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The Daily Shriek Out: Trump Refers to Elizabeth Warren as "Pocahantas" in Ceremony Honoring WW2 Navajo "Windtalker" Cryptologists
I don't know why this is offensive, but apparently it's The Worst Thing since The Last Thing.
"I just want to thank you because you are very, very special people. You were here long before any of us were here," Trump said. "Although, we have a representative in Congress who has been here a long time ... longer than you -- they call her Pocahontas!"I don't know why this is offensive. His joke is that Elizabeth Warren is not an Indian. He's not making fun of Indians; he's making fun of a caucasian playing Indian for diversity promotion reasons. This is obvious. This is being called a "slur" by DNC leader Tom Perez, because, well, Democrats are demagogues. Not only did Tom Perez call it a slur, but so did a more prominent Democrat spokesman:
WH press sec says "Pocahontas" is not a racial slur. (Fact check: it is.) https://t.co/tRW5H7ILcn
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) November 27, 2017
I️ dont cook much these days, but managed this Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving at the family farm! pic.twitter.com/rO8nFxtly7
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) November 23, 2017
I am not trying to be funny but folks are already saying #piegate and #fakepie Show it to us on the table with folks eating it and a pic of you cooking it. I am getting the biggest laugh out of this. I am thankful for this laugh on Black Friday! https://t.co/ifeSBlSZW7
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
I'm not entirely sure that a WH press corps engaged in pie trutherism has the emotional distance we need to cover this presidency.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 27, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 05:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (7UW64)
He should stick to talking about cigars, sugar cane, casino gambling, and those sandwiches they make.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (4ErVI)
In a sea of idiots, April Ryan is trying her hardest to be the biggest one out there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (493sH)
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (egWri)
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Flynn at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (tXjsa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (Ri/rl)
I only wish that she had brought in a piece of store bought pie with the price still on it and handed it to that bitch saying "Here April I made this just for you."
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (egWri)
Posted by: Maritime at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Flynn at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (tXjsa)
I thought Pocohontas meant blue eyed, blonde pale face who pretends to be Injun
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (493sH)
Posted by: dantesed at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: The tree of liberty at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (BrqlK)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (7A6l6)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: elliot
Michael Medved. Oh, the silly man on the radio.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (S6Pax)
So Sarah at least did the work of cropping the image {eyeroll}
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Huma at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (YinAC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lowfibass at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (BrqlK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)
No. More. Pie.
Posted by: Huma at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (YinAC)
You're just upset that yours had so much hair on it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: JackStraw
It's all part of the deeper plan. While Acosta is acting like and imbecile, Don Lemon is replacing the Trump's coffee beans with Folger's Coffee Crystals.
Let's see what happens next!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (S6Pax)
I could go my entire life without twitter. I bring my bot mots here.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
And ask for seconds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (O5Q3r)
What a true bunch of silly ass mincing ponces.
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
All I get is Sonobi. And it frightens me.
Courage!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (rnAwa)
You do and you'll clean it up, buddy!
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:26 PM (7UW64)
And floss.
Posted by: Huma at November 27, 2017 05:28 PM (YinAC)
I'm not sure the MFM has the intellectual capacity to cover a snail race
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2017 05:28 PM (493sH)
Ancient Greeks are believed to have originated pie
pastry. In the plays of Aristophanes (5th century BC), there are
mentions of sweetmeats including small pastries filled with fruit.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 05:28 PM (r+sAi)
Doesn't really matter. Jim Acostas has blocked Sonobi because. . . HE IS JIM ACOSTA, DAMMIT!!!!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 27, 2017 05:28 PM (ATVNj)
-
And Lizzywarren means "big lain in the ass".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 27, 2017 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (/o9Qk)
If it's a slur to call a marginal Native "Pocahontas", then what must it be to call a full-blooded Native American that!?!
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: dw at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (Suzcv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (/o9Qk)
I like to put my finger in a lot of pies.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks "
Oh yes. Not here but on Kindle. Amazon is pushing it hard.
Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (egWri)
Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (egWri)
Soon you'll be copying the entire thread and pasting as a comment like a pro.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2017 05:27 PM (jm1YL)
Yeah, little flake here tried to tell me all about the Cheeto-In-Charge, and I acerbically reminded him that we work for the State and as such cannot express our political opinions at the office.
IOW, shut up, you useless twat, but in a nice way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (7UW64)
Ain't nobuduh gottime fohdat
Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
The elephant in the room is that Liz lied to claim minority status to advance her career.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (3/HOt)
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (JhE5a)
pastry. In the plays of Aristophanes (5th century BC), there are mentions of sweetmeats including small pastries filled with fruit.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 05:28 PM (r+sAi)
Al Sharpton: We invented Hostess Fruit Pies in Africa and then them Greek homos stole them from us!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (493sH)
Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (QQ+il)
Racist.
