Hillary Clinton: No One Has Asked Me For My Advice About Running for President in 2020

"Nobody's actually been to see me," the two-time failed presidential candidate said in a radio interview. "I see Democrats all the time, and nobody has said 'Hey, I'm going to run,' or 'I'm thinking about running, give me advice now,' because it is too soon."

They're not asking your advice only because it's too soon? Yeah, that must be it.

She added, "And there may be some private planning going on by some people. I wouldn’t know who. I wouldn’t hazard a guess. But in terms of actually seeking out advice, people have said, 'hey, I want to come talk to you.' But I haven’t had those conversations, in large measure, because I've said I'm going to focus next year on 2018, and then, you know, I'll be happy to talk."

Democrats pretended to love and cherish Hillary Clinton only because she had the power to destroy them if they didn't (and she kept a long Enemies List of those she thought were inadequately loyal) and because they thought she represented their next best bid for the only thing they care about, political dominance.

Now she has no power and has no chance of being anyone's political champion.

Therefore, people can stop pretending they like and respect this nasty piece of work.

She's going to find this an upsetting experience. I think we even see her spasms now, as she frantically seeks attention that no one really wants to grant her.

In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM

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1 Jay still in the barrel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 03:02 PM (tbOMB)

2 The burning question of our times, dying to be answered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 27, 2017 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

3 WHY AREN'T I AHEAD BY 50 DELEGATES!?

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:03 PM (/+h+p)

4 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

I know we're awful, ace, but we didn't deserve that image.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

5
"Well.... why is my prison sentence not up to 50 years, you might ask???"

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2017 03:03 PM (8XRCm)

6 I have my own theory, Hillary. It's because, and stay with me here, you're a LOSER.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2017 03:03 PM (/0IRq)

7 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM

Dear God, THAT is a step too far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 27, 2017 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

8 Nobody asked me for my advice on staying alive in King's Landing.

Posted by: Ned Stark at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (mynhJ)

9 Awwwww, she's like an adorable pound puppy, just wanting someone to love her. Ahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (14URa)

10 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

She broke my mind's eye with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (jqZ8a)

11 Hot Pants + Hot Sauce = Victory

Posted by: Clinton 2020 Strategy at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (/+h+p)

12 I would like to send her a Christmas card from her biggest supporter.

Have a picture of the leaning bollard of NY on it.

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (8ikIW)

13 and she kept a long Enemies List"

5.25 or 3.5?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (MINbv)

14 'The burning question of our times, dying to be answered. '

The question of why it burns all the time.

When I pee

Posted by: Lena Dunham's last one-nighter at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (EyPfd)

15 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

See, now that's just not nice.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

16 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Hillary in a Halle Berry Catwoman suit.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (QQ+il)

17 8 Nobody asked me for my advice on staying alive in King's Landing.
Posted by: Ned Stark at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (mynhJ)

Nobody asked me my advice on choosing the poisoned drink.

Posted by: Vizzini at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (ycWCI)

18 Only death will rid us of this foul woman.

And what do we say to death?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (71/k8)

19 Why has nobody has come to see me about a land war in Asia?

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (tbOMB)

20 Here,I'll help you get that image out of your mind.John Conyers saggy old man balls hanging out of his skidmarked boxers...

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:06 PM (LiyEm)

21 I've seen that outfit every day for an entire year thanks to you racists nazis!

Posted by: Huma at November 27, 2017 03:06 PM (SkuXa)

22 It will be interesting to see if anyone wants to talk with her after the confidential FBI informant talks to Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2017 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

23 >>Now she has no power and has no chance of being anyone's political champion.

Not to mention : She will never be President of The United States.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 03:06 PM (/+h+p)

24 "In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover."

First, the triple crown of Dunham pics yesterday. Now this.

I'm leaving this place and never coming back. I've done some unsavory things in my sinner's life, but nothing deserving this one-two punch.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at November 27, 2017 03:06 PM (g02EW)

25 "In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover."

The mere thought of that is almost as bad as the gun topic posting those pictures of Lena Dunham over the weekend.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (KqRop)

26 At this point what does it matter that I'm not 50 points ahead!?! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (LQLeS)

27 Remember when Silky Pony dropped out of the Presidential Race with his handful of delegate and sat on them? The longer he sat the less value they had until finally his delegates became rounding errors in the nom process.

Hillary!'s value is dropping daily like Miracle Whip past its Sell By Date on the grocer's shelf.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (QLvwG)

28 I'm still waiting for Steiner to come see me.

Posted by: Adolph H. at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (SkuXa)

29 Maybe nobody wants her advice because she's a horrible, corrupt person who is becoming radioactive to her own party, and who lost the Presidential election - despite it being her lifelong aspiration - after running a truly awful campaign.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

30 No one ever asks us how to win the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Buffalo Bills at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (/0IRq)

31 Please don't tell us she's going to show us her naked ass. After seeing Kardashian's dimpled, ripply, donkey butt, I don't think I could take seeing the nightmare that is under Hillary's Depends!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (fqUgw)

32 Pretty sure there was a YouTubeVideo that sunk Hillary's election somewhere. Surprisingly, there was no mention of it in her book.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (YV+SU)

33 I was proud to be fondled and rubbed up against by Hillary Clinton as she is a national icon! As was her husband, who I was also glad to be fondled and rubbed up against by!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (O5Q3r)

34 Will no one rid me of this troublesome pest?

Posted by: Thomas Becket at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (Q/obp)

35 Dammit! Last thread, somebody wrote, "Nood, Hillary!", the thread before, someone wrote, "Nood, Pelosi!"

Just what the hell is the MATTER with you Morons?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (L/IPY)

36 See, what had happened was....

Posted by: Der Hildebeast at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (EVi2J)

37 18 Only death will rid us of this foul woman.

And what do we say to death?
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (71/k

Not today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

38 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Hillary in a Halle Berry Catwoman suit.
Posted by: The Barrel

Hillary in a Kitty Kat stripper outfit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (jqZ8a)

39 Nobody has asked us advice on winning a Stanley Cup!

Posted by: Vancouver Canucks at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (/+h+p)

40 "In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover."

I actually think it would be funny to see this. Hear me out. Can you imagine all of the style icons coming out about how 'Revolutionary' and 'Daring' and 'Beautiful' it would be? Ala Mooch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (ycWCI)

41 Hey. Mrs Clinton, I am planning a run for president in 2020. Can you give me some ideas about how to not lose?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (ILitO)

42 Forget KK dominatrix outfit...who was that singer who went to some event completely topless except for pasties over her nipples? Hills may reinvent herself that way..

Posted by: IC at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (a0IVu)

43 If only I'd had a few more trashy dim-witted celebrities endorsing me! Ah well, next time, next time....

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (LQLeS)

44 Perhaps no one is consulting a two time loser because she is a loser?

I know, crazy, but just a thought.

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (jHrzU)

45 Surprisingly, no one ever asks me how to make the clutch kicks.

Posted by: Scott Norwood at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (/0IRq)

46 Nobody has asked us advice on winning a Stanley Cup!

We asked!

Posted by: St Louis Blues at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (QQ+il)

47 Awwwww, she's like an adorable pound puppy, just wanting someone to love her. Ahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (14URa)

I'm trying to think of a Forever Home joke that won't get me visited by the nice men in the dark suits and sunglasses and earpieces.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

48 Said it before. Hillary is certifiably nuts.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (cAXIk)

49 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

(Eyes wide in horror) What has been imagined cannot be unimagined...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

50

In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian
style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Posted by: Ace at 3:05 PM

ACE NO

There isn't enough brain bleach in ALL OF THE WORLD for that

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (6JL3d)

51 Go back to your damned Chicken-Legged Hut, Baba Yaga.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (WDCYi)

52 47 Awwwww, she's like an adorable pound puppy, just wanting someone to love her. Ahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (14URa)

I'm trying to think of a Forever Home joke that won't get me visited by the nice men in the dark suits and sunglasses and earpieces.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

A nice farm in the Florida panhandle, where the sun is always shining.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

53 "Nobody's actually been to see me," the two-time failed presidential candidate said in a radio interview.

Is it possible you were passed out?

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (2z74n)

54 Nobody asks me about the sights in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (O5Q3r)

55 who was that singer who went to some event completely topless except for pasties over her nipples? Hills may reinvent herself that way..

She can use kneepads.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (QQ+il)

56 No one ever asks us how to win the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Buffalo Bills

*winks.
Posted by: The Dallas Cowboys & Troy Aikman.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (jqZ8a)

57 "Nobody asked me for my advice on staying alive in King's Landing.
Posted by: Ned Stark at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (mynhJ) '

Nobody asked me for my advice on landing private airplanes.

Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (EyPfd)

58 She will expose herself as the nasty, dried and yellowed husk of venal carcass meat that she is.

And yet, she will just. keep. going.

Bah!

Posted by: Love Gun at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (JoQAu)

59 When viewing Hillary in her Abe Lincoln Mao Coat perched on a pillow I often wonder does she clip her toenails cuz she reminds me of a Chinese dowager princess with nasty yellow toenails that curve several inches. That and the overwhelming stench of talcum, bourbon and urine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (YV+SU)

60 So between "Nude Pelosi" and Hillary in a "revealing dominatrix outfit" I can see the Horde is doing their best to try to keep me on my diet post Thanksgiving.

Thanks, Horde. It's why I love all y'all.

Now, please stop.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (NYS7S)

61 >>> with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

She can always borrow the dom outfit Rosie O'Donnell wore in Exit to Eden...

*grins evilly, runs away from the flaming chainsaws being thrown by the Horde*

Posted by: LizLem at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (hvf9s)

62 "Nobody's actually been to see me," the two-time failed presidential candidate said in a radio interview.

Not true.

Posted by: Home Health Nurse at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

63 Dammit! Last thread, somebody wrote, "Nood, Hillary!", the thread before, someone wrote, "Nood, Pelosi!"

Just what the hell is the MATTER with you Morons?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (L/IPY)

You must be new here.

Can't really explain what is wrong with us succinctly. You have to experience it.

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (jHrzU)

64 I'M STILL RELEVANT, DAMMIT!!!!!

Posted by: Hillz Clunton at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (xttKs)

65 who was that singer who went to some event completely topless except for pasties over her nipples? Hills may reinvent herself that way..

She can use kneepads.
Posted by: Grump928

For two reasons!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (jqZ8a)

66 It would be useful to ask her just in order to know some things to not do.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (bOtTO)

67 Oh, Hillary. Yes, you ass probably is as wide as Kim's but hers has a waist above it. Do you understand what we're trying to tell you here? And, as far as the pasties, just no. Here, have a fresh bottle of vodka.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (14URa)

68 It's the patriarchy. They're not asking Hillary for advice because she's a woman.

Nobody has ever asked Barbara Mikulski for beauty tips.
Nobody has ever asked Wasserman-Schultz for hair-styling advice.
Nobody has ever asked Patty Murray for help with their calculus homework.

