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We can all agree chain migration is stupid
Posted by: GregV61 at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (MoJlY) 2
I fought my way through Sonobi for that
Posted by: GregV61 at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (MoJlY) 3
Trump said pU**Y once
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (nQHw/) 4
Chain, chain, chain...
Posted by: Aretha at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (vg8iE) 5
Niece visas are safer.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (ymnmz) 7
The Dems will never allow then end of chain migration.. it creates too many new Dems!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (so+oy) Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (4DCSq) 9
Like I said: We need chain deportation, too.
You bring in someone 'splodey, you all get sent home. Buh-bye! Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (W+vEI) 10
I knew something was up when I kept seeing so many articles about PDT's bad diet habits, aka his love for McD's etc. So they are trying the 'he is an unhealthy slob' angle now I guess.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (a0IVu) 11
sukin sin
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (QC/4S) 12
Say, how's about someone (wicket) do a story on what Allysin Camaro drinks. Maybe go through her garbage need week and count the empties.
Posted by: Simpleminded git of a CNN Television Presenter with no actual life experience or accomplishments at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (v1ALA) 13
Here's a breathless Time report from 2009 about how much Diet Coke Obama and his cabinet drank: http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1882167,00.html
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (UBzPO) 14
But think of the children.
I mean, just because some of those children turned out to hate America and want to kill us, the children! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (KUaJL) 15
Chain migration? As I said in the last thread, the system worked.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (2z74n) 16
I knew something was up when I kept seeing so many articles about PDT's bad diet habits, aka his love for McD's etc.
========== McDonald's was A-OK when Billy Jeff liked it though, right???? Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (vg8iE) 17
The battle for what kind of country the US becomes are issues like this, and Trump was the only Republican willing to call it out.
Unfortunately, I think we're about 20 years too late, but I'm glad Chamber of Commerce Republicans went along with it for sol long so as to not ever be called racist by Democrats. Posted by: Maritime at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (lKmt3) 18
So, what, his cat got a green card because it was the pet of somebody who was the nephew of somebody who was related to somebody who was actually a motherhumping citizen?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (RD7QR) 19
We're going back to the moon! If PDT can convince Barry he's building a new golf course there, we may get rid of him and his lovely wife.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (ptqGC) 20
Now we see the stupidity inherent in the system!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (ycWCI) 21
How much spacey stuff is still being done in Huntsville, Alabama? Cause I would think Moore would tout today's space announcement bigly tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Every Resistor Sock at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (h/uSM) Posted by: ChristyBlinky,InfidelQueen, Macedonian Content Farm at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (J5mzk) 24
Diet coke is what Hitler would drink, if it was available.
Posted by: Dave Weigel at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (rOF33) 25
According to Andrew Cuomo, our greatest danger is the internet. Because anyone can learn to make a pipe bomb.
Al Gore hardest hit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (ptqGC) 26
"Nephew Visa"?!? Are you f*cking kidding me?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (Fb9aZ) 27
@10
Funny thing is, I seem to recall when a fondness for McD was merely viewed with amusement by the press. Posted by: junior at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (vHDWr) 28
Thats what I thought I hesrd on the radio late morning
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (aC6Sd) 29
Trump has said he wants end the stupid chain migration but it will take congress to do it. The Democrats started this crap long ago and the Republicans have had the opportunity to end it several times but didn't. So I am not holding my breath on this one.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (mpXpK) 30
How much spacey stuff is still being done in Huntsville, Alabama?
A bunch. More to come. James Hansen, you may eat a BOD. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (CClpm) 31
The Dems will never allow then end of chain migration..
Then they'd best pray old style vigilance committees don't start up. Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (rGtm/) 32
We can all agree chain migration is stupid
--- Of course you forget, GregV61. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass chain migration. Posted by: Ray Stantz at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (h/uSM) Posted by: Shelter from the Storm at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (fuK7c) 34
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According to Andrew Cuomo, our greatest danger is the internet. Because anyone can learn to make a pipe bomb. Al Gore hardest hit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (ptqGC) You Tube's da bomb...literally. Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (a0IVu) 35
"Well, I was about three miles away when the sirens started. I was terrified, I can tell you; not ashamed to admit that," Hallundorphski said. Posted by: Sammy 'the bruiser' Hallundorferski at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (KdDCu) 36
Chain of fools
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (LiyEm) 37
Back on the Chain Gang
Posted by: Islamists at December 11, 2017 03:10 PM (h/uSM) 38
I'd deport his entire family.
Can't take the risk of any more of them developing "Sudden Jihadi Syndrome." Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:10 PM (tRaq7) 39
Breaking News: Trump, the unhealthy low brow buffoon, doesn't pull the skin of his KFC. Time to invoke the 25th!
Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2017 03:10 PM (yJftA) 40
The Chain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:10 PM (tRaq7) 41
Breaking News: Trump, the unhealthy low brow buffoon, doesn't pull the skin of his KFC. Time to invoke the 25th!
------------- You know he actually talks to the help? Can you believe that. Oh and he watches TV. Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: dananjcon at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (xqfqx) 43
That is why I love thing place. Never knew Trump drank that much diet Coke. News you can use ... to put Hillary in the Oval Office.
Gawd help us! What would we do without the media? Posted by: Paladin at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (bxc5w) 44
Jane, I found the 3rd copy of you pickled shrimp recipe. This must be damned good!
Wish I could eat shrimp! I may try it though for my Christmas eve party that we're doing a week early here....which makes it...not a Christmas eve party. Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (Enq6K) 45
Diet Coke? No, the most important question today is how well the MSM can coordinate their attacks on Moore and Trump a day before the AL election.
The entire news/entertainment/Democrat industries went all in. Like we've said before, they're throwing every pretense of objectivity out the window. They don't care. They want Trump and Republicans out and don't care what it takes. Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (G0vdT) 46
The Democrats really knew how to pack them in. Saw a artical this morning there are 3,000 more mosques since 9/11 here.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (aC6Sd) 47
THis is what upsets me about the system.
I get immediate family: kids, parents. I can even buy grandparents. But cousins, nephews, third cousin twice removed? No, hell no. Why is that even part of the system?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (tRaq7) 49
According to Andrew Cuomo, our greatest danger is the internet. Because anyone can learn to make a pipe bomb.
Al Gore hardest hit. Posted by: Jane D'oh Hell, I was blowing shit up in my backyard 50 years ago. Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (xBSm0) 50
But Trump doesn't drink or smoke. Or smoke pot. Or do coke. Unlike some others.
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (Mjus2) 51
Optional diet Coke levels are different to say given current technology. It could take years to figure it out. Until known conclusively, we'll estimate it with the mu symbol. This might be the question of our time.
Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (Vh1P6) 52
It's the compound interest visa plan. Brilliant law making, guys, just brilliant.
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (EaQ6/) 53
They keep harping on the food thing as a way to highlight what a gauche person PDT is compared to Obama (McD vs expensive kobe beef). They do the same the first ladies - no one wants to dress Melania vs every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle. Problem is, most people see it for what it is and tune out.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (a0IVu) 54
>>> I knew something was up when I kept seeing so many articles about PDT's bad diet habits, aka his love for McD's etc. So they are trying the 'he is an unhealthy slob' angle now I guess. Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (a0IVu)
You'd think they'd be thrilled. As poisonous as they claim soda and fast food are, it might be the thing that finally gets him out of the WH! But nanny staters gotta nanny state. Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (hvf9s) 55
Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (RD7QR) 56
Jane, I found the 3rd copy of you pickled shrimp recipe. This must be damned good!
Are the duplicates by Carlos Mencia and Amy Schumer? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+) 57
Like we've said before, they're throwing every pretense of objectivity out the window. They don't care.
They want Trump and Republicans out and don't care what it takes. ========== when they fail again, they'll snap. Bigly. Posted by: simplemind at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (Rl/SI) 58
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How much spacey stuff is still being done in Huntsville, Alabama? Cause I would think Moore would tout today's space announcement bigly tonight. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (/tuJf) I once visited SAIC in Hunstville when I was working a project that they were doing for us. There was an entire wing of their place that was working on Space stuff but it was all classified and we couldn't go into that wing. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (mpXpK) 59
Unfortunately, I think we're about 20 years too late, but I'm glad Chamber of Commerce Republicans went along with it for sol long so as to not ever be called racist by Democrats.
Posted by: Maritime at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (lKmt3) Those fucking dickweeds refused to stop sucking Tom Donohue's cock even after Forrest Gump Cantor was sent packing so they're incapable of even pretending to be for self preservation. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (y7DUB) 60
Chain smoker after the bomb went off in his pants.
Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (PwjK4) 61
*eyetwitch*
But but but there's nothing wrong with chain migration! *eyetwitch* Do you want to break up families? *eyetwitch* Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (mf5HN) 62
41 Breaking News: Trump, the unhealthy low brow buffoon, doesn't pull the skin of his KFC. Time to invoke the 25th!
========= You know who also never pulled the skin off of KFC chicken ? Posted by: E.T. at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (P1GJy) 63
38 I'd deport his entire family.
Can't take the risk of any more of them developing "Sudden Jihadi Syndrome." Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:10 PM (tRaq7) --- to protect them from backlash Posted by: Islamists at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (h/uSM) 64
Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
Posted by: joncelli We left some stuff. Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (rGtm/) 65
Caffeine is a hell of a drug. If a Dem drank 12 cups of Starbucks a day, the press would be talking about how it was admirable somehow.
Diet Coke is so white trash to them. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (ux+5c) 66
According to Andrew Cuomo, our greatest danger is the internet. Because anyone can learn to make a pipe bomb.
