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LOL at Daily Caller's Headline: "Eminem Slips Slowly Into Insanity As Trump Continues to Ignore His Rants"
I accidentally posted this well below the top post yesterday. I'm reposting it for a bit today just to give it more exposure than it got yesterday.
If has-been 90s nostalgia act Eminem's marketing strategy for his new record (which I saw a French paper calling trivial and boring) is to get into a feud with Trump to get advertising his record label won't pay for, he's failing. Trump seems to have decided that sometimes, silence is the best condemnation. Is our president learning?Eminem is still angry that President Donald Trump has not reacted to a viral rap video he produced earlier this month ranting and raving about the evils of the Trump administration. "[Trump] makes my blood boil," Eminem said in a wide-ranging interview Monday about politics and race. "I can't even watch the news anymore because it makes me too stressed out. All jokes aside, all punch lines aside, I'm trying to get a message out there about him."The Aged Bad Boy says he has #SickBurnz to drop on Trump if Trump ever bothers responding to his tweets.
Aw, poor little forgotten narcissist.
"I'm not going to give any away now, but I've got lines ready if he says something about me," Eminem said, adding that he gets "flustered" and stressed out whenever Trump's name gets brought up in conversation or in the media. ... Eminem also said during a radio interview in November that he was disappointed Trump hadn't responded to his video. "I feel like he's not paying attention to me ... I was kind of waiting for him to say something, and for some reason, he didn't say anything," he claimed.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2017 09:12 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 20, 2017 09:13 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: John Marston at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (SkuXa)
"My dad's bigger than your dad!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 09:15 PM (cOgFE)
Is Eminem still a thing?
Posted by: bluebell at December 20, 2017 09:16 PM (kNasr)
#FakeRapperEnema
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 09:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2017 09:17 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 20, 2017 09:17 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:13 PM (GsAUU)
Is he feeling glad all over?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:17 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:18 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)
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We got this.
Posted by: CDC at December 20, 2017 09:18 PM (cnxiK)
5 "I'm not going to give any away now, but I've got lines ready if he says something about me," Eminem said
You and Shia LeBouf are a rock-em, sock-em one-two punch, bub.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 09:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2017 09:19 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 09:19 PM (cOgFE)
Posted by: SJW Foot Soldier News at December 20, 2017 09:20 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: John Marston at December 20, 2017 09:21 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Emily Litella at December 20, 2017 09:21 PM (HAA3B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 09:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:22 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2017 09:22 PM (peJQi)
Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!
Burn baby
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2017 09:22 PM (8ikIW)
His audience was only middle class white guys of a certain age.
Gosh, I wonder who most of them voted for...
Posted by: SJW Foot Soldier News at December 20, 2017 09:23 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:23 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Emily Litella at December 20, 2017 09:23 PM (HAA3B)
Go bloody severed papier-mache head or go home.
"But muh video, yo!"
puh-lease.
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at December 20, 2017 09:23 PM (hcyUh)
He sounds childish.
And I do hope Trump is learning. Ignoring people is often the best approach. Especially when they announce it like Eminem. Don't get baited DJT. Or you become his bitch.
There's an adage about this, but it escapes me.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 09:24 PM (NnN0z)
The new president of the Heritage Foundation is a black woman.
We are just spiking the ball at this point.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 09:24 PM (/tuJf)
Enema M
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 09:21 PM (IqV8l)
Oh that guy. I see Netflix is pimping that loser movie of his.
lol
I just looked up his net worth and find out his daddy abandoned him. Just like Trump is now.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:24 PM (Dp6qK)
Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!
Burn baby
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2017 09:22 PM (8ikIW)
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
Posted by: PDT at December 20, 2017 09:24 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Eneminemana at December 20, 2017 09:24 PM (cOgFE)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2017 09:26 PM (8ikIW)
"I'm not going to give any away now, but I've got lines ready if he says something about me," Eminem said
Lines at the ready. Steady as she goes. Wait for it....wait for it....wait for it....wait for it..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:26 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:27 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell's Facebook Page Hell at December 20, 2017 09:27 PM (cnxiK)
The best thing about '8 mile' was Kim Basinger complaining to him that her boyfriend wouldn't go down on her...
