CNN Special Snowflakes to Donald Trump: Please Stop Bullying Us After We Spend Hour After Hour of #FakeNews Attacks on You!

These people aren't being "bullied." They're nasty sissies who enjoy slapping and scratching but then cry if someone hits back.

CNN statement: "In a world where bullies torment kids on social media to devastating effect on a regular basis with insults and name calling, it is sad to see our president engaging in the very same behavior himself. Leaders should lead by example." https://t.co/CSvAJ1J5ge
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 11, 2017

So: Is CNN an innocent victim of "bullying," or is it an aggressive, seething sissy who likes to hit and bite and then cry when it gets its sissy ass kicked?

Well...

Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women."

Most. Hate.

CNN covered its #FakeNews claim that Donald Trump Jr. was given a Super Secret Decryption Key for hacked emails earlier than the public twenty-seven times as much as they spent on correcting their outrageously false claim.

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(clarification: this is a banana.) https://t.co/VjdeFVg5Gk
— TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 11, 2017

A little more than an hour after the terrorist attack on the Port Authority (I earlier said "40 minutes," which was wrong), here was CNN, which is totally being bullied, itself totally not engaging in bullying:

🥤 🥤 🥤 🥤🥤 🥤 🥤 🥤🥤 🥤 🥤 🥤

President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke’s each day. What exactly does that do to his body? https://t.co/KYNs7VBM3j https://t.co/0JvGND8zCr
— CNN International (@cnni) December 11, 2017

A lot of fat people work for CNN (more fat men than fat women -- apparently they only want women with nice figures on TV), but I don't see Brooke Baldwin taking Chris Cilizza or Brian Stelter aside to tell them to lay off the carbs.

Oh, and this is cute: CNN made huge claims about Jeff Sessions' failure to disclose brief meetings with Russian officials in his ordinary course of duties as a Senator. But when it's reported that the FBI cleared him of any wrongdoing, stating that Sessions had no obligations at all to report such fleeing hey-nice-to-see-ya's, CNN "quietly backtracks" its previous reporting. I'd like to see a comparison of how much time they spent on the original news -- with the #FakeNews implication that Sessions did something wrong -- compared to how little coverage they've given the update/correction of previous implications.

CNN spends half of its time telling us that reporters are courageous heroes who rush into the fire -- and by the way, not only do 99% of them never rush into any kind of fire at all, but will cry if they're forced to leave their air-conditioned offices -- and the other half of the time whining that the Mean Man Said Mean Things About Them.

Choose one (1). You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.

Posted by: Ace at 07:44 PM

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1 Leaders should lead by example.

I believe he has. Fuck CNN!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 07:42 PM (rdU0H)

2 Woolen tampons then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:43 PM (MINbv)

3 I announced nood. I'm a good person.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

4 Donald Trump came to DC to kick ass and drink Diet Coke.

He's doing plenty of both.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

5 CNN spends half of its time telling us that reporters are courageous heroes who rush into the fire

...that they more than likely started.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 07:43 PM (rdU0H)

6 Waaaaa!

Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 07:43 PM (YcvMv)

7 FESTIVAL!!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 07:44 PM (WbIyz)

8 "What's the effect of not having a bollard handy when you need one?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 07:44 PM (oLgfC)

9 Is the whole newsroom populated by Millennial snowflakes?

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (2WfB0)

10 Juanita Broaddrick is going to be on Martha's show next.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (GsAUU)

11 Great joke with the "blizzard" comment too, Uncle Palp.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (QCX64)

12 I mean, there's never an example of the left using Twitter to bully people into submission, right guys?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (qCKDU)

13 Journalists should report by examp-- oh f*ck it, let's just run another anti-Trump story.

Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (EzdLW)

14 Woolen tampons then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Missed it by >_< that much!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (rGtm/)

15 bullying v. teasing v. standing up for yourself.

Basic life lessons.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (Mjus2)

16 good grief, what cesspool that CNN is

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (QC/4S)

17 For those just tuning in, yes, that is a giant multinational media corporation saying that it is being bullied.

I may have run out of snark because we are now firmly in the realm of pathetic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (oLgfC)

18 Apples are yummy

Posted by: Choo Choo Joey at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (8ikIW)

19 OT, but The Crown S2:E8 is a little bit of soft cor pron. So don't any of you watch that one.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (2WfB0)

20 Without projection the Left would be silent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (hyuyC)

21 Shorter Stelter: We want to shit-talk the President without consequence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

22
Trump calls the liars out on their lies. boo hoo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (SiINZ)

23 Mommy! Trump hit me back!!! Waaaah!!!

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (IG9An)

24 tampons are itchy

*squirm*

Posted by: Women of CNN at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (6dFYM)

25 Now I want a bumper sticker for my truck.
Run, Hillary, Run!
On the front bumper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (hyuyC)

26 Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women."

No. Most men hate you. I suspect a lot of women hate you too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (Z1eux)

27 soft cor pron"
Less itchy, then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (MINbv)

28 Jim Lahey: Feel that?

Randy: Feel what Mr. Lahey?

Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air Randy

Randy: Shit clings to the air?

Jim Lahey: It's already started my dear good friend.

Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?

Jim Lahey: The Shit Blizzard.

*GLUG*

*GLUG*

*GLUG*

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (GsAUU)

29 13 Journalists should report by examp-- oh f*ck it, let's just ~~run~~ fabricate another anti-Trump story.
Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at December 11, 2017 07:45 PM (EzdLW)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (ujg0T)

30 Guys, enough with the tampons. Time was, nobody talked about feminine "hygiene." I think maybe that was a better time.

'Cause if you start going there, be assured that the wimmins can make this thread really nasty.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (7UW64)

31 bullying v. teasing v. standing up for yourself.

Basic life lessons.
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM

Turns out that when you keep trying to kick the big kid in the jewels everyday and he occasionally pushes back, he's bullying you. Who knew?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (qCKDU)

32 Coke's is also wrong. Cokes.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (QCX64)

33 21 Shorter Stelter: We want to shit-talk the President without consequence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6UUkkOmgo

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:48 PM (Z1eux)

34 Repeat after me:

The press are whores. Always were. Always will be. The press as a "noble profession" ? That was made up . . by the press.

It has always been thus.

The Press. Are Whores.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 07:48 PM (0YSzp)

35 'Cause if you start going there, be assured that the wimmins can make this thread really nasty.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (7UW64)

No doubt. There are some things guys just don't want to know about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:48 PM (Z1eux)

36 As COL Schlichter says: President Trump, never stop tweeting!

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 07:48 PM (jHrzU)

37 Here to play "Jump Tweet and Whine", Bryan Stelter and the Bryan Stelter Orchestra, ladies and gentleman!

Posted by: CNN Emcee at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (EzdLW)

38 30 Guys, enough with the tampons. Time was, nobody talked about feminine "hygiene." I think maybe that was a better time.

'Cause if you start going there, be assured that the wimmins can make this thread really nasty.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (7UW64)

Eh, we already had a very lengthy and very graphic lecture about menstruation in all its bloody glory a while back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

39 Most men hate you. "

Nah. Most don't know who xhe is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (MINbv)

40 Ace and the cob loggers and the commenters and others in the conservative media sphere have been saying for YEARS that the media is b.s.

It took Trump calling CNN #FakeNews to really get the ball rolling on everyday average people calling out the media.....so be it.

Trump is doing a good job. In THAT area and others as well.

Very impressed.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (tDTdL)

41
"And that's why they REALLY call me Captain Hook!" he said, pulling his pants down to his knees.

Posted by: Tinkerbell - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (sNwPN)

42 The Brave Little Reporter

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (QLvwG)

43 President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke's each day. What exactly does that do to his body?

Wow, what hard hitting reporting. Have they figured out how much salt he puts on his food?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (SiINZ)

44 Rag against the machine!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (QCX64)

45 17 For those just tuning in, yes, that is a giant multinational media corporation saying that it is being bullied.

Let me know when Trump sends the FBI kicking in the doors of CNN in a predawn raid. You know, like Barky did to Gibson Guitars because they donated to McCain instead of him.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 11, 2017 07:50 PM (kUmUV)

46 Broaddrick was asked for comment by some MBM outlet (I think Time Magazine), but they never published it.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 07:50 PM (GsAUU)

47 If there had been a press in my day they all would have had sexual congress with my horse.

Posted by: Zombie Caligula at December 11, 2017 07:50 PM (6dFYM)

48 Eh, we already had a very lengthy and very graphic lecture about menstruation in all its bloody glory a while back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

Okay, I'll take your word for it, but I really doubt you've heard the worst.

