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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
If another male chimp tries to kiss me I throw poo at him. Maybe those bonobos in the next cage do that shit, but not us! New study finds straight men in 'bromances' often kiss and cuddle
A new study, published in Sex Roles: A Journal of Research, asked a series of in-depth questions to 30 British undergraduate sport students to try and discover what straight men really get up to with their best friends. The results were surprising, and suggested that when behind closed doors, heterosexual men don't let masculinity get in the way of forming close bonds.Really? Because behind closed doors the men I know are pretty much the same as when the doors are open, except that they fart more and curse a bit more and say things like, "Wow...what a rack on that waitress!"
Even more interestingly, all but one of the men asked said that they regularly engaged in "non-sexual physical intimacy," such as kissing, cuddling, and spooning with their best friend.
Yeah...that's called "being gay." In fact it's sort of the definition of being gay, having a romantic connection with a member of the same sex. And kissing and cuddling and spooning is a pretty basic signal of a romantic connection. But let's back up a bit and look at the massive study that they use to bolster their bullshit normalization of homosexual behavior. It has 30 subjects. And it was a written survey. For all we know it was from a single class, and a bunch of dudes got together and decided to screw with the idiotic research associate who asked them to do a survey on their "bromances." Or maybe this is actually the way British men act, which would explain a lot. And let us not forget where it was published:
"Sex Roles: A Journal of Research" is an interdisciplinary behavioral science journal offering a feminist perspective. It publishes original research reports and review articles that illuminate the underlying processes and consequences of gender role socialization, gendered perceptions and behaviors, and gender stereotypes.
Well that makes it much better. I always take more seriously the suggestion that I am gay when it comes from a feminist perspective. But I am open to the suggestion that "bromances" are real. So here's some homework for all of the men in the audience. Go cuddle and spoon and kiss (non-sexually of course) with your best man friend. Then tell us how it went. In fact, I'll bet that just imagining it will be a fairly good test of the theory. I'll take the responses in the comments.
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— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 29, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 11:26 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:27 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:27 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:28 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 11:28 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:27 AM (ty7RM)
Her timing is perfect. I just saw he went to the hospital and the latest is he also will not seek reelection in 2018.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:28 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 30, 2017 11:29 AM (72PAC)
Her timing is perfect. I just saw he went to the hospital and the latest is he also will not seek reelection in 2018.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:28 AM (mbhDw)
Profiles in Courage she is not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:29 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: broblow at November 30, 2017 11:29 AM (/lb39)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: NCKate at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (PSxRd)
The sample group of males was randomly selected from studio audiences for Glee and J. Crew Messenger Bag owners.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Euro at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (VCK0R)
Posted by: The 12-year-old Boy Tied Up In Jon Stewart's Closet at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (oVJmc)
Waiting for my upholsterers to pick up the chairs again. The good news is they did a beautiful job of workmanship. The bad news is they used the wrong side of the fabric.
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (mbhDw)
Yeah, I call BS on that study.
What they're trying to do is *normalize* kissing and cuddling because: end toxic masculinity NOW. Dear feminists, you don't get to define what is normal behavior between men.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (W+vEI)
And Tom Cotton will go to State.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (398bZ)
His seat will get back-filled w/another racist, socialist, collectivist. But, at least that particular racist, socialist, collectivist will leave in disgrace.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (ZRC8N)
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WOOOP WOOOP WOOOP!!!!
ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!
BULLSHIT IN CLOSE PROXIMATION
WOOOP WOOOP WOOOP!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
WOOOP WOOOP WOOOP!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (EyPfd)
You're gay.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (6bmev)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Well, there's icons and there's Icon
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (8ikIW)
But he's cool, so I'm not too worried about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (398bZ)
No to CIA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The 12-year-old Boy Tied Up In Jon Stewart's Closet at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (oVJmc)
^^^^^^^This. This is why I come here.^^^^^
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (ty7RM)
And Tom Cotton will go to State.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (398bZ)
That is a good move, despite State being so utterly Communist for at least the past 80 years.
Tillerson's latest was not shuttering the PLO office in DC. If it wasn't him, then he agreed to it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (398bZ)
I agree. Wasn't there are story a few months back about Trump asking an antsy-to-resign Tillerson to stay til the end of the year? It's hard to tell with all the fake news, but I'm pretty sure it was out there....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (72PAC)
Leave it to a Brit to slip a little banger into your hand when least expected.
Posted by: George Costanza at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (hcyUh)
Unless they are Democrats. From states with Republican governors who can appoint replacements. Sheesh.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (jHrzU)
Gee, only gay men showed up, except one straight guy that said "damn, I shoulda demanded more money"
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (3myMJ)
And slip your dick in his ass. Non sexually, of course.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (6bmev)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (mbhDw)
yeah but a move like that comes from the White House. I don't like Tillerson, but that was from higher up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (5y11N)
Straight men in private - Talking about women's bodies.
Straight men with friends in public - Talking about women's bodies.
Straight men with friends in private - Talking about women's bodies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (hJ+K2)
Posted by: The other Bro, in the 'mance at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (Xrson)
I suppose the Pervnado is why JayZ is now talking about why he cheated on OMGQUEEN4EVA Beyonce?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (mbhDw)
I used a guy in the Bronx on Willis Ave. He was absolutely fantastic. A real craftsman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: A Viking at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Abiss at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:32 AM (mbhDw)
yeah but a move like that comes from the White House. I don't like Tillerson, but that was from higher up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (5y11N)
Yup, you are correct. Trump sometimes tantalizes with great words but falls short. Like in this instance. Considering what's going on in Saudi Arabia and the situation with Iran and Syria, it seemed like a no-brainer.
Again, I smell Jared and Ivanka.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Penfold at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (VAlay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHdxx101YxU
Go cuddle and spoon and kiss (non-sexually of course) with your best man friend. Then tell us how it went. In fact, I'll bet that just imagining it will be a fairly good test of the theory.
I'll take the responses in the comments.
No, I like keeping the teeth I still have.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jan Michael-Vincent at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (zmvwV)
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**shakes magic 8 Ball*
ONE
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:27 AM (ty7RM)
Quisling Ryan just said he should go too. How racist of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (493sH)
Mike Barnacle was bemoaning the fact that "permissiveness" has caused all the sexual harassment and pervy crap in the media and Hollywood.
Hey, Mike. It's what you Progs crow about all the time. No judging, any lifestyle is okay, call yourself whatever gender or non-gender you please, etc. Don't judge and be all hatey.
And you, a Progressive, are surprised?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (IqV8l)
Yeah any society/country that features male on male anal sex as part of "hazing" at public (private) school is automatically DQ'd from any conversations about what is/isn't straight.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (ty7RM)
According to Ace, it's the 6th one that gets you your Merit Badge.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (YdCt8)
http://bit.ly/2kbZOl4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:30 AM (mbhDw)
I used a guy in the Bronx on Willis Ave. He was absolutely fantastic. A real craftsman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (wYseH)
My guy is great and he was highly recommended by the cousin. But the wrong side of the fabric? WTF?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (wmaTe)
In the middle of a thread about Bromances...I read this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (zmvwV)
How would my old school, off-the-boat grandparents have responded to whatever situation is before me?
The sexual mores being foisted upon us with lies and malice would have appalled them.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Cicero
If 14 shots doesn't get the flavor out of my mouth, 15 ain't gonna do it.
Just the punch line
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (8ikIW)
Any of you homo's touch my stuff..... Ill kill you.
Any of you homo's go cuddle and spoon and kiss me......Ill kill you.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (y8m+O)
First line of the bro code. So if these guys said "no homo" when they were pounding each other in the bum, it's all good.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (zmvwV)
Didn't you get the memo? We're all gay now.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (eO5CB)
Posted by: Just the Snake Bite Punchline at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (YdCt8)
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MegaWeinsteins, or milliWenisteins?
See? This why we have a system, dammit.
Posted by: Système international at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (y3sT9)
And it reminds me of this film, "The History Boys." Lads gonna fool around while at prep school, doncha know?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464049/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (zmvwV)
Little Paulie held up a wet finger in the wind last night?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (r9UYA)
Just sayin.
Posted by: Jan Michael-Vincent at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (iys0/)
Sounds far inferior to a Seawolf.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (72PAC)
My gay friend just texted me to say, "that's gay as shit."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (wmaTe)
Barry O: Sounds like a gay old time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (493sH)
Well...certainly no agenda there.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (O5Q3r)
people who pays a lot of state and property tax, and has 3 kids. The AMT
people will all be happy, though!
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Idlepundit at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (tdVTp)
First line of the bro code. So if these guys said "no homo" when they were pounding each other in the bum, it's all good.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:37 AM (KUaJL)
Someone's trying to sneak in the back door, I would presumably say "No, Homo!" as well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2017 11:38 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (7HtZB)
It's like the Saddam Hussein regime all over again.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (wmaTe)
After a few pints.
I'ma be puttin' my money on this as the most likely scenario. And you just know those guys are laughing their asses off every time they think about that now that it got published and taken seriously by the bints.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (ty7RM)
The sexual mores being foisted upon us with lies and malice would have appalled them.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma
Bet it would have gotten a few asses kicked.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (6bmev)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (hUqh+)
all the sexual harassment and pervy crap in the media and Hollywood.
So it's finally dawning on some of them that this mess is entirely their fault for intentionally destroying traditional morals and courting norms.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
Theres another phrase for a fuckhead Brit spooning a pajama boy besides being ghey: the I gave up on ever being able sleep with a girl because I act like a beta fag so I actually BECAME a fag
Posted by: Slappypants Fogbottom at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (uXEPm)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (eAZVt)
The sexual mores being foisted upon us with lies and malice would have appalled them.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (oQQwD)
The real difference is that grandma and grandpa had lots of sex...they just didn't talk about it or do it in public.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Shep! at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (B5l1C)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (zmvwV)
What if you are only the "catcher"
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Barry O at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (6bmev)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
Well, that's a novel theory.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (wmaTe)
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"Icon", "habitual offender", tomayto, tomahto.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)
I can't tell.
It refuses to load unless I try off my ad-blocker
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (EyPfd)
Note to Brits. Heterosexuality...you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (hUqh+)
Dentistry, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (HgMAr)
He's gay.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (QQ+il)
Hell, we live on opposite sides of the country and weren't even friends in school.
So I call bullshit on that British study.
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (1nU9A)
It refuses to load unless I try off my ad-blocker
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (EyPfd)
well the pictures accompanying the story suggest to me to that it is satire.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (Xrson)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
Has this friend ever used a urinal?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (5uae2)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (eAZVt)
Henry Higgins: Why can't the English speak English?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (wmaTe)
Nope.
But it is too ridiculous and too tempting.
Please don't ruin the mood.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (KUaJL)
More than two shakes and .... you're gay.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (wmaTe)
Probably the same SOB that pisses all over the toilet seat
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (8ikIW)
In other words, touch a dick--even your own--and you're a queer.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
He's gay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Al Frankenlauer at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (VAlay)
Posted by: Connor at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (MWrQH)
Posted by: Pvt. Francis "Psycho" Sawyer at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (6bmev)
Point at what you want dead.
Posted by: Mario - Not Just a Plumber Anymore at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (72PAC)
But it is too ridiculous and too tempting.
Please don't ruin the mood.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (wYseH)
Sorry, Dildo, I shall go with the flow.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (wmaTe)
Dude must have had a hard time taking a piss.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (Xrson)
http://bit.ly/2kbZOl4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)
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Don't miss the "Baltimore Rising" *cough* documentary on HBO if you get the chance.
It's sad, comical, depressing, and wonderful all at once.
The poor folks are convinced that it's someone else's responsibility, and that the next 50 years of insisting the same people take better care of them will turn out differently.
One of the worst parts was seeing pictures of kids, moms, and dads of Baltimore in the early '60s.
Yay, they fixed it!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
Has this friend ever used a urinal?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (KUaJL)
Depends
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
all the sexual harassment and pervy crap in the media and Hollywood.
So it's finally dawning on some of them that this mess is entirely their fault for intentionally destroying traditional morals and courting norms.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
Never underestimate the power of your average liberal or Democrat voter to totally miss the effects of their own voting patterns. I have an uncle who is a lifelong Democrat, a JFK fanboy, say to me after a trip to a shopping mall, "Where did all these FOREIGNERS come from?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (7uYFy)
He went on to say , True Fact. It's only NOT Gay if you let me watch."
