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Elizabeth Warren Demands McConnell Seat Jones Immediately, Even Though Luther Strange's Term Isn't Over Until January

She's on the warpath about this.*

The savage tribe* picked up on this absurdity:



* Not a slur about American Indians; it's a slur about Elizabeth Warren, who is an American Indian like I'm an American Indian. PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.

Posted by: Ace at 02:38 PM




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1 i demand to be first

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at December 13, 2017 02:39 PM (h/uSM)

2 huh.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 02:39 PM (/qEW2)

3 ace, you're an American Indian? How?

Posted by: bluebell ~ now we're cookin'! at December 13, 2017 02:39 PM (kNasr)

4 Or maybe I should have said "How!"

Posted by: bluebell ~ now we're cookin'! at December 13, 2017 02:40 PM (kNasr)

5 I'll just show myself out

Posted by: bluebell ~ now we're cookin'! at December 13, 2017 02:40 PM (kNasr)

6 Dances with Lenin demands immediate pow-wow.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 13, 2017 02:41 PM (zllbf)

7 She seems stable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

8 ace if you fell you are an American Indian, well, you are.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 02:41 PM (WonQS)

9 You know what, f*** it.

Shut down Twitter. Permanently.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:41 PM (CMbMd)

10 I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.


At your age the circumcision ritual would be appalling.

Posted by: Bander proctoring a test at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (WZG6Y)

11 Ace, the reverse bris is a bitch.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (gbWkA)

12 Well, can you blame her for not knowing about certification?

Not like she's a Harvard Law professor or Senator or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)

13 >>PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be --


Sexes with Garbage is your new name, Ace.

Posted by: chief garrett at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (XHDFG)

14 They shouldn't seat him until after Franken resigns. Put out a press release and everything.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (hXeKX)

15 Woowoowoowoo

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (hMwEB)

16 9 You know what, f*** it.

Shut down Twitter. Permanently.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:41 PM (CMbMd)

I dunno, I kind of prefer the rage and insanity on display 24/7.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

17 OT

Some of you may remember a recent comment I made about California's disastrous Proposition 47 which decriminalizes theft, and how it has very rapidly led to a crime wave of robberies and purse-snatchings and other crimes, which are no longer punishable by law? And how the robbers just get away with it now, with never any jail time, even if caught red-handed?

Well, here is an example of what I am talking about:

Guy caught red-handed committing five violent robberies in Berkeley, including punching and knocking unconscious one of his female victims, was encouraged by the liberal DA's office to plea-bargain all his cases down to a single nonviolent theft charge, then allowed to walk free:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/12/12/ violent-berkeley-robbery-charge-dropped-oakland-teen-plea-deal/

Beyond outrageous. Beyond infuriating. Even when caught and charged, he STILL walks free, thanks to the cooperation of liberals in the law enforcement system.

Prob 47 has hideous tentacles: Now, as of today, with SJWs in the justice system, even VIOLENT crimes can get plea-bargained down to nonviolent crimes, and as a result the perps get convicted of a minor misdemeanor with no jail time.

This is how societies disintegrate.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (42M22)

18 PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.

++++

You should get a blood transfusion. With the right blood, you could claim status under the one drop rule.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (FUu/Z)

19 >>At your age the circumcision ritual would be appalling.


Technically, it's be a pealing.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (XHDFG)

20 He will fold like an old lawn chair the gutless, chinless decrepit twink!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (2X7pN)

21 So, in the end, government becomes the Jerry Springer Show...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (zSVEm)

22 ace, you're an American Indian? How?

Posted by: bluebell ~ now we're cookin'! at December 13, 2017 02:39 PM (kNasr)

-----

Sameway AtC has a dick and is over 5' tall.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

23 I am an American Indian too. Whispered rumors of some Cherokee ancestry on moms side of the family are all the proof needed.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (1L9V9)

24 Eh depends on the tribe Ace....

the Shawnee allowed "conversions"....

http:// www.jefflouderback.com /spring-at-clifton-gorge-darnells-historic-leap-etched-in-history/

A guy leapt over a gorge to escape the "test" to join up....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (SzZnW)

25 "PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions."

Struggles with Shelves.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (CMbMd)

26 She's grandstanding to impress her constituency.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

27 Isn't Warren the one the Democrats hasted to appoint so she could vote for Obamacare. She can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (mpXpK)

28 We have serious issues, and one of them is how we select Senators that are corrupt, stupid, entitled, lazy, and ignorant.

Repeal the 17th Amendment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (hyuyC)

29 13 >>PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be --


Sexes with Garbage is your new name, Ace.
Posted by: chief garrett at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (XHDFG)

Brave with drill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

30 I identify as a Hickowee Indian. When do I get to open my casino..?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (ILitO)

31 At your age the circumcision ritual would be appalling.


Technically, it's be a pealing.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (XHDFG)

----

That's a phallus-y.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

32 If Franken leaves resigns next year, does that put off the special election till 2019

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 13, 2017 02:44 PM (dKiJG)

33 Lieawatha is a couple cards short of a full deck.

Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 02:44 PM (88xKn)

34 18

PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.

++++

You should get a blood transfusion. With the right blood, you could claim status under the one drop rule.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (FUu/Z)

Ah, the Reich Way...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:44 PM (zSVEm)

35
"dances with drills"

good flick, 4 stars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 02:44 PM (r+sAi)

36 Purveyor Of Gainzz

#AceAmericanIndianNames

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at December 13, 2017 02:44 PM (rP4OC)

37 Isn't Trump an Indian? He owns all those casinos...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (h/uSM)

38 17 http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/12/12/ violent-berkeley-robbery-charge-dropped-oakland-teen-plea-deal/

Beyond outrageous. Beyond infuriating. Even when caught and charged, he STILL walks free, thanks to the cooperation of liberals in the law enforcement system.

Prob 47 has hideous tentacles: Now, as of today, with SJWs in the justice system, even VIOLENT crimes can get plea-bargained down to nonviolent crimes, and as a result the perps get convicted of a minor misdemeanor with no jail time.

This is how societies disintegrate.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (42M22)


Hey, SOMEBODY's gotta beat/maim/rape/kill all the people that the politicians just don't have the time to.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (CMbMd)

39 Completely glossing over the fact that the election isn't official until the state confirms it, which can take up to 20 days, or something. It won't be official until January. Then, Moore can call for a recount, so it may be delayed even further.

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (xttKs)

40 This is how societies disintegrate.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (42M22)


I would say welcome to the Burning Times, but that might seem insensitive.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (WonQS)

41 Sharts Like Thunder

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (XHDFG)

42 Ace is a member of the Heckarewe tribe (hat tip F Troop).

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (gbWkA)

43 Most American Indians are not hyper sensitive SJWs.

Posted by: Randy West at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (p/bSX)

44 twitter isn't what you think it is.

Its a button you push when you want to set other people off.

If you go on there thinking you are "socializing" you are doing it wrong.

see for example TRUMP.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (pebdb)

45 Many Hobo pelts were taken that day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

46 She plays very well to her base.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

47 Nice of that fellow to remind us McConnell occasionally does something good.

If Mish ignored the Constitution, where were the Hawaiian Judges?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (3myMJ)

48 At least Ace is not Disaster Pants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (hyuyC)

49 I really wish Ben Knighthorse Campbell were still in office....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (W+vEI)

50 At your age the circumcision ritual would be appalling.
Posted by: Bander proctoring a test at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (WZG6Y)

---

a peeling of the penis is not appalling

Posted by: Ramsey Bolton at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (h/uSM)

51 44 twitter isn't what you think it is.

Its a button you push when you want to set other people off.

If you go on there thinking you are "socializing" you are doing it wrong.

see for example TRUMP.
Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (pebdb)

Trump is in a position where they can't ban him because he butthurt some entitled college tranny.

The rest of us, not so much.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (CMbMd)

52 Hoy-yoy-yoy-yoy

Hoy-yoy-yoy-yoy

[Tomahawk Chop]

Posted by: The Italian guy who was brought to tears by roadside garbage at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (hLRb6)

53 Aren't these the same asswipes who demanded Obama be sworn in immediately after the '08 election?

All about power.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon Cassandra at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (AM1GF)

54 Needed to take attention away from that slut-shaming tweeting she did.


Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (aVY3U)

55 All it takes is high cheek bones. Duh

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (jsWA8)

56 hey...I can get behind this jail mcconnell thing

Posted by: porg herder at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (TlvUt)

57 The Alabama SoS won't certify before 12/27 so there really isn't a winner yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (QQ+il)

58 Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there previous precedent of the senate refusing to confirm a justice in an election year?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (H6eJh)

59 This is how societies disintegrate.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (42M22)

This is reality having it's day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

60 So many white people claim to be a 1/4 or 1/3 (never 7/16 or 5/ Native American . Usually cool well known tribe like Cherokee never Pitt River or Paiute or some obscure tribe. I'm pretty sure you're 3/64 Cherokee Ace.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (OUaW7)

61 43
Most American Indians are not hyper sensitive SJWs.
Posted by: Randy West at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (p/bSX)

Indians use the word "Indian"....
Native American is used by paleface....
( Indians use tribal designation a lot )

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (zSVEm)

62 Jail Mitch McConnell!? Hahahaha!

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (Mjus2)

63 I wonder if on some mirror image blog liberals are screaming about Schumer's Failure Theater?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

64 I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.

---

can you cry on demand?

Posted by: Iron eyes Cody at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (h/uSM)

65 Yubs with Nubs

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (XHDFG)

66 Ummm what crime did Mitch McConnell commit?

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

67 Let's go with the Massachusetts precident

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)

68 Amandi suits are so overrated

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (7HtZB)

69 >>>>>She's grandstanding to impress her constituency.
.
.
.She is grandstanding to show everyone how stupid she is. That and to raise big wampum for her 2020 Presidential run.

Elizabeth Warren stood up to Trump when it counted! Please give until it hurts so we can remove the sexual predator from office.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (+Dllb)

70 Supposedly I have some Sioux blood in me like five generations back. So I can say things like "warpath" and "feather indian" safely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)

71 Completely glossing over the fact that the election isn't official until the state confirms it, which can take up to 20 days, or something. It won't be official until January. Then, Moore can call for a recount, so it may be delayed even further.
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (xttKs)

Exactly. America didn't elect a Senator last night, Alabama elected a Senator to represent them. It' up to the state to certify the results and present the Senator to the Senate as their rep.

Elizabeth must not have gotten her pocket constitution that all the Dems are quoting from this week.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (VSya6)

72 42 Ace is a member of the Heckarewe tribe (hat tip F Troop).
Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (gbWkA)

Me thinkum he long lost Brother from Gopher Indians...

Posted by: Chief Running Board at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

73 63 I wonder if on some mirror image blog liberals are screaming about Schumer's Failure Theater?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

In that mirror universe, they've already sawed Schumer's head off with a rusty scimitar.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (CMbMd)

74 Just further proving that the Dems don't care about law, rule of law or the constitution limiting their power. They just want ALL POWER.

Fuckers.

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (xttKs)

75 I remember when the Left wanted Obama to take office immediately after the 2008 election. To them, the Constitution is not only a living document, it's so flexible as to be double-jointed.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (xjiRE)

76 >>All it takes is high cheek bones.


So, all Ace needs is a ladder.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (XHDFG)

77 coulter's nailing that asshole mcconnel who tanked Alabama just so we could get an immigration traitor in the seat, one way or another.

Posted by: porg herder at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (TlvUt)

78 I demand my tax rate be 0%.

There

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (BPzCo)

79 Nighthorse

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (QQ+il)

80 66
Ummm what crime did Mitch McConnell commit?
Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

Don't harsh the narrative...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (zSVEm)

81 PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.

---

i can work with those cheekbones

Posted by: plastic surgeon at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (h/uSM)

82 So the Senate Majority Leader can seat ANYONE at will?

Why are we even bothering with elections then....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (tVWQB)

83 It would be funny if McConnell needed Moore to seek a recount to delay things a bit...

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (Mjus2)

84 This reminds me of when Obama was first elected and suddenly everyone on the Left is saying that Bush should just GTF out and let Obama begin his presidency, like, NOW!!!!


