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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Before The Wedding
Firs Sergeyevich Zhuravlev
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:26 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 11, 2017 09:26 AM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: MAC SOG at December 11, 2017 09:27 AM (czkHE)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 09:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2017 09:27 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 09:27 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (7JbXq)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (N6CVU)
Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (18eb5)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 09:29 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:29 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:29 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (jsWA
Or cold feet. Either way, not the happiest day of her life.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 09:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (18eb5)
https://tinyurl.com/ybz94k45
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 09:31 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: kallistto at December 11, 2017 09:31 AM (bYk1t)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:31 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 09:31 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (jjaLl)
In time you will come to appreciate me [licks her with enormous tongue]
Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at December 11, 2017 09:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Flounder at December 11, 2017 09:32 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 09:32 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (r9UYA)
And he's six feet tall, at least from side to side.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (Enq6K)
DING DONG - a limerick
The bride-to-be Susannah Belton
Betrothed to Sir Roger G. Helton
'Til dad splashed his daughter
With a half glass of water
"Dammit Daddy. Now you've done it. I'm meltin'!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (nV+c8)
Nothing.
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you know i take that back- the title, before the wedding, so her father or guardian
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:34 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (Enq6K)
Summary: It's Trump's fault.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
Well, it's obviously President Trump's fault. Obviously.
According to the newz, so there's that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:34 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 11, 2017 09:34 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (Enq6K)
https://tinyurl.com/ybz94k45
Posted by: Kris
Kris, looks like a typical French affair - signing of contracts before the wedding
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (QC/4S)
Prolly wouldn't change anything.
No consummation for you!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (N6CVU)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 11, 2017 09:34 AM (u0s1P)
Maybe she's just overcome with joy that the groom is reasonably sober.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (LiyEm)
"The incident happened just days after President Trump sparked
demonstrations across the world by recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's
capital city "
They went there in less than an hour.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (+Dllb)
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It's pretty amazing that the population of that place can listen to and agree with them saying that the very people who blew them up are the most wonderful among us.
I'm sure they are more concerned with a backlash at this point.
What's next on the script?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 09:36 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (Enq6K)
Cross dressing brother?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 09:36 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mongerel at December 11, 2017 09:36 AM (QkRei)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 09:37 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:37 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (Enq6K)
I'm thinking Mom and Dad, trying to think up a way to make her go through with it (or to console her, depending on what happened).
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
And so a guy from Bangladesh lights one up in New York.
Just shut up, MFM.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:37 AM (CClpm)
demonstrations across the world by recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's
capital city "
So the terrorist is innocent already and it's all PDT's fault, eh?
*sigh* I miss the old days when people were responsible for their own actions...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 09:37 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (Enq6K)
Over / under on how soon they lecture the deplorables about a backlash?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 09:37 AM (kqsXK)
According to the intertubez, it took less time than that...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:38 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:38 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 09:38 AM (LiyEm)
I Wanted It To Be Perfect - a limerick
Oh, Daddy please help me, she wailed
My trousseau is awful, I've failed
I wanted some lace
To cover my face
I've looked ev'rywhere, to no avail.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:39 AM (wPiJc)
Governor Cuomo: Anyone can go on the internet and build this kind of device.
Damn internet!
Damn libraries!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 09:39 AM (IqV8l)
And doesnt want bears at the wedding.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 11, 2017 09:39 AM (0KI28)
New York has inadequate suicide bomb laws.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:39 AM (CClpm)
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2017 09:39 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:40 AM (CXrpl)
https://tinyurl.com/y7qdssan
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:40 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2017 09:40 AM (1Oy/Q)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM (ux+5c)
http://tinyurl.com/yd7j7x6j
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)
Bombs did not exist before the intertubes and outrage did not exist before the Jerusalem decision. Also electoral college and medical care. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM (Boy/L)
also check out the wall art - eastern orthodox?
Poor girl. Clearly she needs a hug.
Posted by: simplemind at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM (faOlp)
Posted by: Lance McCormick
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Thread Winner, early on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:42 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at December 11, 2017 09:43 AM (18eb5)
"But Dad, xer biological father voted for TRUMP!!! Whaaaaaaa!"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 09:43 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:43 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2017 09:43 AM (bYk1t)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:44 AM (CClpm)
He shouldn't have been thinking about humping those 72 virgin goats.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2017 09:44 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM
But he's a nice man, a good man....
Posted by: Yenta at December 11, 2017 09:44 AM (a61qO)
So now you're blaming Al Gore?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:44 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: kraken
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It's a trap!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Godfather Cuomo at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (QLvwG)
Hogarth's "Marriage ala Mode" is a series of six paintings criticizing the British aristocracy. The link I posted is the first in the series. The story gets more tragic as it goes. The groom on the far left gets murdered by the lover of his wife (the tearful girl next to him), but not before giving her syphilis, from which she will die in the last panel. Their very young son will be left orphaned and destitute. Sad.
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (nwqNw)
So now you're blaming Al Gore?
Posted by: t-bird
Ah crap. Let me check my notes....Ummmm.
How about Indiana?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (8ikIW)
http://tinyurl.com/yd7j7x6j
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)
Yeah, I'm going with arranged marriage, as in "Oh no, now it's time for our wedding night!"
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2017 09:46 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:46 AM (ux+5c)
Posted by: simplemind at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM
Da.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2017 09:46 AM (a61qO)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 09:46 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:47 AM (gCJeK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2017 09:47 AM (a61qO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (QLvwG)
In other words, she found out he's hung like a raisin.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 11, 2017 09:47 AM (aMlLZ)
Hogarth's "Marriage ala Mode" is a series of six paintings criticizing the British aristocracy. The link I posted is the first in the series. The story gets more tragic as it goes. The groom on the far left gets murdered by the lover of his wife (the tearful girl next to him), but not before giving her syphilis, from which she will die in the last panel. Their very young son will be left orphaned and destitute. Sad.
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (nwqNw)
! That's not exactly uplifting, now is it...
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (zSVEm)
Young Bride's Lament - a limerick
In spite of her mother's srong urgin'
She said, Dad, I can't marry young Spurgeon
Whate'er shall I say
When we go all the way
And he finds out that I'm not a virgin?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (wPiJc)
30 Oh here come Cuomo and DeBlasio to blather on and on and on.....
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:33 AM (Enq6K)
Summary: It's Trump's fault.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
Why didn't Cuomo the Lessr and DeCommio pass a law and take his bomb away.
Why they hate subway riders so much?
DO SOMETHING!
Posted by: Leftists Retards Everywheree at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (ymnmz)
Just what that girl needs to brighten up her day!