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (YdCt8)
They're trying so damn hard to say being a gay dude is just no big deal. I mean, it's like, not even a thing. Everyone has fun time with the butt touches, dontcha know? You're not special. EVERYONE's gay! Hooray!!!
... Shouldn't that piss off any proud gay dude?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (hcyUh)
He's gay.
Yep, homo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (39g3+)
He's gay.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (QQ+il)
So...your right hand is gay, but the left is completely hetero, amirite?
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (1nU9A)
I think 'Friendship" ends before the spooning and swallowing stage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (EyPfd)
Someone with gravitas would be needed if Tillerson leaves, the kind able to continue the slow process of imposing change over the dominant mindset there. Not sure Haley has it, Cotton doesn't have it, Pompeo, meh, he's got a similar task at Langley but seems less avid to get it done judging by what I hear.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (OkKDg)
It's like the Saddam Hussein regime all over again.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (2Mnv1)
Last night I started to watch the Rapefeller Center Christmas show, but then I got skeeved out when I saw Hoda, Savannah and Roker were hosting it. All I could think about was their buddy Lauer's rape room.
Posted by: stace at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (6HFDU)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (KUaJL)
Depends
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
I got the solution for that dilemma right here.
Posted by: Johnny "Hands-on-hips" Kasich at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (MnkFD)
Speaking of bullshit...
Isn't there a website out there that will automatically generate senseless stuff like that for you?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
Yup, this. Everything else is bullshit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (aMlLZ)
Is this what you tell your Bros when you snuggle up and spoon them?
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (7uYFy)
I know someone of a similar description who gets all pissy about being politically correct and yells at me for telling him he can't use (mild) racial slurs in public.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: geoffb at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (zOpu5)
What if you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (39g3+)
A: Their dicks taste like poo.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (hUqh+)
Posted by: stace
That none of them knew nothing about
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: fastfreefall at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (SS+o/)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (r9UYA)
We're in the end times.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (MnkFD)
In other words, touch a dick--even your own--and you're a queer.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
He's gay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (ZRC8N)
It's actually funny, but he's like the last guy who I would think is gay. He was coming from a macho perspective that if a guy wanted to get off---that's what girlfriends were for....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (1nU9A)
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Only if you are ambisextrous.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (giT7q)
In the old days, Left Hand was "Gettin' some strange'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Bilwis, Sommelier of Liberal Tears at November 30, 2017 11:46 AM (tMFgx)
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (HgMAr)
And will soon resign due to 'health' concerns...
/spit
Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 11:46 AM (NgKpN)
So if you buy one of those sex robots, just know "she" is really thinking about your laptop while you bang her.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 11:46 AM (/aIFg)
Not going into details but the Researcher's therapist will be buying a new Range Rover soon.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at November 30, 2017 11:46 AM (16OL0)
In other words, touch a dick--even your own--and you're a queer.<<<
I know some guys who swear that all guys who allow a doctor to perform a prostate exam are gay.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2017 11:46 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
In that case, they got a name for people like Zod. That name is called 'recidivism.' Re-peet o-fender. It's not a very pretty name.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Cause right now it looks like both Dims and Gope are trying to throw the election.
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (hJ+K2)
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (1nU9A)
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Only if you are ambisextrous.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM
Well played.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bilwis, Sommelier of Liberal Tears at November 30, 2017 11:46 AM (tMFgx)
I get a kick out of the British sense of humor. Hard to tell when they're being serious and when they're not. I like that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
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I bet you jumped out of a perfectly good airplane to get away from him.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (hUqh+)
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Because they have Elton John's c*ck in their mouth.
Posted by: Zombie George Michael at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (MnkFD)
...........
No thanks, I like my teeth where they are.
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (HgMAr)
How about, "no."
Further evidence that most of the real men in England went to America and Australia. I think a couple snuck into Canada now and again through history (probably to wrestle bears for fun and profit), but Canada is also looking quite English in its post-masculine ways lately.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (DNlQe)
Posted by: Dis Raeli at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (ox1XP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (YqDXo)
1) Conyors wife telling reporters to go to White People's Houses
2) Complaining all of Conyor's accusers are White
Good stuff ha, but then again remember Black People can't be racist, the nfl says so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (5y11N)
Another part of the classic story, right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Diogenes
Plane better have been crashing.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:48 AM (6bmev)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:48 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 11:48 AM (O5Q3r)
I'm sure there's a good explanation for that one....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:48 AM (7uYFy)
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I think they're realizing that the problem with their whole "raising awareness" thing is that people are now aware that only 1-2 people out of every hundred is (or once was) The Gay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:48 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2017 11:48 AM (5uae2)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
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I bet you jumped out of a perfectly good airplane to get away from him.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:47 AM
What else is a perfectly good airplane for except jumping?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: fastfreefall at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (SS+o/)
Huddling for warmth in a survival situation is just a tad bit different from snuggling up in the comfort of your own home.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
It refuses to load unless I try off my ad-blocker
Yep, that happens here too.
Oh well, I didn't want to waste time there anyway.
F'em.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM (zmvwV)
Dude must have had a hard time taking a piss."
He stays straight by letting his bro hold it for him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (YdCt
I think your gingham apron scared away the deer.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: The Stranger at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (QQ+il)
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I think liberals think that the only reason normal people aren't into all the stuff they are into is because they have been raised to believe wrongthink. It's inconceivable to the liberal that other people might have other tastes and preferences than they do.
So, liberals think that if they publish something saying that most people actually have whatever preference the liberal is pushing, even if this is false, the liberal thinks that this will magically change the society. People by the mere virtue of reading it, will be unshackled from wrongthink and will embrace whatever the liberal wants them to believe.
It's like thinking that if you publish an article saying "Studies show that 90% of families celebrating Thanksgiving prefer the taste of Tofurky to murdered turkey corpses", then that mere statement will prevail, as if people had no ingrained tastes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Beaer at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (/qEW2)
"And then prince Charles started wearing all of Diana's dresses"
Posted by: Euro at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (0UUAc)
Right up until someone gets wood.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (YdCt8)
And in the end, it shouldn't leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.
Nor anal leakage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege
Oh yes Monica, and you did time in the Big House because your black. Not because you are morally bankrupt, a thief, liar, and all around crook.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
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Not in the depths of winter if you have no heat because eco-home. Gay is the new Green.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (giT7q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:45 A
Does that hand have a two carat diamond ring on it?
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (1nU9A)
Note the assumption here, unspoken: you really want to but have been holding back because you think nobody does that.
Except every guy ever since the beginning of time knows how guys act together when they are apart from women. And we all know no straight normal guy in the history of mankind has ever wanted to cuddle with another guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (39g3+)
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In my class, it was a woman from Maine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 11:51 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 11:51 AM (tRaq7)
Right up until someone gets wood.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM
Exactly. Don't be last to wake up.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:51 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:45"
Never let your hand go to sleep on its own, because then it will be up all night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (k1TUh)
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Neal: See that Bears game last week?
Del: Yeah. Hell of a game. Hell of a game.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (IqV8l)
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In my class, it was a woman from Maine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 11:51 AM (MnkFD)
She was the biggest and most hirsuit? Yikes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (rnAwa)
...right up the ol' comments, huh? Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (y87Qq)
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Relax. Just checking for loose change.
And polyps.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (MnkFD)
Right up until someone gets wood.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM
That's the guy who goes right to the top of tonight's menu selections.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 11:53 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:53 AM (1nU9A)
I have close male friends--mainly my old Army buddies--who would drop whatever they were doing and take the next plane out if I was in serious trouble, if I needed them. We sometimes hug when we meet if we haven't seen each other in several years. These are guys I would fight and die for, and who would fight and die for me.
That 'kissing and cuddling' shit just wouldn't fly. I don't think the researchers understand male bonding in the slightest.
Posted by: troyriser at November 30, 2017 11:53 AM (raGQi)
Oh no wait.
That's complete horseshit.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2017 11:53 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: stace
That none of them knew nothing about
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM (8ikIW)
I was reading the comments at the Variety article, and a woman who works at NBC said *everyone* knew about Lauer, from the highest exec to the lowliest PA. She said she felt nauseated watching Savannah Guthrie pretending not to know anything about her "dear friend" Matt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (ZRC8N)
Maybe not Prince William.
Kate keeps turning up pregnant all the time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (O5Q3r)
It pisses me off. It's fine to include a gay character, but I'm not going to be forced to watch the ass-sucking. When they include kissing, two men in bed, etc, I turn the shit off.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)
.............
Unless you do it in front of a female applicant at a job interview.
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (HgMAr)
Can somebody please go and tattoo that sentence on those fake imbecile "researchers" foreheads?
Backwards, so they can read it in the mirror every day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (tRaq7)
189 Huddling for warmth in a survival situation is just a tad bit different from snuggling up in the comfort of your own home.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 11:49 AM
LOL. Or is it? Invariably the conversation would go to "carl, if i pop a woody while scooted up against your oh so warm backside, does that make me gay?"
Posted by: fastfreefall at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (SS+o/)
Except in that film it was this lefty social statement about how the rich and powerful were all awful aliens using the working class (THATCHER AND REAGAN!!!!). In reality, its the rich and powerful left in entertainment, politics, and news media who are the freaks and gropers, molesters, harassers, and rapists. And they're everywhere.
And some people, you still have to beat their ass for 10 minutes in an alleyway before they'll put on the sunglasses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: geoffb at November 30, 2017 11:45 AM
Yea as much as a POS Conyers is, the replacement will be worse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (VAlay)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (O5Q3r)
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*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (y8m+O)
Hey! My eyes are up here.
Posted by: T. Woods at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (O5Q3r)
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That's the Black rather than the Asian part.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (giT7q)
Posted by: Connor at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (MWrQH)
What about 7.5 deciweinsteins? Or 1.5 semiweinsteins?
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (DNlQe)
Kate keeps turning up pregnant all the time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
She's going to change her name to Kate Duggar at this rate.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (6bmev)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (EyPfd)
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They have a Spanish pool boy.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (hUqh+)
Lots of male kissing on TV these days, for example: Million Dollar Listing.
Someone told me Star Trek Discovery has it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: George Costanza at November 30, 2017 11:56 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Beaer at November 30, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
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Walking Dead had it.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:56 AM (8XRCm)
My working assumption is that any cute news chick on NBC/MSNBC played ball.
C'mon, Katy Tur is dumb as a post. There has to have been at least 20 capable women journalists in the pool, but she got picked to move up.
Because if Lauer used his power to veto advancement unless a woman played ball, you can bet there were other guys at NBC/MSNBC who did too. And he had a veto over Savannah getting the big chair out of the White House pool, IYKWIM
And the wowan who gave quid pro quo are just as guilty. Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 11:56 AM (cAXIk)
Well, British, so yeah.
Posted by: Jaws at November 30, 2017 11:56 AM (oOw3I)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
Watching Tiger Woods warm up on the driving range prior to his comeback. He is huge.
They said he was hung.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (IqV8l)
I can't wait for technology to get to the point that we can time travel. I'm going back to the 80's.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (Enq6K)
Maybe not Prince William.
Kate keeps turning up pregnant all the time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (EyPfd)
The Paolo: The Paolo, how you say, has been on that side of the pond a few times
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Vito C at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (giT7q)
This guy has always been lucky. Imagine if it was the other way around?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (zRZaJ)
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It's probably a safe bet to assume that 1/4 of the entire gay population is employed in/by reality television shows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (EyPfd)
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They have a Spanish pool boy.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM
Apparently Paolo has a passport and knows how to use it.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (0tfLf)
I forget. How many dicks do you have to suck before you're officially gay?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (zmvwV)
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**shakes magic 8 Ball*
ONE
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
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Unless of course it's your own, then you are just flexible.
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (yOqwj)
They said he was hung.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (IqV8l)
That's well-documented.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (y8m+O)
No, because every last straight man secretly wants to cuddle with other men, obviously, so absence of complaints is confirmation, QED.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (y87Qq)
So if you buy one of those sex robots, just know "she" is really thinking about your laptop while you bang her.
Your slide rule
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (yOqwj)
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Heh.
And single.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fastfreefall at November 30, 2017 11:54 AM (SS+o/)
There's nothing you can do about the morning wood. It's what you do with it that is the determining factor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
British undergraduate sport students to try and discover what straight men really get up to with their best friends.