Oh I'm all for every retard jihadi trying to make pipe bombs. Those are dangerous critters to put together. Screw the pipe cap on wrong and blow up your whole family. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+) 67
Chain Emmigration
Posted by: x at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (nFwvY) 68
Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
=== One more word outta you, Alice... Posted by: Ralph Kramden at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (sNwPN) 69
diet coke is the preferred drink of the kkk!1111111
has he denounced the kkk 80 times as the media demands? Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (PvCxa) 70
21 How much spacey stuff is still being done in Huntsville, Alabama?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM Not much these days, given how closely I'm being watched. Posted by: Kevin S. at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (ctuyM) Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (tVWQB) 72
With the six degrees of separation, dam near anybody can chain migrate.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (e1mEI) 73
Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
PDT signed a directive effectively gutting Bronco Bama's muzzie outreach in favor of what NASA should've been doing all along. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (tRaq7) 74
In all fairness, diet coke is awful.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (sX1BW) 75
@47
The brother gets in. And then the brother's kid gets in. The rule, imo, should be you, your spouse, and any dependents under age 20. Posted by: junior at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (iU4/4) 76
Colleen Kollar- Kotelly, Clinton judge and fake Lt General orders Trump to start taking in trans gender recruits.by Jan 1. Because diversity is strenghth or something. ( Legal Insurrection)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (aC6Sd) 77
Chain Deportation
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (8Ls/+) 78
They want Trump and Republicans out and don't care what it takes.
Speaking of which, I read a report that absentee ballot requests increased by 6 times as much in high population urban areas of Alabama. Not sure if that's accurate or not, there was no citation but it would hardly surprise me. Any price, any method, any trick is worth stopping Trump from choosing another supreme court justice, or two. That's what the left thinks. Not to mention all those federal judges. They can see the numbers, too. They know their chances of taking the Senate are slim to none, so they want to use every angle possible to get it at least close enough for some GOPe to go "independent." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+) 79
31 The Dems will never allow then end of chain migration..
Then they'd best pray old style vigilance committees don't start up. Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (rGtm/) Don't be so sure. The Overton window has been moved. Five years ago, the issue couldn't even be mentioned in public by Republicans. Today: It's being debated on the Senate Floor and advocated for from the Presidents bully pulpit. n Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (G0vdT) 80
ut cousins, nephews, third cousin twice removed? No, hell no. Why is that even part of the system??
Because family! We could end up with the entire Saudi royal family, all 30,000 of them, if one gets in. Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (2z74n) 81
Gillibrand calls for Trump to resign. I'm not sure what he didn't sign the first time, but she's a babe and should just ask nicely.
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (Vh1P6) 82
They do the same the first ladies - no one wants to dress Melania vs every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle. Problem is, most people see it for what it is and tune out.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (a0IVu) If all the woman who insist that Michell is prettier than Melania were lined up and given a choice as to which one they would magically be transformed into looking like, they'd change their tune pretty fast. Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (Mjus2) 83
I wish I could stop myself from noticing, but once you realize immigration is primarily driven by racial issues it all makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (q177U) 84
How much spacey stuff is still being done in Huntsville, Alabama?
I think he has been laying low because of all the revelations about him. So probably not much these days. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (tVWQB) 85
The Coke Zero Sugar is pretty good. Closest to the taste of regular Coke that I've had. Maybe Trump should switch. Gives CNN something else to lose their minds (or, "minds") over. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (XdXac) 86
The Dems will never allow then end of chain And if you don't trust them now You'll never trust them again You can still hear them saying They'll never break the chain Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (h/uSM) 88
Freaking out about DJT drinks Diet Coke is beyond predictable and damages only the media. Yet they persist.
It's almost as if they have the emotional control of brain damaged toddlers. Posted by: Northernlurker at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (aCNZ6) 89
>>Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
We left a car up there with the keys in it. Do you know why? Because we're the only ones going back. Trump just announced that he is instructing NASA to go back to the moon and beyond. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (39g3+) 91
Didn't India announce it was going to do a manned landing on the moon?
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (mf5HN) 92
Lay's potato chip immigrants. Can't have just one!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (/qEW2) 93
I like diet coke lime myself. When I add a dash of rum, it's even better.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (a0IVu) 94
Funny thing is, I seem to recall when a fondness for McD was merely viewed with amusement by the press.
Yes. Yes, it was... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYt0khR_ej0 Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (O5Q3r) 95
How much spacey stuff is still being done in Huntsville, Alabama?
Posted by: JackStraw Not nearly enough, which is why we need Doug Jones in there to start legalizing it! Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (2z74n) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 03:19 PM (B+qrE) 97
The rule, imo, should be you, your spouse, and any dependents under age 20. Posted by: junior at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (iU4/4) ------------------ The rule, IMO, should be NOBODY. We don't need these people. End ALL IMMIGRATION legal and illegal. Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 11, 2017 03:19 PM (e0yiL) 98
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They do the same the first ladies - no one wants to dress Melania vs every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle. Problem is, most people see it for what it is and tune out. Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:12 PM (a0IVu) If all the woman who insist that Michell is prettier than Melania were lined up and given a choice as to which one they would magically be transformed into looking like, they'd change their tune pretty fast. Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (Mjus2) OOOOOO her shoulders. I'm in for Michele. Posted by: Chris Colinsworth at December 11, 2017 03:19 PM (ymnmz) 99
The important question, however, is: How much Diet Coke should Trump drink?
.......... I'd say however much Melania wants him to. Posted by: wth at December 11, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr) 100
How many Kevin Spacey jokes can we fit on one thread?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (B+qrE) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (tRaq7) 102
According to Andrew Cuomo, our greatest danger is the internet. Because anyone can learn to make a pipe bomb.
Al Gore hardest hit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (ptqGC) Pffft, I learned that in high school in the 80s when our American Government teacher taught the whole class how it's done. Posted by: Country Singer at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (uiwCw) 103
Dana Gould has a great bit on moon landings.
https://youtu.be/cBrRbcQuNl8 We'd go to the moon over and over then suddenly, nothing. Did people just realize that going to the moon sucked? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+) 104
Diversity of people trying to kill us is our strength.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc) 105
They have to go back. Simple as that. Sad as that. Necessary as that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (rKRlA) Posted by: Abdul at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (h/uSM) 107
Trump just announced that he is instructing NASA to go back to the moon and beyond.
----------- You can only go once once. But this would be huge, which is actually sad. To go back to the moon over 50 years after we have already been there. Strange. This is one area where Kennedy deserves credit. He staked a claim, and by golly it was done within the decade. Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (sX1BW) 108
Didn't India announce it was going to do a manned landing on the moon? Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (mf5HN) Good spot for convenience stores and motels servicing interplanetary travel. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (9Lb59) 109
no one wants to dress Melania vs
every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle. Well, if they need volunteers... Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (2z74n) 110
I can't believe anyone drinks 12 cans of any thing every day.
You would get sick of it by noon the first day. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (KdDCu) 111
We're going to start building very small mosques in East Los Angeles. The call to prayer will be very high pitched.
Mosqueitos! Posted by: Abdul McAbdullyface at December 11, 2017 03:21 PM (ctuyM) 112
Trump just announced that he is instructing NASA to go back to the moon and beyond.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (/tuJf) ............. Cher may finally get to Jupiter after all. Posted by: wth at December 11, 2017 03:21 PM (HgMAr) 113
Doesn't India still have large swathes of crushing poverty?Yeah,go to the moon....
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 03:21 PM (LiyEm) 114
113 Doesn't India still have large swathes of crushing poverty?Yeah,go to the moon....
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 03:21 PM (LiyEm) Didn't stop the USSR from trying. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (ux+5c) 116
*eyetwitch*
But but but there's nothing wrong with chain migration! *eyetwitch* Do you want to break up families? *eyetwitch* - Won't somebody think about the children? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (+y/Ru) 117
"The important question, however, is: How much Diet Coke should Trump drink?"
For the life of me, I don't get that joke. Posted by: Scott M at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (yD07u) 118
103. No. The rumors are there was a olague outbreak.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (rKRlA) 119
You would get sick of it by noon the first day.
Yeah I could never figure out... guys talking about a party they went to, dude I drank 9 beers!!!! Seriously? I couldn't drink 9 cans of anything in a couple of hours, no matter how much I liked it. And beer sucks. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+) 120
Didn't India announce it was going to do a manned landing on the moon?
Just what we need, a twenty-three second delay on tech support with "Kevin". Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (2z74n) 121
I'm here on the Mexico VISA.
Posted by: Most of Central America at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (H8S+R) 122
I can't believe anyone drinks 12 cans of any thing every day.
You would get sick of it by noon the first day. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (KdDCu) If I could set up an IV drip with Diet Coke in it, I would. Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (tRaq7) 124
>>>I can't believe anyone drinks 12 cans of any thing every day.
:::examined guest list for epic rager, lines through name::: Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (0KI28) 125
I don't personally know this Kevin Spacey fellow, but it sounds like he has some good ideas.
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (Vh1P6) 126
Chain, chain,chain chain of fools.
Posted by: RiverRat1297 at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (SiyUO) 127
55 Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
--- with CGI, we could fake it so much more convincingly now Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (h/uSM) 128
Best website about the real St Nicholas, who unlike Santa Claus was probably not a fat guy:
https://tinyurl.com/cqg8459 Posted by: This is CNN at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (8+Ozj) 129
When I was in grad school, I drank upwards of 5 cups of coffee a day. Now I am down to 2..
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (a0IVu) 130
89 >>Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
We left a car up there with the keys in it. Do you know why? Because we're the only ones going back. Trump just announced that he is instructing NASA to go back to the moon and beyond. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (/tuJf) I SO want this to be true but I've heard this tune before. It's like the NASA SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS: loads of sturm und drang, little actual substance. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (RD7QR) 131
I will admit, I have drank an unhealthy amount of mello yellow zero in one day. I was more worried about the amount of caffeine and acid I was consuming than anything else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (ycWCI) 132
>>>Seriously? I couldn't drink 9 cans of anything in a couple of hours, no matter how much I liked it. And beer sucks.
Epic rager status: [ ] Invited [X] Disinvited Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (0KI28) 133
no one wants to dress Melania vs
every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle. - Well, that's a major construction project like Hoover Dam or the Pyramids. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (+y/Ru) 134
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They have to go back. Simple as that. Sad as that. Necessary as that. It's their own fault. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (tRaq7) Serious question. Are you saying that there is something of strategic importance up there and now that others may be able to reach it, the USA needs to go secure it? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (ymnmz) 135
Didn't India announce it was going to do a manned landing on the moon?
