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Hockney 123.jpg

eine (part 1), deux (second part), trés (end of triple)
David Hockney

Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM




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1 Is that embroidery?

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 15, 2017 09:31 AM (QAOZh)

2
WRITER'S BLOCK - a limerick

This artwork is calming and sublime
It captures the spirit of our time
It's subtle but surreal
And evokes the way we feel
But I just cant make 'zeitgeist' rhyme

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:31 AM (wPiJc)

3 It's the sheep in front of the manger at Bethlehem, obviously.

Nice Christmas theme.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 09:31 AM (V2Yro)

4 Painted on cloth, or some sort of embroidery?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 15, 2017 09:31 AM (bZ7mE)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 09:31 AM (GjTLE)

6 Oh my, the Horde is going to have a field day on this one.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM (wPiJc)

7 It's the sheep in front of the manger at Bethlehem, obviously.



It's a bad trip on brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM (GjTLE)

8 Modern art is complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM (WN4Rn)

9 Well, if you say so.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM (kNasr)

10 What the hell is this ? I don't see any trees!

Posted by: dantesed at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (88xKn)

11 LSD, helluva drug.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (r9UYA)

12 It's no Rothko.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (kqsXK)

13 Things like this used to be critiqued with fire, labor camps, and terror.

In many ways, the old ways are best

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (fA1SL)

14 German, French, Spanish?
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (AM1GF)

15
Big Hockney retrospective at the Metropolitan in NYC through February.

This to me is a meh, but his SoCal swimming pool series is one of my inspirations for my current paintings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (mbhDw)

16 I'm just going to come out and say what everyone is thinking, "Ick."

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 15, 2017 09:34 AM (Vzqe+)

17 The 'artist' should refrain from getting his mushrooms out of the woods.

Posted by: Cerdic519 at December 15, 2017 09:34 AM (rCCJo)

18 Degenerate modernism.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (Bdeb0)

19 Ummm, no.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (iiixZ)

20 It's ... interesting

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (hMwEB)

21 I don't think more coffee is going to help explain wth that's supposed to be.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (qZdIZ)

22 Well, it's got patriotic colors, anyway.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (xjiRE)

23 Uhhhhhh....buildings. No -- jazz musicians! Noooo....an alien spaceship! An alien jazz spaceship building! Yeah!

(Okay CBD, so what did we do THIS time?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

24 I would like to see the back of this painting, please

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (QC/4S)

25 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (mbhDw)

Yup....will be going next week.

I posted one of the pool series a few months (?) ago. I sort of liked it.

Sort of.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (wYseH)

26 It's a cow by a Lazy Boy recliner.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (lwiT4)

27 Willowed re: Sessions/OIG report-

Like what? He's recused from the case.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 09:23 AM (/tuJf)

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I'm not a lawyer. I don't even play one on the internet. Can he un-recuse himself once it's shown that the entire thing is a witch hunt and that illegal activity set the Rube Goldberg device in motion? Who knows. Should he? Who also knows. Is he recused strictly from Russia!!!, or can he go into anything under his authority to start jailing people that are doing non-Russia!!! stuff. Who also knows again.

Serious question: What do you think the report will do?

I'm hoping we get a couple of federal agencies dismantled and a reset button pressed, but I'm not optimistic that it will actually happen.

Does anyone go to jail? Does anyone get fired? Heck, does anyone get a "does not meet expectations" on their annual review?

What do you think comes of the report?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (T4n7S)

28 looks like a cross section of joe bidens' grey matter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (KP5rU)

29 It's no Super Spirograph.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)

30 venn diagram of the Clinton Crime machine ... clearly showing the agencies subversively working for The Syndicate

The white lines are coke. (not diet)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 09:36 AM (otAqJ)

31 Nope.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 09:36 AM (7HtZB)

32 That looks exactly like one of Hannity's charts "connecting the dots".

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 15, 2017 09:36 AM (DofIg)

33 Nope, not a fan of abstract, not at all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 09:36 AM (AM1GF)

34 Nice tits on the doormat.

Okay, okay, maybe those are sharks. Same difference.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2017 09:36 AM (0ogQG)

35 This is from Hockney's "collage" period....

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:37 AM (QC/4S)

36 Morning, y'all. Lots to do today, so missed out on the AM thread (great linkage, as always though, JJ).

Wassup?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 09:37 AM (MINbv)

37 This thing (hesitate to call it "art") is kind of like looking at clouds, stare at it long enough and see all kinds of things.

maybe that does make it art

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 09:37 AM (dab45)

38 2
WRITER'S BLOCK - a limerick

This artwork is calming and sublime
It captures the spirit of our time
It's subtle but surreal
And evokes the way we feel
But I just cant make 'zeitgeist' rhyme
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:31 AM (wPiJc)

Head lice
light mice
night, guys!
(Yeah, I got nothin'.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (RD7QR)

39 Angry Urolithiasis in Blue, #23.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (Bdeb0)

40 It's a cow by a Lazy Boy recliner.
=====

Hotel 'art' switched out every few years as the color scheme changes. Not sure what the prevailing color palette is right now, but I remember the blue/rust/gray for flowered bedspreads for a while.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

41 looks like a cross section of joe bidens' grey matter.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (KP5rU)


The spiky things at the bottom must be ingrown hairs from his plugs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (y7DUB)

42 Somewhere, Bob Ross weeps.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (JpIFY)

43 25 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:33 AM (mbhDw)

Yup....will be going next week.

I posted one of the pool series a few months (?) ago. I sort of liked it.

Sort of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 09:35 AM (wYseH)


Maybe I'll run into you. Look up "The Forger's Masterclass" on You Tube and Jon Myatt is having his students try to paint a Hockney pool picture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (mbhDw)

44 Trump on fire this am. But watch out for the tax bill. I dont think its gonna happen.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (9UNsO)

45 Abweichend!

Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (0WEph)

46 I think I like it.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

47 41; that's what gave it away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (KP5rU)

48 Best case realistic scenario, what happens after the OIG report?

We're not jailing Obama, Holder, Hillary, Comey, etc.

Will some middle management dot gov employee get fired?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (T4n7S)

49 You will enjoy this painting more, if you place your right hand over your left eye...go ahead try it ...

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (QC/4S)

50
Looks like James Clyburn's gerrymandered district.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (mbhDw)

51 Too many sharp edges....

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (PafTy)

52 Hmmm.....artist is said to have synaesthesia. This might explain some of what's going on here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 09:40 AM (fA1SL)

53 There are trees and a cabin; they're just abstract.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 09:40 AM (xjiRE)

54 46 I think I like it.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)


That was the title of an unreleased Partridge Family tune...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw)

55 I think I like it.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

I'm sorry, but that is not allowed.

Purity above all. There shall be no deviation from the orthodoxy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 09:40 AM (wYseH)

56
IF ABSTRACT ART WERE - a limerick


There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (wPiJc)

57 44 Trump on fire this am. But watch out for the tax bill. I dont think its gonna happen.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (9UNsO)

Rubio will cross him. I've basically concluded that the GOP has decided to throw the game and become a minority party again just to spite Trump.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

58 You will enjoy this painting more, if you place your right hand over your left eye...go ahead try it ...

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:39 AM (QC/4S)

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Quit messing with people who don't realize it's one of those 3D magic-eye things where you have to cross your eyes to make a new picture appear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (T4n7S)

59 For some reason, it makes me think of the UN Building.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (oVJmc)

60 >>What do you think comes of the report?

Absolutely nothing. Hemming and hawing.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (r9UYA)

61 That was the title of an unreleased Partridge Family tune...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw)
====================

Oh great. Now I'll have that song in my head all day. Well, better than Andy Kim I guess.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

62 Can't Sessions appoint Levin as an advisor and just copy paste his hate memos under his own signature.

Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (0WEph)

63 46. Looks like a '70's attempt at cubism. Ponder the pathos of this observation on the Tree of Woe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 09:42 AM (fA1SL)

64 The blue polka-dotted blob appears to be waving, calling for help.

That's because the thorazine has just worn off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2017 09:42 AM (0ogQG)

65 The dress is white.


No, blue.

Wait...

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 15, 2017 09:42 AM (zCyNd)

66 rick steeves' backpack. after his train ride to tehran. i think he's a commie fart sniffer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU)

67 Now I get it!

It's all one big sniper!

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos #2 at December 15, 2017 09:43 AM (zCyNd)

68 But I just cant make 'zeitgeist' rhyme


Head lice
light mice
night, guys!
(Yeah, I got nothin'.)


******

Art heist?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

69 I would pay to have this NOT hanging on my wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 09:43 AM (9tO1t)

70 >>What do you think comes of the report?

---

Absolutely nothing. Hemming and hawing.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (r9UYA)

---

Now now. We could get a new federal oversight agency with a $2B annual budget or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:43 AM (T4n7S)

71 No trees, not art.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 09:43 AM (9tO1t)

72 "It seems very pretty, but it's rather hard to understand! Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas--only I don't know exactly what they are! However, somebody killed something: that's clear, at any rate."

Posted by: Alice in WonderZod at December 15, 2017 09:44 AM (Bdeb0)

73 48 Best case realistic scenario

Certain people go away and are rarely, if ever, heard from again, and a buttload of flunkys go away to happy fun camps for "just following orders"

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 09:45 AM (dab45)

74 Over-priced

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:45 AM (wPiJc)

75
Finally, Jeff Sessions has accomplished something.


He's officially won the Guinness World for Most Consecutive Days Asleep.

300+ and still counting!!!

I think we should all congratulate Snoozy Jeff on his momentous achievement.

For as previous record holder, "Dreamy" Joe Wilhousen (21 days of consecutive sleep) said:

"Man! That guy can sleep! I thought I could sleep. But, Snoozy Jeff...Wow! There's a champion. It's like he's aggressively asleep or something!"

Or something, indeed, Dreamy Joe.

Well done, Snoozy Jeff.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2017 09:45 AM (9q7Dl)

76 That chick is NOT hot.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 09:45 AM (WonQS)

77 Sessions should publish public tenders for provision of waterboarding equipment and garrottes.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos #3 at December 15, 2017 09:45 AM (zCyNd)

78 Does anyone go to jail? Does anyone get fired? Heck, does anyone get a "does not meet expectations" on their annual review?

What do you think comes of the report?



Nothing comes of it. It's all bukake theatre.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 09:46 AM (GjTLE)

79 rick steeves' backpack. after his train ride to tehran. i think he's a commie fart sniffer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
--------
A lot of commentary in one sentence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 09:46 AM (9tO1t)

80 https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/941679188104409088

Posted by: yo at December 15, 2017 09:46 AM (MAstk)

81 Art heist?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

Right price.

Posted by: William "Miklos" Shatner at December 15, 2017 09:46 AM (zCyNd)

82 le heck?

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 15, 2017 09:46 AM (suO/a)

83 I hope no one is tired of hearing 'thank you' for the cookbook but I'm cutting in early to thank Bluebell and Weasel and everyone else for all their efforts. (It came yesterday and my son gave it to me a day early-intended for my birthday.)
I love it! Looking forward to trying out the recipes from it. Seriously enjoying all the horde humor! Thanks for making my day

Posted by: Longtime lurkers mom on her cell phone at December 15, 2017 09:47 AM (RjMVc)

84 A lot of commentary in one sentence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

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Okay, two sentences.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 09:47 AM (9tO1t)

85 Have there been any reported cookbook survivors yet?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)

86 ..originally, this painting was to be titled " omelette aux oeufs deconstruit" - deconstructed egg omelette as we say in English, but Hockney ran out of yellow paint....

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:47 AM (QC/4S)

87 Uh-huh.

I ... see.

Gotta go buy meat; bbl, foax.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 15, 2017 09:48 AM (XvTYo)

88 Well, better than Andy Kim I guess.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

Dang it Grammie, I had successfully forgotten that that guy and his song existed, but noooooo

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 09:48 AM (dab45)

89 Looks like a teacher/nun wagging her finger at the class

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 09:48 AM (dab45)

90 I bet Dali is the only person who could've found the sniper in that painting.

I'd comment on it, but I'm all out of Purple Microdot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2017 09:49 AM (tRaq7)

91 Cocaine is a helluva drug

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 09:49 AM (7HtZB)

92 Have there been any reported cookbook survivors yet?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)
==================

You mean I'm supposed to try and cook something from it? The reviews said it was for wobbly tables. Have I been deceived?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 15, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

93 Who comes up with this stuff? That Hockney is one sick dude, if you ask me.

Posted by: Dr. Rorschach at December 15, 2017 09:49 AM (zCyNd)

94 "Rubio will cross him. I've basically concluded that the GOP has decided to throw the game and become a minority party again just to spite Trump.
Posted by: joncelli

if they do it, (imo) it would be to protect their uniparty/globalist crime syndicate.

They do have spite, but the driver is oligarch donors that want open borders and their CFR globalism ... which means surrender of sovereignty, destruction of traditional American culture. (hence their PC diversity/multi-culti weapon, now with blood in the streets)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 09:50 AM (otAqJ)

95 Weird.

If you watch while you move around the room it looks like painting's eyes are actually following you. Try it.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)

96 Wait a second. Those aren't eyes!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)

97 >>85 Have there been any reported cookbook survivors yet?

I'm afraid to open it. Expecting a popup boner or something.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 09:51 AM (r9UYA)

98 Shouldn't that be trois? I thought trés meant "very". Is ace Hockney's French tutor?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 09:51 AM (/qEW2)

99 So when the commiecrats want to destroy healthcare in this country they pull every bit of illegal chicanery to cobble something together, knowing Queen Roberts will invent some legal dogshit to let it fly; but the hapless GOP can't even pass a relatively simple tax reform while knowing full fucking well the country wants it?

No wonder Roy Moore lost.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2017 09:51 AM (y7DUB)

100 Well, better than Andy Kim I guess."

An earlier Justin Bieber (yeah, Canukistadians all...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 09:51 AM (MINbv)

101 Boy, I feel lousy today.

Posted by: Dorian Grey at December 15, 2017 09:51 AM (zCyNd)

102 Scientology Auditing Failure, Second Attempt, Expressed (1953)

Posted by: Alice in WonderZod at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (Bdeb0)

103 It's hideous...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (LiyEm)

104 Wasn't NASA supposed to have a statement yesterday about aliens?

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (7HtZB)

105 hammer, three sentences. georgie boy pays by the period, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (KP5rU)

106 anyone know anything about bitcoin mining?

just curious

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (hMwEB)

107 Trump is about to speak at the FBI graduation. This ought to be interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 09:53 AM (/tuJf)

108 Wasn't NASA supposed to have a statement yesterday about aliens?

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (7HtZB)

That's what they WANT you to think!

Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at December 15, 2017 09:53 AM (zCyNd)

109 Boy, I feel lousy today.

Posted by: Dorian Grey



*******


Subtle but effective. Possible threadwinner.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:53 AM (wPiJc)

110 Evidently the sheep at the manger had a bed of nails to clean its hoofs. Kinky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2017 09:53 AM (YV+SU)

111 LSD is really very bad for you. It makes you think you're really deep and spiritual and creative the way coke makes you think you're really cool and a terrific person to hang out with.

Just don't do it. And certainly don't PAINT anything while you do it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 15, 2017 09:53 AM (oyCqX)

112 I'm not being a jerk or just a Sessions naysayer, either. I'm just asking if anyone has a realistic outcome that we can expect to happen besides "nothing".

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (T4n7S)

113 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 09:51 AM (/qEW2)

1,2,3
German, French, Spanish.

