Trump's Attorneys Demand Investigation Into Leaks from House Intel Committee;<br>Jeff Sessions Asks Lawyer to Look Into Possible Need for Special Counsel Investigation Into DOJ

Trump's Attorneys Demand Investigation Into Leaks from House Intel Committee;
Jeff Sessions Asks Lawyer to Look Into Possible Need for Special Counsel Investigation Into DOJ

NEW:@DonaldJTrumpJr attorneys call for investigation into leaks coming from House Intel Committee.

LETTER: pic.twitter.com/auw5ZNKndK
— Kevin Cirilli (@kevcirilli) December 12, 2017

Here's the reporting on Sessions:

#BREAKING Sessions on calls for a special counsel to look into Sr DOJ Official Bruce Ohr, and wife Nellie’s contacts with Fusion GPS during the summer and fall of 2016: “I’ve put a Senior Attorney, with the resources he may need, to review cases in our office ... 1/2
— jakebgibson (@JakeBGibson) December 12, 2017

“and make a recommendation to me,if things aren’t being pursued that need to be pursued, if cases may need more resources to complete in a proper manner,and to recommend to me if the standards for a special counsel are met, and the recommended one should be established” #FoxNews
— jakebgibson (@JakeBGibson) December 12, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM

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1 FINALLY.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

2 missed it by that much.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (UsCnO)

3 Hmmm, maybe something will come out of this after all?

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (EGFUD)

4 About time he woke up.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (gEvQ8)

5 We're going to investigate... ourselves.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:23 PM (MINbv)

6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

7 Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (+Dllb)

8 th day of Christmas, my AG sent to me...

Posted by: drummers, pipers, leaping lords, maids at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (EzdLW)

9 And there you go. The entire thing has been laid out for the entire country to see so the claims of bias will have less impact and a roadmap is in place.

Can't wait to see the Rosenstein hearing tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

10 th?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (kGHHG)

11 OK, this is something.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (3myMJ)

12 Why limit it to just two people? and why limit it to one subject?

If you are going fishing then go deep.

Investigate why the DOJ covered up Hillary's reckless violation of National Security Document Protocol.

What did Obama know, and when did he know it?

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)

13 So the fox raiding the henhouse is now going to be pursued by the sheepdog.

Mixed metaphors, I know, but you get the point.

This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.

And they still won't get the story straight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (UsCnO)

14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (9razJ)

15 Let the games begin for real now!

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

16 No more special counsels. Just fire the lot of them.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (nu45M)

17 Oh, just shitcan them all and then let 'em in, one by one, if they can prove they aren't shitweasels.

Drain it, boys, drain it. And use fine strainer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (7UW64)

18 About time he woke up.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (gEvQ

.........

Snooze button got stuck in the ON position.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

19 Last movement before Sessions goes into hibernation for the winter.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (lKs2v)

20 14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (9razJ)

Come into my parlor, said the spider to the corgi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (7UW64)

21

At this rate, Sessions will finally act on this in about 4 months.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (LATmp)

22 6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?
Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

Maybe it took this long to get enough dirt on the people who are blackmailing him to make them back off. Like FBI agents and their skanky wives/lovers/whatevs.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (vkS2Z)

23 Start up the rotors, Mi General!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

24 over/under on a special counsel NOT being needed after this "review"?

over/under that it will then turn out a few months later, that the "senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole herd of fellow #DeepState swamp creatures?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (kGHHG)

25 Look into it? Hell, just do it...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

26 Finally Jefferson Beauregard bestirs himself.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (ZZdXT)

27 Hmmm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

28 So Sessions has asked for an investigation to see whether we need an investigation about investigations?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (jHrzU)

29
Sessions, Issa, Gowdy, all move like snails.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (LATmp)

30 That's it, go on offense.
Set these jerks back on their pompous heels.

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (w7KSn)

31 Ha! Sanders says "Your mind is in the gutter if you think that way." about Gillibrand. Hahaha

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

32 Just a note. Jones votes in Mt Brook, AL.

The RICHEST suburb in the state.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (sqE59)

33 Here, hold my beer

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (O2RFr)

34 And I called the Corgis, thank you very much. *sniffs while protecting wounded honor... or just sniffing from the flu, your pick*

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (HDMVB)

35 If Moore gets in and Mueller wraps his investigation (and tax legislation passes) it's going to be gloves off. Trump unleashed.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (q177U)

36 Bingeratti? Bingerati.

Google says it's a very rare word.

Props to Ace for coining something new.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (I/iGu)

37 that the "senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole herd "

Considering that they all live within a mile of each other...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (MINbv)

38 7
Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.

No, he just got back from visiting a Russian prostitute.

And he couldn't hit the bed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (UsCnO)

39 7 Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (+Dllb)

Next year in ~~Jerusalem~~ the pen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

40 14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

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3 calls. How many do you need?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (Dhht7)

41 Slightly OT, but just as swampy: This Gillibrand chicken keeps saying that she won't be silenced. This is somewhat akin to a temper tantrum. As I recall, the way to deal with that is to ignore the noise until it goes away.

Why do proggies always sound like bad cases of arrested development?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (7UW64)

42 I typed out about a dozen posts today that I decided weren't needed, and deleted them instead. Does anyone else here do weird things like that...I wonder as I wander.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (9razJ)

43 Why limit it to just two people? and why limit it to one subject?

If you are going fishing then go deep.

Investigate why the DOJ covered up Hillary's reckless violation of National Security Document Protocol.

What did Obama know, and when did he know it?
Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)

Remember, special counsels are afforded wide latitude.

Something about reaping...

Posted by: golfman at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (nVcge)

44 Not. Tired. Of. Winning!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (3BFzK)

45 Sessions Says what??

Holding hand to ear?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (7+qdf)

46 Right now my boner could cleave SMOD in two, even if SMOD was composed of pure interstellar diamond.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (A1FgP)

47 "The entire thing has been laid out for the entire country to see"

Attention All Units: Engage Media Blackout.

Posted by: Your American Free Press at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (3myMJ)

48 america is not so much divided as is the media. while we here and about and sporadically fox news has reported the incremental revelations leading to this scandal (the weaponization of the doj), cnn and the msm have reported nothing. they now describe it as a desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

49 We must investigate the investigations into the investigations!

Posted by: Phony Baloney at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

50 It's like I'm friggin Nostradamus.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (7+qdf)

51 1. "FINALLY."
-Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

As a veteran of the #1 spot, it loses its luster after awhile.

