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Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu) 2
I guess his felon wife was a non-starter for his replacement? Not following the "Dingell Precedent"? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw) 4
th?
Posted by: at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (QjHR7) 5
Hang on to your schadenboners: The uh-Reverend-uh-JACK-son has now also been accused of grabbing women's. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (brEqR) 7
I guess the "spirit" moved him? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (QjHR7) 9
Eww.
Posted by: the Ptolemies at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (6FqZa) 10
There's another person running for the seat.
That person? Ian Conyers, John Conyers' nephew. They'll decide the matter with Glocks at 10 paces. Held sideways, of course. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (YqDXo) 11
Second look at Monarchy and Aristocracy? NO!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (hyuyC) 12
I am not sure about this story. Was he in a white church, because I understood he only fucked around with white pussy.
Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (TXZAP) 13
Word is Chelsea might be interested too
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (LISuA) Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (brEqR) 15
You colonists ditched me for this?!
Posted by: zombie George III at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (5wCUq) 16
You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw) 17
Hey, at least our guy didn't do it in church.
Posted by: Hepcat at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (5b+Sr) 18
He's gonna resign and give the seat to his kid like its an inheritance or something.
The thing is, the idiots who are in his district and elected that toad like 15 times will probably vote for the son because he said so. The second best electoral moment in my lifetime was when "Ted Kennedy's seat" went to a nominal Republican instead. Even the brain dead leftists in Massachusetts didn't respond well to being told an elected office belonged to someone. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (39g3+) 19
If touching the holey spirit is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: John Conyers (D) at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (QmIMb) 20
Wow. Church gropin'. That's a new one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (ZRC8N) 21
It's thugs, all the way down.
Posted by: Corn Flake at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (GsAUU) 23
I was just feeling for the holy water font. I swear to...
Posted by: John Conyers at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (r9UYA) 24
On the plus side, it's nice that a democrat is going to church.
Posted by: Hepcat at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (5b+Sr) Posted by: Brian Ross, ABC Fake News at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (brEqR) 26
How long can this go on?
Is there no end to it? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (KdDCu) 27
Some white Juggalo needs to change his last name to Conyers and run for that seat.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (6FqZa) 28
Heh....even his nephew has a version of his name. Ian = John.
But, no word yet on Ivan Ivanovich Konyerski, I take it? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (pNxlR) 30
52 years. Un fucking real.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (gDWMa) 31
EWW IN THE PEW!
Posted by: Dang, headline righter at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (8b+oT) 32
Apparently Mr.Conyers did not realize when in church you are suppose to think about Jesus and your sins, not commit more sins.
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (a0IVu) 33
You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative. /i]
"I don't get it, Whitey is to blame for all my problems, yet we keep voting in black leadership and everything keeps getting worse!" --Detroit Voters Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (39g3+) 34
i had a brilliant idea a little earlier... now all i need to make it happen is to be filthy rich.
buy an NFL team, then make a big deal about hiring Casperdick as a QB. the fun part? the only plays he's ever sent in for is when you're running down the clock and the QB just takes the ball and kneels down. should i start a GoFundMe? Posted by: at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (QjHR7) 35
I wonder what Scripture passage they were in?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (dFi94) 36
"Well, maybe not so free. He also was a wannabe rapper, bragging that his buddies sell drugs: 'My ni**as turn grams into grands.'"
He has ninjas? Elect this grandmaster C. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (tbOMB) 37
22 U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem?
Oh, I love it. All the right people are pissed. Keep winning, Trump! Posted by: logprof it was always this easy. fuck you gope Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (nFwvY) 38
He named his, get this, son to succeed him on the permanent-congressman throne.
When did Detroit become a monarchy? Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (O5Q3r) 39
It's tough going to church where there are Democrats.
At all times, you gotta keep one hand on you wallet, and the other on your wife. Hard to make the Sign of the Cross that way. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (GsAUU) 40
Apparently Mr.Conyers did not realize when in church you are suppose to think about Jesus and your sins, not commit more sins.
"Its my job to get mine and God's job to forgive me" -Gropin' Conyers Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (39g3+) 41
I want to see photos.
Posted by: Hepcat at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (5b+Sr) 42
35 I wonder what Scripture passage they were in?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (dFi94) The one with all the "begetting" in it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (mbhDw) 43
Ian is kind of an unusual name for a guy who raps about turning grams into grands.
Or do I have him confused with the son? Yeesh, I can't keep up with these grifters and their shenanigans. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (ZRC8N) 44
Two in the Pink and one in the Stink!
Posted by: John Conyers (D) at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (QmIMb) Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (vVRlw) 46
Just get me to the church on time.
Posted by: Johnny Conyers at December 05, 2017 06:01 PM (Tyii7) 47
Please open your hymnals to #543, "There is a Wideness in Conyer's Stance"
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:01 PM (GsAUU) 48
Accuser: John Conyers Groped Me... In Church
It wasn't me. It was the Holy Spirit taking over my body. Are you accusing God of groping? Posted by: John Conyers, Chair House Judiciary Committee and Shit at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (8gDQu) Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (/tuJf) 50
looks like i saved Christopher Taylor from The Barrel...
you're welcome, and please donate to my GoFundMe account. Posted by: at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (QjHR7) Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (O5Q3r) 52
#WarOnWomyn
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (pNxlR) 54
My ni**as turn grams into grands
What does that mean? Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu) I believe that he means that persons of the Negroid persuasion are converting Phil Gramm and his family into Grand Marnier as a kind of alcoholic Soylent Green. Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (NyJwR) 55
You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw) This is what happens when you vote based solely on heinie color. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (YqDXo) 56
33 You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative. /i]
"I don't get it, Whitey is to blame for all my problems, yet we keep voting in black leadership and everything keeps getting worse!" --Detroit Voters Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (39g3+) They think they're sticking it to whitey by doing this. They're not sticking it to me I don't live in that dumpster fire. They want to do the equivalent of rolling around in their shit and piss, fine by me. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (4ErVI) 57
I do not want to live in a country where old democrat congressmen cannot grope women in church!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (BtQd4) 58
But, but, but . . . he's an ICON!!! And Trump is literally Hitler.
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (14URa) 59
Jeff Flake: "Hey, at least John was IN CHURCH! Unlike Trump, who is literally Hitler! I've got another $100 burning a hole in my pocket....Country over Party, bitchez!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (ZRC8N) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (WbIyz) 61
1. Yeah......about that......
Grams to grands? WTF kinda weight they slinging? H from the Ming Dynasty? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (fA1SL) 62
ABC news radio still reporting Mueller subpoenaed PDT bank records. Assholes.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (r9UYA) 63
Recommend that the ladies who attend this church slip a mousetrap Down There in case they have to sit next to this sleazeball.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (6FqZa) 64
Detroit.
I have nothing else. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (+lVUW) 65
The processional hymn is "Shake Dat Ass".
Posted by: Church of St. William of Little Rock at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (5wCUq) 66
I wonder what Scripture passage they were in?
Song of Solomon 7:3 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle. " Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (fuK7c) 67
Fool grab me in church & I'll send him to the Lord!
Posted by: Aunt Esther at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (bc2Lc) 68
What I like most about the church pews are the little padded shelves they have for your balls.
Posted by: John Conyers (D) at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (QmIMb) 69
Again I ask - for what acts is this clown considered an icon? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (pNxlR) 70
It's very sad what the entertainment industry plus the government has done to the culture of Black folks. Both my parents worked, and I had a maid in the 80's and she suffered no fools. She was like a mom to me. Her family was like family. And yes she had a husband and children had their father.
It's criminal what had been done. And I'll leave it at that. Posted by: Monk at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (g4lFK) 71
54 I believe that he means that persons of the Negroid persuasion are converting Phil Gramm and his family into Grand Marnier as a kind of alcoholic Soylent Green. a bit of Abby Normal sinthe, maybe? Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2017 06:05 PM (sGtp+) 72
A whole family of 'icons'...