What the hell is "get up to" anyway?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
If you enter, uninvited, another person's house and take their stuff, you're a thief, right?
If you act all gay, you're not gay? Because...
Posted by: OregonGuy at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (6RMLD)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (/qEW2)
Someone told me Star Trek Discovery has it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Barry O: All of the movies I watch have it and more!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (493sH)
My guess is they are either made up of women, or pajama boy cocoa sipping onesie wearers contemplating what jumper best matches their faux-masculine beard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (39g3+)
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I think reproduction is pretty much off the table for this bunch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Beaer at November 30, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)
You're telling me now!!?
Posted by: rifraf at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (RiEBD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (yOqwj)
I don't know. If you are a man capable pf sucking your own--and you actually do it---then you ARE queer.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (7uYFy)
Your slide rule
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2017 11:58 AM (pNxlR)
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abacus
Abacus
ABACUS!!!
Posted by: Sexbot 3000DD Model at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Right up until someone gets wood.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 11:50 AM (YdCt
...........
Tune in next week for our new show: Naked and Afraid - All Men
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (HgMAr)
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But you're saying "she" will still allow said banging, though?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (/qEW2)
Iowahawk used to post on occasion too.
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 12:00 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:57 AM (y8m+O)
People who view TV regularly think that the nation is 40% black, and 40% gay. Of course, such people also haven't figured out that that doesn't add up to 100%.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 12:00 PM (YqDXo)
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But you're saying "she" will still allow said banging, though?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (y8m+O)
Which is what really matters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
Laugh all you want at this study: even as we comment some university administrator is using it as a basis for some draconian policy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (ZRC8N)
SERE school in Jan, spooning with the biggest,most hirsuitous teammate was a a life saver.
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In my class, it was a woman from Maine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 11:51 AM (MnkFD)
I went to SERE school during November (Brunswick, ME). I still did not spoon with my E and E partner.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (QQ+il)
First thing that occurred to me as well. He probably does, and if so *hat tip*. I'm sure OM doesn't mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (39g3+)
Because I can. Jealous?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
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Walking Dead had it.
Posted by: fixerupper
They killed him off.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (6bmev)
I've never broken a foot, thank goodness, but I broke my ankle once. On a Friday the 13th, as the ER nurse helpfully pointed out. They put a splint on it and we had to wait several days for the swelling to go down before I could get my boot.
My oldest was 14, and did the only thing she could think of to make her siblings feel better (they all were upset) which was make a chocolate cake. On Sunday morning when they all got back from church, my 8 year old came up to see me and said, Mommy, guess what! Daddy says we can have chocolate cake and bacon for breakfast!
And all I could think of was yikes, I'd better get better soon.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 12:00 PM (YqDXo)
It adds up to 100% when you add the 20% of the population that is Muslim....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (r9UYA)
Laugh all you want at this study: even as we comment some university administrator is using it as a basis for some draconian policy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (BWL+E)
Male on male snuggling will be a mandatory component of freshman orientation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (VAlay)
Talk about ghey, some soccer player recently got tossed from the game for performing an 'oil check' on the opposition. No, I'm not going to tell what it is. He only got a warning the first time, so how bad could it be?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (ajiE5)
"I'm pretty sure my shirt was tucked in when I sat down in the chair...??"
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
So, the first tumor has called in backup? Yeah, I'm going to hell......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (ZRC8N)
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Who writes this shit? Discover what st8 men really get up to? What in the world.
As somewhat of a jock before and during my active duty days - I can utterly say that this study is complete BS unless of course the 30 Brits being studied were gay in the first place and then I have a hard time believing it anyway.
Swapping spit and cuddling... WTF - nope not now, not ever. GTFOH with that nonsense. And what does letting masculinity getting in the way of close bonds mean - uh, look fuckstick there are many of us 'A' Males that are closer to each other than some families and to mess with one is to mess with all. Take you nonsense and move on. Ugh.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (lwKRt)
And all I could think of was yikes, I'd better get better soon.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (UoSKV)
Daddy is awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sure there's a good explanation for that one...."
I like laughing at their teeny penises.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (DtkNY)
I've never broken a foot, thank goodness, but I broke my ankle once.
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Well...bluebell...thats what you get for wearing stiletto heels around the kitchen.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
Matthews, a former college teammate of Kaepernicks at Nevada, will take part in the NFLs My Cause, My Cleats campaign by donning a pair of spikes with the former San Francisco 49ers stars name and likeness, he announced Wednesday on Instagram.
But But But the memorial patches for the Dallas Cops was a no go? Keep Digging NFL...My G-D they must have a suicide wish
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: KWDreaming at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (PafTy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
Yeah, its called chuck schumer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (aMlLZ)
"I'm pretty sure my shirt was tucked in when I sat down in the chair...??"
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (YdCt
"And why are my pants on backward?"
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: brak at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (WjCgM)
In spirit of universal friendship, I very much want to, how you say in American, make baby in your mouth.
Posted by: The Russian Under Your Bed at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (YdCt
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Well.... it certainly wasnt when *I* sat down.
~NGU
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
"Ivanka Trump plagiarizes one of her own speeches in India"
http://tinyurl.com/y99449y3
Plagiarized... herself...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Fair enough; that's what I'll be thinking of, too.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (DtkNY)
Get with the program homophobes!!!
Posted by: Zero Population Growth Inc. at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (aT+Bx)
That's awesome! Oddly enough, my doctor told me to stay active and on my foot.
Which is weird, but I cooked the entire Thanksgiving meal for a small crowd and I'm still going strong(ish).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (ZRC8N)
It's only gay if we talk at Girth.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
At the loudness that I laughed, I'll save you a seat.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (6bmev)
I still like that movie, because Rowdy Roddy Piper!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (k1TUh)
That's the bad news. The good news is the second tumor is in favor of tax cuts.
(Move over, Jane. I'm goin' to hell, too.)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (ajiE5)
I'm sure there's a good explanation for that one...."
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There's a hint in the sentence if you'll look for it.
See also: #43
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
Has anyone heard how Hillary's broken toe is coming along?
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Benko at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (DG+GM)
Glioblastoma and Friends, every weekday morning on the CW!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (IcT7t)
I wonder at the ratings of individual acts -- how many mW for installing a door-locking button in your desk vs decorating a ficus.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (aoT/r)
And all I could think of was yikes, I'd better get better soon.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM
Look at it this way. If had made them pancakes and bacon it's essentially the same thing. Flour smothered in sugar with bacon or flour smothered in sugar with bacon. It's a win win either way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (VAlay)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM (DxWUs)
Recondo School at Ft. Bragg had a SERE phase. We did the whole fake POW camp thing. One of my fondest memories is being wired up to a TA 312 field telephone with my feet in a bucket of water, with this instructor using a terrible fake Russian accent and vaguely Eastern Bloc uniform trying to get me to fess up the phony 'intelligence' we had memorized prior to the course. I danced the body electric that day, let me tell you.
That was three decades ago. i was young. It was an awesome experience.
Posted by: troyriser at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (raGQi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
That might explain why he's a yes on the tax bill. It had to be something.
Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (8+Ozj)
I am even annoyed by the "hug" thing with certain guys that's only developed in the last 15 years or so. Plenty of experience with different cultures where the kiss on the cheek thing with mild hug is traditional, and it simply wasn't/isn't an American cultural practice, in general.
Now? A good way to identify the most malleable and eager-to-conform sorts, and it really does track properly that way.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 12:04 PM (398bZ)
Yeah don't hold your breath and anyway i heard it as he would recognize Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel but no mention of a move of the Embassy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (xjiRE)
I think I'll write a study on how normal men are actually semi-queer! *WHACK* owww!!! I'm sorry!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (39g3+)
A former elected official in New England who has requested anonymity
tells Jezebel that Al Franken attempted to give her a "wet, open-mouthed
kiss" onstage at an event in 2006, shortly before he ran for Senate.
The woman says the encounter left her "stunned and incredulous."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Well, it does help with blood circulation and bone rebuilding. I'm sure he doesn't want you to overdo it but it does make sense.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (Enq6K)
_________________
And all the men surveyed were in a gay bar at the time.
Did we forget to mention that?
Posted by: Lefty pollsters trying to push meme that everybody is gay at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
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He really is. And he was spectacularly wonderful about taking care of me. I couldn't drive for over two months, and he would take me grocery shopping at night. He hadn't been grocery shopping since we got married. It would take forever, because he had to go in every aisle and examine everything. "Look at this! Can you believe there are three different companies that make canned yams?!"
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (UoSKV)
A former elected official in New England who has requested anonymity
tells Jezebel that Al Franken attempted to give her a "wet, open-mouthed
kiss" onstage at an event in 2006, shortly before he ran for Senate.
The woman says the encounter left her "stunned and incredulous."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
And violently ill.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
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Walking Dead had it.
Posted by: fixerupper
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Fox' The Exorcist had it. That's why I quit watching.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (vg8iE)
Open homosexuality is killing normal male relationships.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (J70i0)
And all I could think of was yikes, I'd better get better soon.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:01 PM
Look at it this way. If had made them pancakes and bacon it's essentially the same thing. Flour smothered in sugar with bacon or flour smothered in sugar with bacon. It's a win win either way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (VAlay)
Not to mention the mess in the kitchen.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (Enq6K)
Think they still do it? Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (O5Q3r)
I wonder if one is in the Left hemisphere, and one is in the Right hemisphere, and they're constantly battling inside his head to see which one gets to control which why he votes.
Kind like Good Lazarus and Bad Lazarus in that ST:TOS episode.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (Xrson)
My guess is they are either made up of women, or pajama boy cocoa sipping onesie wearers contemplating what jumper best matches their faux-masculine beard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (39g3+)
Definitely. In my world male bonding is clanging our freshly opened beer bottles, firing up a joint, admiring the females, and debating what part of the female body is the living proof of the existence of god. Anything else is pajama boy cock sniffer bullshit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (aMlLZ)
I'm sure there's a good explanation for that one...."
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There's a hint in the sentence if you'll look for it.
See also: #43
I'll be blunt. If I'm watching gorgeous girls getting plowed by guys, the guy better have a bigger dick than me....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (UoSKV)
You married to Bernie Sanders?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (ajiE5)
So, the first tumor has called in backup? Yeah, I'm going to hell......
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Tag team
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 12:08 PM (Xrson)
Stop. Reverse that. Ruined my own joke.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM
Not trying to be a dick. But I lost my best friend a few years back to a glioblastoma tumor a few years back. He was 43 with two kids, a veteran and the best friend anyone could ever ask for. McCain might be a piece of shit but I wouldn't wish that on anyone, I spent days with him in hospice and it's fucking horrible. There's some shit that transcends politics to me and that's one of them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (VAlay)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 11:28 AM (mbhDw)
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What's he in for? Maybe abrasions on his Old Man Balls from dragging them around his chambers on Capitol Hil.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (aoT/r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
That might explain why he's a yes on the tax bill. It had to be something.
Posted by: WisRich
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I was saying this the other day, why couldn't the brain tumor change McCain into some fire breathing right-winger instead?
Good riddance though when he's gone, and what the hell is a guy doing spending his dying days being an asshole to Trump, even going back on promises he made to his voters.
Spend it with your family and let it go.
Just a petty and vindictive little man.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (DtkNY)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Like... with a girl? Eew, gay.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: brak at November 30, 2017 12:03 PM (WjCgM)
..............
Phew. Glad somebody cleared that up for me. So I guess I better buy a nut bra.
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (HgMAr)
The ex-manager of Creedence Clearwater, who somehow wound up owning the rights to all of CCR's great '60s hits, tried to sue singer John Fogerty for plagiarizing himself.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (cAXIk)
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Well...bluebell...thats what you get for wearing stiletto heels around the kitchen.
Posted by: fixerupper
Just the heels?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (6bmev)
rebuilding. I'm sure he doesn't want you to overdo it but it does make
sense.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (Enq6K)
Well, I've been on it continuously since I got the aircast a couple of days after the break. I've even got the whole house decorated for Christmas, except for the tree.
However, when he told me his own break (the same bone) never healed....it gave me pause. He's young, too (and hawt).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (ZRC8N)
But, because it's a slow day at the office:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ1vAYjylc8
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (p+Wdc)
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Once I got the cast, mine did too. It did help a lot to ice it if it hurt, though. Did he tell you to do that?