The Left, once again proving they have poor impulse control.
Like Veruca Salt, they want it Nnnnnnnoooooooowwwwwww!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (W+vEI)

85 Ace, Last of the Ewokans

*single tear runs down cheek*

Posted by: Naturalfake at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (2+ECd)

86 60 Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (OUaW7)

Eh my big toe is Lakota Sioux, my son's little toe.

My paternal great grandpa was 1/2.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (SzZnW)

87 Well, can you blame her for not knowing about certification?

Not like she's a Harvard Law professor or Senator or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)


========

When you smoke the peyote peace pipe for enough years, I'm guessing your recollection of such things tends to get foggy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)

88 >>All it takes is high cheek bones.


AtC - decidedly not an Indian.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (XHDFG)

89 The democrats have tasted blood in Alabama and they want more. They will never be sated. They can not be bargained with, they can not be bought off.

It is their enemies that give them strength, and they will always have enemies for it is their enemies they blame for their own misery.

Posted by: Brad Arthur Ghosterman at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (KdDCu)

90 Not like we would cater to Lieawatha ,but I think I read the election could not be certified until Dec. 27th even without a re-count

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (O2RFr)

91 I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions

==

did you ask thrice ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (QC/4S)

92 Somebody should start a GoFundMe for a national advertising campaign encouraging muggers to move to California.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (398bZ)

93 84 The Left, once again proving they have poor impulse control.
Like Veruca Salt, they want it Nnnnnnnoooooooowwwwwww!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (W+vEI)

And now you see why they worship Freddie Mercury like a god.

They want it all, and they want it now.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (CMbMd)

94 Schumer doesn't need theater. Dems alwaya vote as a united block.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (BPzCo)

95 That Ferdnand Armani (is that a fake name? It has to be) is really unclear on how any of this works.

Most American Indians are not hyper sensitive SJWs.

No, not generally. A few are a pain in the ass, but most are very relaxed about everything. They kind of snicker at the people yelling and hollering outrage at everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

96 Off sock

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (7HtZB)

97 PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions.


*****

Not strictly true. If you spill a white man's blood while defending an American Indian or at least an actress who is portraying an American Indian and then they say, "Hey cool, you're one of us." and they give you an eagle feather and invite you to "have a sweat" with them in the "sweat lodge" which is kind of like the Roman baths only more Indian-er, then you are part of the tribe and shall not be called friend, you shall be called brother.


I saw it on Longmire.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (wPiJc)

98 Indians can't hang shelving because their teepees don't have proper walls.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (J70i0)

99 79 Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (QQ+il)

and Nighthorse's cousin "Hunglakahorse"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (SzZnW)

100 Ummm what crime did Mitch McConnell commit?


Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)


Severe Annoyance, 2d Class.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

101 92 Somebody should start a GoFundMe for a national advertising campaign encouraging muggers to move to California.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (398bZ)

Isn't that what California prop 47 is?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

102 91 I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions

==

did you ask thrice ?
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (QC/4S)

So, Indians feather like Indians dot?

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (zSVEm)

103 58
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there previous precedent of the senate refusing to confirm a justice in an election year?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (H6eJh)

Yes, but the Democrats conveniently forgot that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (mpXpK)

104 97 Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (wPiJc)

Yup...

Longmire is a fullblooded Austrailiazowie member.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (SzZnW)

105 Don't make the mistake that Warren doesn't know what she is saying. She knows exactly what she is demanding; the complete and total surrender of the republican party.

She threatens war to get it. The Law be damned. This is about power.

Posted by: Brad Arthur Ghosterman at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (KdDCu)

106 WigWam > TeePee

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (XHDFG)

107 Maybe if ace became permanent resident of...Indiana ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (QC/4S)

108 Can we start settling Radical Muslims in the Castro District?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (CMbMd)

109 I saw it on Longmire.

Yeah that show had so much promise the first season then it went rapidly to the toilet. Very disappointing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

110 Amandi also insists that Reid seated Scott Brown immediately after his election.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (2DOZq)

111
Dances with shelves.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (ajiE5)

112 Squaw heapum angry. Should keep quiet and bring me pemmican sandwich.

Posted by: Chief Furious George at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (j+dfT)

113 98 Indians can't hang shelving because their teepees don't have proper walls.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (J70i0)

It all makes sense now! Those shelves aren't crooked, he just made them for sloping walls!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (ycWCI)

114 Who is this Amandi dude? He seems like a low rent Paolo. I bet he smells of Dollar store body spray

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (7HtZB)

115 97
........."
I saw it on Longmire.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (wPiJc)

Well, the science is settled then!

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (zSVEm)

116
Fauxahontus is several arrows short of a full quiver.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (r+sAi)

117 Criminal impersonation of a turtle.

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (mgKnI)

118 warren is trying to say something so explosively stupid today, that people forget about the explosively stupid thing she said yesterday - that Gillibrand is a slut.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (XJzS/)

119 we have a tradition that my great great great grandfather was a member of the Putput Minsk Indians, so there.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (ILitO)

120 95
A few are a pain in the ass, but most are very relaxed about everything. They kind of snicker at the people yelling and hollering outrage at everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)


So they're like BSG?

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (xjiRE)

121 109 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

Eh it is a lot like Justified...you knew they'd go SJW at some point so you are glad it ended when it did.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (SzZnW)

122 45 Many Hobo pelts were taken that day.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (ycWCI)


Property of the Hudson's Bay Company?

Posted by: Pocahotness at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (FPJNr)

123 Nikki Haley is an American Indian. Maybe we should just start calling ace Gopal or Sanjay.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

124 103 58
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there previous precedent of the senate refusing to confirm a justice in an election year?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (H6eJh)

Yes, but the Democrats conveniently forgot that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (mpXpK)

None other than the precedent demanded by Joe Biden.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (2DOZq)

125 Ewok Called Horse.

I saw Ewok Called Horse open for Tribe Called Quest at the Mohican Sun in '97.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (fA1SL)

126 67
Let's go with the Massachusetts precident

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2017 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)


You mean repeatedly send high-ranking members of the legislature to prison?
I'm down with that.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (rP4OC)

127 Now it is snowing again.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

128 >> I'm not an American Indian, I just dressed like that to get into the band. though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (XHDFG)

129 So, Indians feather like Indians dot?

==

Indians moccasin like Indians thong ??

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (QC/4S)

130 I recall they wanted Obama to take over early too.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (LiyEm)

131
♫♪

...Amandi, Tuesday, Happy Days
Wednesday, Thursday, Happy Days...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 02:54 PM (wPiJc)

132 Dances with shelves.

==

lol!

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:54 PM (QC/4S)

133 * Not a slur about American Indians; it's a slur about Elizabeth Warren,
who is an American Indian like I'm an American Indian. PS, I'm not an
American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow
for conversions.
--

IIRC, there's an east coast college that's letting you self identify on their applications as whatever you want even if it has no basis in objective reality.

I think that means you can totes self identify as an American Indian.

/today, I think I'm going to self identify as Stanley Kubrick!

Posted by: shibumi at December 13, 2017 02:54 PM (aT+Bx)

134 Diddles with Garbage

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (LiyEm)

135 Cannot convert to Hinduism.

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (zSVEm)

136 Drills Wrong Way

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (XHDFG)

137 Ace, Last of the Ewokans

*single tear runs down cheek*
Posted by: Naturalfake at December 13, 2017 02:49 PM (2+ECd)


Now that's funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (mf5HN)

138 Ace's Indian reverse-bris would be all sewn up if he passes the test.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (QCX64)

139 Elizabeth Warren touched me in inappropriate places. Where do I get my payout?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (YV+SU)

140 133. My people are Schmohawks of the Sosueme Band.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (fA1SL)

141 103 58
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there previous precedent of the senate refusing to confirm a justice in an election year?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (H6eJh)

Yes, but the Democrats conveniently forgot that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:51 PM (mpXpK)

The Democrats act like toddlers. Seriously, they scream and stomp and tantrum over everything. Just like their supporters.
Really, the Dems I know do the same thing. Everything is an emotional outburst with no thought at all , just "I want it now" and "NO!" just like a two year old.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (VSya6)

142 So Jones has a couple of divorces under his belt. At least one for infidelity.

Probably a groper too.

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (mgKnI)

143 I was going to suggest

Fap with LesbianPron

but that doens't really narrow it down much. Might make a good tribe name though...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (h/uSM)

144 Ace, the reverse bris is a bitch.




Taint nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (ftdxp)

145 Just because.

Jimi Hendrix was part Cherokee.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (2DOZq)

146 Seat Doug Jones Now! Over There, Next To The Slut.

Posted by: Liz Warren at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (nFwvY)

147 By her reasoning Trump should have been sworn in on Nov. 8th then.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (yOqwj)

148 139 Elizabeth Warren touched me in inappropriate places. Where do I get my payout?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 02:55 PM (YV+SU)

Show up on this Tonto doll where the bad squaw touched you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

149 I'm a Native America, full blooded. My family has been for 4 generations at least. Well except my grandad on my mom's side, he's from Denmark originally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)

150 Woke with tweets

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (QC/4S)

151 123
Nikki Haley is an American Indian. Maybe we should just start calling ace Gopal or Sanjay.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

Actual Nikki Haley was born in SC to Indian immigrants.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (mpXpK)

152 Moore won white women by 29 points but lost women overall. How would you like to have to find the black woman that voted for Moore? Is there any group more needy than black women ?? Any wonder how Oprah became so rich ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (4u7kU)

153 If anyone needs confirmation of what shitbags Democrats really are, I suggest reading the comments on Mo Brooks' twitter link posted in the sidebar.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (398bZ)

154 >>Ummm what crime did Mitch McConnell commit?



Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side

Stealing our oxygen?

Posted by: Aviator at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (2cuLk)

155 Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there previous precedent of the senate refusing to confirm a justice in an election year?

Yep. Called the "Biden Rule" uncomfortably for the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (39g3+)

156 Nice of that fellow to remind us McConnell occasionally does something good.



If Mish ignored the Constitution, where were the Hawaiian Judges?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 13, 2017 02:46 PM (3myMJ)

This isn't McConnell's doing. Session starts in January. That is when the new senator will be seated (assuming all recounts are finished and Alabama has certified the results of the election).

Posted by: redbanzai at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (3JA/M)

157
Actual Nikki Haley was born in SC to Indian immigrants.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (mpXpK)

Exactly. She's an American Indian.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (rP4OC)

158 He Who Bans Self

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (XHDFG)

159 What Chief died and left Fauxahonas in charge?

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

160 151 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (mpXpK)

She's hot enough I don't care if she claims to be an Arapazowie....unlike Lieawatha.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (SzZnW)

161 And miraculously Al Frankenstein will now unresign.

Posted by: Decaf at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (PCopq)

162
Actual Nikki Haley was born in SC to Indian immigrants.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (mpXpK)

How ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (4u7kU)

163 I wonder if Liz would be game to try my recipe for raw mountain oysters.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (2Mnv1)

164
American Indians are French who walked along the block of ice which connected Europe and Canada at the last ice age about 10,000 years ago.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (ajiE5)

165 107 Maybe if ace became permanent resident of...Indiana ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (QC/4S)


Our homes are made of timber. The shelving does not fail.

Posted by: Pocahotness at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (FPJNr)

166 You'll have to change the masthead, Ace-


Every normal man must be tempted at times to put on some war paint, hoist a teepee and begin counting coup - H.L.Mingan

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (wPiJc)

167 FFS, this Amandi d-bag still whining about Merrick Garland.

It's over Johhny, it's over.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (OD2ni)

168 "PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions."