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: Radio Shack at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: corn and beans at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (tkNkP)
http://tinyurl.com/yd7j7x6j
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM
Yeesh. Who's the guy in the doorway, Dracula?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (a61qO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (QLvwG)
Afterwards she is told she should not worry as her groom is nicknamed the Lizard for good reason.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:49 AM (ux+5c)
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Given the consequences, I'm not seeing the problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:49 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Corona at December 11, 2017 09:49 AM (88+VL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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The groom?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:49 AM (7Cr6v)
http://tinyurl.com/yd7j7x6j
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:41 AM
Yeesh. Who's the guy in the doorway, Dracula?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (a61qO)
It only hurts the first time!
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM (bYk1t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM (aMlLZ)
Yeesh. Who's the guy in the doorway, Dracula?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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The groom?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:49 AM (7Cr6v)
Nah... stableboy...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (QC/4S)
Jump The Gun - a limerick
She suffers her father's strong wrath
As she deals with the grim aftermath
For just yesterday
She had a roll in the hay
By the side of the old bridal path
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: corn and beans at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (tkNkP)
He just told her he's going to garrote her husband with it....after telling him he's sending him to Las Vegas....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Speaking of uplifting, if you're a fuller figured girl like me, be sure to try Playtex's 18-hour bra. It lifts AND separates!
Posted by: Jane Russell at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (QLvwG)
IT'S A CLOCK.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Don't blame us!
Posted by: Radio Shack
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It's entirely my own design!
Posted by: Ahmed, boy genius at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (7Cr6v)
What is the significance of the scarf that Dad is holding?
Garrett in the garret with a garrote.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (W0N9v)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2017 09:50 AM
Scented oil on canvas. LOL!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (a61qO)
Posted by: Paolo at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (rGtm/)
"He's gonna stick what, where?!"
Posted by: Corona at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (88+VL)
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/940225353158660096
Posted by: spypeach at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (myc22)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (QC/4S)
A new groom sleeps queen.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:53 AM (MINbv)
Here was my response to Vertafore:
Sure, but first I would like you to know that I made a mockery of your psychological evaluation.
I object on an ethical basis to those, so I just lied throughout and told the evaluation what I thought it would like to hear. I note that it worked. So if you wanted to test for sociopaths and cheats, then congratulations, you'll have the best in Denver.
I didn't much approve of the cognitive portion either (although here I didn't cheat). The arithmetical sections can be gamed by practice, like on a SAT. I expect that younger applicants will do better at those.
Those guys, Vertafore, are to be fucked in particular.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:53 AM (6FqZa)
This time it was residing in the kitchen underneath a pile of recycling
Have a wonderful yesterday everyone - yes it's Tuesday here and see you tonight *hugs*
Posted by: Aussie at December 11, 2017 09:53 AM (HWsLq)
Posted by: It's My Party at December 11, 2017 09:53 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:49 AM (7Cr6v)
Nah... stableboy...
Posted by: kraken
Wearing a man bun and a dress?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (rGtm/)
The Russians really knew how to paint. I never studied them in school, but CBD is giving me some really good ones to contemplate and enjoy.
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Jane Russell at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:45 AM (nwqNw)
So, basically R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet".
Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (XMDuf)
He asked for her number TWICE???? What a cad!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (MINbv)
A couple lets a computerized matchmaking system match them and they get married first time they meet. The show follows the marriage. It turns out as one would expect.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (ux+5c)
Posted by: Rockysan99 at December 11, 2017 09:55 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:55 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: THIS... is CNN at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (7HtZB)
A couple lets a computerized matchmaking system match them and they get married first time they meet. The show follows the marriage. It turns out as one would expect.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (ux+5c)
It's clear that the only reason someone would do that sort of thing is to get their 15 min of fame, and I have no desire to patronize that sort of behavior, no matter how you dress the premise of the show.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (KUaJL)
.
.
.
.Trump asked for her phone number and she is traumatized! My god people she thought he might fire her if she refused to give it to him. He needs to resign immediately, blah, etc. sexual assault.
OMG really that's all they have?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Jane Russell
If he flips you over, you'll be having puppies!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (rGtm/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 09:57 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:57 AM (MINbv)
I guess if ¡Jeb! had been there, he'd have told them that it was impossible, but they're doing it.
China has it's head on straight wrt Muslims, as does Myanmar. Eastern European countries and even Australia's catching on. When will we get a clue?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:57 AM (/qEW2)
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/940225353158660096
Posted by: spypeach at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (myc22)
Oh FFS! We have reached peak stupidity. Although, every time I say that, we seem to be able to go even lower.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:57 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 09:58 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:58 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (ux+5c)
Wasn't that the plot to "Dharma and Greg"?
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2017 09:58 AM (nwqNw)
One of the victims of PDT, poor dear, she must have been permanently traumatized. "
He asked for her number TWICE???? What a cad!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (MINbv)
Some of my marriages were committed whimsically, others because I thought I was serious about it THIS TIME, no joke... the last one... was unplanned...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 09:58 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Corona at December 11, 2017 09:58 AM (88+VL)
Never marry someone in your size?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (r9UYA)
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/940225353158660096
Posted by: spypeach at December 11, 2017 09:52 AM (myc22)
Oh FFS! We have reached peak stupidity. Although, every time I say that, we seem to be able to go even lower.
.
.
.
.And the left thinks this is a deadly serious charge against Trump, serious enough to go on National TV and make these claims in an effort to get him to resign or to get him impeached.
They are literally insane.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (+Dllb)
Where are they getting this from?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (XMDuf)
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/940225353158660096
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She was so traumatized, she gave him her phone number.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (sX1BW)
A couple lets a computerized matchmaking system match them and they get married first time they meet. The show follows the marriage. It turns out as one would expect.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:54 AM (ux+5c)
I watched a few of them a while. Did ANY of the marriages last? Is it still on?
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (Enq6K)
You would cry too, if it happened to you.
Posted by: It's My Party at December 11, 2017 09:53 AM (ctuyM)
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The author of that song is a homosexual. Maybe that's the issue.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 11, 2017 10:00 AM (y8m+O)
Geez. Tough crowd.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)
Yes... and grizzled, hardbitten and cynical...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:00 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 10:01 AM (6FqZa)
They are literally insane.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (+Dllb)
They really are insane. They cannot even imagine the nationwide eyeroll this will get.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 10:01 AM (Enq6K)
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:01 AM (QLvwG)
So the newlyweds, one recently graduated from Harvard, the other from Yale, were one their honeymoon train ride. As they prepared to consummate their vows, the discussion led to the education of the offspring.
"Yale" "Harvard" "Yale" "Harvard" went the ever more heated shouting match, late into the evening.
Finally, a frustrated fellow traveler, obviously wishing for sleep, shouted "Stick it in her ***, and send whatever comes out to Princeton"
So there's that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 10:01 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 11, 2017 10:02 AM (y8m+O)
I do not think any of them lasted to my knowledge. I get my info from the girls at work who watched it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 10:02 AM (ux+5c)
She just found out her husband-to-be is a cross dresser who wears naughty women's lingerie at night.