Posted by: SJW Foot Soldier News at December 20, 2017 09:27 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 20, 2017 09:28 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 20, 2017 09:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Enemaman at December 20, 2017 09:29 PM (O5Q3r)
Damn that Trump. I voted for him to specifically pay attention to has been rappers. Forget the tax cut nonsense. Pay attention to the has been!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:29 PM (SiINZ)
Auntie Enema Emm, Edgar Winter and Vanilla Ice all have been signed to play the leads for Casper the Friendly Ghost and Friends' Holiday Extravaganza on Ice. The safeguard clauses in their contracts are things of beauty: their handlers are obligated to ensuring that each one is well away from the ice before the Zamboni is turned loose between acts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 09:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:29 PM (SiINZ)
Yeah. Seems the guy is taking out his daddy issues on Trump.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:30 PM (Dp6qK)
Don't more than a handful of people have to see a video for it to be called "viral"? Or did the writer just mean "viral" as in "sick"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 20, 2017 09:31 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2017 09:22 PM (peJQi)
--La Tech beat Navy last year.
They are legit.
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:31 PM (GsAUU)
EnemaM is just mad Pig Weinstein never rogered him in his squeek hole... at least not regularly...
Posted by: SJW Foot Soldier News at December 20, 2017 09:31 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 20, 2017 09:29 PM (hMwEB)
Have they gotten to the Battle of Zama yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:32 PM (SiINZ)
I think nuture gets the win here. Both Kid Rock and Eminem are Detroit raised. Raised completely different.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 20, 2017 09:32 PM (2DOZq)
I weep.
Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2017 09:33 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 20, 2017 09:33 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: little rocket man at December 20, 2017 09:33 PM (cnxiK)
I had a screaming case of bad viral rap once - imodium took care of it nicely.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 09:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:32 PM (SiINZ)
ha ha
although that would be an awesome series
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 20, 2017 09:33 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 09:34 PM (cOgFE)
It is still hard to believe that Terry Bradshaw sat the bench behind Phil Robertson until Robertson decided to quit and hunt and fish for a living.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 20, 2017 09:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
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Actually, it was farmed out to Crowder. He did a parody of the M&M rant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 09:34 PM (/qEW2)
EnemaM is just mad Pig Weinstein never rogered him in his squeek hole... at least not regularly...
Posted by: SJW Foot Soldier News at December 20, 2017 09:31 PM (T/KY7)
++++
Weinstein knows better than to fuck around with my bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Dre at December 20, 2017 09:35 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 09:34 PM (cOgFE)
What does the kid from Leave it to Beaver have to do with this?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:36 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:36 PM (SiINZ)
He's more Eddie Haskell than the Beav.
Posted by: PDT at December 20, 2017 09:36 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:37 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)
Fredo M&M I'm important. Not like everybody says, like a has been. I'm important and I want Trump to pay attention to me!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:39 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:40 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 09:40 PM (/qEW2)
They don't like it when you don't know who they are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2017 09:42 PM (Ri/rl)
They don't like it when you don't know who they are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2017 09:42 PM (Ri/rl)
"ooohhhh!! You're that guy that everybody can't stand!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:43 PM (hcyUh)
Trump would just farm out the ass kicking to Kid Rock.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 20, 2017 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
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Actually, it was farmed out to Crowder. He did a parody of the MM rant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 09:34 PM (/qEW2)
Ill have to check that out. That guy and his crew have some real talent.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 09:43 PM (cOgFE)
Keep winning!
Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2017 09:44 PM (GsAUU)
70 The best put down of a famous person ever is always, who?
They don't like it when you don't know who they are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2017 09:42 PM (Ri/rl)
"ooohhhh!! You're that guy that everybody can't stand!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:43 PM (hcyUh)
Ask him for his autograph, then act all disappointed when you find out he's not Sinead O'Connor.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:44 PM (Dp6qK)
Hey Trump, up your nose with a rubber hose!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:45 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)
"I played Stumble McBumbleFuck in Stumble McBumbleFuck's Big Score!"
"Never bothered to see it ... "
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 09:45 PM (pNxlR)
What would really be awesome is if Macklemore would give us his thoughts on Trump's recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 09:40 PM (/qEW2)
That guy is a douche and a local lefty favorite around here. What a weasel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:45 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Macklemore at December 20, 2017 09:46 PM (SkuXa)
Sit on it Potsie...I mean Trump. Don't stop me I'm on a roll!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 09:49 PM (SiINZ)
Because, the Ukraine is weak. And Trump is Putin's puppet or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Dp6qK)
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We got this.
