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Trump: Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital




Here's how Israel welcomes the news:



And here's how the Palestinians say hello to America:



Hamas also plans a day of rage (just one?) in Jerusalem.

Terror group Hamas is calling for a "day of rage" Friday, urging Palestinians to protest President Donald Trumpís plan to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital and move the U.S. Embassy there from Tel Aviv.

The group, designated a terrorist organization by the U.S., encouraged Palestinians in an official Arabic statement to send a message "with all available means" to Israel after the upcoming Friday prayers.

It added that making Jerusalem the Israeli capital was crossing a "red line."

Then again, Hamas threatening to open the gates of hell is kind of their "Hey, 'sup" greeting:



Hamas' allies, the US and world media, were equally apocalyptic.

On Wednesday, all three network morning shows were in full panic mode over Presidentís Trumpís upcoming decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. In the midst of the collective freak-out, hosts and correspondents warned that the "dangerous" move could lead to a "new wave of violence" across the Middle East and even inspire "terrorist attacks in the west."

Opening NBC's Today, co-host Savannah Guthrie sounded the alarm: "Controversial Move. President Trump set to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel today. Israeli officials hailing the landmark decision, other world leaders outraged. Could it lead to a new wave of violence?" Minutes later, fellow co-host Hoda Kotb fretted: "It would up-end decades of U.S. policy and is already being met with warnings that could prompt new violence and disrupt the peace process."

What peace process? The one that the Palestinians have been pantomiming (and barely even that) for 30 years without making a single concession or even acknowledging Israel's right to exist?

Reporting from Jerusalem, Chief Foreign Correspondent Richard Engel warned: "There have already been some demonstrations, they are expected to intensify, with Palestinians calling for three days of rage if President Trump goes through with it." He added: "Palestinians took to the streets to oppose what they say is a needless and provocative move by President Trump..."

Throughout the segment, the headline on screen blared: "Trump to Recognize Jerusalem as Capital; Controversial Decision Could Lead to Upheaval."

"Breaking news, bracing for violence. The Middle East on edge this morning. Protests erupting as President Trump prepares to make that major announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel....World leaders call the decision dangerous," co-host George Stephanopoulos proclaimed at the top of ABC's Good Morning America.

Talking to Chief Global Affairs Anchor Martha Raddatz minutes later, he touted "a growing chorus of world leaders warning the President against this move"Ē Raddatz helpfully recited their objections...

"So it's safe to say this has alarmed leaders around the globe, George," she concluded. Stephanopoulos agreed: "It certainly has."

Note: Some of their reporting may have been provided by objective, neutral observer Peter Strzok.

Meanwhile...



Posted by: Ace at 02:41 PM




Comments

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1 Not so fast.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 06, 2017 02:39 PM (72PAC)

2 Genesis 12:3.

Posted by: Jmel at December 06, 2017 02:40 PM (RlKfs)

3 I like winning!

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:40 PM (T71PA)

4 Oh no! Conflict between Hamas and Israel! In other words, a day that ends in "y."

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

5 Flaming skulls, flaming Hollywood.

What a hump day!!!

Posted by: redenzo at December 06, 2017 02:40 PM (5wSNN)

6 That image is just fantastic.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 02:41 PM (MINbv)

7 At long last. The observation about a sovereign nation locating its capital where it wants to is especially trenchant.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 06, 2017 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

8 Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

- Avi Mayer (@AviMayer) December 6, 2017


See that? That's called leadership. I'd nearly forgotten what that looks like after the last 8 years.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

9 Genesis 12:3."

Blessed indeed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (MINbv)

10 Another promise kept...God, I love the Golden Scalpweasel and nation for which is stands!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (xJa6I)

11 "Gates of Hell"?

That's what we call K Street.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (LISuA)

12 Didn't candidate obama promise this very thing in 2008 and then dumped the idea soon after he was sworn in?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (+Dllb)

13 >>>2 Genesis 12:3.

Song of Solomon 7:2

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (3I7wr)

14 hmm, so weird, I thought who we are is people who support our enemies and punish our allies

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (TlvUt)

15 See that? That's called leadership. I'd nearly forgotten what that looks like after the last 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

I know!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (xJa6I)

16 So much better than King Barry's Renfields constantly referring to it as "al-Quds".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (CMbMd)

17 "Hamas also plans a day of rage (just one?) in Jerusalem."


Is Islamic Rage Boy going to come out of retirement for this?

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

18 The filth of Obama and his ilk is washing away.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (T71PA)

19 So much winning is taking its toll on my _______.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (r9UYA)

20 You know, just saying "conflict between" Hamas and Israel isn't even right. If Hamas stopped attacking, there would be no more violence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

21 Breaking News: The House of Representatives overwhelmingly rejected an attempt to impeach President Donald J. Trump after a liberal Texas congressman forced a vote on his effort.

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (Enq6K)

22 >>>Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital

Ummm... it's not obvious to me.

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

23 So, if King David's government center was Jerusalem, I'd say that pretty much establishes who the "Palestinians" really were, historically. So, what is the argument that these Syrians and Jordanians are really "Palestinians", again?

I mean, if we are cleaving unto historical precedent.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (7UW64)

24 When exactly are Hamas' days of non-rage?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

25 Israel is an ally of the United States... we are treating the country ... like an ally... enough said ( this is not hard to understand)...

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (zSVEm)

26 He's right, it is really obvious. I mean... the only argument anyone could possibly ever bring up that Jerusalem is not the capitol of Israel was "but our embassy isn't there!" That's it, that's all they had.

Now its gone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)

27 maybe muz violent goons won't be so violent if we fight back and stop giving them money for weapons. just me tho. I have cray thoughts like tat

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (TlvUt)

28 >>18 The filth of Obama and his ilk is washing away.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (T71PA)

With the help of a 5000 PSI pressure washer.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (r9UYA)

29 13 >>>2 Genesis 12:3.

Song of Solomon 7:2

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (3I7wr)

Please don't 'uncover your nakedness'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (xJa6I)

30 Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

- Avi Mayer (@AviMayer) December 6, 2017


See that? That's called leadership. I'd nearly forgotten what that looks like after the last 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac



So had the world.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (Z+uwH)

31 The Truth is always good to see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

32 19 So much winning is taking its toll on my _______.


Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (r9UYA)


Pudding.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (7UW64)

33 "Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump."

Or as 'plugs' would say a Big F-in Deal.

Posted by: Inogame at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (ySZHT)

34 We have the best President ever!

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (14URa)

35 Ummm... it's not obvious to me.

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

Sweetie, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (7UW64)

36 Hoda Kotb would like to buy a vowel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (ul9CR)

37 >> "Minutes later, fellow co-host Hoda Kotb fretted..."

'Hoda Kotb' always sounded to me like the name of a minor Star Wars character.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (ZZdXT)

38 The Saudis must be supportive, is my guess. We don't do stuff like this in a vacuum.

MSDNC is decrying the impact on the "peace process" not realizing this is the peace process.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (LISuA)

39 25 Israel is an ally of the United States... we are treating the country ... like an ally... enough said ( this is not hard to understand)...
Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (zSVEm)

I think we can put restoring and repairing the US-Israel alliance on PDT's list of accomplishments, especially after TFG's shitting on them his entire presidency.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

40 just heard on TV, travel ban is now in effect. time to, oh I don't know, quadruple that list.

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (TlvUt)

41 Good for Trump for finally following the law that was passed back in, what, 1995? Note that Bill Clinton bravely allowed that to pass by default so he could say that he didn't veto it and also say he didn't sign it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ho ho ho now I've got a machine gun at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

42 Its sort of clear to me that President Trump is a guy who keeps his promises. I'm still not used to that in a president, let alone any politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

43 When's the last time we had a President willing to kick Hamas right in the dick?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (CMbMd)

44 Hallelujah!! - Oh, POTUS, my POTUS.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (Z2PYk)

45 The "Gates of Hell" are Rosie O'Donnel's gynecologist's nickname for her knees.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (5DOfS)

46 Trump grabbed Hamas by the p*ssy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (ul9CR)

47 2 Genesis 12:3.
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Psalms 122:6

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (W+kMI)

48 Happy rage day! What does one get a person for rage day? C4? Maybe a towel? Virgin Goat? a tazer? custom made splodey vest?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (VAlay)

49 Judge in American Samoa has issued an injunction.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (xBSm0)

50 Peace through strength and calling assholes out for their bullshit and telling them to fuck themselves.

With a Yuuuge shit eating grin on your face.





Posted by: dananjcon at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (xqfqx)

51 Keep your promises and the people will follow you. I don't know why politicians have trouble grokking this.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

52 Has anyone asked what I think about this yet?

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (ctuyM)

53 41 Good for Trump for finally following the law that was passed back in, what, 1995? Note that Bill Clinton bravely allowed that to pass by default so he could say that he didn't veto it and also say he didn't sign it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ho ho ho now I've got a machine gun at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

Well Bill Clinton is a bad, bad man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (xJa6I)

54 36 Hoda Kotb would like to buy a vowel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (ul9CR)


...but she was too busy buying booze.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (CMbMd)

55 This calls for some long overdue drinking!

Posted by: Cold Civil War at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (Z2PYk)

56 And here's how the Palestinians say hello to America
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I'm pretty sure 'hello' was passing out sweets and dancing in the streets on 9/12/2001.

Or tossing the old guy in the wheelchair of the cruise, but I forget the details on that.

But the first I saw. And will not forget.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (XQvuQ)

57 I don't watch any news and have pretty much given up on listening to talk radio. I'm sick of all of it. I love the story about Viagra. A good friend of mine uses it when he needs it, which is when he's going out with his some kind of girlfriend.

I can't stay today. I woke up with a muscle spasm in the back of my head. I haven't had one of these in a few years.
Have a good afternoon, Horde,

Posted by: Carol at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (NKOy9)

58 Rush: Rupert Murdoch's CA mansion just burned to the ground.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (r9UYA)

59 48 Happy rage day! What does one get a person for rage day? C4? Maybe a towel? Virgin Goat? a tazer? custom made splodey vest?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (VAlay)

55 grains at 3000 fps

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (xJa6I)

60 15 See that? That's called leadership. I'd nearly forgotten what that looks like after the last 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

I know!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (xJa6I)

When Obama was not busy being a coward, he spent his time acting like a foreign agent.... so it is nice to have an American being, you know, President.....

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (zSVEm)

61 45 The "Gates of Hell" are Rosie O'Donnel's gynecologist's nickname for her knees.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (5DOfS)

The Hot Gates. None shall pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

62 The Saudis must be supportive, is my guess. We don't do stuff like this in a vacuum.

Possibly true, but I don't think President Trump is a guy that asks permission.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

63 MSDNC is decrying the impact on the "peace process" not realizing this is the peace process.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM (LISuA)

The only "peace process" the Paleswineians want is the process that leads all Israelis to the peace of the grave.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

64 Kot-bee? Koh-teh-bee? Kot-buh? Potrzebie?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)

65 That last message from Avi Mayer says it all. Trump says "it is good", other nations follow, because U-S-A, baby!!

Still winning!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (W+kMI)

66 The "Gates of Hell" are Rosie O'Donnel's gynecologist's nickname for her knees.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 06, 2017 02:45 PM


It's a surprisingly common nickname.

Posted by: Huma at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ctuyM)

67 Could it lead to a new wave of violence?"




Which would be worse than those old or current waves of violence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)

68 58 Rush: Rupert Murdoch's CA mansion just burned to the ground.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (r9UYA)


Just in time for his kids to sell his empire to Disney.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (CMbMd)

69 Gates of hell! Gates of hell!

Posted by: Danger Danger High Voltage! at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (SkuXa)

70 Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)



Sweetie, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (7UW64)
lololol!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (14URa)

71 Keep your promises and the people will follow you.
==================

Wait, that's how it works?!

Posted by: John McVain, Senator Emeritus at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (LISuA)

72 After the previous 17 years I am less than impressed or worried about the reactions of the Arab Street.

"Oh, what are you going to do? Slaughter each other? Call for the Death of all Jews? Chant Death to America?"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

73 I saw The Gates of Hell open for Slayer, Sao Paulo, 2006

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (ul9CR)

74 64 Kot-bee? Koh-teh-bee? Kot-buh? Potrzebie?



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)

Mad Magazine reference aside, the First One.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (CMbMd)

75 Galatians 3:28

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)

76 60 15 See that? That's called leadership. I'd nearly forgotten what that looks like after the last 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

I know!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (xJa6I)

When Obama was not busy being a coward, he spent his time acting like a foreign agent.... so it is nice to have an American being, you know, President.....
Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (zSVEm)

Stuff like this happens and I think, 'Well maybe we got a few more years left in us, after all'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (xJa6I)

77 So, the Islamists will kill, rape, burn, bomb, etc.
Another day ending with a "y".

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (w7KSn)

78 My very own Prime Minister Pretty Hair, Empty Head will put on his Islamic toque and cry.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (nBr1j)

79 My favorite part of this is the Dem freakout, considering the 90-0 Senate vote, and their party platform.

Anyway-- the 'peace process' has been a farce because if Palistinan malfeasance and terror. This is good news.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (u0s1P)

80 i have driven through the gates of hell. no big deal if you're going fast enough. satan don't drive.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (KP5rU)

81 71 Keep your promises and the people will follow you.
==================

Wait, that's how it works?!
Posted by: John McVain, Senator Emeritus at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (LISuA)

Shhh...shhhh....let the tumor work

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (xJa6I)

82 Has anyone asked what I think about this yet?
Posted by: Jimmah Carter

They warned me about you.

Posted by: The Don at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (SkuXa)

83 "The Saudis must be supportive, is my guess. We don't do stuff like this in a vacuum.

MSDNC is decrying the impact on the "peace process" not realizing this is the peace process.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man"


Agreed. Obvious that this was worked out in advance. Also obvious that Saudi Arabia and Egypt have accepted that Israel is not a threat to them and Iran is.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

84
We acknowledge the obvious. Sacramento is the capitol of Mexico.

Posted by: Enrique PeŮa Nieto at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (/zwDg)

85 73 I saw The Gates of Hell open for Slayer, Sao Paulo, 2006

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (ul9CR)

Not Angra?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (CMbMd)

86 ! GIGLIO !

Posted by: Guy who shouts Giglio at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (Jj+59)

87 I'm glad recognition finally came.

As an aside, I'm betting BDS movement spokesman and all-around antisemitic asshole Roger Waters of Pink Floyd fame will have a rage-triggered embolism.

One can hope.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (raGQi)

88 Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:48 PM (CMbMd)

Thanks. I always wondered.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)

89 Galatians 3:28

2 Corinthians.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xBSm0)

90 NeverTrumpers like Erik Erickson yesterday were cheering this while at the same time claiming PDT just started WWIII.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (g4lFK)

91 The Hot Gates. None shall pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ycWCI)


That should read: "No man shall pass."

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (T71PA)

92 When Obama was not busy being a coward, he spent his time acting like a foreign agent.... so it is nice to have an American being, you know, President.....

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (zSVEm)



I'll bet this really pisses that little queen off. Not that I care

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (493sH)

93 thanks captains obvious . . .

we knew you were in control of the gates of hell all along.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (DtH98)

94 89 Galatians 3:28

2 Corinthians.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xBSm0)

Psalm 144

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xJa6I)

95 *ululates loudly*

*fires AK-47 wildly into the air*

*passes out candy*

Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (K2hsm)

96
>>>Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital



Ummm... it's not obvious to me.

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

Maybe read a Bible sometime.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (XQvuQ)

97 Hamas says Trump's decision opens "gates of hell"


Decades of bone headed uniparty immigration policies such as chain migration (which slipped under the radar) are responsible for opening the gates of hell. Same goes for Europe. We need to close the gate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (/qEW2)

98 The "Gates of Hell" are Rosie O'Donnel's gynecologist's nickname for her knees.
======================


That's what my sister calls my front door.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (LISuA)

99 86 ! GIGLIO !

Posted by: Guy who shouts Giglio at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (Jj+59)


Topo Gigio?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (CMbMd)

100 This is a Machiavellian move by Trumps as more muslim terrorism will only help his policies. SAD!

Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (q177U)

101 There was a couple discussing this at hte table next to mine this morning at the restaurant I was eating at that was positive about Trump. Didn't sound like Jewish immigrants or the like either although maybe they were Evangelicals.

A nice change from the two bars in a row I went to for lunch and had some asshole/s making anti-Trump comments and the bar-server agreeing. Eff that.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (QCX64)

102 Lead, follow, or get out of the way. MAGA.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (rmOwO)

103 21 Breaking News: The House of Representatives overwhelmingly rejected an attempt to impeach President Donald J. Trump after a liberal Texas congressman forced a vote on his effort.
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Nice vote, bro. But The Trumpster is still president!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (W+kMI)

104 Hamas says Trump's decision opens "gates of hell"
==========

Fatman and Little Boy also opened the gates of hell.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (vg8iE)

105 Hmmm, wonder what Billy Dee Kristol has to say about this...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (ul9CR)

106 24 When exactly are Hamas' days of non-rage?

Clearly you've forgotten the days of moderate upset, not to mention the days of mild agitation. Those were brutal.

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (wW03z)

107 90
NeverTrumpers like Erik Erickson yesterday were cheering this while at the same time claiming PDT just started WWIII.



Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
I hope you're not waiting for them to make sense . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (14URa)

108 Psalm 144
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xJa6I)

My personal favorite.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (raGQi)

109 Mama mia! This is an outrage! So racist!

Posted by: Pope Social Justice at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (EwLst)

110 -
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The Hot Gates. None shall pass.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ycWCI)



That should read: "No man shall pass."





Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM
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"Also, no man ever considered it."



Posted by: Trapper Keeper at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (pMGkg)

111 phuck hamas. another day ending y.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (KP5rU)

112 Topo Gigio?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (CMbMd)

So right. -- Senor Wences

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (T71PA)

113 Goodness I am so happy, indescribably so. Don't forget to email your support for PDT's actions to the WH. He needs to know we have his back.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

114 So if I understand Hamas correctly, they control the gates of hell and live behind those gates and anytime some does something that pissed them off they will open the gates and come forth to create terror.

They need a better PR department.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (/tuJf)

115 "Hmmm, wonder what Billy Dee Kristol has to say about this...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"


Celebrate with a 40 of Colt 45?

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

116 In the midst of the collective freak-out, hosts and correspondents warned that the "dangerous" move could lead to a "new wave of violence" across the Middle East and even inspire "terrorist attacks in the west."

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Wait a minute. I thought most of them were on the side of the terrorists. They should be cheered up by this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (/qEW2)

117 I too suspect the Saudi Arabia is good with Trump's action... though not overtly... my opinion is that matters are shaking out as far as alliances go in the ME.... Iran is a problem that must be solved ( I am on record here as saying not by some foolish nation building quest though)...

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (zSVEm)

118 96


>>>Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital





Ummm... it's not obvious to me.



Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)


Maybe read a Bible sometime.


Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (XQvuQ)

As a Catholic, I feel I owe you all an apology for this pope. Greatly disappointed in this man. May the next one right the ship and steer us in the right direction.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)

119 Judge in American Samoa has issued an injunction.


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (xBSm0)


Man, those Samoans sure are a surly bunch.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

120 Hamas is in the same boat as the Democrats. What can they possibly threaten or yell that they haven't 1000 times before, about far more insignificant things? There's no leverage there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)

121 Hamas might do something violent? Who would've ever seen that coming, amiright?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

122 My very own Prime Minister Pretty Hair, Empty Head will put on his Islamic toque and cry.

Posted by: Northernlurker,


Don't forget my matching sockies!

Posted by: Prime Minister Zoolander at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (87y4e)

123 Media reports warning of violence if "Trump goes through with this..." sound suspiciously like the media is egging the rioters on....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (7uYFy)

124 Frank J. Fleming once stated that you can end every news story with "Muslims are outraged."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (X8DLV)

125 Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (xBSm0)

126 86 ! GIGLIO !
---------
Isn't that some pretty boy who shags rich chicks for $$$?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (W+kMI)

127 118: don't hold your breath.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (KP5rU)

128 Bad news for Hamas.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (vmsda)

129 What is the peace process the media nitwits are caterwauling about?

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (nBr1j)

130 78
My very own Prime Minister Pretty Hair, Empty Head will put on his Islamic toque and cry.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (nBr1j)
He really does have a pretty face too...and cries very convincingly.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

131


I wish my mother could have lived to see this day.

May God Bless and Protect President Trump.

Posted by: Redgrains at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (WPxnj)

132 Hota Koyb so ugly even Peter Stzrok not even look twice. Maybe.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (Jj+59)

133 "Hamas says Trump's decision opens "gates of hell""

Wait- they're going to open the Gaza border?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

134 could lead to a "new wave of violence" across the Middle East and even inspire "terrorist attacks in the west."
==========

At this point, I'd like a list of things which don't inspire waves of violence and terrorist attacks in the West.

I imagine it would be short, sweet and to the point.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

135 121 Hamas might do something violent? Who would've ever seen that coming, amiright?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

Right? This seems completely out of character. They are so stable and peaceful all the time. Completely out of character.

Help old ladies across the street.

Going to night school.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

136 If this move doesn't get the Jewish #Never Trumpers on board with Trump......nothing will.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (7uYFy)

137 Right. As if they'd let us open so all those 6-year-old virgins they rape could escape.

Posted by: The Gates of Hell at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (PJmyj)

138 108 Psalm 144
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xJa6I)

My personal favorite.
Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (raGQi)

I told people you had good taste.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (xJa6I)

139 As a Catholic, I feel I owe you all an apology for
this pope. Greatly disappointed in this man. May the next one right the
ship and steer us in the right direction.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)
No kidding. I am holding out for a conservative, strictly doctrinal pope from one of the African nations.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (a0IVu)

140 I checked his Twatter. Kristol is busy extolling the superiority of Asian high-speed rail. Not a word on this.

Meanwhile Egg McMuffin (with a dick in his mouth) is calling on Congress to pass a special law saying Robert Mueller is an iconic icon and cannot be removed from office, ever, for any reason, by anyone, especially that doodyhead Trump. And he also has not a word to say about the Jerusalem thang.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (ul9CR)

141 I am visiting family, which means that I am also catching bits of the legacy media news broadcasts. It reminds me of why, to paraphrase Jefferson, those who watch the news know less than those who do not.

I am pretty sure it was David Muir on ABC who said that Trump was about to "declare" Jerusalem the capital. As if Jerusalem was going to have to move their government buildings now.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (B9o1o)

142 At this point, I'd like a list of things which don't inspire waves of violence and terrorist attacks in the West.

I imagine it would be short, sweet and to the point.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

At this point, I think there was a fatwa against Taco Bell's new Crunchwrap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

143 107 90
NeverTrumpers like Erik Erickson yesterday were cheering this while at the same time claiming PDT just started WWIII.



Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
I hope you're not waiting for them to make sense . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (14URa)

And don't ever try to confuse NeverTrumpers with the facts. They just get more angry and keep on with their endless Two-Minutes' Hate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

144 @38

I think it's more that the Saudis know we dn't really need them so much anymore (thanks, frakking!), but they really need our helpbagainst Iran.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (zVgt5)

145 89 Galatians 3:28

2 Corinthians.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xBSm0)

Walk into a bar

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

146 Jasher 40:46

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (5NMZN)

147 119 Judge in American Samoa has issued an injunction.


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (xBSm0)


Man, those Samoans sure are a surly bunch.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

Bloom County?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (xJa6I)

148 118
...........
As a Catholic, I feel I owe you all an apology for this pope. Greatly disappointed in this man. May the next one right the ship and steer us in the right direction.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)

All I will say is that... you deserve better than what you are getting with that man.... the Church will survive the idiot...

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (zSVEm)

149 Celebrate with a 40 of Colt 45?
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: 9mm Parabellum at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (ctuyM)

150 "So it's safe to say this has alarmed leaders around the globe, George," [Raddatz] concluded. Stephanopoulos agreed: "It certainly has."


These people have the slave mentality. Pathetic cowards. Like those idiots in those CA cities who *pay* gangsters not to commit crimes there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (/qEW2)

151 I like his simple fact-based explanation: all Israeli government buildings are in Jerusalem, it's where you go to meet with Israeli officials, so how is it not their capital?

Watching libs try to pick that apart is going to require more popcorn.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (3J/LN)

152 123 Media reports warning of violence if "Trump goes through with this..." sound suspiciously like the media is egging the rioters on....
===========
Riots and terrorists painting the town red are great for ratings, doncha know?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (W+kMI)

153 Hamas says Trump's decision opens "gates of hell"


Oh no, not again. *facepalm*

Satan Tired Of Hamas Leaving Gates Of Hell Open All The Time

http://bit.ly/2AUTyVJ

Posted by: The Prince Of Darkness at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (EzdLW)

154 Frank J. Fleming once stated that you can end every news story with "Muslims are outraged."

Except one.

"PA, Hamas, and hezbollah still deny Israel's right to exist."

Furthermore, no one in the MFM is calling that controversial.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (326rv)

155 If this move doesn't get the Jewish #Never Trumpers on board with Trump......nothing will.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 02:55 PM (7uYFy)

It won't.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 02:58 PM (kXoT0)

156 Ummm... it's not obvious to me.

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

Neither is economics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 02:58 PM (oPNmq)

157 It only took 27 years from congress to pass it till a President with brass balls to implement it.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

158 These people have the slave mentality. Pathetic cowards. Like those idiots in those CA cities who *pay* gangsters not to commit crimes there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (/qEW2)

Well said.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:58 PM (T71PA)

159 Media reports warning of violence if "Trump goes through with this..." sound suspiciously like the media is egging the rioters on....

Would a youtube video help?

Posted by: mighty mo video guy at December 06, 2017 02:58 PM (326rv)

160 I checked his Twatter. Kristol is busy extolling the superiority of Asian high-speed rail. Not a word on this.



Well in fairness Asian high speed rail is such a hot topic today unlike the non event of officially recognizing Jerusalem

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (493sH)

161 It may be more than coincidence that this change occurs just as the new Saudi leader submits a new peace plan to Abbas.

Stick, meet carrott.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (398bZ)

162 Hota Kotb not have beautiful Mr Ed teeth like FBI lawyer hottie, said no one ever in Yor's cave.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (Jj+59)

163 My very own Prime Minister Pretty Hair, Empty Head will put on his Islamic toque and cry.
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM

-----

He really does have a pretty face too...and cries very convincingly.
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM


And is, according to the recent comments by the Red Chinese government, "a snappy dresser".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (ctuyM)

164 5 Flaming skulls, flaming Hollywood.

What a hump day!!!
Posted by: redenzo at December 06, 2017 02:40 PM (5wSNN)

-------------------------------------

Looks like "God's Will" to me...Leftists are not the chosen people like they think they are.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (MuTTO)

165 Satan Tired Of Hamas Leaving Gates Of Hell Open All The Time

http://bit.ly/2AUTyVJ
Posted by: The Prince Of Darkness at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (EzdLW)

Hey Canucks, what does Beelzeeboot have to say about this?

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (T71PA)

166 Well it looks like the right heads are exploding anyways.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (O5Q3r)

167 You mean 'Palestinians" will actually have something to do Friday?

Rioting and terror, just another day in Gaza and the West Bank

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

168 163 My very own Prime Minister Pretty Hair, Empty Head will put on his Islamic toque and cry.
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM

-----

He really does have a pretty face too...and cries very convincingly.
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM

And is, according to the recent comments by the Red Chinese government, "a snappy dresser".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2017 02:59 PM (ctuyM)

Very expressive wrists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

169 Posted by: The Prince Of Darkness at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (EzdLW)

LOL, that was good!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (ul9CR)

170 26 people were laid off at my workplace today.

Woo hoo!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (vg8iE)

171 >>>#Jerusalem projects the US and Israeli flags onto the walls of the Old City in a show of appreciation over President Trump's recognition of the city as the capital of Israel.


Israelis read right to left and the American flag is on the right. I wonder if this was done as an extra show of respect.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (/qEW2)

172 President Trump: "Israel is a sovereign nation with the right, like every other sovereign nation, to determine its own capital"
..........

That was easy.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

173 As a Catholic, I feel I owe you all an apology for
this pope. Greatly disappointed in this man. May the next one right the
ship and steer us in the right direction.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)

No apology necessary. I know you didn't vote for him

Posted by: Methos, with a hint of monty python at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (XQvuQ)

174 This sandwich bread is stale. OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (QQ+il)

175 132 Hota Koyb so ugly even Peter Stzrok not even look twice. Maybe.
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (Jj+59)

Maybe they can pool their surnames and come up with something pronounceable. "Shtozbrok" or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

176 78
My very own Prime Minister Pretty Hair, Empty Head will put on his Islamic toque and cry.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 02:49 PM (nBr1j)
He really does have a pretty face too...and cries very convincingly.
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

Have you seen the meme that compares his face to a young Fidel Castro's? IMHO, the resemblance is uncanny. His Mother was reputed to have been one of Castro's groupies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)

177 If the FNM "experts" are against it then it has to be correct move.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (3BFzK)

178 Next, Israel should take back the Temple Mount.

You know, since the "gates of hell" are opening...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (VpIIl)

179 161 It may be more than coincidence that this change occurs just as the new Saudi leader submits a new peace plan to Abbas.

And as the Saudis and Israelis are increasing their intelligence-sharing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (398bZ)

180
Hoda Kotb would like to buy a vowel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (ul9CR)

Any relation to, who was it, Sayyid Qutb, the bug-eyed repulsive founder of the muzzie brotherhood?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (oPNmq)

181 151 I like his simple fact-based explanation: all Israeli government buildings are in Jerusalem, it's where you go to meet with Israeli officials, so how is it not their capital?

Watching libs try to pick that apart is going to require more popcorn.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2017 02:57 PM (3J/LN)

Because they prefer the lie.
"Never let us be guilty of sacrificing any portion of truth on the altar of peace." - J. C. Ryle


Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (ycWCI)

182 Gates of hell?

Matthew 16:18

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)

183 "All I will say is that... you deserve better than what you are getting with that man.... the Church will survive the idiot...
Posted by: kraken"


I mostly ignore his inane blatherings on immigration and economics, which is my right as a Catholic. On moral issues like abortion, he has been very consistent with Church teachings.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (OD2ni)

184 How does a day of rage from Hamas differ from any other day? I am sure that there are quite a few outraged Democrats right now.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (oiNtH)

185 8 Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

- Avi Mayer (@AviMayer) December 6, 2017


See that? That's called leadership. I'd nearly forgotten what that looks like after the last 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 02:42 PM (NWiLs)



Just today some dipshit at the WSJ wrote about how the world's leaders have taken Trump's measure. I'm pretty sure he didn't have this in mind.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (xjiRE)

186 could lead to a "new wave of violence" across the Middle East

As opposed to the open war the arabs have reinitiated every ten years against Israel?

and even inspire "terrorist attacks in the west."

As opposed to the terrorist attacks in the West that the arabs have been engaging in since the 70s (back before islam took the reins to lead their global terrorism - after they lost the Soviets as their main sponsor and supporter)?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (8gDQu)

187 "Opening the Gates of Hell" is the mideast version of "Raaacist!"

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (O5Q3r)

188 Have you seen the meme that compares his face to a
young Fidel Castro's? IMHO, the resemblance is uncanny. His Mother was
reputed to have been one of Castro's groupies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)
I have and it is uncanny. They look so much alike.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (a0IVu)

189 I love the criticism: if you anger the mooslums, they'll blow us up. Funny, whenever anyone else says that, the critics get the vapors about anti-mooslum bigotry. Their criticism of Trump's decision is an acknowledged admission about the state of the ol' religion of peace and its faithful.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (FS/ip)

190 Opening the Gates of Hell

Really missing you now Tom Petty.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (vmsda)

191 What a breath of fresh air after King ShitMidas.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (HgMAr)

192 Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

==

who? WHO ???

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QC/4S)

193 When does Hamas ever have a day of peace?

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (88xKn)

194 I may have to visit the beach in Israel.

You know, to make sure everything is OK.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (VpIIl)

195 173 As a Catholic, I feel I owe you all an apology for
this pope. Greatly disappointed in this man. May the next one right the
ship and steer us in the right direction.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)

No apology necessary. I know you didn't vote for him
Posted by: Methos, with a hint of monty python at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (XQvuQ)

You don't vote for a Pope!
Well 'ow'd you become Pope then?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur, signifying by divine right that I, Francis, was to become Pope!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

196 Today, after nine years, I have kept my campaign promise of recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital.


Posted by: Barak Obama at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (3BFzK)

197 Its perpetually a day of rage in the ME with these idiots because they are too effing lazy to get a job, improve their lives and improve their country. Bloody parasites.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

198 When does Hamas ever have a day of peace?
Sept 11. Too busy dancing.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (vmsda)

199 113
Goodness I am so happy, indescribably so. Don't forget to email your
support for PDT's actions to the WH. He needs to know we have his back.


Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 02:52 PM (a0IVu)
That's a great idea, IC. Just did exactly that. Thank you for the reminder.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (14URa)

200 Let me uh be uh clear: This is uh not uh who uh we are.

Posted by: BarrY! at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

201 Topo Gigio?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 02:51 PM (CMbMd)

Pinot.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 06, 2017 03:04 PM (z79tQ)

202 Sun rises in the East, Muslims Outraged.

3-for-1 Couscous special at the Bazaar, Muslims Outraged.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:04 PM (XMDuf)

203 What fellow co-host Hoda Kotb really meant was that it would disrupt the penis process in both the government's offices in D.C. and the media's offices in N.Y.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 03:04 PM (2Mnv1)

204 "162 Hota Kotb not have beautiful Mr Ed teeth like FBI lawyer hottie, said no one ever in Yor's cave.
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future "


Who is FBI Lawyer hottie? That Page chick? Hottie is pretty generous, but she does have teeth like piano keys.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 03:04 PM (OD2ni)

205 All I will say is that... you deserve better than what you are getting with that man.... the Church will survive the idiot...
---
Yeah, about that...

Posted by: The Prophecy of the Popes at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (XQvuQ)

206 I love the criticism: if you anger the mooslums, they'll blow us up. Funny, whenever anyone else says that, the critics get the vapors about anti-mooslum bigotry. Their criticism of Trump's decision is an acknowledged admission about the state of the ol' religion of peace and its faithful.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (FS/ip)

Yeah, that Trump guy just keeps playing 9 dimensional chess while his critics are still trying to scratch out a hopscotch game with their big toe.

I ain't no ways tired of winning.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (kXoT0)

207
Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's
foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to
Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QC/4S)
Very, very cool. The rest of the world knows a leader when they see it, even in our Dems are blind to reality.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (14URa)

208 So, . the media doesnt think Jews are worthy to pick their own capital? They are blatant and open anti Semitics and should be called out as such.

Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (Mjus2)

209 I thought that hamas already had their day of rage/screaming at the sky over here about a month ago.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (3BFzK)

210 We have the best President ever!


Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (14URa)

At least since Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (SrkNc)

211 Trump! promises to put a "Hate has no home here" sign in front of the embassy

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (8ikIW)

212 This will probably end with Trump and Putin creating peace between israel and pali , non of them will get any Noble price though.

Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (RiEBD)

213 Opening NBC's Today, co-host Savannah Guthrie sounded the alarm:
"Controversial Move. President Trump set to recognize Jerusalem as the
capital of Israel today. Israeli officials hailing the landmark
decision, other world leaders outraged. Could it lead to a new wave of
violence?" Minutes later, fellow co-host Hoda Kotb fretted: "It would
up-end decades of U.S. policy and is already being met with warnings
that could prompt new violence and disrupt the peace process."

Aren't they the same two broads that were "shocked" when they had to announce that Matt Lauer was being fired because he was a perv?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (O5Q3r)

214 195 173 As a Catholic, I feel I owe you all an apology for
this pope. Greatly disappointed in this man. May the next one right the
ship and steer us in the right direction.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)

No apology necessary. I know you didn't vote for him
Posted by: Methos, with a hint of monty python at December 06, 2017 03:00 PM (XQvuQ)

You don't vote for a Pope!
Well 'ow'd you become Pope then?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur, signifying by divine right that I, Francis, was to become Pope!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of theology.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (xJa6I)

215 I forget why we didn't want Trump for President...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (kufk0)

216 202 Sun rises in the East, Muslims Outraged.

3-for-1 Couscous special at the Bazaar, Muslims Outraged.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:04 PM (XMDuf)

WHERE IS FALAFEL?! I KEEL YOU!!!

Posted by: The Arab Street, round lunchtime at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

217 Time's Person of the Year cover is a bunch of women and the #MeToo thing, including demented crank Ashley Judd.

But the woman most responsible for getting the movement going, Rose McGowan... nowhere to be seen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)

218 175 Maybe they can pool their surnames and come up with something pronounceable. "Shtozbrok" or something.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

"Shock".

That wasn't hard.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (XMDuf)

219 210 We have the best President ever!


Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 02:44 PM (14URa)

At least since Calvin Coolidge.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (SrkNc)

red!!! How goes it???
( Silent Cal... yep.)

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (zSVEm)

220 A real Pope would call for the restoration of Constantinople. That would do more to healing the rift between Catholic and Orthodox than anything else.

Now is the perfect time considering that Erdogan is going all Ottoman Empire on us.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (MuTTO)

221 Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's
foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to
Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QC/4S)

I don't understand. I was told on no uncertain terms that the rest of the world didn't respect Trump and thought he was an idiot. This must just be a translation error or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (KUaJL)

222 I feel sorry for those rabid donkeys ...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (QC/4S)

223 What a breath of fresh air after King ShitMidas.
========
Yes. This is so true.

It was such a relief to avoid Hillary, that only just now am I realizing that I am enjoying the sensation of hearing truth spoken from the whitehouse. Its been so long I'd almost forgotten it was possible.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (dilRr)

224 Not sure which other countries might be moving their embassies, but the ones in Eastern Europe seem the most likely to me.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (zVgt5)

225 You don't vote for a Pope!
Well 'ow'd you become Pope then?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur, signifying by divine right that I, Francis, was to become Pope!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at
December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

You can expect to wield extreme religious power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)

226 We have the best President ever!


Well, Reagan was pretty awesome.

