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Politico/NYT/Slate/Mother Jones/Etc. Reporter: I Had A Friend Who Was Insulted by Donald Trump, Jr. -- When He Was Three Years Old!!!

Their brains are broken, and there's no putting them right.



#Joun0lizming

Posted by: Ace at 02:34 PM




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1 test

Posted by: Moses at December 14, 2017 02:31 PM (I1YPs)

2 #ThisIsHowYouGetMoreTrump
#WokeThreeYearOld

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2017 02:31 PM (3J/LN)

3 They're insane.

Posted by: geoffb at December 14, 2017 02:32 PM (zOpu5)

4 Damnit.

He should have said: "Speak to the hand, bitch. Don't you know who I am?"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 14, 2017 02:32 PM (BfOXk)

5 Yeah, and one time, at band camp...

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at December 14, 2017 02:33 PM (O9qtX)

6 Where's Mueller? Better look into this

Posted by: It's me donna at December 14, 2017 02:33 PM (O2RFr)

7 I'm going to withhold judgement until I get a character witness about this Anna.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 14, 2017 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

8 Too bad the mentally ill were deinstitutionalized.

By the Left, mostly, in the 1960s. They were forward thinking back then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 02:33 PM (hyuyC)

9 Listen one time I was watching the apprentice, and Trump said "You're fired!", and he was looking right at me. The next day, I DID get fired at work. Coincidence? I. Think. Not!

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (fftfA)

10 Was Trump, Jr, also holding a Diet Coke at the time? Inquiring minds and all.

Posted by: OCBill at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (df+Zi)

11 Their brains are broken, and there's no putting them right.


Their constant communist propaganda and lies rotted their brains long ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (mpXpK)

12
That's quite a potty mouth for a three year old.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (493sH)

13 He lives in their heads 25 hours a day.

Not a typo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (Boy/L)

14 Looks up from nap mat.

"And trim your snatch!"

Posted by: 3 Year Old Donald Trump Jr at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (IVBVQ)

15 "I know someone who said she was insulted by Donald Trump's three-year-old son 36 years ago."

A 3 year-old who knows how to insult people ... that's precocious.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (8gDQu)

16 Being gay and brain damaged is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (r9UYA)

17 I like the cut of Trump Jr's jib. Does he have a news letter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

18 Trump is the worst father in history. Hear why Harry Reid says Trump's brutalizing of children is worthy of impeachment. More at the top of the hour.

Posted by: CNN at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (72PAC)

19 8
Too bad the mentally ill were deinstitutionalized.



By the Left, mostly, in the 1960s. They were forward thinking back then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 02:33 PM (hyuyC)

That was done by the ACLU and then blamed on RR.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (mpXpK)

20 We'll find out later that "Anna" was later fired for having tawdry affairs with various children under her care, and that the state-appointed psychiatrist testified at her sentencing hearing that she would sit on her jail cell cot muttering . . .

"I'm pretty . . . why wouldn't he grab MY pussy? . . . I'm sexy . . . why wouldn't he grab MY pussy? . . . DAMN THAT EVIL SPAWN OF TRUMP!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (BfOXk)

21 Yeah, trump's son called her a "poopyhead".

Ironically, the description was spot on.

Posted by: looking closely at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (ji45d)

22 Another time I decided to order some steaks on-line. And they were from trump. When they got to my house they were...totally...raw!

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (fftfA)

23 >>8 Too bad the mentally ill were deinstitutionalized.
By the Left, mostly, in the 1960s. They were forward thinking back then.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 02:33 PM (hyuyC)

You can thank me!!

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (vBGc/)

24 Shit. It's over, guys. They got us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (BoMuO)

25 "Listen one time I was watching the apprentice"

Maybe next time, don't watch it at work.

Posted by: OCBill at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (df+Zi)

26 Well that bitch should have given him the second scoop of ice cream.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (OD2ni)

27 So we should just ignore it because it happened 36 years ago?

HAHHhahhahaahhahha!

Posted by: Doug Jones at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (398bZ)

28 Did he grab her mish, too?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (8iiMU)

29 Smell the glove.

Posted by: Donald Trump Jr. at December 14, 2017 02:35 PM (QQ+il)

30 Skinner: "Johnnnnnnyyyyyy!"
Bart: "Cool, I broke his brain!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

31 I am training my 3 year old to grab them by the short hairs, because I want him to be president someday.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (Dp6qK)

32 Even as much of a potty mouth that I have in meat world, I do not think I started quite that young. Think the earliest was getting sent to the principle's office for saying 'boner' in 4th grade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

33 This is real? I read about this earlier and just assumes it was satire.

Holy fuck these people are beyond deranged.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (5c4jO)

34 "I know someone who said she was insulted by Donald Trump's three-year-old son 36 years ago."
This is a contributing editor at Politico with bylines at the New York Times



Oh well at least it's from a reliable source

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (493sH)

35 Why does this sound like a scene from South Park?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (KUaJL)

36 And there you go. It's time to invoke the 25th amendment.

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (g4lFK)

37 *Sniffs Virginia Heffernan's Hair*

- Whispers -

I'll bet you were something special when you were 14.


Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2017 02:36 PM (IVBVQ)

38 Trump Junior and I are the exact. same. age...but HE has all the money, and I eat baloney sandwiches! The guys is fucking monster I tell you.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (fftfA)

39 But remember: we were not allowed, under any circumstances, to question the God-King, His Majesty The Shahinshah, or his origins. The media told us that he was found in a manger in Honolulu in 1961 and that beyond that we need to SHUT UP.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (3Q7KH)

40 Oh this will be a great thread.

*sits back with cawfee to watch*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (xRwau)

41 PigtailGate.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (42M22)

42 he also called her a cotton headed ninny muggins!

Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (7HtZB)

43 The source of this is Virginia Heffernan, who's a leftie journalist type. And probable Fabulist.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (cAXIk)

44 Bitch set me up

Posted by: Donald Trump Jr at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (vChNs)

45 The source of this is Virginia Heffernan, who's a leftie journalist type. And probable Fabulist.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (cAXIk)


What's her rack like?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 02:37 PM (8gDQu)

46 I see the lovely Trish Regan has been replaced by the hot-fake-blond Cheryl Casone today. but she has been pre-empted/trumped by PDT and his 'cut regulations' announcement.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (8iiMU)

47 6 Where's Mueller? Better look into this
Posted by: It's me donna
_________

We've already looked into this. Don Jr. said he doesn't remember this because he was three years old, but we have proof that he remembers some things from when he was three, so he is clearly lying.

He will be charged with obstructing justice.

Posted by: Honest Bob Mueller at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (j+dfT)

48 That's quite a potty mouth for a three year old.


Mrs928 teaches three year olds. Some of the kids say stuff that bad or worse without even thinking it's bad. Just stuff they heard at home.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (QQ+il)

49 I would love to hear someone come forward & claim that Don Jr. smacked her ass when he was five.

Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

50

Trump Jr. clarified that he didn't say that to her. When she asked him to move his mat he said he would move it, But first...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (493sH)

51 One time, I tripped in grade school, and Trump Jr. just looks over at me and says "Ha-hah!" Guy is a monster I tell you.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (fftfA)

52 Where was this info during the election? I totally would have voted for Hillary if I knew!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (BoMuO)

53 Like a boss.

Posted by: Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (5fSr7)

54 I can't find my copy of the constitution right now, but this basically means that Hillary automatically becomes president, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (y87Qq)

55 17 I like the cut of Trump Jr's jib. Does he have a news letter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2017 02:34 PM (ycWCI)


The hell with that.

Does he have a PAC and a campaign committee for 2024?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (KYzKs)

56 The optics of the piles of regulations is awesome.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (8iiMU)

57 In fairness, the three year old was concerned about the ending of Net neutrality.

Posted by: Let my people go! please at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (326rv)

58 Did Trump, Jr ever hold down a classmate and cut his hair? WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (BoMuO)

59 Donny Jr. had a phucking prayer mat? IMPEACH TRUMP

Posted by: Undocumented at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (giT7q)

60 So some bint let a three year old ruin her life for 36 years, until she summoned the courage to tell the harrowing tale?


And people say this kind of shit out loud? So other people can hear them?


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (Dp6qK)

61 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (rpFQB)

62 Why does this sound like a scene from South Park?
---
Because the Left and the MSM, but wait, I repeat myself, are literally mentally ill.

Not, 'oh, you're crazy, lol' but "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PHARMACY IS CLOSED AND YOUR LITHIUM PRESCRIPTION RAN OUT YESTERDAY????"

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (aT+Bx)

63 The optics of the piles of regulations is awesome.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (8iiMU)



Yes it is.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2017 02:40 PM (493sH)

64 Well I have a friend who taught Barack Obama when he was three years old. When she told him to move his desk, he said, "Await the day when the masses of class-conscious proletariats rise up and smash your patriarchal system, you white whore!"

Proof? Because I said so. That's all the proof you need.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 02:40 PM (42M22)

65 The FBI used this story to obtain a FISA warrant two months ago.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 02:40 PM (Boy/L)

66 Is 'The Onion' still around? How do they compete with this?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 14, 2017 02:40 PM (9LIpg)

67 It's pretty clear from here

1. Accuse all men for being a hair trigger away from murdering women
2. Trump Jr. threatens rape at age 3
3. Invoke the 25th amendment to install Pence
4. ??????
5. President Hillary

Posted by: Sallie Cone at December 14, 2017 02:40 PM (g4lFK)

68 Virginia Heffernan's perpetually angry cat scratched my dog forty years ago and she told me to "get that bitch out of here". She was 8. Today is for you, doggeh!


Posted by: Anna's big brother at December 14, 2017 02:40 PM (ylUqT)

69 60 So some bint let a three year old ruin her life for 36 years, until she summoned the courage to tell the harrowing tale?


And people say this kind of shit out loud? So other people can hear them?


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (Dp6qK)

As I have said, I think Twitter, on the whole is a net positive. They can't keep the crazy inside with it. It is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

70 Show us on the Trigglypuff doll where Trump Jr. insulted you.

Posted by: Deranged Liberal Prosecutor at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (vtcmf)

71 I know a guy, who knows a guy, who says that 30 years ago, he let Trump Jr. drive in front of him, and the prick wouldn't even give him a little wave of thanks.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (fftfA)

72 This just went from metaphorical kindergarten crap to ACTUAL kindergarten crap.

Can we just skip to the Trump Camps? I'm not even willing to waste helicopter fuel on these twatwaffles, let's just go the cinder block - Lake Michigan route.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (AM1GF)

73 Him sad. Brain broken.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (fA1SL)

74 39 But remember: we were not allowed, under any circumstances, to question the God-King, His Majesty The Shahinshah, or his origins. The media told us that he was found in a manger in Honolulu in 1961 and that beyond that we need to SHUT UP.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33
_________

Not in 1961. The Selma march in 1965 gave my parents (peace be upon them) the courage to get it on and conceive me.

