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YOLO!
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 01:43 PM (g4lFK) 2
Has anyone tried the "one of us" defense in court?
I'm sure there's a liberal judge somewhere that will allow it. Posted by: Scott at November 22, 2017 01:44 PM (Bo7uZ) 3
Ooh, ooh.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 22, 2017 01:45 PM (w7U7L) 4
Crack and vodka at 10 am is fun bitchez!
Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 22, 2017 01:45 PM (SkuXa) Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 01:45 PM (LAe3v) 6
Yow! This is taking double standards to, like, the 8th dimension.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:45 PM (N0y/l) 7
It's raining masks, hallelujah!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 01:45 PM (QQ+il) 8
Stupidity level: 875 millikohns.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (N0y/l) 9
Charlie Rose's testicles are spectacular and I don't care who knows it.
Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (SkuXa) 10
Do these people never get tired of telling the world how stupid they are?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (nBr1j) 11
Yeah, no, sorry. I don't pay any attention to these idiot journalists, because I don't have to, but that statement right there, that's evil.
Pure and straight up evil. Charles Manson level evil. I'm not even remotely kidding. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (9chmE) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ATVNj) Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (9TK8E) 14
but there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the
common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good. We use good grammar? Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (LAe3v) 15
Imma good guy so it's nit rape-rape
- whoopilogic Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (2TmvQ) Posted by: rd at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (4dz1m) 17
He stuck his dick in Skeletor (Maria Shriver). Made Arnie go crazy too.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (OD2ni) 18
Common good?
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (f/e+k) 19
He may be a rapist, but he's our rapist???
Some rapists are more equal than other rapists??? Lie back and think of the common good??? Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (dZ756) 20
Who gets to define "common good", Mattie?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (/tuJf) 21
.... but there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good. Huge difference.
---- Scuuuse me...stewardess.... I speak Liberalise. What the man is sayin is he is willing to overlook liberals misdeeds but not conservative misdeeds because the liberal is on his side. Posted by: fixerupper at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (2TmvQ) 23
I predict he's going down.
Posted by: predictor of things at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (iBtsV) 24
OregonMuse in the house! Welcome back!!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (9chmE) 25
Good bad people vs bad bad people.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (IqV8l) 26
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (N0y/l)
It's the cyborg! Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (NWiLs) 27
Commas good!
Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (ATVNj) 29
So, one could say, using that deeply flawed logic, that mass genocide is just fine if it's for the correct cause or in this case, the common good.
Posted by: MJR in AZ at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (8uWE+) 30
Given Dowd's fervent defense of liberal rape in the past week or so, does anyone else suspect that maybe he has a few skeletons in this particular closet?
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (k/llo) 31
Dowd is a sanctimonious liberal gasbag with a room-temperature IQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (N0y/l) 32
I understand, and can accept, that there are monumental asses working for any given firm. But where it breaks down for me is the knowledge that somewhere along the line, there was someone that interviewed this guy, or a person like him, and said *let's make him an offer!*.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (tr2D7) 33
No surprise,it was the same defense for Ted Kennedy,for Bill Clinton etc...
Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (LiyEm) 34
Sounds like what my Dad would say, right before he punched my lights out
Posted by: sofa saver at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (4u7kU) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (QQ+il) 37
Every leader (and each of us) is human and flawed and makes mistakes
Guess what, Matt, nobody, not even the drooling mouthbreathers on your side, sees you as a leader. Nice attempt to include yourself in that group, though. Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (LAe3v) 38
Are you typing with one hand, OregonMuse? I'm not accusing you of Weinsteining.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (nBr1j) 39
Just like those eviro-nuts who say their carbon spewing lifestyles are fine because they purchase carbon credits.
Posted by: mark1971 at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (xPl2J) 40
Thank you, and happy Thanksgiving to all. My titanium shoulder thanks you, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (N0y/l) 41
Matt...not to be pedantic or anything, but the phrase is "Couldn't care less".
Oh, and you're a disgusting, totalitarian shill who should EABOD. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (p+Wdc) 42
Their values are entirely conditional, and all that matters is achieving the end--aka, POWER.
'Who cares if women get raped, if we get the power? We only should care if women get raped by people who DON'T give us the power.' The only real value they hold, the only non-negotiable, is POWER. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (f/e+k) 44
They all imagine themselves to be Mao.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (9TK8E) 45
"33 No surprise,it was the same defense for Ted Kennedy,for Bill Clinton etc...
Posted by: steevy" One scumbag Dem actually had the gall to say that Mary Jo Kopechne would have been proud of the good that Teddy was able to do with his life. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (OD2ni) 46
38 Are you typing with one hand, OregonMuse? I'm not accusing you of Weinsteining.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (nBr1j) The potted plant in my office says no. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (N0y/l) 47
"Every leader (and each of us) is human and flawed and makes mistakes,
but there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good. Huge difference." Sorry Mr. Dowd. You and yours drew up these rules. Now you want "These rules tis for thee, but not for me."? Dude, this is how you got Trump in the first place. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (jxbfJ) 48
In my experience it's best to get out ahead of the bimbo explosions
Posted by: drunk Hillary at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (iBtsV) Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (SkuXa) 50
Thank you, and happy Thanksgiving to all. My titanium shoulder thanks you, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse OM, glad to have you back. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (f/e+k) 51
And Dowd defines the 'common good' as leftism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (oVJmc) 52
I cared about the "common good", right?
Trains ran on time, we had affordable weiner schnitzel, we all learned enough German to get by. . . Posted by: Benito Mussolini at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (ATVNj) 53
First of all, it's "couldn't care less." "Could care less" means you care to some degree. Second of all, what the actual fuck? The "elite" class raping, groping, molesting and harassing is somehow better than the great unwashed doing the same thing because they CAAAAARE? My God in heaven, these people are vile, twisted and dangerous.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (NWiLs) 54
Huge difference? Matthew Dowd presents himself as mentally retarded.
Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (2Mnv1) 55
I'm actually getting a better range of motion than a week ago, so typing has become a bit easier.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (N0y/l) Posted by: Bored383 at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (70HTk) 57
Does this work with the "Good and plenty clause" that libs find in the Constitution?
Posted by: MJR in AZ at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (8uWE+) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (nUkMr) 59
33 No surprise,it was the same defense for Ted Kennedy,for Bill Clinton etc...
Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2017 01:48 PM (LiyEm) Worked, didn't it? Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (QQ+il) 61
Happy Thanksgiving, OM God bless you and yours. You have been missed as has your thoughtful elder statesman Gorilla. CBD does a fine job filling in, but I find Gorilla Pundit more aesthetically pleasing than punk chimpanzee. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (8+Ozj) 62
So, one could say, using that deeply flawed logic,
that mass genocide is just fine if it's for the correct cause or in this case, the common good. Posted by: MJR in AZ at November 22, 2017 01:47 PM (8uWE+) I would argue virtually all evil in this world is perpetrated in the name of this exact type of logic. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (9chmE) 63
Is Dowd having some kind of one-man competition to out-Kohn himself every day?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (ul9CR) 64
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I predict he's going down. Posted by: predictor of things Phrasing Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. No. That's my prediction. Posted by: predictor of things at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (iBtsV) 65
They all imagine themselves to be Mao.
Posted by: Hikaru When they are all actually Jao. (The dude shot in the back of the head and left in a ditch) Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (f/e+k) 66
Every leader (and each of us) is human and flawed and makes mistakes, but there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good. Huge difference.
Posted by: Pol Pot at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (NWiLs) 67
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (NWiLs)
Yes, it's a evil suggestion. Hopefully he'll get lambasted on it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (8+Ozj) 68
Didn't CS Lewis say something about this?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (QQ+il) 69
Lord love him, he's just not that bright.
You'd need a single photon detector to get a glimmer. What a clueless idiot. Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (LAe3v) 70
I suspect Dowd's view is very common on the left. I remember a conversation I had with a very lefty friend about women and high achievement. She said Jeane Kirkpatrick and Margaret Thatcher weren't examples of that because "they did nothing to help women."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (398bZ) 71
Every year of my life, I become more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to focus our attention on the good and the beautiful, if we just take the time to look at it.
Posted by: ,ngood at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (UdKB7) 72
Is he fvcking kidding me?
Are people so stupid they'll fall for this? And who decides what the Common Good is, and for whom? The Matthew Dowds and Kristols of the world? The Royalty and Feudal Lords? I could go on, but who needs a screed from me. Not me. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (St5qb) 73
Lenin and Stalin were flawed too. But they worked for the common good.
Posted by: deepred at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (zs6g5) 74
How does this idiot think he measures the "common good?" I'm guessing it pertains to his particular good, which is his self-interest, which is not common at all.
