Bill and Hillary Clinton's House of Lies Is On Fire. So Is Their Actual House.

My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.

Many people are speculating, quite sensibly, that the fire probably just happened to strike in the room where Hillary keeps her documents and hard-drives.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM

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1 I am shocked. NOT.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 03, 2018 04:16 PM (RwnDB)

2 Isn't that convenient.

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (50gG9)

3
"Fire can't melt servers!!!"

- - Rosacea O'Donuts

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

4 On fire? You mean like a twitter hot take?
--Drunken Hillary

Posted by: Malcom Tex at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (GSJcT)

5 Comment Deleted

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm)

6 5th!

Posted by: Malcom Tex at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (GSJcT)

7 Wait!!! Where is Huma??

Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (y1nJQ)

8 Evidence burning?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:18 PM (O2RFr)

9 ace, you're so funny!

Posted by: saying for the 1000th time at January 03, 2018 04:18 PM (9R040)

10 Maybe Shillary found Bills Pron collection

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (M+Lyo)

11
Hillary must've been wearing ass-less chaps and the friction from her Christmas ham thighs was like a chainsaw going through steel pipe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

12 Why not Talking Heads "Burning Down the House"?

Posted by: dantesed at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (88xKn)

13 Wait!!! Where is Huma??

Tragically she was in the bedroom and it accidentally became locked..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (O2RFr)

14 Evidence burning, and maybe a few inconvenient witnesses.

Posted by: CN at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (5gaNQ)

15 To quoteth trump: "Sad."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (F5+ro)

16 Arkancide fire

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (FZYNt)

17 Anyone see Wasserman or Brazille lately?

Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (y1nJQ)

18 We don't need no water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn, motherfucker, burn

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

19 Col. Schlichter said the Mueller probe is coming up emptier than the Clintons' marriage.

The hits just keep coming.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (/zyrl)

20 For sympathy?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (O2RFr)

21 Fire can't burn wood!!!!

Posted by: Rosie at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (ycWCI)

22 "Looks like everybody's burning grandmas tonight."

--Obscure but startlingly prescient MST3K reference.

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (raGQi)

23 10 Maybe Shillary found Bills Pron collection
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (M+Lyo)

There ain't enough lube this side of the Hudson for that sybian, and so...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

24 This honkey's gone to heaven.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (NWiLs)

25 I believe the official cause of the blaze will be...

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN)

26 By 'flames of passion,' I assume you mean her Sybian blew up.

Posted by: Methos and 80,323 other people want Last Jedi erased from canon at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (XQvuQ)

27 Burn, freeze, it's all good.

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (42M22)

28 Bonfire of the Venalities.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (ab78G)

29 So apparently the friction generated by two fat thighs encased in a polyester pantsuit rubbing together can really start a fire.

Alert the Boy Scouts that they need to adjust their Fire Starting Merit Badge criteria!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (BfOXk)

30 Report is that it's not where they live-but house they bought next door. The maid is probably burning documents/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (8+Ozj)

31 My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.

Sparked by old thunder thighs wearing corduroy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (0R8lo)

32 Well she tried a cloth, that didn't work.

Fire is the logical next step.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (72PAC)

33
So when do we get to the scatter and salt part of the program?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

34 Is Chappaqua burning??!?

Posted by: Hitlery at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (QLvwG)

35 'flames of passion,'

Doubt old Bill can get it up anymore....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

36 Sparked by old thunder thighs wearing corduroy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (0R8lo)

The static discharge would put Tunguska to shame.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

37 Hillary was last seen running for the treeline.

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (Pqytn)

38 We don't need no water, let that motherfucker burn . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK)

39 31 My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.

Sparked by old thunder thighs wearing corduroy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (0R8lo)

See me at #11.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

40 Did Huma fall and hit her head on a baseball bat by accident thusly breaking a few crates of 151 sparking a blaze?

Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (y1nJQ)

41 This is what happens when you have to bring your cauldron in from the cold.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (4e+hS)

42 Damn! Guess I better call and find out what's up.

Posted by: Bill from Pedo Island at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (O5Q3r)

43 Burn? Like with a kerosene-soaked cloth?

Posted by: Hillary putting on her "innocent" face at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (42M22)

44 i question the timing...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (i6uJ1)

45
Cause by the evil Jewish Lightning

Posted by: Snap Cackle Shit at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (/zwDg)

46 The static discharge would put Tunguska to shame.
Posted by: Insomniac

Talk about "Ride the Lightning!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (0R8lo)

47 So it was their extra house... The one they bought when she thought she was gonna be President

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (O2RFr)

48 The new X-Files should be fun.I predict an average of 5.5 direct shots at Trump per episode...

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

49 28 Bonfire of the Venalities.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (ab78G)

Nice!

But we all know their real stock and trade is in mortal sins.

Her summoning circle in the basement was broken?

Posted by: Rosie at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (ycWCI)

50 34 Is Chappaqua burning??!?
Posted by: Hitlery at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (QLvwG)

Strzok er kommt....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

51 30 Report is that it's not where they live-but house they bought next door. The maid is probably burning documents/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (8+Ozj)

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. The bought the house for the secret service, then Hillary lost, so now they probably just want a nice field there.

And you know, completely unrelated, they probably had one of those random lightning strikes or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (F5+ro)

52 An empty handle of vodka and a full ash tray later...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (4ErVI)

53 Again, there is video of the fire.

https://tinyurl.com/p9tgjtz

Posted by: Vanceone at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (A9Gmy)

54 47 Ahh,so she just wants the insurance money....

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

55 49 28 Bonfire of the Venalities.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (ab78G)

Nice!

But we all know their real stock and trade is in mortal sins.

Her summoning circle in the basement was broken?
Posted by: Rosie at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (ycWCI)

Didn't Chubble give a prayer at a Satanic church?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

56 Whatever happened to Hillary's maid ?

The one who Hillary had printing classified documents ?

A lot of memory holes....

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (gSwpy)

57 Maybe that cloth she wiped the server with spontaneously combusted. Either that or the bathtub gin.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (/DvFd)

58 Hillary was last seen running for the treeline.

up the stairs,
backwards,
in heels,
holding a hot cup of covfefe

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (XTiHL)

59 Off sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ycWCI)

60 See me at #11.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I'm slow.
I was third in with the thighs comment.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (0R8lo)

61 It's a Disco Inferno!

Posted by: The Trammps at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (QLvwG)

62 So in the other house?

Did Bill's collection of sex-bots short circuit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ab78G)

63 Cause by the evil Jewish Lightning

Maybe...