No idea what the hell it means though....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (wYseH)

114 anyone know anything about bitcoin mining?

just curious


Peruvia is home to the world's largest known deposits of bitcoin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (tRaq7)

115 Trump is about to speak at the FBI graduation. This ought to be interesting.

==

all y'all superiors are under arrest, and you all are now field promoted

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (QC/4S)

116 104: they did, they said "we're not saying aliens, but, aliens." either that, or it was some guy with really cool hair.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (KP5rU)

117
Best viewed while listening to Stockhausen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (9n7Vc)

118 106 anyone know anything about bitcoin mining?

just curious
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 15, 2017 09:52 AM (hMwEB)

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You're way too late.

Enjoy the bubble popping from afar, and be happy you're not part of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (T4n7S)

119 I'm not saying NASA is full of shit...

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at December 15, 2017 09:55 AM (r9UYA)

120 that Hannity link said "tick tock in under 2 hours"

that was 20 minutes ago ... sounds good.

Have Obama/Hillary moved to their estate where their is no extradition yet? heh

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 09:55 AM (otAqJ)

121 Rubio will cross him. I've basically concluded that
the GOP has decided to throw the game and become a minority party again
just to spite Trump.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

---------------------------------

Basically agree but you have to through in fear of leading and timidness.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2017 09:55 AM (yOqwj)

122 Trump is about to speak at the FBI graduation. This ought to be interesting.

"You're fired."

*mic drop*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (tRaq7)

123 anyone know anything about bitcoin mining?

just curious

---

I know I should have gotten in on that about 5 years ago when I first heard about it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (KUaJL)

124 ...if this painting reminds you something...it probably does...

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (QC/4S)

125 Enjoy the bubble popping from afar, and be happy you're not part of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (T4n7S)

We can hear the bubble popping from here.

Posted by: The Aliens from Nubiru at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (zCyNd)

126 As always, 'charity work' covers a multitude of sins:

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/12/14/ family-bomber-visited-bangladesh- charity-work-rohingya-muslims/

Yeah, right. CAIR is right on top of it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (MIKMs)

127 Somebody learned of the "French Curve" from a friend who took the freshman drafting class.

Posted by: geoffb at December 15, 2017 09:57 AM (zOpu5)

128 A more why-ish bitcoin answer: By the time you account for electrical costs, hardware costs, etc. you'll never make any money. The complete opposite will happen, matter of fact.

Random calculator grab:

https://tinyurl.com/y8lhljre

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:57 AM (T4n7S)

129 NASA TV is live.

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

This will be the first launch from Pad 40 since the little oopsie in Sept. 2016.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 09:57 AM (xjiRE)

130 Eh, it's no Picasso.

Posted by: Blake at December 15, 2017 09:57 AM (qC1Sy)

131 anyone know anything about bitcoin mining?

just curious



Mining? No.
Do know that crypto-coin is backed by nothing but ether.
It's the new tulip bulb, beanie-baby mania.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 09:58 AM (GjTLE)

132 122. 'In an effort to restore the reputation and honor of this fine, fine organization, we are working with experienced professionals and consultants from Chile and Argentina. We've got the best guys for this job, just the best, believe me. Start up the rotors, and Crom & Tengri keep thee. Praise Kek.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 09:58 AM (fA1SL)

133 >>all y'all superiors are under arrest, and you all are now field promoted

If you heard his remarks as he was about to board his helicopter for the trip to Quantico, probably not to far off.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

134 Have there been any reported cookbook survivors yet?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)
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Not yet, but we foisted one off on another unsuspecting soul this morning. Bwahahaha.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 09:58 AM (kNasr)

135 That chick is NOT hot.


Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (8iiMU)

136 117
Best viewed while listening to Stockhausen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (9n7Vc)

Because it makes about as much sense?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

137 EINE: https://tinyurl.com/y989z8vk
DEUX: https://tinyurl.com/ycchapfc
TRES: https://tinyurl.com/ydyne9sf

Doesn't really help though.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (vWMNq)

138 the back side of the parabola that shows Bitcoin rise could be an ugly trip for any that bought late.

But the concept of money from nothing is on display. It is why we have coastal elites and oligarchs taking over the world ... sorta. Blame that Christmas eve vote to install the private banker fed reserve in 2013? (iirc)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (otAqJ)

139 Looks like Picasso is back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (HQ28E)

140 Heck, my kid could paint that kind of stuff all day long.

Posted by: Mrs. Hockney at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (zCyNd)

141
I know I should have gotten in on that about 5 years ago when I first heard about it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (KUaJL)

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I bought a bit, and now I suddenly have a LOT that I am mostly just happily donating to freeware/shareware software producers and such.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:59 AM (T4n7S)

142 Unless you have a couple hundred separate computers in your basement, you won't make any money mining for bitcoin.

Takes a lot of computing power to make anything at it.

Posted by: don't ask at December 15, 2017 10:00 AM (Fikbq)

143 Cannot find the quote. To paraphrase Uncle Matthew in "The Pursuit of Love", good art is a pair of horses busting their way through a snowdrift, that's art.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:00 AM (N3JsI)

144 Golden llama -- rifle shot --

Cook him up and serve him hot!

( -- a response to the World Market "Golden Llama" promotion)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2017 10:00 AM (HQ28E)

145 It's a woman on a couch in a house with a crappy lawn in the city.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 15, 2017 10:00 AM (8iiMU)

146 Not yet, but we foisted one off on another unsuspecting soul this morning. Bwahahaha.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 09:58 AM (kNasr)

Ummm...should I contact WeirdDave about an insurance review?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (zCyNd)

147 Dink. Dingledingledingle dingle.

[long rest]

Dink.

Dingledingledingle.

[long rest]

Dink.

Posted by: A Stockhausen piece at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

148 Not yet, but we foisted one off on another unsuspecting soul this morning. Bwahahaha.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 09:58 AM (kNasr)

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How are sales overall?

Posted by: Blake at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (qC1Sy)

149 Legend has it that the artist, in his mid-30s tried out for the Olympic bobsledding team. Guess you could say they luged a Hockney!






...wait for it...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

150 1913 ... not 2013 lol

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (otAqJ)

151 Take any money you are considering dumping into bitcoin and buy nice Lego sets for your kids to play with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:02 AM (T4n7S)

152 From the ME article last thread:

Dr. Martin Sherman, executive director of the Israel Institute for Strategic Studies, hit the nail on the head. He formulated the humanitarian paradigm (his term). Pay the Arabs to move out of Judea, Samaria, and Gaza. Subsidize new housing, somewhere in the 5,000,000 square miles of Arab territory, for them.

This is what Europe should have done for the "refugees", if they cared about helping so much. Maybe it's the type of thing we should do with our illegals.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 10:02 AM (/qEW2)

153 hammer, three sentences. georgie boy pays by the period, my friend.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Haven't finished first cup of coffee, lucky I can even see the screen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:02 AM (c/EDo)

154 Actually I don't mind that one despite preferring representative art massively more because besides the fact you can understand what it's showing, I think it's neat that it has a good 3D quality to it that had me actually wondering if it was a cloth-based collage when it turns out to have been lithographed.

BTW, a less-colourful set went for >$6,000 over estimate at Christie's. (See the sock link.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (QCX64)

155 ...when this painting was first put up for auction, an Arab prince from Emiratistan bought it, but was forced to return it, when chief religious authority in his kingdom ruled that this work would lead to indigestion and women driving pickup trucks....

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (QC/4S)

156 I'm not being a jerk or just a Sessions naysayer, either. I'm just asking if anyone has a realistic outcome that we can expect to happen besides "nothing".
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (T4n7S)


Nothing happening is unacceptable. DJT was the next step of getting the GOP off their dead asses. The first step was the Tea Party and they effectively gelded that and thought nobody would notice. Those assholes never do things the easy way when given a chance. They only learn the hard way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (y7DUB)

157 NASA big statement was another planet orbiting a distant star.Yawn...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (LiyEm)

158 Modern art is complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM (WN4Rn)


Yup, that's how I would have said it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (aMlLZ)

159
Dink. Dingledingledingle dingle.
[long rest]
Dink.
Dingledingledingle.
[long rest]
Dink.


*******


That sounds like the theme from Star Wars by Princess Onomatoleia.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

160
Hockney needs to stick to hijacking trucks full of gun parts in Queens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (veoSD)

161 Blake, Weasel told me that as of this morning, we have sold 1464. We still can't get over the fact that we sold more than 500!

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (kNasr)

162 Even though the past would suggest that nothing's going to happen to the previous administration's weaponized DOJ and FBI etc., the election of Pres. Trump and the last 11 months of winning boosts my faith that a new wind is blowing, and the criminals will pay. So, I have Faith. Thank God, and please God, help me in my unbelief.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (CXrpl)

163 So my niece texted me last night that she continues to find uses for the term "spatchcoked". That how I made the turkey this year and found out about the process here at Ace's place.
I'm so tempted to send her a copy of the cookbook. However, she went off the rails last year and voted for she who will never be president. It's a dilemma.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (N3JsI)

164 ...wait for it...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

Sir:

A formal complaint has been received and referred to our Technical Committee.

Posted by: the Geneva Conventions at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (zCyNd)

165 >>I'm not being a jerk or just a Sessions naysayer, either. I'm just asking if anyone has a realistic outcome that we can expect to happen besides "nothing".
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (T4n7S)

I answered you at the end of the last thread.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (/tuJf)

166 Basically agree but you have to through in fear of leading and timidness.


Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2017 09:55 AM (yOqwj)

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Timidty was the word I was looking for.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (yOqwj)

167 bluebell, is there a limited number of books, or does Amazon just produce more when needed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:05 AM (T4n7S)

168 Thanks Jack. I'll head that way. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:06 AM (T4n7S)

169 163. Heh....tell her it's spatchcocking or stuffing the cavity of depravity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 10:06 AM (fA1SL)

170 Hockney? Offside or is this icing?

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2017 10:06 AM (gbWkA)

171 MMMMM.

MMHMMM


Yes.

Wonderful

Posted by: Smart people gathering sagely nodding at December 15, 2017 10:06 AM (ymnmz)

172
I'm so tempted to send her a copy of the cookbook. However, she went off the rails last year and voted for she who will never be president. It's a dilemma.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (N3JsI)







That's exactly why you SHOULD send her a cookbook.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2017 10:06 AM (veoSD)

173 Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (kNasr)

That's awesome! It's well worth it just for the entertainment.

Posted by: Longtime lurkers mom on her cell phone at December 15, 2017 10:06 AM (RjMVc)

174 FBN Breaking: Rubio Yes on Tax Bill

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:07 AM (Enq6K)

175 Painted this while participating in the MK-Ultra program.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2017 10:07 AM (gbWkA)

176 >>>>bluebell, is there a limited number of books, or does Amazon just produce more when needed?
.
.
.I think they print them up as needed. My BIL has a book like that on Amazon where you can get either option and they only print up the actual physical book when someone orders one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 15, 2017 10:07 AM (+Dllb)

177 58 Modern art is complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM (WN4Rn)


Yup, that's how I would have said it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (aMlLZ)
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Oh come on boys, it's not all bad. And the colors are often nice, like in this one. I have to admit that I appreciate CBD posting different kinds of things to make us stretch our minds a little bit. I suspect I'll always still prefer the Old Masters, but the variety can be nice once in a while.

Fat naked guys on white ottomans being the obvious exception, of course.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:07 AM (kNasr)

178 157 NASA big statement was another planet orbiting a distant star.Yawn...
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (LiyEm)

If it's Earth gravity and in the Goldilocks zone then it actually IS a big deal. I'll have to look up the announcement.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

179 112 I'm not being a jerk or just a Sessions naysayer, either. I'm just asking if anyone has a realistic outcome that we can expect to happen besides "nothing".
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I'm pretty sure Rubio is deeply committed to nothing. The good news is McCain may soon be dead so there's hope for progress.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2017 10:08 AM (YV+SU)

180 This is what Europe should have done for the
"refugees", if they cared about helping so much. Maybe it's the type of
thing we should do with our illegals. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 10:02 AM (/qEW2)
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If we are vewwy, vewwy, good and pay our jizzya like good little wabbits, maybe they'll be nice to us and let us live in peace.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 10:08 AM (MIKMs)

181
174 FBN Breaking: Rubio Yes on Tax Bill

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:07 AM (Enq6K)






Really.

I'm wondering what bit of pork/graft he got to switch his vote back.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2017 10:08 AM (veoSD)

182 Attention: J.J. Sefton The Christie's site has this page about Hockney that I've now linked in my sock if you want to check it out.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (QCX64)

183 Nothing happening is unacceptable. DJT was the next step of getting the GOP off their dead asses. The first step was the Tea Party and they effectively gelded that and thought nobody would notice. Those assholes never do things the easy way when given a chance. They only learn the hard way.

Posted by: Captain Hate


The next step, if it isn't shooting, is Bull Moose II.

I have screamed for years that unless the GOP was cast aside we could make no progress. Recent events have done nothing but borne that out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (AM1GF)

184 Meh. It's no cookbook cover.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (fuK7c)

185 >>FBN Breaking: Rubio Yes on Tax Bill

Shocking. Hard to believe a politician would engage in politics.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (/tuJf)

186 TGWS is correct - the books are printed on demand. Which means we will never run out.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (kNasr)

187
A doormat all covered with spikes
Vinyl siding with the skin of a pike
Designed by Dave Hockney
Who paints like Knute Rockne
A house that Cthulhu might like

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (9q7Dl)

188 NASA loves the alien theme to help with fund raising. They are now saying some moon in our solar system could have life in water still geologically warmed. They were pushing the thing about how many planets they have "found" that could sustain life ... on stars many light years away.

Trump has a more real vision ... men back to the moon, and prep a trip to Mars.

Having some vision is good, science gets advanced ... just so NASA stops adjusting old temps to try to fabricate global warming, and stops trying to make Muslims feel better about themselves.

But star wars defense systems are overdue.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (otAqJ)

189 Fingers crossed that you're right, JackStraw. I'm old enough that I'm beginning to understand why people older than me stop paying attention to, and caring about, government. Hopefully something completely unexpected will happen this one time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (T4n7S)

190 FWIW, how many dead bodies are lying in the streets after the "repeal" of nutellnutria?

The complete shiite losing on the MSM has been laughable.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (MINbv)

191 Let's get it over with and nail Jimmy Kimmel to a cross. It's inevitable. It's what he really wants.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (RuIsu)

192 174 FBN Breaking: Rubio Yes on Tax Bill
Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:07 AM (Enq6K)

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1 of 2 things just happened, then:
1.Rubio got reamed royally by TGE, his constituents, and/or McConnell

2. McConnell rolled over like a pansy and gave him what he wanted...

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (eaB6O)

193 NASA big statement was another planet

Daily-mail says *eight* planets. New record. Same as solar system. Pluto haters.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (vWMNq)

194 >>122 Trump is about to speak at the FBI graduation. This ought to be interesting.

"...to know that the nation's law enforcement and security is in such capable hands. And as you embark on your careers, remember: Stoyich novgrovolo tacc vinishka datya valu. Congratulations to you, and I look forward to deploying you."

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (Bdeb0)

195 gonna try to paste something, but may get the barrel treatment..

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (QC/4S)

196 This is bad and the artist should feel bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (BoMuO)

197 161 Blake, Weasel told me that as of this morning, we have sold 1464. We still can't get over the fact that we sold more than 500!