There was a southpark episode where one of the kids got a negroplasty so he could play basketball. You should be able to get an indianoplasty if you really want to look that way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (/qEW2)

169 29 13 >>PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be --


Sexes with Garbage is your new name, Ace.
Posted by: chief garrett at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (XHDFG)

Brave with drill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

Drills in Reverse

Posted by: Tami at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (Enq6K)

170 Seat Doug Jones Now! Over There, Next To The Slut.
Posted by: Liz Warren at December 13, 2017 02:56 PM (nFwvY)

LOL.

Doesn't Dougie have to go through sexual harassment training and earn his certificate before he is turned loose on the interns?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (VSya6)

171 Outrageous. They should seat Doug Moore instead.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

172 Jimmy Carl Black, the Indian of the group.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (IqV8l)

173 Is there any group more needy than black women ??


I'll take randomly racist internet trolls for $100, Alex.

Posted by: Bander proctoring a test at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (WZG6Y)

174 did you ask thrice ?


You have to do five renditions of The Neutron Dance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (QQ+il)

175
109 I saw it on Longmire.

Yeah that show had so much promise the first season then it went rapidly to the toilet. Very disappointing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)





Yep. That show turned out to only have two things worth watching. Katee Sackhoff kept them in her uniform shirt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (veoSD)

176 Elizabeth Warren Demands McConnell Seat Jones Immediately, Even Though Luther Strange's Term Isn't Over Until January




So by that logic Trump should have been sworn in the day after the election

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (493sH)

177 Pocahontas needs a boob job.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (YV+SU)

178 OK, now Chief Sitting BullSh1t is being stupid on purpose.

Her cultists will of course lap this up and I don't want to even speculate the odds that Chester McTurtle will crawl into his shell and have Luther The Strange resign so the commie can be seated before Christmas - if for no other reason than to make sure Moore doesn't demand recounts, challenge the votes, you know, all the things The Squaw was pushing The Monster to do last November and December.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (7bkOX)

179 You have to do five renditions of The Neutron Dance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 02:59 PM (QQ+il)

But the song says I only have to dance if I want to? And I don't wanna!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

180 * looks up, irritated, sighs *

What is it this time, Barry?

* listens, puzzled look crosses ratface *

OK, so Mancountry has a sauna bath. So what?

* listens *

No, it doesn't make any difference how many times you've been there.

* listens *

Look Barry, a sweat lodge is different than a sauna bath, so no, you're not an American Indian now. I'm awfully busy, so why don't you go watch some TV or read the latest Tiger Beat?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (j+dfT)

181 Longmire... the ending was ludicrous... what a bunch of stupid....

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (zSVEm)

182 "What Chief died and left Fauxahonas in charge?"

------------

Why Kemosabe, of course.

Or is that Wasabe?

I'm sure CBD would know, will have to ask him on Sunday's food thread.

Posted by: Decaf at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (PCopq)

183 Why do you ask, Three Shelves Falling?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (QQ+il)

184
Is there any group more needy than black women ??





I'll take randomly racist internet trolls for $100, Alex.


I'll take gay men for $200 Alex.

Posted by: shibumi at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (aT+Bx)

185 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (2Mnv1)

186 >>You have to do five renditions of The Neutron Dance.



No Burnin' , No GAINZ.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (XHDFG)

187 There was a southpark episode where one of the kids got a negroplasty so he could play basketball.You should be able to get an indianoplasty if you really want to look that way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 02:58 PM (/qEW2)

----------------------------------------
Like a Hoosier? As a bonus you can also play basketball.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (5NMZN)

188 Chief Sitting Gainzzzzz

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (QC/4S)

189 Trump should send the FBI to question Jones after he taps his campaign.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (YV+SU)

190 Nikki Haley is an American Indian. Maybe we should just start calling ace Gopal or Sanjay.

Posted by: JackStraw


Raj.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (ftdxp)

191 I couldn't be an India Indian. I hate curry more than anything. I do like the Bollywood dances though.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (2DOZq)

192 I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

193 I see Marcy Kaptur complaining about a female house member baring too much cleavage yesterday. If it was Kristi Noem, I hope someone took pics.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (OD2ni)

194 The hatchet is still bright...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (QQ+il)

195
Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (2Mnv1)


There is evidence of that in Blazing Saddles

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)

196 187 Like a Hoosier? As a bonus you can also play basketball.
Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (5NMZN)

If you're from Indiana and not racing Wingless 410s, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (CMbMd)

197 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.



Via the Bering Land Bridge?

They sure the hell got lost. About 10k years back.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:03 PM (ftdxp)

198 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Standard Mormon Doctrine; at least some tribes are said to be lost Hebrews.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)

199 Mitch could win me over for life if he stood up in the senate, faced Warren and responded:

Bitch, please

Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 03:03 PM (XQvuQ)

200 195

Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (2Mnv1)


There is evidence of that in Blazing Saddles
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)

They weren't young, fresh faced, wearing white shirts, backpacks, and dark pants by any chance?

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:03 PM (zSVEm)

201 185 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (2Mnv1)

---

You're lucky the Mormons only showed up once

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (h/uSM)

202 >>Via the Bering Land Bridge?


No, the Gaza Bridge. It used to stretch all the way to Miami Beach.

Posted by: Vox at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (XHDFG)

203 192
I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

I am and my dad is, but that's about it so far as my family is concerned.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (rP4OC)

204 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.




----------------


Via the Bering Land Bridge?


-----------------------------------------------------

By ship

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (5NMZN)

205 I see Marcy Kaptur complaining about a female house member baring too much cleavage yesterday. If it was Kristi Noem, I hope someone took pics.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (OD2ni)

Mr. Jen was laughing at one of the Outnumbered gals long winded lecture about wiping out sexual harassment while she was wearing a low cut blouse with the boobs pushed up and out. In case you were looking at the short skirt and six inch stilettos, you might have missed it.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (VSya6)

206 Mitch could win me over for life if he stood up in the senate, faced Warren and responded:

Bitch Squaw, please

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (QQ+il)

207 "I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be" translates roughly into moron as "I wish my religion had thought to make peyote use a sacrament . . . ."

Posted by: Totem Pole at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (gjgWX)

208 Doesn't Dougie have to go through sexual harassment training and earn his certificate before he is turned loose on the interns?


******


Nope. He gets constructive credit for prior independent study and lifetime achievement.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (wPiJc)

209 Nowhere in the news of the tax bill are the tax rates mentioned. What are the compromise brackets? This is fuxking journalism 101 and its not mentioned anywhere.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (BPzCo)

210 There is evidence of that in Blazing Saddles

Schvarzes, dey are darker dan ve are!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)

211 185 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz


That's actually a Mormon belief. It's scripture in the Book of Mormon. Seriously. The person you were talking to was a Mormon.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (42M22)

212 just in case

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (QQ+il)

213 198. Which is baffling. We all know they dispersed among the peoples of the near east, western Europe, and central asia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (fA1SL)

214
Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.




----------------


Via the Bering Land Bridge?


-----------------------------------------------------

By ship

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (5NMZN)








El Al.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (veoSD)

215 190 Nikki Haley is an American Indian. Maybe we should just start calling ace Gopal or Sanjay.

Posted by: JackStraw


Raj.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (ftdxp)

---

seriously?

would a dot-indian ever ban himself from own blog?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (h/uSM)

216 >>Standard Mormon Doctrine; at least some tribes are said to be lost Hebrews.


It was that left turn we took in Albequerque.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (XHDFG)

217 Nobody has ever sexually harrassed this Indian wannabe. Why?

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (6dFYM)

218 Nowhere in the news of the tax bill are the tax rates mentioned. What are the compromise brackets? This is fuxking journalism 101 and its not mentioned anywhere.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (BPzCo)


Does the tax bill exist in corporeal form?

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

219 Standard Mormon Doctrine; at least some tribes are said to be lost Hebrews.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)


I've heard that Keomosobe actually translates as 'retail is for suckers'.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (ajiE5)

220 We named the dog 'Indiana'.

Posted by: Henry Jones, Sr. at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (FPJNr)

221 OT. Saw a post on Facebook.

Pic of transit bomber. Caption: Picture in like two minutes.

Pic of Vegas shooter. Caption: No picture in two months.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (ftdxp)

222 Amerindians have been in the Americas for roughly 12-14 thousand years... so they have first dibs on casinos and cheap cigarettes...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (zSVEm)

223 215 seriously?

would a dot-indian ever ban himself from own blog?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (h/uSM)

Would he use blog software that he didn't code himself?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (CMbMd)

224 The Joo is a six sided space shape shifter, they can look like a Cherokee at will. Or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)

225 >>>I'll take gay men for $200 Alex.

I sure hope I get the Daily Double!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (uCYAx)

226 >>Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Mel Brooks?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

227 The horn toad says we should go to Mexico.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

228 185 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.


iirc Thomas Jefferson thought it might be true. Lewis & Clark were to take Indian word-lists down so comparisons could be made with Hebrew to see if they fit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)

229
215 190 Nikki Haley is an American Indian. Maybe we should just start calling ace Gopal or Sanjay.

Posted by: JackStraw


Raj.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (ftdxp)

---

seriously?

would a dot-indian ever ban himself from own blog?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (h/uSM)







On the plus side, they'd be able to understand EVERYTHING that "Chad" from Tech Support told them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (veoSD)

230 >>Does the tax bill exist in corporeal form?


We'd have to open the Box to find out.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Accountant at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (XHDFG)

231 seriously?

would a dot-indian ever ban himself from own blog?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:05 PM (h/uSM)


Consults 'Kama Sutra'.


Im not seeing it.

Posted by: Pocahotness at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (FPJNr)

232 Jones may be to the right of some Republicans.

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (r9UYA)

233 209 Nowhere in the news of the tax bill are the tax rates mentioned. What
are the compromise brackets? This is fuxking journalism 101 and its not
mentioned anywhere.


Far be it from me to defend the folks who couldn't handle a STEM degree and ended-up in J-school, but the tax rates probably aren't mentioned because they likely don't exist yet except maybe on a cocktail napkin. With some phone numbers on it.

So it could be confusing, savvy?

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (7bkOX)

234 It's like a sauna in here!

Posted by: dances-with-ewoks sitting in his 1st sweat-lodge at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (QCX64)

235
The Tax Bill is still in Schrodinger's box. We won't know what is in it until it passes both Senate and House.

Then the experts will analyze it for us and tell us how bad we're getting it.

Posted by: Brad Arthur Ghosterman at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (KdDCu)

236 232 Jones may be to the right of some Republicans.
Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:07 PM (r9UYA)

That's a low bar to step over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (ycWCI)

237 Endeavor to persevere

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (2DOZq)

238 also, Kelly fired Omarosa and she is not happy. Bad move.

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (r9UYA)

239 Fauxcahamtus can sue. Hurry up girl.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (6dFYM)

240 Hey simplemind, referencing your rather ignorant statement from last thread. You're going to be 60+ a lot sooner then you think (I am reminded of this every time I look in the mirror and see my grandfather). Pray tell what enlightened age group are you in ?

Posted by: NativeNH at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM (QVWbu)

241 must be why they can't hold their Manischewitz

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (h/uSM)

242 @217 - They thought about sexually harassing her, but had reservations. Get it? Get it? RESERVATIONS!

[I hate myself.]

Posted by: Totem Pole at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (gjgWX)

243 >>Pocahontas needs a boob job.

Posted by: Puddin Head

Can I be of assistance?

Posted by: Al Frankin at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (2cuLk)

244 After last nights election, I notice none of the Horde is out in the street, screaming at the sky, or publicly weeping... funny, that.

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (zSVEm)

245 238 also, Kelly fired Omarosa and she is not happy. Bad move.