Posted by: The Mossad at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)

64 7 Ahh,so she just wants the insurance money....

And to not be reminded that she bought that house thinking she was gonna be Queen, I mean President

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (O2RFr)

65 It's just my hard drives. I forgot they were in the fireplace for safe keeping.

Posted by: not now Pres but just you bitches wait at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (hS07U)

66 54 47 Ahh,so she just wants the insurance money....
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

Maybe, maybe not. It's very difficult to get permits to do anything in that part of the world, so if they wanted the house gone, the easiest way to make that happen would be to pray to the fire gods.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (F5+ro)

67 62
So in the other house?

Did Bill's collection of sex-bots short circuit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ab78G)

Group self-immolation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (Dp6qK)

68 Hmmm. It's like Boy BFF has met me or something.

I just got a text from him that started "Ok is there something wrong with me and yes I know you said yes."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (dEQP3)

69 62 So in the other house?

Did Bill's collection of sex-bots short circuit?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ab78G)

Number 5 is alive...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

70 It was less a fire and more of a Burning Sensation.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (CY87f)

71 Summer is I-coming in!

Good apple crops next year!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (fA1SL)

72 My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.
..........

If by flames of passion you mean burning canker sores, well yeah.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

73 Anyways, we shouldn't be making jokes at others' misfortunes.

I hope everyone got out safely.

Speaking of that, what's the over/under that both Hillary and her loving Husband Bill are in the same time zone during this holiday season?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (F5+ro)

74 Just roasting some marshmallows

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (hS07U)

75 Nope, not at all, even with flames crawling up her bell bottoms, Hillary isn't hot.

Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (89il5)

76 Sources say firefighters saved Hillary by grabbing her and tossing her like a side of beef through the front door.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)

77 There's no water at Hillary House, only tonic.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (/DvFd)

78 the Mueller probe is coming up emptier than the Clintons' marriage.

Web Hubbell can fix that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (xQfPr)

79 I was nowheres near Chappaqua!

Posted by: Silvio at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (QLvwG)

80

Subheadline:

"Crazy World of Arthur Brown Hardest Hit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

81 So obviously the Clintons will not have to produce ANY EVIDENCE OF ANYTHING BECAUSE IT ALL WAS "CONSUMED BY THE FIRE".

Posted by: Boris at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (TZXEx)

82 "5 Comment Deleted"

Oooh, I wonder what it said?

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (eAZVt)

83 Oh, thank God it didn't burn the file server.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (VpIIl)

84 If you're putting on some Bloodhound Gang, can we at least get The Ballad of Chasey Lain?

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (7HtZB)

85 Mg guess is Hillary threw a oil lamp, worth about 15 grand that was lit at Bill after he came home from a night with a bimbo

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)

86 A crack opened in Chappaqua and set Hell ablaze

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (gSwpy)

87 Manafort suing Mueller, Rosenstein, DoJ

I don't care who you are that is glorious.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (jHrzU)

88 I might have bought that it was an accidental fire if not for the Zeppelin crashing into the house. That was a bridge too far.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (LAe3v)

89
The She-Beast, smoking after sex ...

Bwahahahaha ... * BARF *

Look for a fund raising appeal to "help them make their house and lives whole again".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (pNxlR)

90 Burn baby burn. Disco inferno!

Posted by: Edith Prickley at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (IqV8l)

91 Well someone better secure the Weiner laptop before it gets lost, it might contain the last evidence of what kind of Yoga routines Hillary was selling to the rest of the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (ab78G)

92 Use to work with a guy who went to school with one or more guys from the Bloodhound gang

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (aC6Sd)

93 These things happen sometimes when old people have sex but don't use enough lube.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (lIZQs)

94 Radio: "Unclear if the Clintons were home at the time."

Right, like they get anywhere near each other.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (eO5CB)

95 Carpet munching too vigorously?

By the way, has anyone seen Huma?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

96 kinda did one of those throw up in the back of your mouth things at the headline
Actually seeing those two in the throws of passion would make you rips your eyes out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (BtQd4)

97 Hate to say it, but if history any indication, the pets did not make it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (pCPGh)

98 It's not true that hILLRY eats live babies. She obviously was BBQing them in the basement.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr)

99 I'd forgotten the wonderousness of Hillary buying another entire house to house the Secret Service because she assumed she would win.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (dEQP3)

100 I must resist setting up a GoFundMe to help Hillary rebuild.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (ab78G)

101 48 The new X-Files should be fun.I predict an average of 5.5 direct shots at Trump per episode...
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

Considering how bad the final season was....eh...the last final season, or maybe the first final season? Damnit TV shows aren't suppose to come back.

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (50gG9)

102 I hope that no one is hurt. I'm not one to wish doom on anyone, even them, but if it turns out that evidence is "lost in the fire," I hope justice is swift and Draconian.

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (kNasr)

103 97 Hate to say it, but if history any indication, the pets did not make it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

send help

Posted by: Zombie Socks the Cat at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (FZYNt)

104 Hillary moved out of that house some time ago. Truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

105 100 I must resist setting up a GoFundMe to help Hillary rebuild.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (ab78G)

The 6 Million Dollar Home.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

106 Snipers using tracers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

107 Obviously they didn't like all the attention Trump was getting today.

Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (89il5)

108 97 "Can no one rid me of this troublesome pet?"
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (LiyEm)

109 Whatever happened to Hillary's maid ?

The one who Hillary had printing classified documents ?

A lot of memory holes....
Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (gSwpy)

Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ)

110 Friction fire. Nothing to see here people.

Posted by: SS Agent Beating It at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)

111 Burn to the ground. like with accelerant and a road fuse?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (0OmEj)

112 if it turns out that evidence is "lost in the fire," I hope justice is swift and Draconian.

If? Surely you jest.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (LAe3v)

113 Maybe Shillary found Bills Pron collection

It's hard to keep a Petabyte NAS hidden.
Bill's lucky Hillary took this long.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (YWpkz)

114 Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ)

Clearly suicide.

Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)

115 This gives me an idea......first we set the ship on fire....

Shut up, Po!

Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ymnmz)

116 She didn't buy a house for the secret service, they didn't want a neighbor to have a view of the comings and goings of various nefarious characters.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (eO5CB)

117 NOW WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! WTH IS THIS?-

Hmmm. It's like Boy BFF has met me or something.

I just got a text from him that started "Ok is there something wrong with me and yes I know you said yes."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (dEQP3)

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (hS07U)

118 The dirty Depends basket spontaneously ignited.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (BtQd4)

119 It' a lot easier than carrying the Study to Ft Marcy Park.

That room saw things...