Get your facts straight.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (j+dfT)

75 I was once insulted by Sonobi when I was 3 years old.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (9TK8E)

76 Don Jr was potty trained at 3. Has he forgotten how to use the potty? BOOM! He definitely remembers this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (BoMuO)

77
1. Potty-mouth shame 3 year old Donald Trump Jr.
2. ________
3. ________
4. ________
5. Hillary is installed as President!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (Dp6qK)

78 Apparently he did it on the orders of Vladimir Putin Jr

Posted by: Buzzaw90 at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (vChNs)

79 As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (+y/Ru)

80 As I have said, I think Twitter, on the whole is a net positive.

------------------------------

Fix it with net neutrality.

Posted by: Undocumented at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (giT7q)

81 Apparently the older and less documented an alleged assault is, the more believable it is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (7ZVPa)

82 #Joun0lizming

Posted by: Ace



#JournoSlutting

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (lmYrx)

83 And then Secret Services dragged the teacher out of the classroom, kicking and screaming and beat her up behind the bleachers.

Posted by: April Lyin at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (QCX64)

84 Shut your fuckin' cock socket, cut the crust off my grilled cheese and bring me a Diet Coke.

Posted by: Donald Trump Jr. at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (IVBVQ)

85 But you gotta admit, that is adorable.

Posted by: Caliban at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (vBGc/)

86 Ace is right, I am believing their mental state is not repairable

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (aC6Sd)

87 How many cats do you think this "anna" has?

Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (7HtZB)

88 Cover yourself, infidel whore!

Posted by: Barry Obama, age 3 at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (QQ+il)

89 You will respect muh authoritie!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (3BFzK)

90 Not mentioned: Donald Trump Jr. said "Fuck you bitch" IN RUSSIAN.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (42M22)

91 Best tweet in response asked, why was your friend such a bitch?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (6Ll1u)

92 I was once insulted by Sonobi when I was 3 years old.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 02:41 PM (9TK8E)

--------------------------------

Once NRO corners the bandwidth, you won't see Sonobi or the comments.

Posted by: Undocumented at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (giT7q)

93 I can't find my copy of the constitution right now, but this basically means that Hillary automatically becomes president, right?

Correct. The Officer of the Supreme Court is on his way to the White House to arrest the usurper Trump.

Posted by: Louise "Crazy On You" Mensch at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (3J/LN)

94 Mrs928 teaches three year olds. Some of the kids say stuff that bad or worse without even thinking it's bad. Just stuff they heard at home.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Confession time:

Step daughter (high school age) is keeping company with her boyfriend in the living room. Two younger kids (seven and five) are sent to bed. They share a bathroom. The seven year old daughter had the annoying habit of closing the bathroom door even when she was merely brushing her teeth. Five year old son was repeatedly bothered about being locked out, and starts banging on the door. After the first attempts were unsuccessful, it turned to "___open the @&$%-damned door). The intonation was perfect.

Stepdaughter and boyfriend fell off of the couch laughing.

Posted by: Let my people go! please at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (326rv)

95 When he was three Donald Trump Jr. kissed the Powerpuff Girls.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

96 That's the kind of salty language you pick up at home when your dad is a Viking Poet.

Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (q177U)

97 Can I get a CW on fake stories of toddlers who said a swear?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (zGsgt)

98 81 Apparently the older and less documented an alleged assault is, the more believable it is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (7ZVPa)


That's about right.

Posted by: American Bar Association at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (r9UYA)

99 1. Go back in time
2. Find Donald Trump Jrs preschool
3. Tape him saying "fuck you, bitch!" to teacher
4. Come back to present and show video
5. Trump impeached
6. Pence impeached
7. Hillary is President!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (O5Q3r)

100 Related to "their brains are broken", the trolling Sarah Huckabee Sanders did yesterday, showing the steps she took to make pecan pies, was epic! And she credited a staffer for the Georgia pecans. Made my day.

All of Trump's people live rent free in the heads of the miserable SJW/DC swamp rats. It is fascinating to watch them Reeeee.

Posted by: LizLem at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (hvf9s)

101 I guess, I have a somewhat serious question. Donald Trump got under the skin of various people "because he fights" (mis-quoting Lincoln here). Is there an alternative to Trump? Anyone else who could do what he does? But, possibly without somewhat salacious videos? ... Donald has not even finished his first year, and may stay around for 7 more, but I am already curious as to who is next.

Posted by: Moses at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (I1YPs)

102 This is why I could never run for office; once you all learned what a monster I was when I was 3, you'd despise me.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (UubSE)

103 49 I would love to hear someone come forward & claim that Don Jr. smacked her ass when he was five.
Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

Is not true! Is bullshit. I did not hit her! I did naaaht.

Ohai mark.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (KUaJL)

104 87 How many cats do you think this "anna" has?
Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (7HtZB)

----

real ones, or 'mind' cats?

Posted by: Buzzaw90 at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (vChNs)

105 One of the kids was talking about making cookies in the kitchen and 'what a fucking mess'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

106 The source of this is Virginia Heffernan, who's a leftie journalist type. And probable Fabulist."

You mean the "journalist", born in 1969, who claimed that at the precocious age of 10 was playing online games on a console that wasn't invented until 1982?

Yeah, that twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (MINbv)

107 I remember Anna from preschool.

And she WAS a bitch. With body odor.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (tVWQB)

108 uMM HMM. Sure.

Did she call the parents?

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (Mjus2)

109 Don Jr undoubtedly sexually harassed her too with his fathers blessing. Shouldn't Trump be impeached for this?

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (MxEKc)

110 Next up: Gloria Allred brings out a woman to tearfully claim that when she was a toddler, Don Jr signed her preschool yearbooks, stuck her on the back of his Big Wheel, rode it out back behind the preschool and tried to molest her.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (EzdLW)

111 LOL

Totally unhinged.

Posted by: simplemind at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (7KcV+)

112 I know Anna.

Cute girl.

She gave me a Blumpkin once.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (IVBVQ)

113 90 Not mentioned: Donald Trump Jr. said "Fuck you bitch" IN RUSSIAN.
Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 02:43 PM (42M22)

Zombie! Takes the square for the block.

This does feel like a dumbed down version of Hollywood squares.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

114 So that's three (possibly 4) levels of hearsay. And we're supposed to buy it.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (Mjus2)

115 60 So some bint let a three year old ruin her life for 36 years, until she summoned the courage to tell the harrowing tale?

And people say this kind of shit out loud? So other people can hear them?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:39 PM (Dp6qK)


Now if it were me, I wouldn't be telling the story of having been seen off by a three year-old.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (KYzKs)

116
*weeping*


We were taking a sonogram of Donald Trump Jr. in his mother's womb...when....

....when....

....I can't even say.....I can barely say it out loud....

...but it's haunted me for so long!!!...

....I've never recovered enough to live a normal life...

...But he...Donald Trump Jr the fetus...

*sobs*

....he shot me the bird!!!!


*howls in anguish*

Posted by: Traumatized Nurse Who Voted For Hillary! at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (NyJwR)

117 Don Jr. should tweet back: "In my defense, she really was a bitch."

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (UubSE)

118 CPS went to the Villa Trump, and Jr answered the door, wearing a smoking jacket, with a huge snifter of brandy in one hand, and a large Cuban cigar in the other.

They asked if his parents were home, and he said, "Does it F_____ look like it?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (7ZVPa)

119 It takes a special kind of scrunt to hold a grudge against a 3yo for 36 years.

Imagine having to work with her. Or live with her.

"I remember on July 9th in 2015 you left a pubic hair on the floor of the bathroom!"
"and the very next day you put the milk away with the label pointing to the left - You know it is supposed to point forward"!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 14, 2017 02:46 PM (LWu6U)

120 it's 8 months into my Mom's pregnancy and I'm looking forward to being born when I hear my mom say she voted for Hillary; so I kicked her.

Posted by: Hoping to get out soon at December 14, 2017 02:46 PM (plRt2)

121 I say get in the kitchen bitch and make me a pie

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2017 02:46 PM (BIr2P)

122 Instead by Donald Trump Jr?. PFFT That's nothing. At age 2 Ivanka Trump called me a "pox ridden slut" and said "My daddy owns you" when I told her to clean up after herself after we did fingerprinting in her pre-school class.

Posted by: Henrietta R Puffinstuff at December 14, 2017 02:46 PM (8+Ozj)

123 Then there was the time he told me an apple was a banana. It nearly broke me.

Posted by: Anna at December 14, 2017 02:46 PM (vChNs)

124 117 Don Jr. should tweet back: "In my defense, she really was a bitch."
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (UubSE)

I'd vote for him to be emperor if he did that.

Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

125 So some bint let a three year old ruin her life for 36 years"

Well, it was that or she was heaving scimitars from the lake...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (MINbv)

126 Who did you fuck for your teaching license?

Posted by: Don-Don at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (QCX64)

127 I know Anna.

That would be "Anna of New York City?" How's she doing now? I haven't seen her in years. Tell her I said "hey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (KYzKs)

128 The little boy who said FY bitch to the teacher is a composite of all the children she taught in her career.

Posted by: Bill Ayers, Speaking for Virginia Heffernan at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (j+dfT)

129 Trump Jr should accuse her of bad touching him.

WTH not?

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (IVBVQ)

130 See? Mentally, these girls are all still 3 years old. Especially Matt Y.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (xJa6I)

131 I read that thread and, ultimately, it was just sad.

She later went on to claim that her friend Anna left teaching permanently at the end of that year.

This is insane. Even if it was true, this is insane and the only person here who looks bad is Anna. Even I, loather of small human beings that I am, wouldn't hold a grudge against a three year old for talking shit to me. It's a freaking three year old. That it's talking at all is amazing. Now, I might tell the parents so that they know what the kid said but other than that? It's a freaking small child who, to the extent it knows anything, it knows making those noises will get a reaction.

Also, this is absolutely obligatory here:

http://bit.ly/2B7h0if

That would work a treat.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

132 >>> Then there was the time he told me an apple was a banana. It nearly broke me.
Posted by: Anna at December 14, 2017 02:46 PM (vChNs)

Whatevs, CNN does that everyday!

Posted by: LizLem at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (hvf9s)

133 #Journashaming.


The shameful thing here is pretending to be a "journalist."

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:47 PM (Mjus2)

134 Domestic terrorist and a bigot but, mostly a terrorist.

Posted by: SPLC at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

135 "You mean the "journalist", born in 1969, who claimed that at the precocious age of 10 was playing online games on a console that wasn't invented until 1982?"

She was remarkably hot when she was young.
Does that make a difference?

https://tinyurl.com/ybgznrhn

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (cAXIk)

136 90. ' blyat suka' - Donalt Donaltovich Trolstoyevski

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (fA1SL)

137 It is stories like this that really improves the FNM's image with decent and civilized people.

You want more Trump? Keep it up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (3BFzK)

138 When Melanie was pregnant with Baron , the sonogram showed him shooting the finger at the doctor.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (wH8rX)

139 When I was two, I was insulted by JFK boinking every piece of ass that didn't have a saddle or fur on it.

I plan on writing a series of stories about it. Maybe a Twitter hashtag #JFKtailgate

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (VpIIl)

140 97
Can I get a CW on fake stories of toddlers who said a swear?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2017 02:44 PM (zGsgt)

When my little brother was about 4 years old he toddled through the house yelling the "F" word over and over. Me and my older brother got whippings.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (mpXpK)

141 Just stuff they heard at home.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Or heard on TV which is constantly on.
Or heard on YouTube which is constantly streaming.
Or heard in pop songs constantly playing.

