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Slate or Weekly Standard?

Quick guessing game: Does this headline and opening line come from Slate, or the "conservative" magazine Weekly Standard?

Trump Calls FBI 'Disgraceful' En Route to Speech in Which He Called Himself a 'Loyal Champion' of Police

...

Donald Trump's Friday morning appearances were an amusing reminder of a central presidential incongruity: He loves and supports law enforcement, except the ones trying to enforce the law on him.

No one give the answer in the comments for the first 60 responses or so. Just give your guesses (or, if you already know, refrain from answering).

Answer: In white font, so you have to scroll over and hold like you're trying to copy a link to see it:

It's the Weekly Standard. Obviously. Like their role models at the New York Times, they are still incapable of reporting the "insurance policy" text.

Posted by: Ace at 04:51 PM




Comments

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1 cancelled my Standard

Posted by: Avi at December 15, 2017 04:52 PM (+Anjo)

2
Gotta be our hero cruise operators, amiright?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

3 weekly standard is my guess

Posted by: Ann at December 15, 2017 04:52 PM (jtHQy)

4 WS

Posted by: Walsingham at December 15, 2017 04:52 PM (dCigj)

5
Not "enforce the law on him" but more like "force the law on him."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

6 Weekly Standard?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 15, 2017 04:53 PM (U+nHb)

7 I'll guess WS because of "en route" and the phrasing in general.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 15, 2017 04:54 PM (RfzVr)

8 Gonna guess Slate just to be contrarian.

Posted by: Austin in TX at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (OHw/n)

9 At least employees of the Weekly Standard will have their principles as they finish your burger with fries.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (4e+hS)

10 Maybe those who don't know the difference between "police"
and "FBI"?

Posted by: boynsea at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (Kh5Q4)

11 assuming im not unique , and am not the only person to cancel the Standard, and it was always losing money anyway, how is it still publishing?

Posted by: Avi at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (+Anjo)

12 Weekly Standard is my guess. Because using "incongruity" is just too difficult for the retards at Slate.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (q+HNC)

13 Even the numbskulls at Think Progress would know the difference between FBI and local police.

Posted by: mark1971 at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (xPl2J)

14
Is it me or are these weakly standard cocklickahs avoiding referring to President Trump as "president?"

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 04:56 PM (vRoC8)

15 Bill kristol furiously masturbating with his James Comey dildo and Bill and Hillary Clinton matching doll set.

What do I win?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2017 04:56 PM (0oDnb)

16
My wife always guesses these type of questions. She knows I wouldn't be asking them if the Bizarro World did not exist.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (ajiE5)

17 There are no Standards anymore, weekly or otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (YinAC)

18
btw, why did Ace forget to call the SalonHot25 the SalonHot25 in the post below about the SalonHot25?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (vRoC8)

19 I'd guess Weekly Standard. Because it's way too obvious.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (/o9Qk)

20 I'm afraid it's Hustler.
(Are they still around?)

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (KCCgc)

21 Oh Ace, you're so clever, it's a trick question
and the answer is




New Republic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (3/sUh)

22

So they all Scrolled Over
and One fell out
There were 8 in the bed
and the little Ewok said

Scroll Over, Scroll Over

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (8bEU0)

23 Ace is probably trolling us and it is neither.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (RfzVr)

24 Of course it's the "Forehead" Bill Kristol. His inner.lesbian liberal Socialist self talking
No doubt. The Weekly Standard pile of steaming shit.

Posted by: Blogforce 100 at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (qNHAw)

25
I worked for the Slate marketing dept. briefly. Sounds like Kristol Meth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

26 OT. Jason, the UPS man, has just delivered my own personal copy of The Deplorable Gourmet. Ain't life grand?

Posted by: Zardoz at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (SdQYI)

27 Sonobi?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (MINbv)

28 15 Bill kristol furiously masturbating with his James Comey dildo and Bill and Hillary Clinton matching doll set.

What do I win?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2017 04:56 PM (0oDnb)


My ruined laptop cuz coffee was spewed all over it!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (3/sUh)

29
Spoiler!

It's the Weekly Standard. Obviously. Like their role models at the New York Times, they are still incapable of reporting the "insurance policy" text.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (vRoC8)

30 He loves and supports law enforcement, except the ones trying to enforce the law on him.



Because the FBI being political hacks for the DNC is enforcing the law

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (493sH)

31 Ill go with trick question....its Natioanl Review

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (saprv)

32 7 Corker's a putz.. I wonder what greased the skids, as it were?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 15, 2017 03:41 PM (so+oy)


Hustler in Spanish; "El Hustlero."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

33 Speaking of the Weekly Standard, BTW, Bill Kristol's daughter is married to the head honcho at the Washington Free Beacon. Why is that important? Because the WFB started the Fusion dossier.


Muh conservative!! Muh principles!! Slime all the way down. Although only Killary and the DNC paid Russian spies through cutouts for the real juicy details like pee pee gate.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 15, 2017 04:59 PM (q+HNC)

34 *Horshack arm up*
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mr Ace, can we post comments in this invisible font?

Posted by: Hands at December 15, 2017 04:59 PM (EzdLW)

35 Look out, your weekly standards are slipping!

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2017 04:59 PM (hvf9s)

36 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 05:00 PM (dab45)

37 Weekly Standard, because of the almost Nordling-esque phrasing (yeah I know he's NR).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 15, 2017 05:00 PM (qJtVm)

38 All I read at The Weakly Standard is Tuesday Morning Quarterback.

Easterbrook can't stand The Donald, but at least I know what to expect politically from him.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:00 PM (GsAUU)

39 Clearly that was Vox.

LizLem, as someone for whom the student loan interest deduction is the only one I get, I say fine. Nothing will ever change if I won't give up things that help me.

Also, isn't the standard deduction doubling? That will far more than make up for it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Now with Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 15, 2017 05:00 PM (dEQP3)

40 Scroll Over, Scroll Over

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 04:57 PM (8bEU0)
======================

I love that song!

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 05:01 PM (lwiT4)

41 That assholeTrump can't keep from defending himself and pointing out the obvious biases of people trying to overturn the will of the voters..geesh

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:01 PM (LiyEm)

42 This is like a $100 Jeopardy! answer. I'll wait for a question further down the column of the category 'Fake Conservatives'.

Posted by: DaveD at December 15, 2017 05:01 PM (P5fqQ)

43 33 Posted by: prescient11 at December 15, 2017 04:59 PM (q+HNC)

It should be noted that Matt (In)Continetti did contract Fusion GPS for oppo research but they claim they did not hire them to fabricate it, and fired them early on.

Just for the record, for whatever it's worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

44
Donald Trump's Friday morning appearances were an amusing reminder of a central presidential incongruity: He loves and supports law enforcement, except the ones trying to enforce the law on him.


What law are they trying to enforce on Trump?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)

45 weekly standard is my guess
When are they doing a story about aliens visiting the White House ?

Posted by: Harley1911 at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (5XZ7Q)

46 It's rolling stone. Or maybe screw.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (zLDYs)

47 Speaking of Jay Nordlinger wasn't one of his high brow culture guys also now accused of sexual harassment?

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (LiyEm)

48 44 What law are they trying to enforce on Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)


The Nuremburg Laws.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

49 Cruise over country!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (3BFzK)

50 I guessed Weekly Standard . . . and I was right!

So - has anyone pointed out to the so-called "conservative" Weekly Standard, that the FBI is NOT a national police force? Or is it simply not worth the time at this point? (hint - It is the investigatory arm of the DOJ).

F*cking retards


Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

51 Slate or Weekly Standard?

Trump Calls FBI 'Disgraceful' En Route to Speech in Which He Called Himself a 'Loyal Champion' of Police


No idea ... but the FBI are not "police".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (8gDQu)

52 2
Gotta be our hero cruise operators, amiright?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

Suddenly I realize the whole election is Al Czervik dropping his anchor through Judge Smails little sail boat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (4ErVI)

53 You mean this isn't from ESPN.com?

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (uCYAx)

54 It's as if the entire GOPe pointed at him like Donald Sutherland and made this hissing noise.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (miAtr)

55 http://bit.ly/2kzlRi3 OT

Did Sara Carter Just Uncover The FBI And James Comeys Next Spy Scandal?