But time will tell with Trump. So far, so good.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)

227 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)
I have and it is uncanny. They look so much alike.
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (a0IVu)

I think his Mom told him that Fidel's his Dad and therefore, he is doing his durnedest to turn Canada into Coooba.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (kXoT0)

228 Opening the Gates of Hell

Try our new Gate Opener 666, now with Bluetooth!

Posted by: Liftmaster at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (xBSm0)

229 Today, after nine years, I have kept my campaign promise of recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital.


Posted by: Barak Obama at December 06, 2017 03:03 PM (3BFzK)


An obvious sock .. since Barky refused to even say the name "Jerusalem". His DNI did love calling it Al Quds in his testimony to Congress, though ... which was quite a first in America. The only time any Americans had heard the name "Al Quds" was in news descriptions of the latest attack by the Al Quds Brigades of the Palestinian Islamic Jihad terror org.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (8gDQu)

230 219 At least since Calvin Coolidge.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (SrkNc)

red!!! How goes it???
( Silent Cal... yep.)
Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (zSVEm)


"Glorious Lord Scalpweasel! My friend bet me that I couldn't get you to say more than 2 words!"

"You're Fired."

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (XMDuf)

231 I'm catholic and I want Benedict back.

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (88xKn)

232 Wait, I thought that the tax cuts bill was Armageddon?


Is this a new Apocalypse they are referring to?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (1JnAL)

233 "So it's safe to say this has alarmed leaders around the globe, George," she concluded. Stephanopoulos agreed: "It certainly has."
...........

Staphonaknobfullofpus sounds concerned.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

234 224
Not sure which other countries might be moving their embassies, but the ones in Eastern Europe seem the most likely to me.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (zVgt5)
I can see Austria, Poland...

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (a0IVu)

235 My feeling about DJT is that he is innately a very conservative guy who had previously been a bit confused by his immersion in Blue York and all that it implies, but is now freed by position to be himself: which is to say to listen to his inner moral compass.

He is going from a Necessary President to a Great President very quickly.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (W/SyC)

236 Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's
foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to
Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QC/4S)

I don't understand. I was told on no uncertain terms that the rest of the world didn't respect Trump and thought he was an idiot. This must just be a translation error or something.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (KUaJL)

the move - part of his alt-right agenda

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (QC/4S)

237 I once posted a picture of The Rusty Padlock of Hell.

Hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Jharles Chonson at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (ul9CR)

238 179 161 It may be more than coincidence that this change occurs just as the new Saudi leader submits a new peace plan to Abbas.

And as the Saudis and Israelis are increasing their intelligence-sharing.

And as there are reports that the Saudis and Israelis are discussing defense cooperation.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (398bZ)

239 You can expect to wield extreme religious power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)


Can't, damnit! Can't!

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (Enq6K)

240 "Time's Person of the Year cover is a bunch of women and the #MeToo thing, including demented crank Ashley Judd.



But the woman most responsible for getting the movement going, Rose McGowan... nowhere to be seen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)"
=====
AHEM!

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (3BFzK)

241 b h ogenius hardest hit.

Posted by: Phildirt at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (HgGoq)

242 I'm confused by the "Opening the gates of hell" analogy. If Trump is opening the gates of hell, what does that make the Palestinians? The obvious answer isn't exactly charitable to the group making the statement.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (KUaJL)

243 Never been much of a groupie type, but dang, do I ever love President Trump!!

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2017 03:09 PM (tcwn1)

244 First they start with their damn shape shifting.


Now the Jooos are into Capitol shifting as well?


Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:09 PM (EyPfd)

245 Hoda Door..."It would up-end decades of U.S. policy and is already being met with
warnings that could prompt new violence and disrupt the peace process."


**


These people pull their pricks.


Posted by: dananjcon at December 06, 2017 03:09 PM (xqfqx)

246 You know Baracky is pissed. After all of his hard work trying to appease terrorists and boatloads of cash to Iran.....Trump had to go and do this!

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

247 red!!! How goes it???

( Silent Cal... yep.)

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (zSVEm)

Its going well, kraken... how about with you?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:09 PM (SrkNc)

248 Isn't Barry doing another apology tour under the radar to try and undermine the president?

Maybe he can go to Gaza and sacrifice himself- for the children.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (VpIIl)

249 "Its clear that the antisemetic Jew-hating Trump is using this as cover for his klanlike hatred of the kike ahem New York Money Men ahh, I mean Jew"
--Average leftist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (39g3+)

250 Trump: Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital

Did anyone check to see what Barky McFuckstick has to say about this? No? Right. Because no one gives two shits what that asshat thinks.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (i0ykY)

251 well, sermons in the mosques this coming Friday will be more fire and brimstone than usual.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

252 89 Galatians 3:28

2 Corinthians.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:50 PM (xBSm0)



Romans 2:29

Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (fSf/G)

253 Terror group Hamas is calling for a "day of rage" Friday

There will be an hour break at noon. Hamas is asking each "rage volunteer" to please bring his or her own box lunch. Coolers containing soft drinks and bottled water will be located at major intersections.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (Astxw)

254 "Opening the Gates of Hell"

Haven't they done that before...like...a lot? Pretty sure they open the gates of hell for anything they don't like. Cooking pork? Opening the gates of hell b/c they can smell it.

And the whole "threatens the peace process" alarm. Ha! Peace...never gonna happen. If it does happen (resolve) it'll never last.

Ever since the West & UN has decided to go Muslim, I've lost much respect for their opinion. The West is basically just bowing to intolerance and violence and threats. All anyone does now is appeasement. That has never, ever worked out well. Somehow the world can't remember that or learn that.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (YiAXR)

255 Reagan and John Paul
Trump and Francis

God does answer every prayer,
Sometimes the answer is Spadoinkle

and no Urban Dictionary it's not Trey Parkers it's Don Martin's

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (FhXTo)

256 Let me get this straight: the reality-based Left believes in global warming, 33 genders, but NOT Jerusalem as the capital?

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (2z74n)

257 You can expect to wield extreme religious power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)

Nope it requires a super secret vote by a college of men in red dresses, who have schemed and politicked their whole lives to get those red robes. I am not Catholic and I am fully aware that many in power in the church are good and decent people, but, I am just as aware that there is many a skunk hiding in those robes. The perennial mishandling of sexual abuse matters proves me right.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (kXoT0)

258 Landslide Al has courageously battled on. Apologized for all his transgressions, the ones he recalls AND the ones he does not. It's really too bad, as it appears that his snotty, snarky and generally obnoxious routine is on life support in the senate.

It is a real tragedy to lose a senator on the level of a Cato or Cicero, but we must go on.

Perhaps he'll run for Governor next. Time will tell

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (USR7u)

259 'Maybe he can go to Gaza and sacrifice himself- for the children.'

If he were really concerned about the environment, he'd go with a locally sourced, free range self sacrifice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (EyPfd)

260 Did anyone check to see what Barky McFuckstick has to say about this? No? Right. Because no one gives two shits what that asshat thinks.

==

he compared Trump to Hitler, apparently, in Chicago yesterday; so ....NUTS !

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (QC/4S)

261 He is going from a Necessary President to a Great President very quickly.
===========
Plus, they F'd with his family. And they still are.

he knows it the uniparty.

the alternative to the uniparty is the constitution. Ergo, conservative decisions, judges etc. Cause at the end of the day, it'll be the constitution that protects HIS family. And it just so happens, yours and mine too.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (xVxn4)

262 "if you anger the mooslums, they'll blow us up.
---
Yes, but remember, islam is a religion of peace and we need more muslims in the US stat.

Posted by: Democrats Everywhere at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (aT+Bx)

263 Trump is blessed with stupid enemies.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (PHVoR)

264 Re: the Pope...Wifey Meanie was a B16 fan. In retrospect, I can see his appeal.

Maybe for the next Pope, we'll find someone from the private sector. Worked for the Presidency.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (hqZPQ)

265 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW IT'S THE CAPITAL!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (2z74n)

266 Aren't they the same two broads that were "shocked" when they had to announce that Matt Lauer was being fired because he was a perv?
===========

Yeah, they were probably saying it as his fingers were up both their asses.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (vg8iE)

267 255 Reagan and John Paul
Trump and Francis

God does answer every prayer,
Sometimes the answer is Spadoinkle

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2017 03:11 PM (FhXTo)


So when's the next Thatcher walking through the door?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (XMDuf)

268 Another thing it was claimed Trump would never really do.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (LiyEm)

269 I think the Philippines is one of the countries amenable to moving the embassy. Duterte is no fan of jihadis.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (hMwEB)

270 ' Let me get this straight: the reality-based Left believes in global warming, 33 genders, but NOT Jerusalem as the capital?"

It's science...

And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (EyPfd)

271 Trump: Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital

Did anyone check to see what Barky McFuckstick has to say about this? No? Right. Because no one gives two shits what that asshat thinks.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (i0ykY)


Barky is gardening in his marxist garden. Pulling out the weeds of democracy and the American republic.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (YiAXR)

272 Hamas says Trump's decision opens "gates of hell"

Can I have mine with Tabasco, jalapenos and a side of spicy fries?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (VpIIl)

273 BEHOLD US JUMPING THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS!!!

Posted by: HAMAS at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (O5Q3r)

274 Announcing this the day after that circus clown Obumbles calls the GOP the modern incarnation of the Nazi Party just is delicious irony.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (LISuA)

275 234 224
Not sure which other countries might be moving their embassies, but the ones in Eastern Europe seem the most likely to me.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (zVgt5)
I can see Austria, Poland...
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (a0IVu)

I see London. I see France.


Oh, no wait. That's something totally different.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (tMFgx)

276 Besides Saudi needing Israeli cooperation in any future military ventures, the Pali's have been pissing the Saudi's off by taking a lot of Iranian money and playing kissyface with Hezbollah, Iran's proxy army in Lebanon. And Egypt has already cut them off because of all of their ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

The pali's are just starting to figure out how expendable they have made themselves, to everyone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (k1TUh)

277 Taiwan next?

Posted by: skinbad at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (x9Fhw)

278 247
red!!! How goes it???

( Silent Cal... yep.)

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 03:06 PM (zSVEm)

Its going well, kraken... how about with you?
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:09 PM (

Very well, thank you... have not seen you around much lately... glad you are back.... really enjoying year 1 of the Prez... for the economy alone.... he is performing much better than I had hoped for...

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (zSVEm)

279 Didn't candidate obama promise this very thing in 2008 and then dumped the idea soon after he was sworn in?

This is Trump winning over Obama voters. Heh.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (2z74n)

280 Maybe for the next Pope, we'll find someone from the private sector. Worked for the Presidency.


==

has to be Catholic, no other requirement, is that right ?

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (QC/4S)

281 Jewish shape shifters, such nonsense. I mean, why would a JAP's dad pay for a nose job if she could shapeshift??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)

282 Wait, Friday is a Day of Rags?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (hqZPQ)

283 Does "The gates of hell" open before or after the puppet show?

Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (RiEBD)

284 246
You know Baracky is pissed.
............

Bonus.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr)

285 250 Trump: Today We Acknowledge the Obvious -- Jerusalem Is Israel's Capital

Did anyone check to see what Barky McFuckstick has to say about this? No? Right. Because no one gives two shits what that asshat thinks.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (i0ykY)

Because Obama is exactly who the phrase "All Those who hear the truth, hear my voice." was NOT talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

286 Maybe for the next Pope, we'll find someone from the private sector. Worked for the Presidency.



Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2017 03:12 PM (hqZPQ)

----------------------------------
The Medici or Borgias?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (5NMZN)

287 Taking volunteers for protest against Jews and Jerusalem today. Name you qualifications

hamasan: I like torture, killing Jews, rage, rape, making bombs, putting my ass up in the air, and rage.

You said "rage" twice.


hamasan: I like rage.

Posted by: Slim Pickens at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (3BFzK)

288 There is an entire demographic of liberal Jews who are pro-Israel. I know some of them.

I know this sounds like a bizarre oxymoron -- "liberal" and "pro-Israel" -- but about 20% of the population of New York falls into this category.

As of this morning, they have all officially gone completely insane. The status as liberals depends on hating every single thing Trump does. Their status as Israel-supporters requires that they cheer for Trump's decision.

These two cannot exist at the same time.

Meltdown.

Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (42M22)

289 disrupt the peace process

Let us count the levels of irony in this passage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (CClpm)

290 @280 ... I think so. I'd have to read the job description. Can't discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation, race, or creed if posting in California.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (hqZPQ)

291 But, but, Trump had Hillary as a guest at his wedding!


And stuff.


Anybody doing the work lazy people like me won't do, and checking how the very pro-Israel and Israel-centric "neverTrumpers" are taking this?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (QDnY+)

292 The Muslims are threatening violence?

I'm pretty sure they've worn that one out. It's a daily expectation...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (VpIIl)

293 @269

Good point. And Duterte's made it very clear that he couldn't care less what the international community thinks.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (zVgt5)

294 other world leaders outraged

Good.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

295 "Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls and Stzrok knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!""

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (3/HOt)

296 Hamas says it will "open the gates of hell".


Democrats say, "here, hold my fucking beer"

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (LISuA)

297 Speaking of that freakin' Frankie, who refuses to stay in his own lane, I'd pay money to hear about what really happened with Benedict. Not a lot of money but I'd chip in.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (14URa)

298 Would Ham-ass please kindly close the door? They're letting all the heat out.

Posted by: Hell's Gatekeeper at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (ltZiU)

299 Not sure which other countries might be moving their embassies, but the ones in Eastern Europe seem the most likely to me.



Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:07 PM (zVgt5)
I can see Austria, Poland...


Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 03:08 PM (a0IVu)

I bet it will be the ones, aside from Britain, who are growing less thrilled with the whole EU debacle.

A guy on fox (dem congressman, I think) seemed to think the Phillipines and someone else in their neighborhood was on the list.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (XQvuQ)

300 Friday is Reggae day

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (QC/4S)

301 Let's see, we're "recognizing" Jerusalem as the capital, and moving an embassy, presumably into the Israeli section of Jerusalem. And that's it. Netanyahu gives the additional assurance that policies regarding holy sites will be unchanged.

If the media were really concerned about amped up terrorist attacks, they would be trying to emphasize that *nothing* is going on here that would objectively affect the Palestinian community, either in Jerusalem, the West Bank or Gaza. They'd try to downplay any Israel vs Palestine narrative similar to how they downplay Islam when there's a Muslim terror attack here, (in those cases by omitting names and saying the motive is not known).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (/qEW2)

302 277 Taiwan next?
Posted by: skinbad at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (x9Fhw)

Would be of the theme.

Trump: "Hey, I am just going to get under their skin by saying true stuff!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

303 Maybe for the next Pope, we'll find someone from the private sector. Worked for the Presidency.


==

has to be Catholic, no other requirement, is that right ?
Posted by: runner




Prefer that he's Polish and shits in the woods.
Just to keep the saying straight.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (Z+uwH)

304 289 disrupt the peace process

Let us count the levels of irony in this passage.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (CClpm)


At least they've got a sense of humor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

305 Any Israeli girls that want to celebrate- call me!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

306 I have days of rage after a night of diarreah...

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (LiyEm)

307 I may have to visit the beach in Israel.

You know, to make sure everything is OK.
Posted by: Marcus T

And so a Moron met his fate.......shot by a pack of M-16 wielding IDF chicks in bikinis.

Posted by: There are worse ways to go at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (326rv)

308 disrupt the peace process



Let us count the levels of irony in this passage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (CClpm)
Yeah, I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (14URa)

309 Aren't they the same two broads that were "shocked" when they had to announce that Matt Lauer was being fired because he was a perv?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (O5Q3r)


Just because it was happening right in front of them doesn't mean they would have any idea that it was happening right in front of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (493sH)

310 With their "opening the gates of hell" aren't these islamic rage-boys admitting who they work for?


Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (pMGkg)

311 Yes, but remember, islam is a religion of peace



A religion of Pieces.

As in, blowing eveything up, dismantling civility, breaking apart democracies and tolerance, destroying historical sites, hacking off people's limbs.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (YiAXR)

312 292
The Muslims are threatening violence?

I'm pretty sure they've worn that one out. It's a daily expectation...


Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (VpIIl)

It just the way a modern city works .

Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (RiEBD)

313 OOh, great to hear other countries will be following America's lead on moving the embassy.



Also, 'day of rage' is an old Weatherman thing. The started it up again withe OWS thing, by starting that protest with a 'day of rage' - old Weatherman have been training today's OWS, #BLM activists. Code Pink has also been working with Hamas for years in various protests.

Not that the Palestinians didn't have rage on their own, just love how with this 'day of rage' announcement, they are demonstrating how much they have adopted their radical US Left allies' language and activism strategies.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

314
It is just weird that a sovereign country naming its own capital is such a big deal. I understand why, but still weird.

That said they should tear down every mosque there and rebuke that infidel devil muhamad once and for all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (r+sAi)

315 "I'm confused by the "Opening the gates of hell" analogy."


Mother of all battles was already used.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (OD2ni)

316 The Medici or Borgias?
Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM (5NMZN)

Iirc the first Borgia pope was pretty good against the Moors.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (hMwEB)

317 has to be Catholic, no other requirement, is that right ?
Posted by: runner


Pretty sure the Pope has to be a dude as well. But that's technically it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

318 276 Besides Saudi needing Israeli cooperation in any future military ventures, the Pali's have been pissing the Saudi's off by taking a lot of Iranian money and playing kissyface with Hezbollah, Iran's proxy army in Lebanon. And Egypt has already cut them off because of all of their ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

The pali's are just starting to figure out how expendable they have made themselves, to everyone.

--

And Congress just cut off the Palestinians over their policy of paying the families of suicide bombers. Another coincidence.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (398bZ)

319 Besides Saudi needing Israeli cooperation in any future military ventures, the Pali's have been pissing the Saudi's off by taking a lot of Iranian money and playing kissyface with Hezbollah, Iran's proxy army in Lebanon. And Egypt has already cut them off because of all of their ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

The pali's are just starting to figure out how expendable they have made themselves, to everyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (k1TUh)

Yeah, after decades of funding and protecting Wahibists, the Saudis finally got word that they were next on the extremist's list of targets--all that money and those stacks of weapons could be far better used to fight the Great Satan by someone who truly knows what Allah wants.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (kXoT0)

320 283 Does "The gates of hell" open before or after the puppet show?
Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (RiEBD)


I think he was referring to jumping through the flaming hoops.

That was always my favorite event.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

321 Friday is Reggae day

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:15 PM (QC/4S)




Barry O: Every day is Reggie Day!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (493sH)

322 "I'm confused by the "Opening the gates of hell" analogy."


Mother of all battles was already used.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (OD2ni)

I thought they were talking about their wives ...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (QC/4S)

323 "I'm confused by the "Opening the gates of hell" analogy."

It has more zing than The Gates of Heck.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (ul9CR)

324 At Zip (https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9njg3p, this move aimed to help Moore with "crazy" Evangelicals in Alabama - but I thought they were all anti-Semites?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (xQfPr)

325 That said they should tear down every mosque there and rebuke that infidel devil muhamad once and for all.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (r+sAi)
Word.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (14URa)

326 With their "opening the gates of hell" aren't these islamic rage-boys admitting who they work for?
===========
Yes. Yes they are.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (xVxn4)

327 "Aren't they the same two broads that were "shocked" when they had to
announce that Matt Lauer was being fired because he was a perv?



Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 03:05 PM (O5Q3r)"

=========


Yeah but they are totes experts on ME relations.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (3BFzK)

328 EU Status: Apoplectic.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (r9UYA)

329 Hot Damn, did you say a day of rape?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

330 'Pretty sure the Pope has to be a dude as well'

Born that way, or will cut and paste work?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (EyPfd)

331 Did anyone check to see what Barky McFuckstick has to say about this? No? Right. Because no one gives two shits what that asshat thinks.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2017 03:10 PM (i0ykY)
...........

But they care in Chicago what he says about global warming because that's their real problem there, oh boy.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

332 has to be Catholic, no other requirement, is that right ?
Posted by: runner


Pretty sure the Pope has to be a dude as well. But that's technically it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

yes, of course. non smoker ?

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (QC/4S)

333 Yet another superb move by Trump.

Regarding the enemedia, I think they WANT the violence, kind of like they when they egged it on in Ferguson. There are pallets of bags of dicks for them to dine on when they get to hell.

Also, Martha Raddatz cried on air when Hillary lost. That's how I always think of her. In tears.

Posted by: stace at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (8JE5H)

334 RayGay? Is that like the gay bomb?


Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (pMGkg)

335 Talking to Chief Global Affairs Anchor Martha Raddatz minutes later, he touted "a growing chorus of world leaders warning the President against this move" Raddatz helpfully recited their objections...

"So it's safe to say this has alarmed leaders around the globe, George," she concluded. Stephanopoulos agreed: "It certainly has."


Oh no. The World Leaders Chorus is singing "Don't Do It."

And they're alarmed. This is serious shit.

The only world leaders who matter are those of the US, Russia, and China.

The rest? Pffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

336 "Terror group Hamas is calling for a "day of rage" Friday

There will be an hour break at noon. Hamas is asking each "rage volunteer" to please bring his or her own box lunch. Coolers containing soft drinks and bottled water will be located at major intersections.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious"


Where is the Korean Taco Truck that was promised? JIHAD!!!!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

337 But they care in Chicago what he says about global warming because that's their real problem there, oh boy.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (HgMAr)



Oh yeah, the Chicago MFM was creaming its panties over that yesterday. Local media here is no different than MSNBC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (493sH)

338 I had a chorizio burger from Whataburger last night, which temporarily opened the Gates of Smell.

Posted by: Fire in the Disco, Fire in the Taco Bell at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (FS/ip)

339 https://www.wikihow.com/Become-Pope

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (kXoT0)

340 has to be Catholic, no other requirement, is that right ?
Posted by: runner


Pretty sure the Pope has to be a dude as well. But that's technically it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

yes, of course. non smoker
==================
also no litterbugs.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (PHVoR)

341 334 RayGay? Is that like the gay bomb?


Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (pMGkg)

You can call him Ray, or you can call him Gay...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (XMDuf)

342 EU Status: Apoplectic.
===================



Thank heaven Merkel is busy trying to bounce back from giving away Germany, or she'd be hand-wringing all over the place. Beeatch.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (LISuA)

343 opening the Gates of Hell

So, you're leaving us? Going home so soon?

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (2z74n)

344 This move is so controversial that it may cause widespread riots in the ME and attacks on a US consulate where US personnel may be killed. Maybe even an ambassador.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (ux+5c)

345 "Opening the Gates of Hell"

I guess it makes sense - that's where mohamed lives.

Posted by: Chris M at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (eAZVt)

346 Any Israeli girls that want to celebrate- call me!

Yeah any of those girls in the military I've seen, I'm more than happy to help you celebrate this day!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)

347 Bet the Jebusites are even angrier.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 06, 2017 03:20 PM (e1mEI)

348 Bloom County?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 02:56 PM (xJa6I)


Bingo! You win a free Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

349 "crazy" Evangelicals in Alabama - but I thought they were all anti-Semites?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 06, 2017 03:17 PM (xQfPr)

As a Jew and an ardent Zionist I welcome the help from American Evangelicals, who are true friends of Israel, unlike many secularized, left-wing Jews in America, whose true religion is socialism.

If their real reason for supporting the state of Israel is that it is a requirement for the end times and the return of Jesus to earth, then that is absolutely fine with me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (wYseH)

350 339
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-PopePepe ?


Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (kXoT0)

Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (RiEBD)

351 Hamas - Meet the new rage, same as the old rage...

Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (gbWkA)

352 335 The only world leaders who matter are those of the US, Russia, and China.

The rest? Pffft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

Greaaaaat, you just sent Justin Trudeau off into ANOTHER crying jag.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (XMDuf)

353 "346 Any Israeli girls that want to celebrate- call me! "


Gal Gadot already called me. Sorry.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

354 Of all of the public virtues, courage is the most important,
for without courage a man can do nothing significant....

Posted by: Zombie Cicero at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (0jtPF)

355 Talking to Chief Global Affairs Anchor Martha Raddatz minutes later, he touted "a growing chorus of world leaders warning the President against this move" Raddatz helpfully recited their objections...

"So it's safe to say this has alarmed leaders around the globe, George," she concluded. Stephanopoulos agreed: "It certainly has."




Has the rancid prune faced bitch stopped crying over the election yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (493sH)

356 Do you know why Israel shut down the bridge between the West Bank and the Gaza strip?

They couldn't keep the Palestinians from fishing off of it.

Posted by: Matt Yglesias, Voxplainer at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (j+dfT)

357 Face-Plant Hillary! with the bollard action set and paramedical van is on my Christmas List!

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (sCMga)

358 Would have liked to see T-Rex there too.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (si9V2)

359 Friday is Reggae day

Uhh, uhh, you misspelled REGGIE day. He, uhh, works on my "core" that day, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (3J/LN)

360 Very tough for the Democrat media to gain anti-Trump traction when the news cycle moves so fast.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (LISuA)

361 "If their real reason for supporting the state of Israel is that it is a requirement for the end times and the return of Jesus to earth, then that is absolutely fine with me."
I just happen to like the Joos, and the nation of Israel. No nefarious reasons.

I just like the plucky bastards.
Just so full of life, and joy.

And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (EyPfd)

362 It is just weird that a sovereign country naming its own capital is such a big deal. I understand why, but still weird.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (r+sAi)


Doubly weird that it's one of the oldest capitals of one of the oldest nations on Earth. One of the first recorded land deeds was Abraham buying Hebron in the Bible (which was even hundreds of years before the establishment of the Jewish nation of Israel).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (8gDQu)

363 349 If their real reason for supporting the state of Israel is that it is a requirement for the end times and the return of Jesus to earth, then that is absolutely fine with me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (wYseH)

Immanentize the Eschaton, Baby.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (XMDuf)

364 Would have liked to see T-Rex there too.

Bang a gong

Get it on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

365 This calls for prayer. Lots and lots of prayer.

And fasting would be good too.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (Yj4D7)

366 They better not open the gates of hell because Ted Kennedy may get out.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

367 Trump should next sign an executive order to require all American to refer to Istanbul by its rightful name, Constantinople. Screw the Turks.

Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2017 03:24 PM (gbWkA)

368 357 Face-Plant Hillary! with the bollard action set and paramedical van is on my Christmas List!
----------
Shut up and take my money!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 03:24 PM (W+kMI)

369 Greaaaaat, you just sent Justin Trudeau off into ANOTHER crying jag.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (XMDuf)


Which is exactly why he doesn't matter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

370 I just happen to like the Joos, and the nation of Israel. No nefarious reasons.

On the whole, very constructive to civilization and culture as well (although also unfortunately prone toward communism, in some sectors). Jews have been a very large net benefit to humanity ever since God created Jacob.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)

371 'Opening The Gates Of Hell" was the b side to Iron Butterfly's hit 'In A Gadda Da Vida'.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (QLvwG)

372 Hamas day of rage is their version of bring your daughter to work day.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (ux+5c)

373 Anybody remember any other country having to go through this shit when they wanted to choose their own Capital?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (EyPfd)

374 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (EyPfd)

First day of Hanukkah is the 12th, same day as Moore's election. Coincidence? Hmmmmmm . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (14URa)

375
Does "The gates of hell" open before or after the puppet show?
---

But we have a bigger dressing room!

Posted by: The Gates of Hell at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (aT+Bx)

376 Target the foreskin bombs towards Gaza.

Posted by: Israeli General at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (r9UYA)

377 Come over here and celebrate with me big boy.
Zombie Golda Meir

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (LiyEm)

378 'They better not open the gates of hell because Ted Kennedy may get out.'

Nah, he'll never make it across the bridge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (EyPfd)

379 On the whole, very constructive to civilization and culture as well (although also unfortunately prone toward communism, in some sectors). Jews have been a very large net benefit to humanity ever since God created Jacob.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)


Yep. Muslims, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

380 Only a hitler potus would do this!

Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (RiEBD)

381 370 On the whole, very constructive to civilization and culture as well (although also unfortunately prone toward communism, in some sectors). Jews have been a very large net benefit to humanity ever since God created Jacob.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)

I fully admit to being incredibly envious of the Jewish Work Ethic.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (XMDuf)

382 It's like Arab/Muslim reaction is their turn to play Charades and the card is "Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (dZ756)

383 @373 -- The CSA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (hqZPQ)

384 Now if they said they were cutting off my supply of coffee, I might be a little more upset. "No coffee Friday" would upset me.

Gates of Hell...Day of Rage...seems more like their slogans.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (YiAXR)

385 I like this. I know sweet fuck all about the middle east but this sure makes the right people's heads explode! Sometimes that's enough.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (h5ffp)

386 366 They better not open the gates of hell because Ted Kennedy may get out.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

That would explain the wrecked '67 Oldsmobile crashed into the gatepost.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (tMFgx)

387 This deserves to be Trump's equivalent of Reagan's "tear down this wall" moment.

Just as then, it is now time to stop coddling a great and intractable evil and to actually take steps to confront it.

Posted by: thatch at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (GxTZq)

388 And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (EyPfd)


Except for Ohio!

Posted by: goon at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (EaQ6/)

389
Fox Business reports that the NFL caves to Goddell demands for contract extension. He will get another 5 years. Because the NFL isn't dying fast enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (493sH)

390 Also, Martha Raddatz cried on air when Hillary lost. That's how I always think of her. In tears.

Posted by: stace at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (8JE5H)


Pure meltdown mode that night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb0Zc6y3FMo

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (1JnAL)

391 Hamas day ending in a y of rage will happen a embassy move or not.`Everyone playing to the Palestinian fear hasn't been very successful.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (aC6Sd)

392 I had a chorizio burger from Whataburger"

Mmmm mmm. That is a tasty burger.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (MINbv)

393 And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Women of the IDF. Wowser.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (Z+uwH)

394 One of the first recorded land deeds was Abraham
buying Hebron in the Bible (which was even hundreds of years before the
establishment of the Jewish nation of Israel).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

I bet the HOA dues were a bitch!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (xBSm0)

395 Man, I wish this president wasn't such a neo-nazi.

Posted by: Head Firmly Lodged in Fourth Point of Contact at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (FS/ip)

396 389 He's done a bang up job!

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (LiyEm)

397 "Women of the IDF. Wowser."



*Squirt*







Sorry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (EyPfd)

398 See, this is how to make progress. The Arabs had nothing to lose previously. They could be as truculent as they liked, and paid no price.

NOW they realize that they DO have something to lose, because PDT will stick it to them if they don't play ball.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

399 Fox Business reports that the NFL caves to Goddell demands for contract extension. He will get another 5 years.



Bwahahahahahahaha. The NFL doesn't have 5 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (Z+uwH)

400 As a Jew and an ardent Zionist I welcome the help from American Evangelicals, who are true friends of Israel, unlike many secularized, left-wing Jews in America, whose true religion is socialism.

If their real reason for supporting the state of Israel is that it is a requirement for the end times and the return of Jesus to earth, then that is absolutely fine with me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (wYseH)



I was raised as Evangelical as one can be and, thus, I was raised as a Zionist. This stuff and nonsense about Evangelicals supporting this to bring about the Second Coming of Christ is just that, stuff and nonsense.

Yes, there's a subset of End Times "theologians" who preach a form of near heresy in which they put this view forth. The vast majority of Evangelicals view that, rightly, as near heresy.

I think there's some overreading of people noting this is a requirement for the End Times as openly advocating for that to occur.

Also, CBD, don't think I forgot that socking that you did because I did not forget that socking that you did.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

401
It's like Arab/Muslim reaction is their turn to play Charades and the card is "Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (dZ756)








Or like the wonderfully snarky obituary for Percy Bysshe Shelley which went something like "a beautiful, ineffectual butterfly, furiously beating it's wings in the void"

At least, that's the way I remember it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (veoSD)

402 uh oh, Great Britain is AGHAST at this "controversial" decision...er, you mandate was over many moons ago so, kindly STFU

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (QC/4S)

403 I saw Scream Helplessly at the Sky open for Days of Rage at Red Rock back in '08.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (CcNKy)

404 Middle East peace process.
Bwahahaha!!!!!
**takes breath**
Bwahahaha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (PjYyD)

405 Also, Martha Raddatz cried on air when Hillary lost. That's how I always think of her. In tears.

Posted by: stace at December 06, 2017 03:18 PM (8JE5H)


Now Martha, please show the court where on the electoral map the orange man touched you.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

406 Anchor Martha Raddatz minutes later, he touted "a growing chorus of world leaders warning the President against this move"

Name one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (MINbv)

407 52 Has anyone asked what I think about this yet?
Posted by: Jimmah Carter
_____

No.

Posted by: A Determined Rabbit What Can Swim at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (j+dfT)

408 "As a Jew and an ardent Zionist I welcome the help from American Evangelicals, who are true friends of Israel, unlike many secularized, left-wing Jews in America, whose true religion is socialism.

If their real reason for supporting the state of Israel is that it is a requirement for the end times and the return of Jesus to earth, then that is absolutely fine with me."

I don't know if I would qualify as an evangelical christian, but I certainly know and am related to quite a few. And that bit about them supporting Israel because of "end times" hooha is just one more piece of slander from the Left, along with all of the other slander that the Left smugly dumps on its enemies.

Evangelicals support Israel because they believe that the Jewish Nation is made up of God's Chosen People, because their Bible which they revere SAYS that they are God's Chosen People. And no matter what else happens, God does not take back his promises. So Israel deserves their support, because God has said they are His.

Now leftists would ask, then why aren't they Jews, if they believe that? Because you have to be born a Jew. If you are, then you are part of a Divine Plan started 4,000 years ago and probably still in for a whole lot of suffering, since that's always what has happened to the Jews, and the Books of Isaiah and Ezekiel are as good an explanation as to why as anything ever written since then. But for those who were not born into that group, there are the teachings of Jesus, and later Paul, who took the original Jewish promise and expanded it to include all people, everywhere.

That's what Evangelicals believe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (k1TUh)

409 That media sure is funny. "Peace process" is like Jarndyce and Jarndyce, it will end when we run out of Israel

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (5gaNQ)

410 And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (EyPfd)


There are lots of beautiful Israeli chicks but, in all fairness, almost any warm seaside community is going to have lots of gorgeous, fit females running around in near nothing. (There are exceptions, of course)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (8gDQu)

411 176 His Mother was reputed to have been one of Castro's groupies.

Hey, I shared her with my comrades. You know, spread the... never-mind.

Posted by: Zombie Castro at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (si9V2)

412 373 Anybody remember any other country having to go through this shit when they wanted to choose their own Capital?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:25 PM (EyPfd)

+++

I refuse to call Burma, Myanmar.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (tcwn1)

413
Not that the Palestinians didn't have rage on their own, just love how with this 'day of rage' announcement, they are demonstrating how much they have adopted their radical US Left allies' language and activism strategies.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

Good point. We see this in the US at every commie protest, no matter how unrelated--some wanker will have a sign about Palestine. I saw a protest against a gas pipeline in TX, and sure enough, somehow the geniuses running the thing thought Palestinians somehow fit into this. I got a big laugh out of it. That pipeline wound up crossing our property, BTW, and not one Palestinian died because of it.

Interesting to see them openly using the old US lefty terms over there now.

Posted by: stace at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (8JE5H)

414 @406

Khameini?

:p

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:31 PM (zVgt5)

415
They say that so many times that my hinges are squeaky and worn plus WD-40 doesn't help anymore.

Posted by: Gates of Hell at December 06, 2017 03:31 PM (t6XCL)

416 Next, Israel should take back the Temple Mount.

You know, since the "gates of hell" are opening...
Posted by: Marcus T at

And build the Third Temple on top.

"Hey, Mo, our turn. Your move, bitch!"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2017 03:31 PM (K2hsm)

417 You just know that if there are terror attacks, the press will be "blame the victim". Although, how could we tell if there's cause and effect, given the steady stream of terror attacks. Muslims have made maneuvers like this recognition of Jerusalem more easy because they've used up a lot of goodwill, and any harm they can do, they are already doing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:31 PM (/qEW2)

418 And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Women of the IDF. Wowser.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (Z+uwH)
............

Google image search agrees.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

419 Mmmm mmm. That is a tasty burger.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (MINbv)

Yor see what you did there. Zed dead as well.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (Jj+59)

420 404
Middle East peace process.

Bwahahaha!!!!!

**takes breath**

Bwahahaha!!!





Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (PjYyD)
This close , THIS CLOSE!! And hitler-trumpf ruined it!!

Posted by: rifraf at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (RiEBD)

421 As for many jews choosing socialism as a religion, I am reminded of the sign in my temple which reads "Sociology is theology"

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (5gaNQ)

422 Any good round-ups of Euro-butthurt around? I could write the statements from every foreign ministry off the cuff, but want to enjoy the real thing and check for any novel or original expressions of idiocy.


Did the affirmative action intern actually liken Trump to the Nazis? Would be perfectly in line with his ignorance, and that of his fans. The stupid people still have the upper hand in the US and the world, but a lot of it is inertia, so maybe there's hope.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (QDnY+)

423 I refuse to call Burma, Myanmar.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (tcwn1)



Myanmar Shave just doesn't work

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (493sH)

424 Israel would seem to believe in the "nation state" concept. (assuming they are not seeking to make Jerusalem the capital of the world, in due time)

So the simple concept that they can choose their capitol makes sense.

Now for Europe ... to decide Brussels is NOT the capitol of Europe, and those (selected not elected) bureaucrats (commie oligarchs) don't have any right to demand Poland or the Czechs flood their country with Islamists.

Stausi Angela Merkel can whine with Hillary, but even her German base are tiring of her selling out their heritage. Conquering Europe via oligarch is as distasteful as her predecessors tactics.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (otAqJ)

425 Yes, there's a subset of End Times "theologians" who preach a form of near heresy in which they put this view forth. The vast majority of Evangelicals view that, rightly, as near heresy.

==

I think a lot of lefties are using that subset to paint all Evangelicals, in the hopes of distorting the cooperation between Evangelicals and Israel

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (QC/4S)

426 Very well, thank you... have not seen you around
much lately... glad you are back.... really enjoying year 1 of the
Prez... for the economy alone.... he is performing much better than I
had hoped for...

