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Sports Illustrated Gives Its Mohammad Ali Award -- For Using Sports to "Change the World" -- to a Non-Athlete



His platform in sports looks a lot like my platform in sports -- a couch.

Posted by: Ace at 01:02 PM




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1 I have chosen to live out my life as a SJW almost athlete.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at December 01, 2017 01:00 PM (ylUqT)

2 Fucking oxygen thief

Posted by: Oedipus at December 01, 2017 01:00 PM (qKzSI)

3 Please respect me, and treat me as if I'm famous.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at December 01, 2017 01:01 PM (ylUqT)

4 As warranted as Obama's Nobel.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 01, 2017 01:01 PM (Q0dwZ)

5 Sports Illustrated is using some fat chicks in their swimsuit edition, FWIW.

Because diversity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:01 PM (ZRC8N)

6 bleah.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2017 01:01 PM (/qEW2)

7 I've had more offers from women sending me bewbs via email than this guy has had jobs.

Posted by: Blanco at December 01, 2017 01:02 PM (QGdDN)

8 Is he still involved with the Muzz woman?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:02 PM (ZRC8N)

9 Kaepernick used sports as a platform to change into unemployment.

*tearingup*

Posted by: Nurse Ratchet at December 01, 2017 01:02 PM (wqPGK)

10 Is this where we sign up for the contest on the number of women from Kaepernick's past who can allege groping, ruffies, and all the rest?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (ylUqT)

11 FBN: Senate tax amendment keeps AMT...and SALT deductions up to 10k.


Well done....idjits.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (Enq6K)

12 He looks like a dance contestant on Soul Train.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (ZRC8N)

13 My simple, childlike mind cannot comprehend these complexities.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (kMPHl)

14 well, hey, bruce jenner won an award for chopping his d off, so it's not unprecedented.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (wmaTe)

15 Do they mention what it is about the world that he changed?

Posted by: steve walsh at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (Y4Kqh)

16
not to go off topic so soon, but Senate just bent me over on Tax reform -
they are KEEPING the AMT - wow, I went from elation yesterday to
absolute disgust



I am so F*****



Sounds like the work of Jeff Flake. Or McCain. Or both.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:04 PM (ZRC8N)

17 He certainly did change the sports world.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at December 01, 2017 01:04 PM (hLRSq)

18 Well he sure has changed the NFL and not for the better.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

19 16 - He's changing his underwear once a week, whether it needs changing or not.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 01, 2017 01:05 PM (Q0dwZ)

20 He looks like the "hero" from Guy From Harlem, as featured on Riff Trax.

Great flick, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 01, 2017 01:05 PM (sGSvK)

21 I've had more offers from women sending me bewbs via email than this guy has had jobs.

Posted by: Blanco at December 01, 2017 01:02 PM (QGdDN)
===========================
These subjects interest me and I would like to sign up for your newsletter.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 01, 2017 01:05 PM (ylUqT)

22 I'm surprised Sports Illustrated is still in business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:05 PM (ZRC8N)

23 Ali gave up the best years of his career, the best career in his sport, for his conscience.

Kaepernick gave up not playing his sport for not playing his sport.

Why, it's almost identical!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:05 PM (fuK7c)

24 What is the AMT? I presume, if Congress kept it, it's bad, but what do the letters stand for?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (kMPHl)

25 Wynnowed, re: Stock Market:

So is <0.5 of 1% common core for "free fall"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (y8m+O)

26 Sports Illustrated apparently thinks that they've got too many readers.

The only worthwhile thing SI ever did was their "swimsuit edition" which was pretty much the only reason kids in the 90s bought that magazine or had subscriptions at all.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

27 Sports Illustrated Gives Its Mohammad Ali Award -- For Using Sports to "Change the World"



Well, he changed football forever.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (6bmev)

28 The awards are rolling in,the phone calls for Qb jobs,not so much...

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (LiyEm)

29 20 11 the AMT snares a lot of normal middle class earners - wow
how did they screw this up so badly ? Ill have to wait for more details
Posted by: bigstarxxx at December 01, 2017 01:05 PM (wPA2J)

Well, because if they call it a "tax cut" while raising taxes, they're keeping with the fine tradition of naming bills the opposite of what they are in DC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:07 PM (wmaTe)

30 28 Sports Illustrated apparently thinks that they've got too many readers.
*
*
We're seeing too many "full-figured" models in magazines and ads anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2017 01:07 PM (kMPHl)

31 I have no expectations for this tax bill. I fear the right has, again, compromised by taking a step to the left in order to meet the leftists in the middle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:07 PM (BoMuO)

32 not to go off topic so soon, but Senate just bent me over on Tax reform -
they are KEEPING the AMT - wow, I went from elation yesterday to
absolute disgust



I am so F*****
------------------------------------------------

The Senate GOPe has managed to turn the tax cut bill into a tax increase. All my hope is riding on the conference to pull this out.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 01, 2017 01:07 PM (ylUqT)

33 BTW, since this is a sports thread, Tiger Woods is playing good golf again and I am thrilled.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:07 PM (fuK7c)

34 Soon it will be Best Afro award from Barbers Monthly...

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:08 PM (LiyEm)

35 American mandatory tuberculosis. If you don't pay your bill, taxman turns you into a lunger.

Posted by: Tax Expert at December 01, 2017 01:08 PM (Q0dwZ)

36 What is the AMT? I presume, if Congress kept it, it's bad, but what do the letters stand for?
===========================

Alternative Minimum Tax.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 01, 2017 01:08 PM (ylUqT)

37 37 American mandatory tuberculosis. If you don't pay your bill, taxman turns you into a lunger.
Posted by: Tax Expert at December 01, 2017

*
*
What an old wheeze.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2017 01:08 PM (kMPHl)

38 The only 'change in the world' that asshat is making is contributing to the demise of the NFL.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2017 01:08 PM (i0ykY)

39 26 What is the AMT? I presume, if Congress kept it, it's bad, but what do the letters stand for?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (kMPHl)

alternative minimum tax.

It's for people who do all their tax paperwork and the govt says "ehhh... not enough, not enough. We'll need more from you"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:08 PM (wmaTe)

40 In real athlete news...Tiger woods 3 under thru 5 today!!

...And banged two hotties this mornin!!


Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2017 01:09 PM (xqfqx)

41 Change the world for the worst. I bet they do not put a pic of his cops are pigs socks.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:09 PM (Xrson)

42 Well, if by 'changing the world' they mean somebody not qualified to play in the NFL helping them to lose half a BILLION dollars in a single year, sure.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2017 01:09 PM (7ZVPa)

43 26 What is the AMT? I presume, if Congress kept it, it's bad, but what do the letters stand for?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (kMPHl)

Alternative Minimum Tax...and it screws a whole lotta people.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2017 01:09 PM (Enq6K)

44 Well he is kind of responsible for bringing down the NFL. I will give him credit for that achievement

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2017 01:09 PM (HWoyC)

45
SI has decided to go all ESPN. Which is a brilliant decision in light of how well ESPN is doing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:09 PM (493sH)

46 It's for people who do all their tax paperwork and the govt says "ehhh... not enough, not enough. We'll need more from you"
-----------------------------------

If you itemize it can be a real trap.

Posted by: Admiral Akbahr, CPA at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (ylUqT)

47 I am against the AMT, but most people trip it due to the addback of SALT. Not sure how much keeping AMT really helps revenues.

Posted by: Tofer732 at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (QI5PR)

48 Well, let SI give him a contract and he can play for their team.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (twPbC)

49 "Changing the world" on someone else's dime. Was "changing the world" a stipulation in his last contract?

Posted by: mrp at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (Pqytn)

50 Well, ESPN gave that dude in a dress it's award, so there's that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (MINbv)

51 Opts out of contract, turns down back up offer from other team, girlfriend torpedoes another possible offer with sjw antics, whines like a bitch about being unemployed.

What a hero!

Posted by: John Marston at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (SkuXa)

52 I 'changed the world'. Where's my award?

It certainly wasn't in that box.

Posted by: Pandora at December 01, 2017 01:11 PM (326rv)

53 SI is Following the ESPN path to success I see.

1. Appease the SJWs
2. ???
3. PROFIT

Profit, right? Where's the profit???

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 01, 2017 01:11 PM (ul9CR)

54 Blake Farenthold (R - who?!?) outed.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 01:11 PM (gYDjB)

55 He looks like a dance contestant on Soul Train.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (ZRC8N)


From 1976

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)

56 Yeah, but his girlfriend is woke so that's good enough for us. What, you thought we were about sports?

Posted by: Spurts Illustrated at December 01, 2017 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

57 To my eternal shame this POS played his college ball at my alma mater, University of Nevada....

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (2sCft)

58 Kapernicks decline into stupidity can be attributed to his lousy choice in a girlfriend. And the fact that he is a mediocre quarterback

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (HWoyC)

59 I thought the award was for having brain damage while being black.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (hUqh+)

60 47 I am against the AMT, but most people trip it due to the addback of SALT. Not sure how much keeping AMT really helps revenues.
Posted by: Tofer732 at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (QI5PR)

Eh, I doubt it brings in much revenue -- it mostly just fucks people who are just north of the $150,000 range, but have a lot of deductions.

I agree with the old saying that the income tax was instituted to make sure that the middle class never becomes rich. The entire tax code seems to be designed to keep the hard working, striving upper middle class out of the echelons of the wealthy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (wmaTe)

61 Dear Progressives,

There are two types of change, not just one.

There's Positive Change, and there's also Negative Change.

Positive Change is where life improves, becomes easier, better, and more productive and prosperous. There are more good things in life.

Negative Change is where life gets worse and the good things are taken away and replaced with misery, suffering, poverty and true oppression, disease and death.

All Change is not good.

Please to be adjusting your style guides to reflect these simple facts.

