM (Zb8Mo) 6
Pet Thread!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 03:15 PM (Sfs6o) 7
Sufficiently cat-centric.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 06, 2018 03:17 PM (/qEW2) 8
Hope they tossed a dryer sheet in with Moose the cat, otherwise you're dealing with the mother of all static cling issues when he came out.
Posted by: Hands at January 06, 2018 03:17 PM (EzdLW) 9
WeaselDog doesn't have much fur and is not a fan of the extreme cold weather. I have her bundled up in her favorite blanket and she's still shivering. She also shivers in the middle of summer, so I think she's just a shiverer.
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 03:18 PM (Sfs6o) 10
Adorable bunch of kittehs and doggehs...love the trio!
Posted by: CN at January 06, 2018 03:20 PM (5gaNQ) 11
Yay! The food thread!
Posted by: BarkyObama at January 06, 2018 03:21 PM (5HYYq) 12
What lovely stories! Thanks to Mis and all who sent in their pics and tales.
Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:22 PM (14URa) Posted by: McGyver at January 06, 2018 03:24 PM (5HYYq) 14
Jerry Van Dyke, comedian and actor, dead at age 86
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 06, 2018 03:24 PM (e8kgV) 15
How's that for timing. Elivs' new collar was just delivered by FedEx.
He is currently styling it around the house. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf) 16
Oh, I see. We're all downstairs trying to save Bob's life and no one calls nood. Fine. Fine!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 03:28 PM (gC2IV) 17
Oh thank goodness. That last thread was starting to smell like burnt hair and hot glue.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 03:30 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: Aviator at January 06, 2018 03:30 PM (2cuLk) 19
OT Moonwalker John Young dead at 87.
Posted by: Alf767 at January 06, 2018 03:31 PM (l9B5i) 20
Slams dryer door shut. Sets to tumble dry. Bwahaha
Posted by: The dog at January 06, 2018 03:31 PM (gC2IV) 21
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How's that for timing. Elivs' new collar was just delivered by FedEx. He is currently styling it around the house. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf) They do seem to enjoy parading around in their new stuff. Dogs are funny. Cats are more judgmental. Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:32 PM (14URa) 22
Tutti and Henrietta are adorable! I love kitties with blobby little mustaches.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 03:33 PM (qJtVm) 23
HE'S GOT A BALL!!!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* *mag change* *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* Posted by: Wichita PD at January 06, 2018 03:33 PM (NWiLs) 24
Oh goodness after a day of running my ass off doing stuff for mom and myself what a pleasure to sit down and look at all these beautiful pets.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:35 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 06, 2018 03:36 PM (Ckg4U) 26
I just wanna rub Henrietta's belly and damn the consequences.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 03:37 PM (qJtVm) 27
The way I was scrolling, I saw the pic of the Parrots, and no dog.
Thought it was hilarious someone sent in a painting as their pet. Scrolled down for the story about the painted parrots. Then, I saw the dog. I like the dog too. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 03:38 PM (25nrF) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 06, 2018 03:38 PM (Ckg4U) 29
Will someone please find Ekolu a good home? Poor thing looks so distressed......
Nice Pets Ya'll! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 06, 2018 03:38 PM (EoRCO) 30
Aviator, my son keeps telling me I should get into making pet collars. I tried once but maybe I will give it another go.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:39 PM (CNHr1) 31
30 Aviator, my son keeps telling me I should get into making pet collars. I tried once but maybe I will give it another go.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:39 PM (CNHr1) Make them in human sizes and you will make big bank. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 03:40 PM (qJtVm) 32
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Aviator, my son keeps telling me I should get into making pet collars. I tried once but maybe I will give it another go. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:39 PM (CNHr1) I bet they'd be really, really swanky, Jewells! Sounds like a good idea. Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:41 PM (14URa) 33
Bob says "I'm feeling better!! Think I'll go for a walk now!"
Posted by: Heidi at January 06, 2018 03:29 PM (4CCz5) Make him wear a hat. If a bat sees and smells him, he'll get bitten. And then he will be a Cannibal and a Vampire!! Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 03:42 PM (25nrF) 34
Great pets!!
