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Jeff Flake Donates to Abortion-Extremist Democrat Doug Jones



Posted by: Ace at 05:02 PM




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1 Did he switch parties, or will he be doing that on his last day in office?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2017 05:00 PM (7ZVPa)

2 Oh I'm so glad this sanctimonious prick had his career ended by Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 05:00 PM (lKmt3)

3 Hurt feelings over Country You mean

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (O2RFr)

4 hey, Flake makes me look good

Posted by: Benidict Arnold at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (8RQER)

5 Traitors gotta trait...

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (9nCnN)

6 Flake's check number is only at 221?

Posted by: Sh!tlord at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (BAUDO)

7 He misspelled 'Cuntery'

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (QmIMb)

8 I heard from a reputable source that most of his family members still support him, so that means his support is not at zero in his state.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (7ZVPa)

9 gay

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (nFwvY)

10 The comments on that tweet are disgusting.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (/o9Qk)

11 Expedience over humanity.

Posted by: wisenheimer at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (j/V/i)

12 Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)

13 What he meant to say is, abortion over life, that's what he supports.

That and more gun control.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (+Dllb)

14 I thought he lived in Arizona. Should have followed the rule.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (yRgC6)

15 Jeff and his 18% approval ratings? Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (2WfB0)

16 Wow, that 100 dollars is gonna put Jones over the finish line!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (O2RFr)

17 Franken over his wife's titties

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (nFwvY)

18 >>>Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?

Seriously? That is not uncommon.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (yRgC6)

19 Pretty cheap attempt to virtue signal, Flake. Couldn't you put some real bucks on the line?

Posted by: Brian Ross at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

20 Over/under on Flake actually mailing it? Also, with less than a week to go, would it even matter?

Posted by: Sh!tlord at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (BAUDO)

21 >>Seriously?


No is not a number.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (QmIMb)

22 I guess his sacred honor is more important than his fucking politics

Posted by: porg herder at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (TlvUt)

23 a. Who the fuck uses checks?

b. So this is a statement. To whom? Not Repubublicans. Not Conservatives.

c. Shouldn't it read "Image over party"?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (LWu6U)

24 And the GOPe wonders why we hate them

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (mynhJ)

25 Molech over country.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (QSrT5)

26 Seriously?





No is not a number.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (QmIMb)

Yet!

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (9nCnN)

27 Is the same skin flint that is not running for re-election?

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (Ix4M6)

28 I AM NOBLE.

LOOK AT ME.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (Oz6ib)

29 The guy is a Mormon. How many more Mormans do we have to experience before we figure out that they aren't putting country first?

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (6dFYM)

30 who still writes checks?

oh yeah, an online payment would be harder to use to virtue signal to your fans in the media

Posted by: brak at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (WjCgM)

31 What a cunt.

Posted by: nip at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (VqJRJ)

32

or...

Jeff Flake Donates To Member Of Same Party As Al Franken

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (brEqR)

33 On the Five, Douche Juan Williams just brought up DoucheBank story that FOX's own John Roberts sad was untrue. He was shouted down and pivoted to....Manafort.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (7uYFy)

34 Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?

Seriously? That is not uncommon.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


Who writes a check anymore? I went 7 years and didn't write a check. And paid bills monthly.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (vVRlw)

35 "Kill The Black Babies and Live The Good Life By Selling Them For Spare Parts" over Party, huh?

At least you acknowledge that there is one party that in theory against that kind of commerce.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (clYld)

36
Well, he lives up to his name.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (brEqR)

37 So not only is he a fucking turncoat, he's a cheap fucking turncoat.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

38 Bless your heart, Jeff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (ZRC8N)

39 What I would like to write, would get me banned.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (3/sUh)

40 Soil over aborted babies.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (QSrT5)

41 No is not a number.

--
N0

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (vVRlw)

42
What do you want to bet he NEVER sends that check?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (brEqR)

43
Blacking out your routing info and account number, El Jefe? Weenie move.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (pNxlR)

44 I write checks almost every day.

I don't truck with that e-billing shit.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (QmIMb)

45 Near-symbolic action, conspicuously publicized.

It's a wonder why this guy doesn't get re-elected.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

46
I guarantee you Doug Jones will NEVER receive that check.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (brEqR)

47 Smug asshole.

Posted by: Valiant at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (3MiF8)

48 Even if you only suck the tip, you're still gay Jeff Flake.

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (ztbw+)

49 >>>Who writes a check anymore? I went 7 years and didn't write a check. And paid bills monthly.

That is a legit criticism. Picking on no/100 is like bitching that he did not spell out the month.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (yRgC6)

50 No is not a number.

--
N0



Dammit. Zero looks like an "o".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (vVRlw)

51 how much fun will it be when doug jones announces that flake stopped payment on the check.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (MTjB1)

52 Butthurt Over Country

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (xjiRE)

53 Is he the one whose son was running a dogfighting ring?

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (Oz6ib)

54
Properly punctuated El Jefe:
"Country over! Party!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

55 That guy has to be one of the biggest politicla disappointments in my life. Does "how do you like my cynical political maneuvering?" not fit in Twitter's character limit?

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (+azJs)

56 Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump. Shouldn't that phrase be banned for it's allusions to lynching?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)

57 >>What I would like to write, would get me banned.


Just do it in Crayon.


Doesn't count if it's in Crayon.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (QmIMb)

58
Why didn't he write in the Memo - Fck you Republicans instead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (493sH)

59 Bless your heart, Jeff.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (ZRC8N)

Jane... you are a proper Southern lady. Our grandmothers would approve:-)

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (9nCnN)

60 That's going to buy a few old yearbooks, now if they can only find a forgery expert who is not color blind and few old Bic's they will have it all locked up.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (vmsda)

61 Wrote a check to a hooker when I was mayor of Cincinnati.

Posted by: Jerry Springer at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (bc2Lc)

Posted by: Millions of Aborted Babies at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (tbOMB)

63 Twitter doesn't work for me.
It doesn't work for me so bad that when I clicked on the Flake twitter link, I got one of kdabear's photography lessons from last nights ONT.

Doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (KdDCu)

64 The possibility of a man dating underage girls is abhorrent to me. Aborting babies up until they can be born? I'm totes cool with that.

Country over party.

Jeffrey Flake
*tosses hair*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (ZRC8N)

65 so if he really believes country over party it should be worth more than $100.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (MTjB1)

66 Flake by name,... Flake by nature.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (LWu6U)

67 Who writes a check anymore? I went 7 years and didn't write a check. And paid bills monthly.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (vVRlw)



My checks addresses are all out of date. Because I moved less than a year after finally ordering a second set of checks. And of course my first set of checks were out of date by about 3 addresses. Because I never use them. Internet, phone, utilities, insurance, credit cards, all bills get paid online now.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)

68
If only he was discovered as a feel-copper.

Prick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

69 Who writes a check anymore? I went 7 years and didn't write a check. And paid bills monthly.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (vVRlw)

I do.
But, that's besides the point, I don't write checks out to pro-murder, anti-gun candidates.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (3/sUh)

70 This is just childish. A mature human being wouldn't take the spiteful route of actually taking that extra step of sending money to a guaranteed dyed in the wool Liberal unless he was looking for some sort of publicity from the act or hoping to stick a finger in the eyes of those that tossed him to the side of the road like a bag of trash.

This guy acts like a twelve year old.

Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (iwDK0)

71 No/100 Paolo, you can't have the wife until you do me.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (SkuXa)

72 Donating to a pro-abortion tax-and-spend communist shows true conservative principles, yo.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)

73

Jeff Flake is the Republican party's John Edwards.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (brEqR)

74 Can we get Zombie Reagan to come back and kick this asshole out of the Republican party?

Posted by: West at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (1Rgee)

75 Wow.... and tweeted it... himself?

/here Cheryl... hold my beer while I destroy muh career!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (NgKpN)

76 He's virtue signalling to left-wing lobbyist organizations in the hopes that they will give him a job.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)

77 Well, he showed us! Mr. Flakey McFlake Face.


Not sure this silly check even rises to the level of shallow.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (ok8/5)

78 yes, yes, let us see....extreme personality disorder, duplicity, perfidious traits throughout... good candidate for the special counsel team !

Posted by: handwriting expert at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (QC/4S)

79 Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump.

They're talking themselves right into the Abyss, just like in the election.

Reality is a face-smacking bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

80 I've heard of glory hole gals that have more scruples then this

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (8ikIW)

81 He's virtue signalling to left-wing lobbyist organizations in the hopes that they will give him a job.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)


At a local glory hole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (493sH)

82 Would Cuck Schumer ever choose Country over Party?
Would Pelosi? Why does only the GOPe have these assholes?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (7uYFy)

83 70 This is just childish. A mature human being wouldn't take the spiteful route of actually taking that extra step of sending money to a guaranteed dyed in the wool Liberal unless he was looking for some sort of publicity from the act or hoping to stick a finger in the eyes of those that tossed him to the side of the road like a bag of trash.

This guy acts like a twelve year old.
Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (iwDK0)


My 12-year-old self takes umbrage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

84 Wow.... and tweeted it... himself?

/here Cheryl... hold my beer while I destroy muh career!
Posted by: Don Q. at December




yep. when has Trump ever done something so stupid and self destructive?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (MTjB1)

85 >>>Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?

people who know how to write a check.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (nFwvY)

86 I wonder how soon Corky Corker will follow suit?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (ZRC8N)

87 Properly punctuated El Jefe:

"Country over! Party!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

Oxford exclamation points?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (9nCnN)

88 The last checking account I opened... they didn't even bother issuing me checks. You have to get them extra.

Always hated writing checks anyway. One of those annoying things you had to learn in the last generation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)

89 I think the memo line says "County Oven Party" - which makes this a festive occasion with down home eatin'

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (ztbw+)

90 someone is hoping for a recurring guest gig on MSDNC

Posted by: brak at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (WjCgM)

91 100 bucks

10 bucks says he never sends it.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (yL25O)

92 >>> On the Five, Douche Juan Williams

His son is a Republican, and I think at the RNC.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (yRgC6)

93 57 >>What I would like to write, would get me banned.