WHY? Isn't it obvious? Because they are women.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (0jtPF)

69 Lesson 1 : You can't beat The Macedonian Content Farmers until you retrieve the Sword of Chaos.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (/+h+p)

70 "And what do we say to death? "

Dilly dilly?

Posted by: DanMan at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (XTiHL)

71 Behold my cellulite and tremble! I am the great and glorious Hildebeast!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (LQLeS)

72 >>In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian
style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Which will make the All Yoko Ono ONT look like a cakewalk!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (W+vEI)

73 A nice farm in the Florida panhandle, where the sun is always shining.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

Okay, now I'm trying to think of a Villages joke and all I can wrangle together right now is Bill Clinton and super gonorrhea.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

74
Hillary who?

Posted by: Wisconsin at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (ajiE5)

75 Just what the hell is the MATTER with you Morons?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 27, 2017 03:08 PM (L/IPY)

You must be new here.

Can't really explain what is wrong with us succinctly. You have to experience it.
Posted by: blaster

Just let it roll around on your tongue.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (jqZ8a)

76 Even the Russians aren't offering her millions these days ... and the banks don't give her millions ...

She's probably afraid to do those walks in the woods these days as well, remembering all the people from her past that have disappeared. But she is probably still holding an arsenal of blackmail material on half the country.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (/aIFg)

77 Sometimes it's better if they don't come to you. Trust me.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky, Mexico City at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (SkuXa)

78 LACES OUT!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (/+h+p)

79 "And what do we say to death? "

I say, what's your problem, death? Do you not have Conyers's address or what?

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (14URa)

80 Nobody asked me for advice on ship handling.

Posted by: U.S. Seventh Fleet at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (EyPfd)

81 Is this still hilarious?

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/916688738557800451

Yep, confirmed: still hilarious.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (y87Qq)

82 Nobody is asking me for dating advice.

Posted by: Cora "Triggli" Segal at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (ctuyM)

83 Nobody asked me for my advice on handling ex-wives.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (NWiLs)

84 Another breaking the glass ceiling moment. She is the first woman to lose the presidency that no one wants to seek advice from.

Posted by: SH at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (sX1BW)

85 Confucius say, good thing she wear underwear - that only culture she have.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (d0jb2)

86 18 Only death will rid us of this foul woman.

And what do we say to death?
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (71/k

You got five bucks until payday? You know I'm good for it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

87 >>Nobody has ever asked Barbara Mikulski for beauty tips.

Nobody has ever asked Wasserman-Schultz for hair-styling advice.

Nobody has ever asked Patty Murray for help with their calculus homework.

And yet they laud me as the most fashionable in Congress!!

Posted by: Rep Rosa deLauro at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (W+vEI)

88 who was that singer who went to some event completely topless except for pasties "

Seriously? You're gonna make us search?

Sonofagun...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (MINbv)

89 I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (/+h+p)

90 Hillary will have to switch to white lightening soon, vodka just won't cut it once her feeble mind realizes the truth that nobody wants her help.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (6Ll1u)

91 I DO get offers for the van though...

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (O5Q3r)

92 No one has ever asked us for military advice.

French High Command.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2017 03:13 PM (hyuyC)

93 No one asked me for acting tips.

Posted by: John Willkes Booth at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

94 Apparently PDT was meeting with Old Vet Code Talkers and made a reference to Pocohontas LOL..The MSM is going bananas.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (5y11N)

95 Nobody has come to see me for advice on jumping the fountain at Caesar's Palace.

Posted by: Zombie Evel Kneivel at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (QLvwG)

96 Wendy-O Williams?

Posted by: Rep Rosa deLauro at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (W+vEI)

97 Nobody's asking for my advice on indoor gardening.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (NWiLs)

98 Pat Caddell said that he was the youngest person on Nixon's enemies list, and the oldest on Hillary's.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (F7wwD)

99 nobody ever asked me for my advice about landing

Posted by: Hindenburg Pilot at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (FZYNt)

100 How about listening (earnestly, of course) to her advice and doing the opposite? Seems pretty straight forward to me

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (U0qYy)

101 No one asks my advice about the oil industry.

Posted by: Empanada-Eatin Maduro at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (pMGkg)

102 And what do we say to death? "

Nice crocs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (MINbv)

103
Nobody asked me for my advice on steering around icebergs.

Posted by: Captain Edward J. Smith at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (ajiE5)

104 >>> Nobody is asking me for pageant hosting advice.

Posted by: Steve Harvey at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (hvf9s)

105 102 And what do we say to death? "

Nice crocs?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (MINbv)

I'm NOT GAY, dammit!

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (NWiLs)

106 Dammit! Last thread, somebody wrote, "Nood, Hillary!", the thread before, someone wrote, "Nood, Pelosi!"

Just what the hell is the MATTER with you Morons?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher

Mis. Hum. hit us with an unprovoked Lena bikini pic last night.

There may have been permanent damage...

Posted by: The Barrel at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (AM1GF)

107 80 US Seventh Fleet.

Ouch. That will leave a mark.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (hyuyC)

108 nobody ever asked me for my advice about landing
Posted by: Hindenburg Pilot at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (FZYNt)

Odd - me either.
- Mohamed Atta

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (NYS7S)

109 Can't really explain what is wrong with us succinctly. You have to experience it.
Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM

I rate this statement as: True.

Posted by: Pudding Cups at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (ctuyM)

110 >>How about listening (earnestly, of course) to her advice and doing the opposite?

What's the opposite of tuna on rye?

Posted by: George Costanza at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (/+h+p)

111 She impresses herself in the same way Al Franken impresses himself.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (r9UYA)

112 NO, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THE OTHER FUCKING SHOE IS!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (O5Q3r)

113 /edges away from the sock, cognizant of tempting fate

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (AM1GF)

114 Nobody asked me for my advice on swallowing

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (FZYNt)

115 102
And what do we say to death? "

Nice crocs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (MINbv)

Laugh it up.

Posted by: Death at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (tbOMB)

116 I'm NOT GAY, dammit!
Posted by: The Grim Reaper

Depends. You looking up? Or down?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (jqZ8a)

117 I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille!!

Posted by: Crazy Old Lady at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (MTWhU)

118 No one ever asks to see me in my underwear but......

Surprise!

Posted by: John Conyers at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (SkuXa)

119 "Nobody's actually been to see me," the two-time failed presidential candidate said

Oh, I've been peeking in the window.

Posted by: Death at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (2z74n)

120 105 102 And what do we say to death? "

Nice crocs?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (MINbv)

I'm NOT GAY, dammit!
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (NWiLs)

Right. And that's a Swiss shoulder bag, too, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (ycWCI)

121 Nobody's asking for my advice on running oil tankers.

Posted by: Capt. Hazelwood at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (NWiLs)

122 Nobody is asking me for babysitting advice.

Posted by: Jared Fogle at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (hvf9s)

123 Icon? What, do you mean like the trash can on my computer?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (2Mnv1)

124 No one asked us about help for farming problems

North Korean farmers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (hyuyC)

125 Judicial Watch Obtains Records from EPA Showing Obama Agency's Illegal Use of Social Media Platform for Propaganda

'I don't want it to look like EPA used our own social media accounts to reach our support goal' -- EPA Director of Web Communications

(Washington, DC) -- Judicial Watch obtained 900-pages of documents from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) which reveal the agency's use of the mass-sharing Thunderclap social media platform to covertly promote its policies in violation of federal law.

The documents show that EPA staffers, via the Thunderclap platform, recruited outside groups to lobby in support of the Clean Water Rule or "Waters of the United States." Thunderclap shares member messages across multiple Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr accounts simultaneously.

Federal law prohibits agencies from engaging in propaganda, which is defined as covert activity intended to influence the American public. Federal law also prohibits agencies from using federal resources to conduct grassroots lobbying to prod the American public to call on Congress to act on pending legislation.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (e8kgV)

126 Mis. Hum. hit us with an unprovoked Lena bikini pic last night.

There may have been permanent damage...

Posted by: The Barrel at November 27, 2017 03:15 PM (AM1GF)
I wasn't the only person who had to find something else to do so as not to see that pic on the refresh.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (14URa)

127 NGU I'm surprised to see the Code Talkers are still numerous/well enough to even go to the WH for a ceremony.

Trump said "Pocahantas" instead of the much better, and more accurate "Fauxcohontas" (accurate because that is the actual humorous play on words used to mock Warren's ridiculous mendacious abuse of the idiotic racist unconstitutional "diversity" crap).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (QDnY+)

128 She's mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

Posted by: Lord Byron at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (LQLeS)

129 I'm NOT GAY, dammit!
Posted by: The Grim Reaper"

Sure thing, bunky...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (MINbv)

130 Nobody's actually asked me for help on their concession speech...

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (2z74n)

131 That would be like asking John Holmes how use a small penis to satisfy a woman.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (xttKs)

132 118
No one ever asks to see me in my underwear but......

Surprise!

Posted by: John Conyers at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (SkuXa)
Threadwinner!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:17 PM (14URa)

133 It's all fun and games until your feet fall off from jungle rot because you're not wearing your camo Crocs.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (r9UYA)

134
WHY AREN'T I AHEAD BY 50 DELEGATES!?
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton

Super delegates!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

135 a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover
================================

This sentence combines so many of my hobby interests!

Posted by: Joe Biden, "50 shades of grise" at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (ylUqT)

136 "Nobody ever asks me for advice about how to cook ~~for~~ your neighbors..."

-Jeffrey Dahmer

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (WDCYi)

137 110
What's the opposite of tuna on rye?

That's easy, Vodka and tonic. No. wait. soda. Vodka & Soda

Posted by: Hillary Roadkill Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (HnvBz)

138 73 A nice farm in the Florida panhandle, where the sun is always shining.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

Okay, now I'm trying to think of a Villages joke and all I can wrangle together right now is Bill Clinton and super gonorrhea.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

But no capes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

139 Nobody's asking for my advice on pizza.

Posted by: John Podesta at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (NWiLs)

140 Nobody asks my advice on how to win pennants.
Gene Mauch

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (LiyEm)

141 Nobody's asked me for advice on their data security policies.

Posted by: Hillary at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (2z74n)

142 Hillary's vodka supplier is looking forward to a banner election season.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (ylUqT)

143 Why aren't foreign governments donating tens of millions of dollars to my phony baloney charity anymore?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (zGsgt)

144 Federal law prohibits agencies "

Now that's funny right there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (MINbv)

145 Nobody's asked me for advice on their data security policies.

Yes, we did

Posted by: The VA at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (vmsda)

146
I say, what's your problem, death? Do you not have Conyers's address or what?
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:12 PM (14URa)

He's still look for McCain's address. Don't confuse him.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (0ls6J)

147 NGU I'm surprised to see the Code Talkers are still numerous/well enough to even go to the WH for a ceremony.

I am glad some of them are still with us. G-D Bless them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (5y11N)

148 You cannot underestimate how bad a candidate she was, and how arrogant a campaign Hillary ran that she lost to freakin' Donal Trump --- despite having the Obama admin's minions, the MSM, the entertainment industry, all of social media/Silicon Valley, Soros, and the entire Dem vote fraud apparatus working to drag her semi-conscious carcass across the finish line.

