Bill Kristol: My "Inner Socialist," "Inner Feminist," and "Inner Liberal" Are Being Awakened




What's happening, he asks? Well, the guy has always had a Cuck Kuato growing out of his torso but now he's opened his jacket and let Cuck Kuato take over the most important organ in his body: His twitter account.

@comradearthur also sent this short video by John Cleese on the "advantages of extremism." It's applicable to any extreme, but it's especially applicable to Social Justice Warriors.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 Just don't bring out your inner Chakra around me, dude.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 21, 2017 06:22 PM (5sQ8t)

2 Damn, I hope he's wearing a cup.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)

3 Sigh.....so now Bill Kristol has to take a helicopter ride?

What a world.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 06:24 PM (fA1SL)

4
Inner??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (IbrTD)

5 Under-nood with a time machine

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (ANIFC)

6 Trump made him reveal his true colors.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (LiyEm)

7 Extremism in defense of liberty just isn't worth it.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (pvjTE)

8 Inner Chuck kuato. .... this is why we love ace.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (yTnCT)

9 Since it's Bill Kristol we're talking about, I'd have to say he should be on the lookout for approaching Hot Flashes.

Posted by: Aggie at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (B1By6)

10 Trump has been very good at ripping off masks.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (LiyEm)

11
Is that what's inside this warmongering corporatist, a liberal, a feminist, and a socialist?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (IbrTD)

12 Kristol is now out of the closet ... as a liberal, feminist, globalist.

It's OK Bill, we all knew.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (/aIFg)

13
Under noods give me the heebie-jeebies.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (ajiE5)

14 Odd. I don't seem to have an inner liberal, feminist or socialist.

Is this a DC thing?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (/tuJf)

15 What's happening, he asks?

=

Bill Kristol, you are coming out of the closet is what is happening.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (QC/4S)

16 His inner homo was awoken long ago.

FOAD Rino Billy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (nUkMr)

17 Damn, the next meeting of the concerned conservatives will involve swapping tips on how to survive menopause.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

18
A liberal, a socialist, and a feminist all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh, hi Bill Kristol!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (IbrTD)

19 In a nutshell, Kristol's inner pajama boy won.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ)

20 He should just come out as a democrat already...

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

21 I think those are all outies

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (Jj68o)

22
Then the bartender says, "Bill Kristol, how many times do I have to tell you? The gay bar for warmongers and fake Republicans is next door."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (IbrTD)

23 Bill has a mangina.

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (1yJyi)

24 Ha. Second woman accusing Conyers now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)

25
Not saying Kristol's t-level is low, but he showers in the womans side at Planet Fitness and no one complains. Or notices.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (ajiE5)

26 19
In a nutshell, Kristol's inner pajama boy won.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ)
Like there was ever any doubt.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (14URa)

27 Is this an undernood?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (60v4h)

28 @20 - he did when he threw his support for Hillary, undermined Trump, made deals with dems during the election

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (QC/4S)

29 "What's happening? "
Lemme splain this to ya, Zippy. YOU DONE BEEN TRUMPED!!!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (yTnCT)

30 Sounds pretty crowded in there Bill. Anyone else?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (dHUZO)

31
This is the cocksucker who initiated the fake "dossier."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (IbrTD)

32 What I take from this is that Bill Kristol has apparently been reading all of ace's "You people are democrats and everyone knows it so maybe you should just admit it" posts.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (XQvuQ)

33 I hope the thought of President Trump is killing him every day

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (aC6Sd)

34 Bill got his period.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (60v4h)

35 Always the last to know, Bill. Always the last to know.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (wPiJc)

36 Ain't nothing bringing out the inner brainiac though

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (Jj68o)

37 24
Ha. Second woman accusing Conyers now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)


The other other woman?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (zCyNd)

38 Billy touched my breast then put his hand on my vagina. I wasn't too concerned at the time.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (r9UYA)

39 Kristol Bill and Krystal Ball can both wear tampon earrings.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (PDZP6)

40 The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist.

*****

Your gynecologist is bringing out your inner tubes.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (wPiJc)

41 You're just embracing the communist you've always been, Billy boy.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (rznWS)

42 There have been rumors about one Dem and one GOP involved in the payouts by Congress. I wonder who the GOPer is. And if he's a Senator. Would it be too much to ask for it to be one of Mitch's buddies who gets it in the neck?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (FUu/Z)

43 Man that don't count. She was asleep.

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (1yJyi)

44 Bill got his period.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 06:31 PM (60v4h)


Hell, he hit menopause .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (aMlLZ)

45 The Weekly Standard Cruise brings out my inner pirate.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (EzdLW)

46 When it comes to those 180 degree turnabouts from conserv to lib (Kristol and Brock for instance) I always assume blackmail, that someone has dirt on them.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (LQLeS)

47 Iron Butterfly is bringing out your inner gadda davida.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (wPiJc)

48 Right after John Cleese on the advantages of extremism, is John Cleese rant on Trump.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (4XCge)

49 >>The other other woman?

Sounds like this is the woman he tried to deny earlier when people were asking him about the earlier settlement.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)

50 Has he asked Caitlyn Jenner for a referral to a good gynecologist yet?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)

51
This guy is literally making me sick.

I'm going back to the cat poat at the top.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (IbrTD)

52 Oh, no, not Extreme Conservative Bill Kristol ( get your cruise tickets now)!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

53 I am enjoying the thought that at this moment, Charlie Rose is considering whether to go personally to the security desk to collect his personal items, or to send someone.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (zCyNd)

54 Kristol... maybe should rename oneself Krystol instead.

If you had nads twould tell you to lop them off and then get bewbs, but you already are a Boob.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (M2o/M)

55
Cat poat is no longer at the top.


What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (IbrTD)

56 I just flushed an inner liberal

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (ANIFC)

57 My next act will be transitioning from male to female.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (LQLeS)

58 There have been rumors about one Dem and one GOP involved in the payouts
by Congress. I wonder who the GOPer is. And if he's a Senator. Would it
be too much to ask for it to be one of Mitch's buddies who gets it in
the neck?
---
Please be Paul Ryan, Please be Paul Ryan

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (XQvuQ)

59 I think the Thetans got Bill.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (dHUZO)

60 Not has, is.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (3DZIZ)

61 More than 95% of the plastic polluting the worlds oceans comes from 10 rivers.And ain't none of them in dirty America...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281431/

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (LiyEm)

62 Speaking of cucks, I wonder what Bannon is having for Thanksgiving? Cranberry smoothie?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (4RH1F)

63 Cat poat is no longer at the top.


What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (IbrTD)

I just told grammie winger to come underground. Water flowing and stuff, hope she figures it out.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (ajiE5)

64 That has to be in the top ten of most whiny insufferable tweet in tweeting history.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (2DOZq)

65 The Thetans threw Krystol back, far too weird for them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (eyBN+)

66 No big news here - I think we'd all been suspecting this was happening for months now.

I'm sure that his Democrat comrades will welcome him with open arms.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (Ktb8D)

67 Breaking news:

Hawaiian judge has just slapped a restraining order on Trump's pardon today, and ruled that the turkey will feed hungry immigrant children.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (hMwEB)

68 53 I am enjoying the thought that at this moment, Charlie Rose is considering whether to go personally to the security desk to collect his personal items, or to send someone.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (zCyNd)

WANTED: Young female intern with big boobs, longish legs, hair color doesn't matter. Position involves picking up personal items at CBS front desk and bringing them to my house. Please leave items by the shower. Call Charlie at XXX-XXX-XXXX.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (4ErVI)

69 'WHAT IS HAPPENING?'

You're hammered !

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at November 21, 2017 06:37 PM (1yJyi)

70 Please be Paul Ryan, Please be Paul Ryan


Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (XQvuQ)
hmmm...its not going to be him..it will be someone old and ugly.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

71 I CAN'T STOP THE VOICES IN MY HEAD... HAMMERING, MAKE IT STOP...

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (HgMAr)

72 He's giving Me-again a run for the money in the 'my feelings are important' race.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (7ZVPa)

73 If we ever paid for Weiner's weenie I want 10 years added to his sentence.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (PDZP6)

74 57 My next act will be transitioning from male to female.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (LQLeS)

++++

For you, it might not be such a leap.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (pvjTE)

75 Bill's Virtue Signaling. But to whom?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (dHUZO)

76 Is Pajama Boy a groper or a gropee?

Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (LQLeS)

77 Is Bill Kristol straight? Or... IDK, does he present as straight?

Because that tweet says either "libtard desperate to get laid" or "totes gay."

