John Conyers Paid $27,000 to Hush Sexual Harassment Claim; First Denies, Then Confirms Payout

Who could have possibly suspected that this corrupt old f*** was corrupt.

I mean sure, his wife is in jail for taking bribes, but who would have imagined criminality would have extended to him?

He's also accused of being a "serial sexual harasser."

A leading Democratic congressman settled a wrongful dismissal complaint for more than $27,000 in taxpayer funding after he allegedly fired the staffer because she would not "succumb to [his] sexual advances," according to a new report.
The congressman, Michigan Rep. John Conyers, is described as a serial sexual harasser who would prey on his female staffers in sworn affidavits signed by four of his former staffers. BuzzFeed News first reported the bombshell allegations and accompanying settlement after right-wing blogger Mike Cernovich provided the website with the documents.
One former female employee filed a complaint with the Congressional Office Of Compliance in 2014, alleging that she was fired for rebuffing Conyers’'sexual advances. It was that employee who eventually received a $27,111.75 settlement in 2015, in exchange for a confidentiality agreement. The congressman did not admit to fault as part of the settlement agreement.
"In her complaint, the former employee said Conyers repeatedly asked her for sexual favors and often asked her to join him in a hotel room. On one occasion, she alleges that Conyers asked her to work out of his room for the evening, but when she arrived the congressman started talking about his sexual desires," BuzzFeed reported. "She alleged he then told her she needed to 'touch it," in reference to his penis, or find him a woman who would meet his sexual demands."

This demented old satyr first denied the payout, then, I guess, checked with his large team of Memory Helper Nurses, and admitted the payout, while denying all charges.

At Hot Air, it's reported that Buzzfeed says they also have proof that Conyers knew about this settlement all along, so he was straight-up lying in his first statement.

Except for maybe the dementia.

Posted by: Ace at 04:28 PM

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1 The Office of Compliance that Congress set-up to cover-up sexual assault allegations is a hoot. An accuser can't go public ever, and has to go through several months of process (including a month of "counselling"). If the accuser prevails, the Congresscritter is sent a secret letter, telling him how angry the OOC is, and a secret pay-off is made, paid by the taxpayers.

This is better than Congress exempting itself and staff from ObamaCare.

I'd insist that all such past settlements be disclosed, and let the chips fall wherever they may.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (cAXIk)

2 1 down....

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

3 Democrats are just doing the sexual harassing republicans won't do.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (eSx+E)

4 with his large team of Memory Helper Nurses,

Most guys have at least one she who never forgets.

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (FhXTo)

5 He should resign from congress and run for the Detroit Public Schools Board.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (+lVUW)

6 A couple people were wuestioning whether Cernovich would come through...well....

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2017 04:30 PM (eSx+E)

7 Hush, hush, I hear my baby calli'n my name...
now Hush, hush...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:30 PM (MINbv)

8 Waiting for Eddie Munster to weigh in on this latest pile of crap in Congress. I bet he'll have some inspiring words.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 21, 2017 04:30 PM (igEI3)

9 A Serial Sexual Harasser?

Kaboom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:30 PM (lgWNz)

10 $27K is not enough to have sex with Conyers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

11 Ethics committee investigating to make sure the groping was done in an ethical way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (BoMuO)

12 I'd insist that all such past settlements be disclosed"

Now you're just teasing us. Shame on you.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (MINbv)

13 Confidentiality agreements are kinda standard for these cases. But bureaucrats gotta bureaucrat. So even if the former staff member (heheheh) does not speak about it, there is a record of payment made publicly available.

Posted by: Penfold at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (Fbt5B)

14
Despite fossilization, John Conyers is an execrable, power-mad goniff who got filthy rich of the immiseration of the black constituents who voted for him time and again, hoping he would deliver them from the evils of whites and capitalism. Instead he tightened the veritable chains around them and doomed them to decades of despair.

Loathsome bastard who deserves a punishment I will not type here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

15 >>$27K is not enough to have sex with Conyers.