Potty culture -----> potty mouth

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (EzdLW)

142 I heard he stuck a paper to her back that read Kick Me.

He's literally Hitler.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (xRwau)

143 If I had Trump money and a three year old, the kid wouldn't be in some preschool, he'd have a nanny/tutor/au pair/whatever, the best that money could buy.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (uiwCw)

144 Die Hard is Donald Trump Jr's favorite Christmas movie.

Posted by: Caliban at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (vBGc/)

145 Virginia Heffernan subscribes to the Kurt Eichenwald practice of choosing a Twitter picture that does not reflect reality. An image search shows she is actually quite heinous.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

146 So profanity aside, the average three year old, can't formulate that response. I'd bet you Don jr. wasn't in preschool at age three.

I'd bet you this is some stupid lie told by the friend to her circle to make them laugh at someone who had more money than them. Cause that's how they amuse themselves.

Now being repeated in public, because that's how they amuse themselves . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (IAcYT)

147 She was remarkably hot when she was young. "

Body part/crazy.

No assembly required.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (MINbv)

148 Invoke the 25th amendment...

... on journalists. Good God. It's like a constant campaign to make conservatives say, "Yeah, that Vladimir Putin, sure he has journalists killed, but he also has some bad qualities."

Posted by: trev006 at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (jRA31)

149 Don Jr. should tweet that she groped him. #Disproveitbitch

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (Mjus2)

150 SHS says PDT spoke with Ryan and it's all BS about him retiring. Fake news.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (r9UYA)

151 #RESIST!!!

These people are sad. Really sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. I couldn't imagine being this dumb.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (jxw6R)

152 This just in: "Anna" from New York City now has announced that three year-old Don Jr. had ... I can hardly bring myself to say it ... small hands.

Yes.

I'm shocked too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (KYzKs)

153 According to Tammy Bruce, Tavis Smiley is being an even bigger dumbfuck in challenging allegations, by TEN WOMEN that they only kept their jobs by letting him pound their mishes, than even I thought was possible.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2017 02:50 PM (y7DUB)

154 She later went on to claim that her friend Anna left teaching permanently at the end of that year.

Since over 40% of new teachers leave the profession within the first five years, I'm a little hesitant to pin al of this on any three year old.

When someone contacts the teachers who been assaulted or the families of those killed and ask for their take on this, I might listen.

Posted by: Let my people go! please at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (326rv)

155 But that's just me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:45 PM (KYzKs)


Three year olds can be A-holes. BFD. Everyone in America who's been around them is now laughing at this person for having gotten bested by a toddler.

Just the other day, I told Mrs. Flounder that I am not about to get bossed around by a three year old, when ours was in a snit.

This person is pathetic as are the people who think they've scored with this mega-revelation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (Dp6qK)

156 I'm almost 99.9 % purely certain that it's a lie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (8+Ozj)

157 This has got to be a troll, surely nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: Decaf at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (PCopq)

158
Mrs928: Johnny, did you push your friend
Johnny: Yes, but the little bitch wouldn't move.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (QQ+il)

159 136 90. ' blyat suka' - Donalt Donaltovich Trolstoyevski

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (fA1SL)

Not 'cyka'?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (9TK8E)

160 Friend's MIL was aghast because his two-year old kept saying Dumb Fuck as he played.

"No Mum, he's saying Dump Truck!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (cAXIk)

161 When my little brother was about 4 years old he toddled through the house yelling the "F" word over and over. Me and my older brother got whippings.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (mpXpK)

---

in Old English or Saxon?

Posted by: Anna at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (vChNs)

162 Once again, thank you Twitter for allowing these people to share their insanity with ALL of us.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (O5Q3r)

163 three year old is too young for pre school, isn't it?

Posted by: josephistan at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

164 Did he say it with an adorable lisp?

Fwuck woo, bwitch.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (Mjus2)

165 She was remarkably hot when she was young.
Does that make a difference?

https://tinyurl.com/ybgznrhn

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2017 02:48 PM (cAXIk)


Absolutely.

I volunteer to console her. That was an awful trauma for her to have to endure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (8gDQu)

166 BREAKING: Wolf Blitzer reporting that when Barron was in Melania's womb, he farted in Wolf's general direction! Film at eleven ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (0T7qq)

167 84 Shut your fuckin' cock socket, cut the crust off my grilled cheese and bring me a Diet Coke.
Posted by: Donald Trump Jr. at December 14, 2017 02:42 PM (IVBVQ)


To be honest, he said this earlier today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (BoMuO)

168 DJT Jr. was actually Johnny Rotten Mouth.

He copyrighted " A rat. A big muthfuckin rat with an eight inch long dick."

Every time that joke is told DJT Jr gets 7 cents.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (3BFzK)

169 #journo-botomy

OR

#hardtruthsfromtoddlers

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (be0vm)

170 CPS went to the Villa Trump, and Jr answered the door, wearing a smoking jacket, with a huge snifter of brandy in one hand, and a large Cuban cigar in the other.

They asked if his parents were home, and he said, "Does it F_____ look like it?" "Hugh! Hugh Heffner! Come talk to this bitch!"



Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (lmYrx)

171 Every (fake) story now from the left is from 38-40 years ago.
Nostalgia for the years of the "Jimmah."

Posted by: geoffb at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (zOpu5)

172 I heard the sperm involved in Don Jr's conception cut the other sperm off in traffic. Didn't even signal.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Don Cyleon at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (AM1GF)

173 142 I heard he stuck a paper to her back that read Kick Me.

He's literally Hitler.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2017 02:49 PM (xRwau)/i]

And that tack on her chair?

Sexual assault, coming and going.

Clearly, the only acceptable response is to make Hillary President. Once she dries out a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (KYzKs)

174 159. Can't type Cyrillic here. Stuck using inferior alphabet of western spies.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (fA1SL)

175 Jr. was probably depressed and needed drugs. Poor kid should have been classified with a disability.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (xRwau)

176 155 Three year olds can be A-holes. BFD. Everyone in America who's been around them is now laughing at this person for having gotten bested by a toddler.

Just the other day, I told Mrs. Flounder that I am not about to get bossed around by a three year old, when ours was in a snit.

This person is pathetic as are the people who think they've scored with this mega-revelation.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (Dp6qK)


One of my former roommates, his current wife actually intentionally taught her first daughter to start swearing from a very young age.

Whenever anyone asked her if it was appropriate she said "My daughter's a badass who puts everyone in their place!"

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (9TK8E)

177 in Old English or Saxon?

Posted by: Anna at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (vChNs)


Aramaic.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (uiwCw)

178 Moar of this please as the kids say. Oh give us more. This is how you get more Trump.

This is just the kind of asinine, idiotic crap that makes 90% of voters go "oh for crying out loud" and like the Trumps a little more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)

179 in Old English or Saxon?"

Latin.

Fvck.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (MINbv)

180 "Even I, loather of small human beings that I am, wouldn't hold a grudge against a three year old for talking shit to me."


In your case I would be wary what with them having the height advantage and all.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

181 I know someone who knows someone who says Hillary is a drunk bitch.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (Mjus2)

182 Donald Trump's mailman touched me in my no-no place.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

183 "I know someone who said she was insulted by Donald Trump's three-year-old son 36 years ago."

It's on the internet, so it must be true!

Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (oM0mm)

184 A friend of mine in college did some volunteer work with inner-city kids in Philly. One 5 year-old kindergartner told her about a young lady in the class who had caught his attention and used the exact words, "I'm probably going to f*** her in the ass"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 14, 2017 02:54 PM (mynhJ)

185 I do not believe this report is true.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 02:54 PM (SrkNc)

186 And then he told her to get back in the fucking kitchen and make him a sandwich!

Posted by: John Marston at December 14, 2017 02:54 PM (SkuXa)

187 This just doesn't stack up. Why would a millionaire's son need to go to daycare? There would be nannies to look after him.

Posted by: Decaf at December 14, 2017 02:54 PM (PCopq)

188 161. Vic used to say 'swyze,' but he's translated it for us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:54 PM (fA1SL)

189 "According to Tammy Bruce, Tavis Smiley is being an even bigger dumbfuck in challenging allegations, by TEN WOMEN that they only kept their jobs by letting him pound their mishes, than even I thought was possible.
Posted by: Captain Hate"


Explains why Tavis Smiley was such an outspoken critic of Ken Starr back in the 90's. Always hated that POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (OD2ni)

190 So then Don Jr. says, "Well I sure as hell don't want any fuckin' potatoes."

Posted by: Just the Punch Line at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (398bZ)

191 I got that beat. I got arrested when I was 2 for throwing rocks at a cop car. True story. They were parked in front of our house and my brother convinced me that throwing rocks at the Cop car was a good idea. They got out and grabbed us and drug us to the door, knocked and my Mom answered and they told her to make us quit tossing rocks at them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (+Dllb)

192 She was remarkably hot when she was young.

Does that make a difference?
----------------------------------

Yes indeed it does. I believe younger Virginia!

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (ylUqT)

193 ToddlerGate!!!1111!!!!elevinty

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (3BFzK)

194 177 in Old English or Saxon?

Posted by: Anna at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (vChNs)

Aramaic.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (uiwCw

---

I figured, but everyone want to seem younger than they really are. My gift to the fossil.

Posted by: Anna at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (vChNs)

195 I'm somewhat happy to see that this Virginia person is getting quite a bit of ridicule on Twitter.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (tVWQB)

196 flounder-

Thanks for the Discover the Networks link.

Horowitz has been doing great work for years. People used to call him a crank but he has been spot on with his research.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (/tuJf)

197 >>Latin.
Fvck.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (MINbv)

Facio.

Posted by: Petronius at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (vBGc/)

198 I've never heard a three year old talk like that ever. And I worked in a 3-5 year old program for several years, then switched to public schools where I did 3 yrs to 8th grade.


And I don't even remember how many Sunday School/ VBS/ AWANA kids I've had. Not to mention my own grandchildren.


One bad word - maybe. Two in the same sentence, with sarcasm? Not likely.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (lwiT4)

199 My 10 month old son pulled a box of cookies off of the coffee table, spilling crumbs all over the floor right after the maid vacuumed. He just looked at her and said "Buh buh buh buh muh muh!" Which I think means "Bite me, bitch" in 10 month old. I guess I can never be president, now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (BoMuO)

200 174 159. Can't type Cyrillic here. Stuck using inferior alphabet of western spies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (fA1SL)



Нет Товарищ

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (KYzKs)

201 Dave Chapell does a bit on a baby hanging out on the corner late at night in a bad neighborhood. Stomach hurting funny.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (wH8rX)

202 Yeah i don't even remember what I was doing at age 3. Riding a tricycle maybe? I mean some people have better memories of their youth but a single line by a kid back then?