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 05, 2017 06:05 PM (rGF+s) 73
But if Conyers wasn't just bragging, surely there are many more pretenders.
Posted by: George LeS at December 05, 2017 06:05 PM (+TcCF) 74
They think they're sticking it to whitey by doing this.
They're not sticking it to me I don't live in that dumpster fire. They want to do the equivalent of rolling around in their shit and piss, fine by me. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (4ErVI) How stupid do you have to be to burn down your own neighborhood to get back at people who avoid your neighborhood like the plague, and who don't care what you do with it? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (YqDXo) 75
could have been worse..he could have dropped his pants and yelled TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT!
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (a0IVu) 76
Let he who has not partaken in the sacramental booty in church cast the first stone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (tbOMB) 77
"I'll show you! I'll punch myself in the balls! Take that, whitey!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (YqDXo) 78
Song of Solomon 7:3 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle. "
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (fuK7c) ========================= Song of Solomon? Oh, he was probably just using an object lesson then. It's hard coming up with good sermon illustrations, you know. Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (dFi94) 79
To this day I believe that if Kwame Kilpatrick hadn't messed with the unions, (he fired 2 union cops who were investigating him), he would have been kept in office.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (+lVUW) 80
61 1. Yeah......about that......
Grams to grands? WTF kinda weight they slinging? H from the Ming Dynasty? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 05, 2017 06:03 PM (fA1SL) The process of making crack. Grams of powdered cocane into grands selling crack. Openly bragging about destroying their own neighborhoods and city. Disgusting. Posted by: Monk at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (g4lFK) 81
1 My ni**as turn grams into grands
What does that mean? _________________ They turn grams (of coke or crack or meth or MJ or heroin, or whatever illegal drugs they're selling) into grands (as in a thousand grand or ten thousand grand or whatever). He's boasting about his drug-dealing friends. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (fqUgw) 82
Fool grab me in church & I'll send him to the Lord!
Posted by: Aunt Esther Why you wanna go and kill a blind man? Posted by: Redd at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (5wCUq) 83
Why not ex-con Monica? That nasty piece of work only gropes dollar bills and claims of racism.
Posted by: Cheri at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (oiNtH) 84
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The thing is, the idiots who are in his district and elected that toad like 15 times will probably vote for the son because he said so. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (39g3+) They definitely will. All he needs to do is promise to keep the free shit and patronage jobs flowing. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (sdi6R) 85
Again I ask - for what acts is this clown considered an icon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (pNxlR) Still trying to get tail at age 83? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Chuck Conyers at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (A3b6q) 88
>>>My ni**as turn grams into grands
What does that mean? Posted by: IC It's metrical and shit. You crackers wouldn't understand. Posted by: John Conyers, Chair House Judiciary Committee and Shit at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (8gDQu) 89
song of songs that is
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (QC/4S) 90
They definitely will. All he needs to do is promise to keep the free shit and patronage jobs flowing.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (sdi6R) Some day they're going to figure out that you'll never get prosperous living off of handouts. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (YqDXo) 91
John Conyers was first elected in 1964.
1964. Sums up all that is wrong with our federal government. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (4umxo) 92
32 Apparently Mr.Conyers did not realize when in church you are suppose to think about Jesus and your sins, not commit more sins.
Lord, lead me not to temptation .... I can find it by myself! Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (nn8uQ) 93
Now if you're worried that one guy who's had a seat for 52 years is gifting that seat to his filthy get, and maybe that doesn't sound like "American democracy" to you, don't worry: There's another person running for the seat. That person? Ian Conyers, John Conyers' nephew. It's like "The Jeffersons" but it's in Detroit. Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (O5Q3r) 94
1 My ni**as turn grams into grands
What does that mean? Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu) To be consistent he should written "My ni**as turn *rams into *rands" Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 06:09 PM (A3b6q) 95
No Mr. Conyers, it's the Kiss of Peace, not Grab a Piece.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:09 PM (GsAUU) 96
Grams into grands is the process and profits from turning powdered cocaine into crack and selling it.
Disgusting that they are bragging about destroying their own neighborhoods and cities. And they blame cops and racism. Posted by: Monk at December 05, 2017 06:09 PM (g4lFK) 97
35 I wonder what Scripture passage they were in?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (dFi94) Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (BtQd4) 98
Conyers became my rep after the 2012 redistricting. I was not happy but I understand why it went that way. Michigan lost one congressional seat and and it made sense to keep a safe R district and throw my working class town (60 -40 D) to the wolves and they had to keep a safe seat for Debbie Dingel while they were at it (their districts are adjacent).
Conyers says he wants his kid, but the boy is only 27 and as far as I can tell has had only "no show, no work" jobs. And his FB page leaves a trail of stupid. Conyers grand/great nephew who also bears the family name is already in the state legislature and is said to be thinking about it. Coleman Young Jr (who just lost an election for mayor of Detroit to incumbent Mike Dugan) is another possibility. Also Benny Napoleon, the Wayne County sheriff and former Detroit Police Chief. I could support him. The former longtime mayor of my town is probably salivating thinking the black vote in a large primary would split and he could weasel the nomination. I'd actively work against that SOB. His fiscal irresponsibility was disgusting. The mayor of the next town over is a real possibility in a large primary. I could support him. Thank God for open primaries. Whoever gets the D nomination will be the next rep. No chance of an R winning this district. Posted by: cfo mom at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (RfzVr) 99
Cool, a blood feud. Who's zoomin who?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (NHira) 100
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He's gonna resign and give the seat to his kid like its an inheritance or something." Walter Jones Jr. R, NC, the wacko that started the freedom fries shit. His dad, Walter, Sr, was the democrat US House member in Eastern NC for 24 years, he retired and now son, Walter the wacko, has had his seat since 1995, 22 years. His father represented the district since 1966. Walter, Jr switched parties in 92 to run for the seat. He's a make believe Republican Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (TXZAP) 101
96 Grams into grands is the process and profits from turning powdered cocaine into crack and selling it.
Disgusting that they are bragging about destroying their own neighborhoods and cities. And they blame cops and racism. Posted by: Monk at December 05, 2017 06:09 PM (g4lFK) I thought it was the CIA that flooded the ghettos with crack. Oh, and AIDS too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (YqDXo) 102
and your founders thought they banished Royalty from their creation. Detroit royals be Conyers
Posted by: King George at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (8RQER) 103
He's gonna resign and give the seat to his kid like its an inheritance or something."
"Some day this will all be yours." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (YqDXo) 104
This country is beginning to make Idiocracy look like a documentary.
I think Mike Judge should be hailed as a true visionary. Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (rGF+s) 105
Also, I was trying to go all King James when I was looking for the Song of Solomon quote and googled "thy breasts are like unto twin fawns..." but all I got back was the "your..etc."
I blame public schools. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (fuK7c) 106
Grams into Grands looks cool on paper but spoken with a loud bass line crammed through overblown speakers it won't make any sense. Not that anyone who listens to rap cares, they don't really give a crap about the lyrics to begin with, just the beat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (39g3+) Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (UoSKV) 108
102 and your founders thought they banished Royalty from their creation. Detroit royals be Conyers
Posted by: King George at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (8RQER) He's not really king. More like tribal chief. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (YqDXo) 109
John Conyers was first elected in 1964.
1964. Sums up all that is wrong with our federal government. ________ Not having term limits was a big oversight of the Founding fathers. There's no way it ever gets fixed, to get a Constitutional Amendment is almost impossible and none of the people in power want it. Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (lKmt3) 110
Eventually every liberal on the planet reaches the point where pissing off their enemy is more prized than bettering their situation because they are insane and are fighting losing battle against reality. They finally become self destructive, chop off their dicks, put on a dress and burn down their neighborhood.