Posted by: kraken at December 06, 2017 03:13 PM (zSVEm)

I am enjoying him almost daily telling the press and the uniparty to go F themselves (nicely but still the F yourself is implicitly there):-)

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (SrkNc)

427 So Trump is doing what Congress and previous presidents have been voting for, approving of, and campaigning on to varying degrees for decades but have been too cowardly to actually do. Words not deeds, so to speak.

And Trump, the single, outsider non-politician steps up and does what pretty much everyone has reneged doing. I can certainly see why the MFM and the Acela corridor is so afraid. Trump does what he says and doesn't fear them.

I half expect the media dumbkoffs to wear Palestinian flags on all of their "newscasts" in a show of unity.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (H8S+R)

428 I don't know if anyone else has said this, but I think this is evidence of God working through Trump. I can't see any other politician actually going through with this promise; in fact, Trump is so completely and utterly improbable that the hand of God must be involved.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (aT+Bx)

429 EU Status: Apoplectic.


lol
I would be too if I was over there. The moslems in the EU are sure to participate in the day of rage. This will be the first time they have not been appeased...they are gonna make people pay.

Of course it'll give credence to everyone who says they aren't assimilating and are tearing down society piece by piece. But of course, it'll be Trump's fault...b/c he is responsible for a barbaric religion and their reaction.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (YiAXR)

430 402 uh oh, Great Britain is AGHAST at this "controversial" decision...er, you mandate was over many moons ago so, kindly STFU
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (QC/4S)


Yep. The Brits caused this situation in WWI, when they promised the same land to the Arabs and to the Zionists to get their support in the war.

After the war, both groups produced the Brits' IOU, were pissed that they didn't get what they'd been promised, and blamed the other. Divide and conquer, I believe it's called.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

431 We really should be more careful and try not to piss off Hamas. They might hold a candlelight vigil or something else tough. Like burn down their own neighborhoods, or something else completely stupid.

Posted by: goon at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (EaQ6/)

432 One of the first recorded land deeds was Abraham

buying Hebron in the Bible (which was even hundreds of years before the

establishment of the Jewish nation of Israel).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

I bet the HOA dues were a bitch!


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 03:28 PM (xBSm0)

It wasn't actually that bad, in 2000BC dollars

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (XQvuQ)

433 I think there's some overreading of people noting this is a requirement for the End Times as openly advocating for that to occur.

Right. Pretty much everyone recognizes that it's a requirement. Few are in a hurry for it to happen.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (3J/LN)

434 400 As a Jew and an ardent Zionist I welcome the help from American Evangelicals, who are true friends of Israel, unlike many secularized, left-wing Jews in America, whose true religion is socialism.

If their real reason for supporting the state of Israel is that it is a requirement for the end times and the return of Jesus to earth, then that is absolutely fine with me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (wYseH)


I was raised as Evangelical as one can be and, thus, I was raised as a Zionist. This stuff and nonsense about Evangelicals supporting this to bring about the Second Coming of Christ is just that, stuff and nonsense.

Yes, there's a subset of End Times "theologians" who preach a form of near heresy in which they put this view forth. The vast majority of Evangelicals view that, rightly, as near heresy.

I think there's some overreading of people noting this is a requirement for the End Times as openly advocating for that to occur.

Also, CBD, don't think I forgot that socking that you did because I did not forget that socking that you did.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

Similar background here. I was always raised to be pro-Jewish and Zionist since the Jews were God's chosen people.

And, I always thought, so long as America stood behind Israel, the end times couldn't happen. We were an obstacle to 'all the world being against Israel' event.

Dunno about the theology of that, but it made sense to younger me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (xJa6I)

435 410 And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:23 PM (EyPfd)

And many of them have tried to sell me skin care products.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

436 413 Interesting to see them openly using the old US lefty terms over there now.
Posted by: stace at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (8JE5H)

I'm not entirely sure that a lot of those terms didn't originate with Muslims in the first place.

Remember that when #BLM first became a thing in Ferguson, they were being bankrolled AND tactically advised by Muslim Brotherhood-aligned people.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (XMDuf)

437 @482 you are on to something there

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (QC/4S)

438
Trump's decision opens "gates of hell"



Trump had to shove Tom Petty out of the way because he was just standing in front of them like an idiot.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

439 BREAKING NEWS: Trump promises new Jerusalem embassy to be powered by nuclear reactor, have YUUGE Nativity at Christmas

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (cASAP)

440 You don't have to be born a Jew, you can convert.
I know people that have done it.
Not easy at all, from what I understand.
Especially the bris after age 1 month or so.

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 03:35 PM (w7KSn)

441 "I'm confused by the "Opening the gates of hell" analogy."

-----

Cool reference from the guys from Sabaton regarding the D-Day invasion, "Through the gates of hell, on our way to Heaven"

Posted by: Femail Pigeon at December 06, 2017 03:35 PM (suO/a)

442 406 Anchor Martha Raddatz minutes later, he touted "a growing chorus of world leaders warning the President against this move"

Name one.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (MINbv)


Why bother? Who cares what they think?

Bottom line: the tail don't wag the dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

443 The smartest move the NFL could make would be to fire NFL, but apparently they want to doom themselves. How bizarre.

The true test of the NFL's future will be this superbowl. How many people will watch the biggest TV event of the year?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)

444 437
@482 you are on to something there

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (QC/4S)
482? I want some of what you're smokin', runner.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:36 PM (14URa)

445 uh oh, Great Britain is AGHAST at this "controversial" decision...er, you mandate was over many moons ago so, kindly STFU

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:30 PM (QC/4S)


We shall cower to the Muzzies on the beaches, cower to them on the landing grounds, cower to them in the fields and we shall always surrender to them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH)

446 The Brits caused this situation "

Among others. Which is why I give zero fvcks when they whimper about world affairs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (MINbv)

447
So President Trump being pro Israel make him more like a hyper Hitler according to the Soyboy collective.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (t6XCL)

448 437
@482 you are on to something there

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:34 PM (QC/4S)
482? I want some of what you're smokin', runner.
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:36 PM (14URa)

er, I can see the future. trust me ! #482 is AWESOME !

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (QC/4S)

449 "Could it lead to a new wave of violence?"
-----
Pretty sure we all expect there to be waves of violence because when we look at the history of areas with muslims we see... yep, waves of violence.

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (8b+oT)

450 Similar background here. I was always raised to be pro-Jewish and Zionist since the Jews were God's chosen people.

And, I always thought, so long as America stood behind Israel, the end times couldn't happen. We were an obstacle to 'all the world being against Israel' event.

Dunno about the theology of that, but it made sense to younger me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 03:33 PM (xJa6I)



Yup, that's what I was taught as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

451 Had a fingernail buffed to a high gloss at a mall kiosk by a very attractive Israeli girl a few years back.

The product kit she was selling was quite spendy though so no sale.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (QLvwG)

452 The true test of the NFL's future will be this superbowl. How many people will watch the biggest TV event of the year?
---

The halftime "talent" is going to "Justin Timberlake."

So... they've got the gay pop audience for what, 10 minutes?

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (aT+Bx)

453 Just putting this out there for your viewing pleasure:

"And Jerusalem will remain the capital of Israel, and it must remain undivided." --Barack Obama, 2008

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (+Dllb)

454 I can't see any other politician actually going through with this promise; in fact, Trump is so completely and utterly improbable that the hand of God must be involved.
=========
Of course.

Some might argue that he evolved as a result of nature, his NYC upbringing, reality TV - Real Estate Developer Career.

Some might say it was just dumb luck, and continues to be dumb luck.

We got Trump because the people opposing Trump deserve a really good smiting. And when GoD smites you he does it with a shepard boy, or a carpenter's step son, or bozo the clown haired real estate developer with his own TV show.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (cA6b0)

455 434 400 . . . since the Jews were God's chosen people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
___________

Where are you coming up with this stuff?

Posted by: Dope Francis at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (j+dfT)

456 446 The Brits caused this situation "

Among others. Which is why I give zero fvcks when they whimper about world affairs.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (MINbv)


Yep. Iraq. India-Pakistan. Half of the tribal strife in Africa.

To name a few off the top of my head.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

457 I don't know if anyone else has said this, but I think this is evidence of God working through Trump. I can't see any other politician actually going through with this promise; in fact, Trump is so completely and utterly improbable that the hand of God must be involved.
Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:32 PM (aT+Bx)



When he talked about Jesus our Lord at the tree lighting ceremony, I was first shocked, and then almost in tears.

I know people on this board pray for him, and I imagine others do too. Which is more powerful than the left screaming at the sky.

Most Presidents have had pastors they consult with. I think Huckabee may be part of group...esp. with his daughter's job.

Also, FU from Israel Obama. After your cowardly parting shot at them, this is great payback...on an epic scale.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (YiAXR)

458 >Greaaaaat, you just sent Justin Trudeau off into ANOTHER crying jag.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:21 PM (XMDuf)

That's okay, Justin. Here's a juice box and your binky to make you feel better.

Posted by: all doubt removed at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (xj0OI)

459 I never really understood the idea that Christianity=anti-semitism, the entire Bible is written by Jews, all the disciples and Christ himself.

But having Jewish relatives in my family, they believe this lock, stock and barrel and are far more afraid of Evangelicals then they are Islamic Extremists.

Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (lKmt3)

460 450 Yup, that's what I was taught as well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

Sometimes I wonder how much Jew hate is pure "I Hate You, Daddy"-ism over not being God's Chosen.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (XMDuf)

461 454
I can't see any other politician actually going through with this
promise; in fact, Trump is so completely and utterly improbable that the
hand of God must be involved.

=========

Of course.


I have zero doubt on that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (14URa)

462 Pretty sure we all expect there to be waves of violence because when we
look at the history of areas with muslims we see... yep, waves of
violence.
---

Muslim day of violence?

Or what we infidels call "every day of the week."

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (aT+Bx)

463 I was raised as Evangelical as one can be and, thus,
I was raised as a Zionist. This stuff and nonsense about Evangelicals
supporting this to bring about the Second Coming of Christ is just that,
stuff and nonsense.



Yes, there's a subset of End Times "theologians" who preach a form
of near heresy in which they put this view forth. The vast majority of
Evangelicals view that, rightly, as near heresy.



I think there's some overreading of people noting this is a
requirement for the End Times as openly advocating for that to occur.



Also, CBD, don't think I forgot that socking that you did because I did not forget that socking that you did.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

My Baptist preacher in my growing up years was very firm that the Jews were God's chosen and that those who persecuted them would be punished by God.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (SrkNc)

464 @444

Someone borrowing that time machine that Ace doesn't have.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (zVgt5)

465 Pretty sure we all expect there to be waves of violence because when we look at the history of areas with muslims we see... yep, waves of violence.
Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 03:37 PM (8b+oT)



Surf's up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

466 The halftime "talent" is going to "Justin Timberlake."

So... they've got the gay pop audience for what, 10 minutes?
Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (aT+Bx)

---

Yeah right, woof.

Posted by: Puppy Bowl puppy at December 06, 2017 03:40 PM (suO/a)

467 So...Hamas threatens to be Hamas.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 06, 2017 03:40 PM (hUqh+)

468 482? I want some of what you're smokin', runner.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:36 PM (14URa)


You're just going to have to wait to see the point of the comment.

Aren't you going to be surprised when it turns out that you post comment #482!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 03:40 PM (8gDQu)

469 Yep. Iraq. India-Pakistan. Half of the tribal strife in Africa"

Indeed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:40 PM (MINbv)

470 I just noticed that Trump has a very lovely blue tie on.

That cannot be a coincidence that it is nearly the shade of blue of the Israeli flag.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:40 PM (mf5HN)

471 378 'They better not open the gates of hell because Ted Kennedy may get out.'
Nah, he'll never make it across the bridge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:26 PM (EyPfd)


OK - good one, that made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 06, 2017 03:40 PM (kUmUV)

472 'Taiwan next?'

Excellent point. Trump is just Machiavellian enough to use that implied threat as a way to get the ChiComs to move on the Norks.

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (eE/Pq)

473 If I went 'round sayin' I was the Pontiff because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

474 >>I'm not entirely sure that a lot of those terms didn't originate with Muslims in the first place.




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Rage

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (W+vEI)

475
Well, this is unexpected!
I never saw this coming.

Posted by: Blind 'Bud' Melincollie at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (KdDCu)

476
As a Jew and an ardent Zionist I welcome the help from American Evangelicals, who are true friends of Israel, unlike many secularized, left-wing Jews in America, whose true religion is socialism.

MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews appeared on "Morning Joe" Wednesday and said Evangelical Christians don't understand the politics of Israel because they have "mythical" beliefs about it.

https://tinyurl.com/y96fh2tp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

477 Trump is literally the SMOD.

His campaign trajectory was steep and hot and he hit DC.

Its an awesome thing to see.

I tell you there are many who longed to see this day and never saw it. You are all blessed indeed.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (HlsWC)

478 Nap time. Wake me, if the world is ending. Or if the Israelis decide to fire up the bulldozers and roll up a few hives of villainy in celebration.

Posted by: goon at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (EaQ6/)

479 This deserves to be Trump's equivalent of Reagan's "tear down this wall" moment.

Just as then, it is now time to stop coddling a great and intractable evil and to actually take steps to confront it.

Posted by: thatch at December 06, 2017 03:27 PM (GxTZq)


========

I think those are different situations. The USSR was a top down autocracy. I think most Russians were cynical about the propaganda, and eventually the whole thing just collapsed. Muslim rage is bottom up - it's what they believe, which is why so many self radicalize.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (/qEW2)

480 Anti-Semites around the world can suck it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

481 June 5, 2008

"Let me be clear," Senator Obama told the American Israel Public Affairs Committee. "Israel's security is sacrosanct. It is non-negotiable. The Palestinians need a state that is contiguous and cohesive, and that allows them to prosper. But any agreement with the Palestinian people must preserve Israel's identity as a Jewish state, with secure, recognized, and defensible borders. Jerusalem will remain the capital of Israel, and it must remain undivided."

Time travel.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

482 The true test of the NFL's future will be this superbowl. How many people will watch the biggest TV event of the year?
---
Alternatively, *will* it be the biggest TV event of the year?

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (XQvuQ)

483 "440 You don't have to be born a Jew, you can convert.
I know people that have done it.
Not easy at all, from what I understand.
Especially the bris after age 1 month or so."

That was the big 1st century fight that most of the book of Acts and Paul's letters are all about. The Judaizers said that gentiles had to go through the conversion process, and follow Jewish law. Paul and his followers said no, you don't have to do all of that, you can be his new thing which came to be called Christian, which did away with all of that.

After Jerusalem was destroyed by the Romans in 70 AD, Paul and his group were dominant, and their views became the views of the new churches.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (k1TUh)

484
One of the first recorded land deeds was Abraham buying Hebron in the Bible (which was even hundreds of years before the establishment of the Jewish nation of Israel).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


And he didn't pay retail!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (BWL+E)

485 And, I always thought, so long as America stood behind Israel, the end times couldn't happen. We were an obstacle to 'all the world being against Israel' event.

There's a lot of, er, extra-biblical theorizing about the end times and Israel supported by scattered verses taken out of context. For some, it becomes the core of their Christianity, overwhelming the gospel its self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)

486 Texas to move its capital from Austin to Jerusalem in solidarity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (QLvwG)

487 470 I just noticed that Trump has a very lovely blue tie on.

That cannot be a coincidence that it is nearly the shade of blue of the Israeli flag.

AtC, I was thinkin' the same thing as I watched it. Swapping out his usual red tie was probably not a coincidence.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (ul9CR)

488 Anchor Martha Raddatz minutes later, he touted "a growing chorus of world leaders warning the President against this move"

Chorus? Do they know "Melancholy Baby?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

489 *doorbell rings, man opens front door*

Mohammed: "Sa'ad! my old friend, death to America. How are you?"

Sa'ad: "Just fine Mohammed and death to America. Putting a little weight on. You know, too much hummus. *laughing* The Mrs tried to put me on a diet but I called for one day of rage and she backed off. I can't believe she still falls for that! How's the family and, oh, death to Israel."

Mohammed *chuckling*:"Yeah, yeah, death to Israel. The family's fine but my car's not. Broke down heading down to intifada night. Totally missed out on the rock throwing. My mechanic wanted two thousand dinars to fix it! I yelled "death to Yusif's Garage and called for two days of rage. What a mensch."

Sa'ad: "Well I hope you find the money. I heard suicide bombing is paying well these days: I kid, I kid. Take care of yourself and if you need a third day of rage, call me anytime. Say hi to family and oh, death to america.

Mohammed: "You too Sa'ad. Death to America and stay away from the hummus!"




Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (G0vdT)

490 455 434 400 . . . since the Jews were God's chosen people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
___________

Where are you coming up with this stuff?
Posted by: Dope Francis at December 06, 2017 03:38 PM (j+dfT)

Shh...shhh....let the tumor work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (xJa6I)

491 'There are lots of beautiful Israeli chicks but, in all fairness, almost any warm seaside community is going to have lots of gorgeous, fit females running around in near nothing. (There are exceptions, of course)'

Seven years Homeported in Italy.
If it's in the Med, I've been to it.
and yes, there are beautiful women all over the place there.

There is something about Israeli women, that puts them at least a notch above the others.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (EyPfd)

492 God protect the right!

Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (gbWkA)

493 The true test of the NFL's future will be this superbowl. How many people will watch the biggest TV event of the year?
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Alternatively, *will* it be the biggest TV event of the year?
Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (XQvuQ)

amirite ? you are on to something there, buddy !

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (QC/4S)

494 472 'Taiwan next?'

Excellent point. Trump is just Machiavellian enough to use that implied threat as a way to get the ChiComs to move on the Norks.
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Recognizing Taiwan (ROC) would follow giving nukes to the South Koreans and Japanese. Methinks Xi would have squashed Kim before it gets this far.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (YV+SU)

495 >>>>>Well, this is unexpected!

I never saw this coming.
.
.
.


Posted by: Blind 'Bud' Melincollie at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (KdDCu)....Me neither.

Posted by: Blind Mellon Chitlin at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (+Dllb)

496 Here's a juice box and your binky to make you feel better."

Bagged milk and poutain...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (MINbv)

497 472 'Taiwan next?'

Excellent point. Trump is just Machiavellian enough to use that implied threat as a way to get the ChiComs to move on the Norks.

