EMT 12/09/17

And now for something completely EMT.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 05:57 AM (aC6Sd)

2 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, December 9, 2017. On this day in 1979 the eradication of the smallpox virus was certified by the WHO, making smallpox the first and to date only human disease driven to extinction.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

3 cold here south of I10 (bout 2 miles) and I have to put in 10 miles

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 09, 2017 05:59 AM (BtQd4)

4 Trump is not backing down on his support for Moore despite the efforts of the communist Democrats and the RNCe RINO stooges.

http://tinyurl.com/ybwg3oop

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

5 Unlike the pissing around that the Choom did, Trump has unleashed the military on ISIS and it is having an impact.

http://tinyurl.com/ybrx9hep

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

6 My cookbook is being delivered today! I hope my moms recipe made the cut.

Posted by: Thursby at December 09, 2017 06:00 AM (WVn9a)

7 Nunes says his panel has uncovered evidence of abuse in the government surveillance program. He didn't come right out and say it in this article but what he was talking about was the FBI under Obama. And he used the term 'corruption'. So when is someone going to jail?

http://tinyurl.com/y72oqtno

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

8 9th circus clown court chief justice charged with sexual misconduct now. This list continues to grow.

http://tinyurl.com/ycqt7f3b

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

9 Good Morning.
Willowed from the previous.
Thanks logprof!

LMAO, Paul Joseph Watson had exactly the same reaction as I did to the Koranimals about Jerusalem:

https://youtu.be/mm42_08Uv5g
Posted by: logprof

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

10 The scourge of staged and fake racist acts has spread to the Navy now.

http://tinyurl.com/yabauqb5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

11 Latest Trump thing to drain the swamp. Move the deep State bureaucrats out of Washington DC. I support this 100%.

http://tinyurl.com/yada4qfp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

12 Far left Bloomberg News says the Senate tax bill shits all over the middle class despite Trump's promises. Well you Trump hating assholes I have one thing to say. What you are hiding is the FACT that the Senate tax bill is NOT the Trump tax bill and is nothing like it. The House bill is closer but even it has shortcomings. The tax mess is one swamp that will never be drained without an Art V convention.

http://tinyurl.com/y8hvlrdz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

13 The FBI handwriting expert touted by Allred disputes her statements about the yearbook.

http://tinyurl.com/y78xu8oq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

14 Jebbie the Hutt staffer admits he is the one who planted the BS Moore story with WaPo. Is there any doubt that Jebbie was behind it? And this smacks of the RNCe which we have been saying all along.

http://tinyurl.com/y9pplxtq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

15 Nikki Haley says the US may not participate in the upcoming Olympics in South Korea due to problems with the Norks.

http://tinyurl.com/ya9kvzpm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

16 The ITC recommends that US impose sanctions on Samsung and LG over washing machine imports citing damage to American Whirlpool. I wasn't aware that Whirlpool appliances were still made in the US. IIANM they are made in Mexico.

http://tinyurl.com/y7vg5acm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

17 The DOJ has asked the Senate committee that investigated PP for their unredacted findings. Sounds like they may be opening an investigation.

http://tinyurl.com/y83pbdml

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

18 Recall that crooked judge who was impeached for taking bribes and who is now a FL Democrat Representative? Well he has used $220,000 of YOUR tax money to pay off women complaining about his sexual improprieties. The SOB should be in jail.

http://tinyurl.com/ybmyp77u

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

19 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y7cm49op

And that's it for today

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

20 Need coffee

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 06:05 AM (aC6Sd)

21 Unlike the pissing around that the Choom did, Trump has unleashed the military on ISIS and it is having an impact.

Just shows to go ya, Trump is not as good of a leader of the armed forces as the JEF. The JEF had read some books and was very very smart about these things.

IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

22 PJW mirrors my thoughts about Jerusalem:

https://youtu.be/mm42_08Uv5g

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 06:10 AM (GsAUU)

23 A light snow this morning. I was woke from my slumber to the sound of plow trucks plowing and throwing salt already. I bet by February they will be boo hooing on how they are running low on salt.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:11 AM (8ikIW)

24 9 Good Morning.
Willowed from the previous.
Thanks logprof!

LMAO, Paul Joseph Watson had exactly the same reaction as I did to the Koranimals about Jerusalem:

https://youtu.be/mm42_08Uv5g
Posted by: logprof
Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

--Damn it, I got beaten by someone posting my own willowed post.

A sure sign it's time for bed.

Must wake up in time for Army-Navy game.