Keep it up.

And brace yourself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:50 PM (7UW64)

49 Geez. Crazypants all over.

There is a huge difference between bullying an innocent kid and fighting back against a bully...or bullies...and falsehoods and lies and slander.

As usual, the media conflates and confuses the issues, and dumbed down people who can no longer think with logic, buy it wholeheartedly.

The stupidity level here floors me.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 07:50 PM (r3KsD)

50 Eh, we already had a very lengthy and very graphic lecture about menstruation in all its bloody glory a while back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

Good thing we have you here to remind us Som!

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (jHrzU)

51 Stelter basically wants the freedom to attack, demean, mock, and sneer at Republicans without them fighting back. You know, like in the good old days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (39g3+)

52 As an aside, it's awesome that the Shit Blizzard episode has a rating of 9.3.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (GsAUU)

53 43. How much salt? Doesn't matter - the man's cornered salt-mining.

https://youtu.be/Ep-YbqfkuzM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (fA1SL)

54 3 I announced nood. I'm a good person.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

YOU get a reservation at Dorsia. For being you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (4ErVI)

55 Arf!

Arf!

Posted by: Lassie - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (sNwPN)

56 I said this several years ago.

We'd all be rich if we went into psychology and started specializing in treating liberals.

And I don't mean "vacation house and boat" rich, I mean "chalet in Switzerland, penthouse in Hong Kong and your own island" rich.

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (aT+Bx)

57 Coke's is also wrong. Cokes.

Layers and layers of fact checkers...

And these imbeciles all have kollidge degrees?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (tRaq7)

58 It is a nasty pattern lately of people who do wrong yelling and whining that the people who caught them are bullies and terrible people. How dare you catch me out stealing from that baby, what a jerk you are!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (39g3+)

59 CNN statement: "In a world where bullies torment kids on social media to devastating effect on a regular basis with insults and name calling, it is sad to see our president engaging in the very same behavior himself.

First off, that's not bullying. That's just talking shit. Sticks, stones, and all that. Guys talk shit to each other all the time, usually in an affectionate ribbing context, but, OK, sometimes not.

Second, notice how you never hear alpha males - or even beta males - whining about being bullied? Ever wonder why that was?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (Z1eux)

60 Eh, we already had a very lengthy and very graphic lecture about menstruation in all its bloody glory a while back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

Okay, I'll take your word for it, but I really doubt you've heard the worst.

Keep it up.

And brace yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:50 PM (7UW64)

Hey, that started in the last thread, please keep it there. We don't need it here. Tyvm.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (r3KsD)

61 *horses whinneying and neighing*

Posted by: Frau Blucher at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (6dFYM)

62 CNN: What's the impact of drinking a dozen diet cokes a day?

PDT: Winning, yo!

Posted by: H. Solo at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (EzdLW)

63 55 Arf!

Arf!

Posted by: Lassie - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (sNwPN)

You and Gloria, both go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (7UW64)

64 18 Apples are yummy
Posted by: Choo Choo Joey at December 11, 2017 07:46 PM (8ikIW)

--That's paste, not applesauce.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (GsAUU)

65 Coke's is also wrong. Cokes.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2017 07:47 PM (QCX64)

What you want proper English along with factual reporting? You know WHO else wanted that?!?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (SiINZ)

66 Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6UUkkOmgo
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:48 PM (Z1eux)

Never gets old.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

67 Good thing we have you here to remind us Som!

Why do you think he can't sleep? He's haunted by the memory, seared into his brain as if ravaged in a manner reminiscent of Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (39g3+)

68 I believe CNN is saying, "quit using an effective tactic against us! Your predecessors never did."

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (dEefA)

69 Also... Trump strikes me as old school.

At some point, he could snap and say "You think I"m being mean to you? I'll show you what mean is."

And then pull their FCC licenses.

/OMG. That is super hawt.

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (aT+Bx)

70 And these imbeciles all have kollidge degrees?"

And loans. That they want you to cover.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (MINbv)

71 End Of The Month song? You people are sick twisted freaks!! But okay, I'll play it for you . . .

Posted by: John Valby at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (QLvwG)

72 The stupidity level here floors me.

And yet, here you are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (tRaq7)

73 51 Stelter basically wants the freedom to attack, demean, mock, and sneer at Republicans without them fighting back. You know, like in the good old days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 07:51 PM (39g3+)

Bottom line: ~~journalists~~ reporters want the Yalu River to be observed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (Z1eux)

74 Brooke Baldwin could almost be hawt if she didn't always look like she's been dusted with nutmeg.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (EzdLW)

75

"Oh, Wilbur!"

Posted by: Mr. Ed - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (sNwPN)

76 CNN takes a break from calling Trump LITERALLY HITLER to decry name-calling.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (FTXAT)

77 CNN spends half of its time telling us that reporters are courageous heroes who rush into the fire

I saw a trailer for a new movie last night. It is called "The Post" starring Tom Hanks and Merril Streep. It seems to be about the Pentagon papers. It was full of "we're so dedicated to the truth that we don't care if we go to jail --
Barf.

I definitely plan to NOT see it.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (T71PA)

78 43 President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke's each day. What exactly does that do to his body?

Wow, what hard hitting reporting. Have they figured out how much salt he puts on his food?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (SiINZ)

--Trump is high energy. No doubt a lot of caffeine.

Not touching the booze also helps.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 07:54 PM (GsAUU)

79 So....Trump is hurting them.

You only cry when there's pain stimuli applied (Or on a really bad hair day), so...good.

Keep it up, Trump. It's working.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 07:54 PM (xJa6I)

80 Arf!

Arf!

Posted by: Lassie

Shit! Timmy fell down the well again!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 07:54 PM (rGtm/)

81 The CryBully term never was more applicable...the media has now become CryBullies.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 07:54 PM (r3KsD)

82 "President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke's each day. "

Idiots! Plural is COKES! COKES! COKES!

Posted by: Virus at December 11, 2017 07:54 PM (hyZqB)

83 And these imbeciles all have kollidge degrees?"

And loans. That they want you to cover.
---

Nah.

They want you to completely forgive the loans. And by you I mean "let's make American taxpayers who are fiscally responsible to cough up some of their 401K savings for this."

You know... a gimme.

Because "snowflakes."

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (aT+Bx)

84 Bitches get itches.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (YinAC)

85 80. 'Timmy not fall down well, but is there.' - V. V. Putin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

86 Shouldn't it be Diets Coke like Attorneys General?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

87 Coke's is also wrong. Cokes.

No, it's Cokeses. Cokeses!

Posted by: Gollum at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (EzdLW)

88 You know, like in the Bush era"

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (MINbv)

89 Eh, we already had a very lengthy and very graphic lecture about menstruation in all its bloody glory a while back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

I think among the reasons men are horrified by menstruation is that bleeding that much to them signifies a serious injury. Even compound fractures of the leg don't bleed all that much, and God knows they're bad enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (Z1eux)

90 Speaking of Lassie, our fricking border collie is smarter than crap. We joke that he is saying "What's that, Timmy fell down the well?" But he is VERY smart at communicating very specific things.

Scary smart. Like Timmy is wearing a blue sweater and he has just 12 minutes in the well.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (jHrzU)

91 They want you to completely forgive the loans. And by you I mean "let's make American taxpayers who are fiscally responsible to cough up some of their 401K savings for this."

No, silly. They're just gonna print more money. See how easy this is?

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (2WfB0)

92 Why do you think he can't sleep? He's haunted by the memory, seared into his brain as if ravaged in a manner reminiscent of Jenjis Khan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 07:52 PM (39g3+)

*thousand yard stare*

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

93 81 The CryBully term never was more applicable...the media has now become CryBullies.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 07:54 PM (r3KsD)

Do they really want sympathy?

Talk about attention whores.

Maybe if one of them actually went out and discovered something that not everybody knew, or found something out on their own rather than being handed it at a press conference, I might consider them journalists.

But as it is, they are nothing but regurgitating toddlers 2 hours past their nap, with full diapers and no faceplug.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (7UW64)

94 The stupidity level here floors me.

And yet, here you are.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 07:53 PM (tRaq7)

Oh, that came out wrong. I meant the stupid level in the ARTICLE...that "here". Not the "here" as in Ace.