Arnold Layne
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:02 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (XMDuf)
They make it up....like most of their "news".
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2017 10:03 AM (1Oy/Q)
Don't do shit but I still get paid...
Sorry, old joke just popped into my head....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 10:03 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 11, 2017 10:03 AM (y8m+O)
She just found out her husband-to-be is a cross dresser who wears naughty women's lingerie at night.
Arnold Layne
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:02 AM (IqV8l)
Nathan Lane...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Spypeach at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (myc22)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (sX1BW)
Where are they getting this from?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (XMDuf)
Depends on the poll. If it's from The Committee to Impeach Trump, Dammit then it might not be terribly reliable.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (RD7QR)
Crazy fox Poll has Moore down by 10 points I wonder how accurate that is?
Posted by: Spypeach at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (myc22)
Fox is trolling.... of course..
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: kraken
Lane Bryant
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (8ikIW)
Jack LaLane?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Under Fire
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Bolshevik
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (7Cr6v)
Speaking of uplifting, if you're a fuller figured girl like me, be sure to try Playtex's 18-hour bra. It lifts AND separates!
Posted by: Jane Russell at December 11, 2017 09:51 AM (QLvwG
But they never demonstrated exactly what was lifted and separated.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2017 10:06 AM (brIR5)
The bride just learned her future husband is a Democrat.
Posted by: Under Fire
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Bolshevik
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (7Cr6v)
But you repeat yourself...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:06 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: kraken
Lane Bryant
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (8ikIW)
Jack LaLane?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 10:05 AM (jjaLl)
Penny Lane.
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2017 10:06 AM (1Oy/Q)
Posted by: the duodenum at December 11, 2017 10:06 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:07 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mika B. at December 11, 2017 10:07 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:07 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:07 AM (Boy/L)
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We already established he was a Democrat.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 10:08 AM (sX1BW)
Above is a true story of an Orthodox Christian martyr from the time that Islam occupied much of Europe. On an anniversary of 9/11 our Dean told the story to the congregation.
Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 10:08 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Tami
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*feverishly waves 1040 forms around*
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 11, 2017 10:09 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Rockysan99 at December 11, 2017 10:10 AM (m7LQK)
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Jeez. Just imagine if he had been a practicing Muslim.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 11, 2017 10:10 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 10:10 AM (ux+5c)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:10 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Tami
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*feverishly waves 1040 forms around*
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 11, 2017 10:09 AM (7Cr6v)
SOURCES CONFIRM TRUMP EMAIL FROM 2005 TIES HIM TO LEE HARVEY OSWALD.
Posted by: CNN...hold our beer. at December 11, 2017 10:11 AM (CClpm)
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:11 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:11 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: RI Red at December 11, 2017 10:11 AM (NIljS)
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He ain't the only one!
Posted by: Mika B. at December 11, 2017 10:07 AM (vg8iE)
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it just looks that way relative to the size of your overused mish.
And you know what happened to the last girl who criticized Mr. Happy....
Posted by: Murder'n Joe at December 11, 2017 10:11 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 10:12 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:11 AM (RD7QR)
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Don't bother. Moore doesn't stand a chance. It's going to be an early night.
#Wynning
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 11, 2017 10:12 AM (y8m+O)
Crazy fox Poll has Moore down by 10 points I wonder how accurate that is?
Posted by: Spypeach at December 11, 2017 10:04 AM (myc22)
Fox is shit.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:13 AM (r9UYA)
.
.
.It's a garbage poll. They don't show their methodology or breakdown and some of their margins of error are at 7%. Junk.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 10:13 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 10:13 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:14 AM (zSVEm)
The odds of this shithook being in the country legally are falling by the minute.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:14 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:15 AM (zSVEm)
Looks like every generation (and culture) has its share of drama. Good to know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 10:15 AM (hyuyC)
.
.
.It's a garbage poll. They don't show their methodology or breakdown and some of their margins of error are at 7%. Junk.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 10:13 AM (+Dllb)
Oh FFS. That means the cumulative error is right up there with the odds of Shep being straight. Sorry I wasted any worry over this.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:15 AM (RD7QR)
Governor Cuomo: Anyone can go on the internet and build this kind of device.
IT'S A CLOCK.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 09:47 AM (gCJeK)
Really?
Oh. Clocks.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Shep! at December 11, 2017 10:16 AM (veoSD)
Thank you for your response.
We have selected another candidate, but we will retain your information for future reference.
Best Regards,
Posted by: Vertafore at December 11, 2017 10:16 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:17 AM (zSVEm)
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He ain't the only one!
Posted by: Mika B. at December 11, 2017 10:07 AM (vg8iE)
Mika dear, where do you think they held the mish sales show?
Posted by: Joe S. at December 11, 2017 10:17 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:17 AM (8ikIW)
Just caught news that Mario Batali is off The Chew for sexual harassment (grabbing women's breasts and buttocks).
I've never cared for the fat, crocs-wearing f*cker (but I do love his pasta at Eataly).
Just imagining that greasy bastard groping someone skeeves me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2017 10:17 AM (mpXpK)
I'm wondering if the idea of "approval rating" for politicans means anything at all. It's not really useful if you go from "dislike" to "vehemently hate" a politician, because you weren't going to vote for him anyway. And that seems like it's what is going on here. The people who didn't like and would never have voted for Trump have grown stronger in their hatred, but that change doesn't manifest itself in any real way since you can't not vote for someone more than once.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (8ikIW)
TBH, I've never heard that idiom before - I had to reverse-guess it on bing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Love Gun at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (JoQAu)
Posted by: Will Bynn at December 11, 2017 10:19 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 11, 2017 10:19 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Well then, we DETEST him!
How does that score?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Love Gun at December 11, 2017 10:19 AM (JoQAu)
Back from the drug store.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
What'a bring me?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (
All out of Oxy....
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:20 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2017 10:17 AM (mpXpK)
Was there a pair of sneakers hanging from the powerline?
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2017 10:20 AM (1Oy/Q)
Hey, it's $10! Don't mock!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2017 10:21 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Yodel at December 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QLvwG)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 10:23 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 11, 2017 10:23 AM (e8kgV)
Hey, it's $10! Don't mock!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
*shoves $5 through USB*
buy another cookbook babe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:23 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: Love Gun at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (JoQAu)
I ordered last Thursday also. Was suppose to arrive yesterday. Although I doubted that from the get go. I don't get Sunday deliveries. Then yesterday that changed it to 'Arrive Monday by 8 pm'. It's not showing that it's out for delivery yet. If it doesn't arrive today, I'll contact Amazon too.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 09:35 AM (Enq6K)
Easily understandable mistake. This is a rendering of the scene from Spazeretski's novel Whadafu. The woman in the hall is her lesbian lover. They were going to open a carpet munching, I mean, carpet cleaning business in St. Petersburg. The bigoted patriarch is informing her he will sell her to the Cossacks before he allows her to dishonor him in this fashion, instead of marrying the doddering old fool, Borsch Blintz. "But, father! His drool bucket is so repulsive!" One of the most famous scenes in Russian literature.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Downcast at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (CH3Is)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (QLvwG)
This is a wild outlier. I can't imagine who they were polling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (QQ+il)
Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering. And Suffering is receiving another fruit cake for Christmas!