A whistleblower has come forward to reveal the FBI is using NSA surveillance tools to spy on Americans says rockstar reporter Sara Carter.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (y3aQB)

56
What law are they trying to enforce on Trump?

The laws they made up, I think.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (vRoC8)

57 47 Speaking of Jay Nordlinger wasn't one of his high brow culture guys also now accused of sexual harassment?
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (LiyEm)
---
You don't mean Levine, do you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (qJtVm)

58 If Mx Krystol and the rest of the NeverTrumpers were truly conservative, right about now they should be looking back at trump's first year and saying "We were wrong, he is actually doing pretty well" But of course, they are not Conservative, so maybe it is time for them to drop the pretense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

59 NeverTrump has proven itself, beyond any question, to be progressives
Any benefit of the doubt I gave them during the GE is over Trump has governed more conservatively than our last 4 Presidents and certainly more conservatively than any President named Bush.
And further, more conservatively than Reagan too. There. I said it.
Now there can be honest debate about whether he's governing more conservatively than Reagan, but the fact that he's governed more conservatively than the l last 4 is not subject to debate. Yet the NeverTrumps hate him with the same passion. Hence my conclusion -' Weekly Standard *is* Slate. No difference except for marketing

Posted by: Dancing Queen at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (lZaEn)

60 Both?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (GjTLE)

61 I didn't see Invisible Font anywhere in 1978.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

62 I don't read either publication, so I cheated and peeked.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (xjiRE)

63 Weekly Standard is also offering a free pin up calendar with a new subscription. It's twelve months of Jen Rubin in a thong and pasties.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (4ErVI)

64 How does the Weekly Standard stay in business?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)

65 Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

Damn!!! You beat me by |--| that much.

Good job.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8gDQu)

66 >>Cruise over country!!!!


The Loooove Boat....

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

67 >>>No idea ... but the FBI are not "police".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (8gDQu)

Oh they know that. They are willfully misinterpreting Trump in order to smear him.

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (q177U)

68 Didn't see or hear this but Weekly Standard sounds Never Trump more than Anti Trump

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (aC6Sd)

69 I hate to dump this here now, but please pray from my grandmom.

She's my son's last living great-grandparent (and my last living grandparent). My brother is going to visit her tomorrow and call me, but we're not sure if she'll make the night (which is why I'm not waiting for open thread). She's already had Last Rites.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (GsAUU)

70 With his Aristocratic nose and
His Autocratic voice,
Ol' Billy the K is unhappy
He's not the Conservatives choice.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (M06hO)

71 Matt (In)Continetti did contract Fusion GPS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

is that why he's incontinetti? do you think he'll recover

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (dab45)

72 >>> assuming im not unique , and am not the only person to cancel the Standard, and it was always losing money anyway, how is it still publishing?

billionaire patron.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8rNrN)

73 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Now with Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 15, 2017 05:00 PM (dEQP3)

Thank you lovely one! I will have her check her new standard deductions and see if it helps the sting of losing the student loan deductions. Of course she lives in NYC so maybe not...

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (hvf9s)

74 If you're on the Food Thread and you scroll over and hold like you're trying to copy a link to see it, it reveals the 11 herbs and spices in the Colonel's secret recipe.

Posted by: Hands at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (EzdLW)

75 So many in MSM were so wrong about Trump's chances of winning the 2016 election.

Right now there's enough dots on the page that you can see the cat -- the attempted soft coup by the Deep State -- unless you don't want to.

When the Big Reveal happens, MSM will once again be caught on the wrong history. Last time they could argue it was negligence. This time it will be clearly gross negligence. Intentional, even.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (cAXIk)

76 I asked this in the earlier thread, but is the Weekly Standard as quiet on most of the Fusion GPS connected stuff as the Washington Free Beacon is? Because the Beacon ignores stories about that like the plague, because you know they are connected to it and admitted to paying Fusion. The were awfully quiet before they admitted that fact too. Is the Weekly Standard in the same boat, and just let Krystal's Son-in-Law take the heat at his site instead of the "prestigious" Weakly Standard?

Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2017 05:05 PM (lKs2v)

77 Trump has ripped the mask off more frauds than the Mystery Machine crew in Scooby Doo...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:05 PM (LiyEm)

78 logprof, I'm sorry. Prayers up for you and yours.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Now with Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 15, 2017 05:05 PM (dEQP3)

79 The Weakly Standard.

A publication that offers the weak, standard liberal non-defense of Traditionalist Conservatism.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 15, 2017 05:05 PM (rKka5)

80 Any transcripts of the pre-speech and speech available?

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2017 05:06 PM (FhXTo)

81 billionaire patron.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8rNrN)


The good ol' Vanity Press!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 05:06 PM (8gDQu)

82 64 How does the Weekly Standard stay in business?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)

--They're paywall, but they give free trials. Don't know if they still have the dead tree version anymore.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:06 PM (GsAUU)

83 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

Some (I say SOME) at the National Review are starting to realize this.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2017 05:06 PM (M06hO)

84
Keep in mind, the "weekly standard" can continue on forever with:

An internet connection, 1 Twitter Account, and just 1 jerkoff to make tweets.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:06 PM (vRoC8)

85 Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (GsAUU)



Prayers, logprof

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 05:06 PM (BoMuO)

86 Oh Billy, I just got my Spanx form Amazon come on up and take a look.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 15, 2017 05:07 PM (3BFzK)

87 logprof - I'll pray for your grandma.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 05:07 PM (lwiT4)

88 43 33 Posted by: prescient11 at December 15, 2017 04:59 PM (q+HNC)

It should be noted that Matt (In)Continetti did contract Fusion GPS for oppo research but they claim they did not hire them to fabricate it, and fired them early on.

Just for the record, for whatever it's worth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)



Of course they still don't want to admit which Republican Primary candidates they were paying Fusion GPS to get oppo research on. And which candidates they were not looking into.

For some reason I suspect little marco and please clap were not on the hit list.

Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2017 05:07 PM (lKs2v)

89 Slate or Weekly Standard?

Voxers or Queefs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

90 I love Weekly Standard for its Alabama values.

Posted by: Richard Shelby at December 15, 2017 05:08 PM (398bZ)

91 "He loves and supports law enforcement, except the ones trying to enforce the law on him" is so ungrammatical I'm going with Cloggenstein's Blog.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 15, 2017 05:08 PM (W/SyC)

92 69
I hate to dump this here now, but please pray from my grandmom.



She's my son's last living great-grandparent (and my last living
grandparent). My brother is going to visit her tomorrow and call me, but
we're not sure if she'll make the night (which is why I'm not waiting
for open thread). She's already had Last Rites.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (GsAUU)

****
Logprof
Prayer sent - ! I hope you are able to see her and be bedside - prayers to you and your family.

I lost my last great grandparent many years ago - I was lucky enough to know and loved her well before she passed.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:08 PM (Fb9aZ)

93 I miss the Weekly World News.

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2017 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)

94 wouldn't you love to see Krystol molested by Harvey and then Kevin

Posted by: Avi at December 15, 2017 05:09 PM (+Anjo)

95 Michael Mukasey made a great point on Lou Dobbs last night: Mueller is not investigating any crimes. His charter is to investigate "collusion" between Trump's campaign and Russia, and also Russian interference in the election. Collusion with Russia is not a crime.

Mueller's investigation is entirely political. It is designed only to embarrass the President. No one will go to jail for collusion.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 15, 2017 05:09 PM (ylUqT)

96 @RepAdamSchiff
Im increasingly worried Republicans will shut down the House Intelligence Committee investigation at the end of the month.

@TheLastRefuge2
his is codespeak for @RepAdamSchiff realizing hes under investigation (as a leaker) and the entire House Intelligence Committee, including all staff, are being monitored by the new joint FBI/DOJ task force.

@Thomas1774Paine
Schiff seems over nervous. Even for a rat.
Expect something big to happen involving Congress.
You can always tell by the rats.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:09 PM (y3aQB)

97 >>82 64 How does the Weekly Standard stay in business?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)

--They're paywall, but they give free trials. Don't know if they still have the dead tree version anymore.
-----
I see ace's response to the same question asked earlier.
-----
billionaire patron.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8rNrN)

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (r9UYA)

98 >>> Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (GsAUU)

Prayers and blessings to her and your family, logprof.

