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Another Accuser of John Conyers Comes to Light
The former staffer later withdrew the complaint, stating that she had "affection" for the "civil rights icon."
Still, she didn't seem to much enjoy working under him.Another former staff member to Michigan Rep. John Conyers alleged that she endured persistent sexual harassment by the congressman, according to court documents. A former scheduler in the Conyers' office attempted to file a sealed lawsuit against him this February in the US District Court for the District of Columbia that alleges she suffered unwanted touching by the Democrat “repeatedly and daily.” She abandoned the lawsuit the next month, after the court denied her motion to seal the complaint. The woman was not involved in the 2015 sexual harassment and wrongful dismissal complaint that Conyers settled in 2015, which was revealed Monday by BuzzFeed News, and is now under investigation by the House Ethics Committee. The lawsuit centered on behavior that took place later, from 2015 to 2016, but involves similar allegations. The woman said that shortly after she started to work for Conyers he began to make sexual advances in the form of inappropriate comments and touching.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (XLk6I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (U6f54)
It's a stronger than adamantium.
Posted by: Wolverine at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (SzZnW)
Last I heard, Paul Ryan saying Roy Moore should step down over mere allegations.
He also hasn't said dick about Franken.
He's also presided over a house that has settled hundreds of sexual harrasment lawsuits with OUR FUCKING MONEY.
Paul Ryan needs to fucking go.
What the fuck is the useless fucks of the HFC doing?
This is bullshit, this party sucks ass.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (oVJmc)
"Conyers said it never happened, and he settled to simply end the problem."
Or something of that sort.
/they must not anger their Democrat masters.
Posted by: vyx at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (aT+Bx)
It is even stronger than the YooHoo in my hammer!
//Thor Odinson
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mr. outdoor plumning at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (zCyNd)
What do we call Morons who spy a nood, proceed to nood, 'ment in the nood, and then go back downstairs to give a nood notification?
What's the name we give these people?
(You know who you are!)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K)
What's the name we give these people?
Good Samaritans?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (60v4h)
Show us on the Affirmitive Action doll where the unctuous Congresscritter touched you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (8LLk2)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Former scheduler at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Rappers at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM
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That's way too hard.
Simply say "Come up to my room for an emergency meeting" and forget to wear clothes.
Works every time.
/sexual emergencies are real emergencies. Just ask Germany-- their muslims have them all the time!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (aT+Bx)
I assure you I haf nevah fondled a woman in my time on da hill....
//Bawney Fwank
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (fA1SL)
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Can we just get a list of all the congressmen who *haven't* been sexually harassing people? Pretty please?
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K)
I have never, ever, sexually harassed a woman.
Posted by: Sen. Lindsay Graham at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (r9UYA)
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That's apparently a question best left between each man and his ficus.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (T0U4K)
Congress paying SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY for sexual imbroglio coverups.
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Posted by: cut at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: and paste at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (7+qdf)
I used to work for a guy that would end up bedding every decent looking woman employee he wanted to but he never did the inappropriate touching or trapping them against their will thing. He would just wait until the right time when no one else was around and then lie like hell. Things like his wife had cut him off, didn't love him anymore and he just needed some affection and I think you're beautiful etc.
Now of course I wasn't ever in the room but I heard about his methods later on.
It worked on 90% of them and 50% of those were married.
Conyers could have just said his wife was in jail.
Posted by: kahall at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (b4kc7)
"I'll walk into the office naked; my secretary will make that 'Home Alone' face and say, 'Oh, my goodness!' Then she peels off her clothes and we do it in 100 different positions!"
"...And it'll be, like, an hour before I ejaculate!"
Mr. Expectations, meet Mr. Reality. (Reality callously slaps Expectations across the face.)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (NMr2n)
I cannot imagine the worldview that says that the rules of decency concerning human to human behavior do not apply if you are a leftist social justice warrior, or at least if you see yourself as one. And yet, that is what has been spouted by the media lately, and really how these clowns have operated for years. It isn't as if the idea of sexual harassment just cropped up last year. We've been inundated with it for decades.
I'm rather hoping that, in the Trump Presidential years, this is one anvil upon which skulls are smashed without mercy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (7UW64)
They're the type to find a bag of $$, take some, and then Hey, Lookie What I Found!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: me at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (oZM/7)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S)
I suppose putting hands on a girls breasts and going " honk honk" is still not okay... that's what they told me in 6th grade, anyway....
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: William J. Lepetomane at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Posted by: cut at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (7+qdf)
That would be a strict reading of the "good and plenty" clause.
Posted by: Rep. E. Cummings at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (zCyNd)
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He apparently has no idea what "the problem" is.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K)
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that'd be....o wait, you said people, not women
Posted by: Linday Graham at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: 2017 HOLD MY BEER at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (2X7pN)
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Check again, Ms. Lindsay, I said "people". So Juan Pablo over there better have his birth certificate and be totally on board...
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (T0U4K)
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Interstate commerce, or some such shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (7UW64)
"I'll walk into the office naked; my secretary will make that 'Home Alone' face and say, 'Oh, my goodness!' Then she peels off her clothes and we do it in 100 different positions!"
"...And it'll be, like, an hour before I ejaculate!"
Mr. Expectations, meet Mr. Reality. (Reality callously slaps Expectations across the face.)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (NMr2n)
So do the modern woman highschool and middle school teacher.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (g4lFK)
"I'll walk into the office naked; my secretary will make that 'Home Alone' face and say, 'Oh, my goodness!' Then she peels off her clothes and we do it in 100 different positions!"
"...And it'll be, like, an hour before I ejaculate!"
Mr. Expectations, meet Mr. Reality. (Reality callously slaps Expectations across the face.)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (NMr2n)
Nah, if they believed porn, they'd become cable guys or plumbers
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: House Freedom Caucus at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (gC2IV)
Burn it down, scatter stones,etc......
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Monk
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Oh... well... in that particular instance, it actually is true.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (NMr2n)
So... will the list of the congressmen who are harassers be:
1. Several people who committed multiple settlements over a long period of time?
2. Multiple people who have had only one settlement?
3. Will there be any women on the list?
4. What percentage of the list will be Republicans?
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Good & Plenty Clause.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (SjImc)
Dear Roll Call,
As a longstanding Congresscritter, I never would have believed this happened to me ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (8LLk2)
Posted by: Rose DeLauro at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: josephistan
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Or the copy machine repair guy.
"That's bad for the paper tray."
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (NMr2n)
+++++++++++++
The Bill OReilly defense!
Posted by: 2017 HOLD MY BEER at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (2X7pN)
Congress paying SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY for sexual imbroglio coverups.
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Yep. Why does the government pay for their personal transgressions? WTF?
This crap probably happened so often there was a self help kiosk in the coat room dispensing $$.
Typing on key board- two gropes, a tongue in my mouth and one up skirt photo with a cell phone.
Robot voice-- That calculates to $45,725. Please remember to take your voucher to the capitol bank for deposit.
Ding!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (0UAEK)
Moore. I nailed it. Said before the show ran (ABC News with David Muir) that it would be Trump and Moore, no matter what is happening elsewhere.
And they ran her screaming question again, so the dummies watching who might have missed it the first time, can hear it again.
Is a child molester better than a Democrat?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW)
Posted by: cut at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (7+qdf)
That would be a strict reading of the "good and plenty" clause.
Posted by: Rep. E. Cummings at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (zCyNd)
And the right to assemble and bare dicks.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (ANIFC)
Crap, did I write "unctuous"? I meant to write "oleagenous"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (8LLk2)
It worked on 90% of them and 50% of those were married.