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (Enq6K)
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I'm middle aged. If I haven't seen a good male friend or relative for a few years I'll sometimes pull him in for a hug with the handshake. Never younger relatives, though, only my age or older.
I'm hugging my elderly male relatives more these days, too. I know why that is, though. I don't think I'll have my dad or uncles for much more than five or so years, so I'm by-God making the most of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (EyPfd)
McCain saying he WILL support the tax bill.
Phew!
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 10:52 AM (Enq6K)
Must be the new tumor. Too soon?
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 10:53 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Savage at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (1Bq3G)
the whole fake POW camp thing. One of my fondest memories is being
wired up to a TA 312 field telephone with my feet in a bucket of water,
with this instructor using a terrible fake Russian accent and vaguely
Eastern Bloc uniform trying to get me to fess up the phony
'intelligence' we had memorized prior to the course. I danced the body
electric that day, let me tell you.
That was three decades ago. i was young. It was an awesome experience.
Posted by: troyriser at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (raGQi)
Wiring somebody to a TA-312 as a "torture"? We Marines called that "hijinx", like E-Tool Quals, and the never ending quests for such valuable items like grid squares, frequency lube, the PRC-E7 authorization code and a fresh role of flight line.
But the bad accents and the rest? Yes, SERE was such an awesome experience.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (DxWUs)
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Well...bluebell...thats what you get for wearing stiletto heels around the kitchen.
Posted by: fixerupper
Just the heels?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (6bmev)
That's hawt. Just don't cook bacon at the same time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
And still competent to serve as Senator. That's how awesome he is.
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Or... He says he'll vote for the tax bill but removes himself from the Senate for health reasons before the vote, thereby thwarting the bill.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
lol, damn...........lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (1ISKN)
Yeah don't hold your breath and anyway i heard it as he would recognize Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel but no mention of a move of the Embassy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:06 PM (5y11N)
I've moved embassies before, and it is hella hard. And that was within the same city-just a newer, more secure location. Moving the Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem will be a massive undertaking because first, they have to identify a building/area large enough to accommodate the staff, which is large, and can be made secure. There is not a lot of open space in Jerusalem, and making anything secure there is...challenging.
I don't want to rain on the parade, because I would love to see Jersualem recognized as the capital, and for the Embassy to be reestablished there. But it won't happen in a day or two. The moves I mentioned above took six months to plan, not counting the identification and building of the new chancery, and two months to accomplish after the new chancery was completed. So it will take a long time to get this done.
Also add in that Trump is going against career State officers, who, by and large, are anti-Israel, and it is an uphill battle.
Posted by: moki at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
STD is a dumpster fire. I listen to the Midnight's Edge guys to hear about its latest awfulness. I refuse to accept it as any part of Star Trek.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (KvWlw)
Cabelas is starting a sale on Pietta 1858 cap and ball revolvers for $180.00 I think it runs through December 6. Not sure if the sale is for the 8 inch or 5.5 inch barrel version. I have a couple of the 8 inch versions and they are well made and surprisingly accurate. If you have an interest in black powder revolvers, this is a good way to begin. Just FYI.
Posted by: JTB at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (V+03K)
All of which are synonymous of course.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: My Full Bladder After Eating Aspargus at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
At the loudness that I laughed, I'll save you a seat.
I'll be the one holding the door open for you both.
Damn that was funny, Jane D'oh.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2017 12:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 30, 2017 12:13 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: An Observation at November 30, 2017 12:13 PM (BAjPF)
Posted by: JTB at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (V+03K)
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Yup. Just don"t load em too hot because brass receivers.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:13 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: My Full Bladder After Eating Aspargus at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
Yes. After he dies.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:13 PM (7uYFy)
Del: Yeah. Hell of a game. Hell of a game.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 11:52 AM (cAXIk)
Watched that again just last week. Love that movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2017 12:13 PM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (qZdIZ)
We were watching an episode of 'The Crown' the other night. Prince Philip was trying to teach Charles to fish. Charles was 'ickying' over the worm he had to put on the hook.
Philip yells over to Queen Elizabeth, "Our children are all switched around. Ann is a tomboy and Charles is such a girl." I LOL'd!
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: moki at November 30, 2017 12:11 PM (V+V4
Yup I don't buy anything is gonna happen soon either for all the reasons you mentioned and more.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (5y11N)
I knew a guy whom who went through the process of ordination with me-a brilliant, funny caring man. He was dead by age 47 with that. When I i would see him at our annual meeting he would look worse and worse. He lasted two years. It was miserable for he and his family. I wouldn't wish that suffering on anyone
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (IcT7t)
The people in district know I can deliver the free shit. They love me and and redistricting ain't til 2020 and I ain't goin' no place.
*drags old man balls back into office and closes door*
Posted by: Hon. John Conyers, Icon, Ebony Sex God at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (aoT/r)
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (KvWlw)
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Meanwhile, back at leftist ranch . . .
This HuffPo reporter shares the love about moderate Crash McCain.
http://bit.ly/2AhgD3Z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Probably, even though it should be face down in Panama with a kazoo stuck in his ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: My Full Bladder After Eating Aspargus at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
If he votes yes on tax cuts, I'd say yes to the tumors .
I know, much to soon. I denounce myself. Save a seat for me Jane D'oh.
Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2017 12:15 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:15 PM (RpECE)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:15 PM (7uYFy)
""Ivanka Trump plagiarizes one of her own speeches in India"
So...she re-used some of her original material? I fail to see how that's a scandal.
Do we think Hillary Clinton wrote a completely new speech every time she spoke at a university for $300K?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: adc at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (cfg4h)
Posted by: Cosmo Jarvis at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (oR5ks)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:15 PM (7uYFy)
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Done deal.
The rest of the mini mavericks will fall into place.
Your move Chuck Schummer.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (8XRCm)
-You're rescuing him from a burning building or battlefield
-You're restraining him from engaging in physical violence against another person
-A close friend or family member has died
-Your sports team just made a big play or won the game
-A greeting when you haven't seen each other for a period of at least 3 months
These items are listed in order of decreasing acceptable "hug" duration.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (HgMAr)
night. Prince Philip was trying to teach Charles to fish. Charles was
'ickying' over the worm he had to put on the hook.
Philip yells over to Queen Elizabeth, "Our children are all switched
around. Ann is a tomboy and Charles is such a girl." I LOL'd!
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (Enq6K)
I love that show, and I'm already going into withdrawal from Poldark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Joe Pilates at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (XWfIj)
Posted by: adc at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (cfg4h)
I miss the Gorilla Pundit. He had dignity.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (7uYFy)
However, when he told me his own break (the same bone) never healed....it gave me pause. He's young, too (and hawt).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:10 PM (ZRC8N)
Many, many moons ago I had a hot, Scottish gyne...beautiful blue eyes and a Scottish accent.
I had to switch. It was just too much....
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (Enq6K)
Look at Gabby Giffords.
Took one to the head, and didn't hit anything vital.
Apparently, Government service doesn't require a high degree of brain function.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (EyPfd)
They're stupid. It's not plagiarism if it's your own work. It's "duplicated" or "repeated" or a word like that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:07 PM (UoSKV)
You're married to Bernie Sanders?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (kqsXK)
I had to switch. It was just too much....
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (Enq6K)
Oh my.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (ZRC8N)
Philip yells over to Queen Elizabeth, "Our children are all switched around. Ann is a tomboy and Charles is such a girl." I LOL'd!
Posted by: Tami
200 year ago the other son would have smothered Charles with a pillow, and married Diana
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Cosmo Jarvis at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (oR5ks)
............
Only if you don't call it fencing.
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (HgMAr)
How you guys like the taste of our asses so far?
Posted by: George at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (5Xx/W)
I knew a guy whom who went through the process of ordination with me-a brilliant, funny caring man. He was dead by age 47 with that. When I i would see him at our annual meeting he would look worse and worse. He lasted two years. It was miserable for he and his family. I wouldn't wish that suffering on anyone
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM
Yep. Still get choked up about it. We were best man in each others weddings. Room mates. He was a brother to me. Godfather to my oldest. A Marine, tougher than nails. But the best friend a guy could have. And the pain he went through was fucking horrible. I don't care what someone's politics are, It's just something I have a really tough time joking about.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (VAlay)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (8+Ozj)
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I think they call them "stump speeches" when Democats give them.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (EyPfd)
to be fair, how much into things was Strom Thurmond the last 5 or 10 years of his service?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: adc at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (cfg4h)
How often I slap my monkey is none of your business.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (WSnp6)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (hyZqB)
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Meanwhile, back at leftist ranch . . .
This HuffPo reporter shares the love about moderate Crash McCain.
http://bit.ly/2AhgD3Z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Yes and most of us were willing to shut our yaps tight and let him go in peace, but the SOB just would not shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (5y11N)
Senate for health reasons before the vote, thereby thwarting the bill.
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Oh, I can totally see this happening.
"passive aggressive"
Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (aT+Bx)
The rest of the mini mavericks will fall into place.
Your move Chuck Schummer.
Posted by: fixerupper
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This is one reason why I'm so against RINO Republicans to the point I think in many cases you're better off with Democrats.
When some "maverick" Republican decides to not support something, it gives a greenlight to all the cowards.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (lKmt3)
Only because the NYT hasn't spanked him yet.
He'll stab Trump in the back. You can bank on it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: adc at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (cfg4h)
Eh, he's growing on me. I prefer gorilla pundit, just because that picture...it's so perfect. But punk monkey seems to embrace the mood of the country at the moment, so there is that.
Posted by: moki at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (WSnp6)
Russell Simmons, but that may have been from this morning.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (72PAC)
But it better be a GREAT P.O.
Posted by: British Dude at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (bB4HN)
Seems like the distinction between this and cuck is as fine as bro-spoon and gay.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (3NPFM)
Kate keeps turning up pregnant all the time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
She's going to change her name to Kate Duggar at this rate.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:55 AM (6bmev)
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Having 3 kids makes her a Duggar?!?
Sheesh.
No wonder the West is demographically challenged.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: adc at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (cfg4h)
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Just when Mrs Fixer is out of town.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
http://bit.ly/2AhgD3Z
Ghoul.
Also, Cindy McCain's the rich one, dumbass.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
FWIW, that does NOT make you gay. Normal male hetero behavior.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (hyZqB)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Does Dylan plagiarize himself whenever he sings one of his songs?
Does Dave Chapelle plagiarize himself if he tells the same joke twice?
We are in an age of stupid.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (7uYFy)
together and decided to screw with the idiotic research associate who
asked them to do a survey on their "bromances."
Ever see the movie "Jarhead"? When a platoon is asked to play football in the desert for a media photo-shoot ... it quickly degenerates to just that.
And as always the Sergeant gets his revenge "Ok who's laughing now?"
Posted by: Paladin at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (+Wvn3)
So, a Democrat?
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (eAZVt)
So sorry. I understand the jokes bothering you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:17 PM (ZRC8N)
I was so pissed when we went to watch Season 3 on Prime (or was it Netflix?) and it came up 'Watch now on Hulu. Free 1 week subscription.' WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (kqsXK)
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Since you're the second one to ask, I see I'll have to address this
.
Nope, not Bernie Sanders, but a man who marvels at the beauty of capitalism and the free market. He wasn't saying "why do we need this many?" He was saying, "isn't this great!"
I've never bought canned yams so I'm not sure he even knew there was such a thing.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Good point.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM (8+Ozj)
As much as I hate McCain, I hope he doesn't suffer. At least he has the best doctors and medical support money can buy. Why he doesn't spend what time he has left with his family, I have no clue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (wmaTe)
Not when you're pushing 70. And it's not as if two shakes are going to do anything anyway at this age.
Posted by: Damn, this gets old at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM (X8DLV)
-You're rescuing him from a burning building or battlefield
-You're restraining him from engaging in physical violence against another person
-A close friend or family member has died
-Your sports team just made a big play or won the game
-A greeting when you haven't seen each other for a period of at least 3 months
These items are listed in order of decreasing acceptable "hug" duration.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
- his dog dies
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 30, 2017 12:20 PM (O7MnT)
True. But by allowing Trump to claim a victory, it may be a signal that they may be making their peace with a Trump presidency.
Maybe.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (8+Ozj)
'
It's like re-gifting.
Perfectly respectable.