And this is supposed to mean, what? That at age 3 he hadn't learned to be polite yet???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)

203 I know someone who knows someone who says Hillary is a drunk bitch.
Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (Mjus2)

That was me

Posted by: MAC SOG at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (czkHE)

204 My neck of the woods, moonshine, guns, bombs and who knows what, https://goo.gl/ZzQ8CN Co-worker's daughters lives next door.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (suO/a)

205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 02:56 PM (r9UYA)

206 200. Kulak!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (fA1SL)

207 "One of my former roommates, his current wife actually intentionally taught her first daughter to start swearing from a very young age.

Whenever anyone asked her if it was appropriate she said "My daughter's a badass who puts everyone in their place!"
Posted by: Hikaru"


Is it the Cash Me Outside girl?

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

208 In your case I would be wary what with them having the height advantage and all.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)


Bander, if you are around, would you care to tell the story of when we were in DC and the not quite six year old son of you BFF was more or less as tall as me?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

209 "Fuck you, that's the electrician's job!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

210 but first you will blow me

Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (nFwvY)

211 You guys tell me if you think Donald Trump's kid was in preschool.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (B+qrE)

212 Shit, when I was three I was snorting blow off hooker's asses.

Don Jr. was a piker.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (ul9CR)

213 Little Marco says he is a no vote on tax bill unless we give more $$$ to the poor, for the children

Posted by: MAC SOG at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (czkHE)

214 Its best to doublecheck some of Horowitz' stuff but he's usually quite good. Certainly better than Infowars, but still that site has some valuable material. Its a question of digging through and confirming with more reliable resources. I mean you can find valuable information on Talking Points Memo and Huffington Post, too. Just gotta be real sure about supporting material.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

215 205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

Good luck with that.

It was never a law.. One of obamas "decrees."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (O2RFr)

216 178 Moar of this please as the kids say. Oh give us more. This is how you get more Trump.

This is just the kind of asinine, idiotic crap that makes 90% of voters go "oh for crying out loud" and like the Trumps a little more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)

I'd hope so, but we saw in Alabama what a smear job can do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (xJa6I)

217 I believe it. But then I'm an idiot and a fool.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (5b+Sr)

218 When I was three, I was dinkin 40s, bangin hos, and just got my first set of gold toophers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (3BFzK)

219
"According to Tammy Bruce, Tavis Smiley is being an even bigger dumbfuck
in challenging allegations, by TEN WOMEN that they only kept their jobs
by letting him pound their mishes, than even I thought was possible.

Posted by: Captain Hate"



=====


Leftist POS or not, Smiley has the right to defend himself against accusations for which PBS likely required zero proof.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (SrkNc)

220 Once while I was flicking the bean, a picture of Trump popped up on the TV. That is rape, right there. Impeach!!

Posted by: Lefty Journo-bint at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (pMGkg)

221 FusionGPS confirmed in a court filing this week that they hired hired Ohr's wife to dig up dirt on Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (UBzPO)

222 I'm somewhat happy to see that this Virginia person is getting quite a bit of ridicule on Twitter."

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv)

223 And yet they can't figure out why almost no person who isn't a mouth breather doesn't believe them.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (+aZx0)

224 oh drat, Shep is off today, now I haff to find something else to not watch

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (ILitO)

225 190 So then Don Jr. says, "Well I sure as hell don't want any fuckin' potatoes."

Posted by: Just the Punch Line at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (398bZ)

Is this another Irish joke? Trying to think of the rest of it. At dinner right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (xRwau)

226 I'm confused. Was Donald Jr. 3? Or was the friend?

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (5b+Sr)

227 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

Remember when states challenging federal power was a bad thing?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (gCJeK)

228 Donny had a rough time that week. A certain teacher who shall go unnamed asked him to slow dance with her after school. He was three.

Today's for you Don!


https://preview.tinyurl.com/9tg9wax

Posted by: Little Donny's Security Guard at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (ylUqT)

229 One of my sources confirms that the Chuckie movie franchise is loosely based on Don Jr.'s childhood. Says the scripts had to be toned down from the original source material to avoid an NC-17 rating.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (UubSE)

230 215
It was never a law.. One of obamas "decrees."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 14, 2017 02:58 PM (O2RFr)

When did that stop them in the past?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (r9UYA)

231 Little Marco says he is a no vote on tax bill unless we give more $$$ to the poor, for the children

I miss the days of Tom Daschel where he'd have been dragged to the congressional gym and beaten with hoses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)

232 210 but first you will blow me
Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (nFwvY)

---

in about eight years....

Posted by: Don Jr at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (vChNs)

233 213 Little Marco says he is a no vote on tax bill unless we give more $$$ to the poor, for the children

Somebody's warming up to replace the Maverick.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (ul9CR)

234 You guys tell me if you think Donald Trump's kid was in preschool.



I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (B+qrE)
===================

I believe that part of it. There's a lot of competition to get your kids into "the right" preschool. Ya it's stupid but there you go.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (lwiT4)

235 When did that stop them in the past?

Never

Posted by: It's me donna at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (O2RFr)

236 Something more doesn't stack up, Heffernan is only 8 years older than Don jr yet her friend is old enough to have taught him. Friendships are mostly with similar age groups so how old is Annie!

Posted by: Decaf at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (PCopq)

237 This is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard.

Would never happen to a democrat kid, never ever.

Also, is this news? Seriously?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (Ri/rl)

238 This tweet just re-opens the age-old question: Are leftists crazy or evil?

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

239 He also said, "Squat down so I can grab your pussy, bitch."

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (5b+Sr)

240 One bad word - maybe. Two in the same sentence, with sarcasm? Not likely.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 02:55 PM (lwiT4)


*nudges* Go check out my link above. I think you will approve.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

241 FusionGPS confirmed in a court filing this week that they hired hired Ohr's wife to dig up dirt on Trump.

Surprise meter: Not budging from zero.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (CClpm)

242 "Bander, if you are around, would you care to tell the story of when we were in DC and the not quite six year old son of you BFF was more or less as tall as me?"

So you wear platforms when you go to Cedar Point?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

243 Dindus and Muslims and illegals will be forgiven anything. Anything. Even when they are adults.

But for Don Jr., there is no redemption for something he allegedly said when he was three. He has some sort of inherited guilt that marks him as tainted.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (/qEW2)

244
You guys tell me if you think Donald Trump's kid was in preschool.



I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (B+qrE)

He may have gone to a toney preschool but I can't imagine Ivana allowed people to be potty mouths around her children (and Trump doesn't seem the type to allow it either).

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (SrkNc)

245 I hereby propose that this scandal be titled #FuckYouBitchGate

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

246
Upon the passionate pleadings of a New Orleans citizen I have nullified the anti-Net Neutrality Executive Order. Please go directly to the NPR website.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt and Coconut Bra at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (ajiE5)

247 One of my former roommates, his current wife actually intentionally taught her first daughter to start swearing from a very young age.



Whenever anyone asked her if it was appropriate she said "My daughter's a badass who puts everyone in their place!"


Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 02:52 PM (9TK8E)


That won't get old. /s

My kids got to christian school, and that won't fly. Oldest flipped off a teacher, because another kid showed him. The only reason that he didn't get in trouble is because he did not know the significance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (Dp6qK)

248 The NY State AG is a far leftest idiot that could not make it in any reasonable State that wasn't ruled by communists.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (mpXpK)

249 155 Three year olds can be A-holes. BFD. Everyone in America who's been around them is now laughing at this person for having gotten bested by a toddler.

Just the other day, I told Mrs. Flounder that I am not about to get bossed around by a three year old, when ours was in a snit.

This person is pathetic as are the people who think they've scored with this mega-revelation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 02:51 PM (Dp6qK)


I've read that psychotics generally have difficulty recognizing incongruity, and for this reason tend not to have a sense of humor.

What does that say about the people promulgating this shit? "A three year-old 36 years ago told an anonymous friend of mine to get stuffed. Wahh!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (KYzKs)

250 Is this another Irish joke? "

Dam fish.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (MINbv)

251 208 In your case I would be wary what with them having the height advantage and all.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

Bander, if you are around, would you care to tell the story of when we were in DC and the not quite six year old son of you BFF was more or less as tall as me?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah but did that six year old have your taste in boots? And profanity?
I think not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (xJa6I)

252 A certain person whose initials are bluebell shimmed her first victim when she was 3 years old.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (8aWIY)

253 I expected him to go all Zathura on her, and say "Go get me a juice box, beatch"

Posted by: Roy at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)

254 Why yes, I am Anderson Cooper's assistant.

Posted by: Mr. Slave at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (HgMAr)

255 229 One of my sources confirms that the Chuckie movie franchise is loosely based on Don Jr.'s childhood. .
Posted by: Jim Acosta


Remember "Basket Case"? That was actually a documentary about Donald Trump's birth.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 03:02 PM (42M22)

256 246


Upon the passionate pleadings of a New Orleans citizen I have nullified the anti-Net Neutrality Executive Order. Please go directly to the NPR website.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt and Coconut Bra at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (ajiE5)



Huzzah! The blessed internet of free things as bequeathed upon us by his majesty, King Obama, is saved!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:02 PM (Dp6qK)

257 they are just warming up for the assault on Trump, priming the pump so to speak. Which means pushing a constant narrative of Trump misogyny.

Of course the implication they want (facts be damned) is that Trump spoke like that to women at home ... like his wife.

Trump can tweet about the woman he hired in the 90's for a large building project, before hiring women for top jobs was cool.

"Trump broke the glass ceiling" theme coming. Kelly Anne ... first woman to successfully manage a presidential campaign.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 14, 2017 03:02 PM (otAqJ)

258 This tweet just re-opens the age-old question: Are leftists crazy or evil?"

Embrace the "and"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:02 PM (MINbv)

259 205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.


It was a regulation enacted by the FCC and rescinded by the FCC. In what way is rescinding a regulation unconstitutional?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 03:02 PM (BoMuO)

260 *nudges* Go check out my link above. I think you will approve.





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
========================

Let me pull on my galoshes.... okay here I go...

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:02 PM (lwiT4)

261 I'd believe it if it were Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (5b+Sr)

262 I believe that part of it. There's a lot of competition to get your kids into "the right" preschool. Ya it's stupid but there you go.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 02:59 PM (lwiT4)


Yeah, I can just see a pre-school rejecting Donald Trump's namesake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (KYzKs)

263 boys have a penis
girls have a vagina

Posted by: 3 year old Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (HgMAr)

264 These lunatics will believe anything.

Posted by: Venus at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (YVBLw)

265 "He may have gone to a toney preschool but I can't imagine Ivana allowed people to be potty mouths around her children (and Trump doesn't seem the type to allow it either).
Posted by: redbanzai"


I grew up in NY and it was fairly well known that Ivana raised her kids to be very polite and well-mannered. That's why this story seems like BS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (OD2ni)

266 Film at 11!

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (5b+Sr)

267 I thought attacking the President's family was off limits. Like when Malaria and Kasha were acting unruly at some event when they were teenagers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (/qEW2)

268 they are just warming up for the assault on Trump, priming the pump so to speak. Which means pushing a constant narrative of Trump misogyny.