Thankew,
Mankind

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (tRaq7)

62 As stupid as giving a "Hero" award in sports to a mentally unstable man that wears makeup and wants to cut his dick off.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (cAnNx)

63 "Change the world"? You mean like shit on it ?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (J5G3k)

64 I haven't had an award for a while.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Chelsea C., lifestyle thought leader and coach at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (ctuyM)

65 He sure "changed" the ratings.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (J5G3k)

66 I'm a great Amerikan.

Posted by: Colon Krapperdick at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (vtcmf)

67 Fuck off trolls.

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (LiyEm)

68 15 well, hey, bruce jenner won an award for chopping his d off, so it's not unprecedented.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (wmaTe)


To be fair, he got the award for courage for growing his hair long, taking drugs, getting plastic surgery on his face and a boob job, putting on make up and dressing up like a girl.

Getting his genitals cut off was later. It's really important to be careful about things like this, hater.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (CPk08)

69 Et tu, SI?

smfh



Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (Rog7V)

70 12 He looks like a dance contestant on Soul Train.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2017 01:03 PM (ZRC8N)

I'm pretty sure you're required by law to write that as "The SOOOOOOOOOUUUULLLLL Train."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

71 Well, he changed football forever.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:06 PM (6bmev)


========

Through a fiendishly clever plot, he is the man who singlehandedly destroyed football. He's a genius.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (/qEW2)

72 70 Stay relevant Ace. You're barely clinging to it. Address the news.
Posted by: Jason at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (uci4H)

What's the news?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (wmaTe)

73 The trolls are pouring in.

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (LiyEm)

74 GQ names Kaepernick "Man of the Year" -- the ugliest man ever to appear on the cover of GQ.

SI gives Kaepernick "The Mohammed Ali Award" -- even though he is a benchwarmer.

This is life in a Soviet society. Reality is inverted. And the populace is expected to remain mute about the officially sanctioned insanity all around him.

Next up: Kaepernick wins the award for "Best Collective Wheat Farmer in the Ukraine!"

Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (42M22)

75 sports as a platform for changing the world

The left out the word "positively" changing the world.
This was the "negatively" impacting the world award.

What is the name of the football player who is supposedly a really nice guy, gives money to help worthy causes-talk of him running for elected office. I think he plays with the Eagles? Carson.....(?) Couldn't they give him an award?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (8+Ozj)

76 Sheesh. Lots of idiot trolls today.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (sGSvK)

77 Soros must have mailed the troll checks on Monday.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always gropes... at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (vtcmf)

78 >>Trump's former national security adviser Michael Flynn has pleaded guilty in Russia probe.

>>The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.

Yea, shocking that he plead guilty to the exact same thing he got fired for in February and it has nothing to do with collusion.

Complete waste of time and money.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (/tuJf)

79 I didn't realize Cassius Clay was half white. Interesting.

Posted by: GOP-Watch Our Left Hand at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (r9UYA)

80 Posted by: Who's next at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (0kjoo)
----------------

The poisonous bile you leftist drink every day is destroying yourselves. Not Trump.

Liberalism as it stands today is hatred actualized.

Posted by: JC at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (3GSgE)

81 Yeah because this process crime against Flynn will finally be the end of Trump.It's going to be an early night...

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (LiyEm)

82 61 Meanwhile in actual news.

Trump's former national security adviser Michael Flynn has pleaded guilty in Russia probe.

The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.

Posted by: Who's next at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (0kjoo)

---

Ha. Pixy is on a f*cking ROLL today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (y8m+O)

83 Random one name commenters! Checks must have gone out. It is Friday.

Posted by: John Marston at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (SkuXa)

84 Oh, I suppose they want to hear the hot take on General Flynn's process crime situation?

What's there to say? If they're pulling out process crimes, it means they got nothing and the whole thing is a sham.

Flynn should have been smarter and not said shit to anyone in law enforcement, and they wouldn't be able to process crime him a la Martha Stewart.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (wmaTe)

85 I haven't had an award for a while.

Just sayin'."

Me neither!

Posted by: Big Willie Style at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (MINbv)

86 Sprays troll be gone.

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (HWoyC)

87 Two for one on trolls today?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (J5G3k)

88 "Change the world"? You mean like shit on it ?
==========

That's what I understood it to mean.

Posted by: Sacramento Amazon Driver at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (vg8iE)

89 Geraldo Rivera is unsatisfied with the pace of his outing as a sexual predator and is preemptively apologizing to women he knew in the 70's and also to women embarrassed when he didn't name them in his memoir of the period, written decades ago. Also apologizing to Bette Midler (who was absolutely great in Hello Dolly! by the way) for drugging and groping that magnificent rack.

In other words, for Rivera, bad publicity is still publicity!

Posted by: Admiral Akbahr, CPA at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (ylUqT)

90 Posted by: Who's next at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (0kjoo)

I propose, in line with the implication of the The Who album cover, that we pee on this berk. Who's with me?

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (HtLSE)

91 Next up: Kaepernick wins the award for "Best Collective Wheat Farmer in the Ukraine!"

Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (42M22)

~~

^^ Awesome.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (hUqh+)

92 Bruce didn't chop his dick off, he just tells people that because he is sick of being asked about it. 100% a lie.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (q177U)

93 Stay relevant Ace. You're barely clinging to it. Address the news.
Posted by: Jason at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (uci4H)

What? Another celebrity has been outed as a rapist perv? That is not news . That is just Tuesday.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (Xrson)

94 What's the name of the NFL player who raised millions for hurricane victims?
That guy would have been a better pick.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (W+vEI)

95 When is a tax cut not a tax cut?
When Congress calls it a tax cut.

Posted by: wth - NBC Office Customization Specialist at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (HgMAr)

96 Soros must have mailed the troll checks on Monday.

First of the month. They've cleared.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (O5Q3r)

97 Here's news. Conyer's is resigning. Franken has another accuser.

Stay frosty my friends.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (J5G3k)

98 If they're pulling out process crimes, it means they got nothing"

Bingo.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (MINbv)

99 The Flynn story is going to die so fast when it's revealed that the "collusion" was coordinated with Obama's staff in the same way every incoming president has done for decades.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (y8m+O)

100 So I used to think that conspiracy theories were bug nuts.

However --- rethinking that. Certainly there is an obvious and concerted effort to reshape the thinking of American by those in the media. It has been in TV and Movies for a while and it moved to sports a few years ago. Not a coincidence. They go to meetings, make plans, and execute those plans. Yep, call me crazy.

Posted by: simplemind at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (epyvD)

101 Also, Ok Joo is yet another data point for the "Pixy has become self-aware" theory.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (HtLSE)

102 Another liberal celebrity that is.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (Xrson)

103 So J.J. Watt raises millions for hurricane relief but this sack of SJW gets these awards? Okay SI you have followed GQ into bird cage liner.

If by changing the world you mean contributing to the decline of the NFL, then you are correct.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

104 Profit, right? Where's the profit???

Get Woke, Go Broke. This was formerly known as the Sarah Hoyt Postulate wherein formerly staid institutions roll hard to the political left, then die a slow but sure death.

Also referred to as Iowahawk's Skin-Suit Model.

It's the new progressive business model. Marvelously efficient it is.
Works every time it's tried.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (tRaq7)

105 SI is still in circulation? Who knew?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (c/XJZ)

106 Oh and now FBN is reporting now that they're raising repatriation fee too.


WTEVERLOVIN'F***!?

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (Enq6K)

107 Random one name commenters! Checks must have gone out. It is Friday.
Posted by: John Marston at December 01, 2017 01:15 PM (SkuXa)

EBT cards replenished. Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew for all!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (sGSvK)

108 94 Bruce didn't chop his dick off, he just tells people that because he is sick of being asked about it. 100% a lie.
Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (q177U)

So youre a dick truther?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (wmaTe)

109 wondering about mueller apparently using fisa intercepts to "prove" that flynn lied about whatever it is he did in december last year.

You know, that december 2016 meeting could prove uhhh hacking election becasue reasons?

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (otbkS)

110 I propose, in line with the implication of the The Who album cover, that we pee on this berk. Who's with me?

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (HtLSE)



Not if it were on fire

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (493sH)

111 Posted by: Who's next at December 01, 2017 01:12 PM (0kjoo)

You perhaps-what with the secret door locks and your
harassing of your fellow Leftist women workers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (8+Ozj)

112 79 Soros Bill Kristol must have mailed the troll checks on Monday.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (r9UYA)

113 Yup.... Krapernick has changed the world...

He has pleased many many wives, whose husbands no longer watch football all Sunday.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

114 I didn't realize Cassius Clay was half white. Interesting.


What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

115 A lot of bean flicking going on by the pajama boys and journo's thinking Flynn will be the one to get Trump and Pence impeached and Ryan will be so frightened, he will gladly hand over the keys to Killary.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (cSc4o)

116 Here's news. Conyer's is resigning. Franken has another accuser.

The wheels of justice are racist!!!

Posted by: Who's on first? at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (326rv)

117 Some heads at the top of SI are about to be Weinsteined (perhaps), so they are buying indulgences by pushing an SJW that rejoices in cop killer groups.

They'll keep the swimsuit edition, but all trannies ... diversity is their strength.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (/aIFg)

118 In a few years, Colin Kaepernick will be giving speeches to campus leftist groups and people will have to be told who he is.

His 15 minutes of fame is almost up. The storm has passed, so I doubt any NFL team will pick him up, and his political stances are boring and repetitive.

He's done (I hope!).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (wYseH)

119 oh yeah, back on topic: The left be all like respect our awards, damn you, you anti-athlete, anti-intellectual fools!

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (otbkS)

120 Well, you *could* credit him with killing the NFL.
And that's a big change.
It doesn't have to be a change for the better, does it?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

121 77 sports as a platform for changing the world

They left out the word "positively" changing the world.
This was the "negatively" impacting the world award.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


In 1986, they gave the Chernobyl Night Shift the award for Most Noteworthy Achievements in Nuclear Safety.

Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (42M22)

122 Oh and now FBN is reporting now that they're raising repatriation fee too.


WTEVERLOVIN'F***!?

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (Enq6K)



Leave it to the GOP to f everything up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

123 EBT cards replenished. Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew for all!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (sGSvK)

Ooh, I like hot pockets. At least I think I do. Haven't had one in years. I should put that on the shopping list...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (wmaTe)

124 117 A lot of bean flicking going on by the pajama boys and journo's thinking Flynn will be the one to get Trump and Pence impeached and Ryan will be so frightened, he will gladly hand over the keys to Killary.