Posted by: Yodel at December 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QLvwG)
You mean doorstop... another doorstop... fruitcake was invented by Satan, right after the Fall...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (zSVEm)
I sort of think that Alabama will not elect a Hard Left California style Communist ... because, you know, Alabama and all...
Posted by: kraken
The Manhattan Republicans on the John Batchelor Show assured me that Doug Jones would be a Republican in any state other than Alabama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 11, 2017 10:23 AM (e8kgV)
Angry at his parents for naming him Akayed, maybe.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)
Back from the drug store.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
What'a bring me?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:18 AM (8ikIW)
A bill for Lisenipril
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (mpXpK)
One thing is for certain...I will never be wanting for something good to make for dinner.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (PFy0L)
Just bought three cookbooks this morning. Yay me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (veoSD)
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"If you recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, you will force us to commit terror attacks"
That reasoning reminds me of
"Buy this magazine, or we'll shoot this dog"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Count de Monet
That's what..
Nope not going to say it
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (FhXTo)
This is a wild outlier. I can't imagine who they were polling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (QQ+il)
Every tenured professor at Bama.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Rhett at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Spypeach at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (myc22)
Posted by: Downcast at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (CH3Is)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (Sm9GU)
We are all going to feel that way in the camps anyway.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (Boy/L)
"This is costing me a bundle. If she backs out of this at the last minute shes dead."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (xFBfz)
This is a wild outlier. I can't imagine who they were polling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (QQ+il)
Every tenured professor at Bama.
==
they polled voters in NYC
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 10:27 AM (QC/4S)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! So long, you sanctimonious nitwit. Or should that be "arrivederci?"
Jerk.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 10:27 AM (PFy0L)
" Ordered two cookbooks last Thursday, supposed to arrive yesterday."
My order, prime, ordered Thursday, has also been delayed to today or tomorrow. problem seems to be at USPS. Weirdly another different Amazon prime order placed on Friday was delivered, by USPS, last night.
Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 10:27 AM (zOpu5)
245 FOX News 12/7-12/10 1127 LV Jones +10
This is a wild outlier. I can't imagine who they were polling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (QQ+il)
Every tenured professor at Bama.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 11, 2017 10:26 AM (RD7QR)
Do not believe that Alabama is that dumb.... Illinois dumb....
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:27 AM (zSVEm)
Bill OReilly Tape of anti Trump person offering cash for sex claims against Trump contains at least three crimes
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (bsdd3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:24 AM (IqV8l)
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Wait, they did that on purpose?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: @JRandomMoron at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (ctuyM)
Damn internet!
Damn libraries!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 09:39 AM (IqV8l)
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If that's the case, we'd better be extra careful about who we allow to come here if practically everyone would have this capability. Is that what you're trying to say, Mr. Cuomo?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (/qEW2)
I'm going to say restricted to the seventh congressional district. For reasons.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:29 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Zombie Nelson Rockefeller at December 11, 2017 10:29 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: @JRandomMoron at December 11, 2017 10:28 AM (ctuyM)
Its an algorithm. You might as well combine them into clown dollars.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:30 AM (xFBfz)
Does anybody know if the Moron Cookbook is paperbound or spiral? I hate breaking the spine of a book; spiral-bound would be more user-friendly when you're cooking.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 10:30 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:31 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:31 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:31 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mama lurking behind half-opened door at December 11, 2017 10:32 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Zombie Nelson Rockefeller at December 11, 2017 10:29 AM (ylUqT)
Zo, is this a bad time to ask about your muzzer?
Posted by: Sigmund Freud, Unwanted Wedding Guest at December 11, 2017 10:32 AM (RD7QR)
Transgender bitcoin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:31 AM (B+qrE)
Damn, I forgot the diversity exponent.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:32 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 09:56 AM (rGtm/)
That one has a long slow fuse. Am still chuckling, you bastard!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:33 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:33 AM (zSVEm)
Dammit, not more math. Remember, no math on this blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2017 10:33 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2017 10:34 AM (kqsXK)
paperbound or spiral? I hate breaking the spine of a book; spiral-bound
would be more user-friendly when you're cooking.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 10:30 AM (kqsXK)
Paperbound
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:34 AM (QLvwG)
The recipes aren't complicated at all. Imonna make the Italian pot roast for this evening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:35 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CNN reporting from Muscovy at December 11, 2017 10:35 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: biblio at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (6FY0P)
Paperbound
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:34 AM (QLvwG)
Whew, i was hoping they wouldn't go with the AoSHQ Style Manual format. Stained bar napkins.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (xFBfz)
In Alabama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (mpXpK)
I had bought a new programmable Crockpot, and decided to do more cooking in it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Instant Pot?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mother Russiagate at December 11, 2017 10:37 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 10:38 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Instant Pot?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)
My wife and I got an instant pot as a wedding present and the thing is awesome. Everything a crock pot can do in 1/5 the time.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 10:38 AM (KUaJL)
In Alabama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I'm thinking T-Bone's buddy isn't actually an asset there.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 10:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)
No. I may get one yet. Kroger has the large Insta-Pot for $79.00. I'm just never in a huge hurry to cook anything.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:38 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2017 10:38 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Fritz
She has the worms and I do love to fish.
Just the puncline
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:39 AM (8ikIW)
Early night for Moore.
Posted by: Will Bynn at December 11, 2017 10:19 AM (r9UYA)
****
Bynn you magnificent bastard! I read your cookbook!
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:39 AM (zSVEm)
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I feel like you guys can see right into my bedroom.
Posted by: Mika B. at December 11, 2017 10:40 AM (1mXjg)
Now I can make dinner in a leisurely fashion.
*buffs nails*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:40 AM (ptqGC)
Oh, and Mario Batali?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! So long, you sanctimonious nitwit. Or should that be "arrivederci?"