Just do it in Crayon.


Doesn't count if it's in Crayon.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (QmIMb)

Just say its a joke! Then is doesn't count!

Posted by: Stuart Smalley, Penis at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

94 No is the loneliest number that will ever be.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (398bZ)

95 Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump.

Yeah yeah Donald Trump has politically died more often than Kenny on South Park. Its kind of a running gag at this point, like Bill Wynn's "early night" crows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)

96 What a fuckin' douche bag.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (2sCft)

97 someone is hoping for a recurring guest gig on MSDNC


Posted by: brak at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (WjCgM)


I'll bet you a Deplorable Gourmet cookbook he'll be on Morning Joe tomorrow, preening and puffed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (ZRC8N)

98 The Trump Effect.

Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (q177U)

99 What is wrong with these people? Uniparty indeed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (Ri/rl)

100
Mittens, Bill Kristol and other "principled" Republicans are rubbing one out just looking at the check

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

101
My checks addresses are all out of date. Because I moved less than a year after finally ordering a second set of checks. And of course my first set of checks were out of date by about 3 addresses. Because I never use them. Internet, phone, utilities, insurance, credit cards, all bills get paid online now.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)


Not to mention that you now do all your banking at the Bank of the Great Beyond.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (pNxlR)

102 I do.
But, that's besides the point, I don't write checks out to pro-murder, anti-gun candidates.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (3/sUh)


Do you write "no/100" like a dipshit?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)

103 My checks addresses are all out of date. Because I moved less than a year after finally ordering a second set of checks. And of course my first set of checks were out of date by about 3 addresses. Because I never use them. Internet, phone, utilities, insurance, credit cards, all bills get paid online now.
Posted by: buzzion


I lost or burned all my checks sometime after my divorce. Just replaced them last year. Paid property tax in person via certified bank check. Everything else is online.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (vVRlw)

104 The possibility of a man dating underage girls is abhorrent to me.

Isn't the only one even supposedly underage the then-14-year-old?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

105 Isnt the election in a week ? Even if he mails it today, it wont clear till after the election.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (vmsda)

106 What an arrogant, disgusting piece of turd.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

107 Deep State over country.

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (MxEKc)

108 >>Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump.


Not so much a noose as my belt.

And not so much around Trump as around my neck.

In the linen closet down the hall.

When everyone is asleep.

Posted by: Juan Williams at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (QmIMb)

109 Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump.

Yeah yeah Donald Trump has politically died more often than Kenny on South Park. Its kind of a running gag at this point, like Bill Wynn's "early night" crows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December




so, making lynching jokes

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (MTjB1)

110 Country over party,because killing generations to come in the womb is great for the future!

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (LiyEm)

111 6 Flake's check number is only at 221?
Posted by: Sh!tlord at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (BAUDO)

...

It's his special account for virtue signalling, so he doesn't use it all that often.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (yL25O)

112 No is the loneliest number.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/tuJf)

113 Do you write "no/100" like a dipshit?

No.

Like a Boss.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

114 I'd wet my panties laughing if the check bounced.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (ZRC8N)

115 COCK OVER
SUCKER

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (BtQd4)

116 12
Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)

Who the fuck writes checks? I guess taking a pick of the computer screen wouldn't have the same effect.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (UBzPO)

117 76 He's virtue signalling to left-wing lobbyist organizations in the hopes that they will give him a job.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)

Cum here Flake and suck my dick

Posted by: NAMBA LOBBYIST at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (3/sUh)

118
I'm no handwriting expert, but it's sloppy in barely legible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

119
His son is a Republican,
--------------

Me too!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (SkuXa)

120 Flake unchained. Maybe Moore will be seated in your old seat.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (NHira)

121 Good lord, what a child. I think the only adult in D.C. right now is living in the White House.

Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (jm1YL)

122 He should have written it for "One Billion Dollars and no/00."


That would have really impressed the Leftists.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/o9Qk)

123 95
Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump.



Yeah yeah Donald Trump has politically died more often than Kenny on
South Park. Its kind of a running gag at this point, like Bill Wynn's
"early night" crows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)
Am I bad in wishing Juan's career is ended by a sordid sex scandal?

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

124 Imagine some said the noose was tightening around Obama.....

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (LiyEm)

125
...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)

126
Just goes to show you this nitwit flake spends his own $ as wisely as he spends Our $.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (brEqR)

127 I think we now have to accept that "true conservatism" is funding abortion until a week after the baby is born with federal tax money, unfettered illegal immigration and citizenship with tax money, and supporting the farthest left candidate in any political contest.

Trump you magnificent bastard, is there anything you can't do?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (3BFzK)

128
Wise investment, dope.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (brEqR)

129 No is the saddest experience that you'll ever know

Posted by: 3 dog night at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (6dFYM)

130 39 What I would like to write, would get me banned.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (3/sUh)

Don't you have cobmunity?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

131 Wow, a whole hundred dollars? Very impressive. Hope he will diaf soon.

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (14URa)

132 This is hilarious coming from a Mormon.

I thought dating 15 year olds is kind of what that religion was founded on. Isn't that what the holy hat told Smith? Isn't that why they got kicked clear across the continent and ended up in the Utah desert?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (LWu6U)

133 He's angling for being the "conservative" on CNN/MSNBC - post election life.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (bB4HN)

134
Considering what the GOP is these days, "country over party" is insipid, inane and uninformed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

135 18 >>>Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?

Seriously? That is not uncommon.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (yRgC6)


I would say it's more common than not. If you write "0" someone can always come along and put a "9" in front of it. A historical oddity from when you could buy something for less than $5.

And yeah, people still write checks, as long as my @#$$% water district doesn't have electronic payments.

And people do change checks. I knew a guy who wrote "not to exceed $100" on a blank check to his wife, who promptly added a couple zeroes, cashed it, and divorced him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (+azJs)

136 So, flake did this himself? What are the odds he did the redaction wrong? Some enterprising individual is going to have is account number within hours.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (MTjB1)

137 Flake is more worthless than tits on a boar hog, as we Alabamians say. He will not be missed. With friends like that, who the hell needs enemies?

Doug Jones is nothing more your typical liberal Southerner who tries to convince Bubba that he's "one of them." He's an attorney who once trashed the reputation of a woman who was raped as a 15 year old by most of the UAB football team, who called her their "plaything."

He outed her by mentioning her hometown.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/11/accuser_in_uab_sex_abuse_case.html

They settled, by the way. I'm not the big Roy Moore fan, but cripes, Alabama needs a quasiCommunist in the Senate like I need a hole in my britches.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (FMgad)

138
Do you write "no/100" like a dipshit?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)

I normally go the 00/100 route with some squiggley lines. Cuz it's fun

Posted by: NAMBA LOBBYIST at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (3/sUh)

139 "Country Over Party" Wasn't that McCain's slogan when he threw the 2008 election to Obama?

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (xjiRE)

140 39 What I would like to write, would get me banned.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (3/sUh)


It's like you're in my head, Mis. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (14URa)

141 125
...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)

One of the few times when "I HATE YOU, DAD!!!" is actually a good thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

142 Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.

Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)

143 off sock NAMBA LOBBYIST

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (3/sUh)

144
Glory hole gals won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Glory hole gals won't you come out tonight,
and spooge by the light of the moon?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (pNxlR)

145 That dumb ass! I've told him again and again to stop spending money on these hairbrained schemes of his!

Posted by: Cheryl Flake at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (LISuA)

146 Sanctimonious prick

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (nAp1e)

147 Virtue signaling. Ignore it, it's not for you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (1ISKN)

148 Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)

I do! :^) However, if I made the kind of money Jeff Flake makes I would have given more than $100.00 and no/100-but I wouldn't have given it to Jones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (8+Ozj)

149 Isn't the only one even supposedly underage the then-14-year-old?

=======

IIRC, if true, at the time she was of the age of consent in Alabama. the other girls/women were 18+ and said he went out on dates and didn't do anything.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (3BFzK)

150 So, sure, he is a dick but did he have to drag his wife down with him?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (MTjB1)

151 Juan is the lonliest number you'll ever know.

Posted by: 3 dog night at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (6dFYM)

152 136 So, flake did this himself? What are the odds he did the redaction wrong? Some enterprising individual is going to have is account number within hours.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (MTjB1)

Reddit comes to mind.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (3/sUh)

153 I always write in 00/100.

...then I put nipples on them.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (QmIMb)

154 125
...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)


One of the movement's founder's rejected the whole Palestinian crap and helped Israel.

See the documentary "The Green Prince."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

155 Good lord what a wuss and a loser.

Every stereotype of the GOPe is exemplified in Jeff Flake.

Even the check is conservative...$100!

Leadership is just not their thing.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (MuTTO)

156 142
Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.


Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
He needs a good gyrocologist. For his troublesome parts.

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)

157 12 Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)




Actually, writing checks since 1982 here, that was how I was taught to do it as well.

Flake makes me puke, but not over *that*.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (ujg0T)

158 Uniparty über alles.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (OawSS)

159 Juan Williams must get paid A LOT of money to speak like a fool and get shouted down every time he opens his piehole.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (7uYFy)

160 To be fair, Flake may have been replaced by a pod person. It seems like a pretty reasonable explanation for his complete volte-face.

Posted by: pep at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

161 I said she didn't do anything too. Har har

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (6dFYM)

162 I'm waiting for Egg McMuffin to go in for $25.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (ZRC8N)

163
Flake must be having sloppy seconds with Franken's victims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

164
136 So, flake did this himself? What are the odds he did the redaction wrong? Some enterprising individual is going to have is account number within hours.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (MTjB1)


Weaponized autism - 4chan is on it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (pNxlR)

165 Flake's check number is only at 221?
=====

Whew! I thought I was the only one who noticed that one. Probably opened the account for his FU to everyone who has ever supported him over the years.