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (8b+oT) 111
100 "18
He's gonna resign and give the seat to his kid like its an inheritance or something." Walter Jones Jr. R, NC, the wacko that started the freedom fries shit. His dad, Walter, Sr, was the democrat US House member in Eastern NC for 24 years, he retired and now son, Walter the wacko, has had his seat since 1995, 22 years. His father represented the district since 1966. Walter, Jr switched parties in 92 to run for the seat. He's a make believe Republican Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (TXZAP) Don't forget me. Posted by: Henry Waxman (D, NIMH) at December 05, 2017 06:13 PM (GsAUU) 112
Apparently Mr.Conyers did not realize when in church you are suppose to think about Jesus and your sins, not commit more sins. ===== Probably a 'g-d damn america' church. Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 06:13 PM (MIKMs) 113
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (fuK7c)
-------- Bander, you've really got to do something about that hash. Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2017 06:13 PM (UoSKV) 114
"Some day this will all be yours."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara a Daaaaaaam, them are some nice curtains. Posted by: John Conyers, XXVII & no/100 at December 05, 2017 06:13 PM (5wCUq) 115
Can we get Clay Davis from The Wire to run for that seat. He is much more honest. Shhheeeett.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 05, 2017 06:13 PM (OD2ni) 116
You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ********************* You white people always pushin on us tryin to take us down We ben slaves since we got here an now your goin for one of our on. That's what you are an that's what yu do. You're gon down. Posted by: Homie at December 05, 2017 06:14 PM (Yti03) 117
Bander, you've really got to do something about that hash.
If I offer it up for sale I bet I'll get some bidders in these parts. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:14 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:14 PM (8b+oT) 119
And the reason that the dominion of this hereditary monarchy is a worthless shithole?
White privilege, obviously. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 06:14 PM (oVJmc) 120
Now if you're worried that one guy who's had a seat for 52 years is gifting that seat to his filthy get, and maybe that doesn't sound like "American democracy" to you, don't worry: There's another person running for the seat.
That person? Ian Conyers, John Conyers' nephew. See? Democracy in action. ======== It would be more democratic if he auctioned his seat off to the highest bidder. Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (/qEW2) 121
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John Conyers was first elected in 1964. Walter Jones, Sr was elected in 1966, his son Walter, Jr took the seat over in 92 and is still in congress to this day. Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (TXZAP) 122
There are some seriously raw and shocking passages in the Bible that most pastors tend to skip over as being awkward to use in a sermon to a full congregation. Ezekiel 23:20, for example, or when Paul says his righteousness is like "filthy rags" and "dung" except in the original text he's a bit more explicit and less polite.
The Bible wasn't written for shy schoolmarm types. It was written about the real world by real people who didn't hold back. Song of Songs, some try to turn into all allegory about the love of God, which is at one sense true, but it really is about knockin' boots with a hot girl as well. And often rather explicitly. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+) 123
I am too lazy to look this up but I am going to take a wild guess that conyers son has a degree in poli sic or communications and is a multi millionaire despite never holding a job outside of consultant or board member.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (dnWSK) 124
One heir to the throne busts a cap in another heir to the throne in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (8b+oT) 125
Detroit is done. Michigan is done. Los Angeles is done. California is done. They are all broker that Puerto Rico! The are dog dick broke down. This is the next big issue, the transfer of trillions from Red state to Blue states. Eliminate the state tax deduction and their house of cards get squirted with 3 gallons of farm diesel and a 500 count of Black Cat firecrackers and set on fire.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (BtQd4) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (MIKMs) 128
Not having term limits was a big oversight of the Founding fathers.
There's no way it ever gets fixed, to get a Constitutional Amendment is almost impossible and none of the people in power want it. Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (lKmt3) Term limits sound appealing, but they're not the answer. We have them in CA, and in the run up to being termed out legislators propose sweetheart legislation to some union or other outfit that hires them (wink nudge) as soon as they leave office. All of the other Much better to have legislators not know they're done until election night, by which time it's too late to make those kinds of arrangements. The problem is having a shitty electorate, which no merely mechanically applied rule can fix. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (ztbw+) 130
That person? Ian Conyers, John Conyers' nephew.
See? Democracy in action. ----- Patriarchy, bitchez. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (8b+oT) 131
My ni**as turn grams into grands What does that mean? Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu) Biscuit dealers. Straight from the underground, yo. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (eXA4G) 132
Song of Songs, some try to turn into all allegory about the love of God, which is at one sense true, but it really is about knockin' boots with a hot girl as well. And often rather explicitly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+) --But it is about married love. There are plenty of passages I would not read to my littl'un, like the Rape of Dinah. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (GsAUU) 133
The Conyers clan needs to get a revival by rabid squirrels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2017 06:17 PM (HpeUK) 134
I still want the hash I had in Colorado Springs, IQf50.
The Telluride hash Jew6x will do. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (6FqZa) --------- Wow, bt hobo, you've had some interesting ones. Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2017 06:17 PM (UoSKV) 135
Slid his hand under a woman's skirt in church? That doesn't seem practical.
First he would have had to reach way down near the floor and the woman's ankle to find the hem of her skirt. Then he would start sliding his hand past her ankle, up to her calf. Unless their was a LOT of extra material in the skirt, the back of her knees holding the back of her skirt to the pew would probably prevent his arm and hand from getting very far. Yes, it would still be offensive to the woman, but couldn't be very thrilling for him. Therefore, knowing church-going women well, I reject this tall tale. Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 05, 2017 06:17 PM (Astxw) 136
The Bible wasn't written for shy schoolmarm types. It was written about the real world by real people who didn't hold back.
"I'm going to leave alive no one who pees standing up!" -David, regarding Nabal's household. Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (bZ7mE) 137
It was common knowledge that you didn't set on the same pew with John Conyers.
Posted by: Cokie Roberts at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (yqvys) 138
"116 You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton" Washington, DC has been revitalized over the past 15 years and many formerly crap neighborhoods are getting nice. A big exception was SE/Anacostia which was Marion Barry's old district until he died. And they kept electing him. Posted by: Benji Carver at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (OD2ni) 139
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:11 PM (fuK7c) -------- Bander, you've really got to do something about that hash. Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2017 06:13 PM Frame it for Moron posterity. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (p+Wdc) 140
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Some day they're going to figure out that you'll never get prosperous living off of handouts. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (YqDXo) Boy, are you an optimist. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (sdi6R) 141
Did not David grasp Bathsheba to his bosom as his holy booty? I must have heard that story a hundred times in church. He saw her from the rooftop and he was appreciative. She was a beautiful woman. David was "a man after God's own heart." Why the double standard for the black brother, I wonder? Racism?
Posted by: Juan Williams at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (QE8X6) 142
The Sodom story didn't make the cut in "Bible Stories For Children" either. It also left out quite a bit of Judges - no Deborah, no Ehud.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (6FqZa) 143
Officials with term limits or predictable period of leaving have a tendency to resign early for "health problems" thus leaving the vacancy for the governor to appoint a replacement to. And creating an effective incumbent who then is reliably elected.
Jay is right, deplorable or not: its the voters who are the problem. A democratic republic without virtue is doomed no matter what devices and tricks you use. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (39g3+) 144
i just had a marion barry flashback
Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (kCbAY) 145
>>>Song of Songs
Your breasts are like running deer. By which I mean, full of ticks and gamey in flavor. Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (ztbw+) 146
They trade drugs for biscuits?
Posted by: Bosk at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (UlLYR) 147
I call that move, the "Mississippi Squirrel."
Posted by: John Conyers (D) at December 05, 2017 06:19 PM (yqvys) 148
I and Mrs. E will be off to a Christmas party in a few minutes. We are not likely to encounter any mohamadans there, which is a good thing, as I will be reading the account of Christ's birth from the gospel of St. Luke.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2017 06:19 PM (zLDYs) 149
Washington, DC has been revitalized over the past 15 years and many formerly crap neighborhoods are getting nice.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (OD2ni) That tsunami of lovely tax dollars working its magic. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:19 PM (YqDXo) 150
Amazingly, Michigan has a Republican governor. I assume he will be the one to appoint the interim congressgroper.
Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (Mjus2) 151
Not having term limits was a big oversight of the Founding fathers.
Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (lKmt3) It's not their fault, really. They never planned on the adoption of the idiotic policy of universal suffrage. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (8gDQu) 152
>>>Meanwhile in 2010, #JohnConyers son referred to Conyers as a "fucking player,"
Don't hate the playa. Hate the game! Posted by: John Conyers III at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (/qEW2) 153
Indiana congressperson Julia Carson passed her seat to her grandson Andre. It's a typical urban center. A patch of blue in a red state.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (IqV8l) 154
Face it, it doesn't matter who gets that seat, all I can tell you is they will be a race pushing Leftist
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (aC6Sd) 155
144 i just had a marion barry flashback
Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (kCbAY) --Mandatory: https://youtu.be/d3WILcavxQM Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:20 PM (GsAUU) 156
rickl! How are your cancer treatments going? Have you started?
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (8b+oT) 157
You can't even parody these people any more.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2017 06:12 PM (UoSKV) --- "these people" is racist. Posted by: at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (QjHR7) 158
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Some day they're going to figure out that you'll never get prosperous living off of handouts. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (YqDXo) Boy, are you an optimist. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (sdi6R) Hope springs eternal. Although I must confess my hope is faltering a bit at this point. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (YqDXo) 159
>>148 I and Mrs. E will be off to a Christmas party in a few minutes. We are not likely to encounter any mohamadans there, which is a good thing, as I will be reading the account of Christ's birth from the gospel of St. Luke.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2017 06:19 PM (zLDYs) That sounds like fun! Posted by: Caliban at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (QE8X6) 160
145 >>>Song of Songs
Your breasts are like running deer. Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (ztbw+) I'm not sure how that relates to the sidebar video. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (sdi6R) 161
Michigan has a Republican governor. I assume he will be the one to appoint the interim congressgroper.
Some loudmouth black Republican, preferably a comedian, would be a bold choice. If Snyder wasn't a pussy. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (6FqZa) 162
1964.
LBJ was President, our Constitution was voided by the Civil Rights Act, Vietnam was just a faint noise in the foreground with bombing starting in August, the GTO was introduced and John Conyers first ELECTED. Anyone know what GTO stands for? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (4umxo) 163
Did not David grasp Bathsheba to his bosom as his holy booty? I must have heard that story a hundred times in church. He saw her from the rooftop and he was appreciative. She was a beautiful woman. David was "a man after God's own heart." Why the double standard for the black brother, I wonder? Racism?
Posted by: Juan Williams at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (QE8X6) ======== Right on! You da man! Posted by: Da Profit Nathen at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2) 164
A fun factoid from 2010:
With former Detroit City Council president Monica Conyers appealing the three-year sentence she received last week after pleading guilty to bribery charges, a federal judge today appointed a public defender to represent Conyers, whom he declared indigent. A statement from a court spokesman suggests that Monica Conyers' husband, House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers (D-MI), is not willing to pitch in for legal fees. "The information available to the judge established an inability to pay for an attorney by Mrs. Conyers. This information included a detailed description of her financial resources in the presentence investigation report. And that Mrs. Conyers was on her own, so to speak, as to such resources," the spokesman said, according to the Detroit News. He makes $174k per year, and she gets a public defender. Players, indeed. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (0ogQG) 165
it helps to have a nick in the "name" box, WITH your close tags, not just the close tags by themselves, you idiot.
i must have been drunk commenting on the ONT last night... Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (QjHR7) 166
Slid his hand under a woman's skirt in church? That doesn't seem practical.
First he would have had to reach way down near the floor and the woman's ankle to find the hem of her skirt. If only women dressed that modestly in every church. Or everywhere else, for that matter. Short short skirts can be found in the pews as well as the club, depending on what is popular and stylish. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (39g3+) 167
This belongs in the last thread, but everyone's here.
Nicole Wallace and Bret Stephens rejoice over Jeff Flake's contribution to Doug Jones. "There is hope!" https://tinyurl.com/y8wmylf4 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (ZRC8N) Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (U6f54) 169
AFAIK by Michigan law the governor is not permitted to name a replacement. There has to either be a special election or the seat will remain vacant until next year. I cannot imagine that Conyers would have stepped down knowing a R governor would name his replacement
Posted by: cfo mom at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (RfzVr) 170
146 They trade drugs for biscuits?
Posted by: Bosk at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (UlLYR) --------------------- That's what I was thinking. Pillsbury Grands. Mmmm. Posted by: fly gal at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (8TdcF) 171
Grand Touring Other thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (fuK7c) 172
i must have been drunk commenting on the ONT last night...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (QjHR7) This is shocking. Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (14URa) 173
Anyone know what GTO stands for?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (4umxo) Gran Turismo Olomagato (or something like that) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (YqDXo) 174
Your breasts are like running deer.
Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (ztbw+) I'm not sure how that relates to the sidebar video. That is the Kate Upton version, I guess. Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (bZ7mE) 175
Anyone know what GTO stands for?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (4umxo) ********************** No. Posted by: 442 at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (Yti03) 176
156 rickl! How are your cancer treatments going? Have you started?
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (8b+oT) Hi Dang! I heard you were looking for me the other day. My first one was three weeks ago, and I'll have another one on Thursday. So far so good, I guess. I haven't noticed any side effects yet. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (sdi6R) 177
Your breasts are like running deer.
By which I mean, full of ticks and gamey in flavor. I got lyme disease from that chick's cleavage!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (39g3+) 178
161: Some loudmouth black Republican, preferably a comedian, would be a bold choice. If Snyder wasn't a pussy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (6FqZa) I'm thinking Kid Rock. Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (Mjus2) 179
He makes $174k per year, and she gets a public defender.
And got what she paid for, since she ended up in the pokey. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (6FqZa) 180
Senate and House must be an odd combination of smells... cats, Ben-Gay, Old Spice and lavender...
Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (zSVEm) 181
Term limits sound appealing, but they're not the answer. We have them in CA, and in the run up to being termed out legislators propose sweetheart legislation to some union or other outfit that hires them (wink nudge) as soon as they leave office.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ________ Nothing will ever fix California, you just have a bat shit crazy electorate. I don't think term limits would fix everything wrong, but 9 times out of 10 this sort of permanent power breeds corruption. It also almost always gives conservative lawmakers swamp fever when they stick around that long. Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (lKmt3) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (8b+oT) 184
"these people" is racist.
Posted by: at December 05, 2017 06:21 PM (QjHR7) -------- Oh dear. I was thinking more of Democrats than anything else. Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (UoSKV) 185
I'm thinking Kid Rock.
Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (Mjus2) I wanted him to really run for senate sooooooo bad. Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (14URa) 186
>>They trade drugs for biscuits?
Posted by: Bosk at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (UlLYR) --------------------- >>That's what I was thinking. Pillsbury Grands They shove the whole tube up there and then pull the Tab... worst thing to hit the streets since Pop Rocks and Pepsi. The kids are calling it Poppin' Fresh. Posted by: Ice - T at December 05, 2017 06:26 PM (QmIMb) 187
So I just checked 7:3 and it's not running deer, but "tits like twin baby gazelles". I also like Song of Solomon 7:2: "Let me drink cheap booze out of your belly button."
Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 06:26 PM (ztbw+) 188
OT but I guess PDT will announce embassy move to Jerusalem tomorrow so expect libs to go bat shit crazy again? Wonder where they get all this frenetic energy?
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 06:26 PM (a0IVu) 189
185 I'm thinking Kid Rock.
Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (Mjus2) I wanted him to really run for senate sooooooo bad. Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (14URa) I wanted Romney to run for President badly, and he did. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:26 PM (YqDXo) 190
Hi Dang! I heard you were looking for me the other
day. My first one was three weeks ago, and I'll have another one on Thursday. So far so good, I guess. I haven't noticed any side effects yet. Posted by: rickl ----- That's good! I started mine last week. Radiation and chemo for esophageal cancer. I'm tired and ache but not too bad. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (8b+oT) 191
GTO was introduced and John Conyers first ELECTED.
Anyone know what GTO stands for? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (4umxo) Ghetto Tribal Oligarchs ? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ) 192
Who bitch this is?
