CNN Jerks Itself Off for 48 Hours Chasing Pictures of Trump Golfing, and a Mysterious White Truck Known Only As "Doctor Axles"

23: The number of times over the past day that CNN has mentioned the white box truck that obscured view of Trump golfing

0: For comparison, the number of times CNN has mentioned that Politico report on Obama admin's quashing of Hezbollah investigation. https://t.co/M07SwXvBpT
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) December 28, 2017

CNN has been trying to get to the bottom of "#TruckGate" -- the major, major story of a white truck that blocked their attempt to embarrass Trump by photographing him playing Trump -- for two straight days.

CNN, always focused on the most important stories of the day, had a meltdown when a white box truck blocked them from filming President Donald Trump on the golf course.

On Tuesday, a CNN reporter peeked through the bushes in order to videotape Trump golfing in Palm Beach, Florida. The shot was awkward -- and arguably a bit creepy -- but CNN bragged about the exclusive shot they got of the president.
Unsatisfied with just one day of footage, CNN went back to their spot on Wednesday, only to discover it had been blocked off by a white box truck. CNN repeatedly complained about the truck blocking their view on Twitter and on air, whining that they were on public property and suggesting they had a right to film the president on his own golf course.

See the videos and CNN's tweets about this at the link.

The Secret Service and the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office both denied responsibility for the truck, causing CNN to launch into full-on conspiracy theory mode.
"Today this truck showed up out of nowhere and actually moved at one point when our journalists tried to get a different angle," CNN’s Ryan Nobles cried. "It's clear no one wanted us to get a picture of the president golfing."

Although the Secret Service issued a very snarky denial...

.@Kevinliptakcnn reports @SecretService saying they did not provide the box truck to block the view of Trump golfing pic.twitter.com/cWv7jtrlC0
— Noah Gray (@NoahGrayCNN) December 27, 2017

...that did not discourage the Truth Warriors from CNN from sleuthing out the #TruckGate scandal.

And so the Great Truck Hunt entered Day Two.
Yesterday, CNN Ahabs harpooned their White Whale. Well, White Truck. Or at least -- a truck that looked similar to the White Truck that blocked their view.

CNN's quest to uncover an explanation for why a truck blocked its view of President Trump's golf course in West Palm Beach, Fla., on Wednesday stretched into a second day and once again bore no concrete answers.
Noah Gray, a producer for CNN who tweeted a picture of a white box truck in front of hedges adjacent to the golf course on Wednesday, tracked down what looked to be an identical, if not the same, truck parked Thursday in a parking lot at the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department.

Although the sheriff's department denied having ordered any truck to block CNN's Important Camera Views, CNN wasn't going to be put off the hunt just yet.

CNN's John Berman, who sat in for Anderson Cooper on his "360" evening program on Thursday, said that the truck, which was in a lot behind a fence, was parked in such a way that they could not compare license plates.

"You Can't See Me" ❌ 👀 A large truck is attempting to block cameras from capturing video of President Donald Trump golfing 🚚 🏌 https://t.co/qeO0k6c4YP pic.twitter.com/YO34DA6MGq
— CNN Newsroom (@CNNnewsroom) December 27, 2017

White box truck of same type & similar look seen parked at PBSO department parking lot. It remained there today. pic.twitter.com/uYFenQaH51
— Noah Gray (@NoahGrayCNN) December 28, 2017

When Obama jaunted off the links to announce the beheading of American James Foley by ISIS, and then jaunted off to play the back nine, CNN reported only that it was "bad optics" and poor "theater" which Obama couldn't be faulted for, because (according to Obama) he's just to honest to even consider the "theater" of things.

But don't worry-- when there's news to be broken on #TrumpGate, CNN, which is real news, Mr. President, will be there.

Posted by: Ace at 11:21 AM

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1 First?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 29, 2017 11:20 AM (xQfPr)

2 And, holy shit, Ace is up?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 29, 2017 11:20 AM (xQfPr)

3 boxtruck gate

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:21 AM (F5+ro)

4 That's a lot of hand switching.

Posted by: SH at December 29, 2017 11:21 AM (sX1BW)

5 Be on the lookout for a white man in a white van!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 11:21 AM (IqV8l)

6 Cuck News Network is just embarrassing.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 29, 2017 11:21 AM (jsWA8)

7 >>> attempt to embarrass Trump by photographing him playing Trump

Well, that would be embarrassing!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 29, 2017 11:22 AM (EWlfz)

8 Now that I've read the content, I see the truckgate thing was nor original to me. Oh well. But yeah, it is a vexing story of great importance.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (F5+ro)

9 The power of the media isn't in how they report things, but in what they report and when.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (vX2zy)

10 It's an ice cream truck.

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (HgMAr)

11 When it comes to good focus on things that matter, as well as chasing down the owners of mysterious trucks, CNN has all the competence of Charles Moose.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (tVWQB)

12 Hilariously, it's probably just some pot head landscapers like "hey mang, think we can park the truck here while we mow the lawn?" "Sure dude!'

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (F5+ro)

13 CNN has fully justified being called 'fake news'. If it were not for airport and other lounges they would be out of business.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

14 But why a white truck? What was the symbolism there? Deteriorating minds want to know.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (LAe3v)

15 Clown News Net

not surprised

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (FZYNt)

16 quad cab box trucks are usually used by movers, landscapers, or carpenters. Because delivery box trucks dont need room for 4+ people.

So lets dig in to this deeper.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (F5+ro)

17 360 One of the hordelawyers want to back me up on this?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:20 AM (F5+ro)

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Point of Order.

All lawyers are whored lawyers.

*rereads*

Oh... horde lawyers. Nevermind.

But my point still stands.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

Blow me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

18 Well, come on. That white box truck is a direct assault on democracy.

JUST LIKE HITLER!

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (jHrzU)

19 White truck blocking view of golf course? Conspiracy!!

White truck running over shoppers at a Christmas market? Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (wPiJc)

20 8 Now that I've read the content, I see the truckgate thing was nor original to me. Oh well. But yeah, it is a vexing story of great importance.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (F5+ro)

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Certainly more important than Hezbollah running drugs in America with the implicit permission of a sitting US President.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (vX2zy)

21 Bet the truck has Russian plates.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (zCyNd)

22 Jerks itself off.

Heh.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (eSvEh)

23 If they wanted to utterly discredit themselves, what would they do differently?

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (LAe3v)

24 I'd call it a comedy, but that doesn't feel right.

What do you call someone so deep in their own psychotic self-delusions that an apple is a banana?

Oh right, we call that CNN.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (72PAC)

25 It's his golf course. If he wants to park a truck there, or if he wants to park 20 or 30 trucks there, it's his business.

Screw these whiny "journalists" who have nothing better to do with their time than try to get photos of Trump golfing. They never gave a shit about all of Obama's golfing, despite the fact that Obama spent more time on the golf course than any president ever had before.

At least Trump is getting useful stuff done for the country when he's not golfing, which is a lot more than anybody could say about Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (fqUgw)

26 Sadaam's Little Bitch of a News Network, The Next Generation.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (Ftuf+)

27 13 CNN has fully justified being called 'fake news'. If it were not for airport and other lounges they would be out of business.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 29, 2017 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

=============

"It's not fake if it actually happened!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM (vX2zy)

28 PDT ought to be tweeting about this.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM (eSvEh)

29 Our heartfelt condolences go out to the family of James Foley. Now watch this drive.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM (QQ+il)

30 Why a white truck, Mr Trump? Why not a truck of color?

#racist

Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM (/tuJf)

31 Hopefully PDT is sitting in Mar A Lago laughing his ass off about this.

Posted by: HamiltonNJ at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM (sCjDS)

32 Why is it that "journalists" stand in little clusters? If they were to spread out even a little bit a single truck couldn't block everyone's view.

Are they huddling for warmth?

Is it a pack behavior?

Do they have their hands in each other's pockets?

I'm really puzzled.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM (wPiJc)

33 We're never surviving Doctor Axles. It's just Too.Damn.Much.

Posted by: jsg at December 29, 2017 11:27 AM (0+DvI)

34 23 If they wanted to utterly discredit themselves, what would they do differently?
Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:25 AM (LAe3v)

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Discredit with whom?

The ones handing out media and journalism awards at the end of every year?

I can't imagine anything they'd do differently to make sure they succeed in those people's eyes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:27 AM (vX2zy)

35
The truck is carrying Diet Coke and ice cream. Pallets of it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 11:27 AM (493sH)

36 It's a taco bowl truck.

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2017 11:27 AM (HgMAr)

37 Do they have their hands in each other's pockets?

Those puds aren't going to pull themselves, you know.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:27 AM (LAe3v)

38 CNN Jerks Itself Off for 48 Hours.

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You misspelled "sticks its thumb in and out of it's ass" there Ace.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (8XRCm)

39 I'd run to the store, but I'm parked in by a white box truck

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (KCxzN)

40 Sources Say Trump Uses Box Truck To Censor News Media, Divert Attention From Russia Collusion, Fish Food, Tree Cutting Scandals

Posted by: This...is CNN at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (O5Q3r)

41 CNN = Crazy Non-News

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (fqUgw)

42 Certainly more important than Hezbollah running drugs in America with the implicit permission of a sitting US President.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (vX2zy)

Well, let's dig in to this: did Hezb'allah use white box trucks to run drugs?

Because maybe, just maybe...

Nah, couldn't be.

Could it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (F5+ro)

43 OHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGOD

A delivery truck at a place that routinely takes deliveries! Holy fucking shit! It's like cracking the Lindbergh baby, DB Cooper, Amelia Earhardt and Tunguska Event cases all at once!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

44 Discredit with whom?

The ones handing out media and journalism awards at the end of every year?