========= You have to have an Indian accent to even go to the moon these days. Posted by: Joey B. at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (vg8iE) 136
"no one wants to dress Melania vs
every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle. Problem is, most people see it for what it is and tune out. Posted by: IC" On the other hand, normal men would like to undress Melania and that Michelle stay dressed. Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (MxEKc) 137
Doesn't India still have large swathes of crushing poverty?Yeah,go to the moon....
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 03:21 PM (LiyEm) Speaking of India, the United States is now going to have Hero motorcycles distributors. If you did not know, Hero is the largest manufacturer of motorcycles in the world. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (ux+5c) 138
I tell you we need to work with a more technically proficient class of "attempted" or "alleged" terrorist bombers. Take this guy for instance. Let's put in in a room with bomb making materials (a blast proof room that is) and let him keep making and detonating bombs until he gets one right. Until he does, he can't come out of the room; when he does, bits and pieces of him will leave the room. And if he needs technical assistance, Obama's buddy Bill Ayres could come help out.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (Sda6L) 139
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The bullied kid is about to get internet bullied. "Mother of bullied boy seen in viral video shuts down her Confederate-flag waving Facebook page after outpouring of support from dozens of celebrities - and opens a PayPal account soliciting donations" https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydccp66t link to daily mail Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (aVYsC) 140
I would wager to guess 12 Red Bulls would kill you straight up
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (aC6Sd) 141
Speaking of which, I read a report that absentee ballot requests increased by 6 times as much in high population urban areas of Alabama. Not sure if that's accurate or not, there was no citation but it would hardly surprise me.
I'd heard there was "increased interest" in absentee ballots. Nope, no warning flags there... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (AM1GF) 142
Oops-CNN sock off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (8+Ozj) 143
Why do we want to go to the moon again? Mars would be more ambitious and interesting.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu) 144
I can't believe anyone drinks 12 cans of any thing every day.
You would get sick of it by noon the first day. Posted by: Willford Smith They don't say he finishes them. I don't know how many beers I've wasted by letting them get warm because I was busy doing something. Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (rGtm/) 145
Next up on FOX - "Sexual Justice" with your host , Me!
'If a woman is sexually harassed in the forest and Donald Trump is not around to hear it, should he still be impeached?' Posted by: Dana Perino at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (sNwPN) 146
make a deal. for every chain immigrant allowed in, reduce the immigrant cap by 2.
Posted by: x at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (nFwvY) 147
Did people just realize that going to the moon sucked?
I keep saying, Not made of cheese, No wimmenz. This goes double for Mars. Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (2z74n) 149
Vic We Have No Party: "The Democrats started this crap long ago and the Republicans have had the opportunity to end it several times but didn't..."
The Uniparty (aka the US Chamber of Commerce) will not allow chain migration to end. Global redistribution of labor is essential to its purpose. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (H8S+R) 150
19 dude golf on the moon would be awesome. Definitely need to rent a cart though.
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (kUotE) 151
Flood the country with primitive tribal dickheads.
Tell the tribal dickheads that there is no need to assimilate. Impoverish the citizens by taking their money and jobs, and giving these things to the tribal dickheads. Pay the tribal dickheads to have babies. Disarm the public. Make the police afraid to hassle felons. Encourage and reward the police for hassling the law abiding. Use government power harass anyone opposed to the above. Charge people with hate crimes for simply speaking the truth. Insist that mentally losers aren't crazy, they're just a new kind of gender. It's the government's recipe for heads-on-a-stick, they just don't know it yet. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (h3OTG) 152
every designer tripping over themselves to dress Michelle
----------- You got more coverage (and I don't mean media coverage) with Michelle. Better bang for your buck. Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (sX1BW) 153
Only way I'm going to the Moon is if Matt doesn't wear underwear
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (Vh1P6) 154
TRUMPS PLOTS DEPORTING UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!
(while drinking a diet coke) Posted by: MSM at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (h/uSM) 155
Chain migration, and he's the weakest link.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (IcT7t) 156
Best website about the real St Nicholas, who unlike Santa Claus was probably not a fat guy:
Father Christmas in Northern Europe is usually depicted as being quite lean. But Nicholas would have probably gotten into an argument with someone promoting Santa and punched them in the face. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+) 157
Trump just announced that he is instructing NASA to go back to the moon and beyond.
- He'd better be careful. The Donks will want to import the Martians and Venutians and put them on welfare. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (+y/Ru) 158
*in calligraphy*
Be it known, that IN this YEAR of our Lord Two thousand and seventeen, the Moron Horde extends this meager offering of a cookbook of our famous victuals, and a hearty handshake OF APPRECIATION. May our President, the one known as MR. Donny Two-Scoops, enjoy these viands in their customary manner, with a red solo cup of Val-u-Rite VODKA and KABOOM CEREAL. May his glorious scalp weasel grow lush and shiny. Thank you AND MAGA. FIFY in CAPS. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (aT+Bx) 159
Gillibrand calls for Trump to resign.
Never saw this coming... Frankens little charade had absolutely nothing to do with the" orchestrated" sexual assault meme coming from the Dems..... Nothing at all... Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (O2RFr) 160
Coca-Cola Co. announces cancellation of Diet Coke product line. Internal memo describes direct link between Diet Coke and racism. Coca-Cola up slightly in late trading.
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (EaQ6/) 161
Why do we want to go to the moon again? Mars would be more ambitious and interesting.
Posted by: IC Wouldn't launching off of the moon be easier? Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:28 PM (rGtm/) 162
Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something?
---- Yes, NASA announced that they are going to announce something Thursday. Speculation has been widespread that NASA is going to announce the discovery of Alien Life Forms living on the outside of the International Space Station. Or it could be an announcement of the discovery of alien life on a distant planet. So probably someone on one of the moon missions dropped his wallet, and they have to go back to get it because his birth certificate was in it and he needs it to get a Real ID compliant driver's license before 2020. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 03:28 PM (KdDCu) 163
Is someone going to send out Kristin Gellibrand everyday to ask for Trump to resign?. I take it that means she's in the running to be President-for all the wimmen and assorted others-in 2020
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:28 PM (8+Ozj) Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 03:28 PM (O2RFr) 165
George Dubya said a bunch of stuff about the Moon and Mars but nothing came of it.
With Trump though... I get the impression he follows on his promises. Plus, building stuff with his name on it. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (6FqZa) 166
Speaking of which, I read a report that absentee ballot requests
increased by 6 times as much in high population urban areas of Alabama. Not sure if that's accurate or not, there was no citation but it would hardly surprise me. Some guy on the radio pointed out that Obama got record black turnout and still lost Alabama by thirty-something points. There's not enough fraud to be found to give it to Jones. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (oVJmc) 167
When are they going to report Trump makes ice cream floats with Diet Coke.... and 2 scoops of ice cream ... and lets everyone else only have 1 scoop?
That's important stuff Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (6ksbU) 168
Too much coffee can cause you to repeat recipes in cookbooks. I need an intervention!!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (Sfs6o) 169
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Why do we want to go to the moon again? Mars would be more ambitious and interesting. Posted by: IC Wouldn't launching off of the moon be easier? Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:28 PM (rGtm/) Hmmm. So they want to build a base there? Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (a0IVu) 170
Why do we want to go to the moon again? Mars would be more ambitious and interesting.
Its like getting back on the bicycle after a wreck, gotta start over. Plus, we can test tech used for the Mars trip by a lunar shot. And doing the mars thing probably a lot easier if we have a moon base to launch from rather than trying to escape earth. Saves fuel. Mars is a really, really long ways away. Very long trip for the poor saps going there. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+) 171
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-- They don't say he finishes them. I don't know how many beers I've wasted by letting them get warm because I was busy doing something. Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM ------------------------------ That's awful. There are sober kids in Africa... Posted by: irright at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (pMGkg) 172
Gillibrand calls for Trump to resign.
Filed under "Days Ending In The Letter Y" By the way, is Gropey McFrankenTongue still a Senator? Why, I do believe he is. So #GFY, half-wit. Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (NYS7S) 173
A single word - Moratorium. Just end immigration like we did in 1924 and start assimilating the nasty Mexican-Pakistani-African-Caribbean meal we've been forced to eat.
Remember, it took two generations and a world war with mass conscription to produce an American citizenry by 1960. Hopefully, we don't need a world war with mass conscription to digest the inedible meal. Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (YV+SU) 174
Hell, I was blowing shit up in my backyard 50 years ago
-- Back in the 40's, my dad and his friends made a pipe bomb, dropped it down the chimney and blew up the school furnace. No one was in the school at the time. It was winter. They did not want to go to school. /yes, they would be a juvie now. Or be on medication. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (aT+Bx) 175
I take it that means she's in the running to be President-for all the wimmen
----------- You can thank HRC for breaking through the glass ceiling of woman losing in a presidential election to Trump. Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (sX1BW) 176
You know, and this is sincere...an interesting line of thought revolves around whether NASA is even capable of putting together a trip to the moon these days.
I have my doubts. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (tVWQB) 177
you rattled, bro?
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (TlvUt) 178
Jane, I found the 3rd copy of you pickled shrimp recipe. This must be damned good!
Wish I could eat shrimp! I may try it though for my Christmas eve party that we're doing a week early here....which makes it...not a Christmas eve party. Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (Enq6K) Lol. It really is a great recipe. I take it to the life coach's house for Christmas night appetizers every year, and it disappears. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (ptqGC) 179
Chain migration helps the ruling class and some of the employer class, it will be a cold day in hell before it ends. A wall is only going to stop some of the illegals, the rest get here legally and those avenues need to be shut down.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (aC6Sd) 180
What's better than a tall cold DC with two scoops of vanilla in it? Delightful. Wonderful. Nice way to end the day. Go to your ice cream shop today and order a Donny Two Scoops! Magnificent! Not sad.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (ymnmz) 181
WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE!