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (kNasr)

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Be interesting to see if the Instamention makes a difference.

Very cool, though.

Posted by: Blake at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (qC1Sy)

198 Holy crap. Nutella is made from nutrias?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (T4n7S)

199 Does anyone remember when Obamacare was passed?

We were told it was going down to defeat over and over and then one by one different senators got what they wanted and presto, the votes were there.

Rubio was always going to vote yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (/tuJf)

200 1,2,3
German, French, Spanish.

No idea what the hell it means though....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (wYseH)

That's OK, neither does the artist.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)

201 191 Let's get it over with and nail Jimmy Kimmel to a cross. It's inevitable. It's what he really wants.
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Can I be the one that spears him once hoisted? Please!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (YV+SU)

202 Nothing like opening a box and finding the ceramic Christmas gift you ordered for someone broken in three pieces.

The genius that packed it, set it ON TOP of the bubble wrap. Dude...that's not how it works...that's not how any of this works....

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (Enq6K)

203
Dink. Dingledingledingle dingle.

[long rest]

Dink.

Dingledingledingle.

[long rest]

Dink.

Posted by: A Stockhausen piece at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (RD7QR)


No, that's Webern.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (dlcOm)

204 1.Rubio got reamed royally by TGE, his constituents, and/or McConnell

2. McConnell rolled over like a pansy and gave him what he wanted...

I'll take what's behind door #2.

Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (zRZaJ)

205 The 2 cookbooks I ordered on Wed. shipped yesterday. Two different addresses. One to arrive on Sun. the other on Mon.

Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (EGFUD)

206 188 NASA loves the alien theme to help with fund raising. They are now saying some moon in our solar system could have life in water still geologically warmed. They were pushing the thing about how many planets they have "found" that could sustain life ... on stars many light years away.

Trump has a more real vision ... men back to the moon, and prep a trip to Mars.

Having some vision is good, science gets advanced ... just so NASA stops adjusting old temps to try to fabricate global warming, and stops trying to make Muslims feel better about themselves.

But star wars defense systems are overdue.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (otAqJ)

============

You'll know he's dead serious about NASA when and i he appoints an administrator with that kind of "real vision"...
Frankly, I'd have Newt do it...
He knows this stuff and he loves it...

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (eaB6O)

207 Rubio was always going to vote yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (/tuJf)

Yuip, just stupid DC/msm drama.

Posted by: yo at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (MAstk)

208 ok did to work, it's a WSJ commentary on FCC net neutrality decision

Posted by: runner - art connoisseur at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (QC/4S)

209 Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:09 AM (QCX64)


Christie's mis-spelled Homo. As in H is for ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (vWMNq)

210 FWIW, how many dead bodies are lying in the streets after the "repeal" of nutellnutria?


I did notice that all people of color were banned from Twatter this morning. Oh, they werent? Nothing has changed? My bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (BoMuO)

211 I'm guessing the news is that they are able to determine that there are eight planets, not that there are eight planets.

It's much more shocking to believe there aren't a million or two of those out there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (T4n7S)

212 Holy crap. Nutella is made from nutrias?"

You don't wanna know what nutrias are made from...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (MINbv)

213 2. McConnell rolled over like a pansy and gave him what he wanted...

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (eaB6O)


My money is on that one....

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (Enq6K)

214 He used a little shadowing so it's not abstract art. /s

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (2DOZq)

215 "Dr. Martin Sherman, executive director of the Israel Institute for Strategic Studies, hit the nail on the head. He formulated the humanitarian paradigm (his term). Pay the Arabs to move out of Judea, Samaria, and Gaza. Subsidize new housing, somewhere in the 5,000,000 square miles of Arab territory, for them.

This is what Europe should have done for the "refugees", if they cared about helping so much. Maybe it's the type of thing we should do with our illegals."

As has been often pointed out, the Arabs would have to love their own children more than they hate the Jews for that to work. Not there yet, may never be there.

As for our illegals - I'm willing to give every one of them $1,000 cash and a free bus ticket to Sacramento, in exchange for a guarantee that they'll go to prison if they ever come back to my state.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (k1TUh)

216 Most modern art like this exhibits a high school level of skill to complete.

Most of my time looking at pieces like this is spent pondering.....Is this art?

That Churchill piece form yesterday made me wonder about the place, wish I were there, how hot was it, was it cold? Great big lists of questions that make me wonder about the thoughts of the artist makes me interested in the piece.

This kind of stuff does not speak for itself it only raises the question, does the artist have a hidden skill set that he is hiding from the viewer?

I think most of the modern stuff is scam by artists to hide the lack of classical skill, whether they think its boring or just never could match the level of the great masters.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)

217
...


...


...


...


...


...


...


Yup. You've just been listening to one of my masterpieces.

You're welcome, bitchez!

Posted by: John Cage at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (9q7Dl)

218 Best viewed while listening to Stockhausen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 09:54 AM (9n7Vc)


I don't generally care for Ravel, but the radio played my favorite piece by him, Pavane For A Dead Princess yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/zflq5h7

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (kqsXK)

219 This is bad and the artist should feel bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Too busy hauling the money to the bank to feel bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (5OO3x)

220 198
Holy crap. Nutella is made from nutrias?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (T4n7S)

Only the vanilla flavor. You don't want to know what the chocolate is made from.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (UBzPO)

221 199 Does anyone remember when Obamacare was passed?

We were told it was going down to defeat over and over and then one by one different senators got what they wanted and presto, the votes were there.

Rubio was always going to vote yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:11 AM (/tuJf)

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Honestly, I really don't care if it was a shovel full of pork that got him to flip. It's a watering down of the handful of actual reforms that would piss me off...

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (eaB6O)

222 You don't wanna know what nutrias are made from...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (MINbv)
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I'm pretty sure that nutria is the plural of nutrients. Therefore, Nutella is good for you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (kNasr)

223 On NASA theme, I tried first episode of "Red Dwarf" last evening. Very flat and disappointing (and I generally like this sort of thing from the Beeb).

Is it worth pushing on to see if it improves?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (/G1rZ)

224 2. McConnell rolled over like a pansy and gave him what he wanted...

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If he did, what's the downside? McConnell doesn't have a lot of votes.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (sX1BW)

225 Trump live at Quantico

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yayo2lmn

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

226 The genius that packed it, set it ON TOP of the bubble wrap. Dude...that's not how it works...that's not how any of this works....

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (Enq6K)

---

Once I ordered a small box of Lego for a birthday present along with four 5 quart jugs of oil.

Guess what all arrived in the same box?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (T4n7S)

227 I did notice that all people of color were banned from Twatter this morning. Oh, they werent? Nothing has changed? My bad."

Yeah - one of the morning nets (NBC, IIRC) twatwaffles said something along those lines - her phone didn't seem any different - and the other blond went into what I call "chatter mode" - repeating the talking point time after time, until the next tale of woe came up on the teleprompter.

Funny, it was.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (MINbv)

228 blue.....dots....!Pow!....brown...woven carpet-s....animal or furniture?



Yeah, my reaction is as coherent as the painting.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (W+vEI)

229 David Hockney painting sells for record £5.2 million

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (5OO3x)

230 Do the publishers of The Deplorable Gourmet have a list of the charities who will receive the "profits" from the proceeds?

In other news, Mrs. jwb sternly informed me that "a handful of salt" is too much. It's over 3 tablespoons!

It did not help matters when I asked her how she knew that.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (DofIg)

231 Blake, Weasel told me that as of this morning, we have sold 1464. We still can't get over the fact that we sold more than 500!

Bitcoins, bluebell? You're rich!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (QCX64)

232 Strzok is oddly missing from the dais at Quantico...

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (zCyNd)

233 as I understand it, they don't see any planets on distant stars, they are guessing based on slight wobbles in the star. But a star with many planets and/or asteroids is going to have very complicated possible wobbles, with the Jupiter sized planets having outsized effects. (wobbles because a planet in orbit has a detectable gravitational effect on the star)

To me any announcement is interesting but just theory, with intent more to sell the program than to be "real science".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (otAqJ)

234 You're welcome, bitchez!
Posted by: John Cage"

That's my work.

mic drop. (but you can't hear it)

Posted by: Philip Glass at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (MINbv)

235 SpaceX webcast is live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPHbqY9LHCs

Still aiming for a 10:35 ET launch.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (xjiRE)

236
Avhxfs: Tjdhuhcbjfs!

Hfgutbd: Ykdh jwgns, ukfjdjv

Ejvgjfh: 4hfhcg7gh

(from the libretto to a John Cage opera)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:18 AM (eIm1q)

237 213 2. McConnell rolled over like a pansy and gave him what he wanted...

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:10 AM (eaB6O)


My money is on that one....
Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (Enq6K)

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Me too. The question is: what did he get? Pork is eye rolling but to be expected. I wouldn't consider that to be a real sellout. Watering down the handful of reforms in the bill? Yeah, that's a sellout.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:18 AM (eaB6O)

238 A decent yardstick around how valuable any particular work of art is:

How easily could an AI/ML system generate something like this?

At some point, and probably not very far into the future, the Mona Lisa will be generate-able using a software package. It will, via seeds, be able to generate infinite pieces of art similar in concept and content to Renaissance classics. With a bit of robotics, it will be able to render them as oil on canvas.

However, for "the good stuff" that day isn't here yet.

For this stuff? Easy-peasey. The gang at Pixar, ELM, etc. are already auto-generating far more complex and difficult (and attractive) "art."

Posted by: RobM1981 at December 15, 2017 10:18 AM (Jw49e)

239 Once I ordered a small box of Lego for a birthday present along with four 5 quart jugs of oil.

Guess what all arrived in the same box?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (T4n7S)


EWWWWWW! Yuck!

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 10:18 AM (Enq6K)

240 Is it worth pushing on to see if it improves?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 15, 2017 10:15 AM (/G1rZ)

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I liked it, but I watched it years ago when I was on a British comedy kick.

If you've never seen it, go watch Blackadder and then come back to see if you can tolerate it any better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:18 AM (T4n7S)

241 >>Honestly, I really don't care if it was a shovel full of pork that got him to flip. It's a watering down of the handful of actual reforms that would piss me off...

It probably had nothing to do with regulations. There are strict financial constraints put on the Senate during Budget Reconciliation negotiations. They can't have a bill that increases spending over a 10 year window based on stupid CBO models but there you go.

Rubio wanted more money for Child Tax Credits. Any increase was probably either balanced with other deductions or some financial slight of hand.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (/tuJf)

242 Now that ISIS is mort, the refugees are going to go back and rebuild, right? Thats what the guy at the front desk said.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (BoMuO)

243
"That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work. That's my work." - Philip Glass

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (eIm1q)

244 >>Most of my time looking at pieces like this is spent pondering.....Is this art? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)

The successful artist sets a trap for a viewer's attention that succeeds. Yours was captured. Yes, it's art.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)

245 NeuMayr's written a short, enjoyable essay summarizing the boomerang scandal over at TAS.

Whatever they're accusing the other side of doing, they are doing themselves.

I've seen that to be true with shitty people a few times in my life, and this is on the grandest scale evah.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (CXrpl)

246 as I understand it, they don't see any planets on distant stars"

Sort of - but yes, the "wobble" is the first clue that there's something, well, there.

Wobble wobble.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (MINbv)

247 You're welcome, bitchez!
Posted by: John Cage"
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Great. Now I have to sit here for 4 minutes...and 33 seconds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (9tO1t)

248 203
Dink. Dingledingledingle dingle.

[long rest]

Dink.

Dingledingledingle.

[long rest]

Dink.

Posted by: A Stockhausen piece at December 15, 2017 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

No, that's Webern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:12 AM (dlcOm)

Sure it's not Boulez? (Who, by the way, deserves to wear Crocs in hell for calling Shostakovich "the third or fourth pressing of Mahler." Friggin' Frog wannabe.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

249 Me too. The question is: what did he get? Pork is eye rolling but to be expected. I wouldn't consider that to be a real sellout. Watering down the handful of reforms in the bill? Yeah, that's a sellout.

-----------

Thought Rubio wanted some sort of child tax credit against payroll taxes? Mike Lee was on board with it, so I'm willing to consider it somewhat favorable (or not all bad).

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (sX1BW)

250 Don't hock knees. Take one.

Posted by: NFL art critic at December 15, 2017 10:20 AM (/qEW2)

251 Once I ordered a small box of Lego for a birthday present along with four 5 quart jugs of oil.

Guess what all arrived in the same box?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (T4n7S)


I thought Lego were self-lubricating??

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:20 AM (zCyNd)

252 A decent yardstick around how valuable any particular work of art is:


Does it look like the poo flinging monkey painted it? Yes? Very valuable.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:20 AM (BoMuO)

253 they apparently took out the part in the bill that would have made it clear that (white Christian) pastors could say something political form the pulpit and not fear the IRS would punish them.

Of course other religious groups can be as political as they want ... no problemo.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:20 AM (otAqJ)

254 Blech. Chimp with a paintbrush, and a colossal sense of self-importance. Artist probably wore a beret or a fedora.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 15, 2017 10:20 AM (sGSvK)

255 The successful artist sets a trap for a viewer's attention that succeeds. Yours was captured. Yes, it's art.
Posted by: Zod
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Pretty low bar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (9tO1t)

256 236
Avhxfs: Tjdhuhcbjfs!

Hfgutbd: Ykdh jwgns, ukfjdjv

Ejvgjfh: 4hfhcg7gh

(from the libretto to a John Cage opera)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:18 AM (eIm1q)

Pretty sure that will summon the Great Old Ones.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (7HtZB)

257 Why does a diamond sell for millions? It's just a piece of compressed carbon. Because it's one of a kind and people have assigned it a value . Otherwise it's useless as this painting. (Drill bits aside)

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (2DOZq)

258 157 NASA big statement was another planet orbiting a distant star.Yawn...
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (LiyEm)

If it's Earth gravity and in the Goldilocks zone then it actually IS a big deal. I'll have to look up the announcement.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:08 AM (RD7QR)


Bastards found my man cave.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (aMlLZ)

259 Wasn't this the image that Starfleet was going to use to infect the Borg, and cause them to destroy themselves trying to analyze it?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (+F0Wk)

260 Someone is trying to re-invent Impressionism.

http://www.ufunk.net/en/upublish/reimpressionism-matteo-mauro/

Don't think it is working.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (wiubB)

261 Once I ordered a small box of Lego for a birthday present along with four 5 quart jugs of oil.

Guess what all arrived in the same box?"

Ah, 20 quarts of oil?

Okaaaaayyyyy

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (MINbv)

262 or some financial slight of hand

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This describes the whole process in a nutshell. The idea that these yahoos know what tax revenues will be in 10 years is mere fantasy.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (sX1BW)

263 232 Strzok is oddly missing from the dais at Quantico...
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (zCyNd)

He fled to Finland in search of a vowel.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

264 "188 NASA loves the alien theme to help with fund raising. They are now saying some moon in our solar system could have life in water still geologically warmed."

Europa. Arthur C. Clarke was all over that in 2010, the sequel to 2001.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (k1TUh)

265 You're welcome, bitchez!
Posted by: John Cage"

That's my work.

mic drop. (but you can't hear it)
Posted by: Philip Glass at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (MINbv)



Sorry, Phil.