What a creep.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (MIKMs)

166 So, sure, he is a dick but did he have to drag his wife down with him?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (MTjB1)



The Paolo: His wife is how you say, occupied with other things right now, yes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (493sH)

167 I have never seen NO / 100 before.

Not once. And I have owned several small businesses that received tons of checks.


Odd.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (QmIMb)

168 I'm waiting for Egg McMuffin to go in for $25.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December



with his mcd's holiday coupon book.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (MTjB1)

169 159 Juan Williams must get paid A LOT of money to speak like a fool and get shouted down every time he opens his piehole.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (7uYFy)


The Joy Hasselback of FNC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

170 167 I have never seen NO / 100 before.

Not once. And I have owned several small businesses that received tons of checks.


Odd.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (QmIMb)


Maybe it's a regional thing.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (+azJs)

171 156 142
Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.


Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
He needs a good gyrocologist. For his troublesome parts.
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)

Geez, even the Greek lunch counters are getting snooty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

172 Juan Williams is possibly the most stupid dipstick on the face of the earth


Panamanian douce-bag retard lying POS affirmative action hire

Posted by: Andrew Jackson at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (Co9e8)

173 To be fair, Flake may have been replaced by a pod person. It seems like a pretty reasonable explanation for his complete volte-face.
Posted by: pep at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)


Maybe he was using his Head & Shoulders shampoo in the wrong way, and the wrong area.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (ok8/5)

174 ...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)

One of the few times when "I HATE YOU, DAD!!!" is actually a good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

probably takes after a neighbor or something...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (QC/4S)

175 So... he writes the check today...

Puts it in the mail... where it takes at least 3 days or so to get there... takes a couple days to be put in the bank, and clear... add in a weekend...

Election is... 1 week from today...

Yeah... big help there Jeff... you just sent a check that will have no impact on the election...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (NgKpN)

176 My checks addresses are all out of date.
Posted by: buzzion


Well nobody honors checks with the cemetery as the address.

I think we now have to accept that "true conservatism" is funding abortion until a week after the baby is born with federal tax money, unfettered illegal immigration and citizenship with tax money, and supporting the farthest left candidate in any political contest.

And, according to Jennifer Rubin, official conservative at the WaPo: opposing tax cuts.

These guys accuse people of abandoning conservative principles by backing Trump but... he's governing as a conservative while they blithely abandon every single plank of a conservative platform that exists. Its like watching people rip their own hair out in an insane rage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)

177 Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?
----------

I always write 'no/1000000'. Make 'em work for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (leCj4)

178 Wow. A hundred bucks. Don't spend it all in one place, Jones.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

179 Finally, a Senate Republican that pisses away his own money.

I thought I'd never live to see the day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (1ISKN)

180 The fact that they keep calling Moore a "child molester" makes me want to throw things. Like my fist into their faces.


I am not a nice Southern lady, obviously.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (/o9Qk)

181 One of the movement's founder's rejected the whole Palestinian crap and helped Israel.

See the documentary "The Green Prince."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

that is who I was thinking about !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (QC/4S)

182 171 156 142
Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.


Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
He needs a good gyrocologist. For his troublesome parts.
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)

Geez, even the Greek lunch counters are getting snooty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (NWiLs)


Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger. Speculum, speculum, speculum!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

183
I'm waiting for Egg McMuffin to go in for $25.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (ZRC8N)
======================
Still laughing over here!

Posted by: Cheryl Flake at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (LISuA)

184 178 Wow. A hundred bucks. Don't spend it all in one place, Jones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

You can't even get a whole abortion for that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

185 And I still like to write checks! So get off of my lawn.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (ujg0T)

186 I'm going to start writing 1/100000000000. Just to mess with them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (1ISKN)

187 Country over Party pic.twitter.com/JZMTaEYdxQ
-- Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) December 5, 2017


No doubt. But, which country? Venezuela?

Why don't you self-deport to Cuba or one of the other places you'd feel much more at home in? Maybe France? They love cowardly back-stabbers over there. You'd be a hit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (8gDQu)

188 Ho / 100

Posted by: Alimony Check at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (QmIMb)

189 Its like watching people rip their own hair out in an insane rage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's not so bad. Trust me.

Posted by: Bikini wax vendor at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (LAe3v)

190 I can't recall ever seeing "no/100" before, but i don't see a lot of checks other than my own. I always use "00/100."

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (bZ7mE)

191 My mother worked in a bank and taught me to write "no/100s" on checks. They taught us the same thing in the Stone Age when I was in high school and they still taught some life skills.

So there. *glares*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (ZRC8N)

192 184 178 Wow. A hundred bucks. Don't spend it all in one place, Jones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

You can't even get a whole abortion for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)


Pregnant midgets cost $200.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

193 ah, SNL memory lane....

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (QC/4S)

194 This guy is a jackass.

Besides, all this proves is that he wrote the check, not that he mailed it.

And what a putz. $100 ? Is that the limit? Why didn't he write the check for more? Why did he wait until the last week, when it wont do any good?

Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (ats44)

195 I once knew a girl named Linda Flake; she was a flake.


quelle surprise...

Posted by: Harriet Beecher Stowe at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (Co9e8)

196 188 Ho / 100
Posted by: Alimony Check at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (QmIMb)

Heh. No shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

197 What country though? Flake must be talking about Obama Nation.

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (2vJ77)

198 My mother worked in a bank and taught me to write "no/100s" on checks. They taught us the same thing in the Stone Age when I was in high school and they still taught some life skills.

So there. *glares*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December




yeah but that is when you had to chisel your checks in stone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (MTjB1)

199 All that was missing was Flake calling him "Literally Worse than Hitler".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (OawSS)

200 I have seen 'xx/100'.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (QmIMb)

201 Why is a charitable organization ...like Planned Parenthood...allowed to make political campaign contributions?

PP gets government money and then it uses that money for political purposes?

Fucking Republicans just warm seats in Congress.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (6dFYM)

202 God, I hope he did not break the bank with that.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (nILVB)

203 Jones can hire a sad trombone player for his concession party.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (1ISKN)

204 I think Flake is misreading the tea leaves. Badly.

Posted by: RI Red at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (DKYg0)

205 191 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (ZRC8N)


I believe either "zero cents" or "00/00" is correct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

206 Oreo just announced a new flavor--Fruity Pebbles. Fuck it, I'm switching to Hydrox.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (398bZ)

207
ah, SNL memory lane....

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (QC/4S)


Glad someone caught that:-)

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (9nCnN)

208 No is not a number.


What about --/100?

I haven't written a check in ages, but I think I might have done that.

"--" is also not a number, but is it wrong on a check?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (fuK7c)

209 reasonable explanation for his complete volte-face.
-----------

I was told that discussions of SI units were constrained to the ONT.

Posted by: Ampere at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (leCj4)

210 The fact that they keep calling Moore a "child molester" makes me want to throw things. Like my fist into their faces.

Yeah, but if they are honest and accuse him of being a "teen molester" they have a hard time doing so without a leer and a wink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (39g3+)

211
105 Isnt the election in a week ? Even if he mails it today, it wont clear till after the election.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (vmsda)


Plenty of time to put a "stop payment" on it!

-- El! Jefe!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (pNxlR)

212 What do you want to bet he NEVER sends that check?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (brEqR)


Like the old joke about the father who asks to be buried with $1000 from each of his three sons. The first two sons put $1000 each into the casket with him. The third son, a lawyer, writes a check for $3000, puts in the casket, and picks up the $2000 in cash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

213 180 The fact that they keep calling Moore a "child molester" makes me want to throw things. Like my fist into their faces.


I am not a nice Southern lady, obviously.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (/o9Qk)

Even as a public figure, he has grounds for a lawsuit.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (NgKpN)

214 You can't even get a whole abortion for that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

You can if you buy in bulk and use the groupon with your fiends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (tbOMB)

215 Huh...never seen the no on checks before.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

216 197 What country though? Flake must be talking about Obama Nation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (2vJ77)



Mexico.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)

217 What an asshat. Too bad we won't get the satisfaction of watching him lose to Kelli Ward in a primary.

Posted by: Chris Toufexis at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (J72Ee)

218 Jeebus that Roy Moore is a powerful guy - already!

Posted by: Batterup at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (mtGE/)

219 Cindy says I'm not allowed to write checks. She's always telling me "Senator", that's what she calls me, "Senator, don't write checks your Viagra can't fill". So I don't write these.

Posted by: John "Maverick" McVain, United States Senator at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (LISuA)

220 The fact that they keep calling Moore a "child molester" makes me want to throw things. Like my fist into their faces.


I am not a nice Southern lady, obviously.


I don't think that being a nice southern lady and wanting to punch slanderers in the face are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (bZ7mE)

221 Here's some more "good" news:

Christiane Amanpour is replacing Charlie Rose on PBS. Our taxpayer $$ at work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (ZRC8N)

222 get a load of the cadaver telling everyone they're doing it wrong

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (nFwvY)

223 206 Oreo just announced a new flavor--Fruity Pebbles. Fuck it, I'm switching to Hydrox.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (398bZ)


OH. Chemically.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

224 I have seen 'xx/100'.
Posted by: garrett at December




sure you have, but xxx thousands of times.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (MTjB1)

225 >>"--" is also not a number, but is it wrong on a check?


Nah, that's a space holder. Also, makes me nostalgic for the old calculators that had the ' - '.


Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (QmIMb)

226 Yankeefifth, say hi to Buzzion for me.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (398bZ)

227 Yeah, next time anyone tells me I owe the Republicans my vote, I'm going to shove this down their throat.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (dEQP3)

228
Yeah... big help there Jeff... you just sent a check that will have no impact on the election...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (NgKpN)

---

you assume he actually mailed it. Virtue signaling is FREE

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (vChNs)

229 Do you think when he wrote this check, he signed it with a flourish, then threw down his pen and said, "HAH, that'll show them!"