Posted by: CDC at December 20, 2017 09:18 PM (cnxiK)
HIV is a virus. Just sayin'
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 09:56 PM (d6iST)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 09:57 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 09:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Enema M at December 20, 2017 09:59 PM (IqV8l)
Old McSpringsteen, please. You shoulda seen his prize winning rutabaga at the Ocean County Fair and Tractor Pull!
A real Man of the People!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 10:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 20, 2017 10:01 PM (lLeln)
Right answer wins a Nickelback.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 10:01 PM (d6iST)
True fact: "Nickelbacks" are the name given to filthy Canadian icebacks who hail from the vicinity of Sudbury, Ontario.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ludacris at December 20, 2017 10:07 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 10:09 PM (d6iST)
His enemies must figure
in their eloquence
in a final defense
to use a usable whigger.
Posted by: rimon simon at December 20, 2017 10:12 PM (hnVy8)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 20, 2017 10:12 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 10:13 PM (A1FgP)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 20, 2017 10:13 PM (JhE5a)
Because, the Ukraine is weak. And Trump is Putin's puppet or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Dp6qK)
Uh, oh. Putin is gonna be plenty pissed.
But, someone correct me if wrong (like I even need to say that), but isn't there a treaty or somethin' that we have to protect Ukraine if they are under attack? So, in for penny, in for a pound, if true. Or not. I'm going on old info in a black hole of a brain. So I do not stand by this statement at all.
But what say people? Arming Ukraine good or bad?
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:14 PM (NnN0z)
Because, the Ukraine is weak. And Trump is Putin's puppet or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Dp6qK)
Uh, oh. Putin is gonna be plenty pissed.
But, someone correct me if wrong (like I even need to say that), but isn't there a treaty or somethin' that we have to protect Ukraine if they are under attack? So, in for penny, in for a pound, if true. Or not. I'm going on old info in a black hole of a brain. So I do not stand by this statement at all.
But what say people? Arming Ukraine good or bad?
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:14 PM (NnN0z)
Because, the Ukraine is weak. And Trump is Putin's puppet or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Dp6qK)
Uh, oh. Putin is gonna be plenty pissed.
But, someone correct me if wrong (like I even need to say that), but isn't there a treaty or somethin' that we have to protect Ukraine if they are under attack? So, in for penny, in for a pound, if true. Or not. I'm going on old info in a black hole of a brain. So I do not stand by this statement at all.
But what say people? Arming Ukraine good or bad?
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:15 PM (NnN0z)
Because, the Ukraine is weak. And Trump is Putin's puppet or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Dp6qK)
Uh, oh. Putin is gonna be plenty pissed.
But, someone correct me if wrong (like I even need to say that), but isn't there a treaty or somethin' that we have to protect Ukraine if they are under attack? So, in for penny, in for a pound, if true. Or not. I'm going on old info in a black hole of a brain. So I do not stand by this statement at all.
But what say people? Arming Ukraine good or bad?
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:15 PM (NnN0z)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:16 PM (NnN0z)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:17 PM (NnN0z)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:17 PM (NnN0z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 10:18 PM (d6iST)
Posted by: Menu at December 20, 2017 10:18 PM (uc45P)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:18 PM (NnN0z)
Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 10:19 PM (A1FgP)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:14 PM (NnN0z)
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I think we should bomb Chechnya and encourage Germany, Sweden, and the UK to rehome all their refugees there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 10:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:14 PM (NnN0z)
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I think we should bomb Chechnya and encourage Germany, Sweden, and the UK to rehome all their refugees there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 10:20 PM (/qEW2)
Laura Ingraham wants Team Trump to suck up to identity groups in order to fix their "poll numbers".
Her evidence? Roy Moore and Alabama.
She's like a hot, kinda sexy female Karl Rove.
Posted by: "Conservative, Inc." at December 20, 2017 10:21 PM (cnxiK)
Laura Ingraham wants Team Trump to suck up to identity groups in order to fix their "poll numbers".
Her evidence? Roy Moore and Alabama.
She's like a semi-sexy female Karl Rove.
