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Bill Kristol: My "Inner Socialist," "Inner Feminist," and "Inner Liberal" Are Being Awakened
The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing out my inner liberal.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 21, 2017
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
What's happening, he asks? Well, the guy has always had a Cuck Kuato growing out of his torso but now he's opened his jacket and let Cuck Kuato take over the most important organ in his body: His twitter account. @comradearthur also sent this short video by John Cleese on the "advantages of extremism." It's applicable to any extreme, but it's especially applicable to Social Justice Warriors.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Al Gore at November 21, 2017 06:22 PM (5sQ8t)
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 06:24 PM (fA1SL)
Inner??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Aggie at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (B1By6)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (LiyEm)
Is that what's inside this warmongering corporatist, a liberal, a feminist, and a socialist?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (IbrTD)
It's OK Bill, we all knew.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (/aIFg)
Under noods give me the heebie-jeebies.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (/tuJf)
=
Bill Kristol, you are coming out of the closet is what is happening.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (a0IVu)
A liberal, a socialist, and a feminist all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh, hi Bill Kristol!"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (Jj68o)
Then the bartender says, "Bill Kristol, how many times do I have to tell you? The gay bar for warmongers and fake Republicans is next door."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)
Not saying Kristol's t-level is low, but he showers in the womans side at Planet Fitness and no one complains. Or notices.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (ajiE5)
In a nutshell, Kristol's inner pajama boy won.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ)
Like there was ever any doubt.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (QC/4S)
Lemme splain this to ya, Zippy. YOU DONE BEEN TRUMPED!!!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (dHUZO)
This is the cocksucker who initiated the fake "dossier."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (Jj68o)
Ha. Second woman accusing Conyers now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)
The other other woman?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (PDZP6)
*****
Your gynecologist is bringing out your inner tubes.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (60v4h)
Hell, he hit menopause .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (4XCge)
Sounds like this is the woman he tried to deny earlier when people were asking him about the earlier settlement.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (zCyNd)
If you had nads twould tell you to lop them off and then get bewbs, but you already are a Boob.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (M2o/M)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (LQLeS)
by Congress. I wonder who the GOPer is. And if he's a Senator. Would it
be too much to ask for it to be one of Mitch's buddies who gets it in
the neck?
---
Please be Paul Ryan, Please be Paul Ryan
Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (3DZIZ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281431/
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (4RH1F)
What to do. What to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (IbrTD)
I just told grammie winger to come underground. Water flowing and stuff, hope she figures it out.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (eyBN+)
I'm sure that his Democrat comrades will welcome him with open arms.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (Ktb8D)
Hawaiian judge has just slapped a restraining order on Trump's pardon today, and ruled that the turkey will feed hungry immigrant children.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (zCyNd)
WANTED: Young female intern with big boobs, longish legs, hair color doesn't matter. Position involves picking up personal items at CBS front desk and bringing them to my house. Please leave items by the shower. Call Charlie at XXX-XXX-XXXX.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (XQvuQ)
hmmm...its not going to be him..it will be someone old and ugly.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (PDZP6)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (LQLeS)
++++
For you, it might not be such a leap.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (LQLeS)
Because that tweet says either "libtard desperate to get laid" or "totes gay."
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (BXd3l)
Posted by: redenzo at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: West at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (4fVn8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (LQLeS)
considering whether to go personally to the security desk to collect his
personal items, or to send someone.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (zCyNd)
If he had a pair, and a sense of humor, he'd show up naked.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)
Went to Trader Joe's today and bought a MUDD PIE and a Pumpkin Cheesecake.
Mudd Pie: Coffee Ice Cream with a Fudge Swirl in a Chocolate Crumb Crust.
I think I'll give away the pumpkin cheesecake.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (IbrTD)
Bill's Virtue Signaling. But to whom?
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (dHUZO)
You haven't seen Billy doing "the Semaphore"?
It kill 'em on the last night of the cruises.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (Jj68o)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: redenzo at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (H7ZyP)
1) Democrat
2) "higher ground" where they stand staring down their nose and tutting constantly at everything
3) Eventually coming around to realize that scuzzy and unpleasant talk + excellent work beats nice talk + lousy work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)
==
made with Doug Jones' tears, sprinkled with ground McConnell's nuts
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)
The Thetans threw Krystol back, far too weird for them.