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (eE/Pq)

~~~

Yes exactly. North Korea only still exists as a separate country because in practice Taiwan does.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (hUqh+)

498 Hey Canucks, what does Beelzeeboot have to say about this?
Justin is too busy abroad having the Chinese make a fool of him at the moment to bother listening to what others will tell him his opinion of the U.S. embassy move is.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (QCX64)

499 There's a lot of, er, extra-biblical theorizing about the end times and Israel supported by scattered verses taken out of context. For some, it becomes the core of their Christianity, overwhelming the gospel its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)



As I said, near heresy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

500 "Days of Rage" now increased to 3.

https://twitter.com/wretchardthecat/status/938490189336387584

There will be a "Black September" clearance sale on "Rage" after to clear out the inventory.

Posted by: geoffb at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (zOpu5)

501 But having Jewish relatives in my family, they believe this lock, stock and barrel and are far more afraid of Evangelicals then they are Islamic Extremists.
Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (lKmt3)

Busily trying to stop the 1930s, despite the fact that Evangelicals had nothing to do with it, Jews blame generic Christianity. Our idiot rabbi actually lobbies for more area mosques. Such pathos

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (5gaNQ)

502 474 >>I'm not entirely sure that a lot of those terms didn't originate with Muslims in the first place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Rage

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (W+vEI)


Maybe we should refer to Muslims as "Rage R Us."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

503 Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

Any time TFG said "let me be clear" or "let me be perfectly clear," it was guaranteed that anything that immediately followed was pure unadulterated horseshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

504 We got Trump because the people opposing Trump deserve a really good
smiting. And when GoD smites you he does it with a shepard boy, or a
carpenter's step son, or bozo the clown haired real estate developer
with his own TV show.
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Agree 100%

Also, one of the things I really appreciate about the conservative side of the aisle is that although we're a variety of religions, we pray for each other, and pray for our president.

I don't know if liberals actually pray for anything, except possibly the death of those they hate.


Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (aT+Bx)

505 There is something about Israeli women, that puts them at least a notch above the others.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Might be the Galil hanging off the shoulder.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (Z+uwH)

506 JINOs

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (/RKWU)

507 Yes, there's a subset of End Times "theologians" who
preach a form of near heresy in which they put this view forth. The
vast majority of Evangelicals view that, rightly, as near heresy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

Wander through the NYC version of the gates of hell (the Upper West Side)*, and I will bet you that the vast majority of the Jews who live there firmly believe that this is the case with all Evangelical Christians.

My fvcking retard sister believes it. Although, she is so stupid that I disavow her whenever possible, and may get a DNA test to see whether we are related.

*Then we can go to a Yankees game...my treat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (wYseH)

508 Bagged milk is the work of the devil.

Poutine, however, is sent from heaven.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

509
Someone should ask Merkel if moving the German capital from Bonn to Berlin counts as "controversial". Especially since it happened during a time of epic political upheaval.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (veoSD)

510 "Days of Rage" now increased to 3.

So business as usual

Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (O2RFr)

511 My Baptist preacher in my growing up years was very firm that the Jews were God's chosen and that those who persecuted them would be punished by God.


Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (SrkNc)


It never seems to work out well for those who persecute the Jews, does it?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

512 Bravo Mr. President, Bravo.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (sX1BW)

513 Might be the Galil hanging off the shoulder


and they know how to use them

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (QC/4S)

514 Something about seeing those 2 flags side by side on the walls of the old city, feels so right.

Israel, the underdog in the Middle East, and America, still the superpower.

Jews are being driven out of everywhere in the EU. The stories out of France & Germany are particularly bad. Remember the "never again" after Hitler. If I was jewish & in the EU, I'd be getting out. Even England is starting to become less safe.

Let them at least be safe in America. If the jews aren't safe, neither will be the Christians. Not at this time in history.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (YiAXR)

515 Alternatively, *will* it be the biggest TV event of the year?

That's the real test. If people are smart, consistent, and willing to make a point to the NFL, they'll do something else that Sunday. No merchandizing, no tweeting about it, no support. Let them eat the consequences of their stupidity.

But I am not sanguine. I think everyone will go "just this one game" without realizing that a large chunk of the NFL's revenues come from that "one game" and that patronizing it negates a whole year's worth of anger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)

516 Might be the Galil hanging off the shoulder.

Posted by: rickb223
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Or the way they carry it.

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (/RKWU)

517 ' I just noticed that Trump has a very lovely blue tie on.

That cannot be a coincidence that it is nearly the shade of blue of the Israeli flag.'

For being known by the Left as an impulsive loose cannon, Trump always seems to have a plan.
And situational awareness.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (EyPfd)

518 Maybe we should refer to Muslims as "Rage R Us."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

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To replace "Rapes R Us" ?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 03:46 PM (5NMZN)

519 Recognizing Taiwan (ROC) would follow giving nukes to the South Koreans and Japanese. Methinks Xi would have squashed Kim before it gets this far.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (YV+SU)


No need to give them to Japan. I'm pretty sure they have the bits already, just not assembled. That way they can claim both domestically and overseas that they don't have any nukes (despite obviously having the capability of making them).

Why do I think that? Because it's what I would do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

520 513 Might be the Galil hanging off the shoulder


and they know how to use them
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (QC/4S)

I think the standard service rifle is now the Tavor.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:46 PM (NWiLs)

521 As I said, near heresy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

I will happily defer to your knowledge of the topic, and my limited experience with Evangelical Christians bears it out. But my point was that even if it were true, I don't care. Nothing wrong with it from my (non-religious) perspective.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 03:47 PM (wYseH)

522 On the third day of Muzz rage my Imam sent to me...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:47 PM (ul9CR)

523 Did ja ever notice how they call for a day of rage and we call for a day of prayer . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:47 PM (R3i/a)

524 "Sometimes I wonder how much Jew hate is pure "I Hate You, Daddy"-ism over not being God's Chosen."

Spengler (David P. Goldman) has written extensively that most European Anti-Semitism, beginning deep in the middle ages, is based on this.

The rest is based on jealousy from european princes towards people who knew how to make money from trade, and who thus kept ending up with more money than the war-mongering princes did. A good pogrom or two was always handy at redistributing some wealth from the Jews pockets into the prince's pockets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:47 PM (k1TUh)

525 FTDB - Pfizer denies fumes from Viagra factory are arousing town's males


OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 06, 2017 03:47 PM (QQ+il)

526 I guess this kinda kicks the "Trump is an anti-Semite" meme in the balls, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

527 Any time TFG said "let me be clear" or "let me be perfectly clear," it was guaranteed that anything that immediately followed was pure unadulterated horseshit.

Posted by: Insomniac

Absolutely. Would love to play a game of poker with him.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

528 DOESN'T HE KNOW HE'S HITLER????

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

529 https://tinyurl.com/y96fh2tp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)


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Haha. PDT is "crazy", "arbitrary". They keep blaming the President. But aren't the Israelis happy about this? Presumably they agreed to this beforehand.

They don't feel this is a threat to them. They see it as something to be desired. Wouldn't they have a better idea of how things will play out? I don't see them taking unnecessary risks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (/qEW2)

530 518
Maybe we should refer to Muslims as "Rage R Us."



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

Or refer to them as a distant memory if they start any crap from the USA embassy move to Jerusalem.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (jxbfJ)

531 It never seems to work out well for those who persecute the Jews, does it?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

But it rarely works out well for the jews either, does it. There was no real consequence for the Holocaust, and we reward the pals with money.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (5gaNQ)

532 No need to give them to Japan. I'm pretty sure they have the bits already, just not assembled. That way they can claim both domestically and overseas that they don't have any nukes (despite obviously having the capability of making them).

Why do I think that? Because it's what I would do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:46 PM (YqDXo)



Many years ago, there was an editorial cartoon that had a drawing of a nuclear power plant in Japan and then a lever that on one side said PEACE and the other side WAR.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

533 Let them at least be safe in America"

*nods in agreement. Re reads Washington's letter*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (MINbv)

534 FTDB - Pfizer denies fumes from Viagra factory are arousing town's males

The whole story was laughable. What's the vapor pressure of sildenafil at room temperature? Zip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

535 >>Maybe we should refer to Muslims as "Rage R Us."

Hey, I'd like to see them adopt the pussyhat

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

536 There's a lot of, er, extra-biblical theorizing about the end times and Israel supported by scattered verses taken out of context. For some, it becomes the core of their Christianity, overwhelming the gospel its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)


As I said, near heresy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)


Agreed. Makes me a tad uncomfy. *peace sign* sonobi.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (YiAXR)

537 508 Poutine, however, is sent from heaven.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

And then New Jersey had to bastardize it and turn it into "Disco Fries".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (XMDuf)

538 Let's see how libs square the circle with Trump=Hitler and this bit of news.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

539 Re: the gates of hell. Has Hillary announced her candidacy for Queen of Hell? I realize she'll in tough against Countess What's her name, Mrs Dracula and Lilith but its not as if she hasn't lost elections before.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (nBr1j)

540 'I guess this kinda kicks the "Trump is an anti-Semite" meme in the balls, yes?'

Seems like exactly what Hitler would do, to hide the fact that he's Hitler.

:Some idiot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (EyPfd)

541 537 508 Poutine, however, is sent from heaven.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

And then New Jersey had to bastardize it and turn it into "Disco Fries".
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (XMDuf)

Does it come with a sidecar of cocaine?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

542 So.... people are threatening war and death...

Because we move our embassy 25 miles.

Kinda makes ya think they may not be really rational.

Posted by: Don Q, singing the Song of Angry Men at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

543 Heck of a day, I'd say.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (tcwn1)

544 525
FTDB - Pfizer denies fumes from Viagra factory are arousing town's males





OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 06, 2017 03:47 PM (QQ+il)

Us Irish are "growers", now "showers".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)

545 540 'I guess this kinda kicks the "Trump is an anti-Semite" meme in the balls, yes?'

Seems like exactly what Hitler would do, to hide the fact that he's Hitler.

:Some idiot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 03:49 PM (EyPfd)

You joke, but I fully expect to hear that from my fully brainwashed friends.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (72PAC)

546 Absolutely. Would love to play a game of poker with him.
Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (oiNtH)


What kind of retard says, "Don't call my bluff?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

547 But having Jewish relatives in my family, they believe this lock, stock and barrel and are far more afraid of Evangelicals then they are Islamic Extremists.

Yeah its based on stuff that happened centuries ago but its become sort of traditional. The thing is, the same sort of something was going on in non-Christian areas, too. I mean, Soviet Russia was anti-Christian, Nazi Germany was anti-Christian, as are Muslim areas. And the inquisition which was so evil to Jews was just as evil to fellow Christians, Muslims, and atheists.

And Evangelical Christians revere Israel because of a certain blend of mostly US Theology involving dispensations and a super complicated system of prophecy.

But its very hard to get Jews to recognize or admit this, particularly older ones. They were raised with horror stories of the distant past ringing in their ears.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)

548 Absolutely. Would love to play a game of poker with him.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

Heh. He would tell you to not call his bluff.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (T71PA)

549 Has Hillary announced her candidacy for Queen of Hell?

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Is there a third place? I'm not sure the Devil wants her, she's a tad unlikable.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (sX1BW)

550 You know, for a religion of peace, they sure do get violent a lot after attending mosque.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (xQfPr)

551 #537 And then New Jersey had to bastardize it and turn it into "Disco Fries".

Really? That name ruins it though. Half the fun is that what is essentially a white-trash (snow-trash?) food has a fancy Franch name!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (ul9CR)

552 528
DOESN'T HE KNOW HE'S HITLER????


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Must be the impeachable dementia. OTOH, I sent a slavishly worded message of support on wh dot gov. I recommend it to all.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (14URa)

553 Bret Stephens, who lived in Israel for many years and (presumably) is a Zionist, or at least would claim to be, chose today of all days to say Judge Moore is turning him into a Democrat. Filner didn't do that. Clinton couldn't accomplish it. Franken, nope. Only Moore is that powerful.

Oh yeah, and he has nothing good to say about Trump. Or Jerusalem.

What a schlemiel. He needs to figure out this whole Republican to Democrat transition, because he looks awkward as hell right now.


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (LISuA)

554 What kind of retard says, "Don't call my bluff?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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there is a reason no one has seen his grades/test scores.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (DtH98)

555 Alternatively, *will* it be the biggest TV event of the year?
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FWIW, I know people who do the halftime show.

The guy who designs the overall production design also does EVERYTHING for the DNC (insane alcoholic verbally abusive liberal Jew).

http://tribedesign.net/creative-jobs/

The executive producer is the son of legendary Don Kirshner, of Don Kirshner's Rock Concert.

http://kirshnerevents.com/

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (aT+Bx)

556 Machine against the rage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (IqV8l)

557 549
Has Hillary announced her candidacy for Queen of Hell?


We can do a whole lot better.

Posted by: Teh Debil at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (14URa)

558 529 https://tinyurl.com/y96fh2tp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

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Haha. PDT is "crazy", "arbitrary". They keep blaming the President. But aren't the Israelis happy about this? Presumably they agreed to this beforehand.

They don't feel this is a threat to them. They see it as something to be desired. Wouldn't they have a better idea of how things will play out? I don't see them taking unnecessary risks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (/qEW2)

What really fun?

Its been US Law to move that embassy since 1995.... another law that other Presidents ignored...

Trump is just doing what the LAW says...

Posted by: Don Q, singing the Song of Angry Men at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

559 Oh, Disco Fries use mozz instead of cheese curds. I looked it up.

Does sound good though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (ul9CR)

560 Absolutely. Would love to play a game of poker with him.

Don't call his bluff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

561 But it rarely works out well for the jews either,
does it. There was no real consequence for the Holocaust, and we reward
the pals with money.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (5gaNQ)

Eventually, every knee shall bend to God. Our time in this world is a blink of the eye.


Also, for all of our money that the Pali's are getting, Their lives in this world are still absolute shit because they hate Jews more than they love anything... including their children.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (SrkNc)

562 'Day of rage' a tell about how much Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood partner with Amerca's radical Left. So is the CAIR involvement in #BLM and Linda Sarsour leading the Women's March. This has been going on for years:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ge23ws

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (W+vEI)

563 MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews appeared on "Morning Joe" Wednesday and said Evangelical Christians don't understand the politics of Israel because they have "mythical" beliefs about it.
__________________________

What b.s.

It is the muslims who are the ones engaged in myth-making.

They claim that Jerusalem is their holy city. But Muhammad never stepped foot in Jerusalem during his lifetime, and the koran never once mentions Jerusalem by name.

The muslims claim that Jerusalem is the site of the Al Aqsa mosque ("the farthest mosque") that Muhammad supposedly visited in a dream. But there were NO mosques in Jerusalem during Muhammad's lifetime, so that can't be the mosque he visited (even if you believe that "dream" visits somehow give the muzzies a claim to the site).

Contrast with the Christian Bible and the Jewish Torah, which mention Jerusalem by name hundreds of times. Also, Jerusalem is the Jews' historical city, and much of their history took place there.

It's just ridiculous that the west has indulged the muzzies' myths about Jerusalem for so many years. It belongs to the Jews. Always has.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (fqUgw)

564 This is merely Trump being Hercules. The Twelve Labors of Hercules. Read up on it. Trump has already bested Samson in the Primaries.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (YV+SU)

565
Seems like exactly what Hitler would do, to hide the fact that he's Hitler.



:Some idiot.
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Sounds good to us, we're running with it!!!

Posted by: CNN/Huffpo/MSNBC/VOX/ The Guardian at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (aT+Bx)

566 557 549
Has Hillary announced her candidacy for Queen of Hell?


We can do a whole lot better.

Posted by: Teh Debil at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (14URa)

Dude.... come on.... even WE have some standards....

Posted by: Beezelbub at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

567 Hopefully our presstitutes will travel en masse to the West Bank and collude with the Palistinians on how to use the Ferguson effect and burn their own m'fu*ing neighborhood down.

That won't be a violation of the Logan act 'cause there is no Palistinian country. It's just a shit hole neighborhood.

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (6dFYM)

568 "Absolutely. Would love to play a game of poker with him.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 03:48 PM (oiNtH)"
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Cheri, don't call my bluff.

Posted by: Barak Obama at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (3BFzK)

569 "501 But having Jewish relatives in my family, they believe this lock, stock and barrel and are far more afraid of Evangelicals then they are Islamic Extremists.
Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (lKmt3)

Busily trying to stop the 1930s, despite the fact that Evangelicals had nothing to do with it, Jews blame generic Christianity. Our idiot rabbi actually lobbies for more area mosques. Such pathos."

These are the same people who believed, unquestionably, that Trump must be a viciously anti-semitic jew-hater, because he was obviously a Nazi and a white supremacist.

I wonder how they are going to work out the cognitive dissonance between what they believe and what he has just done. I'm sure they'll come up with a way, but perhaps a few honest ones will have their eyes opened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (k1TUh)

570 Must be the impeachable dementia. OTOH, I sent a slavishly worded message of support on wh dot gov. I recommend it to all.
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (14URa)



Oh that was flying around the Twatter today, did you hear how Trump was slurring his words, 25th Amendment, 25th Amendment!

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

571 Let them at least be safe in America.
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Amen to that.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (XQvuQ)

572 I really don't see why this is such a big deal. Jerusalem isn't 10 miles from my house.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)

573 Friday! Friday! Friday!

It's our Day of Rage! sale. Buy one 'splodey vest, get 50% off another of same or lesser value. Plus spend $100 or more and get $25 in PA Bucks. Hurry in for the best selection of ManPads, AK-47's, RPGs, and SCUD missiles. We're stackin' 'em deep and sellin' 'em cheap! Don't miss our Early Bird specials either - the first 100 shoppers get a free ammo belt.

Posted by: Palestinian Mercado Bodega at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (QLvwG)

574 Oh, and Bloomberg Fake News retracted its story from yesterday claiming Deutsche Bank had been subpoened for Trump bank records. Now, it's Manafort.

They're not sorry for being fabulists but they are sorry for getting caught, they say.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (LISuA)

575 It's just ridiculous that the west has indulged the muzzies' myths about Jerusalem for so many years. It belongs to the Jews. Always has.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

What you said

Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (O2RFr)

576 MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews appeared on "Morning Joe" Wednesday and said Evangelical Christians don't understand the politics of Israel because they have "mythical" beliefs about it.
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Uh huh. Chris Matthews is my go-to for historical theological issues.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

577 Of all of the public virtues, courage is the most important,
for without courage a man can do nothing significant....

Posted by: Zombie Cicero at December 06, 2017 03:22 PM (0jtPF)


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Of all the important conservative issues, fixing immigration is the most important, for without fixing immigration, we soon won't be able to do anything significant on any other front ...

Ex. CA, VA, and possibly Florida.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 03:55 PM (/qEW2)

578 Also, for all of our money that the Pali's are getting, Their lives in this world are still absolute shit because they hate Jews more than they love anything... including their children.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (SrkNc)

But nobody is slaughtering them. They fervently believe that their hatred will win them rewards in the next life.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:55 PM (5gaNQ)