IOW, if the fuckwit who molested his ficus tree is gonna pay him a million quatloos in reparation, then it's hunky-dory! Once the left jettisoned God, they threw out "good" too. Ain't no common good without GOOD. So Mattie, you can bite my ass. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (7UW64) 75
Papa ooh Mao Mao
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l) 76
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Does this work with the "Good and plenty clause" that libs find in the Constitution? Posted by: MJR in AZ at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (8uWE+) Well, I hope he gets it "good and plenty". Does that count? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (jxbfJ) 77
Molesting for the Common Good ... it's in the constitution, one just has to read between the lines, while cupping an unsuspecting young woman.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (/aIFg) 78
"Every leader (and each of us) is human and flawed and makes mistakes, but there is a difference between those *LIKE ME* who are flawed who work for the common good..."
That's how I read this, and it sure as hell sounds like someone who expects a scandal to drop on his head any minute. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (ul9CR) 79
I'm actually getting a better range of motion than a week ago, so typing has become a bit easier.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (N0y/l) So no frozen shoulder? Also had a grand mal seizure myself, my entire body was stiff and sore for months. My tongue was black and blue for 6 weeks. Glad to hear you survived and are doing better! Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 01:53 PM (g4lFK) 80
Matthew Dowd, Bette Midler: from the Okay when we do it school.
Nothing is showing on Twitter, including the Ace account. Boo. Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (C8sF1) 81
62. Careful there. Let's not be too hasty. I mean, eradication of the furries is just a sensible public health measure.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (fA1SL) 82
Hey, I have a question: what, exactly, is 'the common good', and who gets to define it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (N0y/l) 83
The left-wing/SJW "common good" isn't everyone's common good, you bastard. How about the good of...
...unborn children? ...law abiding gun owners? ...Christians? ...Kate Steinle (and other American citizens, for that matter)? ...coal miners? ...white people? ...people raised in good homes with two parents and happy childhoods? John Conyers and Al Franken don't speak for all of us. I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth and have worked for everything I and my children have. What these two clowns are offering I do not want. Posted by: CPT11A at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (YmXed) 84
Errrrrr....ummmmmmm... Matthew Dowd is ahhhhmmm....a wise man!
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (O5Q3r) 85
Sure, the Fuehrer went a bit to far, but it was for the Common Good.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (QQ+il) 86
50 Thank you, and happy Thanksgiving to all. My titanium shoulder thanks you, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse ________________________________________ Welcome back. Now, report to OSI Headquarters and see Oscar Goldman. And stay away from Jaime Sommers. She's mine. Posted by: Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (ATVNj) 87
Mr Dowd appears to support worker-for-good who are flawed
Or not flawed Mr Dowd does not support evil-doers who are flawed Or not flawed So apparently he puts no weight on the flaws, only on the politics. Not newsworthy in a dog bites man sense, but nice to have him come right out and admit it. Posted by: Downcast at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (2p/I6) Posted by: RioBravo at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (5NMZN) 89
Is he fvcking kidding me? Q: Are people so stupid they'll fall for this? A: Hillary received 3 million more "popular" votes. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (IqV8l) 90
53 First of all, it's "couldn't care less." "Could care less" means you care to some degree. Second of all, what the actual fuck? The "elite" class raping, groping, molesting and harassing is somehow better than the great unwashed doing the same thing because they CAAAAARE? My God in heaven, these people are vile, twisted and dangerous.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 01:50 PM (NWiLs) These are people who think that rounding up Tens of Millions of innocent civilians and executing them all is _HEROIC_ because it's all for the Glorious Revolution. So yeah. Absolute Evil. Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (9TK8E) 91
She said Jeane Kirkpatrick and Margaret Thatcher weren't examples of that because "they did nothing to help women."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 22, 2017 01:52 PM (398bZ) What she meant was that neither lady was willing to bring the entire government to bear upon the issue of free abortion for everyone. NOT THE SAME DAMNED THING. Fuckwits everywhere. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (7UW64) 92
Why is Matthew Dowd not working the night shift at a McDonald's Restaurant? I doubt he is qualified but maybe he could do that job.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (nBr1j) 93
This sounds like the ending to Hot Fuzz.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (g4lFK) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (N0y/l) 95
the common good of whom?
certainly not women such as anita brodwick, the Franken chick or lewinski, in fact they called them names while protecting their own common good politicians. It's all excuses to retain power. They have no morals just rules for all of us but them. Posted by: willow at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (UbFuA) 96
Rules for thee but not for me.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (72PAC) 97
I wonder if ol' Dowdy would say the same thing about, oh, I dunno, Augusto Pinochet?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (NWiLs) 98
Catholic Priest Molestation is now officially NOT AN ISSUE by the Dowd paradigm
See, I went full Dowd there. You never good full Dowd. Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (16OL0) 99
This is the liberal argument for everything now:
"We are superior and correct before the discussion starts. Now, what would you like to talk about?" Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (3myMJ) 100
Al Franken was tongue-raping women to bring attention to women's issues and the gender pay gap.
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (18RTj) 101
Prove the Clintons ever thought about anyone but themselves.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (6xy6b) Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (GsAUU) 103
Matthew Dowd Greater Good or Common Good. Interesting concept. Hope he has enough rail cars available. Posted by: Zombie House Painter With One Testicle at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (ajiE5) 104
Yay! The return of Twitter!!
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (C8sF1) 105
It's Thanks-giving Eve, and although I try to prop up my attitude of gratitude, I'm really not feeling the spirit of the season.
For some reason, this forced its way past my own grumpiness to elicit the first LOL of the day: Grump928(c) #7: It's raining masks, hallelujah! Posted by: mindful webworker - thanks a LOT! at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (ftdxp) 106
If it weren't for Harvey Weinstein we wouldn't have had Pulp Fiction nor The Lord of the Rings.
Just sayin' Posted by: Ignoramus at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (cAXIk) 107
Post # 71
Yes. Good point! and St Paul said the same thing a about a couple of millennium ago: Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things. Phillippians 4;8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (8+Ozj) 108
Of course in Dowd's mind, unproven and spurious accusations (against Moore) are far worse than assault with photographic proof committed by "his guy" Franken.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (9nCnN) 109
OM! OM and Northernlurker nailed it early. These people - and those who follow them or find them persuasive - are just stupid.
There are many kinds of smart, and stupid. Dowd and almost everyone with a byline or media perch - stupid. Who knows, maybe secretly they're good at higher math, or skilled architects, or something. But on their chosen topics of specialization, they're just stupid. Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (QDnY+) 110
You know, I'd like a Thanksgiving holiday too, damn it.
Posted by: The Schlong at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (ATVNj) Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2017 01:56 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Boots at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (EBwPV) 113
82 Hey, I have a question: what, exactly, is 'the common good', and who gets to define it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 01:54 PM (N0y/l). It means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less. Posted by: Matthew "Humpty Dumpty" Dowd at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (NWiLs) 114
102 This wins the Internetz today:
http://tinyurl.com/y7lkfz4z That turkey is turning its life around, and aspires to be a rapper. And an astronaut. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (ul9CR) 115
Great to "see" you, OM. Hope the shoulder's mending well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (sGSvK) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (r+sAi) 117
Seems he's justifying sexual assault as long as you do stuff for the "common good." What other crimes is he ok with? Murder? Child Rape? You know just as long as you make sure government is getting enough tax money, go to town on those 12 year olds man!
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (cAnNx) 118
I suspect Dowd's view is very common on the left. I remember a conversation I had with a very lefty friend about women and high achievement. She said Jeane Kirkpatrick and Margaret Thatcher weren't examples of that because "they did nothing to help women."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud Shattered glass ceilings notwithstanding. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (f/e+k) 119
97. Pinochet did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL) 120
>>>Hey, I have a question: what, exactly, is 'the common good', and who gets to define it?<<<
Do it for the children! = Common Good Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (2Mnv1) 121
Congratulations, Matthew Dowd, you win today's Jackboot Award from the Pol Pot Institute of Retail Management!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (oVJmc) 122
Bah. Old sock fail.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Ignoramus at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (cAXIk) 124
Is not the common good a collection of individual mishes?
Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (FhXTo) 125
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo groped and tongue-raped 'oo.
Posted by: Matt Dowd at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (LAe3v) 126
I was assured that what Mathew Dowd is stating was and always has been a silly tin foil hat conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (g4lFK) 127
"4 legs good, 2 legs bad."
Posted by: navybrat at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (w7KSn) 128
Every genocidal leader has their flaws, but there is a difference between genocide for the common good, and genocide by those who just want to kill off a whole culture they don't like.
(I'm looking at you, deplorable irredeemables) Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (/aIFg) 129
The Left hates us, and I hates them back twice over. I curse, I'm low class, And I'll fuckin come after my enemies with all I have and no rules.