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (aT+Bx)

78 LOL 'Cuck Kuato'....well done, Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (xJa6I)

79 Thanks for the clarification! "Neo-conservatism" isn't conservative at all.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (QE8X6)

80 This music video will probably 'trigger' Kyrstol

https://youtu.be/FmKRdSmlLq0

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (eyBN+)

81 Oh for f**ck sakes... Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

82 first again

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (BXd3l)

83 Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, staring Bill Kristol

Posted by: redenzo at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (5wSNN)

84 He''s the only one who thought they were "inner".

Posted by: West at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (4fVn8)

85 Oh and my answer is: You're a hack, Bill. You never were a constitutional conservative.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (xJa6I)

86 That's three personalities, Bill.

Normal people only need one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (tRaq7)

87 I only grope myself. In the bathtub.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (LQLeS)

88 53 I am enjoying the thought that at this moment, Charlie Rose is
considering whether to go personally to the security desk to collect his
personal items, or to send someone.



Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (zCyNd)


If he had a pair, and a sense of humor, he'd show up naked.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)

89
Went to Trader Joe's today and bought a MUDD PIE and a Pumpkin Cheesecake.

Mudd Pie: Coffee Ice Cream with a Fudge Swirl in a Chocolate Crumb Crust.

I think I'll give away the pumpkin cheesecake.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (IbrTD)

90 75
Bill's Virtue Signaling. But to whom?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (dHUZO)

You haven't seen Billy doing "the Semaphore"?
It kill 'em on the last night of the cruises.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (zCyNd)

91 And almost 22,000 people have liked his tweet

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (Jj68o)

92 maybe Bill Kristol is the next one to be accused of sexual deviancy and he is setting the stage for his defense...'I was confused about who I really am on the inside'

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

93 There was a truck load of pods leaving Washington. Don't fall asleep!

Posted by: redenzo at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (5wSNN)

94 ... he tweeted.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (HgMAr)

95 Bill Kristol gives me one of the creepiest vibes of all of the semi-well known second-tier pundits of today. I just see him figuratively wearing ladies' stockings, garters and stilettos and stomping on some sort of hapless baby animals like chicks - to get his political rocks off.

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (H7ZyP)

96 I see three ways that these Nevertrump guys go
1) Democrat
2) "higher ground" where they stand staring down their nose and tutting constantly at everything
3) Eventually coming around to realize that scuzzy and unpleasant talk + excellent work beats nice talk + lousy work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

97 Now that Bill is finding out all these things about himself, maybe he should do something about his "Outer Punchable Face".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)

98 Speaking of cucks, I wonder what Bannon is having for Thanksgiving? Cranberry smoothie?

==

made with Doug Jones' tears, sprinkled with ground McConnell's nuts

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (QC/4S)

99 Undernood is now overnood. So confusing.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

100
The Thetans threw Krystol back, far too weird for them.
--
Can we make Hillary President of Brill Kristal?

That would solve two problems.

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (aT+Bx)

101 I just see him figuratively wearing ladies' stockings, garters and stilettos

I'm pretty sure the correct word here is "literally".

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (LAe3v)

102 My inner selves are all a-twitter!

Posted by: Sybil Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (LQLeS)

103 WHAT IS HAPPENING?
==================


What is happening is, you are putting facade before facts. You are putting pretense before principles. You are willing to sell out, in order to fit in.


I could no more deny who I am than ..... I don't even know how to finish that sentence. God strike me down if I turn my back on the truth.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (lwiT4)

104
These guys like bill kristol are lower than the French collaborators.

I have more respect for the French who collaborated with the Nazis than I have for bill kristol and mitt romney.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (IbrTD)

105 Al Michael's says President Trump is partly to blame for the NFL troubles, everything was calming down till Trump's Tweet and that was like throwing a match in a gas tank.
Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (aC6Sd)

106 what is his problem with the tax bill, I wonder

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:42 PM (QC/4S)

107 It seems Kristol is signalling an upcoming sexual reassignment procedure... I wonder what his new name will be?? Caitlyn is already taken...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (zSVEm)

108 I vividly remember the Fox round table when it was announced Bush won in 2000. Immediately started pushing his "National Greatness" conservatism, which suspiciously sounded like a series of Dem talking points.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (LnOh3)

109 99
Undernood is now overnood. So confusing.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)


There is a disturbance in the nood/space continuum...

Posted by: Miklos de Grasse Molnar at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

110 OT: It seems the Sessions could be compromised re: uranium one:

https://twitter.com/USNJack/status/932949847430320128

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (aT+Bx)

111 I'm about to chuck my inner dinner

Posted by: sofa saver at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (4u7kU)

112 Undernood is now overnood. So confusing.

==

it's been exposed

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (QC/4S)

113
Remember the hunchback leper in the movie 300?

He felt slighted by the Spartans so he betrayed them. That's bill kristol.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (IbrTD)

114 This really confirms my theory that we're not a divided country, but rather in 3rds like a triangle.

Elites at the top, being the insufferable douchebags they are, made up of both left and right.

The leftists on the left, the douchebags that believe the crap the elites spew.

Conservatives on the right, who know in their bones the other 2 groups are totally full of shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (aMlLZ)

115 It seems Kristol is signalling an upcoming sexual reassignment procedure...

How fortunate for him that the most traumatic surgical procedure won't be necessary. Can't remove what isn't there.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (LAe3v)

116 Ultimately, we're seeing the coalition of people that President Bush brought together to fight terrorism shatter away as their true interests and inclinations beyond "we gotta get who hurt us!" are brought to the fore.

Some of them were always barely on the right to begin with. Some were only in some areas, such as tax cuts. Some were fairly to the right, but are repelled by the true meaning of those ideas, which they hadn't truly considered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)

117 Bill Kristol is the Lena Dunham of the magazine business.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (lQER8)

118 So Bill Kristol is realizing he is a beltway liberal.

Color me shocked.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (wfDW1)

119 I have just folded thread from undernood. Many new noods in undernood. - Horde level four navigator.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

120 105 Yeah,he said that days ago.Who cares.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (LiyEm)

121
But yeah, kristol and mccain colluded to sabotage a U.S. presidential campaign.

The both of them need to rot in prison for life.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (IbrTD)

122 Bill Kristol gives me one of the creepiest vibes of all of the semi-well known second-tier pundits of today. I just see him figuratively wearing ladies' stockings, garters and stilettos and stomping on some sort of hapless baby animals like chicks - to get his political rocks off.
Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (H7ZyP)

There is something addictive about secrets

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (mtGE/)

123 it's been exposed

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (QC/4S)


* quickly closes trench coat *

Don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (ajiE5)

124 96 I see three ways that these Nevertrump guys go
1) Democrat
2) "higher ground" where they stand staring down their nose and tutting constantly at everything
3) Eventually coming around to realize that scuzzy and unpleasant talk + excellent work beats nice talk + lousy work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

++++

Some of them gave themselves a built-in out. They said they would criticize Trump when he was wrong and praise him when he did good. All they have to do is focus on the good instead of the "bad". If they want to.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (pvjTE)

125 Just declare yourself a Democrat and be done with it, you posturing shitbag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (+0jcH)

126 The peace loving and beuatafel people o Braattlebo wants to wish Micheal and Presdent Obama a Happy Thanksgibing. We also hopes TRump and his family have a rotten Thanksgiving and don't come back to DC after the hollowday !!! Resign now and appoint Hillary Cliton are next Presdent !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (u54O2)

127 The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing out my inner liberal.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
..........

You're shitting, puking AND have a runny nose?