Jerk.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 10:27 AM (PFy0L)
Next course this evening is Anthony Bourdain.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 10:41 AM (ymnmz)
The recipes aren't complicated at all. Imonna make the Italian pot roast for this evening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:35 AM (ptqGC)
Ya know, i had a slow cooker. Then I watched late night TV and a commercial came on for an electric pressure cooker and I thought , "OMG! Its like a slow cooker only FAST!"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob "Cannibal Bobs Pressure Cookers.com!" at December 11, 2017 10:41 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: Disconsolate Russian bride at December 11, 2017 10:41 AM (LQLeS)
Once, I canceled the order that had gotten pushed back yet another two days, immediately re-ordered the things, and had it on my doorstep within hours. Usually, I don't re-order but that time, I really needed that stuff and couldn't easily get it elsewhere. I'm just getting a little sick of Amazon screwing around with their Prime customers. Promise delivery on a particular day, DELIVER on that day. Not a difficult concept and if their own in-house system doesn't work, go back to UPS.
Posted by: AngelEm, mostly lurking at December 11, 2017 10:42 AM (75Xvv)
When you retire though, you smell it all day long and are ready to take off the lid about 2 PM and just start eating
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2017 10:43 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:44 AM (fA1SL)
Yeah, but half the fun of a traditional crockpot is filling the house with the heavenly scents of its contents for hours.
BTW, my cookbook has yet to arrive. Any crockpot recipes in it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:44 AM (tRaq7)
Just close your eyes and think of Russiagate.
Posted by: Mama lurking behind half-opened door at December 11, 2017 10:32 AM (LQLeS)
Just close your eyes and think of abortion.
Posted by: Leftists Retards Everywheree at December 11, 2017 10:44 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Their strategy must be getting 120% black turnout and the few white liberals that they keep stationed there. I don't think that model will work in Alabama like it does in, say, Philadelphia.
Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
ps -- I despise Hogarth. Worked for a man who collected it. Bleah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (MIKMs)
I'm gonna return it I think.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:31 AM (r9UYA
Has that asshole, Chris Wallace, had pudgy Karl and that other imbecile, Joe Trippi, on for "expert analysis"?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (y7DUB)
BTW, my cookbook has yet to arrive. Any crockpot recipes in it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:44 AM (tRaq7)
Mine has a slow cooker setting. So it's really the best of both worlds.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (KUaJL)
Thanks to him, I bought a box of See's mixed chocolates.
Then I went and ordered bagels, rugelach, babka and some cheese from Zabar's.
Then chocolate covered stuffed figs.
And someone else was talking about steaks, so I bought Mr. D and I a beautiful steak sampler package for our 10th wedding anniversary.
Thank you, CBD. Well, my credit card company thanks you.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:46 AM (zSVEm)
In Alabama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I'm thinking T-Bone's buddy isn't actually an asset there.
Hey! I'm down here too! Don't forget me!!
Posted by: Deval Patrick at December 11, 2017 10:46 AM (O5Q3r)
I'm getting everyone I know that for Christmas
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:46 AM (8ikIW)
You know what's going to help make it an early night for Moore? Doug Jones has Cory Booker campaigning with him.
In Alabama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
****
Even better were the patently, offensively racist flyers that the Jones campaign admitted (!) to sending that basically said: "Think if a black man raped a white girl someone a-gonna make him a Senator?" They really should have added the words "Jive *ss honkey!" to the end and the picture should have had the black guy mid bites on a big wedge of watermelon to REALLY drive the point home. The point being: Democrats are insanely racists (even though they falsely, ad nauseum, accuse Republican of being so) and treat the black community like a "Votes Plantation" form which they never, ever want them to escape by upward mobility.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (Fb9aZ)
I like spiral bound cookbooks and quilting books, too.
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Count de Monet
That's what..
Nope not going to say it
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:25 AM (8ikIW)
That's what we all hope they will say....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:44 AM (tRaq7)
Yes
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (tRaq7)
I'm getting everyone I know that for Christmas.
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:46 AM (8ikIW)
It really is a great surprise.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (xFBfz)
The Trump accusers are doing a press conference right now in NYC.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
Here comes the Jujitsu.
Let's see how it works.......this time.
BTW, is Franken still in his office? Has anyone asked him a firm date that he is leaving. Why wait Al? So many questions for Al, the admitted and documented groper.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (ymnmz)
[ ] Noted
[ ] Unnoted
[x] That look when Eleanor Clift "speaks."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 10:48 AM (iR/ne)
The Trump accusers are doing a press conference right now in NYC.
Posted by: JackStraw
That's certainly more important than Bangladeshi Bomber.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 10:49 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:49 AM (zSVEm)
Hot dawg. B'Gal's been after me to make something in ours. She's on a low sodium diet after her most recent hospital stay a couple of weeks ago, so I'll do a little bit of adjusting.
Mmmm, crockpot cooking...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:49 AM (tRaq7)
Do we have to listen to all 19 ?
Posted by: Yeah at December 11, 2017 10:49 AM (/rP6z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (z/8Yh)
Has that asshole, Chris Wallace, had pudgy Karl and that other imbecile, Joe Trippi, on for "expert analysis"?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (y7DUB)
Probably but, I'm not really sure as I rarely if ever watch that Fox shit anymore.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (r9UYA)
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I can second that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
Do we have to listen to all 19 ?
Posted by: Yeah at December 11, 2017 10:49 AM (/rP6z)
she wants to hear them shart all over themselves.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
He looked at us with lust in his heart! [Sobs]
Posted by: Randomly chosen women who once passed Trump in the hallway at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (8ikIW)
paperbound or spiral? I hate breaking the spine of a book; spiral-bound
would be more user-friendly when you're cooking.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 10:30 AM (kqsXK)
Paperbound
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:34 AM (QLvwG)
You can take it to Kinko's, or whatever they're called now, and they'll switch it over to spiral bound. I did this with a bunch of my piano books.
Posted by: Valu-Rite at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (ooHqV)
REMOVE KEBAB
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (fA1SL)
Yeah, these guys seem to be premature in MANY aspects of their lives.
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (Fb9aZ)
I've always believed Democrats were--and still are--the real racists. Look at it this way--just as all Democrat sex offenders are allowed to slide because they hold the "correct" view on abortion, etc., it logically follows that holding the correct view on civil rights issues allows them to be racist as they want--in private. Woule love to hear what Dems--and Hollywood liberals for that matter say about blacks in private.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2017 10:52 AM (7uYFy)
There's a reason why two previous wives got tired of his crap.
His late intern is unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 10:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Wife makes a great pot roast, pork roast and a pork carnitas.
Winter meals and plenty of leftovers
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:52 AM (8ikIW)
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I can second that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
The ones I've met arrogantly brag about their "Iranian friend, their Mexican friend, their black friend". Tiresome and racist. They only see color.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 10:53 AM (xFBfz)
Do we have to listen to all 19 ?
Posted by: Yeah
That is your punishment for voting for him
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (8ikIW
Would you say the Communists have rounded up a plethora of accusers?.
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:53 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (z/8Yh)
Ain't nobody horny enough to marry Lena, and I say that as a former teenage boy.