Have another drink, Hillz, and tell us about your brilliance some more.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (W+vEI)

149 What I find hilarious is that this is how the Clinton Machine stakes out their territory. She's laying the groundwork for 2020 without a single doubt. The purpose here is to suggest that there are absolutely no viable candidates for the next presidential general election...therefore, it's still hers...and more importantly, her approach to enter the election will be that "I don't really want to...just look at what I had to put up with last time...but I'll make the sacrifice and run to help you out."

Posted by: Orson at November 27, 2017 03:20 PM (vzyCH)

150 4 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

I know we're awful, ace, but we didn't deserve that image.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

Did we deserve Lena Dunham in a bikini yesterday?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:20 PM (z/Ubi)

151 "What's the opposite of tuna on rye? "

Rye on tuna?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 27, 2017 03:20 PM (EyPfd)

152 A Catholic friend of mine is noticing her St Joseph's Church bulletin had a blurb for a "Racial Harmony Lecture .. by Tim Wise, on 'Racism, Divide and Conquer and the Politics of Trumpism' " at Xavier.

she is none too thrilled an Archdiocese of New Orleans church is pushing this, but probably not a good venue for a protest. Maybe Hillary should try to get the Pope to back her for 2020.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 03:20 PM (/aIFg)

153 142 Hillary's vodka supplier is looking forward to a banner election season.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 27, 2017 03:19 PM (ylUqT)

We set up Stoli pipeline to Hillary's house. Is easier that way.

Posted by: Vlad Putin, Vodka Monger at November 27, 2017 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

154 Is this the Advice Thread?

Because I have these shelves I got at Ikea, Ace...

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (l/ZI2)

155 The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!

Posted by: Hillary=> at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (ylUqT)

156 They don't need to come ask. She wrote it all down in Wait, What?

Posted by: jd at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (MTWhU)

157 Why can't she just pull a Howard Hughes and disappear?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (xfb67)

158 Looking at WH Christmas decor, I was reminded how much I really love that Grace Coolidge portrait (red dress, white dog) in the China Room.

Went and looked at First Lady portraits. Polk and Cleveland are beautiful portraits with personality, but Coolidge is the best. Hillary's was not very nice. Reagan's was pretty, but not great; kinda like Mrs TR, pretty but not truly engaging.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (MIKMs)

159 Nobody asked me for advice on cutlery.

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ripper at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (r9UYA)

160 I'm pretty sure she is unaware of her vaginal odor. Might have something to do with no one wanting to talk to her. Someone should talk to her about vaginal health products.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (YV+SU)

161 I am actually having trouble trying to come up with even more epic blunders than twice losing a race for POTUS, the second time, with all the media, with the US national security and criminal investigatory apparatuses spying and covering for, and with all the money the dems could steal.

I got nothing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (tbOMB)

162 Nobody is asking my advice on copying and pasting.

Posted by: Not really Jay at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (/tuJf)

163 Soon...

Posted by: The Undertaker at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (2z74n)

164 Apparently PDT was meeting with Old Vet Code Talkers and made a reference to Pocohontas LOL..The MSM is going bananas. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2017 03:14 PM (5y11N)

I love it, epic. People SHOULD be asking Trump for trolling advice, he's a grandmaster at it!

Posted by: LizLem at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (hvf9s)

165 "What's the opposite of tuna on rye? "

Shit on a shingle?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (jqZ8a)

166 Nobody ever asked us how to beat Navy in Football

Posted by: U.S. Air Force Academy at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (EyPfd)

167 Suppose there were two Hillary's

One told nothing but falsehoods & the other...

actually that won't work

Posted by: Hillary Roadkill Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (HnvBz)

168
Nobody gave me advice in anger management.

Posted by: Sonny Corleone at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (BWL+E)

169 tuna on rye"

Beats meth. Bastards get crazy on that stuff...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (MINbv)

170 #125, thanks for posting that. A glorious example of the systematic lawlessness that is now the norm for the most alien and evil parts of Leviathan. And of course EPA's administrator was coordinating on sue-and-settle-scams with their outside dance partners, using pseudonymous email.

Did anyone ever clarify WTF WRT Sessions saying he and other cabinet level people also used aliases in email comms on official business? Just a teeny tiny problem there with Federal Records Act, not to mention the entire spirit of transparent and accountable guvamint.

And once again, what would be the savings of eliminating large parts of DOJ and instead giving grants to Judicial Watch? Seems that, bang for the buck, might be an efficient move.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (QDnY+)

171 No cute 19 year old ever asks me to smack their ass, but if it's smackable, it's getting smacked!

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (SkuXa)

172 151
"What's the opposite of tuna on rye? "

Rye on tuna?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 27, 2017 03:20 PM (EyPfd)

That's just an Australian tuna on rye. What are you trying to pull, here?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (tbOMB)

173 163 Soon...
Posted by: The Undertaker at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (2z74n)

Roman Reigns retired you at Wrestlemania.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:22 PM (z/Ubi)

174 "Why don't you ever call me??" Hillary is a Jewish grandmother trying to lay on the guilt trip.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, professor of Democratic mathematical ass covering theology at November 27, 2017 03:23 PM (/qEW2)

175 "What's the opposite of tuna on rye? "

Lutefisk on rugbrod ?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at November 27, 2017 03:23 PM (vmsda)

176 "Did we deserve Lena Dunham in a bikini yesterday?

Posted by: buzzion

that reminds me, I need to put cottage cheese on the grocery list.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 03:23 PM (/aIFg)

177 Someone should talk to her about vaginal health products"

Goop.com

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:23 PM (MINbv)

178 mass-sharing Thunderclap social media platform

I've legitimately never heard of this before.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 27, 2017 03:23 PM (zGsgt)

179 Didn't Ambassador John Christopher Stevens get advice from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton about security in Benghazi?

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)

180 The midterms are shaping up to be a very early night for Trump.

Posted by: MSDNC, Try, Try Again at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (ylUqT)

181 No one is asking me how to run a clean, reputable doctors office......

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (xttKs)

182 Nobody asks my owner for advice on how he puts me up.

Posted by: Ace's Shelves at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s)

183 161 I am actually having trouble trying to come up with even more epic blunders than twice losing a race for POTUS, the second time, with all the media, with the US national security and criminal investigatory apparatuses spying and covering for, and with all the money the dems could steal.

I got nothing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 03:21 PM (tbOMB)

After losing twice, she should really take a hint that people don't want her around.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (z/Ubi)

184 Didn't Ambassador John Christopher Stevens get advice from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton about security in Benghazi?
Posted by: Fritz

Serpentine!!>>>!>!>!>!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8ikIW)

185 Hillary wipes back to front.

i deeply aplogize for this well known fact. heh,heh

Posted by: black swane at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (WX+x0)

186 No one asks me about indoor plain maintenance. Or the latest spa loungewear fashion.

Posted by: Harvey Weinsteiny at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

187 I am actually having trouble trying to come up with even more epic
blunders than twice losing a race for POTUS, the second time, with all
the media, with the US national security and criminal investigatory
apparatuses spying and covering for, and with all the money the dems
could steal.

She had to rig the Democrat primary when her only competition was an actual Socialist and not even a member of the Democrat Party in order to even GET to the big dance.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (NYS7S)

188 'Someone should talk to her about vaginal health products"

She should call me

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (EyPfd)

189
Hillary for the win! said no one ever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (r+sAi)

190 Posted by: John Conyers at November 27, 2017 03:16 PM (SkuXa)
=====

Captain Underpants!

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (MIKMs)

191 Someone should talk to her about vaginal health products"

Goop.com
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Orange scented GoJo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (jqZ8a)

192 Nobody asked us for advice about going to the Super Bowl

Posted by: Buffalo Bills at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (FZYNt)

193 No One Has Asked Me For My Advice About Running for President in 2020

They will- if seances really work.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (2z74n)

194 Nobody has asked for my advice on how to satisfy a woman.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (NWiLs)

195 What Happened.

Hillary had such Negative Charisma, that her Mooks concluded that putting her on the road was actually a drag. That's if she had the stamina to go on the road, which she didn't.

So the strategy at Hillaryland was to run the biggest negative branding campaign in history to tarnish Trump irredeemably, with $1 billion in campaign funds multiplied three-fold by in-kind contributions from MSM, culminating in the real October surprise of the Access Hollywood tape and a bevy of sexual harrasment accusers, including Miss Piggy. This was all mapped out in advance. Hillary would just need to step over Trump's still-smoldering corpse and walk into the White House.

But Trump hit back with Bill's Victims, and the Deplorable vote held. Mirabile dictu!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (cAXIk)

196 182
Nobody asks my owner for advice on how he puts me up.

Posted by: Ace's Shelves at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s)
Shelves are like cats. You don't own them. They own you.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (14URa)

197 Nobody ever asks me for advice on running trick plays (Stagger Lee!) in playoff games.

*assumes Elvis pose*

Posted by: Jerry Glanville at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (QLvwG)

198 178 mass-sharing Thunderclap social media platform

I've legitimately never heard of this before.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 27, 2017 03:23 PM (zGsgt)

Bill had thunderclap twice, that's why I never let the sumbitch near me with that schlong of his...

Posted by: Hillary "strictly no-dickly" Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

199 Actually, Wendy O'Williams wore shaving cream not pasties.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (2X7pN)

200 Does this fat walrus Hillary just sit around drinking vodka all day? Does she still have secret service protection? So if you're a professional and train for many years to get that sort of high level detail and then you realize your job is running back and forth to the liquor store or picking up ho's for an ex-President. That sucks.

Posted by: Jay in CDA at November 27, 2017 03:26 PM (S6ciR)

201 Nobody's asked my advice on quantum physics.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2017 03:26 PM (LQLeS)

202 Wouldn't asking Hills for election advice be like asking Lena Dunham for advice on being sexy?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 27, 2017 03:26 PM (nBr1j)

203

After losing twice, she should really take a hint that people don't want her around.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 27, 2017 03:24 PM (z/Ubi)

10th time's a charm!

Posted by: Harold Stassen at November 27, 2017 03:26 PM (BWL+E)

204 Why is no one asking my advice on Indian fighting?

Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at November 27, 2017 03:26 PM (IqV8l)

205 "the two-time failed presidential candidate"

She's found her place in history.

Posted by: Dang at November 27, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT)

206 No one asks my advice on how to make sure your team makes it into the World Series.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at November 27, 2017 03:27 PM (W+vEI)

207 Orange scented GoJo."

It comes in flavors?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:27 PM (MINbv)

208 Nobody's. Asked. Me. For. Advice. On. Running. The. High. Hurdles.

Posted by: Steven Hawking at November 27, 2017 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

209 "the two-time failed presidential candidate"

She's found her place in history.
Posted by: Dang

Then give her a good place...Two time failed WOMAN presidential candidate.