--
Can we make Hillary President of Brill Kristal?
That would solve two problems.
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (aT+Bx)
I'm pretty sure the correct word here is "literally".
Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Sybil Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (LQLeS)
==================
What is happening is, you are putting facade before facts. You are putting pretense before principles. You are willing to sell out, in order to fit in.
I could no more deny who I am than ..... I don't even know how to finish that sentence. God strike me down if I turn my back on the truth.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (lwiT4)
These guys like bill kristol are lower than the French collaborators.
I have more respect for the French who collaborated with the Nazis than I have for bill kristol and mitt romney.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (IbrTD)
Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (LnOh3)
Undernood is now overnood. So confusing.
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)
There is a disturbance in the nood/space continuum...
Posted by: Miklos de Grasse Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (zCyNd)
https://twitter.com/USNJack/status/932949847430320128
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: sofa saver at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (QC/4S)
Remember the hunchback leper in the movie 300?
He felt slighted by the Spartans so he betrayed them. That's bill kristol.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (IbrTD)
Elites at the top, being the insufferable douchebags they are, made up of both left and right.
The leftists on the left, the douchebags that believe the crap the elites spew.
Conservatives on the right, who know in their bones the other 2 groups are totally full of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (aMlLZ)
How fortunate for him that the most traumatic surgical procedure won't be necessary. Can't remove what isn't there.
Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (LAe3v)
Some of them were always barely on the right to begin with. Some were only in some areas, such as tax cuts. Some were fairly to the right, but are repelled by the true meaning of those ideas, which they hadn't truly considered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joey Biden at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (lQER8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (LiyEm)
But yeah, kristol and mccain colluded to sabotage a U.S. presidential campaign.
The both of them need to rot in prison for life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (H7ZyP)
There is something addictive about secrets
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (QC/4S)
* quickly closes trench coat *
Don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (ajiE5)
1) Democrat
2) "higher ground" where they stand staring down their nose and tutting constantly at everything
3) Eventually coming around to realize that scuzzy and unpleasant talk + excellent work beats nice talk + lousy work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)
++++
Some of them gave themselves a built-in out. They said they would criticize Trump when he was wrong and praise him when he did good. All they have to do is focus on the good instead of the "bad". If they want to.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (u54O2)
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
..........
You're shitting, puking AND have a runny nose?
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Try getting that out of ya head at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (BXd3l)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (lgWNz)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (lQER8)
or the Uranium One deal, or the washerwoman giving state secrets to Pakistan or the congressional slush fund for perverts etc etc etc.
Posted by: Glenn John at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LilNs)
This is why we voted Trump you asshole.
Posted by: Pam at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (5FhpD)
Posted by: Sick puppy at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (PDZP6)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (12Vsr)
Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (lgWNz)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (QC/4S)
* quickly closes trench coat *
Don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (ajiE5)
yeah, internet is forever my friend, just saying
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: al franken at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (6FqZa)
bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing
out my inner liberal.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
---
You forgot to take your meds again Bill.
You know how wonky you get when you forget to take your lithium
Posted by: Bill's Highly Paid Psychiatrist at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (aT+Bx)
William Kristol becomes Crystal Williams
snip snip here, tuck tuck there ... and a bottle of fa la la
that's how we flip the genders here in the merry old land of Oz
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (/aIFg)
That's pretty standard with "male feminists"
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (z/Ubi)
This is why we voted Trump you asshole.
Posted by: Pam at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (5FhpD)
Ya Pam. These guys truly think we didnt see them hiding it. Idiots.
Posted by: Sick puppy at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)
Kristol reminds me of this. Freedom and self empowerment are great ideas, as long as we don't let the unwashed into the club.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Candygram Man at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (lQER8)
This is why I hate robes.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (lgWNz)
they need to an upgrade in design.. velcro ?
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, unwashed savage at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (3cj/n)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (12Vsr)
I think they already started that bullshit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (aMlLZ)
Or the Irish.
Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Try getting that out of ya head at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (BXd3l)
I think Kristol wrote for the Trib
Posted by: sofa saver at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (4u7kU)
I want to know WHO. I want to know WHEN. I want to know WHAT HAPPENED? Don't we have a right to KNOW THIS?
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (vV7le)
And then.... Horrors... the Acsendancy of the Internet.