Bless you, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 06:11 AM (GsAUU)

25 PJW mirrors my thoughts about Jerusalem:

https://youtu.be/mm42_08Uv5g
Posted by: logprof

I had brought that over up top. It's a great video. Thanks for posting that.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:12 AM (8ikIW)

26 23
A light snow this morning. I was woke from my slumber to the sound of
plow trucks plowing and throwing salt already. I bet by February they
will be boo hooing on how they are running low on salt.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:11 AM (8ikIW)

Its 35F her now and raining. It won't take much lower to star snowing IN early Dec!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

27 Morning, Morons. About two hours left in my night tour, then I can go sleep. I will probably want to get up early this afternoon; we will probably be done drilling here, and i could go home this (saturday) evening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 06:13 AM (H+ulh)

28 Chicago Tribune: Trump reached a new low:

That is how we got a president who seems intent on repeatedly sinking to depths previously unknown

Hillary would have maintained the majesty of the Presidency, (I added that)

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2017 06:15 AM (aekx3)

29
The JEF had read some books and was very very smart about these things.

His staffers read some book summaries prepared by lower-level staffers. From this they developed a checklist that they presented to The Idiot God before he hurried off to his golf game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2017 06:15 AM (uK5RW)

30 Well Morons I am heading back to the rocking chair. Be good and don't you male guys pull the pig tails of the little babe in front of you.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

31 Trump Fails at whatever Despite Campaign Promise.

Posted by: CNN at December 09, 2017 06:23 AM (bc2Lc)

32 Chicago Tribune: Trump reached a new low:

It's too bad Trump! has to actually scrape the gutter to try and clean up the mess.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:23 AM (8ikIW)

33 Dang, y'all are up early today. Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 09, 2017 06:26 AM (+Tibp)

34 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

And I am totes unprepared, so I am making a shopping list. Used the last of our milk with coffee, so: milk, cheetos...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 06:29 AM (W+vEI)

35 Recall that crooked judge who was impeached for taking bribes and who is now a FL Democrat Representative? Well he has used $220,000 of YOUR tax money to pay off women complaining about his sexual improprieties. The SOB should be in jail.

It's nice that there is money around for gubbmint peoples to pay off this behavior that nobody nowhere nohow knows about.
How does it get into the account? How does it come out of the account? Is it just a cigar box in a desk somewhere?

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

36 I have no use for snow, it just makes work for me.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 06:38 AM (aC6Sd)

37 >>Jebbie the Hutt staffer admits he is the one who planted the BS Moore story with WaPo.

Wow, what a patriot! /sarc
This has been going on for more than a year, given the almost certain coordination of the Access Hollywood tape with Paul Ryan.

Some people here like to mock new social media warriors like Cernovich and Posobiec, but at least they freakin' fight *for* us, not *against* us. What's worse is that these self-declared fierce defenders of the GOP principles are working harder against Trump than they ever did against Obama and the Dems. As Ace said, f#ck these guys in particular.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 06:38 AM (W+vEI)

38 Are people getting hard copies of the cookbook yet?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 06:38 AM (aC6Sd)

39 38 Are people getting hard copies of the cookbook yet?
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 06:38 AM (aC6Sd)
Amazon says mine arrives monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 09, 2017 06:43 AM (BtQd4)

40 My cookbook to arrive tomorrow. Ordered Thursday night.

Posted by: Love Gun at December 09, 2017 06:45 AM (JoQAu)

41 I am not getting mine till Tuesday, but went with free 2 day shipping, and 30 days of Prime free.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 06:46 AM (aC6Sd)

42 Mrs VIA's cookbook will arrive tomorrow.

Oh.....G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 06:51 AM (EyPfd)

43 The trick was when my Kindle app stopped I accidentally put in Teen Kindle so then erased that and put in the regular Kindle and it came up like I was a new customer. I think so anyway. Also have 5 bucks off a ebook, but wanted the cookbook in hard copy.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 06:58 AM (aC6Sd)

44 Too bad about Judge Alex Kozinsky.

"The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances where all other rights have failed - where the government refuses to stand for reelection and silences those who protest; where courts have lost the courage to oppose, or can find no one to enforce their decrees. However improbable these contingencies may seem today, facing them unprepared is a mistake a free people get to make only once."

He had an interesting take on some things.

Posted by: Love Gun at December 09, 2017 06:59 AM (JoQAu)

45 Vic, Whirlpool makes most of their major appliances in US. Dishwashers, ovens, ranges, washers, dryers, refrigerators. Lowest price stuff may be imported, varies by type of appliance.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2017 07:04 AM (JyFLk)

46 Well, good news for me. After 8 weeks of no alcohol, due to a stem cell injection into my knee, I can enjoy a few beers today.
I might just enjoy them while watching the Army Navy game.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

47 Santa make her my bride for Samhain.
Santa it wouldn't cost very much.
Just a sprinkle of reindeer dust, a sprig of mistle toe
Your intoned incantation
As you fly above the snow.