++++++++++

I bet the bean's been worn down to the stalk by now. And yet no release. sad.

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (otbkS)

125 He'll be Time's Man of The Year. Bank on it.

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)

126 Leave it to the GOP to f everything up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

It's by design, homies.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (wmaTe)

127 now FBN is reporting now that they're raising repatriation fee too.




Posted by: Tami
---

Behold, the GOPe, raising taxes with every tax cut.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (7ZVPa)

128 "Jason", if-that-is-your-real-name, Ace writes about what the fuck ever he wants. Including but not limited to cereal and how suitable MSM slackjaws would be manning hotdog stands. He is under no obligation to caper for or even against your amusement.

Actually, as a troll, the capering is your job. We thought you were told.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (HtLSE)

129 110 94 Bruce didn't chop his dick off, he just tells people that because he is sick of being asked about it. 100% a lie.
Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:16 PM (q177U)

So youre a dick truther?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:17 PM (wmaTe)

Fire can't melt dick! Google it!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

130 >>>Fuck off trolls.
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (LiyEm)

The Flynn thing is going to flood this site with trolls all day. Brace yourself! Stiff upper lip, my friend.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (q177U)

131 I dumped SI after thirty years this year because of their SJW bullshit. They're not really trying to win me back, are they?

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (xSSfo)

132 some guy lied to Pence also lied to the FBI but now we got you because RUSSIA (sotto voce: in december)

sad trombone is sadder that usual.

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (otbkS)

133 Ok...who beat me to it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:20 PM (wYseH)

134 I wonder if these one name trolls generally go by the moniker "RealRickWilson" to their wives and children.

Posted by: Admiral Akbahr, CPA at December 01, 2017 01:20 PM (ylUqT)

135 change the world? to what? You're an american magazine, that made it Big by being an american pastime, with american dollars.. ..

quit financing them.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:20 PM (1ZkQk)

136 He has pleased many many wives, "

Paolo?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2017 01:20 PM (MINbv)

137 It seems to me that in these days where liberals are trying to polarize things according to race, that people of mixed race are being the most vocal and provocative, as if they had to "prove" their minority credentials by overcompensation. Zinzi Clemmons, Lavar's son, that NBA kneeler, etc. It seems that identity politics is not doing these people any favors. It seeks to weaponize them as tools of the left.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2017 01:20 PM (/qEW2)

138 The OK JOO version of Who's Next features the tracks "Baba O'Rosen," "Won't Pay Retail Again" and of course "Bargain."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 01, 2017 01:20 PM (ul9CR)

139 I didn't get a chance to mention it, but I thoroughly enjoyed the linked article about Lena Dunham in last night's ONT.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

140 69 To be fair, he got the award for courage for growing his hair long, taking drugs, getting plastic surgery on his face and a boob job, putting on make up and dressing up like a girl.

Getting his genitals cut off was later. It's really important to be careful about things like this, hater.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (CPk0

And he didn't even want to go that far, but the pressure got to him (and I still contend that the "sex change" madness was the only thing keeping him from being prosecuted for killing a person in that traffic incident).

Posted by: Hikaru at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (yXU4O)

141 Soon it will be Best Afro award from Barbers Monthly...


In fairness, the man is rockin' that 'fro.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (60v4h)

142 so the meeting with muh Russia took place in december but you can bet the left will be like Logan Act all over again.

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (otbkS)

143 My prediction: CK will be the very last inductee into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (nBr1j)

144 It seems to me that in these days where liberals are trying to polarize things according to race, that people of mixed race are being the most vocal and provocative, as if they had to "prove" their minority credentials by overcompensation.



Exhibit A - Barry Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (493sH)

145 I bet the internets changed the heck out of the Sports Illustrated world. No need for printed articles or occasional tits in swimsuits anymore, eh guys?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (y8m+O)

146 Leftists knew they couldn't destroy football with cries of toxic masculinity and the concussion stuff. They had to make us hate it. Truly make us hate it. Progressives may be incompetent at most things, but they have been terribly efficient at getting us to tune out the NFL. The players doing this are nothing more than useful idiots as Mona Charlene defined the term.

Posted by: Knaws at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (QXFq2)

147 Does SI give Kapaernick money to go along with this award?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (8+Ozj)

148 I was thinking of watching my NFL games the next few weeks. My team is leading their division, and they did well during the game I watched on Thanksgiving Day. (Had to watch it to be polite to the rest of the family.)

These MSM clowns are determined to shove Kraperdick down my throat.

No Sale.

The Boycott is ON!

Posted by: rd at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (4dz1m)

149 change the world to better?

what's better?

anti-white animus based on bullshit by a guy who was abandoned by his black father and raised by nice white people?

FOAD

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (otbkS)

150 The Flynn thing is going to flood this site with trolls all day. Brace yourself! Stiff upper lip, my friend.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:19 PM (q177U)

===============
Chin Chin!

Posted by: mrp at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (Pqytn)

151 It seems to me that in these days where liberals are trying to polarize things according to race, that people of mixed race are being the most vocal and provocative, as if they had to "prove" their minority credentials by overcompensation. Zinzi Clemmons, Lavar's son, that NBA kneeler, etc.

Barack Obama.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (6bmev)

152 What the fuck is wrong with the gop? Yeah, I know, it is a laundry list.

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (HWoyC)

153 Stay relevant Ace. You're barely clinging to it. Address the news.

Posted by: Jason at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (uci4H)



What's the news?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM


The bird?

Oh, wait...that's the word.

The news is that our trolls have been dropping in quality lately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (p+Wdc)

154 >>
In a few years, Colin Kaepernick will be giving speeches to campus leftist groups and people will have to be told who he is. His 15 minutes of fame is almost up.




Sadly, that may not be true. He's started an organization - Know Your Rights Camp - to indoctrinate the next generation of kiddie sports stars and fans. He and his radical GF are going all-in.

http://kaepernick7.com/know-your-rights-camp/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (W+vEI)

155 In fairness, the man is rockin' that 'fro.

Pffft.

Posted by: Zombie Mitch Mitchell at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (HtLSE)

156 So when do they tell me my taxes will be lowered by 3000%?

Posted by: wth - NBC Office Customization Specialist at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (HgMAr)

157 115 A lot of bean flicking going on by the pajama boys and journo's thinking Flynn will be the one to get Trump and Pence impeached and Ryan will be so frightened, he will gladly hand over the keys to Killary.
Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (cSc4o)

Impeached over what, though? That's what nobody will talk about.

Okay, so arguendo -- even if we take all of the lefts conspiracy theories at face value, what is impeachable in that?

Darth Trump secretly met with Emperor Putin to come up with some super secret clever plan to hack Princess Hillary's DNC / Podesta emails, then release them to the world.

What exactly did Darth Trump do there that was illegal / impeachable? Yes, it would be a meanie thing to do, and a dirty political trick. But that happens in every campaign. It would be an odd choice to use a foreign leader instead of a $15/hr Nigerian phishing farm, but again -- where's the crime?

Maybe Putin would be guilty of a misdemeanor regarding computer security, but I think he has diplomatic immunity, so...

Someone explain to me what the left thinks they're going to get from this other than beclowning themselves constantly for 8 years?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (wmaTe)

158
Opts out of contract, turns down back up offer from other team,
girlfriend torpedoes another possible offer with sjw antics, whines like
a bitch about being unemployed.
What a hero! Posted by: John Marston at December 01, 2017 01:10 PM (SkuXa)
=====

Same play as Sam (?) who used the 'gay' card to extend his short-term life in NFL. Colin is using the same and will probably have the same result. However, NFL tolerated political statements 'hands up don't shoot' and has fundraising awareness crapola. NFL can just sit in their own mess.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)

159 So J.J. Watt raises millions for hurricane relief but this sack of SJW gets these awards? Okay SI you have followed GQ into bird cage liner.



SI is going for outrage and controversy, b/c that's what sells. Not good works of JJ Watt.

Maybe Time's Man of the Year will be Weinstein. Or have they changed that to person? Weinstein anyway.

We are now doing the limbo dance under the low bar.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (Rog7V)

160 change the world to better?

what's better?

anti-white animus based on bullshit by a guy who was abandoned by his black father and raised by nice white people?



This too is the story of obola.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (6bmev)

161 Fcuking Buncha Ingrates

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (FhXTo)

162 >>The news is that our trolls have been dropping in quality lately.


David Brock must have just done a mass hiring.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

163 Sports Illustrated is to mechanics' waiting rooms what TIME and Newsweek are to doctors' waiting rooms.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

164 So how can SI virtue signaling even harder? Transgene swimsuit issue baby!

Posted by: Knaws at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (QXFq2)

165 Pffft.

Posted by: Zombie Mitch Mitchell

Not even.

Posted by: Zombie Noel Redding at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (HtLSE)

166 130 True,no reason not to tell them to fuck off now and than.

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (LiyEm)

167 Yeah ace post some news , like the ongoing investigation of the Clinton Lynch tarmac meeting and the AGs interview where he said he and his family were threaten by Hillarys team.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (Xrson)

168 Rush just said Kushner directed Flynn to speak with the Russians.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (r9UYA)

169 I have released my army of one named lifelong Republicans to wreak havoc upon you in response to your blasphemies and cheap schoolboy insults! I warned you that you would pay a price, Mr. O'Spades! I WARNED YOU!!!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM (O5Q3r)

170 152 What the fuck is wrong with the gop? Yeah, I know, it is a laundry list.

+++++++

well, when you agree with the opposition that your party is full of idiots and your voters are the worst people on earth, it's easier to understand.

I mean, where's are eminences like weinstein franken and the clintons?

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (otbkS)

171 Nice fro Colin!

Posted by: Sly and the Family Stones at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (e8nXh)

172 How's my dick taste?

Posted by: Susan Collins at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (SkuXa)

173 You know how sports journalists have been traditionally the bottom rung of the media hierarchy, and many of them aspire to cover "real news"? Well I think we're just seeing what happens when they collectively give it a shot without changing their job description.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

174 what it is about the world that he changed?