Conyers could have just said his wife was in jail.
Posted by: kahall at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (b4kc7)
I guess it helps that he only hired round-heeled mattress-backs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
I'm calling BS on the numbers. He may have been successful with some, but not that many. Guys lie about their conquest numbers, especially to other guys.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (dHUZO)
Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to spell "comeuppance".
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (pzA2L)
They were deficit neutral, they were taxed as income, and what was spent was taxed as business income, or taxed as employee salary, or taxed when the employees spent it....all money enters the tax coffers eventually.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: 2017 HOLD MY BEER at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: 2018 TAKE THE WHEEL at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (g4lFK)
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automation taking our jobs again, dammit
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (T0U4K)
*runs away sobbing uncontrollably*
Posted by: Rose DeLauro at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (89T5c)
Last time a miracle of that magnitude happened some dead dude moved a big rock and vanished.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (SjImc)
Restated from previous thread.... Washington is the Place where Conservatism Dies... if we can't get rid of Washington, then limit the exposure...
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM
Chocolate-covered strawberries, whipped cream, mimosas, and ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (yjmRY)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54)
Trick question. They're one and the same.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)
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When in doubt, just mumble, "Interstate commerce."
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (NMr2n)
Allred is such a loser. As are her clients.
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
Oh Oh, I see another Stand Down and a power point in my future
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM
Chocolate-covered strawberries, whipped cream, mimosas, and ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (yjmRY)
Mishmosas
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6)
Posted by: Bill Krystol at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)
Allred is such a loser. As are her clients.
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (hZ+us)
And yet every reporter on all the talk shows still say the original accusation is credible...
Why? because the people who live in their echo chamber said so...
/spit
Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kraken
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Washington, D.C. has done to conservatism what the internet has done to the apostrophe.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (yTnCT)
I will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6)
Interesting what that would reveal..
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (yTnCT)
It's all that dang Elvis Presley's fault!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Y'see, darlin', you are a "staff member". As such, you are to service my staff ... or my member ... by whichever name you choose to call it is A-OK by me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (8LLk2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (BoMuO)
I will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6)
Interesting what that would reveal..
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm)
Balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54)
MSM making the public actually have to ponder that question. Is a child molester better than a democrat? It's a question of the lesser evil.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
I guess they fell for the old "me fuck you long time" thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6)
Get that Hank dude that tipped Guam over. He's crazy enough.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (uU9xW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (BoMuO)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54)
You rang?
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (hZ+us)
What's the name we give these people?
(You know who you are!)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (IbrTD)
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To be notified of a nood is an act courtesy for which you should be grateful. It's not an entitlement.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kraken
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All incoming Congress critters attend an 'orientation' at The Kennedy School, Harvard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (uU9xW)
Time for a few Freedom of Information requests.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (zSVEm)
wonder why they would tell you this...out of the blue like that...
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Bill Krystol at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)
Inner mish = prolapsed anus
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54)
Considering the whole Jeff Epstein/Lolita Express thing, do they really want to ask that question?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
mkay, what is "appropriate touching" then ?
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S)
Grabbing them by the boobies when they are about to trip and fall headfirst into the giant paper shredder that sits in every gummint office?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (yTnCT)
Between the Russia thing and the sexual harassment thing the friendly fire has been frigging spectacular.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (BoMuO)
To be notified of a nood is an act courtesy for which you should be grateful. It's not an entitlement.
You're the type to drink all the milk and put the carton back in the fridge.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (myWJh)
We need to tar and feather these assholes who are prostituting their staff on the public dime.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
I guess they fell for the old "me fuck you long time" thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Traps. Bank on it.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Were they even born when that movie came out?
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6)
Interesting what that would reveal..
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm)
Balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Ok, I laughed big. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Oh I don't know about that.
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (SjImc)
When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
Iirc, they are both sent to some Turkey farm where they live out their days.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (dHUZO)
I read somewhere a while back, probably in the WSJ before Rupert ruined it, that domestic turkeys aren't very well equipped for long lives. First of all, they've been bred to maximize breast meat which means their skeletons start exhibiting major strain supporting those oversized knockers after a point. Ditto for the huge drumsticks. So they're in constant pain after a point. Sad but true; it's surely more humane to end them early.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (uU9xW)
Isn't it ... enlightening... that Congress made itself exempt from the Freedom of Information act?
Its like insider trading...
Its almost like, they have a different set of Laws... you know.. High and Low Justice like Aristocracies had...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
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How serious a sin is sexual harassment? If there were a statue of this "civil rights icon", would that justify it being torn down? When do we get sexual harassment = Hitler?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (oPNmq)
officer ! i tried to save her !
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Were they even born when that movie came out?
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (pzA2L)
Probably not, but their grandfathers were. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (aMlLZ)
The Good n Plenty clause.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (60v4h)
Ejaculations and pornumbras.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
" honk honk" is still not okay... that's what they told me in 6th
grade, anyway....
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (zSVEm)
That's childish. You are supposed to make a heterodyne whistle, and call out, "Come in Rangoon, come in Tokyo".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (oPNmq)
That's right. None of that queer-ass homodyne whistling.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (EzdLW)
Exxidor, NO!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM
Chocolate-covered strawberries, whipped cream, mimosas, and ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (yjmRY)
Mishmosas
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
You had better be talking about yourself! I don't bat for that team.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (dHUZO)
So you prefer to catch fly balls. Good to know.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
They are also very stupid and tasty.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (UdKB7)
taxpayer should be publicly named and shamed and then a great hue and
cry across the land should arise for the arrogant bastards to repay,
with interest, the taxpayer funds!
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There's one problem with the shame concept.
They don't have any.
Outside of the rube voters, I don't think that most democrats -- meaning those in power and many leftists democrat voters-- have a problem with this kind of thing.
Earlier today, Maxine Waters has said this is not a problem since Conyers is a civil rights icon.
They get a pass.
Just like Clinton.
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (aT+Bx)
Isn't it ... enlightening... that Congress made itself exempt from the Freedom of Information act?
Its like insider trading...
Its almost like, they have a different set of Laws... you know.. High and Low Justice like Aristocracies had...
Posted by: Don Q.
And this is why they must be outed, ousted, charged and made to pay, through the court of law or any law we can bring our "servants" to heel.
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (uU9xW)
Or a needed eye prescription. She's nowhere as fecund looking as she used to be.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (60v4h)
I'd like to relieve some of this Penny Nance's concern...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (IbrTD)
He constantly groped my little mouse butt.
Posted by: Zombie Minnie Mouse at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: mueller
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The gheydar meter pegged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (5OO3x)
So tomorrow we will be hearing all the other congressman calling for him to step down, Right?
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Nope. I bet there will be NO calls for him to step down.
However... "ROY MOORE!!!"
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (rnAwa)
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Y'all have got to make the sportsball metaphors a little less weird.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Urban Dictionary at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (T0U4K)
He constantly groped my little mouse butt.
Posted by: Zombie Minnie Mouse at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (Tyii7)
He's fucking Goofy.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (ANIFC)
Norah O'Donnell today still looks like Norah O'Donnell 10 years ago. How?
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM
She has a portrait of herself locked in the attic.
Posted by: Dorian Gay at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Urban Dictionary at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (T0U4K)
Have you met us?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
The other O'Donell on nbc is a blimp now. She used to have huge knockers. Now she's just obese.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Redgrains at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (WPxnj)
The gheydar meter pegged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (5OO3x)
Yeah that is what he looks like
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (SjImc)
WBRC-TV/Strategy Research 11/20 - 11/20 3000 LV 2.0 45 47 Moore +2
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Perplexed Liberal at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (IbrTD)
Someone get that Man some Texas BBQ!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (JNqRY)
On November 21, 2017, Lasseter announced that he was taking a leave of absence after acknowledging "missteps" in his behavior with employees in a memo to staff. He admits to showing his "Woody" on inappropriate occasions.[4]
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (oVJmc)
Sounds good!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Hands Solo
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Cat songs?
