Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/28/17) Woot-Woot Edition!!


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(Meet The Boss! Watch out hamsters!!!!)


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(Let's jump into The ONT)


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Quotes of The Day

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We live in strange times. Never has maleness been more difficult, less socially acceptable, and more dangerous to one’s health, wellbeing, career, and liberty. A once-proud gender, a bit under 50% of humanity, has been, through the miracle of gender fluidity, the invention of new pronouns, legislation, public opinion and politics, reduced to uncertain pariah status, at least on the coasts, on college campuses and now in the halls of Congress. Mike McDaniel


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“I know a lot of white Christians who are upset by what’s happening at Standing Rock, and upset by our segregated communities. But they don’t necessarily see how our Christian patterns over the last several hundred years have created the conditions for those things, so they don’t feel responsible for them.” Jeannine Hill Fletcher

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None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience. Dorothy L. Sayers


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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder or A fool and his money is soon parted.

An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction.

Giselle is a 19-year-old American model who put her virginity for sale on the website cinderella-escorts.com.
The websites specialises in ‘International High-Class Escorts’. The website also has a section where women can sell their virginity to the highest bidder.
The website reports that the highest bidder was a businessman from Abu Dhabi of €2.5 million ($2.95 million). This was then followed by a Hollywood actor then a Russian politician.

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We sent a man to the moon. We've sent a "rover" to Mars. So why does our cell service suck?

If you're living in the US, there's a good chance you're using a phone on one of the four major carriers: Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, and Sprint. But in my conversations with friends, family and colleagues, I feel like I rarely hear anyone claim they're actually happy with their cell service. If you're reading this story, it's possible you're also dissatisfied.

To boot, US carriers don't rank too well against other carriers abroad. According to the MobiNEX research report conducted by Aptelligent published in October of last year, the US landed in 10th place out of 25 for overall carrier performance, including reliability and speeds. Ahead of the US, in order: Japan, France, the UK, Canada, Mexico, Italy, Germany, Spain, and Australia.

I still travel in areas where there is no signal.

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Hypocrisy on full display, The wrath of do-gooders.

Everyone agrees that to be left-wing and liberal is to be a better, more caring and compassionate human being. It proves what an enlightened and open-minded person you are. It sets you apart from conservatives and right-wingers, those selfish and nasty folk who are obviously racist, oafish and horrid. I mean, just look at Nigel Farage, Donald Trump and people of that ilk. Aren’t they ghastly?

All this is true, right? Wrong. Being caring is actually a licence to be nasty. Not only this year have we witnessed a torrent of abuse and slander from the supposedly caring left, directed at so-called populists in the UK and the US, we have also seen physical violence acted upon them. Consider the aftermath of the US presidential election. On the New York subway, someone tried to strangle a 24-year-old wearing a ‘Make America Great Again’ cap. A 49-year-old in Chicago was dragged down the street by a crowd screaming ‘you voted Trump!’ and ‘you’re gonna pay for that shit!’. In Maryland, a group of high-school protesters – carrying signs with the words ‘Love Trumps Hate’ – came across a 15-year-old fellow student wearing a Trump hat and beat him up.

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The old administration, "Parts is parts." The new administration, "Not so fast."

We are living through a remarkable time in history. Almost daily, those in influential positions who once appeared untouchable are falling out of popular favor as their abuses are exposed.

Earlier this month, one particularly corrupt institution was dealt back-to-back blows: Planned Parenthood, the nation’s largest abortion business.

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Need a vegan pizza? Probably not, but.............Pizza Hut is now making vegan pizza.

If the only thing stopping you from inhaling Pizza Hut is that it’s not vegan, you … no longer have that excuse. The U.K. arm of the chain announced today that a nondairy cheese will be joining its menu in two days, on November 29.

Because nothing says that was f*cking tasty like fake cheese and faker pepperoni.

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Much Vaunted National Health System.

34-year old Kelly Yeoman was initially hospitalized for a small "fluid filled sac" on her ovary. But by the time the (rocket?) surgeons were done with her, she was left confined to a hospital bed, her body "slowly filling with her own excrement."

And since it's not likely that her care's going to be getting any better under the auspices of the MVNHS©, her family and friends are trying to raise about $13,000 so she can avail herself of private treatment.

And it's urgent:

"[H]er bowel could perforate at any moment – at best meaning she would need a colostomy."

But hey, free!

[update] Give the ibguy your vote for his blog.

No comment from the 1%er Bernie Sanders.

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Five States ask the worthless, do-nothing, useless Congress to pass CCW National Reciprocity.

A group of state attorneys general has signed on to a letter urging lawmakers to approve a measure that would allow universal recognition if concealed carry permits across the nation.

The letter, signed by the top legal advisors in Alabama, Louisiana, Missouri, Montana and South Carolina, supports the passage the Constitutional Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act of 2017, a U.S. Senate bill, or the Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act of 2017, a similar measure in the U.S. House.

“Passing this law would not expand who’s allowed to have a concealed weapon permit,” said South Carolina Attorney General Alan Wilson in a statement. “It just eliminates the confusion we have now over which states recognize which other states’ permits and makes that constitutional right uniform across the country. The Framers were unwavering in their right to self-protection and steadfast in their support of the Second Amendment.”

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"Experts Say Universal Basic Income Would Boost US Economy by Staggering $2.5 Trillion"

In recent months, everyone from Elon Musk to Sir Richard Branson has come out in favor of universal basic income (UBI), a system in which every person receives a regular payment simply for being alive. Now, a study carried out by the Roosevelt Institute has concluded that implementing a UBI in the U.S. could have a positive effect on the nation’s economy.

The study looked at three separate proposals: a “basic income” of $1,000 per month given to every adult, a “base income” of $500 per month given to every adult, and a “child allowance” of $250 per month for every child. The researchers concluded that the larger the sum, the more significant the positive economic impact.

The ONT says BULLSHIT.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


November 28, 1993, Steppenwolf drummer Jerry Edmonton was killed in a car crash not far from his Santa Barbara, California home, he was 47. Steppenwolf had the 1969 US No.2 & UK No.30 single 'Born To Be Wild'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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November 28, 1943, Born on this day, Randy Newman, singer, songwriter, Composer of 'Mama Told Me Not To Come', 'Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear', 1977 US No.2 single 'Short People.' Film soundtracks including 'Ragtime.' Once hailed as the greatest songwriter alive by Paul McCartney. Since the 1980s, Newman has worked mostly as a film composer, his film scores include Ragtime, Toy Story; A Bug's Life; Toy Story 2; Monsters, Inc.; Cars; Toy Story 3; and Monsters University. via thisdayinmusic.com

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For every action there is a reaction. Antifa activist Yvette Felarca is being sued by former U-Cal student.

The former president of the Berkeley College Republicans has sued known Antifa activist Yvette Felarca after a “frivolous” restraining she had filed against him was dropped.

“Felarca’s frivolous legal actions were meant to intimidate me and hinder my political activism, but also prevented me from going to class on occasion. I can now go on with my main purpose at UC Berkeley, which is to get an education and exercise my free speech rights without interference,” Troy Worden told Campus Reform after both a temporary and permanent restraining order were dismissed.

"Felarca and her attorney attempted to make free speech expensive and it is time that they pay for their misuse of the court system."

Now, Worden and his attorney, Mark Meuser, have announced in a press release that they will be seeking more than $100,000 in damages from Felarca, noting that the restraining orders were an attempt to restrict Worden’s First Amendment rights.

What's that old college chant, "Hit her again, harder, harder"? Hope her wallet takes a beating.

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The dream of lifting and separating.


Pantie Quilt


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So is this guy related to Al Franken? Genius Award Winner.

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Thankfulness takes many shapes and forms. And it is never too late to show your appreciation. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Proactivity.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Mood swings are not considered exercise.

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1 *Takes Checkered Flag*

*does donuts on the infield*

*drinks milk*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Yowza!! Let's all pitch in to pay for hamster feed! This going cold turkey sucks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2017 09:52 PM (5tSKk)

3 Howdy!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2017 09:53 PM (kufk0)

4 Excuse me, but which way is the restroom?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (na+2c)

5 Fist!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (e9G8E)

6 Evening, all

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (cHbmY)

7 Never has maleness been more difficult, less socially acceptable, and more dangerous to one's health, wellbeing, career, and liberty. A once-proud gender, a bit under 50% of humanity, has been, through the miracle of gender fluidity, the invention of new pronouns, legislation, public opinion and politics, reduced to uncertain pariah status, at least on the coasts, on college campuses and now in the halls of Congress. Mike McDaniel

Yet, inexplicably, it's the sex that does all of the serious work that makes civilization. All. Of. It.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (YqDXo)

8 I'm toying with the idea of breaking open an alcoholic beverage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (na+2c)

9 Another fabulous ONT. You are the best, MisHum!

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (1w7Vb)

10 This was then followed by a Hollywood actor then a Russian politician.
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What did sloppy seconds go for?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2017 09:55 PM (5tSKk)

11 Yet, inexplicably, it's the sex that does all of the serious work that makes civilization. All. Of. It.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (YqDXo)



Plus, fart jokes.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 28, 2017 09:55 PM (z/Ubi)

12 I will dream of deer jerky and whiskey tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2017 09:56 PM (zLDYs)

13 No bra bridge for Arizona. Sad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2017 09:56 PM (na+2c)

14 Wow, Pixy looks exactly the way I've always pictured him.

Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2017 09:56 PM (14URa)

15 11 Yet, inexplicably, it's the sex that does all of the serious work that makes civilization. All. Of. It.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (YqDXo)


Plus, fart jokes.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 28, 2017 09:55 PM (z/Ubi)


Yes. Not necessarily in order of importance. Fart jokes, FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2017 09:56 PM (YqDXo)

16 I'm fairly certain at this point, we need somebody like John Mayer to write a song about Lena Dunham and how he shamed himself when he was struggling to make a name for himself. Katy Perry will do as a lyrical subject as well.

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2017 09:57 PM (wx3l0)

17 9 Another fabulous ONT. You are the best, MisHum!
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (1w7Vb)

Flattery.

Just might get you places.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 09:57 PM (3/sUh)

18 Evening Horde! Worked like a dog today training my H1B to take my job.

So, what did I miss?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2017 09:59 PM (tr2D7)

19 I'm often confused with Randy Newman. Folks are disappointed Newman isn't dead.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Landesberg at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (bc2Lc)

20 The Leftist billionaires calling for a universal basic income could easily hand out the bucks themselves. But they aren't, are they?

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (ANIFC)

21 LOVE that last pic!

Thanks for a fun ONT, MisHum - and for the link-love.

For those so inclined, voting is still open for the Favorite Health Blog Award (see sidebar).

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (vUcdz)

22 I thought it was something to do with Yoko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (EZebt)

23 Baby Sister Update

So the trip to Shands yesterday was kind of a bust: Joyce did not end up having an Avastin day. There's a silver lining, though: Hubby thinks there's a good chance she'll be approved for Optune shortly, and getting the Avastin yesterday might have screwed that up (clinical trial rules).

She had PT this morning - always enjoys that.

[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (vUcdz)

24 the chain announced today that a nondairy cheese will be joining its menu in two days,
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WTF is 'non-dairy cheese'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:03 PM (5OO3x)

25 Do. Not. Want. One. National. Concealed carry law.

Once enacted, the next Lib Admin could wipe this out Nationally with one vote.

Leave this with the states, please.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (tFQkB)

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A very full and satisfying ONT.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (KdDCu)

27 >>> She had PT this morning - always enjoys that.

Did she call Jody cadence?

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (cHbmY)

28 Oh, FFS, Drudge says the tax vote is down to McVain for some unknown reason.


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (ylUqT)

29 24 the chain announced today that a nondairy cheese will be joining its menu in two days,
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WTF is 'non-dairy cheese'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:03 PM (5OO3x)

Cheese that didn't have a family

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (ANIFC)

30 I think I'm finally done decorating for Christmas. There's precious little left in the basement, anyways!
It's all out on display! My decorating philsophy has always been - "More is More"

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:05 PM (1w7Vb)

31 None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience. Dorothy L. Sayers

The left has been trying to teach me how wicked I am for about 40 years now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2017 10:05 PM (EZebt)

32 Yeah! AoSHQ is back! Major withdrawal today. 3000% increase in productivity at work.


Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 28, 2017 10:05 PM (mrsAC)

33 WTF is 'non-dairy cheese'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:03 PM (5OO3x)

Probably comes from tofudebeests.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:05 PM (H+ulh)

34 "I think I'm finally done decorating for Christmas. There's precious little left in the basement, anyways!
It's all out on display! My decorating philsophy has always been - "More is More""
-Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:05 PM (1w7Vb)

*sigh*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

35 Thanks for the ONT.

On this, of all days, I realize how much I like this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 10:06 PM (ZgKFD)

36 Flattery.

Just might get you places.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 09:57 PM (3/sUh)

I can be packed and ready to go in 15 minutes, if it's someplace good!

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:06 PM (1w7Vb)

37 Well gee, if the economy simply grows the bigger the basic income is, then let's make it $500,000/person!


Imagine the size of the economy then!!


(I do not believe this unfairly lampoons the intellectual level of those making such absurd assertions)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:06 PM (2835Q)

38 Leave this with the states, please.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (tFQkB)
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Isn't it a reciprocity law only?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:06 PM (ylUqT)

39 Our day-long national nightmare is over!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

40 "I still travel in areas where there is no signal."

Me too! It is ridiculous!

Posted by: Locke Common at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (5nEMV)

41
With Ace offline, I got some house cleaning done.
Still more to do. Lotta clutter needs to be re-gifted.

Anyone want some?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (KdDCu)

42 WTF is 'non-dairy cheese'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:03 PM (5OO3x)

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A cured rubber cement like product that physically resembles mozzarella, but its taste and texture are like no known cheese in existence.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (tFQkB)

43 Give everybody one of those trillion dollar coins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

44 A cured rubber cement like product that physically
resembles mozzarella, but its taste and texture are like no known cheese
in existence.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (tFQkB)

Not as good as the real thing.

Posted by: Cheese Fucker at November 28, 2017 10:09 PM (cGz5Q)

45 >>> Anyone want some?

You're not my type.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2017 10:09 PM (cHbmY)

46 "An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction."

What's that joke? We've already established what you are and are now just haggling over the price.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 28, 2017 10:10 PM (3JQ/p)

47 The Transgendering of Leviathan's Children

It is an established tenet of the broader Left that you do not have children -- the state does.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14107

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2017 10:10 PM (itfg0)

48 Side draft, if it's a reciprocity law, then no, repealing it would not affect state-level policies and laws. Only the reciprocity of recognizing permits in other states.


I think.


That there needs to be a law at all is a blazing dumpster fire reminding all of how lawless the country is. Whatever principle makes driver's licenses and marriage licenses and other permits universally accepted should result in universal reciprocity instantly.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:10 PM (2835Q)

49 A cured rubber cement like product
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Paste is better!!

Posted by: Joey B. at November 28, 2017 10:10 PM (nILVB)

50 No-dairy cheese is from a non-dairy animal. In other words, could be from any lactating entity. Think about that.
'Son, have you ever milked a cat?'

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2017 10:10 PM (zLDYs)

51 41
With Ace offline, I got some house cleaning done.
Still more to do. Lotta clutter needs to be re-gifted.

Anyone want some?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (KdDCu)

Everybody wants some

Posted by: Van Halen at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (ANIFC)

52 I think that no one in the Horde will be visiting the Men's Warehouse anytime soon.

A tweet from it's founder:

https://twitter.com/GregShugar/status/935699645707309057

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (itfg0)

53 The day your website went down was the longest day of your life. But for Bison, it was Tuesday.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (rnAwa)

54 46 "An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction."

What's that joke? We've already established what you are and are now just haggling over the price.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 28, 2017 10:10 PM (3JQ/p)

If you have $3 million lying around to spend on poontang, odds are you could get poontang much more easily than spending $3 million on it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

55 wtf is non dairy cheese? joe biden eats it everyday. it's a type of spackle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

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WTF is 'non-dairy cheese'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Sort of like 'non-oxygen air'.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (IqV8l)

57 I don't believe the disclaimer that the contretemps wasn't initiated by placing the Pixy server on a Phas3 shelf.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 28, 2017 10:12 PM (DMUuz)

58 Leave this with the states, please.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (tFQkB)
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Isn't it a reciprocity law only?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:06 PM (ylUqT

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I was thinking and commenting in a "Camel's nose in the tent" fashion. IMO, if they get in there, they will not simply stop with reciprocity. History shows that .Gov creep is inevitable.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:12 PM (tFQkB)

59 A divorced, American actress? I'm spinning like a lathe.

Posted by: Lady Diana at November 28, 2017 10:12 PM (bc2Lc)

60 I'm just glad they figured out how to fix it. It was truly annoying not to be able to check in this afternoon.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:13 PM (1w7Vb)

61 I'm thinking they came to the clown, the clown didn't come to them.

Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2017 10:13 PM (6dFYM)

62 >>Oh, FFS, Drudge says the tax vote is down to McVain for some unknown reason.


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man

I've got this.

Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at November 28, 2017 10:14 PM (2cuLk)

63 Jordan Peterson is a f#cking treasure. If you're not following him, you're not fighting to save our civilization.

Two posts in one day? That's more de-lurking than I've done in the last two (four? six?) years.

Posted by: IncredibleCO at November 28, 2017 10:14 PM (u+kHZ)

64 Is 'non-dairy cheese' like turkey bacon?

Nasty stuff.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:15 PM (1w7Vb)

65 >>> If you have $3 million lying around to spend on poontang, odds are you could get poontang much more easily than spending $3 million on it.

You could lease a lot of Ferraris for $3M.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2017 10:15 PM (cHbmY)

66 If you have $3 million lying around to spend on poontang, odds are you could get poontang much more easily than spending $3 million on it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

That "model" sure ain't all that hawt. Over-painted eyebrows, and exceedingly puffy lips. Maybe that's why the arab was high bidder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:15 PM (H+ulh)

67 59
A divorced, American actress? I'm spinning like a lathe.

Posted by: Lady Diana at November 28, 2017 10:12 PM (bc2Lc)

Me, too ! ! !

Posted by: Walis Simpson at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (mrsAC)

68 Exec summary on Men's Wearhouse chief: racist, totalitarian, idiotic, or combo?


(figured this would cover the likely possibilities)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (2835Q)

69 Good: Michigan is slouching towards constitutional carry.
Meh: That doesn't do any good for reciprocity. A MI resident with a hypothetical right to ConCarry in MI can't carry in, say, IN without a card.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (y87Qq)

70 Hmmm. Got it together in time for the ONT. Nice.

Posted by: tbodie at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (Yllyl)

71 I'm thinking they came to the clown, the clown didn't come to them.

Posted by: torabora
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All clowns do this. Everyone knows it.

Posted by: Cokie Roberts at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (5OO3x)

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A divorced, American actress? I'm spinning like a lathe.
Posted by: Lady Diana


Your car certainly was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (IqV8l)

73 The study looked at three separate proposals a basic income of $1,000 per month given to every adult, a base income of $500 per month given to every adult, and a child allowance of $250 per month for every child. The researchers concluded that the larger the sum, the more significant the positive economic impact.

The ONT says BULLSHIT.


People who feel this way should be forced to live in neighborhoods where most of the people are on welfare, and they should be forced to send their kids to schools where most of the kids are from welfare families.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

74 "An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction."

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Good lord! I couldn't give mine away!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 28, 2017 10:17 PM (+y/Ru)

75 wife told me she saw arby's is buying buffalo wild wings. great timing dumb fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

76 I was a lousy Naval aviatior, and I'm a lousy Senator.

Posted by: John McCain at November 28, 2017 10:17 PM (qYCgM)

77 You could lease a lot of Ferraris for $3M.
Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2017 10:15 PM (cHbmY)

You could buy an E-type Jag roadster, and hire a full-time mechanic to keep it running, and have the greatest crumpet-catcher ever known to Man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (H+ulh)

78 A divorced, American actress? I'm spinning like a lathe.

The actually-shocking part is that she doesn't appear to have any tattoos.

Posted by: not that I've done an in-depth investigation at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (58Bo8)

79 68 Exec summary on Men's Wearhouse chief: racist, totalitarian, idiotic, or combo?


(figured this would cover the likely possibilities)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:16 PM (2835Q)

Douchebag.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (3/sUh)

80 For years I've given the Horde a standard McCain briefing, based on extensive direct experience:


He's dumber than you think, and he's more psycho than you think.