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (HgMAr)

128 Kristol and Hillary scissor

Posted by: Try getting that out of ya head at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (BXd3l)

129 He'll fit right in at a DC Thanksgiving Dinner, now.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (lgWNz)

130 Bill Kristol is woke

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (lQER8)

131 So I guess this dip shit has no problem with Al Franken
or the Uranium One deal, or the washerwoman giving state secrets to Pakistan or the congressional slush fund for perverts etc etc etc.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LilNs)

132 Hey Bill, we realized you and your fellow NeverTrumpers were liberals a looooong time ago!


This is why we voted Trump you asshole.

Posted by: Pam at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (5FhpD)

133 Did he say anything about his inner pussy?

Posted by: Sick puppy at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (VezBU)

134 Vyx, I was hoping the U1 subject would come up. Tenex is a big part of the corruption and Huma was on the Tenex payroll at the same time she was still on the State Dept payroll.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (PDZP6)

135 I can't wait for them to give credit for the uptick in the economy to Obama.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (12Vsr)

136 He felt slighted by the Spartans so he betrayed them.

Bill-may you live forever.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (LAe3v)

137 >>it's been exposed


This is why I hate robes.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (lgWNz)

138 I think this is considered coming out of the closet. It applies to politics now too. Truly. Not kidding. Of course, he is just peeking out so far.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (dHUZO)

139 it's been exposed

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (QC/4S)

* quickly closes trench coat *

Don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (ajiE5)

yeah, internet is forever my friend, just saying

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (QC/4S)

140 Kristol was pretty much a Democrat on everything but Defense and national security.His hatred of Trump didn't need to push him too far left.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (LiyEm)

141 Kristol. That's a stripper name, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

142 My tongue is coming out.

Posted by: al franken at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (6FqZa)

143 The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are
bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing
out my inner liberal.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?
---

You forgot to take your meds again Bill.

You know how wonky you get when you forget to take your lithium

Posted by: Bill's Highly Paid Psychiatrist at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (aT+Bx)

144 Kristol could just flip his gender and his name
William Kristol becomes Crystal Williams

snip snip here, tuck tuck there ... and a bottle of fa la la
that's how we flip the genders here in the merry old land of Oz

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (/aIFg)

145 If Bill is identifying as a feminist then he's probably assaulted a few women.

That's pretty standard with "male feminists"

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (z/Ubi)

146 132 Hey Bill, we realized you and your fellow NeverTrumpers were liberals a looooong time ago!

This is why we voted Trump you asshole.

Posted by: Pam at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (5FhpD)

Ya Pam. These guys truly think we didnt see them hiding it. Idiots.

Posted by: Sick puppy at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (VezBU)

147 Kyrstol Magnum would be a stripper name, if Billie had the body and rack for the job.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)

148 I read On Liberty by John Stuart Mill years ago, and was happy to see him espouse the ideas of freedom of thought, of property, and of enterprise. Near the end of the book, Mill made it clear that these freedoms were to be allowed only to the elite, destroying the entire concept.

Kristol reminds me of this. Freedom and self empowerment are great ideas, as long as we don't let the unwashed into the club.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (7ZVPa)

149 Stephen Hayes? Paging Stephen Hayes....

Posted by: Candygram Man at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (lQER8)

150 it's been exposed


This is why I hate robes.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (lgWNz)

they need to an upgrade in design.. velcro ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (QC/4S)

151 Bill Kristol's face is thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, unwashed savage at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (3cj/n)

152 I can't wait for them to give credit for the uptick in the economy to Obama.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (12Vsr)


I think they already started that bullshit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (aMlLZ)

153 Freedom and self empowerment are great ideas, as long as we don't let the unwashed into the club.

Or the Irish.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (LAe3v)

154 128 Kristol and Hillary scissor
Posted by: Try getting that out of ya head at November 21, 2017 06:46 PM (BXd3l)

I think Kristol wrote for the Trib

Posted by: sofa saver at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (4u7kU)

155 I'm really really mad about this whole Congress thing. They've been paying out millions of dollars on these suits?


I want to know WHO. I want to know WHEN. I want to know WHAT HAPPENED? Don't we have a right to KNOW THIS?

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

156 151
Bill Kristol's face is thirsty for fists.


THIS

Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (vV7le)

157 Kristol is, seriously, a great example of the bleed-through of government and media... in the heady days of the 60's 70's ... up to 2000 really, the two entities were conflated by the public.

And then.... Horrors... the Acsendancy of the Internet.

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 06:49 PM (zSVEm)

158 147 Kyrstol Magnum would be a stripper name, if Billie had the body and rack for the job.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)

Speaking of, the local talk radio show played a clip of Lizzie Warren talking about "nice boobs and a killer ass." What has been heard cannot be unheard.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (ANIFC)

159 147
Kyrstol Magnum would be a stripper name, if Billie had the body and rack for the job.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)
He looks like he could handle a 36DD...can't do much for his flat butt though.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

160 Principles? If you don't like these ones, I have others!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (+0jcH)

161 >>they need to an upgrade in design..


They do.

Having to wear a codpiece defeats the whole relaxation aspect of robe appeal.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (lgWNz)

162 Having to wear a codpiece defeats the whole relaxation aspect of robe appeal.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (lgWNz)



When a man wears a codpiece, it never stays a secret.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:51 PM (+0jcH)

163
Maybe John Conyers can be a guest speak on the Cruise along with Charlie Rose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (mbhDw)

164 Billy Kristol brings out my inner "boot up the crack of his ass" routine.




Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (nUkMr)

165 110 ...things are starting to make sense now...

Posted by: Barking Spider at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (P1GJy)

166 Oh no, one of my inner selves is groping another inner self. It's like an orgy taking place inside my soul.

Posted by: Sybil Kristol at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (LQLeS)

167 I'm pretty sure those aren't the only things that have been inside Bill lately.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (hUqh+)

168 Bill Kristol is a great merkin

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (1yJyi)

169
What the hell is a Cuck Kuato?!

It sounds funny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw)

170 I guarantee that Kristol identifies more with Maxine Waters than he does with any Trump voter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (+0jcH)

171 Bill Kristol has been a conservative thought leader for decades. His influence on elite Washington politics cannot be overstated: I would go further and say the Kristols represent one of the stronger currents of Jewish conservatism in the United States, especially among elite opinion.

It isn't that he has changed his mind. It's just that neoconservatives always encouraged heavy immigration, secularism, and corporate power.

Posted by: trev006 at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (jRA31)

172 Harpy not concerned over innocent men losing their jobs over false allegations.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281443/

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (LiyEm)

173 Bill, you have always been a socialist and a feminist and a liberal. You and the rest of the GOPe have stopped lying to people about who and what you really are.

#ThisIsTheGOP

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (g4lFK)

174 I have this strange urge to rip on Krauthammer.... I always associate the two... like mac and cheese.

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (zSVEm)

175 141 Kristol. That's a stripper name, right?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (o


He'll shake his ass and work the pole for a dollar from his democrat masters.


You are all welcome for that image.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)

176 Kristol. That's a stripper name, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)


Not nearly as good a name as Kayden Kross who I have absolutely no knowledge of.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (ajiE5)

177
Having to wear a codpiece defeats the whole relaxation aspect of robe appeal.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 06:50 PM (lgWNz)

And it gets in the way of my pu-pu platter.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (zCyNd)

178 You know when you grow up in the swamp, Brooklyn, and your dad is on The Council on Foreign Affairs, you really have an entitlement attitude.


That and you are a short arrogant asshole who no one gives a shit about any more.


Your life must suck.

So suck up to liberals for friends, all your conservative buddies think you are an asshole.

Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (vV7le)

179 When a man wears a codpiece, it never stays a secret.
Posted by: Cicero

--------------------------------

Harrumph!

Posted by: King Henry VIII at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (LQLeS)

180 Not sure why it's such a surprise to everyone re the govt paying a
settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the
govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former
employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept
secret.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (zpqa2)

181 I have this strange urge to rip on Krauthammer.... I always associate the two... like mac and cheese.


Which one is the cheese?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (+0jcH)

182 When a man wears a codpiece, it never stays a secret.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 06:51 PM (+0jcH)
I actually spit water on my keyboard.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (14URa)

183 Bill could move to Cuba, cut off his dick, and change his announced political affiliation to a BernieBot, and he'd be all set.