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 11, 2017 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
Love that movie - one of my favorite westerns og all time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Paulo at December 11, 2017 10:54 AM (h/uSM)
I like spiral bound cookbooks and quilting books, too.
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 10:47 AM (CXrpl)
Actually, I didn't know that, booknlass. Thank you! When my copy arrives, I'll take it over to the nearest Staples and see if they can do it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 10:54 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: kraken
I thought pinatas were the only thing that came in plethoras.
The thinks you learn here
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:55 AM (8ikIW)
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The ones I'm talking about use the "n" word for blacks like that is the appropriate conversational term.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 10:55 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:55 AM (8ikIW)
Uh oh, Lena Dunham gets a note that her swain has run off to join the French Foreign Legion instead of marrying such an emotional train wreck as her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (z/8Yh)
Ain't nobody horny enough to marry Lena, and I say that as a former teenage boy.
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 11, 2017 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
What?.. Not desperate enough for the Pillsbury Dough Girl?
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (zSVEm)
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I can second that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
I can third it.
Northern Democrats. Racist assholes to the core.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 10:44 AM (tRaq7)
Yes
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but mostly crackpot
Posted by: The Paulo at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (fA1SL)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycdmhg3k
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 10:55 AM (8ikIW)
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+100
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 10:57 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: Valu-Rite at December 11, 2017 10:51 AM (ooHqV)
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BINDERS full of recipes????
Posted by: MSM at December 11, 2017 10:57 AM (h/uSM)
Too early to go home, though not too early to drink.
Guess I'll have a cup of tea and try to write for the next half-hour. See you all later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2017 10:58 AM (kqsXK)
357. What's his name?
That's Jose.
Jose! Take off your hat! Hold it up! Higher! Higher!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (fA1SL)
Classic!
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:58 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 10:58 AM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Daily Mail, doing intrepid journalism at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (KBjDG)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (zSVEm)
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explains the yeasty smell
Posted by: MSM at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (h/uSM)
I know I know, this is a political action not a legal action. But somewhere the line can be crossed.
It's pretty clear the gropergate activities are being used as political tools by the left, they have suffered friendly fire as a result and still they double down on half truths and outright lies. Alred had to back away fromt he yearbook thingy. Is she in charge of this grope (Ha. Not a typo) of accusers?
It's funny, because they have suffered friendly fire on their own side, they seem to think this adds credibility to the false accusations or that there is some fairness tabulation that says if they burn one of their own they get to burn one of the Reps. They keep forgetting about the internet and that the drumbeat from the networks is only a small part of the communication stream compared to the old days when it was 100% of the communication stream.
They have learned well the message that the drumbeat of accusations does still take a toll, though; unless it can be turned back against them.
We will see.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
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*sigh* so I guess all the blue-on-blue bloodletting really was just an attempt to ramp up to this? At least they'll switch modes from "Russian collusion".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 11:00 AM (z/8Yh)
In order to deal with my sex addiction, I'll be attending grope therapy sessions.
Posted by: Al Franken at December 11, 2017 11:01 AM (/qEW2)
Disconsolate Russian bride
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He hacked my erection, too!
Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2017 11:01 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
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*sigh* so I guess all the blue-on-blue bloodletting really was just an attempt to ramp up to this? At least they'll switch modes from "Russian collusion".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (/qEW2)
There was never an investigation about Russian collusion, there has never been a mass shooting in Vegas, and we've always been at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 11, 2017 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
I shall return!
(Sore, achy, and blistered, but triumphant over tree droppings)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 11:01 AM (QLvwG)
Just wondering.
Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 11:01 AM (aT+Bx)
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They better all look spectacular...else obvious fake news
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (h/uSM)
The Trump accusers are doing a press conference right now in NYC.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
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*sigh* so I guess all the blue-on-blue bloodletting really was just an attempt to ramp up to this? At least they'll switch modes from "Russian collusion".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (/q
Eh... Truly, they are no match for Trump... in the Progressives lifetimes, they have never encountered, politically, anyone like Trump.... their Playbook is useless for him...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (xFBfz)
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We really need to remind you?
Posted by: Your Betters at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (vg8iE)
Mark Foley got drummed out of office for sending some weird ass emails.
Stay strong Alabama, the media, dhimms and GOPe are trashing you for no other reason than your support of a man who has forty year old allegations that cannot be verified and cannot be brought up for charges because of the time that has lapsed.
I do not know if Roy Moore did any of the things he is being accused of, and neither does anyone else except the parties involved. Do not let the groups against Moore influence your vote. You do you.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 09:59 AM (r9UYA)
And he looks like Harry Waxman!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (ZM2xo)
In order to deal with my sex addiction, I'll be attending grope therapy sessions.
Posted by: Al Franken
____________________________________
They're playing rope-a-grope.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 11:02 AM (LQLeS)
Disconsolate Russian bride
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He hacked my erection, too!
Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2017 11:01 AM (LQLeS)
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No ones hack mi erection. 100 percent!!!!
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at December 11, 2017 11:03 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 11:03 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 11:04 AM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:04 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 11:04 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 11:05 AM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 11:05 AM (LQLeS)
To reach her audience of two.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 11:05 AM (B+qrE)
So Mee Again Kelly is "interviewing" three of trumps "accusers" today? Swell
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:04 AM (O2RFr)
She is now merely a caricature .... laughingstock on the Left... and the Right... the price you pay for wearing that Red Dress...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (SapVv)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (AM1GF)
(And I have to go through/under the Port Authority on the subway tomorrow to go to a City office downtown. Wonderful.)
Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (BIsma)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
Sincerely fight the left.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2017 11:07 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Maritime at December 11, 2017 11:07 AM (lKmt3)
We'll know soon
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:07 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 11:07 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JackStraw"
This must be a make-up Festicus Giving-Holiday present for their nutcase base. Russian collusion turned out to be lump of coal.
Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2017 11:08 AM (MxEKc)
I'm just curious. What exactly is Trump alleged to have done?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
Not playing the traditional Republican Role of abused spouse...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:08 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Maritime at December 11, 2017 11:07 AM (lKmt3)
[X] Concern noted.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 11:08 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
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Lived La Vita Loca
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 11:08 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 11:05 AM (z/8Yh)
LOL! I heard that. Its called "For the Children". So far. My foibles and frustration of being a Special Ed. teacher in the public school system in AZ. Its not very PC.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 11:08 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: It's me donna
_________________________________
Not sure. Mentioning they let their pudenda be grabbed?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 11:09 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2017 11:09 AM (yL25O)
I know we're supposed to dismiss all polling, but that Fox poll having Moore down 10 is not a great sign.
.
.