This may have to be retired, as it's likely the Horde's perceptions have caught up with reality, thanks to the despicable cretin's behavior in the last year or so.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (2835Q)

81 If we gave everyone five pounds of pot per month, the economy would increase by one million percent.

Posted by: Domino's Pizza Overlords at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (qYCgM)

82 Basic income? I'll take it! Problem is, I'd also quit/retire, so instead of contributing a metric sh!t ton in taxes, I'd become a net drain. How does that help the economy?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (3JQ/p)

83 Aerophobia? Nyet. Trialaphobia? Ochevidno!

https://tinyurl.com/y98gsc6o

Posted by: Prosecutor General Poklonskaya at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (4bjXi)

84 Drudge says the tax vote is down to McVain for some unknown reason.

-
Great! Kamikaze McKane.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (+y/Ru)

85 for 3m you could get better looking trim than that spoiled assed skank. by accident. we truly live in stupid times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

86 McStain is the GOPe's designated blame taker, doing the dirty deed for them so they can appear to be trying.

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (cGz5Q)

87 I think that no one in the Horde will be visiting the Men's Warehouse anytime soon.



A tweet from it's founder:



https://twitter.com/GregShugar/status/935699645707309057

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (itfg0)
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Googling, I don't see any connection at all between this guy and Men's Warehouse. Where did you see it?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (ylUqT)

88 I found my way back to Ace!

(sigh)

Posted by: Garmin at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (8MK3R)

89
I wasn't expecting those tax cuts to make it through congress. They probably weren't going to be worth much anyway. The grapes were probably sour, said the fox.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (KdDCu)

90 Randy Newman wrote Political Science, which I have played on the guitar for the the amusement of my Australian friends.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (wQhv+)

91 25 Do. Not. Want. One. National. Concealed carry law.

Once enacted, the next Lib Admin could wipe this out Nationally with one vote.

Leave this with the states, please.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:04 PM (tFQkB)

++++

No, they couldn't. First, you are ignorant as to what the legislation is that is being discussed. It is not a national carry license. It is reciprocity legislation that would make one state's carry permit valid in all the states, much like a drivers license works today.

The most a future government could do would be to eliminate the reciprocity and revert things back to what they are now. The would not have acquired the magical ability to ban concealed carry.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (FUu/Z)

92 Three Million would buy a really nice place by the lake and a comfortable retirement.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:22 PM (1w7Vb)

93 There is never a shortage of idiots proclaiming that, "If we all work together, we can take buckets of water from the deep end and make the shallow end of the pool deeper!"

That's not even "mental gymnastics". That's pure ignorance of what a Market is.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)

94 Men's Wearhouse. Buy one suit, get thirty five suits for free. And forty ties.

Posted by: Kwality Haberdashery at November 28, 2017 10:22 PM (qYCgM)

95 Will I be on John's Left or Right Leg?!?

Posted by: Therapeutic Boot at November 28, 2017 10:23 PM (8MK3R)

96 Aerophobia? Nyet. Trialaphobia? Ochevidno!

https://tinyurl.com/y98gsc6o
Posted by: Prosecutor General Poklonskaya at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (4bjXi)

Leave it to me, I can handle that.

Posted by: The Little Engine That Could at November 28, 2017 10:23 PM (H+ulh)

97 I've always wanted to see another senator say "Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?" to McCain to see if he would swan dive into themoarble floor of the rotunda ala the Manchurian Candidate...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 28, 2017 10:24 PM (5pTgP)

98 94: and, a really bitchin fedora.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

99 I think that no one in the Horde will be visiting the Men's Warehouse anytime soon.



A tweet from it's founder:



https://twitter.com/GregShugar/status/935699645707309057

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2017 10:11 PM (itfg0)
===============================
Googling, I don't see any connection at all between this guy and Men's Warehouse. Where did you see it?


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (ylUqT)


Aack! Saw the Men's Warehouse ad and thought it was the search result for him.

Turns out he founded the "Tie Bar"

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2017 10:24 PM (itfg0)

100 97 I've always wanted to see another senator say "Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?" to McCain to see if he would swan dive into themoarble floor of the rotunda ala the Manchurian Candidate...
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC

The *Marble* floor even. too much Val-u-rite while waiting for AoSHQ to come back...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 28, 2017 10:25 PM (5pTgP)

101 Trump wins again. Congress today approved his ninth federal judge in his first term far surpassing Obama who got 3 and even Reagan who got 8.

If only we had a media that told the truth.

https://politicalwire.com/2017/11/28/trump-gets-another-victory-judges/

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (/tuJf)

102 Turns out he founded the "Tie Bar"
Posted by: The Political Hat


I am NOT googling that ...

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (AoK0a)

103 92 Three Million would buy a really nice place by the lake and a comfortable retirement.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:22 PM (1w7Vb

And a lot of good coffee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (3/sUh)

104 Randy Newman, singer, songwriter, Composer of ... 'Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear'


Before I even knew who Fozzie Bear and Scooter were, I knew that song thanks to our record player..


"They'll love us!"
"Don't they!"
"They'll feed us!"
"Won't they?"

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (XKZwp)

105 If I sink tax reform, the New York Times will say nice things about me. That would be a feather in my cap!

Posted by: John Douchebag McCain at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (qYCgM)

106 Turns out he founded the "Tie Bar"
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2017 10:24 PM (itfg0)

So he's a Tie Ladyboy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (H+ulh)

107 Sure, I'll go to Tie Bar with you, so long as you leave one hand free.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 28, 2017 10:26 PM (398bZ)

108 Back when kneeling was un-fvcking-thinkable....

https://youtu.be/VHMi-j7W2gM


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2017 10:27 PM (8iiMU)

109 An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction.

Why would anyone pay a million dollars for that? I mean, I get it that she's not like the $15 meth whores on "Cops", but a million dollars.
Also, I'm wondering if the virgin is smart enough to invest the money rather than spend it stupidly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

110 Non-dairy cheese is like non-alcoholic beer.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 28, 2017 10:27 PM (Vji0+)

111 I haven't had an interest in entering a Men's Warehouse since they publically endorsed the Occupoopers back in 2011--and, subsequently, had at least one of their stores vandalized by them.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 28, 2017 10:27 PM (5sQ8t)

112 Lots of places in the American West with no cell service. Since it's line of sight those pesky mountains and tall trees can get in the way. I actually like that aspect though. It keeps most nimrods from talking or texting when they need to be watching their step. As in don't step on that rattler, idiot! A lot of people depend upon their phones in case they get into trouble or hurt. "I don't need to carry a bunch of stuff, I have my phone!"
Famous last words.

Posted by: Winston at November 28, 2017 10:28 PM (XlcO7)

113 Doesn't the tie bar have something to do with a car?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l)

114 He's dumber than you think, and he's more psycho than you think.

This may have to be retired, as it's likely the Horde's perceptions have caught up with reality, thanks to the despicable cretin's behavior in the last year or so.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:19 PM (2835Q)

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I have read for years about how literally insane he is and how badly he treats his staff and anyone else around him as a result.

Why anyone hangs with this fcuking fossil is totally beyond me. He lives and serves to be a contrarian prick to preserve the "Maverick" image he so cherishes.

I respect his military service, as controversial as it was. I despise his Congressional "Service" in all the years since.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:29 PM (tFQkB)

115 Fritz,
I wouldn't know a John Mayer or Katie Perry song if I heard one. I'm proud of myself for that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

116 Since there's a bit of gun talk going on, in other actual news, SCOTUS declines to take the appeal of a circuit decision on MD's "assault weapons" law (Kolbe vs. Hogan).


All the usual 187-dimensional chess speculation ensues, about why, and what next, etc.


Bottom line: for now, lower courts have "reversed" SCOTUS on a key part of Heller (firearms in common use), as a practical matter. And with contempt, if you read their ruling.


Likely additional bottom line: CA (possibly other states) get "assault weapons" ban within a year.


And no, kindly "then move out of CA" know-nothings, the issue is not CA, but the fact that the 2A - unique among all constitutional rights - will be, de facto, made optional at the state level. If things don't change. Lawlessness, it's what's for dinner, breakfast, and lunch.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:29 PM (QDnY+)

117 WTF is 'non-dairy cheese'?


It's the Velveeta wannabe of cheese.
Even CheeseWhiz is embarrassed to be seen with it.

Posted by: geoffb at November 28, 2017 10:30 PM (zOpu5)

118 Back at the main site. Ahhhhh.

Thanks to Pixy, but not thanks to the overkill of the music industry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:31 PM (hyuyC)

119 I don't get cell phone service inside my office building. It's the weirdest thing. We are kind of in a hole.

When I leave my office, my phone starts going crazy, loading all the mail and messages.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:31 PM (1w7Vb)

120 If you can, please help.

https://tinyurl.com/y9vlfr7p

Thanks in advance, Horde.


I'm going to put this in the Daywalker Realm too, if that's okay.

Posted by: just trying to get extra help for the bereaved family of a childhood friend at November 28, 2017 10:32 PM (4bjXi)

121 ALH

Faraday cage. Lots of shielding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:32 PM (hyuyC)

122 I hate hate hate that short people song.

Posted by: Alana at November 28, 2017 10:32 PM (o3d0j)

123 Why anyone hangs with this fcuking fossil is totally beyond me. He lives and serves to be a contrarian prick to preserve the "Maverick" image he so cherishes.

-------

And he goes on and on about Winona Ryder

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2017 10:32 PM (ANIFC)

124 As in don't step on that rattler, idiot! A lot of people depend upon their phones in case they get into trouble or hurt. "I don't need to carry a bunch of stuff, I have my phone!"
Famous last words.
Posted by: Winston at November 28, 2017 10:28 PM (XlcO7)

Sometimes, I almost wish I could talk. Then I could tell Timmy's Dad that his stupid git of a son fell in the well again because he was texting on his damned phone instead of watching where he put his stupid feet. But I can't talk, can I?

"Arf, arf, arf. Whine, whine."

Posted by: Lassie at November 28, 2017 10:33 PM (H+ulh)

125 Good evening everybody.


I've got nothing.


I'm going to sit over here in the corner and let y'all amuse me.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:33 PM (wPiJc)

126 119 I don't get cell phone service inside my office building. It's the weirdest thing. We are kind of in a hole.

-------

That or you all wear tin foil hats?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:33 PM (3/sUh)

127 @25 Do. Not. Want. One. National. Concealed carry law.

Once enacted, the next Lib Admin could wipe this out Nationally with one vote.

Leave this with the states, please.
-------------------

It'll stay with the states, actually. The bill is a "reciprocity" bill. The thinking is that if you live in North Dakota, you don't need to get a New York driver's license if you want to drive a car during your vacation in New York. Similarly, if you have a carry permit in your home state, you should be allowed to carry in states that you're traveling through. You shouldn't have to worry about getting arrested because you ran afoul of gun laws when your flight had an unexpected stopover in New York City (which *has* happened in the past).

In short, it will still be up to the states to issue permits. So don't expect too many Bay Area Californians to be utilizing their CCW rights while visiting Texas (because they don't have any, unless they're politically connected). But a Texan visiting California will be able to utilize his right if he has the necessary permit back home.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 10:33 PM (+EL0+)

128 So I amuse you, Muldoon? Huh?


What, like a clown, huh?!!


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:34 PM (2835Q)

129 Does the entire country of Russia have solid cell service? China? Australia? Brazil?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

130 And no, kindly "then move out of CA" know-nothings, the issue is not CA,
but the fact that the 2A - unique among all constitutional rights -
will be, de facto, made optional at the state level.
============================

It has always been optional at the state level, unless state constitutions guarantee a right to keep and bear arms.

The federal Constitution only limits Congress. And, presumably, federal courts (if they are inclined to accept the limit, that is). The federal limitation has zero impact on state legislatures. Only a state Constitution can limit their actions.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:34 PM (ylUqT)

131 20 The Leftist billionaires calling for a universal basic income could easily hand out the bucks themselves. But they aren't, are they?
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (ANIFC)



It's not their bucks they want handed out.

Confiscate the bucks of any sum over $10 million and watch a bunch of newfound conservatives bleat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2017 10:34 PM (YqDXo)

132 Muldoon,

Turnaround is fair play. You've amused us all this time.

Please hold my beverage.

"Dancing is vertical demonstration of horizontal intention."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:35 PM (hyuyC)

133 I saw Steppenwolf live on a Hot August Night in Reno in a free open air concert.

Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2017 10:35 PM (6dFYM)

134 No, they couldn't. First, you are ignorant as to what the legislation is that is being discussed. It is not a national carry license. It is reciprocity legislation that would make one state's carry permit valid in all the states, much like a drivers license works today.

The most a future government could do would be to eliminate the reciprocity and revert things back to what they are now. The would not have acquired the magical ability to ban concealed carry.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:21 PM (FUu/Z)

----------

I see you ignored my next post about the Camel's nose in the tent. Have you not been watching our .Gov at work during your lifetime?

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:35 PM (tFQkB)

135 I forget who posted it today but it fits perfectly with my world view. Gun free zones are nothing to me I just don't care. I carry everywhere.

I have always thought that way. Criminals are carrying and I'm not because of some unconstitutional dumb ass law? Hell no! Every criminal is carrying so as a law abiding citizen I sure as hell will too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 28, 2017 10:35 PM (3BFzK)

136 Does the entire country of Russia have solid cell service? China? Australia? Brazil?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

I'll bet Luxembourg has killer service in the whole country.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 28, 2017 10:36 PM (T71PA)

137 The enforced silence of the website forced me to put up Christmas lights. Them big bulb C9 light strings remind me of the 60's.
PSE better get that reserve windmill on line or there's gonna be a brownout when Christmas lights come on at dusk.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 28, 2017 10:36 PM (e1mEI)

138 >>>Doesn't the tie bar have something to do with a car?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l)<<<

Tie Bar is my Cousin.

Posted by: Tyrod Taylor (Buffalo Bills QB) at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (0oR+H)

139 No tin foil hats, MisHum. We're not the Mental Health Clinic. That's up the road.
The receptionist is the only one who gets cell phone service and she's on Boost Mobile.
I've got Verizon, the Boss has AT&T, and neither one of us gets service.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (1w7Vb)

140 @58 I was thinking and commenting in a "Camel's nose in the tent" fashion. IMO, if they get in there, they will not simply stop with reciprocity. History shows that .Gov creep is inevitable.
------------------

The government's already tried creep. And they got smacked down hard. Gun Control at the Federal level has been a dead issue ever since the '90s era ban was allowed to die. The Dems will talk tough about it. And they'll fight to keep the Federal laws from becoming more permissive. But that's the extent of it. Anyone who does push for gun control at that level lives in a blue state, and is pushing legislation that everyone knows will be DOA.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (+EL0+)

141 Wife: You're shirtless?
 
(husband nods)
 
Wife: And covered in ... oil?
 
Husband: Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?
 
Wife: Listen. You never listen.
 
Husband: Oh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (hyuyC)

142 The study on "basic income" increasing the economy says it only works if you get the money by adding to the deficit, and not if you raise taxes for it.

Ya think?

News flash: printing $2.5 trillion dollars in paper money out of thin air would result in $2.5 trillion dollars more of paper money in the economy. Of course it won't be worth that much by a long shot.

Posted by: MW at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (wNx6K)

143 So the 1st, 5th, and 4th amendments (just to name the most obvious) don't bind the states? Hmmm, that's news to me. Is incorporation against the states a "by amendment" question - it doesn't apply to all of them? Or each one has to specifically be ruled to do so?


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (2835Q)

144 Wrong tabbed this.

Cokie Roberts was interviewed and said it was common knowledge among her
staff that accepting home cooked dinner invite from Jeffrey Dahmer was
not a good idea, but couldn't see where it was necessary to actually
warn others. The man's got urges that have to find an outlet you know.

Posted by: geoffb at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (zOpu5)

145 I hate hate hate that short people song.
Posted by: Alana
---------

How do you think I feel?

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (5OO3x)

146 "Dancing is vertical demonstration of horizontal intention."

Posted by: NaCly Dog


******


Eww.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (wPiJc)

147 The TIE Bar is where Imperial pilots go for a drink.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (0oR+H)

148 When I see someone in trouble, I'm going to now make the quick judgement call, "Did that person vote for Trump?" If I think "no" and there are so many tells, I will not help. Fuck em all. I know they hate me, my way of life, my family, and would never think to help even if they knew how.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (3BFzK)

149 Grease toddler needs a wife-beater T-shirt. Then it would be perfect.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (wPiJc)

150 Put the Lime in the Coconut and shake it all up.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:39 PM (1w7Vb)

151 41
With Ace offline, I got some house cleaning done.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 10:07 PM (KdDCu)


Yeah, I need Ace to go offline on a weekend.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

152
119 I don't get cell phone service inside my office building. It's the weirdest thing. We are kind of in a hole.

When I leave my office, my phone starts going crazy, loading all the mail and messages.
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:31 PM (1w7Vb)

You work in a Faraway cage! HA-HA!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 28, 2017 10:41 PM (e1mEI)

153 Sorry Muldoon, that all the wit I gots.

I'm now officially witless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:41 PM (hyuyC)

154 Anyone who does push for gun control at that level lives in a blue state, and is pushing legislation that everyone knows will be DOA.
Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (+EL0+)

It's not legislation that is most worrisome, it is the judicial fiats and the gutless GOP who won't change the laws.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:41 PM (3/sUh)

155 The federal limitation has zero impact on state legislatures. Only a state Constitution can limit their actions.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:34 PM (ylUqT)

Hellen and Mcdonald disagree with you. Individual right, incorporated against the states.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (tbOMB)

156 It's not "creep" of any kind for the feds to mediate or mandate on *inter-state* matters. It's kind of one of the primary reasons there's a fed govt. to begin with.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (2835Q)

157 "The enforced silence of the website forced me to put up Christmas lights. Them big bulb C9 light strings remind me of the 60's.
PSE better get that reserve windmill on line or there's gonna be a brownout when Christmas lights come on at dusk.
"
-Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 28, 2017 10:36 PM (e1mEI)

*sigh*

C7's and C9's. Incandescent lights without that "Easter-Disco" feel.

Those were the days, My Friend.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (Ckg4U)

158 The enforced silence of the website forced me to put up Christmas lights. Them big bulb C9 light strings remind me of the 60's.
----------

Love them C9's. I buy them on sale after Christmas. Mrs. H calls them 'Our redneck Christmas lights'.

Led's? Pfft. Bah.

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (5OO3x)

159 I'm now officially witless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog



******


Hey, no worries. I appreciate the effort.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (wPiJc)

160 F'in autocorrect. Hellen = Heller.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (tbOMB)

161 Yo soy illegal y muerto legal Yankee, Yo libre.

Posted by: Jukin el deplorable at November 28, 2017 10:43 PM (3BFzK)

162 Oops. Off with muppet sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (5OO3x)

163 C7's and C9's. Incandescent lights without that "Easter-Disco" feel.

Those were the days, My Friend.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:42 PM (Ckg4U)

And the rubber-insulated cord with the gaily-colored woven fabric jacket, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (H+ulh)

164 And on that note,

Hsve a wonderful night everyone. We got a very rare sighting of Pixy tonight, and the silence brought home to me how much I am addicted to AoS and the Horde.

*Scrapes chair back and stands*

My Name is NaCly Dog, and (sob) I post at AoSHQ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (hyuyC)

165 @116
Likely additional bottom line: CA (possibly other states) get "assault weapons" ban within a year.


And no, kindly "then move out of CA" know-nothings, the issue is not CA, but the fact that the 2A - unique among all constitutional rights - will be, de facto, made optional at the state level. If things don't change. Lawlessness, it's what's for dinner, breakfast, and lunch.
----------------

I dropped in at the CalGuns forum after hearing about the cert denial to see what the take was there. The general opinion is that if the Supreme Court doesn't step in, it probably won't be long (not this coming year, but soon enough) before we have laws on the books here restricting us to a single handgun that can only carry a single bullet. Because that will supposedly meet Heller's requirements.

/sigh

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (+EL0+)

166 132
"Dancing is vertical demonstration of horizontal intention."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:35 PM (hyuyC)


I'm pretty sure I remember Dear Abby or Ann Landers saying that.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (sdi6R)

167 2nd Amendment, eh.


Posted by: Homo Marriage at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (3BFzK)

168

Dancing is like poetry in motion
Like the rolling of the waves out on the ocean
But try it like you might
The only way to do it right
Is a vertical display of a horizontal notion

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (wPiJc)

169
152

Faraday, you insufferable spell checking program.

I will accept one payback HA-HA!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (e1mEI)

170 Hear hear.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (vWMNq)

171 The enforced silence of the website forced me to put up Christmas lights.

---

It was getting so bad, I considered talking to my wife

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (vChNs)

172 So. The HQ is down for hours. I get a lot of work done at work.

I don't like the implications.

Eh. Whatever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (bZ4w4)

173 Free income will grow the economy?

All that money wasted on a business degree. They lied to me, the bastards.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (UsCnO)

174 @131 It's not their bucks they want handed out.

Confiscate the bucks of any sum over $10 million and watch a bunch of newfound conservatives bleat.
---------------------

The whining here in California about the new tax bill has been... amusing...

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (+EL0+)

175 I've never been able to talk a man into putting up outside lights. How did your wife get you to do that?

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (1w7Vb)

176 If printing money raised the economy then Zimbabwe and Venezuela would be the richest countries by far. What grows the economy is people innovating and designing new things and new ways of making/selling/distributing/using them. Brains, free minds, free people, grow the economy.

Posted by: geoffb at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (zOpu5)

177 And the rubber-insulated cord with the gaily-colored woven fabric jacket, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The little bubbling 'candles'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:46 PM (5OO3x)

178 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 28, 2017 10:46 PM (PbuAs)

179 >>>C7's and C9's. Incandescent lights without that "Easter-Disco" feel.
Those were the days, My Friend.

"And the rubber-insulated cord with the gaily-colored woven fabric jacket, too."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (H+ulh)

Sing it from On High, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:46 PM (Ckg4U)

180 And flounder, it's a contemptuous rejection of Heller by the 4th circuit that for now is being allowed to stand.


But in a stupid lawless twilight zone where district courts usurp clear presidential authority on national security matters (based on "intent", and "standing" for people who don't like the policy), and courts impose epochal cultural change by fiat against popular sentiment, on matters with zero constitutional angle, what's wrong with inferior courts snubbing superior ones?