I don't regret not yet having kids. But by the time I do, there's a change my one surviving grandparent will be gone. She's doing pretty well but you never know. How do I pass on the legacy she left me in way that they will understand, if they never know her in this life? It's something I worry about.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (hvf9s)

99 She's already had Last Rites.
Posted by: logprof



:-(
So sorry to hear that. My condolences.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (GjTLE)

100 On the left all the little people in institutions are just there to follow the orders and preferences of those who are the great leaders. Thus to slam the leader is to slam the entire institution and all that are in it.

Trump is slamming the corrupt leaders of the Obama FBI, DOJ, IC institutions so of course a left leaning publication would consider that a slam on the whole of the collective-living-breathing-body that an institution is. A living creature much more than any little human could ever be.

Posted by: geoffb at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (zOpu5)

101 That you MAGA hat wearing mouth breathers would blindly support Trump as he goes on the attack against the institutions that defend this nation shows the obvious havoc that opiate and meth addiction wreaks across the shanty towns and trailer parks of the Deep South, Appalachia, and the Rust Belt of America! Stick to cleaning your assault weapons and leave the running of the nation to your betters!
Cheers!

Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (O5Q3r)

102 Heh. I just saw this at Zerohedge:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-15/what-we-learned-week

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (xjiRE)

103 Teen Vogue.

Weekly Standard and Slate wish they had the reach and attention of influencing real politik like Lauren Duca and her dick-biting click bait tweets do.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 15, 2017 05:11 PM (ce4vQ)

104 I hate to dump this here now, but please pray from my grandmom.

posted by: logprof
---
Of course logprof. Grammies are the best.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2017 05:11 PM (tr2D7)

105 Zman had a good article up the other day about these people. In his article he talked about the American Spectator. In a nutshell all these magazines and think tanks are a scam, just like the media. They're all funded by rich people so they can extol policies that valorize rich people. Most if not all of the people writing for these rags are paid shills for the elites. They make a pretty good living at it, too. Sitting around smelling each others' watercress farts while pumping out another article on Muh outsourcing or Muh hardworking illegal aliens.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:11 PM (4ErVI)

106 She's already had Last Rites.
Posted by: logprof

So sorry. Prayers sent.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 05:12 PM (r9UYA)

107 Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (O5Q3r)

Troll or Excellent parody?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2017 05:12 PM (M06hO)

108 It's twelve months of Jen Rubin in a thong and pasties."

You get 2 Yokos for that.

Keep it up, willya?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:12 PM (MINbv)

109 93 I miss the Weekly World News.
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2017 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)




You know, "Ed Anger", the WWN parody right-wing op-ed character, made more rational editorials than Billy Kristol now does. Or Kevin Williamson. Or a whole host of other phonies now unmasked.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:12 PM (ujg0T)

110 Prayers, logprof.

Rickl, how are you doing?

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:12 PM (OypIp)

111 Prayers for your family, logprof.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2017 05:13 PM (zLDYs)

112 I'm sorry about your grandmother, logprof.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 05:13 PM (xjiRE)

113 Sitting around smelling each others' watercress farts"

More watercress Mr Taggart?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:13 PM (MINbv)

114 Incongruity. I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 15, 2017 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

115 Prayers for you and your grandma logprof.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:14 PM (CNHr1)

116 Fine, thanks, Votermom's phone.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 05:14 PM (xjiRE)

117 Evening all

Snowing here in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:14 PM (SjImc)

118 So if I think Bow Bergdahl deserves to be shot am I against the military?

OT but Bill Kristol really does look like a pedophile. That's unfortunate for him.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (2DOZq)

119 "BREAKING: The FBI Has Released New Info About Loretta Lynch's Tarmac Meeting With Bill Clinton"

Redacted emails. Of course, gotta cover for the government sanctioned mafia.

FBI pissed about criminal meeting between Bill and Lynch on the tarmac.

Calls a local policeman a "security threat" because he talked to a reporter.

Al Capone is like WTF?

Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (n4tk6)

120 Prayer sent - ! I hope you are able to see her and be bedside - prayers to you and your family.

I lost my last great grandparent many years ago - I was lucky enough to know and loved her well before she passed.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:08 PM (Fb9aZ)

--Unfortunately, I can't make it. That's why I hope my brother can still see her alive tomorrow. My son has not seen her since he was 1.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (GsAUU)

121 Juan Williams, accused and proven sexual harasser at the Washington Post, in the '90's, is commenting on sexual harassment by others on The Five.

Posted by: redenzo at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (5wSNN)

122 No one give the answer in the comments for the first 60 responses or so. Just give your guesses (or, if you already know, refrain from answering).

29
Spoiler!

It's the Weekly Standard. Obviously. Like their role models at the New York Times, they are still incapable of reporting the "insurance policy" text.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 04:58 PM (vRoC

Not so good at following directions, I see.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

123 If this were the private sector, Trump would have fired the top 3 or 4 levels of FBI management by now.

Posted by: undocumented illegal Carl Sagan at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (e8kgV)

124 Prayers for logprof's grandma, and family naturally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (AM1GF)

125 National Review has never turned a profit, either, if memory serves.

So who is bankrolling it?

Answer: a billionaire patron.

You know, at least when we had Richard Mellon Scaife the dude really, REALLY hated those Clinton scumbags. His shills at least produced some entertaining reads. Chris Ruddy churned out a pretty entertaining book about Vince Foster, for instance.

These guys now? Fucking boring old bow ties with a pull the string hanging out of their backs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:15 PM (4ErVI)

126 Correction:

FBI pissed about criminal meeting BEING FOUND OUT ABOUT between Bill and Lynch on the tarmac.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (n4tk6)

127 11 assuming im not unique , and am not the only person to cancel the Standard, and it was always losing money anyway, how is it still publishing?
Posted by: Avi at December 15, 2017 04:55 PM (+Anjo)

If I'm funding Egg McMuffin, maybe I'm funding WS too...maybe.

https://tinyurl.com/yae4b93k

Posted by: Pierre Omidyar at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (a1WR4)

128 The Peoples Republic of New Jersey is supposed to get more snow than I got

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (aC6Sd)

129 If Mx Krystol and the rest of the NeverTrumpers were truly conservative, they'd be calling for some Republicans to resign from Congress because of ineptitude.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

Had to throw that in there.

Andrew Egger is just trying to get under someone's desk.

The establishment is living the good life and they don't want to rock the boat. Just arranging deck chairs on said boat.

Posted by: golfman at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (48QDY)

130 All of my great grandparents were dead before I was born.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (miAtr)

131 105 Zman had a good article up the other day about these people. In his article he talked about the American Spectator. In a nutshell all these magazines and think tanks are a scam, just like the media. They're all funded by rich people so they can extol policies that valorize rich people. Most if not all of the people writing for these rags are paid shills for the elites. They make a pretty good living at it, too. Sitting around smelling each others' watercress farts while pumping out another article on Muh outsourcing or Muh hardworking illegal aliens.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:11 PM (4ErVI)



In fairness, aren't the American Spectator people showing themselves far better, or at least far more savvy, than the Globalist Bubble people of the Weakly Standard or the No Longer National Review? I am reading pro-Trump writing in the Spectator.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

132 109 93 I miss the Weekly World News.
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2017 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)



You know, "Ed Anger", the WWN parody right-wing op-ed character, made more rational editorials than Billy Kristol now does. Or Kevin Williamson. Or a whole host of other phonies now unmasked.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:12 PM (ujg0T)


--Doesn't WWN still have its website?

Yeah, not as fun as seeing it in the checkout line.

I think Batboy picked Hillary! though, so I lost all respect for that rag.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (GsAUU)

133 safer years of not listening to radio, i've been listening to npr. they've had some interesting programming, fascinating narratives such as the musician on a cruise ship who saved hundreds of passengers as it sank and the crew abandoned ship. but the news is just relentlessly left. they just had 2 commentators discussing the tax bill, both denouncing it unfair, negative on the deficit and showing no economic growth. 1 was a leftist from a think tank, the other ...
david brooks. of course.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (Pg+x7)

134 Sleeting in dc. And way too cold for my spoiled self.

Posted by: nckate at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (Zph5v)

135 Nice election you got there.
Maybe youse need an insurance policy should sumpin happen to it.

Posted by: Federal Bureau of Invetigazioni & Olive Oil Import Co. at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (W/SyC)

136 Sorry logprof. That sucks.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (ujg0T)

137 64
How does the Weekly Standard stay in business?