NFL from troubled to failed business.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

175 I saw Best Afro open for "Okay, Jew" in '93 at the Chukker.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (y8m+O)

176 Well.

Now I get why McCain was OK with voting for this thing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (eytER)

177 So when do they tell me my taxes will be lowered by 3000%?
Posted by: wth - NBC Office Customization Specialist at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (HgMAr)



When Obamacare premiums decrease by 300%.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (Rog7V)

178 If he wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I'll shit myself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (1ISKN)

179 Neil Cavuto doesn't get the hawt babes as contributors like the later afternoon peeps do.

Although, Deidre Bolton *does* look nice and curvy in her light blue outfit from the profile shot the cameraman and director keep going to.

These two may not be super hawt, but they are still definitely solid 'ones' on the digital scale....

Chicks talking about the tax bill, there are only a few things better than that!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (8iiMU)

180 144 It seems to me that in these days where liberals are trying to polarize things according to race, that people of mixed race are being the most vocal and provocative, as if they had to "prove" their minority credentials by overcompensation.



Exhibit A - Barry Obama
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Bingo.

Kaepernick had a white mother, and a partly white father, and was raised by white adoptive parents in a wealthy white neighborhood, and was treated as a sports hero from junior high onward, never once "suffering" one iota. And yet now he's the voice of oppressed black men???

Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (42M22)

181 144 It seems to me that in these days where liberals are trying to polarize things according to race, that people of mixed race are being the most vocal and provocative, as if they had to "prove" their minority credentials by overcompensation.



Exhibit A - Barry Obama
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (493sH)

Some of us want no part of BLM/BAMN or any of that bullshit.

If that's worth anything at all.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (yXU4O)

182 12 He looks like a dance contestant on Soul Train.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZId13DCPb4

which one?

Posted by: x at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (nFwvY)

183 CK's afro disappears into that background. That's racist isn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (nBr1j)

184 Capernick is going for the "ghetto Bob Ross" look, apparently.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (KUaJL)

185 76---Next up: Kaepernick wins the award for "Best Collective Wheat Farmer in the Ukraine!"
Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:14 PM (42M22)
-------------------------------
Good one!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (0jtPF)

186 These MSM clowns are determined to shove Kraperdick down my throat.



No Sale.



The Boycott is ON!




Posted by: rd at December 01, 2017 01:22 PM (4dz1m)


My overwhelmingly liberal (or LIV) family drifted away from NFL football this year, I think mostly because the games have become crappy.That warmed the cockles of my black heart!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (wYseH)

187 Does SI give Kaepernick money to go along with this award?

Good question. Cuz I could use it.

Posted by: Colin Kapernick at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (O5Q3r)

188 Of course, there's the fact that blacks ARE NOT tormented or murdered by cops at any higher rate.

So anyone kneeling for the anthem is just a paranoid fool and a goddamned liar.

But why let that get in the way of an award?

Posted by: RKae at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (jJIGi)

189 anti-white animus based on bullshit by a guy who was abandoned by his black father and raised by nice white people?
FOAD
Posted by: porg herder

They must have acted like typical white people - Barack Obama.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

190 What the fuck is wrong with the gop? Yeah, I know, it is a laundry list.


We have a Uniparty. Only way it makes sense to me.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (Rog7V)

191 I saw Best Afro open for "Okay, Jew" in '93 at the Chukker.


Yeah, but it led to one of the poorer supergroup attemps, Jewfro.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (fuK7c)

192 A-ha! President Elect Trump ordered Flynn to contact the Russians to cover the fact that Candidate Trump was already colluding with the Russians...wait, what?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (hUqh+)

193 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 01, 2017 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

I think 90% of Sports journalists are wannabe athletes that cannot chew gum and walk at the same time. They were towel boys in High School or College.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (Xrson)

194 no underlying crime except ...get this...democrats grasping at straws. weird, eh?

My suggestion?

payback.

There should be sanctuary mayors and attorneys frog marched. There should be a full blown clinton investigation from the sudden suicide syndrome material witnesses suffer from to the Molesta Brothers' pervy art world as well as Uranium one. Judges need to be impeached.

but that's just me. I fight fire with fire not self-immolate because it's polite.

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (otbkS)

195 Just cancelled my subscription. The Get Human number for SI is 800-284-8800.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at December 01, 2017 01:27 PM (VclTF)

196 we bitch about the gutless republican party , their bending over backwards for their bowl of porridge , (analogy alert)

yet we help them financially , we give up , for an hour of entertainment, stating it's only an hour and it doesn't matter in the big scheme.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:27 PM (1ZkQk)

197 Address the news and/or accidentally ban yourself and then have to discuss MILF porn, dammit!

AoSHQ! WHERE CEREAL NEWS GETS CEREAL!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:27 PM (y8m+O)

198 All I got was a 30 minute PBS show and cancer from paint thinner.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at December 01, 2017 01:27 PM (r9UYA)

199 180 Kaepernick had a white mother, and a partly white father, and was raised by white adoptive parents in a wealthy white neighborhood, and was treated as a sports hero from junior high onward, never once "suffering" one iota. And yet now he's the voice of oppressed black men???
Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (42M22)

Here's what I don't get.

He hooked up with a Muzzie girlfriend, and is reveling in his new proggy status as "Voice of the Oppressed", or whatever.

But whenever anybody asks him if he's converted to Islam, he freaks out and goes out of his way to vehemently deny it.

Why is he so opposed to being a Muslim if he's so fully dedicated to the Proggy Victimhood Cause (and dating a Muslim to boot)?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (yXU4O)

200 Fox News has a much different take on this Flynn plea.

https://tinyurl.com/yasgez6b

Posted by: Tofer732 at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (QI5PR)

201 To be fair, America elected a do-nothing community organizer to be POTUS for eight frikkin' years. The Sport Illustrated staff electing a do-nothing non-athlete to win a 'major award', at the end of the athelete's 15 minutes of fame, is a nothingburger in comparison.

The leg lamp in "A Christmas Story" is a legit bigger award now than this SI one. All sports went so far SJW in the past few years, they have killed their brand. SI will hire trans models for the swimsuit issue next, I guarantee it.

Posted by: LizLem at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (hvf9s)

202 Meanwhile, the MFM remains curiously uninterested in the saga of DWS and her laptop.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)

203 Sports reporters want to matter. It's hard to matter when you just writing accurately about sporting events and lack any real writing ability--so they go the SJW route.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (nBr1j)

204 "change"

the change they prefer is anti-white racism and anti-american politicking on vague muh victimhood charges.

FUCK YOU NFL AND SI

(doesn't help redskins are now eliminated from playoffs)

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (otbkS)

205 Too bad he couldn't use sports as a platform to change his inability to read deep safety coverage or he might still be playing.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (F/4Zj)

206 -
--

Pffft.



Posted by: Zombie Mitch Mitchell



Not even.

Posted by: Zombie Noel Redding at December 01, 2017 01:23 PM

------------------

I look down on your fros, from above the rim.


Posted by: Dr. J. at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (pMGkg)

207 >>>There should be a full blown clinton investigation from the sudden suicide syndrome material witnesses suffer from to the Molesta Brothers' pervy art world as well as Uranium one.

I think someone is going to be disappointed at Christmas.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (gYDjB)

208 Sports Illustrated can go F itself

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (aC6Sd)

209 Mueller has to justify his phony baloney job!Harumph!!

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

210 Colon Kappernick's Mohammed Ali Courage award is about as useful as his right arm.


Only good for self-gratification, and nothing to do with, you know, sports.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2017 01:28 PM (9chmE)

211 we provide financial aid to those that hate the country.
That really have no idea about what happens after they break americas back.

but hey , enjoy the moment.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (1ZkQk)

212 191. Later, the band members founded Room Full o' Jews along with Little Shlomo and the Soul Project.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (fA1SL)

213 I think 90% of Sports journalists are wannabe athletes that cannot chew gum and walk at the same time. They were towel boys in High School or College.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (Xrson)


Yeah a number of them come off as jock sniffers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)

214 I think someone is going to be disappointed at Christmas.

________


hillary still wont be president

Posted by: porg herder at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (otbkS)

215 I think my favorite comment so far was from poster #1.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (8+Ozj)

216 It's easy to get a good 'fro like that when you're too stupid to keep your fingers out of light sockets.

Posted by: wth - NBC Office Customization Specialist at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

217 i really could use an ignore feature here.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (1ZkQk)

218 146 Leftists knew they couldn't destroy football with cries of toxic masculinity and the concussion stuff. They had to make us hate it. Truly make us hate it. Progressives may be incompetent at most things, but they have been terribly efficient at getting us to tune out the NFL. The players doing this are nothing more than useful idiots as Mona Charlene defined the term.
Posted by: Knaws


This is the real story. Spot on.

The goal, the ultimate goal, is to destroy football as an institution, because it is a pillar of hetero-masculinity and the patriarchy. They tried to destory from without by criticizing it and drumming up the concussion thing, but that didn't work, so the more clever plan was to destroy it from within and let the sport's own fans kill the institution rather than be forced to live with a corrupted game.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (42M22)

219 Blow Job boy has completely taken off the mask.Can we ban him now?

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (LiyEm)

220 Tiger takes the lead at -8.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (O5Q3r)

221 Why is he so opposed to being a Muslim if he's so fully dedicated to the Proggy Victimhood Cause (and dating a Muslim to boot)?
=========
because he'll have to give up drinking?

Posted by: simplemind at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (NX+TD)

222 Of course, there's the fact that blacks ARE NOT tormented or murdered by cops at any higher rate.


You got any stats for that? Skip Michael Brown. You've got the Walmart guy with the BB gun, there was that guy on the overpass who was being tailed by five patrol cars when another decided to roll up and murder him, there was the fat guy jogging away in North Carolina who got shot in the back and then had "evidence" planted on him...