Posted by: Perplexed Liberal at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU)
That's too bad. Steyn doesn't suffer fools.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
Norah O'Donnell today still looks like Norah O'Donnell 10 years ago. How?
Every week, I give her a facial.
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (JNqRY)
Cures any malady but empties the pocketbook.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
Just read the story at WZ about the North Korean defector waking up and not sure if he was in the South.
Someone get that Man some Texas BBQ!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Does he still have the tapeworm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (LQLeS)
Kelly ODonnell I think her name is. Very Irish looking.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (IbrTD)
Probably the whisky and corned beef diet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)
http://freebeacon.com/blog/pilgrims-were-the-original-rebels-that-is-to-say-racist-religious-freaks/
Posted by: Charlie ROSE at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)
Does he still have the tapeworm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l)
They said they had treated him for the bullet wounds, removed the tapeworm and treated his Hep B and malnutrition.
Get him a Guinness as well! He has a lot of calories to make up!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (JNqRY)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (5OO3x)
Truly. I'm having a hard time believing this one.
Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (e8PP1)
Keep digging pal
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
Can of gas and a road flare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: josephistan "
Or pizza delivery drivers...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger<<<
Oh, that is a story. These fucking sick geezers need to be beaten down, shamed, into their graves. Is there any integrity and honor in America anymore?
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU)
That's too bad. Steyn doesn't suffer fools.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
--Or Tuck told him that all the freakazoid liberals are reserved for him.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (GsAUU)
I don't know what fecund means but I think I need to go with the irish girl.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (IbrTD)
I like Erin Burnett's looks. Nice Irish face on her.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (myWJh)
On June 26, 2009, [Monica] Conyers pleaded guilty to accepting a bribe in the Synagro Sludge scanda
...
Her former chief of staff, Sam Riddle,... describes her as "crazy.
...
"[13] Testimony ...indicated [she] often left a ...restaurant without paying for the meal; the restaurant's owner estimated that Conyers owed him about $3,000.
...
March 10, 2010, Conyers was sentenced to 37 months in federal prison
...
Monica Conyers served just over 27 months of her 37-month sentence...
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (TD9KB)
Restated from previous thread.... Washington is the Place where Conservatism Dies... if we can't get rid of Washington, then limit the exposure...
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (zSVEm)
I forget who suggested it, but I like the idea that the various federal agencies should have their headquarters relocated all over the country instead of all being concentrated in DC.
Posted by: The bird at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
Oh Richard Goodstein...damn one of mine. Figures
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)
btw, the reason she pled guilty was because she got a plea deal!!
We can only imagine all the crimes she was guilty of.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (IbrTD)
You get the money back if you financing falls through, yes? Tell the bank you are going to quit your job but you are sure you can collect enough aluminum cans to make the payment.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
I second this. How the hell is housing these people your responsibility?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
If needed for members of the Congressional Black Caucus, I can also speak Jive.
Posted by: Zombie Barbara Billingsley at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (myWJh)
Not likely. It is a 2009, great shape. Unless there is a problem with the chimney. The fireplace looks heavily used and it is one of those metal flue things.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)
and Moore's polling went immediately up. The next thing he should do is fire Bitch McCornhole's wife.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Has ATC made verification?
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (TD9KB)
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Sweet, the Jonathan Last defense.
I'm in their camp, the rebels/rebellion/resistance are the bad guys. Hate to say it but, I was rooting for Emo Vader in VII due to Ryn's live by the deus ex machina throughout.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (UdKB7)
Steyn just teased the next segment. I think I know who he's talking about. It's Donald Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (S26Uu)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)
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Which is more telling about the liberal character than the other scandals involving non-politicians.
On the right, there was just O'Reilly and Ailes - only one network. The fact that the left controls 99% of the news and all of Hollywood pretty much guarantees that any scandal involving a Hollywood exec, actor or a journalist will involve a perp who is a frothing at the mouth liberal.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (/qEW2)
Why, is Alex an expert on fecund Irish girls?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (IbrTD)
Check in advance with the HOA and zoning board about the tzompantli. Saves a lot of trouble and expense.
Posted by: Midnight Tzompantli League at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
Wow Cat Ass! That is an interesting dilemma.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (2sCft)
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The wait staff should've spit in her food.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Female Hair Inspector at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
I might be able to nix the FIL, but stepdaughter tends to live with sketchy people and neither of us want our grandkid living like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO)
Yep, I was right!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (IbrTD)
*SNIFF*
Posted by: Joe Biden, Female Hair Inspector at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU)
LOL!
Fuckin' Joe probably has a fake badge he got at a toy store too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO)
If you go that route, you're going to have to establish some steel-reinforced boundaries with her about who she can bring to the house.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Midnight Tzompantli League at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (zCyNd)
That was the first thing I checked. They are specifically exempted, but can't be more than 8 feet high or 10 feet long and must be set back 25 ft from the property line.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
I second this. How the hell is housing these people your responsibility?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
Third. Seems like you are being taken advantage of.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (g4lFK)
Man, you are gonna have some stories to tell. FIL, a stepdaughter, and a new baby. Based on what you said before, hope paternity is squared away.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:18 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
Thinking more diabolically, I would tell the FIL that because of him the new house isn't big enough, so pay up the 1750 to get a bigger house, or he sleeps in the garage while the addition is being built.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:18 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
Oh, yes. Rule 1: you can leave at any time, the kid stays.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (BoMuO)
Don't tape worms and other GI parasites need a steady food source?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (r9UYA)
Ummmm...kid? It's a movie. Time to grow the fuck up maybe?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (O5Q3r)
I like Erin Burnett's looks. Nice Irish face on her.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (IbrTD)
Ummmmmmmm.
Phrasing!
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 08:20 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)
Ummmm...kid? It's a movie. Time to grow the fuck up maybe?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (O5Q3r)
They helped pay for the pee pee dossier IICR
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Has that ever worked?
Posted by: gForever Pessimist at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l)
It's not exactly a feast in here. All day I fantasize about Lena Dunham.
Posted by: The Tapeworm at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (+0jcH)
That was the first thing I checked. They are
specifically exempted, but can't be more than 8 feet high or 10 feet
long and must be set back 25 ft from the property line.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (BoMuO)
Cool.I also noticed that the women who worked at the restaurant where Moore is supposed to have assaulted the girl have dinged her account regarding that. They say that the restaurant's tzompantli was at the side of the building, not in the rear as the accuser claims, and zoning rules from that time appear to support their recollection.
Posted by: Midnight Tzompantli League at November 21, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)
"My name is Kahn. Please sit and entertain me."
And what does the woman do? She smiles and sits right down!
That's Alpha.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:23 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (CNHr1)
So climate change turns you into a billionaire? Sign me up!
Posted by: one large SUV, please at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC)
--Poe's Law, in full effect.
Talk about interesting times.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
Can you imagine being as Alpha as Khan?
He meets a woman. Tells she is beautiful. Introduces himself. Tells her sit and entertain him.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: one large SUV, please at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (wpC7C)
Algore, is that you?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (S26Uu)
Don't tape worms and other GI parasites need a steady food source?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (r9UYA)
Judging from our local members of La Raza, they probably need to lose weight anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
Have the FIL and Stepdaughter commit to your rules and also contribute to the cost of running the household & to the new addition? You're to be commended about the grand kid.