Anyone with two functioning synapses to string together? Which, of course, leaves out the media and journalism awards recipients.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM (LAe3v)

45 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (AoK0a)

46 Of course it's a WHITE truck, not a truck of color.

This only confirms Trump's racism.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (jBHtp)

47 remember when they showed pictures of Barry O blasting skeets with a shotgun and wanted everyone to believe it was real?

Fake News isn't a DJT creation

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (FZYNt)

48 Before becoming President, one of Trump's core businesses was Golf Course purchases and development . He conducted major business while on the course.

That anyone would think golf would not continue to be a a part of Trump's presidency is just dumb.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (2DOZq)

49 I'm peach Now!!

Posted by: Maxine at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (K3F/8)

50 The box truck is filled with illegal prostitutes with full bladders.

Posted by: Todd Kneeling, Discovered Bigfoot at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (VFat/)

51 The truck may have been there to remove promptly and give to the poor any stray giveafux PDT or Melania encountered at Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (zCyNd)

52 All we need to do is market "Barack Obama Lithium Water," "Che Guevera Lithium Water"and "Margaret Sanger Lithium Water" put their pictures on the front and liberals will medicate themselves.

Yeah, I know, we'll have to put some sort of "do not consume more than X oz in a 24 hour period" warning on it in small print, but I'm cool with that.

Posted by: shibumi at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (aT+Bx)

53 Blow me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

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Heh.... you'd bill for the time.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

54 I dunno though, I tip my hat to anyone who can jerk off for 48 hours straight. Talk about chafing, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

55 You know who else used a box truck? Tim McVeigh, that's who!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 11:30 AM (O5Q3r)

56 Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 29, 2017 11:30 AM (oVWx5)

57 53 Blow me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

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Heh.... you'd bill for the time.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

THAT'S GODDAMN RI....aw shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

58
A few days ago Yahoo ran a story (I think it was from Newsweak) with the headline of Jared Kushner taking pictures with a Confederate flag. Turns out Jared was on a boat and a boat in the distance was flying the stars and bars and showed up in the background of pictures someone took of him and his kids on their boat. But the headline was all but Klansman Kushner posing with the Confederate flag on vacation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)

59 Use Twitter to demand CNN be removed from your airport

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 29, 2017 11:31 AM (eSvEh)

60 Clearly Trump is smuggling aliens to do his bidding.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2017 11:31 AM (A1FgP)

61 PDJT please retweet Ross's tweet then watch CNN squirm.

Posted by: Astronaut Achmex at December 29, 2017 11:31 AM (Q6VoX)

62
I had (past tense) a neighbor in the news business. Satellite truck and all that shit. Then he told his wife, ''I don't want to be married anymore,'' packed up his shit and split. Let her get the house ready for market. A large endeavor requiring two or three trucks in her driveway every day for a month.

Probably showed up at settlement for his cut though. When I think of CNN and the other shits I think of my old neighbor. Quality individuals all, I'm sure.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at December 29, 2017 11:31 AM (2FqvZ)

63 A truck parked in front of what looks like a warehouse. Suspicious.

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (HgMAr)

64 Gentlemen, this chicken did not die of natural causes. It was f***ked to death!

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (tBimT)

65 Looks like a tent supply truck to me.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (2DOZq)

66 I'd have spray painted "BOOBS!" on it.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (O5Q3r)

67 Trump's the Roadrunner, and CNN is the Coyote. Invest in Acme products.

Posted by: josephistan at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (ANIFC)

68
A delivery truck at a place that routinely takes
deliveries! Holy fucking shit! It's like cracking the Lindbergh baby,
DB Cooper, Amelia Earhardt and Tunguska Event cases all at once!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:28 AM
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You added Tunguska. Well done.

Posted by: shibumi at December 29, 2017 11:33 AM (aT+Bx)

69 64
Gentlemen, this chicken did not die of natural causes. It was f***ked to death!

Heh.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:33 AM (LAe3v)

70 I saw Doctor Axles open for Econoline back in '87

Posted by: jsg at December 29, 2017 11:33 AM (0+DvI)

71 Wait till they discover he's used the same two balls every time he's golfed.

Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2017 11:33 AM (0+nbW)

72 Get New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman on this case immediately!

We need a court order prohibiting white trucks from blocking views of the President playing golf!

Trampling on the First Amendment!

Meanwhile, the Democrat Commissioner of Social Services has been charged with rape in Albany.

But Trump is the enemy!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 29, 2017 11:33 AM (MnkFD)

73 Those trucks are stacked full of the corpses of victims of the tax cuts, and with the bodies of Dreamers and Syrian refugee children.

Trump's Russian-backed dick-punching spree must end.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (fA1SL)

74 I'd have spray painted "BOOBS!" on it.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (O5Q3r)

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Having "Covfefe Enterprises" stenciled on the truck would have been an awesome touch.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

75 48 Before becoming President, one of Trump's core businesses was Golf Course purchases and development . He conducted major business while on the course.

That anyone would think golf would not continue to be a a part of Trump's presidency is just dumb.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (2DOZq)

Not to mention.... Obama Golfed all the damn time....

And President Trump, being a MUCH better Golfer, probably takes about 1/3 less time per round (less strokes, less time)...

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (NgKpN)

76
We need a court order prohibiting white trucks from blocking views of the President playing golf!

Judge in Hawaii: I'm on it!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)

77 Like Pappy said, "You can't fix stupid!"

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (9B/d8)

78
We need a court order prohibiting white trucks from blocking views of the President playing golf!

So ordered.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt and Coconut Bra at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (2FqvZ)

79 48 Before becoming President, one of Trump's core businesses was Golf Course purchases and development . He conducted major business while on the course.

That anyone would think golf would not continue to be a a part of Trump's presidency is just dumb.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (2DOZq)

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I remember Widespread Pepe saying that Trump wouldn't play a single game of gold during his presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (vX2zy)

80 It's better than being herded into a White House closet right?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (2DOZq)

81 Isn't that the same truck you can see on the Grassy Knoll?

Posted by: mark1971 at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (xPl2J)

82 74 I'd have spray painted "BOOBS!" on it.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (O5Q3r)

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Having "Covfefe Enterprises" stenciled on the truck would have been an awesome touch.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

Or "Covfefe Global Initiative"

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

83 I fear that most of the LIVs still never witness the FNM meltdowns and times they are caught lying; but I am loving how DJT employs a kind of jujitsu on the FNM and HW etc. So much fun after years of hapless stammering from Rs or conservatives blindsided by gotcha questions.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (84F5k)

84 Why is it that "journalists" stand in little clusters?

Send in the scoops.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (QQ+il)

85 74 I'd have spray painted "BOOBS!" on it.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (O5Q3r)

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Having "Covfefe Enterprises" stenciled on the truck would have been an awesome touch.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

I'd have put a sign on the side that said...

Fake Truck....

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (NgKpN)

86 They need to paint "Covfefe Trucking" on the side of the truck.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (MnkFD)

87 Perhaps it was deliberately done by Trump. To which I ask; so? It isn't like he owes them anything but contempt. In fact, contempt for the media is a sure crowd-pleaser. The media seem to have a lot of trouble grasping this concept.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (LAe3v)

88 "Trump's dick-punching: Spree or Rampage?"

Posted by: CNN at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (zCyNd)

89 I got Willowed posting this breaking story in the dead thread.

Another hard-hitting CNN expose! And this one is not fake! Maybe a little speculative!

WHITE TRUCK PARKED BY GOLF COURSE-GATE BLOWN WIDE OPEN!

CNN found a spot on public property where they could spy on Trump playing golf and aired this Wild Kingdom-esque video.

http://bit.ly/2ljNyMb

But then a large white truck parked in such a way as to block CNN's view. CNN has now found the (or a similar) white truck parked at the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office! A clear violation of CNN's constitutional rights!

http://bit.ly/2C9vOhT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

90 68. The estate of Tesla paid him to do that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (fA1SL)

91 You know Jim Acosta is sitting at home stewing because he didn't break this story.

Winning!!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (bB4HN)

92 Trump. Living in CNN's head 24/7/365

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (0R8lo)

93 Why is it that "journalists" stand in little clusters?

Birds of a feather, Flock together

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (5y11N)

94
They should put a picture of Trump golfing on the side of the truck

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (493sH)

95 82 74 I'd have spray painted "BOOBS!" on it.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 11:32 AM (O5Q3r)

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Having "Covfefe Enterprises" stenciled on the truck would have been an awesome touch.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

Or "Covfefe Global Initiative"
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

a Green Line drawing, of a certain Frog... and...

Pepe was here!

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

96 CNN wasn't nearly this pissed off when Biden locked a reporter in a broom closet.

Posted by: mark1971 at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (xPl2J)

97 just tell them Obama's birth certificate and college transcripts are in it

Posted by: x at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (nFwvY)

98 They're Justified, and they're Ancient, and they drive an ice cream van...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (9TK8E)

99 Obama only used "golf" as an opportunity to suck Kools and penis. If he took it seriously, he would have gotten better at the game.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (QQ+il)

100 Having "Covfefe Enterprises" stenciled on the truck would have been an awesome touch.
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Too obvious.

I like "Kilroy Was Here" and the appropriate drawing to go along with it.

/RUMORS OF WAR!!! TRUMP IS GOING TO NUKE GERMANY!!! A CNN PRIME TIME SPECIAL "TRUMPS APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION!!!"