Hey Dowd, That's how I roll. My middle name is Deplorable and proud of it Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (SjImc) 130
123 And Kevin Spacey put Gwyneth's head in a box.
I've had my head in a few boxes. Not Gwyneth's though. Pity. (hic!) Posted by: Felonia von Pantsuit at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (ul9CR) 131
I honestly think there's something wrong with him. He seems to deteriorate daily.
Posted by: John Marston at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (SkuXa) 132
This sounds like the ending to Hot Fuzz.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (g4lFK) My thought as well. The Greater Good! https://youtu.be/yUpbOliTHJY Posted by: Country Singer at November 22, 2017 01:58 PM (uiwCw) 133
OM!!!! Welcome back! And Happy Thanksgiving...
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (a0IVu) 134
We've always known there were two sets of rules. It was just sort of a 'wink wink nudge nudge say no more' deal. I'm glad we're finally getting this out in the open.
Champion the right political causes? Break all the laws you want! Those are just to keep the hoi polloi in line. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (oZ6kz) 135
The left has always been about identity politics.
It's always been about stoking up envy and resentment in one group against another since Marx. It's always been about promising one group that they would be given favored status that would be denied to others, who would get their comeuppance. How the heck can any ideology defined this way claim to be for "the common good"? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (/qEW2) 136
I totally worked for the common good of the Fatherland, made the trains run on time, built the Autobahn, got rid of inflation and unemployment....
Posted by: loitering hitler at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (ce4vQ) 138
And this is how they justify killing us by the millions. Not that they really think they need justification. But PR being what it is.
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (wpfuO) 139
Is this Maureen's little brother that rode the short bus to school?
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (Ix4M6) 140
"Flawed". Yeah..."Flawed"! That's the ticket!!!
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 01:59 PM (CPk08) Posted by: Matty Dowd at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (r+sAi) 143
100 Al Franken was tongue-raping women to bring attention to women's issues and the gender pay gap.
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (18RTj) To be fair, there's no reason to have free abortion for everybody if nobody is getting pregnant, and so he was just doing his part. Supporting women's rights. Which are not really rights, but wants, but we call them that to make the womens feel special, doncha know. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (7UW64) 144
119 97. Pinochet did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL) I don't disagree. But I guarantee you Dowd would take the position that Pinochet, who killed a few thousand commie scum to save his country, did not work for the common good while Stalin, who killed millions for the sake of consolidating power, did. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (NWiLs) 145
So the revised preferred usage is now 'The Greater Common Good'?
Good to know - Sanford Neighborhood Watch Association Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (QLvwG) 146
So Grump, what's you current unscientific gut polling on AL tell you about Moore?
And what's the status of the Argie sub? Dang, where's my staff with my daily briefing on matters of interest. I hate not having a staff. Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (QDnY+) 147
Dowd and almost everyone with
a byline or media perch - stupid. Who knows, maybe secretly they're good at higher math, or skilled architects, or something. But on their chosen topics of specialization, they're just stupid. Nah, they're stupid at pretty much everything. Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (LAe3v) 148
"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood" The Animals got it right, all those years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiYlv-_hcJc Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (IqV8l) 150
44 They all imagine themselves to be Mao. Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (9TK8E) Well, Mao was known to be partial to raping underage girls. There was a whole system in place under the Communist Party apparatus specifically tasked with providing fresh virgins to Mao's bedroom daily. Not rumor either. So Mao definitely fits. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (veoSD) 151
Since 2013 Dowd has been dating Maria Shriver, the estranged wife of former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sloppy Seconds? Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (SjImc) 152
Well look who the titanium cat dragged in!
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (lwiT4) 153
145 So the revised preferred usage is now 'The Greater Common Good'?
Good to know - Sanford Neighborhood Watch Association Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (QLvwG) Oh shut up! /Nicholas Angel Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (NWiLs) 154
148 "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood" The Animals got it right, all those years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiYlv-_hcJc Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:00 PM (lwiT4) --Nina Simone as well! Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (GsAUU) 155
The primary difference between this idiots "workers for common good" and everyone else is that his group tends to have several magnitudes more predators than the rest of the population.
So maybe they aren't so interested in "common good" as they are in their own benefit... A casual observer would say... Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (af5xa) 156
I can't find it now but there was another Blue Checkmark all-star who was going on that it is easy to condemn men like Trump who lack any moral value, but it is more complex when dealing with guys who do so much good. So this take is not particularly hot inasmuch as it appears to be an established talking point, likely sent out over JournoList 2.0.
It really does display the lack of intellectual rigor, Ailinskiism, and ultimately the pathology that such ferocious partisanship inspires. And it's nothing new. Ted should have spent his life in jail. Posted by: Bro Magnon at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (wx6iv) 157
I'm sure ladies across the land will shiver with enthusiasm that their rapes are being perpetrated by a communist.
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (wpfuO) 158
144. His objections - and he'd have them - to the heroic actions of Mi General would be logically inconsistent and would, in any case, be drowned out by the sound of the rotors.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (ajiE5) 160
That's a clown take, bruh.
Posted by: observation apropos of nothing at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (cOANc) 161
"We know that you know longer believe that we're superior people, so look, we're just going to have to start killing you all to prove our primacy over you. Shut up and die."
--Matthew Dowd Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (9TK8E) Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (QDnY+) 163
This is called the No True Rapesman fallacy.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 02:02 PM (42M22) Posted by: Joe Biden, Female Hair Inspector at November 22, 2017 02:03 PM (GsAUU) 165
Hey, I have a question: what, exactly, is 'the common good', and who gets to define it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at It used to be for the country as a whole. All men (shutty), from the one in poverty to the highest level. Love thy neighbor as thyself. That ended, IMO, with the Clintons. The elites don't think of the little guy (us) except as a rube. All our institutions are failing b/c people's ideologies trump the common good. The allowance of extreme illegal immigration is not for the common good either. I could go on. But you don't need that. Miss ya OM. Miss Gorilla Pundit. Happy Turkey day to you and your new shoulder. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 22, 2017 02:03 PM (St5qb) Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:03 PM (SjImc) 167
Hoo boy. So, according to Dowd, "rape rape" (as opposed to just "rape"), if done for his view of what is in the "common good" is A-OK?
Almighty then. Good to know. Right now I would like to hire someone who worked for, and voted for, Hillary, and has supported all the right causes, to rape him anally and then poll him to see if he is still OK with that viewpoint. Do these functional retards even understand the ramifications of what they are saying . . . or what they are saying at all? Posted by: Publius Redux at November 22, 2017 02:03 PM (Fb9aZ) 168
So Grump, what's you current unscientific gut polling on AL tell you about Moore?
Moore by 5. I mentioned earlier this week that one of my Democrat coworkers told me that he was going to "waste my vote on Jones" but "since all this shit started" he's voting for Moore because Fuck All Y'all Outsiders. Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 02:03 PM (QQ+il) Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (jWe5r) 170
So come on. Which lib will be the first to go "there"?
"Hey at least we don't try to make you keep the baby after we rape you." You know they are itching to. Someone wants to say it. Hollow bankrupt fruitcake motherfuckers. Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (wpfuO) 171
It's a lot easier to be "flawed" when nobody ever finds out that you're "flawed" and the taxpayer pays to hide your "flaws".
Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (qJtVm) 173
Dowd is renewing his beta-male card. According to him people he likes who abuse women deserve to be treated differently than people he doesn't like who abuse women.
Unless of course, Dowd has a few skeletons in his closet that have been making that rattling noise again. If so expect a mea culpa, a self serving apology, and a pledge of loyalty to feminism very soon. Posted by: TR at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (jOSqt) 174
pfft. You can justify ANYTHING as being "for the Common Good".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (CPk08) 175
Matthew Dowd's stupidity is so acute it should raise blisters.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (oVJmc) 176
It's For Your Own Good!©®™
Posted by: All tyrants everywhere throughout history at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (42M22) 177
So rapists are just 'flawed', like when you have trouble keeping those extra 5 lbs. off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'long pork, the gourmets choice' at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (VezBU) 178
Dowd is another Bush gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (r9UYA) 179
Welcome back, Oregon Muse.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (AbopB) 180
So, forceable tongue rape, boobie-honking, and generally asshattery are just fine so long as you are a leftard.
Good to know. In case I decide to get all rapey or something. Which I won't, but I guess that's beside the point. I'm sure this defense will hold up nicely in a court of law. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (7UW64) 181
The but but but we're the good guys so it's okay defense hasn't gotten any less stupider since 1998. We're all just fatter now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN) 182
the common good is what is good for the Volk !
Posted by: loitering hitler at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (QC/4S) 183
He is so deep.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (nQHw/) 184
So now it is all down to who defines "The greater common good"...