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW)

210 What color is her power diaper?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 27, 2017 03:27 PM (nBr1j)

211 Nobody asked me about playing pinball

Posted by: Helen Keller at November 27, 2017 03:28 PM (FZYNt)

212 Okay, now I'm trying to think of a Villages joke and all I can wrangle together right now is Bill Clinton and super gonorrhea. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 27, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

It's a Monday after a major holiday; no worries! *offers plate of Christmas cookies*

Posted by: LizLem at November 27, 2017 03:28 PM (hvf9s)

213 'Soon,' - Billions of Kuru Prions.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 27, 2017 03:28 PM (W3pj6)

214 >>>What's the opposite of tuna on rye?<<<

schnitzel on a biscuit?

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2017 03:28 PM (2Mnv1)

215 Seriously, if I were running fro president in 2020, I would ask Hillary's advice.......so I'd know exactly what NOT to do. Very useful, in a "negative example" kinda way.

Posted by: zombie at November 27, 2017 03:28 PM (42M22)

216 How much of the "everyone loves a huge ass" recent trend being pushed on people has to do with Hillary's wide load?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)

217 No one ever asks my advice on dueling.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (SkuXa)

218
No one asks my advice on convertibles.

Posted by: JFK at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (r+sAi)

219 No one calls and asks me how to win World Wars.

Posted by: Germany at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (jHrzU)

220 What's the opposite of tuna on rye?

Sugar on bacon.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (NYS7S)

221 216
How much of the "everyone loves a huge ass" recent trend being pushed on people has to do with Hillary's wide load?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Zero

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (14URa)

222 I'll ask you, mom, if it will make you feel better!

Posted by: Chelsea "Chubble" Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

223 218

No one asks my advice on convertibles.

Posted by: JFK at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
Me, neither.

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (14URa)

224 No one asked me to give them life guard lessons

Posted by: Teddy at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (8ikIW)

225 I am looking forward to many more increasingly epic disappointments for FVP, culminating in complete snapcasing, preferably on live TV.

Followed by perpwalking and long imprisonment.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (Ktb8D)

226 No one asks my advice on convertiblesc

Us either!

Posted by: LBJ's daughters... at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (MINbv)

227 No one has asked me for my advice on new product rollouts.

Posted by: New Coke Brand Executive at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (QLvwG)

228 But in terms of actually seeking out advice, people have said, 'hey, I want to come talk to you.' But I haven't had those conversations, in large measure, because I've said I'm going to focus next year on 2018, and then, you know, I'll be happy to talk."

========

Ok, I'll bite. What is she focusing on in 2018?

If people are asking advice about 2018 and she's focusing on that, you'd think she'd talk to them. If they're not seeking advice on 2018, then what are they seeking advice about? 2020? That would contradict her original statement that no one is asking her advice about 2020.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (/qEW2)

229 1 Jay still in the barrel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 03:02 PM (tbOMB)

(Peeks in sheepishly.)

Shall I recap the discussion so far?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

230 I'm just saying, guys don't really find Kim Kardashian's sofa-sized fake rear end hot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)

231 She's an uninteresting, stupid sociopath, as has been obvious since her first public exposure. But her defeat has more important elements.

Not everyone votes based on personality, looks, or robotic partisan tribalism. Most do, on both sides, but this time there were enough voters voting on substance - policy - desperate for a change of direction on specific things. Trump addressed these specific issues, directly and forcefully. In the context of a GOP that had largely ignored them, or become part of the actual problem, on several of them.

As refreshing as Trump's style is, in many respects, esp. in contrast to the vapid or vile styles of a Bill Clinton or Obama, it's not personality that made the difference.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (QDnY+)

232 Trump to Hillary:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycylmt3f

Posted by: bonhomme at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (zGsgt)

233 Nobody asks my advice about comedy.
Kathy Griffin

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

234 No wah has assed me fuah avice oahn moozik uhpeeshiashwann!

Posted by: Marlee Matalin at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

235 Nobody asked because no one wants your sorry ass

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (aC6Sd)

236
"Someone should talk to her about vaginal health products"

Hydrogen peroxide and 98% sulfuric acid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (BWL+E)

237 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian
style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

The internet deserves such cruelty.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (FhXTo)

238 Hillary, if she's wise, will run on a unity ticket in 2020 - the only question, is it Senator McCain or Collins

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (HnvBz)

239 Hillary knows she sucks as a candidate. Why she didn't remain in the Senate until a Supreme Court nomination was available is beyond me. Zippy would've been happy to nominate her.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (2X7pN)

240 Hillary could offer good advice on how to get donors ...

"be 100% willing to sell out America", is the main answer, but "demand payment up front" is an important aspect.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (/aIFg)

241 233
Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Kathy Griffin

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (tbOMB)

242 As funny as this meme thread is - and who could have expected it to go this way - I think that Hillary is - get this - lying. I bet there are a LOT of people who have talked to her about it because they want her mailing and donation lists.

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (jHrzU)

243 Nobody fish lamp radiator watch.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (NWiLs)

244 No one ever asks me about drafting quarterbacks. Weird.

Posted by: Cleveland Browns at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (ylUqT)

245 No one asks my advice on convertibles. Posted by: JFK at November 27, 2017 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
Me, neither. Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at November 27, 2017 03:30 PM (14URa)
=====

Me too! Isadora Duncan.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (MIKMs)

246 Aaaand 241 just won the thread.

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (jHrzU)

247 Nobody asked us for advice about going to the Super Bowl
Posted by: Buffalo Bills at November 27, 2017 03:25 PM (FZYNt)

That's winning the Super Bowl. We know.

Posted by: The Viqueens at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (suO/a)

248 No one asks my advice on successful social media posting and how to properly flirt with your sister, but I offer it anyway!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (hvf9s)

249 243
Nobody fish lamp radiator watch.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (NWiLs)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (tbOMB)

250 Seriously, if I were running fro president in 2020, I would ask Hillary's advice.......so I'd know exactly what NOT to do. Very useful, in a "negative example" kinda way.
Posted by: zombie

I believe the phrase in play for Hill16 workers is "resume stain".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (AM1GF)

251 No one ever asks advice from us on following international recruiting rules.

Posted by: Atlanta Braves at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (SkuXa)

252 Nobody asks me about brand loyalty and customer outreach.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (tbOMB)

253 I believe the phrase in play for Hill16 workers is "resume stain".
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Ain't nothing getting that stain out.

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (8ikIW)

254 "Nobody ever asks me for advice on how to manage time to close out a football game."

--Andy Reid

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (WDCYi)

255 guys don't really find Kim Kardashian's sofa-sized fake rear end hot.

Thing look like Dr Frankenstein stapled a beanbag to her. It's anti-sexy.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (zGsgt)

256 Shall I recap the discussion so far?"

Knock yourself out.

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (MINbv)

257 The Bomb lol

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (LiyEm)

258 They could ask ME though. Since I WON TWICE!! Instead of LOST TWICE!!!
Chew on that one, bitch!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (O5Q3r)

259 Nobody ever asks my advice on how to get ready for bikini season.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 27, 2017 03:34 PM (14URa)

260 No one ever asked me about winning the Triple Crown

Posted by: Alydar at November 27, 2017 03:35 PM (m7LQK)

261 You might be asking, why aren't I 50 years to my first parole hearing?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:35 PM (kUotE)

262 That's winning the Super Bowl. We know.
Posted by: The Viqueens at November 27, 2017 03:33 PM (suO/a)

What's a Super Bowl?

Posted by: ~~San Diego Los Angeles~~ Fresno Chargers at November 27, 2017 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

263
Me too! Isadora Duncan.

I could watch "Isadora" a hundred times just to see Vanessa Redgrave die horribly and stupidly each time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2017 03:35 PM (BWL+E)

264 Nobody ever asks me about the Post Office. *sigh*

Posted by: John Kasich at November 27, 2017 03:35 PM (NWiLs)

265 We don't need you Bill we gotz algorithms!!!

Posted by: Robbie Mook at November 27, 2017 03:35 PM (SkuXa)

266 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people want me to run in 2020!

Posted by: Hillary Smalley at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (LQLeS)

267 Nobody ever asks me about missing preschoolers.

Posted by: Tony Podesta at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

268 That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. And when I say pinball ...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (F7wwD)

269 Oh I'm sure she's getting tapped for donor and mailing lists -- or, at least her organization -- but nobody is asking Hillary how to win a political campaign.

Frankly I'm baffled why she even brought it up?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)

270 265. We don't pay mooks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (W3pj6)

271 I get that all the time, but it must be my toxic masculinity that intimidates people.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (2z74n)

272 Nobody asks me about prequels.

Posted by: George Lucas at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (tbOMB)

273 Nobody asked me for my advice on landing private airplanes.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 27, 2017
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Me, either. Probably because they can't.

Posted by: JFK Jr. at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (kMPHl)

274 The internet deserves such cruelty.
Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (FhXTo)

The internet IS cruelty, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (hvf9s)

275 Frankly I'm baffled why she even brought it up?

She can't help it. Pathological liars gotta pathologically lie.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (NYS7S)

276 271 I get that all the time, but it must be my toxic masculinity that intimidates people.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (2z74n)

Dude. You make ME look butch.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

277 Nobody asks her about dance moves, either, and for pretty much the same reason.

Posted by: ~~San Diego Los Angeles~~ Fresno Chargers at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

278
Hillary knows she sucks as a candidate. Why she didn't remain in the Senate until a Supreme Court nomination was available is beyond me. Zippy would've been happy to nominate her.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (2X7pN)

Because a Supreme Court Justice can't directly destroy her enemies (us unpeople from Jesusland) with the FBI or the military like a President can.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (veoSD)

279 Nobody ever asks me about meeting deadlines.

Posted by: George R R Martin at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (SkuXa)

280 Zombie: "So, Hillary, I'm thinking of running for President in 2020. Do you have any advice?"

Hillary: "Yes! Here's what you do: Suppress your lesbian urges and instead marry the sleaziest but most ambitious young politician in Arkansas, so you can ride his coattails to national prominence, then swallow your pride as he seduces, rapes and molests his way to the top, making sure to viciously attack and discredit his victims so as to ensure his political victories. Then once you have national name-recogjnition, branch out on your own by embracing every crackpot leftist cause, and affect every ethnic accent of every minority group you speak to. Make sure you insult average normal people at every opportunity, such as saying you would never bake cookies, because that would imply you are a subservient housewife. Offend middle-class Americans for as long as possible, then sit back and imagine you are coasting to victory by relying on flawed electoral models, then lose catastrophically and hit the bottle, falling into a drunken stupor for the rest of your sorry days."

Zombie: "Thanks!"

Posted by: zombie at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (42M22)

281 "Well.... why is my prison sentence not up to 50 years, you might ask???"

Imagine an animated info-graphic timeline of her life with running totals of counts, max sentences, etc. by statute, with viral vector branch outs to everyone she's met and corrupted over her horrific career.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (FhXTo)

282 Nobody asks Elaine about dance moves, either. Or Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)

283 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

I think you meant "mirror" instead of "internet".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In to Leftist child at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (CPk08)

284 I'm never asked for advice on breaking the Transatlantic speed record.

Posted by: RMS Titanic at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (326rv)

285 Dude. You make ME look butch.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper"

Me too!