Posted by: wth at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (LDV7V)
Also, Tom Perez and Jim Acosta are twats.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
I like to put my finger in a lot of pies.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (8O3HH)
So does Al Franken. If I were you, I might not be bragging about that particular peccadillo.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2017 05:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Al Frankengrubem at November 27, 2017 05:31 PM (M+Lyo)
Fact.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 27, 2017 05:31 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: bot mots at November 27, 2017 05:32 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: April LYin at November 27, 2017 05:32 PM (M+Lyo)
Racist.
_____________________________
On Black Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 27, 2017 05:32 PM (ATVNj)
Because someone had to go there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Uh, it's 3.141592
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I just wish Hillary didn't come the hair on her butt forward to cover the bald spots.
Posted by: Huma at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (YinAC)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (FS/ip)
Posted by: tu3031
She's tied up. The prairie crabs are running.
Posted by: Aviator at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:33 PM (tbOMB)
Let me check in the back. I may have a few left from the inauguration.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
3.141592653589793
That's from rote to 14 digits or so. You can check it out.
They told me that would really impress the babes. They lied.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 27, 2017 05:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (/tuJf)
John Smith
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (LiyEm)
Clearly, this reveals a chaotic White House that is out of control just like a daycare center.
Posted by: Michael "Mercer Island" Medved, concerned-vative radio host at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (EzdLW)
Because someone had to go there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Uh, it's 3.141592
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:33
Ha!
You're just pissed cause mom gave me a bigger piece.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (/tuJf)
She was on CNBC earlier today all on the warpath over that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (7A6l6)
Oh come on, Ace. You do too.
It's offensive because offensive is not a reaction, it's a response, and as long as it's effective, they'll keep having it.
You know this. Come on!!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (9chmE)
>> particular peccadillo.
It really tickles my peccadillo.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: Ray's Pizza at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)
Here's what Obama said about John Boehner.
https://tinyurl.com/ya48z6fa
Did you lose your shit then? Did you soil your diapers then?
If not, then STFU.
That is all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (/qEW2)
Wait, is Al Wanken guilty of making women feel uncomfortable, or is he guilty of molesting them?
I'm confused. And, apparently, so is Al Franken.
Franken said he was amazed and shocked to find out that some of his behavior made women "uncomfortable." And he's sorry that he made women "uncomfortable."
No, that's not exactly it, Al Franken. You molested women.
If a senator or a comedian goes around and, say, sticks his finger in some woman's bum, he's not guilty of making them "uncomfortable," he's guilty of sexual molestation.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 05:37 PM (VTsbl)
Posted by: dantesed at November 27, 2017 05:37 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Peaches
There are many moons to pass before tall white father from Brooklyn will once again stand in our sports lodges, speaking the words of insulting inspiration that made many glad with anticipation of outrageous tweets to come.
He knows his enemies are more numerous than the bison on the prairie, with a many harsh words yet to be spoken, yet they speak with forked tongue!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 05:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2017 05:37 PM (MxEKc)
John Smith
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (LiyEm)
So did we.
Posted by: Siffylus, Clamadio, and Gongarrhea at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (9chmE)
Because someone had to go there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Uh, it's 3.141592
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:33
Ha!
You're just pissed cause mom gave me a bigger piece.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (0tfLf)
I've always known she loved you and not me. I'm not angry, just sad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 05:24 PM (S6Pax)
He is too smarmy and condescending for me, but I had been listening to Prager earlier. I turned the car on after work and Medved was screeching about how damaging it was that he said these things, and wished Gen. Kelly had a buzzer to zap him when he went off script.
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (egWri)
I thought that actually was a pic of the pie she cooked, AND then baked. She was accused of using a stock photo but others showed that Sarah was the first to upload that particular picture.
or that is what I recall from the Twitter verse. A phone pic of a pie on a tablecloth might look just like that.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (/aIFg)
You know, I'm betting the halls of Congress are just full of ficuses.
Or maybe they use Statuary Hall for that purpose. You know, right on the statues.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Eggwhite McManlet at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (6PlZp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: mark1971 at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 05:37 PM (VTsbl)
By forcibly tongue-kissing her, he penetrated her. That is assault, plain and simple.
He should be in jail.
She should be suing the crap out of him and dragging his name through the mud at every opportunity.
We should also be doing this, on a very public stage.
It isn't as if he is going to stop doing it, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (7UW64)
He said this to a group of Indians, right?
How long did he have to pause before they stopped laughing?
Posted by: gNewt at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (TrOGC)
John Smith
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 05:35 PM (LiyEm)
So did we.
Posted by: Siffylus, Clamadio, and Gongarrhea at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (9chmE)
*cough*
Posted by: tuberculosis at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)
Because someone had to go there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Bugger off.
Posted by: e at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (MINbv)
*cough*
Posted by: tuberculosis at November 27, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)
Hah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:25 PM (7UW64)
---
Wait until harumph day.
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (FS/ip)
Posted by: geometry test at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (EzdLW)
FFS, it's the ultimate cultural appropriation, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 05:41 PM (cAXIk)
Or cared.
Sigh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:40 PM (MINbv)
The real nerds would rattle it off to 50 places.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:41 PM (NWiLs)
Click it!! Let them send money to Ace. That's funny right there.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 27, 2017 05:41 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2017 05:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:42 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 27, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 27, 2017 05:42 PM (xInes)
Tonight at 11, we'll ask Trump supporters why.