Via their prostitution and extortion side businesses.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (4e+hS)

138

Losing all your grandmas and grandpas is like losing your childhood.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (vRoC8)

139 Back from watching Episode 8. I was underwhelmed.

Perhaps 3D would have been better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

140 It's an optical illusion:They're both the same.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at December 15, 2017 05:18 PM (UFgOG)

141 The Peoples Republic of New Jersey is supposed to get more snow than I got
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (aC6Sd)

I feel sorry for the Sailors in our NYC Unit that have to run their PRTs this weekend if it does not warm up. Sucks to be them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:18 PM (SjImc)

142 ... the "conservative" david brooks. of course.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 15, 2017 05:18 PM (Pg+x7)

143 Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (GsAUU)

IMO, nobody should ever feel that they need to apologize for posting prayer requests in whatever thread they post them in.

May your Grandmother feel the love, peace and presence of the Lord escorting to the next step in her journey into the eternal kingdom. May the Holy Spirit surround you and the rest of her family with strength and deep spiritual comfort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2017 05:18 PM (8+Ozj)

144 Juan is babbling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:18 PM (SjImc)

145 Which of those sites is not owned by the Russians? That's the one that I choose.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2017 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)

146 130 All of my great grandparents were dead before I was born.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (miAtr)

--She was the only one alive when my littl'un was born.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:19 PM (GsAUU)

147 Juan is babbling

Wow. That's different...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 15, 2017 05:19 PM (O5Q3r)

148 Weekly Standard's cruises are simply fabulous fun, Trey. I thought I'd just die when Bill Kristol played "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" on his ukelele. In a grass skirt! A grass skirt--can you imagine it?

Posted by: Margaret Cornish-Leatherwood at December 15, 2017 05:19 PM (398bZ)

149 Juan is babbling

Wow. That's different...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 15, 2017 05:19 PM (O5Q3r)

Yeah I keep that on my "Copy Past" page

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:20 PM (SjImc)

150 I never met my grandparents.
Now that my hair is gray I'm thinking of starting a rent-a-grandma business.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:20 PM (OypIp)

151 I was lucky to know all of my grandparents, but only one of my grands, Great Grandma Katie. She was a little odd, but it still amazes me to realize that she was born in 1884, and yet I still was able to get to know her, and hear her stories. The changes she saw during her life!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:21 PM (k1TUh)

152 146>>>

I've got one grandparent left, he's 89 now. His father was born in 1860.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:22 PM (miAtr)

153 A lot of the NeverTrump Conservatives were never really conservative, they were like the HaAvoda Party in Israel where you have a very liberal domestic liberal platform but mostly hawkish on military matters.

So as long as the Republicans were NeoCons fighting every stupid war in the middle East, they got support form these people like Kristol. Once that was gone, they let their mask slip.

Posted by: Apache at December 15, 2017 05:22 PM (uc45P)

154 I must admit that the invisible font thing was well done, Mr. O'Spades, but it did not fool us in the least! Better luck next time!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (O5Q3r)

155 150 I never met my grandparents.
Now that my hair is gray I'm thinking of starting a rent-a-grandma business.
Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:20 PM (OypIp)

--Heh.

I remember an Opus cartoon where Opus feels dirty and guilty while making a call, but instead of a prostitute he rents a mom for a day.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (GsAUU)

156 1 was a leftist from a think tank, the other ...
david brooks. of course.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 15, 2017 05:17 PM (Pg+x7)

David Brooks. NPR's voice from the right.

Earlier had him balanced with some twit from The Young Turks.

*re-ran Election Night Vid through my mind while she babbled*

Posted by: golfman at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (48QDY)

157 Losing all your grandmas and grandpas is like losing your childhood.

Yep, and lost my last parent a couple years ago. Kinda weird but the holidays don't do much for me anymore.

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (nisXv)

158 Losing all your grandmas and grandpas is like losing your childhood.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer



Exactly. That's when you know shit just got real and no matter what, there's no going back.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (GjTLE)

159 I'm sure glad that Net Neutrality is squashed. Maybe now I'll be able to " scroll over and hold", like in the good ol' days.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (EaQ6/)

160 These guys now? Fucking boring old bow ties with a pull the string hanging out of their backs.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
---
Dack, that ain't their backs the string is hanging out of.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (tr2D7)

161 In fairness, aren't the American Spectator people showing themselves far better, or at least far more savvy, than the Globalist Bubble people of the Weakly Standard or the No Longer National Review? I am reading pro-Trump writing in the Spectator.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

Not sure as I don't read that stuff anymore. I don't read books written by "conservatives" either because nothing comes of it. They're just lining their pockets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (4ErVI)

162 I never knew my grandpa on either side. Both died before I was born. No one knows anything about my moms mom because she abandoned my mom and her little brother when mom was 7 years old. My dads mom, who we called Memere, lived to the ripe age of 100. I got to go and celebrate that birthday with her. But I didn't really know her well. My dad had already passed and I remember going into her room to say hello and had to tell her "it's me Memere, Julie, Ray's daughter. She started bawling. "my baby,Ray... why did God take him from me?".. Good Lord I felt awful. She stuck like glue to me the rest of the day.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (CNHr1)

163 My mom was 16 when she had me, so my great-grandparents were around for quite some time. I think I was 25 when my last great-grandmother died.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (lwiT4)

164 Now that my hair is gray I'm thinking of starting a rent-a-grandma business.



Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:20 PM (OypIp)
That's what I want, too! I did see something about foster grandparents before I bailed from CA and I need to dig into it further. I don't need rent, just be happy to hang out with some kids once in a while, maybe buy em some cheap shit from the Dollar Tree.

Posted by: Peaches at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (14URa)

165 http://bit.ly/2zfWmuU

Did Donald Trump Jr. Just Indirectly Confirm Reince Priebus Was Fired For Leaking?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (y3aQB)

166 Did Donald Trump Jr. Just Indirectly Confirm Reince Priebus Was Fired For Leaking? -GP

Sounds like he did. I always knew it was that rat bastard.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

167 they just had 2 commentators discussing the tax bill"

Neither of whom actually seemed to know what was in said bill... sad, really.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (p09tx)

168 Losing all your grandmas and grandpas is like losing your childhood.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer



Exactly. That's when you know shit just got real and no matter what, there's no going back.

Losing Both Parents is even worse

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:25 PM (y3aQB)

169
Yeah, because no matter how old you are, you ALWAYS feel like a little kid (inside) when you're with your grandmas and grandpas.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:25 PM (vRoC8)

170 Does David Brooks have anybody who respects him? Liberals see him as a conservative and conservatives see him as David Brooks -poor thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 05:25 PM (TisfY)

171 Hmmm. Got a new hash, I see.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:25 PM (p09tx)

172 65
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:02 PM (Fb9aZ)



Damn!!! You beat me by |--| that much.



Good job.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8gDQu)

**
Hehe. Sorry to step on you like that - let's file it under "great minds think alike, and at almost exactly the same time!"
By the way - the extreme asininity of not being able to understand that you can be supportive of local and state police and also point out the FBI has become a hyper partisan, useless and incompetent bunch of pencil pushing "Washington Babbitts" - is breathtaking
OH sorry CBD - didn't chime in earlier - but I disagreed with your anti-police post of the other day. The vast majority of police ( and I have known a great deal of them and, full disclosure, represented members of one police force that shall remain nameless as the PD was a client of a firm I worked for - good times,. good times) are trying to do good and are very professional at what they do. It varies from force to force about overall levels of professionalism - but, on the whole, they do good. Are there bad ones? Yes. Are the police, generally, overly militarized? yes. (Why? because our federal government is not doing fa good job of ensuring our borders are secured and that we are protected from terrorism, so they have to be.) Is there a lot we could do to make them better? yes, of course. Will there still be bad police forces here and there and some really corrupt cops? yes. I chalked up your, shall we say, over-the-top post to the horrific video of that shooting - which we all agree was wrong and should have led to very severe repercussions to the particular office in question.I dont think any name calling was due for it even though I disagreed. And I agree civilians have ever right to look at and judge the actions of their civil police force - which is NOT and never should BE a military unit.
And nor is the idea of a national police force in ANY WAY a good idea - and it is certainly not a conservative idea - and the fact that the Weekly Standard thinks that the FBI is one is, frankly, scary. What on earth do leftists think?


Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:26 PM (Fb9aZ)

173 165 http://bit.ly/2zfWmuU

Did Donald Trump Jr. Just Indirectly Confirm Reince Priebus Was Fired For Leaking?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (y3aQB)

To be fair Reince wasn't wearing his anal tampon that day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:26 PM (4ErVI)

174 170
Does David Brooks have anybody who respects him? Liberals see him as a
conservative and conservatives see him as David Brooks -poor thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 05:25 PM (TisfY)
***
I'd rather not see him at all

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 15, 2017 05:27 PM (Fb9aZ)

175 Funny how they turned out. That smart and savvy publishing magnate must have concluded that there's just not enough liberal rags out there.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 15, 2017 05:27 PM (7PllL)

176 What on earth do leftists think?"

Thinking? That's rayciss.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:27 PM (p09tx)

177 pretty obvious that the constant leaks stopped the day that Rince got the boot.

what a disgusting little shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:28 PM (k1TUh)

178 Lemme see what my grandma qualifications are:

I can crochet
I can bake ok
I can overfeed you
I can fuss and tell you to put a jacket / coat on
Most importantly I can oooh and ahh proudly over your accomplishments

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:28 PM (OypIp)

179 I think Batboy picked Hillary! though, so I lost all respect for that rag.

Professional courtesy.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Turgid Mangina at December 15, 2017 05:28 PM (oVJmc)

180 157 Losing all your grandmas and grandpas is like losing your childhood.

Yep, and lost my last parent a couple years ago. Kinda weird but the holidays don't do much for me anymore.
Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (nisXv)

--My first grandparent to pass away was my mom's dad, when I was 7. It was also between Thanksgiving and Christmas. And my parents divorced earlier that year. Still the crappiest year of my life so far, all told.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:28 PM (GsAUU)

181 Yeah, because no matter how old you are, you ALWAYS feel like a little kid (inside) when you're with your grandmas and grandpas.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:25 PM (vRoC
All my grandparents have been gone for decades now but not a day passes that I don't miss my grandmas. My one grampa was a bit of a groper and the other one, well, when I was in 1st grade he drove his car by me walking home from school and said, "hey, little girl, want a ride?" Took a moment to realize it was him (he wasn't local, I didn't know they were visiting). So, yeah, my grandmas, they were the best.

Posted by: Peaches at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (14URa)

182 For Uncle Palp:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger/6916/ed-anger-says-i-hate-the-irish/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (qJtVm)

183 24,651.74 +143.08 (+0.58%)


MAGA

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

184 165 http://bit.ly/2zfWmuU

Did Donald Trump Jr. Just Indirectly Confirm Reince Priebus Was Fired For Leaking?
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:24 PM (y3aQB)



The leaks from the White House did seem to dry up right around the time that Priebus and his underling were fired.

Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (lKs2v)

185 178 : Can you tell me what a disappointment I am?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (miAtr)

186 Exactly. That's when you know shit just got real and no matter what, there's no going back.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:23 PM (GjTLE)

Before my son went to college, I told him that you'll never go home again.

Momma didn't like that too well.

Posted by: golfman at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (48QDY)

187 I just made a fabulous risotto and a baked acorn squash. One of the best pairings in all of things to eat.

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (4u7kU)

188 Now that my hair is gray I'm thinking of starting a rent-a-grandma business.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:20 PM (OypIp)

Payment will be in hugs and kid kisses.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (M06hO)

189 I saw Watercress Farts open for Earth Wind and Fire at the Garden in '98.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Turgid Mangina at December 15, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

190 When we reach 70 years or so,
we will be the next to go.
As we remember those before,
so others'll do when we're no more.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2017 05:30 PM (zLDYs)

191 Now that my hair is gray I'm thinking of starting a rent-a-grandma business.
---
I was lucky - I had all four of my grandparents into my 40s.

There are about eight kids under 5 that play every day in my yard, driveway and trees. I'm damn lucky. My grandkids are close but I sure don't see them everyday. I love those little shits - they are loud, dirty and have the energy of madmen. The occasional stomped flower or finding the kids knee deep in the fish pond trying to catch them is a small price to pay.

I'd hate to live in a place that only had guys/gals my age. How boring.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2017 05:30 PM (tr2D7)

192 I only had one set of grandparents,my moms parents.Dad's were dead before I was born.Grandfather died in the early nineties and my grandmother died a few months before my mother....

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:30 PM (LiyEm)

193 "176 What on earth do leftists think?" "

Today, I was in the truck, listening to Sirius, and the DJ said some listeners had been calling her and telling her that the internet had a different "vibe" today now that net neutrality had been repealed, and they were all upset about it. I could tell she was trying not to offend anyone, but wanted to laugh about it.

So that's one thing that leftists think - that the internet is magic, and that somehow Trump has disturbed the Mystical Vortex that makes the Magical Internets work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (k1TUh)

194 Ashley Judd blackballed?

Nah...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (p09tx)

195 Bill kristol furiously masturbating with his James Comey dildo and Bill and Hillary Clinton matching doll set.
..............

...next to his Barack Obama Seal Team 6 action figure.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

196 Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM

Prayers for your grandmother and for your family, logprof.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (p+Wdc)

197 I was fortunate enough to live with my grandparents in NYC (Bronx) for a month when I moved to NY to try and find a job in advertising after college. Before that , I saw them once every 6 or 7 years on vacation. They passed 2 and 5 years after.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

198 I basically never knew my grandparents but grandparents seemed different then than they do today.
My mom's father traded the family cow for a package of cigarettes. He was a bit of a neer do well.
The only thing I remember is that he drank his coffee out of the saucer.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (TisfY)

199 178
Lemme see what my grandma qualifications are:



I can crochet

I can bake ok

I can overfeed you

I can fuss and tell you to put a jacket / coat on

Most importantly I can oooh and ahh proudly over your accomplishments

Do you have Kleenex stuffed in one of the sleeves of your sweater and lint covered candy in it's pockets?

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (nisXv)

200 Mystical Vortex that makes the Magical Internets work"

Pyramid power?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:32 PM (p09tx)

201 All this great grandparent talk has me playing Randy Travis He Walked On Water
I only knew 1 great grandma and 1 great aunt. Both old German hausfraus who were magic in the kitchen.

Posted by: Downcast at December 15, 2017 05:32 PM (mIxct)

202 Losing Both Parents is even worse
Posted by: MISH McConnell


Yeah. Dad in 2007. Mom this past January. Gonna be the first Christmas without them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:32 PM (GjTLE)

203 I'd hate to live in a place that only had guys/gals my age. How boring.

Posted by: Tonypete


The Villages in Florida is an enormous "senior" community, and has very high STD rates. Apparently, they've found things to do.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (LAe3v)

204 200>>>

Algorium

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (miAtr)

205 Well, my new hash says "tx", and I'm in Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (p09tx)

206 'npr. they've had some interesting programming, '

The worst thing about NPR is the insufferably snottish speach mannerisms of the hosts, content aside.

I have developed a Kramer seizure-like response if exposed to it.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (ALDN3)

207 I had my grandmothers into my 30s and my great-grandmother into my early 20s. They were wonderful each in their own way. Both of my grandfathers died the year I was born.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (eIQHF)

208 Come to AOSHQ and have a butterscotch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (4ErVI)

209 I was raised by my German grandparents on a farm in east TX. Could never ask for a more rewarding experience.

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (4u7kU)

210 Algorium"

Crystals?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (p09tx)

211 Do you have Kleenex stuffed in one of the sleeves of your sweater and lint covered candy in it's pockets?


Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (nisXv)
=====================

Oh! Oh! I know this one !!

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

212 185 178 : Can you tell me what a disappointment I am?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (miAtr

Oh hush, Hikaru, that's just your no-account dad/mom speaking! You don't pay them no never mind, you hear?
You're going to do great, I just know it.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (OypIp)

213 Better than this, there's a link at whatfinger for a compilation called "Trump Broke CNN".
Somewhere in the middle is video of a Trump rally where the crowd is enthusiastically chanting, "CNN sucks!"