Posted by: texcat at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (hZ+us)
Conversely, Charlie Rose, the delta male with power in the Media, would walk into the room with his little pecker poking out of his zipper to greet the girl he coersed into his apartment.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (XLk6I)
I've neither harassed nor been harassed.
I feel like such a bore.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (Ix4M6)
He meets a woman. Tells she is beautiful. Introduces himself. Tells her sit and entertain him.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (IbrTD)
Hell, I have seen the geekiest mofos in the geekiest bands with that power.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (aMlLZ)
About to. The boys come from different parents. And one of the parents just had twin girls, but it seems somehow CPS didn't find cause to take them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO)
Everybody gets a nice little travel trailer. When I've had enough of their bullshit, tow them out to the county road.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (fA1SL)
It's not like at the first approach women are incapable of saying, "I want nothing to do with you. Get lost, loser."
I mean, that's what all of them told me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (gYFI7)
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (TD9KB)
Now THAT guy has an excuse, because otherwise, he's not getting any.
You know this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (S26Uu)
--When he guest-hosts for Rush, I look for the audio on Youtube the next day.
Also, his interviews with Milt Rosenberg should be online somewhere as well, and they're all great.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Has that ever worked?
Posted by: gForever Pessimist at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (TD9KB)
When backed up by a gun, yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:30 PM (UdKB7)
Was a horse head involved in her road to Damascus conversion?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:30 PM (YqDXo)
Now THAT guy has an excuse, because otherwise, he's not getting any.
You know this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo)
You can imagine the former intern saying well I did think about blaming him but really you just feel so badly for him that I'm just going to let it slide. Poor guy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (IbrTD)
right? I mean you could put a (fill in the blank) in that nose!!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: gShirley at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Paladin at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (VlItm)
The former staffer later withdrew the complaint, stating that she had "affection" for the "civil rights icon."
Yeah, a bag full of money will do that to a person.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (IbrTD)
About to. The boys come from different parents. And one of the parents just had twin girls, but it seems somehow CPS didn't find cause to take them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO)
Wow. You must have the patience of a saint...must be an optimist too. I foresee a lot of problems. I'd get some things in writing.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (dHUZO)
Now THAT guy has an excuse, because otherwise, he's not getting any.
You know this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo)
You can imagine the former intern saying well I did think about blaming him but really you just feel so badly for him that I'm just going to let it slide. Poor guy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (4ErVI)
He could always just paint himself red and go to a comic con as Redskull.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:32 PM (aMlLZ)
- Khan
Someone is watching Star Trek. I looked and that episode is on right now.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:33 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Pete Seria, Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (lJW6d)
move on', it means that they are deflecting from the uncomfortable
answer to the question at hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (9tO1t)
Old news.
Posted by: Left/Liberal/Prog at November 21, 2017 08:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (9tO1t)
He just lays it out. No chance for harrasment suit there if she sticks around.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Left/Liberal/Prog at November 21, 2017 08:35 PM (zCyNd)
Asked and answered
*hic*
Posted by: Will never be POTUS at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (aMlLZ)
Chicks dig musicians
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM
Many things are possible when one can lick one's eyebrows.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 08:37 PM (yjmRY)
He's spent the last two segments talking about himself and the last time I turned him off he was talking about himself. Yuk.
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:37 PM (TD9KB)
About to. The boys come from different parents
I'm trying to figure this out.
Twin Boys from different parents. So, fraternal twins, carried by the mom at the same time, but two different fathers? It happens, but it is very rare.
Or my reading comprehension has bottomed out.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Paladin at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (VlItm)
Felons and welfare recipients being excluded from candidacy? Then sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: freqed at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Pete Seria, Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (lJW6d)
--He's too busy with his bullshit lawsuit to hold down a gig like that.
I've also noticed it's been a while since he's had one of his big interviews on his Youtube channel;.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM
No bass players, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (yjmRY)
Posted by: Harvey W. at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (wpC7C)
I used to adore her. From the time I was 16. She was so funny, and had such an original voice. She was great in concert, too. Her Live at Last recording is one of my all-time favorite albums.
But post-9/11, her liberalism got progressively (see what I did there) louder. And meaner. And I. Am. DONE.
Hey Bette! You told risqué Sophie Tucker jokes onstage, and every one of your costumes featured those knockers pushed up and out. And you bragged about it!!
If there was a photo of Senator Al groping you, would you be okay if we all just said, Look at that mermaid costume! Asking for it...
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (C8sF1)
"Swing low, my hairy balls, ..."
"Nobody knows the aides I've felt up,
nobody knows but Breitbart ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (xHVD5)
He mentions some brief encounters with Conyers' corrupt felon wife Monica, a former member and President of the Detroit City Council.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (BiLU+)
dude ! put up a trailer in the back and put'em all in there. then put them all to work, including the newborn. no time to dally, time is money.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S)
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Felons and welfare recipients being excluded from candidacy? Then sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (YqDXo)
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Unfortunately you have eliminated everyone.
Posted by: the future at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal
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She would be offended if he didn't grope her.
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (TD9KB)
Or my reading comprehension has bottomed out.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (dHUZO)
Not twins at all. Foster babies from totally different parents. Born 8 days apart. Both placed in our home straight from the hospital within a day of each other.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO)
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Recall that when Tom Foley's (D-WA) voted for term limits in a referendum, he filed suit against them. His own constituents.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (CNHr1)
The fair sex probably wasn't either. Or any higher primate, of either sex.
Or most lower primates of either sex, come to that.
Bats? Now THAT'S in his wheelhouse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (YqDXo)
Fucking liberals, screwing up such a good holiday.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
"Nobody knows the aides I've felt up,
nobody knows but Breitbart ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (YqDXo)
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Oof. Don't quit your day job, Jay.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oops. ' Tom Foley's (D-WA) constituents voted for term
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S)
Trailer is against code (checked) but there is a big hill in the back. I can dig a hovel into the side of it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: the future at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (RVcmP)
That works, too. I'm available to serve as Imperator Mundi. Tanned, fit, and ready.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (XLk6I)
I am feeling a bit left out myself.
I feel my inner liberal coming out, and it's all gropey hands and sexual attraction to cilantro.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (YqDXo)
I take it you are not a musician.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC)
Trump's grandfather came here in 1885. Who knew we were "warming" the planet then? Who knew?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (SiINZ)
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Projection. They think every male is like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (9tO1t)
Trailer is against code (checked) but there is a big hill in the back. I can dig a hovel into the side of it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
The August issue of Better Hovels and Gardens has some great ideas.
Posted by: Tiny hovels for hipsters at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (zCyNd)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
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What did you learn? What it feels like to have a tofurkey shoved up your butt?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO)
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Well, we know for sure he's not a lyricist.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
you got it ! throw some rugs in there, a primus stove and - luxury ! latrine they can dig themselves, they ain't royalty.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (UoSKV)
Can I be a part-time Congressman?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:47 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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I imagined that Atlanta might long for the return of Sherman.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:47 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (YqDXo)
I take it you are not a musician.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO)
Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time?
I rest my case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (S26Uu)
http://tinyurl.com/y9xog9yc
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (8D00I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (BoMuO)
Good on you. That was next step for us, if IVF didn't work.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo)
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Is it the groping or the slush fund you're after?
Considering that you're married, you'd better think carefully about your answer.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (UoSKV)
Late to the party. Probly been asked already: How much does he weigh?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (EK6pT)
John Lewis v. Shrek. The battle of 21st century sex symbols.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO)
Thanks for straightening that out. What lucky little chaps. If the mom messes up with the twin girls, you may get a call. Doesn't sound so stable for the little girls.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla
* * * * * * *
Uh oh.....take it you are?