...but I'm still not sick of winning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)

52 When will the mass exodus of G5's take off for Qatar?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (g4lFK)

53
Queen Elizabeth is pretty good at summoning corgis.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (8O3HH)

54 I might need to confess to some rather tawdry sexual shenanigans which will, of course, require my immediate resignation.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (398bZ)

55 Getting tired of Leftists throwing shit on the walls to see what sticks, its getting about time tables are turned.
WAKE UP JEFF

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (aC6Sd)

56 No special counsel. How about you just do you job. A key part is making sure your underlings aren't criminals.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (LnOh3)

57 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.

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exit polls...sigh

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (QC/4S)

58 "This Gillibrand chicken keeps saying that she won't be silenced. This is
somewhat akin to a temper tantrum. As I recall, the way to deal with
that is to ignore the noise until it goes away."

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Bold move Cotton! We'll wee if it works.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (3BFzK)

59 43 I typed out about a dozen posts today that I decided weren't needed, and deleted them instead.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (9razJ)

If people didn't post what they thought wasn't needed, this place just be empty gray boxes.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)

60 Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (9razJ)

Heck no!

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (1Oy/Q)

61 This might be something.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)

62 It's gonna be an early night Gumby. Go ahead and bend over.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

63 51 It's like I'm friggin Nostradamus.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (7+qdf)

Oh God yes, harder, harder!

Posted by: Nostradamus at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

64 I typed out about a dozen posts today that I decided weren't needed, and deleted them instead. Does anyone else here do weird things like that...I wonder as I wander.

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Yes, what sounds good in my head looks different when it is on paper - so to speak.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (KdDCu)

65 I'd love to see that rat faced f*ck Schiff be outed as the leaker from the intel committee. I think that would cause Pelousi to crap her depends.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (gEvQ8)

66 exit polls...

Wasn't sure if I'm supposed to ignore above poster

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (O2RFr)

67 good ol' Amazon... i ordered 4 cookbooks yesterday.

nary a peep on shipping them yet. the order status says i *might* get them NEXT Monday.

assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (kGHHG)

68 No Special Counsel.

Good lord, we currently have one who has spent $7M to come up with process crimes from ten years ago against a Trump campaign advisor and another one against a Trump administration official who was bamboozled into admitting guilt, by a biased judge and will probably be reversed on appeal.

And entire year of feeding frenzy for the media. and he STILL hasn't come out and told everyone that there was no collusion by the Trump campaign with Russia.

Who in DC can actually investigate the DOJ and FBI and the Fusion crap with no involvement themselves or bias? The answer is no one. What will happen is three years from now, half a dozen people will be indicted for lying about what color shirt they had on six years ago in a meeting or not completely filling in the dot on their form.

And the real perpetrators will be happily partying in the Hamptons while their consultants plan the next coup.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (VSya6)

69 someone set him up the bomb!

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (TlvUt)

70 I just want the Donald to run out of bubblegum.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (yTnCT)

71 1. Trump appoints special prosecutor
2. ?????
3. Hillary Clinton becomes the 46th POTUS

Posted by: Sally Kohn at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (3BFzK)

72 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (Dhht7)

Look, I'm Grinchmas personified until 3 days before Christmas, then my heart grows 3 sizes and I'm festive as all get out. I wish I could fix that about myself. But can't. Happens every fvckin' year.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (9razJ)

73 Roman Polanski is being investigated for a rape of a 10 year old in 1975

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (dKiJG)

74 Someone poked snoozy with a stick?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (0OmEj)

75 I'm woke.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (Tyii7)

76
How cucky is Hugh Hewitt?

Today he said this: Mueller is a straight arrow. The reason he loaded his counsel with Democrats is so the other Democrats couldn't say his investigators were biased...There is no reason to fire Mueller.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (LATmp)

77 Sessions, Issa, Gowdy, all move like snails.
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Yes... but, if Sessions were onto things in the beginning, my guess is he would have only had a few skulls to hang on his wall.

Now there's a chance he can feed the village with the corpses of everyone that could possibly come down.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (aT+Bx)

78 The sloth doth waken.....

Posted by: Morigu at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (Eu98u)

79 52
1. "FINALLY."

-Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

As a veteran of the #1 spot, it loses its luster after awhile.

...but I'm still not sick of winning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)

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You say that now, but wait until Kirsten and Liz attack you with false sexual attack claims.Suddenly being #1 will be a big deal once again............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (UsCnO)

80 "Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory."

Early night for Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (398bZ)

81 This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.

And they still won't get the story straight.

I was listening to jay Sekulow recount his conversation with an NBC reporter yesterday morning. he had to correct her 3 times:"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"
Sekulow: "No, I never said that."
"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"
Sekulow: "No, I never said that."
"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"
Sekulow: "No, I never said that."
3. F'ng. Times.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (ty7RM)

82 77
How cucky is Hugh Hewitt?

Today he said this: Mueller is a straight arrow. The reason he loaded his counsel with Democrats is so the other Democrats couldn't say his investigators were biased...There is no reason to fire Mueller.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (LATmp)

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

83 Is Gumby Bill Wynn?

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

84 68 Demand is TOO DAMN HIGH.

2nd printing soon?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (kUotE)

85 desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

Odd that. That is exactly what the sooper geeneeus Juan Williams was saying today.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (gEvQ8)

86 Adam Schitfit and Eli Cumonhisfaceings have been the No 1 and No 2 leakers on that committee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (k1TUh)

87 Appoint an separate IG for each senior DOJ official.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (WbIyz)

88 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.

Ask em how that worked out for Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (39g3+)

89 Special counsels are unconstitutional.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (KCgrJ)

90 There was a thing posted sommers about polls not having good response rates. People weren't talking to pollsters.

Might have been here sommers. Impossible to find now, buried, as it is, would be, in a database.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (KdDCu)

91 40
Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would
lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed
for a Jones victory.

Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

WHO'S exit poll?

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (sqE59)

92 86 desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Tightens on Mueller

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

93 86 desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

Odd that. That is exactly what the sooper geeneeus Juan Williams was saying today.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (gEvQ

The noose is tightening, just not around the necks he wants it to.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

94 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.

Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

It's going to be an early night in Florida...calling it for Hillary...Bullshit!

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (NTM5E)

95 I suspect that black southerners are even less likely than white southerners to have a problem with a guy dating teenagers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (39g3+)

96 Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

WHO'S exit poll?
Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (sqE59)

WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

97 53 When will the mass exodus of G5's take off for Qatar?
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (g4lFK)

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G5s?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

98 Maybe Gumby is Frank Putz or Lutz

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

99 There's a civil war goin' on here and I'm determined to try and stay awake for part of it.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (Tyii7)

100 This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.

And they still won't get the story straight.