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)
Speaking of, the local talk radio show played a clip of Lizzie Warren talking about "nice boobs and a killer ass." What has been heard cannot be unheard.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (ANIFC)
Kyrstol Magnum would be a stripper name, if Billie had the body and rack for the job.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)
He looks like he could handle a 36DD...can't do much for his flat butt though.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (+0jcH)
They do.
Having to wear a codpiece defeats the whole relaxation aspect of robe appeal.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (lgWNz)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (lgWNz)
When a man wears a codpiece, it never stays a secret.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:51 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Barking Spider at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: Sybil Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (+0jcH)
It isn't that he has changed his mind. It's just that neoconservatives always encouraged heavy immigration, secularism, and corporate power.
Posted by: trev006 at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (jRA31)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281443/
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (LiyEm)
#ThisIsTheGOP
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (o
He'll shake his ass and work the pole for a dollar from his democrat masters.
You are all welcome for that image.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Not nearly as good a name as Kayden Kross who I have absolutely no knowledge of.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (ajiE5)
Having to wear a codpiece defeats the whole relaxation aspect of robe appeal.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (lgWNz)
And it gets in the way of my pu-pu platter.
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (zCyNd)
That and you are a short arrogant asshole who no one gives a shit about any more.
Your life must suck.
So suck up to liberals for friends, all your conservative buddies think you are an asshole.
Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (vV7le)
Posted by: Cicero
--------------------------------
Harrumph!
Posted by: King Henry VIII at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (LQLeS)
settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the
govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former
employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept
secret.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (zpqa2)
Which one is the cheese?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:51 PM (+0jcH)
I actually spit water on my keyboard.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (14URa)
Actually, he's most of the way there already. Go ahead, Bill, let your freak flag fly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (4ErVI)
Some of them were always barely on the right to begin with. Some were only in some areas, such as tax cuts. Some were fairly to the right, but are repelled by the true meaning of those ideas, which they hadn't truly considered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)
An awful lot of members of the governing class seized on 9/11 as an opportunity to grow the government. Although Rahm Emmanuel had yet to say "Never let a crisis go to waste", that's exactly how they treated it. The PATRIOT Act was rammed through Congress and anyone who questioned it was looked at askance, if they weren't outright accused of supporting the terrorists.
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:55 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 06:55 PM (vV7le)
It is a wish list of everything he has been advocating for in tax reform for a decade. I've been hearing him blather about corporate tax rate on Fox for at least 5 years now.
NOW he is a socialist?
Go see a therapist dude, you have serious fucking issues.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2017 06:56 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:56 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 21, 2017 06:56 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (g4lFK)
Actually, he's most of the way there already. Go ahead, Bill, let your freak flag fly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (0ogQG)
Well, he has no dick, so yeah, he just needs to move to cuba.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: John Marston at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (fA1SL)
One wonders what else does Bill have trapped inside yearning to be free
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (vUcdz)
Not nearly as good a name as Kayden Kross who I have absolutely no knowledge of.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (
10/10 when she was early and middle 20's.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (gU6BY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (vUcdz)
Live and learn, I guess.
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (Wtll+)
settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the
govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former
employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept
secret.
The government isn't a private company and the funds used to make the payoffs aren't private dollars.
This is our money and we have a right to know how it is being spent.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (g4lFK)
Thanks. Someday I'll have to see what you're talking about.
* whistles innocently *
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (5OO3x)
What made Kristol a conservative anyway? Does he hate poor people or something?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (EzdLW)
I'm confused. Side nood, or under nood?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (5OO3x)
Ace lacks the technology for side nood. It's mostly our fault.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (14URa)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (/tuJf)
Yes. We must make sure we're getting lots of of bang for our buck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (+0jcH)
Just waiting for his Close-Up.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (lgWNz)
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 21, 2017
++++
Of course, he is offering criticism in each of those lines, but is isn't using a consistent style in each line, so it comes out nonsensical.
With the tax line, he is going with those who say the tax bill is redistributionist: putting more taxes on the rich. So, to support it he must be a socialist.
With the sex scandals, he is talking about how everyone is protecting their own, except for the feminists who are (supposedly) united against the pervs. Of course, that's not really true, as there are plenty of feminists willing to back Clinton, Frankin, etc. And there are plenty of non-feminists who oppose the pervs, but think there should be some kind of convincing evidence before people should be shunned.