Posted by: Jack Shepherd at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (kUotE) Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (FhXTo) 183
Here's a breathless Time report from 2009 about how much Diet Coke Obama and his cabinet drank: http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1882167,00.html Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (UBzPO) Oooo, snap. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (veoSD) 184
SOURCES: Trump watches 24-48 hours of television per day!
Posted by: The New Dork Times at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM (oVJmc) 185
You can only go once once. But this would be huge, which is actually sad. To go back to the moon over 50 years after we have already been there. Strange.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (sX1BW) Before all of the climate change propaganda and other SJW nonsense that led me to give up on reading anything more by Charles Stross, he'd convinced me that space exploration by human occupied vehicles was a hugely counterproductive waste of money. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 03:31 PM (y7DUB) 186
139 OT
The bullied kid is about to get internet bullied. Stuff like this is why I've learned to live by The 24-Hour Rule. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 03:31 PM (ul9CR) Posted by: The Aliens on the Dark Side of the Moon. Or the Space Nazis at December 11, 2017 03:31 PM (aT+Bx) 188
Well, I've been sitting here all day resting my foot (and my ass) and now I actually have to go do stuff.
Imonna use the suggestions I've received so far to write a nice note to PDT to go with the cookbook I'm sending him. I'll run it by CBD, bluebell, weasel, and Ace first. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (ptqGC) 189
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (a0IVu)
They'll tie it in with dementia or a possible stroke. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (8+Ozj) 190
Wouldn't launching off of the moon be easier?
Yes Posted by: It's me donna No mam, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Direct Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (FhXTo) 191
You know, and this is sincere...an interesting line of thought revolves
around whether NASA is even capable of putting together a trip to the moon these days. -- We'll be fine. We've eliminated our Muslim outreach program. Posted by: NASA at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (aT+Bx) 192
Here's a breathless Time report from 2009 about how much Diet Coke Obama and his cabinet drank:
They went through the trash for cans and counted them. Intrepid. Funny how the white house isn't redeeming or recycling cans under Obama? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (Vzqe+) 194
Hello, my name is Chuck and I'm an Immi-holic.
"Hello, Chuck" It's just, you know, I keep messing up. I think, I'll just let in *one* immigrant, and that'll be it. I'm in *control*. I can stop after just one. But then... I hear about their extended families and I get a buzz. I think about all those extra votes, it makes me relaxed and happy, and I think, why not admit 7 more? I completely forget about fiscal responsibility, all my anxieties fade away and I become cheerful, so I admit 10 more. And then I become optimistic about flipping red districts and HUD and stuff, and ... I just can't stop myself! Please help me! Step one: I admit I'm powerless against my addiction to immigration and that my policy has become unmanageable. Step two: there is a power greater than the Democrats that can restore this nation to sanity: Trump Step three: Congress should make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the electorate as we understand it. ... That's as far as I've got thus far. Posted by: penitent Chuck Schumer attends Immi-holics Anonymous at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (/qEW2) 195
Chain migration is a boon to Slum Lords and Dem Politicians (but I repeat myself).
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (YV+SU) 196
155. No - this guy was a Bangladeshi. You're thinking of the one before - He was the Uzbek.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (fA1SL) 197
You know, and this is sincere...an interesting line of thought revolves
around whether NASA is even capable of putting together a trip to the moon these days. I work pretty closely with various groups at NASA who would be involved in such a project. They do not fill me with anything resembling confidence that they would be successful. Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (NYS7S) 198
Serious question. Are you saying that there is something of strategic importance up there and now that others may be able to reach it, the USA needs to go secure it?
We should be exploring and seeing what's out there. We made money off the first three space programs, something the MSM won't tell you. Technological advances led to new and improved consumer products which people bought and paid tax on. Wouldn't you like to take a vacation in LEO or on the Moon? We could mine the moon and some folks are giving serious consideration to mining asteroids right now. Progs pretty much stopped man's advancements in space for no good reason. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (tRaq7) 199
he'd convinced me that space exploration by human occupied vehicles was a hugely counterproductive waste of money.
-------------- I'd say yes and no. Right now, yes, but that is primarily because we waste so much money in other areas. Plus, I think there are enough wealthy people who would pay for it on their own. Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (sX1BW) 200
There's no other conclusion to reach than that we are deliberately being replaced as a population.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB) 201
"A single word - Moratorium." Yes.
"start assimilating the nasty Mexican-Pakistani-African-Caribbean meal we've been forced to eat." - No. Send them all back. End anchor babies. It was never legal to begin with. Just another judge making laws. Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (e0yiL) 202
George Dubya said a bunch of stuff about the Moon and Mars but nothing came of it.
With Trump though... I get the impression he follows on his promises. Plus, building stuff with his name on it. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (6 Why do you think Trump is able to bring it up again. The Bush initiatives were in full swing until Obama slowed them down. Completion of the international space station was the first goal with another man mission to the moon by 2020. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (ux+5c) 203
Imonna use the suggestions I've received so far to write a nice note to
PDT to go with the cookbook I'm sending him. I'll run it by CBD, bluebell, weasel, and Ace first. --- You could also include a link to the website in the signature. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (aT+Bx) 204
I didn't like that 'bullied kid' story from the outset.
Posted by: The New Dork Times at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (oVJmc) 205
George Dubya said a bunch of stuff about the Moon and Mars but nothing came of it. With Trump though... I get the impression he follows on his promises. Plus, building stuff with his name on it. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM (6FqZa) Chocolate Fonzie was totally all about building the first mosque on the moon. It was in the fine print of the NASA Muslim Outreach Is Job One memo. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (veoSD) 206
ooooohhhhh, Moon Base Trump with a flashing neon sign visible from Erff. Trump! Trump! in the night sky overhead visible all over the globe weather permitting. It would be worth it. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (KdDCu) 207
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Here's a breathless Time report from 2009 about how much Diet Coke Obama and his cabinet drank: They went through the trash for cans and counted them. Intrepid. Funny how the white house isn't redeeming or recycling cans under Obama? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+) No, no, no. You are supposed to play with your garbage. Not them. Only idiots and fools play with their garbage. It's a shit test. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (ymnmz) 208
Wouldn't launching off of the moon be easier?
I think a starbase in orbit around Venus would be the ideal central-point for exploration of those other planets: - The launch-windows for cheap Hochmann transfers would be more frequent. - Not as far down the Sun's gravity-well as is, say, Mercury. Also, almost-Earth gravity. So the ships from Earth can actually get to it. - Cloud cities possible, so Earthlings can stay there for the layovers between launch-windows, again, at near 1g Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (6FqZa) 209
Next up on FOX !
"Zero Gravity Sexual Harassment: The Real Reason Trump Wants To Go To The Moon?" Posted by: Dana Perino at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (sNwPN) Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (O2RFr) 211
So if you blow up a skateboard ramp, is that a half-pipe bomb?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (IcT7t) 212
182 I can't believe anyone drinks 12 cans of any thing every day.
--- but the average can doesn't hold all that much jizz Posted by: Shep S at December 11, 2017 03:35 PM (h/uSM) 213
Shit. Retard newspaper sock off.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc) 214
The question is not how much Diet Coke should Trump drink, but how much Diet Coke does Trump piss out?
Posted by: Larry King at December 11, 2017 03:35 PM (2Mnv1) 215
Don't let the peaceful moon trip fool you. We are setting up robot tritium extractors for a new generation of thermonuclear devices to fight the alien invaders.
And I can't wait for the establishment of SHADO Moonbase. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 11, 2017 03:35 PM (e1mEI) 216
Why do people keep talking about going back to the moon? Did somebody announce something? Posted by: joncelli" Maybe they "forgot" Matt Damon there. Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2017 03:36 PM (MxEKc) 217
Why do we want to go to the moon again? Mars would be more ambitious and interesting.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu) Oh, like anyone can even tell the difference. Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, Super Genius at December 11, 2017 03:36 PM (y87Qq) 218
197 You know, and this is sincere...an interesting line of thought revolves
around whether NASA is even capable of putting together a trip to the moon these days. --- they just need enough H1Bs Posted by: Shep S at December 11, 2017 03:36 PM (h/uSM) 219
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ooooohhhhh, Moon Base Trump with a flashing neon sign visible from Erff. Trump! Trump! in the night sky overhead visible all over the globe weather permitting. It would be worth it. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (KdDCu) Moonbase Trump. I'm in. Make it a quarter mile wide and a half mile long "T" that lights up so bright you can see it from Earth. It will look like he branded the moon! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 03:36 PM (ymnmz) 220
Sorry, no can do. We're still working on improving the self-esteem of muslims.
Posted by: NASA at December 11, 2017 03:36 PM (e0yiL) 221
The motivation is strong for NASA. Those Muslim scientists love all that dust and sand.
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr) 222
The moon is a good testing-ground for long-endurance space flight tech. Also, a handy base o' doom for the ultimate and final 'dead man's throttle' for nukes.
And Barron can organize the lunar Trumpcamps for resource extraction. Winning all around. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (fA1SL) 223
If I put tannerite in my buddy's stash, is that a pipe bomb?
Posted by: Jack Shepherd at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (kUotE) 224
There's no other conclusion to reach than that we are deliberately being replaced as a population. --- Yep. I think the plan goes something like this: 1. Import Violent Muslims 2. Citizens Scream for Totalitarianism to be Safe 3. Bring on Totalitarianism 4. Citizens Scream too much Totalitarianism. 5. Rile up Muslims 6. Repeat steps #2 to #5 Not really sure how Our Betters are going to survive with no Christian White People as engineers, scientists, writers, designers, executives etc, but I suppose AI and "outsourcing" will take care of that. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (aT+Bx) 225
No mam,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Direct Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (FhXTo) This sort of depends on your definition of "easier." If you assume you've already done the legwork to have a functioning lunar colony, then a launch from the moon would definitely be easier. But that's a point that we're not at yet. If our only goal is "get to mars quickly and/or cheaply" then I agree that something like Mars Direct is the way to go. The question of "why would you ever assume that you've done that legwork?" sort of sounds ridiculous now, but we did have pretty grand interplanetary plans at around the time we were doing the lunar landings. If we want to have a large space presence outside our own LEO, then something like utilizing a moon base seems like a good idea in the long run. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (KUaJL) 226
I'd say yes and no. Right now, yes, but that is primarily because we waste so much money in other areas. Plus, I think there are enough wealthy people who would pay for it on their own.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (sX1BW) The way he explained it, it would be better to send Artificial Intelligences to places where there'd be large atmosphere and gravity problems. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (y7DUB) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (veoSD) 228
What's a life coach?