Santa if you will use your magic
This Hallows Eve while I'm holding her tight
Then I'll whisper the proper thing and offer
Please Santa make her my Samhain bride.

Posted by: Dyslexic undertaker's Son with his "perfect girl" at December 09, 2017 07:05 AM (/qEW2)

48 Perhaps I can get a little more room painting done before the best damn football game of the year comes on.

Go Navy..

Beat Army!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:06 AM (EyPfd)

49
Another week passed; another weekend wherein the preening and moralizing statist pygmies will take to their statist airwaves to lecture us rubes. 'Tis such a shame that I never turn them on to listen, as they assure us that we would learn so much.

Our Boy Scout Troop will honor our 99th Eagle Scout this afternoon. I will bestow upon this fine young man my customary gift of a walking staff that I have made myself which commemorates his Trail to Eagle. I have made twelve of these staffs so far and I have two more in the queue. This, among other worthwhile things looked down upon by our statist and nattering betters, is what keeps me going.

I guess I should arise and go see if there is snowfall occurring, which our preening, moralizing and screeching statists betters had assured us would now be a thing of the past.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2017 07:07 AM (IcLGl)

50 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2017 07:07 AM (KCxzN)

51 pres.#44 weaponized us gov against all his enemies both foreign and domestic. b oh feels comfy, lucky. it won't touch the sun king. too late b oh will realize he was a tool all the while. ashes in your mouth brak oh bama. savor the ashes in their mouthes as they break themselves upon the Rock.

Posted by: azalea city at December 09, 2017 07:07 AM (WX+x0)

52 G'mornin' Horde !

Even though I ordered while the announcement post was still fresh, my cookbook hasn't even shipped yet.
Concerned !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2017 07:09 AM (HySvC)

53 GO AIR FORCE!!!

Oops, they aren't playing. They sucked this year anyway. The CinC Cup will go to either Army or Navy this year. USAF won it last year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2017 07:10 AM (7cGSO)

54 Ha! Read all the content! [Snicker]

Posted by: Latemarch at December 09, 2017 07:10 AM (Jm+IB)

55 'Even though I ordered while the announcement post was still fresh, my cookbook hasn't even shipped yet.
Concerned !'

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:11 AM (EyPfd)

56
Snowing here. Chains on the tractor, plow installed. Since I'm all prepared we'll probably get zilch.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 09, 2017 07:11 AM (ajiE5)

57 I was reading Jenna Jameson's Twitter posts about poor August Ames' suicide.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahxkon9

It's kind of funny that I know Jenna Jameson more from her Twitter exploits than her porn.

Women who go into porn undoubtably have "issues", but they give men many hours of pleasure and deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2017 07:14 AM (sdi6R)

58 I will bestow upon this fine young man my customary gift of a walking staff that I have made myself which commemorates his Trail to Eagle.

Ah - an excellent idea.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 09, 2017 07:16 AM (fiGNd)

59 Since I have to lose sleep on a Saturday morning, I might as well hang out here.

So, anyone notice how obama is morphing into a satire of himself? I'm surprised he didn't say "yay me" like a Millennial snowflake.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 09, 2017 07:16 AM (Zd2ZF)

60 Women who go into porn undoubtably have "issues", but they give men many hours of pleasure and deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2017 07:14 AM (sdi6R)

It is *still* a workplace. An employee can refuse to perform a job that places their health and safety at risk. Period.

The ghey lobby can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 09, 2017 07:17 AM (ajiE5)

61 Our Boy Scout Troop will honor our 99th Eagle Scout this afternoon. I will bestow upon this fine young man my customary gift of a walking staff that I have made myself which commemorates his Trail to Eagle. I have made twelve of these staffs so far and I have two more in the queue. This, among other worthwhile things looked down upon by our statist and nattering betters, is what keeps me going.

What a nice gift. How many walking staffs have you made for them?

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

62 What a nice gift. How many walking staffs have you made for them?
Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

Oh gosh - I couldn't keep count.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 09, 2017 07:18 AM (fiGNd)

63 When's Obama gonna come out in favor of Beverly Hills partying?

Posted by: Corona at December 09, 2017 07:19 AM (88+VL)

64 OK ... Pedo Senator Sock off.

The walking stick thing is cool. Do you turn 'em on a lathe, or hand-carve 'em ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 09, 2017 07:19 AM (fiGNd)

65 The walking stick is a great idea

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 07:19 AM (aC6Sd)

66 Oh gosh - I couldn't keep count.
Posted by: Harry Reid

Harry, you got beat up by a rubber band. I doubt you could walk and "staff" at the same time

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

67 >>>Too bad about Judge Alex Kozinsky.