Posted by: "Conservative, Inc." at December 20, 2017 10:21 PM (cnxiK)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 10:14 PM (NnN0z)
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I think we should bomb Chechnya and encourage Germany, Sweden, and the UK to rehome all their refugees there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 10:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: "Conservative, Inc." at December 20, 2017 10:24 PM (cnxiK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 10:24 PM (/qEW2)
Better than what, the curb stomping he has given to the left on a daily basis?
Seriously, look around. We aren't on the defensive anymore. We are now in the business of kicking ass and drinking Diet Coke and we are almost out of Diet Coke.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 10:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 10:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 10:27 PM (d6iST)
Posted by: Rather, Not at December 21, 2017 07:38 AM (B5lcO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2017 01:52 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 01:52 PM (Kc/cJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2017 01:54 PM (gCJeK)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2017 01:54 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 01:55 PM (Kc/cJ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 21, 2017 01:55 PM (tErEj)
131st!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)
I find it deeply hilarious that Trump is ignoring this desperate cry for attention and relevance. Notice meeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 01:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 10:27 PM (d6iST)
How long have I been asleep?
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (7HtZB)
Enema Em hets a two-fer? Why, that's the most attention that he's received in, like, ever!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (aC6Sd)
I find it deeply hilarious that Trump is ignoring this desperate cry for attention and relevance. Notice meeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 01:55 PM (39g3+)
I liked Eminem back in the day, but have not listened to anything off his new album.
He is (was?) an amazing lyricist though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (wmaTe)
Meryl Streep is another good example.
Sometimes ignoring these people really does get their goat more than anything else.
Posted by: Maritime at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (FM/MR)
Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (GsAUU)
No "FIRST!" reset? What's the fun in this?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)
Might literally drive the fucker to suicide lol
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (tErEj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (qcrxS)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: x at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (nFwvY)
Or invited Vanilla Ice to the White House.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (zCkIU)
The whole 'rebel' shit is a little played out when you start needing reading glasses and getting ear hair, Marshall. I'm sure your fans are overjoyed to hear from a grumpy old coot that's their father's age.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 01:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2017 01:59 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Under Fir"
I'm never constipated.
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2017 01:59 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 21, 2017 01:59 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at December 21, 2017 01:59 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jackal at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (yUI0N)
Eminem?
That wouldn't even be punching down.
That be like calling out the face mite having sex on Lena Dunham's shnozzola.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Gromit at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (4KOF2)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)
At least Vanilla Ice took his 15 minutes of fame money and made a small fortune on flipping houses. White privilege.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (qcrxS)
The whole 'rebel' shit is a little played out when you start needing reading glasses and getting ear hair, Marshall. I'm sure your fans are overjoyed to hear from a grumpy old coot that's their father's age.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2017 01:58 PM (oVJmc)
His 21 year old daughter is very attractive by the way.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (39g3+)
Her evidence? Roy Moore and Alabama.
She's like a semi-sexy female Karl Rove.
Posted by: "Conservative, Inc." at December 20, 2017 10:21 PM (cnxiK)
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I think 2018 with a national 4.X% GDP growth rate is pretty much all the Republicans need for public outreach. That, and to remind the voters that it was Trump and a Republican-controlled Congress that made it possible, because the MSM propaganda machine won't mention that.
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (Pqytn)
Eminem walks into a bar; barkeep sings out, "Dead man walking!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (OD2ni)
I have to cook three things today. I've lost my recipe for Swedish Brown Beans. I'm a little bit stressed. I might drink.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Shawn "Talcum X" King at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (qcrxS)
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Yeah.... If Shoog Night dangled me off of a balcony rail 8 stories up Id find another line of work too.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (XOuk3)
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (Pqytn)
____
EGG-sactly
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (tErEj)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)
This obsession with trivia will get out of control. It will get out of control and trivia will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 21, 2017 02:02 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (OD2ni)
It was David Bowie and Vanilla Ice was the thief.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:02 PM (qcrxS)
Sigh...Someone actually spent time and money coming up with this shit. Thanks Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2017 02:02 PM (5y11N)
Enema Emm is like a Twitter Road Warrior whose Super Soaker is fully loaded and he's ready to LOWER THE BOOM!
But the snipe hunt has moved on.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (pNxlR)
(true story: check it out)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (Kc/cJ)
for him to say something, and for some reason, he didn't say anything,'
he claimed."
LOL! Kinda giving his game away here.