Then stomped his foot and flounced out of the room with a swish?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (/o9Qk)

230 Glad someone caught that:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (9nCnN)


dude ! I ate at that place (not SNL, the dive). It's a classic !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (QC/4S)

231
My mother worked in a bank and taught me to write "no/100s" on checks.
They taught us the same thing in the Stone Age when I was in high school
and they still taught some life skills.
=====

LOL because I told my kids to buy 2k checks and throw away the first 1500 or so. Date of account opening is on IL checks, so I don't know how he would get away with this.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (MIKMs)

232 203
Jones can hire a sad trombone player for his concession party.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (1ISKN)



I play a mean sad trombone. I've also taught my kids to, including my toddler. They crack me up with it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (tbOMB)

233 he's so proud of himself

Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (kCbAY)

234 Oreo just announced a new flavor--Fruity Pebbles. Fuck it, I'm switching to Hydrox.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud
-----------

I hear that Hydrox are made from leaves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (leCj4)

235 190 I can't recall ever seeing "no/100" before, but i don't see a lot of checks other than my own. I always use "00/100."
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (bZ7m


I still have to write several checks, but I just write "XXX" and then draw a line through to "dollars."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

236 Take a look at that check. Flake wrote "no/100" for the cents. WTFF is that about? "no/100"?? I would say that that makes the check invalid ... and Flake a retard.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (8gDQu)

237 I guess when Judge Moore gets to the Senate end of next week him and Jeff won't be talking

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (aC6Sd)

238 I have seen 'xx/100'.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (



This is the proper form. And I say that as someone who has worked at banks.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (ok8/5)

239
He's posted a photo of the cheque? That's $100 spent on advertising. Self promotion expense = $100.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (qGuLD)

240 You can if you buy in bulk and use the groupon with your fiends.

I can't is that was done apurpose or just a serendipitous typo.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (bZ7mE)

241 237 I guess when Judge Moore gets to the Senate end of next week him and Jeff won't be talking
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (aC6Sd)


Envisioning Dick Cheney's greeting to Pat Leahy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

242 Flake decided to choose between a man who proudly admits to supporting the execution and dismemberment of babies and a man accused by the Washington Post of chasing teenagers over forty years ago.

He chose....poorly!

Posted by: John at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (LISuA)

243 Yankeefifth, say hi to Buzzion for me.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December




?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

244 Senator Moore, you have your choice of either ex senator flake or ex senator corker's offices.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (NHira)

245 227 Yeah, next time anyone tells me I owe the Republicans my vote, I'm going to shove this down their throat.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (dEQP3)


What, the lawyer joke?

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (+azJs)

246 Christiane Amanpour is replacing Charlie Rose on PBS. Our taxpayer $$ at work.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Is there a rule at NPR that says you have to be old enough to remember the Franco-Prussian War to get a job there?

Posted by: pep at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

247 Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger. Speculum, speculum, speculum!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

--

no mammogram, abortion

Posted by: Greek Parenthood at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (vChNs)

248 Take a look at that check. Flake wrote "no/100" for the cents. WTFF is that about? "no/100"?? I would say that that makes the check invalid ... and Flake a retard.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December




it is code for "no sense"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (MTjB1)

249 228
Yeah... big help there Jeff... you just sent a check that will have no impact on the election...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (NgKpN)

---

you assume he actually mailed it. Virtue signaling is FREE
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (vChNs)

Campaign contributions are public on open secrets... if he does not send the check, after announcing it via Tweet...

It'll be even MORE fun...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (NgKpN)

250 "--" is also not a number, but is it wrong on a check?

The dash to the end is so that no one can add anything to the amount you wrote in. It's an important part.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (8gDQu)

251 Hydox were here first, Oreo stole their idea. Look it up if you don't believe me

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)

252
Campaign contributions are public on open secrets... if he does not send the check, after announcing it via Tweet...



It'll be even MORE fun...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (NgKpN)


The most fun EVER will be if if bounces.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (ZRC8N)

253 When Kolob's a rockin'...don't come a knockin'...

Posted by: What Smells? at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (7DG+y)

254 I believe either "zero cents" or "00/00" is correct.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

---

it's a good thing there is no math here.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (vChNs)

255 240
You can if you buy in bulk and use the groupon with your fiends.



I can't is that was done apurpose or just a serendipitous typo.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (bZ7mE)


apurpose

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (tbOMB)

256 ((hugs)) Redbanzai. Glad to see you here, despite the savage beatings you got during the election season.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)

257 Party Headquarters' Values over Whatever We Had To Tell You To Get Elected

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (clYld)

258 Jeff Fake

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (u0f7+)

259 no mammogram
Posted by: Greek Parenthood at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (vChNs)


For $100 you only get half of a mammogram. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

260 So Flake got a check from Soros for $500,000 and cut one for $100 and bagging on the republican party and Trump.

Good work if you can find it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (3BFzK)

261
219 Cindy says I'm not allowed to write checks. She's always telling me "Senator", that's what she calls me, "Senator, don't write checks your Viagra can't fill". So I don't write these.

Posted by: John "Maverick" McVain, United States Senator at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (LISuA)


"Is it in yet, Senator?"

"Oh, is it over already, Senator?"

"Fetch my robe, Senator!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (pNxlR)

262 >>no mammogram, abortion

Big Bucks, No Whammys...


and STOP!

Posted by: Gameshow at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (QmIMb)

263 Yeah, next time anyone tells me I owe the Republicans my vote, I'm going to shove this down their throat.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.



*links fingers together in the "boost up" position*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (fuK7c)

264 Hydox were here first, Oreo stole their idea. Look it up if you don't believe me

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)



Which is what turned them into a criminal organization.
Hail Hydox

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)

265 242 Flake decided to choose between a man who proudly admits to supporting the execution and dismemberment of babies and a man accused by the Washington Post of chasing teenagers over forty years ago.

He chose....poorly!
Posted by: John at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (LISuA)

Apparently its better to kill children, than to ask a Teenager on a date...

How.... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (NgKpN)

266 214 You can't even get a whole abortion for that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

--

i'll settle for a partial

Posted by: 8 month pregnant illegal alien at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (vChNs)

267 259 no mammogram
Posted by: Greek Parenthood at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (vChNs)

For $100 you only get half of a mammogram. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (YqDXo)


Candygram. Mammogram...

Hey! WAIT a minute!...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

268 >>I have seen 'xx/100'

I've seen xoxo but then I'm a lovable guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

269 You can donate to my personal bank account so I can put Country before Party!




Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (MuTTO)

270 Is the desert heat getting to the republican voters in Arizona? They are giving Maine a run for its money on the less than useless Senator contest.

Posted by: Downcast at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (PYs9T)

271 Hydox were here first, Oreo stole their idea. Look it up if you don't believe me
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)

But they improved upon it and the gave it a better name. "Hydrox" sounds like a laundry detergent. Or a medicine.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

272 Doug Jones could just deposit that picture. It's plenty good enough to meet x9 standards. He doesn't have to wait to physically receive it in the mail.

Go Doug, go! Deposit that beauty.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (LISuA)

273 It's my country and I'll cry if I want to.

Posted by: Flakey Jeff at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (IqV8l)

274 I always write "even", unless of course the amount isn't even.

In those cases I write the cents/XX for some strange reason.

I never really questioned myself until just now.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (ubJwS)

275 ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

I was just thinking you might not survive the wrath of Jane Doh.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (398bZ)

276 Country over party means supporting the party that hates your country.

Posted by: ccoffer at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (8c+yp)

277
By the way: I give serious, big-time thanks to ace-o'-spades regarding the very important honoring of sweet Jim Nabors.

What an obviously sweet soul.

If ever there was a candidate for Angel: it is is Jim Nabors.

I feel like this good man would welcome repentant-me to his breast no matter what.
I look forward to seeing him again.

God bless sweet Jim Nabors.



Posted by: Cold Civil War at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (Z2PYk)

278 As Cernovich pointed out, he hasn't demanded the resignation of Senator Smalley.

He should rename his book Conscience of a Coward.

Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (f23HZ)

279 The thing I see wrong with the check isn't the no/100 although that's unusual. Its the lack of the line to the end of the payment line that I was told must be there in no uncertain terms to make sure nobody monkeys with the amount.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (39g3+)

280 One hundred dollars and no sense.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (0ogQG)

281 earnin' that Flake moniker one day at a time....

Posted by: the Butcher at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (DIosY)

282 Oh wait, I see the account data is redacted, so no, can't deposit.

Sad face.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (LISuA)

283 I will get a deduction too!


Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (MuTTO)

284 Yeah, but "Oreo" is such a racist name for a cookie....

Posted by: Joy Reid at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (7uYFy)

285 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

I was just thinking you might not survive the wrath of Jane Doh.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December



LOL! Will stay out of club range.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (MTjB1)

286 I think that is called the Legal Line and has to be written out. As long as the bank pays the written amount, I'm sure quite a few formats are ok.

Posted by: dDan at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (hwYmz)

287
I always write "no/100" on checks.

However, that check was not a serious donation to a campaign.

It was a method of virtue-signalling his liberal bonafides to the media (CNN/MSNBC) to ensure his spot on the circuit.

What a flake.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (TdMsT)

288 271 Hydox were here first, Oreo stole their idea. Look it up if you don't believe me
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)

But they improved upon it and the gave it a better name. "Hydrox" sounds like a laundry detergent. Or a medicine.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

YEah.... F'n Marvell writers...

I said I'd switched to HYDROX... not Hydra!!!

Posted by: Capt. America at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (NgKpN)

289
Dear One:

My name is Jeff Fake, senator from Arzionia. Recently I was unjustly ousted from my position, but please send me $5000 and no 00 via Western Union to cover all modalities and I will put counting over purity.

Remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

290 Is there a rule at NPR that says you have to be old enough to remember the Franco-Prussian War to get a job there?
Posted by: pep
-----------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Daniel Schorr, at NPR until age 93. at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (leCj4)

291 Too bad he won't be around to watch his voters pick country over party next year.

Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (f23HZ)

292 Flake is gayer than Barney Frank's butt plug...

Posted by: What Smells? at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (7DG+y)

293 >>As Cernovich pointed out, he hasn't demanded the resignation of Senator Smalley.
He should rename his book Conscience of a Coward.


*ahem*
Senator Bob Menendez, now shown to have recently enjoyed the services of underage prostitutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (W+vEI)

294 276 Country over party means supporting the party that hates your country.
Posted by: ccoffer at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (8c+yp)



Whose country? OUR COUNTRY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

295 Maybe we're seeing this all wrong. Maybe Flake is a secret Moore supporter and he's giving this paltry donation because a) it won't help Jones at all and b) he knows it'll help Moore's base solidify support...

Nah, that would actually be a bit clever.

Flake's just flaking out.

Posted by: The Institute at December 05, 2017 05:33 PM (nGsFZ)

296 Were flake smart and funny enough to be a moron he would have either written the check for $.02 or $100.02.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:33 PM (MTjB1)

297 Doug Jones could just deposit that picture. It's plenty good enough to meet x9 standards. He doesn't have to wait to physically receive it in the mail.


With the routing and account numbers blacked out?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (fuK7c)

298 Not surprised. Bet he was also a fan of Chappaquiddick Ted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (+lVUW)

299 Is there a rule at NPR that says you have to be old enough to remember the Franco-Prussian War to get a job there?
Posted by: pep


After NPR you can move on to 60 Minutes, which apparently refers to the remaining life expectancy of the people on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

300 One hundred dollars and no sense.
Posted by: GnuBreed
----------

Possible Thread Winner

Posted by: Daniel Schorr, at NPR until age 93. at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (leCj4)

301 Apparently its better to kill children, than to ask a Teenager on a date...



How.... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (NgKpN)
I get that but . . . a hundred bucks? He should either shit or get off the pot on this. That was cheesy of a person of his *stature.*

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)

302 Get this, Flake lied about his beliefs and used the Tea Party to first get elected.

Flake, father of an animal abuser.

Austin Flake - felony animal cruelty charges after 21 dogs boarding at a kennel operated by Flake's in-laws died from heat exhaustion in 2014

Typical scum of the earth.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (03xNs)

303 That's good for 5000 Moore votes

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (ivH7y)

304 He is a member of the Concerned Conservatives, isn't he?

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

305 I think we are missing the point of this...

This will be his slogan for his 2020 Presidential Run with his VP James Comey.

"Country before Party"

Let that sink in.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (MuTTO)

306
283 I will get a deduction too!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (MuTTO)


No, you won't, dumbass.
* puts AUDIT flag on file *

-- El! Jefe!'s IRS auditor

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (pNxlR)

307 If you just let us kill all the babies then they'll never be touched by a bad white man

Posted by: planned murder at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (vChNs)

308 Vidkun Quisling probably said "Country over Party", too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (Ktb8D)

309 With the routing and account numbers blacked out?

@282

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (LISuA)

310 297 Doug Jones could just deposit that picture. It's plenty good enough to meet x9 standards. He doesn't have to wait to physically receive it in the mail.


With the routing and account numbers blacked out?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (fuK7c)


I'd laugh my ass off if the blacking out was done as a separate layer that never got collapsed.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (+azJs)

311 This is the guy who wrote a book lecturing us on what real conservatism is.

-Flake- about covers it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (m9Yt9)

312 flake is an evil genius, he did this to goose Moore's numbers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (MTjB1)

313 ((hugs)) Redbanzai. Glad to see you here, despite the savage beatings you got during the election season.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)

(Russian accent)My skin is thick like elephant (/Russian accent).

I only decided to vote for Trump at the last minute but, I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (9nCnN)

314 Christiane Amanpour is replacing Charlie Rose on PBS. Our taxpayer $$ at work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (ZRC8N)

Perfect!

Posted by: Hezbollah at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (mtGE/)

315 I get that but . . . a hundred bucks? He should either shit or get off the pot on this. That was cheesy of a person of his *stature.*
Posted by: Peaches
---------

Well, to be fair, it's about what Al Gore and the Clintons have personally made to charity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (leCj4)

316 #FlakeNews

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (wPiJc)

317 Even Obama put down the dogs before cooking them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (6FqZa)

318 Every time I hear "hydrox" I picture this cute little critter:

https://tinyurl.com/y9ff3ngm

the hyrax.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (ZRC8N)

319 Flake will Flake and take "Butt Hurt Feelings Over Country" for a hundred dollars.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (Sda6L)

320 This will be his slogan for his 2020 Presidential Run with his VP James Comey
=====

You mean their wedding.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (nILVB)

321 302 Get this, Flake lied about his beliefs and used the Tea Party to first get elected.

Flake, father of an animal abuser.

Austin Flake - felony animal cruelty charges after 21 dogs boarding at a kennel operated by Flake's in-laws died from heat exhaustion in 2014

Typical scum of the earth.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (03xNs)


"Bitch was turning his life around."

- - Michael Vick

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

322 Some here think that Trump is too abrasive and that he should pick his battles more wisely - that RINOs could be harnessed to get more of his agenda passed if he used a bit more diplomacy. I don't know enough about the people involved to assess that.

It's obviously riskier to switch to someone other than the incumbent (ex. Kelli Ward) if you want to retain your majority. But one good thing I do see from Trump's approach is that it raises public awareness. The Flakes and McCains are shown to be willing to defect at the drop of a hat, because of sour grapes. They have no deep rooted principles.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (/qEW2)

323 *links fingers together in the "boost up" position*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (fuK7c)



I would be mad but that's helpful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (dEQP3)

324 I know we had Hydrox cookies when I was a kid but a few years ago when I discovered this fact I looked for them but haven't seen them.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (aC6Sd)

325 I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.

==

it's because he is a yankee isn't it ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)

326 Mitt Romney on Roy Moore: No majority is worth losing our honor and our intergrity.

Literally Muh Honor and Muh Integrity lol.

Hold your head up high and march into those camps with your honor and your integrity. See what it gets you, you fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (4ErVI)

327
I think that is called the Legal Line and has to be written out. As
long as the bank pays the written amount, I'm sure quite a few formats
are ok.
=====

Yeah, I've had discrepancies (bad handwriting) and banks are supposed to take the numbers written out as the amount. ps -- my usual is no/100, although my parents used xx/100. When I have to write cents in the little box, I try to underline the cents with a slash. Bad handwriting, as I said.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (MIKMs)

328 320, You mean their wedding.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (nILVB)
LMAO.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

329
Doesn't that idiot flake realize that he just KILLED whatever little hope Doug Jones had of winning?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (brEqR)

330
Can you imagine a jeff flake endorsement helping anyone??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (brEqR)

331 I only decided to vote for Trump at the last minute but, I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (9nCnN)

I think there are a lot of us in that boat.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (398bZ)

332 320 This will be his slogan for his 2020 Presidential Run with his VP James Comey
=====

You mean their wedding.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (nILVB)

--------------------------------------------

Why not both!

Heck by then McMuffin can join into the first three way gay marriage!

Posted by: William Eaton at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (MuTTO)

333 Mark my words, Flake will be making the rounds on MSDNC and CNN tomorrow basking in the glow of his progressive overlords' approval.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (ZRC8N)

334 One Hundred Bucks or
One Hundred Only

Posted by: concrete girl, check writin son of a gun at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (kCbAY)

335 Must be nice to take off the mask once there's no reason to wear it any more.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (O5Q3r)

336
Thanks, flake!

You just secured a few hundred more votes for Roy Moore's victory!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (brEqR)

337
ABC - Brian Ross will no longer cover Trump stories. So they'll just give them to another lefty hack

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (493sH)

338 Jeff Fake: Petulance over Party.

Or was that flatulence?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (YinAC)

339 BOOM! Laura Ingraham To Expose ANOTHER Politically Compromised Mueller Official at 10 tonight

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (y3aQB)

340 I don't think Romney has ever commented on Menendez, Franken, or Conyers. Funny, that.

Accuse someone of molesting young teens: instant guilt we must all condemn.
Show up with photographic proof of molesting a sleeping woman: *static*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+)

341 you fought hard against trump redbanzai. and then you did not go NeverTrump and apparently kept an open mind. respect.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

342 330
Can you imagine a jeff flake endorsement helping anyone??
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (brEqR)


Jeff Flake is now available as an Olympic ambassador for cities hoping to host future games!

Please send $100 and no/00...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)

343 Hilarious if the check bounces. You may want to cash that quickly Jones. Cheap ass.

Posted by: Cheri at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (oiNtH)

344 As an aside, the local Ace Hardware will no longer accept checks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (leCj4)

345 OT, but that side bar photo of Hillary is her most flattering one yet.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

346 Franco went to war with Prussia?

Posted by: Juan "bitch set me up" Williams at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (loZXu)

347 Well, to be fair, it is about what Al Gore and the Clintons have personally made to charity.
====

Hey! My blown out used underwear is worth more than $100! They are historical relics!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (nILVB)

348 I believe either "zero cents" or "00/00" is correct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)


Dividing by zero on a check could land you in jail!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (8gDQu)

349

One MILLION dollars!

Posted by: doctor evil at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (qGuLD)

350 >>Mitt Romney on Roy Moore: No majority is worth losing our honor and our intergrity.


And yet the Democrats allow Bob Menendez to remain, and pulled the Toricelli maneuver in order to hold seats in the Senate. I'm sure there are other examples f dishonorable behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

351 I'll bet Bob Corker is frantically trying to figure out a way to out-virtue signal Flake now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)

352 339
BOOM! Laura Ingraham To Expose ANOTHER Politically Compromised Mueller Official at 10 tonight

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (y3aQB)
A third one? I can't keep up.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

353 333 Mark my words, Flake will be making the rounds on MSDNC and CNN tomorrow basking in the glow of his progressive overlords' approval.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (ZRC8N)


Yes! See comment 287.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

354 341
you fought hard against trump redbanzai. and then you did not go NeverTrump and apparently kept an open mind. respect.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (nFwvY)


x2

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (tbOMB)

355 I usually add 'and no cents'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (6FqZa)

356 What narcissistic ass wipe would actually post a copy of his contribution check on Twatter to show the world just how much he hates his constituents?