I'm not aware of as many high profile straight out police murders on white people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (fuK7c)

223 At Brown U, Asian and Pacific Islander students were being excluded from "multicultural" events because their status as an "under represented minority" is not properly recognized. To remedy this, these students can now self-identify as black.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (BoMuO)

224 Posted by: Hikaru at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (yXU4O)

Do not disagree but you have said yourself that you have been pressured in many ways to join the cause. You should be proud of yourself for being your own man . Others let peer pressure turn them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (Xrson)

225 FUCK YOU NFL AND SI

I initially read that as Fuck you Newfoundland SI. What did Newfies do to you?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (nBr1j)

226 Muhammad Ali on integration ... he says he wants his kids to look like him, wants to keep his culture, that is nature. Catholics wanna stay Catholic, Jews wanna stay Jews ...

The British guy responds "I think that is a philosophy of despair".

from 1971
youtube.com/watch?v=HqiWFLsgVi4feature=youtu.be

at some point Ali said he was glad his grandpappy got on the boat, and rightly so.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (/aIFg)

227 FWIW, Little Shlomo had some great stuff. Sampling the old pre-1950s movies and cartoons for stereotypical language to mix into his songs was a stroke of brilliance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:31 PM (y8m+O)

228 So Trump had Flynn reach out to 13 nations to tell them not to worry about the last days of Obama's incoherent foreign policy? And that is somehow wrong?

Posted by: Tofer732 at December 01, 2017 01:31 PM (QI5PR)

229 Illustrates that "sports" shit is f'd up, retarded AND ghey.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 01, 2017 01:31 PM (I+hbY)

230 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?

People like Edison and the Wright Brothers were trying to solve particular problems, and perhaps make some money. I don't see them as being on a crusade to "change the world". I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (xjiRE)

231 If he wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I'll shit myself.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2017 01:25 PM (1ISKN)

We still haven't selected our person of the year yet, but this gives us ideas...

Posted by: TIME Magazine at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (hvf9s)

232 "Dick truther." This is why I come here.

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

233 At Brown U, Asian and Pacific Islander students were being excluded from "multicultural" events because their status as an "under represented minority" is not properly recognized. To remedy this, these students can now self-identify as black.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (BoMuO)



So can Rachel Dolezal self ID as Asian and then self ID as black now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (493sH)

234 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (fuK7c)

You answered the question yourself. Why are they high profile and others are local news stories?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (Xrson)

235 The goal, the ultimate goal, is to destroy football as an institution, because it is a pillar of hetero-masculinity and the patriarchy. They tried to destory from without by criticizing it and drumming up the concussion thing, but that didn't work, so the more clever plan was to destroy it from within and let the sport's own fans kill the institution rather than be forced to live with a corrupted game.

===========

And yet, the destruction of the NFL sends a pretty clear message to the rest of the industries who might be tempted to "bend the knee" to SJW. Do so and face dreadful loss and potential extermination.

Posted by: simplemind at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (vaRfQ)

236 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?



Dr. Jonas Salk?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (6bmev)

237 You got any stats for that? Skip Michael Brown. You've got the Walmart guy with the BB gun, there was that guy on the overpass who was being tailed by five patrol cars when another decided to roll up and murder him, there was the fat guy jogging away in North Carolina who got shot in the back and then had "evidence" planted on him...

I'm not aware of as many high profile straight out police murders on white people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (fuK7c)

The FBI stats, and the stats compiled by WaPo over the last few years both show that white men are (slightly, statistically insignificantly) more likely to be shot by cops then black men.

But the numbers are kind of hard to nail down, since police involved shootings are reported differently by different agencies.

But yes, strangely, none were as high profile by the media. There was a white kid shot in the head execution style in Salt Lake City (IIRC) last year by a black cop, I don't think that ever made it beyond local news.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:33 PM (wmaTe)

238 >>>hillary still wont be president

You get that for Christmas every year since 2016.
It will be like socks eventually.
I just doubt you get any of the other stuff ever.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 01:33 PM (gYDjB)

239 One thing we CAN say for sure is that cops are way way way more likely to shoot men than women.

Read in to that as you will.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:33 PM (wmaTe)

240 190
What the fuck is wrong with the gop? Yeah, I know, it is a laundry list.





We have a Uniparty. Only way it makes sense to me.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (Rog7V)

Yeah, this is what really gets me. The media are always talking about 'will the GOPe get the 50 votes they need', never ever at all mentioning the fact that the Dummycrats are all voting against things in fvcking lockstep.

The default is 'Dems vote in lockstep'.

At least there are some principled Repubs that actually squawk and disagree and talk about ideas on major legislation. But geez, when you are up against a Borg-like, unthinking hive/drone-like opposition, then it's time to man up and shove things down their throat and vote like they do.
Time to start playing by their rules. Wake up, Congress.
Yeah, Uniparty is right.
Sigh.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2017 01:33 PM (8iiMU)

241 Banderdash , because it's not high profile when it happens to 'us'

one of my best freiends as an early adult had her brother shot down (white) because he was a criminal that was being chased for crimes he already had on record.

it wasn't even a blip.


the only case i've seen lately is the "gray" cig loosey guy, that on any planety shouldn't have died, But we can blame that on stupid fkn Laws that should never have been written.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:33 PM (1ZkQk)

242 My prayers today go to the Steinle family. Unbelievable verdict. So much for the city by the bay. CK you are irrelevant and are the Cindy Sheehan of the sports world. You are a puppet that will be discarded.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2017 01:34 PM (oiNtH)

243 I can't wait for Trump's next move. Will he lay low because tax legislation or will he unleash a shit storm of stray lightning just for fun. The Flynn thing is guaranteed to make Trump pull some high jinks.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:34 PM (q177U)

244 I saw Best Afro open for "Okay, Jew" in '93 at the Chukker.

Small world, one of the guys that used to own the Chukker was on our County Board of Ed for awhile.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2017 01:34 PM (60v4h)

245 Well, it's not much of a tale, from what I see - a quick turn 'round the interwebz has the usual idiots not even getting excited over this procedural business.

This is proof that there's nothing there. Never was.

Thanks for playing, dhimmocrats...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2017 01:34 PM (MINbv)

246 I think 90% of Sports journalists are wannabe
athletes that cannot chew gum and walk at the same time. They were
towel boys in High School or College.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:26 PM (Xrson)


Perhaps. One thing they have in common with towel boys is being in the locker room, around the sweaty nood athletes, and nobody things it's weird that they hang around, slobbering all over the guys.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (9chmE)

247 People like Edison and the Wright Brothers were trying to solve particular problems, and perhaps make some money. I don't see them as being on a crusade to "change the world". I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: rickl


--

The beauty of capitalism is that people who want to sell a product they came up with in order to make a profit truly does change the world, whether it was their intention or not.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (7ZVPa)

248 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?


Well, if not for Hitler, my granddaddy would not have met grandma. Despite the millions of deaths brought on by the second world war, it did lead to my granddad getting laid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (BoMuO)

249 >>You got any stats for that?

I think the more appropriate question is does anyone in the BLM movement or any other group pushing this narrative that blacks are targeted by cops more than whites or killed at higher rates have any proof to back this up or is it just anecdotal.

They are the ones not just making the claim but demanding societal changes be made because of it, doesn't seem to much to ask for them to provide a shred of evidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

250 212 212 191. Later, the band members founded Room Full o' Jews along with Little Shlomo and the Soul Project.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (fA1SL)

Don't forget about Heebie Jeebies.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (yXU4O)

251 I don't mind the NFL being dead to me now - Broncos suck this year.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

252 What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

One of Ace's secret racist friends?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (wYseH)

253 don't allow legislaters to go unpunished for writing Laws that are Wack, and then excusing Themselves from their own Law!

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:36 PM (1ZkQk)

254 Flynn was told by the Trump administration to contact the Russians so any time now they can move to Trump colluding to defeat Hillary.
Nice how the FBI played patty cake with Hillary and the private government State department emails

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2017 01:36 PM (aC6Sd)

255 I'm not aware of as many high profile straight out police murders on white people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (fuK7c)

Aware is the key word...

How about Levoy Finicum?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 01, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

256 Since this is a sports thread, lets talk about bewbs.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (xBSm0)

257 It's like Vietnam all over again, Man!

Know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (wx3l0)

258 That's fine. Ali was a punk, too.

Made my year when Ken Norton broke Ali's jaw in '73.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (jWe5r)

259 144 It seems to me that in these days where liberals are trying to polarize things according to race, that people of mixed race are being the most vocal and provocative, as if they had to "prove" their minority credentials by overcompensation.

Exhibit A - Barry Obama
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:21 PM (493sH)
----------------------------
Shelby Steele, of mixed race himself, wrote a good book about that, the title of which escapes me. But he also had some columns with good insight into Obama back in 2008.

In any case, it is not just leftists that "polarize according to race." Many on the other side do too.
I'm not talking about the tiny cohort of genuine white racialists. I'm talking about those who believed and in a way still believe in the color-blind ideal but who have nevertheless been suckered into buying the Left's narrative.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (0jtPF)

260 I thought Judge Napolitano was Dick Morris for a moment (he was talking ot Cavuto on the phone).

Where has Dick Morris been lately? I haven't seen him push a book in a while.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (8iiMU)

261 the only case i've seen lately is the "gray" cig loosey guy, that on any planety shouldn't have died,


Bad law or not, he was doing something illegal and knew it and physically fought the arrest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (BoMuO)

262 Glad my Father, The Colonel, is dead...This would have killed him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (5y11N)

263 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome? "

Norman Borlaug.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (MINbv)

264 250. Of course, if were gonna go a bit farther abroad, there's always Kinky Friedman and the West Texas Jewboys. A fine c&w group they were, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (fA1SL)

265 Since this is a sports thread, lets talk about bewbs.


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM


We're already talking about Kaperni...oh, wait.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

266 They are the ones not just making the claim but demanding societal changes be made because of it, doesn't seem to much to ask for them to provide a shred of evidence.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

I will give them this -- it is hard to get exact stats on the races and circumstances with police involved shootings.

Maybe the FBI could request a uniform reporting system on that like they do on most things that are reported to the FBI.