Gotta watch that phrasing. Eeks.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (r3KsD)

95 Where did these imbeciles get the impression they're both elite and heroic?
But it does seem the media is being driven to suicide tweet by tweet and word by word.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (nBr1j)

96 But shibumi, liberals really don't want to hear that they're wrong, or that they need to be "fixed." We need to become famous on-air personalities like Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz, and just feed the toddlers pablum.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (FQKBL)

97 President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke's each day. What exactly does that do to his body?

Well, whatever it does, it seems to work better twelve gin & tonics, doesn't it? Hey, but at least she has a perma-smile on her face.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (zu3jZ)

98 Also... Trump strikes me as old school.

At some point, he could snap and say "You think I"m being mean to you? I'll show you what mean is."

And then pull their FCC licenses.

/OMG. That is super hawt.
Posted by: shibumi

Wood inducing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (rGtm/)

99 I love that scene from Way of the Gun but the rest of the movie falls so short of its promise. Like they had that one scene and went "we should make a movie" but smoked pot the rest of the time they were supposed to be plotting.

The characters never ever lived up to that promise or attitude the rest of the film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (39g3+)

100
"Arf"
She said

Posted by: Evelyn, a modified dog at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

101 91. Yep. Trillion dollar coin, redux.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

102 CNN spends half of its time telling us that reporters are courageous heroes who rush into the fire

Just like Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (Z1eux)

103 I think among the reasons men are horrified by menstruation is that bleeding that much to them signifies a serious injury. Even compound fractures of the leg don't bleed all that much, and God knows they're bad enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (Z1eux)

Could be. I'm not at all squeamish though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

104 No different than antifa pussies taunting officers and then crumpling like a dixie cup and crying brutality when they get a little shove.

Posted by: navybrat at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (w7KSn)

105 Sorry--you are all wrong. It's the ablative, to the proper spelling is Diet Cokorum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (oLgfC)

106 I have never had a Diet Coke that I can recall, but I'm sure as hell going to start drinking them now.

Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)

107 Oh, that came out wrong. I meant the stupid level in the ARTICLE...that "here". Not the "here" as in Ace.

Gotta watch that phrasing. Eeks.

OK then. *picks up penalty flag*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (tRaq7)

108 Brooke Baldwin could almost be hawt if she didn't always look like she's been dusted with nutmeg."

Ah, that's not a bad thing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (MINbv)

109 You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.

That's Pulitzer stuff right there.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (LAe3v)

110 104 No different than antifa pussies taunting officers and then crumpling like a dixie cup and crying brutality when they get a little shove.
Posted by: navybrat at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (w7KSn)

Pfft. You think that's bad, watch a European soccer match sometime.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

111 Do they really want sympathy?

It's in the dictionary, right in between "shit" and "syphilis." (The old joke.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (Z1eux)

112 OT: My deplorable cookbook just shipped! Can't wait to see it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (xJa6I)

113 Igor are you telling me I put Abby Normal's brain in CNN?

Posted by: Dr Frankensteen at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (6dFYM)

114 You know, I seem to remember a time in the murky past when CNN International actually seemed better than CNN. Must be misremembering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (ZgKFD)

115 So I'm always a week behind the rest of the world on things, but has anyone else in the Horde watched the video of the cop in Arizona basically assassinating that Daniel Shaver guy?

The video left me deeply disturbed and quite irate. Incidents like that remind me of why the Founders were so adamant that we be able to defend ourselves against a tyrannical government.

Dude was literally crying and begging for his life on his knees when they popped him with an AR. Insanity.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (ubJwS)

116 I bet he doesn't drink a dozen a day. Why would I?

What does CNN have that my half-assed guesses do not?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (rnAwa)

117 I'm late to the party here. The way I heard it, two CNN chicks are snorting 12 lines of coke off the the glass desk top. Is that right?

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (Pqytn)

118 Ace>and by the way, not only do 99% of them never rush into any kind of fire

Only the ones the light.

Posted by: golfman at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (nVcge)

119 Pssst, Mr. President. Try Coke Zero. Much better than Diet Coke.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (2NqXo)

120 That's Fronk en steen...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (MINbv)

121 Sorry--you are all wrong. It's the ablative, to the proper spelling is Diet Cokorum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (oLgfC)

That's not ablative, it's genital.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (jHrzU)

122 Pfft. You think that's bad, watch a European soccer match sometime.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

Now you've done it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YStuNiouiW4

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (Z1eux)

123 112 OT: My deplorable cookbook just shipped! Can't wait to see it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (xJa6I)
------
Hope you like it!

Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)

124 Why doesn't Trump just spin around, bend over and take it up the ass like Bush?

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (LnOh3)

125 basicly, hero nose on, hero nose off.

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (TlvUt)

126 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (Z1eux)

Hey, I'm a woman and I don't like the topic either. Gah.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (r3KsD)

127 "...video of the cop in Arizona basically assassinating that Daniel Shaver guy? "

I saw it.
Disgusting. That was murder.
How did the jury not see that?
I hear they didn't.

Posted by: navybrat at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (w7KSn)

128 You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.

That's Pulitzer stuff right there.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (LAe3v)

129 115 So I'm always a week behind the rest of the world on things, but has anyone else in the Horde watched the video of the cop in Arizona basically assassinating that Daniel Shaver guy?

The video left me deeply disturbed and quite irate. Incidents like that remind me of why the Founders were so adamant that we be able to defend ourselves against a tyrannical government.

Dude was literally crying and begging for his life on his knees when they popped him with an AR. Insanity.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (ubJwS)

Yeah, that came up the last couple of nights. I'm all ranted out. Horrible, inexcusable and terrifying.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

130 104 No different than antifa pussies taunting officers and then crumpling like a dixie cup and crying brutality when they get a little shove.
Posted by: navybrat at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (w7KSn)
*************
If they don't we beat them with the ugly stick, so there is that.

Posted by: Most Cops at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (6dFYM)

131 President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke's each day. What exactly does that do to his body?

Well, whatever it does, it seems to work better twelve gin & tonics, doesn't it? Hey, but at least she has a perma-smile on her face.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 07:56 PM (zu3jZ)

--Churchill got a lot of shit done with beer, whiskey, and claret (all three in one day).

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)

132 Hey who's up for another interesting Obama administration - Fusion GPS link?

Shailagh Murray was a WaPo reporter until 2011. She then went to work in the communications shop of VP Joe Biden.

In 2015 she got promoted and went to work as a communications aide for Barack Hussein Obama and she stayed there until the end of his administration.

Shailagh is married to a guy named Neil King. Neil has been a longtime employee of Fusion GPS.

Anybody think that Obama didn't know what was going on from Day 1? Me neither.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

133 Coke's is also wrong. Cokes.

No, it's Cokeses. Cokeses!

Posted by: Gollum at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (EzdLW)

Isn't it a Latin word and would be Coki

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (SiINZ)

134 I like unsweetened iced tea. Perhaps with a splash of grape juice.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

135 124 Why doesn't Trump just spin around, bend over and take it up the ass like Bush?

++++++++

why doesn't trump whip it out and doink doink doink it in the conservative gop's asshole and eyeballs like McCain?

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:01 PM (TlvUt)

136 119 Pssst, Mr. President. Try Coke Zero. Much better than Diet Coke.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (2NqXo)

-- +1

And Coke Zero Vanilla to go with two scoops.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)

137 I had a friend who had a dog that behaved like this.

Every time you went over to his house with another dog, his dog would lie down, roll over, get an erection and pee all over himself while crying.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:01 PM (q3Awe)

138 I just think a bunch of reporters repeatedly stating how great they are and how heroic they are on twitter and their own news shows is just not very convincing. I mean, I'm sure they like to say that to each other over drinks after a gruelling day slightly rewriting press releases and Fusion GPS reports, but its not selling anything to anyone.

Having a talking head show on a news program made up of all reporters and anchors, discussing how great they are, is not compelling TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (39g3+)

139 122 Pfft. You think that's bad, watch a European soccer match sometime.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

Now you've done it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YStuNiouiW4
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (Z1eux)

Classic. "Destination fucked!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

140 -Churchill got a lot of shit done with beer, whiskey, and claret (all three in one day).

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)

Barry lived on coke and cock and he..well he did a lot of damage

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (SiINZ)

141 But shibumi, liberals really don't want to hear that they're wrong, or
that they need to be "fixed." We need to become famous on-air
personalities like Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz, and just feed the toddlers
pablum.
---

You're correct.

Let me rephrase my proposition.

Instead of psychology, we'll just print up a "life coach" certificate and create a website.

We can specialize in "Providing Positive Reinforcement for Correct Thinking Liberals in a Hostile Deplorable Environment."