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:47 PM (2835Q)

181 The little bubbling 'candles'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:46 PM (5OO3x)

I remember using those. I think they were filled with carbon tet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 10:47 PM (H+ulh)

182 "The little bubbling 'candles'."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:46 PM (5OO3x)

My Grandmother had those on her tree. I didn't need drugs, as a six-year-old, to trip-out on those.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)

183 175 I've never been able to talk a man into putting up outside lights. How did your wife get you to do that?
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (1w7Vb

Try something other than "Talking"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:47 PM (3/sUh)

184 The little bubbling 'candles'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
----------

Wait, wait... the lead tinsel. After Christmas my friends would ride around the neighborhood gathering the stuff off of discarded trees, and wind it up into lead balls.

Handling all of that lead must not have hurt me too much, I only misspell words and drool a little bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:49 PM (5OO3x)

185 146 "Dancing is vertical demonstration of horizontal intention."

---

Well, I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs)

186 175 I've never been able to talk a man into putting up outside lights. How did your wife get you to do that?
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (1w7Vb)

Start with sammiches, then unleash the charms.

They'll practically put themselves up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 10:49 PM (tbOMB)

187 149 Grease toddler needs a wife-beater T-shirt. Then it would be perfect.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:38 PM (wPiJc)

---

what, no candy cigarettes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs)

188
it probably won't be long (not this coming year, but soon enough) before we have laws on the books here restricting us to a single handgun that can only carry a single bullet. Because that will supposedly meet Heller's requirements.

Make it a 50 caliber muzzle loader with a silencer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

189 Why would someone pay $1,000,000 to sleep with a virgin? In New York you could have paid $1,000 an hour to sleep with the hottest Romanian hooker.




Getting a virgin is easy, getting a wanton, depraved, whore to do whatever you want all day everyday without having to feel guilty is something only weinstein gets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 10:50 PM (MTjB1)

190 Guys! Go vote for ibguy's blog. You can vote every 24 hours. So far he has only 98 votes--that's unpossible! He's a moron and deserves your support.

MisHum posted the link above, but here it is again:

https://healthline.wishpond.com/healthline-blog-
contest17/entries/169440766

(Remove the space before "contest.")

Posted by: IrishEi at November 28, 2017 10:51 PM (HiDrR)

191 I see you ignored my next post about the Camel's nose in the tent. Have you not been watching our .Gov at work during your lifetime?

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:35 PM (tFQkB)

++++

It was not a substantive argument, so I did ignore it. This hypothetical future government you speak of, it will do what it will do. If today's government makes carry permits from the individual states valid in all states (like the case with drivers licenses), it does not give the future government power to ban concealed carry nationwide.

Anyway, the argument you made, that I responded to, was that there was a move to legislate national concealed carry. It was inaccurate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z)

192 I saw Grease Toddler open for Mike & the Mechanics at the Garage in Sheboygan back in '02.

What a bunch of tools!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:51 PM (wPiJc)

193 #zombies

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know why should I care

https://youtu.be/CKBRc8zNQ30?t=18s

Posted by: mindful webworker's earworm doo joor at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (NU2/k)

194 @188 Make it a 50 caliber muzzle loader with a silencer.
------------------

An evil silencer? Here in California!?

HA!

We'll be lucky if it's a .22, and not a BB gun.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (+EL0+)

195 >>>Try something other than "Talking"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:47 PM (3/sUh)<<<

Sammich making?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (0oR+H)

196 So the 1st, 5th, and 4th amendments (just to name
the most obvious) don't bind the states? Hmmm, that's news to me. Is
incorporation against the states a "by amendment" question - it doesn't
apply to all of them? Or each one has to specifically be ruled to do
so?


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:37 PM (2835Q)
=======================================

The Federal Constitution does not limit the authority of states to enact any laws and enforce them in that state, except in those areas where the states agreed to give up authority to the Congress. That was true until Congress got the right to levy taxes and could start paying off state governments, or threatening to withhold money more particularly. The state legislatures are instead limited by state Constitutions.

New Jersey passes laws all the friggin time limiting the right to keep and bear arms, laws that would be entirely unacceptable in, for example, Nevada. The federal Constitution does not give Congress any say in either state's choices in the matter.

I learned all this last night at a Holiday Inn Express, so somebody with real legal experience should obviously be your go-to authority (rather than me).

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (ylUqT)

197 That's all for this old gal.
Good Night!

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (1w7Vb)

198 I remember using those. I think they were filled with carbon tet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

Probably. Makes sense, as non-flammable. Heh, 'Break in case of fire'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (5OO3x)

199 "I've never been able to talk a man into putting up outside lights. How did your wife get you to do that?"
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (1w7Vb)

I'm just an overgrown Kid with a shitload of lights. No convincing needed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:52 PM (Ckg4U)

200 So. The HQ is down for hours. I get a lot of work done at work.

I don't like the implications.

Eh. Whatever.

---

just wait till those Q4 GDP figures come out

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 10:53 PM (vChNs)

201 G'Night, ALH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 28, 2017 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)

202 * sidles up to the Horde. Pauses, engages Slav-Squat Mode. Opens bag, produces semechki and vodka. Lights 'Malrobo' brand cigarette. *

How's the Horde?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 10:53 PM (fA1SL)

203 It's not legislation that is most worrisome, it is the judicial fiats and the gutless GOP who won't change the laws.
=======================

Or impeach lawless judges.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:53 PM (ylUqT)

204 Looks like some guy has figured out how to get some women's underwear. Probably easier than raiding laundromat washing machines.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 28, 2017 10:54 PM (/A+Cl)

205 That guy should have used the 2.95 million dollar virgin in his rant.

I think the male virgin who offered himself to the highest bidding women only had to pay her $300 to take his virginity.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 28, 2017 10:54 PM (2DOZq)

206 92 Three Million would buy a really nice place by the lake and a comfortable retirement.

Posted by: ALH


And there are a lot of really good looking women who would go to bed with you if they knew you were rich. Some might even be virgins.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

207 Make it a 50 caliber muzzle loader with a silencer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

--

What did we forget?
chainsaw Bayonet!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 10:55 PM (vChNs)

208 Hey Horde! I have a question that you might help me with. Mrs. Old Blue and I will celebrate our 14th anniversary Jan 2. We are both late in life, but we've found ourselves in the most wonderful relationship. I'm thinking for a Christmas present I wanted to give her a copy of my Boot Camp portrait from 1970. The original was hanging in my Mom's house, but when she passed it suddenly disappeared along with my Dad's Boot Camp portrait. I think they were both destroyed by an ungrateful and asshole nephew.
I was able to find a photo place that would enlarge a wallet sized photo of the portrait for a lot less than what I thought it would cost. Damn I look young in that picture.
Anyway, what think you guys? Would it make a nice present? I don't want to come off as too narcissistic.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (gEvQ8)

209 I'm only going to accept the basic universal income payment until I can find a real job.

/said nobody ever

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (wPiJc)

210 122 I hate hate hate that short people song.

Posted by: Alana at November 28, 2017 10:32 PM (o3d0j)

++++

I have a short relative who despises that song. It makes me smile.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (FUu/Z)

211 Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:47 PM (2835Q)

For now, and I don't disagree with you. You know the law is a long game. With luck, Trump will change the balance of the USSC. I am not sure I want that CA ruling going before this court, so shortly after the biggest mass murder in the history of the country with the very weapon libs most want to ban, and the very weapon that we as citizens rightfully

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (tbOMB)

212 Or impeach lawless judges.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 10:53 PM (ylUqT)

Right after Repeal and Replace

Amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:57 PM (3/sUh)

213 Man, I'm only up to Quote 1 and have commentinitis.

We live in strange times. Never has maleness been more difficult, less socially acceptable, and more dangerous to one's health, wellbeing, career, and liberty.

Where I live, a lot of my neighbors are like Chad Prather:
If you want harassment to stop... embrace TRUE masculinity

https://youtu.be/Gbfv-uLH5PQ

Posted by: mindful webworker's 'way behind at November 28, 2017 10:57 PM (NU2/k)

214 Looks like some guy has figured out how to get some women's underwear. Probably easier than raiding laundromat washing machines.
Posted by: Emmie
-----------

I assumed that it is an old article, and it is this guy, Ron Nicolino:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ha9f4np

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2017 10:57 PM (5OO3x)

215 Buzzsaw90, beat me to it - wonder if the AOSHQ outage will boost GDP this quarter?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 10:58 PM (2835Q)

216 Would it make a nice present? I don't want to come off as too narcissistic.


*****

Nah, that sounds like a nice idea.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 10:58 PM (wPiJc)

217 Great ONT, Mis Hum!

/kneecaps Mis Hum

...but don't think you're off the hook for the other night.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 28, 2017 10:58 PM (lLeln)

218 Anyway, the argument you made, that I responded to, was that there was a move to legislate national concealed carry. It was inaccurate.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z)

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Ummm...no. Given the subsequent argument as the basis for my argument, history proves already that it was very accurate.

I am done with this topic and discussion. Be well.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 10:59 PM (tFQkB)

219 ...but don't think you're off the hook for the other night.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 28, 2017 10:58 PM (lLel


What other night do you speak of Brother?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2017 10:59 PM (3/sUh)

220 F'in phone.

Rightfully entrusted.


What's wrong with junior courts snubbing superior courts? It strikes at the heart of rule of law, one of the very things that enables our civilization to continue and prosper. These junior courts endanger that civilization at their own peril.


A long train of abuses . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:00 PM (tbOMB)

221 I was able to find a photo place that would enlarge a wallet sized photo of the portrait for a lot less than what I thought it would cost. Damn I look young in that picture.
Anyway, what think you guys? Would it make a nice present? I don't want to come off as too narcissistic.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (gEvQ

I think your bride would love that. Do it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 11:00 PM (bZ4w4)

222 Sheesh. Only 99 votes votes after my entreaty? One measly extra vote is all we got?

I gotta hit the sack. I'm exhausted from hitting F5 all day. Hopefully there will be many more votes for ibguy come morning.

https://healthline.wishpond.com/healthline-blog-contest17/entries/169440766

(Remove space before "contest.")

Posted by: IrishEi at November 28, 2017 11:00 PM (HiDrR)

223 Sorry Muldoon, that all the wit I gots.

I'm now officially witless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:41 PM (hyuyC)



Suddenly, a black SUV, with dark tinted windows skids to a stop at the curb, mere feet from NaClyDog.

Two burly men in dark suits, dark ties and dark sunglasses hustle out of the right side doors of the SUV, grabbing NyClyDog in *no time*, flat.

And that's the last Teh Horde sees of NyClyDog, when he was dragged off into the Witless Protection Program.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2017 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

224 @211 For now, and I don't disagree with you. You know the law is a long game. With luck, Trump will change the balance of the USSC. I am not sure I want that CA ruling going before this court, so shortly after the biggest mass murder in the history of the country with the very weapon libs most want to ban, and the very weapon that we as citizens rightfully
---------------------

Maryland, actually. California's recent bit of Gun Control stupidity was the "background checks for ammo sales, oh and no buying ammo out of state and bringing it home to circumvent our new law" law.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:00 PM (+EL0+)

225
175 I've never been able to talk a man into putting up outside lights. How did your wife get you to do that?
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2017 10:45 PM (1w7Vb)

I LIKE putting up lights. It is a fun chore. I get outside and earn a draft exemption for indoor decorations. Which given my artistic talents is a good thing.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 28, 2017 11:01 PM (e1mEI)

226 Witless Protection Program.


*****


Snort!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:01 PM (wPiJc)

227 My Name is NaCly Dog, and (sob) I post at AoSHQ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2017 10:44 PM (hyuyC)


"Hi, NaCly Dog!"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rJUlF)

228 Ivanka is in India, making international relations a spectator sport. She's knocking them dead.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 11:01 PM (ylUqT)

229 >>>Anyway, what think you guys? Would it make a nice present? I don't want to come off as too narcissistic.


Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (gEvQ<<<

You can never go wrong with pictures of yourself.

(especially in memorial tributes!)

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 28, 2017 11:01 PM (0oR+H)

230 Now I'm amused.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:01 PM (wPiJc)

231 Elizabeth Warren tried to campaign at a casino. She ran into trouble when the Pit manager came up to her and said, "Lieawatha, you owe heap big wampum! You pay all debts. You buy firewater for all the palefaces. Then you can BLANK"

cue groovy music

Posted by: Gene "Rayciss" Rayburn at November 28, 2017 11:02 PM (4bjXi)

232 Barack Obama is a bad bad man, think we're mixing some issues.


Certain const. rights constrain state govts. as well (thus, no state laws failing to pass muster on things like the 1st and 4th amendments, for example). Believe Heller and McDonald, as noted by flounder, applied the 2nd to states as well.


Haven't reviewed the details since the ruling - which was stunning at the time - but the 4th circuit directly defied Heller WRT firearms in common use, as I recall it.


Anyway, as always there's infinite ways to rationalize and speculate about SCOTUS denying review. But as noted the bottom line is that millions of people are denied const. protections - in this case, even on specific rights that *have* been ruled on by SCOTUS.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:03 PM (2835Q)

233 That guy should have used the 2.95 million dollar virgin in his rant.

I think the male virgin who offered himself to the highest bidding women only had to pay her $300 to take his virginity.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November




Well, Drudge had some story up about a guy whose girlfriend took his virginity with a garden shears and kept it.

Different story about how some guy got revenge on his girlfriend but it is too gross to mention. Yeesh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

234 The first rule of Night Club is Do Not Talk About Night Club.
The Second Rule of Night Club is Do Not Talk About Night Club
The Third Rule is If it's your first time here, you have to night.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

235 I was able to find a photo place that would enlarge a wallet sized photo of the portrait for a lot less than what I thought it would cost. Damn I look young in that picture.
Anyway, what think you guys? Would it make a nice present? I don't want to come off as too narcissistic.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (gEvQ


See if you can dig up some other boot camp memorabilia to go with it and share stories of what they mean to you. Holy cats does Pooky look young in his BMT pictures and it was only ten years ago!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2017 11:04 PM (XKZwp)

236 Thank goodness the grey box morons are back, I almost gave up hope.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 28, 2017 11:04 PM (0OmEj)

237 Bottom line is when I travel to NJ , they are denying me my 2nd Amendment right. How anyone could argue otherwise is being intellectually dishonest.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 28, 2017 11:05 PM (2DOZq)

238 Here's an idea (feel free to blast it all to hell):

How about having the states get together and agree to compacts among each other for the purposes of concealed-carry reciprocity? This way, you bypass the federal government. Compacts already exist among states for other things. Why not this?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:05 PM (qXaZc)

239 Suddenly, a black SUV, with dark tinted windows skids to a stop at the curb, mere feet from NaClyDog.

Two burly men in dark suits, dark ties and dark sunglasses hustle out of the right side doors of the SUV, grabbing NyClyDog in *no time*, flat.

And that's the last Teh Horde sees of NyClyDog, when he was dragged off into the Witless Protection Program.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November




report I read said the guys were wearing bronze lame speedos, high heeled boots with goldfish in the heels, suspenders, and they were 6'7 and more ripped than charlie sheen on a kilo of blow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

240 Ooooh, that article on Planned Barrenhood is very interesting. I do hope justice is done, although there will be much wailing on the left if it is.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 28, 2017 11:06 PM (/A+Cl)

241 my grandmothers' grandmother had some native americans steal some pies she had in the window to cool. i guess that makes me a chief if i use lizzies' fucked up logic. where's my casino?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

242 The Times of India says they hear rumors Nikki Haley may replace Rex Tillerson.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 28, 2017 11:07 PM (ylUqT)

243
Dumping wet Christmas light installation sock.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 28, 2017 11:07 PM (e1mEI)

244 Getting a virgin is easy, getting a wanton, depraved, whore to do whatever you want all day everyday without having to feel guilty is something only weinstein gets.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Stop telling people about me.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at November 28, 2017 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

245
Stay calm and think of Yoko's boobs.

Posted by: otho at November 28, 2017 11:07 PM (qGuLD)

246 Guys, this beauty deserves to be the benefactor or a universal basic income.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (SkuXa)

247 20 The Leftist billionaires calling for a universal basic income could easily hand out the bucks themselves. But they aren't, are they?
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2017 10:00 PM (ANIFC)

It's all about creating artificial barriers to entry to their level. Their thought process is that if we pay a bribe to people in the form of this stupid "universal allowance money" idea, they will be less willing to work hard and (potentially) become billionaires themselves.

These guys and gals, and much of the Left, want a society sapped of its dynamism, where everyone is forced to SHUT UP and KNOW THEIR PLACE and never leave it under any circumstances.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (qXaZc)

248 I spent 3 and a half hours discussing Scripture with an evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew that ran the coffee shop I was at, and a 4' 11" (hat-tip Randy Newman) Guatemalan Catholic that was operating a Hispanic recovery ministry.

Fascinating day. Pretty good cappuccino too.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (WGoyX)

249 Here's an idea (feel free to blast it all to hell):

How about having the states get together and agree to compacts among each other for the purposes of concealed-carry reciprocity? This way, you bypass the federal government. Compacts already exist among states for other things. Why not this?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28




That's a stupid idea. Every time you find some other way to enforce what is already written in plain language you undermine the importance of the plain language. You concede that it is not plain language clearly understood as written.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV-lqAJVDaE




Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (MTjB1)

250 Bottom line is when I travel to NJ , they are denying me my 2nd Amendment right. How anyone could argue otherwise is being intellectually dishonest.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 28, 2017 11:05 PM (2DOZq)


Well, we did have a stalanist judge here say "the constitution means nothing, I am the law here", so I'm not surprised.

Hope he's riding satan's barbed cock by now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 28, 2017 11:09 PM (aMlLZ)

251 The Third Rule is If it's your first time here, you have to night.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)


When the evenin' sun goes down
You will find me... hangin' 'round
Oh, the night life, it ain't no good life
But it's my life...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 28, 2017 11:09 PM (rJUlF)

252 @238
How about having the states get together and agree to compacts among each other for the purposes of concealed-carry reciprocity? This way, you bypass the federal government. Compacts already exist among states for other things. Why not this?
----------------

Some states are already doing this.

The problem is the blue strongholds that refuse to do so. New York City in particular is a problem spot because the gun laws there are much stricter than in the rest of the state, and travelers who arrive in the city due to things like unplanned layovers have been arrested because they happened to have a gun with them that's perfectly legal at the flight's starting point and planned destination point.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:10 PM (+EL0+)

253 Well, Drudge had some story up about a guy whose girlfriend took his virginity with a garden shears and kept it.

Different story about how some guy got revenge on his girlfriend but it is too gross to mention. Yeesh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

++++

A guy getting his dick cut off with garden shears is ok for conversation, but a woman getting her nipples cut off is too gross to mention? Not sure I understand your thinking. I would think losing a dick would be way worse than a couple of nipples.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 11:11 PM (FUu/Z)

254 Dorothy Sayers (one of my very favorite writers) knew and acknowleged that she was a great sinner.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 28, 2017 11:11 PM (w7U7L)

255 Catch33, no blasting, but const. rights should not be optional depending on the state, if that right has been recognized as applying to all states.


No compact needed to prevent 4th amendment violations by state police, right? No compact needed to prevent muzzling laws being passed by state legislatures, right?


If one wants to unravel the *entire* system of const. rights *not* constraining states, but only Congress, fine. ALL of them go.


Oops. Don't think anyone's gonna agree to that. Fine. So ALL of them apply. Done.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:11 PM (2835Q)

256 A guy getting his dick cut off with garden shears is ok for conversation, but a woman getting her nipples cut off is too gross to mention? Not sure I understand your thinking. I would think losing a dick would be way worse than a couple of nipples.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 11:11 PM (FUu/Z)

There goes my stage name at the burlesque show

Posted by: Nipples Galore at November 28, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)

257 I thought nipples grew back....

Posted by: Anon... at November 28, 2017 11:12 PM (SkuXa)

258 How about having the states get together and agree to compacts among each other for the purposes of concealed-carry reciprocity? This way, you bypass the federal government. Compacts already exist among states for other things. Why not this?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:05 PM (qXaZc)

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I will not blast this at all. It is a good idea. My objection to national reciprocity enforced on a Federal level is, as they always have mission creep once a Nationwide law is enacted.

Posted by: Side draft at November 28, 2017 11:12 PM (tFQkB)

259 251. A fine sentiment. But a bit maudlin.....

* pours vodka *

Drink, then try again:
https://youtu.be/QIjKijhv1OU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (fA1SL)

260 I'm not able to get to that wishpond site.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

261 #Falifornia's recent bit of Gun Control stupidity was the "background
checks for ammo sales, oh and no buying ammo out of state and bringing
it home to circumvent our new law" law
.---
and no on line sales either.

any SANE court would rule this an illegal restraint of inter-state trade, which is what happened last time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (2ZDHg)

262 Rhomboid,

Please, sir. You are attempting to debunk a nuanced argument in favor of a basic living income for all with a selfish, demagogic appeal to the worst instincts in all of us.