Posted by: Chris M at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (eAZVt)
I remember in the 90s that the press made Clinton out to be impeachment-proof because of the economy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (OD2ni)
Okay I now realize that was probably Sock sarcasm.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (qcrxS)
/swooning. I LOVE YOU DONNIE TWO SCOOPS!
Posted by: shibumi at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 02:03 PM (Kc/cJ)
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Probably not. It's a dog-eat-dog world.
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: buzzion
I think he is learning. He's honing his skills to a lethal, razor-sharp edge.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
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They're even dumber than I am.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (lwiT4)
Monday about politics and race. "I can't even watch the news anymore
because it makes me too stressed out.
All this Winning is leaving me exhausted. But I'm not tired of it yet!
And that made absolutely no sense. *sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM
Try the basic version of my creamed spinach recipe. It's in The Cookbook. You can do it. The Rev will like it.
I was thinking of you when I submitted it. There's at least one other grammie award-winning recipe in The Book, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Cheri at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (Pqytn)
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Watch there Buster.
~Ted Nugent
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
I have to cook three things today. I've lost my recipe for Swedish Brown Beans. I'm a little bit stressed. I might drink.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen
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You go gurrrl. Thash what I do when I'm shtreshed, annnn thash what I do when I'm not shtreshed.
* vomits *
Posted by: DistHillary at December 21, 2017 02:05 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at December 21, 2017 02:00 PM (OD2ni)
It was David Bowie and Vanilla Ice was the thief.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:02 PM (qcrxS)
Erm, Freddie Mercury and David Bowie with Under Pressure. Vanilla Ice probably paid something along the way. All of them wrung it out.
Fun!
Profit1
Posted by: 80"s music fan at December 21, 2017 02:05 PM (fXd4g)
I think he is learning. He's honing his skills to a lethal, razor-sharp edge.
---
sniffling.
I'm so proud.
Our President, Herr God Emperor Destroyer of Worlds.
/I never knew it could be this way...
Posted by: shibumi at December 21, 2017 02:05 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 21, 2017 02:05 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (Kc/cJ)
Posted by: Chris M at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (eAZVt)
"He kinda looked like Eminem. Does that help you?"
https://youtu.be/ovYNeQhY_Uo?t=57
Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (EzdLW)
I was thinking of you when I submitted it. There's at least one other grammie award-winning recipe in The Book, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (ctuyM)
I know it's blasphemous and all that but I like the idea of referring to The Cookbook as The Book.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Chris M at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (eAZVt)
very different people.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (wmaTe)
I was thinking of you when I submitted it. There's at least one other grammie award-winning recipe in The Book, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (ctuyM)
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I will absolutely try it, Duncanthrax. We both really like creamed spinach, altho I've never made it. Shocked, I know.
But we can't have Christmas without brown beans.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: LASue at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (Pqytn)
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"And I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."
Norm Peterson
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (pNxlR)
if this little shit wants attention, that's why he has the Grinder app on his phone...
Heh, considering the gag in "The Interview":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD3GGIe1Row
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Corona at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (88+VL)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (ptqGC)
You're beautiful, son, but you're doin' it wrong. You gotta stand *close enough* for him to grab you by the mish.
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Norm Peterson
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
One of that show's best laugh lines ever.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (pNxlR)
I opined yesterday that Slim Shady was a study in nature vs nurture. Kid Rock grew up in Detroit area too but had an upper middle class upbringing even though he had a ghetto pass.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (qcrxS)
Posted by: Corona at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (88+VL)
Posted by: Chris M at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM (eAZVt)
very different people.
Posted by: Harry Parateste"
Yes. As shown in Joe Dirt, Kid Rock is a fine actor. "You little sissy boy. Def Leopard sucks."
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (lwiT4)
Have you asked the swedes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Does it use lutefisk instead of bacon?
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 21, 2017 02:09 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: National Enquirer at December 21, 2017 02:09 PM (AkTSb)
Trump makes my blood boil
I can't even watch the news anymoil
Because it makes me too stressed oil
Yo!
*drops mike*
*drinks glass of Metamucil*
*stumps away with walker*
Posted by: Enimenema at December 21, 2017 02:09 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Crack the egg into a small bowl and mix it up like a tiny omelette, then cook that. Its pretty much how McDonald's does it. Incidentally microwaved eggs work but smell horrendous. And they stick really, really bad so you need the right kind of material to cook them in. The right size will give you a nice hockey puck to put on your muffin.