At least it's not a loss, since Trump gets to appoint the successor.

The only thing that worries me is that a Hawaiian judge might overturn the appointment and appoint another Hawaiian judge to the 9th Circuit.

We've got to abolish the Hawaiian Judge clause in the Constitution. It keeps biting us on the ass.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 07:20 AM (/qEW2)

68 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:21 AM (hyuyC)

69 Good morning. Tiny snowflakes swirling outside.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 07:21 AM (Xm9C+)

70 We've got to abolish the Hawaiian Judge clause in the Constitution. It keeps biting us on the ass.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 07:20 AM (/qEW2)

No shit ... should probably round-file the Federal Judiciary Trumps Everything phrase while we're at it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 09, 2017 07:21 AM (fiGNd)

71 Snowing here. Chains on the tractor, plow installed. Since I'm all prepared we'll probably get zilch. Posted by: Acme Explosives

nice ... no snow here. Last year I didn't have to plow the lane once. It's kinda fun to do, unless it is 10 degrees and blowing. Kinda wish I'd gotten a cab on the tractor at those moments.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2017 07:22 AM (otAqJ)

72 Lemon Sqeezy is still a dickwrangler, especially on weekends!

Posted by: Ms Vanderbilt at December 09, 2017 07:23 AM (2X7pN)

73 The ghey lobby can eat a BOD.
_______________

No, for them that's a reward, and they deserve to be punished for how they bullied that poor woman. She was just trying to protect her own health, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2017 07:23 AM (fqUgw)

74 What I want to know is when are we getting rid of BIGPOX.
Hell start with middlepox if you have to Doc.

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2017 07:25 AM (cS/ge)

75 "She was just trying to protect her own health, and there's nothing wrong with that."

Yet these are the same hypocrites who will then turn around and tell her that smoking is bad, and second hand smoke kills.

Followed by a long laundry list of health warnings, concerns and tongue clucking about every possible unhealthy life style choice she makes.

Except for a desire to not engage in sexual activity with an individual known to have practiced unprotected anal sex.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:28 AM (EyPfd)

76 I saw Lemon Squeezy and the Dickwranglers open for the Pudstranglers at JB Scotts in 1980!

Posted by: Ms Vanderbilt at December 09, 2017 07:31 AM (2X7pN)

77 16 The ITC recommends that US impose sanctions on Samsung and LG over washing machine imports citing damage to American Whirlpool. I wasn't aware that Whirlpool appliances were still made in the US. IIANM they are made in Mexico.
Vic, many of their appliances are made just south of me in Ohio.

Posted by: F.N.G. at December 09, 2017 07:33 AM (kiSdp)

78 Heinlein in his "Crazy Years" riff could have never predicted todays social climate.

And yet, outside of the insanity, good men and women raise good kids and are a credit to the revolutionary dream that is America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:37 AM (hyuyC)

79 Yet these are the same hypocrites who will then turn around and tell her that smoking is bad, and second hand smoke kills.
__________________

Yep, I'm just sick of these fascist gays in particular. The ones who target businesses and file lawsuits against them because they don't want to participate in their "weddings," or who get on Twatter and bully and scream "homophobe" at anybody who dares to point out any of the unpleasant, but true, facts about their lifestyle.

They're assholes, and it's long past time that they were called out for being the disgusting jerks that they are.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2017 07:39 AM (fqUgw)

80 I will be extremely disappointed if there is not at least one plagiarized recipe in The Deplorable Gourmet from Pow Wow Chow!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 09, 2017 07:39 AM (b8HGm)

81 Logprof, agreed on the Joseph Paul Watson video.

Ever wonder why the most supportive conservative voices are spoken with British accents?

JPW
Mark Steyn
Stefan Molyneux
Katie Hopkins
Stu Varney
even Milo is British

weird

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2017 07:39 AM (pnl52)

82 News last night here in No. VA said there would be eight feet of snow, chaos in the streets and probably zombies. Wake up this morning- No snow, no zombies, no carnage. Disappointed.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 09, 2017 07:41 AM (gaFth)

83 " News last night here in No. VA said there would be eight feet of snow, chaos in the streets and probably zombies. Wake up this morning- No snow, no zombies, no carnage. Disappointed."