"sins of the father"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (KYzKs)

269 R.
Rat.
A big fuckin' rat with a dick this long.

Posted by: Only the Punchline at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (aRXNK)

270 >>It was a regulation enacted by the FCC and rescinded by the FCC. In what way is rescinding a regulation unconstitutional?

Stop. It will just hurt your brain trying to decipher idiot speak.

I find pointing and laughing much more productive.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

271 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

On what basis?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (8gDQu)

272 One bad word - maybe. Two in the same sentence, with sarcasm? Not likely.
=========
exactly.

You don't get sarcasm until they are like 8 and start watching the live action Disney channel shows.

Seriously. That's were they learn to use sarcasm in response to adults. Disney. bob Iger should be run out of the country.

Posted by: simplemind at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (sCVOO)

273 248 The NY State AG is a far leftest idiot that could not make it in any reasonable State that wasn't ruled by communists.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (mpXpK)

He expects other states to join in on the lawsuit.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (r9UYA)

274 I find pointing and laughing much more productive."

Hey, that's my go to move...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (MINbv)

275 I'm not a poopy head! You're a poopy head!

Posted by: Real 3 year old at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (SkuXa)

276 Damn. When does he resign? Daddy better go too.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

277 Fauxcahontas was there and can vouch for it.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (5b+Sr)

278 Under my buckin' hat!

Posted by: Don-Don at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (QCX64)

279 I see Netflix has Ash vs. The Evil Dead. Time to build a fire, take a double dose of everything, and get comfy.

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (g4lFK)

280 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

On what basis?


The 35th Amendment to the Constitution.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (B+qrE)

281 Oldest flipped off a teacher, because another kid showed him. The only reason that he didn't get in trouble is because he did not know the significance.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (Dp6qK)


Did he say Flick taught him that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (BoMuO)

282 Speaking of Ivana, Crazy Days and Nights is claiming she's siccing the authoritahs on her rivals for some billionaire she's after.

CDAN almost always gets these things right. They called the Morgan Spurlock sex abuse thing ahead of time, among many.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 14, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

283 271 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

On what basis?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (8gDQu)

On the "You're not allowed to counter any of King Barry's edicts" clause.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (CMbMd)

284 CNN has completely lost their shit. They are now saying that ending net neutrality will "end the internet as we know it".

These are not serious people in any way.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

285 who fuck you bitch this is?

Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (nFwvY)

286 Chelsea once said to me something her mother taught her to say when I was lost in Little Rock, "Screw you Dad, you have no idea where we are or where the hell we are going!" She was 3.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on Lolita Express at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (ylUqT)

287 Open your buccaneers.


Posted by: irright at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (pMGkg)

288
Seriously. That's were they learn to use sarcasm in response to adults. Disney. bob Iger should be run out of the country.
Posted by: simplemind at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (sCVOO)


Good points. especially the Iger one. If you watch any Pixar movie too, kids mimic the "adult-asshole" expressions and tics perfectly.

Posted by: Roy at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)

289 I've read that psychotics generally have difficulty recognizing incongruity, and for this reason tend not to have a sense of humor.



What does that say about the people promulgating this shit? "A three year-old 36 years ago told an anonymous friend of mine to get stuffed. Wahh!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:01 PM (KYzKs)


Makes sense. Mrs. Flounder can't keep a straight face, when 3YO is lipping off. It's funny, because his reasoning can be quite amusing. I always respond by telling him his logic is unassailable.

But I rule with an iron fist, benevolently, of course. And things go more smoothly when I nip that crap in the bud, early.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (Dp6qK)

290 236 Something more doesn't stack up, Heffernan is only 8 years older than Don jr yet her friend is old enough to have taught him. Friendships are mostly with similar age groups so how old is Annie!
Posted by: Decaf

---

106 The source of this is Virginia Heffernan, who's a leftie journalist type. And probable Fabulist."

You mean the "journalist", born in 1969, who claimed that at the precocious age of 10 was playing online games on a console that wasn't invented until 1982?

Posted by: Anon a mouse


According to Virginia Heffernan, Don Trump Jr. actually typed "Fuck you, bitch!" into his iPad, then pressed the "Speak the Text (Country Club Republican accent)" icon.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (42M22)

291 So you wear platforms when you go to Cedar Point?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (hLRSq)



Okay, first of all that's mean.

II. I will neither confirm or deny there are rides I can't ride at Cedar Point.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

292 When I was young, not three, but young we were calling a kid "poopy head." He called me back "peepee face."

He had that nickname through high school. Only it was usually shortened in to "Peepee."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (3BFzK)

293 Next thing you know, they will be accusing the WH spokeswoman of counterfeiting pies.

Oh wait...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (0ogQG)

294 alexthechick - AHAHAHAHAHA!


That would do it! Yup Yup Yup

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (lwiT4)

295 I grew up in NY and it was fairly well known that Ivana raised her kids to be very polite and well-mannered. That's why this story seems like BS.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (OD2ni)


Didn't Trump make his kids work construction so they would respect the people building their empire?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (BoMuO)

296 I hereby propose that this scandal be titled #FuckYouBitchGate

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (KUaJL)
..........

This is going to need another special counsel.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (HgMAr)

297 284 CNN has completely lost their shit. They are now saying that ending net neutrality will "end the internet as we know it".

These are not serious people in any way.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

The one thing I _might_ believe would happen that I don't like is that ISPs might start charging by the minute again, like AOL used to.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (CMbMd)

298 3 years old? Seems legit

Posted by: Phildirt at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (TAnIQ)

299 Maxine Waters wants to impeach PDT and all his progeny.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (5b+Sr)

300 Isn't there some sort of pre-school student/pre-school teacher privilege?

Isn't that stuff supposed to remain confidential?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (ATVNj)

301 205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

See, now there's my litmus test, so it's now official: I'm pleased that net neutrality sleeps with the fishes.

I save myself a lot of time in this fashion, most notably with the CA Voters' Guide. I don't any of the shit the proponents and opponents of measures print there.

I look at the endorsements. If well-known leftist shills and obvious Communist front groups are for something, I'm against it, and vice versa. I figure that they've probably studied the whole thing carefully so I don't have to.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (KYzKs)

302
NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.
On what basis?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (8gDQu)



It hurts Hawaii somehow

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (lKyWE)

303 "they are just warming up for the assault on Trump, priming the pump so to speak. Which means pushing a constant narrative of Trump misogyny."


And destroying themselves at the same time, which may make sense from an action-movie-against-monsters thing, but from the perspective of politics and real life is just brain-broke bat-guano crazy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

304 Ooops. They missed a three. She meant to say when he was 33 years old.

Posted by: Roy at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (7n4KQ)

305 don't READ

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (KYzKs)

306 Damn good vocabulary for a three year old.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

307 291 So you wear platforms when you go to Cedar Point?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:00 PM (hLRSq)


Okay, first of all that's mean.

II. I will neither confirm or deny there are rides I can't ride at Cedar Point.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)


We've got a woman in my office about 4'4".

I mean no offense, but am genuinely curious. Would you need a stool to be at eye level with her?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (CMbMd)

308 OK, thought this chic sounded familiar - she is a Hillary pantsuit-sniffer, bigtime: "Hillary Clinton Is More Than a President,She is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself." - from Lena Dunham's online newsletter.
So many boxes checked.
She's nuts.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/j92o7s2

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (W+vEI)

309 I don not like them, Sam I Am.
I do not like green eggs and fuckin' ham!

Posted by: Don Jr at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (398bZ)

310 I've read that psychotics generally have difficulty recognizing incongruity, and for this reason tend not to have a sense of humor.

Yes, I have met someone like that. She cannot figure out satire, irony, or silliness. She has no apparent sense of humor or even normal human emotional range. Incredibly bright, but... something's missing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (39g3+)

311 271 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.



On what basis?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 03:04 PM (8gDQu)

Dumbass Inslee was out front saying WA was going to do what he can to protect "NN."

Using what?

You guessed it, the same fucking thing the feds have been using since the dawn of the horrible, non-NN internet, consumer protection law.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (Dp6qK)

312 II. I will neither confirm or deny there are rides I can't ride at Cedar Point."

Ah, Cedar Point. Fun place for a younger mouse...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (MINbv)

313 That kid had a power vocabulary, even at 3yrs old!
Well said, young fella.

Posted by: goon at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (EaQ6/)

314 "I look at the endorsements. If well-known leftist
shills and obvious Communist front groups are for something, I'm against
it, and vice versa. I figure that they've probably studied the whole
thing carefully so I don't have to.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

=======

That's exactly how I roll too in the Peoples Democratic Repubic of Kalifornia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (3BFzK)

315 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

On what basis?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Not on a legal basis. But on the basis that it keeps a narrative alive going into the election year:

Hey millenials, heartless Trump Republicans want to throttle your bandwidth and help the big evil cable companies and ISPs and telecoms drive up your rates. Vote Dem 2018! We'll bring back the free stuff for you.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (EzdLW)

316 "I miss the days of Tom Daschel where he'd have been dragged to the congressional gym and beaten with hoses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Really? I honestly can't picture that. I always remember Daschle staring at his toes and mumbling about being "deeply saddened" about something Bush or some other R did.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (OD2ni)

317 Probably already mentioned, but...it was reported Chelsea called the SS pigs. She learned that from her mommy.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (W+vEI)

318 284 CNN has completely lost their shit. They are now saying that ending net neutrality will "end the internet as we know it".

These are not serious people in any way.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (/tuJf)


Somebody needs to do an intervention with CNN. Hell, with the Left generally. I seriously suspect that they've lost their collective (SWIDT?) minds. If you'll pardon the exaggeration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (KYzKs)

319 Of course Donald was out building skyscrapers and grabbing mishes.

So I guess he got the lingo from Ivana

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (vChNs)

320 Hillary Clinton Is More Than a President

Ummm.....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (Boy/L)

321 I had the rare NYC version See 'n Say.

the cow says lick my ass.

Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

322 The devil's spawn are said to be very precocious so maybe it did happen. -- The Hive Mind Known as Politico

Posted by: Hepcat at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (5b+Sr)

323 I mean no offense, but am genuinely curious. Would you need a stool to be at eye level with her?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 03:08 PM (CMbMd)


NO.

I am a whole five feet tall.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (mf5HN)

324 I grew up in NY and it was fairly well known that
Ivana raised her kids to be very polite and well-mannered. That's why
this story seems like BS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 14, 2017 03:03 PM (OD2ni)

My kids got their mouths washed out with soap the few times they decided to get froggy and try out the bad words they heard in public. But a) they were older than three (in elementary school) and b) they didn't test me on that point more than once or twice.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (SrkNc)

325 That's nothing.

When Don Jr. was 4, he killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (UubSE)

326 When DJT Jr. was three he was given the encryption key for the democrat Wikileaks data hack!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (3BFzK)

327 Did the FCC clear the NN thing with the Hawaiian judge first? That might be NY AG's grounds. Any change to federal regulations must first be cleared by Emperor Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (BoMuO)

328

Yeah, I said it. And now its proven, she's a bitch.