Posted by: shibumi at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (aT+Bx)

101 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (vX2zy)

I don't remember but that was dumb and I hope people told him so.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (2DOZq)

102 >>>I remember Widespread Pepe saying that Trump wouldn't play a single game of gold during his presidency.

I remember him obsessing over some homeless chick in the gym and then dating some hot mess of a nursing student. Being 29 has its risks.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (EWlfz)

103 90 68. The estate of Tesla paid him to do that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (fA1SL)

*shifty eyes*
I have no idea what you mean.
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

104 Maybe it is OJ Simpson. I understand he cannot fit into a Bronco anymore.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (7ZVPa)

105 If Trump had arranged it on purpose, it would have been a trailer of Porta-potties.

Posted by: semi-caffeinated Miklos at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (zCyNd)

106 Covfefe Trucking: On-time delivery of schlongs since 2016.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (MnkFD)

107 94 They should put a picture of Trump golfing on the side of the truck

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Nah, put a picture of Hillary being tossed like a tuna into the van.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (LAe3v)

108 Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

a Green Line drawing, of a certain Frog... and...

Pepe was here!
Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

That should be their corporate logo.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

109 these are the same fools who let hillary's campaign rope them up during the campaign

https://tinyurl.com/o9j3mmu

"But the Clinton campaign's use of a mobile rope line was catnip for Republicans, who seized on the issue."

Posted by: Bored383 at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (70HTk)

110 Chaplinsky!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (SkuXa)

111 68 & 90.

Hmm....Nespatnik blames Tunguska on a white panel truck, shifting blame away from Nikola Tesla, and then I find this:

https://youtu.be/6EJYW6HDbIM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (fA1SL)

112 97 just tell them Obama's birth certificate and college transcripts are in it
Posted by: x at December 29, 2017 11:36 AM (nFwvY)

*golf clap*

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (72PAC)

113
I remember Widespread Pepe saying that Trump wouldn't play a single game of gold during his presidency.
==========================

Well, he was wrong.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (Po6Jc)

114 Has intrepid reporter Jake Tapper weighed in yet on this momentous breaking news story?

By now, he must have a twitchy twitter finger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (0ogQG)

115

what is a white power "hand gesture?"

Be seeing you...

https://youtu.be/QY9oWfkKt6A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (IqV8l)

116 CNN, when the White Truck attains ramming speed, start rolling your cameras, because I'll pay good money to watch that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (clYld)

117 MULDOON NEWS UPDATE: A Fox News camera crew attempted to get some unique footage of Michael Moore eating a hoagie. The next day they attempted to get the same shot, only to find that a large white truck, two moving vans, a circus tent, three billboards an array of solar panels and the Louisiana Superdome had been parked in that location, completely blocking their view.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (wPiJc)

118
Hopefully PDT is sitting in Mar A Lago laughing his ass off about this.
=====

A really huuuuge plus about PDJT is his sense of humor. (One of those things I could not imagine 2 years ago.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (MIKMs)

119 99 Obama only used "golf" as an opportunity to suck Kools and penis. If he took it seriously, he would have gotten better at the game.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (QQ+il)

I beg to differ.... there is a certain subset of US Males, who no matter HOW much they actually try... are just physically worthless...

Came across this in the Military...

Darwin used to weed these out for us... now we make them President /spit

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

120 "Oh, my God! It's full of Diet Coke empties!"

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (O5Q3r)

121 Out of curiosity, has DJT appeared even once on ESPN? It seemed that was O'Bumbles second home for awhile.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (Po6Jc)

122 If I was loaded with Iranian nukes, they wouldn't give a single shit.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM (326rv)

123 "CNN Jerks Itself Off for 48 Hours"
"Mysterious White Truck"

Coincidence, correlation, or result?

AoSHQ reports, you decide.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (ctuyM)

124 In fact, contempt for the media is a sure crowd-pleaser.

-
Didja see that the Trump campaign has launched a Fake News Story of the Year Contest?

http://bit.ly/2CmE1hS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

125 New delivery of WINNING!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (MnkFD)

126 it isn't anyone's business why the truck is there.
POTUS is the kind of man who can get the job done, regardless of where he is.

cnn needs to get out of the news business.
they're failing.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (9R040)

127 101 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:34 AM (vX2zy)

I don't remember but that was dumb and I hope people told him so.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (2DOZq)

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I laughed.

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102 >>>I remember Widespread Pepe saying that Trump wouldn't play a single game of gold during his presidency.

I remember him obsessing over some homeless chick in the gym and then dating some hot mess of a nursing student. Being 29 has its risks.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 29, 2017 11:37 AM (EWlfz)

=============

Guy was...weird. Had huge hangups around his ex wife, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (vX2zy)

128 Wow...could you imagine if they-like started counting how many scoops of ice cream the president ate as well!?

That would be BONKERS!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (xqfqx)

129 I was thinking about everyone losing their shit over Presidents golfing and I think it goes back to Eisenhower. He got a lot of shit for spending time on the links so JFK, who did enjoy golf, made a point to never be caught golfing.

Which, whatever. A president is going to do something with his extra brain cycles and golf is better than scheming about whether to put a bowling alley over the swimming pool in the White House basement. Golf at least has a code and golf is unimpressed by your status, so there's that.

Golf is fundamentally artificial and silly, however. Fishing is better.

The last president I can think of who fished is Eisenhower. There's a river up in Maine somewhere whose name escapes me that has an Eisenhower pool, where the prez fished. I didn't catch anything there.

Fishing is better than golf because it's nature. You really can't impress fish with your status. And it's better for presidents because you have to keep the press away. For the most part they wouldn't survive a walk in the woods anyway, but it legit ruins things if there are people tromping around scaring the fish, so it's an excuse to ban or execute the paparazzi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

130 Bananas!

These people have been broken.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

131 107 94 They should put a picture of Trump golfing on the side of the truck

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Nah, put a picture of Hillary being tossed like a tuna into the van.
Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (LAe3v)

I pictured that photo taking up the whole side of the van and I laughed.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (2DOZq)

132 I like how in the last clip they said that Obama invited in the press for some of his games. Well duh, why wouldn't he? They'll give his balls a free washing during the course of the game.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 29, 2017 11:41 AM (/qEW2)

133 111 68 & 90.

Hmm....Nespatnik blames Tunguska on a white panel truck, shifting blame away from Nikola Tesla, and then I find this:

https://youtu.be/6EJYW6HDbIM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (fA1SL)

Nice laundromat you have. Would be a shame if a random bolt of plasma shot out of the sky and vaporized it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

134 Why is it that "journalists" stand in little clusters?

Because they are like gazelle on the Serengeti. If one wanders too far away, it gets picked off.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 11:41 AM (0R8lo)

135 They should put a picture of Trump golfing on the side of the truck
Posted by: TheQuietMan

I'm getting a picture of JEF in the sand trap on my rear door.

It'll be my tramp stamp.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (326rv)

136 And yet somehow they preferred being literally locked in a Broom Closet by Shrillary Killary.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (9TK8E)

137 >>Out of curiosity, has DJT appeared even once on ESPN? It seemed that was O'Bumbles second home for awhile.

Seem to recall liked to make his visits on the night of event, like a world series game or the super bowl. Because no big event can upstage O.
Actually, think he did 60 Minutes for almost every superbowl Sunday.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (W+vEI)

138 Alt-Truck hunting.

When will this "White-Truck-Supremacy" end?

Posted by: geoffb at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (zOpu5)

139 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

Bush 41 fished his ass off. How he got to his fishing spots was pretty cool too.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (2DOZq)

140 The last president I can think of who fished is Eisenhower.

Well, Carter tried it.

Once.

Posted by: The Killer Attack Rabbit at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (zCyNd)

141 Bad optics: if you're Republican it's because you're callous. If you're Obama it's because you're honest.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 29, 2017 11:42 AM (/qEW2)

142 129 I was thinking about everyone losing their shit over Presidents golfing and I think it goes back to Eisenhower. He got a lot of shit for spending time on the links so JFK, who did enjoy golf, made a point to never be caught golfing.

Which, whatever. A president is going to do something with his extra brain cycles and golf is better than scheming about whether to put a bowling alley over the swimming pool in the White House basement. Golf at least has a code and golf is unimpressed by your status, so there's that.

Golf is fundamentally artificial and silly, however. Fishing is better.

The last president I can think of who fished is Eisenhower. There's a river up in Maine somewhere whose name escapes me that has an Eisenhower pool, where the prez fished. I didn't catch anything there.

Fishing is better than golf because it's nature. You really can't impress fish with your status. And it's better for presidents because you have to keep the press away. For the most part they wouldn't survive a walk in the woods anyway, but it legit ruins things if there are people tromping around scaring the fish, so it's an excuse to ban or execute the paparazzi.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

==============

Obama golfing kind of bugged me.

I think it was two things:

Bush wasn't allowed to do it, because it was considered poor form during wartime.

and

Partisanship.

I think I generally don't care what presidents do in their spare time. I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:43 AM (vX2zy)

143 Golf is fundamentally artificial and silly, however. Fishing is better.

Sure. Try hitting a fish 250 yards off the tee into the fairway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

144 It's a white box truck.

How many thousands of them are there in Florida?

Dear sweet merciful heavens this is stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 29, 2017 11:43 AM (mf5HN)

145 133. Is insured.