Posted by: Shep... at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (MINbv)

286 282 Nobody asks Elaine about dance moves, either. Or Megyn Kelly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)

Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: George Constanza at November 27, 2017 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

287 272 Nobody asks me about prequels.
Posted by: George Lucas at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (tbOMB)

It's the sand.

Posted by: Queen Amigdala at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

288 Hillary knows she sucks as a candidate. Why she didn't remain in the Senate until a Supreme Court nomination was available is beyond me. Zippy would've been happy to nominate her.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 27, 2017 03:32 PM (2X7pN)

My guess: it was competition with Bill, sort of an "anything you can do I can do too" feminist shot. Pity how it turned out. For her, I mean. It was a Godsend for the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

289 >>> Me, either. Probably because they can't.
Posted by: JFK Jr. at November 27, 2017 03:37 PM (kMPHl)

Nobody asks me for driving tips, probably for the same reason!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (hvf9s)

290 Nobody ever asks me about airplane navigation.

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

291 Frankly I'm baffled why she even brought it up?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)

Not sure that she did so unbidden.

I think someone upthread has it right, about it is her message that there is no one out there on the bench, she will take one for the team and run one more time.

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (jHrzU)

292 No one has asked me for my advice on running late night safety tests.

Posted by: Chernobyl Operator at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (QLvwG)

293 SPY magazine beat Paste to the Hillary-dominatrix cover punch back in February 1993.

Posted by: Alex at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (7Yy8M)

294 Hillary, you ARE the advice to anyone running in 2020.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (2z74n)

295
267 Nobody ever asks me about missing preschoolers.

Posted by: Tony Podesta at November 27, 2017 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

Me either!

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (veoSD)

296 205 "the two-time failed presidential candidate"

She's found her place in history.

really? I think I've one upped her

In other words, she isn't enough of a loser to have guaranteed her place in history

Posted by: William Jennings Bryan at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (HnvBz)

297 Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Kathy Griffin

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer
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Imma gon need BEN ROETHESLIBERGER to explain this one to me.

Posted by: Browns fan at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (ZuGkg)

298 Nobody asks me for advice on flying across the Pacific.

Posted by: Zombie Amelia Earhart at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (kMPHl)

299 "I ain't no ways elected."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

300
No one has asked me for my advice on running late night safety tests. Posted by: Chernobyl Operator at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (QLvwG)
=====

Homer Simpson, is that you?

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (MIKMs)

301 It's the sand"

We ain't found sh.."

Posted by: Meme crossing at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (MINbv)

302 >>> I think someone upthread has it right, about it is her message that there is no one out there on the bench

Hellooooo! Tanned, warpainted and ready over here!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

303 294 Hillary, you ARE the advice to anyone running in 2020.
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (2z74n)

Don't be a harridan with the personality of a rabid hyena?

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

304 WHITE guys don't really find Kim Kardashian's sofa-sized fake rear end hot.

FIFY

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (jHrzU)

305 No one ever asked me for my advice of sterile technique.

Posted by: Skid Mark in Undershorts at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (CPk08)

306 No one has asked me for advice about bludgeoning interns to death.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at November 27, 2017 03:41 PM (u9OP6)

307 297 Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Kathy Griffin

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer
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Imma gon need BEN ROETHESLIBERGER to explain this one to me.
Posted by: Browns fan at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (ZuGkg)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ISN'T FUNNY AND SHE'S A NOTORIOUS JOKE STEALER!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

308 SPY magazine beat Paste to the Hillary-dominatrix cover punch back in February 1993.
Posted by: Alex at November 27, 2017 03:39 PM (7Yy8M)

Ohh I loved that. I always rooted for the back spy!

Posted by: John B at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (FBLQf)

309 it is her message that there is no one out there on the bench, she will take one for the team and run one more time.

Well, that makes more sense than anything else I guess. Hard to conceive how she could come to the conclusion she has any chance at all of even winning one state in 2020. She can barely walk now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)

310 260 You think you had it bad???

Posted by: Sham at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (AjNMO)

311 Why doesn't anyone ask me about tips on career management?

Posted by: Colin Krapondick at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

312 I have ...in depth experience with children, and yet.......

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (326rv)

313 She could give some great advice on how to make concession speeches.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (0jtPF)

314 No one ever asked me for my advice on child rearing.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (CPk08)

315 Nobody ever asked my advice on sobriety.

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (hvf9s)

316
Isn't Joey Bidet the publisher of Paste Magazine?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (mbhDw)

317 293 SPY magazine beat Paste to the Hillary-dominatrix cover punch back in February 1993.
Posted by: Alex at November 27, 2017
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I did not know that!

* Looks up "Spy Magazine 1993 Hillary" on DuckDuckGo, because I never use Goggle **

Well. To be fair, that was back when her face was almost pretty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (kMPHl)

318 97 Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Kathy Griffin

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

Nobody asks my advice about comedy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer

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Imma gon need BEN ROETHESLIBERGER to explain this one to me.

Posted by: Browns fan at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (ZuGkg)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ISN'T FUNNY AND SHE'S A NOTORIOUS JOKE STEALER!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

319 No one ever asks me for advice on selling books

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)

320 No one ever asked me about land campaigns in Asia.

Posted by: Napoleon Buonaparte at November 27, 2017 03:44 PM (CPk08)

321 315 Nobody ever asked my advice on sobriety.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (hvf9s)

"I'm always asked about scuba diving."

- - Ted Kennedy CCO (Cape Cod Orca)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)

322 No one has asked me for my advice on capturing and collecting the bounty on wanted outlaws like Josey Wales.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at November 27, 2017 03:44 PM (QLvwG)

323 The Clintons didn't ask me over for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at November 27, 2017 03:44 PM (14URa)

324 Nobody asks my advice on how to win pennants.
Gene Mauch

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM (LiyEm)

That was a low blow. What team in sports, with 10 games to go, can't win one of them?

Posted by: Philadelphia Sports Fan at November 27, 2017 03:45 PM (ajiE5)

325 Mook's phone is ringing off the hook

Posted by: Jean at November 27, 2017 03:45 PM (hpCSW)

326 You know who wanted my advice?

Milt Rombley, that's who.

Posted by: Juan McCain at November 27, 2017 03:45 PM (398bZ)

327 Well, that makes more sense than anything else I guess. Hard to conceive how she could come to the conclusion she has any chance at all of even winning one state in 2020. She can barely walk now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)

Because EVERYONE hates Trump. It's in all the papers!

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 03:45 PM (jHrzU)

328 Nobody asks her advice because they all know she will be one of their opponents. She IS running.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 03:45 PM (BoMuO)

329 In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover.

Heh. Already been done. From 1993:

https://rakesprogress.wordpress.com/tag/hillary-clinton-in-dominatrix-outfit/

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (sZWSk)

330 She could give some great advice on how to make ~~concession~~ concussion speeches.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2017 03:42 PM (0jtPF)

Fixed It For Her

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (QLvwG)

331 Robbie Mook: sounds like the name of a villain in an Ayn Rand novel.

Posted by: Wesley Mouch at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (LQLeS)

332 Trump made a joke about Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren at a ceremony honoring Navajo Code Talkers.

Every day is like Christmas. Every. Day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (4ErVI)

333
Imma gon need BEN ROETHESLIBERGER to explain this one to me.

Posted by: Browns fan at November 27, 2017 03:40 PM (ZuGkg)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ISN'T FUNNY AND SHE'S A NOTORIOUS JOKE STEALER!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 27, 2017 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

Sock fail.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (xttKs)

334 325 Mook's phone is ringing off the hook
Posted by: Jean at November 27, 2017 03:45 PM (hpCSW)

Only if he's running a business from Barney Frank's basement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

335 Trump made a joke about Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren at a ceremony honoring Navajo Code Talkers.

Every day is like Christmas. Every. Day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (4ErVI)
I. Love. My. President.And don't even get me started on his beautiful angel wife.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (14URa)

336 No one asks me how to float.

Posted by: Natalie Wood at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (xttKs)

337 Nobody asks my advice about weight loss.
Triggly Puff

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

338
Nobody asks me to give references for a housekeeper.

Posted by: Arnold Schartzenegger at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (r+sAi)

339 I wonder how many people in his state know that Al Franken, Superdelegate, chose Hillary instead of Bernie Sanders, who they voted for. When asked, he said that he knew better than the voters.

Bet they reelect him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

340 I cannot get over how much Prince Harry looks like Mark Steyn. Just saying.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (ILitO)

341 It's like the demotivator: Sometimes your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (BoMuO)

342 Does this face make me look like a cabbage patch doll?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (LQLeS)

343 Maybe Jeb! can give her another award.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 27, 2017 03:48 PM (0ogQG)

344 I cannot get over how much Prince Harry looks like Mark Steyn. Just saying.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (ILitO)
Mark's not a bad looking man. But Harry is probably the sexiest ginger man who ever lived.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:48 PM (14URa)

345
Nobody asks me how to do the white van dance.

Posted by: Hillary at November 27, 2017 03:48 PM (r+sAi)

346 I. Love. My. President.And don't even get me started on his beautiful angel wife.

I so loved that scene where she greets the kids. First one boy runs up and hugs her (who wouldn't?) and then its a flood, because they all want a hug. So sweet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:48 PM (39g3+)

347 I'm just saying, guys don't really find Kim Kardashian's sofa-sized fake rear end hot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November

Racist

Posted by: Jean at November 27, 2017 03:48 PM (yM/Yl)

348 Curiously, nobody asks Jeb! for advice on running for the Presidency either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

349 But Harry is probably the sexiest ginger man who ever lived.

Sexier than Captain Winters in Band of Brothers?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+)

350 https://despair.com/products/mistakes

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (BoMuO)

351 No one asks me how to float.

Posted by: Natalie Wood at November 27, 2017 03:47 PM (xttKs)

Or personal hygiene on a sailboat. When you said, "I'll wash ashore" nobody took that literally.

Posted by: Philadelphia Sports Fan at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (ajiE5)

352 I'm just saying, guys don't really find Kim Kardashian's sofa-sized fake rear end hot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November

What do you have against sofas?

Posted by: Lay-Z-Boy at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (xttKs)

353 If you recall, Hillary also said that NOOOOObody EVER brings up the server thingly on the campaign trail. So, there's that to consider

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (U0qYy)

354 Hostile, drunk, and nasty is no way to go thru life.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)

355 Nobody asks us how to pick winners.

Posted by: GOPe at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (tbOMB)

356 Nobody ever asked my advice on tasteful magazine covers. Shame!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya2gel7y

Posted by: Paper Magazine at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

357 No one asks me about running your country in a sober, even handed manner for the good of your people.

Posted by: Iosef Stalin at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

358 Nobody asks me how to do the white van dance.
Posted by: Hillary at November 27, 2017 03:48 PM (r+sAi)

When, oh when, will the White Van stop holding her people down?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

359 348 Curiously, nobody asks Jeb! for advice on running for the Presidency either.