Posted by: dagny at December 11, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB) 229
Why do we want to go to the moon again? Mars would be more ambitious and interesting.
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu) And! Healing power of And! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:38 PM (KUaJL) 230
Before all of the climate change propaganda and other SJW nonsense that led me to give up on reading anything more by Charles Stross, he'd convinced me that space exploration by human occupied vehicles was a hugely counterproductive waste of money.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 03:31 PM (y7DUB) Nothing beats a human mind on the spot. Stross reminds me of the NASA honchos during Apollo who were shocked that people actually wanted to go to the moon to stay. Plus, who doesn't want to have a nice, non-nuclear method of plastering an opponent. Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 11, 2017 03:38 PM (J70i0) 231
And doing the mars thing probably a lot easier if we have a moon base to
launch from rather than trying to escape earth. Saves fuel. Mars is a really, really long ways away. Very long trip for the poor saps going there. Saves fuel = not really. First ya gotta lift all that spaceport / launchpad / Mars rocket stuff intended for Moonbase out of earth's gravity well and up to the moon. Including miniskirted honeys in purple wigs. Launching for Mars from the moon would knock off about 3 days travel from a 6 month journey. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (QLvwG) 232
The way he explained it, it would be better to send Artificial Intelligences to places where there'd be large atmosphere and gravity problems.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (y7DUB) Do you want Cylons to attack? Because this is how you get Cylons to attack. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (KUaJL) 233
The cookbook is a absolute delight
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (aC6Sd) 234
223 If I put tannerite in my buddy's stash, is that a pipe bomb?
Posted by: Jack Shepherd at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (kUotE) I thought it was when your buddy dropped his piece in his pint of crappy beer... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (AURKQ) 235
ooooohhhhh, Moon Base Trump with a flashing neon sign visible from
Erff. Trump! Trump! in the night sky overhead visible all over the globe weather permitting. It would be worth it. --- I would donate to a Go Fund Me for this. Hell, if this was on "do you want to donate $1 of your taxes to this" I totally would. /and space weapons. I'd donate a dollar of my taxes to "space weapons." Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (aT+Bx) 236
I have no reason to want to put a man on Mars, other than simply because no one else can.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (sX1BW) 237
Anyone listen to the Trumps Assaulted Womens news conference today? What did they "charge" him with?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (O2RFr) 238
End anchor babies. It was never legal to begin with. Just another judge making laws. ----------------- Very True. But Manhattan Media has pounded that concept into every voters head. Same as when the told the voters that a You Tube Video caused a spontaneous riot of crew served weapons that consumed a US Ambassador. Manhattan Media knows it's shit. Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (YV+SU) 239
hmmmm... port authority jihadi is dead ! ...
Posted by: E.T. at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (P1GJy) 240
Clearly Trump is trying to make contact with the Moon Nazi's. As his master Putin commands him to.
Posted by: Rachael Maddow at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (h/uSM) 241
What's a life coach?
+++ What you get after the birth coach. When you die you get tossed on the death coach but that's a whole different thing Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 11, 2017 03:40 PM (wguRD) Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 03:40 PM (mf5HN) 243
So probably someone on one of the moon missions dropped his wallet, and they have to go back to get it because his birth certificate was in it and he needs it to get a Real ID compliant driver's license before 2020.
I was wondering if anyone who'd been there was still alive and then I remember Buzz Aldrin punching that hippie who was about 8" tall than he and I felt all happy. Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:40 PM (fuK7c) 244
Anyone listen to the Trumps Assaulted Womens news conference today? What did they "charge" him with?
Nothing that wasn't already aired over a year ago - like, before the election. And nothing approaching credible. Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:40 PM (NYS7S) 245
Saves fuel = not really. First ya gotta lift all that spaceport / launchpad / Mars rocket stuff intended for Moonbase out of earth's gravity well and up to the moon. Including miniskirted honeys in purple wigs. Launching for Mars from the moon would knock off about 3 days travel from a 6 month journey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (QLvwG) If you're gonna do it often, it makes sense. You can split all the preparatory stuff to build the base itself into multiple smaller launches which helps your dV budget out a lot. Costs a hell of a lot more though, all things told. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (AURKQ) 246
176 You know, and this is sincere...an interesting line of thought revolves around whether NASA is even capable of putting together a trip to the moon these days.
I remember reading years back that we could not even build the Saturn V rocket again (let alone go to the moon) because no drawings exist. They were all lost for some reason, probably downsizing. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (kUmUV) 247
239 Awww. DARN!
Posted by: Johnnu at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (kUotE) 248
I'm accompanying my son's 8th grade little catholic school class to the Newseum on Wednesday, mostly to see the bias. Getting my exclamations in order.
Unfortunately, speaking of artificial intelligence, there's another mother who goes all the time, and she's exactly like talking to a robot that they messed up the AI on. Expressions are off, no humor, weird affect. Exactly the kind of lefty pratt who doesn't appreciate me and I don't like. It'll be torture. But since it's the final year, I'll have fun being not-a-lefty. Posted by: dagny at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (eO5CB) 249
Nothing could go wrong with AIs in space. Nothing.
Posted by: Vger, HAL, and Skynet at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (HIDKl) 250
Plus, who doesn't want to have a nice, non-nuclear method of plastering an opponent.
Posted by: WOPR Odin Kinetic Rods Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (rGtm/) 251
With her three Trump accusers MeAgain Kelly is sinking fast into the Gloria Allred territory though instead of the pink button-up suits MeAgain wears her trade mark slut clothes. Even so I don't think Gloria will appreciate this move into her domain.
Let's face it, MeAgain had nowhere else to go, trashing Trump is the only thing that got her ratings and respect from lefties. Posted by: Decaf at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (PCopq) 252
What's a life coach?
--- Someone you pay to tell you what's wrong with your life who then acts as a cheerleader as you struggle to implement less than 1% of their suggestions. "you're maximizing your potential!!!!" Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (aT+Bx) 253
The best reason to go back to the Moon is to install railguns there. Tossing 1k pound rocks at 30k mph onto Earth targets would make for an interesting defense problem for our enemies. Or we could just be aghast, and use our shocked-face, when a "meteor" hits Tehran or Pyongyang.
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (EaQ6/) 254
Why should NASA give one whit about putting muzzies in space when, in all likelihood, their rocket would explode on the launch pad? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (pNxlR) 255
Is anyone really afraid of these incompetent "terrorists"
I mean should we even be calling them terrorists when they don't terrify anyone? Posted by: Yeah at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (7JlSp) 256
>>>What's a life coach?
Someone who figured out how to monetize telling other people how they should live. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (0KI28) 257
Wouldn't you like to take a vacation in LEO or on the Moon?
Another Golden Age for the timeshare industry!!! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (QLvwG) 258
Of course all those visas handed out like candy were to ensure shit like this happened. Feck ye, Obama.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (a+WIL) 259
Launching for Mars from the moon would knock off about 3 days travel from a 6 month journey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (QLvwG) Realistic solar system travel is going to require constant thrust engines. Anything that can maintain .5 to 1G of constant thrust is going to give us the solar system. Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (J70i0) 260
The best reason to go back to the Moon is to install railguns there. Tossing 1k pound rocks at 30k mph onto Earth targets would make for an interesting defense problem for our enemies. Or we could just be aghast, and use our shocked-face, when a "meteor" hits Tehran or Pyongyang.
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (EaQ6/) Careful she can be a cruel mistress. Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (suO/a) 261
hmmmm... port authority jihadi is dead ! ...
Now some poor public defender will never get to make a name for himself. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (IcT7t) 262
>>>The motivation is strong for NASA. Those Muslim scientists love all that dust and sand.<<<
Just tell these Muslim scientists that the Jews are building a new settlement on the moon and they'll be there three years to protest. Posted by: Larry King at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (2Mnv1) 263
Saves fuel = not really. First ya gotta lift all that spaceport / launchpad / Mars rocket stuff intended for Moonbase out of earth's gravity well and up to the moon. Including miniskirted honeys in purple wigs. Launching for Mars from the moon would knock off about 3 days travel from a 6 month journey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:39 PM (QLvwG) You don't need the same kind of technology to transport something from Earth to the Moon as you do from Earth to Mars. Moving things up out of the atmosphere in pieces means you don't need one giant ass rocket to move them all up at once. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (KUaJL) 264
253 The best reason to go back to the Moon is to install railguns there. Tossing 1k pound rocks at 30k mph onto Earth targets would make for an interesting defense problem for our enemies. Or we could just be aghast, and use our shocked-face, when a "meteor" hits Tehran or Pyongyang.
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (EaQ6/) Makes HAARP look like a child's toy.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (AURKQ) 265
Anyone listen to the Trumps Assaulted Womens news conference today? What did they "charge" him with?
I heard about part of it. Miss America Contestant said Trump came backstage. She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. Oooooookay then. Impeach him now. He looked at a woman! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (8+Ozj) 266
What's a life coach?
The mom you pay for when you didn't listen to the good advice from the one you had ... Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (AoK0a) 267
With Trump though... I get the impression he follows on his promises. Plus, building stuff with his name on it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM A YUGE glittering shiny TRUMP on the full moon would be great. With USA too of course. Posted by: Lester at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (LfJIn) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (6FqZa) 269
What's a life coach?