And good for the environment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (VUZ5u)
Two more women reported inappropriate behavior - one boob grab during photo, one attempt at sloppy open-mouth kiss on stage at political event.
Dude's a creep.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (yM/Yl)
Covered under line 3. Dogs are family.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:23 PM (KUaJL)
150 Only guy who slapped my ass and got away with it was the Jumpmaster.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
NFL players on the field......
Naaahhhh, still teh homo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2017 12:23 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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Still, McCain seems to be about extracting revenge for Trump's sleight far more than what his donors care about.
It was the same with Bush after he got beat in South Carolina for supposed racism.
I'm actually astonished he's going along, McCain voted against the Bush tax cuts
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2017 12:23 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:18 PM (VAlay)
No worries there. And my condolences to you and your friend's family. A lot of the Horde have dealt with cancer, and hate it with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Posted by: moki at November 30, 2017 12:23 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Insomniac
You wondering about how often I shake, however, makes you gay.
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:23 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: JTB at November 30, 2017 12:12 PM (V+03K)
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Even if you never really have, it's worth buying one to experience it. They have a distinctly different feel as the powder burns (more of a push) and it's really fun to experience.
Not to mention imagining guys under duress trying to reload in battle. Holy crap.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 12:24 PM (y8m+O)
Two more women reported inappropriate behavior - one boob grab during photo, one attempt at sloppy open-mouth kiss on stage at political event.
Dude's a creep.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:22 PM (W+vEI)
Jake Tapper's producer got nailed. Please God, let that smug, sanctimonious , arched-eyebrow douche be next....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:24 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:24 PM (W+vEI)
It's like the time my wife explained to me how to shop at Kohl's...
Posted by: Scott Walker at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 12:21 PM
Thanks Fen. I miss him everyday. He was a good man. And even though we didn't always agree on everything I would have walked through fire for him and I know he would have for me. Sometimes politics are so messed up. So he has a different opinion. So what, celebrating that kind of death is messed up. It's something I expect out of leftists. But well. Yea, I won't say any more.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (VAlay)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Shep! at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:24 PM (7uYFy)
Maddow?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (ZRC8N)
it's not how often one shakes it.
It's how LONG one shakes it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (eAZVt)
Remember when they were saying he was such a hero for saving the healthcare system a few months ago? It's almost like they're a bunch of vile lying cocksuckers.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (O5Q3r)
Metrosexual: cuddle with bro while sharing your feelings
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at November 30, 2017 12:25 PM (u5xAT)
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Yup. Not for you though.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:26 PM (RpECE)
best doctors and medical support money can buy. Why he doesn't spend
what time he has left with his family, I have no clue.
He values power more than family is the only thing I can think of. Also, Sedona is much more beautiful than DC. Why not take the time to enjoy the views?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2017 12:26 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:27 PM (RpECE)
Maybe he owes the founder of CLONUS a solid for all those transplants. (Obscure reference)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM (O7MnT)
So there's more than ample time to say: this isn't the bill I supported out of the senate.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM (bB4HN)
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Strangely enough, President Obama has remained pure as the driven snow in all of these women's sexual assault accusations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM (y8m+O)
Sedona is much more beautiful than DC. Why not take the time to enjoy
the views?
Yeah, it's sad that he feels he is so important that he must spend his last days in the Senate. Guess what? You're not irreplaceable. None of you are - by design.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
As to the Groper-Dammerung pyre, I note with great amusement that virtually all the accused are of the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!" class.
Dammit, shoulda bought popcorn futures.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM (W+kMI)
straight men in 'bromances' often kiss and cuddle
Ummmm.... ummm....
You know, if they'd said that in some circumstances some straight men sometimes may get each other off one way or another, just for the momentary gratification, I'd've credited it more than this "kiss and cuddle" stuff. That's just too intimate and personal for real guys.
Where are these cuddly bromantic alleged straights? I have to reiterate what I posted the other day: a lot of the men around where I live are more like Chad Prather. And I don't think you'll see Chad cuddling his bromantic partner.
If you want harassment to stop...embrace TRUE masculinity
https://youtu.be/Gbfv-uLH5PQ
Posted by: mindful webworker's perfect testosterone level at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (1nU9A)
Stranded out there in remote construction camps (why don't we ever find oil in fun places?) one of the crew stated that "It's not so bad out here"; [holds up his right hand] "I've got my wife" [holds up his left hand] "and my girlfriend."
Posted by: Ya do what ya gotta do at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (X8DLV)
Not just no, but hell no. Yuck, nuh uh. No thanks.
Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (sxq57)
Two of the early Gemini astronauts, Frank Borman and Jim Lovell, after their splashdown in the ocean, were brought aboard the USS Wasp where they said, "We'd like to announce our engagement."
Gotta love pilot humor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2017 12:26 PM (yOqwj)
The rucksack flop was good for rest but lousy for sleep.
Posted by: troyriser at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (raGQi)
Every conservative should have 8 kids. Or more. We need to flood the future with smart, well trained, discerning, conservative generations. Lots, and lots, and lots of them.
We can't vote our way out of this. We can't "revolt" our way out of this. We can't "resist" our way out of this. We have to f*** our way out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)
Well, you never know who's on the other side of those glory holes...
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 30, 2017 12:30 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2017 12:30 PM (QCc6B)
Agreed. Keep the powder charges around 20 grains of 3F black powder or the equivalent of Pyrodex and they will last many years. Higher powder charges are still safe but can stress the brass eventually, reducing accuracy and reliabilty.
I should say my Pietta 1858s are steel frame but I have a brass frame Colt 1851 that I have used for years. Those lighter charges make all the difference. And I usually get best accuracy with moderate loads in all my cap and ball revolvers, even the Ruger Old Army.
Posted by: JTB at November 30, 2017 12:30 PM (V+03K)
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Que??
How's that??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jean
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Tough call. I'd go with clapping the shoulder only.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
And hugging the dog if I knew him/her.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (6bmev)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (hUqh+)
Dentistry, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 11:41 AM (ZRC8N)
..........
Who new semen was so bad for your teeth?
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: adc at November 30, 2017 12:16 PM (cfg4h)
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I can't wait till Gorilla Pundit gets back and tells us what he thinks of that punk chimp!
Although in fairness, the little poo-flinger is 100 cuts above the average lefty in common sense.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (r9UYA)
A President has the power of appointment over agencies like the Consumer Fraud Protection Bureau. Thats why when Democrats tried to perform a coup and hold onto power there, it seemed rather odd.
But perhaps its not so strange if theyre trying to cover up things or keep their pay-for-play in motion.
Check out this article from 2014. They were paying $22.3. million for two years for temporary space for the bureau at a building owned by a big Democratic donor/Obama bundler. And we also paid millions extra, triple the amount estimated for renovations to the building.
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:23 PM (yM/Yl)
Or I could be concerned you have Parkinson's.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)
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Now there's a platform one could get into.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:32 PM (8XRCm)
They're stupid. It's not plagiarism if it's your own work.
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It's more of an homage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)
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Yeah, I don't think that will happen
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:32 PM (RpECE)
A: They're both icons!!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2017 12:32 PM (326rv)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
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Yeah, I don't think that will happen
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:32 PM (RpECE)
You better have a lot of money if you're going to have eight kids.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Bill OReily, sitting in my bathrobe, enjoying a dirty martini at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (ty7RM)
Cancer we pray to be beat for all mankind because while it might feel like a benifit ..It Isn't for mankind. It's a fkn beast it doesn't care if it's a child or a father., those that would take humanity down for their personal philosophical ideological or financial gain, we pray for those that would wreck the world for personal gainz be left with zero. don't conflate the two thoughts.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (1ZkQk)
You're right, it won't. people will just bitch and moan and whine and watch their influence and population vanish as its replaced by the Free Stuff Army. Idiocracy was only wrong in how long he thought it would take.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
So...your right hand is gay, but the left is completely hetero, amirite?
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 30, 2017 11:43 AM (1nU9A)
Boy Scout shake with their left hands, always have since 1910, before they let in the gheys.
Posted by: George at November 30, 2017 12:34 PM (5Xx/W)
I wonder if they will try to deal with the stray cat/dog overpopulation problem by trying to retrain cats and dogs to be gay. They are probably straight only because they've been indoctrinated into that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 12:35 PM (/qEW2)
new semen???
Is that like New Coke???
*asking for a friend
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
New Cock. Didn't sell well so they went back to Classic Cock.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Absolutely horrific if true. There are allegedly witnesses. They need to come forward.
Check out cdan.com. The abuse supposedly happened when O'Rourke was appearing on the TV show Rocky Road.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 30, 2017 12:35 PM (s/EUv)
But really...this "study" is just more evidence of how badly modern academia needs to be de-funded, dismantled, and the earth beneath it salted.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 30, 2017 12:35 PM (be0vm)
Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2017 12:36 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 12:28 PM
Oh, there ain't no smidgens on me, on me.
There ain't no smidgens on me
There may be smidgens on some of you pigeons
But there ain't no smidgens on me.
Posted by: B. H. O., community organizer at November 30, 2017 12:36 PM (ctuyM)
https://tinyurl.com/y9rnetzf
I recognized one of the yutes, "Bucket," from a murder trial I served on as a juror. He was a witness for the prosecution. From prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 12:37 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Savage at November 30, 2017 12:37 PM (1Bq3G)
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 30, 2017 12:37 PM (IY5vW)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (S/hVx)
I think their study just reinforces the well known theory that soccer is gay.
Posted by: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (XzcKD)
I liked Cock Zero. But then they renamed it Cock Zero Sugar, so everyone now knows "Zero" refers to the sugar content, and it still has plenty of cock in it.
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Savage at November 30, 2017 12:37 PM (1Bq3G)
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*shoots off email to the Dept of Cultural Re-Education.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
For that excuse alone he needs to be destroyed.
That's one of the stupider response/excuses. The other one that makes me cringe is the apology for "not living up to my personal standards," which a few of these creeps have said.
Really? I think your standards have been unveiled.
Everybody knows Joe Biden is creepy. Is it going to go deeper than his onstage creepiness?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (nBr1j)
Do I have AIDS?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2017 12:38 PM (S/hVx)
When I have to give my left wing sister a peck, I bent over so my crotch area is in the other room
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:39 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 11:31 AM (6bmev)
Or both on an ecstasy bender.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2017 12:39 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 12:09 PM (VAlay)
Agreed. I wish McCain would resign from the Senate and go back to Arizona and spend whatever time he has left with his family. Cancer sucks, no matter who it affects.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 30, 2017 12:40 PM (tu3iY)
If automation becomes as ubiquitous as they are now saying they there will be almost no jobs to be had. Responsible people tend to have less kids in a world like that, because they are concerned for their future
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:40 PM (RpECE)
We can't vote our way out of this. We can't "revolt" our way out of this. We can't "resist" our way out of this. We have to f*** our way out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)
With the right partners. "Men, this is a mission for volunteers only."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2017 12:40 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)
That's how they do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: George at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (5Xx/W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2017 12:40 PM (BWL+E)
You're going to need more than men to volunteer for your plan to work...
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:42 PM (RpECE)
That's how they do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
Or corral and enslave 8 Muslim Women.
That's how they do it.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2017 12:42 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Brokeback Hunt and Fish Club at November 30, 2017 12:42 PM (W/SyC)
If automation becomes as ubiquitous as they are now saying they there will be almost no jobs to be had. Responsible people tend to have less kids in a world like that, because they are concerned for their future
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
We'll have a massive world war before that happens.
You can't have that much downtime for 7 billion people.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:43 PM (6bmev)
That really is the end of ObamaCare if that's in the Senate bill.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Shepherd Smith. at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (SkuXa)
There has to be a cultural shift, a complete change of direction in the mindset of people. And it starts at the home, with us. Raising kids to see marriage as a benefit, sex as in marriage, and children as a blessing. To view life as service, not comfort and selfishness. To think of the long term instead of how another kid means we can't have a new car or a latte every day.
Its not just latina girls, its rural country girls too. You have to get out of the urban mindset that thinks we're overcrowded or hilariously that robots will replace everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
If automation becomes as ubiquitous as they are now saying they there will be almost no jobs to be had. Responsible people tend to have less kids in a world like that, because they are concerned for their future
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:40 PM (RpECE)
while i understand/appreciate this thought, that truly ends up zero sum, and They Win. They rule the kids left through education. we lose, just by numbers and votes we might drag us back from the abyss.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (RpECE)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (W+vEI)
I'll hug every ette within arms reach, free of charge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
We can't vote our way out of this. We can't "revolt" our way out of this. We can't "resist" our way out of this. We have to f*** our way out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)
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This is why I have some small hope. Liberals do not reproduce on principle. So even assuming that they are smarter in their fields, they are an evolutionary dead end. And as they die out, those who have the instinct to care about the future of humanity will propagate, and the population will start to rise above replacement again.