579 In Hell we have a room reserved for her and certain customers will be required to service her for a very long time. Then they get to go to Janet Reno's room.

Posted by: Satan at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (6dFYM)

580 For some reason MSNBC was on and the changer was missing in a room I work out in, so had only MSNBC's take on this for a while.

-Irrational, loony decision by Trump

-Will lead to violence (justified)

-Incomprehensible essentially

-Brings down many decades of the status quo and for what?

-Terrible decision, but what can you expect of a President so ignorant he would deny global warming and withdraw from Paris Accords.

-Etc, etc. Not ONE dissenting non-leftist view. No counterpoint view like Shep Smith provides as a liberal counterpart for Fox.

Posted by: RM at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (U3LtS)

581 I see a bunch of "dreamers" were arrested today on the Capital steps... How did they find time from their Medical practice and Scientific research to attend?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (O2RFr)

582 MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews appeared on "Morning Joe" Wednesday and said Evangelical Christians don't understand the politics of Israel because they have "mythical" beliefs about it.
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Uh huh. Chris Matthews is my go-to for historical theological issues.

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In fairness, Drunk Irish Guys do tend to think they know everything.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

583 Religiously, the case of the Jews is very interesting. I'm not Evangelical, but I know the Mormons are very strong supporters of Israel. Indeed, there's a little garden right outside of Jerusalem where the Israeli government has a small monument to one of the very first Mormons: Orson Hyde. Back when the Mormons were still being attacked by the United States, Orson Hyde did a trip through Europe and eventually Israel--like 1850s era, I think. He consecrated the ground for the gathering of Israel as prophesied in the Bible.

And now the LDS church has an extensive complex in Jerusalem, but no proselyting.

Funny thing, though: LDS church prophecies talk about the world eventually being ruled by two capitals: a religious one in Jerusalem, and a political capital, in the United States. It's... not as fantastic as it once seemed.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (HDMVB)

584 You don't have to be born a Jew, you can convert.
I know people that have done it.
Not easy at all, from what I understand.
Especially the bris after age 1 month or so."



Ivanka Trump converted in order to marry Jared.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (YiAXR)

585 89
Galatians 3:28
I used to score pretty well on Galatians.
But I was better at Space Invaders.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (UFgOG)

586 Did I hear someone say 3 days of strange?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (hUqh+)

587 "But nobody is slaughtering them. They fervently believe that their hatred will win them rewards in the next life."

I'm in favor of giving them their rewards as soon as possible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

588
But nobody is slaughtering them. They fervently believe that their hatred will win them rewards in the next life.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:55 PM (5gaNQ)

They are slaughtering themselves.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (SrkNc)

589 n fairness, Drunk Irish Guys do tend to think they know everything.

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or that can win any fight...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (QC/4S)

590 Of all the important conservative issues, fixing immigration is the most important, for without fixing immigration, we soon won't be able to do anything significant on any other front ...

Ex. CA, VA, and possibly Florida.
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There is one way to reverse this trend and that is to invade Cuba. Just a thought.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (YV+SU)

591

I just have to say: I love my president. For the first time in many years I feel I have a leader who is fighting for me and fighting for a strong America.

I hope the praying folks here remember to lift up President Trump and his family in prayer. He needs all the support he can get.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (TdMsT)

592 554 What kind of retard says, "Don't call my bluff?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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there is a reason no one has seen his grades/test scores.
Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (DtH9/i]

Reminds of once in HS when two Mexican girls got into a cat fight. The VP broke it up, and starting taking names, whereupon one of the girl's friends yells, "Don't tell him your name, Bonita!"

We all laughed. It actually kinda broke the tension.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

593 >>Filner didn't do that. Clinton couldn't accomplish it. Franken, nope. Only Moore is that powerful.




Think what really did it is working for the NYT.
He'll be gushing over Obama's pants crease any minute now...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (W+vEI)

594 What a schlemiel.
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (QCX64)

595 'I'm pretty sure they have the bits already, just not assembled.'

Absolutely--with their level of technological skill, they can have a nuke program up and running in a matter of months. They're not going to cower before the Nork threat. And when they nuke up, the ChiComs will have a much bigger problem than crazy Rocket Man.

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (eE/Pq)

596

The House of Representatives overwhelmingly rejected Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green's bill to impeach President Donald Trump Wednesday on the House floor.

As the bill was brought to the floor, Republicans called for a vote for the bill to be set aside. The vote to table the impeachment legislation was decided in a sweeping 364-58 vote.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

597 Do you think that when the world goes insane over something like this, Trump wonders "WTF? I'm just doing what I said I'd do."

Also... JihadWatch has a story about Tanzania supporting this and moving their embassy to Jerusalem as well. They expect other African nations to do the same.

Posted by: CNN/Huffpo/MSNBC/VOX/ The Guardian at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (aT+Bx)

598 @583

Re: LDS Proselytizing in Israel -

IIRC, part of the agreement that allowed the BYU Jerusalem Center to be built stipulated no Book of Mormon in Hebrew.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 03:59 PM (zVgt5)

599 Oh that was flying around the Twatter today, did you hear how Trump was slurring his words, 25th Amendment, 25th Amendment!





Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 03:54 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah, they're like cockroaches in a bright light.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:59 PM (14URa)

600 "There was no real consequence for the Holocaust, and we reward the pals with money."


Umm, did you take a good look at what was done to Germany? God certainly knows how to pick the tools to accomplish his tasks is all I am going to say.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2017 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

601 553 Bret Stephens, who lived in Israel for many years and (presumably) is a Zionist, or at least would claim to be, chose today of all days to say Judge Moore is turning him into a Democrat. Filner didn't do that. Clinton couldn't accomplish it. Franken, nope. Only Moore is that powerful.

Oh yeah, and he has nothing good to say about Trump. Or Jerusalem.

What a schlemiel. He needs to figure out this whole Republican to Democrat transition, because he looks awkward as hell right now.


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 03:51 PM (LISuA)


To say nothing of the former mayor of Seattle, who molested at least 5 underage boys before finally resigning.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 03:59 PM (XMDuf)

602 In Jukinism, when Chris Matthews has his third leg tingle the great and Holy Negra Modelo Beer Keg shall descend unto Jukin's outside bar. And The Jukin shall call forth his friends to try to kill the Holy Negra Modelo Keg but the Keg will will be unkillable. And the Jukin will rest and have smile upon his countenance and a full bladder and a mighty fine morning beer buzz.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 03:59 PM (3BFzK)

603 Our idiot rabbi actually lobbies for more area mosques.
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Sigh

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (/RKWU)

604 Also... JihadWatch has a story about Tanzania supporting this and moving their embassy to Jerusalem as well. They expect other African nations to do the same.

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Turns out America is still a world leader. Who knew.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

605 578 Also, for all of our money that the Pali's are getting, Their lives in this world are still absolute shit because they hate Jews more than they love anything... including their children.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (SrkNc)

But nobody is slaughtering them. They fervently believe that their hatred will win them rewards in the next life.
Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 03:55 PM (5gaNQ)

They're hate-driven savages. Every time Israel has ceded land to them, they immediately destroy what Israel had built there, turn it into a shithole, and use it to launch rockets into Israel. Every. Fucking. Time. And yet dumbfucks in government and media go on about the "peace process."

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

606 I wonder how they are going to work out the cognitive dissonance between what they believe and what he has just done. I'm sure they'll come up with a way, but perhaps a few honest ones will have their eyes opened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (k1TUh)

They will simply say that this "cynical" move will put more lives in jeopardy and endanger jews around the world. My BIL was raised orthodox and doesn't give a shit about Israel, as long as his grandsons do not have to wear a military uniform. He believed McCain would yank the sippy cups out of their hands and give them a weapon (they were 4 and 6 in 200. A lifetime of rationalizing that democrats are demigods will not die over this

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (5gaNQ)

607 582 In fairness, Drunk Irish Guys do tend to think they know everything.
Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

I used to work with a Drunk Irish Guy, and I can 100% confirm this.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (XMDuf)

608 About some other countries intending to also move their embassies to Jerusalem, nothing succeeds like success.

Posted by: Decaf at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (PCopq)

609 Some folks need vit B what the palis need is a big dose of D9.

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (/RKWU)

610 In fairness, Drunk Irish Guys do tend to think they know everything.

"...and let me tell you another thing!"
-Drunken Irish guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+)

611 [ ] Fabulist


[ ] Fableist



One could argue that if they are going to tell fables, it should be fableist.

Oddly enough, my auto-cucumber wants to change fableist to fabulist

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (EyPfd)

612 African nations ? how interesting

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (QC/4S)

613 "Also... JihadWatch has a story about Tanzania supporting this and moving their embassy to Jerusalem as well. They expect other African nations to do the same. "

Israel has been quietly accumulating good support from sub-saharan Africa, and those nations aren't happy at all about the way the muslims have been trying to invade and disrupt their societies. (ie, Boko Haram)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (k1TUh)

614
But nobody is slaughtering them. They fervently believe that their hatred will win them rewards in the next life.
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plus their surving relatives get cash and prizes from the PLO.

Palestinians have high birth rate. A high rate of exploding. The mom's get a check for each exploded kid. See how that works? Its a weapons manufacturing system. Guess where the PLO gets the cash from . . .

Say what you want about toxic masculinity but
women who love the world more than they love their kids cause hell on earth.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (OGxvq)

615 I have zero respect for arabs as a group, although I know that some of them are wonderful people who wish harm to no one, but their culture is mired in blood lust and ignorance. This was the right thing to do. Threats of days of rage make me laugh. Everyday is a day of rage. There can be no peace until one side achieves total victory and the defeated finally wakes up and realizes there is no future in 'rage'.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (KJ2QQ)

616 Let them at least be safe in America. If the jews aren't safe, neither will be the Christians. Not at this time in history.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 03:45 PM (YiAXR)

Christians aren't safe, at all. Take a quick peek at the ME. Nearly no Christians left in Iraq, and the Copts are being slaughtered in Egypt. The mohammedans are just about as tolerant as we have come to expect.

And don't get caught trying to be Christian in Singapore.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (7UW64)

617 Our idiot rabbi actually lobbies for more area mosques.

***********************



Yeah, well, I'm Catholic. My world isn't much better.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (aT+Bx)

618 595 'I'm pretty sure they have the bits already, just not assembled.'

Absolutely--with their level of technological skill, they can have a nuke program up and running in a matter of months. They're not going to cower before the Nork threat. And when they nuke up, the ChiComs will have a much bigger problem than crazy Rocket Man.
Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (eE/Pq)


Months on the outside, I would guess. Stockpile krytrons and other bits, then if things get sticky, build your Heathkit nuke over a three-day weekend.

Why would they want to be in a position to do this? Because we may be stupid enough to elect another Democrat who might hang them out to dry, and they'll need to look out for #1. I'm sure the lesson of Ukraine was not lost on them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

619 49 Judge in American Samoa has issued an injunction.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 02:46 PM (xBSm0)

You're probably kidding, but I feel the need to check because that's where we are now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (4ErVI)

620 596

The House of Representatives overwhelmingly rejected Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green's bill to impeach President Donald Trump Wednesday on the House floor.

As the bill was brought to the floor, Republicans called for a vote for the bill to be set aside. The vote to table the impeachment legislation was decided in a sweeping 364-58 vote.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

I don't know why, but I find it comical that it was this Al Green schmuck who brought it up, and not "Impeach 45" Mad Maxine.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (XMDuf)

621

Bibi was doing a lot of outreaching Africa, and Israel has a ton of technology - that can help there with farming, water needs.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (QC/4S)

622 >>>In fairness, Drunk Irish Guys do tend to think they know everything.

WAIT WAIT WAIT
:::barges up, hands waving:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (cASAP)

623 I wonder how they are going to work out the cognitive dissonance between what they believe and what he has just done. I'm sure they'll come up with a way, but perhaps a few honest ones will have their eyes opened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 03:53 PM (k1TUh)

The embassies may be in Tel Aviv, but the business of state in in Jerusalem. Africans are least likely to afford this charade

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (5gaNQ)

624 the Bible is a good book

but this "Jews are (present tense) God's people" thing is not exactly a new testament thing. Paul said there is neither Jew nor Gentile now, we all can be ONE by acceptance of JC.

The whole "tribe" thing would seem to be about bloodline ... but I suppose (now even with Judaism) one can join that tribe. Certainly anyone can join Christianity ... that was sorta the "upgrade" to fulfilling the law, and/or being born into "God's people" by blood.

There was always (it seems to me) a resurrection of the just -- while the unjust would be judged and die a second death. Too much tribalism has some problems.

I like Israel because they (it seems) follow OT biblical codes. If they (internally) start going too commie ... that may (or may not) be a problem. Mostly ... their biblically grounded heritage makes them good civilized allies, their own nation state.

The "God's Nation" thing ... no, that is a weird thing for Christians to assert, as I read it. JC rather straightly said the leaders (Pharisees) had been corrupted, (as can happen with any Christian "institutionalized religion" e.g. current pope pushing Marxist crap)

Individuals believe and act right, or not. Always a remnant of faithful maybe ... but not "good nation, bad nation".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (otAqJ)

625 In fairness, Drunk Irish Guys do tend to think they know everything.

I know for a fact, you're wrong.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (vmsda)

626 Also... JihadWatch has a story about Tanzania supporting this and moving their embassy to Jerusalem as well. They expect other African nations to do the same.
Posted by: CNN/Huffpo/MSNBC/VOX/ The Guardian at December 06, 2017 03:58 PM (aT+Bx)



I haven't paid that close attention but I know that Israle has been making strong outreach to North African countries. It makes sense both strategically and economically.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

627 "Gates of Hell"?

That's what we call K Street.

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Hah!

Posted by: Decaf at December 06, 2017 04:02 PM (PCopq)

628 617 Our idiot rabbi actually lobbies for more area mosques.

***********************



Yeah, well, I'm Catholic. My world isn't much better.
Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (aT+Bx



Makes ya miss the Borgias.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (z/Ubi)

629 Junior. Interesting. Not really important since the book of Mormon is in Hebrew, just not by the official LDS church. Wouldn't surprise me though.

Unfortunately the Jews get everything last this time around, "The first shall be last and the last shall be first" and all.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (HDMVB)

630 African nations ? how interesting

Posted by: runner
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Bunch of serious black Methodists in Africa.

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (/RKWU)

631 Say what you want about toxic masculinity but
women who love the world more than they love their kids cause hell on earth.



Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (OGxvq)

There is nothing toxic about masculinity. There is something deeply toxic about militant atheism and militant mohammedanism.

Men are men, and women who acknowledge this are much happier.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (7UW64)

632 They're hate-driven savages. Every time Israel has
ceded land to them, they immediately destroy what Israel had built
there, turn it into a shithole, and use it to launch rockets into
Israel. Every. Fucking. Time. And yet dumbfucks in government and media
go on about the "peace process."

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

And, in the end, they gain nothing but making their own lives miserable. Life expectancy in the Palestinian territories is now ten years shorter than in Israel.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (SrkNc)

633 Funny how no Democrats are lining up to call for Bob Menedez to resign. After the information about his child sex ring connections you'd think that would be enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)

634 Aside from the constant cacophony and din of the media, the establishment, Horrywood, academics and all other assorted maniacs -- this Trump guy, he's starting to impress the hell out of me.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 06, 2017 04:04 PM (mQ0Mc)

635 As the bill was brought to the floor, Republicans called for a vote for
the bill to be set aside. The vote to table the impeachment legislation
was decided in a sweeping 364-58 vote.
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That seems to me to be a lot of Dem reps going before their voters next year having to defend a vote against impeachement...or their party's votes in favor.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 04:04 PM (XQvuQ)

636 The House of Representatives overwhelmingly rejected Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green's bill to impeach President Donald Trump Wednesday on the House floor.
..............

Rumor has it Al Green has been getting naked and rubbing his old man balls in front of his secretary.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

637 635 As the bill was brought to the floor, Republicans called for a vote for
the bill to be set aside. The vote to table the impeachment legislation
was decided in a sweeping 364-58 vote.
----
That seems to me to be a lot of Dem reps going before their voters next year having to defend a vote against impeachement...or their party's votes in favor.
Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2017 04:04 PM (XQvuQ)

I don't know. Wasn't even Pelosi of all people saying they should cool it with the impeachment stuff?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

638 There is only one reason for Al "Tongue Puncher" Franken is being taken to the rape shed, there was a PHOTO OF THE GROPEN.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (3BFzK)

639 "Gates of Hell"?

That's what we call K Street.

--

I thought it had something to do with Madonna's nether regions.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (mQ0Mc)

640 Funny how no Democrats are lining up to call for Bob Menedez to resign.

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Good old fashion bribery and corruption is still tolerated. And Hookers don't count - regardless of age.

Everyone knows this.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (sX1BW)

641 And there are no more beautiful women in the world than Israeli women.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Gal Gadot.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (xQfPr)

642 Africa is more a center of Christian hope than the USA. They send missionaries to America now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

643 Do Jews believe in an afterlife?

Some have told me they don't, but they were Jews like I am a ballerina, so...

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (w7KSn)

644 And, in the end, they gain nothing but making their own lives miserable. Life expectancy in the Palestinian territories is now ten years shorter than in Israel.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (SrkNc)

All of which they blame on Israel. Go figure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

645 JihadWatch has a story about Tanzania supporting this and moving their embassy to Jerusalem as well. They expect other African nations to do the same.


Meh, just countries you can buy on eBay

Posted by: Mark Shields is an a$$hat at December 06, 2017 04:07 PM (EzdLW)

646 Now I'm just a caveman congressman but this Trump and Constitution frighten and scare me.

Posted by: Al Green at December 06, 2017 04:07 PM (3BFzK)

647 "633 Funny how no Democrats are lining up to call for Bob Menedez to resign. After the information about his child sex ring connections you'd think that would be enough."

Well, he never made any moves on any wealthy white women, he just picked on little brown and black girls. Black Lives Don't Matter, not to dems they don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 04:07 PM (k1TUh)

648 And, in the end, they gain nothing but making their own lives miserable. Life expectancy in the Palestinian territories is now ten years shorter than in Israel.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 04:03 PM (SrkNc)

That matters to us, to them, death is merely a move to paradise. Most jews believe that when you die, the lights go out and it's over. End of story.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:07 PM (5gaNQ)

649 -
--
Rumor has it Al Green has been getting naked and rubbing his old man balls in front of his secretary.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:05 PM
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"In front of" or "on the front of" ?


Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (pMGkg)

650
643 Do Jews believe in an afterlife?

Some have told me they don't, but they were Jews like I am a ballerina, so...
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Jews have Shoal which is the same as Hades - the place where the dead go - forever.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU)

651 So full of Win.

Now.

Destroy al Aqsa and Re-Build The Temple

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (+PZsn)

652
The muslims claim that Jerusalem is the site of the Al Aqsa mosque ("the farthest mosque") that Muhammad supposedly visited in a dream.



He didn't actually visit the mosque he just parked his flying horse in front of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

653 All of which they blame on Israel. Go figure.

Its like blacks in Detroit blaming their miseries on whites. You have two choices when things keep going wrong: figure out what you are doing that needs to change... or find someone else to blame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)

654 But having Jewish relatives in my family, they believe this lock, stock and barrel and are far more afraid of Evangelicals then they are Islamic Extremists.

Yeah its based on stuff that happened centuries ago but its become sort of traditional. The thing is, the same sort of something was going on in non-Christian areas, too. I mean, Soviet Russia was anti-Christian, Nazi Germany was anti-Christian, as are Muslim areas. And the inquisition which was so evil to Jews was just as evil to fellow Christians, Muslims, and atheists.