Posted by: D T, Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (r+sAi)

329 >>The one thing I _might_ believe would happen that I don't like is that ISPs might start charging by the minute again, like AOL used to.

Doubt it. The trend is for bigger and more constant internet.

Net Neutrality was always a lefty wet dream to control internet content, it wasn't about protecting consumers from big bad connectivity providers.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (/tuJf)

330 I don't any of the shit the proponents and opponents of measures print there.

I look at the endorsements. If well-known leftist shills and obvious Communist front groups are for something, I'm against it, and vice versa. I figure that they've probably studied the whole thing carefully so I don't have to.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


That is EXACTLY what I do as well! Makes voting sooooo easy!

Another, even simpler technique, is to pick up any of the "voting slate" flyers (illegally) stacked up outside my voting station every two years, supplied by various lefty groups ("The Progressive Alliance" etc.) and just vote the exact opposite of what they recommend, straight down the ballot.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (42M22)

331 Anna should't have taught those kind of words in preschool.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (aVYsC)

332 The one thing I _might_ believe would happen that I don't like is that ISPs might start charging by the minute again, like AOL used to.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (CMbMd)


Yeah, there might be people hurt by that. And there are proactive types who have downloaded every ounce of pron from every site anywhere on the planet.

They're good until the year 2125, by my my friends reckoning.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (ajiE5)

333 317 Probably already mentioned, but...it was reported Chelsea called the SS pigs. She learned that from her mommy.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (W+vEI)

That was only when they wouldn't let "Daddy's whores" into the Oval office for those special meetings.

Posted by: Roy at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (7n4KQ)

334 3yo Don Jr. used to keep a pack of smokes rolled in his t-shirt sleeve. And wear sunglasses at night.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (BoMuO)

335 Probably already mentioned, but...it was reported Chelsea called the SS pigs. She learned that from her mommy.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (W+vEI)
............

Takes one to know one.

Posted by: 3 year old Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

336 II. I will neither confirm or deny there are rides I can't ride at Cedar Point.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)


I had a law school classmate that was very petite, so much so that she once complained that she could not find sneakers in her size that didn't have Princess Jasmine on the side.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

337 I am a whole five feet tall"

Awwww. That's cute.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:12 PM (MINbv)

338 How did these people survive all those years of internet before Net Communism?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 14, 2017 03:12 PM (3myMJ)

339 willowed from last thread:

Regarding net neutrality: nothing changed when they put the rules into effect. Nothing will change when the rules are rolled back. They had no apparent effect on me or any other consumer.

Prices kept going up on my ISP, no new competitors showed up to offer me alternate deals, I didn't get less throttling from Comcast, they didn't give me the real download speeds that they promised.

All net neutrality did was put he camel's nose under the door to control the internet more and more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)

340 The trend is for bigger and more constant internet. "

Nah. It's a conspiracy, man!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:13 PM (MINbv)

341 Straightforward from here:

1. Create fake dossier/spy on campaign
2. ....

374. Make 12 Diet Cokes a day an issue.
375. Shit I don't know...character assassination of his son circa age 3? Nothing else works.
376. Impeach!!!

Posted by: TexasDan at December 14, 2017 03:13 PM (yL25O)

342 We've got a woman in my office about 4'4".

I mean no offense, but am genuinely curious. Would you need a stool to be at eye level with her?
=======
Party foul! That's a B.S. question. ATC would tower over her, by up to 4 inches.

Posted by: simplemind at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (vAZBr)

343 "OK, thought this chic sounded familiar - she is a Hillary pantsuit-sniffer, bigtime: "Hillary Clinton Is More Than a President,She is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself." - from Lena Dunham's online newsletter.
So many boxes checked.
She's nuts.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/j92o7s2
Posted by: Lizzy"

That must be some new level of sycophantic stupidity there. I wish I could unread that somehow. It's off the Kohn scale.

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (MxEKc)

344 if the tax bill fails, the GOPe will blame Trump and flood our email inboxes with requests for money to elect more Repubs to the Senate.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (ILitO)

345 >>The one thing I _might_ believe would happen that I don't like is that ISPs might start charging by the minute again, like AOL used to.


seems like great way to get AOL level marketshare.

Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

346 NO.

I am a whole five feet tall.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (mf5HN)

-----

*coughbullshitcough*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

347 Nap time is NOW, whore!!!

Posted by: Don-Don at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (QCX64)

348 "I am a whole five feet tall"


------

That's 4 feet 12 inches!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (3BFzK)

349 All net neutrality did was put he camel's nose under the door to control the internet more and more."

Well heck. Whaddya expect? We couldn't pass bizarre regs in semi technical language like we did in the early days of radio...

Posted by: Progs'r'us at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (MINbv)

350 301 205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.



>> See, now there's my litmus test, so it's now official: I'm pleased that net neutrality sleeps with the fishes.

Soros and Google are FOR Net Neutrality. That's all I need to know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (0ogQG)

351 I have found six women who claim they were sexually assaulted by 3 year old Don Jr.

Posted by: Gloria Allred at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

352 Fuck, I'm voting for Donald Jr as soon as I can. Three year old pimp slapping annoying NY bints. This man my be our SAVIOR!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (YV+SU)

353 We've got a woman in my office about 4'4".

---

And YOU misspelled "midget"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

354 "Isn't there some sort of pre-school student/pre-school teacher privilege?

Isn't that stuff supposed to remain confidential?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2017 03:07 PM (ATVNj)"

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That's only for Democrats, Republicans are unpeople.

Posted by: Decaf at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (PCopq)

355 *coughbullshitcough*
Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (8XRCm)


so much flamethrowing

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

356 353
And YOU misspelled "midget"
Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

She has properly proportional features, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (CMbMd)

357 I am a whole five feet tall.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (mf5HN)

...

Enjoy it while you can.

I used to be, um, taller than I am now.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (yL25O)

358 I always remember Daschle staring at his toes and mumbling about being "deeply saddened" about something Bush or some other R did.

Yeah but he cracked the whip in the house. There was none of this "i have to vote my conscience" or "for the children" crap from the members. They worked as a unit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)

359 For all those people who are complaining about end of net neutrality under President Trump, just remember Obama wanted to relinquish American control of the internet altogether.

Remember Obama's "internet giveaway?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (ATVNj)

360 Our eldest was taken to visit my wife's great uncle when he was around three. Uncle was a retired sheriff in Louisiana and he loved little kids and spoiled our son terribly that weekend taking him for ice cream, etc. Driving home we passed a state trooper who had pulled someone over. Our son in his car seat in back said "Got the bastard!". It sure didn't come from either of us. He said this at various times out of the blue for the next year.

Posted by: Lester at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (LfJIn)

361 -
--
When Don Jr. was 4, he killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.


Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM

-----------------------------

That is a baldfaced lie! I did it to watch him try to keep living.


Posted by: Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (pMGkg)

362 Soros and Google are FOR Net Neutrality. That's all I need to know.


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (0ogQG)

Yep

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (SrkNc)

363 slappin ho's

and cappin' fools

Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (nFwvY)

364 I heard that a Holocaust survivor's neice's daughter's goldfish changed its eating habits and behaved lethargically after its tank was placed in a room next a TV showing the Trump Inauguration. How could that possibly not be true?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (H8S+R)

365 I am a whole five feet tall.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (mf5HN)
======================

Serious question - I am five foot almost two. What do you do for pants and such? In the summer I can wear ankle pants and they hit me just fine at the shoe (for church). I can get capris and if I'm lucky they look sort of capri-ish. But in the winter? I can't find jeans that I don't step on and forget about slacks. I've taken to wearing leggings, which scooch up. Do you have everything tailored? I hate to do that because I'm cheap.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (lwiT4)

366 Don Jr. was such a three year old badass that he was pimping out the sixth graders at the High school.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 03:17 PM (3BFzK)

367 Remember Obama's "internet giveaway"

Well, to be fair, he wanted to match the peanut farmer's giveaway...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:17 PM (MINbv)

368 During the ultrasound Don Jr grabbed his junk and flipped off the technician.
True story.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 14, 2017 03:17 PM (xBSm0)

369 342 We've got a woman in my office about 4'4".

...

Who is "we" and why is she kept there?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 14, 2017 03:17 PM (yL25O)

370 Perhaps, she had "Bitchy Resting-Face"

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (e8kgV)

371 Five feet tall?

Are those human feet?


I keed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (tVWQB)

372 Probably already mentioned above, but can we impeach Don Jr.? Special counsel? Something?!


The airhead snowflakes - Goldberg, Will, Frum, et al - will simply not feel "safe" until SOMETHING is done.


Oh, the shame and dishonor of it all.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (QX0Xt)

373 Too bad there's not an HRT for when some asshole Senator thinks it's a good idea to hold the entire nation hostage to his vanity and dehydration.


Posted by: geoffb at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (zOpu5)

374 When Don Jr was three all the teachers except this bitch called him Gator.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (3BFzK)

375 Like roughly 1/3 of the country, they have gone insane and are never, ever coming back

Shop for your news accordingly

Posted by: DocJ at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (NYS7S)

376 I am a whole five feet tall.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (mf5HN)


*looks at costume*

Yes, well the bunny ears do had a few inches, and the fluffy tail is cute....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

377 >>Who is "we" and why is she kept there?

Local Lollipop Guild union rep.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (/tuJf)

378 We've got a woman in my office about 4'4".


I'm just nuts over her.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (8ikIW)

379 >>I am a whole five feet tall.


How many hands is that?

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (IVBVQ)

380 So you wear platforms when you go to Cedar Point?

Looks like I have to do just everything in here today.
You'd think a simple "Just the punch line" once in a while wouldn't be too much to ask. But, no.
All right, here goes:

Well it's IN SANDUSKY, after all.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (H5rtT)

381 350
301 205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.





>> See, now there's my litmus test, so it's now official: I'm pleased that net neutrality sleeps with the fishes.

Soros and Google are FOR Net Neutrality. That's all I need to know.


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (0ogQG)

Wish them luck. Since it was originally put in place by Obama using his pen and phone, it can be undone with a pen and phone.That is why Congress MAKES the laws. President signs them (or not). Civics 101, or didn't they teach that in law school?
FU Schneiderman. Goes double for you Cuomo.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 14, 2017 03:18 PM (jxbfJ)

382
3 year old Donald Trump Jr kept a pack of Marlboros rolled up in his onesie sleeve.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (lKyWE)

383 >>NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.


Where were all these brave Hawaiian judges and AGs when Obama was breaking laws left and right, huh?

All we heard when anyone wanted to take legal action against him/his administration was "Sorry, no legal standing!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (W+vEI)

384 What do you do for pants and such?

----

Im sure she buys shorts then rolls up the cuffs.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

385 Is this where we all just sneer and say:

Neener neener neener!!!