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Serious Journalist at November 27, 2017 05:42 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: mark1971 at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (/
There's also crumbs on the counter.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (Ri/rl)
They've currently calculated pi to a trillion digits or so. I think. May be more now. Anyway, there's a web site where you can go and search for strings of digits, such are your birthday, SS number, etc.
With a trillion digits, you'd be surprised. The question is whether pi is, what's the word, I forget -- anyway, that is likely to find any given sequence of digits. It appears to be so, but cannot be proven.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 27, 2017 05:42 PM (xInes)
Gonna be an early night for Trump!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: Dang at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (MINbv)
I thought the same thing. Besides, what professional photographer takes a picture with his shadow in it.
Posted by: NavyMom at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (cOLvd)
"So...why wasn't Sen. Warren there to also honor her people for their service to the nation?"
She was busy having a major Pow-Wow with Chuckles and the fake head of the CFPB.
Posted by: geoffb at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: fly gal at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (FS/ip)
Posted by: It's for the children at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (U3TJH)
sticks his finger in some woman's bum, he's not guilty of making them
"uncomfortable," he's guilty of sexual molestation.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 05:37 PM (VTsbl)
_____________________________________What a creep. I wish someone had punched his lights out.On another perverted note, I read that a Secret Service agent on Biden's detail had been suspended for shoving Biden after an incident where Biden had groped the agent's wife. I know an agent who was on Biden's residence detail who told me about Biden exposing himself to female USSS and Navy personnel. I'll have to ask him about the altercation.
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (egWri)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 05:38 PM (/
There's also crumbs on the counter.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 05:43 PM (Ri/rl)
It's PhotoShopped!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (NWiLs)
offended that DJT is not using Fauxahontas or Lieawatha to refer to E.
Warren. Its a disgrace that he has not picked up one of the correct
nicknames for her from the HQ, or Rush or somewhere. /s
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable"
That might be too complicated for the LIV's to process, will get confused, not understand the insult and tune back out. Have to keep it simple for them until they are aware of who Warren is and why she is being dissed.
Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (nQHw/)
Doberman has temper tantrum:
He really gets going like a little toddler at :20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O83lmO1lNDc
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (VTsbl)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: dagny at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 05:45 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Nurse of the Year at November 27, 2017 05:45 PM (6PlZp)
Someone on yesterdays' book thread mentioned they were rereading Anathem by Neal Stephenson. IIRC, in that story
one of the punishments for an misbehaving Avout was to memorize pi to some cruel and unusual number of digits, like in the thousands.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 27, 2017 05:45 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: MathMom at November 27, 2017 05:45 PM (55bwu)
Medved is a jew.
Staunch conservative, my ass.
Posted by: It's for the children at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM (U3TJH)
________________________________I was being facetious.
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:45 PM (egWri)
New Hotness: "But did she really bake THIS pie in the picture - we'' perform hours of online research to let you know just how FRAUDULENT this administration is!!11!!11!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (W+vEI)
Go climb a wall of dicks in hell.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (y87Qq)
________________________________
You're right. Anytime the liberal media uses the identifier "staunch conservative," you can bet they mean "fake conservative."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at November 27, 2017 05:47 PM (ZuGkg)
______________________________________
Can we talk about moon pies now?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 27, 2017 05:47 PM (ATVNj)
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/934225538738253824
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 05:47 PM (/aIFg)
She persisted.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)
Princess runs with fake news must not let this slight against our people go unanswered. And by our people, I mean pasty white folk.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:47 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 05:47 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Roy at November 27, 2017 05:47 PM (ABjxW)
Does Huckabee-Sanders need to have a pack of emotional support dogs present for press briefings?
Or should they each be assigned a fluffy baby blankie to carry around and rub in case they get scared when they're around Trump?
/can someone PLEASE make these suggestions on Twitter?
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: April Ryan at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (0G4o5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0kQ39COKew
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (+lVUW)
That is a charitable interpretation.
April was the one who got in a fight with Omarosa and lied about it (said Omarosa verbally attacked her) --- and then it turned out someone had video'd the exchange, showing that April was the aggressor/jerk.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: X-ray at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
That's something that interests me.
Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:49 PM (NWiLs)
Have a second helping of those bag of dicks.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 27, 2017 05:49 PM (FS/ip)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:49 PM (0G4o5)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 05:41 PM (cAXIk)
It's the story of obama.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 05:49 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 27, 2017 05:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:49 PM (0G4o5)
How can you not like chocolate pecan? It's amazing!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (NWiLs)
Hah! This made me laugh b/c it's pretty much true.
And who can even remember the last thing? There are so many they all just blur into one snowball.
If the media is trying to convince us DJT says outrageous things, they are wasting time. We already know that...we knew it before the election. He's done it his whole life. At least he hasn't called half the US racist or deplorable or bigots...you all do that.
He may be the Ring Master at Barnum and Bailey Circus, but he makes you "journalists" look like clowns. And stupid, mean clowns at that.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (ohNf0)
Why is it so difficult for the press to believe this? And more importantly, why do they care?
