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Young Patriot Speaks at Public Hearing Defending His Right to Party
Video of the year by far! Omg pic.twitter.com/B4Cjds8mOc
— Bob Menery (@BobMenery) December 7, 2017
There's a SECOND bro I'm crying 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZTNPt7iSaO
— Monica Chon (@MonicaChon) December 7, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 01:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:28 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Bill (or Ted) at December 08, 2017 01:29 PM (e0yja)
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Gumby at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (cVBQ/)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Andrew W K Lyrics at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (e0yja)
If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause
if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind
over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
Posted by: Pauly from Encino, man at December 08, 2017 01:30 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Beastie Boys at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (EzdLW)
And Ace quashes the start of the Blog War of Theology "just like that"!!
*sniiiiiiiiiiifffs*
New thread smell
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (ctuyM)
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: McMuffin at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (RiEBD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2017 01:32 PM (1Oy/Q)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:32 PM (fdYaI)
Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2017 01:33 PM (zGsgt)
Posted by: Monk at December 08, 2017 01:34 PM (g4lFK)
'Whoa! Thanks for your time? What kind of a lame ass answer is that? I need some stash so I can refill the beer-o-rator!"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:34 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2017 01:34 PM (WonQS)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (fdYaI)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: David Silver at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Monk at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Time-traveling Abe Lincoln at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (oUzmL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Stacy McMillan at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Gumby at December 08, 2017 01:36 PM (cVBQ/)
Should've done that for the "Arrow Delivery System" or "Chili, ok with carrots or not" blog wars...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:37 PM (MINbv)
"Well, it is the event that every man looks forward to with a bowl of petroleum jelly sitting right next him."
Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at December 08, 2017 01:37 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (MINbv)
Pervnado now has swept up Dustin Hoffman.
*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)
Well, he did play a woman once.
Hmmm, so did John Travolta. Any takers he'll get wrapped up in any of this?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:38 PM (fdYaI)
*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)
Ooooh, male or female harassee?
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sean at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (La6Ty)
*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:35 PM (r9UYA)
Is it safe?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 08, 2017 01:40 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Lloyd Dobbler at December 08, 2017 01:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2017 01:40 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Jmel at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (jcxxg)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Stacy's mom at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Stacy McMillan's mom at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (oUzmL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: saf at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (cS/ge)
Dude. "BUD LIGHT???"
Take yo punk ass outta here.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Dilly dilly!
Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jmel at December 08, 2017 01:41 PM (jcxxg)
Kid doesn't know anything about beer. Says "dude" too much. Low energy. SAD.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: mercenary13 at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (nvesC)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: S.E. Cupp's Used Panties at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 01:43 PM (NgKpN)
BUT BUT, SHE ONLY ANNNNOOOOTTTAAAATTTEEEDD THE YEARBOOK !!!!11!1!1!
BUT BUT, MOORE IS STILL A CHIIIIIIIILD MOLESTERRRRRRRRRR!!
BUT BUT DRUMPF SUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKSSSSSSS!!!11!!11!
They are, a laugh riot. Them getting smacked-down is pretty awesome too.
OK, back to your regularly scheduled party...
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Pokey at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (cVBQ/)
Yeah, these guys are childish knuckleheads. But under that is a parody of these kind of hearings, using the same patterns of speech, pitches, pleas to how society is benefited by [insert cause here] and so on. Its great satire on public hearings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (MINbv)
Where they bonded over Martinis...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (NgKpN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk
(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right to Party
Pretty well done for absurdist theoretical constructs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (MIKMs)
Its a Hail Mary to end the theological debates and Mormon bashing in the last thread.
For some reason a post about what a chucklehead nevertrumpers are turned into that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jd at December 08, 2017 01:45 PM (oUzmL)
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Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)
3 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Posted by: Bill (or Ted) at December 08, 2017 01:29 PM (e0yja)
Niether of them said that.
69 dudes!