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (gSwpy)

120
My theory is they finally got around to burning Donna Brazile at the stake

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

121
Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

obviously a suicide

Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

122 Sefton, after GoFundMe takes their piece of the action I take my piece of the action. Say 85%. Then the rest will go to the Clintons, maybe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ab78G)

123 Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ)

I see what you did there. One more in the abdomen and they couldn't call it a suicide.

Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (89il5)

124
Does anyone really know where Bill and Hillary Clinton are living now?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (GroCc)

125 2nd thought - Or a total cover up to destroy evidence

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (aC6Sd)

126 Sources say firefighters saved Hillary by grabbing her and tossing her like a side of beef through the front door.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)
..............

Should have let get medium well done. That meats gotta be rotten.

Posted by: the Donner party at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

127 So was Hillary trying to light her own sharts? She should have taken up another hobby.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (/qEW2)

128 120
My theory is they finally got around to burning Donna Brazile at the stake
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

All fat, some prattle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

129 Hillary was probably baking cookies like she always does for Chelsea and her friends weekly prayer session and forgot about them while in deep mediation. Just like the rest of Americans do, who she is totally the same as.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (MxEKc)

130 Why didn't anyone put it out? Like with a cloth.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (/DvFd)

131 124

Does anyone really know where Bill and Hillary Clinton are living now?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse

State of denial.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (LAe3v)

132
Actually seeing those two in the throws of passion would make you rips your eyes out.

The "throws of passion" routinely involve lamps, glasses and silverware.

The "throes of passion" involved Webb Hubbell and / or battery-powered handheld devices.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

133
Wait, maybe it was that Big Black Burly Dude with the epi-pen/cattle prod deal...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

134 >>>The Ballad of Chasey Lain?

I will take THINGS THAT DID NOT AGE WELL for $800, Alex!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (zsFze)

135 127 So was Hillary trying to light her own sharts? She should have taken up another hobby.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

that's cold

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt)

136 I'm not one to wish doom on anyone, even them

I'm not above that at all. I'm just sad all the nevertrumpers weren't having a convention there.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (eO5CB)

137 True Fact : Pussy Dander is 10x more Combustible than Magnesium Shavings.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (CY87f)

138 It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O)

139 114 Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ)

Clearly suicide.
Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)

121
Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

obviously a suicide
Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

Eh, we'll allow it.

Posted by: The CIA at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (72PAC)

140 It's hard to keep a Petabyte NAS hidden.

Pedobyte?

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (/fNs2)

141 aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...I'm sure they're burning the collected bones, ears, and other souveneirs of the various states witnesses who had massively regretted their intransigence days before their respective grand jury testimonies.

Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (V3U1L)

142 Musta been the hot sauce in the purse. Those little bottles just spontaneously combust, hence "hot."

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (eO5CB)

143 137 True Fact : Pussy Dander is 10x more Combustible than Magnesium Shavings.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (CY87f)

"Blast. Had I but known..."

- - Zombie Air Chief Marshal Arthur Harris

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

144 138
It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O)

Nope. Drunk in bed and let a Virginia Slim fall onto the sheets.

Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)

145 Can a house commit Arkancide?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (lIZQs)

146 Pedobite?

That'll leave a mark, right Hairy Reed?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ab78G)

147 Better check the crawlspace. It may explain the fire.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (YV+SU)

148 Bom-de-bom-de-bom-bom. My life for you! My . . life . . .for you!!

Posted by: Trashcan Man at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (QLvwG)

149 I'm not above that at all. I'm just sad all the nevertrumpers weren't having a convention there.
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (eO5CB)

Grrr there's some kind of all that oiliness there joke that I can't quite craft.

I'm sure the Horde can.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (dEQP3)

150 Eh, we'll allow it.
Posted by: The CIA

I saw that

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (FZYNt)

151 The Clinton House fire is not much different than a tragic canoe accident.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (hLShT)

152 144 138
It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O)

Nope. Drunk in bed and let a Virginia Slim fall onto the sheets.
Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)

Pfft. She smokes Camels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

153 There's no proof they intended to set the house on fire...

Posted by: James Comey at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (gSwpy)

154
Hate to say it, but if history any indication, the pets did not make it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

Smelled like burning socks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

155
Has Trump been blamed for the fire yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (493sH)

156 "Servants!I just had a bomb cyclone in my diaper."
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm)

157 I think the fire was purposely set by Hillary because she missed the ambiance of the fire and brimstone of hell.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (pCPGh)

158 I bet the true story is weirder than all these comments.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (HgMAr)

159 aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...no reasonable firefighter would conclude it was an evidence fire

Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (V3U1L)

160 Clearly suicide.
Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)

obviously a suicide
Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

I see what you did there. One more in the abdomen and they couldn't call it a suicide.
Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (89il5)

What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ)

161
Pedobite?
That'll leave a mark, right Hairy Reed?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ab78G)

I guess you can call two black eyes a mark.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (lKyWE)

162 Hmmm. It's like Boy BFF has met me or something.

I just got a text from him that started "Ok is there something wrong with me and yes I know you said yes."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around.
---

This is, in fact, the story of many of my relationships.

Posted by: shibumi at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (aT+Bx)

163
76 Sources say firefighters saved Hillary by grabbing her and tossing her like a side of beef through the front door.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)

* golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (pNxlR)

164 The Fire Was Started :

In the Fap Room, via Friction, with Huma's Prayer Rug

Posted by: CLUE : FIRE MARSHAL ed at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (CY87f)

165 152
144 138

It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O)

Nope. Drunk in bed and let a Virginia Slim fall onto the sheets.

Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)

Pfft. She smokes Camels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

SAY WHAT?

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (ymnmz)

166 115 This gives me an idea......first we set the ship on fire....

Shut up, Po!
Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ymnmz)

I'm loving this meme

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (7HtZB)

167 aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...a portal to hell in their basement would be doing its best effort to close, sort of like the opposite of the plot of pacific rim.

Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (V3U1L)

168 150 Eh, we'll allow it.
Posted by: The CIA

I saw that
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (FZYNt)

Huh? What? Did someone say fire? I swear it wasn't us and our tanks this time!

Posted by: The ATF at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (F5+ro)

169 160. I know, right? - DC police closing yhe Seth Rich 'mugging gone wrong'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (fA1SL)

170 The house would be fine today if not for Trump's incendiary rhetoric.

Posted by: James Clapper at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (LAe3v)

171 >>Smelled like burning socks.