I actually did ask him once, but I think he was asleep.

Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (398bZ)

360 332 Trump made a joke about Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren at a ceremony honoring Navajo Code Talkers.

Every day is like Christmas. Every. Day.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2017 03:46 PM (4ErVI)

An actual descendant of Pocahontas supports Trump and doesn't care that he mocks Warren using the name.

But they also had to get the voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon to whine and cry about meanie Trump.

https://youtu.be/WErmCSZWpVE

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

361 Well,some guys find Kim K's giant ass hot....
Ray J

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (LiyEm)

362 I'm just saying, guys don't really find Kim Kardashian's sofa-sized fake rear end hot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November

Nobody asked me . . . .

Posted by: Couch Fucker at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (tbOMB)

363 Just think, that ginger gene has carried through from Harry VIII to today's Prince Harry.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (LQLeS)

364 Therefore, people can stop pretending they like and respect this nasty piece of work.

=========

"Speak for yourself, blogger boy!"

-- Comrade Sanders

Posted by: ShainS at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (4dfnM)

365 It's all fun and games until your feet fall off from jungle rot because you're not wearing your camo Crocs.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 27, 2017 03:18 PM

Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man

Posted by: Lena at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (ctuyM)

366 Nobody ever asks me about my nuts.

Posted by: Vince Shlomi at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (QLvwG)

367 Nobody has asked me for my health and beauty advice.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (MxEKc)

368 Mark's not a bad looking man. But Harry is probably the sexiest ginger man who ever lived.

Even sexier than Carrot Top?

Posted by: Some random guy on the internet who is totally not Carrot Top at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (IcT7t)

369 Please clap for these nobody ever jokes

Posted by: Jeb! now unfettered at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (U0qYy)

370 "ORT! ORT! ORT!" *claps flippers together*

--Lena Dunham

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (WDCYi)

371 re Prince Harry's engagement. Seems like Shep is relieved that another woman is off the market.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (ILitO)

372 I cannot get over how much Prince Harry looks like Mark Steyn"

They're probably relatives, like most of Angle Land types...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (MINbv)

373 Nobody asks me how to excite the conservative base.
Mitch McConnell

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (LiyEm)

374 Trump made a joke about Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren at a ceremony honoring Navajo Code Talkers

Predictably, the MSM took the bait and had a hissy-fit at the daily press briefing, giving Trump's brilliant Spokeswoman the opportunity to smack them around - which she, as usually, did masterfully.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (NYS7S)

375 People ask me all the time for my guacamole recipe!

Posted by: Jeb! at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (14URa)

376 But they also had to get the voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon to whine and cry about meanie Trump.

https://youtu.be/WErmCSZWpVE
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign

Didja hear that an Indian was turned away from the Broadway show, despite having a reservation?

Posted by: Moronic humor at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (326rv)

377 368 Mark's not a bad looking man. But Harry is probably the sexiest ginger man who ever lived.

Even sexier than Carrot Top?
Posted by: Some random guy on the internet who is totally not Carrot Top at November 27, 2017 03:51 PM (IcT7t)

A dude that looks like a transgender bodybuilder with tattooed eyebrows? Oh yeah what a specimen.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (z/Ubi)

378 Does anybody ask Ace advice on how to run a Smart Military Blog?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (BoMuO)

379 Just think, that ginger gene has carried through from Harry VIII to today's Prince Harry.

Supposedly Henry VIII was a very handsome, dashing fellow in his youth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)

380 An actual descendant of Pocahontas supports Trump and doesn't care that he mocks Warren using the name.

But they also had to get the voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon to whine and cry about meanie Trump.

https://youtu.be/WErmCSZWpVE

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

Someone actually asked Indians about the whole thing about the football team with the waycist name and they didn't give two shits about it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (4ErVI)

381
Nobody ever asks me about conservative principles.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

382
Is it my imagination or are the Brits throwing a little 'colonist' blood into the royal mix?

Posted by: Philadelphia Sports Fan at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (ajiE5)

383 You want to know a really terrible move? Sunset Boulevard. It's just so implausible.

Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (x2JAk)

384 Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man"

Sure thing, Jay...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (MINbv)

385
Listen to

"The Axolotl Song"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxA0QVGVEJw

As you ponder the fate of Hillary!, and all shall become clear...

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (NyJwR)

386 377 A dude that looks like a transgender bodybuilder with tattooed eyebrows? Oh yeah what a specimen.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:52 PM (z/Ubi)

He was great in SwearNet, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (WDCYi)

387 I'm going to take that gun out of your cold dead hands

catchy ain't it?

Posted by: Hillary Roadkill Clinton at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (U0qYy)

388 The Navy inexplicably has not been consulting me about its command and piloting woes.

Posted by: Capt. Joseph Hazelwood at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (6PlZp)

389 Smell that? It's the swamp working again. Former Colonel Lee Busby has suddenly decided to run a write-in campaign in Alabama. Moore must be ahead in the polls.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (J70i0)

390 Nobody ever asks me where I got my pants.

Posted by: Your average AoS moron at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (14URa)

391 363 Just think, that ginger gene has carried through from Harry VIII to today's Prince Harry.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (LQLeS)

Henry (Harry?) VIII was a Tudor, not a Windsor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

392 Even sexier than Carrot Top?

He's so ghey.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (398bZ)

393 Nobody ever asks me how to copy and paste on a HQ thread.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

394 Nobody asked me about ski jumping.

-Vinko Bogataj

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (3myMJ)

395 349 But Harry is probably the sexiest ginger man who ever lived.

---------------------------------------

*ahem*

Posted by: King Henry VIII at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (LQLeS)

396 Harry is a good looking dude, for a ginger...

Posted by: IC at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

397 Smell that? It's the swamp working again. Former Colonel Lee Busby has
suddenly decided to run a write-in campaign in Alabama. Moore must be
ahead in the polls.

Smells like... desperation.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (NYS7S)

398 389 Smell that? It's the swamp working again. Former Colonel Lee Busby has suddenly decided to run a write-in campaign in Alabama. Moore must be ahead in the polls.

The one person on earth who got advice from Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (398bZ)

399 391 363 Just think, that ginger gene has carried through from Harry VIII to today's Prince Harry.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (LQLeS)

Henry (Harry?) VIII was a Tudor, not a Windsor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

Aren't they all still one big incestuous lot able to still trace lineage back to Alfred the Great?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

400 >>> Is it my imagination or are the Brits throwing a little 'colonist' blood into the royal mix?
Posted by: Philadelphia Sports Fan at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (ajiE5)

Apparently Harry's fiancee has ties to the royals...Henry VIII executed one of her ancestors. Awkward!

Posted by: LizLem at November 27, 2017 03:56 PM (hvf9s)

401 An actual descendant of Pocahontas supports Trump and doesn't care that he mocks Warren using the name.

But they also had to get the voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon to whine and cry about meanie Trump.

https://youtu.be/WErmCSZWpVE

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

Someone actually asked Indians about the whole thing about the
football team with the waycist name and they didn't give two shits about
it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2017 03:53 PM (4ErVI)

Somewhere, on a bluff overlooking a highway, a single tear rolls down the sad, lined face of a heretofore unheard of Italian actor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 27, 2017 03:56 PM (QLvwG)

402 394
Nobody asked me about ski jumping.

-Vinko Bogataj

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (3myMJ)

Is that the guy who wipes out in the "agony of defeat" video? Cause that was epic.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:56 PM (14URa)

403 No no I haven't yet closed the door on running for president. I suppose I could run again if I were called upon to save the American people.

Clap three times if you want me to run again.

Posted by: Clamydia Thundershart at November 27, 2017 03:56 PM (ymnmz)

404 I bet Busby is a principled conservative who loves hummus and olives.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (SkuXa)

405 Smell that? It's the swamp working again. Former Colonel Lee Busby has
suddenly decided to run a write-in campaign in Alabama. Moore must be
ahead in the polls.

Smells like... desperation.
Posted by: DocJ

If he somehow wins, then they win.

If he is the difference between defeat and victory, then the GOPe and the MFM will ignore the useful idiot and blame Moore and the peasants.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (326rv)

406 Trump never asks my advice on "location, location, location".

Posted by: Pompeii realtor at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (/qEW2)

407 There's probably at least some Tudor blood in the line due to intermarriage of nobility, is my guess.

Elizabeth was pretty cute when she was young, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (39g3+)

408 Harry is like 5th in line now, so nobody cares who he marries.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (r+sAi)

409 Sexy,ginger and man do not belong in the same sentence...

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (LiyEm)

410 379 Just think, that ginger gene has carried through from Harry VIII to today's Prince Harry.

Supposedly Henry VIII was a very handsome, dashing fellow in his youth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017
*
*
So I've heard, and especially attractive after the reign of his father Henry VII. Pop had this bad habit of not wasting money on the populace or anything else, so he had a huge treasury built up which Son proceeded to enjoy himself with. Plus VII was old, and VIII was young (imagine a young William Shatner!).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (kMPHl)

411 353 If you recall, Hillary also said that NOOOOObody EVER brings up the server thingly on the campaign trail. So, there's that to consider
Posted by: ed gibbon at November 27, 2017 03:49 PM (U0qYy)
--------------------------------
Probably true, given that the only people she ever allowed to bring up anything to her are Dem shills.
Even then, she still felt the need to get a lot of questions in advance.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2017 03:57 PM (0jtPF)

412 Aren't they all still one big incestuous lot able to still trace lineage back to Alfred the Great?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

Nope. Different families. Hell, some of them (e.g., George III) were actually German. Mountbatten's original name: Battenberg, which he Anglicized during WWI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

413 Nobody ever asked for my advice about invading Russia.

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (MxEKc)

414 Nobody asks us how to bag a prince, sigh.

Posted by: Prince Harry's exes at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (hvf9s)

415 I bet Busby is a principled conservative who loves hummus and olives.

Probably one of those "I am God" colonels who can't imagine losing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (39g3+)

416
Nobody ever asks me skiing advice. My opinion is kind of splintered on the issue.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (ajiE5)

417 But Harry is probably the sexiest ginger man who ever lived.

Then he needs to go to his dentist.

Cuz it's time for...

...

*takes off sunglasses*

a gingervectomy!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: David Caruso at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (NyJwR)

418 If he somehow wins, then they win.

He can't possibly win. The only thing he can do is siphon-off enough votes of suburban squishy Vichy Republicans to toss the election to the communist - which is Cecil McTurtle's wet dream come to life.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (NYS7S)

419 Nobody ever asked me for my hairdresser's number.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (14URa)

420 voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon"

Vanessa Williams? Or did she just sing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (MINbv)

421 No one asks my advice on how to get along with humans.

Posted by: Dodo bird at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (/qEW2)

422
Nobody asks me about hair products, baby.

Posted by: Zombie Telly Savalas at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

423 Harry is like 5th in line now, so nobody cares who he marries

Yeah it would take a pretty incredible disaster for him to have any shot at the throne whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)

424 Does Harry look like a tampon, or is that just me?

Posted by: Prince Charles at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (398bZ)

425 413 Nobody ever asked for my advice about invading Russia.
Posted by: Zombie Hitler at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (MxEKc)

Same here!