And, with the Trump line, he continues his neverTrump idiocy by saying that only the liberals are opposing Trump, so he must be one of those.
So, to sum up, he must be a liberal because he opposes Trump, he must be a feminist because he opposes the pervs, and he must be a socialist because the tax bill is socialist and he opposes it??? The tax item uses a different style than the rest, so he sound even more like an idiot than usual.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)
The one from the Duke Lacrosse case?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (RDd1I)
He believes in activist government, at least on national defense and foreign policy, and I don't see any reason he wouldn't believe in that on further issues. He's not really Conservative, he's a corporatist interventionist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (fA1SL)
It's OK Bill, we all knew
It's always like that. the kid who lisped, hung out with only chicks, had nice clothes and never played a sport. When he's 23 years old, he jumps up and says: "I have some unbelievable news: I'M GHEYYY!" Everyone's like, yeah, we know.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)
They were always this way. They were playing a part in the Uniparty Play. They are liars and deceivers.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (g4lFK)
All of the GOPe RINOs slept like a baby during the Obama presidency. You know it, I know it. I very much hope you are right Skip. Karma, beeznatches! Suck on it.
Posted by: LizLem full of schadenfreude and hopefully later some cake at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)
This is serious cognitive dissonance, to last over a year.
They're driven themselves batty. Trump hasn't done it.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 07:06 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 07:06 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: tentotwo at November 21, 2017 07:08 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)
Remember, this twat got his start in the democrat party.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (eyBN+)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (/DvFd)
These people are reflexively sycophantic...
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (4kTo2)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (D9jOL)
WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
He says socialist, feminist and liberal like they're good things.
Like many neo-cons, he's been playing us all along.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (cAXIk)
I think President Trump clarified a lot of things for them. For them, Bill Clinton's big fault wasn't so much policy, but persona: a scummy individual unworthy of office. A position I happen to agree with, but I didn't like his policy, either.
And while President Trump definitely has a past to regret, he does not seem to have been that man for a while -- is not that man now. I can let go the past of a man, that's an old western virtue: what are you doing now, not what did you do back then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)
This is serious cognitive dissonance, to last over a year.
They're driven themselves batty. Trump hasn't done it.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (cu8/f)
Things outside their bubble move so fast, they can't adjust.
The learners shall inherit the world, the learned will inherit a world that no longer exists
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (yXU4O)
Like Jharles Chonson he is "going home."
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ty7RM)
I'm pretty sure the Press Corps is already blasted on Wild Turkey.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (yXU4O)
( I am going to write President Trump every time to break this browser dictionary from using Jug Ears)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (SzZnW)
Because, stupid. We all have to Do Our Part (TM).
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (BoMuO)
Good day to you, sir!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ty7RM)
more like 20 would be great, just open the door and 20 wild turkeys come out going ape shit. That would a prank for eternity
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (M+Lyo)
Look at the way Frum and he glance at one another....
YOU HOPE your wife looks at you like that after 40 years.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (SzZnW)
He smashed the illusion that the GOP is conservative. Yes we already knew that but PDT blew away any remaining doubt.
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (UdKB7)
Sounds pretty crowded in there Bill. Anyone else?
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (dHUZO)
If you got room for three there are at least 10 more.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Good point. Basically the establishment isn't considered smart because they've had to use vast reasoning powers to get there but because they shout the requisite mantras of the establishment class. The world has changed and those mantras don't fit. And because they can't reason, they are stuck at a mental stage where all they can do is repeat the same things.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (J70i0)
Have they abandoned him as unceremoniously as any sober man would a Lena Dunham one-night stand?
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (H7ZyP)
I get plastic bags here, brought two more home earlier , probably going to burn them in a few days too.
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Great. Kristol can move in with his BFF, President Of Utopia-Planitia, Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (SjImc)
He is actually talking all retarded and his shit is all messed up.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (wPiJc)
you owe me a dry keyboard, Muldoon!