The study by experts was done by top men who considered every aspect, every variable, in arriving at their conclusions. I suspect you are also a science denier who actually believes the earth is not warming.

Posted by: RM at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (eP+dt)

263 guy getting his dick cut off with garden shears is ok for conversation, but a woman getting her nipples cut off is too gross to mention? Not sure I understand your thinking. I would think losing a dick would be way worse than a couple of nipples.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November




Yeah I know, it does not make sense. Not saying one is worse than the other only that the nipplectomy makes me queasy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

264 260 I'm not able to get to that wishpond site.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

fucking hamsters

Posted by: Pixxy at November 28, 2017 11:14 PM (3/sUh)

265 I'd prefer not to see anyone getting body parts cut off by garden shears.

This isn't the gardening thread, after all.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2017 11:14 PM (sdi6R)

266 Thanks Horde!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2017 11:14 PM (gEvQ8)

267 The first rule of Night Club is Do Not Talk About Night Club.
The Second Rule of Night Club is Do Not Talk About Night Club
The Third Rule is If it's your first time here, you have to night.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 11:04 PM


The first rule of Project MisHum is you don't ask questions about Project Mishum.

Posted by: otho at November 28, 2017 11:14 PM (qGuLD)

268 238 Here's an idea (feel free to blast it all to hell):

How about having the states get together and agree to compacts among each other for the purposes of concealed-carry reciprocity? This way, you bypass the federal government. Compacts already exist among states for other things. Why not this?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:05 PM (qXaZc)

++++

Many states have reciprocity laws. Some of them limit the benefit to residents of states that also have similar laws.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 11:14 PM (FUu/Z)

269 Rex Tillerson has been replaced 50 times already, if the rumor mill to date had been accurate. Ya never know, but reports of his demise - nearly constant the last few months - have been greatly exaggerated, to borrow an expression.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:15 PM (2835Q)

270 Ivanka is in India, making international relations a spectator sport. She's knocking them dead.

-
She looked hot, hot, hot in that picture that was on Drudge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 28, 2017 11:15 PM (+y/Ru)

271 Michael Viner Incredinle Bongo Band is awesome...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7-bVgPkAs


Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 28, 2017 11:15 PM (PUmDY)

272 I really like that Grease Toddler. I vote that he start subbing in for Punky Monkey in the mornings.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:15 PM (wPiJc)

273 Maryland, actually.

Yeah, my bad. On cold medicine and should opt out of thinking discussions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (tbOMB)

274 I have a short relative who despises that song. It makes me smile.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (FUu/Z)

Thing is, the song isn't really slagging short people. It's all about slagging prejudice in general.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (H+ulh)

275 An evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew and a 4'11" Guatemalan Catholic walk into a coffee shop ...

Posted by: stop me if you've heard this one at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (58Bo8)

276 I LIKE putting up lights. It is a fun chore. I get outside and earn a draft exemption for indoor decorations. Which given my artistic talents is a good thing.
Posted by: Nelson Muntz


The people across the street from me go completely nuts with the Christmas decorations. I get to see it all from my living room picture window the entire month of December.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

277 Leave it to me, I can handle that.
Posted by: The Little Engine That Could at November 28, 2017 10:23 PM (H+ulh)

If he's afraid of trains, make him ride a bike. If he's afraid of that, he can walk.

Hoping he gets to trial and the prosecutor says something like "for such a notorious hitman, you sure are a pussy!" Or that Djako means "afraid of tricycles" in English.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (4bjXi)

278 And this universal income money comes from where? Redistribution by any other name is still redistribution.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

279 255 Catch33, no blasting, but const. rights should not be optional depending on the state, if that right has been recognized as applying to all states.


No compact needed to prevent 4th amendment violations by state police, right? No compact needed to prevent muzzling laws being passed by state legislatures, right?


If one wants to unravel the *entire* system of const. rights *not* constraining states, but only Congress, fine. ALL of them go.


Oops. Don't think anyone's gonna agree to that. Fine. So ALL of them apply. Done.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:11 PM (2835Q)

I do not disagree with the sentiment that a constitutional right is a constitutional right. If I had my way, we wouldn't be having this discussion, because you and I and anyone else would carry as we damn well please and if stopped by the police, it's because they want to talk shop about the guns we have versus what they carry.

HOWEVER, I also know that we got to the point (concerning guns) where we are at today via incrementalism, and in order to get to where you and I would agree we need to be, we will need to use incrementalism - if only because we have a lot of little children in this country who look at a handgun the way a vampire looks at a cross.

Hence this idea, and why I'm not all that bent out of shape at getting an LTC.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:17 PM (qXaZc)

280 rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:11 PM (

Thank you. That was what I was thinking, but couldn't find the words.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:17 PM (KdDCu)

281 Excuse me, has anyone seen my thingy?

... would you like to?

Posted by: anthony weiner at November 28, 2017 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

282 So sort of interesting Drudge did not mention the HQ being down. Competitive rivalry? Was glad he had some extra traffic? Would have thought he would have liked getting his numbers doubled oir the day with everyone flocking there to get the news on the HQ thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

283 I really like that Grease Toddler. I vote that he start subbing in for Punky Monkey in the mornings.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:15 PM (wPiJc)


Brass Monkey
That Punky Monkey

(When I start riffing on Beastie Boys lyrics, it's time for me to see myself out...)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 28, 2017 11:18 PM (rJUlF)

284 Thank goodness the grey box morons are back, I almost gave up hope.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 28, 2017 11:04 PM (0OmEj)
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that's what you get for having hope to begin with...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:18 PM (2ZDHg)

285 According to my baseball playoff series ranking system, this years World Series was the 13th most exciting playoff series ever played (out of 305) and 10th best world series (out of 113)

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:18 PM (vChNs)

286 Actually, red, I think a CA court, not federal, nuked the last stupid ammo law, on the grounds of unenforceable vagueness, relating to the term "handgun ammunition".


Don't think it got to the inter-state commerce issue.


This law should, of course, be attacked on that basis. But I don't think any suits have yet been filed. That earlier law was struck down prior to entry into force, BTW - so I don't know that it's required to wait for the new one before a suit is filed.


Hard to believe CalGuns and CRPA and NRA and SAF have given up, and won't do something.


I'd really like to see it attacked on the grounds of burdening a right, due to the cost and hassle imposed. I think there have been somewhat similar cases in the past, involving other things, that struck down laws deemed to burden the 2A right.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:19 PM (2835Q)

287 Yet, inexplicably, it's the sex that does all of the serious work that makes civilization. All. Of. It.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2017 09:54 PM (YqDXo)


Except for that whole birthing the next generation thing, which is the womans perogative. If she doesn't, there's no civilization either.

As western man is finding out.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2017 11:19 PM (z79tQ)

288 I got my thingy right here.....

Or here.....

Oh shit, where'd it go!?!?

Posted by: John Conyers (D) at November 28, 2017 11:19 PM (SkuXa)

289 274
Thing is, the song isn't really slagging short people. It's all about slagging prejudice in general.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (H+ulh)


Exactly.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

290 274 I have a short relative who despises that song. It makes me smile.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 10:56 PM (FUu/Z)

Thing is, the song isn't really slagging short people. It's all about slagging prejudice in general.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:16 PM (H+ulh)

++++

Oh, I know. It is so over the top, how could anyone think otherwise? But, some just hear what's on the surface.

It's like being an Albanian and getting all offended by Tune In Tomorrow.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 11:21 PM (FUu/Z)

291 288
I got my thingy right here.....



Or here.....



Oh shit, where'd it go!?!?

Posted by: John Conyers (D)

I can't help you.

Posted by: Therapeutic Boot at November 28, 2017 11:21 PM (8MK3R)

292 It was a good World Series, especially games 2 and 5. I got to see 5. My brother was actually in the park and saw it there.

lucky jammy b-stard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2017 11:21 PM (6FqZa)

293 I spent 3 and a half hours discussing Scripture with an evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew that ran the coffee shop I was at, and a 4' 11" (hat-tip Randy Newman) Guatemalan Catholic that was operating a Hispanic recovery ministry.

Fascinating day. Pretty good cappuccino too.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (WGoyX)




I'm picturing Juan, standing in front of a group of a couple dozen, in a room with a large coffee urn and plenty of donuts at the back of the room.

Juan looks sincerely out at the crowd, and says: "Jello, my name ees Juan, and I'm a Heespanic."

The room replies as one: "Hi Juan!".

Or, do I have this whole "Hispanic Recovery" thing wrong, just a bit?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2017 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

294
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling,

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:22 PM (KdDCu)

295 281
Excuse me, has anyone seen my thingy?

... would you like to?

Posted by: anthony weiner at November 28, 2017 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

According to the interwebz (there are pics, you know) yer hung like a hamster and it's so short it sticks out straight all the time. The girls say you're a stud field mouse.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2017 11:22 PM (gEvQ8)

296 Yeah I know, it does not make sense. Not saying one is worse than the other only that the nipplectomy makes me queasy.
Posted by: yankeefifth


The other doesn't?!

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

297 Why not this?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:05 PM (qXaZc)

Already exists. It's a patchwork. Try driving interstate with having to consult a 50+ page booklet on pain of PMITA prison, if you're interpretation of the destination or interim states' driving laws don't match Jonny Law's.

There is a recent story of a USAF mom imprisoned for just that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:22 PM (tbOMB)

298 fucking hamsters
Posted by: Pixxy


You can get in trouble with the Humane Society for that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

299 Actually, red, I think a CA court, not federal, nuked the last stupid ammo law, on the grounds of unenforceable vagueness, relating to the term "handgun ammunition".

Thought I read that the 9th Circus of all people put a hold on some of those provisions, specifically the over 10 round magazine provision.

Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 28, 2017 11:24 PM (PbuAs)

300
Back from handling class with Finn and Dan. Bedtime for Daddy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2017 11:24 PM (lwYja)

301 who was posting the trunk monkey vids here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

302 I vote that he start subbing in for Punky Monkey in the mornings.


Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:15 PM (wPiJc)

What part of "dictatorship" is unclear?

You will read punk chimp, and you will like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2017 11:24 PM (wYseH)

303 @299 Thought I read that the 9th Circus of all people put a hold on some of those provisions, specifically the over 10 round magazine provision.
-----------------

I think part of the law that just got denied cert included a 10 round magazine provision. So I expect the 9th Circuit to let that slide the next time the lawmakers here pass it.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:25 PM (+EL0+)

304 The other doesn't?!
Posted by: nerdygirl at November




well, the whole violence against women thing is always more apalling. physical violence. verbal is fine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

305 Who would want to f*ck a hamster? Now sticking a gerbil up your ass!

Posted by: Richard Gere at November 28, 2017 11:26 PM (SkuXa)

306 You will read punk chimp, and you will like it!

---

Given the choice between reading the punk monkey, or having AceHQ go offline or being banned, I'll read the punk monkey.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:26 PM (KdDCu)

307 252 @238
How about having the states get together and agree to compacts among each other for the purposes of concealed-carry reciprocity? This way, you bypass the federal government. Compacts already exist among states for other things. Why not this?
----------------

Some states are already doing this.

The problem is the blue strongholds that refuse to do so. New York City in particular is a problem spot because the gun laws there are much stricter than in the rest of the state, and travelers who arrive in the city due to things like unplanned layovers have been arrested because they happened to have a gun with them that's perfectly legal at the flight's starting point and planned destination point.
Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:10 PM (+EL0+)

I'm thinking of something more broad based and uniform. Take CO. I am good to go carrying concealed there - I have a TX LTC and I am a TX resident. But if you are, say, a NM resident with a TX LTC - you're screwed, it doesn't count. (There are other states with laws like this but you get my point.)

As I stated elsewhere, in a perfect world, we don't have this discussion, because we could carry anywhere. But incrementally the right to self-defense was chipped away, and we need to use incrementalism in the other direction - you see this happening already. I just threw this out there as one pathway, one that cuts out the federal government.

And indeed, you have those strongholds like NYC who will still do their own thing. What concerns me is that even IF somehow NYC was forced to abandon its draconian anti-gun regime, police would still harass and intimidate people who carry, because of city government orders or even the police themselves (or both).

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 28, 2017 11:26 PM (qXaZc)

308 don't some states routinely run out of state plates, looking for people with CCW's at home, then pull them over, to look for firearms under whatever pretext they can conjurer up?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:27 PM (2ZDHg)

309 You know what that damn Trump has done now? The White House greeting cards read "Merry Christmas" !!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 28, 2017 11:27 PM (+y/Ru)

310 Who would want to f*ck a hamster? Now sticking a gerbil up your ass!
Posted by: Richard Gere at November



Who could even fuck a hamster? Guinea pig fucking is a thing but yo have to duct tape them beforehand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:27 PM (MTjB1)

311 292 It was a good World Series, especially games 2 and 5. I got to see 5. My brother was actually in the park and saw it there.

lucky jammy b-stard.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2017 11:21 PM (6FqZa)

----

Had a chance to be a true classic till they crapped the bed in with a boring game 7. Heck, if they just swapped games 5 & 7
it would have been the 2nd best WS ever.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:28 PM (vChNs)

312 What part of "dictatorship" is unclear?

You will read punk chimp, and you will like it!



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



*****


Hey, toddlers have been known to fling poo from time to time. Just a suggestion.

No need to repress me for a simple suggestion.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:29 PM (wPiJc)

313 306
Given the choice between reading the punk monkey, or having AceHQ go offline or being banned, I'll read the punk monkey.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:26 PM (KdDCu)


Unfortunately for you, we do have this tradition of embracing "and".

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2017 11:29 PM (sdi6R)

314 You know what that damn Trump has done now? The White House greeting cards read "Merry Christmas" !!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 28, 2017 11:27 PM (+y/Ru)

I hear tell they also brought back the...

Nativity Scene.

the horror...

*scrubs face with hands*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (bZ4w4)

315 Not saying one is worse than the other only that the nipplectomy makes me queasy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

Getting one's penis cut off is infinitely worse than a woman getting her nipples cut off. They are both awful, but current edgy humor makes a man losing his penis a load of laughs, and I actually sort of resent that. And losing one's penis is pretty much the end of sex. A woman losing her nipples is bad, but not in the same league.

$50 says that Lena Dunham has joked about cutting a man's penis off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)

316 tampa serial killer suspect under arrest.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

317 @307 And indeed, you have those strongholds like NYC who will still do their own thing. What concerns me is that even IF somehow NYC was forced to abandon its draconian anti-gun regime, police would still harass and intimidate people who carry, because of city government orders or even the police themselves (or both).
----------------

The important thing is that while they can harass and intimidate people, they won't be able to (legally) throw an out of state person in prison because that person walked up to a police officer and asked what they should do with their gun.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:31 PM (+EL0+)

318 tampa serial killer suspect under arrest.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

Is this a copycat of the KC killer?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2017 11:31 PM (z79tQ)

319 What part of "dictatorship" is unclear?

You will read punk chimp, and you will like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2017 11:24 PM (wYseH)

----

OK, let's break it down

dic
tator
ship

The dic part is pretty self-explanatory
tator = potato obviously...ok that doesn't even belong here
ship = the thing full of seamen

got it?



Posted by: Billy Blaze at November 28, 2017 11:32 PM (vChNs)

320 @308 don't some states routinely run out of state plates, looking for people with CCW's at home, then pull them over, to look for firearms under whatever pretext they can conjurer up?
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I don't know if it's a routine thing. But I have heard of at least one instance in which the state trooper pulling a vacationing family over knew that they had a gun back home.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:32 PM (+EL0+)

321 You can get in trouble with the Humane Society for that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2017 11:23 PM (+lVUW)


---

yeah, but only if you cum first.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:33 PM (vChNs)

322 I hear tell they also brought back the...

Nativity Scene.

the horror...

*scrubs face with hands*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (bZ4w4)

Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas!

Posted by: CNN at November 28, 2017 11:33 PM (tbOMB)

323 318: the photo i saw, he resembles st. trayvon. aeronautical engineer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

324 @315 A woman losing her nipples is bad, but not in the same league.
-------------------

From what I understand, this tends to happen during a mastectomy. So yeah, not as bad.

I've also been led to understand that there's a sub-group of tattoo artists that specialize in tattoos that look like nipples for women who've had a mastectomy, and that a lot of women feel that it helps.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:34 PM (+EL0+)

325 Getting one's penis cut off is infinitely worse than a woman getting her nipples cut off. They are both awful, but current edgy humor makes a man losing his penis a load of laughs, and I actually sort of resent that. And losing one's penis is pretty much the end of sex. A woman losing her nipples is bad, but not in the same league.

$50 says that Lena Dunham has joked about cutting a man's penis off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November




Well, I am not saying one is worse than the other. My only point is that the nipplectomy makes me queasier. Maybe it is because there is a sense the guy must have done something stupid to get himself into a position where that could happen. I agree that there is something in society which does not properly condemn the woman's behavior. However, the whole joke thing has been around since Bobbitt got his lopped off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

326 tampa serial killer suspect under arrest.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

I saw Tampax Serial Killer open for Toxic Shock Syndrome at the Hippodrome in '84.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:34 PM (H+ulh)

327 Unfortunately for you, we do have this tradition of embracing "and".
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2017 11:29 PM (sdi6R)

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then grabbing and's ass....

Posted by: Senator Franken at November 28, 2017 11:35 PM (vChNs)

328 I hear tell they also brought back the...

Nativity Scene.

the horror...

*scrubs face with hands*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (bZ4w4)

---

Trump thought it was full of natives and could not resist

Posted by: R Maddow at November 28, 2017 11:36 PM (vChNs)

329 Pundits talk about the death of the expert class, the populist mistrust of experts. But then you see articles about basic income with head scratchers like "the greater the payout, the greater the benefit."

It's so profoundly dumb. I don't think the people recommending this program believe their results either, they just want social justice.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2017 11:36 PM (q177U)

330 I saw Tampax Serial Killer open for Toxic Shock Syndrome at the Hippodrome in '84.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:34 PM (H+ulh)

Tampax Serial Killer. Meagain Kelly, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:37 PM (tbOMB)

331 the magazine limit was a different court case...i think

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:38 PM (2ZDHg)

332 Getting one's penis cut off is infinitely worse than a woman getting her nipples cut off. They are both awful, but current edgy humor makes a man losing his penis a load of laughs, and I actually sort of resent that. And losing one's penis is pretty much the end of sex. A woman losing her nipples is bad, but not in the same league.

$50 says that Lena Dunham has joked about cutting a man's penis off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)

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what you need is an informed woman's opinion, not a bunch o mansplaining

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 28, 2017 11:38 PM (vChNs)

333 326: me too. bloody good show ole chap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

334 $50 says that Lena Dunham has joked about cutting a man's penis off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)

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$100 says it wasn't funny

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:39 PM (vChNs)

335 $100 says it wasn't funny
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:39 PM (vChNs)

$200 says she's done worse things to a penis.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:40 PM (tbOMB)

336 But then you see articles about basic income with head scratchers like "the greater the payout, the greater the benefit."


****


Mustn't forget the magical multiplier effect. As Nancy P. is fond of saying, every dollar of welfare money creates $2.73 increase in the economy.

They ascribe magical properties to money but fail to link the notion of money to value. As if the money exists in a vacuum.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:41 PM (wPiJc)

337 $100 says it wasn't funny
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:39 PM (vChNs)

Her next TV series will be "Dickless in Seattle".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:41 PM (H+ulh)

338 293 I spent 3 and a half hours discussing Scripture with an evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew that ran the coffee shop I was at, and a 4' 11" (hat-tip Randy Newman) Guatemalan Catholic that was operating a Hispanic recovery ministry.

Fascinating day. Pretty good cappuccino too.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (WGoyX)



I'm picturing Juan, standing in front of a group of a couple dozen, in a room with a large coffee urn and plenty of donuts at the back of the room.

Juan looks sincerely out at the crowd, and says: "Jello, my name ees Juan, and I'm a Heespanic."293 I spent 3 and a half hours discussing Scripture with an evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew that ran the coffee shop I was at, and a 4' 11" (hat-tip Randy Newman) Guatemalan Catholic that was operating a Hispanic recovery ministry.

Fascinating day. Pretty good cappuccino too.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (WGoyX)



I'm picturing Juan, standing in front of a group of a couple dozen, in a room with a large coffee urn and plenty of donuts at the back of the room.

Juan looks sincerely out at the crowd, and says: "Jello, my name ees Juan, and I'm a Heespanic."

The room replies as one: "Hi Juan!".

Or, do I have this whole "Hispanic Recovery" thing wrong, just a bit?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

The room replies as one: "Hi Juan!".

Or, do I have this whole "Hispanic Recovery" thing wrong, just a bit?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

.....

Ha. Pretty close.

I suppose I should've said a recovery ministry geared towards Hispanics with addiction issues.


BTW, just got that Pappy 23 in last week I was telling you about a few months back.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:41 PM (WGoyX)

339
$50 says that Lena Dunham has joked about cutting a man's penis off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


She could do a Kathy Griffin style photo shoot of her holding it up with the blood dripping.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l)

340 330 I saw Tampax Serial Killer open for Toxic Shock Syndrome at the Hippodrome in '84.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:34 PM (H+ulh)

Tampax Serial Killer. Meagain Kelly, right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:37 PM (tbOMB)

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Jeezus, get these things OFF of me! And I expect combat pay...