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: brak at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Encino Man at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (NgKpN)
Didn't Horrific Groping open for Motorhead once? Like in 81?
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (fdYaI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (NWiLs)
Seriously, you just can't teach that.
Posted by: Rockysan99 at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: Len at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (twG1r)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)
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I resisted the temptation of being trivia-pedant.
But, now that that can of worms is open: it was the "differenter" football jock before them.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (JhE5a)
LOL. I think "Horrifc Groping" actually starts out on the road before t comes to Broadway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (8+Ozj)
To be fair, I have heard that Nickelback is a rollicking good time live show.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (DxWUs)
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Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)
I saw Horrific Groping open for the Sex Pistols in...
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (SapVv)
Does this mean that Nickelback is cool?
Posted by: mercenary13 at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (nvesC)
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
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Ah, the Sex and Groping tour.
I hear they are due for a reunion.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (JhE5a)
Hah this sounds like your experience:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKp2CrfmVfw
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (SapVv)
Considering that much of the American Revolution, started in a BAR???
Well.. yes... it would be.
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (fdYaI)
3 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Posted by: Bill (or Ted) at December 08, 2017 01:29 PM (e0yja)
Niether of them said that.
69 dudes!
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)
Correct. That was the meathead football player trying desperately to salvage his foundering presentation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Caliban at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (A8if7)
You may remember him as the hot property for the 2012 presidential primary. As I recall, ace was digging on him. Up until he quit after Iowa.
Anyway, do you feel the Pawlentymentum?
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (WonQS)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (SapVv)
Well.. yes... it would be.
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (NgKpN)
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Revolution, the beer pong of the 18th century...
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (cAnNx)
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I resisted the temptation of being trivia-pedant.
But, now that that can of worms is open: it was the "differenter" football jock before them.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM (JhE5a)
Yep. Bill and Ted didn't have to pander to the crowd to get the cheap pop.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)
But Waterloo? couldn't find it...
Magic Mountain Water park though....
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (EzdLW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRxy-ZqiHs
NSFW, language.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (MIKMs)
Now that was a *boing*
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (fdYaI)
Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (1Oy/Q)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)
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And Napoleon really was a dick!
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:52 PM (JhE5a)
I remember when I found out that San Dimas is an actual place. It rocked my 14 year old world. Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:50 PM (SapVv)
The city put on the map by a water park
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (DxWUs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRxy-ZqiHs
NSFW, language.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 01:51 PM (tbOMB)
So this is a curling thread?
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (T71PA)
Was there really Mormon bashing? Bah. Glad I was stuck in meetings and missed it.
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (hvf9s)
I hear they are due for a reunion.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:49 PM (JhE5a)
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With Special Guest Release the Franken!
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (fdYaI)
=====
Aurora, IL in a Pacer. Truth.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: dave at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (oc4YC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (DxWUs)
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Dust...wind...dude
People really underestimate that movie as an absurdist work of art. (Second one not so much--but funny in places).
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:54 PM (SapVv)
And like... I think they totally nailed Lincoln...
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: DocJ
Motorboating. '83 @ the Orpheum.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (39g3+)
So this is a curling thread?
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 01:53 PM (T71PA)
You gotta curl if you want GAINZZ for your GUNZZ, brah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Wasn't that hard on the horses?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)
I can only imagine the shit the kid must have gotten in when mom and dad came home. I still to this day have no idea whose house it was.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (NWiLs)
Dude!
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Wasn't that hard on the horses?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)
They used snorkels.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (APwVC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Wasn't that hard on the horses?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)
Like.... Sea Horses Dude....
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:56 PM (39g3+)
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I heard it both ways.