Ever notice how you can get sick and tired of family, friend, and coworkers but never your pets? Funny that. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 06, 2018 03:42 PM (3BFzK) 35
I hear that Trump is going a get a pet ferret and call it Valerie.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at January 06, 2018 03:42 PM (ILitO) 36
28 Hey Slap, you can remove me.
I'm over it. Can't decide who I pity more, her or this schmuck who's going all in after only a year and a half. I'm confident that they'll ruin each others' lives. Posted by: Johnny at January 06, 2018 03:43 PM (kUotE) 37
Make him wear a hat. If a bat sees and smells him, he'll get bitten. And then he will be a Cannibal and a Vampire!!
Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 03:42 PM (25nrF) A vannibal? Campire? Since he could only then consume other vampires he'd quickly starve. Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 06, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2018 03:44 PM (iCu30) 39
Peaches, I made a pink one and put little glass diamond looking beads on it. It was kinda cute. Still have it somewhere. It's for a small dog, like a chihuahua.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:45 PM (CNHr1) 40
lol Eris.. a human dog collar? Well.. I guess ya never know!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:46 PM (CNHr1) 41
A vannibal? Campire?
Since he could only then consume other vampires he'd quickly starve. Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 06, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs) He only needs fresh blood. Heidi could make him blood sammiches. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 03:47 PM (25nrF) 42
Love the pics of pets after the vet! My dad was a vet, and anesthesia with animals is always tricky. You can't ask the animals if they're sufficiently alert enough after surgery to know if it's safe to let them go home.
When I was a teenager we had a clinic in our house and we kids had to answer the clinic phone on evenings and weekends. (This was back in the days before voicemail and answering machines. Since people knew they were calling our house, they'd call at all hours and it was either answer the phone or listen to it ring and ring and ring.) One Sunday afternoon a woman called to say that she had her cat put to sleep and now she couldn't wake him up. I was dreading having to tell her that being 'put to sleep' meant the cat would never wake up when she said, "Well, that cat is making a liar out of me! He just started walking around right now." I gathered the cat had been anesthetized for surgery, not actually 'put to sleep'. Good times. Posted by: biancaneve at January 06, 2018 03:47 PM (A/iod) 43
That picture of black Loki is stunning. Great shot. He looks a lot like my daughter's dog, who is also 50 percent asshole. Maybe 55.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 06, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: washrivergal at January 06, 2018 03:49 PM (tcwn1) 45
I hear that Trump is going a get a pet ferret and call it Valerie.
--- He wanted a gorilla, but the White House staff insisted there wasn't space for it. Posted by: Methos and 82,281 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 06, 2018 03:50 PM (XQvuQ) 46
Travelling? Lonely? There's room service for that.
Best part, if Buster has an accident, not your worry. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 06, 2018 03:50 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: grammie winger - at January 06, 2018 03:50 PM (lwiT4) 48
Trump should bring two small dogs out on leashes for his next pressers on the lawn. Their names? This one is Acosta and this one is named April. Then tug on the leashes a little.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 03:51 PM (gC2IV) 49
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Peaches, I made a pink one and put little glass diamond looking beads on it. It was kinda cute. Still have it somewhere. It's for a small dog, like a chihuahua. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:45 PM (CNHr1) That's probably your target demographic, Jewells. Can't envision something like that on a pit or a rottweiler . . . In fact, you might be able to market them to cat owners (not me, but plenty of insane people out there). Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:51 PM (14URa) 50
Posted by: biancaneve at January 06, 2018 03:47 PM (A/iod)
Did it impact your view of animals in any negative way? My bff's father was a vet, and for some reason, it gave her an aversion to dogs...which made me think she was not gonna be my bff. She's got dogs, cats and goats now. But the dog thing took having kids and a long time before she warmed up to them. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 03:52 PM (25nrF) 51
He wanted a gorilla, but the White House staff insisted there wasn't space for it.
Posted by: Methos and 82,281 other people want Last Jedi eliminated from star wars canon at January 06, 2018 03:50 PM (XQvuQ) Nobody had the nerve to say that to Obama, did they? Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:52 PM (14URa) 52
"Merry Christmas to you and Happy New Year! Bailey and Kahlua are waiting for Santa. Love, Farmer"
Wow! We had a yellow lab and choc lab that were named Bailey and Kahlua! Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2018 03:52 PM (Enq6K) 53
Time those pussies,and that includes the Doggehs follow the example of the Border Collie and do some tough sledding and quit bitchin'...cut off their free lunches.
Posted by: saf at January 06, 2018 03:53 PM (cS/ge) 54
>>He wanted a gorilla, but the White House staff insisted there wasn't space for it.