100. Fucking. Dollars.

Esau bargained a better deal...

Posted by: texcat at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (wf3RQ)

357 346 Franco went to war with Prussia?
Posted by: Juan "bitch set me up" Williams at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (loZXu)


No, with us. You know, the Franco-American War. Something franks and beans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

358 My mom still sends checks as birthday presents to kids. Then she wonders why they don't ever get them cashed.

I doubt they even know what a check is, let alone what to do with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (39g3+)

359 Parts is parts.

Posted by: Flakey Jeff at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (Lursk)

360 351 I'll bet Bob Corker is frantically trying to figure out a way to out-virtue signal Flake now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)


He's going to go to declare himself a homo, go to Tehran and hurl himself off a roof?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

361 I have stated here a few times that Oreos might be the best commercial cookie.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)

362 351 I'll bet Bob Corker is frantically trying to figure out a way to out-virtue signal Flake now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)


Check for $101?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

363
344 As an aside, the local Ace Hardware will no longer accept checks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (leCj4)


They will give you a generous trade-in offer on "gently used" shelving, however!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (pNxlR)

364
I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.



==



it's because he is a yankee isn't it ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)

Nah... everyone not born in my beloved homeland starts in deficit territory:-P

Just think how awesome you Yankee Morons and 'Ettes must be to have all overcome that sad degraded circumstance:-)

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (9nCnN)

365 00/100

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (QC/4S)

366 I've been having a lot of fun with my Leftist "friends" today with this gay cake case. If you want a good laugh try asking one if Trump should be allowed to force them to paint his official portrait.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (UBzPO)

367 I sure won't need any gruel at the camps I'll be dining high tonight with my honor and integrity!

It'll keep me warm at night too. Just you watch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (4ErVI)

368 "ABC - Brian Ross will no longer cover Trump stories. So they'll just give them to another lefty hack"

He'll just go back to calling leftist and deranged (but I repeat myself) shooters Tea Party members.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (03xNs)

369 361 I have stated here a few times that Oreos might be the best commercial cookie.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)


Except for that gross stuff in the middle.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (TdMsT)

370 362 351 I'll bet Bob Corker is frantically trying to figure out a way to out-virtue signal Flake now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)

Check for $101?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (YqDXo)


More like $100.01

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

371 it's because he is a yankee isn't it ?

He is not a Yankee, even though a team by that name plays in one of the boroughs.

In the world, Yankee means American. In America, Yankee means Northern. In the North, Yankee means New England.

In New England, Yankee means a certain kind of family, mostly Protestant, which has been in this country forever and embraces values like thrift, humility, and ingenuity.

Among Yankees there are subtypes, including Brahmin who are old money, and my people, New Hampshire Swamp Yankees, who have been here forever and never really moved up economically.

I was once in a true Brahmin establishment, the Somerset Club (Yankee Bill Weld featured it in his novel). The sofas were ratty, intentionally so. Yankees are against ostentation. Trump is many things but he ain't no Yankee.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (fuK7c)

372 Bob Corker's thought bubble:

"I know! I'll write a check for $105!!!! Hell, $105.50!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (ZRC8N)

373 Yo Mitt. What else are you willing to sacrifice for your own personal warm fuzzies? and whom else ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (6FqZa)

374 Nutter Butters > Oreos

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (QmIMb)

375 That's how I was taught to write a check.
Been doing it since the 70's.
And out here in rural America, everyone writes checks all the time - and mostly without showing ID. Land of the honest squares. I love it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (Ktb8D)

376 350 >>Mitt Romney on Roy Moore: No majority is worth losing our honor and our intergrity.


And yet the Democrats allow Bob Menendez to remain, and pulled the Toricelli maneuver in order to hold seats in the Senate. I'm sure there are other examples f dishonorable behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

im sick of GOPe types unilaterally disarming

Posted by: Avi at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (+Anjo)

377 I have one standard for candidates that is unbreakable and not up for discussion, and that is abortion. I have never voted and will never vote for any candidate that supports abortion in any way.


Country over Party? Please explain to me what that means, because a country who supports taking body parts from dismembered children and selling them to the highest bidder is not a country in which I wish to live.


I am very disgusted.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (dFi94)

378 Just think how awesome you Yankee Morons and 'Ettes must be to have all overcome that sad degraded circumstance:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (9nCnN)

...we do with we can with what the Lord gave us...

Posted by: pious runner at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)

379 I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.

He's nothing like I thought he'd be. Nothing at all. And I mean that in a positive way. I saw him as a Bill Clinton type, and that he'd just forget about the wall entirely and act like he never said anything about it.

Pleasantly surprised ain't in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)

380 374
Nutter Butters > Oreos

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (QmIMb)



And that's how the cookie wars began.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (tbOMB)

381
Brian Ross staying on at ABC is the equivalent of Ford promoting the guy who designed the gas tank on the Pinto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (mbhDw)

382 Last year I saw a guy write a Check for a VCR at Best Buy.

Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QmIMb)

383 I'd write a cheque to Jeff Flake for "no cents" but it seems he's got that already.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (6FqZa)

384 Who writes No/100 ?

People who can read and write in cursive.

People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.

People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)

385
Country over Party? Please explain to me what that means

It means absolutely nothing.

Jeff Flake doesn't believe a word he says.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (brEqR)

386 374 Nutter Butters > Oreos

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (QmIMb)

Yup I just got some a few days ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (4ErVI)

387 No matter what commercial cookie it still will beat a home made one

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (aC6Sd)

388 all along I thought it was Huntsman, but now I think it was Flakes magic underwear that impalerd Harry Reids eye.

Posted by: Avi at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (+Anjo)

389 Burn, baby Burn! I love dancing around an establishment pyre.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (50gG9)

390 Me no discriminate. Me love all cookie. Rom nom nom.

Posted by: cookie monster at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (6FqZa)

391 43
Blacking out your routing info and account number, El Jefe? Weenie move.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Wait 'till those 4chan chaps see this. His account number, address and SSN will be gleaned in about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (9/CHP)

392 High bid is $105.50 for this virtue signal.
Do I hear $106?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (5wCUq)

393
351 I'll bet Bob Corker is frantically trying to figure out a way to out-virtue signal Flake now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)


He's donating all his Chuck E Cheese tokens to Jones (all 100 of 'em!) for Dougie's campaign party after his BIG WIN!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

394 So he just proved hes the douchenozzle we thought he was. Did not Flake wear an Arlen Spector mask for Halloween?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (2X7pN)

395 Palmiers >Nutter Butters > Oreos

Posted by: pious runner at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (QC/4S)

396 the 'little jerry seinfeld' episode with jerry's bounced clown check was awesome!

Posted by: concrete girl, check writin son of a gun at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (kCbAY)

397 Me love all cookie

The Paolo, he understands.

Posted by: Paolo at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (6FqZa)

398 Mitt Romney on Roy Moore: No majority is worth losing our honor and our intergrity.
====================


You have no honor. You are devoid of honor. You should not even speak the word honor.


I am disgusted.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (dFi94)

399 >.Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.

When was the last time a cashier counted your change back to you?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (W+vEI)

400 I once ate some garlic croutons and about half a bag of Oreo cookies before going in for an orthodontist's appointment. And I didn't brush my teeth.

They were not amused.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (4ErVI)

401 382 Last year I saw a guy write a Check for a VCR at Best Buy.

Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QmIMb)



Just for fun, if paying cash, wait until the register calculates the change, then give the cashier the change to bring the total to an even number of dollars.

Watch the cashier do his/her impression of the HAL 2000 as memory boards were taken out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

402 Who writes No/100 ?

People who can read and write in cursive.

People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.

People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.



Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)


THIS, thank you very much. Good grief, have you seen the cramped, painful way many millennials print when they attempt to write? Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (ZRC8N)

403
Anyone remember Gaucho chocolate cookies? Burry was the baker, and I believe is now long gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)

404 Nutter Butters > Oreos


Posted by: garrett
-----
And you don't look like you have meth-mouth after eating Nutter Butters.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (8b+oT)

405
Pleasantly surprised ain't in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)


I am right there with you, CRT

Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (9nCnN)

406 378 Just think how awesome you Yankee Morons and 'Ettes must be to have all overcome that sad degraded circumstance:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (9nCnN)

...we do with we can with what the Lord gave us...
Posted by: pious runner at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)


As far as the left is concerned, there no longer is an act so evil that it cannot be sanctioned, mainstreamed codified.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (TdMsT)

407 Brian Ross staying on at ABC is the equivalent of Ford promoting the guy who designed the gas tank on the Pinto.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (mbhDw)

Believe it or not Lee Iacocca gets the blame for that by rushing production.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (UBzPO)

408 Reps are anxious to give amnesty to illegal dreamers by uear end. Fuck them all

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (gDWMa)

409 Does he imagine anyone believes this is some honorable thing ? except for Allahpundit, Kristol and the egg mcmuffin

Posted by: Slick Wilbur at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (8F7Ub)

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (QC/4S)

411 That's how I was taught to write a check.
Been doing it since the 70's.
And out here in rural America, everyone writes checks all the time - and mostly without showing ID. Land of the honest squares. I love it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December




Land of the honest squares / 10 people per square mile.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (MTjB1)

412 73
Jeff Flake is the Republican party's John Edwards.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (brEqR)
-----------------------------------
I still pay all bills by check and I write no/100s.
I don't care if you trash people for that.

But by God, I will not sit by quietly when you are downgrading John Edwards' hair. Do you not remember the "I Feel Pretty" video?