We got this story wrong too?

Posted by: This...is CNN at December 09, 2017 07:42 AM (EyPfd)

84 It's not even just about gays. I think a lot of women who go into porn are emotionally fragile or damaged in some way. Probably some of them were abused at some point.

There was one internet camgirl I liked who posted that she adopted a kitten. I emailed her saying, "Give him a skritch for me". She replied, "Will do!"

There wasn't much point to that other than brightening her day a little.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2017 07:42 AM (sdi6R)

85 "They're assholes..."

I thought that was the whole focus of gaydom.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 07:42 AM (Xm9C+)

86 82 MaureenTheTemp

The WTOP glass-enclosed "Voice of DOOM" (Disaster Weather on the 8's) has predicted 50 of the last 8 big snows. And I'll bet Trader Joes is stripped of wine, bread, and chips.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:43 AM (hyuyC)

87 I thought that was the whole focus of gaydom.
Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 07:42 AM (Xm9C+)

Second look at using the term "Big Anus" to describe the gay lobby?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 07:44 AM (H+ulh)

88 News last night here in No. VA said there would be eight feet of snow, chaos in the streets and probably zombies. Wake up this morning- No snow, no zombies, no carnage. Disappointed.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp

The Chicago weather guessers had their OMG commercials on before the 6 pm nooze. Cold and snow coming. Tune in to see how much.
It was already cold here. I looked at Inteliicast and it said less then a half inch.
Nobody said nothing about zombies. I best take the shotgun with me to get the mail

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 07:44 AM (8ikIW)

89 According to the radar..the snowpocalyopse will be descending upon us at any moment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:45 AM (EyPfd)

90 rickl. How's the meal program going?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2017 07:46 AM (n04/c)

91 NaCly Dog - And they wonder why we ignore all the climate change predictions.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 09, 2017 07:47 AM (gaFth)

92 Village Idiot's Apprentice and all the rest of the Washington, DC and Baltimore Morons, please stay safe. The rate of road accidents after the first 300 flakes is like the right side of a parabola.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:47 AM (hyuyC)

93 '"They're assholes..."

I thought that was the whole focus of gaydom.'

Well, that and fabulous interior decorating.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:47 AM (EyPfd)

94 "They're assholes..."

Suicidal assholes, also. What's their suicide rate? Something like ten times background level if I recall correctly.

That doesn't mean that others have to play the same game of sexual Russian roulette with their bodies.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 09, 2017 07:48 AM (ajiE5)

95 Latest Trump thing to drain the swamp. Move the deep State bureaucrats out of Washington DC. I support this 100%.

http://tinyurl.com/yada4qfp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 09, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

Relocate them to the center of the country...maybe East St. Louis.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2017 07:48 AM (1Oy/Q)

96 MaureenTheTemp

Absolutely. You may be able to tell I'm a tad cynical of DC weather guessers.

And thats even without considering the SCIENCE!
All the peer-reviewed predictions from 2002-3 for 2013-14 were bunk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:49 AM (hyuyC)

97 Hey Salty!

Yeh, at the first sight of a flake of snow, vehicles immediately lose all directional control.

Baltimore...too far north to know how to eat grits.
and too far south to know how to drive in snow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:49 AM (EyPfd)

98 Washington, DC and Baltimore Morons, please stay safe. The rate of road accidents after the first 300 flakes is like the right side of a parabola.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:47 AM (hyuyC)
---
That's why I have a spiked cowcatcher and a flamethrower mounted on my winterized Forester.

Well, that's not really the reason...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 07:50 AM (qJtVm)

99 MaureenTheTemp

We need Jaime O'Keefe to investigate the links between Weather Announcers, Big Bread, Big Toilet Paper, and Big Dairy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:51 AM (hyuyC)

100 Shoulda been a meteorologist, where else can you be sooo completely wrong and still have a job....oh wait....

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 09, 2017 07:51 AM (DAdSz)

101 Hey Eris...

Winter is coming

:Ned Stark

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 07:52 AM (EyPfd)

102 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

You would have a lot of manly men around here wanting to ride with you in your deer killing and flambe contraption, even outside of deer season.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:54 AM (hyuyC)

103 Move the Dept of the Interor to Wyoming, Education to the south side of Chicago, HHS to Hibbing Minnesota, scatter the alphabets all around, and keep only DOD and State in DC.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 07:55 AM (Xm9C+)

104 Morning all. Mrs redux away on a business trip. Puttering around the house, patiently awaiting the arrival of my Horde Cookbook ~ scheduled for tomorrow! Yeah!