One of the funnier things I've seen today is Netflix putting out a tweeting asking people to stop calling them and asking for the gorilla channel. Whoever follows Trump is going to be boring as hell. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf) 55
While walking our PWD (who will turn seven on Wednesday) this afternoon, for some reason or another the "pet shaming" themes on social media came to mind. You know of what I speak - take a picture of a pet, perhaps in the carnage it wrought while your back was turned, and label it with something that casts blame or shame on the animal (on the assumption, of course, that the animal would have the slightest idea to what you are referring). Har-de-freaking-har. It would do the owners of these creatures a world of good if their witty bon mots were replaced by one of two phrases: (1) "my owner is an asshole" or (2) "please rescue me, my owner is an asshole" /steps off soapbox, douses with gasoline, lights match Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 03:53 PM (pNxlR) 56
Another outstanding pet thread. Thank you, Mis Hum and I hope your setters are all doing well
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 03:54 PM (3Up6t) 57
Freeze!
Put your hands in the air! Are there any pets in the residence? You will place them on a leash or in the back yard or we will shoot them! We will NOT negotiate! Posted by: Officer Cowboy Your Door at January 06, 2018 03:55 PM (bJ0w+) 58
Ben!!! Happy New Year, my dear! How are things in Texas? It was -9 here when I woke up today. At 8 am. It's just nuts.
Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:55 PM (14URa) 59
Hey grammie!! Did you order the cross necklace and earrings, beach set and colorful bracelet?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:56 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 03:57 PM (pNxlR) 61
Great pet pics!
Love all the doggehs. I hope I may deserve a doggeh before I myself cross the bridge. I am reading "How Dogs Love Us" Written by a nuero scientist who did a bunch of brain scans with an MRI device. Fascinating stuff. I don't think I shall ever see "How Cats Love Us" in print. Will mention it on the book thread. Posted by: navybrat with a lint roller at January 06, 2018 03:58 PM (w7KSn) 62
Hey grammie!! Did you order the cross necklace and earrings, beach set and colorful bracelet?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:56 PM (CNHr1) =================== Shhhhhhhh! He's not supposed to find out!! Posted by: grammie winger - at January 06, 2018 03:58 PM (lwiT4) 63
Shhhhhhhh! He's not supposed to find out!!
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 06, 2018 03:58 PM (lwiT4) Is the Rev a lurker? Because, if he is, he should know that you are a woman who deserves to be spoiled. Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:59 PM (14URa) 64
lol!!! sorry grammie... hope you like everything. It will be in the mail Monday. I got another order from a lurker she said to tell everyone hi. Sorry, obviously she didn't leave a name.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:59 PM (CNHr1) 65
I don't think I shall ever see "How Cats Love Us" in print. Single SJW femnysts know how: they draw straws to see which one gets to eat their face when they die, old and alone, in their "hoarders special" apartment. / retires to the "dark net" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 04:00 PM (pNxlR) 66
Is the Rev a lurker?
Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 03:59 PM (14URa) ========================= Oh dear no. We've only been married a year and a half. I don't want to disillusion him already! Posted by: grammie winger - at January 06, 2018 04:00 PM (lwiT4) 67
One of the funnier things I've seen today is Netflix putting out a tweeting asking people to stop calling them and asking for the gorilla channel.
ROFLMAO Gold. Comedy Gold. Just read Trump's latest tweet and he said he's always been "like, really smart". He must be trolling press again. Using "like, really smart" is total bait. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 04:02 PM (25nrF) 68
Peaches, it hasn't been that bad here. Some ice in the outside water troughs but that's about it.
I hope you are staying warm. I thought about telling you to try a sleeping bag to sit in while you are at the computer. A Happy New Year to you as well, Dear Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:04 PM (3Up6t) 69
Whoever follows Trump is going to be boring as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf) It might be nice if the GOPe can give us some non Mutt Rombley type primary choices in the future. I was despairing that Reagan would be the only candidate I voted enthusiastically for in my lifetime. Maybe Pence will be ok but he'll have to stay in his comfort zone, otherwise he could look like a GOP Tim Kaine. Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2018 04:04 PM (y7DUB) 70
RIP. I loved him in "Coach".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 03:57 PM (pNxlR) They just started running Coach here. I always liked Craig Nelson in that role. So I watched an episode and it was so hilariously politically incorrect it was awesome. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 04:05 PM (25nrF) 71
Mrs Krebs doesn't understand what calls me to spend time here. I tell her that it My sister lurks at the HQ and from time to time posts here. I must confess that I do not recall what nickname she uses for her postings. Mrs. Krebs and i, together with my sister and her better half, took part in the 9/12 marches on DC in '09 and '10. BiL had his picture taken with Andrew Breitbart and Steven Crowder during those happy fun times. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 04:06 PM (pNxlR) 72
I hope you are staying warm. I thought about telling you to try a sleeping bag to sit in while you are at the computer.