How much you holding out for?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

16 that wasn't hush money, that was bonus money

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (QC/4S)

17 #NotAllCBCMembers

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (9TK8E)

18 "Sooner or later, I might get to someone you *do* care about! " -- Hans Gruber

I've been a big Pixar fan, so sad to hear about John Lasseter. Apparently he was more a drunk handsy nerd at the Xmas Party than a true predator.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (cAXIk)

19 FFS Payoffs with our money??? pitchfork time.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (0OmEj)

20 He's a communist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (QQ+il)

21 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (3myMJ)

22
$27,000? That's not very much per inch. Unless he doesn't have very many inches.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (ajiE5)

23 Sexual Favors : I need to borrow your dildo, right quick.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (lgWNz)

24 21 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (3myMJ)

Black trumps Jew/white.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

25 $27K is not enough to have sex with Conyers.

How much you holding out for?"

That plus a box of KaBoom...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (MINbv)

26 Help me understand how a taxpayer settlement like this was kept quiet for so long?

What dept did it run through?

If you could get a fed check cut for sex harassment and nobody noticed, then no telling how many millions of taxpayer dollars are parked in offshore accounts for these swamp creatures.

Posted by: Maritime at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (lKmt3)

27 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*deep breath*

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (xJa6I)

28 21 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (3myMJ)

White Privilege?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (9TK8E)

29 23 Sexual Favors : I need to borrow your dildo, right quick.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (lgWNz)

Sexual favors are in the goody bags given out at Fashion Week and the Oscars, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

30 TOUCH IT!!!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (hMwEB)

31 Using tax dollars to pay off a personal sexual assault case? I still don't think this is in any way legal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

32 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go? "

Should I stay or should I go?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (MINbv)

33 John Conyers Paid $27,000 to Hush Sexual Harassment Claim; First Denies, Then Confirms Payout

Shouldn't that read "First Lies, Then Admits Payout?"

Because denying and then confirming establishes that ONE of those statements was a lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

34 This manner of doing a payoff.
https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/932811217202229248

Would not show up as a payoff since it is just an expense paid for out of the Congressman's office budget. This is similar to the mob "no-show" jobs and ones like Mooch had with the University of Chicago Hospital.

If someone starts digging around in the money flows on the left so many things will crawl out from under rocks. Payoffs and extortion make the Community Organizing scam go round.

Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (zOpu5)

35 Never go the full Charlie Rose.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (q177U)

36 >>Help me understand how a taxpayer settlement like this was kept quiet for so long?

see : The First Rule of Congressional Sex Assault Club

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (lgWNz)

37 My guess is that we'll never see that list of perps responsible for those "settlements" because it'd reflect poorly on the Congressional Black Caucus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

38 24 21 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (3myMJ)

Black trumps Jew/white.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

What's the current hirearchy? I know Cis Het White Males are on the bottom. Are Cis Het White Women just above them?

Just trying to keep track of who is where on that ladder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (xJa6I)

39 Just the other night I was watching a documentary on the great Blue Note jazz guitarist Grant Green (one of my favorites!) who was from Detroit, and a young(er) John Conyers was interviewed in the film. I guess he knew Green back in the day or something.

But anyways, being that I truly detest Conyers, as I was watching I said to the better half: "Wouldn't it be great if Conyers is next with a sex scandal?"

Et voila!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (ul9CR)

40 Did this happen when he was younger? Because he looks too old to even be interested in sex..unless he just wanted to check out tits and ass (I can't believe I even typed that).

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

41 Rose tinted glass sounds so X-rated now.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (q177U)

42 The member demands to be touched.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (hMwEB)

43 34 This manner of doing a payoff.
https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/932811217202229248

Would not show up as a payoff since it is just an expense paid for out of the Congressman's office budget. This is similar to the mob "no-show" jobs and ones like Mooch had with the University of Chicago Hospital.

If someone starts digging around in the money flows on the left so many things will crawl out from under rocks. Payoffs and extortion make the Community Organizing scam go round.
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (zOpu5)

If billions of dollars from the US Treasury can be palletized and flown to Tehran, imagine the amount that's been goniffed that stayed right in DC.