I guess there's nothing else important going on in the world that needs covering.
Posted by: bluebell at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (tRaq7)
Because someone had to go there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Uh, it's 3.141592
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That's how you see it. When I came up with the concept, I used a series of 96 sided polygons to to derive a ratio of 22/7. I was a little off. So freakin' sue me.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (0G4o5)
Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (MxEKc)
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Untreated mental illness is a bitch.
/not really joking...
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: ibguy at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (vUcdz)
So the way the lying Democrats *think* the way the CPB is set up, only the Director can appoint his/her successor, like a royal political bloodline.
In other words, the CPB shall be an unaccountable powerful bureaucratic entity controlled by alt-left hacks in perpetuity.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (VTsbl)
I know, OT, but wow.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Little Al Franken at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Roy at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (0G4o5)
Nah. Twit, like some other services, uses profile banners, thus images have the letters "pbs" - twits then believe that's from Public Broadcasting...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (MINbv)
global warming?
Trump and his deplorables?
must impeach before the sun disappears entirely ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (+8A99)
Posted by: Roy at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (ABjxW)
Heap Big Troll stuff. fify
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 05:52 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 27, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
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Everyone who admitted that should not be taken seriously anymore.
Another example - Ben Shapiro said he wanted to vote for McMuffin but could not because he was in California. He was also pushing people to vote for him.
You can always tell who they are because they do the "we are better than this" crap.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at November 27, 2017 05:52 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: ______ derangement syndrome at November 27, 2017 05:52 PM (EzdLW)
And my secret to perfect gravy is : a deli
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2017 05:52 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:52 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2017 05:51 PM (7UW64)
No damage? That's scary.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 05:53 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 27, 2017 05:30 PM (EyPfd)
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Wait til you see how they get about lawn clippings....
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:53 PM (JhE5a)
He is refusing to abide by their illusions. Everyone knows Warren is not even 1% American Indian, but the MSM and Dems have decided to play along because she's on their side. So many little emperors with no clothes on the Left.
Trump flouts their rules at every opportunity, refuses to use their language or play along with the narratives. It is yuuuuge and glorious.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
That's something that interests me.
Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole
You're ruining moon pies for me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Little Al Franken at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
Costco. Pie is larger than the wheels on my first car...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (MINbv)
Damn fine book right there.
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:50 PM (0G4o5)
Gives new meaning to "shut your piehole"
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 05:44 PM
Who's Icon?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: IC at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (yL25O)
IIRC, she was one of the first Native Americans to covert to Christianity. So naturally, the Progs are offended.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (tRaq7)
seriously pecan is the easiest one of all the pies -- 6 ingredients not including crust, mix them together, pour in crust and bake. A chimp could do it. Yet April acts as if you need certification from the Cordon Bleu to pull it off.
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (+51lA)
Posted by: That OCD guy at November 27, 2017 05:56 PM (OxYQ1)
Posted by: IC at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu)
It's awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 05:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2017 05:56 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:54 PM (MINbv)
...
About as tasty too.
We have no kitchen this holiday season due to renovations, so we bought Costco pie for a couple different gatherings.
Nobody had seconds.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 27, 2017 05:56 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Dan Acosta at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (398bZ)
That doberman puppy tantrum was both hilarious and cute at the same time. Thanks. I laffed.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (ohNf0)
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (q177U)
Nah. Let us know when PWS lets loose with another 8 plus.
(Was on Kodiak for the Good Friday one)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Sepp Blatter at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (8O3HH)
one of the punishments for an misbehaving Avout was to memorize pi to some cruel and unusual number of digits, like in the thousands.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 27, 2017 05:45 PM (EzdLW)
Yeah, that was me.
I mean, not like I wrote the book or anything, just that I was re-reading it.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (y87Qq)
including crust, mix them together, pour in crust and bake. A chimp
could do it. Yet April acts as if you need certification from the Cordon
Bleu to pull it off.
Exactly! It's like arguing over whether or not you made the BLT you've posted on Instagram.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Sepp Blatter at November 27, 2017 05:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2017 05:58 PM (oiNtH)
It's one of its design features. It's total unaccountability (it gets its funding as a levy on the Fed) makes it unconstiutional.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 05:58 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: April Ryan at November 27, 2017 05:48 PM (/qEW2)
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In the interest of American security, we will make sure that the pie is turned over to a GOP-hired security firm, and the security agencies will have to use those reports.
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 05:58 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 27, 2017 05:58 PM (nBr1j)
there's quite a few dobermans having tantrum vids on youtube -- are doberman extra-emotional or immature, or something?
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 05:58 PM (VTsbl)
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You forgot the diabeetus.
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Hillary 2020 - You can't fight the charisma! And if you know what's good for you, you won't try!! at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (6PlZp)
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You forgot the diabeetus.
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (aT+Bx)
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (+51lA)
...