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)

142 Trump's 12 diet cokes.....bad.

Chris Matthews 12 Jack and Diet Ckoe.....breakfast.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (/HC6x)

143 You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.

I have the sudden urge to listen to "Flirtin' with Disaster."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (oLgfC)

144 Or this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxzLEqI-qE

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (Z1eux)

145 130 104 No different than antifa pussies taunting officers and then crumpling like a dixie cup and crying brutality when they get a little shove.
Posted by: navybrat at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (w7KSn)
*************
If they don't we beat them with the ugly stick, so there is that.

+++++++
+++++++++++++

akkkkshuallly....it goes more like the police wink-wink let the anti-fa attack normals until the normals fightz back and kick the anti-fas ass, at which point the police arrest based-stick man.

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (TlvUt)

146 So I'm always a week behind the rest of the world on things, but has anyone else in the Horde watched the video of the cop in Arizona basically assassinating that Daniel Shaver guy?

Insty did a post on that earlier. I didn't watch the video because my BP's high enough already.

There were an awful lot of pissed off people in that thread including yours truly. All of those bastard cops should be serving time for 1st degree murder.

There was no excuse for that. None whatsoever.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 08:02 PM (tRaq7)

147 Churchill got a lot of shit done with beer, whiskey, and claret (all three in one day).

=====================

And champagne. Lots of champagne.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:03 PM (Pqytn)

148 I had a friend who had a dog that behaved like this.

Every time you went over to his house with another dog, his dog
would lie down, roll over, get an erection and pee all over himself
while crying.

---

So, your friends dog was a beta male snowflake pamaja boy?

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 08:03 PM (aT+Bx)

149 127 "...video of the cop in Arizona basically assassinating that Daniel Shaver guy? "

I saw it.
Disgusting. That was murder.
How did the jury not see that?
I hear they didn't.
Posted by: navybrat at December 11, 2017 08:00 PM (w7KSn)

I don't believe they did. Also, the judge excluded the fact that the officer who killed Shaver had "You're Fucked" engraved on the inside of his rifle's ejection port cover.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

150 136 119 Pssst, Mr. President. Try Coke Zero. Much better than Diet Coke.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (2NqXo)

-- +1

And Coke Zero Vanilla to go with two scoops.

++++++++++++++

ackkkkshualllyyyyy....trump should start IF'ing while kratomizing!

but then the world would be collapsed as teh god-king became further embiggened and swole.

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (TlvUt)

151 Barry lived on coke and cock and he..well he did a lot of damage

Don't forget the weed. Bales, and bales of top grade chiba.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (39g3+)

152 Son just sent this to my husband. Pretty funny!

Trump vs Talking Heads (the band)

http://tinyurl.com/ybwa7mh4

Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (Enq6K)

153 Dude was literally crying and begging for his life on his knees when they popped him with an AR. Insanity.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 11, 2017 07:59 PM (ubJwS)

Shot him like a dog, they did.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (jHrzU)

154 I seem to remember President Jug Ears attacking Fox News without much moaning by the rest of the media. And that was unusual because he usually had them moaning and begging for more.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

155 134 I like unsweetened iced tea. Perhaps with a splash of grape juice.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

I like quittin' time and a cold one, but that's another hour or so.

OT: Job interview today. Odds on fav, I think, since its only open to current state employees, and there just aren't many architects around who are in state work and underemployed. They could go engineer, but when they asked why they should hire me, I told them because I was clearly the best candidate. They laughed, too.

So, triple my current salary and job security. I'll take it!

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (7UW64)

156 I think among the reasons men are horrified by menstruation is that bleeding that much to them signifies a serious injury. Even compound fractures of the leg don't bleed all that much, and God knows they're bad enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 07:55 PM (Z1eux)

Could be. I'm not at all squeamish though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

My experience has been that men whom had sisters growing up are not fazed by it. At all. It quite surprised me. Especially when they had 2 or more sisters.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (r3KsD)

157 Brian Seltzer's tampons are itchier than anybody's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

158 -Churchill got a lot of shit done with beer, whiskey, and claret (all three in one day).

Yes, but he was a great man.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (JpBi9)

159 Now you're talking, shibumi! You obviously know the right lingo; we'll be making the big bucks in no time.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (FQKBL)

160 >>So, your friends dog was a beta male snowflake pamaja boy?

Yep.

He could have done the AM show on CNN.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (q3Awe)

161 drumpf's cheeto mini-fingers's 12 cokes is bad but when I have 1`2 lines of coke, cnn says nothing. sad.

i have no idea who i am mocking anymore

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (TlvUt)

162 Twelve vodkas are totes fine, tho.

Posted by: The Hildebeest at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

163 150. Kratom? That's a funny name for 'water of life,' extracted from the gall bladder of a drowned sandworm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (fA1SL)

164 My cookbooks came today! They're GLORIOUS!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 11, 2017 08:06 PM (mMeIQ)

165 OUT: Two scoops!

IN: Twelve Cokes!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

166 Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (7UW64)

Good luck! Always a good thing when you can make them laugh.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:06 PM (r3KsD)

167 Yes, but he was a great man.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (JpBi9)

===========================
That reminds me. "The Darkest Hour" opens for general release on Dec. 22. It's already in limited release.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:06 PM (Pqytn)

168 I seem to remember President Jug Ears attacking Fox News without much moaning by the rest of the media.

spying on them, siccing the IRS on them, locking one up in jail for causing Benghazi. Yeah, the media has it rough now!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:06 PM (JpBi9)

169 'anyone else in the Horde watched the video of the cop in Arizona basically assassinating that Daniel Shaver guy? '

Yes I saw it and thought it was way over the line. Those guys should not be cops.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

170 My experience has been that men whom had sisters growing up are not fazed by it. At all. It quite surprised me.

I never had sisters but it doesn't bother me. I understand its pretty rough on the ladies sometimes, though. I had a girlfriend I spent a lot of time just giving her back rubs certain days of the month, poor girl. Endometriosis I think its called?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:07 PM (39g3+)

171 Trump ran rings around the FAB. Sounds like Donny Twelve-Cokes is doin' just fine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

172 I don't believe they did. Also, the judge excluded the fact that the officer who killed Shaver had "You're Fucked" engraved on the inside of his rifle's ejection port cover.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

Jury was not allowed to see body cam footage.

I am not sure how that works - Som you are a law talking guy perhaps you can make sense of it. I remember first I heard of something like that was when these kids in NC killed Michael Jordan's dad. Then they videotaped themselves in his car and with Jordan's championship rings.

Their attorney kept that video out of the trial because it would be prejudicial.

Because, yes, filming yourself saying "yeah I did it" pretty much makes you look guilty.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:07 PM (jHrzU)

173 It would sure be nice to see CNNs press credentials pulled in front of the entire news corps. Even more so to see that insufferable hack Acosta physically removed from the briefing room.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2017 08:07 PM (XGGts)

174 154 I seem to remember President Jug Ears attacking Fox News without much moaning by the rest of the media. And that was unusual because he usually had them moaning and begging for more.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

You are correct sir!! So, I guess he is a bully too then. By media/crybully logic.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:08 PM (r3KsD)

175 Brian Stetler is a fucking worm.

He has a top 5 punchable face.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2017 08:08 PM (CE8Yx)

176 Its not just CNN...

MSN EVERY day has multiple stories about how Trump is Failing... how everything is chaos... how everyone ALWAYS hates him... how they are in constant Crises Mode...

Based of course, on anonymous sources...

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at December 11, 2017 08:08 PM (NgKpN)

177 Now you're talking, shibumi! You obviously know the right lingo; we'll be making the big bucks in no time.
---

And I know exactly where we can spend our hard earned liberal dollars:

An island... with a little person... with a tan... and dark hair... in a white suit..."Welcome to Deplorables Island....."

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

178 I do think at a certain point you've drunk enough diet coke.

Posted by: Barry H Obama at December 11, 2017 08:08 PM (EzdLW)

179 There's also aquavit. But that's an acquired taste.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:09 PM (Pqytn)

180 Maybe The goal of PDT's tweet was to goad CNN into having an on-air discussion of Don Lemon's brilliance. That would be some South Park Kanye West Fish Sticks comedy.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (JyFLk)

181 I think Acosta should be shut out of the press room specifically, the guy exists only to self aggrandize. He's so determined to get his own show, but he acts like every time a camera is nearby its the Jim Acosta show.

The fact he's not gotten anywhere in his dream suggests he's pretty toxic in CNN as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (39g3+)

182 >>>Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women."

