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Friday Night's ONT is Sick!

Or I am. Not sure which. One of the two.

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I don't feel like fighting tonight, so the ONT is going to be all positive stories.

Big Ass Head

Here's another cute clip like last night's baby alphabet/counting one.



Wait, I thought This Didn't Happen in Republican States

The amazing decline in Texas homelessness

From 2007, the first year the counts were conducted, to 2016, the number of homeless people in Texas has declined by almost 42 percent - from about 40,000 people in 2007 to 23,000 this year. That's the fifth-biggest drop in the country, behind Michigan, New Jersey, Kentucky and West Virginia. Making this all more remarkable, Texas' population overall has grown by 13 percent over that same time period, which none of those other states can match.

Huh. Imagine that.

Wonderful Story

Police officer adopts homeless mother's opioid-addicted newborn

Just a fantastic story. Officer Holets is truly doing God's work here on Earth.


BUILD THE WALL NOW!

Crime is rampant along the border! Woman Caught Trying to Smuggle Bologna Into US

I never sausage a thing. I bet there's more here than meats the eye, but if this is to be cured, DC is going to have to determine the links between government pork and casings like this. Then comes the legislative grind, but they'll have to be careful not to butcher it.

Bold as Hell

Oh no you AIN'T robbing me. He just stares the guy down. Damn courageous, particularly since the balloon at the counter was urging the perp to pull the trigger.



Related:

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Next Year in Jerusalem!

Man, I would dearly love to attend a seder. At the US embassy. In JERUSALEM!

Best news of the week was Trump deciding to move the embassy.

Watching that makes me think. When was the last time you saw large groups of happy Muslims (other than after an act of violence)? hmm.jpg


Interesting

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Fido Friday




Alabama

The Roy Moore election is Tuesday. I don't even like Moore all that much (except for his willingness to defy the Supreme Court, I like that a lot, but I'm in no shape to start a discussion of the inadequacies of Article 3, the out-of-control judiciary, and the need for co-equal branches of government), but I like the lynch mob mentality in this country right now even less. And yes, that extends to Frankin, Conyers, Barton, et al. Anyhow, I write no more ONTs before the election, so I'll put this here:

Why It's Justified To Vote For A Morally Questionable Politician

Y'all are big boys and girls, you may draw your own conclusions.

And that's about it for tonight. I dunno how long I'll be around, so y'all play nice, y'hear?

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Nyquil:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:37 PM




Comments

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1 st?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 08, 2017 09:35 PM (H5rtT)

2 How about that.

Lot of material here, for a sick guy.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 08, 2017 09:36 PM (H5rtT)

3 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 09:36 PM (e9G8E)

4 Yaaaaasssss...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 09:37 PM (e9G8E)

5 Well, that looks like quite a lot of ONT.

* dives in *

Posted by: mindful webworker - in Joe Biden swim trunks at December 08, 2017 09:40 PM (NU2/k)

6 Feel better, WeirdDave. Thanks for the great ONT,,

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 08, 2017 09:40 PM (nvMvs)

7 Thom tillis. The gift that keeps giving.

Posted by: NCKate at December 08, 2017 09:41 PM (7j8+5)

8 The question quickly becomes... what is morally questionable in a politician?

Its OK if they lie, cheat and steal... and sleep with boys... and murder interns... and grab women... and knowingly break every security law...

But heaven forfend you should want to date someone younger than you!!!!!

/spit

Posted by: Skeletor at December 08, 2017 09:42 PM (NgKpN)

9 Weirddave, you get yourself better! My son is sick too - he's been in bed sleeping for the last two days. I mean out like a light. I would think mono but no sore throat.

Anyway, I hope you feel better tomorrow. And thank you for the nice ONT, particularly the babies.

Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2017 09:43 PM (UoSKV)

10 local radio guy here, said he'd get a uterus transplant, sex change and hormonal therapy and let trent franks do what ever for $5m

Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at December 08, 2017 09:44 PM (0O7c5)

11 Hey everybody. Just found out my copy of the cookbook is coming tomorrow. Woo hoo!

In honor of it, here's qdpsteve's song of the week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5jvkbp9Q8E

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2017 09:45 PM (eMKNe)

12 Sick thread, dude.

Posted by: Chad Kruger at December 08, 2017 09:46 PM (JhE5a)

13 I personally am thinking of doing a YouTube video on how to make Egg McMorons.

Maybe we should ask Captain Whitebread to produce a radio commercial for the cookbook.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2017 09:46 PM (eMKNe)

14 WeirdDave - hope you feel better soon!

My hometown remedy = whiskey!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2017 09:46 PM (5tSKk)

15 Here's a happy story!

Gravis 49/45 Moore.

Last Gravis was Jones +4.

That's an 8-point shift.

Eat death liberules. No Alabama senate seat for you.

Posted by: strawdog at December 08, 2017 09:46 PM (Cssks)

16 Doggies and babies. Yea!

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 09:47 PM (+lVUW)

17 Saw this the other day. In Israel, Robbie Cano and some happy little leaguers.

https://twitter.com/ILBaseball/status/938127715630186496

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 09:47 PM (EzdLW)

18 7 Thom tillis. The gift that keeps giving.
Posted by: NCKate at December 08, 2017 09:41 PM (7j8+5)

What? Hemorrhoids?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 09:47 PM (3/sUh)

19
More positive news: my vacation started at the end of the day. I go back to the office on January 2nd. Her Majesty is fuming.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 09:49 PM (cTBpy)

20 What is the context of that card shuffling graphic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 09:50 PM (BoMuO)

21 duh Trumpsta's rally was enjoyable. Man is a machine-- speaks extemporaneously for 90 minutes, no notes, no boring segments

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 08, 2017 09:50 PM (6OUNd)

22 Why It's Justified To Vote For A Morally Questionable Politician

Hah! There are ZERO questions about our morals!

Posted by: Dems at December 08, 2017 09:51 PM (fR+If)

23
Every dog deserves a kid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 09:51 PM (cTBpy)

24 That video of the police officer adopting that baby - oh my goodness. Just beautiful. I hope the birth mother can get clean, for her sake.

Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2017 09:51 PM (UoSKV)

25 So the ONT is down with the sickness?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)

26 From 2007, the first year the counts were conducted, to 2016, the number
of homeless people in Texas has declined by almost 42 percent

***

That's because they issue more hobo hunting licenses now

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 08, 2017 09:52 PM (h1jJh)

27 Okay.

Which one of you is this?

http://bit.ly/2AKwQyU

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 08, 2017 09:52 PM (dEQP3)

28 Pish, Moore is going to make the liberals in this state cry sweet sweet hippy tears. The butthurt meter will see staggering figures, mainly drunks, because all the cash the Democrats threw at this race went right down the rat hole in an effort reminiscent of what happened to them in GA when they tried to buy a seat there.

Here's a hearty FU to all of them!

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (4pjhs)

29 From 2007, the first year the counts were conducted, to 2016, the number
of homeless people in Texas has declined by almost 42 percent




Free bus tickets to CA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (BoMuO)

30 Mmm, NyQuil. Tastes like licorice and despair.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

31 be well WD

Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (kCbAY)

32 Hah! There are ZERO questions about our morals!
Posted by: Dems at December 08, 2017 09:51 PM (fR+If)
---
Our biggest flaw is that we have tooo much attention to detail.

Posted by: Chris Matthews on a Job Interview at December 08, 2017 09:54 PM (JhE5a)

33 Police officer adopts homeless mother's opioid-addicted newborn

Just a fantastic story. Officer Holets is truly doing God's work here on Earth.


--I hope he paid to get her Norplant.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)

34 From 2007, the first year the counts were conducted, to 2016, the number
of homeless people in Texas has declined by almost 42 percent


Had some good hunting trips in those days...

Posted by: Harry Reid, The Searchlight Strangler at December 08, 2017 09:54 PM (fR+If)

35 30 Mmm, NyQuil. Tastes like licorice and despair.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (NWiLs)


Not if you add blackberry Brandy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 09:54 PM (3/sUh)

36 I'm sorry you're sick, WeirdDave.

I was just about to link RightSide Broadcasting's link to the Trump speech, but they're ending now. They spend quite some time interviewing attendees after the speech is over.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

37 Fell better soon, Dave!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (P8951)

38 The randomness of card shuffles is why the Solitaire cipher works. Designed by Bruce Schneier for Neal Stephenson's novel Cryptonomicon, which I expect you all to go out and read right now if you haven't already. I'll wait here.

https://www.schneier.com/academic/solitaire/

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (y87Qq)

39 Mmm, NyQuil. Tastes like licorice and despair.

====

I serve it with vodka to cut the sweetness.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (nILVB)

40 Stop for a moment and ask yourself ...

"how would this entire Russian collusion story be playing out had Trump lost ?"

How would a Clinton DOJ/FBI be handling the dossier ?

How long before the VRWC would be the center of treason ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (e8kgV)

41 Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)

I'd kick in to have her ovaries yanked

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (3/sUh)

42
Man is a machine-- speaks extemporaneously for 90 minutes, no notes, no boring segments

It's no speech without a teleprompter, a lot of "uhs", 68 uses of "I" and at least one "that's not who we are."

Guy loves America. Guy loves Americans. And to the Democrats and NeverTrumpers there's no greater crime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (cTBpy)

43 Best news of the week was Trump deciding to move the embassy.

--Are the Palis still going berserk?


Sorry, stupid question.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU)

44 Starting to snow here in mid Badgerland. Thats what's making me sick.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2017 09:56 PM (2WfB0)

45 I've read that Jack Phillips, owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop, who's refused to make a gay wedding cake, and whose case has just come before SCOTUS also has refused to make Halloween-themed cakes in the past on religious grounds... I don't believe any pagan groups are suing him... Curious, that!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 09:56 PM (e9G8E)

46 Which one of you is this?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 08, 2017 09:52 PM

Not me, but I WANT ONE.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at December 08, 2017 09:57 PM (U3sWw)

47 You might ask why isn't Roy Moore 50 points behind.

hic, cough, COUGH, COUGH, hic. cough, cough shart, plop.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2017 09:57 PM (3BFzK)

48 Back from the store!

Didn't get to finish the last thread.

*looks at last thread*

*backs out quickly*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2017 09:58 PM (4ErVI)

49 i don't dig the taste of nyquil

orange triaminic instead

Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 09:58 PM (kCbAY)

50 40
Stop for a moment and ask yourself ...



"how would this entire Russian collusion story be playing out had Trump lost ?"



How would a Clinton DOJ/FBI be handling the dossier ?



How long before the VRWC would be the center of treason ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (e8kgV)

You know those purges in Turkey and Saudi Arabia lately?
Child's play compared to my foiled plans.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 08, 2017 09:58 PM (PRM97)

51 44 Starting to snow here in mid Badgerland. Thats what's making me sick.
-------

Suck it up Buttercup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 09:58 PM (3/sUh)

52 Joe Jackson's Re. on Intervention Records.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2017 09:58 PM (QZXCf)

53 Importing from last thread.

876 Question for the Horde: if the GOPe were somehow able to successfully primary DJT in the 2020 election, and DJT said, "Fuck you, I go Third Party!", would you vote for him?

Do you think he could win on a Third Party ticket?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (H+ulh)

Yes and depends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (tbOMB)

54
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

https://tinyurl.com/yamzcwtc

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (eXA4G)

55 Public Lands, Not Elitists' Trophies

A distinction long ago recognized, but increasingly forgotten, is the differentiation of public land and the government's land: The former is the people's who of right may use it without needing to beg for permission; the later is restricted to government's use and limited in the public's ability to use to what the government grants.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14207

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (itfg0)

56 For balance, there should also be a video of cats being adorable with babies.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (vChNs)

57 Feel better Dave! I love the doggie and kiddie video!

Posted by: Tami at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (Enq6K)

58 Whoops. Wrong window, that.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (QZXCf)

59 Amazon has a FUPA gyro controlled coaster. YEAH baby!!


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2017 10:00 PM (3BFzK)

60
"--Are the Palis still going berserk?"

Still going?

The Palestinians are too stupid, too violent and too corrupt to have a state of their own. None of their Arab "friends" want them within a million miles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:00 PM (cTBpy)

61 Why It's Justified To Vote For A Morally Questionable Politician


--The authoress needs to read more.

How could she not include this classic quotation:

"I do not believe that the solution to our problem is simply to elect the right people. The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing. Unless it is politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, the right people will not do the right thing either, or it they try, they will shortly be out of office."

--Milton Friedman

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:00 PM (GsAUU)

62 Our biggest flaw is that we have tooo much attention to detail.
Posted by: Chris Matthews


Yup, that's why you were so far off on the last election.
BWAHAHAHAH!

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:00 PM (+lVUW)

63 Stuck with horrible pain in neck so Im hitting the hay. Behave yerselves!

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (67sg6)

64 NyQuil's primary usefulness is that it knocks you out, which is pretty good when you're sick. DayQuil doesn't do a damned thing because it just has the wimpy decongestant (phenylephrine) instead of the Real Thing (pseudoephedrine aka Sudafed).

Trouble is, the Real Thing's becoming harder and harder to get because of the fucking meth-heads.

Druggies ruin everything. That's why I'm not a libertarian: I despise stoners and meth-heads and junkies and all the other "harmless recreational chemical" users. They fuck everything up. Stoners can't shut the hell up about weed, and make themselves obese so we have to pay extra taxes to keep their fat stoned asses alive. Meth-heads at least have the decency to die, but not before corrupting the local cops and getting half the kids at the high school hooked. And junkies aren't really human any more; they're just an addiction wearing a human skin.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (ErN1Q)

65 Oh good...Ancient Aliens is on. I need to find out what I have to ask myself....sssshhhh.

Posted by: Tami at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (Enq6K)

66 Thanks for the ONT!

Hope you get to feeling better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (ZgKFD)

67 53 Importing from last thread.

876 Question for the Horde: if the GOPe were somehow able to successfully primary DJT in the 2020 election, and DJT said, "Fuck you, I go Third Party!", would you vote for him?

Do you think he could win on a Third Party ticket?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (H+ulh)

Yes and depends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (tbOMB)

Yes I would vote for him, but I think if he was successfully primaried that would mean something seriously went wrong for the party to turn against him. I'm not sure he could put the numbers together for a third party win without that support.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

68 King me!!!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (3BFzK)

69 54
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

https://tinyurl.com/yamzcwtc
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (eXA4G)

--That's the worst news since the fire at the Jack Daniels distillery.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)

70 61. He helped a man of very rare character and strength of will to do amazing things for Chile.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:02 PM (fA1SL)

71 NOOOOOOOOOOO!

====

I wondered what the hell happened. That truck should have been here hours ago.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary in Chappaqua at December 08, 2017 10:02 PM (nILVB)

72 >>>27 Okay.


Which one of you is this?


http://bit.ly/2AKwQyUPosted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 08, 2017 09:52 PM (dEQP3)


I had to look at that pic for almost a full minute to see what it was... Well, no one's ever accused me of being quick on the draw!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 10:02 PM (e9G8E)

73 Well, to be fair...all the homeless in Texas appear to be in Austin....

Posted by: linduh at December 08, 2017 10:03 PM (kufk0)

74 Orange triaminic!!!! Drank a whole bottle of that in 3rd grade. Might explain the rest of my lofe so far...

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 08, 2017 10:03 PM (67sg6)

75 I vote Trump no matter what.

And there is no way that the stupid scrunts of the gopE outmaneuvers Trump

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 10:03 PM (3BFzK)

76 Roy Moore, by all available evidence, is not a 'morally questionable' politician.

Every criticism of Moore starts with the assumption that the accusations against him are credible. They assume he is guilty and build their case from that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 10:03 PM (KdDCu)

77 49 i don't dig the taste of nyquil

orange triaminic instead
Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 09:58 PM (kCbAY)

Dimetapp. I could drink a whole bottle of that stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

78 20 What is the context of that card shuffling graphic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 09:50 PM (BoMuO)

++++

Here is the paragraph that precedes it.

The chances that anyone has ever shuffled a pack of cards in the same way twice in the history of the world are infinitesimally small, statistically speaking. The number of possible permutations of 52 cards is '52 factorial' otherwise known as 52! or 52 shriek. This is 52 times 51 times 50 . . . all the way down to one. Here's what that looks like:
80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,
975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000.


http://qi.com/infocloud/playing-cards

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

79 Importing from last thread.

876 Question for the Horde: if the GOPe were somehow able to successfully primary DJT in the 2020 election, and DJT said, "Fuck you, I go Third Party!", would you vote for him?

Do you think he could win on a Third Party ticket?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 09:53 PM (H+ulh)

Yes and depends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (tbOMB)

Yes I would vote for him, but I think if he was successfully primaried that would mean something seriously went wrong for the party to turn against him. I'm not sure he could put the numbers together for a third party win without that support.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2017 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

========

Depends on what the GOPe would do to primary him. If they pull something like the "super-delegate" trick that Hillary pulled against Bernie, yes, I think he'd win, since it would mean he had sufficient grassroots support, and the days are gone where people just mindlessly think "This guy has an R after his name. Guess I'll vote for him".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (/qEW2)

80 goodnight, loves.

Thanks for the helpful post the other night, Alberta Oil Peon.

see yas tomorrow.

Posted by: booknlass at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (CXrpl)

81 Police officer adopts homeless mother's opioid-addicted newborn
Just a fantastic story. Officer Holets is truly doing God's work here on Earth.
--I hope he paid to get her Norplant.


I sometimes watch "Cops". The worst ones are the ones where these women who are being arrested are blubbering about how they're going to lose their kids. Sometimes they bring the kids along on their drug deals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

82 I love the cop taking the baby story. If I had more time I would tell my story, Adopted away from 2 drunks. Thank God for people who care.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (iTGd4)

83 73. Yep. Fucking ARCH.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)

84 The Palestinians are too stupid, too violent and too corrupt to have a state of their own. None of their Arab "friends" want them within a million miles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:00 PM (cTBpy)

--We bag on LGF and Calhser a lot here, but "Hey, let's give 'em a state!" is *still* a great comeback.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)

85 Get better soon, WD! I had a virus for 3 weeks. Did not think I was ever going to shake it.
It seems to be going around.

Posted by: ALH at December 08, 2017 10:04 PM (XIpsB)

86 Cat Ass Trophy, I have no idea

Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2017 10:05 PM (Nyyc4)

87 Yes and depends.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 09:59 PM (tbOMB)

Thanks, flounder! Your hash is the bomb, by the way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:05 PM (H+ulh)

88
I was prescribed some GI gin for a severe cough. It was like administering concentrated turpentine to yourself. The vilest concoction in the solar system.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:06 PM (cTBpy)

89 88. Terpen hydrate? Can't remember the spelling, but i'll never forget the taste.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)

90 "--Are the Palis still going berserk?"

Still going?

The Palestinians are too stupid, too violent and too corrupt to have a state of their own. None of their Arab "friends" want them within a million miles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:00 PM (cTBpy)

---

I worry that the Palis are a ruined people, Like elves corrupted into Orcs. It might take centuries for them to become human.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2017 10:07 PM (vChNs)

91 76 Roy Moore, by all available evidence, is not a 'morally questionable' politician.

Every criticism of Moore starts with the assumption that the accusations against him are credible. They assume he is guilty and build their case from that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 10:03 PM (KdDCu)

Problem I've had from the start is if he was engaging in that sort of behavior, why did it stop forty years ago?

Someone who does that stuff isn't going to stop because they got married. It doesn't work that way.

There would have been another incident. Many incidents I'm thinking.

And no I'm not going to believe it if the Dems suddenly "discover" someone in the next few days who serious you guys Roy Moore touched me last year.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2017 10:08 PM (4ErVI)

92 There is something going around. I don't have it yet, but there is a feeling of doom impending.

In the meantime, some crazy bint married a chandelier. Maybe this will make sense if I get sick like everyone else has.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)

93 I love Nyquil. Not the taste but the effect. I always have my "shot glass" of nyquil right next to a loaded tooth brush. Throw it back and brush. Within 10 minutes I am getting the best sleep ever. It's a shame I don't get sick more often.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 08, 2017 10:08 PM (iTGd4)

94 The Dems and MSM (department of redundancy department), are striving mightily to be on every naughty list in the universe.

Sure would love to see some major newsrooms in the same perp walk as Muller & crew, under a massive RICO indictment.

Please, Santa?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2017 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

95 >>>74 Orange triaminic!!!! Drank a whole bottle of that in 3rd grade. Might explain the rest of my lofe so far...

another bottle is just what your lofe needs

Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 10:08 PM (kCbAY)

96 Our biggest flaw is that we have tooo much attention to detail.

---

Hey i'm going to stop groping de tail any day now!

Posted by: Al.F at December 08, 2017 10:09 PM (vChNs)

97 70 61. He helped a man of very rare character and strength of will to do amazing things for Chile.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:02 PM (fA1SL)

One day I would like to read up on the General Pinochet and not by some left wing author.

I remember a teacher in high school showed us the movie with Jack Lemon about his son that disappeared in Chile. I was outraged by what I saw, but when you get the whole story the son was a moron for getting involved with Commies in a foreign country.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:09 PM (dKiJG)

98 Trump's speech at the rally was inspiring. Either he's getting even better at that, or it's just more interesting because he has so much more Presidentin' content to talk about. Two thumbs up.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:09 PM (Vb4BV)

99
Yes, Palp, that be the stuff. I used the rest to strip paint.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:09 PM (cTBpy)

100 >>>Dimetapp

is that purple?
if so, i like it too

Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (kCbAY)

101 Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 09:55 PM (y87Qq)

Seconded! Cryptonomicon is magnificent. Should be a made into a TV series.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (EzdLW)

102 Are the Palis still going berserk?

When aren't they?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

103 The Palestinians are too stupid, too violent and too corrupt to have a state of their own
---

Well... they are all heavily inbred, have a super low IQ, their society has a high level of sexual dysfunction, their profit was a psychotic pedophile and I'm pretty sure their religion is headed by Satan himself.

So really.... totes understandable really.

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (aT+Bx)

104 http://bit.ly/2AJVvDD

RUMBLINGS: House Intel Democrats Intentionally Fed Donald Trump Jr./WikiLeaks #FakeNews To CNN

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 08, 2017 10:12 PM (y3aQB)

105 102 Are the Palis still going berserk?

When aren't they?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

--When the UN cheese arrives.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:12 PM (GsAUU)

106 99. Heh.....it used to be OTC, but now, ya gotta get it from a compounding pharmacy. Real shame, because that stuff works.

Saved my life when I'd come down with double pneumonia and was still fighting bronchitis over a month after 'treatment. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

107 Wampole's Creo-Terpin was teh shizzle... And tasted like it, too!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 10:13 PM (e9G8E)

108 100 >>>Dimetapp

is that purple?
if so, i like it too
Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (kCbAY)

---

you can tap me for a nickel, and get change

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 08, 2017 10:13 PM (vChNs)

109 This FCS fb game is awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 10:14 PM (3/sUh)

110 Thanks, WD. Get well.

I am ending week two of something the in laws dropped off. It turned to sinus infection. Took antibiotics.

Dr. was bad mouthing phenylephrine as fake pseudophed, citing studies indicating it showed no substantial effect over that of placebo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 10:14 PM (tbOMB)

111 44 Starting to snow here in mid Badgerland. Thats what's making me sick.
Posted by: Pete Seria


I like some snow at the beginning of winter. But I have to say, by March I'm pretty fed up with it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

112 Buzzsaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IE12NcqxxQ

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2017 10:14 PM (/A+Cl)

113 109 This FCS fb game is awesome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 10:14 PM (3/sUh)

--What channel?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)

114
Just like if every trace of racial consciousness were to disappear from this country tomorrow a lot of people would lose their purpose, if Israel were to disappear tomorrow the Palestinians would be starving in a week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (cTBpy)

115 Trim...welcome to Colorado

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (mMeIQ)

116 feel better dave

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (hMwEB)

117 Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)

ESPN 2

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (3/sUh)

118 I remember a teacher in high school showed us the movie with Jack Lemon about his son that disappeared in Chile. I was outraged by what I saw, but when you get the whole story the son was a moron for getting involved with Commies in a foreign country.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:09 PM (dKiJG)

The Commies made that movie to manipulate your emotions. Anyone who goes to a foreign country to take part in a revolution, regardless of the virtue of their cause (or lack thereof) is risking their life. Full stop.