Hmmm.....maybe an 80/20 split on the proceeds?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:43 AM (fA1SL)

146 On Tuesday, a CNN reporter peeked through the bushes in order to videotape Trump golfing

So CNN guys were in the bushes ... to videotape Trump? Ah, OK. Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 11:43 AM (/odH0)

147 Love the mean girl snotty tones of the women reading the news. High School anyone?

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (Vuaet)

148 I beg to differ.... there is a certain subset of
US Males, who no matter HOW much they actually try... are just
physically worthless...

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:39 AM

And we beg to differ.

(Bwaaahahahahahah. Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.)

Posted by: The 5 lbs. Dumbells in the Marine gym on Hawai'i at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (ctuyM)

149 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

Jimmy Carter also fished when he wasn't beating rabbits to death.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (2DOZq)

150 Bush 41 fished his ass off. How he got to his fishing spots was pretty cool too.

SR-72?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (QQ+il)

151 I suspect this white truck hunt is going as well for CNN as the great white van hunt in metro DC during the DC sniper reign of terror. There are *a lot* of white trucks and vans out there...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (W+vEI)

152 Fishing is better than golf because it's nature. You really can't impress fish with your status. And it's better for presidents because you have to keep the press away. For the most part they wouldn't survive a walk in the woods anyway, but it legit ruins things if there are people tromping around scaring the fish, so it's an excuse to ban or execute the paparazzi.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

Totally agree. Both Bushes fish some, but I think mainly saltwater. Dick Cheney is a fly fishing fanatic. My mom uses the same guides he uses.

Posted by: stace at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (6HFDU)

153 Fishing is better than golf because it's nature. You really can't impress fish with your status.

Well, unless you're the holder of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: pep at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (LAe3v)

154 The truck will back up to the CNN cameras and dramatically fling open the doors to reveal that it's filled with ice cream, Diet Coke, and fish food.

Posted by: GalosGann at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (KK9GY)

155 a picture of Obama in his muslim garb on the side of that truck would instantly shitcan this story.

Posted by: x at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (nFwvY)

156 "57 53 Blow me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

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Heh.... you'd bill for the time.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

THAT'S GODDAMN RI....aw shit."

Thanks for my daily laugh-out-loud, Insomniac.

Still grinning.

A very happy new year to you!

Posted by: barbarausa at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (ru28e)

157

I, for for one, am delighted to know that a simple box truck can thwart a CNN investigation. GOOD TO KNOW!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (TdMsT)

158 Well, he was wrong.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 29, 2017 11:38 AM (Po6Jc)

Just that one time, though.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (/A+Cl)

159 Bush 41 fished his ass off. How he got to his fishing spots was pretty cool too.

Oh, that's right! And he loved his speedboats because he could "scare the grandkids".

Fountain, I think he drove a fountain.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

160
Jeez, it's the Russians who are responsible for the big box truck -- Pooty-Poot's Christmas gift to PDJT, donchano?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (pNxlR)

161 Flummoxing CNN is all part of Making America Great Again.

Personally, I'm encouraged that we could pull off such a complex operation.

Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (clYld)

162 I have either a load of journalism degrees, or cheap toilet paper.

help a guy out to determine which.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (326rv)

163 And the funny part is that Trump is apparently a pretty good golfer, whereas Obongo looked like he'd gotten an ice water enema in the middle of his swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuLgdvKwTN4

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (/odH0)

164 >>Obama golfing kind of bugged me.

I think it was two things:...

Three things: He liked to do it on military base courses and inevitably displaced scheduled golfers and events (such as a wedding w/one of his Hawaii trips). Seemed like an extra FU to the military he despised so much.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

165 Behold !!! My new Digital Signature !!!

===D
00

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (7a6fv)

166
Golf is actually good exercise, if you don't use a golf cart. Fishing and golf would be good fun but most courses frown on the practice.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (2FqvZ)

167 >>>getting a picture of JEF in the sand trap on my rear door.

That's an odd euphemism for gay porn, but you have a constitutional right to force someone to bake that dirty cake.

Posted by: wooga at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (4JGaO)

168 That moment when CNN became TMZ.

Posted by: thevic at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (JYbry)

169 What's funny is I was just in West Palm Beach a couple of days ago and you'd never know the President was in town. Traffic wasn't unusual, unlike say, when a previous President would hit town, where traffic was FUBAR for the duration of his stay.

Posted by: Traveling Man at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (R5lpX)

170 Hey! I got one!!! Tell 'em that I was spotted at the airport! Cause that's the only place where anyone watches CNN!!

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:47 AM (326rv)

171 LA MIGRA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

172 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at December 29, 2017 11:47 AM (r9UYA)

173 if these photographers can get a view, a sniper can get the same view

Posted by: ploome at December 29, 2017 11:47 AM (vzZKT)

174 And the funny part is that Trump is apparently a pretty good golfer, whereas Obongo looked like he'd gotten an ice water enema in the middle of his swing.

I think it was Michael Jordan who said Obama was a truly lousy golfer, so to speak.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 11:47 AM (zCyNd)

175 Trump not golfing as President would be like Bill Dance not fishing if he became President.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (2DOZq)

176 145 133. Is insured.

Hmmm.....maybe an 80/20 split on the proceeds?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:43 AM (fA1SL)

60/40. And a new track suit. And not "Adibas" this time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

177 What Trump needs to do now is actually get a white truck and have a large panel on the side with news headlines that the press should be covering playing on a large screen ~ like the old news headlines in times square. Things Like:

Trump keeps promise on unleashing army, Destroying Isis

Trump brings economy roaring back to life!

Trump cuts taxes, encourages job creation

African American unemployment at lowest in decades because of Trump policies

Hillary Clinton conspired with Russians to sell them uranium in contravention of US law in return for bribes

Bernie Sanders is a communist

Obama aided terror organization Hezbollah to assist in getting support for his scheme to fund Iran's destabilizing efforts in the middle east

Etc. Ert

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (0YSzp)

178 They should lock the press IN the white truck.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (/A+Cl)

179 166. Dont see why ya couldn't combine fishing and golf

Hell - they having chess boxing leagues, so why not?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (fA1SL)

180 And the funny part is that Trump is apparently a pretty good golfer, whereas Obongo looked like he'd gotten an ice water enema in the middle of his swing.

I have more business being on a golf course than that asshole.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (326rv)

181
CNN has it all wrong.

I was hired by the illuminati to bring the frozen body of the Old God, Slog-Uhurii, from Atlantis to Palm Beach to settle their debt to President Trump.

President Trump wishes to barbecue the Old One for New Year's Eve and serve him with crispy cole slaw.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: White Truck Driver at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (E3rQ4)

182 >>Obama golfing kind of bugged me.

I think it was two things:...

Three things: He liked to do it on military base courses and inevitably displaced scheduled golfers and events (such as a wedding w/one of his Hawaii trips). Seemed like an extra FU to the military he despised so much.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

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That.... and he took divots. On the greens.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (8XRCm)

183 So CNN guys were in the bushes ... to videotape Trump? Ah, OK. Sure.
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WE'RE NOT STALKERS AND THERE IS NO RESTRAINING ORDER YET!!!!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (aT+Bx)

184 177 What Trump needs to do now is actually get a white truck and have a large panel on the side with news headlines that the press should be covering playing on a large screen ~ like the old news headlines in times square. Things Like:

Trump keeps promise on unleashing army, Destroying Isis

Trump brings economy roaring back to life!

Trump cuts taxes, encourages job creation

African American unemployment at lowest in decades because of Trump policies

Hillary Clinton conspired with Russians to sell them uranium in contravention of US law in return for bribes

Bernie Sanders is a communist

Obama aided terror organization Hezbollah to assist in getting support for his scheme to fund Iran's destabilizing efforts in the middle east

Etc. Ert
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (0YSzp)

=============

You should be in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (vX2zy)

185 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero

Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

186 A very happy new year to you!
Posted by: barbarausa at December 29, 2017 11:44 AM (ru28e)

And to you too!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

187 Wow these are terrible optics. ..for CNN

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (hJNo2)

188 They should lock the press IN the white truck.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 29, 2017 11:48 AM (/A+Cl)

Call Hillary and get advise on roping them in. She was good at that.

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

189 TJM, Dubya gave up golf on his own initiative, I think, and cited the war-time situation. A typically classy move (I am not engaging the full topic of the most mixed-record prez in my lifetime, just this one thing).

I think most service members and families would be fine with a president's choice of recreation, even in war-time - especially if that president had the confidence of the troops.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (NDlpU)

190
Fountain, I think he drove a fountain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

Fast boats, I like the Outerlimits boats too

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (lKyWE)

191 Is there anybody at CNN who isn't a laughingstock?

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (A1FgP)

192 If the sheriff's office did put that truck there, it would probably more for security than privacy.

It's pretty common for local govs to park fire trucks or dump trucks in front of venues where a President is going to be visiting. Keeps the snipers and the car bombers away.

Posted by: stace at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (6HFDU)

193 Fishing and golf would be good fun but most courses frown on the practice.

Golf & skeet shooting. Gives a whole new meaning to shooting a round of golf.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (0R8lo)

194 176. * fistbump *

Embracing your inner gopnik.

Good.....good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (fA1SL)

195 whereas Obongo looked like he'd gotten an ice water enema in the middle of his swing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM

They are a valid treatment modality for swelling and inflammation induced by overuse.

Posted by: The Barrel Nurse at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (ctuyM)

196 if these photographers can get a view, a sniper can get the same view

Posted by: ploome at December 29, 2017 11:47 AM (vzZKT)

Yes, that's our main objection. Depriving us the opportunity to film the event.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (2FqvZ)

197 picture of Obama in his muslim garb on the side of that truck would instantly shitcan this story

Like!

Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (clYld)

198 Fishing is better than golf because it's nature. You really can't impress fish with your status.
====================

The only problem with fishing is the danger of swimming rabbits coming to get you.

Posted by: President Jimmah Carter at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (Po6Jc)

199 Best President golf story is how butt hurt Clinton was when he had the worst score of his foursome which included both Bushes and Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (2DOZq)

200 182 >>Obama golfing kind of bugged me.

I think it was two things:...

Three things: He liked to do it on military base courses and inevitably displaced scheduled golfers and events (such as a wedding w/one of his Hawaii trips). Seemed like an extra FU to the military he despised so much.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

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That.... and he took divots. On the greens.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (8XRCm)

===============

"Not everyone can put with a 7-iron."
-Tin Cup

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (vX2zy)

201 On Tuesday, a CNN reporter peeked through the bushes in order to videotape Trump golfing

Good job, the whole world was unable to move forward until CNN got video of that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 11:50 AM (493sH)

202 165 Behold !!! My new Digital Signature !!!

===D
00
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2017 11:46 AM (7a6fv)

More of a Penile Signature. Also, looks like it's got a testicular torsion. You should get medical attention.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

203 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero

Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

Amazing how things change when the taxpayer isn't footing the bill......

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

204 Compare and contrast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuLgdvKwTN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_squmQKmHJo

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (/odH0)

205 Or a sign on the truck saying:

CNN keeps covering this stupid truck instead of (and then keep having the sign turn over to stories of):

Obama Hezbollah Terror aid

Hilary Clinton conspiring with Fusion and Russians to destabilize

The economic growth

Heh. that would be great

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (0YSzp)

206 Call Hillary and get advise on roping them in. She was good at that.
Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM

We know.

Posted by: The Goats at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (ctuyM)

207 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero

I'll bet the SS is still scoring him awesome weed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (QQ+il)

208 Clearly it was Russia that dispatched this truck to assist their ally Trump.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (LiyEm)

209 189 TJM, Dubya gave up golf on his own initiative, I think, and cited the war-time situation. A typically classy move (I am not engaging the full topic of the most mixed-record prez in my lifetime, just this one thing).

I think most service members and families would be fine with a president's choice of recreation, even in war-time - especially if that president had the confidence of the troops.
Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (NDlpU)

=============

I remember a clip in Fahrenheit 9/11 that Michael Moore used to show Bush as callus and uncaring of the troops.

He said something like, "We're going to kill those terrorists. Now watch this drive."

I'd be shocked if such mockery from the press didn't influence his decision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (vX2zy)

210 185 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero
Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

Because now he has to PAY for his Tee times...

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

211 I'm surprised they didn't get the VIN number, track down the factory and day, and harass the guy who installed the driveshaft

Posted by: jsg at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (0+DvI)

212
They had the golf pro who was golfing with PDT on FOX last night. He said Trump sunk two fifty foot putts.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)

213 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero

Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

Reggie: He's gotten a lot of holes in one though!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (493sH)

214
We need the clip of Don Lemon doing his Don LOGAN impression, yelling "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" at a guest who dared bring up Hillary's e-mail crimes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 11:53 AM (mbhDw)

215
Wow these are terrible optics. ..for CNN
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

They operate in a Bizarro World/Goatee Spock universe where they are always right.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 11:53 AM (IqV8l)

216 Does CNN know they are coming off as the creepy stalker ex-lover right now?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 11:53 AM (W+kMI)

217
===D
00

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Why did you choose a towed missile launcher as a signature, Scogg???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:53 AM (8XRCm)

218 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero
Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

Because now he has to PAY for his Tee times...
Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

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Oh.... I bet he's played some on the backside....

IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

219 211 I'm surprised they didn't get the VIN number, track down the factory and day, and harass the guy who installed the driveshaft
Posted by: jsg at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (0+DvI)

If this is such a Mystery.... why not just get the license plate number?

Or is that too.... Detectivish?

Posted by: Don Q..... at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

220 Or a sign on the truck saying:

CNN keeps covering this stupid truck instead of (and then keep having the sign turn over to stories of):

Obama Hezbollah Terror aid

Hilary Clinton conspiring with Fusion and Russians to destabilize

The economic growth

Heh. that would be great

Posted by: Publius Redux

"my ass is smaller than Hillary's, but I have less mileage."

"I'm a rental; I have that in common with JEF and Hildabeast".

"Benghazi or bust".

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (326rv)

221 What a bunch of pompous douche bags. These people need a wake up call. Preferably in the form of being shoved out a C130 without a parachute.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (pBbc6)

222 Anna 'Nuclear' Wintour has come under fire by her fellow progressives for the Vanity Fair video suggesting that the HildeBeast take up knitting as a hobby. Me, I would have suggested she take up baking cookies, since that was the one thing she said she wouldn't be doing as First Lady way back when.

Anyhow, I have to admit a bit of envy for Anna's nickname; Nuclear GnuBreed has a nice ring to it.

What's your name? "Nuclear, but my friends call me 'Nuke' for short."

"I've just set my rage factor to 'thermo'."

"Oakley is my bitch."

"My two stages of grief are fission and fusion."

"I breed neutrons for a living."

"Go ahead, make my detonation."

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (0ogQG)

223 Best President golf story is how butt hurt Clinton was when he had the worst score of his foursome which included both Bushes and Gerald Ford.

I didn't know that one.

Someone had a book out a bunch of years ago about presidents golfing and the ways in which golf reveals character.

The Bushes play speed golf. The score doesn't matter as much as how quickly they finish the round. Clinton cheats.

Go figure.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (fuK7c)

224
Wow these are terrible optics. ..for CNN
---

Not really.

They are frothing mentally ill liberals.

Their base is frothing mentally ill liberals.

In fact, over the holiday, I ran into someone who is convinced Russia Collusion is true. So... really, they are just giving the people what they want.

Posted by: shibumi at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (aT+Bx)

225 The 2 key questions here are 1/What did Trump know about the truck? 2/When did he know it?
This could be the beginning of the end folks.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 11:54 AM (LiyEm)

226
I miss the days of cross-eyed Bobbie Batista and her collection of anal-bead necklaces. Classed up the joint, I tells ya.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (mbhDw)

227 They had the golf pro who was golfing with PDT on FOX last night. He said Trump sunk two fifty foot putts.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)

He's got a VERY low handicap. Almost scratch, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

228 Does CNN know they are coming off as the creepy stalker ex-lover right now?
Posted by: exdem13

I had to block them on Facebook.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (326rv)

229 had the golf pro who was golfing with PDT on FOX last night. He said Trump sunk two fifty foot putts.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

On the same hole.
Donny Two Scoops baby!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (8ikIW)

230
White box truck of same type similar look seen parked at PBSO department parking lot. It remained there today.

Imagine that two similar white box trucks near a golf resort. How unusual.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (lKyWE)

231 185 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency? Hint: Zero
Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

Too busy playing basketball?

Yeah. I crack me up. He doesn't need a hoop. He doesn't even come close to it anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (/odH0)

232 These people are shameless idiots. Worse, I'm seeing my liberal "friends" losing their minds about this on Facebook. "Who is driving the truck" and "Is it a conspiracy to deny the press access to the President" and even "This is a violation of freedom of the press". Unfortunately, I have a number of idiots as friends on Facebook, who would not know the constitution if it was turned sideways. shined up real nice, and shoved straight up their candy asses.

Posted by: The Rock at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (ia2he)

233
What would have been hilarious -- still is, actually -- would be to have a troupe of clown cars in the truck and then open it, drop a ramp and have them perform precision driving drills for CNN's crack(pot) reporters and cameramen. It would have been mocktastic!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (pNxlR)

234 The Bushes play speed golf. The score doesn't matter as much as how quickly they finish the round.

Nice. We played that as teenagers, on foot. One ball, one club and running shoes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (QQ+il)

235 So was that a high crime or a misdemeanor?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (vChNs)

236 maybe they could get photos and interviews of Senator Bob Menendez at Dominican Rep. sex parties. Way worse than the failed Alabama Senate candidate.

Posted by: Jeff Carter at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (OcQO1)

237 222. Hey, baby! Wanna see my elephant foot?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (fA1SL)

238 Dude, where's my box truck?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2017 11:56 AM (mXE7Y)

239 Thought Trump was a very good golfer. Most people have no idea how few golfers shoot at various levels - under 90, under 80, etc. It's a tiny % of all recreational golfers (if Puddleglum's here he probably knows the numbers).

Problem with Bambi was not that he was bad - it's a very, very tough game requiring talent and/or practice, to become good, and he was a newbie - it was the overall package. The ridiculous worship of a dull, unaccomplished, unworldly, arrogant affirmative action mediocrity (not to mention the creepy Madame Ceaucescu-like idolatry of his graceless, racist wife) - that was the context within which everything was viewed.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (NDlpU)

240 What do you think of the Walter Creed 9mm for $269?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (eSvEh)

241 Hundreds of buses delivering violent "protesters" around the country, media can't track down the source of funding.

Posted by: MAGA at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (LnOh3)

242 White-Western Star is a brand of Class 8 tractor in the heavy trucking world.

Now granted, the NPR or Isuzu or whatever brand that quad-cab truck was is a "medium duty" truck.

But it'd have been epic to have had a White-Western Star box truck or eighteen wheel semi rig to have pulled up for the stunt-duty.

Because, White-Western Star privilege, and the resultant media double-plus-nutzo fauxtrage.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (QzJWU)

243 Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

At one time maybe but he is probably a 5 or 6 now.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (2DOZq)

244 184 JamesMadison

Thanks JM ~ worked on some campaigns back in the day ~ but not a huge amount of marketing strategy. Mostly on the legal side. Did a bit of marketing since though ~ so wouldn't mind getting back in.