Really? Not a good idea. Not at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (ul9CR)

246 Oooh, we need a top 10 indian names for ace thread. So far Dances with Shelves is a winner but Plenty Self-Bans and Stomps on Cobs is in the running.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

247 Jones may be to the right of some Republicans.


Monkeys may fly out my butt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (QQ+il)

248 Jones campaigned like Manchin and will vote like him as well....straight liberal

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (BPzCo)

249 Ace is a member of the Heckarewe tribe (hat tip F Troop).
Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2017 02:45 PM (gbWkA)

Fugawe tribe is always taking members! Not sure where their headquarters are, though.

Posted by: Horton at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (ezzDS)

250 Tweets with Anger

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 03:10 PM (XHDFG)

251 After last nights election, I notice none of the Horde is out in the street, screaming at the sky, or publicly weeping...


Too hung over.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:10 PM (QQ+il)

252 Pic]/b] of Vegas shooter. Caption: No picture in two months.
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That's just the sort of brilliant insight I expect from facebook

Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 03:10 PM (XQvuQ)

253 232 Jones may be to the right of some Republicans

Last I checked roughly 1/3 of the Democrat caucus in the Senate had a higher ACU rating than Suzie-Q Collins, who was flirting in Lincoln Chafee territory as of earlier this year.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:10 PM (7bkOX)

254 That tweet is not from Warren. What is the Warren angle?

Posted by: Purpleslog at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (Xr/UZ)

255 I was going to be an American Indian on a shelf as a present to Ace.
Then I remembered about Ace's shelving.

Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (LbXNI)

256 OT: just heard from moki 's husband and she came through her surgery well. Thank you for the prayers!

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (b7Lcz)

Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (XQvuQ)

258 Yeah.....Stomps on Cobs is good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

259 >>Really? Not a good idea. Not at all.

Yep. Gateway Pundit has the nooz.

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (r9UYA)

260 Via the Bering Land Bridge?


No, the Gaza Bridge. It used to stretch all the way to Miami Beach.
Posted by: Vox



*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (ftdxp)

261 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

Moronimo

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (2DOZq)

262 I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

My grandfather was a wetback.
Crossed the Detroit River.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

263 209
Nowhere in the news of the tax bill are the tax rates mentioned. What
are the compromise brackets? This is fuxking journalism 101 and its not
mentioned anywhere.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (BPzCo)


I posted a link in the EMT a few days ago to a Heritage article that gave the rates for both the House and Senate bills.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (mpXpK)

264 Well, that's interesting. Thanks DocJ?

Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (XQvuQ)

265 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz



Yes, it is the Hekawi tribe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (493sH)

266 251. Also a good tribal name. Consider it appropriated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (fA1SL)

267 I demand that Fauxcahontas eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: rechill at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (lYLWl)

268 Wakes at noon

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (h/uSM)

269 248 Jones campaigned like Manchin and will vote like him as well....straight liberal
Posted by: #neverskankles
_________

But the press will always describe him as "conflicted" with the inevitable left wing vote which follows to then be called a "courageous stand on principle."

Posted by: Furious George at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (j+dfT)

270 Does the tax bill exist in corporeal form?

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

Probably not... God forbid there be actual analysis of it before it becomes law.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (3JA/M)

271
Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Via the Bering Land Bridge?

They sure the hell got lost. About 10k years back.
Posted by: rickb223


They took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (IqV8l)

272 Just read it. So, Omarosa was guilty of keeping Trump in touch with his base. ZOMG Burn the witch!

She was a fierce and relentless fighter for the POTUS. I can't believe he let Kelly can her like that. Not good.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (ul9CR)

273 244 After last nights election, I notice none of the Horde is out in the
street, screaming at the sky, or publicly weeping... funny, that.

No, but plenty of folks on the interwebs today doing the introvert version of the primal sky scream - postulating conspiracy theories on how Moore had the election "stolen" from him

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (7bkOX)

274 there's a group of crazy Black guys in NYC who insist that they (the "so-called Negro") are the true descendants of the Tribe of Judah, and they believe that one of the Israelite tribes became the Cherokee Indians. Which would make Warren 1/2048th Jewish, too.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 13, 2017 03:12 PM (ILitO)

275 262
I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

My grandfather was a wetback.
Crossed the Detroit River.


Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:13 PM (zSVEm)

276
Drinks no water.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 03:13 PM (ajiE5)

277
My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:13 PM (zSVEm)

Fixodent and Forget It.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 03:13 PM (CMbMd)

278 My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:13 PM (zSVEm)

---

There's always a need for more dentists

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (h/uSM)

279
Pocahontas needs a boob job. Posted by: Puddin Head


Chuck Schumer ain't giving up his job for nobody

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (lKyWE)

280 My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....
Posted by: kraken



Dental assistants?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (ftdxp)

281 After last nights election, I notice none of the Horde is out in the street, screaming at the sky, or publicly weeping... funny, that.
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (zSVEm)


Well, not about the election you mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (mf5HN)

282
My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....
Posted by: kraken


A tooth for a tooth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (IqV8l)

283 well, time for Shep so I'm going out.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (ILitO)

284 Geez, you gotta be quick around here.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (ftdxp)

285 280
My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....
Posted by: kraken



Dental assistants?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (ftdxp)

Nah, slavery Lite..

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (zSVEm)

286 Wears A Satchel

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (QC/4S)

287 Vic,

I mean the compromise brackets.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (BPzCo)

288 282. Dr Wellington Yueh approves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

289 Polite enough?


Senator Shelby

I am writing to tell you of my deep distress at your unwillingness to support the Republican nominee for the US Senate; Roy Moore. I also found it unacceptable that you encouraged others to vote against the Republican nominee. Therefore, I feel that I can no longer in good conscience support you as my representative in the US Senate.

Should you chose to run for reelection in 2022, I will be supporting and voting for your opponent in the primary and, should you still prevail there, writing in the name of a Republican in the general election.

Sincerely
Tobias Took

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (QQ+il)

290 I really expected to see Warren on professor Gates pbs show this season proving who her ancestors were.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (6Ll1u)

291 Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (QQ+il)

Perfect.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (2DOZq)

292 Indians use the word "Indian"....

Native American is used by paleface....

( Indians use tribal designation a lot )

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (zSVEm)

true dat. They'll usually have a tribal name / nickname, and a 'legal' name like Richard Davis ( rather than CloudMoon BigFeather or SkyPisser PeesaLot )

Posted by: Harriet Beecher Stowe ( not an Indian ) at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (Co9e8)

293 GAINZZY Horse

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (EzdLW)

294 I identify as that really bad-ass injun from The Last of the Mohicans. What was his name? Mogli or something like that.

Wait a minute! If I identify as him that means I'm dead because he was killed in the movie!!


Hmmmm.

This theory needs work.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (BfOXk)

295 281
After last nights election, I notice none of the Horde is out in the street, screaming at the sky, or publicly weeping... funny, that.
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:09 PM (zSVEm)

Well, not about the election you mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (mf5HN)

Heh... we do go off our meds occasionally, alex..

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (zSVEm)

296 Dental assistants?

==

family reunification - adult teeth wanted to reconnect with baby teeth left behind...

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (QC/4S)

297 If I were Jones - meaning, a lying hack of a fencepost turtle - I would do this.

For the next two years I would pretend to be a moderate except for abortion, where I'd be hard Left; I'd be campaigning, subtly, for Lake State seats, not my own. I'd write a crappy book that no-one read, ready to come out in spring 2018, just so it appears on bookshelves with my face looking optimistic against a blue sky.

I'd spend 2019 and 2020 basically just extorting donors for my "campaign". I'd also get laid a lot. Then I'd coast through a losing campaign or else just resign, and cash out, fat and happy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (6FqZa)

298 "274 there's a group of crazy Black guys in NYC who insist that they (the "so-called Negro") are the true descendants of the Tribe of Judah, and they believe that one of the Israelite tribes became the Cherokee Indians. Which would make Warren 1/2048th Jewish, too.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach"


Those dudes used to set up shop in Times Square back in the day. I believe they got pushed out during he Renaissance in the 90's. They are still here in DC at the corner of 7th and H (Gallery Place).

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (OD2ni)

299 287
Vic,



I mean the compromise brackets.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:15 PM (BPzCo)

There is no 'compromise' yet.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (mpXpK)

300 I'm guessing Pocahontas thinks she is the next Glass Ceiling Projectile? Maybe Kamala should start demanding things cuz America loves demanding women.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (YV+SU)

301 Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (QQ+il)

Brief. Direct. Cordial. Well done.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (7bkOX)

302 Nowhere in the news of the tax bill are the tax rates mentioned. What
are the compromise brackets? This is fuxking journalism 101 and its not
mentioned anywhere.

==========================

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydyb2ojy

Link goes to a calculator that figures your taxes and savings or increases from house plan vs senate vs no change.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (INbuN)

303 Dances with Crocs

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (2Mnv1)

304
All it takes is high cheek bones.


You know who else had high cheekbones?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (xBSm0)

305 She been hitting the firewater again?

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

306 "Why do you ask, 'Two Dogs Fucking'?"

Posted by: Oblig. at December 13, 2017 03:18 PM (BfOXk)

307 282
My ancestors got here on the Indenture Plan....
Posted by: kraken


Kentucky implants?

Posted by: Pocahotness at December 13, 2017 03:18 PM (FPJNr)

308 I really expected to see Warren on professor Gates pbs show this season proving who her ancestors were.



Maury Povich. "THAT was a lie!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:18 PM (ftdxp)

309 After last nights election, I notice none of the Horde is out in the street, screaming at the sky, or publicly weeping... funny, that.

Well, most of us are shut-ins, so yeah.

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 03:18 PM (EzdLW)

310 Prager had FCC commishioner Ajit Pai on a interview on my way home, he is saying kiss net neutrality goodbye tomorrow, Leftists will need another day of rage, maybe they will all boycott the internet for a day.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (aC6Sd)

311 274 there's a group of crazy Black guys in NYC who insist that they (the "so-called Negro") are the true descendants of the Tribe of Judah, and they believe that one of the Israelite tribes became the Cherokee Indians. Which would make Warren 1/2048th Jewish, too.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


They're here in California, too, and I did a short photo essay about them:

http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=1190

"Combined, their messages say:

- Jesus (or at least “white Jesus” is the Devil.
- Jesus was actually black.
- The 12 tribes of Israel were actually from the Caribbean, South and Central America.
- The USSR will destroy the United States with nuclear missiles.

I’m trying to piece this all together into a cohesive worldview, and not succeeding. Any suggestions?"

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (42M22)

312 291 Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (QQ+il)

Nice.

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (r9UYA)

313 none of the Horde is out in the street,

----

Nope, down in the bunker inventorying supplies.

Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (KdDCu)

314 Why is it the more Warren speaks, the less sense she makes? Seriously, I think she is a tad...unhinged? It is not just I don't always agree with her point - Her point defies all reality.

It reminds me a lot of reading about the Red Brigade in Germany. Terrorists gradually become cut off from society, divorced from reality, engaging in what eventually becomes a "fantasy war." The stresses of that war have adverse social and psychological consequences for them. There are several signs of this psychological disease: 1) Imagining themselves as the saviors threatened by a great evil. 2) Displacement of responsibility for their actions 3) Ignore the suffering they cause. Dehumanize victims.
You can see all this in her behavior and statements. To be fair, anyone can fall into this trap, but certainly the progressive wing seems to be up to their eyeballs into it.

Watch the movie The Baader Mienhof Complex sometime. That is who we are facing.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (fftfA)

315 155 Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there previous precedent of the senate refusing to confirm a justice in an election year?

Yep. Called the "Biden Rule" uncomfortably for the Democrats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 02:57 PM (39g3+)


When did that happen? Was it under Reagan or HW? Or was it some BS they pulled against W in case it happened under him.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (lKs2v)

316 209 Nowhere in the news of the tax bill are the tax rates mentioned. What are the compromise brackets? This is fuxking journalism 101 and its not mentioned anywhere.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:04 PM (BPzCo)


Wut?