Moore~mageddon arrives Tuesday. Piling in the popcorn!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 09, 2017 07:55 AM (0YSzp)

105 Winter is coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4rs70mnB-c

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 07:55 AM (S6Pax)

106 The first day of deer season I saw 9 deer near the road. Then none until the day after the season was over, when I saw the 3 survivors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:56 AM (hyuyC)

107 99 NaCly Dog- Don't forget Big Water. Why people buy bottled water when they are expecting a big pile of frozen water to land on their front lawn has always been a mystery to me.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 09, 2017 07:56 AM (gaFth)

108 That's why I have a spiked cowcatcher and a flamethrower mounted on my winterized Forester.

Well, that's not really the reason...
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Some kind of xexual innuendo there? With a ....Subaru Forester?
Tell us more!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 07:57 AM (S6Pax)

109 There is a Australian guy often on Dennis Pragrrs show who says he was a American since he was a kid so he finally moved here. Don't remember his name but he goes aroud speaking and has written a book.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 07:57 AM (aC6Sd)

110 MaureenTheTemp

Mild chortle. So true.

And these people who want to collapse civilization so they can rule over others. Their last words will be "Alas."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:58 AM (hyuyC)

111 Don't remember his name but he goes aroud speaking and has written a book.
Posted by: Skip

Yeah, that guy!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 07:58 AM (S6Pax)

112 Electic was out some winter past and we have a pump so no water, to flush toilets we melted snow in the fireplace.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 07:59 AM (aC6Sd)

113 Oh Cr@p ~ !!! Almost forgot Army Navy!!

Go Army . . . Beat Navy!

Time to go catch all of this year's spirit videos!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 09, 2017 08:00 AM (0YSzp)

114 I want my decision to use my mouth as a wandcozy to be celebrated!

Posted by: Ms Vanderbilt at December 09, 2017 08:01 AM (2X7pN)

115 I have no dog in the game but since Navy was romping all over Army for years the last few have wanted Army to win.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 08:02 AM (aC6Sd)

116 Electic was out some winter past and we have a pump so no water, to flush toilets we melted snow in the fireplace.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 07:59 AM (aC6Sd)

Maybe next time, fill your bath tub prior to the storm.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2017 08:02 AM (1Oy/Q)

117 Well, time for me to call it a night. My relief is a few minutes overdue, though. But I am all current.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 08:03 AM (H+ulh)

118 Well everyone, as usual its been great.

Have a serene day. If there is measurable snow, incentivize some teenagers to be entrepreneurs.

and Bozo Conservative....menace to society, thank your for that soothing link. Out here on the prairie, the snow soundtrack is winds and more winds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 08:03 AM (hyuyC)

119 Why people buy bottled water when they are expecting a big pile of frozen water to land on their front lawn has always been a mystery to me.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp

We usually have 5 or 6 gallon bottles on hand. If the electrical goes out, the water in the pressure tank is reserved for flushing only.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 08:03 AM (8ikIW)

120 I think it is referred to as Corporate Water, not Big Water.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 09, 2017 08:04 AM (2X7pN)

121 Electic was out some winter past and we have a pump so no water, to flush toilets we melted snow in the fireplace.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 07:59 AM (aC6Sd)

I have three milk cartons with four gallons of water apiece I keep outside just for flushing toilets when the power goes out.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 09, 2017 08:04 AM (ajiE5)

122 Maybe next time, fill your bath tub prior to the storm.
Posted by: BignJames

That's an option, except with the large trees around here. They can lose a branch in a 12 MPH wind that will take out a line.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 08:05 AM (8ikIW)

123 Some kind of xexual innuendo there? With a ....Subaru Forester?
Tell us more!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 07:57 AM (S6Pax)
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I just love the idea of a pimped out 2007 Subaru in Colander Facemask World.

Also, when I bought it, I was ignorant of its supposed fan base. If anything it's blandly asexual.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:07 AM (qJtVm)

124 Oh, and

GO NAVY! FLOG ARMY!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:08 AM (qJtVm)

125 Ever wonder why the most supportive conservative voices are spoken with British accents?

JPW
Mark Steyn
Stefan Molyneux
Katie Hopkins
Stu Varney
even Milo is British

weird

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2017 07:39 AM (pnl52)

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The Magna Carta was British. Locke was British. The weird thing is how they degenerated to their current state.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 08:08 AM (/qEW2)

126 #TwoWeeks.

I shoulda known.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2017 08:08 AM (HySvC)

127 Oh Oh. Trump! is awake

Fake News CNN made a vicious and purposeful mistake yesterday. They were caught red handed, just like lonely Brian Ross at ABC News (who should be immediately fired for his "mistake&" Watch to see if @CNN fires those responsible, or was it just gross incompetence?