I was listening to jay Sekulow recount his conversation with an NBC
reporter yesterday morning. he had to correct her 3 times:"So, your
advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"

Sekulow: "No, I never said that."

"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"

Sekulow: "No, I never said that."

"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"

Sekulow: "No, I never said that."

3. F'ng. Times.
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They hire them because they're pretty, not because they're smart.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (aT+Bx)

101 I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (q177U)

102 I remember "Gumby" as a concern troll from awhile back.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (bZ7mE)

103 >> Roman Polanski is being investigated for a rape of a
>> 10 year old in 1975

There are 10 women now who say that POS molested them. The youngest was 9 at the time. The first of these occured in '69 IIRC, and he kept at it.

The Daily Mail has had several stories about these women. They are all starting some group to put pressure on the Academy to boot Polanski out like they did Uncle Harvey.

If Harvey's out, Polanski is worse, with the pedophilia.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

104 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

So it is assumed that they will vote for the guy who put out racist flyers?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (Eu5eZ)

105 nary a peep on shipping them yet. the order status says i *might* get them NEXT Monday.

assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (kGHHG)
I ordered last Thurs morning. Expected delivery Wednesday (tomorrow). Kept checking, nothing changed but hadn't shipped yet. Went 9 rounds with Amazon customer service today. They took off my shipping charges and, supposedly, "expedited" delivery. Still showing it hasn't shipped yet. Still showing it'll be here by 8 pm tomorrow. Never had a problem with Amazon before, it's usually here well before predicted. This is very frustrating.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (14URa)

106 Gumby is a firm believer in exit polls

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (QC/4S)

107 98 53 When will the mass exodus of G5's take off for Qatar?
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (g4lFK)

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G5s?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

G5, playah. Playah. Big dick PLAYAH!

Posted by: Les Grossman at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

108 >>I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

Pickup trucks don't have trunks.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (RzgQJ)

109 41
14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

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3 calls. How many do you need?

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So.... who wants to be the first Corgi starlet to become a star?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (UsCnO)

110 107 Gumby is a firm believer in exit polls
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (QC/4S)

Poles in his exit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

111 I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

Horses saddle bags?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

112 "Welllll, look who decided to show up! I didn't think you had it in ya"

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (Qot/z)

113 Oh COME ON! Can I get a friggin' flaming skull here!?!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (0YSzp)

114 So which Democrat/deep state hack is Sessions going to appoint?

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (6dFYM)

115 If Harvey's out, Polanski is worse, with the pedophilia.

Yeah but Polanski hasn't made the enemies Harvey did over the years. And they consider him such a great artiste that they are willing to give him a pass.

Like Rob Reiner's character says in Bullets over Broadway, "an artist creates his own moral universe"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

116 Getting tired of Leftists throwing shit on the walls to see what sticks, its getting about time tables are turned.
WAKE UP JEFF
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (aC6Sd)

Throw shit against the wall and call for an investigation claiming the other guy threw shit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (Eu5eZ)

117 107 Gumby is a firm believer in exit polls

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (QC/4S)

He's Gumby, GDamnit!

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (Enq6K)

118 115 So which Democrat/deep state hack is Sessions going to appoint?
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (6dFYM)

May as well just appoint Hillary and get it over with.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (KCgrJ)

119 Exit polls have the Purple turnout at 66% while the Lavender turnout was only 49%.

Jones only needed 2% of the Purple and 1% of the Lavender to get it in his shorts like he likes it.

Good and hard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (EoRCO)

120 I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

That's why its going to be a close win for Moore rather than a comfortable one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

121 Hm, so Deputy Dawg's finally taking action, is he? I guess that's something.

On a side note, anyone feel like going to Alabama and rigging the elections? I think Moore will win, but I'm afraid I'm wrong, and I need someone to fix this and make Doug "Dick" Jones go back where he came from.

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (mrgqr)

122 Your Medved update: instead of focusing on important things like (not making this up) peace negotiations between Israel and the Palestinians, or tax cuts, Trump is indulging his addiction to rage, and showing attention-deficit problems, by tweeting about Gillibrand and journalists.

I think he really "thinks" this. Despite common sense, and the facts in front of him (Trump obviously working his important issues constantly, and with longer hours than any president in memory).

Those still holding out, let yourself consider the possibility that these people are ..... not very smart. It's actually most of the problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (QDnY+)

123 That's why its going to be a close win for Moore rather than a comfortable one.

At least they have voter ID

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

124 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)

125 Getting tired of Leftists throwing shit on the walls to see what sticks, its getting about time tables are turned.

I like a more surgical, effective approach than monkeys flinging poop. A professional, mature one. One that gets the bad guys instead of grandstands for fundraising and votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (39g3+)

126 Really Bluebell/Weasel, how many until you need to do a 2nd run?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (kUotE)

127 I have it on good authority that Roman Polanski had a "come to Jesus" moment. In Tijuana. In 1997.

So suck it, baggerz.

Posted by: Meryl Streep at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (398bZ)

128 There was a huge turnout in my little polling place.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (xInes)

129 At least they have voter ID

Yep, and that makes all the difference in the world. Cops tend to show up at polls to see if people with out standing warrants show up.

Some guy was whining this is voter suppression.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (39g3+)

130 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)
Apparently, only really reticent ones.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (14URa)

131 125 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)

Trick question.
If yes, you can shout Moore is a groper.

If no, you can shout Moore is a bigot for not groping the right people.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (KCgrJ)

132 Yes, what sounds good in my head looks different when it is on paper - so to speak.
Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (KdDCu)

I know, right? In my head it is...'I need to make this post'. Post typed out....'what kind of crap-twaddle did I just write?' "I'm Not posting this."

Then - "I have gotta stop wasting time doing this. I miss other people's good posts. Plus, iPad typing sucks and takes so much time."

This is one of the posts I should not post. But it took so much time, I'm gonna anyway. lol Sonobi apologies.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (9razJ)

133 Really Bluebell/Weasel, how many until you need to do a 2nd run?

POD doesn't work that way. They don't do runs, they print when someone orders. Much better system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)

134 >>6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

Yes. That would be correct.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (r9UYA)

135 115
So which Democrat/deep state hack is Sessions going to appoint?