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

426 No one asks my advice on how to get along with humans.
Posted by: Dodo bird at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (/qEW2)

Me either.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (raGQi)

427 Is that the guy who wipes out in the "agony of defeat" video? Cause that was epic.
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:56 PM (14URa)

You got it, Peaches.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (3myMJ)

428 Probably one of those "I am God" colonels who can't imagine losing.
=====

I hope Schlichter puts him in his place.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (MIKMs)

429 Nobody ever asks me about shoulder things that go up.

Posted by: Carolyn McCarthy at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (tbOMB)

430 402
394

Nobody asked me about ski jumping.

-Vinko Bogataj

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 03:54 PM (3myMJ)

Is that the guy who wipes out in the "agony of defeat" video? Cause that was epic.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 03:56 PM (14URa)

Nobody asks me about how to ski

Posted by: Sonny Bono at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (jxbfJ)

431 Nobody asks me about hair products, baby.
Posted by: Zombie Telly Savalas at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

Me either!

But curiously, people DO keep asking me about recommendations for mayonnaise.

Go figure.

Posted by: Debbie Wassermann Schultz at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

432 421 No one asks my advice on how to get along with humans.
*
*
Ditto.

Posted by: Hillary at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (kMPHl)

433 412 Aren't they all still one big incestuous lot able to still trace lineage back to Alfred the Great?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

Nope. Different families. Hell, some of them (e.g., George III) were actually German. Mountbatten's original name: Battenberg, which he Anglicized during WWI.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

But those English Royals like to spread their genes around. Even that Norman bastard William had lineage to Alfred.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (z/Ubi)

434 expect Hill to do her fake "listening tour" in 2019 if she thinks she has any chance of being the Dem's nominee again. Which means you can be sure she'll do the listening tour in 2019, unless maybe Satan grows a pair and calls her home.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (ILitO)

435 >>> Then he needs to go to his dentist.
Cuz it's time for...
...

*takes off sunglasses*
a gingervectomy!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Posted by: David Caruso at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (NyJwR)

All that gingervitis no doubt!

Posted by: Harry's teeth at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (hvf9s)

436 Leon Trotsky once tried to ask my advice ... but I turned him down.

Posted by: Sasquatch at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (/qEW2)

437 Nobody asks me how to drive across a bridge.

Posted by: Teddy the Swimmer Kennedy at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (jxbfJ)

438 Nobody ever asked me about crossing the street.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (14URa)

439 Mulvaney arrived at the bureau's Washington headquarters Monday morning carrying bags of donuts from Dunkin Donuts. Meanwhile, English sent an email to CFPB staff where she identified herself as the interim director of the agency, according to Reuters.

An hour later, Mulvaney followed up with an email of his own, instructing staffers to "please disregard" English and inviting them to his office on the fourth floor for coffee and donuts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (BoMuO)

440 When I want advice on good nutrition and health matters I always seek out a wine guzzling meth head to confer with.

By 2020 she will be totally incoherent.

Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (oiNtH)

441 nobaby abs me bou gubs.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (QQ+il)

442 Harry is like 5th in line now, so nobody cares who he marries

Yeah it would take a pretty incredible disaster for him to have any shot at the throne whatsoever.

"King Ralph" scenario coming up!

Posted by: The fates after splitting a fifth of tequila at November 27, 2017 04:02 PM (IcT7t)

443 I bet Busby is a principled conservative who loves hummus and olives.

The Egg McMullin of Alabama.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 27, 2017 04:02 PM (O5Q3r)

444 My exercise video hasn't sold as well as Jane Fonda's.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 27, 2017 04:02 PM (/qEW2)

445 #391 ...Henry (Harry?) VIII was a Tudor, not a Windsor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

-------------------------------------------

Different dynasty but still the same line, though not direct; check his family tree. It's an indirect but unbroken line.
Today's Queen Elizabeth II is the 14th great-granddaughter of King Henry VII, the father of Henry VIII.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 27, 2017 04:02 PM (LQLeS)

446 she is absolutely nucking futs!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2017 04:02 PM (BtQd4)

447 441
nobaby abs me bou gubs.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (QQ+il)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2017 04:02 PM (tbOMB)

448
No one has ever asked me how to win the Indy 500.

Posted by: Danica Patrick at November 27, 2017 04:03 PM (lKyWE)

449 I hope Schlichter puts him in his place.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (MIKMs)

Schlichter always acts like Moore is guilty so I wouldn't hold my breath.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 27, 2017 04:03 PM (J70i0)

450 I remember that Jimmy Carter was all bent out of shape because Reagan never solicited any advice from him. I also remember how, by about 1986, it was getting hard to find anyone who admitting to having voted for Carter.

Hillary seems to think that that's the way to go: to be upset that no one who matters cares to hear from her. I wonder how she will react when no one will admit to having voted for her?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 27, 2017 04:03 PM (X8DLV)

451 Tudor, not a Windsor. "

Hmm. Watch vs chair...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 04:03 PM (MINbv)

452 voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon"

Vanessa Williams? Or did she just sing?

Irene Bedard - in other words, someone nobody knows or cares about.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2017 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

453 https://goo.gl/images/tKZKrj

Posted by: Oh that problem at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (Sp1NT)

454 Formula I driving yes.

Skiing, no.

-Michael Schumacher

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (3myMJ)

455 >>> Yeah it would take a pretty incredible disaster for him to have any shot at the throne whatsoever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)

Working on it, don't worry...

Posted by: Muslim invaders, whoops I mean immigrants, whoops I mean suffering refugee at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (hvf9s)

456 NO one ever asks me about experimental plane flying.

Posted by: John Denver at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (xttKs)

457 412 Aren't they all still one big incestuous lot able to still trace lineage back to Alfred the Great?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

Nope. Different families. Hell, some of them (e.g., George III) were actually German. Mountbatten's original name: Battenberg, which he Anglicized during WWI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

Didn't the Germans (Saxons) pretty much wipe out the Britons?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (XMDuf)

458 420 voice actress that did the voice in the Disney Cartoon"

Vanessa Williams? Or did she just sing?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 03:59 PM (MINbv)

Probably just sang. Disney did that pretty often, one actor for the speaking part and a different one to sing. But it was apparently Judy Kuhn that was the singing role.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (z/Ubi)

459 "331 Robbie Mook: sounds like the name of a villain in an Ayn Rand novel.
Posted by: Wesley Mouch"

LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (Ktb8D)

460 Nobody ever asks me skiing advice. My opinion is kind of splintered on the issue.

Posted by: Sonny Bono

Hey bro, wanna play football?

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at November 27, 2017 04:05 PM (gIRsn)

461 Kind of an understandable reaction from someone who once said "why aren't I up by 50 points?" and who also said "I don't need to campaign in Michigan."

Absolutely f*cking clueless as to how bad a candidate she really was, and still is.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 27, 2017 04:05 PM (Fb9aZ)

462 "Nobody ever asked me about parasailing."

--Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 04:05 PM (XMDuf)

463 (13) Wax cylinder Dictaphone(tm)

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (RuIsu)

464 Nobody asks me about sciency stuff.

Posted by: Neil Degrass Tyson at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (tbOMB)

465 No one asks me how to get to the south pole

Posted by: Ernest Shackleton at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (aC6Sd)

466 441
nobaby abs me bou gubs.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at November 27, 2017 04:01 PM (QQ+il)

Dude. That is so wrong. So wrong I'm still LMFAO. Good thing I work in IT cause I need a new monitor to replace the one with coffee all over it.
Well played.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (jxbfJ)

467 Didn't the Germans (Saxons) pretty much wipe out the Britons?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 04:04 PM (XMDuf)

I don't think so. The Angles commingled with the Saxons, hence "Anglo-Saxon."

You may be thinking of the Celts, the original inhabitants, who were largely pushed into Wales.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

468 They'll crown a Mohammadist in an act of appeasement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (BoMuO)

469 Im pretty sure she just falls down a lot these days, but it's been fun to read kooky claims her boot hides a house arrest anklemabob

Posted by: SarahW at November 27, 2017 04:06 PM (Sp1NT)

470 I am really going to be upset if this soulless waste of flesh outlives me

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2017 04:07 PM (+8A99)

471 Schlichter remains nominally anti-Moore. I can't imagine why the Franken and Conyers revelations don't let Republicans sack up on Moore. (I was told that it is No-phrasing November).

Unless, of course, they just don't have sacks.

Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2017 04:07 PM (jHrzU)

472 Hey bro, wanna play football?

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at November 27, 2017 04:05 PM (gIRsn)
And after, we'll bang my kid's babysitter!

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at November 27, 2017 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)

473 No one ever asked me to endorse their line of blankets.

Posted by: Columbus at November 27, 2017 04:07 PM (14URa)

474 "I've said I'm going to focus next year on 2018,"
............

Trying to keep them eyes from going all googly?

Posted by: wth at November 27, 2017 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

475 464 Nobody asks me about sciency stuff.

Me, either, but I still tell them.

Posted by: Science Guy at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (BoMuO)

476 Today's Queen Elizabeth II is the 14th great-granddaughter of King Henry VII, the father of Henry VIII. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 27,2017 04:02 PM (LQLeS)

Henry VIII had at least one son, Henry Fitzroy, but was a bastard so no claim to throne. I wonder where those lines ended up, could be cool to trace.

Posted by: LizLem at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (hvf9s)

477 Willowed.

A letter from today's NY Post:

I'm outraged by the blatant hypocrisy of those on the right who are calling for the head of Franken. He had the decency to utter an abject apology.

President Trump is now notorious for the vile things he has said about women and his marital infidelities.

Yet the right's silence regarding his disgusting treatment of women has been deafening.

Robert Berger
New Rochelle

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (8+Ozj)

478 You may be thinking of the Celts, the original inhabitants,

Friggin' Celts.

Posted by: The Picts at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (gIRsn)

479
Nobody asks me for landscaping advice at the Meadowlands. I mean who spends more time in the end zone?

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (ajiE5)

480 "I've said I'm going to focus next year on 2018,"
............

It takes concentration to remain upright.

Posted by: wth at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (HgMAr)

481 472 Hey bro, wanna play football?

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at November 27, 2017 04:05 PM (gIRsn)
And after, we'll bang my kid's babysitter!
Posted by: Michael Kennedy at November 27, 2017 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)

Great idea. I've already got a golf club out!

Posted by: Michael Skakel at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

482 Apparently Hewitt's still on board with granting Cankles the attention she seeks. Hewitt is easy to beat up on but WTH - - why give that corrupt cancerous filth a platform to speak at all? She should be shackled and shuffling between indictment hearings but then what's new. Same old.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (xHVD5)

483 No one asked me in for a job interview.

Posted by: Occupy Cop Car Shitter at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (xttKs)

484 Honestly,

I miss her daily fashion sense. Ohh those loosely tailored overcoat thingies that buttoned high up under the chin and then draped gracefully down to just above the knee, revealing the loose flowing pant legs of suit pants that broke lightly on the instep of her orthopedic chuka boots.