You've missed all the fun crypto experts analyzing the url of the photo.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (MINbv)
Seriously? I find that terrifying.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (Ri/rl)
"We're still in a life-and-death situation," Cruz said. "And we need to get our power back, get it restored, but we need to also get the alliances in place, like the Clinton Foundation that is energizing part of San Juan, a farmers market, with solar panels and solar energy. We need to set that foundation for moving forward."
Fuck yeah, powered up a farmer's market with a solar panel. Check and Mate Mr. Trump!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (BoMuO)
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She greatly desires to believe that a superior specimen of humanity is guilty of forging a pie.
Because that makes her feel better about being fake reporter affirmative action hire cretin that she knows she is, the lie that pervades her whole life, not just a side dish for one meal. What a pile of crap.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 05:59 PM (0G4o5)
" If Hillary or Mooch tweeted some stock picture of a pie they supposedly
baked the MSM would be ohh-ing and ahh-ing about what great
inspirational cooks they are how delicious and nutritious and diverse
and sustainable it was."
I don't really want to have pictures of their cakes, pies, or cookies broadcast. There are children out there too.
Posted by: geoffb at November 27, 2017 06:00 PM (zOpu5)
29 Cryptologist = one who studies.
Cryptographer = one who practices.
But no one ever asks me.
I have degrees in cryptology and cryptonomy.
Posted by: Dr. Zoidberg at November 27, 2017 06:00 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (MINbv)
Switched from Skoal?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
Not to keen on Hope Solo making a cameo in a Pie Thread.
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2017 05:57 PM (q177U)
At least she didn't offer to let you try her pie.
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 06:00 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 06:01 PM (BoMuO)
Fuck. You.
Asshole.
-------------------
What's my crime?
I said Medved is a jew and not a conservative. Both are true.
What's my crime?
So FUCK. YOU. ASSHOLE.
Posted by: It's for the children at November 27, 2017 06:01 PM (U3TJH)
Yep. I can't stand skimmed milk to this day (we could only get powdered milk for months afterwards).
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:01 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Aud at November 27, 2017 06:01 PM (2/2N0)
Go ahead, you'll love it.
At least just try the Crust.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (0G4o5)
And my secret to perfect gravy is : a deli
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2017 05:52 PM (+lVUW)
You need gravy lessons. But I'll cop to a store bought pecan pie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Insomniac
That's more country than a bucket of corn!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (B4a+D)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: bittergeek at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (G2Ptb)
The media has drilled far past... and produced far more Silly this year, then Social Scientists (a silly term in and of itself) ever postulated as possible.
Posted by: Don Q.... looks confused at November 27, 2017 06:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 27, 2017 06:03 PM (M+Lyo)
baked the MSM would be ohh-ing and ahh-ing....
Heh:
https://tinyurl.com/yd57cmdv
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 06:03 PM (W+vEI)
Yep. I can't stand skimmed milk to this day (we could only get powdered milk for months afterwards).
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:01 PM (MINbv)
I don't blame you. I'd be nervous every time a truck drove past me if I were you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2017 06:03 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 27, 2017 06:02 PM (xInes)
Beware the Ides of March
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 27, 2017 06:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (egWri)
I used to like listening to Medved, and when he just has history lectures I still do, but he has revealed himself to be such a whiny Establican shit. When his !Jeb! faction did not win he began to show his true colors.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 27, 2017 06:04 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: kraken at November 27, 2017 06:04 PM (o5N8j)
I love this job.
Posted by: Bob Mueller, special pastry counsel at November 27, 2017 06:04 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Axeman at November 27, 2017 06:05 PM (JhE5a)
Bullshitte. Puerto Rico's restoration is a genuine marvel, and should be news. But that might make the wrong people look good...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:05 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 27, 2017 06:05 PM (M+Lyo)
Banks are there to be milked. The CFPB was part of advancing this.
Funny that after the financial crisis, the Big Banks that were responsible got bigger, while many innocent smaller banks have been forced to merge out of existence.
Easier to make collections
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 06:05 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 27, 2017 06:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (xJa6I)
baked the MSM would be ohh-ing and ahh-ing about what great
inspirational cooks they are how delicious and nutritious and diverse
and sustainable it was."
What do you mean if? Remember when Hillary said she decided to work instead of staying home and baking cookies and having teas? She took a lot of heat over that so the media staged a bakeoff between Hillary and Barbra Bush who was First Lady at the time.
You'll be shocked to learn Hillary won.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Taunto at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: geoffb at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (zOpu5)
Not, asswipe, you specifically worded that to say that a Jew can't be a real conservative.
Fuck. You. Running.
Posted by: ibguy at November 27, 2017 06:08 PM (vUcdz)
That small bank Maxine Water's husband works for made out like a bandit with government bailouts, for some reason that will forever be a mystery.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (BoMuO)
They've maintained a certain level of hysteria for A YEAR.
They didn't burn out completely, which many thought would happen.
No, they persisted, and are still hysterical now over a year after the election.
/congrats lefties. You're insane.
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (aT+Bx)
This ! ^^^
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (Ktb8D)
I love this job.
Posted by: Bob Mueller, special pastry counsel at November 27, 2017 06:04 PM (EzdLW)
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We think the pie may be trying to flee the country as we speak.