I take it this is based on Sally's personal feelings towards women? Sally is an idiot to think that those feelings can be generalized and projected onto all men.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (/qEW2)

183

>>>Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women."

Most. Hate.<<<

Well, it's probably true that most men hate Sally Kohnhead.

But I suspect most would also not ever sexually harass her.

Not even with Harvey Weinstein's, or Al Franken's, or Bill Clinton's, or (insert any Lefty shithead's name)'s dick.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (WlG0e)

184 19 Love the series, "The Crown"

and I LOVE the FLAMING SKULLS here

Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (CXrpl)

185 174 154 I seem to remember President Jug Ears attacking Fox News without much moaning by the rest of the media. And that was unusual because he usually had them moaning and begging for more.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

You are correct sir!! So, I guess he is a bully too then. By media/crybully logic.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:08 PM (r3KsD)

Pretty sure ol' Juggy is only a bully when he thinks everyone has his back.

Will be fun to watch him fade from the scene over time, as he realizes he is the little shit we told him he was, and he becomes less relevant to his adoring herds.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (7UW64)

186 Its not just CNN...

MSN EVERY day has multiple stories about how Trump is Failing... how
everything is chaos... how everyone ALWAYS hates him... how they are in
constant Crises Mode...

FUD.

Fear.
Uncertainty.
Doubt.

They're losing everywhere, that's all they have left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

187 Sheesh. Tough crowd. I give evidence that Obama was tied to Fusion GPS during the campaign and nothing?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

188 There's also aquavit. But that's an acquired taste.

It seems like every nation in Europe has a godawful liquorice flavored liquor from what I've seen on Booze Traveler.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:11 PM (39g3+)

189 BOOBS!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 08:11 PM (O5Q3r)

190 You guys are just upset because they're too pure.

Pure what? I don't think Chris has yet told us. But never mind, that question is H8.

Posted by: George LeS at December 11, 2017 08:11 PM (+TcCF)

191 Not even with Harvey Weinstein's, or Al Franken's, or Bill Clinton's, or (insert any Lefty shithead's name)'s dick.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 08:10 PM (WlG0e)

Speaking of which, do you suppose there is anything left of those, after all the nasty critters and bugs they have to have gotten over the years?

I mean, there is some sort of limit on the effectiveness of penicillin, I suspect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:12 PM (7UW64)

192 158 -Churchill got a lot of shit done with beer, whiskey, and claret (all three in one day).

Yes, but he was a great man.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:05 PM (JpBi9)

--Same goes for Trump.

First of all, men his age don't need the full eight hours of sleep us 29 year-olds do.

Second, well, he's Not just Type A, but more like AAAA.

His mind and stamina have extra gears most people's don't.

That's why he went straight for the White House at his age.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:12 PM (GsAUU)

193 Fusion CNN
Fusion MSNBC
Fusion WaPo
Fusion NBC
Fusion ABC
Fusion CBS

We do the oppo research, you decide!

Posted by: Fusion MFM at December 11, 2017 08:12 PM (EzdLW)

194 Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women.

Its projection; she hates men, so she figures they must reciprocate. Few lesbians fail to hate men. Its odd because while some male homosexuals hate women a lot get along fine with them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

195 Diet Coke is a helluva drug.

Posted by: zombie Rick James, CNN contributor at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (WlG0e)

196 190 You guys are just upset because they're too pure.

Pure what? I don't think Chris has yet told us. But never mind, that question is H8.

Posted by: George LeS at December 11, 2017 08:11 PM (+TcCF)

Pure, unadulterated bullshit, except for that dash of horseshit on the side.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (7UW64)

197 #188

It seems like every nation in Europe has a godawful liquorice flavored liquor from what I've seen on Booze Traveler.
=======================

Wait. There's a reality TV series titled "Booze Traveler"?'.....??

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (Pqytn)

198 That reminds me. "The Darkest Hour" opens for general release on Dec. 22. It's already in limited release.
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:06 PM (Pqytn)

--I still have not seen Dunkirk.

I'll wait until I can have a double-feature of those.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU)

199 Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:10

That was very good detective work.

However, Chicago Jesus is immune from any and all future prosecution for anything, so moot really.

Just like the FAB and Billy Jeff.

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (aT+Bx)

200 Its projection; she hates men, so she figures they must reciprocate. Few lesbians fail to hate men. Its odd because while some male homosexuals hate women a lot get along fine with them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

Lots of lesbians don't care for straight women, either. I suspect that is probably envy, at the root.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:14 PM (7UW64)

201 Two scoops in each diet Coke float.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

202 "I give evidence that Obama was tied to Fusion GPS during the campaign and nothing?"

I don't think it's more than anyone already assumed.

Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:14 PM (7d/38)

203 Mollie Hemingway on with TuCa, discussing Trump's fake news contest tweet

Posted by: H. Solo at December 11, 2017 08:15 PM (EzdLW)

204 179 There's also aquavit. But that's an acquired taste.
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:09 PM (Pqytn)

--France has an Eau de Vie. I can't recall which, but the bottle has a plant in it for flavor. When my parents would bring it back from France, it did not get consumed very quickly (~190 proof IIRC).

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:15 PM (GsAUU)

205 CNN is a bully. Remember when they went after the kid that made the gif of when Trump beat up Vince McMahon in the WWE and he put the CNN logo over his face. They threatened to dox the guy but won't since he said he's sorry.

They're a bully whining that they went after a kid that hit them for their behavior and want that guy punished so they can get back to bullying.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:16 PM (lKs2v)

206 Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women.

I swear, people just say whatever they want, with no facts, and b/c they are on TV or at a news station, people take it as fact.

Bizarro land. What a bunch of twaddle and poppycock.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:16 PM (r3KsD)

207 >>>Speaking of which, do you suppose there is anything
left of those, after all the nasty critters and bugs they have to have
gotten over the years?

I mean, there is some sort of limit on the effectiveness of penicillin, I suspect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:12 PM (7UW64)<<<

It's true. I can't do anything more for them.

Posted by: an indifferent penicillin at December 11, 2017 08:16 PM (WlG0e)

208 >>However, Chicago Jesus is immune from any and all future prosecution for anything, so moot really.

He'll never get prosecuted but these links should be exposed. The left has been in bed with these scum merchants peddling fake news and creating narratives and that was a huge reason for their success.

And it also helps prove that people were aware of the fake Russia dossier at the highest levels of the Obama administration and Clinton campaign. They all knew.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:16 PM (/tuJf)

209 Gillibrand believes the accusers. Just like she believed Mattress Girl. In fact, she tried to help Mattress Girl railroad her boyfriend, even though she sent the guy a thousand emails begging for sex and proving his innocence over and over. But that didn't stop Sen. Man-hater.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2017 08:16 PM (Ndje9)

210 Leaders should lead by example.

-- Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 11, 2017

That's some sentence, there. I guess they give bonuses for redundancy at CNN.

Runners should run, workers should work, teachers should teach, winners should win, losers should lose, drivers should drive, miners should mine ... and reporters should report.

... and little lambs eat ivy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (8gDQu)

211 Wait. There's a reality TV series titled "Booze Traveler"?'.....??

Yeah its pretty fun. History, geography, local culture and a super charming and fun Boston Irish bartender hosting it. Worth checking out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (39g3+)

212 201 Two scoops in each diet Coke float.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

--Beat ya to that last thread.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)

213 'sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women. '

But we love their boobs!

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

214 Do you think Brian Stelter has that cliche movie clip voice in his head when he writes "In a world that..."?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 11, 2017 08:19 PM (hUqh+)

215 ... and little lambs eat ivy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (8gDQu)

And Brian should eat a BOD.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:19 PM (7UW64)

216 It seems like every nation in Europe has a godawful liquorice flavored liquor from what I've seen on Booze Traveler.
=======================

Wait. There's a reality TV series titled "Booze Traveler"?'.....??
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:13 PM (Pqytn)

If licorice has you bored, try Aquavit w/ caraway.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 08:19 PM (Eu5eZ)

217 post 47 reminded me of Cromwell's damning Dissolution speech:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/hryhcfu

"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice;..."

I, for one, love Oliver Cromwell's take on the matter

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at December 11, 2017 08:19 PM (uU9xW)

218 When you punch the bully in the face and the bully cries to his momma...those tears are delicious.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:19 PM (eIQHF)

219 but will cry if they're forced to leave their air-conditioned offices

That's if they can get past the maglock.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:19 PM (yM/Yl)

220 Interesting...

Shaver was White, and the cop got away with gunning him down...