And the smart move for the Pinochets of the world is to especially harsh with foreign carpet-baggers, in order to discourage wanna-bes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (H+ulh)

119 104 http://bit.ly/2AJVvDD

RUMBLINGS: House Intel Democrats Intentionally Fed Donald Trump Jr./WikiLeaks #FakeNews To CNN

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 08, 2017 10:12 PM (y3aQB)

++++

Conservative Treehouse thinks it's a disinformation op. Team Trump is giving slightly modified stuff to suspected leakers to see who leaks it out.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (pvjTE)

120 Seconded! Cryptonomicon is magnificent. Should be a made into a TV series.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (EzdLW)

Thirdsded.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (tbOMB)

121 WD......thank you for the ONT. Hope you feel better

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (mMeIQ)

122 Uh...Purim isn't for three months.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (wYseH)

123 just don't get the stomach virus that is out there, I had it & everything I ate was like Taco Bell

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (y3aQB)

124 We're not getting any real snow up here in Yankee land... Most likely it's because my 27-year-old snowblower what starts cold on the first pull is fully operational, fuelled up, and ready to roll!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 10:17 PM (e9G8E)

125 Just like if every trace of racial consciousness were to disappear from this country tomorrow a lot of people would lose their purpose, if Israel were to disappear tomorrow the Palestinians would be starving in a week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (cTBpy)

--They're such a PITA Jordan and Egypt don't event want them.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)

126 97
I remember a teacher in high school showed us the movie with Jack Lemon about his son that disappeared in Chile. I was outraged by what I saw, but when you get the whole story the son was a moron for getting involved with Commies in a foreign country.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:09 PM (dKiJG)


I know the movie you're talking about, but I don't recall the title.

It assumed that the Communists were the good guys, and the anti-Communists were the bad guys.

So, a normal day in Hollywood.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

127 Sweet, JMU Dukes, defending champs.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:18 PM (GsAUU)

128 Uh...Purim isn't for three months.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (wYseH)
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Details, details.

Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2017 10:18 PM (UoSKV)

129 123 just don't get the stomach virus that is out there, I had it & everything I ate was like Taco Bell
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (y3aQB)

Demolition Man future is going to suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 08, 2017 10:18 PM (ZgKFD)

130 Talk about marrying a Chandalier.

Personally, yes, I would.

William Lear, inventor of the 8 track tape system, as well as the Lear Jet. He named one of his daughters "Shanda".

Billionaire babe? Shanda Lear?

SIGN ME UP! I can suffer a lot of fat or ugly for that kind of bank!


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2017 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

131 Missing is the Jack Lemmon movie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:18 PM (FUu/Z)

132
Every criticism of Moore starts with the assumption that the accusations against him are credible. They assume he is guilty and build their case from that.


And most of the 'allegations' are not even allegations: That he courted (gasp) girls of legal age, or was 'creepy.' Or 'BANNED FROM THE MALL!!!!'

Dispensing now with The Case of the Forging Waitress, this leaves the 55-year-old 14-year-old that says Moore copped a feel. But, as there is no corroborating evidence, has she met any burden of proof?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

133 The Commies made that movie to manipulate your emotions. Anyone who goes to a foreign country to take part in a revolution, regardless of the virtue of their cause (or lack thereof) is risking their life. Full stop.

And the smart move for the Pinochets of the world is to especially harsh with foreign carpet-baggers, in order to discourage wanna-bes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:16 PM (H+ulh)

It's like the Hollywood Blacklist films that come out every few years. It's always presented as a bunch of innocent saints jus' trying to make a living and out of the blue lives ruined.

The reality is they were communists and we know it for a fact.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2017 10:20 PM (4ErVI)

134
Her Majesty is judging at a dog show in Valley Forge tomorrow. She called to say it was neither colder nor snowier there than it was here in Brazoria County this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:20 PM (cTBpy)

135 So our gentile isn't on the ball?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2017 10:20 PM (3/sUh)

136 I like some snow at the beginning of winter. But I have to say, by March I'm pretty fed up with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------------

Snowing here since last night. I'm pretty tired of it already.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 10:21 PM (5OO3x)

137 The movie is called Missing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2017 10:21 PM (4ErVI)

138 52!...otherwise known as 8.06x10^67

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:21 PM (wYseH)

139 JMU was a despised rival of my alma mater, but I'm gonna root for the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)

140 I'm pretty sure their religion is headed by Satan himself.

The more I read about caliph 'Abd al-Malik I wonder if he was, in fact, Sauron.

'And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

141 Interesting thread over at secondary conspiracy site.

Basically.. they think the CA fires might be some sort of planned attack.

By... Southern California Association of Governments. Headed by a commie muslim.

Interesting video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCTGYy8LL5Q

Conversely, ISIS has called for attacks on the US using fires.

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx)

142 115 Trim...welcome to Colorado
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (mMeIQ)


WDS, I do hope these new Colorado morons can make it to our Morondezvous in the spring.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2017 10:22 PM (/A+Cl)

143 I never sausage a thing. I bet there's more here than meats the eye, but if this is to be cured, DC is going to have to determine the links between government pork and casings like this. Then comes the legislative grind, but they'll have to be careful not to butcher it.


**********

FILLER - a limerick

The butcher at the end of the street
With supermarkets cannot compete
To keep his budget leaner
He put sawdust in his wieners
'Cause it's too hard to make both ends meat!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2017 10:23 PM (wPiJc)

144 >>Purim isn't for three months.


Not if you can get Ace to let you borrow that Time Machine which he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2017 10:23 PM (QZXCf)

145 shaftoe

Posted by: ronnie van zant at December 08, 2017 10:24 PM (s5Khz)

146 Hey, 'Banned From The Mall' was an allegation! It counts as testable, which makes it officially Science.

... it was bullshit, of course. A lie. Didn't happen.

But it was testable!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa)

147 Snowing here since last night. I'm pretty tired of it already.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 10:21 PM (5OO3x)

They predict 3-5 inches here.

I have laid in supplies, but if you don't here from me by Tuesday, please send help.

I am joking obviously, but the fvcking non-stop panic about a flurry is getting really irritating.

I stopped in at Whole Foods for butter (I'm baking cookies this weekend, and theirs is the best) this evening, and it was packed. For 3 fvcking inches of snow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)

148


"For a Good Time Call 'Math' - 8.06x10^67"

Posted by: Bathroom Stall at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (QZXCf)

149 I remember some guy on Twitter posted on Twitter about his Father In Laws story about what life was like before Pinochet, food was rationed and if you didn't belong to Commie party (don't know the name) and have pin with the party logo you got no food and the people in charge would laugh ask you to come back later or move to the back of the line.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (dKiJG)

150 A former Fox News anchor claims President Trump tried to kiss her on the lips inside an elevator at Trump Tower over a decade ago.

Juliet Huddy, said that Trump tried to smooch her on the lips after taking her out to lunch in 2005 or 2006 at his namesake skyscraper. The incident allegedly occurred right around the time Trump married his third wife, Melania.


It looks like Trumpy Bear is gonna have to do a Conyers!

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (99lLg)

151 I'm still really glad I got to go to wmds' turkey fry.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

152 Trim...welcome to Colorado

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 08, 2017 10:15 PM (mMeIQ)

Uh...I think they have had trim in Colorado for awhile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:26 PM (wYseH)

153 Turpin Hydrate

Something like 80 proof cough medicine.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2017 10:26 PM (EyPfd)

154 Roy Moore, by all available evidence, is not a 'morally questionable' politician.

Every criticism of Moore starts with the assumption that the accusations against him are credible. They assume he is guilty and build their case from that.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 10:03 PM (KdDCu)


I wouldn't care if he walked into the office with a chick duct taped to his pee pee. If he makes the dems stroke out he's my guy. Fuck you, WAR.


Plus, I can't judge. I'm not gonna be the dude firing the howitzer in the glass house. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (aMlLZ)

155 What took so long for that time-out?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)

156 100 >>>Dimetapp

is that purple?
if so, i like it too
Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 10:10 PM (kCbAY)

Yep. Good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

157 Fuck a duck, BW

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (GsAUU)

158 It's like the Hollywood Blacklist films that come out every few years. It's always presented as a bunch of innocent saints jus' trying to make a living and out of the blue lives ruined.
----------------------

You're just a meanie-head McCarthyite!

Posted by: Ben Mankiewicz at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (5OO3x)

159 141 Interesting thread over at secondary conspiracy site.

Basically.. they think the CA fires might be some sort of planned attack.

By... Southern California Association of Governments. Headed by a commie muslim.

Interesting video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCTGYy8LL5Q

Conversely, ISIS has called for attacks on the US using fires.
Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx)



*types*

If the Muzzies want to attack America, shouldn't they actually attack America instead of a rogue anti-American state?

*deletes*

/For the sake of patriotic Californians, I denounce myself.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

160 Oh dear. Trolllll in the ONT dungeon

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

161 Nice field goal.

Draft that kid.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:29 PM (GsAUU)

162 Question for the Horde: if the GOPe were somehow able to successfully primary DJT in the 2020 election, and DJT said, "Fuck you, I go Third Party!", would you vote for him?

99.99% chance he would be running against a communist and a McCain / Romney type GOPe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2017 10:29 PM (rnAwa)

163 junkies aren't really human any more; they're just an addiction wearing a human skin.

The Cure had a good song about that on the underrated Wild Mood Swings: 'Numb'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:30 PM (6FqZa)

164 147 They predict 3-5 inches here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)


Here too. Well, closer to 3.

Wait, did you mean snow?

Posted by: Al Franken at December 08, 2017 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)

165 top sirloin steak, eggs over medium and O'Brien hash browns for dinner tonight, with Negra Modelo.

who has too thumbs up and doesn't need a stinking cookbook?

>this guy<

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2017 10:31 PM (tjNqg)

166 Turpin Hydrate

Something like 80 proof cough medicine.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
------------

With codeine. It was a staple for coughy kids, when I was a kid.

Posted by: Ben Mankiewicz at December 08, 2017 10:31 PM (5OO3x)

167 *types*

If the Muzzies want to attack America, shouldn't they actually attack America instead of a rogue anti-American state?

*deletes*

/For the sake of patriotic Californians, I denounce myself.
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

In this instance, it seems the fires are targeting possibly "redder" communities in California.

But there are plenty of likely "normal"causes for the fires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:31 PM (H+ulh)

168 Nicely done, Dukes.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU)

169 Question for the Horde: if the GOPe were somehow able to successfully primary DJT in the 2020 election, and DJT said, "Fuck you, I go Third Party!", would you vote for him?

In a heartbeat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

170

If the Muzzies want to attack America, shouldn't they actually attack America instead of a rogue anti-American state?


No one ever mistook the Muzzes for particle physicists. But when the movie of this is made the villains will be white southern Christian males.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:32 PM (cTBpy)

171 They predict 3-5 inches here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Already ~7 in. here, and still snowing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 10:32 PM (5OO3x)

172 huddy thinks everybody loves her

Posted by: concrete girl at December 08, 2017 10:32 PM (kCbAY)

173 The Cure had a good song about that on the underrated Wild Mood Swings: 'Numb'
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 10:30 PM (6FqZa)

--I always thought "Lullaby" was about addiction as well.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)

174 Early night for Truuuuummmmpppp!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

175 I guess some people have never tried to kiss a girl and find that amazing.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2017 10:33 PM (Sfs6o)

176 If he makes the dems stroke out he's my guy. Fuck you, WAR.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (aMlLZ)

Oh FVCK yeah.

I just want them crushed. If it takes a guy who, 30 years ago, dug young chicks, well that's fine by me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2017 10:33 PM (wYseH)

177 It looks like Trumpy Bear is gonna have to do a Conyers!
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (99lLg)



So Don Jr. becomes POTUS? I could live with that.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:33 PM (EzdLW)

178 /For the sake of patriotic Californians, I denounce myself.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
---
don't bother: these assholes deserve it, and, as a Moron, a Grunt and a Cav Scout, not to mention being a Drunken Bastard, i'm immune.

Flail away!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2017 10:34 PM (tjNqg)

179 171 They predict 3-5 inches here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Already ~7 in. here, and still snowing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 10:32 PM (5OO3x)

10 inches here, and it hasn't even started snowing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 10:34 PM (tbOMB)

180 >>>154
I wouldn't care if he walked into the office
with a chick duct taped to his pee pee. If he makes the dems stroke out
he's my guy. Fuck you, WAR.



Plus, I can't judge. I'm not gonna be the dude firing the howitzer in the glass house. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (aMlLZ)

/If getting one's youthful perv on were a crime, I should be hanged by now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 10:34 PM (e9G8E)

181
But there are plenty of likely "normal"causes for the fires.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Global warming!

Posted by: Al Gore at December 08, 2017 10:35 PM (IqV8l)

182 175 I guess some people have never tried to kiss a girl and find that amazing.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2017 10:33 PM (Sfs6o)


What, you mean like without a notarized consent form?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 08, 2017 10:35 PM (Vb4BV)

183 177. Unless Barron makes his move first.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:35 PM (fA1SL)

184 "For a Good Time Call 'Math' - 8.06x10^67"
Posted by: Bathroom Stall at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (QZXCf)
---
They told me there would be no math.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 10:36 PM (JhE5a)

185 Sorry to hear about you guys getting buried in snow. It hasn't snowed here since 2010, I think, and nothing measurable since 1998, if you can believe the local rag.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 08, 2017 10:36 PM (IcT7t)

186
t looks like Trumpy Bear is gonna have to do a Conyers!
Posted by: Bill Wynn


Serve a 53 year term?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (IqV8l)

187 I guess some people have never tried to kiss a girl and find that amazing.

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (IcT7t)

188 Stop for a moment and ask yourself ...

"how would this entire Russian collusion story be playing out had Trump lost ?"


It would not have been invented.

I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (fR+If)

189 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (zmvwV)

190 136 I like some snow at the beginning of winter. But I have to say, by March I'm pretty fed up with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------------
Snowing here since last night. I'm pretty tired of it already.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'm sitting in the living room with my beautiful lit Christmas tree, my creche scene set up, snow outside, my across the street neighbors over the top yard decorations and lights, and a napping beagle next to me.
Life is good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

191 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation? He was cagey for a reason, I think...if Moore is seated, Franken won't want to resign, and things on the Dem side could get even more fun to watch.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (ouno+)

192 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

At home, by the fireplace/wood stove. Staying out of the snow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (IcT7t)

193 not snowing here, but there is a light coat of ash on the ground here at the FOB...

just enough to make everything physically dirtier than usual...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (tjNqg)

194 154 I wouldn't care if he walked into the office with a chick duct taped to his pee pee. If he makes the dems stroke out he's my guy. Fuck you, WAR.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (aMlLZ)


Yeah. We tried it the other way, and lost for decades. I'd like to try winning for once, and it can go on as long as you like.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (Vb4BV)

195 Good ONT, Weirddave. Those video sure kicked up dust here at Casa Backwardio.

Get to feeling better and get Gingy to make you some hot toddies. (Note the multiple)

And because misery hearts company, I have an ulcer myself. No fun, but I'm getting better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (tRaq7)

196 I guess some people have never tried to kiss a girl and find that amazing.
Posted by: Weasel
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*recalls scene in Silverado, Jake in jail for 'kissing a girl'*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (5OO3x)

197
*types*

If the Muzzies want to attack America, shouldn't they actually attack America instead of a rogue anti-American state?

*deletes*

/For the sake of patriotic Californians, I denounce myself.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Is that you Michael Moore? j/k

Moore said something similar after 9/11. Why attack the sympathizers in NYC? Should go after the horribles in flyover country.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (pvjTE)

198 I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.


No wheelbarrow was even needed. Just hook up a couple of cables to her nipple rings and fire up the winch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (zmvwV)

199 >> If getting one's youthful perv on were a crime

How about getting on one's middle-aged perv? You know, youthful perv, followed by middle-aged perv, and hopefully elderly perv?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

200 Because of all the Herion deaths transplant surgery is at an all time high.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:40 PM (dKiJG)

201 188. She laid the foundation during her campaign. All this talk about Putin funding the alt-right - an international conspiracy of nationalists, if that makes any kinda sense (which it doesn't) - was to prepare the battlespace for a crackdown on the right at home while she staggered her way into war with Russia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

202 It looks like Trumpy Bear is gonna have to do a Conyers!
Posted by: Bill "Breaking" Wynn at December 08, 2017 10:25 PM (99lLg)


Or a Franken? Or a Weiner? Or a Spitzer? Racist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:40 PM (sL96y)

203 191 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation? He was cagey for a reason, I think...if Moore is seated, Franken won't want to resign, and things on the Dem side could get even more fun to watch.
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (ouno+)


Yes, I think so. He thinks this is a hysteria, which it is, to some extent, and that he can ride it out when the new hysteria, about Moore winning, comes along.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:40 PM (Vb4BV)

204 Great speech by Trump tonight, loved it.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (yJ1e6)

205 >>>Why It's Justified To Vote For A Morally Questionable Politician


Because the alternatives are unquestionably immoral. And dating 3 women who were above the age of consent isn't "morally questionable", although the age gap is admittedly ... off putting. Apart from that, what's not to like? Especially when compared to the rest of Congress. We're in a burning building, people like Trump and Moore are our best shot at getting rescued, and people are complaining that they have dirt under their fingernails and cuss a lot. That's preferable to the bastards that set the building on fire in the first place, most of whom are infinitely more repugnant in their persons than those two.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (/qEW2)

206 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (zmvwV)
---
Hillary is waiting for you in the back room.

here's your gimp suit: get into it, and an aide will take you back there.

try to be brave...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (tjNqg)

207
It actually snowed a bit here today, and sleeted. Temp is not supposed to drop below freezing, but it made a slushy mess.

Some idiot ran off the road in dead-man's curve below the house. Not ice, just slush and whoever it was going too fast.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (8O3HH)

208
I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (fR+If)


The Grand Bargain: Hillary! and the white-trash Borgias would be free to loot everything not nailed down while the SJW bureaucrats would be given free rain to hunt down every deplorable in America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (cTBpy)

209 200 Because of all the Herion deaths transplant surgery is at an all time high.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:40 PM (dKiJG)


Yuck. Who wants those organs?

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)

210 191 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation? He was cagey for a reason, I think...if Moore is seated, Franken won't want to resign, and things on the Dem side could get even more fun to watch.
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (ouno+)/i]

That's my take. The worthless cocksucker is just playing for time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (sL96y)

211 I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (fR+If)

Huma would have had a press conference announcing the president supports a one state solution with palis in charge and Jews moving into improvised house boats.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2017 10:42 PM (Eu5eZ)

212
So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation?

He has yet to submit one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2017 10:42 PM (IqV8l)

213 I am joking obviously, but the fvcking non-stop panic about a flurry is getting really irritating.

I stopped in at Whole Foods for butter (I'm baking cookies this weekend, and theirs is the best) this evening, and it was packed. For 3 fvcking inches of snow!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


The way the tv news treats a thunderstorm, you'd think it was Armageddon. 3 inches of snow is just normal winter weather.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

214 191 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation? He was cagey for a reason, I think...if Moore is seated, Franken won't want to resign, and things on the Dem side could get even more fun to watch.
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (ouno+)

Yeah I think the same thing is gonna happen, don't forget the Senator from New Jersey that just had a miss trial for getting bribes and using under age hookers in Costa Rica.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (dKiJG)

215 I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (fR+If)


Phrasing!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (sL96y)

216 I just ordered the cookbook, but Amazon wouldn't permit me to submit a review, because my "previous review of this product indicated bias." WTF? I didn't write a previous review!

*shakes fist at asshole Jeff Bezos*

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (P8951)

217
Free rein. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (cTBpy)

218 You'd like Shanda Lear. She owns a boatyard.
Christian jazz singer. Conservative, looks like.
"Married."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (H5rtT)

219 188 I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (fR+If)


Two chicks scissoring would replace the bald eagle as the national bird.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (Vb4BV)

220 191 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation? He was cagey for a reason, I think...if Moore is seated, Franken won't want to resign, and things on the Dem side could get even more fun to watch.
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 08, 2017 10:38 PM (ouno+)


If they want to make that play against Trump, Franken's gone. I hope he stays, because he does more damage that way. Trump seems untouchable at this point, either way, I'd say.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 10:44 PM (tbOMB)

221 Not in CO. I'm in MA, not far from the VT line. Meth-head central (Northeast Division).

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 08, 2017 10:44 PM (ErN1Q)

222 Two chicks scissoring would replace the bald eagle as the national bird.
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (Vb4BV)


And the Washington Monument would be vibrating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:44 PM (sL96y)

223 Weather is a funny thing. Everything North and East of Colorado is getting unusual snowfall. Here all we get is a cold, dry wind, which land surveyors hate. We endure heat, sun, rain, snow. But of all weather features, I hate the cold dry wind worst of all. It penetrates every layer of fabric, it freezes your eyes, it mummifies your face. It drains you, leaves you a dried-out shell, like the husk of a cicada on a tree limb.

I hate the winter winds.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 08, 2017 10:44 PM (bZ4w4)

224 Another awful hate crime, attributed to Trump-loving white supremacist fascist meanies...

Marquie Little, a 27-year-old African American seaman, posted photos to Facebook on Nov. 15 under an alias that showed his rack on the carrier George H.W. Bush covered in trash and racial slurs.

Oh wait. Seamen Little actually scrawled the racial epithets in his own bunk.

https://tinyurl.com/yabauqb5

Gee. imagine that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2017 10:45 PM (zmvwV)

225 Tonight's ONT brought to you by Nyquil


I REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL! I was a huge Chris Farley fan before he OD'd. "Welllllll, maybe I'm not 'the norm,' I'm not 'camera friendly,' I don't 'wear clothes that fit me'......"

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (XKZwp)

226 199
>> If getting one's youthful perv on were a crime



How about getting on one's middle-aged perv? You know, youthful
perv, followed by middle-aged perv, and hopefully elderly perv?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)


/Well... I should have to let you know in a few years!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (e9G8E)

227 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his
resignation? He was cagey for a reason, I think...if Moore is seated,
Franken won't want to resign, and things on the Dem side could get even
more fun to watch.
------------------------

Franken will do what the party tells him to do. And he will be handsomely rewarded either way because being a loyal party scumbag is a badge of honor on the Left.

Posted by: Mega at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (rv0Fo)

228 "Russians!" started with the leaked emails showing Bernie was cheated by the DNC + Hillary. Wikileaks and Russians!

Hillary needed the Bernie Bros votes, and had to shift attention away from her conniving. Wikileaks and Russians!

Then she lost, and she needed an excuse for losing. Trump and Russians!

Posted by: davidt at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (PRM97)

229
The way the tv news treats a thunderstorm, you'd think it was Armageddon. 3 inches of snow is just normal winter weather.
--

I used to work in local tv.

Here's the thing: any kind of "storm" is the chance for the weather dude to be "THE STAR." He/ She is the "Lead Story" with "Updates" throughout the newscast.

It's a huge ego boost, and they milk it for everything they can.

/ "I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille."

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)

230
I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been thrown into the White House like a side of beef.

Fixed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (cTBpy)

231 So, after Moore is elected, will Franken try to withdraw his resignation?

He will promise to resign (and build the Wall, and approve a budget), but only after Moore resigns. And then, later, only after his vote is no longer "for the greater good".

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:47 PM (fR+If)

232 Because of all the Herion deaths transplant surgery is at an all time high.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:40 PM (dKiJG)

Yuck. Who wants those organs?

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)


Another junky?

A cannibal with a heroin addiction?

Posted by: The Hero Hat at December 08, 2017 10:47 PM (itfg0)

233 Uh...Purim isn't for three months.

I know. I'm bad at cultural appropriation, you probably want to hang me higher than Haman.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2017 10:47 PM (Nyyc4)

234 197
Is that you Michael Moore? j/k

Moore said something similar after 9/11. Why attack the sympathizers in NYC? Should go after the horribles in flyover country.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (pvjTE)


Yeah, point taken. I did denounce myself.


In other news, I'm supposed to get 1-3" of snow tomorrow. I knew I should have done the final leaf cleanup and winterized my lawn mower last weekend. I blame the Horde for making me lazy.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

235 Snow Day tomorrow at Casa H.

I'm sleeping in to the crack of noon and then I'll fix us some French toast and BACON.

Living La Vida Loco.

Posted by: ALH at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (XIpsB)

236 When the Dems finally get around to 'Trump harassed women! The New Rules say he must resign!', I plan to look them coolly in the eye and say "That's your bullshit standard. That's for YOU to follow."

Alinsky'd.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (oVJmc)

237 223 ... Pug, Don't sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel about cold dry winds.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (V+03K)

238 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181247879962624

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181337273126914

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181433532293121

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181554915561472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181658850385921

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (eh0Va)

239 Shohei Ohtani will sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Orange County.

Crap.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (EzdLW)

240 Yuck. Who wants those organs?
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)

I thought the same but these are young healthy people and it's the Elephant tranquilizer that's killing them, it stopping their breathing. I was surprised when one the Nurses told us this.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM (dKiJG)

241 So can we take guesses on who's rushed to their fainting couches over his rally tonight and will have finger wagging articles tomorrow? Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, Robert Tracinski. Probably Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM (cAnNx)

242 I don't think Franken is going to step down. If Moore is elected, he'll use that as an excuse, but I think he'll come up with some reason for staying even if Moore loses. These Dems love their power and would beat their grandmas to death rather than give it up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM (P8951)

243 Yuck. Who wants those organs?
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)

They would be placid, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM (H+ulh)

244 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181765901643776

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939181887414775813

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939182026313424896

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939182131456233472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939182237689540613

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (eh0Va)

245 >>Shohei Ohtani will sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Orange County.