Wouldn't one think that the body count generated along the way would count for determining that which is 'good' at some point? Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (af5xa) 185
Was Poppa Bush groping for the collective good Matthew?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (r9UYA) 186
It's like Matt saw my tweet and said "hold my beer!".
Posted by: Dylan Byers (D)unce at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (SkuXa) 187
Glad you posted this ace. Can't read it otherwise.
He blocked me three months ago. For a ONE WORD comment. Thin-skinned bitch. Posted by: golfman at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (48QDY) 188
i only groped Blondi...
Posted by: loitering hitler at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (QC/4S) 189
166 Common Good, Comrade, Collective, Communism.
Hum? Anyone else see a pattern Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:03 PM (SjImc) Collectively, they commence with "Co". Fuckin' corporate fascists, man. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (CPk08) 190
The Sarah Silverman article on Breitbart reads like she got her fuck on in the red states during her tour of America series for Hulu.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (g4lFK) 191
Thanks Grump, good to hear, and expected. I'm still hoping there will be an outsized backlash vote for Moore/super-mobilized vote for Moore, adding up to a blowout number.
An old Senate colleage and I were having fun this morning talking about what Mitch and Ms. Lindsay and Ryan and others will do when/if Moore wins. Hilarious, and delicious. Even without a press, and almost any incumbents of either party worth spit, should be fun to watch. Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 02:07 PM (QDnY+) 192
John Wayne Gacy, despite all his flaws, was a democrat party apparatchik, so "greater good."
Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 02:07 PM (ANIFC) 193
171
It's a lot easier to be "flawed" when nobody ever finds out that you're "flawed" and the taxpayer pays to hide your "flaws". Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (O5Q3r) This is what infuriates me. If you or I behaved this way and we were sued -we are the ones financially responsible. As it should be for them too. For them to use US taxpayer dollars as a slush fund to pay for their indiscretions, they now have zero consequences for their actions. What is another several hundred thousand dollars in payouts with a $4 trillion dollar budget? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2017 02:07 PM (jxbfJ) 194
Common good. So, let's just say the teacher in your kids' school is a really swell teacher. Tops in the county. Awesome instructor.
There are 30 kids in the class. One of them is Matthew's. Teacher molests that particular kid. But he didn't molest the other 29, just yours. So - do we let it go for the greater good? What say you, Matt? If that indeed is your real name. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:07 PM (lwiT4) 195
You can almost see Matthew wiping away a tear right after he tweeted that.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2017 02:07 PM (O5Q3r) 196
"Real quick, before you rape me, what are your politics?"
Posted by: observation apropos of nothing at November 22, 2017 02:07 PM (cOANc) 197
Ah, the ol' "We've all been there" defense.
Whenever someone does that, you KNOW they have more skeletons in their closet than a haunted house. Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (42M22) 198
>>>Matthew Dowd's stupidity is so acute it should raise blisters.<<<
This is Lena Dunham-grade stupid. Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (2Mnv1) 199
*SNIFF* Strawberry? Posted by: Joe Biden, Female Hair Inspector Only her hair groper knows for sure! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (IqV8l) 200
Has anyone asked him to define exactly what those huge differences are?
Could be worth a few more LOLs. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (Lnqdr) Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (6xy6b) Posted by: Pam at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (5FhpD) 203
Dowd is another Bush gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 02:05 PM (r9UYA) ---------------------------------- He certainly scattered many turds in his wake. Posted by: RioBravo at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (5NMZN) 204
It doesn't matter how many Hobos are in your crawlspace if you are committed to the resistance. Stuff the think about what with Hobo Season opening.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (YV+SU) 205
Dowd appears to have no problem with the concept of 'the common good' as a justification for a wide range of otherwise unacceptable behaviors. Like so many, he'll be surprised to find himself on the wrong side of the barbed wire if & when it comes to labor camps.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (fA1SL) 206
GOP Sen. Lamar Alexander told CNBC that he will vote again for an amnesty, even though his vote for the Democratic-led 2013 amnesty bill helped demolish his establishment GOP peers during the 2016 primaries and election.
Yeah shocka, it's not like you ever tried to hide the fact that your a RINO fuck. I've been saying fuck alot lately. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (SjImc) 207
Consider, also, the difference in scale that this affords them.
Bill Clinton, rapist, gets a pass, because 'common good.' Larry Craig, ostensible Republican therefore Right-Wing Godbag Nut, must be destroyed for wanting to suck a guy's cock, because 'not common good.' Complete disproportionality, and giving a bearhug to evil if it suits your purposes. Dowd is replacing MORALITY with EXPEDIENCE. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (oVJmc) 208
Common good means even the bums get the same benefit as the richest man on the planet. Who doesn't want that?
Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (UdKB7) 209
"92 Why is Matthew Dowd not working the night shift at a McDonald's Restaurant? I doubt he is qualified but maybe he could do that job."
Because of his ties to GW Bush, he is very useful to the media. "Even Bush admin officials like Matthew Dowd say Republicans are icky." The likes of David Frum and Nichole Wallace have done well for themselves in that role. Hell, they still role out that old coot Bruce Bartlett out of mothballs every 4 years to endorse the Dem candidate and act like its a surprise. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (OD2ni) 210
Matt's a good example of the type of thinking that fucking your sister leads to.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (y7DUB) 211
61 Happy Thanksgiving, OM God bless you and yours. You have been missed as has your thoughtful elder statesman Gorilla. CBD does a fine job filling in, but I find Gorilla Pundit more aesthetically pleasing than punk chimpanzee. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 01:51 PM (8+Ozj) Thank you, and I hope to get back to it soon, as soon as this mental fog decides to dissipate. General anesthesia is not for sissies. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (N0y/l) 212
He blocked me three months ago. For a ONE WORD comment.
Thin-skinned bitch. Posted by: golfman at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (48QDY) That must have been ONE helluva word. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (ajiE5) 213
Mathew Dowd is literally Hitler.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (g4lFK) 214
OT: Insty has a link to a Chicago Tribute editorial on Charlie Rose. Despite the source, it's a beaut. Here's the best line.
'People like Rose use words like "integrity" and "truth" as if they are fabric. They make costumes from such cloth and play dress-up and let's pretend.' That's some pretty writing, right there. Perhaps Matt Dowd could take lessons. Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (LAe3v) 215
Let he who as not tongue-raped an actress cast the first stone.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (QQ+il) 216
but there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good.
So exactly how much less could we care about it Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (SiINZ) 217
201 "He blocked me three months ago. For a ONE WORD comment."
What was the word? Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (6xy6b) "Crash musta called him a cocksucker." "How romantic!" Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (7UW64) 218
Mathew Dowd is literally
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (QQ+il) 219
Grammie Winger, OT but I found a t-shirt for you:
http://tinyurl.com/yaod94du Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 02:04 PM (qJtVm) ========================= Nice I think I saw one of the younger guys at church wearing something like it. Not exactly, but close enough to be funny. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (UdKB7) 221
Hold still baby, I'm flawed!!!!
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (wpfuO) 222
192 John Wayne Gacy, despite all his flaws, was a democrat party apparatchik, so "greater good."
Posted by: josephistan Jim Jones was a fundraiser for Jimmy Carter and Harvey Milk and a reliable Democratic ballot-box stuffer for all the San Francisco elections. So, 900 deaths can be excused, because he worked for the Common Good. Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (42M22) Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (mf5HN) 224
Brined a turkey breast over-night, to grill this afternoon (just for us - the big meal tomorrow is elsewhere, and I always like to have my own T-giving food around for the week). Salt of course, cloves, cinnamon stick, peppercorns, and some bourbon. Just winging it, but you can't go far wrong with brine.
Have some mesquite wood chips left, was thinking of using them in the smoker box thinggy. Always think of beef for mesquite - but what does the Horde think about mesquite for turkey roasted on the grill (indirect heat of course)? Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (QDnY+) 225
"Every leader (and each of us) is human and flawed and makes mistakes, but there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good. Huge difference."
By his logic, since the second group "could care less about the common good", that means that they do care about the common good to some degree. However, if the first group is the opposite of the second group, then the first group would be described as "they could NOT care less about the common good", which means they do not care about the common good to any degree. Posted by: Eric at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (LiN1N) 226
I've been saying fuck alot lately.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (SjImc) It's a sign of high intelligence. Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (g4lFK) 227
"Hey, I have a question: what, exactly, is 'the common good', and who gets to define it? Posted by OM
You can't ask that question unless you get a permit from "The Department that Determines the Common Good" .... applications are $1000, non-refundable. Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (/aIFg) 228
Well, Mao was known to be partial to raping underage girls. There was a whole system in place under the Communist Party apparatus specifically tasked with providing fresh virgins to Mao's bedroom daily. Not rumor either.