Can we Riot now?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (NgKpN)

221 **** I don't think it's more than anyone already assumed.

Yeah, I'm wondering "who's idea was it?" "Who drafted up the actual plan?" "Powerpoint?" "Where do you meet to go over something like that?"

"Hey hon? We were kicking this idea around over in the West Wing today. We really could use your help."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (JyFLk)

222 Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women.

====================================

That's not true, of course. Most men hate womens' divorce attorneys.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (Pqytn)

223 Weird looked up that Eau de Vie and they sell with it an actual pear inside the bottle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (4ErVI)

224 213 'sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women. '

But we love their boobs!
Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

--Decorum precludes me from dropping the punchline to "What's the definition of a woman?"

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (GsAUU)

225 I think Sally dearest has some daddy issues, and perhaps should have brought charges.

Instead, she's foisting her issues upon us, and regaling us with her brokenness. It's tedious at best, and obnoxious most often.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (7UW64)

226 The only women I hate are the bitchy leftist ones.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 11, 2017 08:20 PM (aMlLZ)

227 Sally, why don't pretty girls every say that stuff? It's always the hags, the snaggletooth's, that grip that grudge.

Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 08:21 PM (EaQ6/)

228 @tcn in AK

Congrats and good luck

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:21 PM (xJa6I)

229 Evening all.

Another free meal...People keep picking up the checks for me this week. I must be living right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 08:21 PM (U23cF)

230 Sally is just jealous that the men around her do the butch look better.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 11, 2017 08:22 PM (G8B7r)

231 Leaders should lead by example.

Reminds me of our "red line" leader. If you cross this red line...I will...well...I will do nothing. B/c leaders back down. I don't want to bully Syria for using biological weapons on their people. (It was some sort of poisonous gas, yes?)

Trump did not back down. Oh crap, now screen is getting blurry when I remember that poor baby convulsing. That is seared in my brain.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:22 PM (r3KsD)

232 >>I don't think it's more than anyone already assumed.

There's a big difference between assumption and proof.

The left assumes Trump colluded with Russia. We have proof that the Obama administration, at many levels including the highest, along with he Clinton campaign colluded with Fusion GPS and Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

233 That's not Sally talking. It's the Penis Envy.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (q3Awe)

234 Sally, why don't pretty girls every say that stuff? It's always the hags, the snaggletooth's, that grip that grudge.

Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 08:21 PM (EaQ6/)

Don't forget the Hagravens, seahags, and Gorgons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (aMlLZ)

235 A senior Justice Department official demoted last week for concealing his meetings with the men behind the anti-Trump dossier had even closer ties to Fusion GPS, the firm responsible for the incendiary document, than have been disclosed, Fox News has confirmed: The officials wife worked for Fusion GPS during the 2016 election.

???

And this witch hunt by mueller is allowed to go on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (U23cF)

236 I am not sure how that works - Som you are a law talking guy perhaps you can make sense of it. I remember first I heard of something like that was when these kids in NC killed Michael Jordan's dad. Then they videotaped themselves in his car and with Jordan's championship rings.

Their attorney kept that video out of the trial because it would be prejudicial.

Because, yes, filming yourself saying "yeah I did it" pretty much makes you look guilty.
Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:07 PM (jHrzU)

It's basically at the judge's discretion to exclude otherwise relevant evidence if he thinks the prejudicial nature outweighs its probative value. For example, Federal Rule of Evidence 403 provides:

"The court may exclude relevant evidence if its probative value is substantially outweighed by a danger of one or more of the following: unfair prejudice, confusing the issues, misleading the jury, undue delay, wasting time, or needlessly presenting cumulative evidence."

State rules of evidence have some variation of this as well. So basically it all hinges on whether the judge is a pinhead or not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

237 I hate you Sally, but are you a woman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (IqV8l)

238 210 Leaders should lead by example.

-- Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 11, 2017

That's some sentence, there. I guess they give bonuses for redundancy at CNN.

Runners should run, workers should work, teachers should teach, winners should win, losers should lose, drivers should drive, miners should mine ... and reporters should report.

... and little lambs eat ivy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (8gDQu)

Mares eat oats

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (xJa6I)

239 They need one of those social worker dolls to show where the bad man made them feel unsafe.

Posted by: Don Lemon Squeezy Lemon at December 11, 2017 08:24 PM (2X7pN)

240 So did the banana meet the EU specifications for a banana?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2017 08:24 PM (eN2PK)

241 223. Kruskovac - it's a luxury thing.

True slavs have vodka. Slivo for special occasions.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

242 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

http://tinyurl.com/ycwthebk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (39g3+)

243
Mares eat oats
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (xJa6I)

And does eat goats

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

244 Sally Kohn Gel

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (Pqytn)

245 ISO9000 banana

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (IqV8l)

246 No wonder Sessions is getting a slow start - it seems the whole place is riddled with leftists.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (yM/Yl)

247 243
Mares eat oats
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (xJa6I)

And does eat goats
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

Goats....now that's a good meal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (xJa6I)

248 ... and little lambs eat ivy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (8gDQu)

Mares eat oats
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (xJa6I)

Does eat oats.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (G8B7r)

249 >>Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

The Paolo, he wishes you ladies good luck with that.

Posted by: Paolo at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (q3Awe)

250 242 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

http://tinyurl.com/ycwthebk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:25 PM (39g3+)

--As long as sperm meets egg, the patriarchy will go on.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)

251 A kid'll eat ivy, too.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Pqytn)

252 Weird looked up that Eau de Vie and they sell with it an actual pear inside the bottle.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Yes, smells good when you open the bottle. Don't drink it.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (yM/Yl)

253 236. 'No, motion denied!' - Judge Pinhead, just before a hundred barbed hooks fly out from all directions.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

254 'fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down. '

Oh lordy aint this a topsey turvey world

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

255 We have proof that the Obama administration, at many levels including the highest, along with he Clinton campaign colluded with Fusion GPS and Russia.

But that's not collusion collusion.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:27 PM (5AW5H)

256 Man, people are total pinheads about net neutrality. It is like the END OF THE INTERNET!!!!! that a 2 year old set of rules is being rolled back.

Pinheads.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:27 PM (jHrzU)

257 All this stuff the Alabama lawyer is saying to Tucker . . . was this all when Roy Moore was a Democrat?

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

258 Dear feminazis, go read your Lysistrata.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2017 08:28 PM (eN2PK)

259 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

Who cares

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:28 PM (yM/Yl)

260 252. This is true of slivo. Smells like plums - tastes like kerosene, burns like a torch-wielding dwarf is marching down your throat. Good stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:28 PM (fA1SL)

261 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

Feminists. Hmm. If you fake it, and you're the only one there, aren't you going to know you're faking it?

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:28 PM (5AW5H)

262 Yes. The Daniel Shaver shooting is a travesty and reflects badly on police everywhere.

Chief Ramon Batista
130 North Robson
Mesa, Arizona 85201

Lobby Hours: M-F/8a-5p

Mailing Address:
P.O. Box 1466
Mesa, Arizona 85211-1466

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 08:29 PM (kUotE)

263 HaHa THAT was exciting: my wife opened the front door to go for a walk, and a little Redpoll (bird) that roosts in the lighted garland around our front door, decided it was far too windy outside. Spent the last 15 minutes shooing him out w/blankets. I got pics of him perched in our Christmas tree, and making little tweets. He was lucky our female kitty Bonnie wasn't inside, or it would have been a short night for him.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 08:29 PM (ty7RM)

264 'fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down. '

These people are too stupid to be allowed to live...

Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:29 PM (7d/38)

265 Did this Selter pussy really pull the bullied card? As John McEnroe would say:

You can't be serious!!

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

266 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

How educated would you have to be to be that stupid?

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:30 PM (jHrzU)

267 The Dem lawyer who got ripped by Steyn is back for more punishment

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

268 Snowflakes vs Cenobites?

Go Cenobites.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2017 08:30 PM (eN2PK)

269 I just looked Sally Kohn. Not quite what I expected, but she seems a fine-looking fellow.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:30 PM (5AW5H)

270 Yes, smells good when you open the bottle. Don't drink it.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (yM/Yl)

I see lots of images of bottles and even a couple of videos of them producing it, but I don't see anyone drinking it lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2017 08:31 PM (4ErVI)

271 Yes, smells good when you open the bottle. Don't drink it.
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (yM/Yl)

--It's like paint thinner for your alimentary canal.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)

272 in a sane world, sally kohn would be in a fucking institution. wearing bunny slippers and playing chutes and ladders with joe biden.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)

273 When did the semi-literate start using an apostrophe after S to indicate plural instead of possessive? And why has it spread so far and wide?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:31 PM (LQLeS)

274 What's a summer whore? Never heard of it.

Heard some lib chatting about it.