A Happy New Year to you as well, Dear Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:04 PM (3Up6t) LOL!!! I used to do a lot of skiing and I keep telling my sister, I have a great powder suit in the guest room closet, no law says I can't hang around the house in it! Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:06 PM (14URa) 73
That picture of black Loki is stunning. Great shot. He looks a lot like my daughter's dog, who is also 50 percent asshole. Maybe 55.
Posted by: grammie winger - at January 06, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4) LOL I did not see that coming. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 04:08 PM (25nrF) 74
Since we live a little ways out from town, people dump their animals out here on occasion. That's how Tom Cat came to live here.
Tom Cat has a real sweet deal here at Casa H. Currently, another cat is trying to horn in on Tom's living arrangements. He got into a fight with this other cat last night, and came into the garage and ate Tom's food. We have a live animal trap we are going to set for this guy and take him back to town, close to a restaurant. He will find plenty to eat there and help out with the rat population. Can't have my Tom Cat get hurt by some Siamese MS13 gangster. Posted by: ALH at January 06, 2018 04:08 PM (fjf5L) 75
Oh, and thank you grammie. So very much appreciated!! You guys are so good to me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 04:09 PM (CNHr1) 76
For those of you who are (prematurely) rejoicing about the disappearance of sonobi, may I remind you that it now is wintertime? Sonobi may only be hibernating, rather than having been banished. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 04:10 PM (pNxlR) 77
Do any of you dog owners in cold climates put petroleum jelly on their paw pads to somewhat protect them from the ungodly amount of salt that gets dumped on the roads? Teddy's pads have taken a beating and Mrs Hate has started doing this based on something she read online.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2018 04:10 PM (y7DUB) 78
I love the pet thread. Doggos and Kittehs alike.
Posted by: plum at January 06, 2018 04:11 PM (Jw7vw) 79
Another great job, MisHum. God bless all the Pet Morons and their owners, who obviously abuse them horribly. Need to find the video of our puppies and their first bale of hay. Puppy crack. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2018 04:12 PM (Zb8Mo) 80
Being a vet's kid - Out of five kids, I was the only one indifferent to animals growing up. When I was little we had a cat named BC, for Black Cat, and a collie named Odin. Odin was a great dog. My mother would let us kids play in the front yard and never worry about us because Odin would herd us like sheep if we got too close to the road. Then we added a Persian cat, Bluebell, which was officially my older sister's cat. When Bluebell had kittens, one of them became mine, named Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell didn't last very long, however. She met an unfortunate end in our neighbor's back yard. (We think she was chased by something and tried to hide in a plumbing pipe laying around. She got stuck and broker her neck trying to get out.) I was sad, but not traumatized.
After Odin, we had another collie, Sabrina. Sabrina was a beautiful dog, but she had an eye infection when she was a puppy, so her eye had to be removed, which is how she ended up at our house. I think most of our pets were cast-offs from my dad's vet practice. Sabrina was not well-behaved, however, and we kids could have taken better care of her. After Sabrina came Toby, a schnauzer that my dad really liked, and Ziggy, a wire-haired dauchsund that was my younger sister's dog. Ziggy was a bit obsessive about my sister. He would zealously guard anything of hers and growl at you if you tried to come near her. When my sister wasn't around, I was his back-up girlfriend, which I did not like at all because he had really bad doggy breath. I can remember sitting on the couch watching television with Ziggy at the other end of the couch. After a while I'd realize that Ziggy had inched over to my side and was now reclining with his head on my shoulder. When I'd say something he'd just give me a "Now how did I get over here?" look. Despite all these pets, I never truly became a dog person until my sister brought home two Maltese dogs that had been dumped in the park. I was skeptical at first, but now I can't imagine life without them. Posted by: biancaneve at January 06, 2018 04:13 PM (A/iod) 81
>>Do any of you dog owners in cold climates put petroleum jelly on their paw pads to somewhat protect them from the ungodly amount of salt that gets dumped on the roads? Teddy's pads have taken a beating and Mrs Hate has started doing this based on something she read online.