Actually, he's most of the way there already. Go ahead, Bill, let your freak flag fly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (0ogQG)

184 169 In Total Recall one guy had an extra head growing out of him,Kuato.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (LiyEm)

185 Kristol would be a good fill in for Tambor's tranny on that show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (4ErVI)

186 116 Ultimately, we're seeing the coalition of people that President Bush brought together to fight terrorism shatter away as their true interests and inclinations beyond "we gotta get who hurt us!" are brought to the fore.

Some of them were always barely on the right to begin with. Some were only in some areas, such as tax cuts. Some were fairly to the right, but are repelled by the true meaning of those ideas, which they hadn't truly considered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)


An awful lot of members of the governing class seized on 9/11 as an opportunity to grow the government. Although Rahm Emmanuel had yet to say "Never let a crisis go to waste", that's exactly how they treated it. The PATRIOT Act was rammed through Congress and anyone who questioned it was looked at askance, if they weren't outright accused of supporting the terrorists.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

187 169
What the hell is a Cuck Kuato?!



I can't Totally Recall.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:55 PM (hUqh+)

188 Krauthammer?


Anyone else notice his absence at Fox? Anyone seen him ANYWHERE?

Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 06:55 PM (vV7le)

189 Trying to figure out what the hell he objects to in the tax bill anyway (other than Trump wants it).

It is a wish list of everything he has been advocating for in tax reform for a decade. I've been hearing him blather about corporate tax rate on Fox for at least 5 years now.

NOW he is a socialist?

Go see a therapist dude, you have serious fucking issues.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2017 06:56 PM (wfDW1)

190 Let your freak flag fly, Bill. Your swishy fetishes are widely embraced in Germany.

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:56 PM (H7ZyP)

191 Yet Kristol's outer asshole is still in place.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 21, 2017 06:56 PM (0ecq3)

192 Nice Total Recall reference!

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (g4lFK)

193 Bill could move to Cuba, cut off his dick, and change his announced political affiliation to a BernieBot, and he'd be all set.

Actually, he's most of the way there already. Go ahead, Bill, let your freak flag fly.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (0ogQG)


Well, he has no dick, so yeah, he just needs to move to cuba.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (aMlLZ)

194 He's become nothing but a Twitter troll. Not even sad! Just sad.

Posted by: John Marston at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (SkuXa)

195 188. Krauthammer missing? Naah.....probably busy with work.

* Dalek-ing intensifies *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 06:57 PM (fA1SL)

196
One wonders what else does Bill have trapped inside yearning to be free

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (lKyWE)

197 188: he had some surgery and is in rehab.

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (hZ+us)

198 So Bill Kristol is about to fill his blog with still life photographs and hawk homemade calendars while sailing aboard the SS Little Green Turnstile?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (DxWUs)

199 What can defeat original version Daleks?

Stairs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (eyBN+)

200 171 trev006

Concern status:

[x] Noted
[ ] Not noted

Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 06:58 PM (vUcdz)

201
Not nearly as good a name as Kayden Kross who I have absolutely no knowledge of.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:53 PM (

10/10 when she was early and middle 20's.

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (g4lFK)

202 Reminder: Bill Kristol was never a conservative. He was always a Beltway ladder climber.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (gU6BY)

203 Bill Kristol is like the hero in Avatar. He sees the evil white men oppressing the innocent and he's about to go native. By tomorrow he'll be 9' tall and have blue skin.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (/qEW2)

204 'WHAT IS HAPPENING?'

You are being raped by reality. Lie back and enjoy it.

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (UdKB7)

205 So...is that nifty National Review Cruise 2018 still on???

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (2sCft)

206 I think Billie Krystol really wants to have the three bewbs instead, then would be a really unique pole act for Krystol Magnum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (eyBN+)

207 199. And now the push for ramps and elevators makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (fA1SL)

208 204 freuqed

Think of England.

Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (vUcdz)

209 I remember those days during the W years, when I was supporting the military in Iraq, having unspoken issues with W.... watching Fox News, and the smug mugs of Kristol, Krauthammer, et al. I would think " they aren't like me at all".
Live and learn, I guess.

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (zSVEm)

210 Next to the definition of cuck in the urban dictionary is a picture of Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (Wtll+)

211 >>Not sure why it's such a surprise to everyone re the govt paying a
settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the
govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former
employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept
secret.

The government isn't a private company and the funds used to make the payoffs aren't private dollars.

This is our money and we have a right to know how it is being spent.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

212 And the DC cocktail circuit nods approvingly as they place his next invite in the mail.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (BoMuO)

213 10/10 when she was early and middle 20's.

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 06:59 PM (g4lFK)


Thanks. Someday I'll have to see what you're talking about.

* whistles innocently *

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (ajiE5)

214 I'm confused. Side nood, or under nood?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (5OO3x)

215 'Bill Kristol was never a conservative. He was always a Beltway ladder climber.'

What made Kristol a conservative anyway? Does he hate poor people or something?

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (UdKB7)

216 Billy we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (/DvFd)

217 MAGA > "National Greatness"

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (EzdLW)

218 214
I'm confused. Side nood, or under nood?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (5OO3x)
Ace lacks the technology for side nood. It's mostly our fault.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (14URa)

219 This is our money and we have a right to know how it is being spent.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:01 PM (/tuJf)



Yes. We must make sure we're getting lots of of bang for our buck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 07:02 PM (+0jcH)

220 >> 'Bill Kristol was never a conservative. He was always a Beltway ladder climber.'


Just waiting for his Close-Up.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (lgWNz)

221 The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing out my inner liberal.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 21, 2017

++++

Of course, he is offering criticism in each of those lines, but is isn't using a consistent style in each line, so it comes out nonsensical.

With the tax line, he is going with those who say the tax bill is redistributionist: putting more taxes on the rich. So, to support it he must be a socialist.

With the sex scandals, he is talking about how everyone is protecting their own, except for the feminists who are (supposedly) united against the pervs. Of course, that's not really true, as there are plenty of feminists willing to back Clinton, Frankin, etc. And there are plenty of non-feminists who oppose the pervs, but think there should be some kind of convincing evidence before people should be shunned.

And, with the Trump line, he continues his neverTrump idiocy by saying that only the liberals are opposing Trump, so he must be one of those.

So, to sum up, he must be a liberal because he opposes Trump, he must be a feminist because he opposes the pervs, and he must be a socialist because the tax bill is socialist and he opposes it??? The tax item uses a different style than the rest, so he sound even more like an idiot than usual.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (FUu/Z)

222 Under "Games People Play" this would be "See What You Made Me Do?".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (/qEW2)

223 Is this the nood where Spock has a beard?

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (zCyNd)

224 Kevin Spacey brought out Kristol's inner fag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (ywNoU)

225 147 Kyrstol Magnum would be a stripper name, if Billie had the body and rack for the job.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:48 PM (eyBN+)

The one from the Duke Lacrosse case?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (yXU4O)

226 I'd like to bring out his innertestines.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (cu8/f)

227 So many people I used to like have gone off the deep end. Were they always like this or did Trump drive them batty?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)

228 someone used the cuck word!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (RDd1I)

229 Kristol is the seminal neo-con.

He believes in activist government, at least on national defense and foreign policy, and I don't see any reason he wouldn't believe in that on further issues. He's not really Conservative, he's a corporatist interventionist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

230 227. Yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

231 Kristol is now out of the closet ... as a liberal, feminist, globalist.

It's OK Bill, we all knew


It's always like that. the kid who lisped, hung out with only chicks, had nice clothes and never played a sport. When he's 23 years old, he jumps up and says: "I have some unbelievable news: I'M GHEYYY!" Everyone's like, yeah, we know.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (ty7RM)

232 So many people I used to like have gone off the deep end. Were they always like this or did Trump drive them batty?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)


They were always this way. They were playing a part in the Uniparty Play. They are liars and deceivers.

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (g4lFK)

233 I hope the thought of President Trump is killing him every day Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (aC6Sd)

All of the GOPe RINOs slept like a baby during the Obama presidency. You know it, I know it. I very much hope you are right Skip. Karma, beeznatches! Suck on it.