That just made my day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (+lVUW)

214 >>There are about eight kids under 5 that play every day in my yard, driveway and trees. I'm damn lucky


I'd feel luckier if the 6-7 kids my neighbor has running around were eaten by wolves.

Different Strokes.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (8bEU0)

215 Lots of misinformation about the proposed corporate tax rate. Not only does the US have the highest corporate tax rates, we purport to tax all income from anywhere, which no other country does. For foreign earnings the tax only applies when the earnings get repatriated to the US, so a lot of earnings just stays overseas.

The net net is that a lot of earnings never come back, but instead get reinvested abroad -- not in the US -- and many companies that have lots of intellectual property do the Double Irish and have effective tax rates far below the rack rate of 35%. I'm looking at you google.

Fixing a few things like this is critical to bringing real jobs back to the US. So it's a Jobs Bill, not a Tax Cut for Trump's Billionaire Friends.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (cAXIk)

216 Our days may come to seventy years,
or eighty, if our strength endures;
yet the best of them are but trouble and sorrow,
for they quickly pass, and we fly away.

--Psalm 90:10

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (GsAUU)

217 209
I was raised by my German grandparents on a farm in east TX. Could never ask for a more rewarding experience.

Posted by: sofa saver


Were you ever recruited to invade Louisiana?

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

218 205 Well, my new hash says "tx", and I'm in Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (p09tx)

Thought about moving back to TX but have no idea where I would land

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (4u7kU)

219
Do you have Kleenex stuffed in one of the sleeves of your sweater and lint covered candy in it's pockets?
Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2017 05:31 PM (nisXv)


Yes on the kleenex

Have to stock up on the candy

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (OypIp)

220 I'm an awesome reader of stories but all the grandkids can read now so I'm out of a job.
And one of the stepsons doesn't value my presence in the lives of his children

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (TisfY)

221 Invisible fonts are included in the AOSHQ plantinum membership.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (/HC6x)

222 Broooks went over to the dark side earlier, but think of all of the 'influential conservatives' that have now been unmasked and outed in the age of Trump:
*Billy Kristol
*George Will
*Virtually the entire staff at NRO

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (ALDN3)

223 Our days may come to seventy years,

or eighty, if our strength endures;

yet the best of them are but trouble and sorrow,

for they quickly pass, and we fly away.



--Psalm 90:10

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:34 PM (GsAUU)
===================

Ain't it the truth.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (lwiT4)

224 I was done with TWS when they were running those anti-Catholic ads about a year ago. I hung on to NR for a little while longer -- getting rid of Mark Steyn was a major strike against them. Then, the way Rich Lowry virtue-signalled over kick out Derbyshire made me want to puke. Williamson's holier-than-thou attitude is a constant thorn in my side. And then the Against Trump "non-binary" BS. When Trump won and they couldn't muster anything more than nail-bitingly cautious enthusiasm, I was done.

On the bright side, I'm happy to let those thumb-twiddling assholes hang on to the label "Conservative". Hell, they've spent decades hollowing it out of any real meaning, so they can keep the empty shell.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:36 PM (q6jjE)

225 No lint covered candy but I've been stuffing kleenex in my sleeve for years.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:36 PM (CNHr1)

226 Ashly Hudd wasn't blackballed,she lost her looks and became a shrieking harridan...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:36 PM (LiyEm)

227 183 24,651.74 +143.08 (+0.58%)


MAGA
Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at December 15, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)


Woot! I guess the economy didn't actually collapse, like a Hillary, after she was whumped.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (EaQ6/)

228 And one of the stepsons doesn't value my presence in the lives of his children



Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 05:35 PM (TisfY)
========================

That's ridiculous, and a darn shame.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (lwiT4)

229 >>Ashly Hudd wasn't blackballed,she lost her looks and became a shrieking harridan.


Good thing Trump put Ben Carson in charge of her.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (8bEU0)

230 208 Come to AOSHQ and have a butterscotch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:33 PM (4ErVI)


I'd up that to buttered rum. But YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (7UW64)

231 The
days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of
strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and
sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.


That's really beautiful. I'd never heard it before. Here's the KJ version, which I prefer, because KJ.

The
days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of
strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and
sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

232 My maternal Grams drove a '68 Mustang and taught me how to dance the Charleston and the Black Bottom.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (qJtVm)

233 Sometimes I even stuff it in my bra.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (CNHr1)

234 Thought about moving back to TX but have no idea where I would land.

It's a big landing zone. I'm partial to the coastal plain and east TX.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (eIQHF)

235 "My dads mom, who we called Memere,"

French or Cajun background? Sounds a lot like "Ma Mere",
french for "My mother".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (k1TUh)

236 Yes on the kleenex



Have to stock up on the candy

You'll be awesome then. I always liked the hard candy disks that had powdered sugar on them. The lint is just a little something extra.

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (nisXv)

237 215: exactly. the lower corporate tax rate and repatriation of money will be a terrific stimulus. for brooks, et al, to say there will be no effect on growth is absurd.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (Pg+x7)

238 Pretty sure Ashley has been blackballed. By the entire Kentucky basketball program over the years.

Posted by: nckate at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (Zph5v)

239 Eris.. she sounds awesome!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (CNHr1)

240 Sorry for your loss, logprof. with love.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (CXrpl)

241 Apologies to ace and other bloggers but political pundits are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (2DOZq)

242 Tom, my dad was French Canadian.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (CNHr1)

243 My sis went to Tulane Med school and I would go down in the summers to do " reconnaissance" . Horny 15 yo farm boys are the best when it comes to that

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (4u7kU)

244 Whoops, it's the same. I was looking at a modern translation when I found it.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

245 226 Ashly Hudd wasn't blackballed,she lost her looks and became a shrieking harridan...
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:36 PM (LiyEm)

--Stefan Molyneux put up and interview with Michelle Malkin yesterday wherein she actually said "pink pussy-hatted adolescents." It was so funny to hear her say that, since she never uses that language in her columns.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (GsAUU)

246 I think I mentioned my one grandmother always had a bowl of lemon drops on her table. More often than not they tasted like dust. That only lasted for about thirty seconds though. Then the lemon came through.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

247

Mamere is french-canadian, yes?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (vRoC8)

248 Chad Pergram
Colleague Jake Gibson rpts DoJ official Bruce Ohr to meet w/the Senate Intel Cmte Monday. He was demoted recently from his job after it was revealed he had mtgs w/Fusion GPS officials. His wife, Nellie Ohr worked there


More Shit Hitting Fan

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (y3aQB)

249 Just think how the media would be describing the economy if Obama was still in office.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (/HC6x)

250 Ha,Ashley Hudd....

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (LiyEm)

251
and Papere

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:40 PM (vRoC8)

252 In any case, I never liked the word "conservative" -- it was too dependent upon other meanings, like the word "moderate". So it can keep shifting under your feet.

I'm more happy to call myself a "Social Traditionalist"

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:40 PM (q6jjE)

253 Just when I was wondering if PervNado was over

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/
2017/12/15/kansas-democrat-andrea
-ramsey-drops-out-house-race-over-
2005-harassment-suit.html

And the guy is named Gary Funkhouser ? 11ty?

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2017 05:40 PM (FhXTo)

254 Sometimes I even stuff (kleenex) in my bra.

Go on . . .

Posted by: roy moore at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (6FqZa)

255 I always remember the early days of the Washington Times, back when newspapers were still a thing.

It had a massive op-ed section that I would read in its entirety every day while at the leftist hive of UMCP.

An incredible array of great conservative writers and thinkers.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (ALDN3)

256 The leaks from the White House did seem to dry up right around the time that Priebus and his underling were fired.
Posted by: buzzion


++++++++

More Priebus, but Bannon also

Posted by: Apache at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (uc45P)

257 Ajit Pai's full remarks on NN at CTH are worth the read, in full, if you want to be educated on what NN is and isn't. It's rare that I applaud a government agency. I give them kudos for a clear, level-headed decision, here.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (Dp6qK)

258 I have a very vague memory, when my mom and dad were still married, I was about 5 or 6 maybe and visiting my grandma on her farm. She had big barn and a cat had just had kittens. I was enthralled!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (CNHr1)

259 I'm more happy to call myself a "Social Traditionalist"

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:40 PM (q6jjE)

Tradcon is a bit better than conservative. It signals something went wrong with the latter.

