Young Patriot Speaks at Public Hearing Defending His Right to Party



A second bro then stood up for partying:



The first video is from @BobMenery's feed. I gotta tell ya, this guy is a real delight.

Posted by: Ace at 01:30 PM




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1 Heh!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

2 Funny, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:28 PM (MINbv)

3 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

Posted by: Bill (or Ted) at December 08, 2017 01:29 PM (e0yja)

4 The kids' prank is stupid. But Bob Menery is funny as hell.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (EzdLW)

5 You got to fight!
For your right!

To PARTY!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

6 Top ten...?

Chug...!

Posted by: Gumby at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (cVBQ/)

7 I forget the group, but their song expressed it perfectly.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (qZdIZ)

8 Party
Party
Party
Party
Party
Party

Posted by: Andrew W K Lyrics at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (e0yja)

9
If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause
if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind
over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Posted by: Pauly from Encino, man at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (W+vEI)

10 um, you guys, we meant Fight for Your Right to Party as a satire.

Posted by: Beastie Boys at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (EzdLW)

11
And Ace quashes the start of the Blog War of Theology "just like that"!!


*sniiiiiiiiiiifffs*


New thread smell

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

12 th, dude.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (ctuyM)

13
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)

14 Party over country?!!

Posted by: McMuffin at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (RiEBD)

15 They are fighting for their right to party. The Beastie Boys would be proud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:32 PM (39g3+)

16 Boomah! Boomah!

Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2017 01:32 PM (1Oy/Q)

17 WYLD STALLYNS!!!

:::air guitar:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:32 PM (fdYaI)

18 Those are my interns.

Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (EzdLW)

19 This axetrocity must stop.
Laughed I did.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (r9UYA)

20 I got nothin' for this one.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (WDCYi)

21 Stacy McMillan is outraged by this atroxity.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (zGsgt)

22 They're not wrong.

Posted by: Monk at December 08, 2017 01:34 PM (g4lFK)

23 Dude. I can't wait to see a hidden camera review of this guy's first job interview.

'Whoa! Thanks for your time? What kind of a lame ass answer is that? I need some stash so I can refill the beer-o-rator!"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:34 PM (7ZVPa)

24 House party enthusiast and activist.

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2017 01:34 PM (WonQS)

25 :::moons thread, high fives JT, does keg stand, hits on fat chix:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (fdYaI)

26
Reading the comments on the first link....


Why the hell did SE CUPP get pissed.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

27 Donna Martin graduates!!!

*breakdances a little*

Posted by: David Silver at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

28 Where did I just see this?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (lwiT4)

29 GUys like this annoy me but the use of them to parody and mock these kind of hearings is hilarious

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (39g3+)

30 Dude! I'm just like...DUDE! Thank you.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

31 Pervnado now has swept up Dustin Hoffman.

*boing*

Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)

32 They make solid points. We need bonding! Moar Bonding!

Posted by: Monk at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (g4lFK)

33 Party on, dudes!

Posted by: Time-traveling Abe Lincoln at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (oUzmL)

34 Where did I just see this?

Top of the thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (WbIyz)

35

What ????

SECOND CHOICE!!!!

And I let that stoner bastard get to THIRD FUCKING BASE!!!

Posted by: Stacy McMillan at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

36 Better information and more succinct then anything Oblablas purple lips flapped about

Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (8ikIW)

37 Ok...(hic)...party over.
Just chugged half a pokey keg.

Time to join hill in a face plant...

Posted by: Gumby at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (cVBQ/)

38 And Ace quashes the start of the Blog War of Theology"

Should've done that for the "Arrow Delivery System" or "Chili, ok with carrots or not" blog wars...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:37 PM (MINbv)

39 Check out Bob Menery calling the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on his twatter feed.

"Well, it is the event that every man looks forward to with a bowl of petroleum jelly sitting right next him."

Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at December 08, 2017 01:37 PM (EzdLW)

40 Oh I see now. It was in JV Gorilla thread. Thought I was losing it.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

41 Anyone have this guy's email address? I'd like him to house sit.

Said no one ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

42 A nice pallet cleanser.

Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (q177U)

43 Pervnado now has swept up Dustin Hoffman.

*boing*

Plastics!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (MINbv)

44 31
Pervnado now has swept up Dustin Hoffman.



*boing*



Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)

Well, he did play a woman once.
Hmmm, so did John Travolta. Any takers he'll get wrapped up in any of this?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

45 Uh oh, I am hearing that Boomer Kingsley is saying that he did not tell Chad to shotgun the tallboy. We might have credibility problemos!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (fdYaI)

46 31 Pervnado now has swept up Dustin Hoffman.

*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)

Ooooh, male or female harassee?

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

47 He took out Stacy McMillan?


Stoner bashing time!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (7ZVPa)

48
Dude. "BUD LIGHT???"

Take yo punk ass outta here.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

49 The future of the Democratic Party..

Posted by: Sean at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (La6Ty)

50 31 Pervnado now has swept up Dustin Hoffman.

*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)

Is it safe?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 08, 2017 01:40 PM (WDCYi)

51 Like me, Chad was looking for a dare to be great situation.
Nailed it!

Posted by: Lloyd Dobbler at December 08, 2017 01:40 PM (W+vEI)

52 I'm crying.

Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2017 01:40 PM (OAlmw)

53 Please let POTUS comment on the kid's video! PLEASE!

Posted by: Jmel at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (jcxxg)

54 Okay so I listened . I thought it was pretty stupid.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (lwiT4)

55 Sadly, this guy is more lucid, and has a better vocabulary than eighty percent of high school graduates these days.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (7ZVPa)

56 The stories I could tell you about this Chad kid...

Posted by: Stacy's mom at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

57 >>Ooooh, male or female harassee?

Grudge has a photo of him groping a breast. Looks female.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (r9UYA)

58 She has a great personality.

Posted by: Stacy McMillan's mom at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (oUzmL)

59 The thing is, I've been to house parties and they were neither "raging" nor particularly interesting. Too many people crammed into a room with too-loud music, all drinking and yelling trying to be heard above each other, a few puking outside. Boring. Of course I didn't want to be there to begin with and didn't like beer so I didn't drink anything. I was the designated driver, as a result, despite knowing nothing about the city (college, first year, in Grand Rapids, MI).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)

60 Did council give them a pack O'Party passes..It ain't a partee wiffout crackers and hats.

Posted by: saf at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (cS/ge)

61 48
Dude. "BUD LIGHT???"