Posted by: the Butcher at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:17 PM (UdKB7)
What to do. What to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (IbrTD)
Cats are tricksy like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:18 PM (oPNmq)
*loads groceries into GMC Yukon XL that she uses to commute 90 minutes to work.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:18 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:18 PM (zSVEm)
...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (FUu/Z)
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This is a good point. Is he saying that non feminists don't care about female sexual harassment? It seems much more the case that vast majority of professing feminists did not seem to care about it and actually enabled it until they got exposed.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (6FqZa)
Or that he's choosing to live as a gay man.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
Surprising, is it not, how many misleading symptoms that a person experiences when their inner douche bag is emerging?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (+SFzp)
Burn.
Also works for impotent organ.
Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (ca5Wn)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (6Ll1u)
Unfortunately she gets secret service protection forever, and they still have to call her Madam Secretary.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
Lena, you shrieking manatee...
Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
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Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (SzZnW)
When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do
we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just
let it go?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
The turkeys get lifetime civil service jobs a the DOJ.
And sometimes a sexual harassment payoff.
Posted by: Miklos, the Molnar at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (ca5Wn)
I think under Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Cloud William at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Barack Obama, in Bill Kristol's wet dream at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (/qEW2)
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Use plastic. Save a tree!
Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Those super pointy cowboy boots would do the trick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (ca5Wn)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)
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Use plastic. Save a tree!
Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (5OO3x)
Use plastic...save a round!
Posted by: Pol Pot at November 21, 2017 07:24 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (M+Lyo)
Love this. Made me burst out laughing at the thought of those fuckers in the WH press corps getting attacked by savage wild turkeys!
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (2sCft)
This is our money and we have a right to know how it is being spent."
No argument there - nothing has changed though. All you have to do is ask. My point is, why is it *news* that public employers get sued and settle?
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: grammie winger
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We need to discuss your diet.
Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: msm apoligists at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: SQL database at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
I remember seeing a blurb once about what would be happening to a pardoned turkey. It went to some universities research department or something along those lines. So its likely that whatever happens to the turkey after the pardoning would have been the result anyways. Its not like the "born free" release of the baby seal that the community nursed back to health and had a big ceremony only to have a killer whale snatch it 100 yards into the water.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (c1VpD)
Is Pajama Boy a groper or a gropee?
Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (LQLeS)
such a limiting concept. who claimed he ever chose?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
Iirc, they are both sent to some Turkey farm where they live out their days.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: Northernlurker
________
The radio said 70 years ago. The declassified Venona papers have confirmed that the original pardoned turkeys had direct ties to the USSR.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (fA1SL)
You should be honored that your tax dollars are being spent to keep a master legislator like Conyers in the House. Who else is going to vote for the bills so we can find out what surprise is inside?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (BoMuO)
So...is that nifty National Review Cruise 2018 still on???
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (2sCft)
No doubt going to team up with The Atlantic or Buzzfeed to fill it up.
Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (sn359)
Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (5OO3x)
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Normally, it would be chicken with broccoli. But I'm by myself after 48 hours of grandkids. Baby Ruth and Eggnog is as good as it's going to get.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
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Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (lwiT4)
So... fried bologna sandwiches... with lots of mayo.... yes, or no??
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (zSVEm)
I would chop that delicious bastard's neck as soon as the cameras were turned off and begin The Seasoning.
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (QC/4S)
DON'T FORGET US!
//"Captain" Pillsbury of the SS Hot Air
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (SzZnW)
Because 1) they aren't supposed to be groping and boning the help, kind of a big deal since they write a lot of laws on this shit and 2) we shouldn't be paying for their private actions.
Guys in the private sector are dropping like flies everyday over this crap. It's time that our employees face the same rules as everyone else.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (ca5Wn)
I've got that covered and they're Tony Lamas, lizard skin. Bring the miscreant before me.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: grammie winger
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We need to discuss your diet'
Well lessee. You got your vegetable, chocolate. Dairy is covered. Alcohol is made from grain so that's good. Eggs substitute for the meat. I don't see a problem.
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla
________
Ungrateful sonofabitches. Wish I could do something similar.
Posted by: Macedonian Content at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (zpqa2)
The *news* isn't that they get sued and settle. The news is that they avoid getting sued and cover it up and have tried to gimmick the system to avoid admitting what these payments are for to protect congress from their constituents know what dirty pervs they are.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (z/Ubi)
When she visited the big market hall in Budapest, she bought some garlic. Later, she was asked what had become of that souvenir. She said, "What do you think? I have a family to feed!"