Yes ~ if there is anyone on the Trump team in here ~ these are actually serious suggestions and an opportunity to both get your message out while simultaneously embarrassing CNN. Get it set up and schedule another round of golf when it is ready t go.

Heck have the truck with you at all times from now on ~ blocking the MSM's view and blaring the headlines until they are embarrassed into covering what they are supposed to be covering.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (0YSzp)

245 The 2 key questions here are 1/What did Trump know about the truck? 2/When did he know it?
This could be the beginning of the end folks.

IMPEACH!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (QQ+il)

246 216 Does CNN know they are coming off as the creepy stalker ex-lover right now?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 11:53 AM (W+kMI)

They are hiding in the bushes to watch and take photos of the President doing holiday things while on holiday.

Not the least bit stalkery at all.

Especially, not the notebook they carry everywhere with "Mrs. President Trump" scribbled on every single page in crayon.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (E3rQ4)

247 At least now I understand while my parents watch PMS-NBC instead of CNN. PMS-NBC is staffed by Marxists and reported the same, but at least their news coverage doesn't come with a laugh track.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (W+kMI)

248
Putin was driving the box truck.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (lKyWE)

249 How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency?

Golfers would probably argue that the number is unchanged. God, he was an embarrassment to sports.

Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (clYld)

250 I remember when I could jerk myself off for 48 hours.

When I was seventeen
It was a very good year...

Posted by: jbspry at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (d/n9j)

251 Doctor Axles or The MAGAmobile?

I think I want one.

Posted by: x at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (nFwvY)

252 I've never fished or played golf, but I'd like to try both some day.

Posted by: josephistan at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (ANIFC)

253 Box trucks to the right of them,
Box trucks to the left of them,
Box trucks in front of them,
Park'd and idle'd;
Interfere'd with their shot, aw hell.
Boldly they whined and wailed,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Droned the Fake News Network.

Posted by: Alfred, Lord Tennyshoes at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (xq0Jn)

254 Oh but the chafing,the chafing....

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 11:58 AM (LiyEm)

255 White-Western Star is a brand of Class 8 tractor in the heavy trucking world.

Now granted, the NPR or Isuzu or whatever brand that quad-cab truck was is a "medium duty" truck.

But it'd have been epic to have had a White-Western Star box truck or eighteen wheel semi rig to have pulled up for the stunt-duty.

Because, White-Western Star privilege, and the resultant media double-plus-nutzo fauxtrage.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

My makers' mark for today is Lada.

Just to fuck with them.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 12:00 PM (326rv)

256
Speaking of foaming at the mouth loons, how are the bags of suet with raisins for eyes that comprise the Hollywood #resistance coping with the impeding shredding of lawful government that they assured us was coming ANY DAY NOW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2017 12:00 PM (pNxlR)

257 While White Truck Parked By Golf Course-Gate was being covered by CNN:

At Least 10 People Killed In Cairo Church Attack

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 29, 2017 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

258 A white box truck? Where's Chief Moose in our hour of need?

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 29, 2017 12:00 PM (OD2ni)

259 Unfortunately, I have a number of idiots as friends on Facebook, who would not know the constitution if it was turned sideways. shined up real nice, and shoved straight up their candy asses.
Posted by: The Rock

Then it is your duty to "introduce" them to it. ;-)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 12:00 PM (0R8lo)

260 Last time CNN obsessed so much over a white vehicle was with OJ.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2017 12:01 PM (f4mjo)

261 255. Need to blast xardbas on the stereo.
Nespatnik lives nearby - he will bring supreme mix-tape.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 12:01 PM (fA1SL)

262 Obviously the Horde holiday shipment of a truck full hookers

and blow And shelves got waylaid on Trumps golf course.

Much the pity

CNN should get their boy Mueller on the case.

Posted by: Redgrains at December 29, 2017 12:01 PM (1Mlpm)

263 CNN vs Thomas Becket, who was wronged more by the minions of the King

Posted by: Jean at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (/LYxC)

264 Putin was driving the box truck.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Thing is, I could see Putin posing for a picture in a box truck, and then giving the cameras a snide, knowing look. He's good at what he does.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (326rv)

265 There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (mynhJ)

266 OT, but this is kind of amazing. Jay Leno says he has saved every single nickle he made as tonight show host. He lived on his side income the whole time.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj7tx9r

Posted by: President Jimmah Carter at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (Po6Jc)

267 The Great White Truck Hunt...

Because, when the going gets weird, the weird turn Pro!

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (NgKpN)

268 At one time maybe but he is probably a 5 or 6 now.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (2DOZq)

Internet says he's a 3.4. That's pretty good, but don't know how accurate as he must register his scores after every round and I'm sure that's not high on his list of priorities.

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

269 O/T, but there is now a picture posted of the prog loon who heckled the Trump robot at Disney World. He appears as you would expect.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 29, 2017 12:03 PM (OD2ni)

270 Heh....wonder of we could get a Fury Road doofmobile out there.

Or immortan Joe's rig.

Shiny & chrome.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 12:03 PM (fA1SL)

271 246 216 Does CNN know they are coming off as the creepy stalker ex-lover right now?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 11:53 AM (W+kMI)

They are hiding in the bushes to watch and take photos of the President doing holiday things while on holiday.

Not the least bit stalkery at all.

Especially, not the notebook they carry everywhere with "Mrs. President Trump" scribbled on every single page in crayon.

=======
He is laughing at them, LAUGHING at them, and they are acting like idiots who got dumped at Homecoming. It is ridiculous.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:03 PM (W+kMI)

272 If it weren't the holidays, Trump would have had that truck wrapped with a giant "Fake News" sign

Posted by: Jean at December 29, 2017 12:03 PM (/LYxC)

273 264 Putin was driving the box truck.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Thing is, I could see Putin posing for a picture in a box truck, and then giving the cameras a snide, knowing look. He's good at what he does.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (326rv)

Have we heard from #Mossad yet?

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at December 29, 2017 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

274 Have people not learned yet not to get in a war with Donald Trump?

Posted by: Mega at December 29, 2017 12:04 PM (RnDQ3)

275 We've learned that Doctor Axles is in fact in need of an oil change.

Posted by: CNN at December 29, 2017 12:04 PM (0+DvI)