Posted by: Journolists at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (xjiRE)

317 There was a smash up of Cherokee and African. It is called Gullah. Read Uncle Remus to know what they believed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (YV+SU)

318 Criminal impersonation of a turtle.

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 02:53 PM (mgKnI)

McConnell needs to awaken one morning, and find the severed head of a giant snapping turtle in his bed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (oPNmq)

319
For a "law professor", Pocahontas sure is ignorant of the law ... kinda like Sir Golfsalot, who never was a law professor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (pNxlR)

320 You know who else had high cheekbones?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (xBSm0)


Super Fly?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (BfOXk)

321 The Indians on my local Rez much prefer "Indian" not "Native American"

I once asked the guy behind the gas station counter why that was. He said, quote: "'Indian' makes you think of brave warriors thundering over the plains. 'Native' sounds like someone with a bone through their nose. Which would YOU wanna be?"


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (ul9CR)

322 Magwa / Wes Studi. Was heap big good in "Heat" as an L A cop

Posted by: Harriet Beecher Stowe ( not an Indian ) at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (Co9e8)

323 I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)


========

Even those of us both of whose parents are first generation immigrants? I think you are overgeneralizing about the appeal of native americans. Not everyone has the same taste as the conquistadors.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

324 Walks on Kohl's

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (r9UYA)

325 I stole the election.

Posted by: Roy's big mouth (D) at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (6FqZa)

326 Well, not about the election you mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:14 PM (mf5HN)

Heh... we do go off our meds occasionally, alex..
Posted by: kraken


If by meds, you mean booze, and by occasionally you mean "daily"....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (ftdxp)

327 >>I'm trying to piece this all together into a cohesive worldview, and not succeeding. Any suggestions?


PCP?

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (XHDFG)

328
Sexes with Garbage is your new name, Ace.
Posted by: chief garrett at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (XHDFG)


Two Shelves Falling

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

329 298 "274 there's a group of crazy Black guys in NYC who insist that they (the "so-called Negro") are the true descendants of the Tribe of Judah, and they believe that one of the Israelite tribes became the Cherokee Indians. Which would make Warren 1/2048th Jewish, too.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach"


Those dudes used to set up shop in Times Square back in the day. I believe they got pushed out during he Renaissance in the 90's. They are still here in DC at the corner of 7th and H (Gallery Place).
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (OD2ni)

You to see them in downtown Philly. Once I saw them get into a shouting match with Philly Jesus.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM (7HtZB)

330 310 Prager had FCC commishioner Ajit Pai on a interview on my way home, he is saying kiss net neutrality goodbye tomorrow, Leftists will need another day of rage, maybe they will all boycott the internet for a day.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (aC6Sd)

You know, nobody has ever been able to give me a cogent explanation of what net neutrality is. Maybe there's a reason for that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

331 317
There was a smash up of Cherokee and African. It is called Gullah. Read Uncle Remus to know what they believed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (YV+SU)

I have an old old illustrated copy of Uncle Remus... by Joel Chandler Harris.... waving it around would cause Prog hysteria...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM (zSVEm)

332 Why is it the more Warren speaks, the less sense she makes? Seriously, I think she is a tad...unhinged?

Considering that more than half of the state she (nominally) represents is in with the people who went permanently and clinically koo-koo in November 2016 my theory is that she's just playing to her base.

Though I don't rule-out that she's both 1) stupid, and 2) crazy as well.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM (7bkOX)

333 "No, but plenty of folks on the interwebs today doing the introvert version of the primal sky scream - postulating conspiracy theories on how Moore had the election "stolen" from him
Posted by: DocJ"


I don't understand that. Jones got less votes than Hillary did. However, enough Repubs were repulsed by Moore and stayed home to give Jones the race.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (OD2ni)

334 I'm trying to piece this all together into a cohesive worldview, and not succeeding. Any suggestions?"
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (42M22)

Maybe it works better with alcohol?

Sorry that's my default when dealing with people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (ycWCI)

335
Anyone every see two rather ugly parents produce a ravishing beauty? I had a Native American/Indian girlfriend when I was a teenager. My gawd her parents were big and ugly.

But she had the high cheekbones along with a tiny Paris Hilton nose that she hated no matter how often I told her it was fantastic.

But damn, was she fast.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (ajiE5)

336
Two Shelves Falling
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM (pNxlR)


Dances With Drywall

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (lKyWE)

337 311 - Jesus was actually black.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (42M22)


But I've seen pictures on the internet that show Jesus as being Korean...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (CMbMd)

338 The Tribe (and I don't mean the Cleveland Indians) allows conversions, but you gotta go orthodox if you want it to be recog'd by Israel (IIRC).

Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (dZ756)

339 Stands with persists.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (U9PTr)

340 321 The Indians on my local Rez much prefer "Indian" not "Native American"

I once asked the guy behind the gas station counter why that was. He said, quote: "'Indian' makes you think of brave warriors thundering over the plains. 'Native' sounds like someone with a bone through their nose. Which would YOU wanna be?"
--------------------
Don't let the NCAA hear about this. Oddly they are headquartered in Indianapolis, Indiana. H8ers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (YV+SU)

341 Anyone every see two rather ugly parents produce a ravishing beauty?


Paolo blushes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:22 PM (QQ+il)

342 "1 i demand to be first"

Wow, it worked!

Posted by: Chris M at December 13, 2017 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

343
Any Melungeons among the Horde?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 03:23 PM (uA9s4)

344 All it takes is high cheek bones.

You know who else had high cheekbones?


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (xBSm0)


Pontiac?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

345 211 185 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Fritz

That's actually a Mormon belief. It's scripture in the Book of Mormon. Seriously. The person you were talking to was a Mormon.


I'm given to understand that it was a fairly common belief around the time of the founding of the Mormon church.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 03:23 PM (sGtp+)

346 #Chief Crazy Horde

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2017 03:24 PM (h/uSM)

347
The 12 tribes of Israel were actually from the Caribbean, South and Central America.



Funny they don't look...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:24 PM (493sH)

348 Oh yeah, the Gullah and Geechee. Clarence Thomas is from that community. Also very close culturally to the black community of Barbados.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:24 PM (6FqZa)

349 You know, nobody has ever been able to give me a cogent explanation of what net neutrality is. Maybe there's a reason for that.

I was starting to wonder if I was the only person on earth with this problem. All I know is that all of my reflexive, knee-jerk leftist colleagues are against repealing Cocoa Jesus' precious Net Neutrality, but pretty much all of the ISPs I loathe (Verizon, Comcast) are pushing for it to be repealed.

I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:24 PM (7bkOX)

350
314 Why is it the more Warren speaks, the less sense she makes? Seriously, I think she is a tad...unhinged? It is not just I don't always agree with her point - Her point defies all reality.


Undercooked Cherokee Land Crabs contain brain-eating parasites and unfortunately, Ol' Pokey never cooked hers adequately for that heirloom recipe that she submitted to "Pow-Wow Chow"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 03:24 PM (pNxlR)

351 #Chief Crazy Horde
Posted by: Joe Biden



You rang?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (ftdxp)

352 Are you guys talking about the Five Percenters? That's a radical offshoot of Nation of Islam.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (2DOZq)

353 "The Indians on my local Rez much prefer "Indian" not "Native American"
I once asked the guy behind the gas station counter why that was. He said, quote: "'Indian' makes you think of brave warriors thundering over the plains. 'Native' sounds like someone with a bone through their nose. Which would YOU wanna be?"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"


Did you explain to him that Bob Costas and Mike Florio demand that he be offended by Indian?

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

354 335
Anyone every see two rather ugly parents produce a ravishing beauty? I had a Native American/Indian girlfriend when I was a teenager. My gawd her parents were big and ugly.

But she had the high cheekbones along with a tiny Paris Hilton nose that she hated no matter how often I told her it was fantastic.

But damn, was she fast.
--------------------
Be thankful you didn't sign up for that. Like Hawaiians they are beautiful at 18 but by 30 they are HUGE!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (YV+SU)

355 #Jerkronimo

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (h/uSM)

356
Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

Should have turned right at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (yIQzU)

357 Here, a new toy for the Horde to bat around.

In an article discussing implementing single payer health insurance in California:

"Many voters don't realize that single-payer means there would be only one health insurance plan statewide - a government run one. Forty-seven percent of all Americans, and 52 percent of Democrats, mistakenly believe they'd be able to keep their current plans in a currently single payer system, according to Kaiser Family Foundation study."

http://bit.ly/2CfwYVw

headslam headslam headslam

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (mf5HN)

358 I was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Jesus? at December 13, 2017 03:26 PM (SkuXa)

359 352

Are you guys talking about the Five Percenters? That's a radical offshoot of Nation of Islam.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (2DOZq)

Whoa... I am still trying to understand Kwanzaa....

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

360
Was it cultural appropriation for Pontiac to market a (shitty looking) vehicle called the Aztek?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

361 Somebody once tried to tell me that American Indians were one of the lost tribes of Israel.




Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:01 PM (2Mnv1)

Well, I know I put them someplace, dammit.

Posted by: Moses at December 13, 2017 03:26 PM (oPNmq)

362
You know, nobody has ever been able to give me a cogent explanation of what net neutrality is. Maybe there's a reason for that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM


I think it has something to do with the cone of shame.
Or maybe the cone of silence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 03:26 PM (IqV8l)

363 "289 Polite enough?"

Too polite.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (398bZ)

364 323 I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

========

Even those of us both of whose parents are first generation immigrants? I think you are overgeneralizing about the appeal of native americans. Not everyone has the same taste as the conquistadors.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 03:20 PM (/qEW2)



He's pointing out the bullshit of calling them Native Americans. Native Americans would just be those who are born here. The term I've heard of what you should actually call "Indians" if they were going to be proper and accurate you would be calling them "Aboriginal Americans."

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (lKs2v)

365 outside looks like a snow globe.

If the inside of the snow globe were grey, dingy and desperately in need of urban renewal #cleveland

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (hEMaf)

366 You know who else had high cheekbones?


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 13, 2017 03:17 PM (xBSm0)


Pontiac?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

Those were tail fins

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW)

367 Like I mentioned in another thread, Jones is about to screw the voters of Alabama, good and hard. And it should be a warning to other red states with Democrat senators.

Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (9+jAm)

368 Moses, we must admit, had one shitty sense of direction.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (6FqZa)

369 Forty-seven percent of all Americans, and 52 percent of Democrats,
mistakenly believe they'd be able to keep their current plans in a
currently single payer system, according to Kaiser Family Foundation
study


These are the sorts of people who go to protests with signs that say "I don't need your OIL, I take the BUS!"

Or "Science is REAL" but insists there's like 38 genders.

Morons, all.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (7bkOX)

370 This is how societies disintegrate.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 02:42 PM (42M22)

We have the same nonsense here in AK, and people are NOT happy about it. Car burglaries are off the hook here, and we have the highest number of murders this year, ever, in Anchorage. And nobody is going to jail over any of it.

The tweakers are mostly to blame for the burglaries, but there have also been armed robberies, and such, and no jail time.

We can't hurt their feelings, you know, that just isn't who we are.

[Then who in hell ARE we?]

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (7UW64)

371 367 Like I mentioned in another thread, Jones is about to screw the voters of Alabama, good and hard. And it should be a warning to other red states with Democrat senators.

Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (9+jAm)

When "Being On the Right Side of History" Goes Wrong.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (CMbMd)

372 http://bit.ly/2CfwYVw



headslam headslam headslam

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:25 PM (mf5HN)
As HL Mencken famously said, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. No truer words were ever spoken.

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (14URa)

373 52 percent of Democrats, mistakenly believe they'd be able to keep their current plans in a currently single payer system


Good, gooooood.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

374 Former FCC Commissioner Robert McDowell Tues Dec 12 podcast around 12 minutes
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/audio/chris-stigall-show/

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (aC6Sd)

375 Reports are saying a compromise is done....MiD of 750k and 10k or SALT. But norhing on final brackets other tha the highest bracket reduction.