Well, Oranges are very rare in Japan.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (QZXCf)

246 This is cool:

https://tinyurl.com/Alita-Battle-Angel-Trailer


Trailer for a movie based on a popular Manga series.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (BfOXk)

247 189 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM


Come a little bit closer
You're my kind of 'Ron
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone and the ONT is so long

Posted by: Bad man Jose's woman at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (DMUuz)

248 194 154 I wouldn't care if he walked into the office with a chick duct taped to his pee pee. If he makes the dems stroke out he's my guy. Fuck you, WAR.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 10:27 PM (aMlLZ)


Welp. They already assume we hate women, and are waging a War On Women, so we have nothing to lose.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

249 Shohei Ohtani will sign with the Los Angeles Angels

Do the Mexicans call them Los The Angels Angeles, I wonder?

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (JpBi9)

250 In other sports news, Bill Walton says that a basketball team losing by 9 points is "getting pounded".

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (EzdLW)

251 241 So can we take guesses on who's rushed to their fainting couches over his rally tonight and will have finger wagging articles tomorrow? Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, Robert Tracinski. Probably Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM (cAnNx)

++++

Has Kristol commented on Trump and Jerusalem yet? Last I saw he was ignoring the whole thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z)

252 Yeah I think the same thing is gonna happen, don't forget the Senator from New Jersey that just had a miss trial for getting bribes and using under age hookers in Costa Rica.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (dKiJG)

Dominican Republic, I think. Costa Rica is pretty much opposed to child prostitution.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (H+ulh)

253 Black Dem voters ain't gonna like it much if Franken stays after The Party forced out Conyers.

Posted by: davidt at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (PRM97)

254
Oh, I saw this at the Daily Mail. Juliette Huddy, former FOX anchorbabe, and one of Ted Baxter's accusers is saying Trump tried to kiss her or something back around '05.

She says "at the time", she wasn't offended, and thought "Wow", but now she realizes it was inappropriate. Or something.

He had taken her out to lunch.

Note that he did not pull it out and whack into a ficus, or try to dry hump her, or anything like that.

She wasn't interested, Trump moved on.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

255 I've ordered the Deplorables Cookbook, won't deliver to my Kindle until Sunday.

The comments on the Amazon customer review page are of course what you'd expect your fellow Morons and Ettes to post

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2017 10:52 PM (eh0Va)

256 And then

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2017 10:52 PM (l9m7l)

257 TCM ran the best Christmas movie ever tonight; certainly, the best Scrooge of all time.

One of the amazing things about Alastair Sim in this film: he starts off miserly & wretched...quite physically unattractive. Then, by Christmas morning, post-visitations, he has become quite handsome.

And I can never resist his humble apology ("Can you forgive a pig-headed old fool...") to his nephew's wife: the young woman who also seems to represent both his beloved sister and ex-fiancée.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (na6TI)

258 248 They already assume we hate women, and are waging a War On Women, so we have nothing to lose.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (+lVUW)


Have they even bothered to say that, since a couple of months after Hillary lost? Their supposed beliefs are very situational, and coincidentally correspond to whatever they think will get them power at the moment.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)

259 Do the Mexicans call them Los The Angels Angeles, I wonder?

I'm Mexican .. no that is not what we call them. Not even close. What do you call them ?

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (lgPb4)

260 I thought the same but these are young healthy people and it's the Elephant tranquilizer that's killing them, it stopping their breathing. I was surprised when one the Nurses told us this.


Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM


Often cut with Fentanyl these days.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (qGuLD)

261 ... Pug, Don't sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel about cold dry winds.
Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (V+03K)

Kinda don't like the cold dry winds.

And spaghetti squash.

And peas.

And burritos what have rice as the main ingredient.

And faux-metal band Poison.

And Samantha Bee.

And Captain Janeway.

And Crocs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (bZ4w4)

262 252 Yeah I think the same thing is gonna happen, don't forget the Senator from New Jersey that just had a miss trial for getting bribes and using under age hookers in Costa Rica.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:43 PM (dKiJG)

Dominican Republic, I think. Costa Rica is pretty much opposed to child prostitution.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (H+ulh)

He was taking flights to Costa Rica on private plane of the Donor

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:54 PM (dKiJG)

263 Come a little bit closer
You're my kind of 'Ron
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone and the ONT is so long
Posted by: Bad man Jose's woman at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (DMUuz)

In a little alley,
just the other side of the barrel...
ah-ah
Xhe was sitting there giving me looks
that made my cups quiver
ah-ah
Then I heard the moose out front say
That's a man, no way old Jose!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 08, 2017 10:54 PM (ZgKFD)

264 >>And faux-metal band Poison.


Dud...Bers is right there, man.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2017 10:54 PM (QZXCf)

265 Publius, was it a kiss on the cheek? cause that's really impeachable behavior.

if you weren't offended at the time, honey, it's not an offense.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 10:55 PM (P8951)

266 "Oh, I saw this at the Daily Mail. Juliette Huddy, former FOX anchorbabe, and one of Ted Baxter's accusers is saying Trump tried to kiss her or something back around '05.

She says "at the time", she wasn't offended, and thought "Wow", but now she realizes it was inappropriate. Or something. "

So she decides to wait until now? She must need the publicity.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2017 10:55 PM (jm1YL)

267 Here's the thing: any kind of "storm" is the chance for the weather dude to be "THE STAR." He/ She is the "Lead Story" with "Updates" throughout the newscast.

It's a huge ego boost, and they milk it for everything they can.

/ "I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille."
Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)



When we first moved back to SoCal from the Midwest, we were amused when a local reporter shithead reported on a cold snap from a freeway overpass while he wore a parka and mittens, like Nanook of the North.

It was 50 degrees. His breath wasn't even condensing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:55 PM (sL96y)

268 Shohei Ohtani will sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Orange County.



Crap.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (EzdLW)

HEY! That's our territory!

Posted by: pookysgirl is a Dodgers fan and Nippophile at December 08, 2017 10:56 PM (XKZwp)

269 239 Shohei Ohtani will sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Orange County.

Crap.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 10:48 PM (EzdLW)



Better that than signing with the Brooklyn Dodgers of Chavez Ravine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:56 PM (sL96y)

270 >>She says "at the time", she wasn't offended, and thought "Wow", but now she realizes it was inappropriate. Or something. "


Only if it was a job interview or some shit.

If it was a lunch date, no harm no foul.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2017 10:57 PM (QZXCf)

271 Another great ONT. Drink lots of water followed by bourbon chasers. Sleep as much as possible.

Yeah, I hope Moore wins by double digits and we can watch the hysterical uniparty melt down. I had my doubts about DJT at first, but hot damn, he's keeping promises, and doing it with the united swamp creatures opposing his every move.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 08, 2017 10:57 PM (Xm9C+)

272 Re: Carolyn Gudger - this is why I tune out when the left starts citing gun death statistics. They *never* factor this stuff in. Many times merely brandishing a gun is enough to prevent a mugging or similar crime, and a lot of those go unreported. Ie. potential lives saved are disregarded by the libs. Correia has a good piece on this somewhere on his site.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 10:57 PM (/qEW2)

273 268 When we first moved back to SoCal from the Midwest, we were amused when a local reporter shithead reported on a cold snap from a freeway overpass while he wore a parka and mittens, like Nanook of the North.
It was 50 degrees. His breath wasn't even condensing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:55 PM (sL96y)


I remember seeing a video of some reporter sitting in a canoe, talking about the incredible flood waters...until a couple of guys walked between her and the camera and made it clear that she was floating in 18" of water.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)

274 Dodgers don't need him or Stanton. MLB aint Japon

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 10:58 PM (lgPb4)

275
Here's the story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5161761

He had taken her to lunch at Trump Tower (which she agreed to), and he leaned in to kiss her, on the lips. He was making a move (this is her story, of course).

She declined. And that was it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 10:58 PM (8O3HH)

276 239. His decision brings shame upon him, and dishonors his ancestors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 10:58 PM (fA1SL)

277 He didn't even take it out?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at December 08, 2017 10:58 PM (QZXCf)

278 This is cool:

https://tinyurl.com/Alita-Battle-Angel-Trailer

Trailer for a movie based on a popular Manga series.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (BfOXk)


Can you say "Uncanny Valley"?

Posted by: The Gun Dream Hat at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (itfg0)

279 Fucking snowing on the Gulf Coast. Going to have to move further south.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (xInes)

280 In years gone by, one local weather guy would start teasing, "Is there snow in the forecast?"starting at noon. More teases the rest of the afternoon, big build-up at 6, continuing all evening. Mean while, milk, bread, eggs are running out of the stores. Finally, at 10:27, came the big reveal: there was a 10% chance of snow at a certain over done female country singer's resort, which was at the furthest northern reaches of the station's viewing area, and a thousand feet or more higher in elevation.

Deflated bubble of expectation.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (brIR5)

281 Often cut with Fentanyl these days.
Posted by: otho at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (qGuLD)

More and more Nurses and Police are overdosing because the powder is on the clothes, they have new kinds of protocols.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (dKiJG)

282 >>Fucking snowing on the Gulf Coast. Going to have to move further south.


You can't outrun Global Warming.

Posted by: ManBearPig at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (QZXCf)

283 He had taken her to lunch at Trump Tower (which she agreed to), and he leaned in to kiss her, on the lips. He was making a move (this is her story, of course).

She declined. And that was it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 10:58 PM (8O3HH)

Wealthy man makes pass at lady during a date, but is turned down!

Posted by: News@11 at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (ZgKFD)

284
I know, hard to believe. He didn't try to lock her in a room, and whack off into a ficus, or dry hump her, or any standard Leftist Champion of Women behavior.

He made a move, she declined, and he moved on.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:00 PM (8O3HH)

285 Feel better soon, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Bookaday at December 08, 2017 11:00 PM (2qDS0)

286 Welp. They already assume we hate women, and are waging a War On Women, so we have nothing to lose.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
---
I'm already hearing the "Well at least the Dems are cleaning house, unlike the Republicans" line. I pointed out to my nice (male) coworkers that they only grudgingly began the purge after an overwhelming evidence-lanche was threatening the party that supposedly supports women.

But, but...Moore is a child molester, and Trump is supporting him!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2017 11:00 PM (qJtVm)

287 We don't get snow very often here in the South, so it's a lot of fun. Until it isn't.
A man got electrocuted by a fallen power line tonight.

Posted by: ALH at December 08, 2017 11:00 PM (XIpsB)

288 Went to Amazon and dialed up Ace of Spades "cook book" and didn't get there. Used the word book - didn't get there.

It's as if they don't know the HQ exists.

Posted by: gNewt at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (RJMSR)

289 More and more Nurses and Police are overdosing because the powder is on the clothes, they have new kinds of protocols.


Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM


What? Can you elaborate on this?

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (qGuLD)

290 Making a move on a chick in your own elevator?


I believe the kids call that 'Baller'.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (QZXCf)

291 183 177. Unless Barron makes his move first...
Like Ivar the Boneless in Vikings!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (QCX64)

292 Is there anyone else who was in the R primary who would have had the balls to support Moore at this point, because we need to win?

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (Vb4BV)

293 Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 08, 2017 10:53 PM (bZ4w4)

/starts to sing....

Women named Rosey.
And any damn Kitten.
Snowflakes that blow.
And Politicians called Mittens

My Taxes tied up, with political strings...


These are a few of least favorite things...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (NgKpN)

294 Why do we get our news from a UK newspaper?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (3kWeg)

295 251 241 So can we take guesses on who's rushed to their fainting couches over his rally tonight and will have finger wagging articles tomorrow? Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, Robert Tracinski. Probably Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2017 10:49 PM (cAnNx)

++++

Has Kristol commented on Trump and Jerusalem yet? Last I saw he was ignoring the whole thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z)



He'll probably tweet out that Trump is making him an anti-Semite.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (cAnNx)

296 It was 50 degrees. His breath wasn't even condensing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 10:55 PM (sL96y)

this kind of weatherman douchebaggery is not limited to the friendlier climes. Every fall we are treated to reports of "how to drive when the roads are wet," "what to do when the snow flies."

When I was a kid, the weather report was a friggin' two minute segment at the end of the news broadcast, delivered by a person reading what we could see on the screen already. Weather never led the news. Ever.

During Chinook wind season I knew walking to school would be much harder than walking home.

Bah! Yeah, I am in full-on old guy mode. What of it.

*Adjusts onion on belt*

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (bZ4w4)

297 296 Why do we get our news from a UK newspaper?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (3kWeg)


Oh! Oh! I know this one! Because our newspapers suck.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (Vb4BV)

298 Thanks for a fun ONT, WeirdDave, and hope you feel better.

Maybe try some yogurt-dipped shrimp & veggie egg rolls?

Posted by: ibguy at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (vUcdz)

299 Mo Brooks is all in for Moore. Even cutting ads

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (xInes)

300 Dodgers don't need him or Stanton. MLB aint Japon

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 10:58 PM (lgPb4)

I'm not sure what went wrong in the WS, other than me cursing it by watching, but out Japanese pitchers helped get us to the WS.

Posted by: pookysgirl is a Dodgers fan and Nippophile at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM (XKZwp)

301 I remember seeing a video of some reporter sitting in a canoe, talking about the incredible flood waters...until a couple of guys walked between her and the camera and made it clear that she was floating in 18" of water.
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2017 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)

NBC Today show, she was fired over that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM (dKiJG)

302 215 I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been wheelbarrowed across the finish line.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 10:37 PM (fR+If)

Phrasing!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


In the tv show "Scrubs" there's a flashback scene where little JD walks in on his parents. Dad:"Get out, JD. Daddy's fixing Mommy's back."

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

303 Wow. F you, Ben Mankiewicz. He just mocked "Mr O'Reilly" and the "War on Christmas" by saying there had never been such a thing.

Imagine Robert Osborne EVER making that kind of political jab on-air. You can't, because he wouldn't.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM (na6TI)

304 She wasn't interested, Trump moved on.

Which is something he says in the Access Hollywood tape, too: Woman shot him down, he moves on.

Y'know, like it's supposed to work.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM (oVJmc)

305 Why do we get our news from a UK newspaper?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (3kWeg)


A secret loathing of using the letter "zed"???

Posted by: The Derby Hat at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (itfg0)

306 Got my Deplorable Gourmet via Kindle. Due on the 10th.
WooHoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (3kWeg)

307 winterized my lawn mower last weekend. I blame the Horde for making me lazy.
Posted by: rickl
-------------

Mine is 'winterized'. It's sitting in the side yard (cover on) with 7" of snow on top. I still have yard work to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (5OO3x)

308 In years gone by, one local weather guy would start teasing, "Is there snow in the forecast?"starting at noon. More teases the rest of the afternoon, big build-up at 6, continuing all evening. Mean while, milk, bread, eggs are running out of the stores. Finally, at 10:27, came the big reveal: there was a 10% chance of snow at a certain over done female country singer's resort, which was at the furthest northern reaches of the station's viewing area, and a thousand feet or more higher in elevation.

Deflated bubble of expectation.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (brIR5)



Who knew Brian Ross used to be a weather guy?

Posted by: Fusion ABC sucks at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (EzdLW)

309
She even says "I didn't feel threatened".

But she let the cat out of the bag. She got mad at Trump because he took up for Ted Baxter saying he didn't believe the charges against him. So, she thinks "Fuck You".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

310 293. I've said before - I have this vision of him playing minecraft. A WH aide passes by, and Barron points at the screen: 'This is the gate where the degenerates and enemies of humanity come in. And they crawl down this passageway to the processing center, where they are assigned to a conscript labor battalion.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

311 Re: Carolyn Gudger - this is why I tune out when the left starts citing gun death statistics. They *never* factor this stuff in.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 10:57 PM (/qEW2)


The most egregious - and unambiguous - evidence of their perfidy: their citation of gun "homicides," knowing full well that two-thirds of them (20,000 out of 30,000) are suicides (terrible for the families, but not a social problem), while 7,000 of the remaining 10,000 are ghetto denizens blasting each other, almost entirely with illegal weapons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:04 PM (sL96y)

312 >>>Crime is rampant along the border! Woman Caught Trying to Smuggle Bologna Into US
I never sausage a thing. I bet there's more here than meats the eye, but if this is to be cured, DC is going to have to determine the links between government pork and casings like this. Then comes the legislative grind, but they'll have to be careful not to butcher it.<<<





Well, bologna me down!

Posted by: Popeye at December 08, 2017 11:05 PM (WlG0e)

313 She says "at the time", she wasn't offended, and thought "Wow", but now she realizes it was inappropriate. Or something. "





Only if it was a job interview or some shit.



If it was a lunch date, no harm no foul.
---

A lot of that is subjective too.

Some people are touchy feely, and will kiss you on the cheek routinely.

Others are not, and that unexpected kiss on the cheek might freak them out.

It has to do with personal distance/ space. The "invisible bubble."

In the Trump case above, it was meaningless, which is why she blew it off.

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:05 PM (aT+Bx)

314 Posted by: pookysgirl is a Dodgers fan and Nippophile at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM

If I ever see Darvish trying to put on a Dodger jersey on, I'll personally kick him in the nutz and take it away.

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 11:05 PM (lgPb4)

315 While waiting for my tires today I looked through a Pop Sci magazine; 3/4 of it was either directly or indirectly related to global warming. Disgusting.

Posted by: gNewt at December 08, 2017 11:06 PM (RJMSR)

316 314 >>>Crime is rampant along the border! Woman Caught Trying to Smuggle Bologna Into US
I never sausage a thing. I bet there's more here than meats the eye, but if this is to be cured, DC is going to have to determine the links between government pork and casings like this. Then comes the legislative grind, but they'll have to be careful not to butcher it.





Well, bologna me down!
Posted by: Popeye at December 08, 2017 11:05 PM (WlG0e)

But first, you'll bologna me!

Posted by: Mel Gibson.... at December 08, 2017 11:06 PM (NgKpN)

317 Col Schlicter on with Shannon Bream, and he is taking the anti-Moore guest apart.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at December 08, 2017 11:07 PM (na6TI)

318 subtract one of those "on" words

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 11:07 PM (lgPb4)

319 Unless Barron makes his move first...
Like Ivar the Boneless in Vikings!


Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (QCX64)

Did you see the Christmas tree arrival pictures? He's taller than Melania already!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 08, 2017 11:07 PM (XKZwp)

320 NBC Today show, she was fired over that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:03 PM (dKiJG)

The first rule of NBC news reporting is: "Don't get caught!!"

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 11:07 PM (T71PA)

321
While waiting for my tires today I looked through a Pop Sci magazine;
3/4 of it was either directly or indirectly related to global warming.
Disgusting.
--
The other day I was waiting for my car to get fixed and the Costco magazine had something on global warming.

/idiots

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:07 PM (aT+Bx)

322 Trump's accuser isn't mad because he made a pass.

She's mad that she's not the First Lady.

Life is full of missed opportunities.

Posted by: ALH at December 08, 2017 11:08 PM (XIpsB)

323 Wow. F you, Ben Mankiewicz. He just mocked "Mr O'Reilly" and the "War on Christmas" by saying there had never been such a thing.
------------

He has heavy political and three-letter network ties. I think his father was head of NPR, and his brother is with NBC(?).

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 11:08 PM (5OO3x)

324 324 Trump's accuser isn't mad because he made a pass.

She's mad that she's not the First Lady.

Life is full of missed opportunities.
Posted by: ALH at December 08, 2017 11:08 PM (XIpsB)

We have a winner...

You win a Kewpie Doll!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 11:08 PM (NgKpN)

325 261 ... Pug, substitute okra for peas and that is a good list. When I worked outside delivering feed to kennels and small farms that cold wind, wet or dry, was tough. It didn't do my macho image any good but I kept an economy size moisturizer around for the end of the day. When it got close to zero my beard and mustache had icicles from my breath. Glad I did that 40 years ago instead of now. These days I just have another cup of tea and wait for a thaw. Ah, retirement!

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2017 11:08 PM (V+03K)

326 317 While waiting for my tires today I looked through a Pop Sci magazine; 3/4 of it was either directly or indirectly related to global warming. Disgusting.

Posted by: gNewt at December 08, 2017 11:06 PM (RJMSR)
---
Why, I was getting my tires rotated today! Small world.

Popular Mechanics is much more fun and practical than Pop Sci, and actually seems smitten with scientific progress and high tech. I believe Insty contributes occasionally.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (qJtVm)

327 I'm already hearing the "Well at least the Dems are cleaning house, unlike the Republicans" line.

Only because of the massive backup they've accumulated from decades of giving their pervs a pass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (oVJmc)

328 For the very first time, researchers have captured an underwater recording of a mysterious noise that Earth has apparently be producing for eons, and they still aren't sure why.
The sound which the planet produces is a low, steady, unceasing hum. Scientists have been attempting to record and explain the odd noise as far back as the late 1950s, with little concrete data to suggest its source. Now, new research published in Geophysical Research Letters is attempting to explain why it happens, and scientists think it might have something to do with the ocean.

"The Earth's hum is the permanent free oscillations of the Earth recorded in the absence of earthquakes," the research paper explains. The existence of the sound, which had gone for decades without being confirmed by additional research, was finally supported by Japanese scientists in 1998.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (e8kgV)

329
I've read those in Trump's orbit say that of all the Trump kids, Barron is the one most like his father.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (8O3HH)

330 Muh Muh Muh My Bologna

- The Snack

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (tRaq7)

331 If I ever see Darvish trying to put on a Dodger jersey on, I'll personally kick him in the nutz and take it away.

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 11:05 PM (lgPb4)

I'm.... more forgiving of the Iranian-Japanese pitcher than you are. He was always an either/or pitcher: either he was fantastic or he let in all the runs. It seemed like there was no in-between.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (XKZwp)

332 230
I shudder to think where we'd be right now had Hillary been thrown into the White House like a side of beef.

Fixed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Secret Service agents would have to haul her ass in and out of doorways and vehicles so much that most of them would have to go on workers' comp for back problems.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

333 290 Went to Amazon and dialed up Ace of Spades "cook book" and didn't get there. Used the word book - didn't get there.

It's as if they don't know the HQ exists.

Posted by: gNewt at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (RJMSR)

++++

"Ace of Spades cookbook" works. I made cookbook one word and used no quotes. Took me straight to the page.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:10 PM (FUu/Z)

334 265 It is virtually impossible for any GOPe to primary Trump.

What would they possibly run on?

Trump is the most conservative President we have ever had he also appeals to blue collar Democrats.

So in order to primary him you would have to run to his right, which you can't and no other potential GOP candidate appeals to blue collar Democrats.

If a GOPe would dare run against him it would merely to bloody him and allow a democrat to win.

Because the GOPe is scum and our true enemies I can see that scenario play out.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2017 10:54 PM (0rDtS)



I can totally see the GOPe throwing the 2018 midterms, handing Congress to the Democrats, then joining forces with them to impeach Trump.

I fervently hope I am wrong about that, because if you want a civil war, that's how you get a civil war.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2017 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

335 this kind of weatherman douchebaggery is not limited to the friendlier climes. Every fall we are treated to reports of "how to drive when the roads are wet," "what to do when the snow flies."
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (bZ4w4)


One of my pet peeves (which are approaching Avogadro's number in magnitude) is assholes saying "Californians don't know how to drive in rain/snow."

First, 90% of the people here came here as adults from the Northeast or upper Midwest. Did they forget how to drive in inclement weather as they drove here?

Second, I've lived in the Northeast and Midwest, and people drive like assholes in inclement weather there, too. Many was the time I was passed by assholes driving 70 mph in raging blizzards. Native Californian transplants, perhaps?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:10 PM (sL96y)

336 Correction: it took me to a search result page with 2 items, and the cookbook on top.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM (FUu/Z)

337 While waiting for my tires today I looked through a Pop Sci magazine; 3/4 of it was either directly or indirectly related to global warming. Disgusting.

Posted by: gNewt at December 08, 2017 11:06 PM (RJMSR)

I used to go to their web site from time to time. When they started posting the GW articles people used to beat them down in the comments with real science. Then they shut down commenting on the site - forever.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM (T71PA)

338 330 For the very first time, researchers have captured an underwater recording of a mysterious noise that Earth has apparently be producing for eons, and they still aren't sure why.
The sound which the planet produces is a low, steady, unceasing hum. Scientists have been attempting to record and explain the odd noise as far back as the late 1950s, with little concrete data to suggest its source. Now, new research published in Geophysical Research Letters is attempting to explain why it happens, and scientists think it might have something to do with the ocean.

"The Earth's hum is the permanent free oscillations of the Earth recorded in the absence of earthquakes," the research paper explains. The existence of the sound, which had gone for decades without being confirmed by additional research, was finally supported by Japanese scientists in 1998.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (e8kgV)

Job 38:6-7 6"On what were its bases sunk? Or who laid its cornerstone, 7When the morning stars sang together And all the sons of God shouted for joy?

Posted by: ALH at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM (XIpsB)

339 291 More and more Nurses and Police are overdosing because the powder is on the clothes, they have new kinds of protocols.


Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM


What? Can you elaborate on this?
Posted by: otho at December 08, 2017 11:01 PM (qGuLD)

They believe that the powder gets on your hands or arms any cracks in the skin, dry hands and it get absorbed. It also might be inhaled when you brush off the powder. It takes a very very small amount.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM (dKiJG)

340 @257 Did you hear the follow-up, with that cool young Mr Mankiewicz directly addressing Bill O'Reilly, challenging him for the heart of Christmas? Those are the little things that make the new TCM so...so...
easy to avoid, I think is the phrase I'm looking for.