276 Hopefully PDT is sitting in Mar A Lago laughing his ass off about this.
Posted by: HamiltonNJ at December 29, 2017 11:26 AM
~~~~~

Looks like he's having a great time:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DSLhqzFUIAAX1jG.jpg:large

What a great pic of POTUS goofing around with Barron and grandsons!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 29, 2017 12:04 PM (HiDrR)

277 PDT should fill that truck with food and after his next golf game have it driven to a food bank in the poorest neighborhood in south florida. The news coverage would rival the white bronco chase and the payoff at the end would be glorious. They could even ask the reporters to help them unload the crates.

Posted by: not the mama at December 29, 2017 12:04 PM (mx7rN)

278 There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (mynhJ)

It's like the Special Olympics up in here!!!!!

Posted by: Baroke Owebama at December 29, 2017 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

279 It's an oily truck.

Posted by: Little Willie Wynn at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (IqV8l)

280 the truck driver just needed "Hillary's emails contained inside this truck" painted in large print on the side.

CNN would have run away, there would be zero coverage, and if some blogger HAD covered it, they would be denounced by CNN as racist/misogynist.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (otAqJ)

281 O/T, but there is now a picture posted of the prog loon who heckled the Trump robot at Disney World. He appears as you would expect.
Posted by: Benji Carver

he should heckle me.....in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (326rv)

282 Talk about chafing, though.

I searched comments for this joke 1st.
Must be a Moron thing.

Now for the content.

Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (FhXTo)

283
There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (mynhJ)

Not to mention throwing a baseball like a girl

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (lKyWE)

284 280 the truck driver just needed "Hillary's emails contained inside this truck" painted in large print on the side.

CNN would have run away, there would be zero coverage, and if some blogger HAD covered it, they would be denounced by CNN as racist/misogynist.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (otAqJ)

I smell an opportunity for Sabo or People's Cube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw)

285 Obama throwing out the first pitch at a Nats game is all you ever need watch to determine his athleticism.

Posted by: jsg at December 29, 2017 12:06 PM (0+DvI)

286 240 What do you think of the Walter Creed 9mm for $269?
http://www.waltherarms.com/handguns/creed/#
A nifty little 9mm pistol in the same price range as a loaded Hi-Point that doesn't look like a power drill? Kewl!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:06 PM (W+kMI)

287 They had the golf pro who was golfing with PDT on FOX last night. He said Trump sunk two fifty foot putts.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)

Not to diminish that accomplishment - which is exceptional, but when 'the boss' is coming to use the course it's configured a little differently then for a tournament. Mowing height might be raised a tad, top dressing and coring delayed, greens are kept a little more moist.

If the 'keeper' wants to keep his job.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at December 29, 2017 12:06 PM (2FqvZ)

288 240 What do you think of the Walter Creed 9mm for $269?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (eSvEh)

Never shot one but, it does have a funky looking grip. Like a leg with a hyper-extended knee. Looks as if it could be uncomfortable in the hand.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 29, 2017 12:06 PM (r9UYA)

289 PDT should fill that truck with food and after his next golf game have it driven to a food bank in the poorest neighborhood in south florida. The news coverage would rival the white bronco chase and the payoff at the end would be glorious. They could even ask the reporters to help them unload the crates.
Posted by: not the mama

Oh dayum. Brilliant.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (0R8lo)

290 Economy is booming, ISIS is falling apart, these nitwits think this truck is a news story, along with diet coke, and a diseased tree being removed by the tree hating monster Melania.

Maybe journalists should have to take an IQ test before they're hired.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (+lVUW)

291 There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (mynhJ)

Not to mention throwing a baseball like a girl

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 12:05 PM (lKyWE)

Barry's athletic skills match his intellect

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (493sH)

292 the truck driver just needed "Hillary's emails contained inside this truck" painted in large print on the side.

Hey!

I am NOT a toilet!

I do have a pallet of Rep. Weiners' dic pics though.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (326rv)

293 I really don't give a rat's ass if PDT golfs or not. Gorsuch, Jerusalem, No Mandate, tax cuts, And yada yada yada are all Holes in One!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)

294
We have reports that the white truck's parking brake was not set properly -- the IMPEACH TRAIN is leaving the station, folks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (pNxlR)

295 240 What do you think of the Walter Creed 9mm for $269?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 29, 2017 11:57 AM (eSvEh)

Haven't shot one, but it looks a lot like the Walther PPX, which I have and like.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

296 266 OT, but this is kind of amazing. Jay Leno says he has saved every single nickle he made as tonight show host. He lived on his side income the whole time.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj7tx9r
=======
Does that include his massive to-be-envied car collection?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (W+kMI)

297 Pretty sure there was a white truck near where Kennedy was shot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (1ISKN)

298 291
Barry's athletic skills match his intellect
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2017 12:07 PM (493sH)

Brick-Chucker Jones from "M*U*S*H."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)

299 Internet says he's a 3.4. That's pretty good

Inconceivably good to someone who's about a 2.0. Per hole. With so much data available, there's probably a nice graph showing the exponential distribution of handicaps.

Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (clYld)

300 The White Truck full of SWAT officers was not there to block the CNN camera crew line of sight to the president.

Everyone knows the Secret Service provides perimeter security and security in depth. Duh!

Posted by: Hank Uflinski at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (KdDCu)

301 Liberals lectured us for years that it was IMPOSSIBLE for the "news" to be biased in any way. And that it was simply outrageous to claim that it was. Heady times.

Posted by: Mega at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (RnDQ3)

302 278 The best part was when he chases the young children off the court because he is not making any shots and than proceeds to launch brick after brick.Finally making a feeble layup.Than later on fat Christie showed him up in the football toss...

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (LiyEm)

303 Brick-Chucker Jones from "M*U*S*H."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)

LOL!

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

304 287 They had the golf pro who was golfing with PDT on FOX last night. He said Trump sunk two fifty foot putts.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)

Not to diminish that accomplishment - which is exceptional, but when 'the boss' is coming to use the course it's configured a little differently then for a tournament. Mowing height might be raised a tad, top dressing and coring delayed, greens are kept a little more moist.

If the 'keeper' wants to keep his job.
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Truly truly I say to you, no golf balls were stolen by gophers.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:09 PM (W+kMI)

305 277 threadwinner.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 12:09 PM (kUotE)

306 What was the name of that satire web site that announced it was shutting down because the Left was beyond satire? Don't know why I suddenly thought of that.

Posted by: girldog at December 29, 2017 12:10 PM (g5YYQ)

307 Certainly more important than Hezbollah running drugs in America with the implicit permission of a sitting US President.
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A drug that disproportionately affects white people no less. But we say that in hushed tones.

Posted by: Mega at December 29, 2017 12:10 PM (RnDQ3)

308 Trump cuts taxes, encourages job creation

Somebody paint one of those billboard trucks with the Trump Tank, MAGA and TGE. I need a job. I'll drive it around in front of the press.

Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2017 12:10 PM (FhXTo)

309 There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that

To say that Barry throws like a girl is an insult to girls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 12:10 PM (QQ+il)

310 Karnak the Magnificent predicts:

Team of CNN producers win Nobel Prize next year for inventing the world's first self f*cking chicken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2017 12:10 PM (AURKQ)

311 I'm pretty sure CNN didn't see any truckloads of WMD bound for Syria.

Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2017 12:11 PM (FhXTo)

312 Should arrest the CNN crew for stalking.

Posted by: MAGA at December 29, 2017 12:11 PM (LnOh3)

313 296 266 OT, but this is kind of amazing. Jay Leno says he has saved every single nickle he made as tonight show host. He lived on his side income the whole time.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj7tx9r
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Does that include his massive to-be-envied car collection?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (W+kMI)

Does he have a white truck?

Posted by: This is CNN at December 29, 2017 12:11 PM (ANIFC)

314 I've come up with another appellation to add to my rotation of what to call King Barry:

President Amyl Nitrate.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 29, 2017 12:11 PM (Jad4y)

315 To say that Barry throws like a girl is an insult to girls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 29, 2017 12:10 PM (QQ+il)

Being the father of a softball player, I can honestly say, Owebama WISHES he could throw like a girl. He throws like a muslham jihadist.

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Completely unscientific, anecdotal data acquired during this holiday season makes me think things are getting worse - much worse - with the divide in the country. The divide between the delusional, hate-filled, stunningly ignorant, child-like masses who despise Trump (though they can't explain it to the extent of one sentence), and everyone else.

Guess we'll see. But the % of people living here I no longer view as fellow citizens is growing dramatically.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 12:12 PM (NDlpU)

317 265 There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 29, 2017 12:02 PM (mynhJ)

He's wildly unathletic. But they pushed the b-ball angle to buff up his black bona fides.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 12:12 PM (/odH0)

318 >>I really don't give a rat's ass if PDT golfs or not. Gorsuch, Jerusalem,
No Mandate, tax cuts, And yada yada yada are all Holes in One!

Ah-maz-ing what a POTUS can get down when he doesn't sleep in, spend the morning watching ESPN, fly to some other state for a fundraiser on a near-weekly basis, and binge-watch GoT, Homeland, etc., eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2017 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

319 Damn CNN ease off. You're looking creepy.

Posted by: Paparazzi trying to get photo of Miley Cyrus on a toilet at December 29, 2017 12:12 PM (lKs2v)

320 Did you know that they actually run the apple-banana video on CNN to their own viewers?

I was under the mistaken impression it was just viral marketing, but no, they actually run it during commercial breaks like their viewers are 8. Hilarious.

Posted by: Mega at December 29, 2017 12:12 PM (RnDQ3)

321 314. His friends call him Popper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 29, 2017 12:12 PM (fA1SL)

322 >>Too busy playing basketball?

Yeah. I crack me up. He doesn't need a hoop. He doesn't even come close to it anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

When you are as baked as I am when I'm shoot'n hoops it doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Barry at December 29, 2017 12:13 PM (2cuLk)

323 300 The White Truck full of SWAT officers was not there to block the CNN camera crew line of sight to the president.

Everyone knows the Secret Service provides perimeter security and security in depth. Duh!

Posted by: Hank Uflinski at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (KdDCu)

Yeah... first day CNN publishes a Hidden position from which a sniper could take out POTUS...

And the President is going there again the next day...

OF COURSE THEY BLOCKED THAT POSTION!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 29, 2017 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

324 256
Speaking of foaming at the mouth loons, how are the bags of suet with raisins for eyes that comprise the Hollywood #resistance coping with the impeding shredding of lawful government that they assured us was coming ANY DAY NOW!
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#resistance will have to wait until after Awards Season, and after all the summons for child/woman abuse get served. Then maybe they will get around to it.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:13 PM (W+kMI)