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
Need a gardener, Mr. Cat Ass?
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (NWiLs)
I've been very good - for some values i off 'good' - this year. Please bring me my own armoured train, a mech infantry division of Mongol zombies, and my own aidoru studio.
Thank you in advance for your compliance.
- Palpy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (fA1SL)
Trump's grandfather came here in 1885. Who knew we were "warming" the planet then? Who knew?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (SiINZ)
--Plus, as Mark pointed out, he went to Queens. Not exactly a vastly different climate from Bavaria.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (Ix4M6)
Considering that you're married, you'd better think carefully about your answer.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (UoSKV)/i]
Now as I understand it, Congressman are part-time husbands too.
(Kidding here. I love my wife, who's the best thing that ever happened to me, and haven't and won't cheat on her. And I hate Congress, so there's that.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (YqDXo)
Right? Why does The Gardener come inside for a drink of water? He has the damned garden hose in his hand already?!!!
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (EK6pT)
--
309
Looks like Bette Midler defended Franken today by saying Ms Tweeden obviously asked for it: look at the way she dresses!
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I defy you to tell the difference between Bette Midler and Joy Bejar without making them sing. Can't be done.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (RVcmP)
creepy uncle
A nic I can use!
I was asked today why I moved to Kansas. I replied "My family is all back in Maryland." To them I am the creepy uncle. To most everyone here i am ... normal (for varying amounts of normal).
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
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Umm, hello? gluten-free is no-soy.
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (EZebt)
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hmmm, because...drinking from the garden hose is unsanitary !
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (QC/4S)
Sounds like He thought you were deserving of more. Those children are so fortunate.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO)
Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time?
I rest my case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (YqDXo)
I love this topic, people do get worked up about it.
Look, those of us trying to be complete human beings, we can acknowledge about 10% or so of us wishes we could be chick magnets, and bang all the gals we desire.
Then hopefully, somewhere in the other 90% is our character. Our morals. Our perspective on what really matters in this life.
Musicians, especially famous ones, live a lot closer to that 10% being all they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 08:53 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (UoSKV)
Andrew Lloyd Webber is over-rated. I'm gaining on him.
"Don't cry for me, MSNBC, the truth is ... uh ... well ... never mind what the truth is ... the DNC talking point is I never did this ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (YqDXo)
Here's a thought experiment: replace every House and Senate member with a Hordeling for a month. Giddyup!
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
In between sips of penis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (GsAUU)
Well, the Moron Horde has a subset of those "musicians making a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time."
teej is one of them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC)
Starting out with two 10 month olds is brave, my friend. Very brave.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)
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He only wanted the job part-time.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (UoSKV)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
Mmmm. Yummy Thanksgiving air. The air sammiches on air biscuits the next day are the best.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 08:56 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:56 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1)
Seconded.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 08:56 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)
gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy
Thanksgiving
I learned that no one shows up for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (hyuyC)
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You're normal! I vouch for you!
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (UoSKV)
"HEEEY LADEEEEY!!!! PRETTY LAAAAADEEEEY!"
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (S26Uu)
Will the story
Be unmemory-holed
By and by, Gaia,
By and by,
There's a commie
Shithead waiting
In California, that's no lie."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
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Umm, hello? gluten-free is no-soy.
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (EZebt)
If its vegan of course its no dairy. So stupid.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: logprof
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Oh cripes, mom! Is creepy uncle Joe coming for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Buffy Biden at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO)
Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time?
I rest my case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (
Oops. I was just ribbing you about the edit you made to say "Only STUPID chicks like musicians". It was all in fun for me. I think I must have missed some prior posts about the topic.
And hey, I'm an 'ette and was never a groupie, nor saw the appeal.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (dHUZO)
teej is one of them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC)
OK. Fair enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (YqDXo)
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Sounds simple enough...who would like some water.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)
Imagine the comments as a series of short floor speeches. Read them aloud in your best orator voice the way you imagine the commenter to sound.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO)
teej is one of them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC)
He bangs them one at a time. Like a gentleman.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (NWiLs)
Not bad, a little wordy, but I think I can work with the idea ...
Posted by: Frank Loesser at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (PUmDY)
Give her an award for keeping her yap shut today.
Hell, give her one a day, if that's what it takes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)
Imagine the comments as a series of short floor speeches. Read them aloud in your best orator voice the way you imagine the commenter to sound.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO)
C-SPAN's ratings will never be higher.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (NWiLs)
Be unmemory-holed
By and by, Gaia,
By and by,
There's a commie
Shithead waiting
In California, that's no lie."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
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Somebody stop this man before he rhymes again.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (UoSKV)
Wait.. Is that frowned on here?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (IcT7t)
I prefer the title, "druncle."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (tbOMB)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)
I know some people hate their families, but I did not know that some people hate their families this much.
Posted by: Splunge at November 21, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (kufk0)
That a lot of people think you're a waste of space?
Just spitballin' here.
(Btw, what is a "blended family?")
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (YqDXo)
If directed at me, thank you. But I am not a musician.
BTW, standby for email on when I can be in your area.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (hyuyC)
I also seem to notice a lot less concern in the air here.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (CNHr1)
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
That you are stupid? There's an "Everyone Loves Raymond" episode about this that is funny. Not gonna read the article...sounds awful.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (dHUZO)
Burn down the whole media establishment with their own flamethrowers! Make them live up to their own rules! Alinsky the flaming f%ck out of them.
Posted by: gp at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO)
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Do you think you're allowed to say all those words in Congress? You know which words I mean.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: John Lasseter at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Yeah, 'Senator Dildo' has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (UoSKV)
C'mon, I'm the conservative Pete Seeger. And my lyrics even scan!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (IcT7t)
No hugs for you on Thanksgiving!
Posted by: The Girl Scouts at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (YqDXo)
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Think "Brady Bunch "
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (O5Q3r)
Feature, or bug?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (BoMuO)
Bwahahahaha
Wait, should I be laughing at this. I may be breaking girl code. No, it's funny.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (dHUZO)
teej is one of them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC)
He bangs them one at a time. Like a gentleman.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (NWiLs)
I for one rather enjoy the ol' "Hey, you didn't specifically say there are exceptions to every rule" argument that brings out indignant protestations that this one or that is, indeed, the exception to the rule.
Yes. Rules. Have exceptions. Which is, of course, a rule.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:06 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:06 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (CNHr1)
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I hope you two can meet up - he is a delight.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:07 PM (UoSKV)
Here's a thought experiment: replace every House and Senate member with a Hordeling for a month. Giddyup!
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)
Do we get to choose the State we represent? Or do you assign them and we have to make do like a high school history class?
Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:07 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Lester at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (LfJIn)
My teenage crush has passed.
I'd console you, but probably not a good idea with me being the creepy uncle and all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: moki
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Well, I'm not taking Illinois, and that's that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 09:09 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM
Scotch drinkers.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:07 PM (V+V4
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Well, I think it would be best to draw names out of a hat.
But boy, it would be fun to assign certain states to certain people, wouldn't it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (UoSKV)
uncle they called Uncle Todd Who Waves His Penis and iirc lived in her
attic.
He was a role model for a generation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)
I rest my case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Most bagpipers
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (yM/Yl)
I had those posters too! I used to buy Tiger Beat magazine.
Bobby Sherman too!