This right here is like art. Like a Rothko or a Kandinsky.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (CY87f)

172 And Billy Joel was heard to say "I didn't start the fire."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (ab78G)

173 I'd forgotten the wonderousness of Hillary buying another entire house to house the Secret Service because she assumed she would win.

I know at least one of the Clinton's houses was paid for entirely with tax dollars.

They built a cottage for Bill's SS agents and charged them (read: taxpayers) such an exorbitant monthly rent, the rent paid the entire property's monthly mortgage.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (YWpkz)

174 Hillary was filming a commercial for us at her home. We regret the conflagration.

Posted by: Pepsi at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (QLvwG)

175 Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama's Taxpayer-Funded Choom-Bong at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (sNwPN)

176 155
Has Trump been blamed for the fire yet?

Saw him with a Jerrycan and a match out back. Sayin'

Posted by: Bannon at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA)

177 alive4
Does anyone really know where Bill and Hillary Clinton are living now?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (GroCc)
Does anyone really know if Bill and Hillary Clinton are alive now?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (BtQd4)

178 So was this a Bimbo Eruption?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (YV+SU)

179 That's what you get for worshipping Satan in a room with no smoke alarm.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr)

180 172 And Billy Joel was heard to say "I didn't start the fire."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it anymore

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

181 House fires caused by something other than gross negligence (cigarette, leaving the gas stove on, etc) are pretty rare these days...

Hmmmm....

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (F5+ro)

182 Some ex-Secret Service agent was on a Fox show last talking about Hillary's weird campaign van. Said it was dangerous as heck for her and the agents trying to protect her. He thinks the van was set up to handle her 'condition', which I guess was her instability.

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (XTiHL)

183 It's probably not suspicious at all that Hillary asked the SS to pick up 20 gallons of fuel for her and then take the afternoon off.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (ylUqT)

184 I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to a Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time at all, considering they had to get there first.

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (kNasr)

185 I did it and I'm glad I did it.

Posted by: zombie buddy at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (QCX64)

186 Still alive! Just letting you know!

Posted by: Podesta at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (O5Q3r)

187 If the house would have been in Philadelphia it might have been blamed on the police.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd)

188 >>House fires caused by something other than gross negligence (cigarette, leaving the gas stove on, etc) are pretty rare these days...

Dryer Vent plugged up with lint and pussy dander will do it.

Also, deep frying a turkey.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (CY87f)

189 The house would be fine today if not for Trump's incendiary rhetoric.
Posted by: James Clapper at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (LAe3v)

Okay that right there is funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3)

190 Buried on the back pages. Joe Ganim, Democrat and convicted felon running for governor of Connecticut- and he might just win...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

191 184
I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to a
Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time
at all, considering they had to get there first.

You'd be surprised. Flamethrowers are quite efficient.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

192 187 If the house would have been in Philadelphia it might have been blamed on the police.
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd)

Too soon, man, too soon.

Posted by: zombie MOVE at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (F5+ro)

193 How long does it take a file cabinet content to burn?

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (aC6Sd)

194 160 Clearly suicide.
Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)

obviously a suicide
Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

I see what you did there. One more in the abdomen and they couldn't call it a suicide.
Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (89il5)

What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ)

Yeah, their excuse for me? I was asking for it....

Posted by: Levoy Finicum at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN)

195 "Where was Trump at the time- hmmmm?"

Posted by: Bob Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

196 Maybe the firefighters should have used "raw water" to combat the flames.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (ab78G)

197 Dryer Vent plugged up with lint and pussy dander will do it.

Also, deep frying a turkey.
Posted by: garrett

no dander when Huma gives it a fresh varnish weekly

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (FZYNt)

198 NYT headline: Hillary boosts construction activity.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (/DvFd)

199 Napping and late to another thread.

My theory is The Beast was drunk and tried to set Bill's bed on fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

200 >>How long does it take a file cabinet content to burn?

Depends on your accelerant...er, I mean...

Burn? Like toast?

Does anyone else smell toast?

Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (CY87f)

201 Wait- the carpet committed suicide by self immolation?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl)

202
I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to a
Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time
at all, considering they had to get there first.

IS IT OUT!?! THEN TELL THOSE ASSHOLES TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (O5Q3r)

203 191. Thermite grenade units weigh what, about two pounds? Burn hella fast and hot. Just the thing for those times when you tell your staff 'flood the house with gas, destroy the files. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (fA1SL)

204 Bill's entire collection of pizza related maps on kapkins is destroyed.

Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (g4lFK)

205 Testing the new server prototypes with built in self-destruct, not quite perfected yet.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (xGZ+b)

206 Saw him with a Jerrycan and a match out back. Sayin'
Posted by: Bannon at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA)

You know who else used Jerry Cans?
That's right.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (z79tQ)

207 What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ)

Arrest this man.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC)

208 You people assume my vulva isn't as smooth as a deplorables car tires....

Posted by: Hillary ! at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (gSwpy)

209 My theory is The Beast was drunk and tried to set Bill's bed on fire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

how can you sleep while our beds are burning

Posted by: Midnight Oil at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

210 Dryer Vent plugged up with lint and pussy dander will do it.

Also, deep frying a turkey.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (CY87f)

Alright, well, I'm no fireman, but I think that's more wives tale than a real thing.

When your dryer vent gets clogged, your dryer runs like shit, but I don't think an electric dryer at least would actually get hot enough so that the exhaust air would start lint on fire. I need to see a mythbusters episode on this one to believe that.

Pussy dander? Juries still out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (F5+ro)

211 Ah, the old paint cans and oily rags stored next to the gas water heater gambit.

Posted by: Agent 86 at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (QLvwG)

212 Chelsea praises the church of satan, house burns. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (hLShT)

213
Late last night when we were all in bed,
Old Mrs. Clinton lit a lantern in her shed.
Huma kicked it over, winked her eye and said,
"There'll be a hot time in Chataqqua tonight!"

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (pNxlR)

214 Wait until Hillary finds out Bill put her case of vodka out there so he could make room for his whores.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (4ErVI)

215 IT WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!

Posted by: Williem DaFoe at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (lIZQs)

216 "Spontaneous Human Combustion"

Posted by: Derek Smalls at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (sNwPN)

217 157
I think the fire was purposely set by Hillary because she missed the ambiance of the fire and brimstone of hell.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (pCPGh)

Hah. Even rejected by Satan. Now we know why howdy doodie was schmoozing the Church of Satan. Howdy doodie is looking to lodge an appeal with the Dark Lord, himself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (Dp6qK)

218 178 So was this a Bimbo Eruption?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (YV+SU)

I saw the Chappaqua Mafia perform their hit "Bimbo Inferno" at the Palace in '93.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ycWCI)

219 I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time at all, considering they had to get there first.

Depends on how long the help watched the burn bags before they picked up the phone.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (YWpkz)

220 Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

221
Its an old house. The weather is unseasonably cold. It was cold in the bedroom, and they had an electric space heater going that was too close to the window curtains.