.You mean the one that didn't release their methodology or breakdown and has internal margins of error as great as 7%, that one?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 11:09 AM (+Dllb)
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At least no one will see it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 11:10 AM (vg8iE)
It's worked for France, right?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 11:10 AM (QQ+il)
Actually their breakdown was 42% Dem, 44% Rep.... In a State Trump won by 28 % so...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:10 AM (O2RFr)
Gerry Studds was the worst kind of predator, and they called everyone who called for his ouster a homophobe.
They gave that creep standing ovation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 11:11 AM (IqV8l)
We do not dismiss polling, but rather we do not accept it blindly at face value.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 11:11 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at December 11, 2017 11:11 AM (tAZa2)
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I know we're supposed to dismiss all polling, but that Fox poll having Moore down 10 is not a great sign.
.
.
.You mean the one that didn't release their methodology or breakdown and has internal margins of error as great as 7%, that one?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 11:09 AM (+Dllb
Hey now... there's votes to be suppressed and all...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:11 AM (zSVEm)
I f*cking hate these f*cking people.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 11:11 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 11:11 AM (fA1SL)
And one ass grab, but no Barracudas.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2017 11:12 AM (cAXIk)
How do I know?
Party Affiliation (Likely Voters, headline number)
42% D
44% R
14% I
Does ANYONE believe that AL is currently R+2? Anyone??
FWIW, Cook PVI has AL as R+14. FL is R+2, OH and IA are R+3.
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 11:12 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
He asked them what day it was in a lustful way.
Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at December 11, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
FOX News 11/13-11/15 649 LV Jones +8
FOX News 10/14-10/16 801 RV Tie
Whoever they are polling is about 11% different from the other pollsters.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2017 11:13 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:13 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:04 AM (O2RFr)
Well, it was either them or a guy who spins crockery on sticks.
Booking talent on that steaming turd of a program show ain't easy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 11:13 AM (zmvwV)
+++
I just get wine for everyone.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at December 11, 2017 11:13 AM (tAZa2)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 11, 2017 11:13 AM (SapVv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 11:13 AM (IcT7t)
.You mean the one that didn't release their methodology or breakdown and has internal margins of error as great as 7%, that one?
Actually their breakdown was 42% Dem, 44% Rep.... In a State Trump won by 28 % so...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2017 11:10 AM (O2RFr)
Boom boom boom goes the drumbeat of the MSM. Echoes of it come through on the net with the help of bots and trolls I think, but they are a faint echo of the old boom boom boom.
It's funny now that it can be seen that the press doesn't report, it attempts to guide and select for what they want. And if we look behind the mirror at what "they want" we see Harvey, and Matt and Franken and .....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 11:14 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
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For the record, I think Moore probably wins, but usually a polling outfit doesn't go that far off the reservation.
They weren't polls showing Hillary winning the nation by double digits the day before the election.
And though Fox is hardly the "right-wing" news outfit they are portrayed, they are far closer to the center than all the others.
I honestly assumed the momentum was with Moore, especially since one of the accusers was exposed with the yearbook prop and then Trump endorsed.
Posted by: Maritime at December 11, 2017 11:14 AM (lKmt3)
I do accept suggestions, especially good ones like this. But the painting just won't work for the small format we have available.
It is a fun painting though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 11:15 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:15 AM (zSVEm)
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/56156/56156-h/56156-h.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 11:15 AM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Daily Mail, doing intrepid journalism at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (KBjDG)
"...the rioting in the ME and subsequent assaults on the American embassies throughout the world, were directly linked to that disgusting book..."
Posted by: Hillary ! at December 11, 2017 11:15 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Daily Mail, doing intrepid journalism at December 11, 2017 10:59 AM (KBjDG)
"...the rioting in the ME and subsequent assaults on the American embassies throughout the world, were directly linked to that disgusting book..."
Posted by: Hillary ! at December 11, 2017 11:15 AM (QC/4S)
THERE WAS BACON! I KEEEL YOU!
Posted by: Achmed bin Splody at December 11, 2017 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
it just occurred to me that Haley's 'deserve to be heard' statement and President Trump's apparent give Mueller enough rope and he'll hang the actual criminals (or at least expose them) parallels the magnificent strategy of Almighty God in his allowing Lucifer to attempt to run the world so that when L. is sentenced to the lake of fire eternally, he will know without the shadow of a doubt, that he deserves it.
the object lesson of abject failure and humiliation. Do it to our enemies, please, God.
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 11:18 AM (CXrpl)
https://tinyurl.com/y894xnsv
Maybe I should get n on the ground floor on this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 11:18 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:18 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:18 AM (zSVEm)
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Yeah but Trump didn't win Hawaii or California which would be the equivalent of Jones winning Alabama
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 11, 2017 11:19 AM (SapVv)
Did Trump, as your employer, ever put a cigar in your vagina?
Did trump ever sleep with you, then leave you in a car to drown while he went home and went to sleep?
Did Trump ever wait until you were asleep and then feel up your breasts while had his friends take pictures of you with your camera so you and your husband would find it later?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (Fb9aZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yaeyfbf5
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (yOqwj)
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They have to gin up some kind of controversy to get/keep ratings. See, NBC.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (MIKMs)
It is. It's Ovah. I had Moore by 5 but his support has firmed up over the last week, probably from the Yearbook retraction.
Moore by 10.
Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (QQ+il)
https://tinyurl.com/y894xnsv
Maybe I should get n on the ground floor on this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 11:18 AM (zmvwV)
Oh, definitely, definitely.
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma
LOL! I heard that. Its called "For the Children". So far.
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So. It's a children's cookbook?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (rGtm/)
demonstrations across the world by recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's
capital city "
This bomber is really good. If, as they tell us, it takes weeks or months to plan an attack this bomber was able to predict that Trump would recognize Jerusalem as the Israel capitol last week.
I wonder if he knows the winning number for the next Power Ball drawing.
Posted by: arieswoman at December 11, 2017 11:21 AM (fwWWI)
Moore loses: GOP/Trump rebuked by voters
Moore wins: GOP has destroyed its reputation
Posted by: McCool at December 11, 2017 11:21 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at December 11, 2017 09:30 AM (18eb5)
I did hear the bomb was made from tightly fitted and finely crafted hard woods. Those wood pegs can be deadly.
Posted by: Keith at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (USf3s)
MSM has the stories ready to go:
Moore loses: GOP/Trump rebuked by voters
Moore wins: GOP has destroyed its reputation
Posted by: McCool at December 11, 2017 11:21 AM (sZaoP)
Pretty much spot on.... just Pravda, after all....
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (zSVEm)
https://tinyurl.com/yaeyfbf5
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (yOqwj)
I've seen several of those. I think the girls at least suspect what's in store for them and you can see it in their faces. It's heartbreaking.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (RD7QR)
I did not know he would win but I prayed that he would. Hillary Clinton will never be the president of the United States...