It's like a bacterial experiment. You have a colony of a trillion bacteria, introduce some chemical (liberalism!) and they all die out except for a few thousand, who have a gene that makes them immune. In a few days' time they are a trillion strong again, and all immune to the chemical.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (/qEW2)
Its not just latina girls, its rural country girls too. You have to get out of the urban mindset that thinks we're overcrowded or hilariously that robots will replace everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
That's a lot of words to say "we're existentially f*ked"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:45 PM (KUaJL)
That's how they do it."
The Latina's enjoy it a lot more, especially if you make sure to let them buy a pile of shoes and let them watch telenovelas all day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:45 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 12:33 PM (NWiLs)
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True, especially if they all need an iPhone and a computer and their own private bedroom and later a car and a college education.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 12:45 PM (0jtPF)
That really is the end of ObamaCare if that's in the Senate bill.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)
Well, the problem is that w/o the individual mandate O'Care collapses (since a lot of healthy people will say fuck buying insurance and then no one is there to subsidize the unhealthy) ... then what happens?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:45 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (IY5vW)
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (7ZVPa)
He's going to be one of those assholes that drops dead on the job. I work with a bunch of old farts, some who can't walk, some with early dementia or parkinsons, some with cancer, - and the only reason they're still on the job is health insurance. Notice I didn't say still doing the job. They don't do dick.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (2Mnv1)
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I think you might see a resurgence of religion but in an English civil war ranters and wreckers sense. Sabotage, genocide, war everywhere
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (RpECE)
Posted by: Totally Not Gay Tick at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (cGz5Q)
-Dailycaller
*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 12:47 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
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WELL I NEVER!!!
Posted by: M. Fields at November 30, 2017 12:47 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 30, 2017 12:47 PM (3BFzK)
My thought when Trump appointed his budget director, who froze all activities for thirty days, was "audit" at the CFPB. That may turn up some very interesting things.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2017 12:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
sure, but watch those hands.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:47 PM (1ZkQk)
My take, Gentleman Jim knows there are more worms in that can 'o worms and he wants the lid put back on before they crawl out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (NTM5E)
-Dailycaller
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Yes.... because its all about the distraught colleagues.
*rolleyes*
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (bCF6k)
Posted by: Havey Frankenlauer at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (ymnmz)
Notice I didn't say still doing the job. They don't do dick.
Posted by: Fritz
The term is "retired in place".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM
Same here, and as a bonus because I am so full of awesome., I'll grab your ass and give your tits a honk too. Grope and change! Vote for me! 2020!
Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (VAlay)
-Dailycaller
*boing*
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 12:47 PM (r9UYA)
It takes skill to turn yourself into the bad guy when reacting to a colleague's sex scandal.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (KUaJL)
No idea how she affords Catholic school for all of them.
Posted by: Timon
Group discount?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (6bmev)
Posted by: Where in the world is Matt Lauer's dildo? at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (vtcmf)
We don't want him.
Posted by: The Family McCain at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Timon
After 5 kids, its free
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (yM/Yl)
-Dailycaller
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Yes.... because its all about the distraught colleagues.
so They are All guilty, i'm presuming of course, but yeah it's a perfect fit, the men are freaks and so are the woman that allowed it , 'for the women" of course,\.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (1ZkQk)
Everyone has missed the point of this. It's the lib's escape route, from now on. "I wasn't harassing her. I was treating her like a guy friend. Equality!"
OK, maybe it' won't work for Spacey.
Posted by: George LeS at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (+TcCF)
You're going to need more than men to volunteer for your plan to work...
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (KUaJL
Well if you're going to insist on consensual sex, maybe.
Posted by: network and movie honchos at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (6bmev)
Maybe in elementary but the High Schools are $20K.
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (NTM5E)
My take, Gentleman Jim knows there are more worms in that can 'o worms and he wants the lid put back on before they crawl out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)
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Something like 80% of black girls are sexually abused by older men before they're 18.
That's going to be a hell of a can of worms if someone does open it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (LiyEm)
Well I have disgust at the staffers and co workers at the Today Show who put up with, protected, and even participated in his scummy behavior. I'd be pretty contemptuous of them too if I was her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
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I worked at a MLB park during the season and saw some of this myself. Catering people who get priority to work over anyone else because of seniority (thank you SEIU) who can't even stack or unstack chairs.
A lady I worked with said she had people tell her they couldn't push a cart of food because if they did they'd piss themselves.
Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:45 PM (wmaTe)
that's not a problem, it's a feature. THEN the Left has to get serious about helping to fix it, although at this point I feel it's almost unfixable thanks to Fredo and the Left.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (5y11N)
NEWS - Rep. Jim Clyburn, highest-ranking African-American Democrat in Congress, calls for John Conyers to resign
My take, Gentleman Jim knows there are more worms in that can 'o worms and he wants the lid put back on before they crawl out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its like the scene in all those space movies where they have to close the door on the people trapped in the damaged section of the XYZ and then watch them slowly suffocate.
"Sorry John, its for the best. The need of the many out way the need of the few, or the need of the one"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2017 12:52 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rex at November 30, 2017 12:52 PM (wH5Tk)
Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 12:52 PM (VAlay)
so They are All guilty, i'm presuming of course, but yeah it's a perfect fit, the men are freaks and so are the woman that allowed it , 'for the women" of course,\.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (1ZkQk)
I'm no fan of Megyn kelly, but umm... is the correct response to the Matt Lauer situation to feel bad for his co-workers? Or to be pissed at them for not turning him in on his behavior to management decades ago?
Why should anyone feel bad for people who presumably enabled Matt Lauer (or however he spells his stupid name) to bang a bunch of women, some willingly, some unwillingly by using his power and status to get women back to his office?
Shouldn't they all run away and hide in shame, and not expect sympathy?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:52 PM (wmaTe)
Its not just latina girls, its rural country girls too. You have to get out of the urban mindset that thinks we're overcrowded or hilariously that robots will replace everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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At the very last, people will be able to find affordable ways to get healthcare rather than being forced to buy into some socialist exchange that subsidizes a bunch of other people.
It's a big step.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2017 12:52 PM (lKmt3)
Please to help me with my rucksack?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2017 12:52 PM (pNxlR)
Seen it occasionally in Bollywood films - not sure they still do it - holding hands that is.
Also men in India hold up pinky finger when they need to urinate - rather than say I need to pee.
Posted by: Glenn John at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: George at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (5Xx/W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
is it Any Wonder why left feminist think as They do? Because that's All They know, that's Who They they hang out with and Believe stupidly that's who All men are.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (1ZkQk)
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That can aint getting opened.
Heck .... we cant even talk crime stats or out of wedlock births without getting called "racists".
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (8XRCm)
Damn, Charile, I could use a nap. C'mere you big bear of a man, let's have a snooze. That's right, snuggle up, bud . . . closer. Oh, yeah! That's nice. Naw. That's just my boner. Don't give it another thought. Ain't this nice?
Posted by: Sphynx at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 12:46 PM (NTM5E)
Catholic schools traditionally offer discounts for second, third, fourth child in the school at the same time. I knew a family with four children in a K-8 school. Yikes. They ended up with eight children. All nice kids. Nice family.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (398bZ)
That's how they do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
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Mexico is nearing replacement. Only African nations have rates like that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:51 PM (5y11N)
Sure, here's how they "help"...
"Republicans caused the health insurance industry to collapse because they hate poor people."
combined with
"... you know what would be great? Single payer. It's the only solution"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (wmaTe)
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Seriously? Is there evidence for that, or is that an opinion?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (ylUqT)
Wait.
So Black Powder is gay, or no?
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (QM5S2)
Give Clyburn credit to understand that he's got to follow orders, and to look "sincere" while doing it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (cGz5Q)
That's how they do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
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No, that's not how most of them do it, not in this country. They do it the way the FSA does it. Skip the marriage. Pop 'em out and collect benefits.
The middle-class, non-FSA cohort has about the same birthrate as the country as a whole.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (0jtPF)
Or maybe that's what he meant!
Posted by: DLC at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (dRmxM)
(sorry sister, you've been with those men that called you To Their Arms by hook and crook)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (1ZkQk)
That's how they do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
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Mexico is nearing replacement. Only African nations have rates like that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (/qEW2)
If not for immigration, we'd be at zero pop growth...
Which truthfully is fine with me. More people seems to mean more stupidity....
Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (398bZ)
"More unforced errors on the Trump team. Tillerson was one of the few people in his cabinet that had any semblance of dignity. Trump is going to be hard pressed to find someone willing to do Tillerson's job."
--Bill Wynn's hot take.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (KUaJL)
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Only way I could believe this LESS is if cnn and nbc corroborate it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (3BFzK)
I've often said the same thing about any number of the fossils who hold onto office like grim death - which isn't far away, mind you. They WANT to be gurnied out of chambers under a fcuking sheet!
My only conclusion is that they're all sad broken toys who value power above all else. What's worse is that that character trait apparently helps quite a bit in getting and staying elected.
Posted by: Jaws at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (oOw3I)
I think Megyn should hug me because of Lauer
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 11:33 AM (5y11N)
Let them have their office, but keep tabs on who comes and goes. Very close tabs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM (oPNmq)
"Mexico is nearing replacement. Only African nations have rates like that."
Well, sorry. Mexico is as far as my bus is willing to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM (k1TUh)
"Republicans caused the health insurance industry to collapse because they hate poor people."
combined with
"... you know what would be great? Single payer. It's the only solution"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (wmaTe)
The Left will blame us not matter what. And if we did nothing and left Fredocare alone and/or subsidized it, we'd be headed towards a one payer system anyway, which because of the damage Fredo did to the private Health Insurance Industry we probalby are anyway.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM (r9UYA)
The Stache, its time for the Stache
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM (yM/Yl)
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I'm teaching this to my son. So much better than standing on one leg and hopping up and down.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 12:57 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 12:49 PM (6bmev)
Yes. They actually do that. My parents had 5 of us going at one time in 60's/70's and we weren't the only family like that back then....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 12:57 PM (7uYFy)
Conyers out. I guess last night he got re-introduced to the people who
really run that party.
It's for the "common good"...
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 12:57 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 30, 2017 12:57 PM (IY5vW)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM (yM/Yl)
I'd give my left nut to see the Stache as Secretary of State.
.... no homo
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 12:57 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (ajiE5)
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Grew up in a very traditionally Catholic part of Iowa. Neighbors the next section over had 18 kids. I dated a gal from a family of 17. It was VERY common for families to have half a dozen kids.
Hell. Im from a family of 5 siblings. And we werent Catholic.
Just careless Protestants.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: George at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (5Xx/W)
The Correct Response is to put on some tap dancing shoes and jump on a desk in their main lobby, doing a tap routine while singing "Ha, Ha, Matt the Rapist got exactly what he deserved, and everyone who defended him can suck it!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (IY5vW)
Hell. Im from a family of 5 siblings. And we werent Catholic.
Just careless Protestants.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
EIGHTEEN KIDS?!?! From one woman? Or was it like a Brady Bunch situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (wmaTe)
Well, exactly. Of course they say "Yes All men" because all the men they know, work with, and are friends with are that way. Of course they think all men are rapists. Of course they think there's an epidemic of molesting and raping going on.
How would they know otherwise? They refuse to go or be with men outside their bubble. They refuse to find out what men are like that aren't mouthing their sacred feminist cant.
Its like the Trump Paradox: he talks nasty and works clean. He does the opposite of what he talks. They are surrounded by men who talk one way and act the other too - but in reverse. They say all the right stuff but act like pigs.
And like ace said: they project it all on conservatives because what's the alternative? To admit maybe all men aren't like that? To admit that its their side that is the problem? To admit that if they'd get away from the guys who talk the talk they might find men who walk the walk?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (39g3+)
What would you say the odds are of Trump signing a single payer plan assuming it ever got through Congress which it wouldn't?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (/tuJf)
Mexico is nearing replacement. Only African nations have rates like that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 12:53 PM (/qEW2)
Hai, hai!