Posted by: redenzo at December 11, 2017 08:32 PM (5wSNN)

275 and little lambs eat ivy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:17 PM (8gDQu)

Mares eat oats
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (xJa6I)

Does eat oats.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

A kiddley Divey Too, Wooden Shoe?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:32 PM (39g3+)

276 274 What's a summer whore? Never heard of it.

Heard some lib chatting about it.
Posted by: redenzo at December 11, 2017 08:32 PM (5wSNN)

--A mean way of saying summer fling?

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:33 PM (GsAUU)

277 Listening to the clip it seems like "Dr." Samantha Nazareth confessed that the worst a diet soda could do would be to cause certain individuals to rationalize overindulging on unhealthy foods because they were drinking a diet soda.

So really, no damage at all in and of itself. Only stupid, weak willed people might make bad choices that involve diet soda.

And given that Trump is a smart, strong willed man, he's not likely to fall into a rationalization trap like that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)

278 These f***ing liberals and their food shaming. Thank God President Trump doesn't drink...

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2017 08:33 PM (sfTG+)

279 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

Okay, am I the only one who saw the joke in the phrasing? Is this a real statement? I will have to scroll to the original post. I thought it was a play on words. Mind.in.gutter. I blame all of you. Sonobi.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:33 PM (r3KsD)

280 in a sane world, sally kohn would be in a fucking
institution. wearing bunny slippers and playing chutes and ladders with
joe biden.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)
======================
Sharing a private moment as they dip their fingers in the same jar of paste.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Pqytn)

281 To expand on what I said in an earlier post:

reddit has a very popular group called "politics," but it is really left wing propaganda. It seems like they release these headlines by the hundreds every hour, and a handful trickle up to main page. I scan the main page regularly and these are my observations.

- one category of posts is very common, and is "denial" propaganda. This is generally posted as "Even though Republicans think "X", here is why they are batshit insane."

- another category is "spin" propaganda: "All that winning Republicans are doing is a sure sign that they are losing"

- Then there is "chicken little": "If the Republicans get there way on [whatever] then *you* will never eat pizza again!"

- and finally, "nonsense": "Republicans want to take away women's right to drive!"

Often they are overlapping, but it is so regular, so predictable, and so repetitive that I have to believe it is organized. Like, some boiler room in Oakland CA with unpaid interns typing away to meet quotas. It has to be.

The main observation though is that they seem to be doing and A/B test on the site - they just pump away and notice what gets a lot of upvotes and comments. These are the ones that make it to the front page, and it is also indicative of what will be in the news cycle for the next day.

So at this point, I think they are manufacturing "memes" to keep control of the news cycle. It does not matter to them if it is fake, or insane, or trivial, as long as it gets attention.

So yes, I think CNN is actively generating fake news, or using fake news generated elsewhere, to control the news cycle thinking that is how they win. It is not how they win. It is how they get "likes" from their bffs. And also how they get Trump.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (LWu6U)

282 Another spread-far-and-wide error that makes me want to throw a wrench at my puter screen: "loose" in place of "lose."

Loose is when your shoelaces need to be tied.
Lose is when you don't win.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (LQLeS)

283 Never heard of Eau de Vie with a pear.

My peeps always brought it with a plant, as in a stalk with leaves. It may be that different regions varied on the plant, and that one was the favorite in Corsica.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

284 Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

So it's still a subjective call and depends on the judge's opinion. Unfortunately my faith in judge's opinions these days is next to nothing. I swear the Left invented legal logic.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

285 275. Reminds me of 'Ladle Rat Rotten Hut' a delightful and insane retelling of the old story, using fewer 'strategically necessary' and therefore heavily rationed words than the original.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

286 When did the semi-literate start using an apostrophe after S to indicate plural instead of possessive?

Before the s. I do it acronyms and trade names, but I don't know why. ABC's, LEGO's, stuff like that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:35 PM (8cvCt)

287 HaHa THAT was exciting: my wife opened the front door to go for a walk, and a little Redpoll (bird) that roosts in the lighted garland around our front door, decided it was far too windy outside. Spent the last 15 minutes shooing him out w/blankets. I got pics of him perched in our Christmas tree, and making little tweets. He was lucky our female kitty Bonnie wasn't inside, or it would have been a short night for him.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 08:29 PM (ty7RM

Submit to Pet Thread! I'd love to see the pics. I'd have let him stay in the tree...but I don't have a kitty. Great story. Ty.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 08:37 PM (r3KsD)

288 Sharing a private moment as they dip their fingers in the same jar of paste.

Now i'm getting an image of Lady and the Tramp, nibbling down the spaghetti. A blush, a coy look shared between them.

Often they are overlapping, but it is so regular, so predictable, and so repetitive that I have to believe it is organized. Like, some boiler room in Oakland CA with unpaid interns typing away to meet quotas. It has to be.

I'm sure of it, that this is something being worked on furiously by publicity teams and think tanks. And yeah, college students not being paid a penny for their efforts. Maybe some class credit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:37 PM (39g3+)

289

My coach swatted me on my future girl-ass in 1976.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 08:37 PM (sNwPN)

290 Sad that we won't see the proper, justified outrage since Daniel Shaver is the wrong color.

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 08:37 PM (kUotE)

291 Rogue v. Rouge. Ugh.

Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:37 PM (7d/38)

292 So really, no damage at all in and of itself. Only stupid, weak willed people might make bad choices that involve diet soda.

It's just something that didn't stick. Doesn't mean anything. They'll try something else tomorrow. A million monkeys spewing garbage.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (zu3jZ)

293 Does Larry King even know what he was groping?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

294 What's a summer whore? Never heard of it.

Heard some lib chatting about it.
Posted by: redenzo at December 11, 2017 08:32 PM (5wSNN)

Never heard of anything like that. If lefties are talking about it it must be another one of their new stupid and silly phrases.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (8gDQu)

295 From what I saw in the video, the cute little doctor kept her balance and didn't get sucked in to the 12 cans a day thing. She didn't confirm a single thing that the orange woman was prodding her towards. The large orange woman gave the petite doctor an icy goodbye.

Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (EaQ6/)

296 "CNN [Banana-girl] Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because 'most men hate women.'"

Well if there's a better authority on the relationship between Men and Women, I've not seen him/her.

Oh, wait, yes I have. Pretty much everyone I know.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (H8S+R)

297 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

Yeah. Like we'd care.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)

298 What's the frequency, Kenneth

It's time for this question to be asked again.

Often.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (z79tQ)

299 Anyone of a mind to should inform Muldoon and any and all other punsters of Ladle Rat Rotten Hut and other examples of Anguish Languish Litter a Chair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

300 #286 Yeah, I meant before the S. It's become an epidemic.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (LQLeS)

301 WTF are those candyasses at the Decision Desk doing?

Shouldn't we have an Alabammy Election Thread?

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (q3Awe)

302 259 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

Who cares
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:28 PM (yM/Yl)

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Well two can play that g....nevermind

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (vChNs)

303 Would the DOJ be going after Planned Parenthood if Hitlery were elected?

Stuff like this is why I'm being patient with Sessions.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

304 It's just something that didn't stick.

Yeah but I'm starting to think I speak a different language or something. How was it supposed to stick? What did they figure they were accomplishing? How is this news, why did it make it to the show? Were they hoping there's some weird connection to Alzheimer's or something?

I can't make the connection in my head, its like its in Swahili.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:41 PM (39g3+)

305 Why would you believe that PDT drinks 12 cokes a day? If tomorrow they said he ate 100 lbs of candy a day would you believe that?

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

306 Loose is when your shoelaces need to be tied.
Lose is when you don't win.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (LQLeS)

Ah, another high school graduate heard from.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (Z1eux)

307 301 WTF are those candyasses at the Decision Desk doing?

Shouldn't we have an Alabammy Election Thread?
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (q3Awe)

--Tomorrow.

But yeah, I hope they put up a thread.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (GsAUU)

308 No, most men hat sally kohn.

I imagine that to her, she has to conclude that men hat her specifically, or that men hate all women.

Keeping with the left's denialist tendencies, she decides the problem is the world, and not her.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (LWu6U)

309 Shouldn't we have an Alabammy Election Thread?

Aren't elections always on Tuesdays?