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (6dFYM)

Well, I would volunteer, but shit I had to give up my law license for rape or something. Bitch got $850,000 too.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (sqE59)

136 Trumps job approval in Alabama is 48/48.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

137 I ordered last Thurs morning. Expected delivery Wednesday (tomorrow).
Kept checking, nothing changed but hadn't shipped yet. Went 9 rounds
with Amazon customer service today. They took off my shipping charges
and, supposedly, "expedited" delivery. Still showing it hasn't shipped
yet. Still showing it'll be here by 8 pm tomorrow. Never had a problem
with Amazon before, it's usually here well before predicted. This is
very frustrating.

Modern slavery is alive and well inside of Amazon Fulfillment Centers.

Your post has probably gotten some worker beaten up by management.

But hey, Jeff Bezos needs more money to prop up the WaPo.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (UsCnO)

138 My cookbook has shipped.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (q177U)

139
Here's the DM article listing of all of Polanski's victims:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5058727

10. That have come forward.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (8O3HH)

140 The Paolo, his Poll shows unusually high turnout and rapid Voter turnover.

Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (RzgQJ)

141 G5s?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

Gulfstream 5

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (1Oy/Q)

142 There are 10 women now who say that POS molested them. The youngest was 9 at the time. The first of these occured in '69 IIRC, and he kept at it.

The Daily Mail has had several stories about these women. They are all starting some group to put pressure on the Academy to boot Polanski out like they did Uncle Harvey.

If Harvey's out, Polanski is worse, with the pedophilia.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

What's disgusting is that Havey wasn't convicted of anything and Polanski was and is still a member.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (dKiJG)

143 "Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???"

There was this one time out in Vegas...

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (Fikbq)

144 Why do proggies always sound like bad cases of arrested development?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (7UW64)

If it walks like a duck and sounds like a duck...

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (vkS2Z)

145 Went 9 rounds with Amazon customer service today. They took off my shipping charges and, supposedly, "expedited" delivery.
---
Peaches: how on earth do you get ahold of Amazon Customer Service?

i've never been able to figure that out, other than the automated e-mail BS

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (kGHHG)

146 The cookbook is on demand, right? It's made when it's ordered? Might be unusual to have an on demand book get so many orders.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (q177U)

147 Heard Hugh the other morning and in a interview wanted the interview that screwed Gen Flynn tossed as it is not usable

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (aC6Sd)

148 143 G5s?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

Gulfstream 5
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (1Oy/Q)

No more frequent flier bitch miles for my buddy Pecker!

Posted by: Les Grossman at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

149 Post first, think later. We value spontaneity here.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

150 Our Dentist!

Also. A Jew.

Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 06:46 PM (RzgQJ)

151 More exit poll info...

==

ah, thanks; what are the approval numbers for Conecuh Sausage ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:46 PM (QC/4S)

152 Hey, I'd do that Lisa girl, yeah

Posted by: Good Ole Bill at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (sqE59)

153 >>POD doesn't work that way. They don't do runs, they print when someone orders. Much better system.

According to both bluebell and Weasel, multiple times now, so does Amazon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

154 "if the standards for a special counsel are met"

(howling with laughter, pausing to breathe, laughing some more)

Lessee, how does the Mueller example stack up against "standards" for a special counsel appointment? Were the predicate crimes, um, dubious and trivial process crimes unrelated to anything in particular? No, I don't believe they were. Still waiting for anything related to the ludicrous - and totally unsubstantiated - connections between Russian govt. and Trump campaign (as the Rosenstein memo specifies).

Actually, what WOULD be the predicate "crime" of any of this? It's so inappropriate and reckless that yes, it imperils the reputation of the country's highest law enforcement institutions, clearly. But crimes?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

155 Oh fer Chrissakes!! Put me in coach!!!

Posted by: Rudy "Tan Rested and Ready" Giuliani at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (0YSzp)

156 I got my hard copy of the cookbook tonight.

Amazon did send an email that said it might be late yesterday bit UPS is running til 8 pm here and it arrived a little after 6.

Posted by: Big V at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (MVE/7)

157 135 heh. The publishing industry were the last ones I would have expected to get with the modern distribution methods. Well, good on 'em then.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (kUotE)

158 well, thanks to routine leftwing character assassination, Moore is going to have to deal with child molestor snide asides from cap hill lib losers forever now.

he needs help with comebacks to these pedo island pizzagate types?

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (TlvUt)

159
They hire them because they're pretty, not because they're smart.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (aT+Bx)

WHAT????

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (UsCnO)

160 Conecuh Sausage: Nature's most perfect food.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (398bZ)

161 According to both bluebell and Weasel, multiple times now, so does Amazon.

Right, they probably went through Createspace, Amazon's personal POD service. I have books on there too, its a bit of a pain to set up but great when its in place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (39g3+)

162 i've never been able to figure that out, other than the automated e-mail BS

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (kGHHG)

It's pretty easy, go to customer service email them your phone number, they will call you.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (sqE59)

163 Opinion of Roy Moore

==

are you a gambling man ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (QC/4S)

164 ---
Peaches: how on earth do you get ahold of Amazon Customer Service?

i've never been able to figure that out, other than the automated e-mail BS

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (kGHHG)
I just kinda stumbled around until I saw a "contact us" and did a chat. With Aslesha Vijayanand. She was very nice. The shipping charges have come off but shipping has still not commenced. I wonder if my copy was involved in the great Amazon printer paper jam . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)

165 since Dumby Gumby is BSing

political reporter for LifeZette

Apples to apples: I was voter No. 1,519 at Daphne Civic Center 1t 3:17 p.m. in AlabamaSenateElection primary in August. At just before 3 p.m. today for genex, I was No. 4,324.

Brendan Kirby (@BrendanKKirby) December 12, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (y3aQB)

166 The best defense is a good offense. Yay !

In other news, got The Cookbook this afternoon and it is freaking AWESOME !
Endless kudos to bluebell, Weasel, Bandersnatch for the illustrations, the Moron Horde Distributed Proofreading Team, and of course all the contributors ! Wow !
And everyone who I forgot to mention, too ! Muldoon for the chapter limericks, for instance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (HySvC)

167 Mine said delivery 13/14 Dec. and I was one of the first to order. I call fowl.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (xInes)

168 I want Moore to win just so Trump will go full out nuclear.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (79p/O)

169 Getting itchy yet, Bill? It's been weeks...

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (3myMJ)

170 Conecuh Sausage: Nature's most perfect food.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud,

==
exit poll:

approve 32
disapprove 89

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (QC/4S)

171 I wasn't supposed to get my copy till today but it arrived yesterday morning, emailed my sister to see if my niece would appreciate it as I might give it to her and get another for me.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

172 well, thanks to routine leftwing character assassination, Moore is going to have to deal with child molestor snide asides from cap hill lib losers forever now.