+++ What you get after the birth coach. When you die you get tossed on the death coach but that's a whole different thing Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers Death Coach is a moron horde member. "Go on! Kick it! KICK IT!!" Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (rGtm/) 270
"you're maximizing your potential!!!!" +++ I am. Only, I don't have much potential to begin with, so. Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (wguRD) 271
hmmmm... port authority jihadi is dead ! ... Now some poor public defender will never get to make a name for himself. --- We will never know the motive. Like with the Vegas shooting. /which the MSM is going to pretend NEVER HAPPENED. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (aT+Bx) 272
"I remember reading years back that we could not even build the Saturn V rocket again (let alone go to the moon) because no drawings exist. They were all lost for some reason, probably downsizing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (kUmUV)" ----------/ Lost or disappeared so they don't present a distraction from rehabilitating the Muslim contribution to science? Posted by: Decaf at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (PCopq) 273
249 All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
Posted by: Johnnu at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (kUotE) 274
he'd convinced me that space exploration by human occupied vehicles was a hugely counterproductive waste of money.
Robots are better at measuring things, but it takes a human to say "it has a stark beauty, like the American high desert". Exploration takes humans seeing things. Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (fuK7c) 275
What's a life coach?
---- A fortune teller for people who think they're smarter than people who would go to a fortune teller. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (KUaJL) 276
"With her three Trump accusers MeAgain Kelly is sinking fast into the Gloria Allred territory though instead of the pink button-up suits MeAgain wears her trade mark slut clothes. Even so I don't think Gloria will appreciate this move into her domain."
Someone posted a video of Gloria Allred during one of her frequent appearances on the Morton Downey, Jr. Ah, the memories. Downey's show was trash, but at least it did take itself so seriously. Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (NYS7S) 278
Retarded Monkey fricasseed own balls because angry at Trump's diet soda consumption.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (bsdd3) 279
Anyone listen to the Trumps Assaulted Womens news conference today? What did they "charge" him with?
Nothing that wasn't already aired over a year ago - like, before the election. And nothing approaching credible. - So Splody Bangladeshi wasn't the only victimless suicide bombing today? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (+y/Ru) 280
Wouldn't they be happy if DJT killed himself with Diet Coke?
Posted by: Virus at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (hyZqB) Posted by: Larry King at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (2Mnv1) 282
I heard about part of it. Miss America Contestant
said Trump came backstage. She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. Oooooookay then. Impeach him now. He looked at a woman! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (8+Ozj) Lol...even I would look if I saw a Miss America contestant in a bathrobe..and I am a woman. Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (a0IVu) 283
She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable.
If he was wearing the bathrobe that might be more awk... oh wait, Hef. Whom none of this idiots ever said a bad word about. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:46 PM (6FqZa) 284
Diet Cock is addictive.
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 11, 2017 03:46 PM (q3Awe) 285
Realistic solar system travel is going to require constant thrust engines. Anything that can maintain .5 to 1G of constant thrust is going to give us the solar system.
---------------------- Lithium Crystals. Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:46 PM (YV+SU) 286
Why the fuck does Drudge give the New York Times and Washington Post so much oxygen?
He is in a snit over Bannon? That is how shallow and short sighted he is? Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 11, 2017 03:47 PM (ZZhQQ) 287
"Anyone listen to the Trumps Assaulted Womens news conference today? What did they "charge" him with?
Posted by: It's me donna" How come I was not invited? He ripped my arms off!!! Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 11, 2017 03:47 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 11, 2017 03:47 PM (wguRD) 289
hmmmm... port authority jihadi is dead ! ...
Now some poor public defender will never get to make a name for himself. --- We will never know the motive. - Well, I assume it was CCW reciprocity bill. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:47 PM (+y/Ru) 290
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With Trump though... I get the impression he follows on his promises. Plus, building stuff with his name on it. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:29 PM A YUGE glittering shiny TRUMP on the full moon would be great. With USA too of course. Posted by: Lester at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (LfJIn) Like a Trump Stamp for the Moon. Class the place up a bit. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 03:47 PM (ymnmz) 291
We have the F35, they have the F43. Their program is in combat first.
Posted by: Evan at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (ylUqT) 292
278: Hey! All we've been doing is fucking our footballs.
Retarded Monkey Assoc. of NYC. Loal 69. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (KP5rU) 293
She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at
her in way that made her uncomfortable. ---------- He objectified me, and that makes me uncomfortable. .... Are these heals high enough for the for the swimsuit portion? Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (sX1BW) 294
I know this will shock everybody, but our latest contestant in Groper of the Day is...https://tinyurl.com/yd37ya8t
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (O5Q3r) 295
I am not for a minute believing the diet coke story.
Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (zRZaJ) 296
As for anyone who thinks a lunar colony isn't a great idea, as the creator of the webcomic XKCD notes, if you were to swim on a pool in the moon, the decreased gravity means you'd be able to breach the water like a dolphin.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (KUaJL) 297
She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable.
All I could imagine was Trump as Groucho Marx rolling his eyes and lifting his eyebrows as Marx did when he would make faint off color humor. If you don't want people to look at you-why enter the Miss America Pageant? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (8+Ozj) 298
Odin Kinetic Rods
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:41 PM (rGtm/) Yeah, but it's harder to get at the moon than earth orbit. Plus the terror of looking up at the moon and knowing what is up there. Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (J70i0) Posted by: Johnnu at December 11, 2017 03:48 PM (kUotE) 300
The best reason to go back to the Moon is to install railguns there.
A trillion $ buys a LOT of B-52s and cruise missiles. Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (FhXTo) 301
She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable.
--- Fact of life: if you're backstage in theater, or in tv, it's pretty common to see half naked people, depending on the gig. Mostly model/actress/dancer types. Straight women, gay men. The whole idea that these women are "uncomfortable" with Trump looking at them is insane. They strip at the drop of a hat and will walk around wearing undergarments without a thought to it. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (aT+Bx) 302
"Why the fuck does Drudge give the New York Times and Washington Post so much oxygen?
He is in a snit over Bannon? That is how shallow and short sighted he is? " Drudge moved in to InfoWars/Gateway Pundit territory a while ago. I stopped visiting his site a couple of years ago. Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (OD2ni) 303
A fortune teller for people who think they're smarter than people who would go to a fortune teller.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (KUaJL) Always wanted to visit a fortune teller and backhand him/her. "Didn't see THAT comin', didja?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (Z1eux) 304
Nuclear propulsion, bishes! Practical system to achieve almost 0.1c. It's not perfect, but it'll do.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (fA1SL) 305
>>>As for anyone who thinks a lunar colony isn't a great idea, as the creator of the webcomic XKCD notes, if you were to swim on a pool in the moon, the decreased gravity means you'd be able to breach the water like a dolphin
Yeah but the sex injuries would be off the hook! Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (0KI28) Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (q3Awe) 307
hmmmm... port authority jihadi is dead ! ...
Now some poor public defender will never get to make a name for himself. --- We will never know the motive. Like with the Vegas shooting. /which the MSM is going to pretend NEVER HAPPENED. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:44 PM (aT+Bx) It's b/c Trump said Jerusalem is capitol of Israel, dontcha know. That's riigghhhttt....people actually believe that. People who don't know what is going on in the world; haven't paid attention to fact that Mooslems will riot at anything. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (r3KsD) 308
somebody check his voting record - yea, I know, but I bet he voted
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (QC/4S) 309
Wow I misspelled my own name.
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (kUotE) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (IcT7t) Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (H8S+R) 312
I heard about part of it. Miss America Contestant said Trump came backstage. She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. Oooooookay then. Impeach him now. He looked at a woman!
---------------------- Jeebus, you are a beauty contestant. Looking like a house frau is no way to do beauty contestant, Bint. Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (YV+SU) 313
If you don't want people to look at you-why enter the Miss America Pageant?
But I only wanted really hot rich young guys to look at me!! Posted by: dumb young girls unclear on how any of it works at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: m at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (sVFZk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (8+Ozj) 316
Getting a little late in the news cycle day for the MSM to drop the whiny women attack drones. I wonder if the news conference was postponed until tomorrow, given the difficult competition for Lead Story from the BANG!-gladeshi.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (ylUqT) 317
Drudge has a thing about Moore
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:51 PM (QC/4S) 318
Yeah but the sex injuries would be off the hook!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (0KI2 Doesn't matter, had sex. On the moon! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL) 319
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Why the fuck does Drudge give the New York Times and Washington Post so much oxygen? He is in a snit over Bannon? That is how shallow and short sighted he is? Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 11, 2017 03:47 PM (ZZhQQ) Because Drudge is was and always will be an opportunist.... as so many in Media and politics... Because of Trump, the curtain hiding reality has been dropped, for any who care to notice.. Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 03:51 PM (zSVEm) 320
306: the only thing lindsay vonn is good at polishing are knobs. half witted ski hippy. and resident skank.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 03:51 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Kramer at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (q3Awe) 322
I know this will shock everybody, but our latest contestant in Groper of the Day is...https://tinyurl.com/yd37ya8t
- He was groping her for the full hour! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (+y/Ru) 323
I don't know how many beers I've wasted by letting them get warm because I was busy doing something.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (rGtm/) **Oh the Humanity!!!Thats alcohol abuse...you sir need help! Posted by: dananjcon at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (xqfqx) 324
Andy Weir has "Artemis" out, saying that tourism is pretty much what the Moon would do. And not much else.
(Mars, Zubrin thinks, has the capacity for an independent economy.) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (6FqZa) 325
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She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. --- Fact of life: if you're backstage in theater, or in tv, it's pretty common to see half naked people, depending on the gig. Mostly model/actress/dancer types. Straight women, gay men. The whole idea that these women are "uncomfortable" with Trump looking at them is insane. They strip at the drop of a hat and will walk around wearing undergarments without a thought to it. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (aT+Bx) At the time of the "offense" Women reporters in the locker rooms was a standard occurrence. Did they ever make anyone feel uncomfortable while all the dudes were changing after a game? We are all the same right? Interchangeable? Right? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (ymnmz) 326
It's not a question of where the Mars rocket is built, it's a question of thrust to weight ratios. A 6.70 million pound rocket can only lift 140,000 kg off this planet and into space with 7.5 million pounds of thrust.