You're off by 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

Posted by: John Cage at December 15, 2017 10:22 AM (9q7Dl)

266 http://bit.ly/2yDCePE

Trump doesn't rule out Pardon for Flynn

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 15, 2017 10:22 AM (y3aQB)

267 249 Me too. The question is: what did he get? Pork is eye rolling but to be expected. I wouldn't consider that to be a real sellout. Watering down the handful of reforms in the bill? Yeah, that's a sellout.

-----------

Thought Rubio wanted some sort of child tax credit against payroll taxes? Mike Lee was on board with it, so I'm willing to consider it somewhat favorable (or not all bad).
Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (sX1BW)

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Hmm. What about Cruz and Paul? What did they think of it? Not suprised Lee supported it, being from UT and all..

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:22 AM (eaB6O)

268 261 Once I ordered a small box of Lego for a birthday present along with four 5 quart jugs of oil.

Guess what all arrived in the same box?"

Ah, 20 quarts of oil?

Okaaaaayyyyy
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (MINbv)

Could be flash frying a buffalo for Christmas dinner.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

269 You don't wanna know what nutrias are made from...
Russian weasels.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (QCX64)

270 Avhxfs: Tjdhuhcbjfs!

Hfgutbd: Ykdh jwgns, ukfjdjv

Ejvgjfh: 4hfhcg7gh

(from the libretto to a John Cage opera)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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But the artistry is in how you weave the teaspoons through the piano strings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (9tO1t)

271 "257 Why does a diamond sell for millions?"

150 years of top notch marketing by DeBeers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (k1TUh)

272 Christie's mis-spelled Homo. As in H is for ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 15, 2017 10:13 AM (vWMNq)

Oh...absolutely! Reject his art simply because of who he bangs.

Might as well reject everything that any homosexual has ever done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (wYseH)

273 Can't the IRS issue a ruling that you have to have a SS# to collect the child tax credit?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (QQ+il)

274 >>Now that ISIS is mort, the refugees are going to go back and rebuild, right? Thats what the guy at the front desk said.


Invading force/ISIS Soldiers <---------------------------"Refugees"

But you knew that....EVeryone should know that given ISIS freakin' announced it loudly several summers ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (W+vEI)

275 263 232 Strzok is oddly missing from the dais at Quantico...
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (zCyNd)

He fled to Finland in search of a vowel.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

Well what the hell was I supposed to do, you Mo-ron?

Posted by: Strzok at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (7HtZB)

276 The successful artist sets a trap for a viewer's attention that succeeds. Yours was captured. Yes, it's art"

So "boobeh Reindeer" = "art"?

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (MINbv)

277 >>Pretty low bar. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (9tO1t)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (Bdeb0)

278 Oh, and my employer's chief accountant is walking around the building wearing bright orange Crocs. We're talking traffic cone orange. Should this concern me?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

279 Hockney is uneven. His couple portrait (with dog), "Mr and Mrs Clark and Percy" is one of the best character and relationship studies put to canvas, on par with Degas' "Portrait de Famille" (the one of Degas' sister, niece, nephew, and brother-in-law with the brother-in-law's back turned).

But some of Hockney's other works? Seemingly, a sloppily executed afternoon paint sketch of his pet dog becomes touted as a masterwork. It isn't. It is what it looks like: garage sale dreck.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (raGQi)

280 Trump sizing up Quantico for a new golf resort casino.

FBI Wray certainly has the gift of gab. Waiting for PDT to let out a big yawn.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (r9UYA)

281 EWWWWWW! Yuck!
--
I thought Lego were self-lubricating??
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Turns out the oil jugs all arrived fine. The $20 box of Lego was crushed so badly we could slide it into a mailing envelope. Amazon ended up refunding the entire price for the Lego and didn't even want it back. That was nice since Lego is fairly indestructible by normal human measures and, other than the box, still functioned perfectly fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (T4n7S)

282 Where is Obama - is he back in the U.S.?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (W+vEI)

283 Nutrias get damned big. I've seen some out on the banks of the Trinity that look like medium sized, fat dogs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (k1TUh)

284 Correction: Degas' two nieces. I shouldn't rely on memory when talking about paintings.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (raGQi)

285 Beaten to the snark by Mike Hammer.

Posted by: John Cage at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (9q7Dl)

286 I don't know what the heck that is supposed to be but I like how cheerful it is.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (f5uaD)

287 273 Can't the IRS issue a ruling that you have to have a SS# to collect the child tax credit?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 15, 2017 10:23 AM (QQ+il)

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It's okay. They'll just use mine. Again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (T4n7S)

288 This kind of stuff does not speak for itself it only raises the question, does the artist have a hidden skill set that he is hiding from the viewer?

In this case, yes, this is what I think of when I think of Hockney:

http://bit.ly/2AT4bsA

A lot of the guys who push the borders (Picasso) have all the skillz to do traditional art and choose to experiment.

Now, what this velcro collage is supposed to be I have no idea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (fuK7c)

289 700 employees have left the EPA since Pruitt took over.

https://tinyurl.com/ycnkebrs

Swamp draining continues.

And yesterday Zinke fired 4 employees for harassment.

https://tinyurl.com/y9xynqko


Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (/tuJf)

290 Suomi has enough vowels to operate. Welch has so many vowels, they are like sand in a gearbox.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (wiubB)

291
It's a design for a very elaborate home defense system. You've got a moat and spikes ringing the place and very well concealed sniper holes throughout

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (493sH)

292 157 NASA big statement was another planet orbiting a distant star.Yawn...
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2017 10:03 AM (LiyEm)

If it's Earth gravity and in the Goldilocks zone then it actually IS a big deal. I'll have to look up the announcement.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

===========

Hmpf. Call me when they find one circling a G-Type Yellow Dwarf with a large gas giant about 500,000,000-ish miles out. That would be worth notice. If its just confirmation about the planets they've found circling some red dwarfs, then its a nothingburger.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (eaB6O)

293 Hockney is uneven. "

I agree. Hockey is quite uneven, and oft inexplicable.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (MINbv)

294
Oh, and my employer's chief accountant is walking around the building wearing bright orange Crocs. We're talking traffic cone orange. Should this concern me?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)


If you own company stock, sell it immediately.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (F76Nd)

295 >>>>188 NASA loves the alien theme to help with fund raising. They are now
saying some moon in our solar system could have life in water still
geologically warmed."



Europa. Arthur C. Clarke was all over that in 2010, the sequel to 2001.
.
.
.I must have read half a dozen SF books that had some form of life on one of Jupiter's moons. I can't recall the title but there was one book that had an intelligent race living on Europa at the pre industrial level.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (+Dllb)

296 Husband ordered an 8 pack of Correll dishes to give me as a gift. They shipped them in the original box without putting it into shipping carton with plastic peanuts and bubble wrap. Now this dishes are basically indestructible. However the kryptonite for them is being dropped on their edge. He received a box of shards. Never opened the box since you could hear the rattle.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (N3JsI)

297 Hockney's painting above suggests to me a sexual struggle.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (CXrpl)

298 Ah, 20 quarts of oil?

Okaaaaayyyyy

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:21 AM (MINbv)

--

Ha. I change the oil in all of our cars, and someone had a crazy rebate a year or so ago. Penzoil IIRC. dropped the price of each down to $6 or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (T4n7S)

299
What is that mess up top other than a jangled mess of color and shapes?

That's modern art, right?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (S/hVx)

300 Well, now I know what a "cluster-fuck" looks like.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (k2Hcx)

301 It is what it looks like: garage sale dreck.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (raGQi)

Hah!

Full disclosure: I was mostly attracted to the title of today's piece, which made no fvcking sense at all to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (wYseH)

302 Boobeh reindeer?

Oh, Titzen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (wiubB)

303 Hockney is more known for pop art IIRC.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (2DOZq)

304 Suomi has enough vowels to operate. Welch has so many vowels, they are like sand in a gearbox.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:25 AM (wiubB)



All your vowels are belong to Sonobi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)

305 President Trump is just super, super unpopular. However, everywhere you look, you find people using Make X great again or Make America X again.

Saw on of the Science Channel's little interstitial ads about going to Mars - and they noted that Trump is doing it, pimping going to the Moon as a step.

On SCIENCE channel.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (WonQS)

306 That's my work.

mic drop. (but you can't hear it)

Posted by: Philip Glass at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (MINbv)


Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread:

https://tinyurl.com/yaqkjr9o

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2017 10:27 AM (kqsXK)

307 If they get this tax bill done this year, is it going to be retroactive for 2017 or will it be prospective only? I haven't heard.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:28 AM (sX1BW)

308 Actually the NASA announcement is, in fact, kinda meh. Eight planets in a solar system! Well, yes. Just like ours. [Shrug] Planets are probably the norm rather than the exception. It's kinda cool that the Kepler-80 planetary system is a resonant chain but this isn't really a big deal. Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

309 This painting reminds me of the convention center in Columbus. Hideous.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (ddhPP)

310 278 Oh, and my employer's chief accountant is walking around the building wearing bright orange Crocs. We're talking traffic cone orange. Should this concern me?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

--------------------------------

When he starts wearing the matching jumper, yes.

Posted by: Blake at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)

311 295 The Great White Scotsman

Ryk E. Spoor's Boundaryverse

The third and forth novels. Castaway Planet &
Castaway Odyssey.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (hyuyC)

312 Hmpf. Call me when they find one circling a G-Type Yellow Dwarf with a large gas giant about 500,000,000-ish miles out. That would be worth notice. If its just confirmation about the planets they've found circling some red dwarfs, then its a nothingburger.
Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:26 AM (eaB6O)

I don't know. I get bedazzled by just the thought of the bazillion planets out there, circling those distant suns--and that we even know they're out there and can even determine what kind of planets they are.

As a child, I saw Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin et al bouncing around on the Moon. That sense of wonder has never left me.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (raGQi)

313 700 employees have left the EPA since Pruitt took over."

Not really. The headline should be "EPA not hiring to replace retirees" - about 500 or so (IIRC) of the fifteen thousand plus employees aren't being replaced, a few have taken buyouts...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (MINbv)

314 I'm so tempted to send her a copy of the cookbook. However, she went off the rails last year and voted for she who will never be president. It's a dilemma.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:04 AM (N3JsI)

Give it to her as a stealth red-pill, may get her to realize that all righties aren't evil RWNJs

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (dab45)

315 Trump beginning at FBI

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:29 AM (zCyNd)

316 Good for Pruitt and Zinke. I never expected things to get better overnight. It's a vast, entrenched bureaucracy. It will take years.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (N3JsI)

317 Speaking of Lego: For any parents who can't get a couple of pieces to stick together snugly, I was shown a neat trick by a guy at our local library during a kids' build. Dab a bit of clear nail polish on and it will give just enough resistance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (T4n7S)

318 When he starts wearing the matching jumper, yes."

MultiPass?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (MINbv)

319 278
Oh, and my employer's chief accountant is walking around the building
wearing bright orange Crocs. We're talking traffic cone orange. Should
this concern me?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

Did he spend the night in lockup? That's what they give you in jail.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (UBzPO)

320 Life on various planets in the solar system was a trope in science fiction before we discovered that such could not exist on such hot spots as Mercury or 9th Circles of Hell as Pluto. Some such as Larry Niven persisted in writing about Martian life until the Brennan Monster dropped an ice asteroid on the planet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (wiubB)

321 If someone had said this was a Picasso , I think 95%of us would have said 'okay'. Weird but that is the problem I have with this painting. The artist is not identifiable.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (2DOZq)

322 Not really. The headline should be "EPA not hiring to replace retirees" - about 500 or so (IIRC) of the fifteen thousand plus employees aren't being replaced, a few have taken buyouts...

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The headline should be the EPA has 15,000 employees. Strikes me as about 14,999 too many. Need one to turn out the lights.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (sX1BW)

323 I've read comments on art, classical music and gourmet food. I am such a hick.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (TisfY)

324 Sorry-Cousin Beauregard

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (zCyNd)

325 307 If they get this tax bill done this year, is it going to be retroactive for 2017 or will it be prospective only? I haven't heard.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:28 AM (sX1BW)


No. Takes effect Jan 1st, 2018.
What they've been touting is the actual $$ increase people will see on their take-home checks.

Excellent strategy, methinks.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (DofIg)

326 317 Speaking of Lego: For any parents who can't get a couple of pieces to stick together snugly, I was shown a neat trick by a guy at our local library during a kids' build. Dab a bit of clear nail polish on and it will give just enough resistance."

Or you can always use the Kragle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (k1TUh)

327 Snoozy up now.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (r9UYA)

328 >>Not really. The headline should be "EPA not hiring to replace retirees" - about 500 or so (IIRC) of the fifteen thousand plus employees aren't being replaced, a few have taken buyouts...

Same outcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (/tuJf)

329 MultiPass?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (MINbv)


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Big badaboom.

Posted by: Blake at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (qC1Sy)

330 Um, I think it's not finished. The artist forgot to paint in the naked lady which would have justified the existence of the rest of the painting.

Posted by: pincorrect at December 15, 2017 10:31 AM (c0sWZ)

331 No. Takes effect Jan 1st, 2018.
What they've been touting is the actual $$ increase people will see on their take-home checks.

Excellent strategy, methinks.

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I guess. Doesn't help me this year though.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2017 10:32 AM (sX1BW)

332 I think it's OK. I like some abstract art, but I like Hockney's portraits more. I would not hang this in my living room, but it does not offend my eyes.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 15, 2017 10:32 AM (ZM2xo)

333 233 as I understand it, they don't see any planets on distant stars, they are guessing based on slight wobbles in the star. But a star with many planets and/or asteroids is going to have very complicated possible wobbles, with the Jupiter sized planets having outsized effects. (wobbles because a planet in orbit has a detectable gravitational effect on the star)

To me any announcement is interesting but just theory, with intent more to sell the program than to be "real science".
Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:17 AM (otAqJ)


That and periodic dimming of the star.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 15, 2017 10:32 AM (di1hb)

334 That was lame. Now PDT.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

335 random commenter.
It's surprising. Her dad is a big time lefty. Campaigned for Hillary and Obama. She always seemed so level headed about these things and always voted conservative. Her husband said she was totally grossed out by the pussy tape. Cannot believe she so naive in thinking that talk like that isn't common when men get together. Especially as PDT didn't say he did what he talked about.
I'm blaming menopause.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (N3JsI)

336 joncelli, because somebody had to at

Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone, with oxygen lines in the spectra. FIFY.




Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (hyuyC)

337 ome such as Larry Niven persisted in writing about Martian life until the Brennan Monster dropped an ice asteroid on the planet.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:30 AM (wiubB)

I met Larry Niven once many years ago at a science fiction convention in St. Louis. He's such an incredibly nice man, and as smart and kind as they come.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (raGQi)

338 216
Most modern art like this exhibits a high school level of skill to complete.

Most of my time looking at pieces like this is spent pondering.....Is this art?

That
Churchill piece form yesterday made me wonder about the place, wish I
were there, how hot was it, was it cold? Great big lists of questions
that make me wonder about the thoughts of the artist makes me interested
in the piece.

This kind of stuff does not speak for itself it
only raises the question, does the artist have a hidden skill set that
he is hiding from the viewer?

I think most of the modern stuff is
scam by artists to hide the lack of classical skill, whether they think
its boring or just never could match the level of the great masters.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)

EXACTLY this. Most of these guys couldn't paint a straight line to save their lives. Anyone who has read the story about the emperor's new clothes will understand what's going on with this kind of art. And certain kinds of music as well...