They'll keep it up until the pedo stuff finally comes out. They've been sitting on it really hard in the media, mostly because they aren't adults to get notice or show up with a camera.

But its coming, I am totally certain. Epstein's island flight logs are full of big names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)

173 ah, thanks; what are the approval numbers for Conecuh Sausage ?

100% approval at my house. I have some in my freezer that I'm saving to use for gumbo.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (eIQHF)

174 >>Mine said delivery 13/14 Dec. and I was one of the first to order. I call fowl.

Obviously the Nutmeg Cabal is displeased with you.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (RzgQJ)

175 164 neat.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (kUotE)

176 157 Opinion of Roy Moore
Fav 42
Unfavorable 55

Opinion of Doug Jones
Fav 49
Unfavorable 49
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (+jCzc)

Opinion of Gumby
Fav 0
Unfavorable 100

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

177 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)

Ummmmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (EoRCO)

178 With Aslesha Vijayanand.'

So, a local call.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

179 8th day of Christmas, my AG sent to me...
Posted by: drummers, pipers, leaping lords, maids at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (EzdLW)

Am I the only moron here that thinks bad thoughts when I hear "eight maids a milking".....?

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (2sCft)

180 Ever since Trump election, don't trust any polls. At all.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (9razJ)

181 CSM if you weren't in the middle of Greenland it might get there faster than a reindeer sled

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (aC6Sd)

182 By the time he gets around to actually doing anything Trump will be out of office. What a disappointment?!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (2X7pN)

183 Opinion of Roy Moore
Fav 42
Unfavorable 55

Opinion of Doug Jones
Fav 49
Unfavorable 49
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (+jCzc)

****

Your concern over nameless polls is:

( ) Noted

( ) Not Noted

( X ) Trump/ Moore 2020 "Because you Didn't Fucking Listen the First Time"

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (0YSzp)

184 >>>But its coming, I am totally certain. Epstein's island flight logs are full of big names.

gross!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (q177U)

185 Can we just have a list of people in DC who did NOT work for or have relations with a Fusion employee?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (BoMuO)

186 Gumby takes it up the clayhole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

187 If calling the perverts who should rot in hell is abuse, then yes, Moore abused them.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (xInes)

188 My Schadenboner just invented faster than light drive.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (BfOXk)

189 The one thing I learned from MY demanding...it gets me squat.

Posted by: socalcon at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Roy2Z)

190 #BREAKING Sessions on calls for a special counsel to look into Sr DOJ Official Bruce Ohr, and wife Nellie's contacts with Fusion GPS during the summer and fall of 2016: "I've put a Senior Attorney, with the resources he may need, to review cases in our office ... 1/2

-- jakebgibson (@JakeBGibson) December 12, 2017

Forget any investigation. Just carry out a "civil asset forfeiture" on their physical bodies and throw these pond scum into jail ... or just lock them away in an evidence box on some well-built shelf.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (8gDQu)

191 For you foreigners, Conecuh is pronounced "Con-NEK-uh."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (398bZ)

192 Huge if bigly

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (jxw6R)

193 185 Can we just have a list of people in DC who did NOT work for or have relations with a Fusion employee?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
~~
Sure, here's a post-it.

Posted by: socalcon at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (Roy2Z)

194 131 More exit poll info...

Trumps job approval in Alabama is 48/48.
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (+jCzc)

This actually means Moore in a landslide, because most "exit polls" had Trump much lower, and he still prevailed.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (ujg0T)

195 I do fell sad I had nothing to contribute to the cookbook

Take glass
Pour in scotch
Enjoy

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

196 I've already sent Bitch McYertle a Seppuku knife. It's the most honorable way out Bitch.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

197 Gumby takes it up the clayhole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

Pokey pokes Gumby.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (1Oy/Q)

198
I ordered two other books when I ordered the Moron Cookbook. One from a third party vendor. It shipped almost immediately. One from Amazon direct, it shipped a couple days after the first, to arrive in the same time frame.

The Moron Cookbook hasn't shipped yet.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (KdDCu)

199 honest tho...exit polls are shit

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (TlvUt)

200 190. * hoppean fistbump *

Physical removal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

201 Where's the fucking Decision Desk?

or, did they completely graduate to establishment knob gobblers?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (RzgQJ)

202 You can order Conecuh sausage from their web site and it ships to all 48 lower states.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (xInes)

203 http://bit.ly/2BhM8vQ

Federal Judge Recuses Herself From A Second Fusion GPS Case

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (y3aQB)

204 We value spontaneity here.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (mtfdF)

205 Or my famous ONT oatmeal

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (aC6Sd)

206 >>The Moron Cookbook hasn't shipped yet.

#2Weeks

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (RzgQJ)

207 now think back a bit here people.

Sessions recused himself because he had some slight connection to Russians at some point. It was a bit excessively cautious but he did it.

Now, compared to all the news about totally corrupt and compromised people in Meuller's team, how does Sessions look? Does he seem in any way compromised or biased, at any level does he seem even slightly slanted or unjust?

This stuff pays out no matter how frustrating it seems or how you wouldn't do it yourself. Sometimes playing the straight arrow can really help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

208 >>The Moron Cookbook hasn't shipped yet.

Well, you know what they say...

#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (mtfdF)

209 You can order Conecuh sausage from their web site and it ships to all 48 lower states.

==

crazy capitalists

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (QC/4S)

210 I took a bus home last night from the bar. Frightened the life out of me. Those things are big and fast.
Never driven one before.

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (VZA3a)

211 Excuse me, sir. If I told you Roy Moore anal raped goats in front of kindergarteners, would you have a favorable or unfavorable of him? Mmmm hmmmmm. And, If I may, If I told you Doug Jones Spent $1million of his own money last year to buy retired nuns yarn so they could knit booties and hats for underpriviledged black kids, would you have a favorable, or unfavorable of him? See people view Doug Jones more favorably!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (BoMuO)

212 For you foreigners, Conecuh is pronounced "Con-NEK-uh."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (398bZ)
==================

Okay now I know how to say it. I still have no idea what it is? A dessert topping? A floor wax?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (lwiT4)

213 197 Gumby takes it up the clayhole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

Pokey pokes Gumby.
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (1Oy/Q)

I visualize him getting ganged by The Blockheads.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

214 "Where's the fucking Decision Desk?

or, did they completely graduate to establishment knob gobblers?"
----------------
They'll have all the results. Just on a time delay.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (3myMJ)

215 Sessions recused himself because he had some slight connection to Russians at some point. It was a bit excessively cautious but he did it.