Personally I prefer to have just the yolk myself, trimming the white away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:09 PM (39g3+)
203 Eminem thinks he's black, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
Talcum X and Rachel Donzzzzzzzeal take issue with this.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 10:27 PM (d6iST)
How long have I been asleep?
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2017 01:56 PM (7HtZB)
Piker.
Posted by: Sleepy Sessionzzzz at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (hZ+us)
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/24/opinion/the-boomers-crooner.html
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Pick up a rotisserie chicken. Cheap and delicious at Sam's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: George Will at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (tErEj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
Yes, he does. Also Kathy Griffin was in his video,the real slim shady.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (Ri/rl)
5 "I'm not going to give any away now, but I've got lines ready if he says something about me," Eminem said
You and Shia LeBouf are a rock-em, sock-em one-two punch, bub.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2017 09:18 PM (pNxlR)
The 4Chan trolling of Shia is the funniest thing ever, I have never laughed so hard, He's going to have to launch that flag into outer space, but 4chan I think would crowdfund a rocket to blow it up.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (dKiJG)
Yeah, and he thinks he's talented, too.
I'd like to put a bass guitar in his hand and say, "OK, get people's toes to tapping."
Hilarity would ensue.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (tRaq7)
This was one of the funniest parts of that movie. I also happen to agree with him about Def Leppard. Seriously, why were they so popular?
Posted by: Chris M at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (eAZVt)
If I were his girlfriend, I wouldn't ride in his trunk.
By the way, anyone heard from Dido on this?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (lwiT4)
Especially if you add it to your drinking glass as well as the bean pot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (vpB2m)
Pick up a rotisserie chicken. Cheap and delicious at Sam's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
I made bluebell's lemon chicken last night (which is quick, easy, and yummy).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Corona at December 21, 2017 02:12 PM (88+VL)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (qcrxS)
___
Kid rock was upper middle class? Que?
Posted by: George Will at December 21, 2017 02:12 PM (tErEj)
-- Eminem
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 21, 2017 02:12 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 21, 2017 02:13 PM (tErEj)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 21, 2017 02:13 PM (CcNKy)
Posted by: Two Scoops at December 21, 2017 02:13 PM (nw2o6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
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They're even dumber than I am.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:04 PM (lwiT4)
Yeah, I'm guessing "erb da meatball, bork bork bork" is not all that informative.
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 21, 2017 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
Oops.
Zod thinks he hears his mom calling.
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (vpB2m)
=============================
Why do you think I'm sitting here on my big fat behind rather than making my Jello Mold?
Can you add rum to Jello? Nevermind, three kids 8 and under.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hillary at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM (AkTSb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Pick up a rotisserie chicken. Cheap and delicious at Sam's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
Buy a Ronco Rotisserie and make it yourself, it will be the greatest buy you will have made.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM (hqZPQ)
Deck the balls, ya'll! A vet buddy of my son's sez, "Your mom has the best balls in Savannah."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
People listened to their albums instead of laughing at their pictures.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger"
My wife has memberships with Costco, Sam's and BJs which are all within a 20 minute drive. Amazingly, she has preferences at each of them (BJs for milk). They all seem the same to me.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
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My Book moved.
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (Pqytn)
Can those be purchased? Are they transferrable? Do they expire?
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (dKiJG)
The best line I read about that was Shia could take a submarine to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and within eight hours a fish with CUCK painted on it would swim by.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (dKiJG)
This.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (vpB2m)
--
Heh, you're right. And I enjoyed that immensely too. To be a fly on the wall in Lapouf's house when he kept being punked...talk about unhinged.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (mQ0Mc)
Nearly seven solid hours of quality xardbas, suitable for pillaging ambient.
https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (fA1SL)
The best line I read about that was Shia could
take a submarine to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and within eight
hours a fish with CUCK painted on it would swim by.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (mf5HN)
I just choked on my tea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at December 21, 2017 02:16 PM (7JbXq)
http://tinyurl.com/yb66fbyl
"Counterculture" my ass. Its been mainstream culture for 30 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)
But we can't have Christmas without brown beans.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:06 PM
Well, here's the first two* results:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/swedish-brown-beans-recipe-1926532
I'm guessing you can obtain Swedish brown beans at the same places that traffic in lutefisk.