Posted by: Shawn Spencer at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (JhE5a)
It's like saying "we need a law!" to prevent more shootings like Sutherland, TX. But the laws were already in place. The USAF did not report the Kelley's situation to the FBI. What could a new "house party" law possibly entail?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (/qEW2)
The thing is, I've been to house parties and they were neither "raging"
nor particularly interesting. Too many people crammed into a room with
too-loud music, all drinking and yelling trying to be heard above each
other, a few puking outside. Boring. Of course I didn't want to be
there to begin with and didn't like beer so I didn't drink anything. I
was the designated driver, as a result, despite knowing nothing about
the city (college, first year, in Grand Rapids, MI).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)
Your dong it wrong. The key is beer.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (ux+5c)
People really underestimate that movie as an absurdist work of art. (Second one not so much--but funny in places).
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:55 PM (JhE5a)
It was a funny movie, and don't forget to set your watch Ted. And Luther totally shreds.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (MINbv)
I can only imagine the shit the kid must have gotten in when mom and dad came home. I still to this day have no idea whose house it was.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (SapVv)
My parents went away the weekend of prom when my sister was a senior. I was a Sophomore. The party at home BEFORE prom resulted in every single table surface in the house being full of empty beer cans.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:00 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:00 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
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His brother Marco wouldn't like it.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:00 PM (JhE5a)
You know, Hail Mary is kind of triggering because it invokes the interssetional nature of the Holy Roman church and highlights the schisms that arose in the Reformation.
*runs away*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (y87Qq)
House was completely trashed, ceiling fans ripped down, piano in the pool, and for the coup de grace, they slashed the convertible top on the dad's very expensive classic sports car.
Most excellent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
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Ah, the Sex and Groping tour.
I hear they are due for a reunion.
Posted by: Axeman
Not all of them want to get together.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)
It says: "Wut?"
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2017 01:58 PM (APwVC)
Too articulate and make too much sense to be him.
And I'll see myself to the barrel.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)
Dude!
Posted by: DR.WTF
--
Sweet! What does mine say?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)
DUUUUDE. What does mine say?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (NWiLs)
Mmmmmm....Friday.
Now, it's only 10:00 a.m., but I have great hopes for the future....of this fine evening.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (7UW64)
Que?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (MINbv)
'Things Paolo never heard ....
and I'll take Never Heard for 500 Alex....
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (NgKpN)
People can no longer enjoy their recreational liberties. Think about house parties where people really put down their differences. Do you get stupid? Of course, but that's the point isn't it? Laugh at ourselves a little and make fun of our differences which suddenly after a few keg stands don't seem that bad?
In this world where the almighty liberal despots day we can't call a person by their proper gender, lest we be jailed, can't take a leak in a public restroom without fearing some transsexual gazer, can't legally carry a firearm, lest we be callled a maniac, watch football without being assaulted by politics or believe in God, lest we be called a cob or simpleton, these guys are right, damn it.
What you call vice, I call liberty!
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (HGY5U)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)
You mean, they let you out?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (Aivl/)
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Snorkels. And we used mules.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (DxWUs)
RADICAL!
Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (DxWUs)
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Why would you ask me that, Dave?
Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (JhE5a)
And I'll see myself to the barrel.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)
There's a space heater under the garbage if you need it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 08, 2017 02:03 PM (fdYaI)
Your dong it wrong"
Que?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 01:59 PM (MINbv)
Damn, I need new reading glasses.....or something.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (NWiLs)
Wait. What YEAR is it?
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (EoRCO)
My defense? I and the rest of us plead guilty.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (mpXpK)
So I told them that I'm traveling to Saturday and would be out the rest of the day.
And it's Brownie Day.
1 - 2 - 8
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (hqZPQ)
Christopher R Taylor, are you still in Grand Rapids? I grew up there.
No, just went there to college a few years. You know which one if you grew up there
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (NYS7S)
What you call vice, I call liberty!
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (HGY5U)
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USA
USA
USA
USA
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:02 PM (HGY5U)
Aw hell, just words.
If'n it has an outie, it's a boy. If'n it don't, that's a girl. Call 'em as you see 'em. Let the chips fall where they may.