Now, compared to all the news about totally corrupt and compromised people in Meuller's team, how does Sessions look? Does he seem in any way compromised or biased, at any level does he seem even slightly slanted or unjust?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

Honestly, he seems like an idiot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (8gDQu)

216 They'll keep it up until the pedo stuff finally comes out. They've been sitting on it really hard in the media, mostly because they aren't adults to get notice or show up with a camera.

But its coming, I am totally certain. Epstein's island flight logs are full of big names.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)i

I concur. It will by YUGE!

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (Mjus2)

217 Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (2sCft)

218 I'm having Conecuh and white beans right now, with cornbread

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (xInes)

219 Too Weaks!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (mtfdF)

220 Okay now I know how to say it. I still have no idea what it is? A dessert topping? A floor wax?
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (lwiT4)

It's just really good sausage:

https://tinyurl.com/6rv7lez

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (398bZ)

221
Gumby?

Buckwheat is dead. They shot him!

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (KdDCu)

222 210 I took a bus home last night from the bar. Frightened the life out of me. Those things are big and fast.
Never driven one before.
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (VZA3a)

Tell me about it. The firemen just about have the garage fire knocked down. Note for next time. Move the cab to a secluded parkinglot before you torch it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (BoMuO)

223 I mentioned this earlier. Jones voted in the richest town in AL, Mountain Brook, AL. Did I mention they have their own school system?

Of course, it's segregated, like the town.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (sqE59)

224 It's #tooweaks

Posted by: lin-duh at work, working;) at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (kufk0)

225 to recommend to me if the standards for a special counsel are met, and the recommended one should be established
==========

Wow.

We live in amazing times.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (5ZRXN)

226 "Where's the fucking Decision Desk"
----------------------------------

Perhaps they don't have an interest in counting these results.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

227 he, Sessions, had no actual connection to the Russians. his recusal was stupid and very costly to the nation and POTUS. the end.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (QC/4S)

228 Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?

Surprisingly GUMBY

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (y3aQB)

229 The days are going so fast. And I am going so slow. I need a personal ass-kicker.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (9razJ)

230 >>Sessions recused himself because he had some slight connection to Russians at some point. It was a bit excessively cautious but he did it.

This isn't really the case. He recused himself because he was a key member of Trump's campaign including being the head of his foreign policy team. He could not by rule, and really by commonsense, be in charge of an investigation in which he would be a potential key target. Russia was an important issue but the real issue was properly following the rule of law.

It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

231 It's just really good sausage:

https://tinyurl.com/6rv7lez

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (398bZ)
===================

Thanks Cloyd. Is it gluten-free?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (lwiT4)

232 218 I'm having Conecuh and white beans right now, with cornbread
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (xInes)

That's the best. I make it all the time.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (398bZ)

233 173
ah, thanks; what are the approval numbers for Conecuh Sausage ?

That is a real food, and not slang?

Learn something every day.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

234 po' Gumby... now s/he/its poasts are disappearing.

ain't that just a DAMN shame?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (kGHHG)

235 "196 I've already sent Bitch McYertle a Seppuku knife. It's the most honorable way out Bitch."

Can cold-blooded animals do seppuku?

If Moore wins McConnell needs not just to step down as leader but resign from the Senate. Ryan needs to go right out of this Congress with him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (OVUiv)

236 Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?

Surprisingly GUMBY
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (y3aQB)

I'll have to work my way back thru the thread... I thought Gumby was Mueller's new nic.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (2sCft)

237 Will Rosenstein be grilled on how, exactly, the fact set he had justified appointment of a special counsel? And why the only substantive element in his memo appointing Mueller did not involve any identified, likely, or even identified criminal activity?

I know the US has been a joke in many respects for years now, but when they pretend to play along by the actual rules, they should be called and humiliated on it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (QDnY+)

238 "Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?"

Gumby runs the Decision Desk.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (3myMJ)

239
Gumby had no penis

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

240 and did a chat. With Aslesha Vijayanand

I'm gonna take a wild-assed guess and posit that that wasn't her real first name.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

241 "Thanks Cloyd. Is it gluten-free?"

Yes. They pride themselves on making old-fashioned sausage with all natural ingredients.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (398bZ)

242 51 1. "FINALLY."
-Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

As a veteran of the #1 spot, it loses its luster after awhile.

...but I'm still not sick of winning.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)

The "finally" was over seeing some movement from the Sessions corpse - not from getting a first! But thank you for your kind words.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (vkS2Z)

243 you know, I have said in the past that I hoped that Sessions was waiting for the right moment.
I will consider this a swell Hanukkah present if this turns out to be a truly big crap on the Dems.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (ILitO)

244 You know, Steve, Ohr spelled backwards is Rho, which is a Greek letter.

Christos Papadalakis is here today at Wrigley with his Mexican girlfriend.

Posted by: Harry Caray at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (mB3U4)

245 That's right. Here comes the Judge!

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (A1FgP)

246 Sessions was afraid of the Democrats crying he was part of the Russian collusion scam so blinked and washed his hands of it.
Dumbest thing he probably ever did.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (aC6Sd)

247 First Rule of Making Sausage club...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (RzgQJ)

248 It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

Thanks, JackStraw, you have been a helpful voice of sanity on this.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (2sCft)

249 Old Benny Hill joke to give credit where due.

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (VZA3a)

250 -Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (vkS2Z)

I knew what you meant... lol. I was self-aggrandizing for nailing the Top Spot so many times.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

251 Fusion, the DOJ and FBI had to be corrupt because they knew how corrupt Trump was going to be. Their corruption was driven by patriotism and civic duty to save us from a corrupt fascist, bigot, woman hating poppy pants! It is all Trump's fault, really. We must impeach Trump for making a good man like Ohr and Strzwxyonk corrupt!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (BoMuO)

252 You know, Steve, Ohr spelled backwards is Rho, which is a Greek letter.

Christos Papadalakis is here today at Wrigley with his Mexican girlfriend.

Posted by: Harry Caray at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (mB3U4)
========================

LOL I can't stop laughing

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

253 >>I will consider this a swell Hanukkah present.

Hanukkah 2020?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

254 Alabammy polls close in 52 minutes. I'm going for a drink and walk.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (ILitO)

255 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

256 He recused himself because he was a key member of Trump's campaign including being the head of his foreign policy team. He could not by rule, and really by commonsense, be in charge of an investigation in which he would be a potential key target.

Thanks for the correction.