Happens every winter when poor people struggle to stay warm in very cold weather.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (GroCc)

222 Entrance to hell opened up?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl)

223 Clinton will claim there was no fire, just some smoke from the grill because an unnecessary, complex lie is better than an easy truth any day..

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (MxEKc)

224
Bill Kristol Nacht!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (pNxlR)

225 >>When your dryer vent gets clogged, your dryer runs like shit, but I don't think an electric dryer at least would actually get hot enough so that the exhaust air would start lint on fire.

My dryer runs on gas, baby!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (CY87f)

226 208
You people assume my vulva isn't as smooth as a deplorables car tires....

Posted by: Hillary ! at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (gSwpy)

OK, now you have crossed a line.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (ymnmz)

227 Satanic ritual gone wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

228 Ace's theory explains cryogenics and the weather on Mars, not the weekly Clinton evidence bonfire

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (clYld)

229 Rub two hicks together...

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (RuIsu)

230 *Checks 5 and 10 rule*

Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (g4lFK)

231 "like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left"

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (sNwPN)

232 220 Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

No, she lives in manhattan.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (F5+ro)

233 220 Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I thought she had the Manhattan Medical centre penthouse suite

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (FZYNt)

234 My dryer runs on gas, baby!
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (CY87f)

Oh, well then, yeah I guess I could possibly see that happening.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (F5+ro)

235 Hillary was just proving to Senator Warren that it was genuine firewater she was selling to her and it got out of hand.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (QCX64)

236 195
"Where was Trump at the time- hmmmm?"

Posted by: Bob Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

Enjoying hillary's lunch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (Dp6qK)

237
... they had an electric space heater going that was too close to the window curtains.

The Mooch was visiting in her latest garb by Omar the Tentmaker?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (pNxlR)

238 Should have drained the hot grease out of that frying pan before throwing it at Bill.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (HgMAr)

239 Yeah, their excuse for me? I was asking for it....
Posted by: Levoy Finicum at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN)

Say what you want about the situation he'd stepped into, but stepping out of that truck saved everyone else in there from getting gunned down with him.
I call that a decent man at the least.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

240 Clearly this was started by either Kosovo Snipers, or Macedonian Hackers...

Luckily, Hillary was climbing in the Himalayas, like her namesake, and was not injured...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (NgKpN)

241 Well they call me the fireman

That's my name

I make my rounds all over town

Putting out old flames.

[Hillary still pines for Web's embrace]

Posted by: George Strait at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (QLvwG)

242 There must be a Clinton Curse!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (Liv96)

243 Satanic ritual gone wrong.

Podesta, "I told you we should have used a goat."

Hillary, "Shut up!. We'll try again another time Chelsea dear."

Chelsea, "But Mom! Why me?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (ab78G)

244 That's what happens when Hillary tries to blow out a candle...WHOOSH!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

245 Isn't fire the only natural method to get rid of DNA?

Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (g4lFK)

246 101 Considering how bad the final season [of the new X-Files] was....eh...the last final season, or maybe the first final season? Damnit TV shows aren't suppose to come back.

It's a shame they killed off The Lone Gunmen. That was quality TV, right there.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (sGtp+)

247 216 "Spontaneous Human Combustion"
Or maybe "Spontaneous Huma Combustion"

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (/DvFd)

248 246 They got their own show...briefly...

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (LiyEm)

249 The thought of a well greased Hillary trying to deep fry a turkey in her Ethan Allen Livingroom makes me laugh.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (CY87f)

250 Say what you want about the situation he'd stepped into, but stepping out of that truck saved everyone else in there from getting gunned down with him.
I call that a decent man at the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

Yeah.... anyone who actually researched what happened, know it was not a righteous shoot...

Yet the only person charged with anything, was charged with lying about the sequence WHEN he shot...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (NgKpN)

251 I'm not saying it started in the child rape room, but it started in the child rape room.

Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (g4lFK)

252 Is it true that a long time ago, firemen used to put out fires and not burn books?

Posted by: clarisse at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (QCX64)

253 Revenge is a dish best served during a bombagenesis.

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (bc2Lc)

254 239 Yeah, their excuse for me? I was asking for it....
Posted by: Levoy Finicum at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN)

Say what you want about the situation he'd stepped into, but stepping out of that truck saved everyone else in there from getting gunned down with him.
I call that a decent man at the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

Maybe. But after the media and FBI saying everything they said, the Oregon State Police released their report saying basically "oh, everything before was a lie. Our cops were shooting at the truck while it was still driving on the road, and an FBI agent opened fire almost immediately after the dude stepped out of the vehicle, then lied about it."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (F5+ro)

255 The failed campaign team is no more. 2020 campaign to begin hiring soon.

Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:48 PM (y1nJQ)

256
Final scene from Clintondammerung.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 04:48 PM (uFFOT)

257 initial scanner reports said it was a bedroom fire and has been extinguished
Probably caused by Hall Sex. As they pass each other in the hall yell FUK U at each other.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:48 PM (BtQd4)

258 254. The important thing is that the feds got to gun down someone who didn't think in the approved manner.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (fA1SL)

259 aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...jet fuel can't combust houses

Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (V3U1L)

260 Holy crap. Steve Bannon has shot himself in both feet, his hands, his gut, his right temple and one to his heart.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (Liv96)

261 Anyone guess this yet? TRUMP!

I like Jane D'oh's, though: Satanic ritual gone wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)

262 When your dryer vent gets clogged, your dryer runs like shit, but I don't think an electric dryer at least would actually get hot enough so that the exhaust air would start lint on fire. I need to see a mythbusters episode on this one to believe that.

I rented an apartment that had a dryer that weirdly didn't have a lint catcher, only this big grate at the back of the unit. After several months I noticed my clothes needed two cycles to dry. I called maintenance. Maintenance guy reached back and pulled out the grate and a three inch thick slab of lint fell out. I felt so dumb.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (YWpkz)

263 Luckily, if the Clinton's need a place to stay there are plenty of prison cells.

Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (2cuLk)

264 This is what happens when you've gotten all your other IT guys investigated and have to rely on actual demons to clean up.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (FhXTo)

265 "Hey little girl
is your Daddy home?"