Posted by: Christopher Wray, Director of the FBI at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:10 PM (8+Ozj)
For mine, I get fancy -- start with recipe on Karo bottle add semi-sweet chocolate chips and bourbon for 'chocolate bourbon pecan pie' A whopping 8 ingredients mixed together,poured in pie crust and baked. 1 hour start to finish and family treats you like you're the queen of Sheba.
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at November 27, 2017 06:10 PM (+51lA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 06:10 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (EzdLW)
I've cracked and shelled about 3 lbs this year so I deserve one.
Posted by: freaked at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: ibguy at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: IC at November 27, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu)
I don't know if it is still available, but Eagle Brand made a chocolate condensed milk that made the most amazing, outrageous brownie pecan pie. And it was easy. Melt 1 cup of semi sweet chocolate chips, cool. Preheat oven to 375, bake a prebaked crust for 10 minutes. Next, mix 1/1 cup bisquik, 1/4 cup melted butter, 1 can eagle brand (chocolate if you can get it) 2 eggs, 1 tsp vanilla extract and 1 tsp espresso powder until combined. Stir in cooled, melted chocolate, mix until combined. Stir in nuts (I prefer pecans, but anything would do.) Pour into partially baked crust, then bake at 325 for 40-45 minutes.
Serve with vanilla ice cream to cut the sweet.
Posted by: moki at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (V+V48)
Can't dance to them either, so pfffht,.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 05:46 PM
Don't know why this made laugh so hard, but do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (Dhht7)
Helps when you're the only bank to have representatives show up for a meeting in D.C. (true story)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Don Q.... looks confused at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (NgKpN)
No, you said he was not a conservative because he was a lower-case "jew". So you're not just a delusional antiSemite, you're also a liar.
Need another bag of those dicks?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 27, 2017 06:11 PM (6FqZa)
Fuck. You. Running.
That might be good name for Fauchhantas' fake Powhatan husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:10 PM (8+Ozj)
An uncensored f-word in a Fen post? I just...I can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 27, 2017 06:12 PM (fA1SL)
Viva El Presidente!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2017 05:56 PM (nUkMr)
..............
Bigly!
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (HgMAr)
Slow down people, you're going to clean me out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ibguy at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (vUcdz)
[Hey mom, I totally won another internet argument through the strategic deployment of ALLCAPS, just like Hitler would have done.]
Posted by: What about the chitlins?!?!? - Stormfront is loading the way I think - slowly - so I'm commenting h at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (6PlZp)
Does anyone still think he does this shit randomly?
Posted by: Mega at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (8+Ozj)
I love this job.
Posted by: Bob Mueller, special pastry counsel at November 27, 2017 06:04 PM (EzdLW)
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We think the pie may be trying to flee the country as we speak.
Posted by: Christopher Wray, Director of the FBI at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (JhE5a)
We have no record of her ever searching the internet for a recipe for this pie...
So it must have been slipped to her by the Russians...
Posted by: Bob, from the NSA... still watching... at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (NgKpN)
306 295
Fuck. You. Running.
That might be good name for Fauchhantas' fake Powhatan husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:10 PM (8+Ozj)
An uncensored f-word in a Fen post? I just...I can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
Yep... careful or we'll have end-timers running around with hair on fire... and please don't mention any Blood Moons...
Posted by: kraken at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (o5N8j)
They've maintained a certain level of hysteria for A YEAR.
They didn't burn out completely, which many thought would happen.
No, they persisted, and are still hysterical now over a year after the election.
/congrats lefties. You're insane.
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (aT+Bx)
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Laughed out loud at that one.
Posted by: Blake at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: geoffb at November 27, 2017 06:07 PM (zOpu5)
Never tried that, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a touch too bitter. They just taste different.
Besides, working avec des pacanes isn't for everyone. There's a thrill, a caution-to-the-wind kind of danger, and once a man's got a taste for it, the tamer, pedestrian, yes, safer nuts are just so banal by comparison.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (y87Qq)
According to unnamed sources familiar with other unnamed sources familiar with the special pastry counsel's investigation, the Sanders pecans may have been imported from Russia.
Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (EzdLW)
Does anyone still think he does this shit randomly?
Posted by: Mega at November 27, 2017 06:13 PM (rv0Fo)
Honestly, I think he should have stressed it is "Faux-cahontas", but good enough. This just makes me more pro-Trump.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 27, 2017 06:15 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: It's for the children at November 27, 2017 06:15 PM (U3TJH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 27, 2017 06:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:15 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 06:15 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (8+Ozj)
Fuck. You. Running.
That might be good name for Fauchhantas' fake Powhatan husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:10 PM (8+Ozj)
An uncensored f-word in a Fen post? I just...I can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
Wait, what? Did this just happen?
Posted by: moki at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (V+V48)
As an 'ette it may be required for her to do that at least once a year. Kind of like some certifications require continuing education credits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (IcT7t)
That might be good name for Fauchhantas' fake Powhatan husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Drum Circle Band name.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (B4a+D)
They've maintained a certain level of hysteria for A YEAR.