And either way, it makes him look very clean and above this crap so if a special counsel is appointed by him, it won't stink to high heaven like the Meuller team does.

Meuller's team is crapping all over themselves and flinging poo around like demented chimpanzees. They look like idiots, they aren't harming Trump in any way, but they are harming Trump's enemies, so much so that CNBC recently suggested Meuller should close shop.

All the people hating Sessions, I think you're going to see why things played out how they did and understand, soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (39g3+)

257 I imagine Bill Wynns actual undies must be reaching critical load status as we get closer to election end.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (5ZRXN)

258 Woah, somebody finally put a firecracker in Session's ass?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (aMlLZ)

259 Session's is an experienced prosecutor, he knew he had to.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (xInes)

260 I didn't know the mayor of SFO dropped dead today.

Anyone?
Bueller?

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (79p/O)

261 247
First Rule of Making Sausage club...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (RzgQJ)

Yeah, I fucked up bad. Quick, go to commercial!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (UsCnO)

262 Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)
===========================

Can we do thumbs up / thumbs down?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

263 Gumby is a blockhead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

264 Sheboygan Sausage company makes the best brauts.

Or they did forty years ago.

Huh! Autoclue doesn't know how to spell Sheboygan. Neither do I but google does and now autoclue does also.

Hell, Autoclue doesn't know how to spell brauts either and neither does google. Must be a local dialect.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (KdDCu)

265 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

266 re 253: yeah, that, too. I still can't get over that Trump saved us from that rotten woman.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (ILitO)

267 251 Fusion, the DOJ and FBI had to be corrupt because they knew how corrupt Trump was going to be. Their corruption was driven by patriotism and civic duty to save us from a corrupt fascist, bigot, woman hating poppy pants! It is all Trump's fault, really. We must impeach Trump for making a good man like Ohr and Strzwxyonk corrupt!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (BoMuO)

I fully expect Kirsten Gillebimbo or Lizzy Paleface Forktongue to cry out something like this when this all plays out next year.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (ujg0T)

268 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Ruh roh...what happened?

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (79p/O)

269 Also anyone know where to go for actual election results? I'll be godammned if I will go to the New York Times or USA tToday

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (0YSzp)

270 260
I didn't know the mayor of SFO dropped dead today.

Anyone?

Bueller?

=====

Ed Lee was married and had two kids.

It never made the SF news.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (UsCnO)

271 according to a press release from Amazon.com, there is no truth to the story that the scheduling for their POD process is done on a Minx 0.7 alpha platform.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (kGHHG)

272 Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

Ever had a big zit in the crack of your butt?

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (1Oy/Q)

273 265 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

I buy mine at Aldi's, but that might be just an Alabama thing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (398bZ)

274 246 Sessions was afraid of the Democrats crying he was part of the Russian collusion scam so blinked and washed his hands of it.
Dumbest thing he probably ever did.
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (aC6Sd)

To recycle the lame joke I made earlier-

Sessions realized he used his GPS to drive to a Fusion restaurant, so he is going to recuse himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (BoMuO)

275 255 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

Heh I missed it.

Long time coming I suppose. He does have a propensity to piss people off.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (4ErVI)

276 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.
Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?
Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

Damn shame......I am going out and grabbing a hot fudge sundae with an extra cherry on top to console myself.

Oh, damn, the closest Baskin-Robbins is over 10 miles away.

Nevermind. There is always beer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (EoRCO)

277 268 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Ruh roh...what happened?
Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (79p/O)

***

missed that ~ what did our favorite little leftie contrarian do today?

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (0YSzp)

278
I've ordered copies twice with my Prime account and they are arriving in 48 hours. The promo copies I ordered for blog giveaways and prizes aren't going to be delivered until after Christmas, so I'm sort of at a loss for how Amazon is prioritizing the orders.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)

279 FvPS getting the full Dracula won't be enough and she'll probably get nothing.

Lets hope enough underlings get enough orange jumpsuit time that a few of them hesitate when the country is inevitably stupid enough to put a D back in the WhiteHouse.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (FhXTo)

280 Chrissy Matthews is asking his Alabamans are dumb bigots question!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (2X7pN)

281 Huh! Autoclue doesn't know how to spell Sheboygan.
==================

Tell Autoclue to look around America, find the biggest American flag on the biggest flagpole in the country, and you tell him that's Sheboygan.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

282 265 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

I just did a search and Kroger appears to stock it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (398bZ)

283 Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning

I'm devastated. *sob* Were they within 10 miles of each other?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (Tyii7)

284 What Sessions didn't say is that the attorney he appointed to research the Fusion collusion is Ohr.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (BoMuO)

285 268 BSG happened. From what I gather, he earned it.

But let's keep him on our prayers! /s

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (kUotE)

286 Somewhere about 2019 the third or fourth Special acounsel will wrap his/her work and we will finally see Felonia shuffle off to medium security Federal Substance Abuse therapy.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (5ZRXN)

287 "Sheboygan Sausage"

I love Wisconsin names. Back when i was needing summer work many years ago, Grampa got me a job one summer driving a harvester for the Oconomowoc Canning Company.

I've been looking for some good white veal brats for a while and haven't been able to find any.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (V2Yro)

288 Are you telling me that Sessions is finally getting up off his ass?

Posted by: gobagoo at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (A/saJ)

289 over/under that it will then turn out a few months later, that the
"senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole
herd of fellow #DeepState swamp creatures?

OK, so doesn't that basically cover all of D.C.?

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (A6JWj)

290 Thanks Cloyd!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (0YSzp)

291 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Heh. Did he go outside the 10 mile perimeter? He's not supposed to do that.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (9razJ)

292 @260

Wow, look at my give a shit face.

http://tinyurl.com/y9wc5yyb

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (sqE59)

293 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

I buy mine at Aldi's, but that might be just an Alabama thing.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (398bZ)

--> https://tinyurl.com/y7qxrvrh

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (QC/4S)

294 I imagine Bill Wynns actual undies must be reaching critical load status as we get closer to election end.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (5ZRXN)

I've had my leaks....