But from everything we can find and compile, it looks to be about what you'd expect -- around 15% of police involve shootings involve black victims (blacks make up about 12-15% of population), around the same with hispanics (also hard to nail down since some states report hispanic as white, some hispanics identify as white, etc.), and the majority of people shot by cops are white.

Which is what you'd expect based on the demographic make up of this country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (wmaTe)

267 >>Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?

It depends on what your definition of 'positive' might be.

Posted by: Satan at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (r9UYA)

268 another thing Bander.
One doesn't have to be of color, one has to be in a not so nice neighborhood looking 'poorish' to be asked questions by police when they are looking for criminal activity.
you think stop and frisk is just a thing for people not like You?

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (1ZkQk)

269 247
The beauty of capitalism is that people who want to sell a product they came up with in order to make a profit truly does change the world, whether it was their intention or not.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (7ZVPa)


Exactly. I suspect that most people who really do want to change the world end up causing trouble.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (xjiRE)

270 >>> Since this is a sports thread, lets talk about bewbs.

Simona Halep might be number one but I can never forgive her.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (gYDjB)

271 Norman Borlaug.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (MINbv)

you got your wheat in my dwarf!
you got your dwarf in my wheat!

hey, wait a second...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (wmaTe)

272 You got any stats for that? Skip Michael Brown. You've got the Walmart guy with the BB gun, there was that guy on the overpass who was being tailed by five patrol cars when another decided to roll up and murder him, there was the fat guy jogging away in North Carolina who got shot in the back and then had "evidence" planted on him...

I'm not aware of as many high profile straight out police murders on white people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:30 PM (fuK7c)

The FBI stats, and the stats compiled by WaPo over the last few years both show that white men are (slightly, statistically insignificantly) more likely to be shot by cops then black men.

But the numbers are kind of hard to nail down, since police involved shootings are reported differently by different agencies.

But yes, strangely, none were as high profile by the media. There was a white kid shot in the head execution style in Salt Lake City (IIRC) last year by a black cop, I don't think that ever made it beyond local news.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes



Bundy.
Randy Weaver's wife.
David Koresh and a roasted shitload.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (6bmev)

273 The guy has taken $500 million out of the evil nfl, so he got that going for him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (3BFzK)

274 Since this is a sports thread, lets talk about bewbs.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (xBSm0)



I've heard some nice things about this Upton lady. Have you heard of her?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (BoMuO)

275 I guess calling it the Minimum Tax or Mandatory Minimum Tax would have been too truthful for government liebots.

Posted by: x at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (nFwvY)

276 Sports Illustrated gives award to a guy whose actions killed a sport.

Posted by: madamex at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (KI3vm)

277 257 It's like Vietnam all over again, Man!

Know what I'm sayin'?
Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (wx3l0)

I was in junior high

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, FBI at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (7HtZB)

278 Sports Illustrated, Bewbs and Conservative.

Kathy Ireland for the win.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (Xrson)

279 I cancelled that shit rag 30 years ago.

Posted by: Sponge at December 01, 2017 01:39 PM (xttKs)

280 243 I can't wait for Trump's next move. Will he lay low because tax legislation or will he unleash a shit storm of stray lightning just for fun. The Flynn thing is guaranteed to make Trump pull some high jinks.
Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2017 01:34 PM (q177U)

As I said in the other thread...

If'n I was President Trump.... I'd have a Rose Garden Ceremony to sign two things...

A Pardon for Flynn.... and a check to reimburse him for his Legal Expenses.

Then watch the media and Left Melt down like Chernobyl....

Posted by: Don Q. at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

281 It's amazing that Mr Kaepernick has the free time to devote to such a noble cause as changing the world.

Wait..what?



Nevermind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (EyPfd)

282 Why isn't this dude, Krapperdink, in the broadcast booth at ESPN is beyond me!

Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (wx3l0)

283 >>Where has Dick Morris been lately? I haven't seen him push a book in a while.

Inventing the cure for toenail fungus?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (r9UYA)

284 The DOW is 251 points higher than it was at yesterday's open.

Posted by: Bill Wynn is a big stupid idiot at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (3myMJ)

285 and Bander, my comments are only to illuminate what it's like to be poor, and live in a bad neighborhood which many people of any color have experienced.

the commonality is neighborhood and known behavior from said neighborhood.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (1ZkQk)

286 Ahh, it's the first of December and the Eldrick bots are all pumped as their fallen hero is doing well in some dogshit tourney that the heavy hitters don't even bother with. Meanwhile the Golden Bear will toast bringing in another year knowing that his career majors total is in no jeopardy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2017 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

287 One of Ace's secret racist friends?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (wYseH)

Yeah. I know I come off as scoldy sometimes but I'd really like to hang out here and argue politics and make dick jokes without people thinking that it's ok to racist here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:41 PM (fuK7c)

288 Why is my Safari browser having trouble finding acecomments today?

Posted by: m at December 01, 2017 01:41 PM (sVFZk)

289 "Dick truther." This is why I come here.

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (7HtZB)
**
Preach it Brutha!!
#metoo

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (xqfqx)

290 you got your wheat in my dwarf!
you got your dwarf in my wheat! "

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (MINbv)

291 BOYCOTT SAN FRANCISCO!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (3BFzK)

292 Listening to Rush, apparently the NFL's dangeld to the BLM players will be coming from the breast cancer month & military recognition month fund.

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (7HtZB)

293 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?

It depends on what your definition of 'positive' might be.

Posted by: Satan at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (r9UYA)

Do I count?

Posted by: J. Robert Oppenheimer at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)

294 You know who else set out to change the world...right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (EyPfd)

295 285 and Bander, my comments are only to illuminate what it's like to be poor, and live in a bad neighborhood which many people of any color have experienced.

the commonality is neighborhood and known behavior from said neighborhood.
Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:40 PM (1ZkQk)

Bander doesn't know what it's like for those of us who have lived on the other side of Prospect Ave, yo.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (wmaTe)

296 ...an award for people who changed the world.

There are a lot of terrible names on the list of people who "changed the world." Normally wouldn't you want to only award people who "changed the world for the better." Because that isn't what this guy did... though merely changing the world certainly matches up with the award's text.

Posted by: DaveM at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (FNtbC)

297 Listening to Rush, apparently the NFL's dangeld to the BLM players will be coming from the breast cancer month & military recognition month fund.
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (7HtZB)

Any Documentation for that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (5y11N)

298 apparently the NFL's dangeld to the BLM players will be coming from the breast cancer month & military recognition month fund.

Posted by: josephistan

--

Nice to know that actual needy and victims will be slighted in favor of perceived wrongs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (7ZVPa)

299 >>I will give them this -- it is hard to get exact stats on the races and circumstances with police involved shootings.

I don't think that's really the problem. I think the real problem is they don't want to talk about actual stats because they don't say what they want to.

This has been going on for a very long time. They put out this unsubstantiated claim that police target blacks more and shoot them more when reams of data show through the years that when the stats are applied against the demographic breakdown of different ethnic groups they are not targeted more in a statistically meaningful way and of course the worst issue is black on black crime.

But we aren't allowed to talk about facts. We aren't allowed to say that blacks commit crimes at a statistically higher level and therefore come in contact with police at a higher rate.

We are just supposed to accept as fact that their claims are true, we are all guilty oppressors and whatever changes they demand we must accept or we are racists.

It's a dumb game and the only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

300 BTW, since this is a sports thread, Tiger Woods is playing good golf again and I am thrilled.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:07 PM (fuK7c)


Golf was never better with his annoying ass on a SHELF.

Posted by: Sponge at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (xttKs)

301 I had a black SJW at work yesterday tell me that white males are the most dangerous terrorists in the world.

I asked if he could name 100 people murdered this year by white male terrorists in the US. I even offered to throw in Middle Easterners for good measure.

He couldn't do it but insisted his point was valid because Vegas and Texas church.

I said 100 people murdered. You know what they call that in Chicago? Tuesday.

His response? Chicago and any inner city is different. You have to expect alot of murders when you cram a bunch of poor people in a small space.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (BoMuO)

302 They are the ones not just making the claim but
demanding societal changes be made because of it, doesn't seem to much
to ask for them to provide a shred of evidence. Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
=====

As you are a coastie, it truly hurts me every time I agree with you.

Alternative history and alternative statistics.


Posted by: mustbequantum at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (MIKMs)

303 Why isn't this dude, Krapperdink, in the broadcast booth at ESPN is beyond me!

That's a best idea I've heard since Softball Girl! Ratings Gold! Why didn't we think of it!?! Have our people call his people! Let's get this done!

Posted by: The Suits at ESPN at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (O5Q3r)

304 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?

We tried, but do you have any idea how expensive it is to buy the world a Coke?

Posted by: Hippies on a hilltop at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (p+Wdc)

305 I'd really like to hang out here and argue politics and make dick jokes without people thinking that it's ok to racist here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:41 PM (fuK7c)

You don't have to justify your desire to avoid booger-eating bigots.

I think Ace has made it perfectly clear how he feels about that stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (wYseH)

306 >>>You know who else set out to change the world...right?

Mark Chapman?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (gYDjB)

307 Bad law or not, he was doing something illegal and knew it and physically fought the arrest.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (BoMuO)

bah. fights what against how many?


stupid yes, worth dying over? So he was stupid i expect better from people that are trained to THINK in critical moments.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (1ZkQk)

308 Bundy.
Randy Weaver's wife.
David Koresh and a roasted shitload.



Oh. And the white lady in Minnesota. By. The. Cop.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (6bmev)

309 Angela Davis looks better with the beard in that photo.

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (XjdT7)

310 I don't think Muhammed Ali would be thrilled with this has been turned into a Biggest Douche award.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

311 That's fine. Ali was a punk, too.

Made my year when Ken Norton broke Ali's jaw in '73.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (jWe5r)



Frazier-Ali fight in '71. The lefties were all for Ali. Best moment was when Frazier knocked him on his ass.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (493sH)

312 The goal, the ultimate goal, is to destroy football as an institution, because it is a pillar of hetero-masculinity and the patriarchy. They tried to destory from without by criticizing it and drumming up the concussion thing, but that didn't work, so the more clever plan was to destroy it from within and let the sport's own fans kill the institution rather than be forced to live with a corrupted game.