Same thing about carrying a weapon, and smacking a trannie upside the wig in the changing room or the toilet.
Just live like we still have common sense.
See what happens.
Now, where did I leave that red solo cup....
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (7UW64)
Hugh Laurie: Erm... no thanks. Think I'll pass.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 01:57 PM (SapVv)
Kid I knew threw one of those ragers in high school and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his parents crucified him. Great party.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (MINbv)
And then?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (W+vEI)
No and then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
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...and then...
Posted by: Your Cashier at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (JhE5a)
and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room
techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud
light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his
parents crucified him. Great party.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)"
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The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Always remember, don't forget the doll.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (CcNKy)
Posted by: mrp at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (3BFzK)
One of his siblings called to warn that their dad was coming back from the beach early, and D'oh ran everyone out of the house and started cleaning like mad.
His dad walked in, didn't say a word, and began helping to clean. He walked out of the master bedroom holding up a pair of panties he'd found in the bed and said, "Son. I want you out of here. Tomorrow."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Hey, could have been Aquinas or Calvin...
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (y87Qq)
"Kid I knew threw one of those ragers in high school
and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room
techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud
light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his
parents crucified him. Great party.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)"
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The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)
Your dong it wrong.
Posted by: Funny the first time at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 08, 2017 02:08 PM (tbOMB)
Those are just old hobo pelts.
Have you forgotten?
History in the barrel comes in layers, like archeology. But all stuck together.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (7UW64)
She says that it is totally fake -- the guy is obviously a wannabe actor trying to create a "sizzle reel" to get acting jobs. He made the speech for the purpose it trying to get it to go viral on the Web. Probably wants a part in the remake of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (HGY5U)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (SapVv)
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Dude, where?!
Posted by: Chad Kruger at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (JhE5a)
It seems pretty obvious that this Nelson woman, aka Yearbook Forger Lass, is a bit of a nutcase. But even with that, if Roy Moore actually did to her what she claims he did to her, what in the name of all the is holy would possess you to let him preside over your divorce action some 20-years later?
All the more reason for me to conclude that It. Did. Not. Happen.
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
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...and then...
Posted by: Your Cashier at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (JhE5a)
NO AND THEN!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (NWiLs)
and we got up and cleaned that house like a bunch of Swiss clean room
techs. The next day. Felt like we were IN a movie. Somebody left a bud
light can behind the tissues in the downstairs bathroom, though, and his
parents crucified him. Great party.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:05 PM (VoMt7)"
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The ones I went to usually involved drywall work the next day.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)
When I was in College, Parents left on a two week summer vacation while I was between semesters....
12 day party, then 2 straight days of cleaning, with lots of people helping...
about 4 days after the Parents got home, my Dad walks in and puts a 6 Pack of Beer on my desk... asked 'is this yours'... smiled and walked away...
He had found it in the POOL FILTER....
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
You weren't in North Texas in '81, were you?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (NyJwR)
I always seem to escape the house parties before law enforcement arrived. Me and Yukon Jack, that is. We were a lucky duo.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:10 PM (HGY5U)
The best house parties occur in a field or a skidder landing, with a bonfire.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Funny the first time at December 08, 2017 02:09 PM (ymnmz)
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Obvious fix.
Posted by: Chad Kruger at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)
But, see, it fits the narrative, so......
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Shep! at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Water Polo Bathing Cap at December 08, 2017 02:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (7d/38)
No Im not kidding 91773
Posted by: MAxIE at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (07OAk)
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (oVJmc)
No Im not kidding 91773
Posted by: MAxIE at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (07OAk)
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Status of high school football? Rules or does not rule?
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (SapVv)
--
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (JhE5a)
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (3BFzK)
But it will make gay look at you.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Grabbing Other Guys and Wet Humping Them at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (tbOMB)
There was no other book around in which they could roll joints in. I've heard of dopeheads, but that was beyond dopey.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (8+Ozj)
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I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)
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DUDE!!