So Mao definitely fits. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (veoSD) ---------------------------------- Rumors are that the Castro bros were the same way, it was somebody's job to go to Cuba's beaches and bring back the choicest young girls for their afternoon delight. Saying NO wasn't an option. Posted by: Boots at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (EBwPV) 229
Hell, they still role out that old coot Bruce Bartlett out of mothballs every 4 years to endorse the Dem candidate and act like its a surprise.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (OD2ni) That senile cocksucker was praising Billy Boy Kristol's tweet last night. Posted by: Captain Hate at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (y7DUB) 230
I've been saying fuck alot lately.
Posted by: Nevergiveup Until you use it in place of a comma, you aren't using it too much. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (f/e+k) 231
Matthew Dowd is basically calling for the return of Primae Noctis for he and his fellow nobility and ruling class.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (eh0Va) 232
205 Dowd appears to have no problem with the concept of 'the common good' as a justification for a wide range of otherwise unacceptable behaviors. Like so many, he'll be surprised to find himself on the wrong side of the barbed wire if & when it comes to labor camps.
------------------ With Robotics there will be no Labor Camps - just Rendering Centers. Hides and oils and cat food just don't fall from trees. Posted by: Puddin Head at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (YV+SU) Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (zpqa2) 234
Does Twitter have a crayon setting?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (nBr1j) 235
"192 John Wayne Gacy, despite all his flaws, was a democrat party apparatchik, so "greater good."
Posted by: josephistan" Dressing up like a clown and entertaining children at the hospital was for the common good so, according to Dowd, he should have gotten off. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (OD2ni) 236
Dowd said rape twice.
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (wpfuO) 237
I've been saying fuck alot lately.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (SjImc) These are the times that try men's soles. Oh wait, that feet. Try men's vocabulary? Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (ajiE5) 238
It's never about what it's said to be about with the Left. It's always and only about power. Maintaining what they have and increasing it.
Posted by: geoffb at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (zOpu5) 239
Man's got a point. Flawed as ah am, they'd still line up around the block to suck mah dick! Ooooohweeeee!!
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Kafiroon at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (fqzpQ) 241
I just got through eating a sausage, egg, ham and cheese on an english muffin. Sausage Slapmuffin with Egg. I think I'll make another.
...and Matthew Dowd is a sputtering asshole. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (Ckg4U) 242
General anesthesia is not for sissies.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 02:09 PM (N0y/l) ================================ Did you pay for the kind that takes you the whole way through the operation?, or did you cheap out and wake up just when they were removing your femur? Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (lwiT4) 243
"He blocked me three months ago. For a ONE WORD comment."
What was the word? Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (6xy6b) Ouch. Seriously. Posted by: golfman at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (48QDY) 244
Hey Mathew. You know what would be for the greater good? You hanging yourself.
Posted by: Marcus T, Whitey at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (2P0Ao) 245
I like rape.
Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (SkuXa) 246
Stop picking on uncle Matt.
Posted by: George P. Bush at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (r9UYA) 247
I'm sure this defense will hold up nicely in a court of law.
Posted by: tcn in AK You apparently have more faith in our judges than I do. Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (LAe3v) 248
The only reason for this take by Dowd is the knowledge that lots of Democrats are misogynists.
It's a preemptive strike before the rest of the names come out on that payoff list. Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (3myMJ) 249
You guys are making me look amateurish.
Posted by: Jimmy Savile at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (FTlwv) 250
"Our rapes smell like roses."
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (88+VL) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (r+sAi) 252
I've been saying fuck alot lately.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2017 02:08 PM (SjImc) It's a sign of high intelligence. Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (g4lFK) I means you're red-pilled. Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (QQ+il) 253
"Jim Jones was a fundraiser for Jimmy Carter and Harvey Milk and a reliable Democratic ballot-box stuffer for all the San Francisco elections. "
Diane Feinstein as well. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (OD2ni) 254
One woman groped by the Right is a tragedy. A million women groped by the Left is a statistic.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (EzdLW) 255
7 He stuck his dick in Skeletor (Maria Shriver). Made Arnie go crazy too.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (OD2ni) Dowd did that? Posted by: F.N.G. at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (kiSdp) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (oVJmc) 258
NGU, at least you still have f**ks to give!
And I haven't mentioned it lately, the Black Rifle Coffee Co. ad online needs to be viewed, regularly. Masterpiece. The one that starts with "some of you have asked, why do you have so many guns?". NGU's f**ks-to-give comment 'aminded me of it. "How about 200 years of freedom, b***tch!" Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (QDnY+) 259
It's a sign of high intelligence.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (g4lFK) If saying fuck is a sign of high intelligence, than I am the smartest person who has ever lived. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fall up a flight of stairs. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (gIRsn) 262
And Stalin had the trains running on time. Dowd is that fucking stupid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (aHLmf) 263
He stuck his dick in Skeletor (Maria Shriver). Made Arnie go crazy too.
The power of Kennedy pussy. Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (O5Q3r) 264
Some assholes say I curse too fucking much but they are full of shit.
Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (LiyEm) 265
What sort of retards were advising the Kerry campaign in 2004? How the hell did Bush win?
Posted by: RioBravo at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (5NMZN) 266
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I've been saying fuck alot lately. Posted by: Nevergiveup Until you use it in place of a comma, you aren't using it too much. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (f/e+k) This is my Monday through Friday around 8:20am. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (jxbfJ) 267
If you can't get raped by the rest, then at least get raped by the best.
Posted by: Matthew Dowd, Idiot Extraordinaire at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (wpfuO) 268
Merkel tried something like this in a speech she gave in Germany after all the rapes and crime and diseases the migrants brought. She told the citizens they should be proud/feel good about the sacrifices they were making.
Yea, it didn't go over well. Hey, let's sacrifice this virgin in a volcano for the good of the country. You should be honored. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (St5qb) 269
228 Well, Mao was known to be partial to raping underage girls. There was a whole system in place under the Communist Party apparatus specifically tasked with providing fresh virgins to Mao's bedroom daily. Not rumor either.
So Mao definitely fits. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2017 02:01 PM (veoSD) ---------------------------------- Rumors are that the Castro bros were the same way, it was somebody's job to go to Cuba's beaches and bring back the choicest young girls for their afternoon delight. Saying NO wasn't an option. Posted by: Boots at November 22, 2017 02:10 PM (EBwPV) This is the story of the Democrat Party since 1964. Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (g4lFK) 270
In other news Dowd thinks Manson had good intentions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (n6pAK) 271
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fall up a flight of stairs.
Posted by: alexthechick Protect your fucking toes! Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (f/e+k) 272
Common Good = more taxes = don't you have enough money you greedy sob
Government is always for the people. Just the ask the Jews in Europe 80 years ago. Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (PvCxa) 273
Dowd's always been a cunt.
Posted by: Sandor Clegane at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (F/4Zj) 274
255 7 He stuck his dick in Skeletor (Maria Shriver). Made Arnie go crazy too.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 01:46 PM (OD2ni) Dowd did that? Posted by: F.N.G. at November 22, 2017 02:13 PM (kiSdp) Remarkable that such a nancy-boy could even get it up, let alone find a place to stick it. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (7UW64) 275
Dowd believes abortion is for the common good.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 02:16 PM (r9UYA) 276
"It's a preemptive strike before the rest of the names come out on that payoff list.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (3myMJ)" ----------- It's all they've got at this stage. Their embezzlers are only doing it for our own good. Their killers and murderers are only doing it for everyone's good. Their liars are just protecting us from unfair truths. Posted by: Decaf at November 22, 2017 02:16 PM (te/Nx) 277
Hi! Hi there, yeah. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, hiya. Howya doin'? Didja see that girl? Yeah, hi! Ha ha ha ha. Good ta see ya. That one there, the one with the yellow top. Yeah. Her. Oh man, her hair. Oh...
Look. When I was in school we didn't worry about class distinctions. We were all blue collar working class. We didn't worry about all that. No. No sir. Did NOT happen. So I say to you, let me ask it this way. I say to YOU sir, is it "Could care less", or is it "COULDN'T care less"? I say it matters not. No. I say to YOU sir you are RACIST and YOU sir make distinctions where WE, that is the blue working class collar like in MY neighborhood growing up, WE have no USE for those for that for those kinds of, uh, those those class distractions distinctions like the republicans do. No. NO sir. I, what? What is it? What? Oh. Yeah, yes I see. Ok. Good ok. Yeah. Let's do it. Photo shoot folks, gotta do it for the press, ok? Be right back inna few. Yeah. I'll stand here and you get her in front of me. Yeah, like that. That's right...ooohhh... Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (QMhQx) 278
Merkel tried something like this in a speech she gave in Germany after all the rapes and crime and diseases the migrants brought. She told the citizens they should be proud/feel good about the sacrifices they were making.