Posted by: Creepy Frankengropen (Tongue-raper extraordianre) at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (7UW64)

386 I used to be, um, taller than I am now.

Yeah me too. I've lost about half an inch over the years. And not in girth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (39g3+)

387 My college daughter had a paper and presentation to do on the power of social media. I suggested she address the issue of Trump bypassing the traditional media with his Twitter storms and included the great covfefe crisis. We discussed it over coffee including how often a person's weakness is also his strength as here when Trump's tweet made him look foolish but also made him look human particularly with his follow up tweet inviting people to define the word. My daughter got a good grade and the professor said she had never laughed so much during a presentation. When my daughter asked me to edit her paper I disguised my opinion that the lying ass media are as bad as the lying ass college professors and I guess paid off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (+y/Ru)

388 384 What do you do for pants and such?

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Im sure she buys shorts then rolls up the cuffs.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (8XRCm)


Pants are for closers.

Posted by: Creepy Frankengropen (Tongue-raper extraordianre) at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (7UW64)

389 If Chuck Schumer is not a pedophile than his face is a liar

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (TisfY)

390 You got any milk left in those saggy tits?

Posted by: 3 year old Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:20 PM (HgMAr)

391 329
>>The one thing I _might_ believe would happen that I don't like is that ISPs might start charging by the minute again, like AOL used to.



Doubt it. The trend is for bigger and more constant internet.



Net Neutrality was always a lefty wet dream to control internet content, it wasn't about protecting consumers from big bad connectivity providers.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:11 PM (/tuJf)



Being intimately familiar with some of the up and coming technologies, there is and will be a constant push for faster and more ubiquitous connectivity, NN or no. The reason is that people demand it.

And as with all technology cycles - at least since the dawn of the first blessed millenial birth, this being the apparent beginning of recorded history - early adopters will pay more, economies of scale and competition for dollars will ensure the costs will come down and the technology will proliferate.

Lots of interesting things on the horizon for backhaul and last mile level wireless.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:20 PM (Dp6qK)

392 323. Five feet.
**
Thought your people measured height in apples?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 03:20 PM (7da78)

393
YOU MUST BE
---------------------------------->

THIS TALL TO OPERATE
FLAMETHROWER!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2017 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

394 I am a whole five feet tall.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:10 PM (mf5HN)


If it makes you feel any better, I'm going out with a gal that's shorter than you. She's 4'10".

Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2017 03:20 PM (uiwCw)

395 205 NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality

Thank you for telling me where I should come down on #NetNeutrality

Oh, and fuck that guy in particular

Posted by: DocJ at December 14, 2017 03:20 PM (NYS7S)

396
Always Believe The Woman!

That's the Rule, right?

Posted by: Soothie at December 14, 2017 03:21 PM (hIntH)

397 True story. In kindergarten once, during nap time, I set down my rug next to a girl I liked. Not touch her, just be near her for nap time.

My distant memory tells me it went something like this:

She started yelling. "No, no, no!"

Her friend was telling her "it okay, he's nice, let him nap next to you."

But the girl I liked kept saying, "no, no go away, go away!", to me.

So I dragged my little rug away and never again dared go near her.

Sigh. I wish I'd had half the game little Don Jr had.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 03:21 PM (EzdLW)

398 Lester, that's hilarious!


Friend of mine, back in the 90s, taught his first kid (a son), when he was just starting to talk, the chant of the anti-Shah protesters who marched in Washington during the Shah's last visit in 1978.

So he'd hold him up, and ask him about "the Shah" - son would enthusiastically repeat:

"Shah is a US puppet - DOWN with the Shah!"

"Shah is a US butcher - DOWN with the Shah!"


His friends loved it. The mother just rolled her eyes.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2017 03:21 PM (QX0Xt)

399 I think its under 5' you can qualify for midget money; its like welfare for little people. At least I heard a comedian say so and why would he lie?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:21 PM (39g3+)

400 I'm just nuts over her. "

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 14, 2017 03:21 PM (MINbv)

401 She be my bottom bitch. Know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: leopold butters stotch at December 14, 2017 03:22 PM (QCX64)

402 My first crush was a girl in preschool. I realize now that once I saw the smug, superior way in which she colored within the lines, I had no chance.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 14, 2017 03:22 PM (tVWQB)

403 Serious question - I am five foot almost two. What do you do for pants and such? In the summer I can wear ankle pants and they hit me just fine at the shoe (for church). I can get capris and if I'm lucky they look sort of capri-ish. But in the winter? I can't find jeans that I don't step on and forget about slacks. I've taken to wearing leggings, which scooch up. Do you have everything tailored? I hate to do that because I'm cheap.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (lwiT4)


I'm the same way with buying ankle pants and they hit fine. Mommy hems stuff if need be and when I find a pair of good pants that fit right I wear them until they literally fall apart.

For casual stuff, it's yoga pants and, well, I just walk on the hems.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:22 PM (mf5HN)

404 Yes, I have met someone like that. She cannot figure out satire, irony, or silliness. She has no apparent sense of humor or even normal human emotional range. Incredibly bright, but... something's missing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:09 PM (39g3+)


I had a colleague who was certified psychotic (by professionals), and who on average spent about a month a year in the nut barn, after having previously burned down his own house and slashed tires in the departmental parking lot.

Once in a departmental meeting the lab course came up, and someone jokingly said that some of the experiments used 19th century equipment. Everyone laughed except the psychotic, who nodded and voiced his agreement that the equipment was indeed excellent.

At that juncture everyone else started coughing and shuffling their feet in embarrassment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:22 PM (KYzKs)

405 stilts+pants = height !

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 03:23 PM (QC/4S)

406 401 She be my bottom bitch. Know what I'm sayin'?
----------------
Shouldn't that be gnome what i'm sayin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 14, 2017 03:23 PM (YV+SU)

407 Its now how tall your girlfriend is, its whether or not she has a flat head.

Posted by: moron at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (vWt27)

408 Time to call Gloria Allred...

Posted by: sillyme at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (zYWPO)

409
Serious question - I am five foot almost two. What do you do for pants and such? In the summer I can wear ankle pants and they hit me just fine at the shoe (for church). I can get capris and if I'm lucky they look sort of capri-ish. But in the winter? I can't find jeans that I don't step on and forget about slacks. I've taken to wearing leggings, which scooch up. Do you have everything tailored? I hate to do that because I'm cheap.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (lwiT4)


I just wear skirts. Nobody cares what length they are any more, so, stylish and sexy, FTW.

For the winter, I wear an overskirt, like the skoop skirts from Sweden or the local knockoff. This works even when watching dogsled races or hockey games outdoors.

I actually do not own a pair of pants that I would wear in polite company, just a couple pairs of sweats for, you know, sweating and such. I expect that if I were into snowmachining, I would probably buy a pair of the insulated coveralls, but I'm not, so I'm good to go with my Boggs and overskirt.

Posted by: Creepy Frankengropen (Tongue-raper extraordianre) at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (7UW64)

410 I need to know where Democratic Socialists of America come down on this issue.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (3myMJ)

411
Solution: Wear Rocket Pants

Posted by: Soothie at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (hIntH)

412 of course, may need some training to walk on those things at first

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (QC/4S)

413 Serious question - I am five foot almost two. What do you do for pants and such? In the summer I can wear ankle pants and they hit me just fine at the shoe (for church). I can get capris and if I'm lucky they look sort of capri-ish. But in the winter? I can't find jeans that I don't step on and forget about slacks. I've taken to wearing leggings, which scooch up. Do you have everything tailored? I hate to do that because I'm cheap.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:16 PM (lwiT4)

**********************************

I'm 5 foot 2 too -- first, I usually shop in the petite section, which at least avoids crotch issues, but I also learned how to hem pants from my mother (who is 5 foot nothing).
I spring for a tailor on jeans -- home hemming doesn't look as nice for jeans.

Posted by: Venus at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (YVBLw)

414 Paul Ryan has denied the Politico report that he won't run again after this term.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (398bZ)

415 I remember a little girl in kindergarten who beat me with a flagpole & then kissed me right on the lips. Her name was Liz Kindall. That was 51 years ago. We were five. I think I'll look her up and demand an apology.

Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (raGQi)

416 407 Its now how tall your girlfriend is, its whether or not she has a flat head.

Posted by: moron at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (vWt27)

And has a stepstool to reach the bread box to make the sammiches.

Posted by: Creepy Frankengropen (Tongue-raper extraordianre) at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (7UW64)

417 These are the people who get upset when we call them 'fake news'.

That is, when they're not too busy issuing retractions and corrections.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

418 >>Being intimately familiar with some of the up and coming technologies, there is and will be a constant push for faster and more ubiquitous connectivity, NN or no. The reason is that people demand it.

My background goes back to the early days when the internet was less than 4 feet tall. I worked for a certain Santa Clara based technology company that provided about 90% of the backbone technology to create the internet, some still in use. My job was to work with some of these early innovators which was beyond fascinating.

I got to see the internet actually created from the ground up and then moved on to some start-ups that operated co-location and peering sites and worked with some of the smartest, and weirdest, people I've ever met. You think Donne Two Scoops drinks a lot of Coke, these guys lived on Coke and pizza and crazy ideas of building a network that span the globe. As if.

Fun times.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

419 >>For casual stuff, it's yoga pants and, well, I just walk on the hems.


They are shutting the doors soon, but Ibex has the best pants for the ladies - Izzi is the model/style.

Every chick I have ever bought them for lives in them.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (IVBVQ)

420 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
============================


I used to have a mom who hems. She had a serger and everything. Then she had the nerve to move to Arizona. Thanks mom. Now I look like a hobo.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (lwiT4)

421 352
Fuck, I'm voting for Donald Jr as soon as I can. Three year old pimp slapping annoying NY bints. This man my be our SAVIOR!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 14, 2017 03:15 PM (YV+SU)



Yeah, go ahead and paint handsome Don Jr. as a billy bad ass with nice hair and a great smile.

That'll get the 'ettes to vote against him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (Dp6qK)

422 Thanks for all the pants advice, ladies!

Posted by: Robert B. Reiccchhhhhhhhhhhh-uh at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (EzdLW)

423 Cookbook sales bring new traffic to AoSHQ

http://cheezburger.com/9103621888

Noob skips longbow vs. crossbow debate - goes straight for Seszzzions joke.

http://cheezburger.com/9103634688

Posted by: DaveA at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

424 Never mind, Democratic Socialists of America are for it.

Shocked...

Posted by: Meremortal at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (3myMJ)

425 >>>That's quite a potty mouth for a three year old.<<<

That's nothing. When Trump Jr. was four, he was delivering golden showers to Russian prostitutes.

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (2Mnv1)

426 Ah, but when Don Jr. was 15 and the scandal first broke, he released a statement "My recollection differs from Anna's, but I think that teacher's claims of harassment by three year olds should be taken seriously. I'm so sorry for any pain or trauma that I caused her, and I am stepping down as captain of the lacrosse team sometime in the coming weeks".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (/qEW2)

427 Heffernan is the one who wrote that embarassing soliloquy about Hillary Clinton as a 'goddess of light' or some such in the aftermath of the election.