Up next is Lady in The Lake, directed by Robert Montgomery (Samantha's dad), who was one of just a handful of conservatives in that generation in Hollywood. I just can't wait to hear what the greasy little bastard pulls out for him.

Honest, if I saw Mankiewicz on the street I'd knock his ass down, thereby queering any chance I've have had to be in movies that sucked anyway.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM (H5rtT)

341 For the very first time, researchers have captured an underwater recording of a mysterious noise that Earth has apparently be producing for eons, and they still aren't sure why.
The sound which the planet produces is a low, steady, unceasing hum. Scientists have been attempting to record and explain the odd noise as far back as the late 1950s, with little concrete data to suggest its source. Now, new research published in Geophysical Research Letters is attempting to explain why it happens, and scientists think it might have something to do with the ocean.

"The Earth's hum is the permanent free oscillations of the Earth recorded in the absence of earthquakes," the research paper explains. The existence of the sound, which had gone for decades without being confirmed by additional research, was finally supported by Japanese scientists in 1998.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December




yeah, yeah, were the scientists morons and not devoid of humor they would have titled the piece "MysHum."

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

342 Secret Service agents would have to haul her ass in and out of doorways and vehicles so much that most of them would have to go on workers' comp for back problems.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (+lVUW)



"Hey, why is there this hoist on the rear entrance of the White House?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (sL96y)

343 I'm already hearing the "Well at least the Dems are cleaning house, unlike the Republicans" line.

I'd say, that's nice, now keep going.

They haven't even scratched the surface and we all know it. If they apply their 'standards' to themselves, all we would see is that TV 'Broadcast Day Has Ended' test pattern and entire big city governments would be empty.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (fR+If)

344 Wow, BPS keeps upping his game:

https://youtu.be/qdt21i0BXcw

"How the WESTERN World was Created by MISTAKE"

We need a History Thread

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (GsAUU)

345 I wish one of you Morons had saved me from wasting two hours watching Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and No Interesting Stories.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (WbIyz)

346 everyone knows the mysterious humming is a giant kazoo that was trapped in the center of the earth when the planet was forming.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (MTjB1)

347 330 For the very first time, researchers have captured an underwater recording of a mysterious noise that Earth has apparently be producing for eons, and they still aren't sure why.
The sound which the planet produces is a low, steady, unceasing hum. Scientists have been attempting to record and explain the odd noise as far back as the late 1950s, with little concrete data to suggest its source. Now, new research published in Geophysical Research Letters is attempting to explain why it happens, and scientists think it might have something to do with the ocean.

"The Earth's hum is the permanent free oscillations of the Earth recorded in the absence of earthquakes," the research paper explains. The existence of the sound, which had gone for decades without being confirmed by additional research, was finally supported by Japanese scientists in 1998.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (e8kgV)


The earth is giving us a hummer?

Cool!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:13 PM (sL96y)

348 So, 4chan /pol/ has this insane "It's Happening" threads, typically with odd orange/red/pink/yellow image of Ron Paul.

Here's the one tonight. It's a doozy:

https://www.rt.com/news/412430-lavrov-jerusalem-move-tillerson/

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:13 PM (aT+Bx)

349 "The Earth's hum is the permanent free oscillations of the Earth recorded in the absence of earthquakes," the research paper explains. The existence of the sound, which had gone for decades without being confirmed by additional research, was finally supported by Japanese scientists in 1998.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (e8kgV)

Maybe it hums because it doesn't know the words?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 11:13 PM (H+ulh)

350 204 Great speech by Trump tonight, loved it.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 08, 2017 10:41 PM (yJ1e6)

--I think even the 'ettes got boners.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 11:14 PM (GsAUU)

351 let me help. movies are stupid. made by people that hate you and take your money, however you give it to them in whatever quantity to do things you hate. don't watch them. get dogs. or whores.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

352 343 I'm already hearing the "Well at least the Dems are cleaning house, unlike the Republicans" line.

I'd say, that's nice, now keep going.

They haven't even scratched the surface and we all know it. If they apply their 'standards' to themselves, all we would see is that TV 'Broadcast Day Has Ended' test pattern and entire big city governments would be empty.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (fR+If)


I suspect that there will be cob posting on this in the next few days ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:14 PM (sL96y)

353 "The Earth's hum is the permanent free oscillations of the Earth recorded in the absence of earthquakes," the research paper explains. The existence of the sound, which had gone for decades without being confirmed by additional research, was finally supported by Japanese scientists in 1998.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2017 11:09 PM (e8kgV)


Nah, it's the great Old Ones...

Posted by: The Fhtagn Hat at December 08, 2017 11:15 PM (itfg0)

354 346 everyone knows the mysterious humming is a giant kazoo that was trapped in the center of the earth when the planet was forming.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:12 PM (MTjB1)


Renaming Earth to "Sotto Vuvuzela."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:15 PM (sL96y)

355 The bologna contains pork and isn't allowed into the country.

========

You'd think that wouldn't be a problem since this isn't Saudi Arabia. There are so many frivolously stupid customs laws. Canada seized someone's bagpipes because they contained ivory, which belongs to the sacred, endangered elephant. Except that the pipes were made back in the '30s before any of the ivory smuggling hysteria. It's just an excuse for a shakedown.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 11:15 PM (/qEW2)

356 is this mysterious humming 50 cycles per second or 60? or a heterodyne between the two?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (KdDCu)

357 Popular Mechanics is much more fun and practical than Pop Sci,
---------

One of the great things that Pop Mechanics did was publish 'Debunking 9/11 Myths'. If you haven't read it, I recommend it. In-depth study of what happened structurally in the buildings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (5OO3x)

358 Also really cool:

https://tinyurl.com/Batman-Ninja-Trailer

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (BfOXk)

359 my guess is the earth is having a great big, endless orgasm caused by the vibrations from all the machinery and activity created by western civilization. kind of like one big milwaukee vibrator.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

360
I can totally see the GOPe throwing the 2018 midterms, handing Congress to the Democrats, then joining forces with them to impeach Trump.

The congressional GOP is going to commit suicide and give up their own schweet gigs to get Trump? Not likely, in my humble but esteemed opinion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2017 11:17 PM (cTBpy)

361 Why does this woman accusing Roy Moore of molestation need a lawyer? The statute of limitations has long passed and it is never going to trial. So it is just a political smear tactic.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 08, 2017 11:17 PM (2X7pN)

362 is this mysterious humming 50 cycles per second or 60? or a heterodyne between the two?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (KdDCu)

Cue Frank Zappa's "Dinah Moe Hum".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (H+ulh)

363 356 is this mysterious humming 50 cycles per second or 60? or a heterodyne between the two?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (KdDCu)


We need a global crash course in Fourier analysis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (sL96y)

364 Earth Hum:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/
2014GL062782/full

It's aliens.

No, it's caused by the earth "ringing" due to ocean wave activity.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (8O3HH)

365 yeah some geeks at nasa said humming is related to something called "the crystaline entity." not sure if that is good or bad.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

366 He'll probably tweet out that Trump is making him an anti-Semite.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2017 11:02 PM (cAnNx)

++++

It was a couple of days ago, but Breitbart had a story about how all the NeverTrumpers reacted to the news. Most of them gave Trump his due, but a few of them either had to take shots at Trump or just ignore the news.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/
12/06/nevertrump-jerusalem-move-good-trump/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (pvjTE)

367 I wish one of you Morons had saved me from wasting two hours watching Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and No Interesting Stories.


I saw it in 3D when it first came out. I agree on the story being thin ("No plot to get in the way of the story," as Joe Bob Briggs would say were he here.), but I liked it. The production story is good, especially how Besson came up with all the different aliens. It was a throwback, IMHO.
Innocent in a way I haven't seen in a movie for a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (tRaq7)

368 356 is this mysterious humming 50 cycles per second or 60? or a heterodyne between the two?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (KdDCu)


50 Hz in Europe, 60 Hz in the civilized world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (sL96y)

369
He has heavy political and three-letter network ties. I think his father was head of NPR, and his brother is with NBC(?).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2017 11:08 PM

--He was with The Young Turks and their house Armenian during their epic Election Night meltdown (which never gets old).

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 11:19 PM (GsAUU)

370 is this mysterious humming 50 cycles per second or 60? or a heterodyne between the two?

"...and when we turn off the lights, the hum goes away. Gaia is responding to us!"

Posted by: Crack Researchers at December 08, 2017 11:19 PM (7R/qA)

371 365. So......Horta, then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 11:19 PM (fA1SL)

372 I'm already hearing the "Well at least the Dems are cleaning house, unlike the Republicans" line. "

That's funny right there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 11:19 PM (MINbv)

373 361 Why does this woman accusing Roy Moore of molestation need a lawyer? The statute of limitations has long passed and it is never going to trial. So it is just a political smear tactic.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 08, 2017 11:17 PM (2X7pN)

Ahhh... but the latest tactic is to accuse you publically... and then when you say they are telling lies, to sue you for slander.

Its how they are now going after Trump... its in court right now.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 11:19 PM (NgKpN)

374 For quite a while, even after I voted for him, I really didn't care for Trumps style. he irritated me. I understood why people liked his policies; I didn't get why people liked him. Maybe, it's because I'm now accustomed to his manner, but tonight I understood his personal appeal.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 11:20 PM (P8951)

375 Hey, where all da sea lions at?

Posted by: Garcia Zarate at December 08, 2017 11:20 PM (zmvwV)

376 355 The bologna contains pork and isn't allowed into the country.

========

You'd think that wouldn't be a problem since this isn't Saudi Arabia. There are so many frivolously stupid customs laws. Canada seized someone's bagpipes because they contained ivory, which belongs to the sacred, endangered elephant. Except that the pipes were made back in the '30s before any of the ivory smuggling hysteria. It's just an excuse for a shakedown.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 11:15 PM (/qEW2)

++++

When it comes to food safety, it isn't just about protectionism. I don't know the facts, but I would guess that the FDA has a problem with how pork is handled in Mexico.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (pvjTE)

377 So, anyone know anything about American Assassin? That next in my queue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (WbIyz)

378 The earth is giving us a hummer?

Cool!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Negative.

'Tis the sound of Satan's spit-roaster, slowly spinning as certain, shall we say, "meat", is cooked for eternity.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (BfOXk)

379 If you haven't seen it SICARIO is a great movie, to me it tells the importance of doing immigration right and building a wall and trying to prevent the US from becoming Mexico and having the Cartels run wild here in the US

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (dKiJG)

380 @360

They were actively trying to lose the Alabama race and they just forced out a Rep over nonsense.

The GOP is actively trying to lose the house and Senate.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (Wtll+)

381 It snowed here yesterday, finally.

It didn't stick around

https://youtu.be/oofHA80KVi0

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (y87Qq)

382 sicario is stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (MTjB1)

383 --I think even the 'ettes got boners.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 11:14

LOL, it was awesome. One of the best presidential speeches I''ve seen.

Be well all, I'm off for a nap, may pop up later.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 08, 2017 11:22 PM (yJ1e6)

384 361 Why does this woman accusing Roy Moore of molestation need a lawyer? The statute of limitations has long passed and it is never going to trial. So it is just a political smear tactic.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 08, 2017 11:17 PM (2X7pN)



Simple, really. The accuser is merely the stalking horse. The Allred is the cat's paw, the distance between the accuser and ... reality, the person who can say anything and if it sticks, run with it, and if it doesn't, do the principal/agent shuffle and weasel (yeah, I'm looking at you, Allred) off the hook.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:22 PM (sL96y)

385 let me rephrase



with all due respect, sicario is stupid, no offense intended.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

386 365. So......Horta, then.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
---

As a female, I should not understand this.

But I do.

I have... mixed feeling about it.

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:23 PM (aT+Bx)

387 sicario is stupid.

I liked it. The border traffic shootout scene and the end were good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 11:23 PM (WbIyz)

388 Also really cool:



https://tinyurl.com/Batman-Ninja-Trailer

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2017 11:16 PM (BfOXk)

Oh dear. Better not let Pookette see it-she's a huge anime fan, loves Batman, and has him regularly beating up Gandalf's Lego Dimensions figurine. It does look really cool, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 08, 2017 11:24 PM (XKZwp)

389 386. Shadilay, my Kekistani sister!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 11:24 PM (fA1SL)

390 Well, Planet Earth is, for all practical purposes, a living thing. The only one like it we've ever found.

It just happens to be perfect for human life. And it didn't just happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:24 PM (tRaq7)

391 We need a global crash course in Fourier analysis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
-----------

There's an app for that.

Posted by: What's a 'slide rule' at December 08, 2017 11:24 PM (5OO3x)

392 >>>This is cool:

https://tinyurl.com/Alita-Battle-Angel-Trailer

Trailer for a movie based on a popular Manga series.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2017 10:50 PM (BfOXk)



Can you say "Uncanny Valley"?
Posted by: The Gun Dream Hat at December 08, 2017 10:59 PM (itfg0)<<<





What's James Cameron's obsession with replacing real actors with creepy CGI characters?.



He's taking jobs away from people, just like ATM machines!!!

Posted by: an indifferent penguins at December 08, 2017 11:24 PM (WlG0e)

393 I can't think of the name of the movie, but has anybody seen the movie about the Vietnam vets who get together to bury the son of one of them at Arlington? I was sort of interested in that one because it looked liked it might actually be respectful of our vets.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 11:25 PM (P8951)

394 374 For quite a while, even after I voted for him, I really didn't care for Trumps style. he irritated me. I understood why people liked his policies; I didn't get why people liked him. Maybe, it's because I'm now accustomed to his manner, but tonight I understood his personal appeal.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 11:20 PM (P8951)


I understand your qualms. I'd liken Trump to Cassius Clay, or to Joe Namath: he runs the mouth, but he delivers on what he said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:25 PM (sL96y)

395 Maybe the researchers have tinnitus.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 11:25 PM (/qEW2)

396 I liked it. The border traffic shootout scene and the end were good.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 11:23 PM (WbIyz)


That scene is now a tossup with the Heat bank shootout for 'showing off AV systems' clips. It's the automatic go-to when I want to use a shorter clip.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 11:25 PM (y87Qq)

397 I would guess that the FDA has a problem with how pork is handled in Mexico.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (pvjTE)

Just s little. We've gotten, as far as can be told, all the nasty parasites out of U.S. pork and *do NOT* want them being reintroduced. Very few nations are as careful, so I doubt there are very many that pork is allowed to come from.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2017 11:26 PM (rp9xB)

398 367 I wish one of you Morons had saved me from wasting two hours watching Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and No Interesting Stories.


I saw it in 3D when it first came out. I agree on the story being thin ("No plot to get in the way of the story," as Joe Bob Briggs would say were he here.), but I liked it. The production story is good, especially how Besson came up with all the different aliens. It was a throwback, IMHO.
Innocent in a way I haven't seen in a movie for a long time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:18 PM (tRaq7)

I thought the General's war crimes was stupid and didn't make sense, like it was his fault.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:27 PM (dKiJG)

399 Is Earth Hum Mis Hum's coousin?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 08, 2017 11:27 PM (WlG0e)

400 We've gotten, as far as can be told, all the nasty parasites out of U.S. pork and *do NOT* want them being reintroduced. Very few nations are as careful, so I doubt there are very many that pork is allowed to come from.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2017 11:26 PM (rp9xB)


Then explain Michael Moore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:27 PM (sL96y)

401 The bologna contains pork and isn't allowed into the country. "

It's Mexico, not pork, that is the issue. Some pork products are allowed in from certain regions...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (MINbv)

402 That Purim video....

I once lived in metro Detroit next to a growing Muslim community, but now live in AZ near a large orthodox Jewish population (seems they WALK in large happy groups to temple, never drive). Guess which community is safer and much more pleasant to be around...

Posted by: MSTisdale at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (xHVD5)

403 I liked it. The border traffic shootout scene and the end were good.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December




Well, I agree about the action and the cool factor. My position that the movie is stupid has to do with the main characterette - whatever her name is. Movie would have been better titled broke back bitch.

They destroyed that woman psychologically from the time they put her on the task force. she could not handle herself on the first trip to juarez, went downhill form there.

was constantly working against the team. got her ass beat more than once, and in the end was completely ruined.

why bother to have her character in there at all? would have been better with lots of shooting cartel losers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

404 Get out now! The hum is coming from... inside the planet!

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (EzdLW)

405 Michael Moore is not a parasite in pork; he is a porky parasite.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:29 PM (pvjTE)

406
The Kokomo Hum

https://tinyurl.com/y8pqprss

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)

407 405 Michael Moore is not a parasite in pork; he is a porky parasite.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:29 PM (pvjTE)


Ah, OK. Thanks for the clarification!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:30 PM (sL96y)

408 355 The bologna contains pork and isn't allowed into the country.

========

You'd think that wouldn't be a problem since this isn't Saudi Arabia. There are so many frivolously stupid customs laws. Canada seized someone's bagpipes because they contained ivory, which belongs to the sacred, endangered elephant. Except that the pipes were made back in the '30s before any of the ivory smuggling hysteria. It's just an excuse for a shakedown.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 11:15 PM (/qEW2)


The pork thing is probably because of trichinosis.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:30 PM (+azJs)

409 The GOP is actively trying to lose the house and Senate.

This is a job for...(da da da dah!) Steve Bannon. He should find some good conservatives to run against them. He's getting a big win if Moore gets elected, which he just might. He'll have momentum.

Plus, he can run right over the RNC the same way President Trump did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:31 PM (tRaq7)

410 405 Michael Moore is not a parasite in pork; he is a porky parasite.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:29 PM (pvjTE)


I should've read beyond "nasty parasite."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:31 PM (sL96y)

411 404 Get out now! The hum is coming from... inside the planet!
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (EzdLW)

Bah.... its just Dinosaurs getting frisky in Pellucidar!

Posted by: Tarzan, at the Center of the Earth at December 08, 2017 11:31 PM (NgKpN)

412 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 11:20

I'm kinda w/ you Donna. Read the book "Let Trump be Trump". He's using Junging methods Jules tells me, i.e. the nicknames etc. It's psychological warfare and he's been winning.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (yJ1e6)

413 395. I've had tinnitus for almost three years now.
Ya know how, in movies, when there's a shootout indoors, the characters are still able to talk to each other in a normal tones? Yeah......that's not my experience.
Three fucking years of high-pitched ringing in my ears. Three. Fucking. Years. I can't imagine what combat vets must go thru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)

414 The 50 cycle/60 cycle line runs right down the middle of Japan. You can't ship electrumicity from one side of the place to the other. Germans were involved somehow.

If you ever wonder about all those uniquely Japanese cultural markers, I don't think you need look any further than that. It's a wonder Gojira wasn't schizophrenic.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (H5rtT)

415 Chicharrones, yum .

Posted by: chango butt at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (lgPb4)

416 why bother to have her character in there at all? would have been better with lots of shooting cartel losers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (MTjB1)


She's the straight man. She's the one character reacting the way normal people would react.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (+azJs)

417 he is a porky parasite."

Well, I'd never let him near pigs. Or any other possible food source. Would need to overcook and irritate, and I still wouldn't trust it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (MINbv)

418 Morally questionable!?!?

Is that a joke?

The Dems are for chopping up babies a minute from birth and selling the body parts!


They are also for leaving babies born alive to be left for dead in garbage cans!

Posted by: MAGA at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (LnOh3)

419 She's the straight man. She's the one character reacting the way normal people would react.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December




so you are saying no one here is normal?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

420 sometimes 4chan/pol has a story out before anyone or almost anyone else


sometimes it's just meme / Pepe sh*tposting


ya take the bitter with the sweet

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 08, 2017 11:33 PM (Co9e8)

421 Shadilay, my Kekistani sister!


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet

*MAGA fistbump* Uncle Palp!

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:33 PM (aT+Bx)

422 420. /pol is ALWAYS right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 11:34 PM (fA1SL)

423 i just watched the Black Pigeon talk on Aristagoras. I rate it 'true'. It is indeed as I was taught - he screwed the pooch and turned coat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

424 I thought the General's war crimes was stupid and didn't make sense, like it was his fault.

Wasn't he responsible for the destruction of the alien planet in the beginning of the movie? I thought that was what he was guilty of.

That little critter that crapped out more of whatever you put in it was hilarious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:35 PM (tRaq7)

425 Chicharrones, yum"

Chitlins

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 11:35 PM (MINbv)

426 so, right after I was bitterly disappointed by sicario, same feeling my mom had when she found out I hang out at a blog, I watched Infiltrator, with the guy who played the dad in malcolm in the middle and the drug manufacturing teacher. Better movie. maybe simply because I had not expectations and no one had been telling me how great it was , like sicario.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

427 The 50 cycle/60 cycle line runs right down the middle of Japan. You can't ship electrumicity from one side of the place to the other. Germans were involved somehow.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 08, 2017 11:32 PM (H5rtT)



Oh, those krauts. What a sense of humor they've got!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:36 PM (sL96y)

428 419 She's the straight man. She's the one character reacting the way normal people would react.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December




so you are saying no one here is normal?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:33 PM (MTjB1)


It's kinda hard to identify with people who're playing kingmaker with cartels instead of trying to stop them. Also, Alejandro shoots the bad guy's whole family.

It's not like he didn't have a legitimate beef, but still I'd say you took a wrong mental turn when you're shooting children.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:37 PM (+azJs)

429 403 I liked it. The border traffic shootout scene and the end were good.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December




Well, I agree about the action and the cool factor. My position that the movie is stupid has to do with the main characterette - whatever her name is. Movie would have been better titled broke back bitch.

They destroyed that woman psychologically from the time they put her on the task force. she could not handle herself on the first trip to juarez, went downhill form there.

was constantly working against the team. got her ass beat more than once, and in the end was completely ruined.

why bother to have her character in there at all? would have been better with lots of shooting cartel losers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

Listen to what Alejodro says from the beginning to the end.

Your American ears and eyes will not understand what we say or do.


This is the land ruled by wolves and you aren't a wolf, go to a small town where rules still apply

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:39 PM (dKiJG)

430 so you are saying no one here is normal?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:33 PM (MTjB1)


Has anyone ever maintained otherwise?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2017 11:39 PM (sL96y)

431 423 i just watched the Black Pigeon talk on Aristagoras. I rate it 'true'. It is indeed as I was taught - he screwed the pooch and turned coat.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2017 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

--That was good --but was Babylon the capital of the Persian Empire at the time?

Too happy drinking to look up.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2017 11:40 PM (GsAUU)

432
She's the straight man. She's the one character reacting the way normal people would react.
Posted by: Ace's liver


Like Oliver Douglas in Hooterville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2017 11:40 PM (IqV8l)

433 It's kinda hard to identify with people who're playing kingmaker with cartels instead of trying to stop them. Also, Alejandro shoots the bad guy's whole family.

It's not like he didn't have a legitimate beef, but still I'd say you took a wrong mental turn when you're shooting children.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December




well, yeah, but, had he not shot the children the probably would have gotten into the business and maybe even come after him or his future family. who knows. one more reason to get out of or simply stay out of that business altogether. much rougher world than diamonds.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:40 PM (MTjB1)

434
It's not like he didn't have a legitimate beef, but still I'd say you took a wrong mental turn when you're shooting children.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:37 PM (+azJs)

++++

They killed his family, so he returned the favor. If one side doesn't abide by the rules of war, it makes no sense for the other side to do so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:41 PM (FUu/Z)

435 Oh, those krauts. What a sense of humor they've got!"

Thought it was that they bought equipment from both Germany and the US back in the day.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 11:41 PM (MINbv)

436 377 So, anyone know anything about American Assassin? That next in my queue.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 11:21 PM (WbIyz)

It's kind of a down the middle of the plate revenge fantasy action flick. I didn't hate it but I was looking at the clock 20 minutes before it ended.

Overall rating of Meh. It was too long and 6 months from now I won't remember it existed, bad or good.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 08, 2017 11:43 PM (tMFgx)

437 Wasn't he responsible for the destruction of the alien planet in the beginning of the movie? I thought that was what he was guilty of.

That little critter that crapped out more of whatever you put in it was hilarious.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:35 PM (tRaq7)

He shot the ships and then they crashed into the planet, what was he to do let all his men die?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:44 PM (dKiJG)

438 yeah, maybe they are not what Americans are used to but even then what's her name's stupid behavior at the bank and in other places is inexplicable. similar to the idiot banging on the lock in the beginning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

439 let me help. movies are stupid. made by people that hate you and take your money, however you give it to them in whatever quantity to do things you hate. don't watch them. get dogs. or whores.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:14 PM (MTjB1)


========

And Disney thought they'd apply the same principles to ESPN.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 11:45 PM (/qEW2)

440 hey, Jay, if you're going to be in Phoenix for spring training maybe some of us who will be there at the same time can get together for drinks or something. I'll be there the second week in March - I figure earlier might be too cool to lounge by the pool and it might get too hot later on.

we really lucked out last spring. We just missed the 60 degree weather, it was 80-90 degrees when we were there and it hit 100 the day after we left - and we came home to a blizzard.....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 11:45 PM (P8951)

441 434
It's not like he didn't have a legitimate beef, but still I'd say you took a wrong mental turn when you're shooting children.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:37 PM (+azJs)

++++

They killed his family, so he returned the favor. If one side doesn't abide by the rules of war, it makes no sense for the other side to do so.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:41 PM (FUu/Z)


Like I said, he had a legitimate beef. The drug lord definitely gets the high velocity lead poisoning. But not with the kids. Maybe they grow up to be bad, but maybe they don't. Everyone deserves a chance to decide.