Posted by: John Conyers at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (03xNs) 193
The kids are calling it Poppin' Fresh.
Posted by: Ice - T That made me laugh so hard I'm crying. I don't know why but those Ice T bits just kill me. So earnestly hardcore street and so patently ridiculous. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (39g3+) 194
149 Washington, DC has been revitalized over the past 15 years and many formerly crap neighborhoods are getting nice.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (OD2ni) That tsunami of lovely tax dollars working its magic. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:19 PM --Plus indirect tax dollars. Some of the nicest neighborhoods in NW are black middle class gov't employees. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Barry at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (Yti03) 196
I'm just glad the tits are like fawns.
If they started growing antlers that could get uncomfortable. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:28 PM (fuK7c) 197
let's not forget this about the prodigal child...
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/30/report-conyers-son-driving-government-vehicle-broken.html Posted by: Carl-hos Dang-yer at December 05, 2017 06:28 PM (PCb3o) 198
Grand Touring Other thing. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (fuK7c) Gran Torismo Omologato Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 05, 2017 06:28 PM (lKyWE) 199
Gran Turismo Olomagato (or something like that)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (YqDXo) Yup....but youse guys knew that. We used to just shorten it to "Gas, Tires and Oil". Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:28 PM (4umxo) 200
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You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw) ------- The track record of African (as in look at Africa) governance is not good. Posted by: MAGA at December 05, 2017 06:29 PM (LnOh3) 201
Some day they're going to figure out that you'll never get prosperous living off of handouts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara The people who've figured that out have left or are leaving Detroit. They're losing their working, self-supporting citizens. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 06:29 PM (+lVUW) 202
We have the same issue in Indiana, where Julia Carson's seat became an inheritance to her grandson Andre Carson, who did nothing to earn it and does nothing to deserve keeping it.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2017 06:29 PM (ppaKI) Posted by: Brian Ross, ABC Fake News at December 05, 2017 06:30 PM (brEqR) 204
167 This belongs in the last thread, but everyone's here.
Nicole Wallace and Bret Stephens rejoice over Jeff Flake's contribution to Doug Jones. "There is hope!" https://tinyurl.com/y8wmylf4 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 06:22 PM (ZRC8N) --I'm praying that the good people of Alabama give those assholes a big collective one-finger salute. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:30 PM (GsAUU) 205
I'm just glad the tits are like fawns.
If they started growing antlers that could get uncomfortable. Posted by: Bandersnatch ----- Reminds me of a comment I saw on here about having sex with a high end fashion model. "Like fucking a bag of antlers." So damn funny. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:30 PM (8b+oT) 206
S'matta u Racist? A Conyers got dis, bitch.
It dem lyin white debils done bring homey down. Posted by: Mell-a-nin what caint tit do? at December 05, 2017 06:30 PM (Uvurs) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (WbIyz) 208
Speaking to Climate Change News on the condition of anonymity, several women say that while working to help the U.N. address climate change, they became subject to all sorts of untoward behavior from the U.N.'s climate scientists and senior officials -- and it became so bad that leaders of current climate change talks had to draw up "zero tolerance policies" so that women would be protected when they came forward with complaints. ... apparently, we need a climate change Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (e8kgV) 209
Must be somewhere in the Constitution -- Temporary Senators can be appointed by a state's governor, but House seats stay vacant until an election. Posted by: Brian Ross, ABC Fake News at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (brEqR) 210
"He named his, get this, son to succeed him on the permanent-congressman throne."
---------------------------------- So the Governor has no say so in this? Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (yOqwj) 211
170 146 They trade drugs for biscuits?
Posted by: Bosk at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (UlLYR) --------------------- That's what I was thinking. Pillsbury Grands. Mmmm. Posted by: fly gal at December 05, 2017 06:23 PM (8TdcF) --Helmet: "Biscuits for Smut" https://youtu.be/gWdCX9FXx5Y Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (GsAUU) 212
The track record of African (as in look at Africa) governance is not good.
Posted by: MAGA at December 05, 2017 06:29 PM (LnOh3) What does Ta-Nehesi Coates have to say about that? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (YqDXo) 213
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We have the same issue in Indiana, where Julia Carson's seat became an inheritance to her grandson Andre Carson, who did nothing to earn it and does nothing to deserve keeping it. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2017 06:29 PM ( Stupid voters... plus follow the money, uh, pork... I guess they are smart enough to not bite the hand that feeds them... Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (zSVEm) 214
--I'm praying that the good people of Alabama give those assholes a big collective one-finger salute.
WBRC-TV/Strategy Research 12/4 - 12/4 3200 LV Moore +7 Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2017 06:32 PM (WbIyz) 215
188 OT but I guess PDT will announce embassy move to Jerusalem tomorrow so expect libs to go bat shit crazy again? Wonder where they get all this frenetic energy?
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 06:26 PM (a0IVu) --I have stocked up on popcorn. Shit should have been done long ago but Republicans were too pusillanimous. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (GsAUU) 216
I would rather do whatever can be done to keep Californians in California. The last thing we need is for 5 million of those assholes to infect places like Texas. New Yorkers and jersey assholes did enough damage when they moved to Delaware because it was quaint and country and had low taxes, then demanded that the Main Street be paved in real cobblestones like back home in jersey. And the street lights had to look like antique gas lights, and the stop lights had to be redone to look wrought iron, and a mile of riverfront had to be made into parkland with bike paths and bridges and we just had to have city bus service with several lines running every 10 minutes to bring people downtown, just like in jersey. And the city must buy the farmland out by the highway and Lease it to a developer to build a mall. Not that they want to shop at that mall, but they want to attract other shoppers to the mall so the outlets are not as crowded for them. How do we pay for it? Just raise taxes, silly! I went from $700 per year for city/ county to $2800 in a matter of 5 years. You know who rides the bus? Nobody. Certainly not the people who demanded it, but they never wanted the bus for themselves, they just didnt want the deplorables taking up their parking spots.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (dnWSK) 217
The people who've figured that out have left or are leaving Detroit. They're losing their working, self-supporting citizens.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 06:29 PM (+lVUW) It's almost as if life is an IQ test. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (6FqZa) 219
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90 Some day they're going to figure out that you'll never get prosperous living off of handouts. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (YqDXo) Nah, all that is they want is......... http://tinyurl.com/hnwmj6s Posted by: Earl Butz at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (TXZAP) 220
Nothing will ever fix California, you just have a bat shit crazy electorate. I don't think term limits would fix everything wrong, but 9 times out of 10 this sort of permanent power breeds corruption. It also almost always gives conservative lawmakers swamp fever when they stick around that long. Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 06:25 PM (lKmt3) ------ Cali is 40% or more natural conservative Hispanics. Who knew that importing millions of people not converted to the founding Father's dream would cause problems. Posted by: MAGA at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (LnOh3) 221
Reminds me of a comment I saw on here about having
sex with a high end fashion model. "Like fucking a bag of antlers." So damn funny. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:30 PM ---------------------------- If the pubic tubercle doesn't poke your bladder too much it's not too bad. Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (yOqwj) 222
Must be somewhere in the Constitution -- Temporary Senators can be appointed by a state's governor, but House seats stay vacant until an election.
Posted by: Brian Ross, ABC Fake News at December 05, 2017 06:31 PM (brEqR) It is, actually. In the Constitution the Senate were the States' representatives. Senators were chosen by the State legislatures, however they saw fit. Therefore, replacement Senators were also picked by the State legislatures, however they saw fit - whether they gave that power to the governor or retained it to themselves. The House, on the other hand, were the Peoples' representatives, not the States'. Of course, the nature of the Senate was changed with the 17th amendment but replacement was explicitly left with the Executive authority of the States. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (8gDQu) 223
way off topic. Russia has been barred from the 2018 witner olympics. More importantly, we have winter ollympics coming up.
more importantly, if russia invaded ukraine when they were hosting the olympics what will russia do when they are barred from the olympics? Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (MTjB1) 224
As we're nearing the actual election in Alabama, the polling momentum in all sources is up for Moore. Take that for what its worth, but the panicking among the left and GOPe is getting louder. They had pretty much shut up about him as Franken and the rest took the news over but now they're back yelling "pedophile" and "GOP is smeared by this" louder and louder. And all this does is anger voters more and more.