Take yo punk ass outta here.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

Dilly dilly!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

62 53 Please let POTUS comment on the kid's video! PLEASE!
Posted by: Jmel at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (jcxxg)

Kid doesn't know anything about beer. Says "dude" too much. Low energy. SAD.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

63 Tom Cruise is playing air guitar to Bob Seger again.

Posted by: mercenary13 at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (nvesC)

64
"...and I want to welcome you to Bill and Teds EXCELLENT Adventure."


Im dying over here.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

65 Putting up videos is cheating Ace.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (YV+SU)

66 Well, we can't have atroxities.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (JhE5a)

67

Parties? Parties? You children know nothing... NOTHING!

Posted by: S.E. Cupp's Used Panties at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (T/KY7)

68 The issue is not whether we took liberties with a few female guests.... we did...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

69 I know this is OT, but good heavens you have GOT to read the comments from Soros' trolls in the Breitbart story about YearbookGate.

BUT BUT, SHE ONLY ANNNNOOOOTTTAAAATTTEEEDD THE YEARBOOK !!!!11!1!1!

BUT BUT, MOORE IS STILL A CHIIIIIIIILD MOLESTERRRRRRRRRR!!

BUT BUT DRUMPF SUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKSSSSSSS!!!11!!11!

They are, a laugh riot. Them getting smacked-down is pretty awesome too.

OK, back to your regularly scheduled party...

Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (NYS7S)

70 Is it safe?"

I hope you all flunk...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (MINbv)

71 Required viewage for thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (hvf9s)

72 Gumby is out...

I have no problem with a little chili with my carrots...

Posted by: Pokey at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (cVBQ/)

73 Okay so I listened . I thought it was pretty stupid.

Yeah, these guys are childish knuckleheads. But under that is a parody of these kind of hearings, using the same patterns of speech, pitches, pleas to how society is benefited by [insert cause here] and so on. Its great satire on public hearings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

74 Grudge has a photo of him groping a breast. "

Ah, no. Not looking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (MINbv)

75 And then the city council adjourned, to go to the Politicians Cocktail Party... with the Media...

Where they bonded over Martinis...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

76 I think they hit every assertion in the Beastie Boys lyrics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right to Party

Pretty well done for absurdist theoretical constructs.


Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (MIKMs)

77 Putting up videos is cheating Ace.

Its a Hail Mary to end the theological debates and Mormon bashing in the last thread.

For some reason a post about what a chucklehead nevertrumpers are turned into that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (39g3+)

78 Gotta admire their initiative.

Posted by: jd at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (oUzmL)

79 New Dustin Hoffman Accuser Details 'Horrific' Groping on Broadway...
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Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)

80
3 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!



Posted by: Bill (or Ted) at December 08, 2017 01:29 PM (e0yja)



Niether of them said that.


69 dudes!

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)

81 Oh I'm sorry???!!!! I thought this was America!!!!!

Posted by: brak at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (WjCgM)

82 Cave Nug?

Posted by: Encino Man at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

83 Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road

Didn't Horrific Groping open for Motorhead once? Like in 81?

Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (NYS7S)

84 Did Trump just tweet his 45% approval? Bold choice!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (fdYaI)

85 What up, Council?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

86 "BEER PONG INTEGRITY"
Seriously, you just can't teach that.

Posted by: Rockysan99 at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (m7LQK)

87 Stacy....I love you!

Posted by: Len at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (twG1r)

88 Niether of them said that.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)
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I resisted the temptation of being trivia-pedant.

But, now that that can of worms is open: it was the "differenter" football jock before them.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (JhE5a)

89 Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road. Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)

LOL. I think "Horrifc Groping" actually starts out on the road before t comes to Broadway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (8+Ozj)

90 This is hilarious, and I love the choice of Chad Kroeger as the name, it is the name of the lead singer of Nickelback as I stated in the Monkey Pundit thread, I haven't seen open or headline anywhere.

To be fair, I have heard that Nickelback is a rollicking good time live show.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (DxWUs)

91 79 New Dustin Hoffman Accuser Details 'Horrific' Groping on Broadway...
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Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)

I saw Horrific Groping open for the Sex Pistols in...

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (NgKpN)

92 It's like Un-American to ban parties man. Like yeah. Dude. Yeah

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (SapVv)

93 Chad Kroeger. OMG.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

94 Dude I went out with Stacy McMillan once too. She didn't put out. Like at all. #DontBanParties

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (SapVv)

95 The first guy goes by the name Chad Kroeger. He has a pretty good YouTube channel.

Does this mean that Nickelback is cool?

Posted by: mercenary13 at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (nvesC)

96 I saw Horrific Groping open for the Sex Pistols in...
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
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Ah, the Sex and Groping tour.

I hear they are due for a reunion.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (JhE5a)

97 >>> The thing is, I've been to house parties and they were neither "raging" nor particularly interesting. Too many people crammed into a room with too-loud music, all drinking and yelling trying to be heard above each other, a few puking outside. Boring. Of course I didn't want to be there to begin with and didn't like beer so I didn't drink anything. I was the designated driver, as a result, despite knowing nothing about the city (college, first year, in Grand Rapids, MI). Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)

Hah this sounds like your experience:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKp2CrfmVfw

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (hvf9s)

98 92 It's like Un-American to ban parties man. Like yeah. Dude. Yeah
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (SapVv)

Considering that much of the American Revolution, started in a BAR???

Well.. yes... it would be.

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (NgKpN)

99 I remember when I found out that San Dimas is an actual place. It rocked my 14 year old world.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)

100 Required viewage for thread"

30 plus years old. Amazing, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (MINbv)

101 >>>Does this mean that Nickelback is cool?

No.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (fdYaI)

102 80
3 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!



Posted by: Bill (or Ted) at December 08, 2017 01:29 PM (e0yja)



Niether of them said that.


69 dudes!
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)

Correct. That was the meathead football player trying desperately to salvage his foundering presentation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

103 hilarious, especially the part about the prom dates and actual names...

Posted by: Caliban at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (A8if7)

104 In the possible aftermath of Franken (First, I was listening to his "apology/resignation" - NARRATOR: IT WAS NEITHER - and all I could hear was him doing the "Me, Al Franken" bit from SNL.) There could be a special election in Minnesota for the Senate set in 2018. Name being floated for GOP - Tim Pawlenty.

You may remember him as the hot property for the 2012 presidential primary. As I recall, ace was digging on him. Up until he quit after Iowa.

Anyway, do you feel the Pawlentymentum?