Posted by: LizLem full of schadenfreude and hopefully later some cake at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (hvf9s)

234 So many people I used to like have gone off the deep end. Were they always like this or did Trump drive them batty?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)

This is serious cognitive dissonance, to last over a year.

They're driven themselves batty. Trump hasn't done it.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (cu8/f)

235 Can we call him Billary Kristol ? Because he whines about as much as she does over Trump winning.

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 07:06 PM (1yJyi)

236 William Kristol becoming Jodie Dallas is the punchline of a cosmic joke.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 07:06 PM (hUqh+)

237 Bill Kristol buys tampons by the case.

Posted by: tentotwo at November 21, 2017 07:08 PM (yhf6w)

238 William Kristol becoming Jodie Dallas is the punchline of a cosmic joke.



Who are Chuck & Bob?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

239 Bill Kristol putting the CON in CON-servatism since the Reagan revolution.

Remember, this twat got his start in the democrat party.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (Wtll+)

240 Iowa Hawk, call your office please

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (M+Lyo)

241 Bill needs to get his ass to Mars...

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (bGMOs)

242 Jodie Dallas?

Debbie Washes-Her-Schlitz with Jodie Dallas?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (eyBN+)

243 Bill, this is what you get for hanging out with youself.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 07:09 PM (/DvFd)

244 Kristol is like the mid level corporate apparatchik, sitting at the country club bar, drinking top shelf scotch paid for by the corporate card ( as was his membership) parroting and being agreeable to the heavy hitters he desperately wants to ingratiate himself to.

These people are reflexively sycophantic...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (zSVEm)

245 Bill might dig deep and find that inner butt plug he lost.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (4kTo2)

246 >>151 Bill Kristol's face is thirsty for fists.

You should never strike a woman.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (r9UYA)

247 What a total Sphincter Swashbuckler.


I just can't even.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (D9jOL)

248 "The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing out my inner liberal.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?"

He says socialist, feminist and liberal like they're good things.

Like many neo-cons, he's been playing us all along.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (cAXIk)

249 So many people I used to like have gone off the deep end. Were they always like this or did Trump drive them batty?

I think President Trump clarified a lot of things for them. For them, Bill Clinton's big fault wasn't so much policy, but persona: a scummy individual unworthy of office. A position I happen to agree with, but I didn't like his policy, either.

And while President Trump definitely has a past to regret, he does not seem to have been that man for a while -- is not that man now. I can let go the past of a man, that's an old western virtue: what are you doing now, not what did you do back then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)

250 So many people I used to like have gone off the deep end. Were they always like this or did Trump drive them batty?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (gC2IV)

This is serious cognitive dissonance, to last over a year.

They're driven themselves batty. Trump hasn't done it.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:05 PM (cu8/f)


Things outside their bubble move so fast, they can't adjust.


The learners shall inherit the world, the learned will inherit a world that no longer exists

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (M+Lyo)

251 Why do they use those fat, inbred ugly ass domesticated turkeys at the pardoning ceremony? They need a wild turkey tear-assing around freaking out the press corps. THAT would be worth watching.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ty7RM)

252 Who they always were...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (yXU4O)

253 Billy Dee Kristol was always a socialist, and "liberal" he was just an international "realist" who allied himself with the GOP vice the Soviets and eventually Aloha Salad Bar.

Like Jharles Chonson he is "going home."

Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (SzZnW)

254 251 Why do they use those fat, inbred ugly ass domesticated turkeys at the pardoning ceremony? They need a wild turkey tear-assing around freaking out the press corps. THAT would be worth watching.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ty7RM)

I'm pretty sure the Press Corps is already blasted on Wild Turkey.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (yXU4O)

255 They are projecting when they say it's President Trump fault.

( I am going to write President Trump every time to break this browser dictionary from using Jug Ears)

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (aC6Sd)

256 Has he claimed to being cock curious?

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (y7DUB)

257 Mr. Kristol,

Delete your account.




Did I use that right? I heard the Bollard Queen use that once.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (7+qdf)

258 251

Wild turkeys would terrify all the betas...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (zSVEm)

259 248 Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 07:10 PM (cAXIk)

Yup.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (SzZnW)

260 Tell me again why Americans can't have plastic bags at the supermarket.



Because, stupid. We all have to Do Our Part (TM).

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (BoMuO)

261 That you think that I am pompous cunt with a Twitter account bothers me not at all, Mr. O'Spades!
Good day to you, sir!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)

262 Why do they use those fat, inbred ugly ass domesticated turkeys at the pardoning ceremony? They need a wild turkey tear-assing around freaking out the press corps. THAT would be worth watching.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ty7RM)


more like 20 would be great, just open the door and 20 wild turkeys come out going ape shit. That would a prank for eternity

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (M+Lyo)

263 256 Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (y7DUB)

Look at the way Frum and he glance at one another....

YOU HOPE your wife looks at you like that after 40 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (SzZnW)

264 "I think President Trump clarified a lot of things for them. "

He smashed the illusion that the GOP is conservative. Yes we already knew that but PDT blew away any remaining doubt.

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

265 30
Sounds pretty crowded in there Bill. Anyone else?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (dHUZO)

If you got room for three there are at least 10 more.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (7+qdf)

266 Bill Kristol: This yeast infection is bringing out my inner vaginal itching.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (BoMuO)

267 The learners shall inherit the world, the learned will inherit a world that no longer exists
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:11 PM (M+Lyo)

Good point. Basically the establishment isn't considered smart because they've had to use vast reasoning powers to get there but because they shout the requisite mantras of the establishment class. The world has changed and those mantras don't fit. And because they can't reason, they are stuck at a mental stage where all they can do is repeat the same things.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (J70i0)

268 Why haven't we heard from Egg McMuffin to get his take on this revelation and spectral shift?

Have they abandoned him as unceremoniously as any sober man would a Lena Dunham one-night stand?

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (H7ZyP)

269 Na na na na na
I get plastic bags here, brought two more home earlier , probably going to burn them in a few days too.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)

270 So old Kristol has come out of the closet

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:14 PM (M+Lyo)

271 Bill needs to get his ass to Mars...

Great. Kristol can move in with his BFF, President Of Utopia-Planitia, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:15 PM (6FqZa)

272 Bill's getting his Inner Socialist all over his Outer Douchebag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

273 Bill Kristol can kiss my Yiddishe Tucas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (SjImc)

274 Someone needs to courtesy flush Bill Kristol.

He is actually talking all retarded and his shit is all messed up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (7+qdf)

275 47 Iron Butterfly is bringing out your inner gadda davida.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:33 PM (wPiJc)

you owe me a dry keyboard, Muldoon!

Posted by: the Butcher at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (DIosY)

276 I'm out of pooh to fling at Kristol... he's just to drab and flaccid a drone to expend energy on...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:16 PM (zSVEm)

277 Charlie Rose seems to be taking something of a pummeling in the media.. Perhaps he should announce a campaign against the NRA.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:17 PM (Sfs6o)

278 Even if you look at someone like Cruz he has been beat down by the party so badly that he can't get anything done so he has to get along to get anything. Conservatism can't survive DC.

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:17 PM (UdKB7)

279 Cat poat is no longer at the top.





What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (IbrTD)

Cats are tricksy like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:18 PM (oPNmq)

280 I use reusable shopping bags. It is my small part to help the Earth, and it makes me feel good.
*loads groceries into GMC Yukon XL that she uses to commute 90 minutes to work.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:18 PM (BoMuO)

281 278

True... Conservatism seems to die in Washington...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:18 PM (zSVEm)

282 With the sex scandals, he is talking about how everyone is protecting their own, except for the feminists who are (supposedly) united against the pervs. Of course, that's not really true, as there are plenty of feminists willing to back Clinton, Frankin, etc. And there are plenty of non-feminists who oppose the pervs, but think there should be some kind of convincing evidence before people should be shunned.

...

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 07:03 PM (FUu/Z)


========

This is a good point. Is he saying that non feminists don't care about female sexual harassment? It seems much more the case that vast majority of professing feminists did not seem to care about it and actually enabled it until they got exposed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (/qEW2)

283 Looks like The Hammering is hitting Disney now.

yesyesyesyesyesyes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (6FqZa)

284 Charlie Rose seems to be taking something of a pummeling in the media.. Perhaps he should announce a campaign against the NRA.