Posted by: mpfs
Get out of my head. That was before Tiger Beat was all about butt f***ing. I am sure my mom read them while I was at school and they were ok, otherwise they would have been disappeared.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)
Personally, I would love Texas, but there are plenty of morons who actually live there now, who would better serve it.
Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM
Scotch drinkers.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (O5Q3r)
What about the single malt families?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: runner
I suspect someone was illegally burning/smelting medical waste
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: runner
I suspect someone was illegally burning/smelting medical waste
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (yM/Yl)
sure, or cooking with gas
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Jean
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He said 'emotionally stable'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (9tO1t)
Pretty sure he said musicians too.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)
Not me. I see this as karma for the Democrat Party, who started a boulder rolling, then got freight-trained by it, a la Wile E. Coyote.
Also, if you're going to unravel a sweater, you've got to start somewhere. And now we know which sleeve is unraveling first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (yM/Yl)
Very weird. Stuck in traffic a couple of hours ago, and out of nowhere, I remembered a relative obscure Partridge Family Song, and found it on YouTube.
Lots of women over 40, losing another piece of our childhoods.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (CNHr1)
I would save all my change till I could go to the corner store and buy the latest issue!
Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 09:14 PM (60v4h)
Children, and matches.
Russians/Soviets, and radioactivity/nukyler materials.
Children, and matches.
Voprosi yayst, tovarishii?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (BoMuO)
Manson Family, Partridge Family, Reese...err...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (SiINZ)
http://tinyurl.com/yacuzka3
IMO, awesome story that showcases 7th grade emotions.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (dHUZO)
What a day this has been. Suckitude: 8.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (yM/Yl)
Bagpipers make a steady living? Really? Through what, extortion?
Takes a big breath. "OK, pay up, or else ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Big V at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (MVE/7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Ouch
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (9tO1t)
Look, if you can handle it, like Al Franken handles unconscious women, it's not a musical instrument.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (Pz4pT)
They were pouring fissile material into a paper bag to sell to the NORKS and dropped some.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (BoMuO)
*feels sudden inclination for a visit to the liquor cabinet*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)
--I think it's more a clearing the decks so libtards can say "See? We held them accountable!"
Meanwhile:
Clinton Library Declines Request to Hand Over Epstein Docs to OANN
https://youtu.be/TBmfhkdbpXM
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Big V at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (MVE/7)
@#%&@ ! $@#$&%@!! and their mother too.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:17 PM (QC/4S)
457 448 Does anyone else think this "sex scandal" stuff is a distraction from the unadulterated graft of the Clintons and the Obama admin?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)
Not me. I see this as karma for the Democrat Party, who started a boulder rolling, then got freight-trained by it, a la Wile E. Coyote.
Also, if you're going to unravel a sweater, you've got to start somewhere. And now we know which sleeve is unraveling first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (YqDXo)
PedoGate cover......for now.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:17 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (BoMuO)
This ranks as one of the top news stories of *all* time in the US.
It's got both things - salacious appeal, AND important substantive importance. A rare combo.
Thinking Page Scandal + House Post Office/Dems decades of decadence + "culture of corruption"/mostly exaggerated GOP blowout + Fannie Fox in the Tidal Basin + Watergate - but with tawdry titillating material.
Could have potential. If there's one thing the US needs, it's a near-extinction event for incumbents at the national level.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (QDnY+)
Just popped up on my shuffle, the greatest sad song of all time... or the saddest great song. Either way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hKmQpcT1k
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:17 PM (g4lFK)
That's OK. The boulder is picking up speed. The DNC is at the bottom of the grade.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (BoMuO)
vodka, hands shake
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (g4lFK)
Office of Accosting Nonconsenting Nymphettes?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
Husband has not gone up (yet) because his business demands he be here, and his three ATL siblings supposedly have things covered. He is the one who is closest to her and he's been going crazy all day.
Still planning on serving Thanksgiving here in spite of my broken foot.
Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH)
It's got both things - salacious appeal, AND important substantive importance. A rare combo.
Definitely. Why are taxpayers coughing up for the misdeeds of Congressscum when those misdeeds have absolutely nothing to do with their putative responsibilities? Should we be paying for the parking tickets too?
It's outrageous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Splunge at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (PY9jH)
It's outrageous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (YqDXo)
It's like you don't even understand that President Trump has a Twitter feed. How could there be anything else to get outraged about??
Posted by: CNN at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: stace at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (6HFDU)
If you're thinking Uranium One, State Dept. crime wave, Clinton Foundation scandals, "dossier" idiocy - those will play out over time, and unless they lead to prosecutions, will have zero political OR substantive value to the country. The sex stuff is spectacular but will be played out in a few months, max.
We are far - unbelievably - beyond the point where shame among Dems or Beltway creatures, or standards or understanding by half the electorate, can be counted on to right the ship. It may still not do the trick, but *only prosecutions* stand a chance of helping with that.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Reuben Kincaid at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (bc2Lc)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (PY9jH)
You're quite welcome, Ma'am.
AoSHQ Prayer List to be posted on the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Just popped up on my shuffle, the greatest sad song of all time... or the saddest great song. Either way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hKmQpcT1k
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (Pz4pT)
Hah! And now...
Mogwai, Scotland's Shame:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KFMoVG1Y4
No bagpipes. Swearsies.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT)
Not funny no matter what sock puppet you use.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)
Actually, I like them too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (YqDXo)
I would never switch off C-SPAN.
Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (e8PP1)
Get some rest.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (UoSKV)
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
She should have mercy on anorexia.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
When bagpipes are outlawed, only outlaws will play outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)
Actually, I like them too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (YqDXo)
Haggis?
*slides plate over*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (+0jcH)
I really, really, really didn't want to take a chance that people wouldn't get that I think that stuff is *important*.
That, or I effed up my comment.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U)
I'm never on the ONT anymore. Going to bed early tonight. Any possibility you could get J. J. to post a link for the Morning Report?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (PY9jH)
Scottish heritage here. Love bagpipes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
..deserve a medal in spite of your bagpipe love
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (QC/4S)
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
She nuked that sucker, God knows.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mumbul webblwobble at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
Not funny no matter what sock puppet you use.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (2DOZq)
--Yeah, WTF?
Clean up please, cobs!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:26 PM (GsAUU)
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
And she wasn't satisfied with just beating it. She's still flogging the living shit out of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:26 PM (+0jcH)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (PY9jH)
I can post it right now, because I don't have JJ Sefton's email. I ain't that big around here... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (BoMuO)
*slides plate over*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (+0jcH)
I've had haggis.
Then I suddenly had an insight into why the Scots invented Scotch.
Or maybe why they ate haggis.
I'm not sure which preceded which.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (YqDXo)
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
She nuked that sucker, God knows.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (YqDXo)
And the cottage cheese industry breathes a thigh of relief.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Pz4pT)
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
Hey, I beat my own dick until it fell off! Yeah, I had to take some steps after that, but talk about brave! Want to see my trophy shelf?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (g4lFK)
Any moron who actually has some inkling about any of this want to offer details or informed guesses?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Zombie William Wallace at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (QC/4S)
Prayers up for your precious aunt, you husband, D'oh Boy and you, of course. Much love to you.
(And bagpipes rock. Especially when played by hunky tattooed, mohawked Scottish punks. )
Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Give us a call.
Posted by: Muzzie immigrants at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (e8PP1)
C-SPAN would blow the doors off everything else on cable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH)
Never had a pint of Innis & Gunn?
Posted by: Splunge at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (Vb4BV)
A wonderful old gent who came ashore on D-Day and ended up as an aide to Eisenhower, his wife, who is the widow of a Marine who served in Korea, our son, who with my permission invited two kids from the Czech Republic (we met the guy and girl this summer), a kid from Spain who has nowhere to go for the holiday, and our Sri Lankan student from two years ago. Our African student will be away with another family who invited him for the holiday.