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (oyCqX)

339 Weird- Trump has started.

No teleprompter, no notes.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (zCyNd)

340 308 Actually the NASA announcement is, in fact, kinda meh. Eight planets in a solar system! Well, yes. Just like ours. [Shrug] Planets are probably the norm rather than the exception. It's kinda cool that the Kepler-80 planetary system is a resonant chain but this isn't really a big deal. Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

====================

Oh, so just formal confirmation of what we already know about Kepler-80? A M-type star where the planets are likely gravitationally locked? Nothingburger. It's probably a flare star and the planets are airless and sterile.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:34 AM (eaB6O)

341 I think there really were three prints of this - the outlines are the same, but the colors and textures differ.

https://paddle8.com/work/david-hockney/97620-eine-deux-and-trs-three-works

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 10:34 AM (/qEW2)

342 That and periodic dimming of the star.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 15, 2017 10:32 AM (di1hb)

It boggles my mind that we're able to detect a .01% or whatever change in the brightness of a star that's many light years away at a regular interval and conclude "oh, yep. this means that there's a planet there." Like, I get the science behind it, but the fact that our technology has the precision is incredible.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (KUaJL)

343 Sorry, I'm out but I saw someone asked about the charities. Toys for Tots and Fisher House.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (opC6e)

344 Weird- Trump has started.

No teleprompter, no notes.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (zCyNd)

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Clear indicator of strokin' out and major health problems.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (T4n7S)

345 Sure, Nutella is made from nutria. For nutrition.

Also, arrows come from Arizona. Pencils from Pennsylvania.
Vests from West Virginia. Tents from Tennessee.
But You! You come from Rhode Island! And little old Rhode Island is famous,

for
You.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (H5rtT)

346 The headline should be the EPA has 15,000 employees. "

That's why I typed out the number. I'm guessing that most folks would drastically underestimate the number of FedGov employees at pretty much every agency.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (MINbv)

347 >>
Um, I think it's not finished. The artist forgot to paint in the naked
lady which would have justified the existence of the rest of the
painting.



Hold my beer...

Posted by: Carroll Dunham, Artiste at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (W+vEI)

348 336 joncelli, because somebody had to at

Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone, with oxygen lines in the spectra. FIFY.




Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (hyuyC)

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Now THAT would be a BFD as Joey the Paste Eater would say. Only way you get that is life!

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (eaB6O)

349 51 minutes. Jesus, Hannity...this better be damn good.

Posted by: Rockysan99 at December 15, 2017 10:36 AM (m7LQK)

350 No teleprompter, no notes.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (zCyNd)



He's got teleprompters. But the bringing out Peter Strzok to draw and quarter him on live TV is more than I expected.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)

351 Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot...

I must concur.

Posted by: zombie Salvador Dali at December 15, 2017 10:36 AM (326rv)

352
That's why I typed out the number. I'm guessing that most folks would drastically underestimate the number of FedGov employees at pretty much every agency.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (MINbv)


And this exacty why a government shutdown is no big deal.

Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (EGFUD)

353 PDT: Do your duty and do it properly.
Cloaked Bazinga!

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (r9UYA)

354 I think most of the modern stuff is
scam by artists to hide the lack of classical skill, whether they think
its boring or just never could match the level of the great masters.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)

Note that when you're looking at a painting by one of the masters that there were thousands of absolutely terrible paintings done in their era by those who weren't masters. We're seeing the very best of that era's work, the top 1%.

There's always been bad art, lots and lots of it. Great art is the art that lasts, that people over the centuries would risk life and limb to preserve and protect.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (raGQi)

355 So these planets of potential life went through the same odds as earth in creating life from a primordial soup of chemicals?

Monkeys typing Shakespear again I suppose.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (2DOZq)

356 336
joncelli, because somebody had to at



Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone, with oxygen lines in the spectra. FIFY.











Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (hyuyC)

You can find a planet exactly the size of Earth, with lots of water and even oxygen, with pretty blue skies and 70 degree temps year round, smack dab in the middle of the goldilocks zone and still have nothing. Because most of these planets are sizzling with radiation and unable to support a speck of life. Earth has a built in radiation shield, which may be an extremely rare occurence, happening almost never by chance, and that may very well be the answer to the fermi paradox.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (oyCqX)

357 343 Sorry, I'm out but I saw someone asked about the charities. Toys for Tots and Fisher House.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (opC6e)


Thanks! Passed on to Mrs. jwb7605. She will approve of that.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (DofIg)

358 JJ Watt is about to launch a new line of athletic shoes. I Just read where a soldier in Afghanistan tweeted JJ Watt and asked if the shoes could be shipped to AFG as he wanted to buy a pair.

Watt said that he didn't know but he would make sure it would happen. Someone tweeted that Watt should buy this guy a pair. Watt responded "Great idea!" and then asked the soldier to get shoe sizes for his whole unit and he would send them all a pair - gratis.

Kapernick isn't qualified to wash this man's jock strap.

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2017 10:38 AM (oiNtH)

359 "Weird- Trump has started.



No teleprompter, no notes.



Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar"

Unprofessional, undignified., lightweight. Shows he is unfit for the job.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (MxEKc)

360 Drake Equation. Seems like the number for how many stars have planets is pretty high - essentially all of them.

That drives the numbers up, that is why it matters.

We have a planetary scientist in our church. He said a couple of years at a talk about reconciling science and religion that planets are ubiquitous.

And he also hinted - but would not openly declare - that he believes that we have evidence of life on Mars. Not that it is some big secret covered up, but rather that the available evidence lends itself to that conclusion.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (WonQS)

361 got back from walking the doggeh
20F
brrr

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (hMwEB)

362 PDT: What the Hell is going on in Chicago?

Hear that Rahm?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (r9UYA)

363 I think most of the modern stuff is
scam by artists to hide the lack of classical skill, whether they think
its boring or just never could match the level of the great masters.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Or it's a scam to part fools from their money. Which at least that I can approve of.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (AM1GF)

364 336 joncelli, because somebody had to at

Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone, with oxygen lines in the spectra. FIFY.




Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (hyuyC)

True enough. I hope to live long enough to see an actual picture of an actual Earth-type extrasolar planet but at this pace my heart will give out first.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

365

CNN: Trump is speaking to a group of people. Do you know WHO else spoke to groups of people?!?!? (foams at mouth)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (493sH)

366 Trump seems to like the police. What a refreshing change.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)

367 Full disclosure: I was mostly attracted to the title of today's piece, which made no fvcking sense at all to me.


It doesn't make sense to itself. 'Eine' needs something that follows it, "a or an something", otherwise it's eins. Deux is a regular word. Tres with the backway mark, accent grave, doesn't mean anything at all that I can tell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

368 Drake Equation. Seems like the number for how many stars have planets is pretty high - essentially all of them.

That drives the numbers up, that is why it matters.


This is a mixed thing. It makes the question of the "Great Filter" that much more alarming and urgent.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (AM1GF)

369 358 JJ Watt is about to launch a new line of athletic shoes. I Just read where a soldier in Afghanistan tweeted JJ Watt and asked if the shoes could be shipped to AFG as he wanted to buy a pair.

Watt said that he didn't know but he would make sure it would happen. Someone tweeted that Watt should buy this guy a pair. Watt responded "Great idea!" and then asked the soldier to get shoe sizes for his whole unit and he would send them all a pair - gratis.

Kapernick isn't qualified to wash this man's jock strap.
Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2017 10:38 AM (oiNtH)

JJ Watt raised $37 million for the victims of Hurricane Harvy. Kapernick bitched about oppression.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (KUaJL)

370 Ok, so whoever I can blame for this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ym3RlvVR9M

SFW - Rock Me Gently. One of the great keyboard licks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (MINbv)

371 This closeup of his drill bit explains ace's shelving problems.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (FhXTo)

372
Link for the President's address?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (S/hVx)

373 Has CNN announced that Trump is slurring his words yet?

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (oiNtH)

374 PDT: What the Hell is going on in Chicago?

Hear that Rahm?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (r9UYA)


Someone in Chicago floated the idea of bringing in UN peace keeping troops to certain areas of Chicago.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (493sH)

375 After working 18 days straight, delivering mail and working retail, all I have to do today is attend a two-hour Diversity training at the local community college. mandatory if I want to continue tutoring.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (CXrpl)

376 This painting has an interesting three dimensional effect.

Posted by: Ivan Spotnicov at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (KdDCu)

377 Toys for Tots and Fisher House.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (opC6e)

Oh.

I thought there was a third: "Bourbon For Bluebell."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (wYseH)

378 Link for the President's address?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (S/hVx)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNR-sy8N5A

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (zCyNd)

379 Someone in Chicago floated the idea of bringing in UN peace keeping troops to certain areas of Chicago.

Posted by: TheQuietMan


Insurrection Act.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (AM1GF)

380 Test

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (gfU6H)

381 So on Europa, how much weight difference is there on the side of the moon facing Jupiter and the side opposite? And what awesome skies they would have to watch.

But the tides would be huge. (Or is it "tidal locked", if that is the right expression, for when the same side faces the planet all the time) Makes good sci-fi for sure.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (otAqJ)

382 Great art is the art that lasts, that people over the centuries would risk life and limb to preserve and protect.
Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (raGQi)


Maybe you would ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (JpIFY)

383 356 336
joncelli, because somebody had to at



Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone, with oxygen lines in the spectra. FIFY.











Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (hyuyC)

You can find a planet exactly the size of Earth, with lots of water and even oxygen, with pretty blue skies and 70 degree temps year round, smack dab in the middle of the goldilocks zone and still have nothing. Because most of these planets are sizzling with radiation and unable to support a speck of life. Earth has a built in radiation shield, which may be an extremely rare occurence, happening almost never by chance, and that may very well be the answer to the fermi paradox.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (oyCqX)

I prefer "after a certain point in AI research the AI kills off all the meat sacks" but your explanation is more likely, but less amenable to novelization.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

384 Am I unbanned yet?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (gfU6H)

385 360. Counter to Drake - the total number of potential planetary bodies is, in principle, infinite. The total known or suspected population of the universe is a finite number. A finite number divided by infinity is practically Zero. Therefore, the average population of any planet is zero.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (fA1SL)

386 JJ Watt raised $37 million for the victims of Hurricane Harvy. Kapernick bitched about oppression.

Posted by: joe, living

But Kapernick is so BRAVE! What a useless tool both on and off the field.

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (oiNtH)

387 I thought there was a third: "Bourbon For Bluebell."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (wYseH)


Allowable expenses.

Allowable. Expenses.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (WonQS)

388 @ 378

Thank you, Miklos.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (S/hVx)

389 #341 Yes. All three are shown by the links at #137; and they're lithographs not collages that they look like.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (QCX64)

390 It appears I am!

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2017 10:43 AM (gfU6H)

391 Random calculator grab:

https://tinyurl.com/y8lhljre
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 15, 2017 09:57 AM (T4n7S)

Thanks! That's helpful.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 15, 2017 10:43 AM (hMwEB)

392 342 That and periodic dimming of the star.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 15, 2017 10:32 AM (di1hb)

It boggles my mind that we're able to detect a .01% or whatever change in the brightness of a star that's many light years away at a regular interval and conclude "oh, yep. this means that there's a planet there." Like, I get the science behind it, but the fact that our technology has the precision is incredible.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:35 AM (KUaJL)


And that technology is cheap enough that hobbyists contribute data. Automated telescopes out in the backyard.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 15, 2017 10:43 AM (di1hb)

393 PDT trashing chain migration and visa lottery.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (r9UYA)

394 The crazy thing is this guy has the Order of Merit*. Not too many of those going around.

Standards. Does Art have them any more?

*Only 24 living recipients, and is the personal gift of Queen Elizabeth II.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (hyuyC)

395 Anyone interested in the government employment levels, take a look at this chart!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvdujff

#winning

Posted by: MAGA at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (vLsUj)

396 379 Someone in Chicago floated the idea of bringing in UN peace keeping troops to certain areas of Chicago.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Insurrection Act.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:41 AM (AM1GF)

That should be applied to California.

Posted by: Strzok at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

397 The painting looks as through someone attacked a sofa with a chainsaw before painting it and it's surroundings blue.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (gfU6H)

398 There are an uncountable number of stars in our galaxy and an uncountable number of galaxies in the universe. There are probably many planets with life. Now, is that intelligent life like humans, and has that life found us and travelled the vast distance to visit us? Prolly not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (BoMuO)

399 And that technology is cheap enough that hobbyists contribute data. Automated telescopes out in the backyard.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf


Plus folks can host stuff on their computers to help crunch the data. SETI did that for a while, some cancer research outfits do too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (AM1GF)

400 356 336
joncelli, because somebody had to at



Call me when we get an Earth gravity planet in the Goldilocks zone, with oxygen lines in the spectra. FIFY.











Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 10:33 AM (hyuyC)

You can find a planet exactly the size of Earth, with lots of water and even oxygen, with pretty blue skies and 70 degree temps year round, smack dab in the middle of the goldilocks zone and still have nothing. Because most of these planets are sizzling with radiation and unable to support a speck of life. Earth has a built in radiation shield, which may be an extremely rare occurence, happening almost never by chance, and that may very well be the answer to the fermi paradox.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (oyCqX)

============

If you're referring to the earth's magnetic field, then if you have all of those things the planet will HAVE to have a strong magnetic field, otherwise everything gets stripped away by solar wind within a few million years. O2 lines in the spectria would say the following:

1. There is a functional magnetic field, othewise it would have been stripped away fairly quickly

2. There is likely a Ozone layer, because O2 + UV radiation = Ozone. You don't need much, around 0.02 percent iirc.

3. Strongly suggestive of Photosynthetic life producing O2. Oxygen is, in general, way too reactive to be persistent over geological time scales, hence, if its seen in a planet's spectrum, something has to be making it. Even low levels are suggestive of cyanobacteria.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (eaB6O)

401 244
>>Most of my time looking at pieces like this is spent
pondering.....Is this art? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December
15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)



The successful artist sets a trap for a viewer's attention that succeeds. Yours was captured. Yes, it's art.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)

Maybe. Trap setting by artist, though as a way to engage? In this instance the trap is showing a low level of skill in the artistic "strokes" but massive amounts of "conceptual skill" to get the viewer to look at his art and wonder if there is any skill involved? Seems more like a marketing exercise and not an art exercise.

I suppose there are two types of art. One where the artists seeks to make representation of the world as he/she see's it and uses craftsmanship and technique to convey the mood, setting and other smart stuff, and another kind of art that "makes you think".
I was at an art gallery in Denver and one of the pieces was essentially a garbage can behind a row of yellow safety tape. There was a card on the wall explaining the piece. It was either a sick joke or a real piece of art, but there was no way to tell. You would then take a colored ball from a box that matched the emotion that the art brought out in you; fve colors corresponding to five emotions. You put a marble in the bucket and it was to represent something and you became part of the art. Of course the emotion I felt wasn't one of the named marbles, you were only allowed five emotions, and contempt was not one of them.

Art or a joke.






Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (ymnmz)

402 anyone know anything about bitcoin mining?



just curious







Mining? No.

Do know that crypto-coin is backed by nothing but ether.

It's the new tulip bulb, beanie-baby mania.


It's too late to do other than via custom machines.
It's as real and as backed up as any other money.
It paid for my cousins TransAm.


Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2017 10:46 AM (FhXTo)

403 Posted by: booknlass

God Bless you!! My daughter is a retail manager at our local mall and it is really tough to keep the Christmas spirit. She says the worse is actually the piped in Christmas music that plays non-stop that started right after Thanksgiving. How many times can you hear Jingle Bells before you want to throat punch someone.