Or that he's choosing to live as a gay man.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (O5Q3r)

285 And now a little traveling music for you Bill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (7+qdf)

286 When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)

287
Surprising, is it not, how many misleading symptoms that a person experiences when their inner douche bag is emerging?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (+SFzp)

288 Kuato take over the most important organ in his body: His twitter account.

Burn.

Also works for impotent organ.

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

289 My Inner Morbidly Obese Person is going to read the AoSHQ and eat a whole bag of wavy potato chips before even thinking about making dinner.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ8)

290 When did this ceremonial turkey pardoning become a thing?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (ca5Wn)

291 BK needs his inner ass kicked.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)

292 1620 people look for food, 2020 food looks for you. What kind of loser let's a wild turkey bully them instead big killing eating it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (6Ll1u)

293 When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?



Unfortunately she gets secret service protection forever, and they still have to call her Madam Secretary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (BoMuO)

294 289 My Inner Morbidly Obese Person is going to read the AoSHQ and eat a whole bag of wavy potato chips before even thinking about making dinner.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ

Lena, you shrieking manatee...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (yXU4O)

295 going to read the AoSHQ and eat a whole bag of wavy potato chips before even thinking about making dinner.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
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Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (lwiT4)

296 290 Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (ca5Wn)

1863

Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (SzZnW)

297 286
When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do
we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just
let it go?

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)

The turkeys get lifetime civil service jobs a the DOJ.

And sometimes a sexual harassment payoff.

Posted by: Miklos, the Molnar at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (zCyNd)

298 290 When did this ceremonial turkey pardoning become a thing?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (ca5Wn)

I think under Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)

299
someone used the cuck word!

Is worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it!

Posted by: Cloud William at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (IqV8l)

300 Said it before, President Palin would have swung the ax on the turkey herself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (6FqZa)

301 You know Bill, for an extreme conservative, you're all right. I like you. Would you be my friend?

Posted by: Barack Obama, in Bill Kristol's wet dream at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (/qEW2)

302 Tell me again why Americans can't have plastic bags at the supermarket.
----------------

Use plastic. Save a tree!

Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (5OO3x)

303 291 BK needs his inner ass kicked.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)

Those super pointy cowboy boots would do the trick.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (ca5Wn)

304 will this RAT just eat some D-CON and do us all a favor?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (UsCnO)

305 I want Kamala Harris to accept me as an honorary black woman.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

306 Tell me again why Americans can't have plastic bags at the supermarket.
----------------
Use plastic. Save a tree!
Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (5OO3x)

Use plastic...save a round!

Posted by: Pol Pot at November 21, 2017 07:24 PM (nUkMr)

307 more like 20 would be great, just open the door and 20 wild turkeys come out going ape shit. That would a prank for eternity
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 07:13 PM (M+Lyo)

Love this. Made me burst out laughing at the thought of those fuckers in the WH press corps getting attacked by savage wild turkeys!

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (2sCft)

308 "The government isn't a private company and the funds used to make the payoffs aren't private dollars.



This is our money and we have a right to know how it is being spent."

No argument there - nothing has changed though. All you have to do is ask. My point is, why is it *news* that public employers get sued and settle?

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (zpqa2)

309 Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.
Posted by: grammie winger
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We need to discuss your diet.

Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (5OO3x)

310
I think his inner socialist turned into a communist.

Posted by: msm apoligists at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (r+sAi)

311 Wild turkey is excellent eating... much leaner though, but great tasting.

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (zSVEm)

312 Matching columns in separate tables brings out my INNER JOIN

WHO IS QUERYING ME?

Posted by: SQL database at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (EzdLW)

313 286 When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)



I remember seeing a blurb once about what would be happening to a pardoned turkey. It went to some universities research department or something along those lines. So its likely that whatever happens to the turkey after the pardoning would have been the result anyways. Its not like the "born free" release of the baby seal that the community nursed back to health and had a big ceremony only to have a killer whale snatch it 100 yards into the water.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (z/Ubi)

314 Bill have paper asshole. Krauthamer too.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (Jj+59)

315 Only gulag guards and death camp employees have "inner socialists" Billy. Nazis and commies. Sounds like he can be either or both depending on the weather.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (c1VpD)

316 76
Is Pajama Boy a groper or a gropee?

Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (LQLeS)

such a limiting concept. who claimed he ever chose?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

317 When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)


Iirc, they are both sent to some Turkey farm where they live out their days.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (dHUZO)

318 When did this ceremonial turkey pardoning become a thing?

Posted by: Northernlurker
________

The radio said 70 years ago. The declassified Venona papers have confirmed that the original pardoned turkeys had direct ties to the USSR.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (zkGZ8)

319 295. Eggnog!

My brandied port laughs at your glass of inferior holiday cheer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

320 This is our money and we have a right to know how it is being spent."


You should be honored that your tax dollars are being spent to keep a master legislator like Conyers in the House. Who else is going to vote for the bills so we can find out what surprise is inside?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (BoMuO)

321 205
So...is that nifty National Review Cruise 2018 still on???

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 07:00 PM (2sCft)

No doubt going to team up with The Atlantic or Buzzfeed to fill it up.

Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (sn359)

322 We need to discuss your diet.

Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (5OO3x)
=============================

Normally, it would be chicken with broccoli. But I'm by myself after 48 hours of grandkids. Baby Ruth and Eggnog is as good as it's going to get.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (lwiT4)

323 Bill Kristol is under the mistaken impression that he matters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

324 Yep, ABC leads with Moore.

And Trump's the bad guy.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (U6f54)

325 295 going to read the AoSHQ and eat a whole bag of wavy potato chips before even thinking about making dinner.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
===============================

Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (lwiT4)

So... fried bologna sandwiches... with lots of mayo.... yes, or no??

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (zSVEm)

326 >>>When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever?<<<

I would chop that delicious bastard's neck as soon as the cameras were turned off and begin The Seasoning.

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (H7ZyP)

327 there is a reason turkey is made only once a year...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (QC/4S)

328 321 Posted by: George at November 21, 2017 07:27 PM (sn359)

DON'T FORGET US!

//"Captain" Pillsbury of the SS Hot Air

Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (SzZnW)

329 >>No argument there - nothing has changed though. All you have to do is ask. My point is, why is it *news* that public employers get sued and settle?

Because 1) they aren't supposed to be groping and boning the help, kind of a big deal since they write a lot of laws on this shit and 2) we shouldn't be paying for their private actions.

Guys in the private sector are dropping like flies everyday over this crap. It's time that our employees face the same rules as everyone else.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

330 Those super pointy cowboy boots would do the trick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (ca5Wn)

I've got that covered and they're Tony Lamas, lizard skin. Bring the miscreant before me.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

331 'Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.
Posted by: grammie winger
-----------
We need to discuss your diet'



Well lessee. You got your vegetable, chocolate. Dairy is covered. Alcohol is made from grain so that's good. Eggs substitute for the meat. I don't see a problem.

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

332 Iirc, they are both sent to some Turkey farm where they live out their days.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla
________

Ungrateful sonofabitches. Wish I could do something similar.

Posted by: Macedonian Content at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (zkGZ8)

333 No argument there - nothing has changed though. All you have to do is ask. My point is, why is it *news* that public employers get sued and settle?
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 07:25 PM (zpqa2)



The *news* isn't that they get sued and settle. The news is that they avoid getting sued and cover it up and have tried to gimmick the system to avoid admitting what these payments are for to protect congress from their constituents know what dirty pervs they are.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (z/Ubi)

334 I doubt Margaret Thatcher would have approved of the turkey pardoning.


When she visited the big market hall in Budapest, she bought some garlic. Later, she was asked what had become of that souvenir. She said, "What do you think? I have a family to feed!"