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (WonQS)

105 Stacy's mom's got it going on.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (SapVv)

106 Considering that much of the American Revolution, started in a BAR???

Well.. yes... it would be.

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (NgKpN)
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Revolution, the beer pong of the 18th century...

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (JhE5a)

107 88 Niether of them said that.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)
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I resisted the temptation of being trivia-pedant.

But, now that that can of worms is open: it was the "differenter" football jock before them.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (JhE5a)



Yep. Bill and Ted didn't have to pander to the crowd to get the cheap pop.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (cAnNx)

108 99 I remember when I found out that San Dimas is an actual place. It rocked my 14 year old world.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)

But Waterloo? couldn't find it...

Magic Mountain Water park though....

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (NgKpN)

109 It was 69 Dude! Not dudes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (SapVv)

110 Did BS Guy just signal his irrelevance to yet another thread? BOld choice.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (EzdLW)

111 Tell the truth, Ace. You got to these by studying the sport of ladies curling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRxy-ZqiHs


NSFW, language.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (tbOMB)

112
It's like Un-American to ban parties man. Like yeah. Dude. Yeah
=====

Toga, Toga, Toga . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (MIKMs)

113 Joan of Arc was one of the GoGos.
Now that was a *boing*

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (fdYaI)

114 Dang...snowing in my part of SC now...I should rush the grocery store for milk and bread.

Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (1Oy/Q)

115 I remember when I found out that San Dimas is an actual place. It rocked my 14 year old world.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)
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And Napoleon really was a dick!

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (JhE5a)

116
I remember when I found out that San Dimas is an actual place. It rocked my 14 year old world. Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)


The city put on the map by a water park

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (lKyWE)

117 SO CRATES

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (DxWUs)

118 Tell the truth, Ace. You got to these by studying the sport of ladies curling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRxy-ZqiHs


NSFW, language.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (tbOMB)

So this is a curling thread?

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (T71PA)

119 >>> Its a Hail Mary to end the theological debates and Mormon bashing in the last thread.

Was there really Mormon bashing? Bah. Glad I was stuck in meetings and missed it.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (hvf9s)

120 Ah, the Sex and Groping tour.

I hear they are due for a reunion.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (JhE5a)
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With Special Guest Release the Franken!

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (JhE5a)

121 Hands Solo was totally lame. No one wanted him at any epic ragers. Sad!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (fdYaI)

122 I remember when I found out that San Dimas is an actual place. It rocked my 14 year old world.
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Aurora, IL in a Pacer. Truth.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (MIKMs)

123 Soh-Cray-Tes is a cool old dude.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (SapVv)

124 all we are is dust in the wind...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (WbIyz)

125 The black geezer who hates house parties. Isn't he aware that House Party was a film aimed at the African American audience?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (/qEW2)

126 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A PHD ON THIS TOPIC!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (wf3RQ)

127 Finally, some elevated political discourse. Need more of this.

Posted by: dave at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (oc4YC)

128 I had some great party times after water polo games.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (3BFzK)

129 Stacy McMillan was pretty easy for me, but then, I was in the Chess Club.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (7ZVPa)

130 SO CRATES

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (DxWUs)
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Dust...wind...dude

People really underestimate that movie as an absurdist work of art. (Second one not so much--but funny in places).

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (JhE5a)

131 123 Soh-Cray-Tes is a cool old dude.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (SapVv)

And like... I think they totally nailed Lincoln...

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (NgKpN)

132 I just came here to say

That you gotta fight.

For your right.

To parrrrrrr

Tay

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (VoMt7)

133 Didn't Horrific Groping open for Motorhead once? Like in 81?
Posted by: DocJ



Motorboating. '83 @ the Orpheum.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (Aivl/)

134 Mikey lay the holiday deals from the Outrage Outlet on me.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (VoMt7)

135 Stacy's mom's got it going on."

Indeed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (MINbv)

136 From what I understand, the Beasties were mocking party boys like this in their song. At least, that's what they said later, anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (39g3+)

137
So this is a curling thread?
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (T71PA)

You gotta curl if you want GAINZZ for your GUNZZ, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

138 I had some great party times after water polo games.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



Wasn't that hard on the horses?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)

139 I went to one raging party in high school and it was like a scene from a high school movie where the kid's parents go away and everyone shows up. I didn't think stuff like that actually happened in the real world.....and then it did.

I can only imagine the shit the kid must have gotten in when mom and dad came home. I still to this day have no idea whose house it was.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (SapVv)

140 You gotta curl if you want GAINZZ for your GUNZZ, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

Dude!

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (T71PA)

141 138 I had some great party times after water polo games.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



Wasn't that hard on the horses?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)

They used snorkels.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

142 I had a kid in freshman philosophy go off about sew crates in our very first class. The look on the professor's face.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (VoMt7)

143 BSG posted this yesterday. One of the bros is possibly him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (APwVC)

144 138 I had some great party times after water polo games.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



Wasn't that hard on the horses?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)

Like.... Sea Horses Dude....

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

145 From what I understand, the Beasties were mocking party boys like this in their song. At least, that's what they said later, anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (39g3+)
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I heard it both ways.

Posted by: Shawn Spencer at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (JhE5a)

146 How can you enact legislation against "house parties"? There are noise ordinances, drug/alcohol laws, and parental responsibility that come into play.

It's like saying "we need a law!" to prevent more shootings like Sutherland, TX. But the laws were already in place. The USAF did not report the Kelley's situation to the FBI. What could a new "house party" law possibly entail?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (/qEW2)

147 59
The thing is, I've been to house parties and they were neither "raging"
nor particularly interesting. Too many people crammed into a room with
too-loud music, all drinking and yelling trying to be heard above each
other, a few puking outside. Boring. Of course I didn't want to be
there to begin with and didn't like beer so I didn't drink anything. I
was the designated driver, as a result, despite knowing nothing about
the city (college, first year, in Grand Rapids, MI).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)


Your dong it wrong. The key is beer.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (ymnmz)

148 YOLO man ! YOLO !!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (ux+5c)

149 Dust...wind...dude



People really underestimate that movie as an absurdist work of art. (Second one not so much--but funny in places).

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (JhE5a)

It was a funny movie, and don't forget to set your watch Ted. And Luther totally shreds.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (DxWUs)

150 Don't mock water polo!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

151
Dude!


Posted by: DR.WTF


--

Sweet! What does mine say?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)

152 Your dong it wrong"

Que?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (MINbv)

153 139 I went to one raging party in high school and it was like a scene from a high school movie where the kid's parents go away and everyone shows up. I didn't think stuff like that actually happened in the real world.....and then it did.