If I'm running things, Alejandro gets put down like a rabid dog.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:46 PM (+azJs)

442 Actual Daily Mail headline up now:

"Matt Lauer's Wife Finds Solace With Her Horse"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:46 PM (8O3HH)

443 Another intersection of the Left and Islamists is there is no joy, no happiness inside them except when they bring harm to others. They will have to both make fundamental changes to get off that "Long Black Train"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyRZTAmcW7c

Posted by: geoffb at December 08, 2017 11:47 PM (zOpu5)

444 413,

8 years for me. It can play hell with your sleep cycles. Sometimes I can't sleep unless I am totally exhausted. That may require staying awake for 30 hours. It's a drag, but otherwise life is good.

The earth hum is actually earth tinnitus.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 08, 2017 11:48 PM (Xm9C+)

445 The Kokomo Hum

https://tinyurl.com/y8pqprss


Dinah-Moe Hum

https://youtu.be/u4hzVpYAP-U

(nsfw, seriously, totally, nsfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 08, 2017 11:48 PM (IcT7t)

446 442 Actual Daily Mail headline up now:

"Matt Lauer's Wife Finds Solace With Her Horse"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:46 PM (8O3HH)


Whoever wrote that should get a raise.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:48 PM (+azJs)

447 187 Blanco, I can see it catching on.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 08, 2017 11:49 PM (ZKlDy)

448 hey, was listening to the radio on the way home this evening ans someone was advertising coca cola seasonal blends. think one was coke with orange vanilla flavoring. is that a thing now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:50 PM (MTjB1)

449
I like the motorboat hum.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:50 PM (8O3HH)

450 433 It's kinda hard to identify with people who're playing kingmaker with cartels instead of trying to stop them. Also, Alejandro shoots the bad guy's whole family.

It's not like he didn't have a legitimate beef, but still I'd say you took a wrong mental turn when you're shooting children.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December




well, yeah, but, had he not shot the children the probably would have gotten into the business and maybe even come after him or his future family. who knows. one more reason to get out of or simply stay out of that business altogether. much rougher world than diamonds.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:40 PM (MTjB1)

They Hinted that he worked for the Colombian Cartel and that's why they killed his family. They threw his daughter into a vat of acid.

Remember if they don't kill the Mexician Cartel leader they will find more houses filled with bodies and wired to explode when the police show up, they were killing the guy ordering that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:51 PM (dKiJG)

451 >> Whoever wrote that should get a raise.

Maybe they hired/stole some of the NY Post headline writers.

I always remember "Osama Bin Wankin'"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH)

452 448 hey, was listening to the radio on the way home this evening ans someone was advertising coca cola seasonal blends. think one was coke with orange vanilla flavoring. is that a thing now?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:50 PM (MTjB1)


Orange vanilla? Is that something you're supposed to drink or use as a mixer?

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:52 PM (+azJs)

453 442 Actual Daily Mail headline up now:
"Matt Lauer's Wife Finds Solace With Her Horse"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December

TOTALLY understandable!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 08, 2017 11:53 PM (hscyr)

454
They still haven't released the contents of Osama's porn stash. It's National Security secrets for some reason.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)

455 444. Cement floors and masonry walls. In a small hallway, no less.
I fired one round - 7.62 Tok - and was deaf for days. Then, the ringing.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (fA1SL)

456 Like I said, he had a legitimate beef. The drug lord definitely gets the high velocity lead poisoning. But not with the kids. Maybe they grow up to be bad, but maybe they don't. Everyone deserves a chance to decide.

If I'm running things, Alejandro gets put down like a rabid dog.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:46 PM (+azJs)

++++

He was doing more than just getting revenge for himself. He was sending a message to the heads of the other cartels. You step over the line, you pay the price. The US enabled him to get there to send their own message about taking violence across the border, but his message was if you go after families, you put your own at risk.

Sure, it's not nice to make kids pay for the crimes of their fathers, but if the cartels are going to play that game, well, both sides know how to play it.

The murdered his daughter by dropping her, alive, into a barrel of acid. He at least gave the cartel leader's kids a quick death.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (FUu/Z)

457 Posted by: Catherine the Great

How you doin'?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

458 442 Actual Daily Mail headline up now:

"Matt Lauer's Wife Finds Solace With Her Horse"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 08, 2017 11:46 PM (8O3HH)


Word.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 08, 2017 11:55 PM (itfg0)

459
hey, was listening to the radio on the way home this evening ans someone was advertising coca cola seasonal blends. think one was coke with orange vanilla flavoring. is that a thing now?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:50 PM (MTjB1)


Well, they brought us multiple vomitous flavors of Mountain Dew, so why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2017 11:55 PM (IcLGl)

460 They believe that the powder gets on your hands or arms any cracks in the skin, dry hands and it get absorbed. It also might be inhaled when you brush off the powder. It takes a very very small amount.


Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:11 PM


Hmmmm.... maybe. Even taking into account the strength of Fentalyn, this doesn't sound right. It's cut into the dope in small amounts and there'd only be small amounts to come into contact with. I get that with zero tolerance it will affect you more, but... really you'd have to be scooping up piles of the stuff to approach getting an actual overdose. Getting stoned from traces, yeah. But an actual overdose? Call me cynical, but these cops and nurses that are overdosing might be doing more than they're letting on.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2017 11:56 PM (qGuLD)

461 Is that the earth hum that Cheney uses to control the weather or drive people insane?

Posted by: Jean at December 08, 2017 11:56 PM (yM/Yl)

462 They Hinted that he worked for the Colombian Cartel and that's why they killed his family. They threw his daughter into a vat of acid.

Remember if they don't kill the Mexician Cartel leader they will find more houses filled with bodies and wired to explode when the police show up, they were killing the guy ordering that.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:51 PM (dKiJG)


It's been awhile, but I remember the daughter being a reporter. Alejandro was an accountant or something, not involved in the business.

Like I said, the boss deserves it. But I still think no matter what the situation, when the thought "And now I'm gonna shoot the lady and her two young children" goes through your head it's time to follow your train of logic back a bit to see where you went wrong.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2017 11:56 PM (+azJs)

463 How you doin'?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

Hey baby. What's a stud like you doing in a place like this?

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 08, 2017 11:57 PM (hscyr)

464 goodnight horde. wish me luck, I'm hoping I can get my car to the mechanic without it crapping out before I get there. I have to drive down a street that is usually very busy so I am going early, when not many people will be on the road. It's been shutting down suddenly when I make turns and I'm worried it will do that when I'm making a left turn and I'll get rear ended.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 08, 2017 11:57 PM (P8951)

465 They Hinted that he worked for the Colombian Cartel and that's why they killed his family. They threw his daughter into a vat of acid.

Remember if they don't kill the Mexician Cartel leader they will find more houses filled with bodies and wired to explode when the police show up, they were killing the guy ordering that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:51 PM (dKiJG)

++++

No, not a cartel guy. He was a Colombian prosecutor. He wouldn't back off, so they killed his wife and daughter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:57 PM (FUu/Z)

466 Word.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 08, 2017 11:55 PM (itfg0)

Imposter!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 08, 2017 11:58 PM (hscyr)

467 Alejandro was an accountant or something

Lawyer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 11:58 PM (WbIyz)

468
8 years for me. It can play hell with your sleep cycles. Sometimes I can't sleep unless I am totally exhausted. That may require staying awake for 30 hours. It's a drag, but otherwise life is good.

The earth hum is actually earth tinnitus.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 08, 2017 11:48 PM (Xm9C+)



I've got one hell of a tinnitus going on, 24/7. Oddly, I can still sit in the audiologists booth, and score very well across the spectrum.

But I would be very grateful indeed, to enjoy life sans the constant high pitched squeal.

Sounds like bad amplifier feedback that never ends.

I mean, if I wanted to hear screaming and whining for the rest of my life, I'd have just stayed married to my ex.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2017 11:58 PM (QzJWU)

469 Sicario. The point of killing the boss' kids at the end was that the boss HAD to see them die. Remember, the boss says to Alejandro---when he knew it was up---"not if front of the children/." So Alejandro shoots them (and their mother) just to force him to see what Alejamdro had to go through.
The line that I thought was crossed was when he killed that kindly cop on the way to the boss' estate. That seemed gratuitous.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2017 11:59 PM (mc8++)

470 Is that the earth hum that Cheney uses to control the weather or drive people insane?
---

"HAARP"

"Weather"

Cheney... maybe?

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:59 PM (aT+Bx)

471 That little critter that crapped out more of whatever you put in it was hilarious.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2017 11:35 PM (tRaq7)

I was waiting for them to feed it Skittles

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 12:00 AM (yM/Yl)

472 They still haven't released the contents of Osama's porn stash.

It wasn't his to begin with.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 09, 2017 12:00 AM (fR+If)

473 >> Imposter!
Posted by: Catherine the Great

Ladies, don't fight. We can have a three-way. There's more than enough of me to go around.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 09, 2017 12:00 AM (8O3HH)

474 465 They Hinted that he worked for the Colombian Cartel and that's why they killed his family. They threw his daughter into a vat of acid.

Remember if they don't kill the Mexician Cartel leader they will find more houses filled with bodies and wired to explode when the police show up, they were killing the guy ordering that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 11:51 PM (dKiJG)

++++

No, not a cartel guy. He was a Colombian prosecutor. He wouldn't back off, so they killed his wife and daughter.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2017 11:57 PM (FUu/Z)


That sounds right. I remember thinking "damn, that guy is pretty good at killing people for someone with a desk job".

I did like his last scene. She's gonna sleep with a loaded gun under the pillow for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 12:01 AM (+azJs)

475 Donna - Year and model of car? Also, does it happen when turning either way?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 12:01 AM (9tO1t)

476 All your pages are belong to us.

Posted by: Sonobi at December 09, 2017 12:01 AM (JhE5a)

477 "HAARP"

"Weather"

Cheney... maybe?

Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2017 11:59 PM (aT+Bx)

*.*

Posted by: Haarpo Marx at December 09, 2017 12:02 AM (H+ulh)

478 Did the Valerian movie give George Lucas a chub? In the trailer I thought the two were siblings for some reason. If you make a 30 year nostalgic throwback, then the audience will respond. As Marvel has figured out with Guardians of the Galaxy, and as Lucas forgot with American Graffiti.

Battle Angel:

https://youtu.be/Bx_TEVUbJ2o

Very good if you like 90s anime.

As someone said, Robert Rodriguez is making a live action movie featuring Christoph Waltz and Jennifer Connelly. The girl has eyes just as big as the anime. Gollum never got out of the uncanny valley for me, only because of his eyes, so I don't think it will work.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2017 12:02 AM (rnAwa)

479 >>>Imposter!

Posted by: Catherine the Great



Ladies, don't fight. We can have a three-way. There's more than enough of me to go around.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 09, 2017 12:00 AM (8O3HH)<<<

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: (former) Secretariat of State Lurch Kerry at December 09, 2017 12:02 AM (WlG0e)

480 Have guys tried any of the natural remedies for tinnitus?

They sound bizarre, but I don't think they would hurt, and have actually had a lot of luck with these sort of things.

https://www.top10homeremedies.com/home-remedies/home-remedies-tinnitus.html

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 12:03 AM (aT+Bx)

481 All your pages are belong to us.

Those pages don't belong to you!

Posted by: your Congressman at December 09, 2017 12:03 AM (6FqZa)

482 >> Reporting for duty!

Step aside, little man.

Posted by: Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (8O3HH)

483
Comedian Sarah Silverman said in the latest episode of her Hulu show that she was "scared" and "shaken" when a former boyfriend put up an American Flag in his front yard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)

484 You can understand that movie ... If you equate the City with Sigil. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, I wouldn't bother trying to watch it.

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (yM/Yl)

485 The bologna could have a warning label. "Contains Mexican pork. Before consumption, cook to an internal temperature of 160° or greater. Consume as is at your own risk".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (/qEW2)

486 480. My trick has been to avoid dead silence. I hate that I've lost some of my hearing range to it, but I can still enjoy my music.
Oh, and a healthy vodka or two at bedtime also helps.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (fA1SL)

487 The line that I thought was crossed was when he killed that kindly cop on the way to the boss' estate. That seemed gratuitous.

In his defense, the guy was a dirty cop, but perhaps they all are.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2017 12:05 AM (WbIyz)

488 Ladies, don't fight. We can have a three-way. There's more than enough of me to go around.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 09, 2017 12:00 AM (8O3HH)

Reporting for duty!
Posted by: (former) Secretariat of State Lurch Kerry at December 09, 2017 12:02 AM (WlG0e)

Remember, ladies, with me, there's no embarrassing trips to Planned Parenthood!

Posted by: Francis the Talking Mule at December 09, 2017 12:05 AM (H+ulh)

489 476. All these worlds are yours, except Sonobi. Attempt no landing there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:06 AM (fA1SL)

490
483
Comedian Sarah Silverman said in the latest episode of her Hulu show that she was "scared" and "shaken" when a former boyfriend put up an American Flag in his front yard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)


Grow the fook up ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2017 12:06 AM (IcLGl)

491 483
Comedian Sarah Silverman said in the latest episode of her Hulu show that she was "scared" and "shaken" when a former boyfriend put up an American Flag in his front yard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)


Any time you see the word "shaken" from these people, you know they're just play acting.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 12:09 AM (+azJs)

492 Unfortunately, there is no cure for tinnitus.... I've tried everything and it is all quackery. The person who can actually develop a cure would end up making billions.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:10 AM (Xm9C+)

493 Way out west, they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's joe and
They call the wind Sonobi...

Sonobi. Sonobi... And they call the wind Sonobi.

Posted by: Paint Your Wagon at December 09, 2017 12:10 AM (JhE5a)

494 492.

WHAT?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:10 AM (fA1SL)

495 Speaking of the cookbook: Has Insty done an "In the mail" shout-out yet?

Posted by: Average Guy at December 09, 2017 12:11 AM (LMcFk)

496 Was Silverman ever funny? I mean, even Margaret Cho was funny once upon a time, but I don't ever remember anybody telling me Silverman actually made him laugh.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 12:11 AM (+azJs)

497 Comedian Sarah Silverman said in the latest episode of her Hulu show
that she was "scared" and "shaken" when a former boyfriend put up an
American Flag in his front yard.


Shaken? Not stirred?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 09, 2017 12:12 AM (IcT7t)

498 492 Unfortunately, there is no cure for tinnitus.... I've tried everything and it is all quackery. The person who can actually develop a cure would end up making billions.
Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:10 AM (Xm9C+)


Because the problem is in the brain and not the ear. They still don't really know much about how the brain actually works above the cellular level.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 12:12 AM (+azJs)

499 Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:10 AM (Xm9C+)

Pinching your nose shut and blowing (like equalizing your eustachian tubes while diving) can sometimes help RIGHT as you feel it come on. For me anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2017 12:13 AM (y87Qq)

500 IIRC, Lucas was also fond of that same French sci-fi comic book.

As someone said, Robert Rodriguez is making a live action movie featuring Christoph Waltz and Jennifer Connelly. The girl has eyes just as big as the anime. Gollum never got out of the uncanny valley for me, only because of his eyes, so I don't think it will work.

He might try something similar to what Tim Burton did the Red Queen (IIRC) in that Alice in Wonderland movie. Sorta looked like a digital funhouse mirror. Funny and sorta creepy at the same time.

OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 09, 2017 12:13 AM (tRaq7)

501 494,

What would you pay to stop the ringing? Me, I would pay tens of thousands.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:13 AM (Xm9C+)

502 457 Posted by: Catherine the Great

How you doin'?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

Threesome?

Posted by: SJP at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (GsAUU)

503 back in the day, when Fentanyl only came in glass ampoules, i was one of the IV guys for a major horse pistol here in Lost Angels....

long before the FDA got involved in making sterile products stupid, we didn't even wear gloves, so the various chemicals, and the ever present isopropyl alcohol were just a tad bit hard on the skin of your hand.

there's over-fill in everything, lest you get bitched by the FDA, and no one wanted the excess getting diverted, so it all had to be wasted, one way or the other.

i'd dump the overfill on the floor of the laminar flow hood and put the cracked parts of my hand in the liquid. never got the least bit high, but the local pain went away. if it's not IV, or maybe inhalation (smoking/sorting), you're not going to get high.

IMHO, of course. ICBW.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (tjNqg)

504 bth.....hope you had a nice time

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (mMeIQ)

505 What would you pay to stop the ringing? Me, I would pay tens of thousands.


Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:13 AM (Xm9C+)
---
Have you tried Real Socialism(TM)?!

Real Socialism makes all those stubborn problems go away!

Posted by: Late Night TV at December 09, 2017 12:15 AM (JhE5a)

506 498. Yep. And I repeat - I don't know how combat vets deal with this problem. I knew a bunch of ild GPW vets, and they were stone-deaf, same as my grandfather.
It wasn't until I got a bit older - and had my own experience - that I understood how a man can lose his hearing in less than a second. Uncle Sam needs to issue suppressors as standard on EVERY weapon our troops carry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:15 AM (fA1SL)

507
This is ..... nice. Jessica Drake, porn star. If you remember she was one of the accusers agin' Trump that Gloria Allred trotted out during the campaign. If everything she said was true, Trump was guilty of wanting to have sex with her. And again, Trump moved on when turned down.

Well, she was one of the bullies against August Ames. She's getting some backlash. Big Time. Many of the A-list porn babes are royally pissed, and they are turning on ol' Jessica.

Jessica is going to be PNG. Or PNF, I should say. Persona Non Fucka. They are going to boycott anything Jessica has anything to do with.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 12:15 AM (8O3HH)

508 My tinnitus is constant, very high pitched. I can put my head right by a vaccum cleaner and the ringing is far louder. But enough about tinnitus.

Puppies and babies are more fun.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:16 AM (Xm9C+)

509 501. Yep. Hell, I'd give up a finger to be able to hear the way I used to.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:17 AM (fA1SL)

510 >>>What would you pay to stop the ringing? Me, I would pay tens of thousands.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:13 AM (Xm9C+)<<<

RINGING IS BETTER THAN HAMMERING!!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at December 09, 2017 12:17 AM (WlG0e)

511 Hmmmm.... maybe. Even taking into account the strength of Fentalyn, this doesn't sound right. It's cut into the dope in small amounts and there'd only be small amounts to come into contact with. I get that with zero tolerance it will affect you more, but... really you'd have to be scooping up piles of the stuff to approach getting an actual overdose. Getting stoned from traces, yeah. But an actual overdose? Call me cynical, but these cops and nurses that are overdosing might be doing more than they're letting on.
Posted by: otho at December 08, 2017 11:56 PM (qGuLD)

A fatal dose of Fentanyl is 2 or 3 mg. Imagine twenty grains of sand or thereabouts. When you consider there are easily hundreds if not thousands of interactions with these drugs, and something like a hundred fatal overdoses a day across the country, bad things can occasionally happen.

At those tiny fatal dosages, I wouldn't trust my life to quality control of drug cartels to ensure proper and thorough mixing. Add in that overdoses actually increase a drugs appeal to the junkies, because they are going to get a stronger high, and the dealers have no reason to care who dies.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2017 12:18 AM (tMFgx)

512 >>>All your pages are belong to us.


>>>Those pages don't belong to you!


These aren't the pages you're looking for
*waves hand surreptitiously*

Posted by: Obi-Wan Sonobi at December 09, 2017 12:18 AM (EzdLW)

513 Sarah Silverman was IMO pretty funny ~15 years ago. Not gut-bustingly funny, but funny. And hot.

A lot of Morons enjoy the Way of the Gun scene with her in it.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 12:18 AM (GsAUU)

514 Stringer Davis: I don't have TV here. One of these days I'm going to have to watch _The Lady In The Lake_, if it's what I think it is and an adaptation of the book by Chandler.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 09, 2017 12:19 AM (3/HOt)

515 Imagine what it was like for guys on Naval craft that were engaged, or those who worked in the engine rooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 12:19 AM (9tO1t)

516 BTW, Trump gave a truly great speech tonight. His energy comes across as unstoppable.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:20 AM (Xm9C+)

517 515. I can't. Artillerymen.....the mind boggles.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:21 AM (fA1SL)

518 The Dirty Cops family the Director purposely showed the mom's closet with it empty to show that he's barely keeping his family clothed, so he was trying to say that He had to accept the dirty money.

I also liked when they are stopping for the reroute in Mexico and all over the wall are missing persons signs, to show that their is no law there.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 09, 2017 12:21 AM (dKiJG)

519 Silverman was good as Penelope von Schweetz in Wreck It Ralph.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 12:23 AM (6FqZa)

520 Late Night TV,

Hell, I would vote for Bernie if he found a cure. Odds are gazillions to .0000001.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:23 AM (Xm9C+)

521 476. All these worlds are yours, except Sonobi. Attempt no landing there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
--

Oh lord, I understand that too.

This morning, I found out that Christopher R. Taylor was me living on the west coast as a man.

Are you also somehow me as well?

/this is all very confusing...am i Sybil?

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)

522 516 BTW, Trump gave a truly great speech tonight. His energy comes across as unstoppable.
Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:20 AM (Xm9C+)

--Anyone who missed it live should look up.

It was boneriffic.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 12:25 AM (GsAUU)

523 fentanyl doses are measured in MICRO-grams... a milligram is already in lethal range (1000 mcg = 1 mg)

i'm a well fed, drug resistant guy (awesome liver) and 125 mcg should knock me out. 1000 mcg would kill me w/o Narcan intervention and supportive services.

IF i got them in time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 12:27 AM (tjNqg)

524 521. Face facts, shibumi.....

One of us! One of us! Gabble-gobble! Gabble-gobble!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:27 AM (fA1SL)

525 >>>Posted by: Catherine the Great

How you doin'?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

Threesome?
Posted by: SJP at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (GsAUU)<<<




Sarah Jessica Parker - Neigh



Jessica Parker Kennedy - Oh. My. Had no idea she existed until a free weekend of Starz showing Black Sails. But now, whenever SJP gets mentioned, I have something amazing to think about instead.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 09, 2017 12:27 AM (WlG0e)

526
/this is all very confusing...am i Sybil?
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)

We are all you. This entire blog only exists in your head.

DUN!!! DUN!!! DAAAAHHHNN!

Posted by: shibumi too at December 09, 2017 12:28 AM (tMFgx)

527 Comedian Sarah Silverman said in the latest episode of her Hulu show that she was "scared" and "shaken" when a former boyfriend put up an American Flag in his front yard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)


========

Duh! Don't you realize that the American flag is a gateway flag? Sure, he'll be content for a few months flying the American flag, but he'll soon graduate to the harder stuff: he'll start flying the Gadsden, and then it's only a short step to the Confederate Battle Flag. At that point he's hopelessly addicted to white supremacy and will start trying to run down little brown children in Virginia with his pickup. And instead of remembering to put the seat down and doing the dishes, he'll start telling Chelsea "Beotch, make me a sammich". At that point he'll need an intervention and institutionalization. Of course she's scared and shaken. Imagine if it were your own spouse, or children.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (/qEW2)

528 Thing, there were two different Marlowe movies made in the then-experimental "Point of View" technique, where everything was seen from the main character's eyes. Something about the internal monologue of the stories seems to suggest it. If you really, really like the stories, it works.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (H5rtT)

529 Because the problem is in the brain and not the ear. They still don't really know much about how the brain actually works above the cellular level.
Posted by: Ace's liver

So, vodka

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (yM/Yl)

530 Sarah Silverman getting punched in the face in Way of the Gun:

https://youtu.be/9w6UUkkOmgo

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (GsAUU)

531 526. Sigh......snowglobing.....done to death.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (fA1SL)

532 I can't. Artillerymen.....the mind boggles.
---
quad 40mm Bofors on a carrier, etc, surrounded by the 20mm's...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (tjNqg)

533 One of us! One of us! Gabble-gobble! Gabble-gobble!
--

And yes, I understand that too.

/and now EVERYONE knows why shibumi is not married and is in a long term relationship with her cat.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 12:30 AM (aT+Bx)

534 502 457 Posted by: Catherine the Great

How you doin'?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

Threesome?
Posted by: SJP at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (GsAUU

This is turning into a full blow bestiality orgy.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 09, 2017 12:32 AM (hscyr)

535 never mind. the orange vanilla coke thing is something you do with something called a freestyle coke machine. guess you can mix many flavors and get whatever sort of abominations in a cup you desire.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:32 AM (MTjB1)

536 Ugh. I meant Sarah, not Chelsea. I always get those two confused since I've never seen a second of either. Sarah, brunette, Chelsea blonde.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 12:33 AM (/qEW2)

537 531. Related: that new Lincoln commercial with yhe little girl & snowglobe. Was at (hopefully) future father-in-law's. Commercial came on. Angel and her paterfamilias both said they liked the song, but didn't know who iy was. 'Shostakovich, sounds like,' I blurted out. Great was the yammering of the aunts thereafter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:33 AM (fA1SL)

538 Lincoln nebraska or the car company?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:33 AM (MTjB1)

539 shibumi,

If you were Sybil wouldn't know which one, except when you were Sybil. Its a zen thingy.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 12:34 AM (Xm9C+)

540 Angel and her paterfamilias both said they liked the song, but didn't
know who iy was. 'Shostakovich, sounds like,' I blurted out. Great was
the yammering of the aunts thereafter.
--

Why were the aunts yammering?