Almost as if the MSM doesnt want to report anything positive or something.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (BPzCo)

376 289 Polite enough?


Senator Shelby

I am writing to tell you of my deep distress at your unwillingness to support the Republican nominee for the US Senate; Roy Moore. I also found it unacceptable that you encouraged others to vote against the Republican nominee. Therefore, I feel that I can no longer in good conscience support you as my representative in the US Senate.

Should you chose to run for reelection in 2022, I will be supporting and voting for your opponent in the primary and, should you still prevail there, writing in the name of a Republican in the general election.

Sincerely
Tobias Took
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:16 PM (QQ+il)

-------

Where's the "but first you will blow me" or "PS: Drop dead."

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 03:28 PM (mgKnI)

377 364 323 I bet nearly everyone here is a native American and so are their parents and grand parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

Nope, German parents and German Grandparents

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 03:29 PM (4u7kU)

378 "352 Are you guys talking about the Five Percenters? That's a radical offshoot of Nation of Islam.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones"


I have not heard the term five percenter in a long time. My oldest brother worked at a juvi delinquent home in NY when he was younger. He said they used to get advanced warning when an incoming kid was a 5 percenter since they tended to be extra bad.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:29 PM (OD2ni)

379 The term I've heard of what you should actually call "Indians" if they were going to be proper and accurate you would be calling them "Aboriginal Americans."


Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (lKs2v)


Or, in my son's case, we just call him Thor. But he's a Mayan Indian, and damned proud of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:29 PM (7UW64)

380 Many voters don't realize that single-payer means there would be only
one health insurance plan statewide - a government run one.

----------------------------

Not if the Republicans had anything to do with it. They would privatize it and it would be run by Wynn Casinos.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:29 PM (5NMZN)

381 In an article discussing implementing single payer health insurance in California:

"Many voters don't realize that single-payer means there would be only one health insurance plan statewide - a government run one. Forty-seven percent of all Americans, and 52 percent of Democrats, mistakenly believe they'd be able to keep their current plans in a currently single payer system, according to Kaiser Family Foundation study."


May they get it. Good & hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:29 PM (ftdxp)

382 You want to see scary Indians, watch "New World".

Posted by: Davis at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (loZXu)

383 Knew a girl from South Africa... Dutch descent, 4th generation I think... anyway, she called herself African... all the SJW types said unpossible, mocked her, called her " Miss South Africa" ... worthless scum, they were..

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (zSVEm)

384 > I'm trying to piece this all together into a cohesive worldview, and not succeeding. Any suggestions?
Posted by: zombie

---
Sounds like Rastas.

www.religionfacts.com/rastafarianism

Posted by: Horton at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (ezzDS)

385 367 Like I mentioned in another thread, Jones is about to screw the voters of Alabama, good and hard. And it should be a warning to other red states with Democrat senators.

Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (9+jAm)

I've been away, is this a new thing ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (4u7kU)

386 Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:29 PM (5NMZN)

I'd take my chance with that one.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (2DOZq)

387 Maybe McConnell should counter with some glass beads and rusty firearms?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (W/SyC)

388 FCC Commissioner Ajit Pai on Prager replay for about 20 minutes at 5pm and 7pm

http://player.tritondigital.com/1201

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (aC6Sd)

389 I've always had a slight problem with the term Aboriginal Americans since the current Amerinds are not the first to cross to this Continent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (QQ+il)

390 #Chief Running Tab

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (r9UYA)

391 The term I've heard of what you should actually call "Indians" if they were going to be proper and accurate you would be calling them "Aboriginal Americans."


Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (lKs2v)


So, Savages is out ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (M+Lyo)

392 I once heard someone (who identified as a moderate conservative but in reality was a Democrat (shocking I know!)) that although Obamacare was mostly a disaster, "at least he tried".

That is a large percentage of the public.

Posted by: John Marston at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (SkuXa)

393 In AK, if you're a Native (capitalized), you are Aleut, Athabaskan, Tlinget, Uupik, Qupic, Haida, Tsimshian, or the like. If you are a native, you were born here and live here. I understand pride, but honestly, we are just Americans, the lot of us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (7UW64)

394 Net neutrality means making the Internet's pH 7.0. It's a plan to add alkaline fluids to the tubes that make up the world wide web to bring down its current acidity. So kinda like adding fluoride to the water supply, but not a Communist plot.

Posted by: Internet Expert - on the Internet, being an expert at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (gjgWX)

395 Joseph is a fruitful bough.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (QQ+il)

396 In colonial times there were persistent legends of a blue-eyed, Welsh-speaking tribe called the Madoc or Madog. Some thought the Mandans might be that tribe, but no. Thomas Jefferson even suggested Lewis and Clark be on the lookout for them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madoc#Welsh_Indians


They also had a written alphabet with "Y" as the only vowel. Ok I made up that last part.

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (EzdLW)

397 "Ace" in native Chikacatawa translates to "he who hangs shelves like shit"

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:32 PM (xqfqx)

398
Tried to read the Wikipedia article on the Five-Percent Nation. I am not completely dense but I couldn't make heads or tails of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (UmWHY)

399 397 "Ace" in native Chikacatawa translates to "he who hangs shelves like shit"


Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:32 PM (xqfqx)


I don't think that line about how he was hung had anything to do with shelves.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (7UW64)

400 To celebrate her heritage might I propose sending the squaw back to the huts to cure hides and pound corn?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (W/SyC)

401 Sounds like Rastas.

www.religionfacts.com/rastafarianism

Posted by: Horton at December 13, 2017 03:30 PM (ezzDS)


The rastafarian religion makes a lot of sense. If you smoke a ton of marijuana.

I mean, wtf, Haile Selassie? Where the hell did that come from?

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (ajiE5)

402 Hey, if the Palestinians are "indigenous people", then all people here of European descent are also indigenous. Maybe they are the real native Americans, and not squaws like Warren.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (/qEW2)

403 I don't think anything different in ancestry for me, all Northern European/ British isles. I don't know it but my mom and aunt have researched it down for hundreds of years

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (aC6Sd)

404 Positive!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:34 PM (QQ+il)

405 In colonial times there were persistent legends of a blue-eyed, Welsh-speaking tribe called the Madoc or Madog.

Roanoke was a Tudor-founded failure of a colony. I'd not rule out that some Welsh were in it, and scattered to the neighbouring tribes for protection.

Actually I recall there was some evidence that later colonists found grey-eyed "Indians" who claimed to be from that lost colony.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:34 PM (6FqZa)

406
394 Net neutrality means making the Internet's pH 7.0. It's a plan to add alkaline fluids to the tubes that make up the world wide web to bring down its current acidity. So kinda like adding fluoride to the water supply, but not a Communist plot.
Posted by: Internet Expert - on the Internet, being an expert at December 13, 2017 03:31 PM (gjgWX)


So the Interweb's Intertubes are water-filled? Suddenly so many things make so much sense!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

407 "Ace" in native Chikacatawa translates to "he who hangs shelves like shit"


Dances With Splinters

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

408 "397 "Ace" in native Chikacatawa translates to "he who hangs shelves like shit"
Posted by: dananjcon"


I thought it was "does many squats."

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (OD2ni)

409 402 Hey, if the Palestinians are "indigenous people", then all people here of European descent are also indigenous. Maybe they are the real native Americans, and not squaws like Warren.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (/qEW2)


Well, if the test is "who was here first," then the edge goes to the Israelis, since the Jews were there about 2,000 years before Christ.

A "Palestinian" is a Jew, not those interloping, splodey types.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (7UW64)

410 From AtC's post:

The price tag for the single-payer plan envisioned by SB562, per a Senate Appropriations Committee report, is $400 billion per year. Half of that figure would come from new taxes.


WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)

411 ,Elizabeth Warren Demands McConnell Seat Jones Immediately, Even Though Luther Strange's Term Isn't Over Until January




So by that logic Trump should have been sworn in the day after the election
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:00 PM (493sH)"

----------

That's how it's done in most countries. This long transition phase just allows for all sorts of skullduggery by the outgoing admin.

Posted by: Decaf at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (PCopq)

412 So the Interweb's Intertubes are water-filled? Suddenly so many things make so much sense!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

So quit peeing in the internet pool.

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (8ikIW)

413 Warren is really quite stupid, isn't she? It amazes me how voters elect such intellectual midgets. Though I live in Cali so voter stupidity is something that should not surprise me.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

414 410 From AtC's post:

The price tag for the single-payer plan envisioned by SB562, per a Senate Appropriations Committee report, is $400 billion per year. Half of that figure would come from new taxes.


WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)

High. Speed. Rail.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

415
headslam headslam headslam

Posted by: alexthechick

As HL Mencken famously said, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. No truer words were ever spoken.
================================

Funniest thing from the article:

The cost is more than concerning, it's catastrophic. Implementing a single payer system would require tens of billions of dollars in new taxes-and thereby lead the Golden State into financial ruin.


This "newspaper" is under the impression that the Golden State isn't already in financial ruin.
ISWYDT -- Golden State!
Oh to laugh and laugh.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (C6xeQ)

416 400 To celebrate her heritage might I propose sending the squaw back to the huts to cure hides and pound corn?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 13, 2017 03:33 PM (W/SyC)


I'd skip to the part where she needs to pound sand.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (7UW64)

417 WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Did they say they would be "state" taxes?

I have a feeling the rest of us will be paying for CommieFornia's idiocy, as fucking usual.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (7bkOX)

418 WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)
Gas at $5/gallon!!!!

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

419 Why is it the more Warren speaks, the less sense she makes? Seriously, I think she is a tad...unhinged? It is not just I don't always agree with her point - Her point defies all reality.



Her voice sounds like the old spinster character that Ruth Buzzi played who hit people with her purse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH)

420
WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)


Profits from high-speed passenger rail.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (adXje)

421 Roanoke was a Tudor-founded failure of a colony. I'd not rule out that some Welsh were in it, and scattered to the neighbouring tribes for protection.

Actually I recall there was some evidence that later colonists found grey-eyed "Indians" who claimed to be from that lost colony.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:34 PM (6FqZa)



This reminds me of the discussions of where the Black Irish came from. Well, you see, once upon a time, there was a great naval battle and a bunch of Spanish ships were sunk and a bunch of Spanish sailors washed ashore.

Then, FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER, there were suddenly Irish children born with dark hair and dark eyes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

422 Late to thread as usual.

I see all the Indian-name jokes have been spent.

FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)

423
Dances With Splinters
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)



A plane indian?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (lKyWE)

424 My grandmother was a Kiowa Indian, my grandpa a German. That's right, I'm a drunken Nazi Indian by birth. What could I do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (6Ll1u)

425 Stop trying to slut-shame me!

-E Warren

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (PFy0L)

426 Appropriations Committee report, is $400 billion per year. Half of that figure would come from new taxes.
==========
I got this, we'll give everyone a guaranteed income and then turn around and tax that!!!!

Posted by: Jerry Brown at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (C6xeQ)

427 419
Why is it the more Warren speaks, the less sense she makes? Seriously, I
think she is a tad...unhinged? It is not just I don't always agree with
her point - Her point defies all reality.



Her voice sounds like the old spinster character that Ruth Buzzi played who hit people with her purse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH)
It's called The Pelosi Method. And it's been proven for decades. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (14URa)

428 408 "397 "Ace" in native Chikacatawa translates to "he who hangs shelves like shit"
Posted by: dananjcon"


I thought it was "does many squats."
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (OD2ni)

"Do you even Lift, Kemosabe?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (ycWCI)

429 Europeans pay a lot more in taxes but everything is free!

Posted by: Rick Steves at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (SkuXa)

430 FFS don't you people have jobs!!??



Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)


Sure I do.

I "work" for the state.