I think more than 50% of Alabama voters are convinced the entire thing is a put up job by northerner leftist news types and that's just not going to help the Democrats. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (39g3+) 225
Yup....but youse guys knew that. We used to just shorten it to "Gas, Tires and Oil".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:28 PM (4umxo) My first car was a 1968 GTO. A douchetool in a custom van ran a stop sign and T boned me and wasted it. It went from Gas, Tires, and Oil to Got Totally Obliterated. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (aMlLZ) 226
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (dnWSK)
This is the story of California, with people moving here 40 years ago from the same places you cited. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (YqDXo) 227
Wasn't Kwame Kilpatrick available?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (ppaKI) 228
223 way off topic. Russia has been barred from the 2018 witner olympics. More importantly, we have winter ollympics coming up.
more importantly, if russia invaded ukraine when they were hosting the olympics what will russia do when they are barred from the olympics? Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (MTjB1) Why have they been banned?? Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (zSVEm) 229
The widow Doris Matsui kind of inherited her husband Tom's seat. In California.
Remember those glorious term limits in California as in Congressman John Garimendi who term limited out of Insurance Commissioner, the Assembly and the other I don't remember now. And how about Kamala Harris, Willie Brown protege former San Francisco District Attorney, former California Attorney General. Ouch! Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (8Ropo) 230
sex with a high end fashion model. "Like fucking a bag of antlers."
DEM BONES DEM BONES, DEM DRY BONES, NOW HEAR DE WORD OB DE LAWD! Posted by: lawdy at December 05, 2017 06:36 PM (Uvurs) 231
WBRC-TV/Strategy Research 12/4 - 12/4 3200 LV Moore +7
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2017 06:32 PM (WbIyz) --"I'm getting a boner" --Michael Scott Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:36 PM (GsAUU) 232
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I started mine last week. Radiation and chemo for esophageal cancer. I'm tired and ache but not too bad. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:27 PM (8b+oT) I'm sorry to hear that, Dang. Good luck to you. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:36 PM (sdi6R) 233
What's with these prog slags declaring their successors lately?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2017 06:37 PM (Eu5eZ) 234
227 Wasn't Kwame Kilpatrick available?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (ppaKI Ouch! Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2017 06:37 PM (8Ropo) 235
223 way off topic. Russia has been barred from the 2018 winter olympics. More importantly, we have winter ollympics coming up.
more importantly, if russia invaded ukraine when they were hosting the olympics what will russia do when they are barred from the olympics? Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (MTjB1) More to the point, how do WE get banned from the Olympics? Will building the wall do it? If so, let's get started! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:37 PM (YqDXo) 236
Why have they been banned??
Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (zSVEm) --'80s GDR-level doping. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:37 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:37 PM (8b+oT) 238
Mrs Christine of the GTOs - "Girls Together Outrageously" -is the chick crawling out of the pool on the cover of "Hot Rats". Among others she dated Alice Cooper and Todd Rundgren and died of a drug overdose.
Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (UdKB7) 239
And how about Kamala Harris, Willie Brown protege former San Francisco District Attorney, former California Attorney General.
Ouch! Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (8Ropo) "protege?" Aren't you a caution! Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (14URa) 240
229 The widow Doris Matsui kind of inherited her husband Tom's seat. In California.
Remember those glorious term limits in California as in Congressman John Garimendi who term limited out of Insurance Commissioner, the Assembly and the other I don't remember now. And how about Kamala Harris, Willie Brown protege former San Francisco District Attorney, former California Attorney General. Ouch! Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (8Ropo) Or Mel Carnahan's widow becoming governor? Good times, good times. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (YqDXo) 241
The only Winter Games stuff I watch is hockey and curling, and it will suck with no Russia competing in hockey.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (GsAUU) 242
Why have they been banned??
Posted by: kraken at December either doping or groping. read he story quickly. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (MTjB1) 243
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little church mish, every now and then.
Posted by: Johnny Conyers at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (Tyii7) 244
Hopefully this sequel will be better than Ghost Buster's 2
Posted by: Knaws at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (UkjGk) 245
If the pubic tubercle doesn't poke your bladder too much it's not too bad.
Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (yOqwj) I screwed a girl so skinny, that when she got on top, I swear I could see my dick moving in her. Posted by: Zombie Hugh Heffner at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (TXZAP) 246
This is kind of democracy in action. His district perhaps idolizes him like NK did Kim-Jong Il and they want to see the baton passed on to one of his divine descendants.
Who knows? Maybe he thinks his son is Kim-Jong Un, when his son is really ¡Jeb!. Then he'll be in for a rude awakening. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (/qEW2) 247
"protege?" Aren't you a caution!
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (14URa) Kinda like Heidi Fleiss being Charlie Sheen's protege. You know. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (YqDXo) 248
I'm sorry to hear that, Dang. Good luck to you.
Posted by: rick ----- Best to you too. I'll be praying for you. Thank God we have the treatments available and are living in these times. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (8b+oT) 249
The chealsea handler slander of SHS makes my blood boil. That awful no-talent bint.
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu) 250
Why have they been banned??
Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (zSVEm) Turning grams into grands. But, mostly, athletes cutting into the profits. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (tbOMB) 251
GTO .. was an options package of the Tempest .. so the T must stand for Tempest ?
Posted by: grease monkey at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (JLSft) 252
More to the point, how do WE get banned from the Olympics? Will building the wall do it? If so, let's get started!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December oh come on now. with the Russians out we will be like the harlem globetrotters. we will rank up a crazy medal count. won't mean anything but those fuckers will get to here our anthem played lots. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (MTjB1) 253
218 Uvurs
'Sup, Killgore Trout. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:34 PM (6FqZa) Killgore Trout Mask Replica thamk you. Posted by: Uvurs Lace Wigs at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (Uvurs) 254
GTO .. was an options package of the Tempest .. so the T must stand for Tempest ?
Posted by: grease monkey ----- Great Tempest Options Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (8b+oT) 255
249 The chealsea handler slander of SHS makes my blood boil. That awful no-talent bint.
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu) --I've never even heard anything about that slag for years. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (GsAUU) 256
247 "protege?" Aren't you a caution!
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 06:38 PM (14URa) Kinda like Heidi Fleiss being Charlie Sheen's protege. You know. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (YqDXo) Really?? Geez, he's a walking STD... Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (zSVEm) 257
A douchetool in a custom van ran a stop sign and T boned me and wasted it.
I was riding in my brother's Dodge Dakota SUV and we got T-Boned by some hatchback shoe thing. They were going full speed and never hit the brakes at a light, all that the truck had was a dent on the side and the car looked like it had hit a train. I was sitting on the side that got hit, barely noticed it. Solid rig that Dakota. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+) 258
oh come on now. with the Russians out we will be like the harlem globetrotters. we will rank up a crazy medal count. won't mean anything but those fuckers will get to here our anthem played lots.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:40 PM (MTjB1) Wow, getting our anthem played will certainly be worth ... nothing. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (YqDXo) 259
About this church groping thing, is Ace for or against it? Not clear on the post.
Posted by: Knaws at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (UkjGk) 260
I screwed a girl so skinny, that when she got on top, I swear I could see my dick moving in her.
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Heffner at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (TXZAP) Dick ornament. That's what we called the petite ones. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ) 261
Kinda like Heidi Fleiss being Charlie Sheen's protege. You know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (YqDXo) Really?? Geez, he's a walking STD... Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (zSVEm) He got that from patronizing Heidi's "protege" house. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (YqDXo) 262
Russia will probably still have judges in the ice skating to make sure no American scores higher than a 6
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (39g3+) 263
Wow, getting our anthem played will certainly be worth ... nothing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December well no one is stopping you from taking a knee while it is playing. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (MTjB1) 264
We're gonna party like it's 1984!