I'm a nationalist. Tradcon nationalist? I haven't really thought about what I'd call myself, actually.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

260 Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:36 PM (q6jjE)

--Actually, NR dumped Derb before Steyn, but I get your point.

Coulter, Derb, and Steyn: all the truth-tellers are gone from NR, so I have not read them since.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (GsAUU)

261 It's a big landing zone. I'm partial to the coastal plain and east TX.
Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2017 05:38 PM (eIQHF)

I was raise in Yantis. Sulphur Springs was the big town

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (4u7kU)

262 --Stefan Molyneux put up and interview with Michelle Malkin yesterday wherein she actually said "pink pussy-hatted adolescents." It was so funny to hear her say that, since she never uses that language in her columns.
Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:39 PM (GsAUU)



Now there is an Asian American lady I wish I had met at university. Where was she when I needed her at Berkeley? Well, duh, the answer is at Oberlin, 2000 miles to the east, but anyway.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (ujg0T)

263 "Thought about moving back to TX but have no idea where I would land"

well if you're going to work you go to where the job is; I'm in East Texas and find it very nice. Central Texas is nice too. Of all the big cities, Fort Worth is by far my favorite, I get over there fairly often. Quite different than Dallas, even though they're close. Austin and Houston - meh. overcrowded anthills. San Antonio has a lot of charms, even if English is a second language there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (k1TUh)

264 OT but Drudge has a photo of Roseanne Barr that looks like a prettier Ashley Judd. That just aint right.

Posted by: Downcast at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (mIxct)

265 252

In any case, I never liked the word "conservative" -- it was too dependent upon other meanings, like the word "moderate". So it can keep shifting under your feet.

I'm more happy to call myself a "Social Traditionalist"
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:40 PM (q6jjE)

Pigeonholing people..... kind of an easy way out... great way for Mass Media to roll though.

Posted by: kraken at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (zSVEm)

266 >>And the guy is named Gary Funkhouser ?


She was looking to get Funked.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (8bEU0)

267 Fred Flintstone works for Slate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (IqV8l)

268 Thought about moving back to TX but have no idea where I would land
Posted by: sofa saver


NNE Texas.
As others have said, it's a big landing area.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:43 PM (GjTLE)

269 Steyn quit,I believe it was because NR didn't support him in his fight with Mann and the lawyers just wanted him to settle....

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 05:43 PM (LiyEm)

270 I spent a lot of time with my mom's parents, my dad side grandfather died when my dad was a young teenager. But my dad's grandmother lived to be 106. Grandparents are the best.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 05:43 PM (aC6Sd)

271 Heh, Eris, my maternal grandmother taught me how to play bourre and to jitterbug.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2017 05:43 PM (eIQHF)

272 268
Thought about moving back to TX but have no idea where I would land
Posted by: sofa saver


NNE Texas.
As others have said, it's a big landing area.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:43 PM (GjTLE)

Tornado Alley?

Posted by: kraken at December 15, 2017 05:43 PM (zSVEm)

273 It had a massive op-ed section that I would read in its entirety every day while at the leftist hive of UMCP.

Posted by: harry lime


A liberal college town, in Maryland? Shut up!

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2017 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

274 'the answer is at Oberlin'

Michelle Malkin got there a year after I left.

She must have felt even more like living in an alien world than I did. Oberlin has to be experienced to be believed.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:44 PM (ALDN3)

275 I'd hate to live in a place that only had guys/gals my age. How boring.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2017 05:30 PM (tr2D7)
Love that, Tonypete. You're a lucky man.

Posted by: Peaches at December 15, 2017 05:44 PM (14URa)

276 This just in......

Everything Obama did was good and noble.
Everything Trump has done or is doing is pure fucking evil.

Posted by: This is CNN at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (3BFzK)

277 Well, my favorite is how everyone who is anyone is just so Concerned about OMG The Deficit lately. It's like they've all forgotten that we can just mint a few dozen trillion dollar coins out of platinum and it'll all be okay.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (XvTYo)

278 "I was raise in Yantis. Sulphur Springs was the big town"

Yantis! Back in my oilfield days I actually worked on a couple gas wells there, so I really can say I've been there. Yantis truly is a one intersection town!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (k1TUh)

279

My grandma taught me how to make cave paintings.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (vRoC8)

280 Yeah. Dad in 2007. Mom this past January. Gonna be the first Christmas without them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 05:32 P


Word. This has been the first holiday season without the dad. It just doesn't feel right.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (p+Wdc)

281 259
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

I get what you mean, but I'd just as soon jettison the word "conservative" altogether since it's been utterly demonized by generations of Leftist Pavlovian brainwashing at this point.

In fact, it might be a more useful strategy to make them own it and then turn their own tools against them in a Trump-like manner.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (q6jjE)

282 274 'the answer is at Oberlin'

Michelle Malkin got there a year after I left.

She must have felt even more like living in an alien world than I did. Oberlin has to be experienced to be believed.
Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:44 PM (ALDN3)



At least I paid much less for in-state tuition. So there is that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (ujg0T)

283 Sorry about your grandma, logprof. I never had deep conversations with my gram on dad's side, she didn't speak English.

My Texan grandma on mom's side was so wise. I could ask her a thorny question and she would consider it for a moment and then answer with what seemed like almost a non-sequitur but not quite. So, I'd wander off. About 30 minutes later I would suddenly realize she had said something very profound.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (3myMJ)

284 'A liberal college town,'

College Park long since ceased to be a town, as it has been consumed by the urban sprawl of D.C.

You can find a few conservative profs there, but not many. Mostly in engineering which the libs can't handle.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (ALDN3)

285 days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of
strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and
sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
Posted by: pep at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

I've always found that verse interesting especially because it's more or less in line with modern average life expectancy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

286 The Weekly Standard sounds like my kind of magazine.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Battleboro, VT at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (gfU6H)

287 . Oberlin has to be experienced to be believed.
Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:44 PM (ALDN3)

I got laid at Oberlin back in the day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (SjImc)

288

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Traditionalists

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2017 05:46 PM (IqV8l)

289 What ever happened to the good ol' fashioned hanging chad. Now all we get is wall-to-wall Russians! Next time around they will probably blame Skynet, or some other AI, or pretty much anything else that hasn't been regulated to death. As I get older, I miss the hanging chad more and more for it's simple elegance.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2017 05:46 PM (EaQ6/)

290 Now there is an Asian American lady I wish I had met at university. Where was she when I needed her at Berkeley? Well, duh, the answer is at Oberlin, 2000 miles to the east, but anyway.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (ujg0T)

--You gotta believe she's cray cray in bed.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:46 PM (GsAUU)

291 287 . Oberlin has to be experienced to be believed.
Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:44 PM (ALDN3)

I got laid at Oberlin back in the day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (SjImc)

Rapist!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 15, 2017 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

292 the answer is in code in the cookbook?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 15, 2017 05:47 PM (xFBfz)

293 Counter-revolutionary, m'self.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

294 'Steyn quit,I believe it was because NR didn't support him in his fight with Mann and the lawyers just wanted him to settle....'

What I'd still like to know is what happened to Steyn's show on CRTV. I've heard several different versions.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:47 PM (ALDN3)

295 I got laid at Oberlin back in the day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM


And thus was a young NGU exposed to Rule 1 about not sticking your dick in crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2017 05:47 PM (p+Wdc)

296 257 Ajit Pai's full remarks on NN at CTH are worth the read, in full, if you want to be educated on what NN is and isn't. It's rare that I applaud a government agency. I give them kudos for a clear, level-headed decision, here.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at December 15, 2017 05:41 PM (Dp6qK)

Nice I'll give it a look after I heat up my macaroni.

I never could make heads or tails of this issue because EVERYONE seemed like a shill.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 15, 2017 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

297 One of Devo's best songs was "Just a Girl"

She's just a girl, just a girl. The girl you want.

Explained the unexplainable for me in high school.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 15, 2017 05:48 PM (3BFzK)

298 'I got laid at Oberlin back in the day'

Man, I hope it was a townie, because the chicks at Oberlin make Ruth Bader Ginsberg look hot.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:48 PM (ALDN3)

299 229 >>Ashly Hudd wasn't blackballed,she lost her looks and became a shrieking harridan.