Diversity Class - can you bring a pillow and a sleep mask?

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2017 10:46 AM (oiNtH)

404 Hahaa Trump speaking at the FBI on MS-13, cracks me up...

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 15, 2017 10:46 AM (PafTy)

405 PDT trashing chain migration and visa lottery.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (r9UYA)


Somethings the GOPe types are quite happy to leave in place.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2017 10:46 AM (y7DUB)

406 Now, is that intelligent life like humans, and has that life found us and travelled the vast distance to visit us? Prolly not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (BoMuO)

Yeah, that bit about alien life forms travelling across oceans of space and time only to crash in an experimental aircraft testing facility in a Nevada desert just doesn't seem plausible. Maybe it's just me.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:47 AM (raGQi)

407 398

There are an uncountable number of stars in our galaxy and an uncountable number of galaxies in the universe. There are probably many planets with life. Now, is that intelligent life like humans, and has that life found us and travelled the vast distance to visit us? Prolly not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (BoMuO)

The distances make contact impossible. An insurmountable problem for living organisms.

Posted by: kraken at December 15, 2017 10:47 AM (zSVEm)

408
I would say that I went to a Houston Grand Opera performance of Turandot with sets designed by Hockney and they were pretty damn good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2017 10:48 AM (5BYNT)

409 lol Cheri, I would rather wear a Trump mask to the Diversity training. lol. can you imagine?


I'm really lucky with my retail job--it's at a quilt shop in a country town, inside a working grain elevator, and often I'm by myself, listening to my own Pandora stations. Lately, blues and bluegrass Christmas.

again, I am blessed.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 10:48 AM (CXrpl)

410 Ha! Trump just tweaked the MFM.

To the laughs of the audience.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (8iiMU)

411 I like the bed nails in the foreground. I can like down on one of those without getting injured.

Posted by: #FakirNews at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (/qEW2)

412 "Someone has to be first."

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (QCX64)

413 >>Maybe. Trap setting by artist, though as a way to engage? In this instance the trap is showing a low level of skill in the artistic "strokes" but massive amounts of "conceptual skill" to get the viewer to look at his art and wonder if there is any skill involved? Seems more like a marketing exercise and not an art exercise.

I suppose there are two types of art. One where the artists seeks to make representation of the world as he/she see's it and uses craftsmanship and technique to convey the mood, setting and other smart stuff, and another kind of art that "makes you think".
I was at an art gallery in Denver and one of the pieces was essentially a garbage can behind a row of yellow safety tape. There was a card on the wall explaining the piece. It was either a sick joke or a real piece of art, but there was no way to tell. You would then take a colored ball from a box that matched the emotion that the art brought out in you; fve colors corresponding to five emotions. You put a marble in the bucket and it was to represent something and you became part of the art. Of course the emotion I felt wasn't one of the named marbles, you were only allowed five emotions, and contempt was not one of them.

Art or a joke.

Another captive.






Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (ymnmz)

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)

414 >>405 PDT trashing chain migration and visa lottery.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (r9UYA)

Somethings the GOPe types are quite happy to leave in place.

Its almost like they are the true enemy of the nation.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (r9UYA)

415 Anyone interested in the government employment levels, take a look at this chart!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvdujff

#winning
Posted by: MAGA at December 15, 2017 10:44 AM (vLsUj)



What was that 500,000 spike in mid 2010? Census?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (BoMuO)

416 shopping alert!

apparently today is National Free Shipping day for a bunch of online stores
Barnes & Noble, Gap, Old Navy, etc

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (hMwEB)

417 409 - Awesome! Much better

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (oiNtH)

418 Well for those who are interested in World War II, photos and other knick-knacks from an RAF pilot are going to auction. Included are photos of the capture of U-570 which became the Royal Navy submarine HMS Graph

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85y93qj

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (wiubB)

419 >>What was that 500,000 spike in mid 2010? Census?

Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (/tuJf)

420 PDT: Look, there's the Fake News back there. LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (r9UYA)

421 411
I like the bed nails in the foreground. I can like down on one of those without getting injured.

Posted by: #FakirNews at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (/qEW2)

Hey! Get off my lawn!

Posted by: weirdly deformed woman on couch at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (8iiMU)

422 Not to be willowed at the Morning Report but..

I always kinda liked The Hispanic Maverick as a nickname for Marco Rubio.

Posted by: Blanco at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (QGdDN)

423 Posted by: zombie Salvador Dali


You, sir, had skillz. Dali's "Last Supper" was a popular dorm room kind of poster in the 70s. Interesting effect, looked like it was made by the poster genies with poster magic.

I saw it in person with a diminutive 'ette a couple of years ago. We'd spent all day at the National Gallery leaning in and looking at the brushstrokes of Rembrandts trying to understand how it's done.

I have no phooking idea how Dali did that. From 2" away with reading glasses on I couldn't figure out the technique.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (fuK7c)

424 360 Drake Equation. Seems like the number for how many stars have planets is pretty high - essentially all of them.

That drives the numbers up, that is why it matters.

We have a planetary scientist in our church. He said a couple of years at a talk about reconciling science and religion that planets are ubiquitous.

And he also hinted - but would not openly declare - that he believes that we have evidence of life on Mars. Not that it is some big secret covered up, but rather that the available evidence lends itself to that conclusion.
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 10:39 AM (WonQS)

===========

Thing is, the Drake didn't take into account things that we know now might be needed for complex life to evolve. Things like a large moon to stablize rotational wobble, a large gas giant to act as a sink for asteroids and comets, etc. It does suggest that life is likely ubiquitous, if only on the bacterial level.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (eaB6O)

425 And Big Don knocks 'em dead again.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (H5rtT)

426 There are an uncountable number of stars in our galaxy and an uncountable number of galaxies in the universe. There are probably many planets with life. Now, is that intelligent life like humans, and has that life found us and travelled the vast distance to visit us? Prolly not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (BoMuO)

I get a kick out of listening to paranormal stuff, there's some fun podcasts in that vein. It seems to me that the prevailing thought in circles that believe in that sort of thing are that aliens aren't actually from other planets within our physical universe (that;s just a cover story that is easier for our puny earth brains to understand), but they're sort of beings that exist from different dimensions or something. So they haven't traveled a great distance, but they do like phase in and out of our reality.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (KUaJL)

427 354
I think most of the modern stuff is

scam by artists to hide the lack of classical skill, whether they think

its boring or just never could match the level of the great masters.





Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)



Note that when you're looking at a painting by one of the masters
that there were thousands of absolutely terrible paintings done in their
era by those who weren't masters. We're seeing the very best of that
era's work, the top 1%.



There's always been bad art, lots and lots of it. Great art is the
art that lasts, that people over the centuries would risk life and limb
to preserve and protect.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (raGQi)


OK, Point made and noted.


I always try to be thoughtful of my critiques and not to just dispel whole categories of art because I don't like the style. But, I struggle with modern art. I can't name a piece that I would say is a slam dunk for and all-time classic of the style, while I suppose that impressionism is not my favorite style, I can certainly understand the skill and see the difference between the great impressionist and the high school level ones. Modern art, not so much.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (ymnmz)

428 354 I think most of the modern stuff is
scam by artists to hide the lack of classical skill, whether they think
its boring or just never could match the level of the great masters.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:14 AM (ymnmz)

Note that when you're looking at a painting by one of the masters that there were thousands of absolutely terrible paintings done in their era by those who weren't masters. We're seeing the very best of that era's work, the top 1%.

There's always been bad art, lots and lots of it. Great art is the art that lasts, that people over the centuries would risk life and limb to preserve and protect.
Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2017 10:37 AM (raGQi)

^^
This.

And it's interesting how many modern art galleries poo-poo this fact. During docent training a story was told about a guest saying that exact thing to a tour-guide. The reactions were... interesting.

Posted by: Kris at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (nwqNw)

429 Excellent words, President Trump

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (CXrpl)

430 What was that 500,000 spike in mid 2010? Census?"

Not much of a spike. It's the BLS's "total" figures chart, you can find it here and set your own parameters. Try from 1992 to today for a real eye opener...
https://data.bls.gov/pdq/SurveyOutputServlet

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (MINbv)

431

1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (IqV8l)

432 I prefer "after a certain point in AI research the
AI kills off all the meat sacks" but your explanation is more likely,
but less amenable to novelization.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

Everybody forgets the radiation. The universe outside our little protected rock is glowing hot with deadly radiation. You can't have life on another planet or even consider long term space travel to that planet until you solve the radiation problem.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 15, 2017 10:52 AM (oyCqX)

433 If AI gets out of control, can't we just unplug the machine? How can they kill humans until they learn how to create their own power? When AI produces a machine, on its own, that can go mine energy sources and transfer it into usable electricity and plug itself in / recharge, then I will be scared.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 15, 2017 10:52 AM (a+WIL)

434 There are an uncountable number of stars in our galaxy and an uncountable number of galaxies in the universe. There are probably many planets with life. Now, is that intelligent life like humans, and has that life found us and travelled the vast distance to visit us? Prolly not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


The distances make contact impossible. An insurmountable problem for living organisms.

Posted by: kraken


At our current skillset level.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 10:52 AM (GjTLE)

435 Big applause for the Donald.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 10:53 AM (r9UYA)

436 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (fuK7c)

Some art and music is a pretty good argument for the existence of God, and the idea that he works through the hand of Man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 10:53 AM (wYseH)

437 Pr0n-librarian wannabe Liz MacDonald is showing a little cleavage to Varney this morning. White blouse, dark business jacket.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 15, 2017 10:53 AM (8iiMU)

438 Yay, I finally got my cookbook! It's gorgeous!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 15, 2017 10:54 AM (14URa)

439 Barron's Christmas wish-list:

+5 Vorpal blade
Antje Traue
50 lb. bag of Haribo gummi-bears
Switzerland
A re-education TrumpCamp of his very own
iPhone X

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)

440 If AI gets out of control, can't we just unplug the machine? How can they kill humans until they learn how to create their own power? When AI produces a machine, on its own, that can go mine energy sources and transfer it into usable electricity and plug itself in / recharge, then I will be scared.
Posted by: Eli Cash



Can you just "unplug" the internet? Before AI gets "out of control", it will have secured it's own means of protecting it's self.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 10:54 AM (GjTLE)

441 433 If AI gets out of control, can't we just unplug the machine? How can they kill humans until they learn how to create their own power? When AI produces a machine, on its own, that can go mine energy sources and transfer it into usable electricity and plug itself in / recharge, then I will be scared.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 15, 2017 10:52 AM (a+WIL)

Well, the general line of thought is that it's going to be difficult to know when exactly an AI becomes sentient, and if it's smart enough, then it could become sentient more quickly than we realize and possibly "hide" it's intelligence. From there, it's sort of handwaving to say "well a sufficiently intelligent AI would figure out how to get a copy of itself uploaded into the internet, and then hack into various systems without us knowing."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (KUaJL)

442 Hotel 'art' switched out every few years as the
color scheme changes. Not sure what the prevailing color palette is
right now, but I remember the blue/rust/gray for flowered bedspreads for
a while.


Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

It might make a pleasing pattern for bathroom tiles in a Chipotles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (oPNmq)

443 426 There are an uncountable number of stars in our galaxy and an uncountable number of galaxies in the universe. There are probably many planets with life. Now, is that intelligent life like humans, and has that life found us and travelled the vast distance to visit us? Prolly not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (BoMuO)

I get a kick out of listening to paranormal stuff, there's some fun podcasts in that vein. It seems to me that the prevailing thought in circles that believe in that sort of thing are that aliens aren't actually from other planets within our physical universe (that;s just a cover story that is easier for our puny earth brains to understand), but they're sort of beings that exist from different dimensions or something. So they haven't traveled a great distance, but they do like phase in and out of our reality.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (KUaJL)

There's a school of thought that thinks they're demonic manifestations.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

444 Yeah, that bit about alien life forms travelling across oceans of space
and time only to crash in an experimental aircraft testing facility in a
Nevada desert just doesn't seem plausible. Maybe it's just me.


Another one? First the Roswell crash and now this? It's practically an invasion!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (IcT7t)

445 The Great Filter?

When a planet can no longer pay the EBT cards then there is a great filtering. Many advanced civilizations don't survive it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (wiubB)

446 If AI gets out of control, can't we just unplug the machine? How can they kill humans until they learn how to create their own power? When AI produces a machine, on its own, that can go mine energy sources and transfer it into usable electricity and plug itself in / recharge, then I will be scared.

Posted by: Eli Cash


That assumes it's point-based, that is, just in one machine. A distributed intelligence could hide itself in untold devices worldwide--the same way a zombie botnet does--and might get degraded, but be theoretically near-impossible to root out without destroying the Internet entirely, or at least crippling it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (AM1GF)

447 Hmmm.....artist is said to have synaesthesia. This might explain some of what's going on here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 09:40 AM (fA1SL)

Then he should not listen to Yoko while he paints.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (oPNmq)

448 Speaking of the RAF, that Spit they used in Dunkirk for the in cockpit shots:

http://bit.ly/2kxrPzU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)

449 There's a school of thought that thinks they're demonic manifestations.
Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

The alien believers are under the impression that it's the other way around.

But yeah, I'm familiar with that theory as well.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:56 AM (KUaJL)

450 *rummages on shelf*

Ah there we go - The Adolescence of P-1.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 10:56 AM (wiubB)

451 Who makes a machine without an "off" switch?!

Posted by: dr leonard mccoy at December 15, 2017 10:57 AM (QCX64)

452 419 >>What was that 500,000 spike in mid 2010? Census?

Every 10 years, there is the census spike.

This chart is total government employment in local, state and federal.

Posted by: MAGA at December 15, 2017 10:57 AM (vLsUj)

453 Art or a joke.



Another captive.













Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:45 AM (ymnmz)

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)

Hence my scorn. The artist seems to hate the viewer. I suppose the feeling is mutual.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 10:57 AM (ymnmz)

454 Not to be willowed at the Morning Report but..

I always kinda liked The Hispanic Maverick as a nickname for Marco Rubio.
Posted by: Blanco



The Cuban Jackass?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 10:57 AM (GjTLE)

455 56 There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.


Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2017 09:41 AM (wPiJc)

Works for me.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 10:58 AM (WDCYi)

456 When a planet can no longer pay the EBT cards then there is a great filtering. Many advanced civilizations don't survive it.

Posted by: Anna Puma


You jest, but I suspect something like that is close to the truth--when a culture turns from expansion to just maintenance, as we're in danger of doing completely, it's dying. Socialism and its likes is a trap in that regard.

I'll probably never see proof of my suspicion, but there it is.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:58 AM (AM1GF)

457
Oh, and my employer's chief accountant is walking around the building wearing bright orange Crocs. We're talking traffic cone orange. Should this concern me?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)






Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2017 10:58 AM (veoSD)

458 I am getting very depressed and ever more fearful for our country as I see the Left regain its footing and ready itself to unless all their pent up rage in the mid terms. At the same time I see our "Leadership" waste what chances we have to put the left down for a generation. It just boggles the mind that men like Mitch M. and McCain think some much more of themselves and their lust for power then they do of their country.

At some point we will be forced to make some terrible choices and take some horrible actions and I hate them for forcing those choices on us because of their own greed and stupidity.