Posted by: Melizza Harris-Perry at November 28, 2017 11:42 PM (vChNs)

341 I can't think of a single body part that being lopped off with gardening shears would NOT make me squeamish.


Except perhaps for one of those annoying little skin tags.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (wPiJc)

342 Mustn't forget the magical multiplier effect. As Nancy P. is fond of saying, every dollar of welfare money creates $2.73 increase in the economy.

They ascribe magical properties to money but fail to link the notion of money to value. As if the money exists in a vacuum.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:41 PM (wPiJc)


It was comical seeing libtards pushing that one around, as if it was an original thought based in economic reality.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (tbOMB)

343 335 $100 says it wasn't funny
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2017 11:39 PM (vChNs)

$200 says she's done worse things to a penis.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:40 PM (tbOMB)

---

$400 says Amy Schumer stole the joke

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (vChNs)

344 Hey everybody.

I have 5 scenes left to write for my script. Looks like it'll come in just under 120 pages.

Getting excited. I've never written anything this long before.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)

345
When I was frantic to read amusing internet content, and frantically searching out blogs that might be amusing, I went over to hotair and read one of their posts.

I was informed by the blog administrator that they were keeping track of how many hotair posts I read each month and if I wanted to read their stuff I would have to pay them money or turn off adblock.

So that got me thinking. IF I wipe Windows 10 and install one of the open source linux variants, I can save $250 annually in subscription fees to Microsoft. Then I could make a one-time payment to the open source vendor in the amount that would otherwise go to Microsoft, and pocket the following years subscriptions money.

So then I thought about AceHQ. If I were saving that much in annual service fees to use Microsoft software, I could kick in something to ace. That seems fair.

Of course, if I got off the 'net completely, I could save the $1200 annual cost of DSL internet service AND the two fifty annual subscription fees.

In just a couple of very long and boring years, I would have enough to get the brakes fixed the car.

I hate making decisions like this.

So I think I'm going to start drinking. How much does it cost to stay modestly intoxicated all day?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (KdDCu)

346 Why would Lena even need to cut it off? A night of sexytimes and Mr Happy will rot off by himself in 24 hours

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

347 They ascribe magical properties to money but fail to link the notion of money to value. As if the money exists in a vacuum.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:41 PM (wPiJc)

Cargo cult economics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:44 PM (H+ulh)

348 Calm down people. No need to hit the Hispanic button just yet.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:44 PM (wPiJc)

349 I was hoping for a pic of the guy that chick sold her body to. I picture some gross, old, Arab guy. But I guess they can't show him.

I hope this girl has a financial advisor. 1 million doesn't go as far as it used to.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at November 28, 2017 11:44 PM (2aekj)

350 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552215657472000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552384738185217

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552530012131328

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552639307313153

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552763999768582

Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2017 11:44 PM (eh0Va)

351 I suppose I should've said a recovery ministry geared towards Hispanics with addiction issues.
---
is a drunk Latino called a "Hic-spanic"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:45 PM (2ZDHg)

352 Except perhaps for one of those annoying little skin tags.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (wPiJc)

Toenail clippers, lots of whiskey, and a buddy triple-dog-daring you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 11:45 PM (bZ4w4)

353 Ha. Pretty close.

I suppose I should've said a recovery ministry geared towards Hispanics with addiction issues.


BTW, just got that Pappy 23 in last week I was telling you about a few months back.



Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:41 PM (WGoyX)




*holds glass under USB port, eagerly awaiting an ounce or three of the Pappy 23.*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2017 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

354 More Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552872724525057

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935552961840865285

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935553062139318272

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935553159522635777

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935553250299973632

Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2017 11:46 PM (eh0Va)

355 344 Hey everybody.

I have 5 scenes left to write for my script. Looks like it'll come in just under 120 pages.

Getting excited. I've never written anything this long before.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)

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how many money shots?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 28, 2017 11:46 PM (vChNs)

356 Amy, for you? Goose egg.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:47 PM (eMKNe)

357 93 I spent 3 and a half hours discussing Scripture with an evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew that ran the coffee shop I was at, and a 4' 11" (hat-tip Randy Newman) Guatemalan Catholic that was operating a Hispanic recovery ministry.

Fascinating day. Pretty good cappuccino too.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:08 PM (WGoyX)


All at the same time? Or individually?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at November 28, 2017 11:47 PM (2aekj)

358 >>>Back from handling class with Finn and Dan. Bedtime for Daddy.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2017 11:24 PM (lwYja)<<<

You know, if you need help handling things, I'm your guy.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 28, 2017 11:47 PM (0oR+H)

359 Why would Lena even need to cut it off? A night of sexytimes and Mr Happy will rot off by himself in 24 hours
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

And the Chinese doctor said, "no need to amputate, plick farr off anyway, two weeks."

Posted by: just the punchline at November 28, 2017 11:48 PM (H+ulh)

360 Oh, and I had a steak tonight. Medium. Brown outside, pink inside.

De-lish. I now much better understand why so many people love it that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:48 PM (eMKNe)

361 Getting excited. I've never written anything this long before.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
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what kind of pr0n is it?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:48 PM (2ZDHg)

362 Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (KdDCu)

$10 day, or less, for intoxication, sitting at home.

I like linux lite for a very mature and capable linux, easy to use, lightning fast updates. I am migrating to avoid the MS tax.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 28, 2017 11:48 PM (tbOMB)

363 The problem with Lena Dunham is that she's ugly, stupid, and offensive and that's the kind of thing people notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 28, 2017 11:49 PM (+y/Ru)

364 red, the kind where there's a plot and nobody takes off their clothes. Sorry ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

365
Mmmmmmm. Outdoor girls. I love the pants on #4, there. Painted on, I believe.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 28, 2017 11:49 PM (8O3HH)

366 360 Oh, and I had a steak tonight. Medium. Brown outside, pink inside.

De-lish. I now much better understand why so many people love it that way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:48 PM (eMKNe)

*nods wisely*

Soon, my son, you will be ready to take it medium-rare. Then enlightenment will be yours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:49 PM (ZgKFD)

367 ...with an evangelical Pastor, a gun-toting Messianic Jew that ran the coffee shop I was at, and a 4' 11" (hat-tip Randy Newman) Guatemalan Catholic that was operating a Hispanic recovery ministry.


******


If you read this sentence just right, it could describe a single (rather complex) person.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (wPiJc)

368 Getting excited. I've never written anything this long before.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
---
what kind of pr0n is it?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November




HQ Fan Fiction

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (MTjB1)

369 Aetius, hmmm ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)

370 y5, yup. It starts with a letter to Penthouse... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)

371 >> how many money shots?

Money shot? Did someone say money shots? Pass the ficus, shut up and stand there for a minute.........

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (8O3HH)

372 *holds glass under USB port, eagerly awaiting an ounce or three of the Pappy 23.*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2017 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

What would that be, $15 a shot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (ZgKFD)

373 I admit I don't think I'm ever gonna be manly enough to take my steak blue.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

374 Posted by: qdpsteve


*****


Care to give a little synopsis? (If you have previously I missed it).

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:51 PM (wPiJc)

375 >> the kind where there's a plot and nobody takes off
>> their clothes.

I don't understand those words in that order.

I mean, I just don't get it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 28, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH)

376 373 I admit I don't think I'm ever gonna be manly enough to take my steak blue.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

Cold/cool is no good. Too chewy for my taste. Plus, cold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:52 PM (ZgKFD)

377 I really am digging this Grease Toddler every time I refresh. Reminds me of one of my grandkids.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:52 PM (wPiJc)

378 Muldoon, it's the plot about teenagers making a movie. Black comedy.

Turns out things get REALLY dark, crazy and active at the end. Am thinking maybe I should structure the entire things backwards, like in Irreversible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

379 Aetius, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

380 publics, remember 'The Wizard Of Oz'?... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

381 $10 day, or less, for intoxication, sitting at home.

---

That's a budget buster.
I'll have to go with pruno, or some other homebrew.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:53 PM (KdDCu)

382 375 >> the kind where there's a plot and nobody takes off
>> their clothes.

I don't understand those words in that order.

I mean, I just don't get it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 28, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH)

Ohhhh! It's one of those clothed ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (ZgKFD)

383 Isn't that Men's Warehouse exec a former exec now? Thought he stepped down a few years ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (pY+s4)

384 publius. Dang this Mac's autocucumber!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (eMKNe)

385 So, bluebell took her special toothbrush, had a talk with Bob, helping him understand how a reasonable man would give Ace his IP back.

Good job bluebell.

Posted by: gNewt@yahoo.com at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (ergrq)

386 190 IrishEi

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (vUcdz)

387 >> remember 'The Wizard Of Oz'?

Yeah. I think. Big gang bang finish at the end, right?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

388 I was informed by the blog administrator that they were keeping track of how many hotair posts I read each month and if I wanted to read their stuff I would have to pay them money or turn off adblock.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 28, 2017 11:43 PM (KdDCu)

++++

Hotair wants you to pay to read their site? As Michelle Malkin might say, *snort*.

I block ads and scripts there, never had a problem.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 11:54 PM (pvjTE)

389 376. Beef 'cooked' with the acids from unripe grapes, vinegar, lemon, etc., is quite good. We're talking paper-thin slices of the most lean beef. They practically dissolve as you taste them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

390 Good God, Lloyd Price songs are great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 28, 2017 11:55 PM (PUmDY)

391 publius, I think that was the Director's Cut... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

392
All at the same time? Or individually?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at November 28, 2017 11:47 PM

....

Round table. I stopped in to meet the Pastor and talk, the others butted in on the conversation to my delight.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (WGoyX)

393 Update on the green turkey meat we had on T-giving day.

Purveyor of said turkey got the pictures we sent and said, "Gee that doesn't look right!" They're sending a replacement bird this week.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (wPiJc)

394 You know. May or may not have returned rental car next to some STNG actor who was leaving a STNG convention or some gathering of whatevers. He left his trunk full of fan fic stuff, fan painting, whatever in the parking lot with the trunk wide open. Gave it to the lot guys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (MTjB1)

395 I admit I don't think I'm ever gonna be manly enough to take my steak blue.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

I like my steak medium rare, but on the rare side of medium rare. the Texas Roadhouse near my house is consistently excellent. Great cuts, and I have never had a steak that was not absolutely perfect. it's almost uncanny.

And -- I'm hungry, right before bedtime.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (bZ4w4)

396 389 376. Beef 'cooked' with the acids from unripe grapes, vinegar, lemon, etc., is quite good. We're talking paper-thin slices of the most lean beef. They practically dissolve as you taste them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 28, 2017 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

Sorry, I like my beef with the faint charring. Fruit or other acid does not work right with the flavor, imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (ZgKFD)

397 I was gonna remake that!
"The Whizzer of Ahhhs."

Posted by: Uncle Harv at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

398 Have I mentioned sicario was stupid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

399 WTF?

https://twitter.com/unsavoryagents/status/935706358648676352

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2017 11:57 PM (2ZDHg)

400 Pittsburgh cut. Charred to black on both sides and hot enough to melt a pat of butter. Completely rare inside. Seemingly almost impossible to achieve unless you are a pro with a commercial grill.

Posted by: RM at November 28, 2017 11:57 PM (eP+dt)

401 Good God, Lloyd Price songs are great.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 28, 2017 11:55 PM (PUmDY)

"The night was dark, the Moon was yellow, and the leeeeaves came tumbling down..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (H+ulh)

402 John Ringo posted a review of Netflix's "Punisher" series. It's entitled "SJW Punishment".

https://tinyurl.com/y9lfwwk6This


Note - He wasn't able to finish the series

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (+EL0+)

403 Pug, mmm. Wish I had one of those in my neck of the woods.

Here in SoCal we've got Outback and Sizzler, and that's pretty much it for chain steakhouses, unless you want to literally go for broke at Mastro's or Ruth's Chris.

Posted by: Uncle Harv at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

404 nerdygirl.......the "neighbors" across the street have beautiful lights. That they put up right after Halloween AND have looping Christmas songs that they play from 5 until God knows when, with the speakers pointed straight at our house

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.......let miley and country boy go at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (mMeIQ)

405 When you start watching the movie you think hey this could be an interesting movie, aside from the stupid swat girl thing.


When you are done watching the movie you realize it was really only about showing how they broke that swat girl in half and left her a wreck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

406 The Wizard Of Oz'?
Yeah. I think. Big gang bang finish at the end, right?


So... you've been to An Archive Of Our Own checkin' out the fanfics?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (6FqZa)

407 393 Update on the green turkey meat we had on T-giving day.

Purveyor of said turkey got the pictures we sent and said, "Gee that doesn't look right!" They're sending a replacement bird this week.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (wPiJc)

That's good. The STD turkey is never a nice look.

"Mom, why are there green dots all over my breast?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:59 PM (ZgKFD)

408
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2017 11:50 PM (ZgKFD)

.....

Well, I forked over $900 for a 750ml. You can do the math.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:59 PM (WGoyX)

409 Oops, that was me! Off pervy sock!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2017 11:59 PM (eMKNe)

410 398 Have I mentioned sicario was stupid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

++++

I did see that before. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and chalked it up to temporary insanity.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2017 11:59 PM (pvjTE)

411 nerdygirl.......the "neighbors" across the street have beautiful lights. That they put up right after Halloween AND have looping Christmas songs that they play from 5 until God knows when, with the speakers pointed straight at our house
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.......let miley and country boy go at November




you live underground?




nice how they use the same lights for halloween and Christmas and valentines.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2017 11:59 PM (MTjB1)

412 I did see that before. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and chalked it up to temporary insanity.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November




nope.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:00 AM (MTjB1)

413
SWAT girl costumes are a thing, the internet tells me. Sort of hot, but I think it would scare the dogs too much.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:00 AM (8O3HH)

414 Purveyor of said turkey got the pictures we sent and said, "Gee that doesn't look right!" They're sending a replacement bird this week.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (wPiJc)

Sounds like you got one of the leftover St. Patrick's Day turkeys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 12:00 AM (H+ulh)

415 Pittsburgh cut?

Is that anything like a baseball cut?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:01 AM (tbOMB)

416 Sounds like you got one of the leftover St. Patrick's Day turkeys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Was it stuffed with corned beef or pastrami? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:01 AM (eMKNe)

417 SWAT girl costumes are a thing, the internet tells me. Sort of hot, but I think it would scare the dogs too much.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November




swat girl stripper thing makes more sense. especially if she swings on the pole to the theme from the swat show. would that work for stripping?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

418 Personality is ridiculously good as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

419 When it comes to stripping can a good stripper make any song work or do some songs not work at all?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

420 When it comes to stripping can a good stripper make any song work or do some songs not work at all?
Posted by: yankeefifth


'Sometimes When We Touch.'

The guys would scream their lungs out so they couldn't hear it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:03 AM (eMKNe)

421 St. Patrick's Day turkeys.

***

Ha! So true.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2017 12:03 AM (wPiJc)

422 Did you like Hell or High Water? Same guy wrote that as Sicario. His latest is Wind River, which he wrote and directed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 12:03 AM (pvjTE)

423 402 John Ringo posted a review of Netflix's "Punisher" series. It's entitled "SJW Punishment".

https://tinyurl.com/y9lfwwk6This


Note - He wasn't able to finish the series
Posted by: junior at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (+EL0+)

Hmmm, link does not work for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:04 AM (ZgKFD)

424 Here in SoCal we've got Outback and Sizzler, and that's pretty much it for chain steakhouses, unless you want to literally go for broke at Mastro's or Ruth's Chris.
Posted by: Uncle Harv at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

Texas Roadhouse is my favorite "chain" reataurant. Great quality, lower prices than the hoity-toity steakhouses. And it's not just the food. the service is wonderful, start to finish, every time.

The only complaint I have is the incessant country music playing on the speakers. And it's not the good country. It's the pop crap.

Sigh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 29, 2017 12:04 AM (bZ4w4)

425 When it comes to stripping can a good stripper make any song work or do some songs not work at all?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

There's a John Cage joke in there someplace, I just know it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 12:04 AM (H+ulh)

426 Good Lord I hope not Valentine's

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 12:04 AM (mMeIQ)

427 Well, I forked over $900 for a 750ml. You can do the math.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:59 PM (WGoyX)

Ouch. I hope it tastes exceptional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:05 AM (ZgKFD)

428 Pug, steak and Shania don't mix? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:05 AM (eMKNe)

429 G'night, Horde. Don't break the site or nothin'. Don't wanna have to work at work again tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 29, 2017 12:06 AM (bZ4w4)

430
I think the stripper music is one that you'd only notice if it was really bad and out of place. Without any music, you might notice something wasn't right, but couldn't put your finger on it.

But bad music for the occasion would really stick out. And likely be an hilarious prank one could pull.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:06 AM (8O3HH)

431 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

432 Pug, steak and Shania don't mix? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:05 AM (eMKNe)

More breast meat, I should think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 12:07 AM (H+ulh)

433 Polkas and waltzes are out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:07 AM (tbOMB)

434 Does any Weird Al song work for stripping?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:07 AM (eMKNe)

435 I perform this way.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:08 AM (tbOMB)

436
Speaking of strippers, I saw an item about that a couple of weeks ago. They arrested some dude (where I can't remember, but it wasn't Florida) after he would repeatedly call strippers over to perform at his neighbors house.

They would show up and a scene would ensue, of course.

He would watch from the porch. And whack off to it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:08 AM (8O3HH)

437 434 Does any Weird Al song work for stripping?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:07 AM (eMKNe)

++++

Eat It!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 12:08 AM (FUu/Z)

438 Pug, mmm. Wish I had one of those in my neck of the woods.

Here in SoCal we've got Outback and Sizzler, and that's pretty much it for chain steakhouses, unless you want to literally go for broke at Mastro's or Ruth's Chris.

Posted by: Uncle Harv at November 28, 2017 11:58 PM (eMKNe)




I've never had a truly BAD steak at an Outback. And a great many very, very good ones.

Ideal "best value", which can never happen.

Texas Roadhouse cut, quality and cooking skill. With Outback's seasoning. That would be addicting.

I've enjoyed most all of the Premium Steakhouses. They're all, universally great, too.

All that said?

The 1 in. thick sirloin I work up in the skillet, on the stovetop, is about as good as it gets, in terms of flavor, "done right" and ...FLAVOR.

No, I can't compete with an 1,800 degree broiler on a two inch thick cut of prime. That's a different universe of culinary art.

But there is no way any of the Premium Steak Houses can out do my 1 in. home cooked Sirloin.

And I don't charge extra for each and every "side".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 12:09 AM (QzJWU)

439 Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2017 11:03 PM (2835Q)

The 14th Amendment's "Incorporation Doctrine" supposedly extends the BOR to all levels of government. Heller was *supposed* to set incorporation for the 2A, but lower courts have shit all over it and the USSC just takes it. I don't know what they're waiting for. My guess is it's the 4 liberals who want as many restrictive laws as possible and Roberts who doesn't want to deal with the highly charged issue again at all.

I like the reciprocity law, except for the part where it says you can go out of state and get *their* permit and go back to yours with it and they have to accept it. That's in there solely to circumvent the (admittedly overly restrictive) DC carry laws.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 29, 2017 12:09 AM (2kiKp)

440 434 Does any Weird Al song work for stripping?
Posted by: qdpsteve



Amish Paradise?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2017 12:09 AM (pY+s4)

441 425 When it comes to stripping can a good stripper make any song work or do some songs not work at all?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

There's a John Cage joke in there someplace, I just know it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 12:04 AM (H+ulh)

I was going to say Amazing Grace wouldn't work, but on further reflection I don't know. And now I feel unclean.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 12:10 AM (nBr1j)

442 Apropos of last night's ONT, there was a time when the classier burlesque houses had a live jazz band, and the band would work with the dancer to make the music complement her routine. The David Rose tune "The Stripper" gives a little of the idea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 12:11 AM (H+ulh)

443 Jim, mmmm ;-)

Your place sounds like my kind of place

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

444 Steak...I heard people said steak! Perini Ranch Steakhouse in Buffalo Gap, TX !

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:11 AM (wf3RQ)

445 Ouch. I hope it tastes exceptional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:05 AM (ZgKFD)

....

That it does. Not worth the price (because no allocated whisky is), but then sometimes you have to splurge.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 29, 2017 12:11 AM (WBFEB)

446 @423 Hmmm, link does not work for me.
-----------------

Or for me, and I'm the one who posted it.

*grumble*

I'm guessing that Facebook and TinyUrl don't get along.

It's on John Ringo's Facebook page for anyone who has the inclination to drop by there and check it out.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2017 12:12 AM (+EL0+)

447 texcat, how far is that from El Paso? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

448 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 12:12 AM (mMeIQ)

449 Perini Ranch Steakhouse in Buffalo Gap, TX !

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:11 AM (wf3RQ)


mm...ha..mm..yeah...

Posted by: Perini Scleroso at November 29, 2017 12:13 AM (zCyNd)

450

Jumpin a train from Edinburgh to London. It's been an interesting trip. Will try and intel dump this weekend...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 29, 2017 12:13 AM (SCrpL)

451 texcat, how far is that from El Paso? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

Just southwest of Abilene. It's incredible!