Posted by: Miklos from the Vasarcsarnok at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (zCyNd)

335 Trump pardoned the Turkey because it has ties to Russia! Putin told Trump to pardon it on the Asia trip!!!11!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (BoMuO)

336 I heard the that although the Turkey is pardon, it lives out it's life Wilford Brimley's house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (SjImc)

337

Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Posted by: Bill E. Krystall at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (IqV8l)

338 Not sure why it's such a surprise to everyone re the govt paying a

settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the

govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former

employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept

secret.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 06:54 PM (zpqa2)

However in private industry, the employee responsible for the actions that lead to the lawsuit which forced the employer to pay the settlement usually gets fired.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:29 PM (oPNmq)

339 Yes, conservatism will never work in DC. This is why I hope the huge stone dildo from space hits right in the middle of downtown.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (r9UYA)

340 Use plastic...save a two million rounds!
Posted by: Pol Pot
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Edited

Posted by: Eco-tards, 1968 at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (5OO3x)

341 Isn't there a page from the Sears catalog that can accuse Bill of harassment?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

342

Leftover Halloween Baby Ruths?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)

343 What's his beef with the tax plan? Too much cash in the pockets of American citizens? Not enough near-slaves for the Chamber of Commerce?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (fVubI)

344 Peanut butter and jelly sandwich, crunchy peanut butter, with extra regular butter to make it creamier...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (zSVEm)

345 Kristol: Bringing out the inner liberal feminist?

So, the exterior and interior now matches?

How about the carpet and the drapes? Do they match also?

Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

346 Yes, conservatism will never work in DC. This is why I hope the huge
stone dildo from space hits right in the middle of downtown.


Make. My. Day.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

347 An athiest group is suing the Bergen County Animal Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.

What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)

348 Looks like The Hammering is hitting Disney now.

yesyesyesyesyesyes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (6FqZa)

Fetch the popcorn, wench!

(I'm speaking to my wench, not you).

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (cu8/f)

349 Billy is one of them nasty little uniparty cocksuckers.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (0OmEj)

350
I'm having Costco Beef Stew and a couple of Costco meatballs.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (IbrTD)

351 'It went to some universities research department or something along those lines. '

They probably end up testing mascara on em or something.

Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (UdKB7)

352 Leftover Halloween Baby Ruths?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)
===================

Yep. I bought double in case we needed it. We didn't. I win.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

353 Just in case anyone cares.

I have no inner socialist. I killed him when I was 16. And I keep whats left of him in a cigar box under my bed.

When my inner feminist and liberal try to come out, I just show them what's in the cigar box. They usually apologize and settle right back down.


Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (7+qdf)

354 Isn't it a rule that special food purchased specifically for Thanksgiving two days in advance is supposed to be labeled "DO NOT EAT" to prevent misunderstandings?

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)

355 295 going to read the AoSHQ and eat a whole bag of wavy potato chips before even thinking about making dinner.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ
===============================

Baby Ruths and Eggnog here. That's not before supper. That is supper.


Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:22 PM (lwiT4)


Last night I had beer and chex mix for dinner.

It's just that sort of week.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (7UW64)

356 Bill Kristol is an interesting bunch of guys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

357 I wonder how many would be willing to fess up to thinking the likes of Kristol, Will and Krauthammer were on our side for a lot of years.
That if didn't dawn on them till Trump what they really were.

Check back after the right at the clay pit.

Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (RQEuo)

358 the huge stone dildo from space
-----------

Well, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (5OO3x)

359 So... fried bologna sandwiches... with lots of mayo.... yes, or no??

Posted by: kraken
________

Definitely yes. And a big dill pickle, and maybe some Fritos.

(By the way, kraken, I saw your picture in a post from earlier in the day. If it's not to awkward, I hear Andromeda has a sister....)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (zkGZ8)

360 352 Leftover Halloween Baby Ruths?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)
===================

Yep. I bought double in case we needed it. We didn't. I win.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

Very strategic...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (zSVEm)

361 Leftover Halloween Baby Ruths?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (IbrTD)


Not in this house, they would be extinct by November 1st.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (aMlLZ)

362 311 Wild turkey is excellent eating... much leaner though, but great tasting.
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (zSVEm)

----

and to think I've wasted all these years drinking it

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (vChNs)

363 Since BK has inner feminist shouldn't somebody be groping him?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (ca5Wn)

364 We have Hollywood, MSM, and to a lesser extent politicians getting haunted by sex scandals past.

What about universities? When do we get to see liberal SJW prof heads roll?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (/qEW2)

365 300 Said it before, President Palin would have swung the ax on the turkey herself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 07:23 PM (6FqZa)

++++

Heh.

https://youtu.be/eYxn2vlhtWo

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (pvjTE)

366 OT but the show Van Helsing is just as good as TWD if not better considering the downturn in recent years of TWD.

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (g4lFK)

367
Yes, conservatism will never work in DC. This is why I hope the huge stone dildo from space hits right in the middle of downtown.


They are putting up a monument to Marion Berry downtown

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lKyWE)

368 An athiest group is suing the Bergen County Animal
Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which
is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.



What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
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What sad little lives they must lead. Sifting through any puny mention of blessing or grace or God. Then drawing their imaginary noodle swords to slay the Beast of Righteousness! For the People!

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4)

369 "Because 1) they aren't supposed to be groping and boning the help, kind
of a big deal since they write a lot of laws on this shit and 2) we
shouldn't be paying for their private actions.



Guys in the private sector are dropping like flies everyday over
this crap. It's time that our employees face the same rules as everyone
else."

Of course-I agree. What seems to be missed is the fact that anyone at any time can find out who is suing the govt., who has settled, how much, etc.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (zpqa2)

370 Answer: You're discovering you're an asshat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (XLk6I)

371 Yep. I bought double in case we needed it. We didn't. I win.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (lwiT4)


You too huh? I haven't had a trick or treater in 5 years, but we still get 2 bags of candy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (aMlLZ)

372 As I've said a number of times this year...

This is the time of the Great Reveal...

Masks are being taken off...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

373 He must be hanging out with Charlie Sykes. They've both now come out of the closet. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Pete Seria, The Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lJW6d)

374 351. 'Pain Sensitivity in Domesticated Fowl: A novel approach to measurement of neurological activity.'
Digest: Two hundred domesticated turkey fowl were soaked in a mixture of equal parts lye, unslaked lime, and roofing tar.....'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

375 and to think I've wasted all these years drinking it
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (vChNs)

---

Better gut than I. *shudder*

Posted by: Cat from NL Christmas Vacation at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (pzA2L)

376 312
Matching columns in separate tables brings out my INNER JOIN



WHO IS QUERYING ME?

Posted by: SQL database at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (EzdLW)

Golf Clap

Posted by: Obscure reference patrol at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (7+qdf)

377 359 So... fried bologna sandwiches... with lots of mayo.... yes, or no??

Posted by: kraken
________

Definitely yes. And a big dill pickle, and maybe some Fritos.

(By the way, kraken, I saw your picture in a post from earlier in the day. If it's not to awkward, I hear Andromeda has a sister....)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (zkGZ

Aaah, that was cousin Darryl, no doubt... he's harmless... Andromeda would scare him... awkward around girls..

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (zSVEm)

378 Wishbone and Drumstick, I have altered the deal.

Posted by: White House Chef at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (gC2IV)

379 I was not aware that he considered those aspects of himself to be hidden from view, especially his 'inner' liberal.

Posted by: enkidu at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (hY0DH)

380 The fascinating thing is Paul Ryan has called for Roy Moore to step aside because he believes mere allegations.

So far he hasn't said dick about Franken and he is the leader of a chamber that has settled hundreds of sexual harrassement claims.

Paul Ryan is a useless pile of dog shit and must step down.


What are the useless fucks of the HFC doing?

This whole party sucks ass.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (Wtll+)

381 I bought double in case we needed it. We didn't. I win.
Posted by: grammie winger
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*recollects bag of Twix in the cupboard*

brb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (5OO3x)

382 368 An athiest group is suing the Bergen County Animal
Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which
is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.



What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
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What sad little lives they must lead. Sifting through any puny mention of blessing or grace or God. Then drawing their imaginary noodle swords to slay the Beast of Righteousness! For the People!
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4)

If there are no government funds involved... which there are not...

Then this will be a Court STOPPING the free exercise of Religion... in a public place.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

383 An athiest group is suing the Bergen County Animal
Shelter in Teterboro to stop an annual Blessing of the Animals, which
is performed by a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order.