How about sacrificing her to a firing squad? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (SiINZ) 279
"No baby, you don't understand, I'm raping you for your own good"
Posted by: M to the D at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (cOANc) 280
Is Dowd talking about utilitarianism/consequentialism? Or treating everyone equally under law? I can support the latter. The former is just a bullshit excuse for government to meddle in places where it has no business being.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (/qEW2) 281
This seems to be why the Left is always able to circle the wagons regardless of the egregiousness of the act. It's party first...then morals, dignity, honor, etc. somewhere way down below on the priority list.. Your post yesterday on that fat ass actress is just another example. "Wrong target" she said, which circumvents the substance of the act.
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (bzkhj) 282
All of those Catholic priests worked for the common good.
Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (q177U) 283
This must be why it's OK for Al Gore to have a $14,000 electric bill and a private jet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (3myMJ) 284
Dressing up like a clown and entertaining children at the hospital was for the common good so, according to Dowd, he should have gotten off.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:11 PM (OD2ni) I'd like to point out that the sadist, rapist and torturer Lavrentiy Beria was on the verge of liberalizing the post Stalin soviet economy when a Kruschev and a few Red Army Generals who had had a taste of his common fucking good grabbed him and shot him without trial. Nobody complained about that, and nobody should have. And he fucking begged for his life at the end. fucking common good. If you believe this shit you're a moron and an asswipe. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (CPk08) 285
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Their values are entirely conditional, and all that matters is achieving the end--aka, POWER. 'Who cares if women get raped, if we get the power? We only should care if women get raped by people who DON'T give us the power.' The only real value they hold, the only non-negotiable, is POWER. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 01:49 PM (oVJmc) ----- That sounds like something straight out of OWS. The organizers told women who were sexually assaulted or raped in their freedom $hithole not to go to the police because the Cause was greater. Posted by: Penfold at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (Fbt5B) 286
Merkel tried something like this in a speech she gave in Germany after all the rapes and crime and diseases the migrants brought. She told the citizens they should be proud/feel good about the sacrifices they were making.
The RNC is so envious. Posted by: Captain Hate at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (y7DUB) 287
Ah used to say, "Monica, you know what time it is? It's time to contribute to the common good with your purty mouth!" Worked lahk a charm!
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (r+sAi) 289
Protect your fucking toes!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (f/e+k) Why, is Rob Ryan around? Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (mf5HN) 290
People have different opinions of what "for the common good" means. I don't think it means "advocate for the forced transfer of wealth from one group to another at the barrel of the government's gun."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (BoMuO) 291
What sort of retards were advising the Kerry campaign in 2004? How the hell did Bush win?
Posted by: RioBravo at November 22, 2017 02:14 PM (5NMZN) ------------------------------------- The Swift Boat Veterans had something to do with that Bush II win I'm guessing - even if he never acknowledged them or thanked them for their service. Posted by: Boots at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (EBwPV) 292
It takes Matthew Dowd an hour to cook Minute Rice.
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (wpfuO) 293
I'm all about coming on her good. Usually in the face.
Posted by: Slick at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (PvCxa) 294
Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (UdKB7) 295
Meremortal, my vestigial optimism, which must be assessed via electron microscope, yet holds out hope that the "abuse list" from Congress will indeed be outed. As I noted earlier, this could be - could be - part of a whirlwind unseen in American politics not seen in our lifetimes, to include Vietnam or Watergate.
And what about the NFL continuing to show their lack of concern about this year's meltdown by (apparently) discussing, essentially, cancelling the national anthem at games starting next year, by keeping the squads in the locker rooms? I still think the NFL needs a spectacular, and particularly odious, case of criminal behavior - best would be sexual assault, natch - this season. Or maybe an accessory to homicide case. Not enough anchors around the neck of that s**t-show. Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (QDnY+) 296
Wouldn't one think that the body count generated along the way would count for determining that which is 'good' at some point? Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 22, 2017 02:06 PM (af5xa) The commie cocksuckers WANT a body count, so yes, that counts as a greater good. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (veoSD) 297
...there is a difference between those who are flawed who work for the common good and those who are flawed who could care less about the common good.
Sooooo.... Elect Roy Moore. Throw out Al Franken. Did I get that right? (said Milady Webworker) Posted by: mindful webworker - thanks a LOT! at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (ftdxp) 298
First they tried argument, and they failed because it was uncovered as sophism.
Then they went stealth and hide their endgame. After that They took over governments and the courts. They obfuscated the law and undermined the constitution. They saw it was working and felt they had enough momentum to keep it going. Obama, Hillary and Bernie opened the kimono. They went full socialist and communist. It failed miserably. Now they want to put the genie back in the bottle. But that won't work. So they're not even hiding their contempt for the average person. They keep trying to divide us. But it won't work because people like Dowd are going to be crushed. I am so sick of these people who have destroyed our society and want to replace it with their oligarchy. Posted by: Marcus T, Whitey at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (2P0Ao) 299
Oh here's another Deep Thought with Matthew Dowd, his current one:
"ABC Analyst: Republicans 'Empowered' Bill Clinton Sexual Misconduct by Getting Clarence Thomas on Supreme Court" Glittering dumbfuck doesn't seem to consider that Bill has done this shit his entire fucking life, since well before Anita Hill was ever heard of. It was the Dems that wrote news laws making 'sexual harassment' a thing to try to bring down Thomas. They never considered the net they cast applied to them, because, like Matthew, they give liibs a pass for 'common good.' Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (oVJmc) 300
Protect your fucking toes!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:15 PM (f/e+k) Why, is Rob Ryan around? Posted by: alexthechick Hillary fell up stairs and broke a toe. It's a thing. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (f/e+k) 301
"fucking common good. If you believe this shit you're a moron and an asswipe.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In" I agree with you that Matthew Dowd is a moron and an asswipe. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (OD2ni) 302
If I wanted the government to bulldoze Matthew Dowd's beach house to provide public beach access for the underserved beachgoer community, would that be for the public good, and would it be enough to excuse child molestation? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (BoMuO) 303
"could care less about the
common good." Umm, I think he meant "could not care less about the common good..." Sheesh. For a writer, he's fairly illiterate. Posted by: LASue at November 22, 2017 02:20 PM (hZ+us) 304
I told Matthew Dowd it was chilly outside, and bitch got a bowl.
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (wpfuO) 305
Isn't this turkey (Dowd) the current boyfriend of Maria Shriver?
I bet his cheating will be (is) OK because it's for her own good, he doesn't want to pester her all the time. (This is the excuse an old aunt used when it was pointed out to her that her husband was regularly stepping out on her.) Posted by: Decaf at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (te/Nx) 306
Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Posted by: freaked Srsly? Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (f/e+k) 307
294 Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (UdKB7) Bannon is going to have to rent a warehouse for the replacement candidate interviews at this rate. Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (r9UYA) 308
I think this Dowd dude has mind raped me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (nBr1j) 309
There's a big difference between the "common good" and a free society.
BTW anyone who says "could care less" is a dumbfuck. Posted by: son of sonobi at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (r28Ge) 310
Matthew Dowd once tripped over a cordless phone.
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (wpfuO) 311
>>>7 It's raining masks, hallelujah!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 22, 2017 01:45 PM (QQ+il) Heh. Is that original with you, Grump? Good one. Posted by: m at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (V+b9T) Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (UdKB7) 313
I wish to point out that while my good might be a good, there's certainly nothing common about it.
*put nose in air* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (mf5HN) 314
I think beating Dowd over the head with a blunt excrement would serve the common good.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (oVJmc) 316
BTW anyone who says "could care less" is a dumbfuck.
Posted by: son of sonobi at November 22, 2017 02:21 PM (r28Ge) --------------------------------- I could care less but I don't. Posted by: RioBravo at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (5NMZN) 317
"What sort of retards were advising the Kerry campaign in 2004? How the hell did Bush win?
Posted by: RioBravo a" Kerry had the human kiss of death Bob Shrum running his campaign. That alone disqualified him. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (OD2ni) 318
So, let's say I agree with this take (I don't, but work with me).
Is he saying he wants them to run things? I don't. I don't think sex abusers are the best we can do, and neither should he. So, what practical difference does it make? Posted by: Steve at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (cOANc) 319
294: Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (UdKB7) No way! He's like 80!! Very progressive of him to learn the inter webs at his age. But maybe he needed a few more lessons. Posted by: LASue at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (hZ+us) 320
If the common good you've done outweighs the individual harm you have done, then in the scales of justice, you will be found innocent.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 02:23 PM (/qEW2) 321
On the form at the doctor's office where it says "Emergency Contact", Matthew Dowd wrote "911".
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:23 PM (wpfuO) 322
Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Well, obviously, he does not contribute to the common good! Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 22, 2017 02:24 PM (O5Q3r) 323
Srsly?