Posted by: Miklos from the Vasarcsarnok at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (SjImc)
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?
Posted by: Bill E. Krystall at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (IqV8l)
settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the
govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former
employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept
secret.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (zpqa2)
However in private industry, the employee responsible for the actions that lead to the lawsuit which forced the employer to pay the settlement usually gets fired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (zSVEm)
So, the exterior and interior now matches?
How about the carpet and the drapes? Do they match also?
Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (WEBkv)
stone dildo from space hits right in the middle of downtown.
Make. My. Day.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
yesyesyesyesyesyes
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (6FqZa)
Fetch the popcorn, wench!
(I'm speaking to my wench, not you).
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (0OmEj)
I'm having Costco Beef Stew and a couple of Costco meatballs.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (IbrTD)
They probably end up testing mascara on em or something.
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)
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Yep. I bought double in case we needed it. We didn't. I win.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (lwiT4)
I have no inner socialist. I killed him when I was 16. And I keep whats left of him in a cigar box under my bed.
When my inner feminist and liberal try to come out, I just show them what's in the cigar box. They usually apologize and settle right back down.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
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Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (lwiT4)
Last night I had beer and chex mix for dinner.
It's just that sort of week.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (gC2IV)
That if didn't dawn on them till Trump what they really were.
Check back after the right at the clay pit.
Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: kraken
________
Definitely yes. And a big dill pickle, and maybe some Fritos.
(By the way, kraken, I saw your picture in a post from earlier in the day. If it's not to awkward, I hear Andromeda has a sister....)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)
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Yep. I bought double in case we needed it. We didn't. I win.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (lwiT4)
Very strategic...
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)
Not in this house, they would be extinct by November 1st.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (zSVEm)
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and to think I've wasted all these years drinking it
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (ca5Wn)
What about universities? When do we get to see liberal SJW prof heads roll?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (6FqZa)
++++
Heh.
https://youtu.be/eYxn2vlhtWo
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (g4lFK)
Yes, conservatism will never work in DC. This is why I hope the huge stone dildo from space hits right in the middle of downtown.
They are putting up a monument to Marion Berry downtown
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lKyWE)
Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which
is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.
What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
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What sad little lives they must lead. Sifting through any puny mention of blessing or grace or God. Then drawing their imaginary noodle swords to slay the Beast of Righteousness! For the People!
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4)
of a big deal since they write a lot of laws on this shit and 2) we
shouldn't be paying for their private actions.
Guys in the private sector are dropping like flies everyday over
this crap. It's time that our employees face the same rules as everyone
else."
Of course-I agree. What seems to be missed is the fact that anyone at any time can find out who is suing the govt., who has settled, how much, etc.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (XLk6I)
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (lwiT4)
You too huh? I haven't had a trick or treater in 5 years, but we still get 2 bags of candy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (aMlLZ)
This is the time of the Great Reveal...
Masks are being taken off...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Pete Seria, The Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lJW6d)
Digest: Two hundred domesticated turkey fowl were soaked in a mixture of equal parts lye, unslaked lime, and roofing tar.....'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (vChNs)
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Better gut than I. *shudder*
Posted by: Cat from NL Christmas Vacation at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (pzA2L)
Matching columns in separate tables brings out my INNER JOIN
WHO IS QUERYING ME?
Posted by: SQL database at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (EzdLW)
Golf Clap
Posted by: Obscure reference patrol at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: kraken
________
Definitely yes. And a big dill pickle, and maybe some Fritos.
(By the way, kraken, I saw your picture in a post from earlier in the day. If it's not to awkward, I hear Andromeda has a sister....)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (zkGZ
Aaah, that was cousin Darryl, no doubt... he's harmless... Andromeda would scare him... awkward around girls..
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: White House Chef at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: enkidu at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (hY0DH)
So far he hasn't said dick about Franken and he is the leader of a chamber that has settled hundreds of sexual harrassement claims.
Paul Ryan is a useless pile of dog shit and must step down.
What are the useless fucks of the HFC doing?
This whole party sucks ass.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: grammie winger
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*recollects bag of Twix in the cupboard*
brb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (5OO3x)
Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which
is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.
What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
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What sad little lives they must lead. Sifting through any puny mention of blessing or grace or God. Then drawing their imaginary noodle swords to slay the Beast of Righteousness! For the People!