Posted by: Uggs at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (SapVv)
--
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: phone of kari
Sounds like Dad fired up a doobie.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (Aivl/)
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)
Oh, man, and I'm 1689. So close.
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (HGY5U)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (ux+5c)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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That's what I was explaining!
Posted by: Bryan Singer at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (JhE5a)
That's good police work, right there.
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (7d/38)
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: A Child's Garden of Grass at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)
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Please credit Emo Phillips. Emo is awesome.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (JhE5a)
https://youtu.be/NAUwTYskCEo
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:11 PM (cAnNx)
Please. The ultimate debate in Skyrim is Lydia or Serana.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (KUaJL)
No Im not kidding 91773
Posted by: MAxIE at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM (07OAk)
$500,000 for a three-bedroom home on a lot the size of a postage stamp. They aren't kidding about California real estate being crazy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)
Homos.
Posted by: Bonobos at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)
Wrestler's unitard? The original romphim.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (tbOMB)
Mobile Phones. They're gonna be big
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Four socks in five minutes at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag
Totally.
Posted by: Bearded Man Bun
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:18 PM (Aivl/)
So sad that they get to live the rest of their lives with regrets like those.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (vChNs)
--
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM
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I almost got away with it.
Posted by: Kevins Spacey's Face at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (pMGkg)
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LOL! Story of my life. Small town.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (MIKMs)
That's good police work, right there.
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (7d/3
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Small town?
I grew up in the big bad city where the po-po had actual crimes like murders n' stuff to worry about who parked cars where. My wife grew up in a small town and she's told me stories of bored cops doing all sorts of shit to annoy her and her friends.
It always makes me chuckle.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (SapVv)
neither "raging" nor particularly interesting. Too many people crammed
into a room with too-loud music, all drinking and yelling trying to be
heard above each other, a few puking outside. Boring. Of course I didn't
want to be there to begin with and didn't like beer so I didn't drink
anything. I was the designated driver, as a result, despite knowing
nothing about the city (college, first year, in Grand Rapids, MI).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)
At least you got to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (2cuLk)
259 I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets willowed at December 08, 2017 01:31 PM (WbIyz)
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Please credit Emo Phillips. Emo is awesome.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:17 PM (JhE5a)
Philips. Only one L in his name.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: RompHims(tm) at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Len at December 08, 2017 01:47 PM
She's yours, guy. Dibs on her mom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:20 PM (VoMt7)
and the location...
and half the "signature"...
Moore's still a child molester and DRUMPF's GOING DOWN!
Fake but accurate, bitches!
Posted by: Never Trump ForEVAR! at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (nGsFZ)
--
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM"
Da fuq?
Posted by: Skinny Jeans at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (HGY5U)
So sad that they get to live the rest of their lives with regrets like those.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2017 02:19 PM (vChNs)
____
I was that weird kid that plated D&D and went to the cool kid parties. Also played varsity sports and hung out with the AV club kids after school.
And yeah D&D could get pretty wild man, lol
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (SapVv)
Posted by: 1970s Shorts at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (3BFzK)
Fake but accurate, bitches!
Posted by: Never Trump ForEVAR! at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (nGsFZ)
Did somebody say Donald Trump?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (VoMt7)
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)
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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (HGY5U)
Instead, I just swam to the surface.
Posted by: Emo Philips at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (JhE5a)
Keep buying the game for at least 10 more years. I have colleges to pay for!
Posted by: Todd Howard at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: 1970s Shorts
And tri-band over-the-calf white socks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Last at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (8HiDF)
I promise I won't make you look gay.
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)
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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)
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This only looks gay. I can explain.
Posted by: Cum on a mustache at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: NativeNH at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (dtRY5)
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)
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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)
You can't.
Posted by: eight guys sucking off nine guys at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: 1970s Shorts
And tri-band over-the-calf white socks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (Aivl/)
Wait -- those were uncool? Boy, THAT sure explains a lot of things.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
and the location...
and half the "signature"...