What a cock sucker...should be shot and I mean that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc)
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What sad little lives they must lead. Sifting through any puny mention of blessing or grace or God. Then drawing their imaginary noodle swords to slay the Beast of Righteousness! For the People!


Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4)


I miss the old world, I really do. People like that would be a tree wind chime, or just some dusty bones on the side of the road, and nobody gave a shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (aMlLZ)

384 Hey, who let Kristol out?

Posted by: Inner Socialist at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (7+qdf)

385 Lincoln pardoned a turkey in 1863, but that's four years before history began North of 48. And the turkey had probably already had his habeas corpus suspended anyway.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (H5rtT)

386
My dear grandma and her who-knows-how-old dish of candy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (IbrTD)

387 No turkey on Thursday, but the kid wants lasagne, yeah for me and Bill Kristol is still an idiot.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (pzA2L)

388 Bill's been sneaking his old lady's estrogen pills.

Posted by: Lester at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (LfJIn)

389 Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)

What on earth did you do now?

Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Ix4M6)

390 noodity

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (60v4h)

391 Isn't it a rule that special food purchased specifically for Thanksgiving two days in advance is supposed to be labeled "DO NOT EAT" to prevent misunderstandings?
Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)



Uh-oh. Is someone in trouble with Weasel Wife? You should not have lowered the thermostat...that's war!

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (dHUZO)

392 That you MAGA hat wearing, gun worshiping, opiate addicted, cousin humpers have nothing constructive to do but hurl invective at such an esteemed commentator and thought leader as Mr. Kristol is a sad commentary of what this formerly great nation has become under the stewardship of Donald Trump! We hold you personally responsible for this Mr. O'Spades and you shall reap the consequences!
Good day, sir!

Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (O5Q3r)

393 Rich Zeoli read the President Trump order saving the turkeys but added the 9th Circuit had a stay on that executive order.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (aC6Sd)

394 Have there been any sightings of Bill Crystals inner MAN?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (vChNs)

395 Nood degenerate

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL)

396
286 When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go?
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7)


They ship it to WKRP in Cincinnati and matters go downhill, badly, from there ... trust me on this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (8LLk2)

397 What are the useless fucks of the HFC doing?

The usual. Fucking nothing. They need to be dildo'd along with the rest of them.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (r9UYA)

398 The fascinating thing is Paul Ryan has called for Roy Moore to step aside because he believes mere allegations.

So
far he hasn't said dick about Franken and he is the leader of a chamber
that has settled hundreds of sexual harrassement claims.
========================


Exactly! He is the Speaker of the House. He has to know where the bodies are buried. Why isn't he making that crap public? Why? Why? Because the are all in the same club and they protect each other no matter what. To hell with the voters. We are an afterthought. A nuisance to be humored every couple of years. They are a Club of Pervs and Power.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

399 >>Of course-I agree. What seems to be missed is the fact that anyone at any time can find out who is suing the govt., who has settled, how much, etc.

Really? There have been over 250 settlements paying out over $17 million over the last decade. I didn't know about any of that, did you?

I don't think too many reporters knew about it cause I have seen a single report on this stuff before it all exploded yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

400 Beef jerky and corn chips for dinner here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (yTnCT)

401 366 OT but the show Van Helsing is just as good as TWD if not better considering the downturn in recent years of TWD.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:33 PM (g4lFK)

The one with a chick Van Helsing?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (hMwEB)

402 Billy is one of them nasty little uniparty cocksuckers.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 07:31 PM (0OmEj


I think 12 years of Bushes in the White House, interspersed with Slick and Cock Curious, have eradicated Reagan and small government conservatism concepts from inside the beltway thinking. I still read the Weekly Standard but it's only Fred Barnes and Andrew Ferguson of the regular writers that are consistently worth paying attention to. The outsiders/guests like Harry Stein are still very good but PJ O'Rourke has become a bitter, snotty and very unfunny waste of time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (y7DUB)

403 What on earth did you do now?
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Ix4M6)
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Well, here's what happened...
WW went to the store and unloaded the grocery bags in the kitchen. I came along later and saw a beam of light from Heaven shining on a package of mini-blueberry muffins. Thinking how thoughtful and considerate my beautiful wife is, I ate a bunch of them. Apparently they were reserved for Thursday morning.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (Sfs6o)

404 oh nood

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (hMwEB)

405 BK needs his inner ass kicked.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)

Then he needs to be kicked all over to address his outer ass. Which is all of him.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (cu8/f)

406 *waves to Sven*

Looking at photos of AV-8B FSD 4.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (eyBN+)

407 Isn't it a rule that special food purchased
specifically for Thanksgiving two days in advance is supposed to be
labeled "DO NOT EAT" to prevent misunderstandings?

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)

You mean that little bag of stuff in the box with my new cellphone is actually part of Thanksgiving dinner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (oPNmq)

408 What on earth did you do now?

Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Ix4M6)

---------

Well, here's what happened...

WW went to the store and unloaded the grocery bags in the kitchen. I
came along later and saw a beam of light from Heaven shining on a
package of mini-blueberry muffins. Thinking how thoughtful and
considerate my beautiful wife is, I ate a bunch of them. Apparently
they were reserved for Thursday morning.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (Sfs6

Oops. Looks like you will be making a run to the grocery store tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (Ix4M6)

409 No argument there - nothing has changed though. All you have to do is ask. My point is, why is it *news* that public employers get sued and settle?

Because 1) they aren't supposed to be groping and boning the help, kind of a big deal since they write a lot of laws on this shit and 2) we shouldn't be paying for their private actions.

Guys in the private sector are dropping like flies everyday over this crap. It's time that our employees face the same rules as everyone else.
Posted by: JackStraw


Especially when they are spending MY money to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (f/e+k)

410 SURPRISED?

NOT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (3BFzK)

411 This is Thanksgiving, not Easter! There's no custom of fasting beforehand.

Besides, if some people can have the foresight to double up on their Baby Ruths for Halloween, any reasonable person would ...

... you know what? The defense would like to change its plea to nolo contendre.

Posted by: F. Horse, Esq. at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zkGZ8)

412 My inner liberal raped my inner feminist while my inner socialist stood by and did nothing! *sob*

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (schB/)

413 My dear grandma and her who-knows-how-old dish of candy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:36 PM (IbrTD)



She dusts it every week.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (cu8/f)

414 How could it not know what it is?

Posted by: Brade Runner at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (fSf/G)

415 Even in his prime, Mr. Kristol was a big time defeatist. He should just come out as a big-time Statist and be done with it.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (3NJT9)

416 Well, the guy has always had a Cuck Kuato growing out of his torso but
now he's opened his jacket and let Cuck Kuato take over the most
important organ in his body: His twitter account.


Beauty.

Posted by: Mimzey at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (n3hky)

417 That cruise ship going near any fjords? Bill seems to be pinin' for them.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2017 08:32 PM (MwpRk)

418 407 "You mean that little bag of stuff in the box with my new cellphone is actually part of Thanksgiving dinner?"

Now that is damn funny.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (MwpRk)

419 Riffing on 407, can we send Bill a blender but remove the little "Do not insert penis and press Puree" tag?

Okay, it wouldn't reach would it?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (MwpRk)

420 How long until we learn about Bill's Inner Pedophile and the old 35 mm's start to be splashed all over the place and the trophy little boys underwear stash discovered?

President Donald John Trump has been the luckiest man on Earth in his enemies.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (S26Uu)

421 a bishop in the Roman Catholic Franciscan Order

Not sure that's phrased correctly, but - I thought the Franciscan's were the one Catholic order the lefties liked.

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:06 PM (yM/Yl)

422 I think his internal vajayjay has been awakened too.

Posted by: DLC2 at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (/fp4C)

423 Who is surprised at this trans-conservative detransitioning? I just can't wait for him to stop ideologically crossdressing, and get in his leftist dress.

Posted by: SciVo at November 22, 2017 05:34 AM (5C7pS)

424 >>>WHAT IS HAPPENING?


They are who we thought they were

Posted by: x at November 22, 2017 08:56 AM (nFwvY)

425 who was it that brought out his inner c*ksucker?

Posted by: Slick Wilbur at November 22, 2017 11:55 AM (8F7Ub)

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