Posted by: Philippine Islands at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (IY5vW)
for the record, I feel like I said all of that first, and everybody copied me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (wmaTe)
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Why's that so hard to believe?
Posted by: Michelle Duggar at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (vg8iE)
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Seriously? Is there evidence for that, or is that an opinion?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (ylUqT)
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I was mistaken. It's 60%:
"Sixty percent of Black women in an ongoing study reported they had been sexually assaulted by a Black man before they turned 18, according researchers at Black Women's Blueprint."
https://www.bet.com/news/national/2011/12/05/report-
more-than-half-of-black-women-are-sexually-abused.html
Although it IS Black Entertainment Television reporting on it. If they're willing to admit 60%, the number is probably closer to 80.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Timon
$720,000.00 for nine kids for four years each?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (6bmev)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (wmaTe)
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Nope. One woman.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
Conyers out. I guess last night he got re-introduced to the people who
really run that party.
"I have standards. If you don't like them, I have others."
- Groucho Marx
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Paladin at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (+Wvn3)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (/tuJf)
Eh?
50/50.
I don't know, to be honest.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (wmaTe)
Unless you home school your kids... understand that Teachers are spending much more interactive time with them, than you are.
They are also programmed by the rules of school itself, to believe the Teachers... because if they don't, they are punished by bad grades.
And don't even get me started on what happens when they go to College.
Conservatives really don't have a cultural chance, unless we can do something about the school system.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (NgKpN)
In such ways is karma restored.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2017 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
...talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:01 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM
Agreed.
Anyone want to see me dance?
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 30, 2017 12:56 PM
Yes.
This place is way more interesting than Mother Jones or Huffpo. Say, you guys don't happen to dabble in smart military analysis too do you?
Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 01:01 PM (VAlay)
Is this like when they said Mitt Romney was going to be Secretary of State?
I'd love Tillerson to be gone, the guy does not fit the administration at all. But after the last year, you can't beleive a single rumor out of the White House. Whoever their sources are, suck, lie, or are floating trial balloons hoping it happens.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:01 PM (39g3+)
I went to high school with the youngest of 17. He was basically raised by some of his older siblings.
That's back when Boston Irish Catholic really meant something.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 11:39 AM (ty7RM)
He looks like an anal probe type. From Zeta Reticuli.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (oPNmq)
Hell. Im from a family of 5 siblings. And we werent Catholic.
Just careless Protestants.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
I grew up in a very Catholic area and 5, 6 or 7 kids was not unusual. I saw as much as 12 in one family, same mother and father.
Even in Protestants in the neighborhood had 5 or 6 kids.
Of course, this was the '60's....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:01 PM (wmaTe)
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Heres one that will blow your mind.
One year.... they had a child in every grade.... K-12.
They did have one set of twins. The rest all singles.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
In such ways is karma restored.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2017 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)
It's kind of like the boyscout rule of D's
https://tinyurl.com/yaqssxdu
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (wmaTe)
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There was that one chick who wrote an article for slate or salon about her meeting a Trump supporter at a bar. The article was about how she couldn't stop sleeping with him.
Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: deepred at November 30, 2017 01:02 PM (AfBox)
Correct. You can't train and raise good kids by sending them to the indoctrination centers. You have to carefully monitor what they intake in popular media, teach them at home, and raise them to think for themselves, to love the constitution, and to revere absolute truth, goodness, and beauty.
In a marriage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Where in the world is Matt Lauer's dildo? at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (ylUqT)
Rural Ireland.
Her age difference with my grandfather was just like Judge Moore.
Rural Ireland.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (cAXIk)
The middle-class, non-FSA cohort has about the same birthrate as the country as a whole.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 12:54 PM (0jtPF)
If you are in the middle class, non-FSA cohort, you typically won't be able to afford cranking out kid after kid, since you aren't getting your housing, food and health insurance paid for by Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (VAlay)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2017 12:59 PM (/tuJf)
He'd probably sign it. Especially if it's got bipartisan support. Trump's done a good job so far, but I don't trust his limited government instincts when it comes to things outside his business expertise.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Glenn John
--
Similarly, I hold up a Louisville Slugger
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (7ZVPa)
Let everyone else buy whatever policy they want. Want to pay cash for routine maintenance and have catastrophic? Fine. It won't cost much. Want to cover every single thing down to toenail clippers? Fine. It will cost a lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (sLvAU)
I would not quite say Trump did not act in an immoral manner. He did cheat on his wives . Unfortunately that is not an uncommon thing. But I agree the comparisons of unwanted sexual pursuits are unfounded.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (NgKpN)
and media.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (1ZkQk)
Wow, how selfish of them. Why don't they just retire and go die at home, with no health insurance? /s
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 01:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)
My take, Gentleman Jim knows there are more worms in that can 'o worms and he wants the lid put back on before they crawl out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Gee, what a difference a day makes. Wasn't all just racism yesterday?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (y8m+O)
having Lauer, whose career is finished, to go on her show and approach
Megyn, whose career is finished, and grope her tits on camera. While
crying. While she's shouting at him, but not moving away.
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Not gonna lie; I'd watch that. NBC hasn't been on in my house in years but I would definitely watch that.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (ylUqT)
Seriously, it stinks that I've had to actually talk to my oldest kids about pressure from authority figures and friends. Thanks progs for degrading our culture.
Posted by: JTwig at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (X2egF)
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Only way I could believe this LESS is if cnn and nbc corroborate it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 30, 2017 12:55 PM (3BFzK)
That's my take. I'll believe it when I see the official announcement.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2017 01:03 PM (VAlay)
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psssssst......... Minn.
It aint the sneezing.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (cAXIk)
>>50/50.
>>I don't know, to be honest.
I don't think there is even a 0% chance. It's in the negative numbers.
Whether by divine intervention or even if it is something as simple as revenge against people who have been attacking him non-stop for a couple years now I don't see Trump doing anything to reward liberals and certainly not their single biggest legislative priority.
Besides, if you listened to his speech yesterday he claims that they have been working on healthcare reform behind the scenes since McCain killed it. I think they will go after it again early next year.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Walking down the aisle at the grocery store,
"Achoo! Someone pick your new brother up!"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (6bmev)
Sure, that's how it works. The older kids help mom raise, teach, and handle the younger ones. Its a team effort, a family effort. Especially if the daughters stay at home until they wed.
This all probably sounds horrific, alien, and terribly old fashioned but the thing is, IT WORKED. We built this entire civilization on this system. We raised up generations that created the car, the airplane, and went to the moon with this system. When we abandoned it we got... 3d porn and rap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Jim Nabors dead at 87. RIP Gomer Pyle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)
Shazam. RIP
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 01:06 PM (493sH)
Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 11:42 AM (HgMAr)
It's really astonishing how fragile the health of the average Leftist is. Never fails, at the first sign of trouble, they develop some condition that demands they be hospitalized.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2017 01:06 PM (oPNmq)
WHAT IS HER NAME?
Never mind, I'll find it eventually.
Posted by: Theo Last at November 30, 2017 01:06 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 01:06 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 01:06 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (CPk08)
Eighteen kids? A man like that, you don't have to ask him if he has any hobbies. You know what his hobby is.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (lwiT4)
568 Haha, hadn't thought how happy Meagan Kelly must be now. She just won the war to keep her job and dominate that place. NBC doesn't dare dump her now, no matter how horrible she is. And the entire Lauer contingent that hated her is now totally disgraced.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 12:50 PM (k1TUh)
I'd say it's better than even money that MeAgain talked the first accuser into filing the grievance. Destroying the opposition with skeletons from their past is a time honored tactic to move up the corporate/political ladder.
Call it the Obama Doctrine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (veoSD)
My grandmother was 15 when she married my 26 year old grandfather.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)
No joke. Thought he'd already died.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 01:08 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 30, 2017 01:08 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at November 30, 2017 01:08 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (Xrson)
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There used to be a time a young man would go and establish himself first so he had something to offer a bride.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:08 PM (8XRCm)
But some people have a hard time dealing, not only with their mortality, but with the reality that life will roll on after they're gone.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:09 PM (nBr1j)
For those who didn't know, he wasn't just that goofy guy on Gomer Pyle. He had an amazing voice
https://youtu.be/r5KeGccP9Jk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)
One of Zod's first public victories involved Jim Nabors. As a yewt, I was the lucky "fifth caller" in to a radio show, and won a Jim Nabors album.
I know.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2017 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)
This was not unusual. It is a mess down there. There was no money for any the kids and they all grew up in utter poverty. Abandoned kids raised by other family or friends is so common nobody even comments on it. Most parents aren't even married.
Don't want to hear about Hispanic family values ever again. They value large families and that is it.
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2017 01:09 PM (MxEKc)
Yeah. Anything that doesn't involve being at home.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 01:10 PM (6bmev)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (ajiE5)
This would still be a thing if it weren't for the invention of the birth control pill
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 01:10 PM (7uYFy)
Democrat Dana Nessel
running to be Michigan's attorney general,
*makes note on office whiteboard*
*makes sticky note on desktop*
*makes note in notebook*
Posted by: Theo Last at November 30, 2017 01:10 PM (KdDCu)
Not sure about the viewers but it sure seems like a bunch of the show hosts and actors do.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 30, 2017 01:10 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: BoyNSea at November 30, 2017 01:10 PM (Kh5Q4)
With the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that we could then work our way back to a Conservative nation within say, twenty years. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious ... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (60v4h)
Because he would end up doing foreign policy exactly like the guy in the big seat wants. Just like every other secretary of state.
I really do not get this idea that people have that the Secretary of State is somehow independent and sets policy that the president disapproves of. No cabinet official sets an independent policy.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (hLRSq)
But some people have a hard time dealing, not only with their mortality, but with the reality that life will roll on after they're gone.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:09 PM (nBr1j)
I still think that our current Narcissistic band of congress creatures actually RESENT the fact that life (and civilization) will continue without them.
And this is part of the impetus of them trying to blow it all up on their way out the door.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (9TK8E)
We can't vote our way out of this. We can't "revolt" our way out of this. We can't "resist" our way out of this. We have to f*** our way out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)
I used to go to a traditional Catholic Church in the city (still said the Mass in Latin) and there are families there will 5 or more kids. I always thought maybe we'll just out reproduce the left.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (xqfqx)
Gotta disagree with Iowahawk here - I rate the Matt Lauer brouhaha at .987 Milliweinsteins. Wienstein has him beet on sheer scale and number - but at least Weinstein didn't have a self-locking door that he could press a button and lock his victims in with, a la some kind of serial killer type deal.
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Nancy Botox wants Conyers resignation now? Wow, the poll numbers must be brutal - as must they be for McStain and Murkowski to signal they are for tax reform.
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (39g3+)
======================
He did indeed. I got lost in YouTube the other day and came across one of his recordings. I can't remember the song, but he sang it full and rich.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rammajamma at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Huck Finn at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (YdCt8)
Tell me more of this Mine plan of yours!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (39g3+)
They're stupid. It's not plagiarism if it's your own work.
Have they forgotten all the times Cock Curious used that changing a flat tire in a ditch while all the Repukes were watching and drinking slurpees?
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (y7DUB)
Just careless Protestants.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
There was an old line about big families, You're either good Catholics or passionate Protestants.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (60v4h)
smacks grumpy
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:13 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: rammajamma at November 30, 2017 01:13 PM (AjNMO)
Much as I like the 'stache I can't see him passing confirmation hearings. It would be a razor thin margin if it happened.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:13 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:13 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at November 30, 2017 01:14 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:14 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:14 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:13 PM (ajiE5)
could never happen, the 2 twin female Fredocons are against him as is Rand paul
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (5y11N)
He is just outworking the opposition. He sleeps little and doesn't go to cocktail parties. Washington doesn't know what to make of incessant work habits.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (ylUqT)
I used to go to a traditional Catholic Church in
the city (still said the Mass in Latin) and there are families there
will 5 or more kids. I always thought maybe we'll just out reproduce the
left.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
I can think just off hand of 15-20 families in our parish with 5 or more. Probably 40 or more with 4 kids or more.
Posted by: Timon at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (NTM5E)
Good god, how did those mothers live?
Serious question. I grew up near Boston, which is to say I was Catholic by osmosis, and when I was nine Tommy McNaughton's mom died in childbirth having number nine.