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (CY87f)

266 Thar goes the evi dence.
Oh well. ZZZZZZX

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (7QX/m)

267 Hill and Bill, dead broke, they needed the insurance money.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (tPrp3)

268 203 191. Thermite grenade units weigh what, about two pounds? Burn hella fast and hot. Just the thing for those times when you tell your staff 'flood the house with gas, destroy the files. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (fA1SL)

Thermite in a house would be like alien blood in the corridors on LV-426. Burn through to the basement.

We did keep a thermite grenade in the Battalion S-2 safe in Germany in the good old days.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (di1hb)

269
Oooh, watch out,
You might get what you're after!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (pNxlR)

270 Just a pizza oven mishap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (3BFzK)

271 What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ)

Arrest this man.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC)

Halt! That's my line.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (QLvwG)

272 Dateline... Chaapappaqua....

President Clintons house was damaged today, when a satanic ritual in the basement went wrong...

Luckily, there were no injuries, because although a portal to hell was opened, hell had frozen over, which extinguished the fire...

Video at 11...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

273 Fire! Fire!

Posted by: Beavis at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (IqV8l)

274 Didn't they originally buy that house for Chelsea, her beard and the grandspawn? You know, back when she was gonna be the Queen of the world.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (hLShT)

275 A tragedy really. They were just about to turn over those documents and harddrives.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (QQ+il)

276 That's what happens when Hillary tries to blow out a candle...WHOOSH!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (oVJmc)
............

WHY AM I NOT 50 PINTS AHEAD, YOU MIGHT ASK??!!

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

277 Oh good - "Clinton house of lies".

Hook for me to comment on ace's earlier post, about the "bombshell" info from House investigators.

It's very good that there appears to be, unsurprisingly, documentary evidence of the FBI's non-investigation investigation.

I just question the "bombshell" thing. And this applies to most of the stories on the Espionage Act mega-scandal (it's not an "email" scandal). The violations of the Espionage Act are beyond doubt, as is their being deliberate and systematic and knowing, based on publicly known info. This was known from the outset.

Classified info was deliberately placed outside classified channels - ipso facto violation, period. Case closed. When it was done systematically, by a cabinet member and National Security Council ex officio member, for her own communications - easily the greatest violation of relevant laws in our history (where actual conscious assistance to foreign powers was not involved).

The moment it was known that Clinton and Co. did what they did, it was certain there were serious violations of both the Espionage and Federal Records Acts. Period. The moment Comey gave his bizarre, inappropriate press statement, it was known there had not been a proper investigation/handling of the case. Period. Those were the bombshells.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

278 >>>Holy crap. Steve Bannon has shot himself in both feet, his hands, his gut, his right temple and one to his heart.

Well the face was getting too much attention.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (zsFze)

279 271 What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ)

Arrest this man.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC)

Halt! That's my line.
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (QLvwG)

I know nuzing.... I see nuzz ing!

Posted by: Sgt. Comey at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (NgKpN)

280 Blizzard warning now up in my hometown, Brick, NJ. Fun at the shore.

Posted by: Tofer732 at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (rmH5B)

281 Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

No, she lives in manhattan.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (F5+ro)

If memory serves, The Beast bought the property next door so Chelz could bring the grandspawn to visit (and avoid seeing Granny staggering around drunk in the guest rooms).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

282 268. Yep. Touch it off and close it up in the safe.

Problem solved.

Now, for residential use, well, ya can't beat them 5 pound napalm submunitions we used on JP.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (fA1SL)

283
The meth lab caught fire.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (uFFOT)

284 Now I am hungry for Roast Beast.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (Dp6qK)

285 Off commie sock.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (72PAC)

286 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (F5+ro)

I watched some aerial footage of what happened, and some cell phone video from inside the truck.
I'll stand by the statement that he saved lives by offering up his.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (z79tQ)

287 Maybe she was going to fake her own death and be jetted off to Argentina, where she would live incognito for the rest of her days....

Naw, she just can't give up her dream of the presidency.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (W+vEI)

288 It's really the only way to deal with Protein Stains on silk.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (CY87f)

289 You're Fired !

Posted by: TrumpTwitter at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (gSwpy)

290 So the swarm of flies wasn't enough to convince you, neither were the nightmares, the walls dripping blood, my assistant Jody . . .

Get OUT!

Posted by: The Chappaqua Horror at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (QLvwG)

291 275
A tragedy really. They were just about to turn over those documents and harddrives.

Posted by: Grump928

Oh, if only he hadn't tried to put the flames out with a sledge hammer and a chainsaw.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (LAe3v)

292 One of the aborted babies Granny Clinton uses as fire starters fell out of the fireplace and caught a rug on fire.

And I've just angered and disgusted myself.

I'll be in the corner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

293 >>Why didn't anyone put it out?

Nobody has "put out" anything in that house for years.

Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (2cuLk)

294 Huma, smoking in bed again.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (nisXv)

295 Just a pizza oven mishap.
George Foreman grill.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 04:54 PM (QCX64)

296

FREEBASE!

Posted by: FREEBIRD! at January 03, 2018 04:54 PM (IqV8l)

297 Some women just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (+lOpA)

298
Maybe she was going to fake her own death and be jetted off to Argentina, where she would live incognito for the rest of her days

You know who else did just that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (pNxlR)

299 293 >>Why didn't anyone put it out?

Nobody has "put out" anything in that house for years.
Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (2cuLk)

Energizer Bunny was not in residence...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

300 Didn't they originally buy that house for Chelsea, her beard and the grandspawn? You know, back when she was gonna be the Queen of the world.

--

That's the second house, no the third house. This one is the first house they bought so Hillary could reside in NY and run for senator from New York.

The second house was for the secret service protection detail. There could be more houses, the news reports aren't clear which house had the fire.

It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. (There's a Romney joke there.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (GroCc)

301 Hillary smoking a cigarette while cooking a steak on a George Forman Grill is also a funny image.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (CY87f)

302 Whoever is on Twitter - isn't TGE supposed to do his Fake News award soon?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL)

303 The meth lab caught fire.
Say my name!

Posted by: 'president' hillary clinton at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (QCX64)

304 Palp, think he said it was coming next Monday (fake news awards).

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (QDnY+)

305 Stop talking about pizza.

Hungry.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (+lOpA)

306 So that's what they did with all the fireworks... stored them in the basement.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

307 The plan was working out until when the firefighters got there, Sam MacGee yelled out from the middle of the fire: "Turn off those hoses! These Hard Drives are finally making me warm!"