*yep, they're exactly the same link
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2017 02:16 PM (ctuyM)
Thanks for the laugh--I needed that.
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Dividing line might be subjective, but I would say growing up in a 5000+ sq ft house with private horse stables (in Michigan) is AT LEAST upper middle class.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (Kc/cJ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:11 PM (dKiJG)
The best line I read about that was Shia could take a submarine to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and within eight hours a fish with CUCK painted on it would swim by.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (mf5HN)
I watched how they attached a mini Flamethrower on a Drone to burn that stupid flag
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chris M "
They got a lot of publicity because of the drummer getting his arm chopped off. The probably prolonged their popularity. Pour Some Sugar on Me was on the radio the other day and it really is awful.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
*twitch*
Must. Not. Type. All. The. Things.
*twitch*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (qcrxS)
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Kid rock was upper middle class? Que?
Posted by: George Will at December 21, 2017 02:12 PM (tErEj)
Kid Rock's father owned a car dealership.
Posted by: rd at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (4dz1m)
I saved over $800 compared to local stores.
Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at December 21, 2017 02:18 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: George Will at December 21, 2017 02:12 PM (tErEj)
His parents owned a car dealership.
" Never wanted to sell cars, my dad was a d*ck"
"workin like a bitch, like a g*d damn tank
some disagree cause my 'rents had bank"
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2017 02:18 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (7JbXq)
Counterculture is opposed to the New York Times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (nw2o6)
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at December 21, 2017 02:08 PM (ismre)
I do too. Mine usually have cheery messages. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (aMlLZ)
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Thanks Duncanthrax! It looks as if I am not far off. I've always used brown sugar instead of syrup, but I think that's a wash. Also I let it set overnight, which is no big deal. And now with added Rum. What can go wrong?
Thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (lwiT4)
It's time for Ace to post a thread mocking Tapper. Or Joe/Mika. Or Chris Cuomo.
For Christmas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:18 PM (ptqGC)
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I suggest the Rhodes tweet and the Scalise CRUSHER response.
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (Pqytn)
"workin like a bitch, like a g*d damn tank
some disagree cause my 'rents had bank"
Such sublime poetry, what a genius lyricist *eyes rolling like Cookie monster*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:17 PM (dKiJG)
The second I saw that he posted where the damn thing was I thought "You know they're just going to mount a flamethrower on a drone to get it."
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (mf5HN)
We should oblige them. Immediately.
Then get to work defunding, withdrawing from, and evicting this festering pustule that is the UN.
Posted by: DocJ at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
*twitch*
Must. Not. Type. All. The. Things.
*twitch*
Posted by: alexthechick -"
Oh jeez, what have I done. My kingdom for an edit feature.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: JAS at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at December 21, 2017 02:19 PM (nw2o6)
My shrimp recipe is so good it was printed three times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:14 PM
The best, the ABSOLUTE BEST roasted chicken I've ever had comes off of my Traeger pellet grill.
Season it, let the grill heat, plop the bird down on it's back, come back 70 minutes later. Everyone, except the chicken, clucks about it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (ctuyM)
Embrace the power of "and"!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2017 02:20 PM (W+vEI)
By the way, have you guys tried the almond MMs? De-lish!
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 21, 2017 02:21 PM (Fb9aZ)
https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (fA1SL)
That cloud of yellow dust on the steppe horizon, the very, very long one?
Yeah. That's a travois-caravan heading your way, groaning under this year's load of glittering pillage in tribute. The distant hum is the wail of slaves, may they serve you well.
Posted by: Zod at December 21, 2017 02:21 PM (Bdeb0)
--
Mr. Black somehow wound up with a free subscription from Rolling Stone and gets one of these cage liners every month or so. It is such a steaming pile of leftism that it's actually breathtaking to behold.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 21, 2017 02:21 PM (mQ0Mc)
"Its the best song ever!!!!!"
--Strippers everywhere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Big deal.
Posted by: Spinal Tap "
Seriously. You don't hear me complaining.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 21, 2017 02:21 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: grammie winger"
We had to buy a Costco membership a few months ago in order to get a large discount on leasing a GMC Canyon pickup truck. I have no idea why, but it saved thousands.
Posted by: Jwest at December 21, 2017 02:22 PM (/roJx)
Here is another Oscar Wilde quote:
"At first, you love your parents.
Then you judge your parents.
And if you are lucky, you forgive your parents.."