My own Irish Catholic grandfather got ten kids out of his first marriage, wife died in childbirth, and then he had five more with my grandmother.
I sort of thought ten was around the limit of human endurance for giving birth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2017 01:12 PM (y7DUB)
That "slurpee" obsession with him always bugged me. What was that about?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Ron Howard at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (LiyEm)
Maybe next thread.
Posted by: Jwest at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (/roJx)
Why just yesterday I saw a link that said Sally Fields says goodbye.
Dead or Not Dead?
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (1ZkQk)
Eighteen kids? A man like that, you don't have to ask him if he has any hobbies. You know what his hobby is.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (ajiE5)
He likes to golf. But he only plays one hole.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (cAnNx)
I think the people who say they love him and who spend his paychecks are going to be a lot happier if he spends his remaining days in Washington. Who wants that cranky old man around, turning up the heat all the time?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (k1TUh)
congress creatures actually RESENT the fact that life (and civilization)
will continue without them.
Posted by: Hikaru"
I remember when RINO windbag Sen Al Specter decided to run for office one last time at the age of 80 he made some comment about all the important work he had done and hos much more there was for him to do. He lost, passed away and to nobodies surprise the country survived without his expertise and leadership.
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Glenn John at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (YdCt8)
I guarantee he comes out mumbling something about regular order. That and he probably got more money for the military.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (/tuJf)
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I think I know. Slurp!!!
Posted by: Reggie's Turgid Member at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (vg8iE)
The father expressed great pride that none of his family were in jail.
With a family that large the parents probably do the hands-on raising of no more than half of them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Glenn John at November 30, 2017 01:18 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 30, 2017 01:18 PM (CPk08)
The father expressed great pride that none of his family were in jail.
With a family that large the parents probably do the hands-on raising of no more than half of them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)
well, with 20 kids, you really are rolling the dice that at least one or two will end up being an ax murderer.
Just going with the law of large numbers, ya know?>
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:19 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 01:19 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 30, 2017 01:17 PM (3myMJ)
All these reports have probably made him decide to get out ahead of schedule....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 01:19 PM (7uYFy)
no proof and Franken gets to stay despite pictorial proof, is that
racism?
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Lets not forget Bill Clinton, where they had tapes, confessions, eye witness testimony and a fucking DNA test. He got to stay. But Conyers gets drummed out and Justice Thomas got lynched by Joe Biden (who may be one of the hidden pay-off beneficiaries), hi tech style, on the simple say-so of the women involved.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:19 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:07 PM (ajiE5)
This would still be a thing if it weren't for the invention of the birth control pill
Posted by: JoeF.
Anal would have come about quicker.
Not every 20 member family could make it on one paycheck.
And momma is busy birthin' and raisin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 01:19 PM (6bmev)
He is just outworking the opposition. He sleeps little and doesn't go to cocktail parties. Washington doesn't know what to make of incessant work habits.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (ylUqT)
The concept of actually doing the job they were sent there to do is a foreign idea.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (YdCt8)
I'm guessing Tillerson is doing the best he can in seeking a 'deal' but every time Phat Boi lofts one in the direction of Japan that idea looks a little sillier.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (MxEKc)
Very few politicians have filled a role no one else could fill. Very few make a memorable contribution and most of those that do make a memorable contribution are memorable for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (jHrzU)
This is apparently different from Russell Simmons. The Swamp runneth over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
That would be my ex-wife and her brother.
Q: What's the Irish version of planned parenthood?
A: A weekend at the Cape.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 01:21 PM (fuK7c)
After the 7th one they skip the episiotomy and put in a zipper.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:21 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2017 01:21 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (xJa6I)
So if Conyers, who claims innocence, is drummed out of congress despite
no proof and Franken gets to stay despite pictorial proof, is that
racism?
EVERYTHING is racism.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (IqV8l)
"Achoo! Someone pick your new brother up!"
"Mom, we need to get more formula."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (tRaq7)
Part of me feels very relaxed today.
Posted by: Ron Howard at November 30, 2017 01:15 PM (r9UYA)
I can help you relax even further
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: Ron Howard at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (bc2Lc)
Newsweek claims she plagiarized... herself.
In a speech in India.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 01:00 PM (NgKpN)
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It kind of sucks. We must delegate tasks, but for really important things, like education or politics, the assholes always creep in and spoil the whole enterprise.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: Theo Last at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (cGz5Q)
Could you imagine getting stuck behind them at a Drive Through?
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:20 PM (YdCt
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On the plus side.... shortest after school bus route. Half the bus gets off at one stop.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Newsweek* said she plagiarized her own speech.
*Value less than $1.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (hLRSq)
Yea! I want a feminist/black fight in public.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (7ZVPa)
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Not on my watch!
Posted by: Bunny at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (vg8iE)
I still think that our current Narcissistic band of congress creatures actually RESENT the fact that life (and civilization) will continue without them.
And this is part of the impetus of them trying to blow it all up on their way out the door.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2017 01:11 PM (9TK8E)
Honestly, that's the only thing that explains the suicidal policies of Western leaders.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (xjiRE)
In a speech in India.
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The same Newsweek that was sold to Jane Harmon for a dollar? One crisp buck.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (Xrson)
Make it so.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:16 PM (1ZkQk)
Well wasn't repeal of the individual mandate in the skinny repeal?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (5y11N)
This is apparently different from Russell Simmons. The Swamp runneth over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Tiger Blood!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (LiyEm)
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Makes another note on the office whiteboard
We'll see soon enough.
Posted by: Theo Last at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (KdDCu)
For those who like American Idol and/or Contemporary Christian music, Danny Gokey has been nominated for a Grammy.
That is all.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2017 01:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 01:23 PM (7ZVPa)
In PA, they'd have to register as a public utility in order to do that, I think.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2017 01:25 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (5y11N)
Was it? heck that's why i was asking!?
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:25 PM (1ZkQk)
These items are listed in order of decreasing acceptable "hug" duration.
I hadn't seen one of my closest college friends for 4 years when I left S.F. to go to law school back east (affirmative action - being a Jew, I was told to hit the road). When we met up, he gave me a big hug. It felt weird (definitely nonsexual) but meaningful. Women hug reflexively, men hug when it's a really big deal.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2017 01:25 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (LiyEm)
That's true. They used to practice something called the revenge of the cradle.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2017 01:25 PM (lwiT4)
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That was kinda weird to read.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Ron Howard at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (bc2Lc)
That Floyd always seemed a little light in the loafers.
But it least it wasn't as bad as The Waltons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (xJa6I)
Seemed a lot longer movie when I saw it as a kid.
Still pretty good.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (5y11N)
Was it? heck that's why i was asking!?
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:25 PM (1ZkQk)
I think so. There wasn't much else in there?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (5y11N)
do they even make enough bedrooms and cars for that?
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (1ZkQk)
Newsweek claims she plagiarized... herself.
In a speech in India.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (39g3+)
Oh. Not as good as I was picturing it in my head.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2017 01:27 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 01:27 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
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He used to be the worship leader in a church up Donna Ampersand's way.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: California Red at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (AzsM3)
i haven't read it because i have mind numb syndrom the last couple of years. U expect 'youze' to let me know.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (1ZkQk)
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/27/news/economy/senate-skinny-repeal-health-care/index.html
Getting rid of the Individual Mandate was the big peice of it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (5y11N)
-Wasington Times
It's BIG and right in your face.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (r9UYA)
Corker says the report about Tillerson is bogus. He says the White House will soon issue a statement about it.
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And Corker is who the White House is now confiding in?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (ylUqT)
Make it so.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Hard to pay it back from a jail cell.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (6bmev)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Ron Howard at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (bc2Lc)
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Andy. Single
Barney. Single
Floyd. Single
Gomer. Single
Goober. Single
Howard. Single
Otis. Married.
Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
as long as she's not talking.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 01:27 PM (60v4h)
Both hands and she has to keep eye contact the whole time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 01:29 PM (xJa6I)
In Amish and Mennonite country, homes resemble hotels.
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 30, 2017 01:29 PM (IY5vW)
I'm sure the study was constructed to reach the conclusions that the researches already knew they wanted. Much of contemporary "scholarship" is merely garbage--lies packaged as objective knowledge, created by liars drawn to academia for the opportunity to tell lies, and published by liars with the same motivation.
Posted by: pst314 at November 30, 2017 01:29 PM (T4dRn)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2017 01:09 PM (MxEKc)
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The term "Hispanic" values is as meaningless as "Anglo" values.
An upper-middle-class Australian is governed by different values from those of a welfare clan in a Detroit 'hood.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 01:29 PM (0jtPF)
Unknown Hollywood celeb accused of exposing woman to HIV...
This is apparently different from Russell Simmons. The Swamp runneth over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 30, 2017 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
My guess: Charlie Sheen. Already known to have HIV. And that guy has had more ass than a toilet seat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2017 01:29 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 01:30 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 01:30 PM (ylUqT)
charlie sheen was alrady exposed for that conduct KNOWINGLY
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 01:30 PM (1ZkQk)
Posted by: fly gal at November 30, 2017 01:31 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2017 01:31 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Mr_Write at November 30, 2017 01:32 PM (xpkJa)
Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 01:32 PM (SkuXa)
speaking, but while I call BS on that particular study, I'd not be
surprised if lots of straight women did that sort of thing. Posted by:
joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 11:34 AM (KUaJL)
We do not. Some of us tend to be huggers with friends, but not cuddlers.
Posted by: G. Gnome, with the red pointy hat at November 30, 2017 01:34 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Valiant at November 30, 2017 01:35 PM (3MiF8)
An upper-middle-class Australian is governed by different values from those of a welfare clan in a Detroit 'hood.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2017 01:29 PM (0jtPF)
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Welfare clans in a Detroit 'hood aren't Anglo, though.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 01:37 PM (/qEW2)
But the press has had Tillerson resigning/fired since the minute he was sworn in.
Posted by: Fortunato at November 30, 2017 01:38 PM (zgu4V)
Not just catholic schools. The Evangelical church I send mine to also do discounts like that.
Also have *some* financial aid money for people that can't afford the tuition (not a lot, but some).
Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at November 30, 2017 01:49 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 12:44 PM (W+vEI)
Look up "beta male" in the dictionary, and his picture is there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2017 01:49 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Ron Howard at November 30, 2017 01:22 PM (bc2Lc)
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Andy. Single
Barney. Single
Floyd. Single
Gomer. Single
Goober. Single
Howard. Single
Otis. Married.
Draw your own conclusions."
Okay, so I checked Wikipedia:
Andy Griffith Show: 1960-68
Andy Griffith: married 1949-1972, 1973-1981, 1983-2012 (death)
Barney/Don Knotts: married 1947-1964, 1974-1983, 2002-2006 (death)
Floyd/Howard McNear: married 1902-1969 (death)
Gomer/Jim Nabors: gay
Goober/George Lindsey: married 1955-1991
Howard/Jack Dodson: married 1960-1964 (death)
Conclusion: Nearly all the actors were married for the entire run of the TV show, and only one noted in Wikipedia as being gay was Jim Nabors.
Posted by: pst314 at November 30, 2017 01:50 PM (T4dRn)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 01:55 PM (/qEW2)
Heterosexual British Man: "Ugh, of course I didn't do that. I did have my lips on it. But no kissing per se. Jeesus what a question."
Anigo: "You use this word 'heterosexual' but I don't think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 30, 2017 02:02 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 01:24 PM (LiyEm)
There was actually a term for that: "the revenge of the cradle". As in, the French population of Canada was taking revenge for the annexation of Quebec by the British, by outbreeding them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2017 02:09 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 30, 2017 02:18 PM (MwpRk)
Posted by: obsidian at November 30, 2017 02:25 PM (ARK2U)
Posted by: Mario V. Albano at November 30, 2017 02:36 PM (TxJb3)
Posted by: Mephistefales at November 30, 2017 02:54 PM (uZ2gl)
Posted by: General Giap at November 30, 2017 05:01 PM (GXPWI)
It's the real reason I don't go to the hunt camp anymore!
And that's what I'm saying to the guys when I send the link.
In actuality, let's just say I'm not allowed to bring a Costco sized bag of dried fruit in deer season. Munch all day, and best farts ever at night.
Posted by: Asko at November 30, 2017 06:53 PM (TZtdT)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 30, 2017 07:17 PM (Ndje9)
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