Moore's still a child molester and DRUMPF's GOING DOWN!
Fake but accurate, bitches!
Posted by: Never Trump ForEVAR! at December 08, 2017 02:21 PM (nGsFZ)
The. Magic Yearbook that time traveled from the end of the school year to December.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (dKiJG)
I don't know how much she charged him.
Posted by: Emo Philips at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (JhE5a)
Instead, I just swam to the surface.
Posted by: Emo Philips
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Do tell.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (tr2D7)
when wife and I were vacationing. And of course, caused the obligatory
big whole in the drywall. But one of their friends dads was a drywaller
and son got dads stuff and fixed the wall. Good work too. Only problem
was they left all the damaged drywall and other stuff in my trash. Came
home and saw strange addition to trash cans and they got busted.
Posted by: Last at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (8HiDF)
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Missed it by thaaaaat much.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 08, 2017 02:25 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:25 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Speedo at December 08, 2017 02:13 PM
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I know, right?
Posted by: crocs at December 08, 2017 02:14 PM
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You said it.
Posted by: moped at December 08, 2017 02:15 PM (pMGkg)
What am I, chopped kale?
Posted by: ManBag at December 08, 2017 02:16 PM (NYS7S)
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how can I compete with that?
Posted by: Dick in your ass at December 08, 2017 02:22 PM (vChNs)
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This only looks gay. I can explain.
Posted by: Cum on a mustache at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (VoMt7)
It's icecream!
Posted by: The Penguin at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (QQ+il)
I DM'd and threw cool kid parties. Maybe we knew each other. Code word was 'fiesta.' Subtle way to indicate what kind of party it would be.
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (7d/38)
Posted by: 1970s Shorts
Honest injun!
Posted by: Parachute Pants
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Nolte - Flashback: WaPo Document Expert Said Forged Roy Moore Yearbook 'Consistent with One Writer'
http://tinyurl.com/ya8btmym
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Apostate
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They told me the code word was 'fiero', dammit.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 02:24 PM (dKiJG)
The best part is that they forged it to say "Christmas 1977. 12/4/77." What? The fuck? Also who signs a yearbook at Christmas?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: 1970s Shorts
Nor will this mesh halfshirt, leather vest, and suspicious ring on a thong around your neck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: 1970s Shorts
And tri-band over-the-calf white socks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (Aivl/)
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*** Flop Sweating ***
Posted by: parachute pants at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (vChNs)
I DM'd and threw cool kid parties. Maybe we knew each other. Code word was 'fiesta.' Subtle way to indicate what kind of party it would be.
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:26 PM (7d/3
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Heh.
The school I went to wasn't segregated for the most part into the cool / uncool. Everyone kind of hung out with everyone.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:28 PM (SapVv)
The best part is that they forged it to say "Christmas 1977. 12/4/77." What? The fuck? Also who signs a yearbook at Christmas?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:27 PM (VoMt7)
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Who mentions Christmas on Dec 4th?
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (SapVv)
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Just in time for all those hard-to-buy-for relatives and/or office Secret Santas,
Cabela's has Crocs for 50% off, INCLUDING the stylish and Horde Favorite Camo Crocs.
Or, you can buy them for yourself. NTTIAWRT,OC.
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (ctuyM)
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers... Damn anthropologists.
I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather, "A truck!"
-- Emo Philips
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Last at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (8HiDF)
Am I the only one that finds it weird to take a vacation without your kids, I enjoy spending time with with my son and wife. I don't understand couples that take separate vacations.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (dKiJG)
In fairness, he was an FBI handwriting expert so incompetence is not unexpected.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 02:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Mullet at December 08, 2017 02:30 PM (vChNs)
Ha ! Harvey's Disgrace, was stationed at Bainbridge for a while. Right up from Port Decrepit.