And no, two Saturn V's cannot carry more payload between them on a creeper vine tucked into their dorsal stabilizer fins. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (QLvwG) 327
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (YV+SU)
I don't see a problem being backstage in a bathrobe. It's not like they're competing in bathrobes. it's stupid to complain about it-What did he do? Leer at her and say, "My, my you're looking nice in your bathrobe" Good grief. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (8+Ozj) 328
Ha!
Mike Eruzione telling Lindsay Vonn to run and get her Shine Box. Love it. ------------- I feel like Vonn has a history of big injuries right before big races. Its a way to make herself look better when she wins. Like it is a comeback - how courageous, etc. Am I just imagining this, or is there an actual pattern there? Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (kUotE) 330
314 >>>Quick Update: Port Authority Terrorist Came On a Chain Migration Visa
Phrasing? Posted by: m at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (sVFZk) I guess we should start laminating visas, or something. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (Z1eux) 331
I heard about part of it. Miss America Contestant said Trump came backstage. She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. Oooooookay then. Impeach him now. He looked at a woman!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (8+Ozj) ======== I have an almost-phobia when it comes to making eye contact. I've never found this to be rewarding as far as forming relationships with hot women. It just makes me admire Trump more. Go Trump! Make eye contact! Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (/qEW2) 332
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If you don't want people to look at you-why enter the Miss America Pageant? But I only wanted really hot rich young guys to look at me!! Posted by: dumb young girls unclear on how any of it works at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (6FqZa)p Just stupid contrived nonsense, fit only for consumption by Leftists and other hysterics... Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (zSVEm) Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (wguRD) 334
A terrorist bombing in Times Square today and what's Fake News covering ALL day today? Trump Accusers! Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 11, 2017 03:53 PM (QW9Ju) 335
317: drudge has a thing for heterosexuals. he's fucked in the head. heard he bought a bicycle without a seat. took up fence photography.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (KP5rU) 336
And no, two Saturn V's cannot carry more payload between them on a creeper vine tucked into their dorsal stabilizer fins.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (QLvwG) Is that an African Saturn V, or a European Saturn V? Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (AURKQ) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (0KI28) 338
Do you want Cylons to attack? Because this is how you get Cylons to attack.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously ...well don't look at me, I'm with you guys... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (AM1GF) 339
>>It's not a question of where the Mars rocket is built, it's a question of thrust to weight ratios
Not to mention...Girth. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (q3Awe) 340
I don't see a problem being backstage in a bathrobe. It's not like they're competing in bathrobes. it's stupid to complain about it-What did he do? Leer at her and say, "My, my you're looking nice in your bathrobe"
Good grief. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:52 PM (8+Ozj) Imagine someone answering the front door - or going outside to get a newspaper - in a bathrobe. I know, what an imagination I've got. That never happens. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (Z1eux) 341
"She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable."
Is this one of the same women that train and compete fiercely for the opportunity to strut across a stage in a teeny-tiny bikini for millons of men watching? Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (MxEKc) 342
282 I heard about part of it. Miss America Contestant
said Trump came backstage. She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. Oooooookay then. Impeach him now. He looked at a woman! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:43 PM (8+Ozj) Lol...even I would look if I saw a Miss America contestant in a bathrobe..and I am a woman. Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 03:45 PM (a0IVu) ---------- Never mind that she the proceeds to strut on stage in what is essentially her under garments, knowing full well that millions of people will be looking at her, objectifying her, and loving every minute of it. Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (G0vdT) 343
...well don't look at me, I'm with you guys...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 03:54 PM (AM1GF) Hey, think you can clear up for me if I'm a cylon? I've been having these weird dreams and the plot isn't as good as it has been in previous seasons. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 03:55 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 03:55 PM (q3Awe) 345
"He is in a snit over Bannon? That is how shallow and short sighted he is?"
Yeah, clicks flowing to Breitbart over Drudge could surely be a motive. I've been visiting Drudge less not because NewAndImproved Breitbart but because Drudge has clearly shifted his bias. Used to be I visited both equally. Not the current trendline for me now. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 03:55 PM (H8S+R) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 03:55 PM (kUotE) Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:56 PM (fuK7c) 348
285 Realistic solar system travel is going to require constant thrust engines. Anything that can maintain .5 to 1G of constant thrust is going to give us the solar system. ---------------------- Lithium Crystals. Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:46 PM (YV+SU) Obligatory: "We've replaced these lithium crystals with Folger's crystals. Let's see if these astronauts notice." Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 11, 2017 03:56 PM (e1mEI) 349
Am I just imagining this, or is there an actual pattern there?
== seriously ? i think you are imagining this; bad idea in downhill skiing, or any serious sport, don't you think ? she gets injured because instead of training she is yapping and spending time on the red carpet Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:56 PM (QC/4S) 350
327 Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:50 PM (YV+SU)
I don't see a problem being backstage in a bathrobe. It's not like they're competing in bathrobes. it's stupid to complain about it-What did he do? Leer at her and say, "My, my you're looking nice in your bathrobe" Good grief. ---------------- I see it more as Trump inspecting one of his golf courses and finds a caddy picking his nose. Trump knows show business and house fruas in bathrobes backstage doesn't sell. He was most likely escorting some big money around back stage. T and A is what moves money. Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 03:56 PM (YV+SU) Posted by: Groper from Sesame Street at December 11, 2017 03:56 PM (sNwPN) 352
304 Nuclear propulsion, bishes! Practical system to achieve almost 0.1c. It's not perfect, but it'll do.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (fA1SL) Project ORION. Very cool stuff. Gotta go to work. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (ycWCI) 353
>>>"What's a life coach?"
It's like a therapist. It's friendship prostitution. You pay someone to playact as if they give a shit and you struggle to convince yourself that there is something substantial there. Personally, I find it easier to be a hermit than to bullshit myself. Plus, it's cheaper. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (/qEW2) 354
It's not a question of where the Mars rocket is built, it's a question
of thrust to weight ratios. A 6.70 million pound rocket can only lift 140,000 kg off this planet and into space with 7.5 million pounds of thrust. ======================== Why isn't refueling in space more discussed? Send fuel to the space station and give it a KC-135 capability. Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (ylUqT) 355
At the time of the "offense" Women reporters in the locker rooms was a standard occurrence.
Did they ever make anyone feel uncomfortable while all the dudes were changing after a game? We are all the same right? Interchangeable? Right? --- Here's the "feminist" argument: A woman in a locker room is a hero, since she is literally risking her life there, since all men will want to rape her. A would, given the chance. Also, every man ever wants to show his junk to all women all the time. So.. no foul. No "discomfort" unless the guy is gay. However, a man in a woman's dressing room is predator, who will want to rape all the women there. And will. Because "men." /you don't work with a lot of liberals, do you? Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (aT+Bx) 356
I have gleaned the new talking point of the left.
"Good people will do the right thing." I heard that on a number of programs last week regarding the next presidential election. Same words, same context. There's a lot they precede and follow-up with, but that's the main takeaway. I think b/c calling people racist, bigots, et.al., didn't work (shocker!), now they are going with this positive spin. Which is basically the same thing, but sounds better. We'll see if it continues over the next few years. Dovetails nicely with Obamarama's schtick. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (r3KsD) 357
Hey, think you can clear up for me if I'm a cylon? I've been having these weird dreams and the plot isn't as good as it has been in previous seasons.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously I've never seen you at any of the meetings. You're not on the "Hendrix Covers Head Music" channel. And you don't even have a USB port. You're clean. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (AM1GF) 358
seriously ? i think you are imagining this; bad idea in downhill skiing, or any serious sport, don't you think ? she gets injured because instead of training she is yapping and spending time on the red carpet
------------ Ok - but I know she got hurt once before in a prior Olympics - where she didn't know if she would race. She just seems like the type of attention whore who would pull such a stunt. Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (sX1BW) 359
Stupid pick up lines to someone wearing a bathrobe
You're quite something in that that bathrobe. That's real (insert suggestive glance) velour, isn't it? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (8+Ozj) 360
Sorry, I'm afraid I am assuming control of the space program.
Posted by: Hizzoner of Hawaii at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (HIDKl) 361
She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable. And then she goes out in front of a panel that judges her on looks. Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (lKyWE) 362
>>"What's a life coach?"
>>It's like a therapist. It's friendship prostitution. "Put me in Coach - I'm ready to Gay!" Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (q3Awe) 363
Going back to the moon would teach us how to do construction and excavation off Earth. Just returning to the moon would teach us what it takes to get off Earth in a big way. The hand crafted, one of a kind vehicles we're building now isn't building the manufacturing infrastructure, or the science and engineering base we would need to do something like a Mars base. Go back to the moon, do some exploring, do some building, build an industrial base that can build what we need to get to Mars and test it on the moon. For the same reason that 'Base Camp' at the foot of Mt Everest exists, and staging areas up the mountain, and now, we have a friggin tourist industry for people who want to stand on the summit of Everest. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (KdDCu) 364
I just spoke with someone who was there on his way to work. He said it was pure panic, every man and woman for themselves. Some people got knocked over, people were losing personal items/purses, shoes. They were screaming at people when the A trained pulled in to close the doors.
Nice to see such a calm, caring demeanor. Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (VpIIl) 365
Fact of life: if you're backstage in theater, or in tv, it's pretty common to see half naked people, depending on the gig. Mostly model/actress/dancer types. Straight women, gay men. The whole idea that these women are "uncomfortable" with Trump looking at them is insane. They strip at the drop of a hat and will walk around wearing undergarments without a thought to it. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (aT+Bx) Absolutely. Especially if you do amateur theatre, because there are often not enough dressing rooms for the cast to fit. Heck, I had one scene where I had 30 seconds to change-and the wardrobe master was waiting offstage to literally rip off my clothes and shove me into a new outfit, redo my hair and then send me back out. So I can imagine for actual paid productions it's much worse. You don't go into that business if you have issues with modesty. So for these women to come back years later, and whinge about someone looking at them, and call that sexual assault? I could be wrong, but that seems to be over the top. Posted by: moki at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM (V+V48) 366
She was wearing a bathrobe and he looked at her in way that made her uncomfortable.