Check out Musher's Secret. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 04:13 PM (/tuJf) 82
Yesterday on the dog sledding thread people were telling lots of stories about their pets. From some who could perform brain surgery to those who could catch peanuts (weaseldog).
Made me wish pet thread could embed some videos of these behaviors, as well as pics. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 04:14 PM (25nrF) 83
Chatting with Rehan at xfinity right now trying to get Gorilla Channel
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2018 04:14 PM (BtQd4) 84
Great picture of Loki.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2018 04:15 PM (89T5c) 85
Holy crap. NFL on a Saturday. Big "L" losers.
Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2018 04:15 PM (bJ0w+) 86
I would like to thank you all for keeping Heidi so entertained as i was trying to stop myself from bleeding out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 06, 2018 04:15 PM (4CCz5) 87
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For those of you who are (prematurely) rejoicing about the disappearance of sonobi, may I remind you that it now is wintertime? Sonobi may only be hibernating, rather than having been banished. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2018 04:10 PM (pNxlR) Sonobi's probably lounging on a beach in the Caribbean with a Mai Tai. Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:16 PM (14URa) 88
I would like to thank you all for keeping Heidi so entertained as i was trying to stop myself from bleeding out. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' Looks like the hot iron worked. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2018 04:17 PM (Zb8Mo) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 06, 2018 04:17 PM (1mtMy) Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:18 PM (14URa) 91
Hadrian, you'll have to get them a round bale next.
All mine loving jumping on top of the hay and take a nap or just taking in the world. Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:18 PM (3Up6t) 92
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2018 04:10 PM (y7DUB)
------- For the most part WD just runs into the backyard, does her business, and runs back inside. Thanks for the tip though - I will mention that to the dog walker who takes her around the cul-de-sac. There is a ridiculous amount of salt on the roads. Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 04:18 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2018 04:19 PM (YVWpW) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 06, 2018 04:19 PM (1mtMy) 95
Have you removed the cat from your keyboard?
Posted by: Kevin -- Indian Tech Support at January 06, 2018 04:19 PM (+lOpA) 96
In honor of the Pet Thread, I give you my favorite Primus Song, Tommy The Cat:
https://tinyurl.com/Tommy-The-Cat-Hey-Baby Posted by: Sharkman at January 06, 2018 04:19 PM (BfOXk) 97
86: we're just glad you didn't have to be put down. Which was suggestion, btw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2018 04:20 PM (89T5c) 98
I would like to thank you all for keeping Heidi so entertained as i was trying to stop myself from bleeding out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 06, 2018 04:15 PM (4CCz5) LOL It was perfect Saturday afternoon entertainment. Seriously, hope you are okay. Hasn't affected your typing, so that's a good sign. Do watch out for bats though. Posted by: Professor Chaos 2018 aka gorilla gumdrop at January 06, 2018 04:20 PM (25nrF) 99
My sister lurks at the HQ and from time to time posts here. I must confess that I do not recall what nickname she uses for her postings.
----------- Is your sister from Brattleboro? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:21 PM (gC2IV) 100
Love those husky eyes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 06, 2018 04:22 PM (xJa6I) 101
Oh, hi Bob. We were all really trying to help, not laying claim to your stuff or anything. Well, I must confess. Eris was.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:23 PM (gC2IV) 102
It was great to reminisce about my childhood pets. I just realized I left out two poodles, Buffy and Fluffy, who came after Sabrina and before Ziggy and Toby. My mom had ideas about breeding poodles, but that didn't last very long. They were a pretty champagney/apricot color, but we had them at a time in our family life when nobody really wanted to be responsible for them, so they were more of a nuisance than a joy.
Looking back I can see that we didn't treat all of our pets right all the time. Not that we abused them, but once my mother started working and we older kids were involved with school, sports, after-school jobs, etc, nobody really looked after them properly. Sabrina, Buffy and Fluffy deserved better. Posted by: biancaneve at January 06, 2018 04:23 PM (A/iod) 103
Weasel, How long is WD from her neck to the root of her tail? Also how many inches around, right behind the front legs?
Laser measurements are not required Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:23 PM (3Up6t) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 06, 2018 04:24 PM (oVJmc) 105
101 Oh, hi Bob. We were all really trying to help, not laying claim to your stuff or anything. Well, I must confess. Eris was.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:23 PM (gC2IV) --- I need a new footstool now that my houseboy has escaped. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 04:24 PM (qJtVm) 106
TIME OUT!!!