325 I'm not saying it's the Russians, but it's the Russians.

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2017 12:13 PM (xjiRE)

326 White trucks are important! if you don't like that, blow me!!

Posted by: Elmo at December 29, 2017 12:13 PM (326rv)

327
He's wildly unathletic. But they pushed the b-ball angle to buff up his black bona

They never mention he rode the bench on a b-ball team full of white guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 12:14 PM (lKyWE)

328 I'm parked next to flight 370

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 12:14 PM (326rv)

329 Remember they also credited Obama as a good skeet shooter....

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

330 I live 50 miles from Chicago. A big white truck just went by!! The damn thing is everywhere.

Posted by: Bruce at December 29, 2017 12:15 PM (8ikIW)

331 327 White guys and Asians...

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

332 329 Remember they also credited Obama as a good skeet shooter....
Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

iiiYeeeeEEEAHyuh!

Posted by: Lil' Jon at December 29, 2017 12:16 PM (AURKQ)

333 To be fair,Barack excelled at locker room grab ass....

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2017 12:16 PM (LiyEm)

334 They never mention he rode the bench on a b-ball team full of white guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 12:14 PM (lKyWE)

AND Asians.

Ponder that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (/odH0)

335 What's the Voyeurgate death toll so far?

Posted by: Clique me at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (1vsiQ)

336
Is this something?

Once in a while I get "wrong" texts as in Sorry, Wrong Number.

On December 7th:
"Bobby
Hope your well
Do you have access to Beanpot tix?"

Today:
"Bobby
Just want to make sure
Good to for the BP tix ?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (OX/RF)

337
Did you know that they actually run the apple-banana video on CNN to their own viewers?

They have a new one out with an apple and a set of chattering teeth.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (lKyWE)

338
The "Beanpot" is some stupid hockey game between local colleges here.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (OX/RF)

339 They never mention he rode the bench on a b-ball team full of white guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 29, 2017 12:14 PM (lKyWE)

Is it racist for a 1/2 white guy to denounce his white 1/2?

Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

340
The answer is obvious, its just a coincidence that OJ is driving thru Palm Beach. He'll get to his destination eventually.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (r+sAi)

341 309 There was a massive narrative trying to convince us that Obama was good at sports. The video of him shooting b-ball at the Easter egg hunt went a long way towards disabusing that

To say that Barry throws like a girl is an insult to girls.
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Every girls' basketball team in the great state of Ohio can throw and shoot better than him.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:18 PM (W+kMI)

342 #WhiteTruck

Clearly we need a special prosecutor to get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 12:18 PM (/odH0)

343
I do not answer Wrong Texts, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 29, 2017 12:18 PM (OX/RF)

344 There are pre-school classes with more collective maturity than us.

Posted by: CNN at December 29, 2017 12:18 PM (vtcmf)

345 This just in. We have learned Boxy McBox truck was delivering Trump's 2018 tax rebate early.

Posted by: CNN at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (0+DvI)

346 Is it racist for a 1/2 white guy to denounce his white 1/2?
Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Only if it's the lower half.

Posted by: Lil' Jon at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (AURKQ)

347 (crunky sock fail)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (AURKQ)

348 "journalists" --> "reporters"

"escorts" --> "whores"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (/odH0)

349 313 296 266 OT, but this is kind of amazing. Jay Leno says he has saved every single nickle he made as tonight show host. He lived on his side income the whole time.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj7tx9r
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Does that include his massive to-be-envied car collection?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:08 PM (W+kMI)

Does he have a white truck?
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Maybe if it is a rare BMW truck.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (W+kMI)

350 College hockey (esp. at the level one would see in the Beanpot) is some of the best team sports anywhere. No pro wrestling theater ("fighting"), speed, maybe even bigger rinks than NHL regulation, which due to player size now resemble a crowded bar with people squeezing/shoving past each other.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (NDlpU)

351 Srsly, does CNN not realize how unhinged this makes them look?

Someone needs to do an intervention.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 12:20 PM (/odH0)

352
White Truck, Black Hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 12:20 PM (mbhDw)

353 >>Maybe journalists should have to take an IQ test before they're hired.

Posted by: nerdygirl

I think they do. Can't be hired if they score > 70.

Posted by: Aviator at December 29, 2017 12:20 PM (2cuLk)

354 >>>How many times has Cockcurious golfed post presidency?<<<

It's hard to pull off when you're spending all of your time laundering money for your fellow Alinskyites.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2017 12:21 PM (A1FgP)

355 346 Is it racist for a 1/2 white guy to denounce his white 1/2?
Posted by: Sponge at December 29, 2017 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Only if it's the lower half.
Posted by: Lil' Jon at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (AURKQ)

"Fuck you!"

- - Commissioner Beal

"No, fuck you!"

- - Loki

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 29, 2017 12:21 PM (mbhDw)

356 353 >>Maybe journalists should have to take an IQ test before they're hired.

Posted by: nerdygirl

I think they do. Can't be hired if they score > 70.
Posted by: Aviator at December 29, 2017 12:20 PM (2cuLk)

Wouldn't want to be seen as talking down to their audience, would they?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2017 12:21 PM (AURKQ)

357

Northeastern Huskies vs Harvard?

Yeah, sounds great.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 29, 2017 12:21 PM (OX/RF)

358 348 "journalists" --> "reporters"

"escorts" --> "whores"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 29, 2017 12:19 PM (/odH0)

I think you mean:

"journalists --> "whores"
"escorts" --> "whores"

Posted by: not the mama at December 29, 2017 12:22 PM (mx7rN)

359 Nood

Posted by: Traveling Man at December 29, 2017 12:22 PM (R5lpX)

360 College hockey (esp. at the level one would see in the Beanpot) is some
of the best team sports anywhere. No pro wrestling theater
("fighting"), speed, maybe even bigger rinks than NHL regulation, which
due to player size now resemble a crowded bar with people
squeezing/shoving past each other.
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Can't quite get my mind around how big some of the hockey players are now. Too expensive in my area, but as an alternative to football, it could have worked.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 29, 2017 12:22 PM (MIKMs)

361 350 College hockey (esp. at the level one would see in the Beanpot) is some of the best team sports anywhere. No pro wrestling theater ("fighting"), speed, maybe even bigger rinks than NHL regulation, which due to player size now resemble a crowded bar with people squeezing/shoving past each other.
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It sounds like fun in an over-exited, half-baked way. Sort of like those old English soccer matches where one village plays another village with only 1 ball.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 29, 2017 12:23 PM (W+kMI)

362
Srsly, does CNN not realize how unhinged this makes them look?

Well, this is just today. Tomorrow they'll come up with something else. Like the truck will be gone, probably sucked up by a black hole.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2017 12:24 PM (O5Q3r)

363 OT but amusing. AZ gov throwing brush-back pitch at GOP types aspiring to replace McCain via appointment when, well, you know.

Amusing, or maybe depressing. Gov saying it's unseemly for people to be jockeying for a dying guy's seat. Yeah, OK, that might have been important 50 years ago, governor.

Today, with the country grotesquely deformed by several things including the behavior of loathsome idiots like McCain, politesse fades from importance.

The unseemly thing is McCain's clinging to his seat like the dim Third World a**hole he is, when he should have resigned long ago so that his state had representation (and the country gained). THAT is vile and outrageous, governor.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 12:25 PM (NDlpU)

364 This just in. We have learned Boxy McBox truck was delivering Trump's 2018 tax rebate early.
Posted by: CNN

i also have some recount results that Jill Stein and Bernie would like to see.

Come find me bitches.

Posted by: Boxy McBox truck at December 29, 2017 12:26 PM (326rv)

365 #WhiteTruck

Clearly we need a special prosecutor to get to the bottom of this

-
Shiela Jackson Lee is a Yale Law graduate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 29, 2017 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

366 If this is all CNN has to report on now I would say that Trump has defeated them. Russian collusion, sexual harassment/locker room language, racist, anti-semitic, alt-right, anti-environment, anti-immigrant, xenophobia, anti-gay/lbgtxyz, impeachment, etc., etc. - all those stories have been used up with NOTHING as a result to hurt Trump much (and much of it backfired - FBI is proven to be biased and corrupt, sexual harassment is destroying the left to to point that Al Franken will likely resign, the UN is amazingly anti-semitic, the new media is fake news, and more). Now the big story a white truck at a golf course. Funny!

Posted by: Tommy at December 29, 2017 12:27 PM (spVAn)

367 Trump trolls these fools so hard.

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 29, 2017 12:31 PM (V8zw+)

368
The unseemly thing is McCain's clinging to his seat like the dim
Third World a**hole he is, when he should have resigned long ago so that
his state had representation (and the country gained). THAT is vile
and outrageous, governor.

=====

IL was without representation for years. Mark Kirk, disabled by a stroke, but held on. The only Senator was Durbin. Now there is Durbin and Duckworth. Great job, GOPe.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 29, 2017 12:33 PM (MIKMs)

369
This is beyond parody. Trump re-election: confirmed.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 29, 2017 12:37 PM (OZmbA)

370 "CNN Jerks Itself Off for 48 Hours Chasing Pictures of Trump Golfing, and a Mysterious White Truck Known Only As 'Doctor Axles'" . . . .

all the while ignoring Hillary Clinton buckling and then being carelessly thrown into the back of the white truck and carted off to the Isle of Broken Toys.

Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at December 29, 2017 12:58 PM (0dmP2)

371 A blown-up image from the cover of Hillary's 'What Happened?' book on the side of that truck would be awesome.

Of course, knowing C_N*, they'd probably digitize out the image during their clips.

*I am henceforth removing all references to News from the network formerly known as CNN. Hey, don't blame me, they did it first.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 29, 2017 01:04 PM (9LIpg)

372 Kennedy rolls her eyes when the Harf, er, 'splains.
Ah, well. Katie is another of the fine finds there at FNC.
Is that wrong?
Nope.

Posted by: micky at December 29, 2017 01:05 PM (dF9Lb)

373 The "beanpot" is athletic cup, yes?

Posted by: Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov at December 29, 2017 01:20 PM (xq0Jn)

374 I wonder if
they, after truckgate, signed off with "this is CNN."

Always good when silliness is punctuated with pretentiousness.

Posted by: Blake at December 29, 2017 01:32 PM (KpjMV)

375 I hope that the truck didn't come from the Sheriff's office. I'd like to picture Trump paying some schmoe a couple of hundred bucks to block the media with his truck for the day. That would be a real Donny Twoscoops move.

Posted by: Obama hates you at December 29, 2017 01:38 PM (+K+vL)

376 #WhiteTrucksMatter

Posted by: That thing what says ding ding ding at December 29, 2017 02:25 PM (rv0Fo)

377 Was the White Box Truck running on illegal North Korean gasoline?

C'mon CNN, get on this!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 29, 2017 03:25 PM (UsCnO)

378 Could the missing Malaysian plane, MH370 be in the back of that box truck?

CNN knows, but isn't telling us.

The REAL coverup?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 29, 2017 03:27 PM (UsCnO)

379 I cannot wait to see how low CNN will sink in 2018! Twelve more months of this!

Posted by: Christian Toto at December 29, 2017 03:53 PM (GppXG)

380 White trucks matter. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 30, 2017 08:53 AM (E+qJE)

381 "#TruckGate"

As much as I love my parents, I hate the semi-retarded solipsism of their generation's journalists. I can't wait until all the Boomer scribes are six feet under, and not every scandal has to be a Nixon reference.

Posted by: SciVo at January 02, 2018 04:30 AM (hX+K7)

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