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:13 AM (wf3RQ)

452 @439 My guess is it's the 4 liberals who want as many restrictive laws as possible and Roberts who doesn't want to deal with the highly charged issue again at all.
-----------------

At least one of those four - I think it's RBG, but it might be Kagan - has flat out said that she'd overturn Heller if given the opportunity.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2017 12:15 AM (+EL0+)

453 Best home steak bargain I like is the Costco packer tenderloins. Cut it up yourself how you like it. My favorite is a fist-sized baseball cut, in the hottest I can get my grill. A few minutes on each side, then finish in a 300 degree oven, rareish on the inside. Only seasoning is a bit of Tony's chachere seasoning.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:15 AM (tbOMB)

454 Hmmm, link does not work for me.
-----------------

Or for me, and I'm the one who posted it.


Try it without "This" on the end!

https://tinyurl.com/y9lfwwk6

Posted by: why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone walked over your grave at November 29, 2017 12:15 AM (58Bo8)

455 @454
Try it without "This" on the end!
-----------------

Yeah, that would probably help.

/facepalm

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2017 12:16 AM (+EL0+)

456 Looked at the Van winkle bourbons. They reviewed a 25 year one and it was $1800 a bottle. The reviewer paid $125 for half a shot!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:16 AM (ZgKFD)

457 SPOILERISH

So Sicario

SPOILERISH
Swat girl goes on a raid does not keep track of her team, guys get killed trying to kick open underground storage.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl gets offer to join super secret task force decides to join to get revenge for the guys that got killed.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl goes on first mission to Juarez, freaks out when the bad guys show up and is more or less useless.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl gets home from mission bitches and moans about illegality of mission.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl goes on smurfing raid. Goes in bank gets taped despite being told not to.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl tries to bring prosecution on smurf raid for small change gets shot down.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl goes out for drinks, gets drunk, nearly gets choked out by local cop until she is saved by task force member she hates.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl finally gets filled in by task force leader as to why she and her flunky are there, despite that it should have been obvious to an fbi swat team leader from the get go.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl goes on raid. disobeys orders. deliberately goes wrong way. tries to interfere with mission gets shot.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl comes back late, when everyone is mounting up to go find her. Punches takd force leader, gets owned.

SPOILERISH
Swat girl standing on balcony of her apartment. Guy she hates shows up in her apartment, holds her at gunpoint with her own gun. Makes her sign papers saying everything was kosher.



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:16 AM (MTjB1)

458 Steak, whisky, cigar, strippers......the blog has pretty much hit all the high points tonight.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 29, 2017 12:17 AM (WBFEB)

459 Truth be told, I have been to a strip club maybe four times in my life, and none in over 20 years. Always struck me as sort of sad. Especially when the performers were my daughters' age or younger. YMMV.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2017 12:18 AM (wPiJc)

460 So what sort of reviewer does not have the cred to get even a whole shot? Reviewing a bottle of bourbon from half of a shot is like reviewing a blow from one lick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:19 AM (MTjB1)

461 Truth be told, I have been to a strip club maybe four times in my life, and none in over 20 years. Always struck me as sort of sad. Especially when the performers were my daughters' age or younger. YMMV.
Posted by: Muldoon at November




Well duh. Stippers in their 60s wold depress anyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:20 AM (MTjB1)

462 Perini Ranch Steakhouse in Buffalo Gap, TX !

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:11 AM (wf3RQ)




When driving from San Antonio to Abilene, that wasn't a great detour, at all. Wee lil' jaunt North of S.H. 83.

Only problem being, the post prandial food stupor in the remaining few miles to Abilene.

One simply had to endeavor to persevere.

Alas, once I'd moved to the Gulf Coast...no more road trips to Abilene.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM (QzJWU)

463 Looked at the Van winkle bourbons. They reviewed a 25 year one and it was $1800 a bottle. The reviewer paid $125 for half a shot!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:16 AM (ZgKFD)

....

I polished off a bottle of Pappy 15 in one evening two years ago with my boss and co-worker.

Pappy is for drinking, not looking at!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM (WBFEB)

464 Same here, except I don't have daughters. And if I did, they wouldn't be of age, or allowed out of the house without my riding shotgun.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM (tbOMB)

465 All at the same time? Or individually?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at November 28, 2017 11:47 PM

....

Round table. I stopped in to meet the Pastor and talk, the others butted in on the conversation to my delight.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2017 11:56 PM (WGoyX)



Wish I could have been eavesdropping. But hey, if no one threw coffee or yelled, ya all did good. Religion, like politics, often gets heated.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM (2aekj)

466 Hmmm, best steak I ever had? Loyalty forces me to say Cattleman's in Fabens, Texas. A 2lb steak that is cooked perfectly. I once had an appetizer there that seemed simple: summer sausage fried in oil and spices, and I nearly broke down in tears.

However, I had a tiny cut of steak in Osaka, Japan. It was amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM (ZgKFD)

467 The music is Enya, the beer is O'Douls.

Posted by: Ms. Lena's Pebbles Club at November 29, 2017 12:22 AM (SOMik)

468 Muldoon at November 29, 2017 12:18 AM


Yep,

and misdemeanor arrest, midnight appearance before Justice of the Peace. Pay fifty bucks and get out of town. All of it on film by local TV camera crew, and on the evening news because local DA was running for re-election.

Then comes that form you fill out for a background check, "Have you ever been arrested?"

Cue Alice's Resturant.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 29, 2017 12:22 AM (KdDCu)

469 Looked at the Van winkle bourbons. They reviewed a 25 year one and it
was $1800 a bottle. The reviewer paid $125 for half a shot!
--

Does the bourbon come to your house and wash floors? Maybe replace the toe molding? Paint the extra bedroom? Trim the shrubbery? Re-landscape?

At $1,800 a bottle, it seems like chores should be included.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 12:23 AM (aT+Bx)

470 If you're ever in Coeur d'Alene, ID, Wolf Lodge Inn makes a mean steak.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:24 AM (tbOMB)

471 >> Stippers in their 60s wold depress anyone

Christie Brinkley being one exception.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:24 AM (8O3HH)

472 471 >> Stippers in their 60s wold depress anyone

Christie Brinkley being one exception.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:24 AM (8O3HH)

Elle Macpherson and Cindy Crawford still look lovely as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 12:27 AM (ZgKFD)

473 457 SPOILERISH
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:16 AM (M

What the fuck?! what happened to getting loaded & raunchy here? sheesh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2017 12:27 AM (hscyr)

474 What the fuck?! what happened to getting loaded & raunchy here?

sheesh.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November


Needed some time to stick it to the stupid sicario movie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:28 AM (MTjB1)

475 Time is a stripper,doin it just for you...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEO8QJ03GbU

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 12:28 AM (PUmDY)

476 And on that note, I'm out. Good night all.

Thanks for the nice OOT, Mis Hum.

Thanks all for letting me play.

Endeavor to persevere.


Grease Toddler Rocks!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2017 12:29 AM (wPiJc)

477 >> Elle Macpherson and Cindy Crawford

They're not in their 60s yet.

Internet says Elle is 53 and Cindy 51.

The Daily Mail had some shots of Elle a while back. She's looking a bit too skinny, sort of emaciated looking.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:30 AM (8O3HH)

478 Over at Zero Hedge, there's a story about CNN banning the term "Fake News."

Best comment:

"I do so love having a Shitposter-In-Chief. I wish he could get more done
(thanks GOPe), but his complete lack of fucks to give is the best thing
to happen to 'Murica in decades."

LOL.

Based Trump.


Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 12:30 AM (aT+Bx)

479 Grease Toddler Rocks!!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November




Sounds like a mashup of look who is talking now and grease. both travolta vehicles though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

480 So the AOSHQ blackout was due to somebody flushing?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2017 12:30 AM (e1mEI)

481 Wish I could have been eavesdropping. But hey, if no one threw coffee or yelled, ya all did good. Religion, like politics, often gets heated.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM

....

It was actually very enjoyable. A bit like watching 3 painters paint the same subject.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 29, 2017 12:31 AM (WBFEB)

482 When driving from San Antonio to Abilene, that wasn't a great detour, at all. Wee lil' jaunt North of S.H. 83.

Only problem being, the post prandial food stupor in the remaining few miles to Abilene.

One simply had to endeavor to persevere.

Alas, once I'd moved to the Gulf Coast...no more road trips to Abilene.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 12:21 AM (QzJWU)

That would be a really nice trip from S.A. to Abilene...I concur, on the Coast to there would be an ass-beating!

Buffalo Gap is a really nice place. It's about 225 miles west from my homestead. BTW: Perini does ship. They are a world-renowned place. They is on the interwebs. But the experience there does make the trip worth it!

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:31 AM (wf3RQ)

483 Buffalo Gap is a really nice place. It's about 225 miles west from my homestead. BTW: Perini does ship. They are a world-renowned place. They is on the interwebs. But the experience there does make the trip worth it!
Posted by: texcat at November



oh bs. buffalo gap is just like the gap in every other city. never understood why people go visit some strange city and go shopping in the gap.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

484 >> Elle Macpherson and Cindy Crawford

They're not in their 60s yet.

Internet says Elle is 53 and Cindy 51.

.....

Oh Vanna......

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 29, 2017 12:35 AM (WBFEB)

485 SWAT team girl
She's been living in a flash-bang world
And storming hostage scenes with moves banzai
Sure she'll go crazy for a Moron guy

I'm gonna try
For a SWAT team girl

Posted by: Billy Joel first draft at November 29, 2017 12:35 AM (58Bo8)

486 "Why does our cell service suck".

That's nothin'.

Why the hell do vending machines get crap stuck in them the same way as has been happening for centuries.

Well, it seems like centuries.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 29, 2017 12:35 AM (GdgAM)

487
Christie Brinkley is a national treasure. That DNA needs to be carefully preserved, because that's a 1 in a billion combination.

Einstein was considered a national treasure, a national security asset, and so had military aides and guards following him around constantly keeping an eye on him He hated that with a passion, and who could blame it.

But they out to the same with Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:36 AM (8O3HH)

488 Paulina

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 12:36 AM (PUmDY)

489 I remember many years ago getting an amazing steak in a little town in the middle of nowhere, south of Williston, ND. I think it was Outlaws Steak House in Watford City, but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 12:38 AM (H+ulh)

490 Fascism Came To America Wrapped In A Rainbow Flag And Wearing A Pussyhat

http://tinyurl.com/ydhoxhbl

Great headline.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 12:38 AM (FUu/Z)

491 So, something interesting at other conspiracy forum.

Why has Trump not gotten rid of the Obama holdovers? Before he left, Obama supposedly spent much of the money that Trump would have used to staff his office.

https://___ ur.com/zAM4LVm

delete the space between g and u.

It's a letter for a senator explaining that fact to a constituent.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 12:38 AM (aT+Bx)

492 Oh lord, I never get that right.

Fill in the blank with ___

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 12:39 AM (aT+Bx)

493 Ok. Third times a charm.

i
m
g

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 12:39 AM (aT+Bx)

494 Fill in the blank with ___

I paint this!

Posted by: Salvador Dali at November 29, 2017 12:40 AM (58Bo8)

495 Make it easy.

https://IMGur.com/zAM4LVm

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 12:42 AM (pvjTE)

496 It's a letter for a senator explaining that fact to a constituent.
Posted by: shibumi at November




Well, a Georgia State Senator.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

497 oh bs. buffalo gap is just like the gap in every other city. never understood why people go visit some strange city and go shopping in the gap.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

Most of my trips there were work-related. And just south of Buffalo Gap is Paint Rock. Have Injun Pictographs there!

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:44 AM (wf3RQ)

498 Most of my trips there were work-related. And just south of Buffalo Gap is Paint Rock. Have Injun Pictographs there!
Posted by: texcat at November




so we are clear, I was poking fun at the GAP clothing stores.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

499 I want a girl with a short skirt and a flak jacket!

Posted by: Cake at November 29, 2017 12:45 AM (3JQ/p)

500 It's a letter for a senator explaining that fact to a constituent.

In authentic Senatorial gibberish.

Posted by: "grammar"? What she be that? at November 29, 2017 12:46 AM (58Bo8)

501 I can go nowhere else and see the words, "post prandial food stupor".

I'm going to go ahead and love this place.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 12:47 AM (Ckg4U)

502 496 It's a letter for a senator explaining that fact to a constituent.
Posted by: shibumi at November

Well, a Georgia State Senator.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:43 AM (MTjB1)


Reads like English is not his first language.

Posted by: Emmie at November 29, 2017 12:47 AM (/A+Cl)

503 shibumi, you can all-caps the IMG and it will pass.

The mysterious ways of Pixy. (Three cheers for anyway.)

Posted by: AoSHQ Survival Guide at November 29, 2017 12:47 AM (ftdxp)

504 so we are clear, I was poking fun at the GAP clothing stores.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

Oh, Yes Sir! I enjoyed your post! I just couldn't pass up a plug for Paint Rock and Indian pictographs on this day on Indian history!

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:48 AM (wf3RQ)

505 Reads like English is not his first language.
Posted by: Emmie at November




writes the same way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

506 Looks like I missed all the hilarity today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 29, 2017 12:49 AM (IcT7t)

507 Oh, Yes Sir! I enjoyed your post! I just couldn't pass up a plug for Paint Rock and Indian pictographs on this day on Indian history!
Posted by: texcat at November




oh good. did not want you to think I was questioning the veracity or accuracy of your statements.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

508 505

groan

Posted by: Emmie at November 29, 2017 12:49 AM (/A+Cl)

509 ..."It's a letter for a senator explaining that fact to a constituent."
-Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 12:38 AM (aT+Bx)

Poorly and with ShitGrammar.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 12:49 AM (Ckg4U)

510 And what's all this I hear about oversize shibumi ads on the front page?

Posted by: Roxanne Roxannadana at November 29, 2017 12:51 AM (ftdxp)

511 well, it is a picture of an email.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:51 AM (MTjB1)

512 That guy wouldn't know his ass from a pineapple.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 12:52 AM (Ckg4U)

513 Fascism Came To America Wrapped In A Rainbow Flag And Wearing A Pussyhat

http://tinyurl.com/ydhoxhbl

Great headline.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 12:38 AM (FUu/Z)


Victory!

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Röhm at November 29, 2017 12:52 AM (itfg0)

514 >>>Pittsburgh cut?



Is that anything like a baseball cut?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 12:01 AM (tbOMB)
<<<

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS!!!!!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 29, 2017 12:53 AM (0oR+H)

515 Buffalo Gap is near Mineshaft Gap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 12:53 AM (IqV8l)

516 Well, being a Georgia State Senator he gets all of his info from Drudge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:53 AM (MTjB1)

517 Oh, there's a place here?

I walked by these parts this afternoon and there was nothing.

Strange to see a whole assemblage of humans where earlier there was nothing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 12:53 AM (gIRsn)

518 oh good. did not want you to think I was questioning the veracity or accuracy of your statements.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

I'm pretty slow...but I love your humor! As I do with most all here! I sock-it-up to relieve myself -(Hanging Curve...)

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:54 AM (wf3RQ)

519 Did someone reboot the server? I hate it when my IT guy asks that. Seriously? You think I enjoy talking to you, !uckhead?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 12:54 AM (PUmDY)

520 Oh, there's a place here?

I walked by these parts this afternoon and there was nothing.

Strange to see a whole assemblage of humans where earlier there was nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November




someone had hung their cloak of invisibility over the server.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:55 AM (MTjB1)

521 Perini's in Buffalo Gap is awesome - makes the trip to Buffalo Gap worthwhile all on its own. I wish I could upload my old picture of the giant metal armadillo out in front.

I think Colt McCoy was a high school star there. (tuscola, same thing, they share a school)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2017 12:55 AM (V2Yro)

522
First there was a website then there was no website then there was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 12:55 AM (IqV8l)

523 Hello, Horde. Missed you today.

Feeling really nostalgic and depressed today. It's true what they say about the holidays.

Posted by: Johnny at November 29, 2017 12:55 AM (kUotE)

524 "Someone had hung their cloak of invisibility over the server."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 12:55 AM (MTjB1)

Sorry. I had to be a dick on another forum and I was in a hurry.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

525 F

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 12:58 AM (PUmDY)

526 I think Colt McCoy was a high school star there. (tuscola, same thing, they share a school)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2017 12:55 AM (V2Yro)

You are correct, sir! Along with the Shipley bros...

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 12:59 AM (wf3RQ)

527 Okay...

So much for the lead balloons.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 12:59 AM (Ckg4U)

528 99 Luft

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 01:02 AM (PUmDY)

529 P.S.:

The AoSHQ Prayer List will be posted every Sunday around Noon, Eastern.

Requests, Updates and Corrections should be sent to the email in my Nic.

*blows out candle*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)

530 So, Tucker had a guy on tonight to represent a group of unrecognized Indians (feathers) who have formed a tribe to sue Brown University.

Well, that's not why he had him on. Tucker had the guy on to mock Lizzy Warren and talk about hey, if she were a real injun at Harvard wouldn't you New England injuns have run across her at some point?

And the guy did his part and did the mocking.

But the thing is, if you break down humans into races the races have characteristics. I'm totally down with the idea that there are no races. We can all interbreed, we're all one species. We're all the result of some mixing back in the past depending on who lost which war and where the Vikings landed.

I'm totally not advocating racial theory.

But if we're going with racial categorization, this guy was black.

Just black. He was as fake an Indian as Elizabeth Warren and Tucker had him on to mock her for being a fake Indian.

I found the whole thing to be post-modern.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 01:03 AM (gIRsn)

531 So, you go to a store, a bakery and buy a German chocolate cake and you are assured by the person at the counter that there is loads of coconut inside and outside the cake.

You get home and cut into it to find out that there was only a little smeared on the top.

Within your rights to go back to the bakery tomorrow an shove her face in the cake and ask for your money back or is it an either or?

Would forcing her to eat the cake be the same as shoving her face in the cake?

Where is the scale is all of this relative to the nipplectomy, not that is under consideration.

You know this could have been another swat girl scene from sicario.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

532
But if we're going with racial categorization, this guy was black.

Just black. He was as fake an Indian as Elizabeth Warren and Tucker had him on to mock her for being a fake Indian.

I found the whole thing to be post-modern.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


This is the "aboriginal" guy on Tucker:

https://tinyurl.com/yd5r8nn4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 01:07 AM (IqV8l)

533 Who was the guy that sang the word up song?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:07 AM (MTjB1)

534 Hey, hey!
Glad to see the HQ is back.
I have to admit I missed it.
As regards the Universal Income concept, I think that it has not taken in to account the Law of Things.

The More of a Thing there is, the Less that Thing is worth.

Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 01:08 AM (w7KSn)

535 Cameo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:08 AM (Ckg4U)

536 something like this?

http://www.nerdlocker.com/nrd/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/The-Infiltrator3.jpg


Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:09 AM (MTjB1)

537 ...
I'm totally not advocating racial theory.

But if we're going with racial categorization, this guy was black.

Just black. He was as fake an Indian as Elizabeth Warren and Tucker had him on to mock her for being a fake Indian.

I found the whole thing to be post-modern.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 01:03 AM (gIRsn)




Noticeable percentage of marriages and "breeding" between Blacks & American Indians, especially post-civil war.

That though, mostly in the South and West. Still, enough in the North so as to be not insignificant.

So yeah, Tucker's "Indian", certainly appeared to be "Black".

But DO withhold judgment until DNA tests are run.

And if in Houston, take a tour of the Buffalo Soldier Museum, here. You'll see many a photo that looks JUST like Tucker's guest, tonight.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

538 Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November




thanks!



Want to think he was in timex social club.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:11 AM (MTjB1)

539 you know, unlike sicario, which was stupid, Infiltrator was surprisingly good. Suppose it may have been because I had no expectations for Infiltrator but everyon had told me sicario was super.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:13 AM (MTjB1)

540 "Want to think he was in timex social club."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:11 AM (MTjB1)

I don't remember, but their only "hit" was "Rumors".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:14 AM (Ckg4U)

541 I don't remember, but their only "hit" was "Rumors".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November




no, you are right on both.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

542 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 01:15 AM (eMKNe)

543 sorry: i was off hurting feelings on Twatter.

everyone knows that cooking the perfect steak is easy.

you show the cow a picture of a fire on a flash card, and start eating.

#Duh.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 01:15 AM (2ZDHg)

544 The More of a Thing there is, the Less that Thing is worth.

Very subtle fat shaming.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 29, 2017 01:16 AM (IcT7t)

545 sicario wold have been better titled Broke Bitch Mountain

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:16 AM (MTjB1)

546 G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)

547 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2017 01:15 AM (eMKNe)

Where's the sneak preview of your ending?

'night!

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 01:17 AM (wf3RQ)

548 everyone knows that cooking the perfect steak is easy.


We might still have chemjeff among us if you'd spoken up sooner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 01:17 AM (gIRsn)

549 "We might still have chemjeff among us if you'd spoken up sooner."
-Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 01:17 AM (gIRsn)

Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern was flounced.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)

550 Okay... I'm here for a bit.

Insomnia sucks a buffet of dicks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)

551 Hey man, Insomniac is a professional. He doesn't suck dry his own supply.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 01:20 AM (6FqZa)

552 Y5 you are on a roll tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:21 AM (mMeIQ)

553 "Insomnia", not "Insomniac".

...but you already knew that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:22 AM (Ckg4U)

554 Just black. He was as fake an Indian as Elizabeth Warren and Tucker had him on to mock her for being a fake Indian.

I found the whole thing to be post-modern.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 01:03 AM (gIRsn)


H8r!!1!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, Paragon of Nubian Beauty at November 29, 2017 01:22 AM (itfg0)

555 "Insomnia", not "Insomniac".