I can only imagine the shit the kid must have gotten in when mom and dad came home. I still to this day have no idea whose house it was.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (SapVv)



My parents went away the weekend of prom when my sister was a senior. I was a Sophomore. The party at home BEFORE prom resulted in every single table surface in the house being full of empty beer cans.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:00 PM (cAnNx)

154 The sequel is an abomination that should never be spoken of.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:00 PM (SapVv)

155 Don't mock water polo!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
---
His brother Marco wouldn't like it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:00 PM (JhE5a)

156 Its a Hail Mary to end the theological debates and Mormon bashing in the last thread.


You know, Hail Mary is kind of triggering because it invokes the interssetional nature of the Holy Roman church and highlights the schisms that arose in the Reformation.

*runs away*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (fuK7c)

157 More italicans, I see...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (MINbv)

158 T

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (Aivl/)

159 Christopher R Taylor, are you still in Grand Rapids? I grew up there.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (y87Qq)

160 There was a dumb ass kid here who advertised a house party on the internet while his parents were out of town.

House was completely trashed, ceiling fans ripped down, piano in the pool, and for the coup de grace, they slashed the convertible top on the dad's very expensive classic sports car.

Most excellent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

161 I saw Horrific Groping open for the Sex Pistols in...
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
---
Ah, the Sex and Groping tour.

I hear they are due for a reunion.
Posted by: Axeman

Not all of them want to get together.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (326rv)

162 WHoa - slanted.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

163 This week has been awesome. Investigators and judges and accusers dropping like flies, jobsjobsjobs, embassies, resignations, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (oVJmc)

164 The Los Angeles City Council getting the respect they rightfully deserve.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (O5Q3r)

165 Quick, something's up with the Barrel!!

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (JhE5a)

166 Sweet! What does mine say?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)

It says: "Wut?"

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (T71PA)

167 I wonder what the barrel thinks of San Dimas in 1989?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (DxWUs)

168 Yes! Auto close tags FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (Aivl/)

169 ack

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (fuK7c)

170 143 BSG posted this yesterday. One of the bros is possibly him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (APwVC)



Too articulate and make too much sense to be him.

And I'll see myself to the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)

171 151
Dude!


Posted by: DR.WTF


--

Sweet! What does mine say?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)

DUUUUDE. What does mine say?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

172 I just checked, and as far as I can see, it is, indeed, Friday.

Mmmmmm....Friday.

Now, it's only 10:00 a.m., but I have great hopes for the future....of this fine evening.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (7UW64)

173 152 Your dong it wrong"

Que?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (MINbv)

'Things Paolo never heard ....

and I'll take Never Heard for 500 Alex....

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

174 Those assholes on the council laugh, and we may laugh, but there's a lot of truth in what they said. Dude.

People can no longer enjoy their recreational liberties. Think about house parties where people really put down their differences. Do you get stupid? Of course, but that's the point isn't it? Laugh at ourselves a little and make fun of our differences which suddenly after a few keg stands don't seem that bad?

In this world where the almighty liberal despots day we can't call a person by their proper gender, lest we be jailed, can't take a leak in a public restroom without fearing some transsexual gazer, can't legally carry a firearm, lest we be callled a maniac, watch football without being assaulted by politics or believe in God, lest we be called a cob or simpleton, these guys are right, damn it.

What you call vice, I call liberty!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (HGY5U)

175 And I'll see myself to the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)

You mean, they let you out?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (7UW64)

176 Wasn't that hard on the horses?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)
====
Snorkels. And we used mules.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (3BFzK)

177 167 I wonder what the barrel thinks of San Dimas in 1989?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (DxWUs)

RADICAL!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

178 I wonder what the barrel thinks of San Dimas in 1989?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (DxWUs)
---
Why would you ask me that, Dave?

Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (JhE5a)

179
And I'll see myself to the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)


There's a space heater under the garbage if you need it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

180 >>>Too articulate and make too much sense

:::ironymeter explodes:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (fdYaI)

181 152
Your dong it wrong"



Que?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (MINbv)

Damn, I need new reading glasses.....or something.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (ymnmz)

182 DUUUUDE. What does mine say?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

Wait. What YEAR is it?


Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (T71PA)

183 I got a full-on robot chubby.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (EoRCO)

184 I got to stand up in court to defend my right to party in Harvy's Disgrace, MD. we were raided by a whole team of cops at out graduation party. One of the cops got tangled up in a barbed wire fence and wound up with a shit ton of stitches. There was no reason they had to charge the house like they were taking down a house full of drug dealers.


My defense? I and the rest of us plead guilty.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (mpXpK)

185 Ironically enough, at the morning meeting it was announced that today is Pretend to be A Time Traveler Day.

So I told them that I'm traveling to Saturday and would be out the rest of the day.

And it's Brownie Day.

1 - 2 - 8

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (hqZPQ)

186 You can't put a ghost in the barrel. He just floats out through the side.

Christopher R Taylor, are you still in Grand Rapids? I grew up there.

No, just went there to college a few years. You know which one if you grew up there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)

187 Wow, self-barreling. How... polite.

Sure sign it's time to start drinking.

Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (NYS7S)

188 In this world where the almighty liberal despots day we can't call a person by their proper gender, lest we be jailed, can't take a leak in a public restroom without fearing some transsexual gazer, can't legally carry a firearm, lest we be callled a maniac, watch football without being assaulted by politics or believe in God, lest we be called a cob or simpleton, these guys are right, damn it.

What you call vice, I call liberty!
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (HGY5U)

___

USA

USA

USA

USA

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (SapVv)

189 What you call vice, I call liberty!


Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (HGY5U)


Aw hell, just words.

If'n it has an outie, it's a boy. If'n it don't, that's a girl. Call 'em as you see 'em. Let the chips fall where they may.

Same thing about carrying a weapon, and smacking a trannie upside the wig in the changing room or the toilet.

Just live like we still have common sense.

See what happens.



Now, where did I leave that red solo cup....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (7UW64)

190 Bryan Singer: Hey, you wanna come to my House party?


Hugh Laurie: Erm... no thanks. Think I'll pass.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (/qEW2)

191 I can only imagine the shit the kid must have gotten in when mom and dad came home. I still to this day have no idea whose house it was.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (SapVv)

Kid I knew threw one of those ragers in high school and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his parents crucified him. Great party.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)

192 >>DUUUUDE. What does mine say?