Mission accomplished.
Posted by: zombie at December 01, 2017 01:29 PM (42M22)

Unfortunately professional football is a weak facade of the sport it was just a few decades ago. The players and management are willfully assisting in their own suicide pact.

You can blame Goodall and Kapernikidik and the others more obviously lighting the match in the pool of gasoline, but the team owners let this shit deteriorate as well as long as the revenues poured in and that was all that mattered. Starting with allowing the whole showboating BS and the thug culture to be tolerated. Was a Michael Vick return to the sport REALLY worth it...

The left didn't have to work all that hard.

Posted by: Keith at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (USf3s)

313 I had a black SJW at work yesterday tell me that white males are the most dangerous terrorists in the world.

I would've told him, "Yeah. You remember that..."

Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (O5Q3r)

314 We have lowered your taxes from $20,000 to $35,000.

Send us money so we can keep up the good work!

Posted by: GOPe at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (3BFzK)

315 Chicago and any inner city is different. You have to expect alot of murders when you cram a bunch of poor people in a small space.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


--

Which brings up a good point. Urbanization is one of the worst things humans have ever done to each other.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2017 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

316 Posted by: Sponge at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (xttKs)

+ 1000

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:46 PM (Xrson)

317 299 >>I will give them this -- it is hard to get exact stats on the races and circumstances with police involved shootings.

I don't think that's really the problem. I think the real problem is they don't want to talk about actual stats because they don't say what they want to.

This has been going on for a very long time. They put out this unsubstantiated claim that police target blacks more and shoot them more when reams of data show through the years that when the stats are applied against the demographic breakdown of different ethnic groups they are not targeted more in a statistically meaningful way and of course the worst issue is black on black crime.

But we aren't allowed to talk about facts. We aren't allowed to say that blacks commit crimes at a statistically higher level and therefore come in contact with police at a higher rate.

We are just supposed to accept as fact that their claims are true, we are all guilty oppressors and whatever changes they demand we must accept or we are racists.

It's a dumb game and the only way to win is not to play.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

The most dangerous place in the world for a young black man to be is in the presence of another young black man.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 01, 2017 01:46 PM (nBr1j)

318 293
Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?



It depends on what your definition of 'positive' might be.



Posted by: Satan at December 01, 2017 01:38 PM (r9UYA)



Do I count?

Posted by: J. Robert Oppenheimer at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)


Ummm, hey! I'm right here!
A lot of people think I did all right.
Others don't believe so.



Posted by: Jesus, not the hispanic ones at December 01, 2017 01:46 PM (8iiMU)

319 For awhile Dick Morris was doing afternoon talk radio in Philadelphia, he had a few interesting stories on the Clintons that he told every once in a while.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2017 01:46 PM (aC6Sd)

320 His response? Chicago and any inner city is different. You have to expect alot of murders when you cram a bunch of poor people in a small space.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (BoMuO)



The south and west sides of Chicago are small spaces?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (493sH)

321 Wow, some people are actually swallowing the war-on-black-men-by-cops nonsense?


There are stats (I think CityJournal does a good job of following them). They will disappoint the huge number of people desperate to believe the fairy tales about race. Though that won't change anything, as their desperate faith is not based on facts or reason.


Somebody cited them here not long ago. Just as with every other statistic, when you include the actually relevant factors, race has no explanatory value for various unhappy social outcomes.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (OkKDg)

322 The only thing I know about statistics is that mean and median are the same thing.

Posted by: Neil deBro Tyson at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (SkuXa)

323 BOYCOTT SAN FRANCISCO!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (3BFzK)

San Fran used to be one of my favorite cities to visit but that was a long time ago. Never again.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

324 299 >>I will give them this -- it is hard to get exact stats on the races and circumstances with police involved shootings.

I don't think that's really the problem. I think the real problem is they don't want to talk about actual stats because they don't say what they want to.

---

I'll try to dig the link out, but not too long ago (beginning of year?) someone went through the data and saw that it was routinely <10 unarmed black dudes shot per year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (y8m+O)

325 Ugh.. UPS hasn't delivered a package on time all week NOW U.S. post office website has crashed. Can't make shipping labels.

Boss getting nervous.

Is it 5:00 yet?


Need. Beer. Now.


Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (xqfqx)

326 This Sen Warner is one major prick ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (5y11N)

327 you think stop and frisk is just a thing for people not like You?


I think it's unconstitutional.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

328 308 Bundy.
Randy Weaver's wife.
David Koresh and a roasted shitload.



Oh. And the white lady in Minnesota. By. The. Cop.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (6bmev)

As I mentioned above...

Levoy Finicum.... who was on his way to talk to a Sheriff when stopped by the Feds...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

329 230 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?

People like Edison and the Wright Brothers were trying to solve particular problems, and perhaps make some money. I don't see them as being on a crusade to "change the world". I could be wrong about that.
Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2017 01:32 PM (xjiRE)
---------------------------------------
Your question is of yuuuuuge significance.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2017 01:48 PM (0jtPF)

330 322
The only thing I know about statistics is that mean and median are the same thing.

Posted by: Neil deBro Tyson at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (SkuXa)

LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2017 01:48 PM (8iiMU)

331 We are just supposed to accept as fact that their
claims are true, we are all guilty oppressors and whatever changes they
demand we must accept or we are racists.


It's a dumb game and the only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

While I am reasonably confident that neither I nor my family ever oppressed anyone (avoiding pogroms and gas chambers took up a lot of time), I will not cede this soap box to BLM and their enablers.

A simple recitation of the facts whenever the topic comes up is fine with me, but letting their lies go unchallenged seems to me to be unwise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:48 PM (wYseH)

332 stupid yes, worth dying over? So he was stupid i expect better from people that are trained to THINK in critical moments.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:44 PM (1ZkQk)

---

It's a shared responsibility, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 01, 2017 01:48 PM (y8m+O)

333 >>>The south and west sides of Chicago are small spaces?

Not since Leroy Brown died.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (gYDjB)

334 Bundy.
Randy Weaver's wife.
David Koresh and a roasted shitload.



Them would be good examples.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (fuK7c)

335 you think stop and frisk is just a thing for people not like You?


I think it's unconstitutional.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

as do i, but it's a thing, for everyone .

that's my point.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (1ZkQk)

336 I think it's unconstitutional.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

I agree that it should be, but unfortunately it's been settled law since Terry v Ohio that cops can frisk you for weapons during any "interaction."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (wmaTe)

337 I'm sure athletes of all stripes are looking at this thinking "wtf"? This is how you get on the cover? Be as outrageous as possible? First Caitlyn Jenner, now this? Harrumph.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (Rog7V)

338 Stay relevant Ace. You're barely clinging to it. Address the news.

Posted by: Jason at December 01, 2017 01:13 PM (uci4H)



Yeah, the Conyers press conference is in a few minutes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (493sH)

339 >>apparently the NFL's dangeld to the BLM players will be coming from the
breast cancer month military recognition month fund.


Oh, that's just perfect.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

340 ' You have to expect alot of murders when you cram a bunch of poor people in a small space. '

I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

First half of the last century, there was a city in Poland. Poor people, packed together. Authorities preyed on them. Shot them on sight. Planted evidence. Lied about them. These people were literally living the life that the current urban community claims they are experiencing.

They didn't seem to be killing each other.

Crime comes from culture.
Not poverty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (EyPfd)

341 We have lowered your taxes from $20,000 to $35,000.

Send us money so we can keep up the good work!
Posted by: GOPe at December 01, 2017 01:45 PM (3BFzK)



They decreased the amount of the expected increase. Tax Cut!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:50 PM (BoMuO)

342 326
This Sen Warner is one major prick ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (5y11N)

Why yes, yes he is.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2017 01:50 PM (8iiMU)

343 Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (xqfqx)

The week after Thanksgiving can get nasty....lots of volume, but not quite up to speed to handle it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:50 PM (wYseH)

344 Has anyone ever deliberately set out to "change the world" and had a positive outcome?

Norman Borlaug.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 01, 2017 01:50 PM (cAnNx)

345 323 BOYCOTT SAN FRANCISCO!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 01, 2017 01:42 PM (3BFzK)

San Fran used to be one of my favorite cities to visit but that was a long time ago. Never again.
Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

It does seem SF has declared white people should not expected the protection of the justice system while in their city.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 01, 2017 01:50 PM (nBr1j)

346 261 the only case i've seen lately is the "gray" cig loosey guy, that on any planety shouldn't have died,


Bad law or not, he was doing something illegal and knew it and physically fought the arrest.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2017 01:37 PM (BoMuO)

"Fought" is a stretch at best. Passively resisted, perhaps. But selling loosies shouldn't bring a death sentence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (NWiLs)

347 and this isn't animus against police, heck they've saved my life.

They are directed by Legislators What the legislators WANT.

they do their job.

quit blaming them, blame legislators for the laws. blame criminals for their conduct.

blame media for their inciting fear.

the end.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (1ZkQk)

348 336 I think it's unconstitutional.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

I agree that it should be, but unfortunately it's been settled law since Terry v Ohio that cops can frisk you for weapons during any "interaction."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (wmaTe)

Yup.... lots of crap somehow becomes Constitutional...

Like.. its OK for the cops to lie to you, not for you to lie to the cops...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (NgKpN)

349 Here's my working theory:

In his last month in office, Obama expelled Russian diplomats and seized two Russian diplomatic facilities in the US, ostensibly as punishment for hacking our elections, but really to promote the fiction that the Russians had hacked our elections.

Trump was trying to tell the Russians not to go crazy over this, and he may have used Flynn as an intermediary.

Meanwhile, Susan Rice and Acting AG Sally Yates set a perjury trap for Flynn, using unmasked documents and leaks to the press.

This is despicable.



Posted by: Ignoramus at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (cAXIk)

350 Why are the police so sexist? They shoot way too many men.

Posted by: NCKate at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (T4/3L)

351 Good or bad, most of the people who "change the world" didn't set out to do so.
This is a stupid award given out by a stupid magazine that nobody reads and about as predictable as ESPN giving Bruce Jenner that "Courage Award.' It's gotta be all SJW all the time with these assholes.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (7uYFy)

352 Nood

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (HWoyC)

353 >>A simple recitation of the facts whenever the topic comes up is fine with me, but letting their lies go unchallenged seems to me to be unwise.