Sometimes when she waived you could catch a glimpse of her wrist, and sometime, if you were lucky, the wind would blow just right and lift her cuff up just enough to the spider veins on her shin.

Run Hillary Run!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (ymnmz)

485
I bet Busby is a principled conservative who loves hummus and olives.
Posted by: Egg McMuffin

Is Busby from Berkeley?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (IqV8l)

486 it's been fun to read kooky claims her boot hides a house arrest anklemabob

LOL yeah I saw those too. its on the same leg!! Yeah someone arrested her and convicted her on the sly, we never heard about it. She got house arrest for 18 months in secret.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (39g3+)

487 Robert Berger

New Rochelle

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (8+Ozj)
Looks to me like our girl Cloggenstein is using a nom de plume.

Posted by: Columbus at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (14URa)

488
Harry sure looks like that red haired security guard of Diana.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (r+sAi)

489 "Nobody ever asked me how to order drinks for the women in your life."

--Bill Cosby

Posted by: Hikaru at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (XMDuf)

490 *hic* *shart* *cackle*

whatever happened to *google eyes*?

Posted by: artemis at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (AwPyG)

491 479

Nobody asks me for landscaping advice at the Meadowlands. I mean who spends more time in the end zone?

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (ajiE5)

Certainly not the Jets.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (jxbfJ)

492 >>>30 No one ever asks us how to win the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Buffalo Bills at November 27, 2017 03:07 PM (/0IRq)

Winner!

Posted by: m at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (V+b9T)

493 who were largely pushed into Wales."

Seems harsh. I mean we were just exposed to her photo yesterday...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 04:09 PM (MINbv)

494
478 You may be thinking of the Celts, the original inhabitants,

Friggin' Celts.
Posted by: The Picts

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What about us?

Posted by: The Jutes at November 27, 2017 04:10 PM (LQLeS)

495 nobody asked for my advice on speedballing.

john belushi

nobody asked for my advice on drinking.

bon scott

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2017 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

496 Can't remember the last time someone asked me about my culinary knife skills.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 27, 2017 04:10 PM (jxbfJ)

497 No one ever asks . . . . *sigh*

Posted by: Moose out front at November 27, 2017 04:10 PM (tbOMB)

498 What about us?

Posted by: The Jutes

You guys got Denmark.

All of you races flaunting your being extant privilege.

Posted by: The Picts at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (gIRsn)

499 No one asks my advice about GAINZZZ.

Posted by: The Oprah at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (r9UYA)

500 Nobody's ever asked me if I had a spare tampon.

Posted by: Prince Charles at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (14URa)

501 I miss her daily fashion sense. Ohh those loosely tailored overcoat thingies that buttoned high up under the chin and then draped gracefully down to just above the knee, revealing the loose flowing pant legs of suit pants that broke lightly on the instep of her orthopedic chuka boots.

They call that the Dalek look......

Posted by: Sponge at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (xttKs)

502 "nobody asked for my advice on speedballing.
john belushi"

Actually I did tell Carrie Fisher to lighten up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (cAXIk)

503 Nobody ever asks me for healthy living tips.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

504 Nobody ever asks me about watering a ficus house plant.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (jxbfJ)

505 @13: Now *that's* an interesting question, albeit the answer is pretty useless.

Presuming the disks in question are double sided, 5.25" disks kept 360KB of data. 3.5" were usually double (720KB) or possibly quadruple (1.44MB) that size.

The average name (first or last, doesn't matter which) for someone in English is between 5 and 7 characters, depending on when they were born. If we worse possible case scenario every name, add a middle name of the same length, a suffix/prefix of 3 characters, and some formatting characters (spaces, periods, etc, we'll call it 5) we wind up with 29 bytes per name on the HRCE (pronounced "her-see") list.

So uncompressed, raw data, we can look at roughly 292000 names on a 5.25" disk. At the time frame that we're talking about here (when floppy disks were commonly used), uncompressed/unformatted data wouldn't have been a stretch, but if you had it in some sort of document format (StarOffice is the only one that jumps to mind, but I'm sure there were others) it would probably shrink it some fixed amount (document formatting) plus some for each name as more formatting for each line has to happen.

Compressing text data, while it CAN be pretty good, I think we could go for the industry average compression of 1.25X the stored text data. There's just not enough repetitive stuff to get much better than that, and we have overhead in the compression itself that needs to be accounted for. Presuming the aforementioned 292000 * 1.25 you get 365000-Ish on a 5.25" disk.

Thank you for allowing me to be a nerd.

Posted by: captslaq at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (iHd7G)

506 What about us?
Posted by: The Jutes "

Ahem

Posted by: Gaels... at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (MINbv)

507 I need to find a better browser

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)

508 Nobody ever asks me about my housecoat line.

Posted by: Ralph Lauren at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (Sp1NT)

509 Robble robble.

Posted by: Hamburglar at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (hXeKX)

510 How much GoFundMe money could be raised for a tape of Hillary shrieking at her campaign staff the moment after the first network called it for Trump

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (HnvBz)

511 Nobody asks me my advice about election night projections.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (8TdcF)

512 500 Nobody's ever asked me if I had a spare tampon.
Posted by: Prince Charles at November 27, 2017 04:11 PM (14URa)

Not even Melissa Harris-Perry?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

513 No one asks me who my plastic surgeon is.

Posted by: Tara Reid at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (xttKs)

514 Nobody ever asks my advice about shaking it over the toilet.

Posted by: Michelle O at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (r9UYA)

515
How much GoFundMe money could be raised for a tape of Hillary shrieking
at her campaign staff the moment after the first network called it for
Trump

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (HnvBz)
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (14URa)

516 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (O5Q3r)

517 I just heard a bit of this Mulvaney guy at CFPB.

"You would be scared if you knew how much power I have now, how little oversight".

First blush = impressed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 27, 2017 04:13 PM (gIRsn)

518 Nobody wants to take my filmmaker masterclass.

Posted by: Ed Wood, Jr. at November 27, 2017 04:14 PM (/qEW2)

519 "Yeah it would take a pretty incredible disaster for him to have any shot at the throne whatsoever."

There going to have William and Kate and their kids fly on separate planes.

Can't have an American Scary Spice as Queen.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 27, 2017 04:14 PM (cAXIk)

520 Nobody asks me about NOODS

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 27, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)

521 I actually watched a few minute of some 25th anniversary conference Hill and Bill did the other day with that alien James Carville moderating the event Besides the usual lying narcissism (which the crowd thoroughly loved and sucked up) even in that completely stage managed event she really looked like an embittered old criminal hag, more than usual. And Bill looked/sounded old and tired, his lies and good old boy friendly manner hollow and insincere. They are finished, but refuse to accept it.

Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2017 04:14 PM (MxEKc)

522 Sorry I asked...

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 27, 2017 04:14 PM (MINbv)

523 507
I need to find a better browser

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2017 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)

Don't ask us.

Posted by: Microsoft Developers at November 27, 2017 04:14 PM (tbOMB)

524 Nobody asks my advice about alternative laxatives.

Posted by: Richard Gere at November 27, 2017 04:15 PM (/qEW2)

525 "The Axolotl Song"

What moron hasn't "necked the whole ungodly brew" at one time or another.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2017 04:16 PM (FhXTo)

526 Democrats pretended to love and cherish Hillary Clinton only because she had the power to destroy them if they didn't (and she kept a long Enemies List of those she thought were inadequately loyal) and because they thought she represented their next best bid for the only thing they care about, political dominance.

You left off the fear of ending up dying under suspicious circumstances.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2017 04:17 PM (+lVUW)

527 "In three months she'll try to "Break the Internet," Kim Kardashian style, with a revealing dominatrix outfit for a Paste Magazine cover. "

Although her butt is nearly as big as Kim K's, it is nowhere near as firm, and nobody wants to see it.

Posted by: Theodoric of York at November 27, 2017 04:18 PM (t5SJk)

528 Just go away Hillary. Go find a competent Christian therapist through which and God's grace you can find a "come to Jesus" moment. That's the only healing balm you can find for your wounded and sin wrecked soul.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 04:21 PM (8+Ozj)

529 "And what do we say to death? "

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Corona at November 27, 2017 04:21 PM (88+VL)

530 529 "And what do we say to death? "

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Corona at November 27, 2017 04:21 PM (88+VL)/i]

I ain't drinking that crap even if you stick a lime in it.

Posted by: Death at November 27, 2017 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)

531
What about us?
Posted by: The Jutes

We'll put you to work in the mill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)

532 I would like to send her a Christmas card from her biggest supporter.

Harvey Weinstein?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2017 04:24 PM (+lVUW)

533 57
"Nobody asked me for my advice on staying alive in King's Landing.

Posted by: Ned Stark at November 27, 2017 03:04 PM (mynhJ) '

Nobody asked me for my advice on landing private airplanes.

Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 27, 2017 03:10 PM (EyPfd)

Nobody asked me for my advice on staying 3-dimensional

Posted by: zombie rachel corrie at November 27, 2017 04:26 PM (vkS2Z)

534 Although her butt is nearly as big as Kim K's, it is nowhere near as firm, and nobody wants to see it.
Posted by: Theodoric of York

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Huma at November 27, 2017 04:27 PM (+lVUW)

535
425 413 Nobody ever asked for my advice about invading Russia.
Posted by: Zombie Hitler at November 27, 2017 03:58 PM (MxEKc)

Same here!

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte at November 27, 2017 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

Me either

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII of Sweden at November 27, 2017 04:38 PM (veoSD)

536 477
Willowed.

A letter from today's NY Post:

I'm outraged by the blatant hypocrisy of those on the right who are
calling for the head of Franken. He had the decency to utter an abject
apology.

President Trump is now notorious for the vile things he has said about women and his marital infidelities.

Yet the right's silence regarding his disgusting treatment of women has been deafening.

Robert Berger

New Rochelle

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2017 04:08 PM (8+Ozj)

***
Hmm - have we at last identified Bill Wynn's real name? This guys sounds very CONCERNED, about Donald Trump's alleged "disgusting treatment of women" - which, well, never happened and, btw, divorce under current leftist dogma, is NOT a stigma, IIRC so, Mr. Berger, or Mr Wynn, or whatever your name is: GFY

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 27, 2017 04:42 PM (Fb9aZ)

537 I would hate to have that millstone hanging around my neck.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 27, 2017 04:43 PM (BHMfA)

538 No one asked me for my password. Oh wait, they did. -John Podsta

Posted by: Rgallegos at November 27, 2017 04:52 PM (fjM6F)

539 361 Well,some guys find Kim K's giant ass hot....
Ray J

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', or so I have heard.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at November 27, 2017 05:15 PM (t5SJk)

540 18 Only death will rid us of this foul woman.

And what do we say to death?
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2017 03:05 PM (71/k

How's it hangin' Death?

Posted by: Dead Ted at November 27, 2017 05:23 PM (ox1XP)

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