Flake doesn't even come close.
And besides, given his name, I suspect he has a dry scalp.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (0jtPF)

413 391 43
Blacking out your routing info and account number, El Jefe? Weenie move.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Wait 'till those 4chan chaps see this. His account number, address and SSN will be gleaned in about 5 minutes.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (9/CHP)


C'mon, people. He wrote the check on an old, now-closed account.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

414 Or, "Douche over Bag".

Posted by: zipity at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (rMfup)

415 382 Last year I saw a guy write a Check for a VCR at Best Buy.

Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM


Lol, anyone who buys a VCR would pay with a check.

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (9/CHP)

416 337
ABC - Brian Ross will no longer cover Trump stories. So they'll just give them to another lefty hack
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (493sH)

--------------------

Where ever will they find one??? I bet they will have to really search hard.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (vivhj)

417 I write No/Scrubs on my checks.

When I write them.

Which is never.

Because I don't want to be that (old) guy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (hqZPQ)

418 "366 I've been having a lot of fun with my Leftist "friends" today with this gay cake case. If you want a good laugh try asking one if Trump should be allowed to force them to paint his official portrait."

I use this one: So you think Westboro Baptist Church should be able to force a gay baker to produce a cake that says "God Hates Fags?" You think a Neo-Nazi should be able to force a Jewish baker to produce a cake that says "Happy Birthday Hitler?"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (398bZ)

419
Eh.

Whats the over/under flake didn't even send the check in?

Just virtue signaling on the cheap with a tweet.


"Musta got lost in the mail."


Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (NyJwR)

420 I liked those simple Nabisco Butter Cookies that came in a green box and were shaped like flowers with a hole in the middle. Real soft and well, buttery.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (8b+oT)

421 14 I thought he lived in Arizona. Should have followed the rule.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (yRgC6)

Yeah, that's why the restraining order say 10 miles.

Posted by: Winona Ryder at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (A3b6q)

422 Nobody really makes a commercial Palmiers...
and if we're talking baked goods / cookies then the Black and White takes all.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (QmIMb)

423 People who can read and write in cursive.

Leave Rachel Jeantel out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

424 403
Anyone remember Gaucho chocolate cookies? Burry was the baker, and I believe is now long gone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)


I don't remember those.

But does anyone remember those butter cookies that were round with a scalloped edge and a hole in the middle? Made by Nabisco, perhaps?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (TdMsT)

425 They couldn't stand to see the gloating Trump tweet if they'd fired Ross.

He'll quietly leave sometime next year.

After which Trump will still drop a tweet lol.

"Remember Fake News Brian? Just left ABC. Sad! Maybe he'll land on his feet in Fargo."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (4ErVI)

426 Romney there needs to stop talking about honor unless he's willing to redeem his own.

(It won't be a fan on the tray, Mitt. We'll do iy the traditional way. No empty formalities for a man of your integrity. )

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

427 I take it in the butt, and then in the mouth! Priorities!!!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (2X7pN)

428 21 >>Seriously?


No is not a number.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (QmIMb)

No is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (A3b6q)

429 Whats the over/under flake didn't even send the check in?

Just virtue signaling on the cheap with a tweet.


"Musta got lost in the mail."


Posted by: naturalfake at December




Well, we should start demanding the canceled check.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

430 I remember those butter cookies. Can't recall the name though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (4ErVI)

431 People who can read and write in cursive.

People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.

People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)


LOL.

I'm happy to hear you can do all those things ... but now you should also know that "no" is not a number.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (8gDQu)

432 Well, I'm writing a check to John Conyers III's (Conyers') election campaign. Oh, wait, I don't write checks. So I wish him well in his battle against the GOP candidate.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (hqZPQ)

433 I want them to define what they mean by honor. I think what they mean by honor is this: I behave more regally than you do in public. I know which fork to use. I never pick out my own clothes. I take strangers on cruises that are hosted by me for money.


They don't give a rat's ass about conservative principles. Not one ass. They are mad because Trump is gauche.


I am disgusted.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (dFi94)

434 My mom still sends checks as birthday presents to kids. Then she wonders why they don't ever get them cashed.

I spent a good part of a career making sure that there were sufficient iron particles in a specialty ink that produced specific characters that would sort through the banking system at some incredible feet per minute speed.

Millennials now take a photo of that check and deposit it. I'm not sure how those iron particles traverse the internet, but I guess they do.

Posted by: Peter North at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (ajiE5)

435 Circus Animals > Nutter Butters > Oreos

I have someone count back change every once in a while, but its usually an elderly person or some go-getter like an Indian (push start). I don't care either way, but the ones I don't like are the ones that put the cash in your hand and dump the change on top. The change and cash go in different spots, you twerp, now I gotta dig through all this and sort it out when I'm supposed to be leaving.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (39g3+)

436 >>No is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.


BTW - This is what I was looking for.

I think 3 others beat you to it.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (QmIMb)

437 73

Jeff Flake is the Republican party's John Edwards.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (brEqR)

I actually prefer John Edwards.

Better hair.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (A3b6q)

438 "commercial"...now we have rules all of a sudden...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (QC/4S)

439 Yeah, but if you write 00/100 somebody could easily change that to 100/100 by sneaking a numeral 1 and rip you off of one dollar.


I always write NO/100. That's how they taught it at Woo Poo U (USMA) back in the day.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (wPiJc)

440 but now you should also know that "no" is not a number.

Then why is "No." the abbreviation for number?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (fuK7c)

441 Someone needs to get a Leftist to bake a Trump Rules cake, but when you get it take it straight to a lab for testing of contaminants.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)

442 I once ate some garlic croutons and about half a bag of Oreo cookies before going in for an orthodontist's appointment. And I didn't brush my teeth.

I did that once with celery. "Thank you for sharing your lunch with us", they said.

I prefer to see the dentist in the mornings as a result.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (6FqZa)

443 Could Trump win as an independent 2020?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (gDWMa)

444 Hell, I'd like to go to a leftist bakery and have them make me a Columbus Day cake.

Red velvet of course with sour cream frosting.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (hqZPQ)

445 361 I have stated here a few times that Oreos might be the best commercial cookie.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)

Hydrox > Oreos.

But the best...

Brussels. Pepperidge Farms.

Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (48QDY)

446

I once ate some garlic croutons and about half a bag of Oreo cookies before going in for an orthodontist's appointment. And I didn't brush my teeth.

They were not amused.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (4ErVI)






Should have gone for the hat trick with canned sardines.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (eXA4G)

447 432 Well, I'm writing a check to John Conyers III's (Conyers') election campaign. Oh, wait, I don't write checks. So I wish him well in his battle against the GOP candidate.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (hqZPQ)


Does he take EBT?

Asking for ... everybody in Detroit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

448 Pregnant midgets cost $200.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----
It's a 2fer! Is that an auction price or the Buy It Now? Link? Very interested.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (8b+oT)

449 431 People who can read and write in cursive.

People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.

People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)

LOL.

I'm happy to hear you can do all those things ... but now you should also know that "no" is not a number.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (8gDQu)

But..... 1 is the loneliest number...

It must be true... I heard it in a song!

Posted by: Capt. America at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (NgKpN)

450 A couple of years ago a teenager with a barely functioning brain was giving me change from a $20. She owed me $8 and actually asked this:

"Do you want your change?"

No. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (ZRC8N)

451 I take it in the butt, and then in the mouth! Priorities!!!
Posted by: Jeff Flake

Even after eating sriracha? You're brave.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (5wCUq)

452 397 Me love all cookie

The Paolo, he understands.
Posted by: Paolo at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (6FqZa)



Paulo!!!

(I plan to be home most of the evening...)

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (TdMsT)

453 I'm happy to hear you can do all those things ... but now you should also know that "no" is not a number.



neither is hundred. it's a word. but that's OK. it's the line where you are supposed to use words.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (nFwvY)

454 Jeff Flake is the Republican party's John Edwards.

I'm thinking more Piers Gaveston.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (6FqZa)

455 Fosted Molasses Cookies > Circus Animals > Nutter Butters > Oreos

Millennials now take a photo of that check and deposit it.

And not a one of them understands why that's such a cosmically idiotic idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (39g3+)

456 122 He should have written it for "One Billion Dollars and no/00."


That would have really impressed the Leftists.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/o9Qk)

And then put his pinky up to the side of his mouth.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (A3b6q)

457 Circus Animals > Nutter Butters > Oreos

I have someone count back change every once in a while, but its usually an elderly person or some go-getter like an Indian (push start). I don't care either way, but the ones I don't like are the ones that put the cash in your hand and dump the change on top. The change and cash go in different spots, you twerp, now I gotta dig through all this and sort it out when I'm supposed to be leaving.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December




wow, that is sad, the next link in the chain is kaboom>circus animal

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (MTjB1)

458

Patagonia clothing company is suing Pres. Trump over him reducing the size of the national monuments in Utah. Its homepage claims that the president stole your land. Another company that wants to commit suicide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (493sH)

459 Costco has commercial palmiers, btw, but it may be a local thing

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (QC/4S)

460 Yeah, but if you write 00/100 somebody could easily change that to 100/100 by sneaking a numeral 1 and rip you off of one dollar.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (wPiJc)


Why stop there? Just add "100000" onto someone's 00/100 and you've got an easy hundred grand!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (8gDQu)

461 Trump to 2018 GOPe congresscritters: "You're the Flake, I'm the Head & Shoulders".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (/qEW2)

462 Yeah, but if you write 00/100 somebody could easily change that to
100/100 by sneaking a numeral 1 and rip you off of one dollar.
-----
Those mother fuckers! *starts frantically rummaging through old bank records*

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (8b+oT)

463 THIS, thank you very much. Good grief, have you seen the cramped, painful way many millennials print when they attempt to write? Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (ZRC8N)

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I have to tell the high school and middle school students that when they sign for their computers I need them to put their first AND last names. Just printing NEVEAH in all capital letters doesn't cut it. I need your last name too, honey. We have 3 Neveah's in 8th grade. It is PAINFUL to watch them have to write out their names.
It used to be a badge of honor to learn to write out your whole name in cursive when you were in 3rd grade. Now they don't even understand the concept of a signature.