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2018 04:25 PM (YVWpW) 107
One last comment about being a vet's kid - you seriously have no idea of the true cost of pet ownership until your dad retires.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 06, 2018 04:25 PM (A/iod) 108
Happy Caterday everyone
Tutti Frutti seems like my Sugar was, wherever you don't want your cat to be and on top of everything. Never had a cat in the dryer, Sugar use to sleep on top when it was running. Miss my Sugar-Loo Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2018 04:25 PM (aC6Sd) 109
Wow, Henrietta is gorgeous.
I finished totaling up my income and expenditures for 2017. Other than taxes, the single largest category wasn't food, or booze, or home repair, or even medical expenses. It was teh kittehs, particularly for Kira in her final months. Most of my own medical expenses were covered by insurance, but of course I paid 100% out of pocket for her. Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2018 04:27 PM (sdi6R) 110
This Kirkland signature microwave popcorn is good. I bought a box after some of y'all raved about it. I was hesitant because it's a lot of fricking popcorn but I now feel like it will be eaten. My dog is sitting at my feet because I keep dropping pieces. I think she likes it too.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:28 PM (kufk0) 111
I know Trump calling himself a genius and freaking out over this latest book is 3rd dimensional chess, but it looks foolish to me.
Just would like him to ignore the noise and focus on the agenda instead of all the personal bullshit. Posted by: Apache at January 06, 2018 04:28 PM (uc45P) 112
>>One last comment about being a vet's kid - you seriously have no idea of the true cost of pet ownership until your dad retires.
You do if you grew up on a horse farm. When the feed store comes to you every two weeks, you get an idea. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf) 113
Just would like him to ignore the noise and focus on the agenda instead of all the personal bullshit.
Posted by: Apache at January 06, 2018 04:28 PM (uc45P) I sense some concern upon your part. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2018 04:29 PM (sD2WN) 114
Beautiful pets this week! It sounds like Deb's "Moose" the cat had an insanely adventurous life! I've also got one that likes to eat plastic wrap. Sometimes he doesn't even touch what's inside.
Posted by: Chris M at January 06, 2018 04:29 PM (6RZos) 115
Most of my own medical expenses were covered by insurance, but of course I paid 100% out of pocket for her.
Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2018 04:27 PM (sdi6R) --- It cost more to clean my cats' teeth than my own, but then I don't claw the dentist and have to be put under. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 04:30 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: concrete girl at January 06, 2018 04:30 PM (nBzBk) 117
0 This Kirkland signature microwave popcorn is good. I bought a box after some of y'all raved about it. I was hesitant because it's a lot of fricking popcorn but I now feel like it will be eaten. My dog is sitting at my feet because I keep dropping pieces. I think she likes it too.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:28 PM (kufk0) --Also good? Kirkland lasagna. Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2018 04:30 PM (YVWpW) 118
It cost more to clean my cats' teeth than my own, but then I don't claw the dentist and have to be put under. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes Bite the dentist. Get 5% off. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2018 04:31 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 06, 2018 04:31 PM (EoRCO) 120
I have been known to clean the teeth of my cats and dogs.
A little scraping with a fingernail is all it really takes. Of course, assuming you don't suffer lacerations yourself while doing it... Posted by: navybrat with a lint roller at January 06, 2018 04:32 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:32 PM (kufk0) 122
JackStraw, Amen to that.
I have started mixing my own variation of feed for my old broodmares. Cheaper and does a better job. 1/3 barley 1/3 flaked corn and 1/3 alfalfa pellets. Definitely not a summer blend. Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:33 PM (3Up6t) 123
I don't eat popcorn at work because there isn't a dog around...I'm messy with popcorn.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:33 PM (kufk0) 124
>>>The odd couple.
I love applehead siamese. I do not understand why anyone would want to breed the "extreme" wedge head types. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 06, 2018 04:33 PM (O+Wek) 125
101 Oh, hi Bob. We were all really trying to help, not laying claim to your stuff or anything. Well, I must confess. Eris was.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:23 PM (gC2IV) This place. You guyz. Lol. Cannibal Bob bleeding out...Hilarity ensued. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 06, 2018 04:34 PM (4CCz5) 126
Dryer's full. Moose inside should've told ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:34 PM (gC2IV) 127
Oh, man, I just clicked on the link with the pics of pets coming home from the veterinarian.