Good thing Trump put Ben Carson in charge of her.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 05:37 PM (8bEU0)

She's a no go zone. Like crazy town.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 15, 2017 05:48 PM (Dp6qK)

300 Nood - soon to be missing persons

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 05:48 PM (fA1SL)

301 Sonobi is revealing part of the white text.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2017 05:49 PM (gfU6H)

302 260,269:

Ok, I admit to being fuzzy on remember the details and timelines, but the overall trend is clear - NR's staff preferred to be invited to their Liberal friends' cocktail parties than run a magazine with interesting and occasionally uncomfortable views.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2017 05:49 PM (q6jjE)

303 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2017 05:49 PM (j+dfT)

304 Just saw that Michael Bloomberg hates this tax bill.

Okay, that's good enough for me, even with flaws I'm for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:49 PM (k1TUh)

305 264 OT but Drudge has a photo of Roseanne Barr that looks like a prettier Ashley Judd. That just aint right.
Posted by: Downcast at December 15, 2017 05:42 PM (mIxct)

Rosanne is a hoot on twitter.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 05:50 PM (dab45)

306 White text is a symbol of oppression and white supremacy.

Posted by: SJW at December 15, 2017 05:50 PM (gfU6H)

307 Texas is a good place to live except the urban areas, especially Houston, Austin, DFW, El Paso, San Antonio, etc. I find that ETEX suits my needs perfectly.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2017 05:50 PM (zLDYs)

308
One of Devo's best songs was "Just a Girl"

She's just a girl, just a girl. The girl you want.


That's "Girl U Want"

https://youtu.be/g4-2onb62y8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2017 05:51 PM (IqV8l)

309 284 'A liberal college town,'

College Park long since ceased to be a town, as it has been consumed by the urban sprawl of D.C.

You can find a few conservative profs there, but not many. Mostly in engineering which the libs can't handle.
Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (ALDN3)

--I knew one outspoken conservative prof in the B School when I was there. Another, Peter Morici, actually worked in the Clinton Administration, so he was Democrat but not a raging socialist.

And yup, CP is just a DC 'Burb; it even has a Metro stop. I still remember how horrible the traffic on Route 1 was when the IKEA opened.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:51 PM (GsAUU)

310 I hate the tax bill because I "care"

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at December 15, 2017 05:52 PM (gfU6H)

311 I'll fly away, oh glory

I'll fly away (in the morning)

https://tinyurl.com/y86s4qwv

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 05:53 PM (CXrpl)

312 'I still remember how horrible the traffic on Route 1 was when the IKEA opened.'

I remember it well. I left about two years later and have never set foot in that place again.

Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:54 PM (ALDN3)

313 Sock off!

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2017 05:54 PM (gfU6H)

314 Yantis! Back in my oilfield days I actually worked on a couple gas wells there, so I really can say I've been there. Yantis truly is a one intersection town!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (k1TUh)

At the intersection stood a large building that held my grandfather's cucumber sizer. One of my jobs as young sprout was dumping the cucumbers into the sizer. Going to Canton on first Mondays was where I got the idea of becoming an antique dealer. I could not have ask for a better childhood, notwithstanding having a Marine lifer for a father and no mother.

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:56 PM (4u7kU)

315 307 Texas is a good place to live except the urban areas, especially Houston, Austin, DFW, El Paso, San Antonio, etc. I find that ETEX suits my needs perfectly.
Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2017 05:50 PM (zLDYs)

I don't find living in Houston an issue at all.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

316 307 Texas is a good place to live except the urban areas, especially Houston, Austin, DFW, El Paso, San Antonio, etc. I find that ETEX suits my needs perfectly.
Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2017 05:50 PM (zLDYs)

It's been so long since I had a neighbor I'm not sure how I would act.

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 05:58 PM (4u7kU)

317 312 'I still remember how horrible the traffic on Route 1 was when the IKEA opened.'

I remember it well. I left about two years later and have never set foot in that place again.
Posted by: harry lime at December 15, 2017 05:54 PM (ALDN3)

--Heh, sounds like we were there almost the same time (I was there 2000-04). Back when The Diamondback published Liberal Crap.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2017 05:59 PM (GsAUU)

318 If you're lookin' for love, baby I'm tougher than the rest.

{h/t Chris LeDoux}

Posted by: DJT at December 15, 2017 06:00 PM (14URa)

319 >>>102 Heh. I just saw this at Zerohedge:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-15/what-we-learned-week
Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 05:10 PM (xjiRE)

That's brilliant.

Posted by: m at December 15, 2017 06:02 PM (sVFZk)

320 I don't find living in Houston an issue at all.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

I used to do an antique show twice a year at George Brown. I would always stay at the Allen Park Inn. I always did well and thouroghly enjoyed Houston. I've always considered it to the best food town in the US and I live 2 hrs above NYC. Alas the Allen Park Inn flooded out maybe 10 years ago and that ended that.

Posted by: sofa saver at December 15, 2017 06:02 PM (4u7kU)

321 285---I've always found that verse interesting especially because it's more or less in line with modern average life expectancy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 15, 2017 05:45 PM (NWiLs)
-----------------------------------
Yeah, many people confuse statistical "life expectancy" with the normal life span.
You get people thinking that a "life expectancy" of 35 means that 35 was ooooooold, one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel oooooold. And all it may mean is that most people either croaked by age 2 or in their 70's.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 15, 2017 06:02 PM (0jtPF)

322 My grandmother was born in East Texas. Grew up in Winnsboro I think. My dad who has also passed on used to say
he went to Pickton U. for college. He actually graduated from
Crozier Tech High School -but I think it was called Dal High back then (Dal Tech High School.) He played football for Crozier Tech against Highland Park when Doak Walker was playing. He always thought Walker was a snob -but he really liked Bobby Layne who also played football for Highland Park in the early 1940s.

Posted by: Glenn John at December 15, 2017 06:07 PM (LilNs)

323 The fact is, FBI management is disgraceful. It is.

Imagine the million ton shithammer of a corrupt FBI and DOJ coming after you arbitrarily because they don't like your politics, or they need a scapegoat, or some big time donor wants your property.

They have to lose this thing, bigly. Trump's fight is our fight.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2017 06:10 PM (jVm2N)

324 I recall being in my Great Grandmothers kitchen when I was a tike, circa 1947/8. What I remember was a hand water pump at her sink. I had a Great Grandfather on the other side of the family that I seem to remember. He died in 1947 at 87 years old. never met my grandfathers as they both died young. I have some second cousins somewhere but I'm basically the last of the line.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2017 06:14 PM (yOqwj)

325 Also, isn't the standard deduction doubling? That will far more than make up for it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Now with Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 15, 2017 05:00

I see all these "media commentators" continually ignoring that. Soemoen posted a link here where you coud run your taxes under the old way and the new way.

We used to itemize most recent yrs, but doubling the standard deduction seems to save us something from a few hundred to maybe 800, depending on how 201 all shakes out on our end.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 15, 2017 06:23 PM (yJ1e6)

326 The DJIA will be 50,000 in 2020 and hit 100,000 around 2027

Posted by: MAGA at December 15, 2017 06:41 PM (3svUe)

327 Cinnamon!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 06:42 PM (QCX64)

328 I let my subscription to The Weekly Standard lapse last year, once it became quite apparent that Kristol fils and his ilk had adopted not only the style, but the politics of The New Class of which his father was so critical.

They haven't caught on to me yet, so I'm still downloading issues, but pretty soon I won't even be doing that any more as it's becoming a major waste to spend any time reading it.

Posted by: sestamibi at December 15, 2017 07:11 PM (WusEB)

329 "assuming im not unique , and am not the only person to cancel the Standard, and it was always losing money anyway, how is it still publishing?

billionaire patron.
Posted by: ace at December 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8rNrN)"

-----------

I believe it's Rupert Murdoch.

Posted by: Decaf at December 15, 2017 07:54 PM (PCopq)

330 That's why I call them Professional Liars, Ace. They have already thought of a dozen ways to lie about it before you get up in the aftern...morning.

They pretend that Trump is just mad at Hillary--a mere snit.

They call the texts "anti-Trump". Lots of people are anti-Trump--but they don't sit around in the Asst. FBI Director's office plotting to manufacture evidence to frame and wiretap a presidential candidate. That's not "anti-Trump"; it's anti-representative democracy and criminally seditious.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 15, 2017 07:59 PM (Ndje9)

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