Revolutions have been sparked for less than this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

44 I thought John Lasseter was gay. WTF?????

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (42M22)

45
Got willowed, so I'm repeating:

My goodness, Michael Medved is a whiny, mewling quim. I was flipping
through the radio stations earlier today and heard him defending the MFM, and
attacking the idea of 'fake news', by claiming that the media does NOT
protect their own. After all, look at Charlie Rose!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (8iiMU)

46 You know, I always sort of figured there would be immediate and severely negative consequences for sexually harassing women. What a doofus I have been.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (Sfs6o)

47 How can John Lasseter resign over harassing women when he was an out gay man? So bizarre.

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (42M22)

48 Burn down DC! For the children.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (0OmEj)

49 So why did Conyers deny it when asked by an AP reporter this morning? His office says Conyers was "confused."

Just how many harassees is he dealing with?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (QQ+il)

50 The Democrat Party collectively (?) decided to get rid of a Republican Senatorial candidate by setting their own house on fire to drive him out, only to find that the fire department has been unionized by SEIU and isn't coming until their demands are met.

Oopsie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (YqDXo)

51 Just trying to keep track of who is where on that ladder"

Well, a black Eskimo muslim tranny would pretty much guarantee a top five ranking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (MINbv)

52 41 Rose tinted glass sounds so X-rated now.
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (q177U)

Tinted white. I disgust myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

53 It was that employee who eventually received a $27,111.75 settlement in
2015, in exchange for a confidentiality agreement. The congressman did
not admit to fault as part of the settlement agreement.

I think I've found the problem.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (O5Q3r)

54 18 "Sooner or later, I might get to someone you *do* care about! " -- Hans Gruber

I've been a big Pixar fan, so sad to hear about John Lasseter. Apparently he was more a drunk handsy nerd at the Xmas Party than a true predator.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (cAXIk)

Jah, I'm a little sad too. Seems like was a little too handsy and kissy outside of parties though.

Fuck it. Their rules, make 'em live by it.

(I can't even make a Cars 2 joke here. I think the dude is seriously talented)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (xJa6I)

55 After we reach orbit we nuke the place. It's the only way to be sure.

*pan to shot of ship reaching for orbit with Rep. Conyers clinging to the hull*

Posted by: Cdr. Ripley at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (6dFYM)

56 $27k? I got that much in my ice cube tray.

Posted by: Wm. J. Jefferson at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (bc2Lc)

57 >> So why did Conyers deny it when asked by an AP reporter this morning?

Reflexive Denial

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (lgWNz)

58 Medved is a Uniparty shill.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (hMwEB)

59 The member demands to be touched."

We are not working on your staff...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (MINbv)

60 After Robert Wexler and Ann Lewis, I think I hated Conyers the most of the Clinton TV defenders from the impeachment days. Even more than Lanny Davis.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)

61 Wow. Lotta deadwood getting cleaned out these days. Too bad it didn't get culled earlier so it couldn't have done so much damage to so many things.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (H8S+R)

62 Yes, hehheh touch it Beavis.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (xqfqx)

63
If we had a press that was even the slightest bit curious, one of them would be trying to figure out how he got off (sorry) so cheaply.

That sounds like an incredibly low number.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (ajiE5)

64 51 Well, a black Eskimo muslim tranny would pretty much guarantee a top five ranking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (MINbv)

In SJW-land, you have to be Middle-Eastern to be a True Muslim.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (9TK8E)

65 Willowed; earlier today:

CONSPIRACY THEORY

DWS's Pakistani computer guy -- Arwan -- had copies of the House sexual harassment files, transferred them to the Russians, who are now feeding them back to American social media types like Cernovich, using suspicious secondary channels, adding to the surreality of everything.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (I/iGu)

66 Has roy Moore released a campaign add of him laughing for 30 seconds straight while pictures of prominent democrats are displayed behind him yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (eSx+E)

67 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?

Hello! I must be going!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (BoMuO)

68 47 How can John Lasseter resign over harassing women when he was an out gay man? So bizarre.
Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (42M22)

Isn't he married to a woman with lots of kids?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (xJa6I)

69 Not only does the complainant have to do the counseling but also there is a 90 day mediation period as well. All to get you to say 2+2=5.