Sad.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (vivhj)

464 374 Nutter Butters > Oreos

long nutter butters or cross little round ones?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (sGtp+)

465 Think of NO/100 as meaning "no pennies". Then it will make sense.


One hundred dollars and no pennies.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (wPiJc)

466 Ladyl yes, shortbreads maybe

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (aC6Sd)

467 292 Flake is gayer than Barney Frank's butt plug...
Posted by: What Smells? at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (7DG+y)

I saw Barney Frank's Butt Plug open for Franky Goes to Hollywood at the Cow Palace back in 1986.

RELAX!

Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (A3b6q)

468 450 A couple of years ago a teenager with a barely functioning brain was giving me change from a $20. She owed me $8 and actually asked this:

"Do you want your change?"

No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

you mean 00/words

Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (nFwvY)

469 Cant remember the last time i wrote a check.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (gDWMa)

470
Peggy Lawton Cookies are #1

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (brEqR)

471 >>neither is hundred. it's a word. but that's OK. it's the line where you are supposed to use words.



THIS IS FRACTION!

Posted by: Asian Grad Student at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (QmIMb)

472
I liked those simple Nabisco Butter Cookies that came in a green box and
were shaped like flowers with a hole in the middle. Real soft and well,
buttery. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (8b+oT)
=====

They also have them now in square shapes (like wooden blocks) with letters. Grandson will eat an entire box if not very, very closely supervised.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (MIKMs)

473 We always knew he was a douche bag. Color me not surprised.

Posted by: walleye killer at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (DtLqS)

474
nood gropin

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (brEqR)

475 But..... 1 is the loneliest number...

It must be true... I heard it in a song!

Posted by: Capt. America at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (NgKpN)


Simple mistake, though. They said "won is the loneliest number". The whole song is about the evils of competition.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (8gDQu)

476 I have to tell the high school and middle school students that when they sign for their computers I need them to put their first AND last names. Just printing NEVEAH in all capital letters doesn't cut it. I need your last name too, honey. We have 3 Neveah's in 8th grade. It is PAINFUL to watch them have to write out their names.
It used to be a badge of honor to learn to write out your whole name in cursive when you were in 3rd grade. Now they don't even understand the concept of a signature.

Sad.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (vivhj)


I used to see freshmen who would write "Bill M." on their papers.

How was pre-school, anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

477 It used to be a badge of honor to learn to write out your whole name in cursive when you were in 3rd grade. Now they don't even understand the concept of a signature.

Sad.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (vivhj)

They'll Neveah be doctors.

Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (48QDY)

478 He does have an appropriate name.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (2X7pN)

479 Nabisco Milano cookies !>Nutter Butters > Oreos

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (QC/4S)

480 nood

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu)

481 I saw Barney Frank's Butt Plug open for Franky Goes to Hollywood at the Cow Palace back in 1986.

Wouldn't that be the other way around ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (6FqZa)

482 Non-viable tissue mass over life.

Posted by: Corn Flake at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (Tyii7)

483 What? 3rd grade and they can't write? Jezuz my youngest is 6 and she can write paragraphs.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (gDWMa)

484 435 but the ones I don't like are the ones that put the cash in your hand and dump the change on top.

There's a cashier at the local McDonald's that will fold the receipt into a little envelope around your debit card. Now I gotta dig the card out of the receipt before I can put it back in my wallet.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (sGtp+)

485 Patagonia clothing company is suing Pres. Trump over him reducing the size of the national monuments in Utah. Its homepage claims that the president stole your land. Another company that wants to commit suicide
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (493sH)

REI is whining ceaselessly about it as well. Check their Facebook page; it has a banner with "WE (heart) OUR PUBLIC LANDS!" Never mind that the world's biggest landowner is the United States government, and they own - what - a third of the country? They can stand to lose a few hundred or so acres of land.

And apparently neither REI nor Patagonia have ever heard of "state parks".

(Of course, WE can do without; the government can NEVER do without.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (u0f7+)

486 A couple of years ago a teenager with a barely functioning brain was giving me change from a $20. She owed me $8 and actually asked this:

"Do you want your change?"

No. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (ZRC8N)


That kid's pretty smart. I bet she got 1 out of 20 to say "No, thanks". Not bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (8gDQu)

487 58
Why didn't he write in the Memo - Fck you Republicans instead?
_________________

"Fuck my constituents in Arizona" would have been more accurate.

Flake is loathsome. No wonder so many people here despise him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (fqUgw)

488 Me love all cookie

The Paolo, he understands.
Posted by: Paolo



Paulo!!!
(I plan to be home most of the evening...)
Posted by: Ladyl


*****


Wait a sec. Paolo is now delivering cookies?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (wPiJc)

489 Good grief, have you seen the cramped, painful way many millennials print when they attempt to write?


I'm teaching a college class this term. I give the tests on paper and some of the handwriting is so...unique?...that I had to ask the class whether every other professor gives tests on the computer.

FWIW, illegible does not give you the benefit of the doubt that you might have meant the right answer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (fuK7c)

490 Well, lets face it. That $100 goes a long ways in Alabama and its just enough to sink Moore. Gonna be a short night.

Posted by: Byll Winn at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (vmsda)

491 Always get rolling and a nood pops up. Now we have to start all over again.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (aC6Sd)

492 I kept hearing people talk about schools not teaching cursive writing anymore. Urchin #1 is in third grade and she is learning cursive. I was about to get all upset over it and now I don't have to.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (dFi94)

493 "459 Costco has commercial palmiers"

May I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (398bZ)

494 432 Well, I'm writing a check to John Conyers III's (Conyers') election campaign. Oh, wait, I don't write checks. So I wish him well in his battle against the GOP candidate.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (hqZPQ)



It's cute that you actually think the GOP is going to run a candidate against him.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (z/Ubi)

495 Alyssa Milano Cookies circa 1996 >>>

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (hqZPQ)

496 who writes checks anymore?

*Timidly raises hand*

Not at stores. But I still pay some of my bills with checks and my hairdresser doesn't take credit cards. I write about 3 or 4 a month.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (P8951)

497 I had the unfortunate experience of catching proud NeverTrumper Erik Erickson on the radio for the 1st 30 minutes. What a passive aggressive gas lighting POS he is.

Is audience has to solely consist of pearl clutching Churchians. He raps himself around that cross and it's disgusting.

Posted by: Monk at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (g4lFK)

498 what's the damn deal with Arizona and senators? They make Tennessee look cerebral.

Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (XTiHL)

499 481 I saw Barney Frank's Butt Plug open for Franky Goes to Hollywood at the Cow Palace back in 1986.

Wouldn't that be the other way around ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM


You owe me a new keyboard and 2 oz. of beer!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (9/CHP)

500 Maybe this will move his approval from 18.000% to 18.001%

no/00

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (WbIyz)

501 Arizona voters -WTF!?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (LilNs)

502 Saw the nood and eh

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (aC6Sd)

503 I really want TuCa to call McMullin Egg McMuffin on air. Preferably to his face.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (dEQP3)

504 love palmiers
easy to make too
just puff pastry and sugar

Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (kCbAY)

505 What cause does Flake think he's supporting with this? What does he expect Jones to accomplish "for the country"? It's just a spite tweet, like Kristol and McMullin rooting for Northam to win the Virginia election. I've donated more than this to candidates and causes in the past. No more. Their ineffectiveness cured me of the habit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 06:05 PM (/qEW2)

506 Doesn't playing to both sides in Arizona make them fence straddles?

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (aC6Sd)

507 I really want TuCa to call McMullin Egg McMuffin on air. Preferably to his face.


Is that a thing outside the HQ, like something you see when you go Outside to the twitters?

Cuz it would be so awesome to find out that TuCa is a Moron.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (fuK7c)

508 492 I kept hearing people talk about schools not teaching cursive writing anymore. Urchin #1 is in third grade and she is learning cursive. I was about to get all upset over it and now I don't have to.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (dFi94)


Depends on where you live. My local school district doesn't teach it at all. I can see arguments both ways - there are only so many hours in a day, and lots of things for kids to learn.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (+azJs)

509 Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)


========

I write out 00/xx to indicate a whole dollar amount. I've never seen "no" as the numerator.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (/qEW2)

510 Where's Flake's matching check for $100 to a pregnancy care clinic?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (Astxw)

511 Big shot has a hundy to piss away. Big deal...

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (nQHw/)

512 Ace's liver - Can't teach cursive if your filling their hesds with global warming and Republicans kill people, not enough time in a day

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (aC6Sd)

513 Flake is just showing he has "no sense" with that cheque.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (QCX64)

514 Given Flake's net worth, that's the equivalent of me donating much less than a cent to Moore. What a total, absolute fraud and sanctimonious asshole. Good riddance.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (szTlK)

515 Martha McSalley, the A-10 pilot, needs to point her GAU-8 directly at Flake's career and fill it with depleted uranium.

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (4xZi9)

516 Jeff Flake is yet more proof that there needs to be a Hell.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 05, 2017 07:19 PM (Skvbl)

517 "481
I saw Barney Frank's Butt Plug open for Franky Goes to Hollywood at the Cow Palace back in 1986.



Wouldn't that be the other way around ?"

Thanks for the hernia.

Posted by: Bill C at December 05, 2017 07:36 PM (HqPBH)

518 36


Well, he lives up to his name.

Flake by name, flake by nature.

Posted by: Bill C at December 05, 2017 07:40 PM (HqPBH)

519 Jeff Flake wants to be the next McCain.

Nothing like having low goals in life....

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at December 05, 2017 07:44 PM (e6a1B)

520 That is your party, Jeff.

And your country is prolly Canada.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 05, 2017 08:15 PM (Ndje9)

521 My country is only worth $100.00.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 06, 2017 10:44 PM (Ndje9)

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