And then she goes out in front of a panel that judges her on looks. = there is it in a nutshell Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (QC/4S) 367
Ion propulsion.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (ux+5c) 368
The question is not how much Diet Coke should Trump drink, but how
Posted by: Larry King at December 11, 2017 03:35 PM FIFY. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (ctuyM) 369
Ow, my back.
Posted by: Lindsay Vonn at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (HgMAr) 370
Why isn't refueling in space more discussed? Send fuel to the space station and give it a KC-135 capability.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man I'll let someone else cover the issues with that plan. Suffice it to say unless you can produce the fuel "in place", it isn't much help. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (AM1GF) 371
Wasn't pageant-lady also claiming that DJT groped her? I mean, I'm not buying any of this but I think the accusation goes beyond "made me feel uncomfortable"
As to the others, the Democrat party hack and Clinton Foundation secretary was, I think, claiming DJT forced a kiss on her (again, decades ago) which is, uh, look at her, not credible. And I think the other one was roughly Donnie TwoScoops calling her a nasty name - which even if true only leads me to reply, grow-up sugartits. Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (NYS7S) 372
I've been visiting Drudge less not because NewAndImproved Breitbart but because Drudge has clearly shifted his bias. Used to be I visited both equally. Not the current trendline for me now.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 03:55 PM (H8S+R) Wikipedia characterizes Breitbart as a "far-right" news site, but Daily Kos is "a forum focused on liberal politics," while DU is "an online community for U.S. Democrats." Oh. OK. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (Z1eux) 373
Careful she can be a cruel mistress.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 03:42 PM (suO/a) --- the best kind Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (h/uSM) 374
"I've always loved... (Raising of eyebrow) bathrobes.
Tough minded woman runs shrieking from dressing room. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (8+Ozj) 375
Yeah, you have to focus on the thrust ratio. That's what got me into so much trouble.
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 11, 2017 04:00 PM (HIDKl) 376
Was the bathrobe the size of a washcloth, because I'm thinking bikinis and such take up considerably less real estate. Voluntarily parading in bathing suits in front of an international audience is practically being raped by humanity now, I guess.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 04:00 PM (H8S+R) 377
Mario Batali's clogs: unsafe at any speed.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2017 04:00 PM (ttpW1) 378
"Good people will do the right thing."
-- "People will realize that Hillary is the most qualified person to run for president." Yes. Someone at work dinner actually said this to me. I shoved food in my mouth to keep myself from replying. Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 04:00 PM (aT+Bx) 379
"Helloo every bodeeee!"
"Would anyone like a long, squishy hug?" Posted by: Groper from Sesame Street at December 11, 2017 03:56 PM (sNwPN) ======== The puppeteer of "Elmo" was nailed for pederasty several years ago before the current crackdowns we've been seeing. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 04:01 PM (/qEW2) 380
"Good people will do the right thing."
------------------- Leftist progressives struggling to build a socialist utopia are 'good people.' They will do what is necessary to bring about Paradise on Earth. Posted by: Willford Smith at December 11, 2017 04:01 PM (KdDCu) 381
We need a Battlestar Galactica thread sometime. Favorite show of all time.
I'll try to hijack an ONT. Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 04:01 PM (kUotE) 382
"while DU is "an online community for U.S. Democrats."
Wow, not thought about DU for a long time. Is that insane asylum still in operation? Does that drunk blowhard Will Pitt still post there? Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni) 383
"Put me in Coach - I'm ready to Gay!"
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 03:58 PM That's a Crocs. Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at December 11, 2017 04:02 PM (ctuyM) 384
nood
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2017 04:02 PM (7n4KQ) 385
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-- The puppeteer of "Elmo" was nailed for pederasty several years ago before the current crackdowns we've been seeing. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 04:01 PM --------------------- Well, he was in Elmo up to his elbow. Posted by: irright at December 11, 2017 04:02 PM (pMGkg) 386
Upon deep reflection, I decided to live out the rest of my days as a gay-Italian-American. Thank you , thank you.
Posted by: Mario Batali at December 11, 2017 04:02 PM (QC/4S) 387
Remember, they tried to imply Ernie and Bert were gay.
Today's word kids is bend. Like in "bend over I'll drive". Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 04:03 PM (VpIIl) 388
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Ow, my back. Posted by: Lindsay Vonn at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (HgMAr) Here, let me swipe that crack for you. Posted by: Larry King at December 11, 2017 04:03 PM (tbOMB) 389
353 >>>"What's a life coach?"
It's like a therapist. It's friendship prostitution. You pay someone to playact as if they give a shit and you struggle to convince yourself that there is something substantial there. Personally, I find it easier to be a hermit than to bullshit myself. Plus, it's cheaper. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (/qEW2) Nah. A life coach is like a bartender who has cut you off before you started drinking. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 04:03 PM (Z1eux) 390
They were screaming at people when the A trained pulled in to close the doors.
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ_4cRG8B1g Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 04:03 PM (+y/Ru) 391
The puppeteer of "Elmo" was nailed for pederasty several years ago before the current crackdowns we've been seeing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 04:01 PM (/qEW2) I remember that, it was pretty darn awful. Yes, I love Elmo. Shut up. But whomever voices Elmo now...does just as well. If I hadn't known, I wouldn't have realized someone else took over. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 04:03 PM (r3KsD) 392
I'll be upset if any dirt comes out on Ina Garten.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2017 04:04 PM (ttpW1) 393
300 ... A trillion $ buys a LOT of B-52s and cruise missiles.
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 03:49 PM (FhXTo) And vulnerable hardware, sitting where it can be hit, is not a good value. I like the high-ground. And the low-tech nature of kinetic weapons, applying the principles of E=MC squared, without all of the nasty radiation, gives me a woody. I don't like the idea of all of that free power shinning down on the Moon that is just going to waste, when it could be powering a few handy doomsday deterrents. Blow up my junk on Earth, well that's okay, my Moon crews will still bring the pain. Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 04:04 PM (EaQ6/) 394
I'm having a hard time believing a man that can't see his own wiener and wearing Crocs and shorts is sexually harassing anyone.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 04:04 PM (YV+SU) 395
371 Wasn't pageant-lady also claiming that DJT groped her? I mean, I'm not buying any of this but I think the accusation goes beyond "made me feel uncomfortable"
As to the others, the Democrat party hack and Clinton Foundation secretary was, I think, claiming DJT forced a kiss on her (again, decades ago) which is, uh, look at her, not credible. And I think the other one was roughly Donnie TwoScoops calling her a nasty name - which even if true only leads me to reply, grow-up sugartits. Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:59 PM (NYS7S) It was an eye-grope, which is literally rape. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs) 396
Remember, they tried to imply Ernie and Bert were gay.
Today's word kids is bend. Like in "bend over I'll drive". Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 04:03 PM (VpIIl) Yep. *eyeroll* Also pushed idea about Chandler & Joey on Friends being gay. Well, now every show has gay characters and gay sex...at least it seems that way to me...and I watch PBS a lot. If it were at all an accurate reflection of the general population, it'd be one thing, but it is so not. I'm sick of it. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (r3KsD) 397
It was an eye-grope, which is literally rape. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs) Wasn't there some actress whose nude photos got hacked claiming that people looking at them was just like being raped? Posted by: moki at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (V+V48) 398
Wow, that smug liberal d-bag Ryan Lizza has been terminated by Thew New Yorker for improper sexual conduct. I am sure he claims to be a male feminist.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (OD2ni) 399
what if you flew a couple of tanker Saturn Vs alongside the main Saturn V to refuel it as it climbed and let those tankers fall on Africa or ME or wherever?
Posted by: x at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (nFwvY) 400
Wasn't there some actress whose nude photos got hacked claiming that people looking at them was just like being raped?
Posted by: moki at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (V+V4 I think so. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 04:09 PM (NWiLs) 401
Wasn't there some actress whose nude photos got hacked claiming that people looking at them was just like being raped?
Posted by: moki at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (V+V4 I think so. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 04:09 PM (NWiLs) Jennifer Lawrence is the most recent, but not the only one who has said that. There have been others in the past. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 04:10 PM (r3KsD) 402
399 what if you flew a couple of tanker Saturn Vs alongside the main Saturn V to refuel it as it climbed and let those tankers fall on Africa or ME or wherever?
Sounds great to me! Posted by: Jebediah Kerman at December 11, 2017 04:14 PM (sGtp+) 403
Saturn V, or, Hell, good old Salyuts, to loft components to LEO for assembly of the Orion drive and ships. Otherwise, fuggedabboutit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 04:16 PM (fA1SL) 404
Wasn't there some actress whose nude photos got hacked claiming that people looking at them was just like being raped?
Posted by: moki at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (V+V4 I think so. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 04:09 PM (NWiLs) Jennifer Lawrence is the most recent, but not the only one who has said that. There have been others in the past. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 04:10 PM (r3KsD) Kristen Stewart. Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 04:19 PM (NYS7S) 405
The SpaceX Heavy is going to be, if it works, more powerful than the Saturn V. Someone is going to go to the high-ground. Either the Chinese state, God forbid, or a commercial entity. I hope that the profit driven group wins the race, and I hope that Ernst Stavro Blofeld is not the chairman of the board or we are all in big trouble.
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 04:22 PM (EaQ6/) 406
397---Wasn't there some actress whose nude photos got hacked claiming that people looking at them was just like being raped?
Posted by: moki at December 11, 2017 04:07 PM (V+V4 --------------------- Jennifer Lawrence. I have zero sympathy. It's stupid to take nude pics of yourself and throw them out into the aetheric. Stupid if you're a nobody and doubly stupid if you're famous. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2017 04:38 PM (0jtPF) 407
Chain migration - off a Visa Lottery.
So, one person that should NEVER have been allowed here wins a "visa lottery" to come, and then brings a relative, who brings a relative that blows up a bomb in NY City. Insane that we have such laws. Posted by: Aarradin at December 12, 2017 02:44 AM (5kvQv) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0515 seconds. |
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