It will be a lively affair.
Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017
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Ha! You are being richly blessed. And I do hope you come back here for advice when they all hit puberty at the same time.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH)
men in skirts
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (BoMuO)
Farmer- Friend lost his mother, aged 93. She was ready to go, just a couple of yrs ago lost her youngest child, her only daughter to cancer.
Rickl- Lung cancer.
Redc1c4- Employment
Fox2!- Bloodwork and colonoscopy
Abby- Father has passed. Children have ex-communicated.
Carol- Her Brother's eventual passing.
kbdabear- Mother's dementia.
CaliGirl- Mom's boyfriend Arthur has cancer.
Grump928(c)- Mother, Sally Jo, fell and broke her hip.
Hrothgar- Son killed in accident.
Ritabootoo- Someone who may have colon cancer.
Fenelon Spoke- Supervisor, "D's", Brother had a stroke and is in hospice. Husband's job search. Son acting out in a disturbing manner.
RedMindBlueState- Cousin Agnes, who's too weak for the heart surgery she needs, and whose condition is deteriorating rapidly.
Dr. Strangepork- Friend may have had a stroke.
Bebe's boobs destroy- In a fight over the house with her Sister.
Neil- Back
Jo Anne- Left leg.
Mindful webworker- Premature Grandchild.
Patty- Alcoholic husband.
ibguy- Sister's brain cancer, (gioblastoma).
pookysgirl- Husband's suicide attempt and mental health.
Jade Sea- Husband's cancer
tcn- husband's possible lung tumor and swollen lymph nodes.
Moron Pundit- Father-in-law's heart surgery.
junior- Employment
Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing.
Miley- Future employment, big move, Friend Melonie's cracked ribs. Mother's cellulitis of leg.
Captain Whitebread- Future employment. Mother needs stent; may not be well enough for it.
Jinx- Mother's passing.
Emmie- Relationship with Daughter.
Vic- Return of cancer.
ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer.
Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter.
Just wondering- Sister, Lisa, has a brain tumor.
Christopher Taylor- Health and depression.
Lin-duh fell- Father-in-law has a gioblastoma.
Blacksheep- Stage 2 prostate cancer.
Weirddave and Gingy- Gingy's father passing away.
Alexthechick- Father's dementia.
Molly K- Neice killed by elderly driver.
Donna V- Bills to be paid and alcoholic Brother.
Gushka- Infection after being bitten by her horse. Her friends' mental health after returning from battle.
TonyPete- Friends' terminal diagnosis, Wife's, (Renee), terminal illness.
bergerbuilder- Multiple strokes, out of hospital at end of September.
Chi- Friend's passing, (Lewis), after battle with cancer.
huerfano- Father's recovery from heart failure.
The Oort Cloud- Thalassemia, genetic blood disorder, complicated my hemolytic anemia. "Given" two years by doctor.
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing- Job issues.
Hopped up on Something- Immediate Family member with cancer. Bone pain without opioids, Hospital Policy.
Publius- Rheumatoid arthritis, severe pain during flare-ups.
Cannibal Bob- Two brothers in law. 1. Brain tumor hospice soon.
2. Just diagnosed cancer around heart and in aorta. Biopsy taken. Stage 3.
3. Cousin just completed 5 rounds of chemo for cancer in abdomen. Reoccurance firm many years ago.
Insomniac- 1) That my autoimmune disorder will stay under control. 2) That the work situation I have will continue to come together and grow.
Oregon Muse- Shoulder replacement and recovery.
Slapweasel- Father's dementia and Mother's attitude.
Jane D'oh- My husband's elderly aunt, (89), who was admitted to the hospital 11/20/17 with pneumonia. She has COPD, is a lung cancer survivor.
USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family.
For Anyone I've Missed, email is in the Nic.
Updates Appreciated
Please copy and store so when I'm not here, you may provide the most current status of our Members in need of prayer.
-Thank You
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 09:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
So, laddie, ye are a Scotsman.
I love how the Scots say lads and lassies. Or bonny lass.
I saw something recently with bagpipes that was great. I've seen a lot more that were terrible. And they look like they weigh a ton.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:33 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:33 PM (CNHr1)
I've seen the impact that nice T-giving dinners have on foreign visitors - it's always added to their awe and respect for the distinct American experience.
I remember several of them being very impressed that (as it seemed to them) this amazing country, the greatest in the world, had one of its biggest holidays built around gratitude.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:33 PM (QDnY+)
That is awesome. I will add it to my prayer list. God bless you!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:34 PM (PY9jH)
Will you update me? My FIL passed away September 27th. Could use the prayers for my husband finding a job. Thanks.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)
I love the bagpipes but unfortunately it's at funerals where I've heard them most.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (2DOZq)
Please update me and remind me of those in need of prayer.
-Thank you all.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (BoMuO)
She's a USAF vet who started a business and made $$$ and is a piece of work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH)
men in skirts
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (QC/4S)
Ya wouldn't think it, but men in their kilts with the whole get-up is extremely masculine. I don't know why.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (hZ+us)
Accordion - the official instrument of REMOVE KEBAB
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
--I want my ALTV!!
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Codpiece? Or no codpiece?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (+0jcH)
If you haven't cut your cable and subscribe to Acefor your entertainment , you are one dumb fuck.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2017 09:37 PM (eJycr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:37 PM (eyBN+)
Yes, Ma'am. It will be re-posted on the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:37 PM (Ckg4U)
1. Losing your car keys inside the house.
2. Leaving the toilet seat up in an all female home.
3. Spearing that last pickle slice in the big jar.
4. Being unable to find the missing key to your childhood piggybank.
5. Putting your entire Hustler collection on shelving you installed yourself.
6. Nose hairs.
7. Tomorrow's hangover, tonight.
8. Tomorrow's hangover, when you're out of booze tonight.
9. Gravity.
10. Fearing that your ear hairs will become self aware and strangle you in your sleep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2017 09:38 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL)
I might be able to nix the FIL, but stepdaughter tends to live with sketchy people and neither of us want our grandkid living like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I recommend drug testing as a pre-condition of moving in and on-going as a condition of staying. I am dealing with a similar situation that, sadly, is much worse than where you are now.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (eyBN+)
I don't why I laughed like an idiot at that one.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (BoMuO)
Henry Nostrilitis
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (xHVD5)
Is that a relative of Nostrildamus?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 21, 2017 09:40 PM (Tyii7)
I don't why I laughed like an idiot at that one.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
--Kinda scary given that Henry Waxman was brought up.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU)
Just the thought of that giant nostril coming at me makes me cringe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:41 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (eyBN+)
You and your foot and your husband are all on 1A prayer wheel, answering a Full bell. Heal soon! Prayers are ascending.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (di1hb)
The media nowhere to be found.
It's like when I discussed the sorry state of local news here a week or so ago. Nobody is doing their fucking job anymore. You've got someone on air reading a fucking story about how milk is going to give you ass cancer and meanwhile down at city hall they're stuffing dicks into interns two at a time.
These are the laziest fucking people ever. Now some of it is indeed the dropping profits and cutting staff, but that might not have happened if you weren't a bunch of good for nothing biased propagandist fuckheads who are more interested in hot takes and sick burns (Thanks Ace I use those all the time now) than presenting the goddamn facts and actually scraping some shoe leather to find that crook who's stealing the office furniture down at city hall.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (4ErVI)
Prayers for our grandbaby were answered Jul 31. Now a hearty little guy.