Yea, I guess I wasn't clear. I wasn't implying I am ceding the argument to them, I'm saying I won't accept the terms of their argument.

If you want to tell me that their is an issue that is so big that we must make massive societal change then produce the facts or shut up. I'm not going to be forced to go along with something based on someone else's feelings.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

354 We aren't allowed to say that

Democrat policies have dis-assimilated an entire race and turned their children feral. Thus requiring ever more government control and money with the collusion of the idiots in the GOPe. Or that they're lining up the rest of the third world as we type.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (FhXTo)

355 >>
I'm sure athletes of all stripes are looking at this thinking "wtf"?
This is how you get on the cover? Be as outrageous as possible? First
Caitlyn Jenner, now this? Harrumph.





"Just make sure clap to enthusiastically at the awards ceremony."
-- Brett Favre

https://preview.tinyurl.com/q2qvmmx

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2017 01:52 PM (W+vEI)

356 ...and you think stop & frisk is bad? in Atlanta they (used to? still do?) do "drug round ups" where they basically cordon off a whole block, terry search everyone, and don't let you leave that area until the drug dogs get to walk around you and get a good sniff.

I got caught up in one. It was fucking terrifying. Cops running out of vans all over the place, big police dogs barking and lunging like crazy, plastic handcuffs being busted out, people thrown in vans, then the cops just... leave.

It was like being in a bad movie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:52 PM (wmaTe)

357 So no JJ Watt eh?

Posted by: Traddy the plumber at December 01, 2017 01:52 PM (GSJcT)

358 I'm not going to be forced to go along with something based on someone else's feelings.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

So you are admitting you are a racist?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:53 PM (wYseH)

359 Trump was trying to tell the Russians not to go crazy over this, and he may have used Flynn as an intermediary.



Posted by: Ignoramus at December 01, 2017 01:51 PM (cAXIk)

If you're right, the media is going to make it sound like full-up collusion.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2017 01:53 PM (7uYFy)

360 do we count the guys whose moms thought they were suicidal and the cops came over and killed?
do we count the 90 year old guy who wouldn't take his medicine and they shot him?
the dogs?

cops do entirely too much killing, period.

Posted by: x at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (nFwvY)

361 Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (xqfqx)

The week after Thanksgiving can get nasty....lots of volume, but not quite up to speed to handle it.

Whats worse, UPS is not honoring Red and Blue shipments.

Scumbags.

There should be a law.

You have zero recourse.


Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (xqfqx)

362 If you're right, the media is going to make it sound like full-up collusion.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2017 01:53 PM (7uYFy)

what does collusion mean in this context?

It is not abnormal or unusual or even close to illegal for the president elect (or even a candidate) to reach out to foreign leaders.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (wmaTe)

363 We just had a guy a black guy murdered by his boyfriend in Houston. He was a doctoral candidate at Columbia in their SJW sociology department. His thesis was on the effect of incaeration on the black community. Sadly ironic.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (Xrson)

364 Harvard did a YUGE study on police shootings.

Here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/y9vzk4un

For those TL;DR:

"On the most extreme use of force - officer-involved shootings - we find no racial differences in either the raw data or when contextual factors are taken into account. "

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (Enq6K)

365 BLM BS from the get go.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Muhammad_Ali#
Vietnam_War_and_resistance_to_the_draft

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2017 01:55 PM (FhXTo)

366 You have zero recourse.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (xqfqx)

Yup.

The terms of service do not guarantee delivery.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2017 01:55 PM (wYseH)

367 The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, I*ve got a really bad idea. And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, And I can make it shittier.
Lewis Black
And that guy is a frigging liberal

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2017 01:55 PM (gbWkA)

368 I agree that it should be, but unfortunately it's been settled law since Terry v Ohio that cops can frisk you for weapons during any "interaction."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:49 PM (wmaTe

They have to have reasonable articulable suspicion of involvement of a crime. Now, as a practical matter they'll make up any after-the-fact bullshit they can think of to justify a bad stop, but legally they aren't allowed just to yank people aside and pat them down just for kicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 01, 2017 01:55 PM (NWiLs)

369 Posted by: x at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (nFwvY)

I agree. I also agree there are too many law enforcement officers being killed. A vicious loop.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 01, 2017 01:56 PM (Xrson)

370 Looks like tax cuts are going the way of Obama care but we are going to get a huge omnibus spending bill, DACA amnesty, and gun control bill out by the end of the year.

Send more money so we can keep up the good work...oh and democrats are bad.

Posted by: GOPe at December 01, 2017 01:57 PM (3BFzK)

371

I'd love to change the world but I don't know what to do
So I'll kneel right down in poooooooooo

Posted by: Ten Years After Colin at December 01, 2017 01:58 PM (IqV8l)

372 They have to have reasonable articulable suspicion of involvement of a crime. Now, as a practical matter they'll make up any after-the-fact bullshit they can think of to justify a bad stop, but legally they aren't allowed just to yank people aside and pat them down just for kicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 01, 2017 01:55 PM (NWiLs)

I believe the test for a no- warrant pat down was something like a reasonable suspicion that the person has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a crime and has a reasonable belief that the person may be armed which is, er... I mean, c'mon haha.

"reasonable belief" is super nebulous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

373 326 This Sen Warner is one major prick ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2017 01:47 PM (5y11N)
-----------------------
Why, yes. Yes, he is.

And he's absolutely desperate to be noticed.
Kaine and McSleaziffe have been getting all the attention the last couple of years and Warner has a sad.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2017 01:59 PM (0jtPF)

374 But selling loosies shouldn't bring a death sentence.

Wrestling with the police while asthmatic may be hazardous to your health.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2017 01:59 PM (FhXTo)

375 I'm mixed race. I've never been tempted to be bigoted towards asians. Their only significant contributions to culture have been wonton soup and sushi. If NK is ever brought to justice, I want to see Gallagher execute the sentence upon Kim Jong's head.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2017 02:00 PM (/qEW2)

376 I havent bought or looked at SI since I was 16. Their only claim to fame is the Swimsuit edition and in this age, they are deader than playboy.

Posted by: California Red at December 01, 2017 02:01 PM (AzsM3)

377 insomniac, sure, and it shouldn't happen , but their is an expectation from certain neighborhoods of conduct unbecoming to social norms. (i lived there)

the deal is is anyone can be caught up in that round up.

it's like no go zones, there is an expectation of What is occurring there.
and behavior .. and that is people of every persuasion committing crime and they are pretty much treated the same.

how that changes i have no idea!@

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 02:01 PM (1ZkQk)

378 Can't stop the virtue-signal, Mal.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Universe at December 01, 2017 02:02 PM (rznWS)

379 374 But selling loosies shouldn't bring a death sentence.

Wrestling with the police while asthmatic may be hazardous to your health.
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2017 01:59 PM (FhXTo)

If you make something a crime, you're authorizing the state to use of force to enforce the law against the crime.

Sometimes people will die.

Personally, I think it's beyond absurd that selling a loosie is a crime. But it is. Because, taxes.

So if the leftists who hate smokers, but love their cigarette tax revenues, are going to make that a crime, then they are authorizing the cops to use force to arrest someone for committing that crime, and they should own it when people die during an arrest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 02:02 PM (wmaTe)

380 Dave as i said, i expect officers to use their training and skills to do better.

look i have a beloved cop in my family and know what they are up against.
i blame media. ad the stupid laws written for such a stupid and horrible thing.

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 02:02 PM (1ZkQk)

381 Anyone mention DA Abelove and Edson Thevenin case?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 01, 2017 02:03 PM (gYDjB)

382 there is an expectation*

Posted by: willow at December 01, 2017 02:03 PM (1ZkQk)

383 what does collusion mean in this context?

It is not abnormal or unusual or even close to illegal for the president elect (or even a candidate) to reach out to foreign leaders.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2017 01:54 PM (wmaTe)

Oh I agree with you. But the way you put it will sound like a smoking gun to all the imbeciles.....who seem to make up the majority pf people these days....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2017 02:04 PM (7uYFy)

384 The sport is no longer football. It is hunting YT.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 01, 2017 02:05 PM (id1J9)

385 94 What's the name of the NFL player who raised millions for hurricane victims?
That guy would have been a better pick.

=======
Not enough hatin' on whitey.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 01, 2017 02:20 PM (IlfNy)

386
Get Woke, Go Broke

=========
Brilliant and pithy (no, I'm not lisping) !
Precede it with the NFL logo and you've got a
nifty bumper sticker. Of course their lawyers will come down on you like a ton of bricks, but then they need to do something to fill in the time between handing out wrist slaps to their sociopath players.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 01, 2017 02:27 PM (IlfNy)

387 SI is certainly illustrating themselves well.

Posted by: geoffb at December 01, 2017 02:30 PM (zOpu5)

388 Didn't we used to bestow awards on people for changing things for the better -- not just for "changing things"?

Please illustrate how causing confusion, rage, dissension, and animus at a weekly entertainment venue over specious allegations is -- in any way -- an improvement over what we had before this 3rd-stringer began to kneel during the anthem.

Posted by: red speck at December 01, 2017 03:38 PM (6Krd7)

389 One thing no one can ever call Kaep: "Champ"

Posted by: Regular joe at December 01, 2017 04:15 PM (7PllL)

390 Well, they gave Woman of the Year to a non woman so at least they are consistent.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 01, 2017 05:27 PM (xeeHA)

391 Folks, I'm looking at Colin, and I can't help but think that he looks Semitic or Arab or Middle-Eastern, but not black ( negroid by race ).

The frizzy black hair...I'm German/Austrian/Scottish..and I have that kind of hair, just blonde.

That nose of Colin's is Semitic. I'd love to see him take a real DNA test.

Oh, Arabs are Caucasians, for those who were unaware, as are Jews.

Posted by: True the Note at December 01, 2017 05:50 PM (HLTe8)

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