Silly person.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (7UW64)

431 I'm trying to piece this all together into a cohesive worldview, and not succeeding. Any suggestions?

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (42M22)

I think it's impossible to pack "cohesive worldview" and "nuts" into the same can, zombie.

Posted by: Moses at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (oPNmq)

432 I've always had a slight problem with the term Aboriginal Americans since the current Amerinds are not the first to cross to this Continent.

Never go full Solutrean . . .

Assuming you're not going there, yeah, there were several waves from the west, along the coast at first. The Navajo are recent immigrants. But some of the others seem ancient. The Great Lakes tribes, holding on to Central Asian DNA not found elsewhere, look ancient.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (6FqZa)

433 Sen. Liawatha is even more annoying than most national Democrats, even when she is not spewing Dem talking points or sucking up to their voters. Which is why I support her as the Dem nominee in 2020 She is congenitally patronizing and insulting.

Posted by: Ripley at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (MxEKc)

434 So Selma Hayek is upping the ante on the #MeToo movement saying Harvey threatened to murder her. If this turns into a which hunt of #MeToo murders, the burning times will be just around the corner.

Posted by: Randy West at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (p/bSX)

435 WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)
.............

That's a lot of pesos.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (HgMAr)

436 outside looks like a snow globe.

If the inside of the snow globe were grey, dingy and desperately in need of urban renewal #cleveland

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 03:27 PM (hEMaf)



"Rosebud..."

https://www.yelp.com/biz/rosebud-tavern-upper-sandusky


*drops beer-filled snow globe, letting it roll across the floor*

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (EzdLW)

437 You know, nobody has ever been able to give me a cogent explanation of what net neutrality is. Maybe there's a reason for that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:21 PM


WITHOUT NET NEUTRALITY YOUR NETFLIX WILL COST A BILLION DOLLARS WE ARE ALL DOOMED RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!

That's how I hear it, anyway.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (WonQS)

438 421
"......."
This reminds me of the discussions of where the Black Irish came from. Well, you see, once upon a time, there was a great naval battle and a bunch of Spanish ships were sunk and a bunch of Spanish sailors washed ashore.

Then, FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER, there were suddenly Irish children born with dark hair and dark eyes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Let's see. I think today the left side will be the faggot side at December 13, 2017 03:

It was the influx of Romany, in carts....

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (zSVEm)

439 FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)



Yes.

Now, do we work at work is an entirely different question.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

440 422 Late to thread as usual.

I see all the Indian-name jokes have been spent.

FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)

HAVING a job and DOING a job are two completely different things. (It's an Excel chart, boss! Show you later!)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

441 425 Stop trying to slut-shame me!

-E Warren

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (PFy0L)

Oh, honey, to be a slut, somebody has to want to sleep with you. Sorry dear, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (7UW64)

442 How long before the Left trots out a woman claiming that Trump threatened to have her killed?

Posted by: Randy West at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (p/bSX)

443
WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)



Hollywood and Silicon Valley. Tax them blind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)

444 California's GDP is close to $3T so they are only asking for a little more than a tithe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (QQ+il)

445 Days Without Calling another Democratic Senator a Slut:


1


So she's got that going for her.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (mtfdF)

446 The rastafarian religion makes a lot of sense. If you smoke a ton of marijuana.

I mean, wtf, Haile Selassie? Where the hell did that come from?
Posted by: Acme Explosives


It came from the fact that Ethiopia was basically the only country in Africa that was never colonized and annexed by a white European nation (aside from a very brief military non-colonial occupation by Italy in the 1930s), so Ethiopia was held up as the only true purely proudly never-conquered African country. And Haile Selassie just happened to by the leader of Ethiopia at the time Rastafarianism developed, so they ended up idolizing him as the leader of all black people, and eventually as "The Messiah." Then, totally unrelated to any of this, Selassie was on an international tour in 1964 going around the world visiting various heads of state, and he showed up in Jamaica to meet the Governor -- and we he stepped off the plane, he was greeted by thousands of awestruck Rastafarians who declared him God -- to his total and utter mystification. He has never heard of Rastafarianism or of his role in it until that moment.

Anyway, that 1964 visit was basically regarded as the Rasta version of The Second Coming, and cemented his role at their religion's version of Jesus.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (42M22)

447 So Selma Hayek is upping the ante on the #MeToo movement saying Harvey threatened to murder her. If this turns into a which hunt of #MeToo murders, the burning times will be just around the corner.

Posted by: Randy West at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (p/bSX)


Have you seen the pictures of the Hollywood Hills?

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:40 PM (WonQS)

448 >> FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

If Jan from IRS is listening, NO.

Posted by: Under Fire-Moldova Curious at December 13, 2017 03:40 PM (r9UYA)

449 so, the house flipping, fake injun, wants her baby killing butt boy sworn in immediately? i want a new ferrari. now. the voices in my head have spoken.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 03:40 PM (KP5rU)

450 When did that happen? Was it under Reagan or HW? Or was it some BS they pulled against W in case it happened under him.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2017 03:19 PM (lKs2v)

It was under W.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (3JA/M)

451 The price tag for the single-payer plan envisioned by SB562, per a
Senate Appropriations Committee report, is $400 billion per year. Half
of that figure would come from new taxes.


But $25B more-or-less one-time expense for a border wall to at least slow the invasion to a trickle??? Unpossible.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (7bkOX)

452 Profits from high-speed passenger rail.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (adXje)
























---------------------------------------------------

California can't even build a high-speed rail system regardless of cost and time. The last plan I saw (6 months or so ago) had 14 stops from LA to Oakland. That's not high speed.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (5NMZN)

453 Croatoan.

Posted by: Last man in Roanoke at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (gjgWX)

454 Lizzie, take of the damn war paint and smoke um peace pipe.

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (GsAUU)

455 Well, if the test is "who was here first," then the edge goes to the Israelis, since the Jews were there about 2,000 years before Christ.

The genetics point to the Lebanese, especially their Christians. Who were Canaanites before shifting to Aramaic and then Arabic.

Mind you, they didn't think to insult themselves by calling themselves Palestinians.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (6FqZa)

456 It is all easily explained.

Alabama voted to take the road that made Detroit what it is today.

Illinois voted to take the road that made California what it is today.

And California has voted to take the road that made Venezuela what it is today.

And the Democrat Party intends to make the United States into what Stalin made the USSR.

Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (KdDCu)

457 440
422 Late to thread as usual.

I see all the Indian-name jokes have been spent.

FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)

HAVING a job and DOING a job are two completely different things. (It's an Excel chart, boss! Show you later!)

"They pretend to pay me, I pretend to work"...
Seriously, I am a layabout living off my ill- gotten largesse, built upon the broken dreams of the oppressed working class...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (zSVEm)

458 How long before the Left trots out a woman claiming that Trump threatened to have her killed?

Posted by: Randy West at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (p/bSX)


I am sure that Trump stole Mitt Rombley's cancer raygun.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (WonQS)

459
It was the influx of Romany, in carts....
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:39 PM (zSVEm)



I thought he used binders

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (lKyWE)

460 So probably more like $600-700 billion.

Posted by: John Marston at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (SkuXa)

461 FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)


Yes.

Now, do we work at work is an entirely different question.
Posted by: alexthechick


They pretend to pay me. I pretend to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (ftdxp)

462 Pontiac?



Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll
from the Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2017 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

Now extinct, thanks to Obama Motors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (oPNmq)

463
The last plan I saw (6 months or so ago) had 14 stops from LA to Oakland. That's not high speed.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (5NMZN)


They'll have high-speed stops, too. Like the ones in cartoons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 03:43 PM (adXje)

464 Has anyone pointed out to Liz and that Twitter dipshit that Jones can't be seated until the Secy of State of Alabama certifies the results?

Posted by: Tami at December 13, 2017 03:43 PM (Enq6K)

465 FFS don't you people have jobs!!?
.............

Yes, and it puts a serious cramp in my commenting.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

466 FFS don't you people have jobs!!??

Yeah, but I work at home so no one can see me goofing off here. I'm in the import-export business. Like George Costanza.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 13, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)

467 FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER, there were suddenly Irish children born with dark hair and dark eyes.
===========
those nice Spanish boys twere Catholic and I had a couple of unmarried daughters, whom I didna want married to the local yobs.

Posted by: irish da at December 13, 2017 03:44 PM (C6xeQ)

468 In a nut shell, in Jug Ears last years net neutrality ( when has anything a Leftist naming doesn't sound equal but you know the big fist of government is upon you?) Pinning the internet under telecome rules with hundreds of regulations. The vote tomorrow is goinv to erase those and go back to the pre 2015 rules. Both the links of commissioners pointed out since the net neutrality has gone into effect investment in new growth is down %18

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:44 PM (aC6Sd)

469 467
FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER, there were suddenly Irish children born with dark hair and dark eyes.
===========
those nice Spanish boys twere Catholic and I had a couple of unmarried daughters, whom I didna want married to the local yobs.

Posted by: irish da at December 13, 2017 03:44 PM (C6xeQ)

Word... buncha ne'er do well bog trotters..,

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 03:45 PM (zSVEm)

470 How about Fucks With Libs?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 03:45 PM (QCX64)

471 Ann Coulter:

"Why I secretly wanted Moore to lose:"

https://tinyurl.com/ybj4gy5f

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 03:45 PM (GsAUU)

472
I have a feeling the rest of us will be paying for CommieFornia's idiocy, as fucking usual.
Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM


I've read liberal Californian commenters who say they are paying for the welfare of the red states.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

473 Do I have a Job?

Why yes and put in my 8 hrs today already, get up before the ONT ends and see.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:46 PM (aC6Sd)

474 I've posted before, but it bears repeating: Net Neutrality is a Fairness Doctrine that applies to ISPs, and not to Google.

If there's going to be Net Neutrality then it had better apply to the censor-happy Amazons and Facebooks too. Until then, kindly get bent.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:46 PM (6FqZa)

475 461
FFS don't you people have jobs!!??



Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2017 03:37 PM (xqfqx)





Yes.



Now, do we work at work is an entirely different question.

Posted by: alexthechick





They pretend to pay me. I pretend to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:42 PM (ftdxp)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS.Saw this in an earlier thread and I'm tempted to put this on the door going into my office:There are the days when I glance yonder into the field where I grow my "giveafucks". Alas, the field is barren.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 03:46 PM (jxbfJ)

476 California can't even build a high-speed rail system regardless of cost and time. The last plan I saw (6 months or so ago) had 14 stops from LA to Oakland. That's not high speed.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 13, 2017 03:41 PM (5NMZN)
..........

Yeah, but from Madera to Lemoore is gonna be awesome!

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 03:46 PM (HgMAr)

477 One more day
Would not
Bother me
Does your conscience
Bother you?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at December 13, 2017 03:47 PM (z2W2E)

478 Ann Coulter:

"Why I secretly wanted Moore to lose:"

https://tinyurl.com/ybj4gy5f
===================


More masks falling off.

Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 03:47 PM (KdDCu)

479 474
I've posted before, but it bears repeating: Net Neutrality is a Fairness Doctrine that applies to ISPs, and not to Google.



If there's going to be Net Neutrality then it had better apply to
the censor-happy Amazons and Facebooks too. Until then, kindly get bent.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:46 PM (6FqZa)

As opposed to "get bent gently" -- because we all know they should get it good, hard and dry.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

480 YouTube has banned around 40 Prager U videos, one by Victor Davis Hanson on the Korean War.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 03:48 PM (aC6Sd)

481 Short version:

"Net Neutrality" is a euphemism for "Total Governmental Control of the Internet."

Repealing Net Neutrality means "Free enterprise unrestricted on the Internet."

That's the argument in a nutshell.

Do you want the government to control everything? Yes? Then you want "Net Neutrality."

Or do you want companies to be free to do whatever the heck they want on the Internet, with whatever good or bad that may come out of that? (I.e. corporate cutthroat tactics.)