Posted by: US Winter Olympic Team at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (ppaKI) 265
Wow, getting our anthem played will certainly be worth ... nothing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ----- Have you seen our new "Take A Knee" pad? -Nike Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (8b+oT) 266
As soon a Sheila leaves, I'll be there.
Posted by: Quanell X at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (Yti03) 267
More to the point, how do WE get banned from the Olympics? Will building the wall do it? If so, let's get started!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:37 PM (YqDXo) We can put ace in charge of the American Olympic Committee and he can get us self-banned. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 06:43 PM (8gDQu) 268
does anybody here know what PONTIAC stands for ?
Posted by: grease monkey at December 05, 2017 06:43 PM (JLSft) 269
prayers, Dang & rickl
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 05, 2017 06:43 PM (hMwEB) 270
263 Wow, getting our anthem played will certainly be worth ... nothing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December well no one is stopping you from taking a knee while it is playing. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:42 PM (MTjB1) The only people who like our national anthem are already here. Playing it for a bunch of foreigners isn't even going to budge the needle. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:43 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (8b+oT) 272
does anybody here know what PONTIAC stands for ?
Posted by: grease monkey at December so what is this suicide by coblogger? Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (MTjB1) 273
Winter Olympic might be bearable without Lauder, now if we can just get rid of the baseball asshole.
Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (TXZAP) 274
>>We can put ace in charge of the American Olympic Committee and he can get us self-banned.
The Opening Cermonies : Shelves of the World on Ice Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (QmIMb) 275
We can put ace in charge of the American Olympic Committee and he can get us self-banned.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 06:43 PM (8gDQu) He could our proposal to host the Olympics up on his shelf. That should do it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (YqDXo) 276
Nerdy how was Dave Bing as the mayor (you hail from the area right?)
Always liked him as a ballplayer. Posted by: The Gimp at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (LVrfb) 277
Anyone interested in filling out President Trump's Media Accountability Survey?
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/ Those questions are great. I'm hoping this is to get everyone onboard with cvntpunching the media. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (TXZAP) 279
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I screwed a girl so skinny, that when she got on top, I swear I could see my dick moving in her. Posted by: Zombie Hugh Heffner at December 05, 2017 06:39 PM (TXZAP) Dick ornament. That's what we called the petite ones. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 05, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ) I've heard them referred to as spinners. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 06:45 PM (tbOMB) 280
Pontiac stands when he wants to.
Posted by: Chief Pontiac at December 05, 2017 06:45 PM (Yti03) 281
I heard on the beeb that Russian athletes will be allowed to compete as individuals and, as a sop to the Russkies be identified as "an athlete from Russia".
Don't know how that will affect team sports like hockey. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:45 PM (fuK7c) 282
The Chris Rock bit about Marion Barry linked above is a great example of comedy put to use in the service of truthfulness.
"I could understand if the whole town was on crack, and he was the best crackhead in the town. I'm sure there's at least *one* pipeless brother in the town!" Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:45 PM (GsAUU) 283
That's what I was thinking. Pillsbury Grands. Mmmm. Posted by: fly gal It's what makes the Pillsbury doughboy giggle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l) 284
I heard on the beeb that Russian athletes will be allowed to compete as individuals and, as a sop to the Russkies be identified as "an athlete from Russia".
Don't know how that will affect team sports like hockey. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December have to wear neutral uniform. or go nude. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:46 PM (MTjB1) 285
I heard on the beeb that Russian athletes will be allowed to compete as individuals and, as a sop to the Russkies be identified as "an athlete from Russia".
That'll show them for using performance enhancing drugs! Let them compete anyway! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:46 PM (39g3+) 286
Does a buxom blonde with a few dragons have claim to the seat as well?
Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2017 06:47 PM (ANIFC) 287
The problem is having a shitty electorate, which no merely mechanically applied rule can fix.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:16 PM (YqDXo) ======== Yep. There is no sure fix. This is what I was clumsily trying to get at in @246. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 06:47 PM (/qEW2) 288
really the most distressing thing about the winter olympics is the thought of so many floors going unswept at home while the women's curlers are at the olympics.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:47 PM (MTjB1) 289
I have a hard-on for the Olympics because it's such bullshit, for so many reasons.
1. It was supposed to be amateurs. Good one. 2. It was supposed to be the antidote to nationalism. Please. 3. It was supposed to be apolitical. I'm laughing as I type that. 4. It was supposed to be awarded to countries on a non-corrupt basis. I'm laughing as I type that, too. 5. Last, the coverage sucks donkey balls. I don't want to hear one more goddamned human interest story of how someone overcame severe acne to become an Olympic athlete. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:47 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Tim McCarver at December 05, 2017 06:48 PM (ppaKI) 291
The best part is when she rubs her belly.
Posted by: not Barry at December 05, 2017 06:48 PM (Yti03) 292
My first car was a 1968 GTO. A douchetool in a custom van ran a stop sign and T boned me and wasted it. It went from Gas, Tires, and Oil to Got Totally Obliterated.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 05, 2017 06:35 PM (aMlLZ) Damn.....that was a nice year. I remember the sweet 1970 GTO in "Two-Lane Blacktop". Nice. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:48 PM (4umxo) 293
223 way off topic. Russia has been barred from the 2018 witner olympics. More importantly, we have
fixt Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2017 06:48 PM (v3pYe) 294
now if we can just get rid of the baseball asshole.
You must be referring to Costas, right? Posted by: Tim McCarver at December he is referring to some sort of sex thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:48 PM (MTjB1) 295
I saw where alexthechick made a comment earlier today basically saying that people seem to be hardwired to accept hereditary rulers. (That's paraphrasing; not her exact words.)
I'm afraid she's right. That's been the form of government in practically every society in history. That's one thing that made America exceptional, at least for a while. Now we seem to be reverting to the mean. It takes people who are highly educated to appreciate the intricacies of constitutional republicanism, while any idiot can comprehend royal bloodlines. If only we had an educational system that taught the American system of government to citizens and immigrants alike. Instead they are taught that America is uniquely racist and evil. Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 06:49 PM (sdi6R) 296
Russia got banned for a long history of dopeing, 2 Russians have a life time ban for any Olympic sport connections.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:49 PM (aC6Sd) 297
Personally, I'm all for performance enhancing drugs in sports. I don't like the cheaters who use them to get an unfair advantage (and pretend that their bodies are actually built like that by Nature) but I am 100% in favor of sports opening up to the drugs. We want to see the best performances possible and that's what the athletes should be providing. It's time to stop all this bullshit with drug tests and whatnot. Let them all do whatever they need to to win. And no bitching about how their bodies fall apart afterwards. That's the cost of athletic fame and fortune.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 06:49 PM (8gDQu) 298
The Olympics stopped being interesting when they went to the "every 2 years" format. It just isn't very special any more. Plus the coverage is so bad its hard to even try to watch. Please, spend the next 3 hours pimping a muslim fencer that washes out in the first bout. Tell us more about how this guy heroically overcame their mom's occasional stress headches to become a champion in snowboarding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:49 PM (39g3+) 299
Gettin' holy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 06:50 PM (ywNoU) 300
The Fifty-Metre Pimple Pop ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 06:50 PM (6FqZa) 301
Just go ahead and have doper games. Let that cat out of the bag. Meth, coke, everything. Set some crazy ass records. The athlete profiles would be... entertaining.
That reminds me, new drinking game. Watch Lockup on Netflix and take a drink every time an inmate says, "Know what I'm sayin'?" Drunk in 5 minutes. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:50 PM (8b+oT) 302
Yes! Strzok's text messages are being handed over to the House Intel Committee.
I'm beginning to think we have been looking at this in the wrong way. Maybe this wasn't a trap to get Trump, maybe it was a setup to out the FBI and other corrupt players. I'm not sure how it could have worked out differently if it wasn't. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf) 303
>>>Don't know how that will affect team sports like hockey.