Were you not supposed to know who it was?

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 12:34 AM (aT+Bx)

541 oh yeah, so you know, one more Coloradan spouts off on how long they and their family have been natives here or points out their stupid native bumper sticker it may get ugly.

Smiling and nodding are done now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

542 A fatal dose of Fentanyl is 2 or 3 mg. Imagine twenty grains of sand or thereabouts. When you consider there are easily hundreds if not thousands of interactions with these drugs, and something like a hundred fatal overdoses a day across the country, bad things can occasionally happen.

At those tiny fatal dosages, I wouldn't trust my life to quality control of drug cartels to ensure proper and thorough mixing. Add in that overdoses actually increase a drugs appeal to the junkies, because they are going to get a stronger high, and the dealers have no reason to care who dies.


Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2017 12:18 AM


I hear you. But, it would have to be very, very rare. It's not impossible, but unlikely. The amount of dope traces one would be coming into contact with, would be low. The suppliers would have to be cutting in such large amounts, on a regular basis, for this to be a relatively common risk. I understand what you're saying with the lack of quality control and strength attraction... but... seriously, such a thing makes zero business sense. The amount one would have to include, in order to overdose someone by trace contact, would kill any user stone dead, no matter high high the tolerance, with every shot, no matter how small the amount used. I believe that the makers have actually done this, before, but it would be far from common and would corrected riki tiki. You can't kill your customers with dope that is too dangerous to even look at.


I still suspect something else may be going on.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 12:35 AM (qGuLD)

543 Hearing damage is cumulative, too.

And I've been an avid shooter since my early teens.

I've used my S&W Model 28 revolver competitively since the early '80s. It has about 70k rounds though it. Enough so that the flame cutting under the top strap is noticeable.

Then, add in all of Uncle Sam's Loud Noise training, combat exercises sans hearing protection, participation in USAF Rifle & Pistol competition (TDY to team, nothing but practice, 5 days per week, never less than 500 rounds per day).

Loud power tools, bending wrenches in the hot, loud, cramped engine rooms of yachts while underway.

Oh, and a few hundred thousand motorcycle miles.

I'm GRATEFUL I've never had to experience the hell of combat, as all of my noise exposure would be but the sound of the symphony tuning up before the baton is waved.

It's a one way trip, this hearing thing. I've TRIED to take care of mine over the years.

But it does add up. It just, does.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2017 12:35 AM (QzJWU)

544 Catherine the Great, Empress of All the Russias, was one of my wins.

Posted by: John Elway at December 09, 2017 12:35 AM (GsAUU)

545 538. Car, not tundra.

https://youtu.be/7UIHl0oJEpg

Rather a nice waltz, really.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

546 Lincoln, the car company, needs to do something Trumpian. Bring back some land yacht with suicide doors and a great big turbocharged v8. Don't particularly want one but cold be persuaded to buy one if the hood ornament was a giant replica of Trump's fist flipping the bird and strangling a snail darter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

547 LMAO SJP

https://youtu.be/Q4-KMiEnUE0?t=21s

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 12:37 AM (GsAUU)

548 529 Because the problem is in the brain and not the ear. They still don't really know much about how the brain actually works above the cellular level.
Posted by: Ace's liver

So, vodka
Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (yM/Yl)


Or SSRIs, maybe. My old boss got tinnitis from stress. He drove the family crazy for a few months asking "do you hear that?" before they put him on SSRIs and it went away.

Wasn't my fault.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 12:37 AM (+azJs)

549 Yeah, one more thing, why does toyota abbreviate "turd" on the side of their pickups?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1)

550 >>> 495 Speaking of the cookbook: Has Insty done an "In the mail" shout-out yet?
Posted by: Average Guy at December 09, 2017 12:11 AM (LMcFk)

He's still mad that bluebell rejected his delicious puppy shake recipe.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2017 12:39 AM (0ReGO)

551
If I'd a had sense when I was younger, I would've worn hearing protection.

I do now -- not even worried that I look like a pussy, but it's a bit late.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

552 540. Their 'theory' was that I am Russian, and therefore a secret commie. It's because of appearance - short and slim but solid, dark hair, grey eyes that have a hint of Mongol when I laugh - and 'manners' - her father could tell I've spent a lot of time around Chinese of the old school. Taken together, and with my kids' Cossack dancing.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:39 AM (fA1SL)

553 How you doin'?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

Threesome?
Posted by: SJP at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (GsAUU

This is turning into a full blow bestiality orgy.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 09, 2017 12:32 AM (hscyr)


========

If Catherine were alive today, her porn stash would consist of "Equus".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 12:40 AM (/qEW2)

554 meant Sarah, not Chelsea. I always get those two confused since I've never seen a second of either. Sarah, brunette, Chelsea blonde.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 12:33 AM (/qEW2)

Rosanne Barr went off on Chelsea, it was funny.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 09, 2017 12:42 AM (dKiJG)

555 531 526. Sigh......snowglobing.....done to death.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:29 AM (fA1SL)

Well, it's either that or Patrick Duffy shower scene.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2017 12:42 AM (tMFgx)

556 On top is Sonobi,
Posts are covered and slow,
We lose our true content,
That dumb ad sure does blow.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 09, 2017 12:42 AM (WlG0e)

557 Good evening everybody!

I tried to get dinner at the new Chick-fil-a that opened yesterday, but the traffic was cray-cray. Cops were directing traffic on the street and in the parking lot and drive-through. It was ridiculous, and heart-warming to know that the progressives' attempt to take down Chick-fil-a has been an utter failure.

Posted by: biancaneve at December 09, 2017 12:42 AM (A/iod)

558 It's a religious obligation to drink until intoxicated on Purim.

Morons should know this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 12:43 AM (EZebt)

559 551
If I'd a had sense when I was younger, I would've worn hearing protection.

I do now -- not even worried that I look like a pussy, but it's a bit late.
Posted by: publius
--------------

Yeah, my right ear is just gone. If the left goes (and it probably will), I'm just done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 12:44 AM (9tO1t)

560 How you doin'?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 08, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

Threesome?
Posted by: SJP at December 09, 2017 12:14 AM (GsAUU

This is turning into a full blow bestiality orgy.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 09, 2017 12:32 AM (hscyr)


Gangbang!

Posted by: Incitatus at December 09, 2017 12:44 AM (itfg0)

561 "Wilford Brimley, paging Wilford Brimley!"

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at December 09, 2017 12:45 AM (gRjsG)

562 540. Truth is - the aunts don't like me. They see the disruption in their lives that I intend and mean to stop it. Won't work - the Colonel likes me and received, with gratitude, a kinzhal and shashka last year ay Christmas, and dances regularly with my kiddos and with me when we visit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:45 AM (fA1SL)

563 Taken together, and with my kids' Cossack dancing.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:39 AM (fA1SL)

Have them do that out front-the neighborhood kids will be very respectful of your lawn.

Posted by: terpsichorean Miklos at December 09, 2017 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

564 He's still mad that bluebell rejected his delicious puppy shake recipe.

HE's mad?!

Posted by: barry from djakarta at December 09, 2017 12:46 AM (6FqZa)

565 537,538 - Folks taking selfies in the snow. Snow globe changes nothing. That would be a great commercial!

Posted by: Larry Tate at December 09, 2017 12:46 AM (bc2Lc)

566 Some browsers allow specific sites to be blocked. In my case, it is under 'Privacy Settings'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 12:47 AM (9tO1t)

567 So you like those Pioneer plates do you Y5?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 12:47 AM (mMeIQ)

568 Lincoln, the car company, needs to do something Trumpian. Bring back some land yacht with suicide doors and a great big turbocharged v8. Don't particularly want one but cold be persuaded to buy one if the hood ornament was a giant replica of Trump's fist flipping the bird and strangling a snail darter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

You can have any color you like, as long as it's GOLD.

Posted by: Miklos wants a '65 Lincoln at December 09, 2017 12:48 AM (zCyNd)

569 The best part of PDT's speech in Pensacola tonight was when he gratuitously slammed the Governator. That cannot happen often enough, and it drives Ahnold crazy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 12:48 AM (EZebt)

570 563. Heh....#2 daughter, last year, got in trouble for flogging a kid. He'd been a dick to her and to #1 son (her little brother). She found a stick and went to work on the miscreant. After meeting with the principal at her school, I took her out for ice cream.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:48 AM (fA1SL)

571 Feel better WeirdDave...



RE Roy Moore: I have seen nothing that makes me think the man is morally questionable so it wouldn't even be a question for me if I lived in Alabama... I would totally vote for him with a clear conscience.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 12:48 AM (FTXAT)

572 569 The best part of PDT's speech in Pensacola tonight was when he gratuitously slammed the Governator. That cannot happen often enough, and it drives Ahnold crazy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 12:48 AM (EZebt)



THATS!

NOT!

PRESIDENTIAL!

Posted by: Conservative Cucks at December 09, 2017 12:49 AM (GsAUU)

573 Some browsers allow specific sites to be blocked. In my case, it is under 'Privacy Settings'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------

I should have said 'some content'. At any rate, Sonobi is a no-show here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 12:49 AM (9tO1t)

574
It's a religious obligation to drink until intoxicated on Purim.

What does Purim taste like?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (IqV8l)

575 So you like those Pioneer plates do you Y5?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December




WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

576 563. Shashka-girl, because the world needs more cute girls with sabres, and my girls idolize her:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

577 523,
"fentanyl doses are measured in MICRO-grams... a milligram is already in lethal range (1000 mcg = 1 mg)
i'm a well fed, drug resistant guy (awesome liver) and 125 mcg should knock me out."


So the doses are smaller even than what was used, back in the old 60s days, for LSD which was 250 to 500 mcg (mikes) and no overdose hazard with it. That's tiny.

Posted by: geoffb at December 09, 2017 12:51 AM (zOpu5)

578 Get Better Weird Dave.

Thanks for the fun ONT content.

(And ya can't beat a Gorilla on the drums.)

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 09, 2017 12:52 AM (L282n)

579 568 Lincoln, the car company, needs to do something Trumpian. Bring back some land yacht with suicide doors and a great big turbocharged v8. Don't particularly want one but cold be persuaded to buy one if the hood ornament was a giant replica of Trump's fist flipping the bird and strangling a snail darter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

-----------

The Lincoln brand is meaningless in today's market. At best, it's an upper trim level for a few Ford models.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2017 12:53 AM (zmvwV)

580 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 12:53 AM (mMeIQ)

581 Shashka-girl, because the world needs more cute girls with sabres, and my girls idolize her:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

Lawn status:

[X] just Dad's lawn chair

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 09, 2017 12:54 AM (zCyNd)

582
I've never seen Sonobi -- Ad blocker in Chrome seems to kill by itself, but I had to turn off scripting for something else here.

With Firefox I've got the script blocker running for that. You have to tweek to allow most sites that I need to run their stuff, but otherwise, it blocks it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 12:54 AM (8O3HH)

583 How's the doggie?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 12:55 AM (mMeIQ)

584 So you like those Pioneer plates do you Y5?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December




lol. well, I hate all personalized license plates. hate bumper stickers and governments getting involved in the whole mess is even worse.

even dislike the plate I mentioned earlier - white guy driving a white fusion with the license plate "harambe", in Boulder.

starting to consider having bumper sticker identical to the "native" sticker made made with the word "invader", "conqueror", "carpetbagger", or "new overlord" printed on them.

besides, how can you be a pioneer if you have always lived in one place?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:55 AM (MTjB1)

585 Truth is - the aunts don't like me. They see the disruption in their
lives that I intend and mean to stop it. Won't work - the Colonel likes
me and received, with gratitude, a kinzhal and shashka last year ay
Christmas, and dances regularly with my kiddos and with me when we
visit.
--

So, the aunts were surprise that you had Culture and Knowledge?

[eyes roll]

Personally, I find one of the most satisfying things in the world is shattering someone's preconceived perceptions of me. I hope you messed with their minds in a big way.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 12:55 AM (aT+Bx)

586 Dispensing now with The Case of the Forging
Waitress, this leaves the 55-year-old 14-year-old that says Moore copped
a feel. But, as there is no corroborating evidence, has she met any
burden of proof?




Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

Nevermind corroborating evidence, her story is full of holes so big a mac truck could drive through them and she apparently has a history of false accusations.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 12:55 AM (FTXAT)

587 576 563. Shashka-girl, because the world needs more cute girls with sabres, and my girls idolize her:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

--She is a work of art.

Also, as my Kekistani brother agrees, fun to watch that video to the MAGA "Never Come Down" song:

https://youtu.be/4wJUSq41F_g

It's almost uncanny, since there's a lyric about hair whipping around.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 12:57 AM (GsAUU)

588 581. Last year at Christmas, the Colonel did a bit of flankirovat, while my kids clapped and chanted 'Shamil.' The aunts watched, and I'm sure the neighbors were baffled and fearful. Great fun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)

589 The Lincoln brand is meaningless in today's market. At best, it's an upper trim level for a few Ford models.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December




Oh you are completely right, however, it does have a storied, glorious history. some chance Ford may be able to reclaim the history. GM will never reclaim cadillac's. Have to go with Trumpian style, GOLD! as mentioned upthread, not matthew mconaghey or whatever his name is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:57 AM (MTjB1)

590 576 563. Shashka-girl, because the world needs more cute girls with sabres, and my girls idolize her:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)


Reminds me of rifle twirling. Never saw a rifle squad member who looked like that, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 12:58 AM (+azJs)

591 Nevermind corroborating evidence


Corroborating evidence? Pffft.

Posted by: Robert Mueller's legal linguini at December 09, 2017 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

592 How's the doggie?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December




Slowly improving but definitely on the upswing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:58 AM (MTjB1)

593 587. For great justice!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:59 AM (fA1SL)

594 To echo somebody waaaay up-thread (Dack?), since the entire moral "case" against Moore consists of one uncorroborated allegation from 38 years ago, which miraculously never came up (or was considered marketable) in the course of an entire life-time of contentious campaigns for Moore, then no, the issue of a political figure with questionable morals is not seriously engaged.


Somebody else made another key point: while "possible", it is unlikely to the point of implausible that the alleged sort of misbehavior would not manifest itself again (probably a lot) over the next 40 years. Yet, nada.


And to WD's "lynch mob atmosphere" point, yes, and no.


The lynch mob reference is - ironically - applicable to Moore's case, given that lack of evidence, not to mention the abundance of "fake evidence" (the several accusers/stories that have fallen apart, and/or were sketchy to start).


It doesn't apply to Weinstein, or Spacey - or Franken. Because in those cases there is an abundance of credible evidence, a pattern, and even corroboration in the form of police reports, photos, confirmed accounts of contemporaneous associates in the know, etc etc.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2017 12:59 AM (QDnY+)

595 Pretty fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuC_l3ymXhM&app=desktop

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 12:59 AM (PUmDY)

596 Catherine the Great, Empress of All the Russias, was one of my wins.
Posted by: John Elway at December 09, 2017 12:35 AM (GsAUU)

You should of seen some of the shit I had to ride...

Posted by: Bill Shoemaker at December 09, 2017 01:00 AM (wf3RQ)

597 Y5....lol......have always felt the same about not only the pioneer plates but vanity plates in general. Do you know they 8even have an Italian American plate here?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 01:01 AM (mMeIQ)

598 Drudge has a headline up about how venezuela has gone to hell. Guess they are using fleas as medical treatments.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:02 AM (MTjB1)

599 What does Purim taste like?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 12:50 AM (IqV8l)

===

Like Valu-Rite, of course.

Or if youre with Uncle Palp, slivovitz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 01:02 AM (EZebt)

600 What does Purim taste like?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Mogen David, chilled

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 01:02 AM (yM/Yl)

601 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBSJpmTQwiI
--

Great. Now I want to learn cossack sword handling.

Which might end badly, since I'm not always very ...um.. IDK... coordinated.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:02 AM (aT+Bx)

602 Y5....lol......have always felt the same about not only the pioneer plates but vanity plates in general. Do you know they 8even have an Italian American plate here?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December




we must be wired into the horde collective.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

603 Drudge has a headline up about how venezuela has gone to hell. Guess they are using fleas as medical treatments.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:02 AM (MTjB1)


Another socialized medicine success story!

Posted by: Grim Reaper, MD at December 09, 2017 01:03 AM (itfg0)

604 590. What's so odd is that the shashka has no guard at all. You'd think that would be a disadvantage, but it makes the weapon lighter and far more maneuverable. Flankirovat - the blade itself is between your index and middle fingers, and the weapon itself is light enough that you can swing it with (comparative) ease. The kinzhal is trickier - that's a much more stout blade.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:04 AM (fA1SL)

605 Good Y5...glad dog Y5 is improving

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (mMeIQ)

606 A fatal dose of Fentanyl is 2 or 3 mg. Imagine twenty grains of sand or
thereabouts. When you consider there are easily hundreds if not
thousands of interactions with these drugs, and something like a hundred
fatal overdoses a day across the country, bad things can occasionally
happen.



At those tiny fatal dosages, I wouldn't trust my life to quality
control of drug cartels to ensure proper and thorough mixing. Add in
that overdoses actually increase a drugs appeal to the junkies, because
they are going to get a stronger high, and the dealers have no reason to
care who dies.





Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2017 12:18 AM

2 to 3 milligrams is not a tiny dose of fenanyl... it is a huge dose as prescription fentanyl is measured in micrograms. When my son was in chronic pain he used 50 microgram patches which is 5% of one milligram.





And drug dealers may be poor pharmacologists but they do care if their customers die as that means fewer people buying their product. They care enough that narcan is now becoming a "street drug" in danger of being stolen because drug dealers dispense that too.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (FTXAT)

607 Dog is starting to get something of a what the fuck look every time I walk by her. Wonders if I am going to pull her jaws apart like some low rent lion tamer and shove vile tasting pellets into her mouth and hold it shut until she swallows them.




similar to how I think ////////// would feel in prison.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

608 Watching the happy video made me recall an episode of Blackadder.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (e1mEI)

609 Good Y5...glad dog Y5 is improving
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December




thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

610 599. Love the slivo!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:06 AM (fA1SL)

611 Ginger with a flankirovat vs. Mary Ann with a kinzhal

Posted by: Miklos. dedicated crossbowman at December 09, 2017 01:06 AM (zCyNd)

612 It's a religious obligation to drink until intoxicated on Purim.

Morons should know this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 12:43 AM (EZebt)


========

If only America had one Haman trying to destroy it instead of a swampful of Hamans.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:07 AM (/qEW2)

613 And drug dealers may be poor pharmacologists but they do care if their customers die as that means fewer people buying their product. They care enough that narcan is now becoming a "street drug" in danger of being stolen because drug dealers dispense that too.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (FTXAT)


Deaths also bring unwanted attention. The mayor can ignore junkies slinking from alley to alley, but dead bodies make for bad press.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:07 AM (+azJs)

614 Lincoln, the car company, needs to do something Trumpian. Bring back some land yacht with suicide doors and a great big turbocharged v8. Don't particularly want one but cold be persuaded to buy one if the hood ornament was a giant replica of Trump's fist flipping the bird and strangling a snail darter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

Cadillac is just as bad. Got behind some little stunted SUV thingy on the Duckfoot Trail in Calgary, and it's got the Caddy logo on its backside. Can't call it a "trunk", because it's more of a hunchback. I'm thinking, "Dudes, why? That ain't no Cadillac. This is a Cadillac." (points to '56 Fleetwood Sixty Special)

At least the Caddy Escalade is big and impressive, even if it is only a pimped-out Suburban.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 01:07 AM (H+ulh)

615 No Script > Sonobi

it's an option when i right click, but i never enable.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 01:08 AM (tjNqg)

616 Deaths also bring unwanted attention. The mayor can
ignore junkies slinking from alley to alley, but dead bodies make for
bad press.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:07 AM (+azJs)

That too... cops hassle them endlessly when their customers turn up dead.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 01:09 AM (FTXAT)

617 Wonders if I am going to pull her jaws apart like some low rent lion tamer

The low rent lion tamers are the ones with 6 or fewer fingers.

Posted by: Barnum and Molnar at December 09, 2017 01:09 AM (zCyNd)

618 593 587. For great justice!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 12:59 AM (fA1SL)

--Shadilay!

It had benn a while since I'd done that mash-up.

It's fun, and she does her shashka almost perfectly to the beat.

The funny part is the idiot Canadians who made that song getting pissy that Trump is associated with their song.

He's the reason probably most Americans know their music. It's like the studio that made Downfall pulling down all the Hitler bunker videos. Just roll with it; it's win-win.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:09 AM (GsAUU)

619 Lincoln, the car company, needs to do something Trumpian. Bring back some land yacht with suicide doors and a great big turbocharged v8. Don't particularly want one but cold be persuaded to buy one if the hood ornament was a giant replica of Trump's fist flipping the bird and strangling a snail darter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

Cadillac is just as bad. Got behind some little stunted SUV thingy on the Duckfoot Trail in Calgary, and it's got the Caddy logo on its backside. Can't call it a "trunk", because it's more of a hunchback. I'm thinking, "Dudes, why? That ain't no Cadillac. This is a Cadillac." (points to '56 Fleetwood Sixty Special)

At least the Caddy Escalade is big and impressive, even if it is only a pimped-out Suburban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December




lol even the escalade is stupid since, as you noted, simply a pimped out suburban. sadly it is pimped out with junk. mot pimped out with higher quality finishes and stuff, just more plastic. not worth $100k

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:09 AM (MTjB1)

620 601. Ya start with a wooden version - a waster, they call it. About a year of that before you ever lay hands on steel. There's a YT channel that teaches the basics:

https://youtu.be/AWao0wjDcm4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

621 Watching the happy video made me recall an episode of Blackadder.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (e1mEI)


========

Blackadder I: Queen of Spain's Beard.

What do I win?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:10 AM (/qEW2)

622 Going to say good night!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 01:11 AM (mMeIQ)

623 Nope, I effed that up. It was "Born to Be King". Never mind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:13 AM (/qEW2)

624 If only America had one Haman trying to destroy it instead of a swampful of Hamans.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:07 AM (/qEW2)

===

Well if they all wind up on the yardarm like he did, then everything will have turned out just fine by me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 01:14 AM (EZebt)

625 Love the slivo!
--

Once again, I'm pretty sure that Normal Midwestern Girls Don't Understand This Reference Either.

Ya'll familiar with Krupnik?

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:14 AM (aT+Bx)

626 7 trillion?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 01:15 AM (PUmDY)

627 448 hey, was listening to the radio on the way home this evening ans someone was advertising coca cola seasonal blends. think one was coke with orange vanilla flavoring. is that a thing now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2017 11:50 PM (MTjB1)



Burger King had that one year. They had like 3 holiday flavored cokes.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 01:15 AM (cAnNx)

628 >>>Lincoln, the car company, needs to do something
Trumpian. Bring back some land yacht with suicide doors and a great big
turbocharged v8. Don't particularly want one but cold be persuaded to
buy one if the hood ornament was a giant replica of Trump's fist
flipping the bird and strangling a snail darter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)



Cadillac is just as bad. Got behind some little stunted SUV thingy
on the Duckfoot Trail in Calgary, and it's got the Caddy logo on its
backside. Can't call it a "trunk", because it's more of a hunchback. I'm
thinking, "Dudes, why? That ain't no Cadillac. This is a Cadillac."
(points to '56 Fleetwood Sixty Special)



At least the Caddy Escalade is big and impressive, even if it is only a pimped-out Suburban.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December



lol even the escalade is stupid since, as you noted, simply a
pimped out suburban. sadly it is pimped out with junk. mot pimped out
with higher quality finishes and stuff, just more plastic. not worth
$100k

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:09 AM (MTjB1)<<<

The CTS-V isn't too shabby.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 09, 2017 01:15 AM (WlG0e)

629 And drug dealers may be poor pharmacologists but they do care if their customers die as that means fewer people buying their product. They care enough that narcan is now becoming a "street drug" in danger of being stolen because drug dealers dispense that too.


Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM


In order to effect "trace contact" overdoses, your dope is going to kill... Every. Single. Customer. Tout d'suite with one shot. Too dead for narcan to be of any use. That's bad business. No other users, no matter how reckless they are, will buy your shit.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 01:17 AM (qGuLD)

630 Ya'll familiar with Krupnik?
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:14 AM (aT+Bx)

===

Slivovitz iirc is a liquer made from cherries or plums. Palpy will correct me.