Your choice.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:48 PM (42M22)

482 Repealing Net Neutrality means "Free enterprise unrestricted on the Internet."


Wild, Wild West!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:50 PM (ftdxp)

483 "Why I secretly wanted Moore to lose:"

---

Because we all want to hear Democrats and the MSM pound candidates about 40 years old crap from now on

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at December 13, 2017 03:50 PM (z2W2E)

484 http://bit.ly/2z9yHMw

Top Nuclear Official Suggests Obama Admin Lied About Uranium One Deal GOP Senator Says He Has Stone Cold Proof

Someone get a Truckload of Popcorn

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 13, 2017 03:50 PM (y3aQB)

485 More masks falling off.

Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 03:47 PM (KdDCu)


Her column is a fair cop.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:51 PM (WonQS)

486 418 WTF does Kali think they can squeeze TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more outta the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:35 PM (ftdxp)

Gas at $5/gallon!!!!
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 03:36 PM (a0IVu)


I thought there was a proposal to ban gasoline-powered cars in California.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 03:51 PM (xjiRE)

487 #JailMitchMcConnell

I suspect the Horde approves this message.

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2017 03:51 PM (FhXTo)

488 Wild, Wild West!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:50 PM (ftdxp)



Watch out for that Loveless guy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 03:51 PM (493sH)

489 How's the massive butthurt Ace?

You got absolutely reamed by the voters of Alabama.

Bwahahaha

Posted by: Moore's losers at December 13, 2017 03:51 PM (UjheN)

490 484 http://bit.ly/2z9yHMw

Top Nuclear Official Suggests Obama Admin Lied About Uranium One Deal GOP Senator Says He Has Stone Cold Proof


Lies like dog.

Posted by: FBI/DOJ Complex at December 13, 2017 03:52 PM (r9UYA)

491 Never go full Solutrean . . .

----------
Don Cornelius???

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 03:52 PM (QCX64)

492 Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 03:47 PM (KdDCu)

Speaking from the House floor, Brooks said that he learned of his "high risk" prostate cancer in October.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 13, 2017 03:52 PM (y3aQB)

493 481
"Net Neutrality" is a euphemism for "Total Governmental Control of the Internet."

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 03:48 PM (42M22)


Net Neutrality is one of those Orwellian phrases that means the opposite of what it purports to.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 03:52 PM (xjiRE)

494 Very bad timing on that article Ms Coulter.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:53 PM (2DOZq)

495 Her column is a fair cop.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:51 PM (WonQS)



I love the phrase fair cop.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 13, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

496 Assuming you're not going there, yeah, there were
several waves from the west, along the coast at first. The Navajo are
recent immigrants. But some of the others seem ancient. The Great Lakes
tribes, holding on to Central Asian DNA not found elsewhere, look
ancient.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:38 PM (6FqZa)

The Navajo have some linguistic ties to the Dene Nation of the Mackenzie valley in northern Canada. I was on flight home from Norman Wells, and on the same flight was a Navajo elder, quite resplendent in buckskins, and much silver and turquoise. Big, impressive-looking guy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 03:53 PM (oPNmq)

497 Very bad timing on that article Ms Coulter.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:53 PM (2DOZq)


In what way?

It is as topical as can be.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:54 PM (WonQS)

498 Speaking from the House floor, Brooks said that he learned of his "high risk" prostate cancer in October.

Ugh. Well, that explains why he didn't have the energy to contest this election.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 03:54 PM (6FqZa)

499 Elizabeth Warren Demands McConnell Seat Jones Immediately, Even Though Luther Strange's Term Isn't Over Until January

Why is anyone surprised? Barky and his team tried to actually get George W. to resign from office in December and let Barky just slide into office early, because he was so ready and needed due to the credit crisis ... never mind that there was no Constitutional process of any sort even remotely indicating that possibility and the FACT that once Barky did slime into office (for which he wasn't Constitutionally eligible for, BTW) he couldn't even put together a friggin cabinet, let alone actually know how to do ANYTHING.

SO, fauxahantas just wants to continue this dem tradition of ignoring any and all rules or procedures and just slippin' their guys in early ... No shocker, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 03:55 PM (8gDQu)

500 *Sniff*


*Sniff...sniff*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2017 03:55 PM (EyPfd)

501 Rule number one in California politics, name your bill so that the other side will be confused about it so much that they will support you.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2017 03:55 PM (6Ll1u)

502 Any Rons or Ettes in the know about Jones having to run again in 2018 in Alabama? I know in MN Frankengrope's seat will be up in 2018.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 03:55 PM (VAlay)

503 Because we all want to hear Democrats and the MSM pound candidates about 40 years old crap from now on
---------------
Well, that tactic has been proven to work in the south now. So it'll be used in every single bible belt state. Every. Single. One. It'll probably also be used in the Midwest. Probably not so much the west or the east coast states. McConnell thinks he avoided a problem by Moore losing. Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 03:55 PM (C6xeQ)

504 Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:54 PM (WonQS)

Mo Brook has advanced prostate cancer.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:56 PM (2DOZq)

505 See, and this is why I'm torn on Net Neutrality. I honestly don't mind the idea of making the provision of internet service a regulated utility - just like phone and electric. I really don't. I pay for the bandwidth, you stay the fvck out of what I do with it.

But Net Neutrality seems to be all about the Fed.GOV telling some of us what to do on the internet while others (AHEMgoolagAHEM) get to keep playing wild-wild west. So, uh, nope - not a fan.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2017 03:56 PM (7bkOX)

506 >>Top Nuclear Official Suggests Obama Admin Lied About Uranium One Deal GOP Senator Says He Has Stone Cold Proof

Not for nothing but Sara Carter has been reporting this for months.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

507 Looking at ace's twitter feed, expecting a post soon:

Resolved: "Conservatives" who want liberal Democrats to win are not actually conservatives.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:56 PM (WonQS)

508 Repealing Net Neutrality means "Free enterprise unrestricted on the Internet."


Wild, Wild West!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 03:50 PM (ftdxp)


I love the ads I've seen against repealing Net Tyranny:

"Would it be fair for your rich neighbor to get better internet access?"

Uh ... yeah. That's why you make money, to pay more for better shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 03:57 PM (8gDQu)

509 Any Rons or Ettes in the know about Jones having to run again in 2018 in Alabama? I know in MN Frankengrope's seat will be up in 2018.

2020.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

510
Watch out for that Loveless guy
Posted by: TheQuietMan


He always came up short.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

511 'Resolved: "Conservatives" who want liberal Democrats to win are not actually conservatives.'


And the ever popular


Straight men who sip penis, are not actually straight men.

*Looking at you, Barky*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2017 03:58 PM (EyPfd)

512 The Man Called Sharty Breeches

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2017 03:59 PM (2Mnv1)

513 Obama admin lied about Uranium One . . .

------------
This is my shocked face. What didn't they lie about?

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 03:59 PM (C6xeQ)

514 Nacod Thread!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 03:59 PM (QQ+il)

515 'Watch out for that Loveless guy
Posted by: TheQuietMan '

Is that Alex's date?


*Ducks*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2017 03:59 PM (EyPfd)

516 Nood all you moore haters.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 03:59 PM (QCX64)

517 The election isn't even certified, and these assholes are already demanding shit.

I despise the left.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 13, 2017 03:59 PM (jWe5r)

518 *Sniff...sniff*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2017 03:55 PM (EyPfd)

isoamyl acetate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 04:00 PM (oPNmq)

519

Looking for endorphins.

Where have all the endorphins gone?

If I am being programmed, I want my endorphins.

Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 04:00 PM (KdDCu)

520 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2017 04:03 PM (mpXpK)

521 Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

I Know ! Just thought it wa further proof

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 13, 2017 04:03 PM (y3aQB)

522 489 How's the massive butthurt Ace?

You got absolutely reamed by the voters of Alabama.

Bwahahaha
Posted by: Moore's losers

as long as homosexuality remains an insult your side can't resist, we're still winning.

Posted by: Liz Warren at December 13, 2017 04:11 PM (nFwvY)

523 So many white people claim to be a 1/4 or 1/3 (never 7/16 or 5/ Native American . Usually cool well known tribe like Cherokee never Pitt River or Paiute or some obscure tribe. I'm pretty sure you're 3/64 Cherokee Ace.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 13, 2017 02:47 PM (OUaW7)

Actually, this is fairly common in my part of the country (Texas, Louisiana, etc), among families that have been living in this region for multiple generations. A lot of these nominally "white" families have some Cherokee or other tribes from this region in their ancestry. This happened because 100-150 years ago there was a lot of intermarrying between members of this or that tribe and the white settlers who were moving into the region back then. My family has some Cherokee ancestry on my mother's side (although it goes back 2-3 generations), so did my ex-wife (who really did look Cherokee; hair, eyes, complexion and so forth), and a lot of other people I know.

Years ago I read an article about this Cherokee woman named Wilma Mankiller (some last name, huh?) who was quite a power in the land up in Cherokee country, and was ultimately elected as the first female chief of the Cherokee Nation.

What amazed me is that they had a photo of her in the article, and she was a dead ringer in appearance to my mother. Talk about spooky...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 13, 2017 04:13 PM (PNxM1)

524
I've read liberal Californian commenters who say they are paying for the welfare of the red states.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 03:45 PM (IqV8l)



I can tell you that is widely believed throughout the state

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 04:18 PM (lKyWE)

525 The Blue Check Mafia twitter is disproving the Infinite monkey theorem...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 13, 2017 04:21 PM (CSaCX)

526 I can tell you that is widely believed throughout the state

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 04:18 PM (lKyWE)
They're very deep thinkers, these folks who will vote for any tax increas whatever.

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2017 04:23 PM (14URa)

527 More masks falling off.
Posted by: Arthur Chad at December 13, 2017 03:47 PM (KdDCu)

--Did you read it?

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 04:24 PM (GsAUU)

528 497 Very bad timing on that article Ms Coulter.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 03:53 PM (2DOZq)

In what way?

It is as topical as can be.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 03:54 PM (WonQS)

--For my part, it helps me to find a silver lining.

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 04:26 PM (GsAUU)

529 "She wants what she wants, and she wants it she wants it." Schumers Sock Puppet.

Posted by: jmm at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (E8r2P)

530 I'm thinking let's piss off Warren even more. Roy Moore should not only ask for a recount but also carry out an extended Contested Election process so that Jones can't be seated even longer. I think that would be nice, Moore should announce his plan and say it's all because of the Hiawatha.

He can't concede just yet, drag it out.

Posted by: doug at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (89il5)

531 "PS, I'm not an American Indian, though I'd like to be -- but I don't think they allow for conversions."

You can be named to the tribe.

Posted by: John Milius, Souix at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (rznWS)

532 Little Big Shelf should be his tribal name.

Posted by: Lowfibass at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (BrqlK)

533 I ate some peyote in Amarillo with this guy who said he was a Kwahadi, but I'm pretty sure he was just some Mexican from Clovis. After I at the peyote, I met a spirit guide and asked him if I was an American Indian in a past life. I know it was a real spirit guide because he told me it didn't matter---that I should quit messing with drugs and get a job.

Posted by: OleanderSalad at December 13, 2017 07:47 PM (+Bkcx)

534 So Princess Squattopiss of the Lost tribe (the Fugawi)
as in "we're the Fugawi?" is calling for Jones to be
sworn in immediately. Methinks she has taken one
or two too many hits from the Peyote packed Peace
Pipe! Every time I think about Fauxcahonits, I am
reminded of the old Hamm's Beer commercials.

As a Cub Scout back in 1965, we used to sing a
bastardized version of the old poem: "From the land
of sky blue waters, comes the sound of tom-toms
blowing in the fore-winds."

I expect that sometime soon she will be appearing
on the packaging on Land-O-Lakes cheese!


Posted by: Leonard Jones at December 13, 2017 10:44 PM (mxgwX)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
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