Posted by: JAS at December 21, 2017 02:22 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at December 21, 2017 02:22 PM (XSmOp)
--
Try Ferrero Rocher with the hazelnut centers. They look like little meteors. You'll kick Almond M'n'Ms to the curb faster than Bill Clinton on a date.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 21, 2017 02:23 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: grammie winger
Bruna Bonor?
woodlandfoods.com/products/
swedish-brown-beans/c-23/p-16153
Posted by: WeaselDog at December 21, 2017 02:23 PM (Ho0kz)
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (lwiT4)
Yes, it is.
Vile weed.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 21, 2017 02:23 PM (ajiE5)
in order to get a large discount on leasing a GMC Canyon pickup truck. I
have no idea why, but it saved thousands.
Posted by: Jwest at December 21, 2017 02:22 PM (/roJx)
===========================
That's pretty much why we bought it. Daughter just got a brand new SUV, with quite a contribution from Costco. We'll be needing a new car fairly soon, so we became members.
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (lwiT4)
I saved over $800 compared to local stores.
Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at December 21, 2017 02:18 PM (7JbXq)
FYI you can buy a single day membership.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (Pg+x7)
woodlandfoods.com/products/
swedish-brown-beans/c-23/p-16153
Posted by: WeaselDog at December 21, 2017 02:23 PM (Ho0kz)
======================
Yes! Exactly! I'm going to check out that link right now!
Posted by: grammie winger - Nu ar det jul igen at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (lwiT4)
Season it, let the grill heat, plop the bird down on it's back, come back 70 minutes later. Everyone, except the chicken, clucks about it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Even the chicken is going, "Damn! I'm good!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 21, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
There is a difference in the taste of milk. The local Cub Grocery milk tastes terrible to me. The local Target milk is fine. The Cub stores in the suburbs have great tasting milk.
I don't know why? Different dairy/ creamery? Maybe they leave the milk on the loading dock unrefrigerated too long?
Posted by: rd at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (4dz1m)
We put our airmen through a lot sending them there--it's rural England with unbelievably bad roads, not enough base housing, crap climate, and high cost of living. I had to do casualty management on airmen and families killed in car accidents over there--I can't imagine bringing a young family and then having them try to live on the local economy.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (Kc/cJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (nw2o6)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: DanMan at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (XTiHL)
For Christmas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Tapper seems awfully bothered by someone he claims is a nobody. And he keeps responding.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Reality Man at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (xOBRH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)
/straps bomb to chest
/copies and reposts entire page
JELLO-FOOD SNACKBAR!!!!!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 21, 2017 02:26 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2017 02:28 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Shia LaQueef at December 21, 2017 02:28 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Brown Line at December 21, 2017 02:30 PM (S6ArX)
As I said elsewhere ...
Rappers do. Losers try.
Posted by: Dusty at December 21, 2017 02:30 PM (6DDWJ)
Yawn.
They're turning into the crooners from the 50s, desperate for work and relevance. Money. Dr Dre is gonna have a talk show soon, like Mike Douglas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 21, 2017 02:31 PM (CMbMd)
There's nothing to learn. Trump uses Twitter to bypass the press and create squirrels to distract the press with, not get into dumb fights or post nonsense. Its strategic, as daffy as it seems to casual observation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2017 02:34 PM (A1FgP)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 21, 2017 02:35 PM (O5Q3r)
For the assets or for the corporation?
Because the corporation is going to come with some huge *cough jackie coakley cough* liabilities.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 21, 2017 02:39 PM (fuK7c)
He's not the only one. I'm not paying attention to you either.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2017 02:42 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Knaws at December 21, 2017 02:42 PM (8X9tr)
Posted by: dananjcon at December 21, 2017 02:52 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: mr tmz at December 21, 2017 02:56 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 21, 2017 03:01 PM (gdQOP)
Trump is purposefully effing with this guy. I love it.
Posted by: steve walsh at December 21, 2017 03:06 PM (xqxFx)
Sorry but them's the facts, whippersnappers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2017 03:26 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: brak at December 21, 2017 04:19 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2017 04:35 PM (idaef)
This reminds of the George Costanza "Jerk store" episode of Seinfeld.
Posted by: gobagoo at December 21, 2017 04:38 PM (A/saJ)
Posted by: Jane at December 21, 2017 06:42 PM (9JROK)
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