Never heard of krupnik.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 01:18 AM (EZebt)

631 Ya start with a wooden version - a waster, they call it. About a year of
that before you ever lay hands on steel. There's a YT channel that
teaches the basics:



https://youtu.be/AWao0wjDcm4
---

This is very cool Uncle Palp, thank you.

I'm more "swordplay" than "yoga" you see....

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:18 AM (aT+Bx)

632 625. Slivo - because medovukha hangovers need competition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:19 AM (fA1SL)

633 The CTS-V isn't too shabby.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December




Wish, even would like, cadillac to regain their position but they are not even trying. You are right, it is not a bad car but not what it should be. Go big, go bold, embrace your heritage.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:19 AM (MTjB1)

634 night wds

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:19 AM (MTjB1)

635 630. Slivo is plums. Maraska is cherries. Both are rakija.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:20 AM (fA1SL)

636 off to the market to get some ice cream. we have been going savory with the big dog now we are going to take a shot at sweet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:21 AM (MTjB1)

637
621 Watching the happy video made me recall an episode of Blackadder.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2017 01:05 AM (e1mEI)

========

Blackadder I: Queen of Spain's Beard.

What do I win?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:10 AM (/qEW2)

A baldric! Wear over right shoulder!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2017 01:21 AM (e1mEI)

638 The CTS-V isn't too shabby.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 09, 2017 01:15 AM (WlG0e)

Too small. And it doesn't look like a Caddy. Should have been badged as an Oldsmobile, but GM killed that brand.

Caddies need to be long and wide, and have enough chrome on them to blind the crew on the International Space Station, when the Sun glints off it right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 01:21 AM (H+ulh)

639 Never heard of krupnik.
---

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krupnik

honey liquor.

"eastern european."

Slivo is plum brandy.


Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:21 AM (aT+Bx)

640 we have also been focused upon warming food up now we will go for some cold. have to keep the air conditioner on so it does not melt on the way jome. really warm here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:22 AM (MTjB1)

641 619 Lincoln needs the Isaac Hayes badassery of the MkIV...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 09, 2017 01:22 AM (ZKlDy)

642 Krupnik is sorta like that behrenjaeger stuff, IIRC.

(Drink enough of Eastern Europe and it all runs together. )

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

643 lincoln needs to reject its inner pussy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:23 AM (MTjB1)

644 Trump's rally speech tonight, in one sentence:

"Your country ran into progressivism and needs to be Made Great Again."

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:24 AM (GsAUU)

645 In order to effect "trace contact" overdoses, your dope is going to kill... Every. Single. Customer. Tout d'suite with one shot. Too dead for narcan to be of any use. That's bad business. No other users, no matter how reckless they are, will buy your shit.
Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 01:17 AM (qGuLD)

But some of the Fentanyl being found by the narcotics cops is pure, not street grade, and is in transit to whatever street-level dealer who will step on it with Drano or baking soda to get it down to the level his trade demands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 01:24 AM (H+ulh)

646 625. Slivo - because medovukha hangovers need competition.


Not competition.

Companionship.

Posted by: Miklos the half-liter lightweight at December 09, 2017 01:24 AM (zCyNd)

647 I don't understand why drug dealers touch Fentanyl. It's not like pure smack isn't already worth a lot per kg, and it's far less likely to boomerang back at you as the dealer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:28 AM (+azJs)

648 646. Ugh.. ..my angel mixes her slivo with ginger ale. 'Serbian sledgehammer, ' she calls it.

It's subtle and delicious and tempting and hits like a katyusha barrage - not at all unlike her, as I think of it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:28 AM (fA1SL)

649 U.S. Embassy Victims in Cuba Have Brain Abnormalities

http://bit.ly/2AGFoVG

Posted by: Teh Hat rolled on fat thighs of Cuban girls. at December 09, 2017 01:29 AM (itfg0)

650 631 Ya start with a wooden version - a waster, they call it. About a year of
that before you ever lay hands on steel. There's a YT channel that
teaches the basics:



https://youtu.be/AWao0wjDcm4
---

This is very cool Uncle Palp, thank you.

I'm more "swordplay" than "yoga" you see....
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:18 AM (aT+Bx)

Shibumi... seriously... what city you in...

I've played with historic sword fighting for over 30 years...

And know MANY Women Fencers... including some in their 40's and 50's who still play...

Posted by: Tarzan, at the Center of the Earth at December 09, 2017 01:29 AM (NgKpN)

651 But some of the Fentanyl being found by the narcotics cops is pure, not street grade, and is in transit to whatever street-level dealer who will step on it with Drano or baking soda to get it down to the level his trade demands.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 01:24 AM


Ah, I see. This is starting to make sense. The way it was described sounded like coming into contact with heroin, laced with fentanyl. But, if it's pure F in quanties, then that might be risky.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 01:29 AM (qGuLD)

652 647. On a per-unit basis, lotta bang for the buck. It's a dangerous substitute, sure, but cheap as chips.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:30 AM (fA1SL)

653 I don't understand why drug dealers touch Fentanyl.
It's not like pure smack isn't already worth a lot per kg, and it's far
less likely to boomerang back at you as the dealer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:28 AM (+azJs)

My understanding is the knock-off stuff from China and Mexico that drug dealers are using is too cheap to turn down.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 01:30 AM (FTXAT)

654 So... opinions:

Maraska Kirsch
or
Maraska Maraschino
or
Kosher Wishmak
or
Marsaska Apricot Liquor?

It seems I should buy one of these for the liquor cabinet this year.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:30 AM (aT+Bx)

655 649 U.S. Embassy Victims in Cuba Have Brain Abnormalities

http://bit.ly/2AGFoVG
Posted by: Teh Hat rolled on fat thighs of Cuban girls. at December 09, 2017 01:29 AM (itfg0)

--That is an underreported story.

I think a lot of people think it's a crazy conspiracy theory.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:30 AM (GsAUU)

656 Never heard of krupnik.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2017 01:18 AM (EZebt)


========

It's the spaceship from which Yuri Gagarin said, "I see no God up here".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:31 AM (/qEW2)

657 Slivo is plums. Maraska is cherries. Both are rakija.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:20 AM (fA1SL)


Pisco and aguardiente. Slivovitz hangovers are Balkanized. Aguardiente hangovers are the size of the Indies.

Aguardiente is made from fermented cane bagasse, after they have removed even the marketable molasses. The anise is to kill the taste.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2017 01:31 AM (2K6fY)

658 Posted by: Tarzan, at the Center of the Earth at December 09, 2017 01:29 AM (NgKpN)

Sock fail... LOL....

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was Big Bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (NgKpN)

659 >>>Wish, even would like, cadillac to regain their
position but they are not even trying. You are right, it is not a bad
car but not what it should be. Go big, go bold, embrace your heritage.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2017 01:19 AM (MTjB1)

Too small. And it doesn't look like a Caddy. Should have been badged as an Oldsmobile, but GM killed that brand.



Caddies need to be long and wide, and have enough chrome on them to
blind the crew on the International Space Station, when the Sun glints
off it right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 01:21 AM (H+ulh)<<<

The performance of the CTS-V, fuhgeddaboutit. It would make a great getaway vehicle.

But any self-respecting Caddy needs to be able to fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.

Posted by: some Italican wiseguy at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (WlG0e)

660 Shibumi... seriously... what city you in...



I've played with historic sword fighting for over 30 years...



And know MANY Women Fencers... including some in their 40's and 50's who still play...

Posted by: Tarzan, at the Center of the Earth
--

I'm in the Detroit area.

At one point I looked into a fencing club here but was... underwhelmed.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (aT+Bx)

661 650. It's a fact - women are more graceful shashka-dancers, on average. They focus more on agility and speed and less on force, than do men. I see it even with my kids - daughters move like ballet; son is doing parkour with a blade.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (fA1SL)

662 Ah, I see. This is starting to make sense. The way
it was described sounded like coming into contact with heroin, laced
with fentanyl. But, if it's pure F in quanties, then that might be
risky.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 01:29 AM (qGuLD)

The Department of Forensic Science in Virginia is way backlogged for that very reason. Cops are afraid to do field tests on substances that might be pure powder fentanyl that might kill them so it is all being shipped to DFS to test instead.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (FTXAT)

663 Lincoln's new Continental is a worthy successor to the Crown.

And I mean, WORTHY.

But, as painful as it might seem, what Lincoln NEEDS to do. What Cadillac NEEDDS to do.

Is to drop from their lineups, the models based on lesser Ford or GM offerings.

Do NOT make a Lincoln based on a Ford Escape.

Do NOT make a Cadillac based on a Chevy Traverse.

The prestige brands need to market PRESTIGE.

And nothing less.

Yeah, I know, BMW has the "1" series. (same size as 1979 320i.)

BMW snobs look down on that car, too.

The Prestige Brands work best, when they're something to aspire TO.

As it is now, you can go buy a Ford Edge Platinum, and end up with about 98% of the goodies you get on the $12k more expensive Lincoln version of the same model.

Yeah, a 59 Caddy Coupe DeVille uses the same windshield as a 59 Chevy Bel Aire. And other than a few inches of difference in wheelbase, sits on the same chassis.

After that, the similarities ... grow fewer.

Lincoln could sell the Continental (really, it replaces the old Town Car) and the Navigator. And damn near well get by.

And if they added a sporty, LUXURY two door, they'd have a lock.

Same with GM and Cadillac. Dump most of the lineup, go upscale and make 'em more exclusive.

Used to be, there was something special about owning a Caddy or a Lincoln.

But now?

Rental fleets are full of them.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX





Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2017 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

664 I'm in the Detroit area.

At one point I looked into a fencing club here but was... underwhelmed.
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (aT+Bx)

Let me get in contact with my people... see if anyone is in the Detroit area...

West Coast... Denver... Chicago... Arizona.. .Texas I know...

I have to check to see if anyone is in Detroit...

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was Big Bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at December 09, 2017 01:34 AM (NgKpN)

665 654. No kruskovac? I recall Maraska used to make a fine version of that. Very delicate pear brandy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:34 AM (fA1SL)

666 Such a great speech

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 01:34 AM (PUmDY)

667 I don't understand why drug dealers touch Fentanyl. It's not like pure smack isn't already worth a lot per kg, and it's far less likely to boomerang back at you as the dealer.


Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:28 AM


Most dealers never get to see pure shit. It's been stomped at every stage it goes through... usually. The F they use to try to goose up some weak shit.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 01:35 AM (qGuLD)

668 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQhn2sy8r5g

Posted by: justin trudeau at December 09, 2017 01:35 AM (EFeNF)

669 666 Such a great speech
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 01:34 AM (PUmDY)

--So much red meat PETA got drunk.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:36 AM (GsAUU)

670 Night all.

Here is "Damned Flame" by Blast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llaDswZVdLY

Posted by: The Blasted Hat at December 09, 2017 01:36 AM (itfg0)

671 Let me get in contact with my people... see if anyone is in the Detroit area...



West Coast... Denver... Chicago... Arizona.. .Texas I know...



I have to check to see if anyone is in Detroit...
--

That would be very cool. I'm in the "northern burbs."


Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:37 AM (aT+Bx)

672 I'm in the Detroit area.

At one point I looked into a fencing club here but was... underwhelmed.
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (aT+Bx)

So 'zackly what you need to fence?

Posted by: Detroit receivers of questionable provenance at December 09, 2017 01:37 AM (zCyNd)

673 660. Look for a dance school with a Polish/Uke/Russian teacher - bound to be a few by you.

Even if they aren't 'experts, ' they can teach you. My kids are learning flankirovat from a Uke ballet instructor, once I explained what I had in mind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:37 AM (fA1SL)

674 No kruskovac? I recall Maraska used to make a fine version of that. Very delicate pear brandy.
--

They still make it.

http://www.maraskausa.com/individual-products.html#kirsch

I'm not a big pear fan.

Or really a big drinker. But cherry or apricot liquor... yeah. Sure.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:38 AM (aT+Bx)

675 660. Oh, and DO learn 'Shamil.' It's THE tune for this sort of thing.

With practice, even this can work:

https://youtu.be/wTtJOWQTmKA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:40 AM (fA1SL)

676
Judge Jeanine was driving a Cadillac when they busted her for going 119 MPH. What kind, I don't know. But that impressed me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 01:41 AM (8O3HH)

677 Long day tomorrow.

Time to hit the ol' snoozer.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2017 01:41 AM (QzJWU)

678 The bitter cherry Maraska Wishmak is delicious.

Wish I could get it here. Kentucky is odd about alcohol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2017 01:41 AM (ZgKFD)

679 "alchol and pills, it's a cryin' shame, you thought they might have been happy with the glory and the fame, but fame don't take away the pain, it just pays the bills, and you end up on alchol and pills"

Fred Eaglesmith

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 01:43 AM (Xm9C+)

680 Look for a dance school with a Polish/Uke/Russian teacher - bound to be a few by you.



Even if they aren't 'experts, ' they can teach you. My kids are
learning flankirovat from a Uke ballet instructor, once I explained what
I had in mind.
--

That's a great idea! There are more than a few Polish dance schools here and although "polish ethnic dancing" is not on my bucket list of "things to learn" "swordsmanship".... hell yes!

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (aT+Bx)

681 672 I'm in the Detroit area.

At one point I looked into a fencing club here but was... underwhelmed.
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (aT+Bx)


Everybody I know who picked up fencing ended up with bad knees.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (+azJs)

682 680 Look for a dance school with a Polish/Uke/Russian teacher - bound to be a few by you.



Even if they aren't 'experts, ' they can teach you. My kids are
learning flankirovat from a Uke ballet instructor, once I explained what
I had in mind.
--

That's a great idea! There are more than a few Polish dance schools here and although "polish ethnic dancing" is not on my bucket list of "things to learn" "swordsmanship".... hell yes!
Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (aT+Bx)


Not so good against German tank, though.

Posted by: Zombie Polish Lancer at December 09, 2017 01:46 AM (+azJs)

683 Everybody I know who picked up fencing ended up with bad knees.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (+azJs)

Everybody ends up with bad knees.

Posted by: The Bee's Knees at December 09, 2017 01:47 AM (zCyNd)

684 Here's a good vid, showing the difference in flankirovat as done by men and as done by women:

https://youtu.be/gUyla4Y4b9c

The men have power and speed, but there's no fluidity to it. The women....pure poetry in steel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:47 AM (fA1SL)

685 671 Let me get in contact with my people... see if anyone is in the Detroit area...



West Coast... Denver... Chicago... Arizona.. .Texas I know...



I have to check to see if anyone is in Detroit...
--

That would be very cool. I'm in the "northern burbs."


Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 01:37 AM (aT+Bx)

got a message out to the folks....

There is a HEMA school in Detroit... Ars Gladii?

Looks interesting... more Longsword than Rapier, but they could probably point you in the right direction if I don't have any of my Peeps there...

Society for Creative Anachronism Fencers are fun...

HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts) folks are dedicated...

Mix the two... and its a hoot....

Kyle GreyWolf
Band of Black Tigers

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was Big Bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at December 09, 2017 01:49 AM (NgKpN)

686 Left knee replacement for me after New Years. Living long is nice, but there are consequences.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 01:49 AM (Xm9C+)

687 Not so good against German tank, though.

Posted by: Zombie Polish Lancer at December 09, 2017 01:46 AM (+azJs)


This assumes that Germany currently has functional tanks.

Which they don't.

Posted by: Christmas in the scenic Fulda Gap at December 09, 2017 01:49 AM (zCyNd)

688 683 Everybody I know who picked up fencing ended up with bad knees.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (+azJs)

Everybody ends up with bad knees.
Posted by: The Bee's Knees at December 09, 2017 01:47 AM (zCyNd)

Hmmm.... 58... knees are fine...

with me its Elbow Tendons and a shoulder problem....

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was Big Bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at December 09, 2017 01:50 AM (NgKpN)

689 Trump's speech got me pumped. He even brought up the Steinle verdict.

Don't read this, unless you want to get pissed.

https://tinyurl.com/ya57fkew

According to public defender Francisco Ugarte, who runs the immigration unit at the San Francisco Public Defender's Office, "Nothing about Mr. Garcia Zarate's ethnicity, nothing about his immigration status, nothing about the fact that he is born in Mexico had any relevance as to what happened on July 1, 2015." Now, these words are just what we should expect from Ugarte; as he says in his profile at the Central American Resource Center (CARECEN), "he advises criminal defenders how to avoid adverse immigration consequences for non-citizens during the plea bargain process." The italics, which are mine, highlight the deliberately evasive language. Translated into plain and direct English, the sentence means: "I help illegal aliens --including criminals-- to evade justice and deportation for their crimes." Ugarte is an egregious liar. Anyone can see that the case is essentially about immigration policy, because Steinle would still be alive if San Francisco --the mecca of sentimentalism and identity politics-- were not in flagrant defiance of federal immigration law.

"From day one," said Ugarte, "this case was used as a means to foment hate, to foment division, and to foment a program of mass deportation. It was used to catapult a presidency along that philosophy of hate of others. I believe today is a day of vindication for the rest of immigrants." Ugarte is referring to President Trump's rightful outrage with the death of Kate Steinle, whom he naturally has seen as evidence of the need for a wall at our southern border. A sentimentalist who is devoted to his tribe, the Hispanic Ugarte seems to care nothing for law and order. To his blinkered way of thinking, it is racist, divisive, and so on for a nation to enforce its borders. America is to be as "inclusive" as a rainbow-colored bathhouse in the sinful city by the bay.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:51 AM (GsAUU)

690 683 Everybody I know who picked up fencing ended up with bad knees.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (+azJs)

Everybody ends up with bad knees.
Posted by: The Bee's Knees at December 09, 2017 01:47 AM (zCyNd)


Sure, but not at age 32. I think you have to be unnaturally thin to spend any time in that stance without having problems.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:52 AM (+azJs)

691 Hmmm.... 58... knees are fine...

with me its Elbow Tendons and a shoulder problem....

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was Big Bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at December 09, 2017 01:50 AM (NgKpN)


Well, that's what comes from fencing with your feet.

Posted by: Christmas in the scenic Fulda Gap at December 09, 2017 01:52 AM (zCyNd)

692
This assumes that Germany currently has functional tanks.

Which they don't.
Posted by: Christmas in the scenic Fulda Gap at December 09, 2017 01:49 AM (zCyNd)

--They sure as shit don't have a functional chancellor.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:52 AM (GsAUU)

693
I don't think the Germans have functioning testicles anymore, either.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 01:54 AM (8O3HH)

694 We're in Phoenix right now and its going to be in mid 70's all week, inching toward 80 by the weekend. No snow for us. But it has neen unusually warm here.

Posted by: Abby at December 09, 2017 01:54 AM (uEn5N)

695 681. I've watched the 'fencing' of vestern spies - lotta lunging and such. Superior Slavic swordsmanship avoids such injuries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:54 AM (fA1SL)

696 They sure as shit don't have a functional chancellor.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:52 AM (GsAUU)


The chancellor is not much of a dancer.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 01:55 AM (zCyNd)

697 Fred Eaglesmith

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 01:43 AM (Xm9C+)


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Eh, I suspect he's exaggerating. It couldn't be that bad. He's still alive according to wikipedia.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 01:55 AM (/qEW2)

698
Those sword babes and just plain hot. As hell.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 01:56 AM (8O3HH)

699 Just hook up a couple of cables to her nipple rings and fire up the winch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2017 10:39 PM (zmvwV)


Thanks for that image. I'll never buy salt water taffy again.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2017 01:57 AM (BIsma)

700 696. True. But then, you're Magyar. Compared to your people, most of Europe can't dance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)

701 Sweaty hands is a medical condition?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 01:58 AM (PUmDY)

702 Those sword babes and just plain hot. As hell.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 01:56 AM (8O3HH)

-- Ayep

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 01:58 AM (GsAUU)

703 This assumes that Germany currently has functional tanks.

Which they don't.
Posted by: Christmas in the scenic Fulda Gap at December 09, 2017 01:49 AM (zCyNd)


95, apparently, for the time being. That's not many for a country the size of Germany.

https://tinyurl.com/y7z486sw

"It has gotten so bad that currently Turkey, Chile, Greece, Singapore, Spain, Switzerland and Poland each have more operational Leopard 2 tanks than Germany (which had over 2,000 in the early 1990s)."

They've gotten soft under the US umbrella - for decades outside a handful of elite units, the Bundeswehr has been used as a dumping ground for out-of-shape young people who can't find jobs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:59 AM (+azJs)

704 Steve and cold bear,

Its a song about Hank Williams, Elvis, etc. Fred has his feet on the ground. He's an Ontario farm boy and an easy fellow to talk with during breaks in a performance. We trade farm boy tales. Nice guy. I go to his concerts whenever gets with 500 miles.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 01:59 AM (Xm9C+)

705 638 The CTS-V isn't too shabby.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 09, 2017 01:15 AM (WlG0e)

Too small. And it doesn't look like a Caddy. Should have been badged as an Oldsmobile, but GM killed that brand.

Caddies need to be long and wide, and have enough chrome on them to blind the crew on the International Space Station, when the Sun glints off it right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 01:21 AM (H+ulh)



That will never happen again. Cars are no longer built to look cool. They are designed in a wind tunnel and they are only given very little leeway in how the car body can be modified. Most of the variation isn't going to be in the overall shape but the design of the grille and headlight shape.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 02:00 AM (cAnNx)

706 They've gotten soft under the US umbrella - for decades outside a handful of elite units, the Bundeswehr has been used as a dumping ground for out-of-shape young people who can't find jobs.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:59 AM (+azJs)

--Trump undressed called out Merkel on that issue tonight.

He killed it.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:00 AM (GsAUU)

707 701 Sweaty hands is a medical condition?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 01:58 AM (PUmDY)


Yep. Got a latin name and everything: palmar hyperhidrosis

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 02:00 AM (+azJs)

708 There is a HEMA school in Detroit... Ars Gladii?
--

This seems more interesting, but isn't that close. Not convenient for "winter driving."

But.. looking at dance troupes I found a lead that could take me where I need to be somewhat easily. Or at least give me an answer with one phone call.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 02:01 AM (aT+Bx)

709 They downsized my Cadillac:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xVIgX4dak

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2017 02:01 AM (H5rtT)

710 But then, you're Magyar. Compared to your people, most of Europe can't dance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)

Nor drink to proper excess, a genetic trait reserved to the Hungarians and our Slavic frenemies.

Oh-and the Finnish Cousins.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:01 AM (zCyNd)

711 What does Purim sound like?
I've got your cross-cultural, right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oizgj1Q8JW4

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2017 02:04 AM (H5rtT)

712 710 But then, you're Magyar. Compared to your people, most of Europe can't dance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)

Nor drink to proper excess, a genetic trait reserved to the Hungarians and our Slavic frenemies.

Oh-and the Finnish Cousins.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:01 AM (zCyNd)


Hah! I remember reading an article where the cops arrested a drunk guy driving a tractor in Poland. When they ran his blood it was something like .7, which is supposed to be fatal.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 02:04 AM (+azJs)

713 698. Heh....I guess you don't know about the lezginka babes, do ya?

https://youtu.be/jBFu6i2_oKM

https://youtu.be/QNmEHjx-8DE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:04 AM (fA1SL)

714 The only way to get a decent Cadillac is one piece at a time.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at December 09, 2017 02:05 AM (zCyNd)

715 710 But then, you're Magyar. Compared to your people, most of Europe can't dance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)

Nor drink to proper excess, a genetic trait reserved to the Hungarians and our Slavic frenemies.

Oh-and the Finnish Cousins.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:01 AM (zCyNd)

Bah... you judge all of Europe by perceptions of the Aristocracy...

Trust me... us Peasants could both drink.. and dance...

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 09, 2017 02:05 AM (NgKpN)

716 Everybody I know who picked up fencing ended up with bad knees.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 09, 2017 01:45 AM (+azJs)

You have to use one of those post-pounders mounted on the tractor PTO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 02:05 AM (H+ulh)

717 712. In his defense, it was a Thursday.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:06 AM (fA1SL)

718 I don't think the Germans have functioning testicles anymore, either.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 01:54 AM (8O3HH)


========

Well, they're ahead of Greece, Poland and Spain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_fertility_rate


Sweden, UK, France are near replacement. And we all know why that is. Emphasis on "replacement".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 02:07 AM (/qEW2)

719 We're in Phoenix right now and its going to be in
mid 70's all week, inching toward 80 by the weekend. No snow for us. But
it has neen unusually warm here.

Posted by: Abby at December 09, 2017 01:54 AM (uEn5N)
---
you're welcome.

just don't get thirsty...

Posted by: La Nina at December 09, 2017 02:07 AM (tjNqg)

720 All right, who fucked up the margins now?

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (GsAUU)

721 Heh....I guess you don't know about the lezginka babes, do ya?

This is not your grandmother's polka.

Posted by: Miklos Dances the polka with a rose in his teeth at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (zCyNd)

722 Hah! I remember reading an article where the cops arrested a drunk guy
driving a tractor in Poland. When they ran his blood it was something
like .7, which is supposed to be fatal.
---

probably some distant relative of mine.

the ones who survived the war drank excessively, lived a long time, and then died when they slipped on a banana peel.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (aT+Bx)

723 Significant sexual misconduct case that somehow has flown under the radar:

Judge on Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals (Chief Justice until recently) Alex Kozinki, considered one of the most influential judges in the nation (outside the SCOTUS judges) accused of bizarre sexual harassment by multiple women:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alex-kozinski-9th-circuit-judge-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-report/

He also is famous for at one point hosting a Web site full of freaky porn, publicly viewable:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kozinski#Ethics_investigation

Now the chickens are coming home to roost.