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (0OmEj)
Regrettably, given the need for reducing toxic appropriation, I think the left will have to face the fact that we need to reduce diversity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (/qEW2)
Trump isn't going anywhere and if this stuff keeps up he will win by an even larger margin in 2020.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (QQ+il)
yes but was it fair trade gunpowder and conflict free metals ?
Posted by: McCool at December 11, 2017 11:24 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Keith at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (USf3s)
And he would have escaped except the cops were able to chase down his horse and buggy.
On foot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 11:24 AM (zmvwV)
There are no new women accusing Trump of anything, these are the same women who accused him during the campaign. Yet another attempted hit job by the left. It didn't work the first time and they hope it will work this time.
Trump isn't going anywhere and if this stuff keeps up he will win by an even larger margin in 2020.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM (+Dllb)
It will not work, will not sway anyone, and is becoming pathetic... the Progs are out of plays...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:24 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (z/8Yh)
that is all
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (h/uSM)
I believe at least one has hung on. The concept was a failure because they didn't take into account the fact that arranged marriages don't end in divorce because societies which have arranged marriages don't tolerate divorce.
I watched a few episodes and it was obvious that none of the participants took it seriously.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (Vzqe+)
Now some like Madonna work out and get kinda muscly arms ... but still kinda scrawny. But I suppose the elite were immune from such mundane tasks as laundry ... deplorables do that crap ... "we" have illegal servants.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (otAqJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yaeyfbf5
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2017 11:20 AM (yOqwj)
They seem like a nice couple.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: McCool at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (sZaoP)
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Iverson was good, but not that good
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 11:25 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (r9UYA)
Ummm...wut? Ok, well yeah...if what you're doing is just throwing some meant and an onion in, then yeah, I can see where you wouldn't like it. Duh.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 11:26 AM (Enq6K)
- MSM
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 11, 2017 11:26 AM (SapVv)
'Humans will worship AI MESSIAH' God Robot religion expected to boom
https://tinyurl.com/y894xnsv
Maybe I should get n on the ground floor on this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Robot religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Glass
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 11:26 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
=
"there is no god but god and shashlik is his propehet..."
Posted by: caucasian gourmands at December 11, 2017 11:27 AM (QC/4S)
My delayed package contains, along with the Moron Cookbook, a second sous vide circulator so I can do the short time ones while waiting for the long ones, like roasts and ribs, to finish. My Christmas present from my wife.
Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 11:28 AM (zOpu5)
The ones who go 'splodey aren't 'real' muslims.
The ones who face the ever-feared backlash are.
Posted by: McCool at December 11, 2017 11:28 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 10:56 AM (r9UYA)
Ummm...wut? Ok, well yeah...if what you're doing is just throwing some meant and an onion in, then yeah, I can see where you wouldn't like it. Duh.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 11:26 AM (Enq6K)
3 pound chuck roast, 1 package of dried onion soup mix on top, potatoes, carrots and onions, on low for 8 hours.... superb crockpot meal...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:28 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2017 11:24 AM (zSVEm)
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The only ones paying attention are conservatives thinking "I hope there's no one left who's dumb enough to fall for this".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 11:28 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Downcast at December 11, 2017 11:29 AM (CH3Is)
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I did hear the bomb was made from tightly fitted and finely crafted hard woods...
Posted by: Keith at December 11, 2017 11:22 AM
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You use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore.
Posted by: Treebeard at December 11, 2017 11:29 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2017 11:30 AM (/0IRq)
Posted by: Witch in the woods at December 11, 2017 11:30 AM (IqV8l)
carrots and onions, on low for 8 hours.... superb crockpot meal...
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.That's what I am doing for tomorrow. I use Lipton Beefy Onion Soup mix.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 11:30 AM (+Dllb)
up. So best course of action is to not upset the peacefulness.
- MSM
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And the only way we can not upset them is to bring them to the US and support them and their families for their entire life.
Also... we should convert to islam. Or die. It's really all for the best. Their god "Allan" is super cool, and is into pedophilia, so we're on board 110%
Posted by: The DNC at December 11, 2017 11:31 AM (aT+Bx)
Trump's Tweets
Trump's Taxes/Finances
PussyGate
MUH RUSSIA HACKING
... and they've all failed to bring-down Donnie TwoScoops. So now I guess we're back to PussyGate 2.0
Don't think that's a-gonna work either. #winning
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 11:32 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 11:33 AM (ARSEY)
Posted by: azalea city at December 11, 2017 11:33 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at December 11, 2017 11:34 AM (0OmEj)
Is it worth noting that The Donald invading a womens locker room is now part of the Democratic platform?
Posted by: Downcast at December 11, 2017 11:29 AM (CH3Is)
Wasn't there a lawsuit that said keeping reporters and other workers out of a single sex locker room based on the sex of the report or worker was unconstitutional? Do women still get to interview dripping wet pro athletes in the locker room after a game?
Or has that been solved with the post game press briefing?
Cause you know......its the law of the land.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 11:34 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 11:34 AM (ARSEY)
https://tinyurl.com/yddjerrm
Posted by: FH at December 11, 2017 11:35 AM (FGvan)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 11:36 AM (jjaLl)
News just mentioned a push for (or already planned? Missed it) a Congressional Hearing into these allegations against Trump.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 11:36 AM (jjaLl)
Clown Show
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 11:37 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 11:37 AM (ymnmz)
No doubt, I'm just sick of it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 11:38 AM (jjaLl)
https://tinyurl.com/yddjerrm
Posted by: FH at December 11, 2017 11:35 AM (FGvan)
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I hope so because today this news along with the Meeeeagain charade has me feeling nauseous.
This **** never, ever ends!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2017 11:41 AM (PvFoN)
carrots and onions, on low for 8 hours.... superb crockpot meal...
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.That's what I am doing for tomorrow. I use Lipton Beefy Onion Soup mix.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2017 11:30 AM (+Dllb)
Throw in a can of cream of mushroom soup (I know, I know....shaddup) and a cup of water. Makes a nice gravy.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 11:41 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 11:41 AM (Enq6K)
Roasted garlic cream of mushroom is da best.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 11:46 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2017 11:36 AM (jjaLl)
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Make it stop... my head hurts.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2017 11:47 AM (PvFoN)
Posted by: corn and beans at December 11, 2017 09:48 AM (tkNkP)
Her dad is color-blind: he thought the scarf was "something blue."
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 11, 2017 11:50 AM (Astxw)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 11:51 AM (r9UYA)
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They can not get anything else done, but they have time for this nonsense!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 11, 2017 11:58 AM (pCOkh)
Hell, poor lass couldn't even tell if it was a-raisin'!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2017 01:10 PM (si9V2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 10:50 AM (z/8Yh)
Does the French Foreign Legion accept lesbians now?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: True the Note at December 11, 2017 03:57 PM (HLTe8)
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