They didn't burn out completely, which many thought would happen.
No, they persisted, and are still hysterical now over a year after the election.
/congrats lefties. You're insane.
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 06:09 PM (aT+Bx)
I see what you did there.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mega at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (rv0Fo)
Good question. I can bet these same journalists are unaware that a group of Native Americans attempted to meet with Warren over her claims (wanted her to back up her claims) and she refused to meet with them. They stayed in town for weeks, but no go. Warren persisted in ignoring her so-called fellow tribesmen.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2017 06:17 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: freaked at November 27, 2017 06:17 PM (UdKB7)
Staunch conservative Michael Medved was having a meltdown over the Pocahontas comment today on his show. He was OUTRAGED!!!!
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (egWri)
Medved is a mewling quim.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2017 06:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ibguy at November 27, 2017 06:17 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2017 06:18 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 27, 2017 06:18 PM (IYHxL)
Weird.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 27, 2017 06:18 PM (wmaTe)
Staunch conservative Michael Medved was having a meltdown over the Pocahontas comment today on his show. He was OUTRAGED!!!!
Posted by: elliot at November 27, 2017 05:22 PM (egWri)
Medved is a mewling quim.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2017 06:17 PM (8iiMU)
Was it OUTRAGE outrage?
Posted by: Whoopi Doopi We have Fun Goldberg, of the Gopher Indians at November 27, 2017 06:19 PM (NgKpN)
This is awful.
If I had an infant die at one of these hospitals,
I would definitely bring suit and start the process of discovery.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281851/
Complete sociopath IMHO and possibly a murdering psychopath.
Lots of terrible leftards in this world.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2017 06:20 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Mega at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (rv0Fo)
so now the totally-not-political gizmodo is calling the Trump administration the "trump regime" like we did with Obama?
Nice.
But I thought it was racist when we called it the "Obama regime"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 27, 2017 06:20 PM (wmaTe)
#neverpie
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at November 27, 2017 06:20 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I am curious about that, too.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 27, 2017 06:20 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:20 PM (MINbv)
she was even published with her "Indian" recipe, and recognized as special by Harvard for being Native American ... all a lie. (Legal Insurrection's owner did a comprehensive work on Warren's various fakeries) High cheekbones indeed.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 06:21 PM (/aIFg)
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Many years ago, an elderly woman gave me a recipe for Derby Pie. It is a pecan pie with chocolate chips in it. She told me it is traditionally served (or was) in conjunction with the Kentucky Derby.
It is a very good pie.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 27, 2017 06:21 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 06:21 PM (14URa)
I think this will just result in more kids realizing, perhaps subconsciously, latently, that liberal principles are bullshit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)
Better. They interviewed each other, then took solace in the fact that they all agreed...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:22 PM (MINbv)
appropriated native american culture to get ahead in life then it is to
actually claim you are american indian to get ahead in life?
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Criticizing a Democrat, like criticizing islam, is hate speech.
Did you not get the media matters/dnc/journolist email?
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 06:22 PM (aT+Bx)
It's .. annoying, to say the least.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 27, 2017 06:22 PM (60v4h)
Saw Kate and Prince William interview and Kate was quiet and deferred to Will.
Markle was very talkative and unguarded and sure of herself.
She's a divorcee, bi-racial, an actress, with some sketchy relatives and divorced parents. It's hilarious b/c she is so different than Kate. Kate and her family had a 10 plus year audition.
Markle is forceful and knows her own mind, and definitely not English. Like that Harry likes a strong woman.
And I finally understand about "American Girls". Having always heard that, but not really "getting it". Now that I've seen the interview, I finally "get it". We are pistols.
They only dated a year, I think. Never expected him to marry her, b/c she breaks every royal "rule". Royal family has really changed, even though he is the "spare".
Nice break from politics.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (ohNf0)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: moki at November 27, 2017 06:16 PM (V+V4
I was quoting someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Emeril at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (MINbv)
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I hope so.
However, how many will just accept that she is native american, since they don't have critical thinking skills?
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 27, 2017 06:24 PM (60v4h)
I'd give a shit but I'm preoccupied by..something.
what?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 27, 2017 06:24 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 06:24 PM (0G4o5)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 27, 2017 06:20 PM (Dhht7)
Who cares if the Navajo were offended?
First off, Pocahontas was from the Powhatan people of Virginia, which is literally half a continent away from where the Navajo are from.
That would be like Russians being offended by a joke about Irish people.
Second off, again -- is it more offensive that Elizabeth Warren parlayed her fake Cherokee ancestry (again, another tribe from half a continent away from the Navajo) in to a job at Harvard as a "woman of color," in a spot presumably reserved for actual minority women, OR is it more offensive that Trump is calling her out on it?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 27, 2017 06:24 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (H7ZyP)
Navajo, as rendered by Mandela Funeral Guy.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2017 06:24 PM (y87Qq)
what?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 27, 2017 06:24 PM (CPk0
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Also, there are no trees.