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 08:08 AM (8ikIW)

128 The media's Russia probe meltdown: 3 screw-ups in one week

http://tinyurl.com/yd9z3vaj

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2017 08:09 AM (oVJmc)

129 I know a bunch of guys who race Subis and as far as I know none are ghey. It's the Miata owners you have to look out for.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2017 08:09 AM (UdKB7)

130 Looks like Kozinsky was chief judge on the 9th Circuit from 2007-2014. Not sure where he is now.

Posted by: Love Gun at December 09, 2017 08:09 AM (JoQAu)

131 I just love the idea of a pimped out 2007 Subaru in Colander Facemask World.

Also, when I bought it, I was ignorant of its supposed fan base. If anything it's blandly asexual.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:07 AM (qJtVm)

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Nope. Not asexual.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gay-friendly-cars-is-subaru-number-one/

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 08:12 AM (/qEW2)

132 From I think PJ media a video of Alec Baldwin spewing his TDS, I was cracking up so much had to stop watching before I choked. He has bought Russian collusion hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 08:13 AM (aC6Sd)

133 Giancarlo Stanton will soon be a Yankee. America has been made great again.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2017 08:15 AM (cCsPW)

134 I mean the design itself is uninspiring if functional. It doesn't say BAM! let's git to scissorin'!

I've read the articles and don't give a rip.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:15 AM (qJtVm)

135 @125 and I left out Orwell, Chesterton, Lewis, Thatcher. And a few years later, *poof*, all gone.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 08:17 AM (/qEW2)

136 I've read the articles and don't give a rip

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:15 AM (qJtVm)

Really...it's not like they come with "special" options. Some men won't wear a pink shirt, I will, looks great w/a charcoal suit.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2017 08:19 AM (1Oy/Q)

137 I've read the articles and don't give a rip.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:15 AM (qJtVm)

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Gah - sometimes my brain has trouble parsing things, especially at this hour on a Saturday. You were referring to the car, not the fanbase.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 08:19 AM (/qEW2)

138 No snow here, just cold as fuck.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 09, 2017 08:19 AM (CNHr1)

139 So when is someone going to jail?

I have lost almost all hope of justice prevailing. It may something like the French Revolution for all of this to come out, and to have the guilty incarcerated. Those at the top that are corrupt always seam to buy into the public can't handle the truth. Give us a chance!

Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2017 08:19 AM (5kj+H)

140 Whoa. Woke up to snow or sleet all over the the deck this morning.

That's not something that we normally get. In fact, I think it's the first time in the 30 years we've lived here that there has been an accumulation of frozen precipitation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2017 08:20 AM (WbIyz)

141 Cold and rainy here on the OBX. Northeast wind, don't usually get this weather until after January

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at December 09, 2017 08:21 AM (Vuaet)

142 Looking through spirit videos and saw this.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Watch the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKWdoJClhA

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 09, 2017 08:22 AM (0YSzp)

143 >>> Those at the top that are corrupt always seam to buy into the public can't handle the truth.

They always tailor their message to dress up their reputation.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2017 08:22 AM (cHbmY)

144 And the first fine flakes have begun descending from the heavens .

Ohh,,,the huge manatee!!!

Pray for us!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2017 08:24 AM (EyPfd)

145 Smidgeons of snow here in the Chicago burbs. My husband is patiently waiting to whip out the snowblower.

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 09, 2017 08:24 AM (DAdSz)

146 One of my most favoritst thing about snow in the South is watching my kids putting grocery bags between their socks and an old pair of shoes to keep their feet dry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at December 09, 2017 08:24 AM (pgpCN)

147 re: so when is someone going to jail?

I was just thinking about the Harvey Weinstein thing.

Not one criminal charge has been leveled at him, or anyone else for that matter. A couple of private lawsuits have been filed, but not one criminal charge. WTH are they waiting for?

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2017 08:24 AM (pnl52)

148 129 I know a bunch of guys who race Subis and as far as I know none are ghey. It's the Miata owners you have to look out for.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2017 08:09 AM (UdKB7)

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Sure, but the WRXs and STIs have evolved into their own animals. Come to think of it, I've never seen a lesbian driving either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at December 09, 2017 08:28 AM (pgpCN)

149 Also, when I bought it, I was ignorant of its supposed fan base. If anything it's blandly asexual.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Oh, I know!