I am ashamed to admit that she grew up in my hometown--but then again I'm not really surprised.

Posted by: harry lime at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (ALDN3)

428 I knew an adorable girl in the church youth group. She was tiny, not just short but really slender. She always complained that she couldn't find clothes her size, she had to go to the kids section. Her feet were smaller than my hands. I kin of felt sorry for her, because it had to be a pain to be that itty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

429 >>Solution: Wear Rocket Pants


I keep mine in my pocket.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (IVBVQ)

430 flounder - "And as with all technology cycles - at least since the dawn of the first blessed millenial birth, this being the apparent beginning of recorded history - early adopters will pay more, economies of scale and competition for dollars will ensure the costs will come down and the technology will proliferate."


Yes. And while I don't feel comfortable generalizing on "millenials" and have no strong feelings on the related issues that routinely roil the Horde, sad to say the economic illiteracy reflected in *not* understanding your point is widespread. Of course, disastrously, it's not limited to "millenials".


When one thinks of the herculean, ubiquitous, relentless effort it has taken to dumb Americans down to where they have been dumbed down - in the midst of the greatest prosperity, security, and potential for real educational attainment ever seen in human history - it's awe-inspiring. In a dark, infuriating way.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (QX0Xt)

431 We were five. I think I'll look her up and demand an apology.

Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (raGQi)
..........

or a do-over

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

432 I should note that I don't wear jeans at all because I don't like them on me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)

433 I'm 5 foot 16, so...... the struggle is real!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (xBSm0)

434 >>That's quite a pretty mouth for a three year old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (IVBVQ)

435 "I know someone who said she was insulted by Donald Trump's three-year-old son 36 years ago."

Someone someone knows, half-a-lifetime ago, was 'insulted' by a three-year-old who is now evil because his father eventually beat a tired old hag out of the Presidency.

OMG, how can she go on?????

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

436 383 >>NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.
___________________________________

Yeah, because crime, opioid addiction and political corruption are all under control here in the Empire State.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2017 03:28 PM (ATVNj)

437 Holy crap! Let's banish the Frankengropen, tout suite.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 14, 2017 03:28 PM (7UW64)

438 I just wear skirts. Nobody cares what length they are any more, so, stylish and sexy, FTW.




Posted by: Creepy Frankengropen (Tongue-raper extraordianre) at December 14, 2017 03:24 PM (7UW64)
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I hadn't thought about skirts. I imagine that involves shaving ones' legs, something I try and avoid October thru April. I need the warmth.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:28 PM (lwiT4)

439 383 >>NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

You would think the NY AG would know the state doesn't have standing here, but we're not talking about serious people.

Posted by: Venus at December 14, 2017 03:29 PM (YVBLw)

440 I wonder if he sexually assaulted her as well ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 14, 2017 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

441
435 "I know someone who said she was insulted by Donald Trump's three-year-old son 36 years ago."
____________________________________

You know what that makes her today?

A REALLY OLD BITCH.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2017 03:29 PM (ATVNj)

442 Nood Fox/Disney

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (O5Q3r)

443 >>I should note that I don't wear jeans at all because I don't like them on me.

I don't mind jeans on me but it depends on who is wearing them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

444 That's quite a pretty mouth for a three year old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (IVBVQ)


He'd cut you up, old man.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleigh Your Friends with the Holiday Delights from the Outrage Outlet! at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

445 I hadn't thought about skirts. I imagine that involves shaving ones' legs, something I try and avoid October thru April. I need the warmth.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:28 PM (lwiT4)


Wool knee socks for the win, here. No shaving, no nonsense about cold breezes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (7UW64)

446 436
383 >>NY AG to sue to keep Net Neutrality.

___________________________________



Yeah, because crime, opioid addiction and political corruption are all under control here in the Empire State.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2017 03:28 PM (ATVNj)
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Priorities AdPat, Priorities!!!!

Posted by: Penfold at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (Fbt5B)

447 That's quite a pretty mouth for a three year old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (IVBVQ)

ISWYDT

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (SrkNc)

448 I raised his allowance.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at December 14, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

449 Well the thing is, all leftist laws and policies assume that time stops and progress does not exist. Their population concerns refused to consider the possibility of any new technology or developments. Net Neutrality was the same kind of thing as I understand it: that everything would be completely static and unchanged, so that laws had to prevent bad stuff that new developments might make irrelevant.

The parts I was most concerned about didn't have anything to do with me as a consumer. They were about cronyism like limiting gathering data on customers except to Google.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)

450 345 >>The one thing I _might_ believe would happen that I don't like is that ISPs might start charging by the minute again, like AOL used to.

seems like great way to get AOL level marketshare.
Posted by: Toddler Don Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:14 PM (nFwvY)


Only if NFL execs branch out into ISPs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (KYzKs)

451 Fun times.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:25 PM (/tuJf)


Our paths may have crossed.


I laugh at these millenials that were born with a silver iPhone in their mouths, thinking that spewing lefty-agit prop about paying more for internet access.

Try downloading a 1 MB jpg over a 1,200bit/s modem, and then tell me there has been no innovation in the internet.

Fools.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (Dp6qK)

452 -
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You would think the NY AG would know the state doesn't have standing here, but we're not talking about serious people.

Posted by: Venus at December 14, 2017 03:29 PM

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Democrats ALWAYS have standing. It's in a penumbra or something.


Posted by: irright at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (pMGkg)

453 Official White House Christmas photo:

http://bit.ly/2C8Kn0S


Melania is so pretty.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

454 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)
==========================


My daughter's itty too. She wears a size zero and sometimes shops in the girls (as opposed to juniors) department. I think my granddaughter is going to be just like that too. She is in third grade and is the size of a small kindergartener.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (lwiT4)

455 This is just batshit crazy.
Also, it wouldn't surprise me if the accusation is a lie. Even if it happened, no sane person would give a shit.

Just when you think they couldn't become any dumber and stoop any lower, they surprise you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2017 03:32 PM (+lVUW)

456 Official White House Christmas photo:



http://bit.ly/2C8Kn0S





Melania is so pretty.





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

And classy.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 03:32 PM (SrkNc)

457 I'm close enough to 29 to remember putting the phone handset into the modem to dial up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 14, 2017 03:33 PM (7ZVPa)

458 Official White House Christmas photo:



http://bit.ly/2C8Kn0S





Melania is so pretty.





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 14, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
=======================

That's very pretty. Maybe it's just me but I think Trump looks better now than when he was running for President.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 14, 2017 03:33 PM (lwiT4)

459 386
I used to be, um, taller than I am now.



Yeah me too. I've lost about half an inch over the years. And not in girth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (39g3+)

You too?!?!?!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at December 14, 2017 03:34 PM (jxbfJ)

460 maybe he said "Vacuum your snatch" and she misheard him

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 14, 2017 03:34 PM (M+Lyo)

461 >>Our paths may have crossed.


>>I laugh at these millenials that were born with a silver iPhone in their mouths, thinking that spewing lefty-agit prop about paying more for internet access.

>>Try downloading a 1 MB jpg over a 1,200bit/s modem, and then tell me there has been no innovation in the internet.

>>Fools.

Wouldn't surprise me, kind of a small group back then.

The thing I found most interesting was the pace of change and innovation. It was not at all surprising to see cutting edge technology become dated within months and out of date within a couple years.

No commercial technology that I am aware of advances any where near the speed of internet technology both by necessity and frankly the nature of the people in the industry. I don't see that changing any time soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:34 PM (/tuJf)

462 382
3 year old Donald Trump Jr kept a pack of Marlboros rolled up in his onesie sleeve.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM (lKyWE)


Kept a switchblade in his sock.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 03:37 PM (r9UYA)

463 461. The pron must flow 1

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 03:37 PM (fA1SL)

464 "Shah is a US puppet - DOWN with the Shah!"

"Shah is a US butcher - DOWN with the Shah!"

His friends loved it. The mother just rolled her eyes.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2017 03:21 PM (QX0Xt)


========

Yikes. I hope he's happy with the Ayatollahs and the nuke deal. I shudder to think what chants kids are being taught nowadays.

Why don't conservatives teach their kids, "Obama is an Iranian puppet - down with Obama!"?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

465 I forgot about our Hawaiian judge overseers, one should opine on Net Neutrality soon as their offices open up. I am sure the internet will be found free for all as no one built that.

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 03:39 PM (aC6Sd)

466 Yes. And while I don't feel comfortable generalizing on "millenials" . . . .

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2017 03:26 PM (QX0Xt)


NN is millenials' civil rights march, but the outspoken ones are notoriously smug and preposterously historically illiterate.

But yes, historical illiteracy is sadly an apparent increasing trend in later generations, owing largely to the failures of the educational system and the ever expansive safety net society that allows high-functioning self-imposed-retardation to flourish.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 03:39 PM (Dp6qK)

467 No commercial technology that I am aware of advances any where near the speed of internet technology both by necessity and frankly the nature of the people in the industry. I don't see that changing any time soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 03:34 PM (/tuJf)

AT&T Airgig will change internet access options.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 03:39 PM (r9UYA)

468 Same playbook as the Romney hair cutting/pulling incident and doggie on the car.

So predictable. Are you sure he didn't say "F*ck you bitch" while swilling Diet Coke?

Posted by: Cheri at December 14, 2017 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

469 There's a nood about all the sorts of stuff known by guys who gave their lunch money to Donald, Jr

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 03:41 PM (fA1SL)

470 When you send a 3 year old to the corner, you'd better remember his face!

Posted by: Outlaw Donny Jr. at December 14, 2017 03:49 PM (BsGS1)

471 Who do you have to f*ck to get a chocolate milk around here?

Posted by: Things I heard Don Say in preschool, swearsies at December 14, 2017 03:52 PM (BsGS1)

472 I know a dude named Matt who lived in the Clinton's neighborhood in Little Rock (40 years ago). One day Chelsea was out walking her dog, which decided to take a huge shit in his flowerbed. So Matt walks out and sees it and says "Move your bitch" and Chelsea says "Fuck you, Matt".

Odd parallels. And just as believable if you ask me.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at December 14, 2017 04:11 PM (WKeEA)

473 472) Which was walking who?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 14, 2017 04:45 PM (RuIsu)

474 "Their brains are broken"

Love you, Ace. You nailed it.

Posted by: m at December 14, 2017 04:57 PM (sVFZk)

475 Looking forward to seeing Don Junior's comment on this. The cowardly Heffernan didn't bother to contact him for her "scoop."

Posted by: Jane at December 14, 2017 06:20 PM (9JROK)

476 20 years ago, my neighbor's kid called me a bitch. In return, I called him a little bastard. Turned out I was right on both counts.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 14, 2017 06:56 PM (SIP8o)

477 And it's come full circle; today Donald Trump Jr. is insulted by 3 yr.-olds at the Times.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 14, 2017 07:54 PM (Ndje9)

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