Posted by: bluebell at November 27, 2017 06:25 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 06:25 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Bosk at November 27, 2017 06:25 PM (fjMEv)
Nood, chimps.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 27, 2017 06:26 PM (VTsbl)
Let's go pie truther here: there is no "entirely white background." There are crumbs. There's the shadow of the person holding the camera directly over the pie. These are things you won't find in the background of stock photos. You also won't find unevenly cooked pies in stock photos.
Posted by: JSchuler at November 27, 2017 06:26 PM (YsGL+)
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2017 06:26 PM (oiNtH)
According to unnamed sources familiar with other unnamed sources familiar with the special pastry counsel's investigation, the Sanders pecans may have been imported from Russia.
Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at November 27, 2017 06:14 PM (EzdLW)
Sources say that they have also recovered evidence of an illicit potato mashing operation.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 06:26 PM (tbOMB)
Crime of the century.
Posted by: Daybrother at November 27, 2017 06:26 PM (6j79Y)
Posted by: bluebell at November 27, 2017 06:25 PM (UoSKV)
A sapient observation, to be sure.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 27, 2017 06:26 PM (CPk08)
Supposedly it was a ceremony honoring Navajo veterans.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 27, 2017 06:27 PM (wmBTD)
because I like the hear the reactions of people who are not leftist journalists, and because if they were offended it would be an excuse for the journalists to pound away at the story even more.
Also, I did know-as I assume most people did as well-that Navajos and Powhatans were two different tribes at quite a distance from each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:27 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2017 06:28 PM (/qEW2)
This is awful.
If I had an infant die at one of these hospitals,
I would definitely bring suit and start the process of discovery.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281851/
Complete sociopath IMHO and possibly a murdering psychopath.
Lots of terrible leftards in this world.
Posted by: naturalfake
Yea, that nurse was a little TOO woke. I see law suits in that hospital's future. Also, if a white baby boy died on her watch, possible criminal charges.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2017 06:29 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 27, 2017 06:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 06:21 PM (14URa)
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I'm a hugger.
Posted by: Al Franken aka Senator Grabass at November 27, 2017 06:30 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Reality Impaired at November 27, 2017 06:30 PM (6PlZp)
I was quoting someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:23 PM (8+Ozj)
Just messing with you Fen. And honestly, after everything you have been through lately, you deserve to throw some choice language around. The fact you haven't is credit to your precious spirit.
Posted by: moki at November 27, 2017 06:31 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Fake Chocolate Pumpkin Pie at November 27, 2017 06:32 PM (EzdLW)
She's an Okie transplant.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 06:34 PM (8+Ozj)
She is clearly operating as a Democrat operative and not a legitimate journalist.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2017 06:35 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 27, 2017 06:36 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 27, 2017 06:36 PM (oVJmc)
Pocahontas.
A Navajo Wind-talker
Three completely distinct people, from three completely distinct races/language groups.
What exactly the hell are we talking about, again?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 27, 2017 06:40 PM (hcyUh)
Easier to make collections
Posted by: Ignoramus
A tale of two banks.
National City Bank, based in Cleveland, refused TARP money, because they didn't need it. They were solvent and fine.
PNC Bank, based in Pittsburgh, took TARP money. And they used it to buy....National City Bank.
So, a lot of National City people lost their jobs, when they thought that they were doing a good job.
THANKS OBAMA!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2017 06:44 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2017 06:52 PM (PiO1Y)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 27, 2017 06:52 PM (hcyUh)
I mean if you are going to rag on the phony (but wealthy) Indian from the Harvard Law faculty (she didn't sleep with someone to get the job, she just lied about her "high cheekbones) go for the gusto and get it all!
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 27, 2017 07:01 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 27, 2017 07:02 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 27, 2017 07:05 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 27, 2017 07:09 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: The Help at November 27, 2017 07:16 PM (ats44)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 27, 2017 07:39 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: deadrody at November 27, 2017 08:30 PM (FvbGP)
Every single righty who goes appears in the media should not wait to be asked about this they should go straight after Fauxcohontas & jump right down her throat with exactly the take that's making the rounds today, ie that she fabricated Indian heritage for personal/financial/political gain and everyone knows it.
Punch back 10x as hard again and again and again until the forces attacking you stop.
Posted by: No Prisoners! at November 27, 2017 08:42 PM (L3WnE)
The Marine Wind-Talkers used their authentic Navajo heritage to get a non-lucrative gig defeating Japs in the Pacific.
Same thing, really.
Since Warren sold her fraudulent bio to the academic consumers at Harvard, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should investigate her.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 27, 2017 10:18 PM (Ndje9)
I'm supposed to believe that Sarah Sanders scoured the internet for the one stock photo that looks like someone of my non-skill level took it--pie cut off on the left, visible crumbs on the table, distracting shadow covering part of the bottom of the pie that looks suspiciously exactly like the shadow of a person holding a phone over the thing being photographed...
Posted by: I don't even like pie, but now I feel like I need some at November 27, 2017 10:40 PM (zLLOw)
And what brainiac let him address a group of Indians under a picture of Andrew Jackson??
Posted by: Elmer Stoup at November 28, 2017 02:15 AM (GSwkA)
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