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (3myMJ)

295 I always miss the banhammering!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (2X7pN)

296 re 286: otherwise she'll be on her next 'listening tour' as a head start for the 2020 election.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (ILitO)

297 I'm actually surprised the technology exists on this blog to do a timed banned.

Considering the software powering this site was invented in the Eisenhower years, it truly is a miracle!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (4ErVI)

298 With BSG gone, where will we get the bowling leader board info now?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (r9UYA)

299 One almost gets the impression that Sessions and Trump are fans of the "enough rope" theory.

Tough to fire all these bozos, but if they expose themselves badly enough you won't have to...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)

300 Why does Martha also have that flaming fag for Hillary on. He has a face that needs punching

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (sqE59)

301 Grampa got me a job one summer driving a harvester for the Oconomowoc Canning Company.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (V2Yro)
=========================

My son got married this summer in a barn in Oconomowoc.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

302 Oh, and yes, we used Create Space for printing and Amazon for fulfillment.. I generally have nothing but good things to say so far. There have been a couple of little surprises but so far it's been a good experience. I posted at the end of the last thread - we're around 1,250 sold total.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)

303 new thread, if no one mentioned it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (ILitO)

304 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend,
Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this
morning.

----
so, the Bullshit Geyser finally got put on hold?

no surprise there, just that it took so long.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (kGHHG)

305 I'm actually surprised the technology exists on this blog to do a timed banned.

They have to do it manually. Its in the basement, a huge system of levers and dials.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (39g3+)

306 Where is Sheboygan?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (BoMuO)

307 With BSG gone

==

should I ask ? ok , what happened ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (QC/4S)

308 Yo, corgis, look alive, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (14URa)

309 --> https://tinyurl.com/y7qxrvrh
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (QC/4S)

Publius--that's a complete distribution list by state.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (398bZ)

310 I generally have nothing but good things to say so far. There have been a couple of little surprises but so far it's been a good experience.

I have had good experiences with Createspace too. They put a nice product out and the turnaround is pretty quick. The more orders you get, the faster they'll put them out, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

311 Hahahaha. Live by the special counsel, die by the special counsel.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (+azJs)

312 They have to do it manually. Its in the basement, a huge system of levers and dials.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (39g3+)

Is it anything like the Mous-ke-doer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (BoMuO)

313 ublius--that's a complete distribution list by state.

==

is that a good thing ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (QC/4S)

314 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend,
Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this
morning.

----
so, the Bullshit Geyser finally got put on hold?

no surprise there, just that it took so long.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (kGHHG)

+++

Buh-bye!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (2sCft)

315 should I ask ? ok , what happened ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (QC/4S)
Can someone link the episode in question? I was awol.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (14URa)

316 Considering the software powering this site was invented in the Eisenhower years
=======

Software from the Eisenhower years is the only bug free software ever written, perhaps explaining why we have such good up-time here at the HQ.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (5ZRXN)

317 Conecuh sausage company is about to get two hundred orders for ten pounds each of their product line to deliver next thursday and they'll be wondering what the hell just happened.

Ace should offer them a deal on advertising.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (KdDCu)

318 276
Damn shame......I am going out and grabbing a hot fudge sundae with an extra cherry on top to console myself.

Oh, damn, the closest Baskin-Robbins is over 10 miles away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (EoRCO)

Heh.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

319 Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?

You can have it shipped, but it costs as much as the sausage to ship it. I don't even care. I have it shipped to Maryland.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (eIQHF)

320 Hey the Conecuh sausage folks have a website;
http://www.conecuhsausage.com/cart.aspx?AcceptsCookies=1

Gonna order some!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (0YSzp)

321 307 Ask Insomniac, sounds like they got into it

302 that's awesome. Great job. I'll be ordering mine shortly.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (kUotE)

322 >>Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (39g3+)

Didn't mean it as a correction so much as a clarification.

There has been so much bad information and bad punditry as to what is happening, even by people supposedly on our side, because they are basing their opinions on incorrect information. Some of these things seem minor but they actually mean a lot.

Sessions has always been a law and order guy even when he was taking on the KKK in Alabama when it wasn't all that cool to take on the Klan in Alabama. That's how he does things, by the book.

The idea that he and Trump were just going to sit back and let this turn into another Democrat hit job was always laughable. And now, as you noted, Sessions has about the cleanest hands in DC.

Almost like he planned it that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (/tuJf)

323
nood

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (LATmp)

324 Yes Thanks No Good Deed ~ I think that is the site I found ~ expensive but the sausage looks soooooo good I might order it from time to time

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (0YSzp)

325 Live by the special counsel, die by the special counsel.

==========

Absolutely, just disband the one that is going on now, and have done with it.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (2X7pN)

326 It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.

Posted by: JackStraw

Do you herd cats for practice when you're away from the horde?

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

327 I might order it from time to time

I loaded up this summer after vacation and carted a bunch back home with us. I'm about to order some as a Christmas present.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (eIQHF)

328 They don't do runs, they print when someone orders.

3d sausage printing? Ok.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

329 315 today's morning report. Not much to see.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (kUotE)

330 >> 3d sausage printing? Ok.

THe sex toy people have been doing that for years.

I'll volunteer to be a model all the time, but never get a call back. :sob:

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (8O3HH)

331 I'm actually surprised the technology exists on this blog to do a timed banned.

The jokes around here just keep getting better.

Meanwhile the store locator says they sell this wunderbrat in Gary IN.
I don't know how to combat code the bing map though.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

332
296 re 286: otherwise she'll be on her next 'listening tour' as a head start for the 2020 election.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (ILitO)

"Listing tour" is more like it. She has more holes below the waterline than a colander

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

333 POD doesn't work that way. They don't do runs, they print when someone orders. Much better system.

You mean we will all have a first edition? Where is the collector plate value in that?

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2017 07:27 PM (A6JWj)

334 >>If I told you Roy Moore anal raped goats in front of kindergarteners, would you have a favorable or unfavorable of him?
------------
I may have done that a long time ago.

Then I quit being a democrat.

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (2cuLk)

335 So, what's the press approval rating in Alabama?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (QCX64)

336 All the Sessions naysayers have to remember that he took over a politicized and corrupt DOJ. He had to determine white hats from black hats to do anything contrary to the interests of Obama or the Left

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (g1MTt)

337 Is a sausage printing like pressing a ham?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (QCX64)

338 >>It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.

The hell you say.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (2cuLk)

339 pro tip for the President, never pick senators for squat.

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (WX+x0)

340 It's that Rep Adam Shit-ffw

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (e8kgV)

341 I would add that all the Sessions naysayers are gonna be eating lots of crow within the year. #TheStormIsComing

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (g1MTt)

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Trump's Attorneys Demand Investigation Into Leaks from House Intel Committee;Jeff Sessions Asks Lawyer to Look Into Possible Need for Special Counsel Investigation Into DOJ

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Trump's Attorneys Demand Investigation Into Leaks from House Intel Committee;
Jeff Sessions Asks Lawyer to Look Into Possible Need for Special Counsel Investigation Into DOJ