The Russians have to dress like Average Joe's: in full bondage kit. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2017 06:50 PM (ppaKI) 304
who cares about the politics. you only watch bobsledding and luge every two or four years. same with skiing, downhill; you never watch cross country skiing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:51 PM (MTjB1) 305
Christine Keeler mort.
http://wallpapersdsc.net/celebrities/ joanne-whalley-21765.html still smoking Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2017 06:52 PM (FhXTo) 306
Damn.....that was a nice year.
I remember the sweet 1970 GTO in "Two-Lane Blacktop". Nice. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2017 06:48 PM (4umxo) Yeah mine was the darker metallic green with the black interior. I see the girl who was in the passenger seat when I totaled it every so often. She always brings it up. argh... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 05, 2017 06:52 PM (aMlLZ) 307
I have a hard-on for the Olympics because it's such bullshit, for so many reasons.
--- Hey, at least they deliver on the neo-pagan ceremony Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2017 06:52 PM (XQvuQ) 308
russian hockey team is allowed to compete but they have to dress like figure skaters and do a double axle before shooting on goal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:52 PM (MTjB1) 309
The chealsea handler slander of SHS makes my blood boil. That awful no-talent bint.
Posted by: IC That is all this no-talent hack has got. She's going for the lunatics that actually listen to her. She called Sarah a whore, trollop, etc. Wow, projection much? Posted by: Cheri at December 05, 2017 06:53 PM (oiNtH) 310
when else do you watch ski jumping?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:53 PM (MTjB1) 311
All I remember about the Olympics is Beach Volleyball...
Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2017 06:53 PM (zSVEm) 312
It's an Indian, feather not dot, tribe.
Posted by: George at December 05, 2017 06:44 PM (TXZAP) Pro Tip on Proper Usage: Slots, not Dots. (Credit to texccat's Injun daughter)... Posted by: texcat (Slot, Real Injun) at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (wf3RQ) 313
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 06:47 PM (YqDXo)
--I would not mind Ovie playing for Team USA or Team Canada. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (GsAUU) 314
well, wel,l well,
"The Intercept: H.R. McMaster Allegedly Authorized NSA Surveillance of Steve Bannon and Trump Family" Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (QC/4S) 315
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 06:49 PM (39g3+)
The problem with the Olympics is that they have too much Eurotrash influence. Euros screw up everything they touch. Everything a Euro does comes down to the petty nationalism of countries that couldn't even defend themselves against an attack by a troop of Cub Scouts in pursuits that have nothing to do with nations, at all. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (8gDQu) 316
Please, spend the next 3 hours pimping a muslim fencer that washes out in the first bout.
That "up close and personal" shit has ruined the Olympics for the last twenty years or so. Please show me the sports. Also, this is a personal quirk, please show the sports live and unedited. NBC has time to package everything that happens in a weird time zone and show it to us all pieced together nicely. You know what you see on Eurosport? If it's the girls' diving contest and one of the underwater cameras catches her boob falling out you see that. This may be the only measure on which Europe is superior to America. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (fuK7c) 317
even curling, women's curling in reality is worth watching. nice to let those girls get out of the house, out something on their feet, and show off their skills.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (MTjB1) 318
To this day I believe that if Kwame Kilpatrick hadn't messed with the unions, (he fired 2 union cops who were investigating him), he would have been kept in office.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 06:06 PM (+lVUW) Wasn't he being investigated about either him, or his whore wife, having had a working girl he'd been banging killed? The stories on the online Freep made Marion Barry look like a Mensa in comparison. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (y7DUB) 319
Jackstraw maybe its letting a dog strangle itself if the rope is long enough
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (aC6Sd) Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 06:54 PM (QmIMb) 321
Yes! Strzok's text messages are being handed over to the House Intel Committee.
----- What did I tell you people! Strzok dick pics in two weeks! Maybe less!!! Okay. I got way too excited about this. Sorry. Carry on. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:55 PM (8b+oT) 322
I'm beginning to think we have been looking at this in the wrong way. Maybe this wasn't a trap to get Trump, maybe it was a setup to out the FBI and other corrupt players. I'm not sure how it could have worked out differently if it wasn't.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf) --dystopiausa.com in his Trump Storm posts has been peddling an FBI Trojan Horse theory. It has been interesting reading, but the WINNING is the best part. Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2017 06:55 PM (GsAUU) 323
>>>The Intercept: H.R. McMaster Allegedly Authorized NSA Surveillance of Steve Bannon and Trump Family
SMOOTHIE RECIPES CLASSIFIED Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 06:55 PM (hN/OO) 324
O/T Two yutes of indeterminate origin arrested in plot to assassinate British PM Teresa Mays. Although they appear to be of the Aloha Snackbar variety.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 05, 2017 06:56 PM (gEvQ8) 325
Slots, not Dots.
(Credit to texccat's Injun daughter)... Oh that sounds interesting. What does it mean? Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:56 PM (fuK7c) 326
A new post up? Like a nood?
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:56 PM (aC6Sd) 327
even curling, women's curling in reality is worth
watching. nice to let those girls get out of the house, out something on their feet, and show off their skills. Posted by: yankeefifth ----- Gold medal sandwich ya got there. Gold medal. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 06:57 PM (8b+oT) 328
138 "116 You have to wonder how residents of Detroit cannot see the connection between almost 60 years of the city and their lives going to hell and almost 60 years of Conyers being their representative.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton" Washington, DC has been revitalized over the past 15 years and many formerly crap neighborhoods are getting nice. A big exception was SE/Anacostia which was Marion Barry's old district until he died. And they kept electing him. Posted by: Benji Carver at December 05, 2017 06:18 PM (OD2ni) DC is getting nicer for the same reason Vienna is nice. It's the seat of a rapacious government, so the easiest way to get rich is move there and find some way of attaching yourself to the government teat. Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 06:58 PM (+azJs) Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 06:59 PM (QC/4S) 330
The problem is having a shitty electorate, which no merely mechanically applied rule can fix.
Require that they beat their prior total and their opponent. IIRC ADP used to shitcan divisions that weren't making 10% growth. Posted by: Never Dare a Programmer at December 05, 2017 06:59 PM (FhXTo) 331
I used to like the Winter Olympics, back when there were very few events and sports like the biathlon got good coverage.
Now they have so much crap --- snow boarding, snow swimming, snow wrestling, snow snorting, synchronized ice fishing, etc., etc. I'd rather see a handful of events covered well. And remember when the opening and closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics were cozy, small affairs, usually done in the skating arena rather than in a big soccer stadium? It was nice. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2017 07:00 PM (0jtPF) Posted by: Never Dare a Programmer at December 05, 2017 07:01 PM (FhXTo) 333
Oh that sounds interesting. What does it mean?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:56 PM (fuK7c) Slots- As in slot machines. Dots- As in Indians from Asia. So, identifying Indians is simple: As in Slots not Dots or Dots not Slots. And yes, we have real-life, (not Pocahontas made-up) Indian blood. Grandmother was full-blood, Chickasaw / Choctaw...So, my daughter made up the identifier (She's also a part-time 'Ette)... Posted by: texcat at December 05, 2017 07:03 PM (wf3RQ) 334
I'll be taking the red eye to ChingChang.
Posted by: Bob Costass at December 05, 2017 07:03 PM (Tyii7) 335
And yes, we have real-life, (not Pocahontas made-up) Indian blood. Grandmother was full-blood, Chickasaw / Choctaw...So, my daughter made up the identifier (She's also a part-time 'Ette)...
Oh, kudos to your daughter. That's clever. Also now I'm kicking myself for not getting it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 07:05 PM (fuK7c) 336
Anyone know what GTO stands for?
In Italy Gran Turismo Omolagato = Grand Touring Homologated = how Ferrari clumped production models together to meet required minimums for racing. At Pontiac - nothing originally, Gas Tires and Oil for wisecracking - twice. Posted by: Never Dare a Programmer at December 05, 2017 07:05 PM (FhXTo) 337
Oh, corgis!
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