Those are just hysterically funny! Posted by: navybrat with a lint roller at January 06, 2018 04:35 PM (w7KSn) 128
Ben Had,
I've been to your place twice now and I've never seen your dogs...only the horses. Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:35 PM (kufk0) 129
110
This Kirkland signature microwave popcorn is good. I bought a box after some of y'all raved about it. I was hesitant because it's a lot of fricking popcorn but I now feel like it will be eaten. My dog is sitting at my feet because I keep dropping pieces. I think she likes it too. Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:28 PM (kufk0) Popcorn is tasty. But I cannot abide my house smelling like it after it cooks. So, I eschew it. Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:35 PM (14URa) Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 04:36 PM (/tuJf) 131
Also good?
Kirkland lasagna. --- Do dogs like it too? Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:32 PM (kufk0) --I'd be surprised if any dog doesn't like it. Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2018 04:36 PM (YVWpW) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2018 04:37 PM (qJtVm) 133
Aviator, my son keeps telling me I should get into making pet collars. I tried once but maybe I will give it another go.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 03:39 PM (CNHr1) Custom pet charms for collars, Jewell. My 2 cats in San Diego had them. I got the idea from MiB and the kitty with the universe dangling from his collar. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 06, 2018 04:37 PM (cu8/f) 134
103 Weasel, How long is WD from her neck to the root of her tail? Also how many inches around, right behind the front legs? Laser measurements are not required Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:23 PM (3Up6t) ---------- She's about 16" long and about 17" around. She has a bunch of coats, but hates them as much as the cold. Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 04:37 PM (Sfs6o) 135
Is Loki the sniper we are supposed to find?
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2018 04:38 PM (YVWpW) 136
Just looked down and my dog had popcorn stuck to her head that she missed. Hahaha
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:38 PM (kufk0) 137
I don't eat popcorn at work because there isn't a dog around...I'm messy with popcorn.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:33 PM (kufk0) Man, I had some simply awesome candied popcorn, bought while on the road down here. Cenex station in Dillon, MT. Popcorn is "huckleberry almond bliss", and it is candied with wild huckleberry syrup, and has a few almonds in it. The huckleberry flavor stays in your mouth for several minutes after every bite, like perfume. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2018 04:38 PM (sD2WN) 138
Kirkland lasagna.
--- Do dogs like it too? Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2018 04:32 PM (kufk0) You do realize you're talking about a species that considers cat poo a delicacy, right? Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:38 PM (14URa) 139
take a few minutes and see what a ex teacher thinks about college
https://pjmedia.com/trending/dead-letter-modern-education/ Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2018 04:38 PM (BtQd4) 140
You do realize you're talking about a species that considers cat poo a delicacy, right?
Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:38 PM (14URa) Cat poo and dog vomit Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2018 04:40 PM (YVWpW) 141
lin-duh, the old dog hates everybody and the Ibizan would just be too much of a pest.
The MoMe is about all of you. Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2018 04:40 PM (3Up6t) Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:41 PM (gC2IV) 143
Miley!!! Hey, great idea!! Good to see you friend!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 06, 2018 04:42 PM (CNHr1) 144
For the most part WD just runs into the backyard, does her business, and runs back inside. Thanks for the tip though - I will mention that to the dog walker who takes her around the cul-de-sac. There is a ridiculous amount of salt on the roads.
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 04:18 PM (Sfs6o) You live in NE Ahia, no? I live around the Shaker lakes and the cocksucking road crews dump enough salt in the parking areas to turn Lake Erie to brine. The product JackStraw recommended looks like a winner. Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2018 04:43 PM (y7DUB) 145
On the pets coming home from the vet. Years ago we took one of the dogs to the vet to be neutered. He took some time to come out of anesthesia and whimpered a couple of times on the way home. When Her Majesty got home with him she left him the van for a minute while she arranged a pen inside for him. She went out to get him and found him dead. No sign of anything, no distress, no struggle. He just went out like a light. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2018 04:43 PM (A6UCT) 146
Wow Hadrian, that's awful. Did you ever find out what happened?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:47 PM (gC2IV) 147
Loki has camouflaged himself as a bush, trying to fool teh squirrelz.
Posted by: Hands at January 06, 2018 04:48 PM (EzdLW) 148
Nood. Chess thread, avec dresses. Try not to trample each other gettin' over there, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:48 PM (14URa) 149
Miley! Are you unfrozen yet?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 06, 2018 04:48 PM (2K6fY) 150
Wildcard Weekend ruined by the Left Wing. The Left ruins everything. Even football. They've taken so much happiness from us. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 06, 2018 04:48 PM (1mtMy) 151
nood Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 06, 2018 04:49 PM (1mtMy) 152
Chess up
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 06, 2018 04:50 PM (mpXpK) 153
>>The product JackStraw recommended looks like a winner.