Yup. On DR now. Posted by: freaked See folks! THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT TEXAS! You send a dick pic, and we put you on death row!! Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:24 PM (f/e+k) 324
294: Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (UdKB7) No way! He's like 80!! Very progressive of him to learn the inter webs at his age. But maybe he needed a few more lessons. Maybe he had a spot he wanted someone to check out. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (BoMuO) Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (UdKB7) 326
No way! He's like 80!!
Very progressive of him to learn the inter webs at his age. But maybe he needed a few more lessons. Posted by: LASue at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (hZ+us) He said he was in relationships with mature women..and dick pics is what gets them turned on? foreplay? wtf, seriously...is all this normal? I feel like a boring ol prude. Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (a0IVu) 327
When a white knight rapes you, you should count your blessings.
Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (hUqh+) 328
Someone ask Matthew Dowd if priests that abuse altar boys should get a pass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (oVJmc) 329
On the form at the doctor's office where it says "Emergency Contact", Matthew Dowd wrote "911". Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:23 PM (wpfuO) And where it says "Sex", he wrote "Yes, please". Although, to be fair, I tend to write the same thing. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (veoSD) 330
314 I think beating Dowd over the head with a blunt excrement would serve the common good.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (nBr1j) Wait....wut? Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (7UW64) 331
I'm sure Adolph Hitler believed he was working for the "common good".
Posted by: walleye killer at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (DtLqS) 332
I suppose Mr. Dowd will be the one to decide who, exactly, is working for the common good?
Posted by: LASue at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (hZ+us) 333
Always think of beef for mesquite - but what does the Horde think about mesquite for turkey roasted on the grill (indirect heat of course)?
It's not for everyone but it's divine. wrap the turkey in bacon, the flavors really complement each other. Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (q177U) Posted by: Felonia von Pantsuit at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (ul9CR) 335
Did you pay for the kind that takes you the whole way through the operation?, or did you cheap out and wake up just when they were removing your femur?
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:12 PM (lwiT4) You're awfully sassy today, aren't you? I prolly shoulda gone the cheap route: a shot of whiskey and then bite down on this leather belt. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (N0y/l) 336
Common good = collectivist tripe.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (BoMuO) 337
330 314 I think beating Dowd over the head with a blunt excrement would serve the common good.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (nBr1j) Wait....wut? Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (7UW64) Well he is a shit head, isn't he? Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (nBr1j) 338
Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics.
Go sit next to Anthony Weiner on the Group W bench. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (oVJmc) 339
330 314 I think beating Dowd over the head with a blunt excrement would serve the common good.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:22 PM (nBr1j) Wait....wut? Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (7UW64) He means a frozen turd, I think. Gets cold up north. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (CPk08) 340
He said he was in relationships with mature women..and dick pics is what gets them turned on? foreplay? wtf, seriously...is all this normal? I feel like a boring ol prude.
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (a0IVu) I think we covered the issue of old balls and shriveled peckers yesterday. And possibly the day before. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (7UW64) 341
It's funny, innit? A decade ago, I was a normal (okay, shut up) free market conservative who voted republican and made all the right noises and all that.
Then, after watching TFG and his crew do their thing, and then FVP's campaign, I realised - these people are evil and want me dead. I went full Pinochet. Just like that. These people are creating an army of decent but furious Americans. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (fA1SL) 342
"Common Good"
Millions of unmarked graves are filled with people who happen to be in "Common Good"s way. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (dP913) 343
Always think of beef for mesquite - but what does the Horde think about mesquite for turkey roasted on the grill (indirect heat of course)?
It's not for everyone but it's divine. wrap the turkey in bacon, the flavors really complement each other. Posted by: Max Power Pecan for turkey. Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (f/e+k) 344
Remember ladies, rape is GOOD when a "feminist" does it to you Silly peasants, rules are for YOU, not for democong Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (swEzU) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (ul9CR) 346
If the common good you've done outweighs the
individual harm you have done, then in the scales of justice, you will be found innocent. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 02:23 PM (/qEW2) ============================= Yep. A lot of people think that's how it works. Some religions too. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (lwiT4) 347
See? We all do it.
Posted by: John Conyers at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (r9UYA) 348
Actually blunt excrement was a line from some Sherlock Holmes movie I watched years ago. I don't remember the title but the idea was that Watson was really the smart one.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 02:28 PM (nBr1j) 349
Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Go sit next to Anthony Weiner on the Group W bench. W for "weirdo" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 02:28 PM (IqV8l) 350
It's funny, innit? A decade ago, I was a normal (okay, shut up) free market conservative who voted republican and made all the right noises and all that.
Then, after watching TFG and his crew do their thing, and then FVP's campaign, I realised - these people are evil and want me dead. I went full Pinochet. Just like that. These people are creating an army of decent but furious Americans. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (fA1SL) Yep. Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:28 PM (g4lFK) 351
The Swift Boat Veterans had something to do with that Bush II win I'm guessing - even if he never acknowledged them or thanked them for their service.
Posted by: Boots at November 22, 2017 02:18 PM (EBwPV) The Swift Boat Veteran's are exhibit A of why we have Trump. Crazy Larry O'Donnell went batshit insane on one of them, calling him a liar based on absolutely nothing, and the MFM would call their claims "debunked" but never explained how; and the RNC acted embarrassed by them when they're trying to drag an inarticulate stumblebum being advised by a clueless simpleton over the finish line. Posted by: Captain Hate at November 22, 2017 02:28 PM (y7DUB) 352
It's as if he isn't open minded enough to consider that there are not only a lot of ways to make progress toward the common good, but there are a lot of ways to prioritize and define the common good.
You know what? I'm not sure that "the common good" has been defined and agreed upon lately. I think having a secure border would be for the common good. This guy is evil if he disagrees. Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 22, 2017 02:28 PM (roZeO) 353
So this attitude of 'good works' absolving one of unacceptable behavior pretty much clears George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and the rest of those old dead white guys of the sin of slavery...right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 22, 2017 02:28 PM (EyPfd) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (BoMuO) 355
Dowd provides a nice distillation of the inner dialogue of leftists.
Outwardly I identify with the goals of the "in"group, which gives me license to secretly carry out my illicit desires to content my id. Even if those desires are objectively anti the beliefs of the "in" group which provides me my license. Posted by: simplemind at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (VVTCR) 356
I would like to see Dowd try to debate why he thinks his version of "common good" should take precedence over someone else's. When it becomes obvious that they are at an impasse, he'd have to concede, "Ok, I guess we'll just have to apply the law equally", right? Yeah, right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: simplemind at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (2xFe7) 358
To be fair, sending dick pics is so 2009.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (g4lFK) Posted by: MSM Media Professor, Brooklyn College at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (T/KY7) 360
a shot of whiskey and then bite down on this leather belt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (N0y/l) ==================================== ..... and that, children, is the story of the very first Thanksgiving. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (lwiT4) 361
Then, after watching TFG and his crew do their thing, and then FVP's campaign, I realised - these people are evil and want me dead. I went full Pinochet. Just like that. These people are creating an army of decent but furious Americans.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (fA1SL) The coming anarchy of the middle class. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN) 362
Dollars to donuts Bannon's behind all this sex mic drop.
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2017 02:30 PM (88+VL) 363
'Common Good' is the reasoning behind a lot of mass graves.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2017 02:30 PM (oVJmc) 364
When will people learn everything you do on the internet is forever? Which reminds me - F U Matty Dowd and your commie friends. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 02:30 PM (r+sAi) 365
Always think of beef for mesquite - but what does the Horde think about mesquite for turkey roasted on the grill (indirect heat of course)?
It's not for everyone but it's divine. wrap the turkey in bacon, the flavors really complement each other. Posted by: Max Power Pecan for turkey. ========= Agree. Mesquite is for swordfish steaks. Posted by: simplemind at November 22, 2017 02:30 PM (N84ZB) 366
283 This must be why it's OK for Al Gore to have a $14,000 electric bill and a private jet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (3myMJ) It cost Al $14,000 to get his chakra energized? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 02:31 PM (N0y/l) 367
Darth Vadar and the Death Star were working for the common good.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 02:31 PM (g4lFK) 368
To be fair, sending dick pics is so 2009.
TO be honest, looking at the pictures, I think they were sent from a non-smartphone ca 2009. Maybe a Jitterbug. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:31 PM (BoMuO) Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 22, 2017 02:31 PM (2X7pN) 370
361. It'll be ugly. Very ugly. But I think we'll find a way to live with ourselves afterward. A sort of '...and let us never speak of this again' type of thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 02:31 PM (fA1SL) 371
a shot of whiskey and then bite down on this leather belt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at November 22, 2017 02:26 PM (N0y/l) In some places that's foreplay. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 02:32 PM (NWiLs) 372
Alrighty then. I've seen the dick pic. Apparently not *everything* is bigger in Texas. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 02:32 PM (ajiE5) 373
We all fallen into the trap of rationalizing shit. I think conservatives are those who have learned to at least catch themselves at it some of the time.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 02:32 PM (/qEW2) 374
Denial of objective reality is the sign of mental conditioning by Commies.