I guess I am looking for some concrete good news that shows the tide is starting to turn.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 15, 2017 11:00 AM (CuDAv)

459 Cubism sucks

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:00 AM (eO5CB)

460 I get a kick out of listening to paranormal stuff,
there's some fun podcasts in that vein. It seems to me that the
prevailing thought in circles that believe in that sort of thing are
that aliens aren't actually from other planets within our physical
universe (that;s just a cover story that is easier for our puny earth
brains to understand), but they're sort of beings that exist from
different dimensions or something. So they haven't traveled a great
distance, but they do like phase in and out of our reality.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:51 AM (KUaJL)

I find it interesting that now that everyone has high-definition video cameras in their pockets we don't get many UFO photos any more. Remember when those would be on the tabloids about once a week?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (UBzPO)

461 441 433 If AI gets out of control, can't we just unplug the machine? How can they kill humans until they learn how to create their own power? When AI produces a machine, on its own, that can go mine energy sources and transfer it into usable electricity and plug itself in / recharge, then I will be scared.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 15, 2017 10:52 AM (a+WIL)

Well, the general line of thought is that it's going to be difficult to know when exactly an AI becomes sentient, and if it's smart enough, then it could become sentient more quickly than we realize and possibly "hide" it's intelligence. From there, it's sort of handwaving to say "well a sufficiently intelligent AI would figure out how to get a copy of itself uploaded into the internet, and then hack into various systems without us knowing."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (KUaJL)

According to the book Life 3.0 people need to get any notion of robots out of their minds. It would be some kind of cloud based AI.
It will be really interesting when machines are self replicating, self improving and capable of setting independent goals.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (TisfY)

462 It doesn't make sense to itself. 'Eine' needs something that follows it, "a or an something", otherwise it's eins. Deux is a regular word. Tres with the backway mark, accent grave, doesn't mean anything at all that I can tell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

Look at the painting, you want that guy to use proper grammar in three foreign languages?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (dab45)

463 Hope it came in a nice frame.

Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (6Krd7)

464 Modern art is complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 15, 2017 09:32 AM


My favorite so far remains a large canvas square, half yellow and half white. The title? Yellow-White, of course. And this thing was in the Museum of Fine Art in Boston. WTAF, people?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (p+Wdc)

465 This reminds me of a Spy vs Spy panel.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (8bEU0)

466 Varney diddling Rove's vagina.

*click*

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (r9UYA)

467 458. As I've said, turning this thing around is probably gonna be ugly. If successful, there will be a period of history we don't talk about.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (fA1SL)

468 Oh, and my employer's chief accountant is walking around the building
wearing bright orange Crocs. We're talking traffic cone orange. Should
this concern me?
=====

My favorite pair! Must read here and know there are stealth croc-wearers infiltrating corporate America. Yeah, I'm one of them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (MIKMs)

469 I guess I am looking for some concrete good news that shows the tide is starting to turn.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 15, 2017 11:00 AM (CuDAv)


Saban seems confident they'll have a few starters back by the Clemson game.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (JpIFY)

470 What an absolute fraud Rubio is.

Nobody on the Hill likes him, and now I really know why.

We are talking about a tax cut, and he's looking to provide more handouts to people who don't pay any.

Douche.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (VpIIl)

471 Drake Equation. Seems like the number for how many stars have planets is pretty high - essentially all of them.

-
If any of the values plugged into the Drake equation is zero then the result is zero.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

472 459 Cubism sucks
--------------------
I'm not sure this is cubism cuz no cubes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (YV+SU)

473 FBN: Refundale portion of the child tax credit will be raised from $1100 to $1400.

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (Enq6K)

474 Palpatine, Cromwellian heads on pikes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:03 AM (wiubB)

475 It is called the Fermi Paradox.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2017 11:03 AM (gbWkA)

476 RefundaBle

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 11:03 AM (Enq6K)

477 461. Then, Butlerian jihad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 11:03 AM (fA1SL)

478 470 What an absolute fraud Rubio is.

Nobody on the Hill likes him, and now I really know why.

We are talking about a tax cut, and he's looking to provide more handouts to people who don't pay any.

Douche.
-----------------
Much like Jeb, Rubio dreamed of becoming the Emperor of the Western Hemisphere. He just needs a lot more American taxpayers to seal the deal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (YV+SU)

479 456
You jest, but I suspect something like that is close to the truth--when a culture turns from expansion to just maintenance, as we're in danger of doing completely, it's dying. Socialism and its likes is a trap in that regard.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 10:58 AM (AM1GF)


I wonder if any civilizations get completely conquered by an Islam-like cult and permanently turn their backs on modernity.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (xjiRE)

480 461 441 433 If AI gets out of control, can't we just unplug the machine? How can they kill humans until they learn how to create their own power? When AI produces a machine, on its own, that can go mine energy sources and transfer it into usable electricity and plug itself in / recharge, then I will be scared.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 15, 2017 10:52 AM (a+WIL)

Well, the general line of thought is that it's going to be difficult to know when exactly an AI becomes sentient, and if it's smart enough, then it could become sentient more quickly than we realize and possibly "hide" it's intelligence. From there, it's sort of handwaving to say "well a sufficiently intelligent AI would figure out how to get a copy of itself uploaded into the internet, and then hack into various systems without us knowing."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 10:55 AM (KUaJL)

According to the book Life 3.0 people need to get any notion of robots out of their minds. It would be some kind of cloud based AI.
It will be really interesting when machines are self replicating, self improving and capable of setting independent goals.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:01 AM (TisfY)

And the independent goal will be self-defense and building a castle. You could put a castle anywhere, even on another planet. Maybe the AI would use its computing power to come up with a viable stardrive, pick up stakes, and head out. And now I need to do some outlining.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

481 -
--
Cubism sucks


Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:00 AM

-------------------------

You said it. That Fidel was a real dick.

Posted by: Oppressed Cubins at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (pMGkg)

482 No Cubism sucks - The Miami Cubans

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (gbWkA)

483 I think this painting does prove one thing, Vogons do more than write bad poetry.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:05 AM (wiubB)

484 Rubio is a dickfish.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 11:05 AM (r9UYA)

485 re Marco: Maybe they should fill the senate floor with foam so that nobody knows who was, er, voting on the bill.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (6FqZa)

486 And the independent goal will be self-defense and building a castle. You could put a castle anywhere, even on another planet. Maybe the AI would use its computing power to come up with a viable stardrive, pick up stakes, and head out. And now I need to do some outlining.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

So long and thanks for all the fish electrons?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (KUaJL)

487 Well here is something you don't see everyday, female Democrat forced to quit race for a House seat because of a sexual harassment claim.

https://tinyurl.com/y8278utj

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (/tuJf)

488 " Modern art is complete and utter bullshit."

agreed

Posted by: Shoey at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (bBE6d)

489 Cubism sucks
But they've got some good ball-players.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (QCX64)

490 >>469 I guess I am looking for some concrete good news that shows the tide is starting to turn.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 15, 2017 11:00 AM (CuDAv)

Last year, Zod supplied the dozen neighbors on his street with holiday gift-baskets that included Trump Winery chardonnay. Scowling Aztecs were hired to stand in the street until the packages were received. Ingrates suffered broken car windows. This season, all recipients seemed sullen, but resigned.

The times, they are a-changin'.

Posted by: Zod at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)

491 485 re Marco: Maybe they should fill the senate floor with foam so that nobody knows who was, er, voting on the bill.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (6FqZa)

Could they put in you must be so tall signs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (TisfY)

492 I wonder if any civilizations get completely conquered by an Islam-like cult and permanently turn their backs on modernity."

Gibbons covered it pretty well. But he was white, so "rayciss"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (MINbv)

493 27 Willowed re: Sessions/OIG report-


Like what? He's recused from the case.


Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 09:23 AM (/tuJf)


Yeah, he can "unrecuse" himself, he can also investigate Mueller's team which has zip to do with Sessions being part of the campaign being investigated for being "in collusion" with Russia. Also, since the 'investigation' has had shit to do with "collusion" and has only produced process crimes created by Mueller's corrupt group, he can step back in on that pretext. Hillary's collusion with Russia/FBI/DoJ/Obama admin has nothing to do with Sessions.

Sessions, apparently, is fast asleep or dead.

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (eO5CB)

494 I wonder if any civilizations get completely conquered by an Islam-like cult and permanently turn their backs on modernity.

Posted by: rickl


Islam, progtardianism, eco-madness, any number of ways it can happen.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (AM1GF)

495 477 461. Then, Butlerian jihad.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 11:03 AM (fA1SL)

Jeeves is his prophet.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (7HtZB)

496 We are talking about a tax cut, and he's looking to provide more handouts to people who don't pay any.

Douche.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (VpIIl)

Heh, remember all those people all over the interwebz blabbing about what a staunch conservative Little Marco was/is? Good times, good times

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (dab45)

497 Hoo boy:

Crazy new Berkeley City Councilwoman is a Jew-hating lunatic, interrogates all her underlings if they are "Zionists," and if they even hesitate or say "I dunno," she fires them:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/12/14/ views-israel-determine-sit-berkeley-commissions-one-council-member-may-think/

Needless to say, anyone who says "Yes, I am a Zionist" is immediately fired as well. One guy -- a transportation commissioner -- is pretty sure he fired her because he merely had a Jewish-sounding name and sidestepped her "Do you support the illegal settler state of Israel?" question, because it had absolutely nothing to do with his job.

Meanwhile, this councilwoman's district in Berkeley is the town's most crime-ridden slum, and she skips or storms out of every meeting to address the issue, deeming the proceedings "racist."

Her campaign was funded by Students for Justice in Palestine and other anti-Israel groups, even though thee is no connection between her job description and international politics. She is so obsessed over hating Jews that she ran for the City Council in the first place because she had been fired from her previous job as an assistant to the previous Councilman due her relentless obsession with Jews and Israel -- so she decided to get revenge and steal his job away -- and succeeded, with funding from Arab groups -- even though she is black and her district is mostly black.

Wehn the local paper exposed all this, she wrote a "rebuttal" which said,

"This is one disgruntled guy, who disagrees with my position on Palestine. For this to be considered news worthy is another reflection of the ongoing suppression campaigns to smear anyone who supports Palestine. The campaign to silence support for Palestinian rights is how I came to be a councilmember in the first place."

Uh huh.

Meanwhile, her district is a cesspit and she does nothing to do address the issue.

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (42M22)

498 Thing is, the Drake didn't take into account things that we know now might be needed for complex life to evolve. Things like a large moon to stablize rotational wobble, a large gas giant to act as a sink for asteroids and comets, etc. It does suggest that life is likely ubiquitous, if only on the bacterial level.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (eaB6O)


Drake's Equation is one big fudge.

We don't have any idea the correct values. Like I said, it seems like f sub p approaches 1.

I think that saying "well you need a big moon" or whatever is not really appropriate. We know the conditions here, and then we are extrapolating well you need all these conditions here to have intelligent life.

Okay. Maybe. Maybe not.



Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (WonQS)

499 There are an uncountable number of stars in our galaxy

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Maybe you can't count them but Obama can.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

500 is pretty sure he fired her
=
is pretty sure she fired him

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:08 AM (42M22)

501 http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/12/14/ family-bomber-visited-bangladesh- charity-work-rohingya-muslims/

Yeah, right. CAIR is right on top of it.


Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 09:56 AM (MIKMs)

I appreciate that you inserted spaces in the link so it won't blow the margins for those people using lame smartphones instead of real computers to read the HQ. How about inserting those spaces in the middle of actual words in the link, so it's easier to spot them, instead of next to slashes and dashes?
Like this:
http://www.breitbart.com/national-sec urity/2017/12/14/family-bomber-visited-bangladesh-charity-w ork-rohingya-muslims/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 11:08 AM (oPNmq)

502 Maybe you can't count them but Obama can.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
I can't count them if my view is ear flap blocked.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:09 AM (TisfY)

503 487 Well here is something you don't see everyday, female Democrat forced to quit race for a House seat because of a sexual harassment claim.

https://tinyurl.com/y8278utj
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (/tuJf)

===========

This is a big reason why I don't buy the theory that some have about the current sexual harrassment kerfluffle being expressly provoked to get Moore. Its hitting the left just as hard if not harder than the right. Moore was them making a little lemonade out of a shipping container of lemons.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 11:09 AM (eaB6O)

504 Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (42M22)

Zombie, the link no work for me...What is her name?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (5y11N)

505 The left is desperate to get rid of due process, the little soviet/nazis that they are. Watch this cultural phenomanon carefully. They're even using today's mores to "prosecute" "sexual assault/harrassment" from a time when it wasn't, really. Maybe some of it was, but that's why it was not reported, it didn't rise to that standard.

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (eO5CB)

506 Meanwhile, her district is a cesspit and she does nothing to do address the issue.

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (42M22)

Southwest Berkeley? Or have the Hills become just as bad.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (wYseH)

507 487 Well here is something you don't see everyday, female Democrat forced to quit race for a House seat because of a sexual harassment claim.

https://tinyurl.com/y8278utj


What's good for the Gander is good for the Goose...so to speak.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (r9UYA)

508 I wonder if any civilizations get completely conquered by an Islam-like cult and permanently turn their backs on modernity.
Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2017 11:04 AM (xjiRE)

Well, just keep watching Sweden, we'll find out soon enough.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (dab45)

509 I imagine the astrophysics departments and labs are rife with people who are desperate for validation of their desires for science fiction to be true.

Posted by: kraken at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (zSVEm)

510 504 Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (42M22)

Zombie, the link no work for me...What is her name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Remove the space in the URL (before "views"):

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/12/14/ views-israel-determine-sit-berkeley-commissions-one-council-member-may-think/

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (42M22)

511 Well here is something you don't see everyday, female Democrat forced to quit race for a House seat because of a sexual harassment claim.

https://tinyurl.com/y8278utj

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Sad thing is, I'd do her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

512 All worlds belong us! - The Cubans from the 12th dimension

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (gbWkA)

513 And down goes Lisa Bloom and the complaints of harassment against Trump. She was raising money from Democrat donors to pay women to claim harassment against Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y8245qqw

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (/tuJf)

514 What is her name?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 11:10 AM (5y11N)

Aisha Jewhater

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (wYseH)

515 Or perhaps The Forbin Project or Ellison's Hugo winning little story I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Which all predate Cameron's Skynet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (wiubB)

516 I wonder if any civilizations get completely conquered by an Islam-like cult and permanently turn their backs on modernity.

Well, shit.

Posted by: the Persians at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (6FqZa)

517 Yet, Emma Lazarus, a zionist, is completely responsible for immigration policy standards?

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (eO5CB)

518 I think that saying "well you need a big moon" or whatever is not really appropriate. We know the conditions here, and then we are extrapolating well you need all these conditions here to have intelligent life.

Okay. Maybe. Maybe not.

Posted by: blaster


It's a starting point for intelligent life as we know it. Since we don't really have data for other paradigms yet, we can't make an educated guess.

Aside from that, from a practical standpoint, it's pretty much a parlor game until we find something more solid.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (AM1GF)

519 Where do leftists get this novel notion that their opinions are being silenced?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (TisfY)

520 483
I think this painting does prove one thing, Vogons do more than write bad poetry.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:05 AM (wiubB)


They paint with hammers.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (ymnmz)

521 506 Meanwhile, her district is a cesspit and she does nothing to do address the issue.

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (42M22)

Southwest Berkeley? Or have the Hills become just as bad.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Yup, west Berkeley, below San Pablo -- you nailed it.