It's good stuff. Speaking of cold weather dog stuff, one of my sister's best friends from school was the cousin of Susan Butcher. She won the Iditarod 4 times. Makes me cold just thinking about it. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2018 04:51 PM (/tuJf) 154
142 She's about 16" long and about 17" around.
--------- Weaseldog is a football? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2018 04:41 PM (gC2IV) ------- Sort of! MinPin. Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 04:52 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2018 04:54 PM (IqV8l) 156
You live in NE Ahia, no? I live around the Shaker lakes and the cocksucking road crews dump enough salt in the parking areas to turn Lake Erie to brine. The product JackStraw recommended looks like a winner.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2018 04:43 PM (y7DUB) -------- NoVa. Apparently the strategy here is to completely cover the show in salt. Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 04:54 PM (Sfs6o) 157
NoVa. Apparently the strategy here is to completely cover the show in salt.
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2018 04:54 PM (Sfs6o) That's what they're doing here! New mechanic said to take the car immediately to the carwash and make sure they wash the undercarriage. Well, I'm sorry, I can't afford to have a sooper-dooper carwash ever other day and nobody else seems to care. But, yeah, what about plows? Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2018 04:56 PM (14URa) 158
Re anesthesia. When I was a teen and we were at the ranch in West Texas, our Jack Russell (of course) led our other two other dogs into a charge on a porcupine. We were like, why couldn't it have been a skunk instead? Anything would be better. Having three dogs with mouths and throats full of quills overwhelmed us so we drove 20 miles into town to the vet.
You folks with vet experience correct me but I think it was ketamine they used, which causes a minority of dogs to yelp shrilly for what seems like forever as they come out of it. Of course two out of our 3 did, all the way back to the ranch. That's awful what happened with your dog, Hadrian. Posted by: stace at January 06, 2018 04:56 PM (6HFDU) 159
Wow! We had a yellow lab and choc lab that were named Bailey and Kahlua!
Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2018 03:52 Now that's weird. Guess we both just have good taste in names, LOL. Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2018 05:10 PM (lfXAE) 160
Just ordered Musher's Secret, JackStraw; thanks for the rec.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2018 05:29 PM (y7DUB) 161
Hadrian, so sorry about your dog. After surgery is really a dangerous time for animals. The vet and staff have no way of knowing if the animal is really awake enough to be left alone.
Once my dad did surgery on a dog. Surgery went well, dog woke up and seemed alert so they called the family and told them they could pick up the dog in an hour. When the dad came, my dad went to get the dog and discovered the dog had died. My dad dreaded telling the owner, and worse, the dad had brought his two young daughters with him. My dad used his best bedside manner to break the news, everyone was very somber, and then one of the little girls piped up, "Now can we get a kitten?" Posted by: biancaneve at January 06, 2018 06:09 PM (A/iod) 162
My cat Leo (Kira's brother) died at the vet's office during a routine checkup at age 7 in 2007. He seemed to be perfectly healthy at the time.
He collapsed in his crate in the waiting room. They tried to revive him, but couldn't. This was his first visit to a new vet, the previous vet having retired. About all she could say was that he might have had a congenital heart defect that hadn't been spotted. Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2018 06:15 PM (sdi6R) 163
Getting ready to wean the colts. They are officially big boys now. I think if the moms were human they would be chugging Malox. Mrs Biteypants has ulcers again. That kids is a handful and she won't discipline him! Ugh permissive moms make buttmunch stallions. Well, his brother is gonna beat the shit outta him and teach him manners, then i have a big grey gelding who will do the same, after they are sufficiently weaned. Goody of course remains perfect. His mom is not permissive. Im gonna miss him when he goes. I have an awful cold right now. Ugh. Being covered in sympathetic orange cats is pretty nice, however.
Posted by: Gushka had Rexmo what wouldn't plays fetch at January 06, 2018 06:31 PM (9G8jN) 164
Awesome pet thread that is my Ekolu yay thank you
Posted by: Island Girl at January 07, 2018 12:47 AM (FJrl0) 165
My dog killed a fluffy tree squirrel yesterday, it happened really fast. She darted behind a bush and there was a commotion. When I realized what had happened, it was too late. Then, I watched the squirrel die. My feelings toward my dog are different today. Her interest in my neighbors' cats have taken a new turn. I have to be much more careful now.
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