And then?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

193 Sure sign it's time to start drinking"

Wait...

Who stopped?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (MINbv)

194 192 >>DUUUUDE. What does mine say?



And then?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

No and then.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

195 I love the second dude who talks about creating unintended externalities. That's awesome. Must be an econ major.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (SapVv)

196 I'd copyright "Beer Pong Integrity" because I have a feeling that turn of phrase will be making many righteous quatloos.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (hqZPQ)

197 The ultimate house party was, of course, in Weird Science. Until apocalyptic bikers and an ICBM show up at yours, you didn't have as good a one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)

198 >> Sure sign it's time to start drinking

> Wait...
> Who stopped?

I did - about 7-years ago.

Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (NYS7S)

199 No and then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
---
...and then...

Posted by: Your Cashier at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (JhE5a)

200 "Kid I knew threw one of those ragers in high school
and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room
techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud
light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his
parents crucified him. Great party.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)"
===========
The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)

201 SA-WEET

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (SapVv)

202 197 The ultimate house party was, of course, in Weird Science. Until apocalyptic bikers and an ICBM show up at yours, you didn't have as good a one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)



Always remember, don't forget the doll.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (cAnNx)

203 I see dead people.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (tbOMB)

204 In high school we partied at beer can lake. It was an old gravel pit that had filled up with water. Far from the maddening crowd, it was the scene of many obscenities. Now I think it's a tony subdivision, but back then? A taste of heaven.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (7UW64)

205 Heh. First dude tried to get a date with Lauren Stockholder.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (CcNKy)

206 On the Mueller front, I just read a WSJ article which included the factoid that Andrew Weissmann partied hearty at the Jacob Javits Center during Hillary's 2016 election night festivities.

Posted by: mrp at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (Pqytn)

207 Part of socialization was muscling your way to the keg before it went dry.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (3BFzK)

208 The last party my husband threw when he was in high school, someone actually ripped pages out of one of the family Bibles to roll joints.

One of his siblings called to warn that their dad was coming back from the beach early, and D'oh ran everyone out of the house and started cleaning like mad.

His dad walked in, didn't say a word, and began helping to clean. He walked out of the master bedroom holding up a pair of panties he'd found in the bed and said, "Son. I want you out of here. Tomorrow."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

209 Can't Hardly Wait had an epic house party. Under rated movie IMO

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (SapVv)

210 No, just went there to college a few years. You know which one if you grew up there
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)


Hey, could have been Aquinas or Calvin...

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (y87Qq)

211 200
"Kid I knew threw one of those ragers in high school

and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room

techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud

light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his

parents crucified him. Great party.



Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)"
===========
The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)


Your dong it wrong.


Posted by: Funny the first time at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ymnmz)

212 203 I see dead people.


Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (tbOMB)


Those are just old hobo pelts.

Have you forgotten?

History in the barrel comes in layers, like archeology. But all stuck together.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (7UW64)

213 Just showed this video to someone from LA.

She says that it is totally fake -- the guy is obviously a wannabe actor trying to create a "sizzle reel" to get acting jobs. He made the speech for the purpose it trying to get it to go viral on the Web. Probably wants a part in the remake of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (42M22)

214 Its mystery is exceeded only by its power.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (7ZVPa)

215 I always seem to escape the house parties before law enforcement arrived. Me and Yukon Jack, that is. We were a lucky duo.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (HGY5U)

216 The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day."

No millwork, no fun.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (MINbv)

217 It's always the people you DIDN'T invite who turn those parties into disasters.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (VoMt7)

218 Can't Hardly Wait had an epic house party.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (SapVv)
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Dude, where?!

Posted by: Chad Kruger at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (JhE5a)

219 So, serious question...

It seems pretty obvious that this Nelson woman, aka Yearbook Forger Lass, is a bit of a nutcase. But even with that, if Roy Moore actually did to her what she claims he did to her, what in the name of all the is holy would possess you to let him preside over your divorce action some 20-years later?

All the more reason for me to conclude that It. Did. Not. Happen.

Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (NYS7S)

220 199 No and then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
---
...and then...
Posted by: Your Cashier at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (JhE5a)

NO AND THEN!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

221 200 "Kid I knew threw one of those ragers in high school
and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room
techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud
light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his
parents crucified him. Great party.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)"
===========
The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)

When I was in College, Parents left on a two week summer vacation while I was between semesters....

12 day party, then 2 straight days of cleaning, with lots of people helping...

about 4 days after the Parents got home, my Dad walks in and puts a 6 Pack of Beer on my desk... asked 'is this yours'... smiled and walked away...

He had found it in the POOL FILTER....

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (NgKpN)

222 The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



You weren't in North Texas in '81, were you?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (Aivl/)

223 Someone pointed out earlier that it's faked; It was just intended to make fun of public hearing videos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)

224 The ultimate debate arrives in Skyrim.

https://youtu.be/NAUwTYskCEo

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (cAnNx)

225
Your dong it wrong.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (NyJwR)

226 215
I always seem to escape the house parties before law enforcement arrived. Me and Yukon Jack, that is. We were a lucky duo.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (HGY5U)



The best house parties occur in a field or a skidder landing, with a bonfire.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (tbOMB)

227 Your dong its wrong.

Posted by: Funny the first time at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ymnmz)
---
Obvious fix.

Posted by: Chad Kruger at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (JhE5a)

228 Your dong it wrong.

Wei tu lo!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (QQ+il)

229 223 Someone pointed out earlier that it's faked; It was just intended to make fun of public hearing videos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)

But, see, it fits the narrative, so......

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (7UW64)

230 Your dong it wrong.
=======

I'll show you how to do a dong right.

Posted by: Shep! at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (vg8iE)

231 Shibby!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

232 I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Water Polo Bathing Cap at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (r9UYA)

233 Bang a dong, get it on...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (MINbv)

234 "Son. I want you out of here. Tomorrow."

Like a boss.

Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (7d/38)

235 I just happen to be in San Dimas RIGHT NOW
No Im not kidding 91773

Posted by: MAxIE at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (07OAk)

236
I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (3BFzK)

237 I'm dong it wrong.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

238 235 I just happen to be in San Dimas RIGHT NOW
No Im not kidding 91773
Posted by: MAxIE at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (07OAk)

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Status of high school football? Rules or does not rule?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (SapVv)

239 -
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I promise I won't make you look gay.



Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?


Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)

240 My kid sister threw a high school rager and took CIA-level precautions: everyone parked on the other side of a state park and walked 10 minutes into our backyard. Small guest list, premade cleanup plan. One problem: do-gooder local police saw all the cars parked in the park lot, ran the plates, and called everybody's parents. She hid the one kid's pot baggie in the ashes of the fireplace but forgot because she was shitfaced. Dad found it a few weeks later (no fires in the interim) and never told a soul.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (VoMt7)

241 I promise I won't make you look gay.

--

Ha ha, fooled you

Posted by: Crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (7ZVPa)

242 My dong is wrong.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (JhE5a)

243 236
I promise I won't make you look gay.


Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (3BFzK)



But it will make gay look at you.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (cAnNx)

244 I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Grabbing Other Guys and Wet Humping Them at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (tbOMB)

245 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

There was no other book around in which they could roll joints in. I've heard of dopeheads, but that was beyond dopey.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (8+Ozj)

246 239 -
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I promise I won't make you look gay.



Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?


Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)

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DUDE!!

Posted by: Uggs at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (SapVv)

247 -
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I promise I won't make you look gay.






Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?




Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.


Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

248 She hid the one kid's pot baggie in the ashes of the fireplace but forgot because she was shitfaced. Dad found it a few weeks later (no fires in the interim) and never told a soul.
Posted by: phone of kari



Sounds like Dad fired up a doobie.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (Aivl/)

249 13
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)


Oh, man, and I'm 1689. So close.

Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (fSf/G)

250 Our biggest problem. Was who would leave the keg deposit. Because some times it never made it back. On time it was stuck in somebody's car windshield. But that's another story.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (HGY5U)

251 May be nothing but the first thing I thought was, who signs their full name after a note ending with Love, .....?


Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (ux+5c)

252 DUDE!!

Posted by: Ugg s

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Sweet, what does mine say?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (7ZVPa)

253 I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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That's what I was explaining!

Posted by: Bryan Singer at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (JhE5a)

254 "One problem: do-gooder local police saw all the cars parked in the park lot, ran the plates, and called everybody's parents."

That's good police work, right there.

Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (7d/38)

255 --
I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?

Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)

256 If you get the addon Auriel's Bow Enhanced that's your best ranged weapon in the game; lets you upgrade the bow and boosts it to be better. A skilled archer can one shot snipe dragons with it and stealth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)

257 German Checkpoint Guard: Your papers pleeeeezze.

Driver: Sorry man I only have a pipe.

Posted by: A Child's Garden of Grass at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (3BFzK)

258 Do the yuutes even have parties anymore? A party woudl require being away from TwitterFaceInstaChat for more than 20 seconds.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (SapVv)

259 I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)
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Please credit Emo Phillips. Emo is awesome.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (JhE5a)

260 224 The ultimate debate arrives in Skyrim.

https://youtu.be/NAUwTYskCEo
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (cAnNx)

Please. The ultimate debate in Skyrim is Lydia or Serana.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

261 235 I just happen to be in San Dimas RIGHT NOW
No Im not kidding 91773
Posted by: MAxIE at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (07OAk)

$500,000 for a three-bedroom home on a lot the size of a postage stamp. They aren't kidding about California real estate being crazy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

262 I promise I won't make you look gay.



Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?


Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)



Homos.

Posted by: Bonobos at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (QQ+il)

263 What am I, chopped kale?

Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)



Wrestler's unitard? The original romphim.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (tbOMB)

264 Do the yuutes even have parties anymore? A party woudl require being away from TwitterFaceInstaChat for more than 20 seconds.

Mobile Phones. They're gonna be big

Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (NYS7S)

265 DUDE. You said I...
*Looks around*
You said I wouldn't look gay man.

Posted by: Four socks in five minutes at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (VoMt7)

266 I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag


Totally.
Posted by: Bearded Man Bun

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (Aivl/)

267 And to think all those kids could've spent an wild evening playing Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

So sad that they get to live the rest of their lives with regrets like those.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (vChNs)

268 255
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I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?

Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM

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I almost got away with it.




Posted by: Kevins Spacey's Face at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (pMGkg)

269 One problem: do-gooder local police saw all the cars parked in the park lot, ran the plates, and called everybody's parents.
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LOL! Story of my life. Small town.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (MIKMs)

270 254 "One problem: do-gooder local police saw all the cars parked in the park lot, ran the plates, and called everybody's parents."

That's good police work, right there.
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (7d/3

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Small town?

I grew up in the big bad city where the po-po had actual crimes like murders n' stuff to worry about who parked cars where. My wife grew up in a small town and she's told me stories of bored cops doing all sorts of shit to annoy her and her friends.

It always makes me chuckle.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (SapVv)

271 >>> The thing is, I've been to house parties and they were
neither "raging" nor particularly interesting. Too many people crammed
into a room with too-loud music, all drinking and yelling trying to be
heard above each other, a few puking outside. Boring. Of course I didn't
want to be there to begin with and didn't like beer so I didn't drink
anything. I was the designated driver, as a result, despite knowing
nothing about the city (college, first year, in Grand Rapids, MI).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)

At least you got to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (2cuLk)

272
259 I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)
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Please credit Emo Phillips. Emo is awesome.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (JhE5a)



Philips. Only one L in his name.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (cAnNx)

273 >>I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo


Pfffftttt!

Posted by: RompHims(tm) at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

274 Stacy....I love you!

Posted by: Len at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM


She's yours, guy. Dibs on her mom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (p+Wdc)

275 Skyrim? Videogames? Lame dude. Real men play warband while they wait for bannerlord.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:20 PM (VoMt7)

276 Look MAGA retards - it doesn't matter that that Beverly chick forged...I mean added later.. the date (in a yearbook, of all places!)...

and the location...

and half the "signature"...

Moore's still a child molester and DRUMPF's GOING DOWN!

Fake but accurate, bitches!

Posted by: Never Trump ForEVAR! at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (nGsFZ)

277 "268 255
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I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?

Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM"

Da fuq?

Posted by: Skinny Jeans at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (HGY5U)

278 267 And to think all those kids could've spent an wild evening playing Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

So sad that they get to live the rest of their lives with regrets like those.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (vChNs)

____

I was that weird kid that plated D&D and went to the cool kid parties. Also played varsity sports and hung out with the AV club kids after school.

And yeah D&D could get pretty wild man, lol

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (SapVv)

279 >>I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: 1970s Shorts at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (3BFzK)

280 Moore's still a child molester and DRUMPF's GOING DOWN!
Fake but accurate, bitches!
Posted by: Never Trump ForEVAR! at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (nGsFZ)

Did somebody say Donald Trump?