...but you already knew that.



Well, yeah, but we still all read it wrong and it's funnier that way.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 01:23 AM (gIRsn)

556 on my way to Ft Slam in 92 for 91Q class, we stopped for lunch in Ozona, TX, at a little place called "The Loading Chute"... the philistine i was with (the driver, wanted to stick with Tasty Freeze, but i persisted.

he got a hamburger, well done.

i got what they called "Steak Tenders", cooked, as i said, "as rare as the cook thinks is appropriate. he can over cook them, but he can't possibly under cook them."

they listened, and they were rare, just thinking about medium rare. and i cut them with my fork, no knife needed.

came home via train, so no stop, and, according to the Internet, it is no mas...

*sigh* one of my top meals ever.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 01:23 AM (2ZDHg)

557 Insomnia sucks a buffet of dicks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)

Oh, My!

Posted by: George Takei at November 29, 2017 01:23 AM (wf3RQ)

558 Why are Country Boy's posts getting whacked?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:26 AM (Ckg4U)

559 I will email The Proper Authorities and find out about your posts, Country Boy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)

560 Why are Country Boy's posts getting whacked?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:26 AM (Ckg4U)


His posts will cause hair palms...

Posted by: The Scolding Hat at November 29, 2017 01:27 AM (itfg0)

561 WDS! Where have you been? You were here then you were gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:28 AM (MTjB1)

562 Still cleaning up after our Thanksgiving festivities

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:30 AM (mMeIQ)

563 I thought Country Boy got reinstated. He was in the previous thread, and it seemed that he and CBD were getting along OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:31 AM (H+ulh)

564 Popped back in now

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:31 AM (mMeIQ)

565 This is my phone, let's see if this works.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:33 AM (wnKOA)

566 "I thought Country Boy got reinstated. He was in the previous thread, and it seemed that he and CBD were getting along OK."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:31 AM (H+ulh)

That's what I'd heard, so I emailed Misanthropic and Tim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)

567 Happy-ish Tuesday Evening ...

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 29, 2017 01:34 AM (AoK0a)

568 "This is my phone, let's see if this works."
-Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:33 AM (wnKOA)

I hope this isn't the only way you can join The Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:34 AM (Ckg4U)

569 I was posting from my desktop now, that probably still is banhammered.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:34 AM (wnKOA)

570 Testes

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 01:35 AM (PUmDY)

571 Well it's better than nothing, Slap.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:35 AM (wnKOA)

572 Okay, a bit of JeffChem trivia.

'Bout a year ago, he was on a road trip which brought him through the Houston area.

Thinking "mo meet", and being cordial, etc. I invited him to go shooting at a local indoor range. He agreed via email, we set the appointment, and he arrived at the appointed place & time.

After some suitable bit of "classroom" instruction & subsequent dry fire familiarization, it was time to "go hot" on the range, and load the ammo for real.

First gun out of the gate, was a heavy barrel Browning Buckmark .22 LR.

First shot, he screamed like a girl, damn near dropped the gun out of pure fright.

Literally. Screamed. Like. A. Girl.

And VERY pronounced flinch. Severely such that I had to reach up and catch the Browning which was then barely in his grasp.

The mild .38 wadcutters from the N frame Smith? Too much for him.

Same for the Glock 17 with mild FMJ range loads.

I didn't even bother breaking out the 1911 in .45 ACP.

And after about 30 more rounds of .22 LR, he'd had enough. He'd burned through whatever reserves of testosterone he'd arrived with, and had to back away from the firing line.

Accuracy? At seven yards, the burglar would've been hit. Somewhere. Somewhere above the knees and below the neck.

Maybe.

I then gained some insight as to the futility of JeffChem cooking lessons, too.

He at least had the decency to have paid the range fees in full.

And frankly, he was a cordial, friendly, easy going guy to meet, 1 on 1.

But he should never again try to master the art of marksmanship.

Nor, cookery.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

573 Tuesday is gone

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 29, 2017 01:37 AM (PUmDY)

574 Hi Country Boy! I hope you are back

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:37 AM (mMeIQ)

575 Ima gonna head off to bed.

Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:38 AM (wnKOA)

576 On my phone I am, Westminster. Thanks!

Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:39 AM (wnKOA)

577 and you swore me to secrecy on that story...

LOL

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 01:39 AM (2ZDHg)

578 "Well it's better than nothing, Slap."
-Posted by: Country Boy at November 29, 2017 01:35 AM (wnKOA)

I like to be an advocate for "The Banned".

Rather than bother people who act on behalf of the blog for free, I'd rather ask legitimate questions every now and again.

When people are banned "For Cause", I'll not often defend them. They know what they've done.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)

579 Jim....LOL

I shot better than that in Vegas and I don't consider myself to be a particulary good shot

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:40 AM (mMeIQ)

580 Moron Osprey has let me shoot his Browning Buckmark, and it has essentially zero recoil. And I shot one of those NAA 5-shot palm-size revolvers, and it had scarcely any.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:41 AM (H+ulh)

581 G'Night, Country Boy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:41 AM (Ckg4U)

582 Good night CB

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:41 AM (mMeIQ)

583 WDS is great with a gun but better with a knife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 01:42 AM (MTjB1)

584 and you swore me to secrecy on that story...

LOL


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 01:39 AM (2ZDHg)



And you honored your oath.

I was under no such proscription.

Given that it's been a year or more since the flounce, I thought it no major breach to have told the tale.

And so, I did.

Every word if it, accurate, and the gospel truth, too. I didn't exaggerate so much as a punctuation mark in the telling.

If anything, I remained restrained and understated in my recounting of the events as stated.

As much as I'm a proponent of the Second Amendment, there are a few whom, would be best advised to NOT exercise their rights therefrom.

JeffChem is one such bright and shining example of that scant minority.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

585 -Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

Dude... I literally laughed out loud at that.

There is an enormous difference between those who take umbrage and those who flounce.

JeffChem flounced.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)

586 Night, Country Boy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:47 AM (H+ulh)

587 Well at least he's a man of letters.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2017 01:48 AM (rnAwa)

588 JeffChem flounced.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)

He had to. All the umbrage was gone. It was umbargoed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:48 AM (H+ulh)

589 >>>Hypocrisy on full display, The wrath of do-gooders.

Their not do gooders. They're the foot soldiers of a hostile power, the Democrat party.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 01:48 AM (/qEW2)

590 I don't throw knives Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 01:49 AM (mMeIQ)

591 "He had to. All the umbrage was gone. It was umbargoed."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:48 AM (H+ulh)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:49 AM (Ckg4U)

592 Watching the Golf Channel: Gary Player is still a
bad-ass! Plus a bonus- Hot South African wymenzs golfers on the practice green!

Posted by: Tiger Woods' Ex 9-Iron at November 29, 2017 01:50 AM (wf3RQ)

593 I always feel bad for the "Flounced". It is in my nature.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)

594 I want Tucker to invite Postole on, ask him to apologize to America

Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 01:51 AM (yM/Yl)

595 Moron Osprey has let me shoot his Browning Buckmark, and it has essentially zero recoil. And I shot one of those NAA 5-shot palm-size revolvers, and it had scarcely any.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:41 AM (H+ulh)



You see Osprey's Postal Match target entry?

That Moron can flat out SHOOT, dammit!

If you got coached by him, you got taught RIGHT.

I'd be HONRED to share a firing line with him, any gun, any distance, any time. He'd challenge my every skill. Win, lose or draw, he'd make me have to shoot to the top of my game, just to keep up.

And that is a FUN kind of shooting to do.

A Buckmark vs. Buckmark 50 rd. match with him, would be EPIC.

Just so long as we're both shooting at B-27 targets, and not at one another.

We'd fuckin' A both LOSE in that particular match. Pass!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 01:53 AM (QzJWU)

596 Amen to comment #63.

Jordan Peterson is fucking life and mind changing!


Posted by: Cold Civil War at November 29, 2017 01:55 AM (Z2PYk)

597 This night is dragging a little. Last night seemed to breeze by. Work-wise, I mean. But it's my last full shift for this well. I expect they will be done by mid-morning. I will probably sleep from 7 A.M. until noon, and then get up, and help they day guy finish reports and cleanup, and then hit the road for home late afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:56 AM (H+ulh)

598 A Buckmark vs. Buckmark 50 rd. match with him, would be EPIC.

Just so long as we're both shooting at B-27 targets, and not at one another.

We'd fuckin' A both LOSE in that particular match. Pass!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 01:53 AM (QzJWU)

I am sure he would enjoy that, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:59 AM (H+ulh)

599 Evenin Horde of TremendouslyAwesome.....

Thoroughly Fuckin Enjoying 1991's THE LAST BOY SCOUT........

(I somehow think that an equivalent movie CANNOT be made in FuckTardWood today......)
...

ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT MOVIE!!!

All The Best Y'all......As Always, Y'all Deserve EVERY Single Moment.....

HBK

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 29, 2017 02:03 AM (HVt0H)

600
I am sure he would enjoy that, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 01:59 AM (H+ulh)



We could shoot that, remotely, via the 'net.

BUT, it'd be via Pay Per View. $ ? per connection.

Winner takes all.

Weasel to be the judge, period.

Think there'd be much Horde interest as to ponying up for the fee and event?

Someone has to know a better tech venue to use, but, y'all get the idea, anyway.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 02:05 AM (QzJWU)

601 who has a MAGNIFICENT MONKEY?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:08 AM (2ZDHg)

602 WDS does not have to throw knives. There are Attack Show Dogs involved.

The Tueller-Drill distance for an angry lapdog is about the same as and edged-weapon assailant. You ignore the little buggers at your direst peril.

I have been, as Lord Peter said at the picnic, in and out a great deal the last few days. Dropped in for a quip or two yes-tiddy, and almost but not quite wrote up the sort of "apology" you see here often, Why I Was Not Here, and by the way, What Did I Miss? Imagine my shock and dismay today, when I found there wasn't that much to miss. Welcome to the future of Blog Wars?

I have been, ahem, Working. What an odd feeling to say that, since "one" retired 14 years ago. Buddy of the family, a legendary body and fender man you'd want to owe you one, needed a driveway built, and, that's my particular engineering niche. We've been given a few lovely days which by the climate book we just do not deserve, so I hustled up.

Several interviews with several medical authorities, but mostly gossip here, led me to stop taking Aleve, since I have part of one kidney, functioning I guess OK. So, aspirin after the fact is my new approach. Ass status? Draggin. It's funny, when you come in from the job you can always remember to pour a shot of bourbon. Sometimes it takes close to an hour to remember to take two aspirin. Aspirin, safe and effective, but bourbon sure has better marketing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2017 02:08 AM (H5rtT)

603 >>>Earlier this month, one particularly corrupt institution was dealt back-to-back blows: Planned Parenthood, the nation's largest abortion business.

And yet yesterday morning BSG was attacking O'Keefe as a 'cuck'. He's such an ass. And behaves like a liberal troll.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 02:08 AM (/qEW2)

604 Think there'd be much Horde interest as to ponying up for the fee and event?

---
dunno, are AtC, Miley and Bebe going to be the drink wenches?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:09 AM (2ZDHg)

605 WHAZZAAAAAP!!!


ahem...I mean, Good evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:09 AM (vbvxt)

606 Jim

I just woke out of a dream where two tall men in dark tacta-cool outfits tried to get me into a SUV. They looked Islamic.

However, my trusty firearm prevented that, and I took their SUV and their message bags. But not their camo Crocks.

But before that happy ending of the dream, I was seeing a small band of plucky patriots defending a border that shrank, with no help from a complicit Federal Government.

But in my dream, I knew I needed training, as former Naval Surface Warriors. gentlemen by Act of Congress, are the worst fire-arms shots in the entire military.

Is the Appleseed project too physically demanding? i.e., for young men?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:10 AM (hyuyC)

607 Hey GGE ... hope all is well.

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:10 AM (AoK0a)

608 Hey.....what about me?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:11 AM (mMeIQ)

609 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Good to see you!

That mini-Mo in the barbecue place in Kansas City seemed so long ago. It was when Chem-Jeff was rational! And before your recent marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (hyuyC)

610 Breaking on One America News:

Roy Moore's Accusers Found to Have Ties With Drug Dealers & Washington Post

https://tinyurl.com/y8bu3rz6

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (wf3RQ)

611 Jim at November 29, 2017 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

I have a hard time with loud noise ...

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (AoK0a)

612 i've occasionally wondered, on my rare forays into Daywalkerlandia, why BSG is apparently a protected species, and so many other people seem to have a bounty on their heads.

hence me keeping them rare.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (2ZDHg)

613 Is the Appleseed project too physically demanding? i.e., for young men?
---
not at all...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:14 AM (2ZDHg)

614 Howdy, GGE!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 02:14 AM (Ckg4U)

615 "GODDAMMIT, I'm Gonna Have Too Kill You Both
....."

And then MILO gets involved........Again.

As an aside...... Does Current Milo Y cage any of his stick for his MILO persona from MILO circa 1991......

Milo's Melatonin Enriched Obsession.......
(Not Bruce, but the tension between Dix and Milo is palatable....heh).....just sayin.......

And the FUCKIN SQUIRRELS.........Die Already GODDAMMIT!!!!.....

Jig Dancin Time y'all.....

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at November 29, 2017 02:14 AM (HVt0H)

616 That mini-Mo in the barbecue place in Kansas City
seemed so long ago. It was when Chem-Jeff was rational! And before
your recent marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (hyuyC)


Yes indeed, it was pre-Mrs Hades and I don't know what happened to ChemJeff. I met him first at a mini-mome with Bomber way back when, around 2010 or so I think.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:14 AM (vbvxt)

617 I have a hard time with loud noise ...

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (AoK0a)
---
WHAT?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:15 AM (2ZDHg)

618 Hey.....what about me?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette


I hope you're doing well, too !!!
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:16 AM (AoK0a)

619 Red.......I agree, when I do wander into and lurk in daywalkerlandia, BSG seems to be a dick to everyone

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:16 AM (mMeIQ)

620 BSG?


I put an Appleseed gun together but I haven't gone yet. Marlin 795 with the peep sights, this one has paperwork so it didn't go swimming.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:16 AM (vbvxt)

621
I just woke out of a dream where two tall men in dark tacta-cool outfits tried to get me into a SUV. They looked Islamic.

However, my trusty firearm prevented that, and I took their SUV and their message bags. But not their camo Crocks.

But before that [b[happy ending of the dream, I was seeing a small band of plucky patriots defending a border that shrank, with no help from a complicit Federal Government.

But in my dream, I knew I needed training, as former Naval Surface Warriors. gentlemen by Act of Congress, are the worst fire-arms shots in the entire military.

Is the Appleseed project too physically demanding? i.e., for young men?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:10 AM (hyuyC)


If your dream had a Happy Ending, I can be of no further help, here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

622 ChemJeff left once he got tenure, and with the general agreement of Cobs and commenters.

How is the LED light business doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:17 AM (hyuyC)

623 pro tip: take a foam pad, shooters mat, or something else to lie on to Appleseed. you'll be shooting from the prone, and that gets old in a hurry.

additional pro tip: if you take Her Majesty's yoga mat, yer gonna get in trouble, so just don't do it. (buy yer own)

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:17 AM (2ZDHg)

624 WHAT?
Posted by: redc1c4


TONIGHT'S TOP STORY ...

Posted by: Adriane the News for the Hearing Impaired Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:17 AM (AoK0a)

625 I must ultimately pull down the shade.

Turn out the light.

Fade into oblivion.

Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 02:17 AM (Ckg4U)

626 futhermucking save tags for the futhermucking win.


Jim.
etc.

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 02:17 AM (QzJWU)

627 Yay! My heart is whole again!! *looks around* Nice to see everyone where they should be.

Watching Laura Ingraham (righteously) rip the MSM slamming Melania & her Christmas decorations.

Not my usual m.o., but if InStyle Magazine did a Melania cover, I would buy the hell out of that.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 02:18 AM (jrxFC)

628 Adriane.....was giving red grief about not including me as a drink wench

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:19 AM (mMeIQ)

629 Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 02:16 AM (QzJWU)



Save Tags #FTW!!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:19 AM (2ZDHg)

630 Swimmingly. We're expanding. We also have a new CEO, a gentleman from Texas who was a big-shot with TI once upon a time, so this one knows a thing or two about high volume manufacturing. We've also split off our RF components into a new business called Wolfspeed, so now we do nothing but lighting.


(To be honest, we're just two companies in name only at this point as the manufacturing facilities are still common between the two.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:20 AM (vbvxt)

631 Jim, alas, only a sweet dream.

A new SUV would be a fine barter item in the burning time. As well as tacta-cool outfits with some holes repaired and messenger bags.

I'm thinking of having my Sig Saur 522 rifle over my shoulder when I wonder the property.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:20 AM (hyuyC)

632 Adriane.....was giving red grief about not including me as a drink wench
---
it's not MY fault i haven't seen any pics of your qualifications... i couldn't make Vegas, and no one's shared any pics from there that i'm aware of.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:21 AM (2ZDHg)

633 it's not MY fault i haven't seen any pics of your
qualifications... i couldn't make Vegas, and no one's shared any pics
from there that i'm aware of.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:21 AM (2ZDHg)



And you know the rule...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:22 AM (vbvxt)

634 BSG - banana splits goober

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:23 AM (2ZDHg)

635 Jim at November 29, 2017 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

I have a hard time with loud noise ...

Posted by: Adriane the Communication Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (AoK0a)




*farts loudly*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

636 Did somebody say they needed knife-wielding drink wenches?

Why was I not consulted immediately?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:23 AM (qJtVm)

637 Y5 has given pics to mis hum and CBD for them to include in an ont....but they have never posted them

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:24 AM (mMeIQ)

638 redc1c4

Good advice. Especially on ground cover. It's not the muscles, it's the joints.

My 90 yo widowed neighbor up the hill just started yoga last month. She is indomitable. My wife, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:24 AM (hyuyC)

639 And you know the rule...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter


i before e except in months that end in R ...

Posted by: Adriane the News for the Hearing Impaired Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:24 AM (AoK0a)

640 See red......you should have included eris too!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:25 AM (mMeIQ)

641 "For a Dancer....He's one Hell Of A Detective....."

Big Smile.....

Posted by: Jimmy Dix at November 29, 2017 02:25 AM (HVt0H)

642 And you know the rule...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:22 AM (vbvxt)
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the last person that wanted to see my moobs was my platoon leader in 1/18th Cav... i told him to #FOAD

or did you mean WDS?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:25 AM (2ZDHg)

643 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

You would be so much fun to talk with you wouldn't get any work done.

Note, IMHO, ogle could work in that sentence as well as talk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:26 AM (hyuyC)

644 red.....

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:27 AM (mMeIQ)

645 but they have never posted them
---
undoubtedly sequestered for use as private fapping material.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:28 AM (2ZDHg)

646 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' is on. That Jessica has a rack that... Uh oh, Hillary is stumbling this way.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at November 29, 2017 02:28 AM (bc2Lc)

647 Hi eris! Hope you are well! Y5 and I are neighbors now!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:29 AM (mMeIQ)

648 I just intuitively know that I could rock any event given a beer cannon, a Clydesdale, and sufficiently amped up metal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:29 AM (qJtVm)

649 Uh oh, Hillary is stumbling this way.
---
relax: it's a 50/50 chance she'll throw the ash tray at either the wrong TV or the wrong you...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:30 AM (2ZDHg)

650 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ette

*musically*

A snarl and a sneer and a whip that stings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:31 AM (hyuyC)

651 No faces or body parts are in any of the pictures.......get your mind out of the gutter

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:31 AM (mMeIQ)

652 Sister In Law is at the hospital in labor, we should have a new niece by this time tomorrow (she hopes). Also, looking to dump the book of faces, I have this guy who I went to high school who has all of a sudden decided we are BFFs and he keeps sending me videos that I'd rather Mrs Hades not see IYKWIM (and no, I do not have a part in these videos, not even a cameo). WTF, we weren't even what you would call close friends in HS, don't hear from the guy in over 30 years and all of a sudden he's chatty fucking cathy over here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:31 AM (vbvxt)

653 I just intuitively know that I could rock any event given a beer cannon, a Clydesdale, and sufficiently amped up metal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Sounds like a Frank Frazetta painting ...

Posted by: Adriane the News for the Hearing Impaired Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:32 AM (AoK0a)

654 I just intuitively know that I could rock any event given a beer cannon, a Clydesdale, and sufficiently amped up metal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:29 AM (qJtVm)
---
there's Russian royalty in your family tree?




Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:32 AM (2ZDHg)

655 Pullin' the ripcord, here.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2017 02:33 AM (QzJWU)

656 GGE, peep sights, really? As in adjustable aperture, so-called "Olympic" sights? Bless your heart, you're going against the grain. The American Manhood Manual requires that a new .22 be immediately burdened with a telescopic sight of Ludicrous Power, if possible bigger than the gun, and with enough lens to convince you that you've contracted a palsy.