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (42M22)

522 Just waiting on sex-bots. Don't care if it's another step toward SkyNet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (JpIFY)

523 I'm late. Rubio is a yes again now, right?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (3myMJ)

524 Yeah, he can "unrecuse" himself, he can also investigate Mueller's team which has zip to do with Sessions being part of the campaign being investigated for being "in collusion" with Russia. Also, since the 'investigation' has had shit to do with "collusion" and has only produced process crimes created by Mueller's corrupt group, he can step back in on that pretext. Hillary's collusion with Russia/FBI/DoJ/Obama admin has nothing to do with Sessions.

Sessions, apparently, is fast asleep or dead.
Posted by: dagny


Or in on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (GjTLE)

525 "A new vision that puts Kansas families first", says Andrea "Emily's List" Ramsey

First you have to allow families to start.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 11:13 AM (6FqZa)

526 She is what I figured she'd be

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2017 11:13 AM (5y11N)

527 498 Thing is, the Drake didn't take into account things that we know now might be needed for complex life to evolve. Things like a large moon to stablize rotational wobble, a large gas giant to act as a sink for asteroids and comets, etc. It does suggest that life is likely ubiquitous, if only on the bacterial level.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 10:50 AM (eaB6O)

Drake's Equation is one big fudge.

We don't have any idea the correct values. Like I said, it seems like f sub p approaches 1.

I think that saying "well you need a big moon" or whatever is not really appropriate. We know the conditions here, and then we are extrapolating well you need all these conditions here to have intelligent life.

Okay. Maybe. Maybe not.



Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (WonQS)

============

I was just spitballing various variables he didn't have any way of knowing about at the time. The more we learn about extrasolar systems and the conditions therin as well as how life evolved on Earth, the more plausible the various "Rare Earth" theories look.

Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 11:13 AM (eaB6O)

528 The other thing about alien contact is the narrow time window for its possibilities.

We're on a 5 bn year old rock in a 13 bn year old universe. The rock has had life for 1 bn years. It's had us for 200K.

It's had us with the ability to look out there with science for 50 or 400 years, depending on how you look at it.

And who knows how long we will last? So some intelligence from millions of light years away is going to have to get awfully lucky to meet us in our prime. Heck, my prime was 20 years ago and I'm fading fast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

529 I'm late. Rubio is a yes again now, right?

Kind of like he's straight most of the week except for a couple hours every other Saturday night.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 11:13 AM (6FqZa)

530 Yup, west Berkeley, below San Pablo -- you nailed it.

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (42M22)

But it was bad in the 1980s and the city council assured me that it would be cleaned up as a result of their far-reaching progressive polices with respect to policing, education and the environment!

I'm confused.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2017 11:14 AM (wYseH)

531 Zombie

Is inflated scrotum man running for mayor now that Lee has passed his best buy date in the grocery?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:14 AM (wiubB)

532 Eh, maybe - Albert Einstein

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2017 11:14 AM (gbWkA)

533 >>Yeah, he can "unrecuse" himself, he can also investigate Mueller's team which has zip to do with Sessions being part of the campaign being investigated for being "in collusion" with Russia. Also, since the 'investigation' has had shit to do with "collusion" and has only produced process crimes created by Mueller's corrupt group, he can step back in on that pretext. Hillary's collusion with Russia/FBI/DoJ/Obama admin has nothing to do with Sessions.

>>Sessions, apparently, is fast asleep or dead.

What exactly do you think the DOJ OIG has been doing over the last year? Do you think Strzok and McCabe and all the others were outed by magic fairies? What would Sessions being doing any differently?

Why some continue to hang on to the myth that because one person has stepped aside that means there is no investigation is a mystery to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

534 First you have to allow families to start."

Well, it's emily's list, so "family" means "single white women, bottle blond, with cats"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 11:15 AM (MINbv)

535 I find it interesting that now that everyone has high-definition video cameras in their pockets we don't get many UFO photos any more.

--------------------------------

Well, just a few minutes ago, I heard a heavy lift helicopter going over the house, so I grabbed my camera and ran to the door, but, at first, I couldn't find the aircraft even though the rotor and engine noise was very loud.

Then I had to step out into the snow and finally saw two little dots up in the sky. When I tried to get the camera on the dots, my pants fell down because the elastic in the waistband is shot and I couldn't stand out in the front yard with my pants around my ankles and my bare bum hanging out because of the traffic on the highway going by the house.

I'm not making this up. True story. So you see how difficult it can be to get a camera on a UFO.

Posted by: Ivan Spotnicov at December 15, 2017 11:15 AM (KdDCu)

536 522 Just waiting on sex-bots. Don't care if it's another step toward SkyNet.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (JpIFY)

What if the rogue AI used contact with a sexbot as a means of inserting a piece of itself in Humans? It could distribute itself across 5 billion male humans and thus always be assured of being able to access most of itself when they bang the bot and complete the contact. Got to make another outline.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

537 Kind of like he's straight most of the week except for a couple hours every other Saturday night.

Foam party?

Saw that RedState and Fox say he's a yes. They didn't know if he'd gotten anything out of his little tantrum.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (3myMJ)

538 But it was bad in the 1980s and the city council assured me that it would be cleaned up as a result of their far-reaching progressive polices with respect to policing, education and the environment!

I'm confused.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Here, wear these magic Progressive Fantasyworld Glasses, and you will see nothing but unicorns and happy-faces!!!

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (42M22)

539 Using AI for interstellar exploration would have possibilities that biological exploration wouldn't have. Time, for instance, would be less of a constraint.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (TisfY)

540
473 FBN: Refundale portion of the child tax credit will be raised from $1100 to $1400.

Posted by: Tami at December 15, 2017 11:02 AM (Enq6K)







The worst part about Rubio's dilly-dallying about is that he isn't even smart enough to balance the risks against a big political payoff. All of that shit for a $300 increase in the refundable amount? Fucking small potatoes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (veoSD)

541 Joncelli, title for your latest idea?

Sex-Bot Succubus

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (wiubB)

542 Or in on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 11:12 AM (GjTLE)

Not by choice. He may have been threatened. I think that has happened a lot with Obama/Hillary. He does seem obsessed with 1975 weed law though.

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (eO5CB)

543 513 And down goes Lisa Bloom and the complaints of harassment against Trump. She was raising money from Democrat donors to pay women to claim harassment against Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y8245qqw
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (/tuJf)

Isn't this against the law? Shouldn't she be stripped of her Bar license?

Posted by: Randy West at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (fvkPE)

544 Well here is something you don't see everyday, female Democrat forced to quit race for a House seat because of a sexual harassment claim.

https://tinyurl.com/y8278utj

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:06 AM (/tuJf)


========

Still waiting for Tammy Baldwin to get her turn.

Posted by: #FakirNews at December 15, 2017 11:17 AM (/qEW2)

545 I'm embarrassed I voted for Rubio in the primary. Jesus.

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:17 AM (eO5CB)

546 I'm not making this up. True story"

"And next, on ABC 13, Naked photo taking stops traffic on highway!!!!!"


Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 15, 2017 11:17 AM (MINbv)

547 533
>>Yeah, he can "unrecuse" himself, he can also investigate
Mueller's team which has zip to do with Sessions being part of the
campaign being investigated for being "in collusion" with Russia. Also,
since the 'investigation' has had shit to do with "collusion" and has
only produced process crimes created by Mueller's corrupt group, he can
step back in on that pretext. Hillary's collusion with
Russia/FBI/DoJ/Obama admin has nothing to do with Sessions.



>>Sessions, apparently, is fast asleep or dead.



What exactly do you think the DOJ OIG has been doing over the last
year? Do you think Strzok and McCabe and all the others were outed by
magic fairies? What would Sessions being doing any differently?



Why some continue to hang on to the myth that because one person has
stepped aside that means there is no investigation is a mystery to me.



Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

So you agree that Sessions is working the OIG and back channels? (Please forgive me for be a non lawyer)


Earlier this week you indicated that you were on the original team "Sessions ain't got nothing, and no hammer to swing" . Is that still your read on this matter?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 11:17 AM (ymnmz)

548 531 Zombie

Is inflated scrotum man running for mayor now that Lee has passed his best buy date in the grocery?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


Sad to say, but I was told that Inflated Scrotum Man passed away a few years ago (after moving out of the Bay Area). I think he never knew what a legend he had become.

Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:18 AM (42M22)

549 541 Joncelli, title for your latest idea?

Sex-Bot Succubus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (wiubB)

Oooh, Anna goes on the Acknowledgments page!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 15, 2017 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

550 Nood rant

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 15, 2017 11:19 AM (ul9CR)

551 Drake's Equation is poo. Life might form ON a large-enough moon of a gas-giant. Or it might form on the temperate rim of a tidally-locked planet close to a quiet red dwarf.

Drake took "life as we know it" too seriously, and was imagining something exactly like Earth. Well, it doesn't have to be exactly like Earth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 11:19 AM (6FqZa)

552 Zombie that is indeed sad news.

But that clears the field for Rainbow Dash Pony Grrl to run.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:19 AM (wiubB)

553 David Hockney painting sells for record £5.2 million

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 10:16 AM (5OO3x)

Yet another bitcoin miner cashing out, and buying something of enduring value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 11:19 AM (oPNmq)

554 >>Sessions, apparently, is fast asleep or dead.

Well, he certainly isn't a motivational speaker.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 15, 2017 11:19 AM (r9UYA)

555 Its hitting the left just as hard if not harder than the right. Moore was them making a little lemonade out of a shipping container of lemons.
Posted by: Jackal at December 15, 2017 11:09 AM (eaB6O)


It's the Rahm Emmanuel "don't let a good crisis go to waste" tactic. Lefties got gobsmacked by the Pervnado, but are trying to twist it to their advantage.

Posted by: Hands at December 15, 2017 11:20 AM (EzdLW)

556 552 Zombie that is indeed sad news.

But that clears the field for Rainbow Dash Pony Grrl to run.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 11:19 AM (wiubB)


The greatest argument for SMOD yet...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 15, 2017 11:20 AM (WDCYi)

557 510 504 Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:07 AM (42M22)

Zombie, the link no work for me...What is her name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Remove the space in the URL (before "views"):

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/12/14/ views-israel-determine-sit-berkeley-commissions-one-council-member-may-think/
Posted by: zombie at December 15, 2017 11:11 AM (42M22)

Reading the comments, I found this interesting (aside from no one supporting her except some guy with Yemen as his avatar, which was interesting) - she came in 3rd place in votes, yet somehow won the seat.

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2017 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

558 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


omg! Anna Puma has the keys to the HQ car!

Can I take it for a ride, please please please?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 11:20 AM (fuK7c)

559 Stephen King writes another horror story:

Stephen King@StephenKing
The pending tax bill is basically Republican piggery; another case of the rich man dancing while the poor man pays the band.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

560 Using AI for interstellar exploration would have possibilities that biological exploration wouldn't have. Time, for instance, would be less of a constraint.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2017 11:16 AM (TisfY)


========

Whether by AI or cryo, who cares about launching a probe if it will take a really long time to reach the destination? By the time the aliens get back here, we'll have degenerated to a planet of savages who will welcome them by groping them. And then they'll nuke the planet from orbit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

561 AlbertaOil -- very good idea, so I hope I can do it. Hey, I finally figured out how to somewhat cut-and-paste, so I can't guarantee my attempts would work.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2017 11:24 AM (MIKMs)

562 Sessions, apparently, is fast asleep or dead.

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He's gone into hibernation, but when he wakes, he's going to be grizzly mean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 15, 2017 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

563 It is instructive to note that Hockney's paintings(?) fetch upward of 5 million dollars. Just remember that the next time you see a filmmaker, musician, writer, or some other entertainment character promoted as the next "great" artist.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 15, 2017 11:24 AM (9BLnV)

564 >>So you agree that Sessions is working the OIG and back channels? (Please forgive me for be a non lawyer)


>>Earlier this week you indicated that you were on the original team "Sessions ain't got nothing, and no hammer to swing" . Is that still your read on this matter?


I think from Day 1 it was know that this investigation was going on since it was announced on January 12th, before Trump was even sworn in. I don't know how many times I can post the the January 12th OIG announcement before some will actually read it and see that he clearly laid out the scope of the investigation he is doing.

It focuses on the actions of the DOJ and the FBI during Hillary's email investigation and that investigation is why we know what we do about all the players who are now being outed.

What I indicated earlier this week is I have been saying this for months and it is all happening right in front of us right now.

The OIG released a letter to Congress yesterday indicating he is still doing interviews and finishing up his report. While that investigation is ongoing we will only get drips of information because unlike some politicized investigations, this one doesn't leak.

In the meantime, Sessions along with DNI Coates have organized a separate unit to investigate leaks which probably overlaps the OIG investigation. That started in August.

Just be patient a little longer. This is an enormous scandal which strikes at the heart of our federal law enforcement agencies at the highest levels. It has to be done completely and comprehensively if we are going to get all the player and have evidence that can withstand the partisan blowback that is guaranteed to hit when the report does.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2017 11:26 AM (/tuJf)

565 Ah there we go - The Adolescence of P-1.

I liked that one better than When Harlie was One .

The Two Faces of Tomorrow is pretty good. I recall a series about a von Neumann machine that crashes on Ganymede and develops into an entire ecosystem, including intelligent machines at a roughly Renaissance level of technology.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 15, 2017 11:29 AM (pKqmv)

566 Well said JackStraw. I share your frustration about including links in your comments and discovering that few read them.

Main point of this comment though: thanks for taking the time to write clearly and at length. I read you and nod in agreement

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 11:31 AM (CXrpl)

567
Heck, my prime was 20 years ago and I'm fading fast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2017 11:13 AM (fuK7c)






You were in your prime at 9 yrs old? Dood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2017 11:32 AM (veoSD)

568 Even if Sessions is tearing around the DoJ investigating the corruption, the crimes of the last admin, and, like secret squirrel, has a really big plan that if we just hang on a little while longer while Trump's agenda get's rogered because of the left-media "collusion" meme, he needs to provide some hint that he's awake.


Anything at all. Just wiggle your foot. Blink.

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:34 AM (eO5CB)

569 *gets

Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:34 AM (eO5CB)

570 545 I'm embarrassed I voted for Rubio in the primary. Jesus.
Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2017 11:17 AM (eO5CB)

--------

Your forgiven.

You didn't know, except for Trump supporters daily pointing it out. But at least you voted for Trump in the general.

Sorry, had to get a little dig in.

Posted by: MAGA at December 15, 2017 11:35 AM (vLsUj)

571 That's just it: he isn't tearing around. His ways are different from many commenters' ways. Doesn't make him stupid or wrong.

naysaying is easily said.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 11:42 AM (CXrpl)

572 566
Well said JackStraw. I share your frustration about including links in your comments and discovering that few read them.



Main point of this comment though: thanks for taking the time to write clearly and at length. I read you and nod in agreement

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 11:31 AM (CXrpl)

I read his links because he has proven himself to be well read regarding the detail of the matter. There was a moment earlier this week, where he indicated that he thought Session had no hammer in this matter because of his recusal, so I was basically confused by that comment and thought I misunderstood everything he was saying (prolly did, this the legal wrangling is confusing). It seems to me now that there are two activities going on that I had conflated to one in my head. The Big GIANT MUELLER PROBE vs the OIG investigation of the Hillary Probe. The overlap in the two seems huge though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 15, 2017 11:46 AM (ymnmz)

573 OK. That's pretty ugly.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 15, 2017 12:13 PM (CPk08)

574 Oh.

The OIG probe is discussed at Conservative Treehouse, if you want to read about it.

Posted by: booknlass at December 15, 2017 12:14 PM (CXrpl)

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