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (VoMt7)

281 255 --
I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)

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how can I compete with that?

Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)

282 As a introvert I never enjoyed house parties.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (nBr1j)

283 Remember standing by the liquor store to figure out who was having the party?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (HGY5U)

284 I got in trouble on a date once. Seems, I didn't open the car door for her.

Instead, I just swam to the surface.

Posted by: Emo Philips at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (JhE5a)

285 Yep, Skyrim's the best!

Keep buying the game for at least 10 more years. I have colleges to pay for!

Posted by: Todd Howard at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (nGsFZ)

286 I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: 1970s Shorts


And tri-band over-the-calf white socks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (Aivl/)

287 My high school age kids threw a party at our house when wife and I were vacationing. And of course, caused the obligatory big whole in the drywall. But one of their friends dads was a drywaller and son got dads stuff and fixed the wall. Good work too. Only problem was they left all the damaged drywall and other stuff in my trash. Came home and saw strange addition to trash cans and they got busted.

Posted by: Last at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (8HiDF)

288 255 --
I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)

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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)

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This only looks gay. I can explain.

Posted by: Cum on a mustache at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (VoMt7)

289 Ha ! Harvey's Disgrace, was stationed at Bainbridge for a while. Right up from Port Decrepit.

Posted by: NativeNH at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (dtRY5)

290 I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)

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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)


You can't.

Posted by: eight guys sucking off nine guys at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (y87Qq)

291 286 I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: 1970s Shorts


And tri-band over-the-calf white socks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (Aivl/)

Wait -- those were uncool? Boy, THAT sure explains a lot of things.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

292 276 Look MAGA retards - it doesn't matter that that Beverly chick forged...I mean added later.. the date (in a yearbook, of all places!)...

and the location...

and half the "signature"...

Moore's still a child molester and DRUMPF's GOING DOWN!

Fake but accurate, bitches!
Posted by: Never Trump ForEVAR! at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (nGsFZ)

The. Magic Yearbook that time traveled from the end of the school year to December.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (dKiJG)

293 I think my ex-wife had weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil.

I don't know how much she charged him.

Posted by: Emo Philips at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (JhE5a)

294 I got in trouble on a date once. Seems, I didn't open the car door for her.

Instead, I just swam to the surface.
Posted by: Emo Philips
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Do tell.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (tr2D7)

295 My high school age kids threw a party at our house
when wife and I were vacationing. And of course, caused the obligatory
big whole in the drywall. But one of their friends dads was a drywaller
and son got dads stuff and fixed the wall. Good work too. Only problem
was they left all the damaged drywall and other stuff in my trash. Came
home and saw strange addition to trash cans and they got busted.



Posted by: Last at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (8HiDF)

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Missed it by thaaaaat much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 08, 2017 02:25 PM (3BFzK)

296 So anyway, my point was, these kids are heroes as long as they're exercising their freedom of speech to annoy leftists. But they're still annoying and I'm not going to their party and they need to keep it down.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:25 PM (VoMt7)

297 I'll take a night of gaming over a night of drinking cheap beer any day of the week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)

298 I promise I won't make you look gay.

Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM

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I know, right?

Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM

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You said it.

Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)

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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)

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This only looks gay. I can explain.

Posted by: Cum on a mustache at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (VoMt7)




It's icecream!

Posted by: The Penguin at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (QQ+il)

299 "I was that weird kid that plated D&D and went to the cool kid parties."

I DM'd and threw cool kid parties. Maybe we knew each other. Code word was 'fiesta.' Subtle way to indicate what kind of party it would be.

Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (7d/38)

300 I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: 1970s Shorts



Honest injun!
Posted by: Parachute Pants

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (Aivl/)

301 Many is the time I brought my yearbook to work just in case someone was there to sign it. And the boss totally was cool with me whipping it out to get another signature from someone. I'd carry it in my apron while working at the restaurant. Who doesn't??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (39g3+)

302 TOO DAMN FUNNY:

Nolte - Flashback: WaPo Document Expert Said Forged Roy Moore Yearbook 'Consistent with One Writer'

http://tinyurl.com/ya8btmym

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

303 Code word was 'fiesta.' Subtle way to indicate what kind of party it would be.

Posted by: Apostate


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They told me the code word was 'fiero', dammit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (7ZVPa)

304 The Magic Yearbook that time traveled from the end of the school year to December.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (dKiJG)

The best part is that they forged it to say "Christmas 1977. 12/4/77." What? The fuck? Also who signs a yearbook at Christmas?

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (VoMt7)

305 I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: 1970s Shorts

Nor will this mesh halfshirt, leather vest, and suspicious ring on a thong around your neck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

306 Also who signs a yearbook at Christmas?

Posted by: phone of kari

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Santa, of course.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (7ZVPa)

307 291 286 I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: 1970s Shorts


And tri-band over-the-calf white socks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (Aivl/)


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*** Flop Sweating ***

Posted by: parachute pants at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (vChNs)

308 299 "I was that weird kid that plated D&D and went to the cool kid parties."

I DM'd and threw cool kid parties. Maybe we knew each other. Code word was 'fiesta.' Subtle way to indicate what kind of party it would be.
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (7d/3

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Heh.

The school I went to wasn't segregated for the most part into the cool / uncool. Everyone kind of hung out with everyone.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (SapVv)

309
The best part is that they forged it to say "Christmas 1977. 12/4/77." What? The fuck? Also who signs a yearbook at Christmas?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (VoMt7)

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Who mentions Christmas on Dec 4th?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (SapVv)

310 I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM


Just in time for all those hard-to-buy-for relatives and/or office Secret Santas,
Cabela's has Crocs for 50% off, INCLUDING the stylish and Horde Favorite Camo Crocs.

Or, you can buy them for yourself. NTTIAWRT,OC.

Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (ctuyM)

311 My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers... Damn anthropologists.

I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather, "A truck!"

-- Emo Philips

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (JhE5a)

312 287 My high school age kids threw a party at our house when wife and I were vacationing. And of course, caused the obligatory big whole in the drywall. But one of their friends dads was a drywaller and son got dads stuff and fixed the wall. Good work too. Only problem was they left all the damaged drywall and other stuff in my trash. Came home and saw strange addition to trash cans and they got busted.