Posted by: Vanceone at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (A9Gmy)

308 Rosenstein meeting with Ryan, Wray supposedly invited.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (zsFze)

309 Clearly the work of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (NgKpN)

310 304. Hmmmm..... just sayin'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (fA1SL)

311
It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own.

Wait, I thought they were dead broke when they left the White House.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (uFFOT)

312 Hillary had another one of her fainting spells as she was carrying her bong across the room to get some vodka.

That's probably what happened.

Posted by: hepcat at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (5b+Sr)

313 It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. (There's a Romney joke there.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (GroCc)

The Obamas are fast trying to catch up with them. They have a place in Manhattan now, and I believe were also buying a place in Hawaii. So three homes.

But Barry recently said that the thing he was proudest of after his eight year reign of terror, is that he and Moochelle "didn't change." Yep. Still the same, racist, shifty grifters they were in Chi-town.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

314 Chelsea has worms.

*commence butt dragging*

Posted by: TrumpTwitter at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (gSwpy)

315 ...of course, I am imagine Hillary in the full Regalia - Pantsuit, Big Fake Baubles, Make-Up and Hair.

A Virginia Slim dangling from her lip.

Glass of Scotch in one hand.
Tongs in the other.

Standing over a Foreman Grill in the middle of a tastefully decorated W.A.S.P. hive in Westchester.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (CY87f)

316 Short in her vibrator.

Actually, the vibrator committed suicide.

Posted by: hepcat at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (5b+Sr)

317 My life for you!

Bumpty-bumpety-bump.

Posted by: Trashcan Man (D) at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (sNwPN)

318 So today was the deadline from Nunes (House Intel) to the DOJ to deliver documents and other things they have been (allegedly) withholding.

No word, so far.

This is one of the strangest aspects of the Mega-Scandal Swarm. Very troubling.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (QDnY+)

319 So...were either Bill or Hillary at home at the time?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (W+vEI)

320 Alice Cooper House Of Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu_mq0Uc0M

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (y3aQB)

321 >>Does anyone else smell toast?

Posted by: Hillary

You mean like in your headquarters on election night?

Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (2cuLk)

322 I'm praying for a Secret Service tell-all some day on the Clintons and Obamas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

323 "Hillary had another one of her fainting spells as she was carrying her bong across the room to get some vodka.

That's probably what happened.

Posted by: hepcat"

She should have watched CNN bong special, I think they covered bong safety pretty well for these situations..

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (MxEKc)

324 garret, you forgot the rollers in the hair along with the pink fluffy slippers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (ab78G)

325 Hey Bernie, when you say single payer healthcare how many operations will be non-urgent procedures?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/badly-strained-uk-hospitals-delay-non-urgent-procedures-102502267.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (BtQd4)

326 Musical interlude:

https://tinyurl.com/yb7jx4yt

Posted by: Williem DaFoe at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (lIZQs)

327 I think Comey should investigate this.

And pronto.

Posted by: hepcat at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (5b+Sr)

328 Maybe she was going to fake her own death and be jetted off to Argentina,

Easier than when she tried to fake her own alive-ness in 2016

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (clYld)

329 She left the Fresnel glasses on the windowsill, sun came out and caught the drapes on fire.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (HgMAr)

330 Rosenstein and Wray with Ryan?

Fascinating.

Ryan has stayed aloof from this bizarre wrestling match, save for one instance in the fall where he chimed in to back Nunes - whereupon DOJ promptly said "how high?!!".

Which, in this kremlinological tea-leaf reading exercise, lent substantial credibility to Nunes' most aggressive claims.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 05:01 PM (QDnY+)

331 garret, you forgot the rollers in the hair along with the pink fluffy slippers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (ab78G)

and muu-muu instead of pantsuit

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 05:01 PM (HgMAr)

332 Sokov!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2018 05:01 PM (lIZQs)

333 *Flips Steak*

*Takes Swig of Scotch*

*Scratches FUPA with Tongs*

Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (CY87f)

334 I thought the Obama's lived in common housing; didn't believe in private ownership. All the places it was rumored to be Obama retirement homes were all owned by someone else and the Obama's just lived there, if they weren't staying in some billionaire's guest house.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (GroCc)

335
Hey Bernie, when you say single payer healthcare how many operations will be non-urgent procedures?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/badly-strained-uk-hospitals-delay-non-urgent-procedures-102502267.html
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM

But we'll do it "the right way."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (IqV8l)

336 The guy that did the bleach bit will be found dead in the ashes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (eD4rp)

337 The fire was doubtless part of the Great Right Wing Conspiracy against the Clintons.

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (Rl9Tz)

338 Old quote for VD Hanson:
Quite simply, the next time your elected local or state official holds a press conference about global warming, the Middle East, or the national political climate, expect to experience poor county law enforcement, bad municipal services, or regional insolvency.
Progressivism 101: Every time we get close to having REAL socialism something messes it up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (BtQd4)

339 Sokov!
I doubt Monica had anything to do with it.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (QCX64)

340 "My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two."

Um, yeah, now thatth dithguthtin ...

Posted by: Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man, with all of your romantic queries at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (GdJ+p)

341 Jesus! If it reaches the gin and vodka storage areas we are going to lose Chappaqua!

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (3/f2v)

342 341. Why are you telling the yard crew patron this? Inside staff are overseen by Rosalita, his wife.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:06 PM (fA1SL)

343 I picture Hillary! bald under a bad wig. Little patches of gray hair sticking up all over. And head lice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

344 Finally I have a heat source to pop all this popcorn I bought to enjoy the Clinton Downfall.

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 05:06 PM (42M22)

345 Julian Assange.

Posted by: wiki wiki wiki at January 03, 2018 05:07 PM (sNwPN)

346 I thought the Obama's lived in common housing; didn't believe in private ownership. All the places it was rumored to be Obama retirement homes were all owned by someone else and the Obama's just lived there, if they weren't staying in some billionaire's guest house.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse

They were going to pull a Magnum, PI.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (0R8lo)

347 >>I picture Hillary! bald under a bad wig. Little patches of gray hair sticking up all over. And head lice.

Looking like Drew Carey's co-worker

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (W+vEI)

348 Standing by to assist you in your time of need, Mrs. Clinton! Remember...free delivery!

Posted by: Chappaqua Wine and Spirits at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (O5Q3r)

349 Who blew the margins?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (FZYNt)

350 343. I imagine her in a soiled, bedraggled House Harkonnen - Madame Mao-Mu double-knit, doing the Miss Havisham between shots amd kuru seizures.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (fA1SL)

351 The fire turns out to be Huma committing suicide; she left a note - partially charred - but something about "too many code browns...".