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4)
If there are no government funds involved... which there are not...
Then this will be a Court STOPPING the free exercise of Religion... in a public place.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which
is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.
What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
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What sad little lives they must lead. Sifting through any puny mention of blessing or grace or God. Then drawing their imaginary noodle swords to slay the Beast of Righteousness! For the People!
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4)
I miss the old world, I really do. People like that would be a tree wind chime, or just some dusty bones on the side of the road, and nobody gave a shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Inner Socialist at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (IbrTD)
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Lester at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Uh-oh. Is someone in trouble with Weasel Wife? You should not have lowered the thermostat...that's war!
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (dHUZO)
Good day, sir!
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL)
286 When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
They ship it to WKRP in Cincinnati and matters go downhill, badly, from there ... trust me on this.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (8LLk2)
The usual. Fucking nothing. They need to be dildo'd along with the rest of them.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (r9UYA)
So
far he hasn't said dick about Franken and he is the leader of a chamber
that has settled hundreds of sexual harrassement claims.
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Exactly! He is the Speaker of the House. He has to know where the bodies are buried. Why isn't he making that crap public? Why? Why? Because the are all in the same club and they protect each other no matter what. To hell with the voters. We are an afterthought. A nuisance to be humored every couple of years. They are a Club of Pervs and Power.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4)
Really? There have been over 250 settlements paying out over $17 million over the last decade. I didn't know about any of that, did you?
I don't think too many reporters knew about it cause I have seen a single report on this stuff before it all exploded yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (g4lFK)
The one with a chick Van Helsing?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (0OmEj
I think 12 years of Bushes in the White House, interspersed with Slick and Cock Curious, have eradicated Reagan and small government conservatism concepts from inside the beltway thinking. I still read the Weekly Standard but it's only Fred Barnes and Andrew Ferguson of the regular writers that are consistently worth paying attention to. The outsiders/guests like Harry Stein are still very good but PJ O'Rourke has become a bitter, snotty and very unfunny waste of time.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Ix4M6)
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Well, here's what happened...
WW went to the store and unloaded the grocery bags in the kitchen. I came along later and saw a beam of light from Heaven shining on a package of mini-blueberry muffins. Thinking how thoughtful and considerate my beautiful wife is, I ate a bunch of them. Apparently they were reserved for Thursday morning.
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Then he needs to be kicked all over to address his outer ass. Which is all of him.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (eyBN+)
specifically for Thanksgiving two days in advance is supposed to be
labeled "DO NOT EAT" to prevent misunderstandings?
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)
You mean that little bag of stuff in the box with my new cellphone is actually part of Thanksgiving dinner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Ix4M6)
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Well, here's what happened...
WW went to the store and unloaded the grocery bags in the kitchen. I
came along later and saw a beam of light from Heaven shining on a
package of mini-blueberry muffins. Thinking how thoughtful and
considerate my beautiful wife is, I ate a bunch of them. Apparently
they were reserved for Thursday morning.
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (Sfs6
Oops. Looks like you will be making a run to the grocery store tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (Ix4M6)
Because 1) they aren't supposed to be groping and boning the help, kind of a big deal since they write a lot of laws on this shit and 2) we shouldn't be paying for their private actions.
Guys in the private sector are dropping like flies everyday over this crap. It's time that our employees face the same rules as everyone else.
Posted by: JackStraw
Especially when they are spending MY money to do it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (3BFzK)
Besides, if some people can have the foresight to double up on their Baby Ruths for Halloween, any reasonable person would ...
... you know what? The defense would like to change its plea to nolo contendre.
Posted by: F. Horse, Esq. at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (schB/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (IbrTD)
She dusts it every week.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Brade Runner at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (fSf/G)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (3NJT9)
now he's opened his jacket and let Cuck Kuato take over the most
important organ in his body: His twitter account.
Beauty.
Posted by: Mimzey at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2017 08:32 PM (MwpRk)
Now that is damn funny.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (MwpRk)
Okay, it wouldn't reach would it?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (MwpRk)
President Donald John Trump has been the luckiest man on Earth in his enemies.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (S26Uu)
Not sure that's phrased correctly, but - I thought the Franciscan's were the one Catholic order the lefties liked.
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:06 PM (yM/Yl)
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