Wouldn't mind if you substituted Milady (MJ)-- longstanding health difficulty. (Would love to have that decades-old prayer answered.)
Thanks for the list posting & maintenance!
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (eyBN+)
I thought Henry was an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (SiINZ)
25 settlements, for a cool $4M in taxpayer money. Twenty five! That's almost 5% of Congress.
2002 seems to be the other year of Peak Filnering - 10 settlements for just about $4M.
And this will have traction, electorally, obviously for any incumbents involved, but also generally. Or it could.
Unlike the sad, lost, uniparty state of CA, where a few years back 10% of the Dem Senate (3 members) caucus was arrested for a variety of serious felonies, to include int'l arms trafficking (!!) - and you could have spent months looking for any voters who knew or cared. And though meaningless in itself, the make-up of the paddywagon-full of legislators was perfect for CA: Asian, Hispanic, and black.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (hyuyC)
Thanks. I have a major decision to make for Thanksgiving morning. I've been seriously laying off the pain meds the doc gave me, but I took half of one this morning because PAIN from being on the foot continuously.
So, on Turkey Day, pain pill or hold off to enjoy wine with dinner? I know you sure as hell can't mix them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:44 PM (PY9jH)
Your Grandsons have been added, Good Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:45 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:45 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2017 09:46 PM (VQjk/)
Prayers for Every Single One.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: US House Sex Machine at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (PY9jH)
Just the thought of that giant nostril coming at me makes me cringe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:41 PM (PY9jH)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NOSTRIL IS LIKE A GIANT HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY!
Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (JNqRY)
Problem is, it all sounds identical.
You only say that because you've never heard ska played on the bagpipes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (GsAUU)
'May it be Your Will that these souls lifted up to You in prayer receive the healing You provide. May they also receive grace, and understanding. This we ask in the holy name of the Lord Jesus Christ.'
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (zLDYs)
One night, years ago, after work, driving home on the Beltway...oldies station blasts: Being alone at night makes me sad girl/Yeah it brings me down all right/Tossin and turnin, and freezin and burnin/And cryin all through the night..woah woah...
25 years since the last time I heard it, but I started singing at the top of my lungs, word perfect.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (QDnY+)
Based on personal knowledge (limited in-depth but accurate on what I know of). Owners are more worried about 2020 when collective bargaining agreement is to be renegotiated. Permanent expansion into outside America Markets is the long-term goal & to compete for international viewership.
As far as current viewer drop: Overall -5% from 2016 to 2017 (readily circulated news). -10% or more overall from 2015 compared to 2017.
Overall merchandise sales? Haven't heard or checked.
On Ticket Sales: For large market and standard bearers like Cowboys, Pats, Packers? Advance sellouts prevent an accurate barometer on attendance. LA Chargers, Jacksonville, Cleveland all hemorrhaging on ticket sales.
Posted by: texcat at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)
Yeah-the flowerpots ain't foolin' nobody.
Posted by: Miklos the indoor gardener at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (zCyNd)
Problem is, it all sounds identical.
You only say that because you've never heard ska played on the bagpipes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (+0jcH)
Beethoven's 5th
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Tradd at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (7+kA5)
Posted by: Intern to Henry Waxman at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (QC/4S)
Hillary: A 5th of what? On second thought, who cares just give it to me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 09:52 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 09:53 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U)
--I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:45 PM (BoMuO)
Sent CBD a msg on twitter.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Not a well-tempered clavier?
Posted by: musical Miklos at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)
Your mot... nah, think I will let that one pass by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (JNqRY)
Problem is, it all sounds identical.
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2017 09:46 PM (VQjk/)
Usually sounds like a half dozen various pipe players doing their own thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: The Banhammer at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (oVJmc)
Another moron explained that the TV hit will show up later, with "give-back" ads in the first quarter of next year, and probably lower rates/lower network deals when the 2018 packages are negotiated.
Re the ticket sales, I think it's a possibly interesting intel bit to look at the prices of season tickets on the secondary market. Going back to the beginning of this season's meltdown, there were several signature markets where such things were being offered up at a discount.
Guess we'll see.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (fA1SL)
Don't be so modest.
You are a good man and good people. I'd be proud to have you at my back in the unlikely event of burning, ballistic lead time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)
Your mot... nah, think I will let that one pass by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (JNqRY)
--Actually, I'm not that humble.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
You expecting vampires or Lena Dunham?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:57 PM (tbOMB)
I like to think of myself as more of a sexual rights icon - my sexual rights.
Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 09:57 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
Hey, my big toe is hurting!
Seriously, whenever I start to feel a little sorry for myself because life is going right, I think of my neighbor's wife. Very sweet, nice lady, who has MS. Known them for years.
She is now completely crippled by MS, can only lift her left hand, and is now blind, so she can't even read.
She has not lost the will to live.
Her husband and father take care of her every day (he works from home a lot).
There are people in this world that have real suffering in their lives. Prayer may not heal them, but I hope God's grace can touch them, and lift up their hearts, and ease their burden.
Slapweasel, you remind us of all those people among our friends here that are in trouble and turmoil.
Just a guy with a keyboard.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 21, 2017 09:58 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM
Hear Hear! All in favor?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 09:59 PM (uU9xW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (JNqRY)
Posted by: aquaviva at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (+SbMp)
Heh.
How ' bout that OSU game NaCly?
Missed it doing the Nashville thing.
Di don't find out till next morning.
Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (RQEuo)
Thanks for not touching my comment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:01 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 10:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 10:02 PM (PUmDY)
The show became popular for its squeaky queen portrayal of life on the road as a family rock band in a brightly painted bus.
Really?
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 21, 2017 10:03 PM (J70i0)
There're trying to kill Coach Snyder. What a game! Drama everywhere, and especially the last 4 minutes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:03 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:04 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Miklos at November 21, 2017 10:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:05 PM (ivAiA)
And then when I read down and see our third string qb went down and we still won.
Wut?
Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 10:06 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 10:06 PM (lgWNz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 10:06 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos at November 21, 2017 10:04 PM (zCyNd)
644 I believe The Horde is composed largely of Creepy Uncles and Scary Aunties.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:05 PM (ivAiA)
i tell ya, I don't have the PR of Willow, but I've got the touch when I choose to use it.
Er.
Maybe not "the touch" exactly, Officer . . .
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:07 PM (ivAiA)
To prove it, he played a note/chord. One blast was enough to convince me that the pipes are for the open spaces.
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2017 10:08 PM (VQjk/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:09 PM (tbOMB)
Coach Snyder takes walk-ons and players other programs distain and burnishes them to a shiny gloss of good players. What a great coach and a great man. His time management is fantastic.
KSU did not have the talent level of OSU, but we out-guiled OSU, out-coached OSU and never quit. Winning was so sweet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:10 PM (hyuyC)
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (zLDYs)
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Amen
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 10:13 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: jihadi at November 21, 2017 10:14 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:10 PM (hyuyC)
What's your stand on calling KSU-ISU "Farmageddon?"
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:14 PM (ivAiA)
I'm OK with that. Sounds about right. Too bad the voice of the Frozen Tundra passed. He'd be great to announce that "On one side we have wheat farmers, with some milo mixed in. The other, corn-fed corn farmers."
ISU always plays KSU tough. It's a close game every time. And you have a great team of giant-killers this year. With some real passion to win.
I expect KSU to be crushed. Hope to be surprised. Coach Snyder has to motivate this crew two more times, and hopefully some of our best players get back on the field.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:28 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
LOLOL THIS is why it's worth it to read the whole thread!
Babies!
Crikey I'm still laffin!
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