Posted by: Last at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (8HiDF)

Am I the only one that finds it weird to take a vacation without your kids, I enjoy spending time with with my son and wife. I don't understand couples that take separate vacations.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (dKiJG)

313 Nolte - Flashback: WaPo Document Expert Said Forged Roy Moore Yearbook 'Consistent with One Writer'

In fairness, he was an FBI handwriting expert so incompetence is not unexpected.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 02:30 PM (QQ+il)

314 I laughed at the lot o you fags

Posted by: The Mullet at December 08, 2017 02:30 PM (vChNs)

315 289
Ha ! Harvey's Disgrace, was stationed at Bainbridge for a while. Right up from Port Decrepit.

Posted by: NativeNH at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (dtRY5)

Yeah, I lived in a boarding house in Port Decrepit run by 7 Day Adventists.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2017 02:30 PM (mpXpK)

316 Also who signs a yearbook at Christmas?

That's wierd but not completely impossible. Its just an oddity. The very inexplicable part was adding a very specific date on to the already dated signature in a different handwriting and ink.

But as Mr. Peebles notes above, Washington Post's crack handwriting analyst said it was totes legit.

And leftists are now saying "well it wasn't forged, forged" and "no evidence was manufactured, dude!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

317 "The school I went to wasn't segregated for the most part into the cool / uncool. Everyone kind of hung out with everyone."

Didn't you say you went to the cool kid parties?

Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (7d/38)

318 34% of millenials would rather have sex with bots.

34% of millenials are pretty damn bad at sex.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (3BFzK)

319 Am I the only one that finds it weird to take a vacation without your kids, I enjoy spending time with with my son and wife. I don't understand couples that take separate vacations.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio



Fantasy Island doesn't allow children.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (Aivl/)

320 The school I went to wasn't segregated for the most part into the cool / uncool. Everyone kind of hung out with everyone.

That's what happens when you're in a one-room school house with all grades and a schoolmarm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)

321 Well they're not stupider than the Egg McMuffin gang so they got that going for them.

Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (FhXTo)

322 79 New Dustin Hoffman Accuser Details 'Horrific' Groping on Broadway...
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Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)

The original play tanked in New Haven. Had to bring in new writers to tighten the story and punch up the lyrics.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (nXmFZ)

323 311
My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.



You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers... Damn anthropologists.



I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather, "A truck!"



-- Emo Philips

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (JhE5a)

Not Emo PhilipsI poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, only bigger.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (DxWUs)

324 Fantasy Island doesn't allow children.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (Aivl/)

Neither does pedo island...oh wait.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (3BFzK)

325 Can anyone give a really quick low-effort explanation of what the hell the yearbook is supposed to prove? Was it the special edition yearbook that can only be signed by people who molested you? Those were like $10 extra at my school.

Like, I'm curious what it would prove if he did in fact sign it, but I'm also monstrously lazy and don't care enough to research this on my own. Thanks!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 02:33 PM (y87Qq)

326 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2017 02:34 PM (mpXpK)

327 That's wierd but not completely impossible. Its just an oddity. The very inexplicable part was adding a very specific date on to the already dated signature in a different handwriting and ink.

But as Mr. Peebles notes above, Washington Post's crack handwriting analyst said it was totes legit.

And leftists are now saying "well it wasn't forged, forged" and "no evidence was manufactured, dude!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)
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The weird part was the "DA". Apparently, the lady's divorce certificate was signed "Roy More, 'DA'" --when he was a judge. And what I read is that his assistant Doris Adams puts her initials after the signature when she signs as a proxy for Judge Moore.

Doris Adams wouldn't be Moore's assistant until 19 years later.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:34 PM (JhE5a)

328 Nood wrong dong

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 02:36 PM (QQ+il)

329 Am I the only one that finds it weird to take a vacation without your kids,

Well, truthfully the idea of taking a vacation from the teen boy sometimes sounds appealing. Never done it, though I;'d worry too much. I have gone away overnight or two with a friend to celebrate a big birthday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)

330 Who mentions Christmas on Dec 4th?
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (SapVv)

It was actually the 22nd, not the 4th. I just grabbed a date. Sorry for the fake news.

Still, who writes the date twice?

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:37 PM (VoMt7)

331 Just don't know why I can the vids never play here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 02:43 PM (aMlLZ)

332 ok lets try it again.

I don't know why I can never play the vids here, they just never play.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 02:44 PM (aMlLZ)

333 Am I the only one that finds it weird to take a vacation without your kids,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
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Not at all. Also on that list, vacations without a wife.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:48 PM (JhE5a)

334 WHAT UP CITY COUNCIL!!!

Posted by: sans_sheriff at December 08, 2017 02:48 PM (SIVRK)

335 >>>65 Putting up videos is cheating Ace.

if you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'

but then, if you're cheatin' you're also not really trying


I'm not really trying today, I admit. I'm really wiped and I haven't had a vacation in forever. Like two years. Yeah, Thanksgiving, and that was great, but I'm just so tired of the grind.

It's friday. Honestly, this was meant to be my end-of-day silly post, but I was working on other posts and just fired this one out to have some content up.

Posted by: Michael Hutchence With Noose and Jerksock at December 08, 2017 03:07 PM (8rNrN)

336 Am I the only one that knows Chad Kroeger is the singer from Nickleback?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 08, 2017 03:52 PM (Ri/rl)

337

"My first introduction to manhood came when the captain of my water polo team, Boomer Kingsley, asked me to shotgun a tall can of Bud Light in front of the whole squad at his End of the Season Bash."


Duuude! ... lube ... ?

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 08, 2017 03:53 PM (FlRtG)

338 That was hilarious.

Totally inappropriate and awesome.

The Official at the end gets props for what he said too.

Probably best laugh any of them had all day...maybe all week.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 08, 2017 04:46 PM (L282n)

339 The first video is from @BobMenery's feed. I gotta tell ya, this guy is a real delight.

I like how you think he might be a real sportscaster, and then he starts swearing!

In every video!

Every. Single. Video!

It's hilarious!

Hahaha, I've never heard anyone swear before! How droll!

Posted by: I also like how Will Ferrell always yells. Very fresh. at December 08, 2017 04:47 PM (+INtM)

340
Delta House (Party)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2017 11:49 PM (IcLGl)

341 Please support our illegal underage drinking. Help us become alcoholics, potential rapists. Support us as we drive drunk on our way to get more alcohol for the party. Help us become irresponsible adults and blend in with the population of Duuuudes.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 09, 2017 09:50 AM (+9AX9)

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