Note how he plays solitaire before writing each tweet. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 22, 2017 02:32 PM (e1mEI) 375
283 This must be why it's OK for Al Gore to have a $14,000 electric bill and a private jet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (3myMJ) He buys carbon credits. He pays for little people to do without because he is big and important and needs a mansion that burns 10 megawatts per month. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:33 PM (BoMuO) 376
375 283 This must be why it's OK for Al Gore to have a $14,000 electric bill and a private jet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 02:17 PM (3myMJ) He buys carbon credits. He pays for little people to do without because he is big and important and needs a mansion that burns 10 megawatts per month. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:33 PM (BoMuO) That guy's a fucking disgrace! Posted by: John Tetzel at November 22, 2017 02:34 PM (NWiLs) 377
>Bette Midler slut shames Franken accuser
well duh, going to sleep while wearing a flak jacket is just BEGGING for it Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 22, 2017 02:34 PM (swEzU) 378
Tomorrow I shall thank the Indians for pie and rape of their land with vast agricultural farms and ranches. But mostly pie. Multiple times. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 02:34 PM (r+sAi) 379
"328 Someone ask Matthew Dowd if priests that abuse altar boys should get a pass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles" Seeing that the Catholic Church is opposed to Dowd's beloved Planned Parenthood, I'm sure he would like to see as much pain inflicted on them as possible. Also, most of the abusive priests were queers using the priesthood as a cover so... Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:34 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Dr. Morbius at November 22, 2017 02:34 PM (IqV8l) 381
Probably 2,000 serial killers loose in the US.
It is fine. They are working for the common good. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:34 PM (BoMuO) 382
..... and that, children, is the story of the very first Thanksgiving.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 02:29 PM (lwiT4) LOL! Too funny! Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2017 02:35 PM (q177U) 383
Nood
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 02:36 PM (BoMuO) Posted by: Brak at November 22, 2017 02:36 PM (WjCgM) 385
a shot of whiskey and then bite down on this leather belt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, If you're shot, sing out and slap iron! Posted by: Josey Wales Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 02:36 PM (f/e+k) Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2017 02:36 PM (OD2ni) 387
I hate it when they think 1984 was a "How To" manual.
Posted by: Zombie George Orwell at November 22, 2017 02:36 PM (7RqXg) 388
NOOOD
Posted by: simplemind at November 22, 2017 02:37 PM (tmotm) 389
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Alrighty then. I've seen the dick pic. Apparently not *everything* is bigger in Texas. All pic no cattle Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 22, 2017 02:37 PM (ul9CR) Posted by: pep at November 22, 2017 02:37 PM (LAe3v) 391
362 Dollars to donuts Bannon's behind all this sex mic drop.
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2017 02:30 PM (88+VL) Yep. PDT must be laughing his ass off. Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 02:38 PM (r9UYA) 392
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Blunt excrement Super Colon Blow cereal for breakfast Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 22, 2017 02:27 PM (ul9CR) Oh, you mean Raisin Bran. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2017 02:38 PM (jxbfJ) 393
so on one hand, celebrities have women react to them so positively that they can grab them by the poosey. And similarly, some progressives are doing such positive work that they too are allowed to actually grab women by the poosey.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 22, 2017 02:39 PM (RDd1I) 394
So this attitude of 'good works' absolving one of unacceptable behavior pretty much clears George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and the rest of those old dead white guys of the sin of slavery...right?
---------------------------------- The Buying of Indulgences, if I'm not mistaken. There have been rumors going around for decades that Chicago's old Mafia spent some of their ill-gotten gains on beautiful stained glass and statues for their favorite churches. But look how those churches benefited from all that murder, porn distribution, drug selling, selling of "protection" to neighborhood merchants, etc. Posted by: Boots at November 22, 2017 02:40 PM (EBwPV) 395
Not to mention, the term is "couldn't care less" #illiterateintelligensia
Posted by: GatorGirl at November 22, 2017 02:40 PM (0n7DV) 396
The rumor is that he was shtupping Shriver while he was managing Arnie's campaign.
They went public in 2013, but like politics and Hollywood, it was an open secret the whole time. Posted by: bif at November 22, 2017 02:43 PM (62ucY) 397
wow, 400 comments and my basic ass is the first to mention grab them by the pussy?
celebrities meet women who will let men grab them by the pussy, generating a sense of entitlement that maybe most women will react positively to any advance. (as teh Streetz wrote in a song, being famous means you can score non famous chicks, but you're still helpless score famous birds (who are presumably immune to the stuff)). progs seem to get entitlement not based on any actual receptivity by the ladies. Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 22, 2017 02:43 PM (RDd1I) 398
the greater good "right to rape" clause is rather common for power figures, but most don't believe it is a real excuse. They have power and ability and are bad people, so they use the power for their lusts and greed.
The "flaws and greater good" argument only comes out when they are facing punishment. They'll dab their eye with pepper to produce tears if that helps their cause. None of them belong in leadership, if they can't control their animal instincts. Alpha males that go all rapey must be controlled (imprisoned if need be) by alpha males that are leaders (who respect those they "lead"). Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2017 02:45 PM (/aIFg) 399
Mask drops. Actually, he ripped it off, held it high in the air and then threw it a retirement party.
Posted by: Christian Toto at November 22, 2017 02:47 PM (GppXG) 400
Rejoinder to Matthew Dowd: bull fookin' shit Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 22, 2017 02:48 PM (nAzq8) 401
Rep. Joe Barton R-TX got caught sending dicpics. Another one bites the dust.
Posted by: freaked at November 22, 2017 02:19 PM (UdKB7) WTF? I never understood this....tactic. Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 02:50 PM (Enq6K) 402
>>>102 This wins the Internetz today:
http://tinyurl.com/y7lkfz4z LMAO Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 01:55 PM (GsAUU) Yep. Yep, it do. Posted by: m at November 22, 2017 02:50 PM (V+b9T) 403
They'll dab their eye with pepper to produce tears if that helps their cause.
----------- I'm pretty sure the pepper in their eye is from their victims Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2017 02:51 PM (wpfuO) 404
Wait....wut?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 02:25 PM (7UW64) If anyplace has blunt excrement, it would be AK, right? Posted by: F.N.G. at November 22, 2017 02:51 PM (kiSdp) 405
362 Dollars to donuts Bannon's behind all this sex mic drop.
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2017 02:30 PM (88+VL) I'm not taking that bet. This is in response to Sen Moore. Posted by: F.N.G. at November 22, 2017 02:54 PM (kiSdp) 406
405: I like the sound of Senator Moore! Anyway Happy Thanksgiving to all horde and lurkers. I'm off to make pies, cranberries etc...for a great lib free holiday experience. None were invited. One little group tried self inviting and were rebuffed.sorry, can't trust you to be apolitical. Eat a bag of dicks, instead, libs
Posted by: cn at November 22, 2017 03:06 PM (5gaNQ) 407
Suck a huge difference, okay! Just suck!
Posted by: goon at November 22, 2017 03:20 PM (EaQ6/) 408
At least he's honest. An honest to goodness supporter of rape, molestation, sexual harassment and exception to all rules of law, as long is it's his party.
Posted by: Joseph dagostino at November 22, 2017 03:26 PM (eq2/x) 409
I wonder if Matthew Dowd is aware how close his view is to Hitler's in Mein Kampf? He dwelled on what he called the communal good over individuals. He used it, ironically, to shut down the press and did so in the name of the "common good."
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2017 03:48 PM (bzkhj) 410
Benevolent dictators get all the breaks.
Posted by: Brock O'bama at November 22, 2017 04:21 PM (DV8JX) 411
Not even trying to hide it. Oh it's ok guys he's a liberal. Give me a break.
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at November 22, 2017 05:12 PM (jxw6R) 412
I'm pretty sure that flag in his icon is upside down.
Posted by: MW at November 22, 2017 06:39 PM (wNx6K) 413
Quick Translation:
"We, The-Glorious-Elites, are always right. You Dirt-People are always wrong." See also NYT's Stanley Fish from 03/2012, "Two cheers for double standards". Essentially, "We are the Borg, and are beyond your petty judgments, peon. You who are Un-Assimilated have no standing and no worth." They've elected themselves the Morlocks, and we're supposed to be their willing, sheep-like Eloi. Posted by: Nobody Special at November 24, 2017 11:46 AM (7zjyA) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0498 seconds. |
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