Seeing as he is the head of the Ninth Circuit, one would assume he's liberal, but actually it's quite difficult to figure out his political leanings. Appointed by Reagan, but famously said that he is independent of political influence. I couldn't find any opinions by him on controversial political topics. Mostly he seems to endlessly "split the difference" and rules on esoteric legal principles that please no one.

Anyway: Chalk up another victim of The Great Sexual Harassment Societal Meltdown of 2017.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (42M22)

724 Sweden, UK, France are near replacement. And we all know why that is. Emphasis on "replacement".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 02:07 AM (/qEW2)

--Ayep

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:09 AM (GsAUU)

725 Sigh. That URL didn't widen the margins, did it? The hyphens usually allow/cause a line break. Sorry if I'm the culprit!

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2017 02:09 AM (42M22)

726 Its a song about Hank Williams, Elvis, etc. Fred has his feet on the ground. He's an Ontario farm boy and an easy fellow to talk with during breaks in a performance. We trade farm boy tales. Nice guy. I go to his concerts whenever gets with 500 miles.
Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 01:59 AM (Xm9C+)

Do you know a guy who used to post with a nic abbreviated to TFK? He was a huge Fred Eaglesmith fan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 02:10 AM (H+ulh)

727 Hah! I remember reading an article where the cops arrested a drunk guy driving a tractor in Poland.


What is problem? What illegal?

Posted by: Slawomir at December 09, 2017 02:10 AM (zCyNd)

728 All right, who fucked up the margins now?

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (GsAUU)


Someone clearly needs a remedial course in marginal utility.

Posted by: Miklos the economist at December 09, 2017 02:11 AM (zCyNd)

729 I doubt it was you, zombie.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:11 AM (GsAUU)

730 I think

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 02:07 AM (/qEW2)

is the culprit.


The Barrel awaits.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:12 AM (GsAUU)

731 That will never happen again. Cars are no longer built to look cool. They are designed in a wind tunnel and they are only given very little leeway in how the car body can be modified. Most of the variation isn't going to be in the overall shape but the design of the grille and headlight shape.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 02:00 AM (cAnNx)

That situation will persist until the public realizes that there is really no shortage of petroleum, and cars don't all have to look as though they were passed through a giant sphincter.

In other words, the aero look is a fad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 02:12 AM (H+ulh)

732 Trust me... us Peasants could both drink.. and dance...

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 09, 2017 02:05 AM (NgKpN)

The low birth rate in Spain would seem to contradict this assertion.

Posted by: Miklos the demographer at December 09, 2017 02:13 AM (zCyNd)

733 728. Heh....give them a pair of genuine Adibas from Bulgaria, and let them learn negative utility.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:13 AM (fA1SL)

734 Steve and Cold Bear,



I hunger.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at December 09, 2017 02:14 AM (GsAUU)

735 720 All right, who fucked up the margins now?
Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (GsAUU)

725 Sigh. That URL didn't widen the margins, did it? The hyphens usually allow/cause a line break. Sorry if I'm the culprit!
Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2017 02:09 AM (42M22)


Phew! Dodged a bullet on that one. The time stamp proves my innocence, officer!

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2017 02:14 AM (42M22)

736 All right, who fucked up the margins now?



Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (GsAUU)
---
one of you youngsters with a "smart " phone, most likely...

get that loose shit off my lawn!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 02:14 AM (tjNqg)

737 Aaangela is funny shit

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 02:15 AM (PUmDY)

738 737 Aaangela is funny shit
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 02:15 AM (PUmDY)

--You mean when The Donald said it?

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:17 AM (GsAUU)

739 Yes

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 02:17 AM (PUmDY)

740 Heh....give them a pair of genuine Adibas from Bulgaria, and let them learn negative utility.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:13 AM (fA1SL)


Older Hungarians swear that Bulgarian ketchup is the best (for the pizza!) and Ukrainian mustard is prized in Budapest.

Posted by: Miklos, chef de cuisine de Pannonie at December 09, 2017 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

741 739 Yes
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2017 02:17 AM (PUmDY)

--Oh yeah, it was epic.

Seriously, though, we should just pull our guys out overnight. There's no geostrategic reason for them to be there.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:19 AM (GsAUU)

742 Zombie: it's TGP, but it still looks like he's decided to fit in over the years...

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/12/sicko-multiple-women-
accuse-anti-trump-ninth-circuit-court-judge-sexual-harassment/


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 02:19 AM (tjNqg)

743 Phew! Dodged a bullet on that one. The time stamp proves my innocence, officer!
Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2017 02:14 AM (42M22)

I got a forged yearbook that says differently!

Posted by: G. Allred at December 09, 2017 02:20 AM (wf3RQ)

744 Phew! Dodged a bullet on that one. The time stamp proves my innocence, officer!
Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2017 02:14 AM (42M22)

Forensic examination of the digital time stamp reveals elements of computer code in Cyrillic.

Posted by: CrowdStrike, a DNC affiliate at December 09, 2017 02:23 AM (zCyNd)

745 705
Cars are no longer built to look cool. They are designed in a wind tunnel and they are only given very little leeway in how the car body can be modified. Most of the variation isn't going to be in the overall shape but the design of the grille and headlight shape.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 02:00 AM (cAnNx)


Maybe it's just my imagination, but I've noticed that American cars tend to have boxy rectangular headlights, while Japanese and Korean cars are more oval in shape. I find that hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2017 02:25 AM (sdi6R)

746 I like the one where you think positive stories will keep us from fighting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:25 AM (fsZof)

747 Deanna Durbin just got done exhaling "Night and Day" through her ball gown. And solved the murder too, I think. A hummina hummina. Yowza.

Who knew. She was from Alberta.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2017 02:26 AM (H5rtT)

748 I smell a setup on the Texas homeless story, btw. Measure 2007-2016, and then essentially say "we'll see if it lasts" in the last paragraph?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:27 AM (fsZof)

749 Who knew. She was from Alberta.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2017 02:26 AM (H5rtT)

So was Fay Wray, King Kong's squeeze. She came from the little Mormon town of Cardston. There's a Fay Wray monument there, too. And the Remington Carriage Museum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 02:30 AM (H+ulh)

750 740. Pizza is food for children and weak westerners. This is known. Men eat buterbrod, at the start of the month, when money comes in.

Lavash, too, with tomato and lamb and cheese, is acceptable.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:30 AM (fA1SL)

751 "Obamacare nightmare" Trump just put together another phonetic earworm.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2017 02:30 AM (rnAwa)

752 One of the worst things to happen recently to car design is the requirement that pedestrians need to be run down differently.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:32 AM (fsZof)

753 Fred has his feet on the ground. He's an Ontario farm boy and an easy fellow to talk with during breaks in a performance. We trade farm boy tales. Nice guy. I go to his concerts whenever gets with 500 miles.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 09, 2017 01:59 AM (Xm9C+)


========

No disrespect intended. The word "they" in "you thought they" should have clued me in, but I can be dense at times. Good to know you can still be an artist in this day and age and still live clean.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 02:32 AM (/qEW2)

754 I smell a setup on the Texas homeless story, btw. Measure 2007-2016, and then essentially say "we'll see if it lasts" in the last paragraph?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:27 AM (fsZof)

Not to mention that "cost of housing" isn't really a driver of "homelessness". That's what the Left wants you to believe. What really drives "homelessness" is the degree of ease afforded those who choose to live on the bum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 02:33 AM (H+ulh)

755 Men eat buterbrod, at the start of the month, when money comes in.

Hungarians eat "zsiroskenyer", which is a thick slice of bread smeared with lard. Add a sprinkle of salt and some thinly sliced sweet onion, it is a meal in itself, or a fine accompaniment to the beverage of your choice.

Posted by: This is making Miklos hungry at December 09, 2017 02:34 AM (zCyNd)

756 I smell a setup on the Texas homeless story, btw. Measure 2007-2016, and then essentially say "we'll see if it lasts" in the last paragraph?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:27 AM (fsZof)

You're right. It really is. The Houston Chronicle is a piece-of-shit. The article is worded like any other leftist-slant job they put out. I really enjoyed the line about: Oh, yeah- oil bust we're dealing with, coupled with how government is doing such a bang-up job in teh battle of de homeless...vomit.

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 02:36 AM (wf3RQ)

757 But any self-respecting Caddy needs to be able to fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.
Posted by: some Italican wiseguy at December 09, 2017 01:32 AM (WlG0e

That's just so you can use the HOV lane.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 09, 2017 02:36 AM (brIR5)

758 a thick slice of bread smeared with lard. Add a sprinkle of salt and some thinly sliced sweet onion

---

Not sure about the straight lard, but that doesn't sound bad at all. Pretty close to how I eat my tomatoes sometimes, honestly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:37 AM (fsZof)

759 *stumbles into barrel*

Ewww.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2017 02:38 AM (/qEW2)

760 755. Yep. Onion and/or apple works on a slice of real bread - rye, black - with a smear of butter or schmaltz and a dash of salt and black pepper.

And If you've also got mustard or even horseradish - oi, blin!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:38 AM (fA1SL)

761 That's just so you can use the HOV lane.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 09, 2017 02:36 AM (brIR5)


HOV=HOmicide Victims?

Posted by: Miklos not drive Caddy at December 09, 2017 02:39 AM (zCyNd)

762 758. Tomatoes are small, greenish sorta spheres. Pickled.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:40 AM (fA1SL)

763 Not sure about the straight lard, but that doesn't sound bad at all. Pretty close to how I eat my tomatoes sometimes, honestly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:37 AM (fsZof)


Straight lard, although collected grease from grilled sausages is the real treat.

Posted by: Miklos actually eats this stuff at December 09, 2017 02:41 AM (zCyNd)

764 small, greenish sorta spheres. Pickled.


I've seen some Russkies who fit that description quite well.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:44 AM (zCyNd)

765 763. Poor Magyar - unable to afford smetana, they do not know how to make proper gravy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:44 AM (fA1SL)

766 764. Ahhh! You've met my uncle Evgenii....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:45 AM (fA1SL)

767 Straight lard, although collected grease from grilled sausages is the real treat.

Posted by: Miklos actually eats this stuff at December 09, 2017 02:41 AM (zCyNd)

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My grease is usually more sopped up than spread on, but heck yeah I'd try that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:45 AM (fsZof)

768 Poor Magyar - unable to afford smetana, they do not know how to make proper gravy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:44 AM (fA1SL)

Proper gravy involves paprika.

As does everything else.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:46 AM (zCyNd)

769 logprof: You around for any football talk (or anyone else)?

Thoughts on Willie Taggert, Go...

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 02:47 AM (wf3RQ)

770 Full disclosure: I have no problems with lard. I just rarely eat, or have considered eating, it straight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 02:47 AM (fsZof)

771 768. This is absolutely true. Ajvar, too. Paprika, mustard, coriander, dill, salt, pepper - no true cuisine requires more, in spite of what angel-clan might say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:49 AM (fA1SL)

772 769 logprof: You around for any football talk (or anyone else)?

Thoughts on Willie Taggert, Go...
Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 02:47 AM (wf3RQ)

--Yo!

Taggert?

Eh, we'll see: it's a roll of the dice.

Earlier I heard talk of Lane Kiffin, so at the least I'm relieved.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:50 AM (GsAUU)

773 Ajvar is indeed tasty. Oddly enough, the local Costco doesn't seem to carry it.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

774 768. Weak westerners think paprika is for color, for dusting boiled eggs. Little do they know. We would pity them, but we're too busy folding cups of the stuff into smetana for making sauce.
Pro tip: any recipe that takes paprika needs at least four ounces to be halfway decent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:52 AM (fA1SL)

775 Heh. Amazon has Serbian ajvar.

Globalization!

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:53 AM (zCyNd)

776 I actually smiled at the thought of FSU hiring Kevin Sumlin.

He may not be a great X and O coach, but he's an excellent recruiter.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:53 AM (GsAUU)

777 Ajvar is indeed tasty. Oddly enough, the local Costco doesn't seem to carry it.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

But Valjar is indeed nasty, and even I wouldn't eat it.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2017 02:54 AM (H+ulh)

778 773. I've had better luck with ajvar at the local halal market. At least once a week, I pop in for flat bread, ajvar, figs, dates, and garlic. Shopkeep calls me his 'Bosnian' friend. Sadly, turkish ajvar is all I can find, which makes me hesitant to REMOVE KEBAB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 02:55 AM (fA1SL)

779 Vitamin C was first isolated and identified from Hungarian paprika.


Use by the spoonful.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:55 AM (zCyNd)

780 Not to mention that "cost of housing" isn't really a driver of "homelessness".

The homeless, however, do affect property values.

Posted by: Miklos, rentier at December 09, 2017 02:56 AM (zCyNd)

781 If Alabama does not elect Roy Moore after Trump's rally, there should be a fraud investigation.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:57 AM (GsAUU)

782 Earlier I heard talk of Lane Kiffin, so at the least I'm relieved.
Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:50 AM (GsAUU)

I thought FSU caved to an early hire. I hope he works out for you. I'm not overly impressed with his entire body of work. His offensive philosophy seems miles apart from what Jimbo's was. could be a rough transition.

I like OU's position in the playoffs and for the title. Maybe Baker won't pull another ridiculous stunt...

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 02:58 AM (wf3RQ)

783 But Valjar is indeed nasty, and even I wouldn't eat it.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2017 02:54 AM (H+ulh)


I believe that the recipe submitted for the cookbook was unanimously rejected, with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Miklos, who has standards at December 09, 2017 02:58 AM (zCyNd)

784 The homeless, however, do affect property values.
Posted by: Miklos, rentier at December 09, 2017 02:56 AM (zCyNd)

Prime hobo-hunting grounds don't come cheap.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2017 02:58 AM (H+ulh)

785 If Alabama does not elect Roy Moore after Trump's rally, there should be a fraud investigation.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:57 AM (GsAUU)

There will be a fraudulent investigation.

Posted by: the FBI at December 09, 2017 02:59 AM (zCyNd)

786 Count your blessings on not getting Sumlin. Taggert will recruit better being from the area than Sumlin ever could.

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:00 AM (wf3RQ)

787 I wonder if we could get a listing of the recipes in The Deplorable Gourmet. If my shashlik recipe made it, I'd buy three copies, minimum.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 09, 2017 03:00 AM (fA1SL)

788 Is Kevin Sumlin any relation to bluesman Hubert Sumlin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:00 AM (H+ulh)

789 All right, who fucked up the margins now?

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:08 AM (GsAUU)
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I do what I want, when I want. Who are you, peon, to question the great and powerful Barrel!?!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 09, 2017 03:00 AM (JhE5a)

790 Huddy's accusations are going to haunt Trump through the mid-terms. And also all of the way through his reelection campaign.

You all are megastupid to even dream the Democrats would come out on the wrong end of a political sex scandal.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 09, 2017 03:01 AM (Ql/gh)

791 Prime hobo-hunting grounds don't come cheap.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2017 02:58 AM (H+ulh)


Location, location, location!

Posted by: Ace's taxidermist at December 09, 2017 03:01 AM (zCyNd)

792 Is Kevin Sumlin any relation to bluesman Hubert Sumlin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:00 AM (H+ulh)

I don't know?

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:03 AM (wf3RQ)

793 You all are megastupid to even dream the Democrats would come out on the wrong end of a political sex scandal.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 09, 2017 03:01 AM (Ql/gh)


Riiiight. Says the guy who tried to blow me at the petting zoo.

Posted by: The Goat at December 09, 2017 03:04 AM (H+ulh)

794 anyone stupid enough to hire Lame Kiffin deserves what they get.

his last season at USC, students took stencils and spray paint to eery curb on campus that was red, with the lettering "Fire Lane" and added that POS's last name.

F him. my Persian cat has more imagination and leadership skills than he does.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 03:04 AM (tjNqg)

795 There will be a fraudulent investigation.

Posted by: the FBI at December 09, 2017 02:59 AM (zCyNd)
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From the Fraudulent Bureau of Investigation

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2017 03:04 AM (JhE5a)

796 I don't know?
Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:03 AM (wf3RQ)

It's an uncommon name, that's all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:06 AM (H+ulh)

797 Proper gravy involves paprika.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 09, 2017 02:46 AM (zCyNd)


Paprika is its own food group. At least in my kitchen it is. I honestly believe it makes my Bohunk ancestors proud.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2017 03:06 AM (BIsma)

798 You all are megastupid to even dream the Democrats would come out on the wrong end of a political sex scandal.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 09, 2017 03:01 AM (Ql/gh)

---

I'm fairly certain they had no intentions of that little fire burning down all their own houses, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 03:07 AM (fsZof)

799 F him. my Persian cat has more imagination and leadership skills than he does.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 03:04 AM (tjNqg)

I'm no fan of Kiffin with his 'personal-disorders'. I wouldn't want him for those reasons. But he does know X's & O's (very well) and does put a good staff together.
Florida Atlantic is pretty happy with him now...

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:11 AM (wf3RQ)

800 YGBFSM!

Woody Allen is female, so innocent.

twitter.com/splinter_news/status/938877843781636099

WTF?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 03:11 AM (tjNqg)

801 Paprika is its own food group. At least in my kitchen it is. I honestly believe it makes my Bohunk ancestors proud.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2017 03:06 AM (BIsma)


The female ones want you to eat, EAT!!!

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 09, 2017 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

802 777
But Valjar is indeed nasty, and even I wouldn't eat it.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2017 02:54 AM (H+ulh)


I wouldn't eat Valerie Jarrett either.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2017 03:12 AM (sdi6R)

803 I don't know?
Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:03 AM (wf3RQ)

It's an uncommon name, that's all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:06 AM (H+ulh)

Oh, I was hoping you might could fill in some info. I actually wasn't familiar (that I can remember him anyway) with the blue-man Sumlin...

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:14 AM (wf3RQ)

804 It's an uncommon name, that's all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:06 AM (H+ulh)

Well, web-fu indicates Hubert Sumlin had a son, Charles, and several daughters. Kevin might be a grandson, although most likely no close relation. Hubert was guitarist with Howlin' Wolf for many years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:15 AM (H+ulh)

805 Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 03:04 AM (tjNqg)

--I was almost Anyone But Kiffin after 24 hours.

When I heard about rumors of him in the mix, this was me:

https://youtu.be/NHh0rf0ojEc

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 03:18 AM (GsAUU)

806 With Sumlin being here in TX and with Blues background of the state, that would probably have been mentioned during the broadcasts...Was Hubert good?

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:18 AM (wf3RQ)

807 logprof, you're reaction to a mention of Kiffin maybe going to FSU was- priceless!

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:21 AM (wf3RQ)

808 *your, your, your...damn idiot*

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:22 AM (wf3RQ)

809 Was Hubert good?
Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:18 AM (wf3RQ)

Well, I thought so. Pretty sure he played the King Eddy in Calgary back in the '90's or '80's. He was lead guitarist for Howlin' Wolf for many years, and that was a prestigious seat for a blues guitarist. My Internet is too slow here, or I would find a good track on youtube for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:23 AM (H+ulh)

810 AOP- I pulled him up! Oh, Hell Yeah! excellent...Saw he also played with SRV too! Nice call, AOP!

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:27 AM (wf3RQ)

811 AOP- I pulled him up! Oh, Hell Yeah! excellent...Saw he also played with SRV too! Nice call, AOP!
Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:27 AM (wf3RQ)

Glad to hear you enjoy his music.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 03:30 AM (H+ulh)

812 Lame Kiffin is a legend in his own mind...

and his players and staff might follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

i swear to G*d that i thought Sabin was going to kill him more than once, but he was smart enough to foist him off on someone else.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 03:31 AM (tjNqg)

813 What I found odd was that Saban actually brought Kiffin in to Bama after the USC debale...Gotta believe it was Big Daddy Kiffin calling in a favor...

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 03:35 AM (wf3RQ)

814 782 Earlier I heard talk of Lane Kiffin, so at the least I'm relieved.
Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 02:50 AM (GsAUU)

I thought FSU caved to an early hire. I hope he works out for you. I'm not overly impressed with his entire body of work. His offensive philosophy seems miles apart from what Jimbo's was. could be a rough transition.

I like OU's position in the playoffs and for the title. Maybe Baker won't pull another ridiculous stunt...



Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 02:58 AM (wf3RQ)



Here's hoping its Clemson Oklahoma in the championship. Give the selection committee and the SEC a black eye.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 03:46 AM (cAnNx)

815 Alright, the fire is nice and toasty again, the kids are warm in bed dreaming about making snowmen tomorrow, and the house is safe and quiet.

See y'all in the second morning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 09, 2017 03:48 AM (fsZof)

816 Here's hoping its Clemson Oklahoma in the championship. Give the selection committee and the SEC a black eye.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 03:46 AM (cAnNx)

--+1

Can we please have a playoff without the Menses???

There is a conspiracy theory that the committee did this to agitate for an 8 game playoff.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 03:49 AM (GsAUU)

817 Sorry for interference. Back to regular schedule program...

Posted by: Ukrainian State Radio Enforcement at December 09, 2017 03:50 AM (wf3RQ)

818 There will never be complaints even if they go to 8 teams. And they've been agitating for 8 teams since the first year they did it. Someone is always going to be left out.

And while I would have liked to have seen Ohio State get in, I'm really not that beat up about it, just should have gone with a team from another conference besides the SEC. Probably would have been playing Clemson in the first game and they would have had an entire month to come up with a defensive scheme to cover the receivers with minimal personnel beyond 15 yards and keep a spy on Barrett all game to shut him down.

Would have beaten Wisconsin by 3 more TDs in that game if the backup who actually can throw a pass downfield was in instead.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 04:02 AM (cAnNx)

819 You know, every division in college football, except for the FBS, D1 plays for a National Title through the conference winner playoff-system from all across the nation. Until the Old-Guard money from the legacy bowls gets taken down, it's going to be a joke...

Kind-of reminds me of a certain elite wing of a political body.

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 04:14 AM (wf3RQ)

820 BTW: Thank you Miklos, Uncle Palp & others that have entertained and enlightened me late-nights here in states. I truly enjoy program, comrades

Night all!

Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 04:19 AM (wf3RQ)

821 820 BTW: Thank you Miklos, Uncle Palp & others that have entertained and enlightened me late-nights here in states. I truly enjoy program, comrades

Night all!
Posted by: texcat at December 09, 2017 04:19 AM (wf3RQ)

--'Night texcat!

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 04:20 AM (GsAUU)

822 Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 04:02 AM (cAnNx)

--The Trojans played a harder [insert Beavis and Butt-Head laughter] schedule than the Menses.

Whatever, maybe the destruction of the Buckeyes by Clemson last year was in the minds of the committee with their decision. I hope Clemson destrys Alabama this year and has the same effect next.

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 04:24 AM (GsAUU)

823 Night, texcat, from me, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 04:24 AM (H+ulh)

824 Its probably me spreading my cold around

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 04:32 AM (aC6Sd)

825 Have avoided a cold, so far, this season. Out here at the rig, if I don't have one now, I probably won't get one, because I have come into contact with pretty well everyone here that I am likely to, and if none of them have the plague, i won't get it. Going home, now, that's fraught with danger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 04:55 AM (H+ulh)

826 This one's for you Alberta Oil, my baby brother was in the patch till it killed him. Corb Lund.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yXzZTYjUl0&list=PLBdTXIUzFAdFyTYfuqqKkAmB1Ug6SmeLD

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 09, 2017 05:11 AM (Jj+59)

827 This one's for you Alberta Oil, my baby brother was in the patch till it killed him. Corb Lund.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yXzZTYjUl0&list=PLBdTXIUzFAdFyTYfuqqKkAmB1Ug6SmeLD
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 09, 2017 05:11 AM (Jj+59)

That "Roughest Neck Around"? I'm familiar with Corb's work. He could be a Moron. My Internet here is throttled real slow, so I can't listen to it.

Thanks for the kind thought.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2017 05:20 AM (H+ulh)

828 Up early, hate to look at the MFM this morning. They are probably going ape shit over Trumps speech last night. He said many things they are going to say "Presidents don't say those things, not Presidential" now Hillary........

He picked on Chicago in his speech, Chicago Tribune will be all hate (not unusual) this am.

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2017 05:38 AM (aekx3)

829 He worked on the slope till the BP bean counters got there. Lots of good stories.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 09, 2017 05:42 AM (Jj+59)

830 At least its above freezing outside

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2017 05:50 AM (aC6Sd)

831 LMAO, Paul Joseph Watson had exactly the same reaction as I did to the Koranimals about Jerusalem:

https://youtu.be/mm42_08Uv5g

Posted by: logprof at December 09, 2017 05:51 AM (GsAUU)

832 31F here in upstate NY, probably will be far below that by mid next week....No snow, but I expect with the very cold air coming, the lake effect will kick in.

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2017 05:59 AM (aekx3)

833 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2017 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

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