And Evangelical Christians revere Israel because of a certain blend of mostly US Theology involving dispensations and a super complicated system of prophecy.

But its very hard to get Jews to recognize or admit this, particularly older ones. They were raised with horror stories of the distant past ringing in their ears.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)



The weird thing about this is that at some level,

all sides appear to believe in the End Times prophesy regarding Jerusalem.


Otherwise, why so serious?

Me? I'd say, Sure, buddy, let's test out that there prophesy and your religion's belief system.

What's the clock on this? Cuz I want to know when to call you an asshole.

Hey, let's bet on it! Whaddya say?


And I'd be secure in the knowledge of a coming payday.

As this prophesy, like most prophesies is a bunch of horse paste.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (NyJwR)

655 Turns out America is still a world leader. Who knew.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:00 PM (sX1BW)
..............

DamnGRZZYLFYSKKSsonofaBTTTTCHH!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)

656 Once the move is effected Trump would be smart to pull the Tel Aviv embassy down to make sure future Dem administrations can't just move it back. If they wanted to do so they would have to go to much more trouble than just using moving vans.

Posted by: Decaf at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (PCopq)

657 643 Do Jews believe in an afterlife?
Some have told me they don't, but they were Jews like I am a ballerina, so...

Reform Jews in America mostly don't, and they're the majority here. But there is a huge religious split there, and I'm reasonably sure that the Orthodox and their various permutations do. There's even one subset that believes in reincarnation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (k1TUh)

658 Just leaving this here:

https://t.co/cJsvkQBE08


(For the record, I would watch the hell out of that)

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

659 Since the gutter media has been wrong about everything for many, many, many years; and, now make it clear their primary objective is to get dems back into office & Trump impeached, that is the lens thru which I read their news.

So the fact that Chris Matthews is insulting Christians as stupid, and the media is aflame, and the EU puppets are upset...makes me believe Trump made the right move.

I also think "Rage R Us" and Rape R Us" are excellent Islam slogans. They seem to either practice or threaten them weekly.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (YiAXR)

660 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Gal Gadot.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 06, 2017 04:06 PM (xQfPr)



Thankls, I'll take her.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (EzdLW)

661 648 really, no afterlife for Jews? I did not know that.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (7B3HW)

662 Per Drudge: 28 Dem Senators calling on Franken to pull his own rip cord.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

663 Jews have Shoal which is the same as Hades - the place where the dead go - forever.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU)

She'ol.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (wYseH)

664 Nood.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (fqUgw)

665 Nood Comey.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (QCX64)

666 652 He didn't actually visit the mosque he just parked his flying horse in front of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

Why wouldn't the mosque just fly to Muhammad?

Isn't that how Muslim "logic" works?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (XMDuf)

667 Anyone remember those days gone by when PDT was just hillary's stalking horse?

I miss those days.

Posted by: Exile at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (Fikbq)

668 "Smart diplomacy"

"leading from behind"


So totally busted.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (wfwh3)

669 643 Do Jews believe in an afterlife?

Mostly, no. A few ultraorthodox kept vigil thinking Schneerson would rise from the grave, but very few believe in an afterlife. Many believe, truly believe, that sociology really is theology..tikkun olam, trumps Torah

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (5gaNQ)

670 They can stand me up at the Gates of Hell
But I won't back down

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at December 06, 2017 04:11 PM (7uYFy)

671 654
The weird thing about this is that at some level,

all sides appear to believe in the End Times prophesy regarding Jerusalem.



The Muzzies think that it happens in Dabiq.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:11 PM (XMDuf)

672 Found out Rufus Wainwright is a hard core Leftist , a musician interviewed on Dennis Prager had to walk out in the middle of a performance from Rufus turning Christmas holiday music into a travesty and a rant on how the tax bill is going to ruin the country.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)

673 "Israeli media is reporting that several countries have advised Israel's
foreign ministry that they, too, intend to move their embassies to
Jerusalem in light of today's announcement by President Trump."

How do you say "sick of winning" in Yiddish?

Posted by: Clique me at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (1vsiQ)

674 Co-ordinated Dem attack on Franken must be to get out in front of another . perhaps more serious, accusation against him....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (7uYFy)

675 Its been US Law to move that embassy since 1995.... another law that other Presidents ignored...

Trump is just doing what the LAW says...

Posted by: Don Q, singing the Song of Angry Men at December 06, 2017 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

Dems and GOPes have a way of passing laws and then ignoring them.

We don't have that option.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (ZM2xo)

676 661 648 really, no afterlife for Jews? I did not know that.
Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (7B3HW)

And most do not believe in divine intervention. Prayer does not change things, prayer changes people who change things...is the current view.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (5gaNQ)

677 Unfortunately Israel has their own unhinged Left.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (ux+5c)

678 But Jews believe in a Messiah, no?

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (w7KSn)

679 Frida Ghitis (who?) in with a breathless report on CNN that Trump's global credibility is shot with this announcement.

Hey what type of name is Ghitis anyway? I just noticed that is kind of an odd name. Let's see what happens when we punch that into Google.

Ok sort of hard to tell from her looks.

Let's see what she writes about on an all search...

Welp, she's a muslim. All the articles are about Muslims. A place where Muslims Love America, Turkey faces a fateful choice, A Muslim country that loves America, France Wrong on Burkini Ban, Crazy theories about Islamic State in the Middle East, When the Imams Went Auschwitz, etc.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (4ErVI)

680 Always side with civilized societies rather than the savages. Jerusalem, meet embassy. Embassy, meet Jerusalem.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (2NqXo)

681 "Found out Rufus Wainwright is a hard core Leftist "

Found that out during the Bush years.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (ZM2xo)

682 "In front of" or "on the front of" ?

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 04:08 PM (pMGkg)
..........

So you're asking was it a "Louis C.K." or "John Conyers" ?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (HgMAr)

683 "And I'd be secure in the knowledge of a coming payday.

As this prophesy, like most prophesies is a bunch of horse paste. "

I think what makes everyone nervous about Jerusalem is that, thousands of years ago it was prophesied that Jerusalem would be destroyed, and the Jews driven out, and Israel would be scattered, but then at some point in the distant future, Jerusalem would be rebuilt, and the Jews from across the world would return, and Israel would become a strong country at the center of world affairs, once again.

Christian theologians spent a couple thousand years writing wonderful explanations as to why this was now never going to happen, that "The Promise" had now been transferred to the Gentiles through the new covenant. Martin Luther himself wrote an extensive piece arguing that it was the height of folly for any of his followers to think that Israel could ever be a living, breathing Jewish Nation again. Couldn't happen, wouldn't happen.

Well, look where we are. Huh. Literally, no one saw that coming. Except the guys 2,000 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (k1TUh)

684 And I'd be secure in the knowledge of a coming payday.

As this prophesy, like most prophesies is a bunch of horse paste.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (NyJwR)


In the limited reading and discussions I've had with scholars, the End Times thing is a fairly recent development. The interpretation taking hold only in the last 50-75 years...or maybe popularized during that period.

But it does appear popular among Evangelical Christians. Can't speak about other religions. And, like I said, it's my limited & anecdotal knowledge speaking here.

I finally decided I am having a hard enough time living day to day, so I'm gonna focus on that.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (YiAXR)

685 611---One could argue that if they are going to tell fables, it should be fableist.

Oddly enough, my auto-cucumber wants to change fableist to fabulist

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 04:01 PM (EyPfd)
------------------------------------
"Fable" comes from Latin "fabula."
A fabulist is one who tells fables.

Posted by: Zombie Cicero at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (0jtPF)

686 Markell is against it, so we now have confirmation it was the right thing to do.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (Ftuf+)

687 You can't really pin down "Jewish theology" that simply any more than you can "Christian theology" because there are many different groups and sects of Jewish faith with varying ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

688 I'm making a Merkel Room too.

It's Hell down here.

Posted by: Satan at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (6dFYM)

689 678 But Jews believe in a Messiah, no?
Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (w7KSn)

Only the very orthodox. The rest believe in Tikkun Olam (heal the world), and that this can be accomplished by man alone (and more often than not, redistributive policies)

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (5gaNQ)

690 687 You can't really pin down "Jewish theology" that simply any more than you can "Christian theology" because there are many different groups and sects of Jewish faith with varying ideas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)
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Well you really can't deny that that "different groups and sects of the Jewish faith" put down a big footprint in America supporting planned parenthood and nearly all of the Democrat Party agenda. In other words they belly up to those that would let the alligator eat them next.

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (6dFYM)

691 Frida Ghitis (who?) in with a breathless report on CNN that Trump's global credibility is shot with this announcement.




Bwahahahahaha.

Exactly when did he have any credibility? He was denounced before he became president, and after he became president, by world leaders. Heck, they've been meeting with Obama over the last year.

There's a freedom in that...he's got nothing to lose.

Wait...that's a song.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Obama was well liked by world leaders, but not respected. Yes, I would like our President to be both, but since he hasn't been liked, it's good to go for respect. To be liked he'd have to grovel...that's like appeasement. Doesn't work.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (YiAXR)

692 Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (6dFYM) \

Yep.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (5gaNQ)

693 I saw Waves of Violence open for A Flock of Seagulls in '82 at the Agora Ballroom.

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (8b+oT)

694 684 And I'd be secure in the knowledge of a coming payday.

As this prophesy, like most prophesies is a bunch of horse paste.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (NyJwR)


In the limited reading and discussions I've had with scholars, the End Times thing is a fairly recent development. The interpretation taking hold only in the last 50-75 years...or maybe popularized during that period.

But it does appear popular among Evangelical Christians. Can't speak about other religions. And, like I said, it's my limited & anecdotal knowledge speaking here.

I finally decided I am having a hard enough time living day to day, so I'm gonna focus on that.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (YiAXR)



500 years ago a bunch of Anabaptists believed that Christ would be returning in the city of Munster Germany. There are always those thinking the end times are coming.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (z/Ubi)

695 I was really happy to read this. I hope that other countries follow suit. The only half-logical argument against it is that the economic center of Israel is Tel Aviv and that a great many international corporations are located there. Didn't know that. But it doesn't matter.

On a side note:

"what really happened with Benedict. Not a lot of money but I'd chip in."


Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 03:14 PM
I have heard some conspiracy conjecture, but the fact is that Pope Benedict wanted to retire before he was elected. There were all sorts of clues that he would resign: He predicted his tenure wouldn't be long, and he made some comments while visiting a site associated with Celestine, the pope who wrote the procedures for resignation before he resigned.
I didn't know until reading "In His Own Words" an interview with him that when he was elected, he was already blind in one eye and had heart troubles.I know people who were very sad when he resigned. One of the reasons that a great many people love him (including me) is that he had been a teacher for so long that he wrote and spoke as someone who loved Jesus and wanted others to understand Scripture and to embrace Jesus.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (fxCK2)

696 They are slaughtering themselves.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 06, 2017 03:57 PM (SrkNc)


========

They think "Hmmm... I'm so bored. No Jews or Christians around. Think I'll blow up some Sufis, or whatever sect disagrees with me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (/qEW2)

697 Christian theologians spent a couple thousand years writing wonderful explanations as to why this was now never going to happen, that "The Promise" had now been transferred to the Gentiles through the new covenant. Martin Luther himself wrote an extensive piece arguing that it was the height of folly for any of his followers to think that Israel could ever be a living, breathing Jewish Nation again. Couldn't happen, wouldn't happen.

Well, look where we are. Huh. Literally, no one saw that coming. Except the guys 2,000 years ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (k1TUh)



Martin Luther wasn't exactly supportive of the Jews though.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)

698 No afterlife? Why the heck was Elijah carried up to heaven?

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (/RKWU)

699 698 No afterlife? Why the heck was Elijah carried up to heaven?
Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (/RKWU)



My guess is that they are getting confused that the Jews don't have a "hell"

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (z/Ubi)

700 In the limited reading and discussions I've had with scholars, the End
Times thing is a fairly recent development. The interpretation taking
hold only in the last 50-75 years...or maybe popularized during that
period.
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You must be talking VERY, VERY limited reading and discussions. It's been important to Christian theology since Christian theology began.

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (8b+oT)

701 American Jews to denounce PDT move in four three two one...

yep they are out there

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (6dFYM)

702 Al Green is one crazy looking guy. Ick. There has got to be some skeletons in his closet.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (oiNtH)

703 The rest believe in Tikkun Olam (heal the world),
and that this can be accomplished by man alone (and more often than not,
redistributive policies)

Posted by: CN
-----
That explains quite a bit right there.

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (8b+oT)

704 I never really understood the idea that Christianity=anti-semitism, the entire Bible is written by Jews, all the disciples and Christ himself.

But having Jewish relatives in my family, they believe this lock, stock and barrel and are far more afraid of Evangelicals then they are Islamic Extremists.

Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 03:39 PM (lKmt3)


========

There are passages where Christ criticizes the Pharisees, similar to how prophets criticized their leaders, but there is nothing really antisemitic about it, quite the reverse (Jesus often says things like "Do not be like the gentiles..." or refers to Jews as "children" in Matthew). Therefore Christianity is reformable, which is why it was able to be argued out of antisemitism that existed within various communities here and there. I don't think Islam is similarly reformable, because their texts contain explicit antisemitism (like that Hadith passage "the trees and rocks will say, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come kill him"). You can't argue that away.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (/qEW2)

705 "And most do not believe in divine intervention. Prayer does not change things, prayer changes people who change things...is the current view. Posted by: CN

I'm curious on all that. I know some that say ... nope ... no afterlife. But many do believe ... as I read it David believed, others. For some it is more "a club", like the Masonic Lodge or something. (some I know, not speaking for "the Jews")

"Some" (again hard for me to discern if this is a majority) see a coming messiah as not a perfect "man", but as a strong leader that puts Jerusalem as the global leader ... if not a sort of "capitol of the world" kinda thing. Reasserting global dominance.

I'm curious as to how many see it that way ... and that would make sense as to why Netanyahu said we should take in Islmasists, while they would retain their Jewish dominance. (because we are "lessers", just Gentiles)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (otAqJ)

706 "And most do not believe in divine intervention. Prayer does not change things, prayer changes people who change things...is the current view.
*****************************

What were the prophets?

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:41 PM (/RKWU)

707 698 No afterlife? Why the heck was Elijah carried up to heaven?
Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (/RKWU)

It was metaphorical. The only afterlife I heard about in any synagogue was "living on in the hearts of your survivors" AKA "a good name".

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (5gaNQ)

708 What were the prophets?
Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 04:41 PM (/RKWU)

Men who inspired people to change things

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (5gaNQ)

709 Many believe, truly believe, that sociology really is theology..tikkun olam, trumps Torah

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (5gaNQ)


========

I thought that Tikkun Olam was a kabbalistic concept - not something I'd think would appeal to secular leaning Jews.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (/qEW2)

710 Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (otAqJ)


It would be hard to believe that jews ever had "world dominance". Never been in a numerical or military position to do that.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (5gaNQ)

711 I thought that Tikkun Olam was a kabbalistic concept - not something I'd think would appeal to secular leaning Jews.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (/qEW2)

It is the heart and soul of secular jews, who believe desperately in political solutions.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (5gaNQ)

712 The Sadduccees are the Jewish sect that did not believe in the after life.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (2DOZq)

713 Month 11, folks. We're not even at the end of year 1. His State of the Union speech is gonna be lit af. I'd actually laugh if he just walked up and shouted, "HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE NOW?!!?" then left.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (Kv9eJ)

714 703 The rest believe in Tikkun Olam (heal the world),
and that this can be accomplished by man alone (and more often than not,
redistributive policies)

Posted by: CN
-----
That explains quite a bit right there.

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (8b+oT)


Glad to help...lol. It's very frustrating to attend services, so I rarely do. I have secretly nicknamed our rabbi, rabbi Sharpton.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (5gaNQ)

715 And most do not believe in divine intervention. Prayer does not change things, prayer changes people who change things...is the current view.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (5gaNQ)


========

Liberal Christianity has run along similar lines. They don't believe in literal miracles.

As to the afterlife, it seems odd in that it seems like the Sadducee view, and I thought that sect had gone away after the second temple was destroyed. Although it could just be modern secular Jews re-adopting that principle. The Torah doesn't really say anything about the afterlife. There are other passages (Samuel's shade) that may hint at it outside the Torah.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2)

716 The Torah says very little, and any jewish notion of afterlife was probably cribbed from the Greeks. Rabbi Sharpton has straight out said "sorry folks, this is it"

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (5gaNQ)

717 Is Islamic Rage Boy going to come out of retirement for this?
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 06, 2017 02:43 PM (OD2ni)
***************
Green Helmet Guy would be welcome too.

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (6dFYM)

718
They should wear pussy hats to protest. The infidels hate that.

Posted by: Frankly at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (e8LF3)

719 No divine intervention. The prophets were anointed by God. Is that not divine intervention?

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (/RKWU)

720 Oh noes! Angry Palestinians? How do we tell the difference between them and the other Palestinians?

Posted by: Neal F Hyde at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (VWzSH)

721 other Palistinians are in heaven w/72 virgins

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (/RKWU)

722 How do we tell a 'day of rage' from any other day of the week?I feel the same way about the little fat boy in the NK. Oh no, he lobbed a broken missile into the Pacific. Oh no, the Palestinians are going to try to blow something up. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: tired at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (kOGRT)

723 Yeah - I don't get it. under any sort of peace plan, west Jerusalem was going to remaining the capital of Israel. So? Recognizing reality is somehow upsetting?

I've sort of had it with the Palestinians, and I think almost everyone in the world feels this way. Who the fuck cares if you are upset? You want to play cards, you need to ante in the pot. No ante? You don't get dealed into the game. You can huff and puff and blow my house down, but you ain't getting a single card.

They offer nothing, ever. no compromise, just an offer to temporarily behave, until something else upsets them. Screw it.

Posted by: Dean wormer at December 06, 2017 05:23 PM (fftfA)

724 719 No divine intervention. The prophets were anointed by God. Is that not divine intervention?
Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (/RKWU)

If they were successful prophets, and inspired positive things, there was no harm in giving them a nice label and a place in history. What jews believed a thousand or more years ago, is not (for the most part) believed today. It has been reinterpreted. Our rabbi, has also purged the prayerbook of hes, hims and lords.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (5gaNQ)

725 As for me, I will probably move further away from a faith that has become "sociology". The use of Tikkun Olam, is just a more palatable way of saying "socialism", you don't get a big salary and donations for preaching that shit, huh?

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (5gaNQ)

726 >> 712 The Sadduccees are the Jewish sect that did not believe in the after life.

"Which is sad you see.

get it? get it?"

^ How I remember our priest explaining it during a homily years ago.

Waiting for the laughs, not hearing them, saying "get it? get it?" again, pausing, then people laughing because it got awkward.

Posted by: bananaDream at December 06, 2017 05:45 PM (yRBj9)

727 Anyone see Alan Dershowitz last night saying that this was the perfect response to obama's parting FU to Israel at the United Nations? Double perfect and an FU right back at the former anti-Semite in chief.
As an ex-dem, it never ceases to amaze me how fellow members of my tribe could not see what was so blatantly obvious to me. Obama was the biggest antisemite and Israel hater who had ever run for president.

Posted by: Flowerbelle at December 06, 2017 06:09 PM (AkAvN)

728 Best President since Ronnie

Posted by: an ol exJarhead at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (r5ls2)

729 When Jesus came to John the Baptist to be baptized, John said:

"Behold! The Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world."

Thousands of lambs were sacrificed in the temple and before, indicating the innocent dying in the place of the sinner, but they were just a bloody symbol of the consequence of rebellion against God.

Jesus is the only and sufficient and final sin-bearer.

Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (fSf/G)

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