Compared to V sights, open sights, I'd take a modest aperture sight on a smallbore over any lens up to 4X, even for "field work." For targets only, roughly 10 years experience with irons is about right before you move to the dark side and start shading. You could make the same argument for mid-range high power, too, but you'll be arm-wrestling with Rambo.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2017 02:33 AM (H5rtT)

657 or did you mean WDS?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:25 AM (2ZDHg)


Well, I got zero desire to see yours...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:33 AM (vbvxt)

658 just intuitively know that I could rock any event given a beer cannon, a Clydesdale, and sufficiently amped up metal.

A CBD art post of that picture would be EPIC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:33 AM (hyuyC)

659 I'm picturing Y5 and WDS in wife-beaters, sitting in lawn chairs, plinking at beer cans and the occasional vermin or chihuahuas, as the sun sets slowly in the west.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:33 AM (qJtVm)

660 Eris......ROFL

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:36 AM (mMeIQ)

661 So many fun mental images. Looking forward to my next set of lucid dreams.

Got to go beneath the layer here. I'll need rested reflexes for tomorrow.

Have a fantastic night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:36 AM (hyuyC)

662 speaking of beer cannons, if you get one of these bad boys, load it with IMI mfg blanks, wipe the can down with a very light coat of kitchen spray, you can send a full 12 oz can of the beverage of your choice 100 meters or more, depending on angle of fire.

ask me how i know.

https://www.xproducts.com/product/can-cannon-soda-can-launcher-ar-15-m16/

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:37 AM (2ZDHg)

663 Compared to V sights, open sights, I'd take a modest
aperture sight on a smallbore over any lens up to 4X, even for "field
work." For targets only, roughly 10 years experience with irons is about
right before you move to the dark side and start shading. You could
make the same argument for mid-range high power, too, but you'll be
arm-wrestling with Rambo.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2017 02:33 AM (H5rtT)



My model 60 has a scope, only a 4x scope but WTF, it's a .22, it's not like we're going long range big game hunting with it. The peep sights from Tech Sights are what Appleseed recommends in their LTR training document.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:40 AM (vbvxt)

664 This is Saturday PET THREAD GOLD.....

War Dog: A Soldiers Best Friend 2017.....

8.4 on IMDB......

A 10 PLUS in MY Heart........(I'm postin today because of Those MAGNIFICENT Soldiers......)

Worth the Hordes time......ABSO-FUCKIN-lutely Guaranteed.

I'm done for tonight....All The Best Y'all....As ALWAYS!
HBK

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 29, 2017 02:40 AM (HVt0H)

665 Actually that is kind of how Thanksgiving day ended.....minus the wife beaters of course. You know Y5......he would never ever wear a wife beater

And oh btw Mrs. Y5 is lovely

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:41 AM (mMeIQ)

666 Appleseed teaches iron sights: they are all about BASIC marksmanship.

that and the "rifleman's quarter mile"...

my one bitch with the event i attended, besides the fact that i felt like shit and my personal coach couldn't focus on one thing at a time, is that we shot at the stupid "simulated range" targets you shoot at from 25 meters, that are supposed to be just like shooting the real ranges, except that they aren't.

always qualed expert on KD ranges, but could never hit shit on those stupid things. of course i've also got shit for upper body and arm strength these days too, which doesn't help.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:43 AM (2ZDHg)

667 I've been working on the grand-daughter's doll house, I have the porch railing done ready to install and the flooring is steadily going down on the second story. I have one month to get it done, I've been working on it to the exclusion of most of my other projects...but silly me I've just agreed to build a structure for one of the train club's modules so I've got that going as well.


Yeah, right now I'm letting glue and paint dry on both projects.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:43 AM (vbvxt)

668 Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:37 AM (2ZDHg)
---
Nice!

*imagines nailing Parthian shot with a beer cannon as the arena roars its approval*

Awright folks, gotta get up in a couple hours, so back to bed for me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:43 AM (qJtVm)

669 That mini-Mo in the barbecue place in Kansas City
seemed so long ago. It was when Chem-Jeff was rational! And before
your recent marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 02:12 AM (hyuyC)


Yes indeed, it was pre-Mrs Hades and I don't know what happened to ChemJeff. I met him first at a mini-mome with Bomber way back when, around 2010 or so I think.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:14 AM (vbvxt)


I've exchanged tweets with him since then.

There was a sundering. While for now that seems but a minor thing, in a broader sense, it will have to be reckoned with before the next inevitable political downturn.

Posted by: The Unsundered Hat at November 29, 2017 02:44 AM (itfg0)

670 And congrats on the soon-to-be new addition to your family GGE! Moron uncles are the best uncles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:44 AM (qJtVm)

671 Eris!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:44 AM (MTjB1)

672 Good night Eris!

Bedtime for me too

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:45 AM (mMeIQ)

673 can't hit a paper target, but nailed Uncle Palp's poast...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:46 AM (2ZDHg)

674 Nobody wants to wish me a Good Night?

Well, that's a fine how do you do.

I'll see you when I see you, I guess.

*pissed*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 02:46 AM (Ckg4U)

675 Oy.

Need to finish a write up ... and sleep.

Take care all.

Posted by: Adriane the News for the Hearing Impaired Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:47 AM (AoK0a)

676 WDS, so everyone is clear, I have the pics but have not given them to MisHum or CBD. With the move and the other move and everything I have not had time to get them all formatted. Will try to have them done this week and off ti the powers that be or is or whatever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:47 AM (MTjB1)

677 And since it's not likely that her care's going to be getting any better under the auspices of the MVNHS©, her family and friends are trying to raise about $13,000 so she can avail herself of private treatment.

========

Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: Charlie Gard at November 29, 2017 02:47 AM (/qEW2)

678 Night WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:47 AM (MTjB1)

679 And oh btw Mrs. Y5 is lovely
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:41 AM (mMeIQ)
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And deadly, no doubt.

I would expect no less. Y5 is surprisingly dapper considering his unsavory online presence.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:48 AM (qJtVm)

680 Night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:48 AM (MTjB1)

681 I've exchanged tweets with him since then.



There was a sundering. While for now that seems but a minor thing,
in a broader sense, it will have to be reckoned with before the next
inevitable political downturn.

Posted by: The Unsundered Hat at November 29, 2017 02:44 AM (itfg0)



I seem to remember it was election related but I didn't get much into the fray over that. Cruz was my guy but when he cratered I was in the ABH camp.


And congrats on the soon-to-be new addition to your family GGE! Moron uncles are the best uncles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:44 AM (qJtVm)


But of course we do. They live up your way, in Sterling.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:48 AM (vbvxt)

682 Y5......sorry.....I thought you had sent them...my bad

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 29, 2017 02:49 AM (mMeIQ)

683 Good night, you weaselly slapper you ...

Posted by: Adriane the News for the Hearing Impaired Critic ... at November 29, 2017 02:49 AM (AoK0a)

684 Goodnight Slappy!

*tucks you in, turns on Batman nightlight*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:49 AM (qJtVm)

685 Night Eris.

PS you are ruining my carefully cultivated cover!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:49 AM (MTjB1)

686 going on 2400 here, and Resident Evil expects me to get all sorts of shit done tomorrow...

guess i should pull pitch too.

hasta, y'all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:50 AM (2ZDHg)

687 er... of course we ARE, that is. (I've already been told I can't corrupt the baby. I have a...somewhat different...opinion on the matter. I plan to be her favorite. )

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:50 AM (vbvxt)

688 Send your prayers to God and leave me out of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 02:50 AM (Ckg4U)

689 wait, if my online presence is unsavory does that mean it is sweet?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:51 AM (MTjB1)

690 GGE, little kids can be convinced the race track is Disneyland.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:51 AM (qJtVm)

691 Wow, you can find interesting things on eBay.

Ejection seat from a B-52. Only $750.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 02:53 AM (J5PYH)

692 /me throws tight turn, circles back for one quick pass

"Will try to have them done this week and off ti the powers that be or is or whatever."
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:47 AM (MTjB1)
---
send them to me: i'll take care of that for ya!


/hits flares and chaff, drops to NOE and disappears behind the trees

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2017 02:54 AM (2ZDHg)

693 GGE, little kids can be convinced the race track is Disneyland.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:51 AM (qJtVm)


Mrs Hades never had kids and didn't really get to spend a lot of time with her brother's other kids due to their mother, so she's got big plans to spoil the shit out of this one. I think it would be a dandy idea to have a .22 in her little paws by the time she's 10 at least, an idea which her father is completely in agreement with and her mother is staunchly opposed. "But Uncle GGE lets me!" should be a good enough excuse, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:55 AM (vbvxt)

694 Wow, you can find interesting things on eBay.

Ejection seat from a B-52. Only $750.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November



so what. on baidu they have an erection seat for $7.50

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 02:55 AM (MTjB1)

695 Y5, that sounds like something found one night in Bangkok...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 02:57 AM (J5PYH)

696 Ejection seat from a B-52. Only $750.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 02:53 AM (J5PYH)


Heard a story about a guy who got one of those and made an office chair out of it, one day just for fun he pulled the yellow and black handles and heard a pop. Seems that when they decommed the seat they overlooked one of the initiators. If that guy knew anything about ejection seats I'll bet you couldn't pull a 10 penny nail out of his ass with a mule team when that initiator went off.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:57 AM (vbvxt)

697 FTR, I don't know why you would want an ejection seat. Damn things aren't very comfortable.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 02:59 AM (vbvxt)

698 GGE, it is your civic duty to teach the next generation.

Also, give her a Barbie accessorized with pink camo and tiny .22. Barbie's Dream Redoubt!

Alright now I'm really hitting the sack. Later maroons!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 02:59 AM (qJtVm)

699 Sleep well and wake Eris.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 03:01 AM (vbvxt)

700 Ejection seat from a B-52. Only $750.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 02:53 AM (J5PYH)

Only used once!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 03:04 AM (H+ulh)

701 Night Eris. Sleep well.

For about $114 can get in either pink or black a single shot baby .22LR rifle.

GGE, it would be an interesting conversation piece. Though the $10,000 price tag for an RAF Vulcan bomber ejection seat seems a wee bit steep for a knick-knack.

Bed for me. One day off. Then almost a straight week of working at Wally World. *thud*

Probably should go buy lottery tickets, Powerball is over $100million cash and Mega is almost there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 03:07 AM (J5PYH)

702 I was disappointed when the molesting clown story did not include a horn honking sound as he grabbed the unsuspecting womens breasts.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 29, 2017 03:13 AM (2X7pN)

703 Bed for me. One day off. Then almost a straight week of working at Wally World. *thud*

Probably should go buy lottery tickets, Powerball is over $100million cash and Mega is almost there.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 03:07 AM (J5PYH)

Sleep well, Anna, Queen of the WalMartians!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 03:16 AM (H+ulh)

704 Really? I finally get to comment and no one is around to read my witty comment? IMHO, that is!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 29, 2017 03:16 AM (2X7pN)

705 So it looks like Mad Mike Hughes has rescheduled his suicide attempt steam powered rocket launch for Monday after the BLM said he couldn't do it on public lands without a permit. I for one believe that NOTHING should stand in the way of this man fulfilling his destiny (and possibly winning his Darwin Award; nothing is said of children so he should qualify).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 03:23 AM (vbvxt)

706 Really? I finally get to comment and no one is around to read my witty comment? IMHO, that is!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 29, 2017 03:16 AM (2X7pN)


I read it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 03:24 AM (vbvxt)

707 When we first started cutting the wings off B-52's, there were a couple of Smarter-type-Image retailers that offered the seats as office chairs. They were significantly more expensive than $750, even way back then. So this sounds like a pretty good deal.

Of course, "the" "real" B-52 souvenir accessory would be the tail-gunner station. Prove you've been there, and all that. They're a little older, though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2017 03:25 AM (H5rtT)

708 Probably should go buy lottery tickets, Powerball is over $100million cash and Mega is almost there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 03:07 AM (J5PYH)


Can't buy lotto tickets here.

If I complained too much my leg would be broken...

Posted by: The Mobbed-up Hat at November 29, 2017 03:27 AM (itfg0)

709 Yeah, OK, I take it back on that flip-sight. That's not an aperture sight for sporting purposes. And, be advised, the adjustable aperture, front and rear, "Redfield" style iron sight is anything but "basic" marksmanship.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2017 03:30 AM (H5rtT)

710 Really? I finally get to comment and no one is around to read my witty comment? IMHO, that is!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 29, 2017 03:16 AM (2X7pN)


========

That guy's real face is creepier than his clown one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 03:35 AM (/qEW2)

711 Hurrah AoSHq is on the air

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2017 03:40 AM (aC6Sd)

712 This has already probably been said. But the Tweets from Trump if there is a govt shutdown will be glorious.

They shut down the WWII memorial but the EPA is still staffed.

They closed the volcano sites in Hawaii but staff is still working hard at the IRS.

He could totally F up their narrative.

They should be afraid.

Posted by: X-ray at November 29, 2017 03:49 AM (VDQek)

713 Yeah, OK, I take it back on that flip-sight. That's not an aperture
sight for sporting purposes. And, be advised, the adjustable aperture,
front and rear, "Redfield" style iron sight is anything but "basic"
marksmanship.




These are the ones I have on my 795: https://tinyurl.com/ybz3djrc

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 03:49 AM (vbvxt)

714 Well folks, that's it for me. Gonna catch a bit of a nap before I have to get up and take Boy to school, then try to get some more shut-eye before work tonight.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2017 03:51 AM (vbvxt)

715 I'm tired and my day is just starting

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2017 03:53 AM (aC6Sd)

716 Night all.

Here is an HQ classic:

"Flower Travelin' Man" by Earthless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53twBY9Vu_Y

Posted by: The Earthles Hat at November 29, 2017 04:24 AM (itfg0)

717 A bonus:

"Vidage" by 1000mods:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ysBMZSzpp8

Posted by: The Modal Hat at November 29, 2017 04:37 AM (itfg0)

718
705 So it looks like Mad Mike Hughes has rescheduled his suicide attempt steam powered rocket launch for Monday after the BLM said he couldn't do it on public lands without a permit.


Shoulda, coulda, woulda brought Joey Choo-Choo into the picture -- doofus is a sucker for steam-powered thingies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 05:05 AM (x8Nyw)

719 Shoulda, coulda, woulda brought Joey Choo-Choo into the picture -- doofus is a sucker for steam-powered thingies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 05:05 AM (x8Nyw)


Your comment has me thinking of a great band name: Steam Punk Dildoes. Works on multiple levels, too.

Posted by: RickZ at November 29, 2017 05:09 AM (H1Pc7)

720
I see that the holiday virtue klaxons have begun sounding on Phacebook.

"I'm writing a dystopic holiday play!"
"I'm building a home at Habitat for Humanity!"
"I'm fine tuning my "friends" unfriending to-do list!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 05:13 AM (x8Nyw)

721 I avoid Facebook, like I avoid steaming fly-blown heaps of dogshit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 05:28 AM (H+ulh)

722 Just sort of marking time here; about three hours left in my tour, and not really enough work to keep me hopping. Looks like I will be hitting the road for home this afternoon. A whole four days' work. But they pay me. so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 05:32 AM (H+ulh)

723 722 Just sort of marking time here; about three hours left in my tour, and not really enough work to keep me hopping. Looks like I will be hitting the road for home this afternoon. A whole four days' work. But they pay me. so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 05:32 AM (H+ulh)

It always helps, doesn't it?

Just checking in before heading off to bed. Hope everyone has a good morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2017 05:37 AM (ycWCI)

724 Where de women at? Where my pants?

Posted by: John Conyers at November 29, 2017 06:11 AM (Z6aGU)

725 Just a quick hit and gone.

NaCly, skimming for nics this am I saw the glisten, listen comment.

EMAW clap.

Posted by: teej at November 29, 2017 06:13 AM (RQEuo)

726 G'morning, all.

Posted by: VIA, of Clan Idiot at November 29, 2017 06:24 AM (EyPfd)

727 Teej,

That was an OMHG incredible game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

728 Glad to see that all is right with the universe.

And the blog.



That was a rough couple hours last night....eh?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice prentice at November 29, 2017 06:25 AM (EyPfd)

729 Coach Snyder is a genius, and as usual, the team finishes strong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 06:26 AM (hyuyC)

730 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 06:27 AM (hyuyC)

731 Yay! We're back! Unfortunately, moving to new servers didn't unban the damned.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 06:29 AM (qQcQl)

732 Very late to the party, but wouldn't a Bra Bridge be more appropriate at the Grand Tetons?

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at November 29, 2017 06:30 AM (sH2iL)

733 I want to apologize to Slapweasel. He always makes a point of saying good night. A good guy.
I saw him sign off, and I did not say Good Night Slapweasel.

So top of the morning, wherever you are, to Slapweasel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 06:30 AM (hyuyC)

734
Scanning the headlines I can't help but wish to have lived in a simpler time, before Isaac Newton, when it was so easy to not comprehend the gravity of the situation.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 29, 2017 06:32 AM (ajiE5)

735 725 teej

You should see my wife's eyer roll like a teenager when I tell that joke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 06:32 AM (hyuyC)

736 And with that, work preps commence.

Have a wonderful day, everyone, try to have new jokes, and may traffic not slow you down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

737 I watched the whole thing-3 plus minutes. Men in India help baby elephant get out of a ditch and mom thanks them. They're happy. it's nice;

https://tinyurl.com/y7fptxxr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 06:36 AM (8+Ozj)

738 Good to see Mike McDaniel at Stately McDaniel Manor get some linkage. He does some fine writing there, and he is one of the really good guys on the web.

Posted by: Advo at November 29, 2017 06:47 AM (ekVHT)

739 I watched the whole thing-3 plus minutes. Men in India help baby elephant get out of a ditch and mom thanks them. They're happy. it's nice;

https://tinyurl.com/y7fptxxr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 06:36 AM (8+Ozj)

Internet's too slow here for video. Nice that the Indian fellows had the gumption for some heffalumption.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 06:52 AM (H+ulh)

740 Moore accusers have ties to "Washington Post" as well as drug dealers:


https://tinyurl.com/y9gtkp7t

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 06:53 AM (8+Ozj)

741 The Great Hamster Rebellion of 2017 is mort?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 06:53 AM (oVJmc)

742 Matt Lauer fired at the Today Show?????.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at November 29, 2017 06:54 AM (PafTy)

743 Tweet from NYT Jimrutenbert about Matt Lauer.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at November 29, 2017 06:59 AM (PafTy)

744
Matt Lauer fired at the Today Show?????.....


... from a cannon?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 07:02 AM (x8Nyw)

745 Another hypocritical, smug and smarmy propagandist fired from a major news outlet.

Excellent.




Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 29, 2017 07:03 AM (4bjXi)

746 Matt Lauer fired at the Today Show?????.....

His contract's up next year, and supposedly he doesn't want to renew it...

http://tinyurl.com/y8mpt955

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 07:05 AM (oVJmc)

747 744
Matt Lauer fired at the Today Show?????.....

... from a cannon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 07:02 AM (x8Nyw)

Just heard on the radio.

Oh man, just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at November 29, 2017 07:05 AM (OAlmw)

748 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 06:52 AM (H+ulh)

Well done, clever response.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 07:06 AM (8+Ozj)

749 Oh! Yes!
Fired!

http://tinyurl.com/y9xh7e6z

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 07:06 AM (oVJmc)

750 Another hypocritical, smug and smarmy propagandist fired from a major news outlet.

Make them live by their own rules.

A prett smart guy, I have to admit, said that. Dude was right.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 07:06 AM (fiGNd)

751 Fox says Lauer was fired for inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 07:06 AM (fqUgw)

752 Noped, fired....NBC Terminates...

Posted by: KWDreaming at November 29, 2017 07:07 AM (PafTy)

753 Human thumb Brian Stelter writes for CNN:

"Matt Lauer was fired from NBC News on Wednesday
after an employee filed a complaint about "inappropriate sexual behavior
in the workplace," the network announced."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 07:07 AM (oVJmc)

754 There have been rumors about Lauer and other women at NBC for years. I wonder if one of them threatened to sue?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 07:08 AM (fqUgw)

755 NBC jealous of all the Charlie Rose publicity?

Posted by: tsj017 at November 29, 2017 07:08 AM (7ReX+)

756 Fox says Lauer was fired for inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

He was the only one not sexually harassing someone or something?

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2017 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

757 Wow, guess a swamp is being drained....

Posted by: KWDreaming at November 29, 2017 07:10 AM (PafTy)

758 Matt retiring to spend more time with his family.

Fewww. Doesn't that sound better.

Posted by: NBC Publicist at November 29, 2017 07:11 AM (8ikIW)

759 Good morning, Horde. Some wisdom from Jimmy Buffet: Today is a revolution.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 07:11 AM (DMUuz)

760 If you would have told me a year ago that all of this shi+ would be going down, I would have laughed at you.

Now I just laugh.

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2017 07:13 AM (8ikIW)

761 is it working?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 29, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

762 Of course he was fired. His last interview with me was not up to my standards.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2017 07:13 AM (DMUuz)

763 JJ is woke and NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2017 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

764 Can you imagine the stink if the left had gone after every proven false sexual assault claimant, or fake racial hate crime perp?

Awe jees....would that be a sight to behold?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice prentice at November 29, 2017 07:16 AM (EyPfd)

765 An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her
virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction.


Having seen a couple of pictures of this "model" I'm willing to lay odds she was a virgin only in the "technical" sense. I doubt many would take the other side of that bet.

Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 07:18 AM (7bkOX)

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