Posted by: NativeNH at December 08, 2017 02:23 PM (dtRY5)
Yeah, I lived in a boarding house in Port Decrepit run by 7 Day Adventists.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2017 02:30 PM (mpXpK)
That's wierd but not completely impossible. Its just an oddity. The very inexplicable part was adding a very specific date on to the already dated signature in a different handwriting and ink.
But as Mr. Peebles notes above, Washington Post's crack handwriting analyst said it was totes legit.
And leftists are now saying "well it wasn't forged, forged" and "no evidence was manufactured, dude!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Didn't you say you went to the cool kid parties?
Posted by: Apostate at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (7d/38)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Fantasy Island doesn't allow children.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (Aivl/)
That's what happens when you're in a one-room school house with all grades and a schoolmarm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (FhXTo)
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Bah. I'll wait until they take Horrific Groping on the road.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 01:46 PM (JhE5a)
The original play tanked in New Haven. Had to bring in new writers to tighten the story and punch up the lyrics.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (nXmFZ)
My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers... Damn anthropologists.
I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather, "A truck!"
-- Emo Philips
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (JhE5a)
Not Emo PhilipsI poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, only bigger.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (Aivl/)
Neither does pedo island...oh wait.
Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 08, 2017 02:32 PM (3BFzK)
Like, I'm curious what it would prove if he did in fact sign it, but I'm also monstrously lazy and don't care enough to research this on my own. Thanks!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2017 02:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2017 02:34 PM (mpXpK)
But as Mr. Peebles notes above, Washington Post's crack handwriting analyst said it was totes legit.
And leftists are now saying "well it wasn't forged, forged" and "no evidence was manufactured, dude!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)
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The weird part was the "DA". Apparently, the lady's divorce certificate was signed "Roy More, 'DA'" --when he was a judge. And what I read is that his assistant Doris Adams puts her initials after the signature when she signs as a proxy for Judge Moore.
Doris Adams wouldn't be Moore's assistant until 19 years later.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:34 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2017 02:36 PM (QQ+il)
Well, truthfully the idea of taking a vacation from the teen boy sometimes sounds appealing. Never done it, though I;'d worry too much. I have gone away overnight or two with a friend to celebrate a big birthday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 08, 2017 02:29 PM (SapVv)
It was actually the 22nd, not the 4th. I just grabbed a date. Sorry for the fake news.
Still, who writes the date twice?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 08, 2017 02:37 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 02:43 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 08, 2017 02:44 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2017 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
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Not at all. Also on that list, vacations without a wife.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2017 02:48 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at December 08, 2017 02:48 PM (SIVRK)
if you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
but then, if you're cheatin' you're also not really trying
I'm not really trying today, I admit. I'm really wiped and I haven't had a vacation in forever. Like two years. Yeah, Thanksgiving, and that was great, but I'm just so tired of the grind.
It's friday. Honestly, this was meant to be my end-of-day silly post, but I was working on other posts and just fired this one out to have some content up.
Posted by: Michael Hutchence With Noose and Jerksock at December 08, 2017 03:07 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 08, 2017 03:52 PM (Ri/rl)
"My first introduction to manhood came when the captain of my water polo team, Boomer Kingsley, asked me to shotgun a tall can of Bud Light in front of the whole squad at his End of the Season Bash."
Duuude! ... lube ... ?
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 08, 2017 03:53 PM (FlRtG)
Totally inappropriate and awesome.
The Official at the end gets props for what he said too.
Probably best laugh any of them had all day...maybe all week.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 08, 2017 04:46 PM (L282n)
I like how you think he might be a real sportscaster, and then he starts swearing!
In every video!
Every. Single. Video!
It's hilarious!
Hahaha, I've never heard anyone swear before! How droll!
Posted by: I also like how Will Ferrell always yells. Very fresh. at December 08, 2017 04:47 PM (+INtM)
Delta House (Party)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2017 11:49 PM (IcLGl)
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