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (zu3jZ)

310 In defence of the media they were quick to leap to the defence of the right of people to criticize Emperor Purple Lips--wait, no they weren't.
Well then they did defend cake makers and others against the howling mobs of SJW scum--wait they didn't do that either.
Hmm. They do seem like witless cowards don't they?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (nBr1j)

311 What's a summer whore?

-
The summer whore
came blowin' in
from across the sea

- Zombie Frank Sinatra

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (+y/Ru)

312 Does Larry King even know what he was groping?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

The guy's been married like 27 times. For him, groping is a proposal.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (8gDQu)

313 >>Well two can play that g....nevermind

Well, sometimes it's enough already and you just want to get some sleep!

Posted by: Kramer at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (q3Awe)

314 CNN International: "President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke's each day. What exactly does that do to his body?"

Gives him extraordinary fuel to fart and burp in your general direction? To which I say he should drink more.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (H8S+R)

315 271 Yes, smells good when you open the bottle. Don't drink it.
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:26 PM (yM/Yl)

--It's like paint thinner for your alimentary canal.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)

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and that's why a wall-papered my alimentary canal

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (vChNs)

316 Latest feminist push: fake not having an orgasm to keep the patriarchy down.

I always.promise two screaming orgasms. I don't know how many they're having.

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (8ikIW)

317 And given that Trump is a smart, strong willed man, he's not likely to fall into a rationalization trap like that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

and a Billionaire with a private chef/nutritionist and a White House Chef watching his meals.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (yM/Yl)

318 >>Aren't elections always on Tuesdays?

It's not Tuesday?

Shit. I owe a few women an apology...no wonder they were so surprised!

Posted by: Kramer at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (q3Awe)

319 So it's still a subjective call and depends on the judge's opinion. Unfortunately my faith in judge's opinions these days is next to nothing. I swear the Left invented legal logic.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

Effectively, yes. They'll look at case precedent but judges get a great amount of latitude on admitting or excluding evidence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

320 Larry King dry humped Clara Bow.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

321 My favorite thing about doughboy Stelter is that his show is called Reliable Sources.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (/tuJf)

322 Maybe a summer whore is like a summer wind. - it comes blowing in, from across the sea....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8cBIbxDaY

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (LWu6U)

323 Great scoop CNN. Now ask the question, if crooked Hilary drinks 12 glasses of assorted booze a day, what does that do to her body?

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (3P5C1)

324 Yeah, I meant before the S. It's become an epidemic.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:40 PM (LQLeS)

I don't tend to use it but there are times when it makes sense - when you can't just add an "s" or "es".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (8gDQu)

325 CNN's Jim Acosta is a bully to Sara Sanders and Trump.
April Ryan is a bully to Sara Sanders and Omarosa.
Morning Joe and Mika are bullies with the way they obsess about Trump, pick him apart every d@mn morning.
And on and on.

These people are losing it because Trump is MSM bully-proof.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (W+vEI)

326 Y'all Nooded yet?

Posted by: Miklos, Deputy Asstant attorney General at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)

327 Larry King dry humped Clara Bow.

"I didn't grab her butt. Wouldn't have been prudent, no at that juncture"
--George Bush the elder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (39g3+)

328 -
What's a summer whore?

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An enterprising college student?

Posted by: irright at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (RVcmP)

329 Nood

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (za7hD)

330 Sally Kohn was much better when she used to host Sports Center and shout "Jumanji!"

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (WlG0e)

331 Ah, another high school graduate heard from.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Nope, grammar school.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (LQLeS)

332 Doesn't summer blow through the jasmine of your mind?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (nBr1j)

333 I hope they'll consider doing an hour-long segment on the posdible interaction between 2 scoops of ice cream and 12 cokes per day combined with several hours of television-watching. For the children.

Posted by: Science Curious at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (H5knJ)

334 Relax Mr. Illegitimate President. We wouldn't be shitting with you unless deep deep down we love and respect you.

Like family.

Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (7JbXq)

335 Summer whore.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (nBr1j)

336 Larry King dry humped Clara Bow.

Larry King was the guy face down in Norma Desmond's pool.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (O5Q3r)

337 317
and a Billionaire with a private chef/nutritionist and a White House Chef watching his meals.
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (yM/Yl)

I thought he was really fond of McDonald's.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

338 Yeah but I'm starting to think I speak a different language or something. How was it supposed to stick?

There is no how, they're just looking for certain words in a certain order that click for their audience. Hands up, don't shoot. No war for oil. I'm with her. Global warming.

They just need resonance.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (8cvCt)

339 336 Larry King dry humped Clara Bow.

Larry King was the guy face down in Norma Desmond's pool.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (O5Q3r)

I thought that was Archer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (nBr1j)

340 I've always known the media was biased but I'm surprised at the depth of their stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (nBr1j)

341 Summer loving had me a blast
Summer loving happened so fast
I met a girl had'ta pay more
Met a boy itch'n to score
Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer whores

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (vChNs)

342 320 Larry King dry humped Clara Bow.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

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I bet she was cross

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (vChNs)

343 Today CNN contributor Sally Kohn declared that sexual harassment happens because "most men hate women.

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Sally, antipsychotics, they do a body good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

344 Good luck tcn!!

Some sad news here today. A father and his 9 year old daughter were found dead inside their home today. He was going through a bitter divorce. Looks like a murder/suicide situation from what they've told us. She went to a private school but her neighborhood's regular kids go to school with my kids. That's two kids in less than a month dying. The other was a 13 yo boy from our church going to the middle school my kids will. They say he died in his sleep.

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (kufk0)

345 unchain migrate
unchain migrate
unchain migrate

deport
deport
deport

Trump
Trump
Trump

(original Jake, I'm with you)

Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (CXrpl)

346 When did everyone stop caring about the NORKs and the Iranians, and the ISIS and Hamas murderers, in favor of caring about 12 cans of soda? I suppose that it is wrong of me, unchristian of me, to wish that these fools get put into a life threatening situation, maybe once, maybe twice. I guess that it wouldn't really matter though. Their conditioning is deep. Is it any wonder that I am out of Vodka!

Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (EaQ6/)

347 The brown banana is BAD

The CNN brown banana is not specifically too good, it's suggested that you do stay away from that. .. but it's your own trip, so be my guest. But please be advised that there is a warning on that one OK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkmq2eH3_Go

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (otAqJ)

348 Wow, like, thanks man. I was this close " " to doing some of that CNN banana. At the very least you have saved me from losing track of time.

Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (EaQ6/)

349 121 Blaster

No, no, no. If coke was in the ablative it would be "Coke~ibibus."

Now write "Romani Ite Domum" 100 times.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (0YSzp)

350 Ace you fucking knocked this post out of the park!!!!

Well played sir, well played.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (3BFzK)

351 339 336 Larry King dry humped Clara Bow.

****

I believe that was the super villain, "The Terror", from The Tick. As I recall it was right after he punched out Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (0YSzp)

352 The Donald needs to have an ass kicking marathon with these little putzes until his leg gets tired.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (Sda6L)

353 So quiet last few minutes that I thought there was a nood.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (I/iGu)

354 CNN is complaining about being bullied?

The same CNN that threatened to dox some poor kid for posting a YouTube video that was uncomplimentary to them?

Cry me a river.

Posted by: Socratease at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (FqHs5)

355 Good denunciation, Ace

However, given the fact that you have never had a menstrual period ;^) I suggest these possible corrections instead: You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are "chafing" you or "are uncomfortable" or "cause leakage."
It's been a while since I have had a period, but I have never complained to anyone about them-and wouldn't complain that they are itchy. The mileage of other women may vary, but I gotta be me. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 10:05 PM (8+Ozj)

356 And a number liberals I know refer to Trump as, "The bully in chief" so evidently it's not just CNN that thinks this. I find it better not to argue with them-particularly before or after a worship service-but it's interesting how they just assume that I agree with their views without asking me. I went out to dinner last week with a clergy friend whose brother converted to Catholicism 20 years ago. She says "He's very conservative. I don't get it because I've always thought of Republicans as greedy, selfish people and he's one of the nicest, most compassionate people I know". I suggested that this might be the good basis for a dialogue with him. She does, however, know that I voted for Trump and still likes me, so maybe she's losing her blinders and now believes that one can be a Trump voter and not be an imp of the devil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 10:13 PM (8+Ozj)

357 TAB is better than Diet Coke. Just ask Austin Powers,

Posted by: RTW at December 11, 2017 10:46 PM (3frOv)

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