They are pretty good cars.
I almost bought a used one 12 years ago, but bought a used A6 Avant AWD Audi station wagon instead. It's got Quattro!
I just wanted an AWD for winter traveling with the kids. We had gone on a trip with the minivan the previous winter, and it was really treacherous on bad roads.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 08:28 AM (S6Pax)

150 Not one criminal charge has been leveled at him, or anyone else for that matter. A couple of private lawsuits have been filed, but not one criminal charge. WTH are they waiting for?
Posted by: squeakywheel

I was just watching the TV Batman and thinking that too. They defy death and run all over town to capture the criminals. 6 to 8 weeks later, the criminals are back in town

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 08:28 AM (8ikIW)

151 nood weird.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 08:28 AM (/qEW2)

152 Looking forward to the Army v Navy game this afternoon. I loved going to that game when I lived in Philly. I caught a couple of games at the old Veterans Memorial Stadium, and a few at Lincoln Field. Damm it was cold sometimes, this look like it will be one of those days.

Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2017 08:29 AM (5kj+H)

153 Kinda wish I'd gotten a cab on the tractor at those moments.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2017 07:22 AM (otAqJ

May God have granted you a Farmall M

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 09, 2017 08:30 AM (Jj+59)

154 Just because we are an Army Family (Papa Redux: Major, U.S. Army, Retired, Veteran of Vietnam ~ C/O of a M*A*S*H* Unit) doesn't mean we cannot give equal time to Navy (sailed against some of the Middies in a few of the Newport to Bermuda races. Good, young men all, and damn, fine sailors).

This is a tear jerker too. Remembrance on Pearl Harbor Day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7o4Ltq_Dz8

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 09, 2017 08:31 AM (0YSzp)

155 I HAVE SEEN SONOBI!

Also, snow on the ground. In Alabama. Outside my window.

(Turned off scripts and Sonobi fled. What a wuss!)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 09, 2017 08:32 AM (lLeln)

156 Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 08:08 AM (8ikIW)

According to Twitter CNN has already said they wouldn't punish the author as he followed protocol. Which tells us something about their idea of protocol I guess. Apparently, having two sources hand you information is the same as verifying the information twice, at least in their world.

What has happened when *Glen Greenwald* is the straight-arrow calling the organization to account and explaining to lay-people all the ways CNN screwed up?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 09, 2017 08:33 AM (rp9xB)

157 Morning, y'all. Sunny but chilly (40F) here, so socks, pants, and coffee.

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 09, 2017 08:33 AM (MINbv)

158 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Snowblower?

That's not a snowblower, this is a snowblower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvR-eaKUVqU

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 09, 2017 08:34 AM (tRaq7)

159 I'm excited because today I get to volunteer at a Church Christmas Party.

They said they already had someone to play Santa, but that I could be a subordinate Claus.

I'm here all week -- try the eggnog.

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at December 09, 2017 08:35 AM (sH2iL)

160 Oh no, tiny fluffy flakes are lazily drifting down.

It begins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 08:40 AM (qJtVm)

161 NOOD is up

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 08:41 AM (8ikIW)

162 WTH are they waiting for?
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2017 08:24 AM (pnl52)

Evidence

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 08:47 AM (8WHHp)

163 The first day of deer season I saw 9 deer near the
road. Then none until the day after the season was over, when I saw the
3 survivors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 07:56 AM (hyuyC)
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Last night as we were going to Friday Fish Fry, three deer darted in front of our car. We slammed on the brakes and skidded onto the shoulder. The oncoming car apparently did not see them and kept going full speed. I don't know how that last one escaped injury.

Oh and good morning.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2017 08:47 AM (lwiT4)

164
The walking stick thing is cool. Do you turn 'em on a lathe, or hand-carve 'em ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 09, 2017 07:19 AM (fiGNd)

I take recently fallen tree limbs from a nearby Scout Reservation as-is, strip them of bark and then do minimal shaping of them. The sticks are decorative rather than functional and I tell the recipients that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2017 09:32 AM (q7oNT)

165 Well, good news for me. After 8 weeks of no alcohol, due to a stem cell injection into my knee, I can enjoy a few beers today.
I might just enjoy them while watching the Army Navy game.

Did/does the stem cell therapy work for you?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 09, 2017 10:25 AM (CL76w)

166 125 All the Brits who valued freedom over safety, and didn't have anything to inherit, came here. Same for lots of other countries. We benefit from being a people descended from the risk-takers. That, and the Brits losing a generation of men in the trenches of Flanders, is why they are what they are today. Oh, and unrestricted immigration.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2017 10:28 AM (jK8Z7)

167 Prediction: For the 118th time, Army wins the march-on.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2017 10:31 AM (jK8Z7)

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