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2018 05:09 PM (Rl9Tz)

352 They were going to pull a Magnum, PI.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (0R8lo)

Or a Kato Kaelin?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 05:09 PM (z79tQ)

353 Dotted Indian MSNBC "analyst" sez Donald Trump's sexual insecurities threaten to kill us all:

https://tinyurl.com/yb249e7o

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

354 There's a rumor out on the wire,
That Hillary was born without sire.
Mr. Rodham deferred
E'en the devil demurred.
It were Bill's burning Oedipal fire.

Posted by: The Panzer Pink at January 03, 2018 05:11 PM (TUHx2)

355 Who blew the margins?
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (FZYNt)

It was a trap so not ghey.

Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 05:11 PM (g4lFK)

356 We don't need no steenkin margins.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 05:12 PM (+lOpA)

357 nood something

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 05:12 PM (+lOpA)

358 355. Dude - traps are ghey. This is known

Respek wammen!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:13 PM (fA1SL)

359 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 05:13 PM (0R8lo)

360 So today was the deadline from Nunes (House Intel) to the DOJ to deliver
documents and other things they have been (allegedly) withholding.
============================

Aren't Rosenstein and Wray meeting with Speaker Ryan about this? Something about Mueller's dog ate the papers, or something...

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 03, 2018 05:14 PM (ylUqT)

361 350 343. I imagine her in a soiled, bedraggled House Harkonnen - Madame Mao-Mu double-knit, doing the Miss Havisham between shots amd kuru seizures.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

You remind of of this supremely disturbing article about a 10-year-old drag queen in Brooklyn getting massive attention from the progressive MSM:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5228857/ A-10-year-old-drag-queen-founded-drag-club-kids.html

As the haters are pointing out:

His parents are saying "It's his decision! He's doing this all on his own!", but as the haters are pointing out:

Who is buying all his clothes?

Who is`paying the rent on his drag club?

Who is actually designing and making his line of clothes?

Who is signing the contracts for his TV appearances?

Etc.

Obviously his parents are fueling this whole thing.

Meanwhile, the predators grooming him and vying to be the first one to take his virginity once he hits puberty but before he realizes, "Wait, I thought this was just a way to get praise and love from my parents! You want me to do what???"

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 05:14 PM (42M22)

362 And then finally, when there*s nothing left, when you can*t extort another buck from a donor or make another fee on a speech, you bust the joint out. You light a match.

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2018 05:15 PM (gbWkA)

363 This has a simple explanation. Chelsea got me some of those lovely Yankee Candles in my Christmas stocking. (I had to move some of the coal to find it.) I had a couple of those burning on the toliet tank lid today. I was just sitting there on the commode, the next thing I knew I was lying in the tub with my bunny slippers on fire and my bathrobe smoldering.

Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2018 05:15 PM (2cuLk)

364 The last time I was this happy my third child was born

John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 3, 2018

Let's face it. This is better.
Ben January 3, 2018

Hell hath no fury like a Bannon scorned.
Bill Kristol January 3, 2018

White knight Ben Shapiro:

This was the day Trump became president

Ben Shapiro January 3, 2018

2018. What a start!

Brad Thor January 3, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 05:16 PM (y3aQB)

365 361. Yeah. When I first read about the case, I realized that maybe Agent Smith had a point.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (fA1SL)

366 about Bannon Supposedly going off on Trump, whiich he didn't

but the Nippledick NeverTrumpers have to put the Thimbles over their cubbies

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (y3aQB)

367 11
Hillary must've been wearing ass-less chaps and the friction from her Christmas ham thighs was like a chainsaw going through steel pipe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

I'm trying not to hate you for that image JJ.

*tries to wipe brain*

Yeah, I hate you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (C0HFa)

368 re: 361:

Invoked the willow rule and reposted in nood.

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)

369 349 Who blew the margins?
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (FZYNt)
20 bucks is 20 bucks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:19 PM (BtQd4)

370 Nood?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2018 05:20 PM (C0HFa)

371 "racist, shifty grifter" sounds like parts to a
MoPar product.

Posted by: Nathan K at January 03, 2018 05:22 PM (ez1vH)

372 Arson experts have traced the fire to faulty storage of the Zyklon B meant for the delousing stations in the 'FEMA FUN Camps for Deplorables' during her first term.

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2018 05:23 PM (Rl9Tz)

373 That song and video was weird even by Ace of Spades standards.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: WOWPROMO at January 03, 2018 05:24 PM (f0ldB)

374 Podhoretz is as happy about a supposed Bannon-Trump feud as he is about his child being born?
That's disturbing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2018 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)

375 Well, the gates of hell don't just open themselves do they?

Posted by: HillBillys at January 03, 2018 05:32 PM (0dmP2)

376 This is what happens when the hot sauce in your purse goes critical.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2018 05:34 PM (bJ0w+)

377 She had another fire, in her office, just as it looked like she might be investigated back in 2012.

Posted by: geoffb at January 03, 2018 05:44 PM (zOpu5)

378 "Chappaqua is burning" By Deep Purple.

Posted by: geoffb at January 03, 2018 05:45 PM (zOpu5)

379 I am glad to hear Hillary is OK. We needs her and she can fix up the mess that Trump created...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 03, 2018 05:46 PM (u54O2)

380 It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. (There's a Romney joke there.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:55

During the campaign I heard they owned the Chappaqua house, her house in DC and a place in AUS. That's not counting Bill's penthouse in the Clinton liberry. Did anyone else hear about the house in AUS, why would own one there?

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 03, 2018 05:54 PM (yJ1e6)

381 I didn't know Chardonnay is that flammable.

Posted by: George LeS at January 03, 2018 05:55 PM (+TcCF)

382 There's a dead hooker at the base of that fire I'd wager.

Posted by: spidly at January 03, 2018 06:28 PM (buP4J)

383

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 03, 2018 07:10 PM (+9AX9)

384 Most likely the fire was started by Hillary cutting loose on Bill for not backing her enough.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 03, 2018 07:11 PM (+9AX9)

385 Is it true that her pants started the fire?

Posted by: vivi at January 03, 2018 08:41 PM (11H2y)

386 Burned? Like, with a match??

Posted by: Aarradin at January 04, 2018 05:06 AM (5kvQv)

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