Screw them, every name should be named.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (PDZP6)

70
He should resign from congress and run for the Detroit Public Schools Board.
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LOL. I totally understand what you're referencing here.

/yes, it's about masturbation in the workplace...

Posted by: shibumi at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (aT+Bx)

71 It's just so awesome because Conyers is supposed to be beyond all criticism and reproach. Until he suddenly isn't.

Like Schlichter keeps saying, Progs are gonna HATE their new rules!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (ul9CR)

72
That's why the left is all about raising taxes. To pay off their victims.

Posted by: Gladly pay you Tuesday at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (/zwDg)

73 Sigh. I mean, isn't John Lasseter married to a woman with whom he has several children.

Punctuation is your friend, Mark...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (xJa6I)

74
His office says Conyers was "confused."

Which is exactly what you want in a congressman

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (lKyWE)

75 What's the point of becoming a Congressman if you can't diddle the help? And how's a guy gonna pay for it if he doesn't use those happy happy slush funds...uh...campaign contributions?

A guy can't get rich unless he works the system, see?

And, in the immortal words of Ron White, this dick isn't gonna suck itself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (7UW64)

76
The only thing as loathsome as Conyers is his wife. A piece of work that one is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

77 In SJW-land, you have to be Middle-Eastern to be a True Muslim."

I'm self selecting as a Middle eastern Eskimo, H8ter...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (MINbv)

78 According to MN law, if Franken holds onto mid-June of 2018, then his resignation will not trigger a special election, and his replacement serves until end of term, 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (I/iGu)

79 Bill Clinton paid Paula Jones 850K . Well his defense fund paid her. He did not pay a penny out of his pocket. Narcissistic psychopath just like his pseudo wife.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

80 At this rate a quorum in Congress will fit into a booth at Denny's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (YqDXo)

81 "So why did Conyers deny it when asked by an AP reporter this morning? His office says Conyers was "confused.""

He was confused because he thought no one could find out.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (3myMJ)

82 "If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?
If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?"

There's been too much Konflation going on.

40-year old claims are different than more recent ones. There's a reason we have statutes of limitations.

Unasked French kisses aren't the same as penetrative rape. One is Bad Icky, the other is a major felony.

Harassment at work (Conyers) is different than being a creep on your time, compounded when you use company funds for a pay-off (Conyers / Weinstein).

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (cAXIk)

83 The ficus is trading war stories with the chicken.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (q177U)

84 @ 58 Yes, Medved is indeed a uniparty shill. I can't understand why that hack still has a show. His loathing of Trump is palpable through the radio. I'm sure he cried in his pillow once Jeb! got kicked out of the race.

Posted by: fly gal at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (8TdcF)

85 /yes, it's about masturbation in the workplace...

Paging Jocelyn Elders...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (MINbv)

86 >>So why did Conyers deny it when asked by an AP reporter this morning?

>>Reflexive Denial

Even better, I heard that his spokestwat said he was confused with a different sexual harassment claim that has recently been made.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

87 39 Just the other night I was watching a documentary on the great Blue Note jazz guitarist Grant Green (one of my favorites!) who was from Detroit, and a young(er) John Conyers was interviewed in the film. I guess he knew Green back in the day or something.

But anyways, being that I truly detest Conyers, as I was watching I said to the better half: "Wouldn't it be great if Conyers is next with a sex scandal?"

Et voila!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (ul9CR)

Oooh, oooh! Now do Rob Reiner...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

88 This is because he's black, isn't it?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (14URa)

89 >>The ficus is trading war stories with the chicken.

John Conyers has a wet mustache.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (lgWNz)

90 Put that old diseased pecker back in your pants old man. Trust me, no one wants to see it.

Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (79p/O)

91 At this point in our history would we be better or worse off firing every single congress critter and picking one person at random from each district to replace them.

Posted by: Big V at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (MVE/7)

92 I bet the almost the entire Congressional Black Caucus has made some of these settlements. No evidence, just a hunch.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (SIP8o)

93 My goodness, Michael Medved is a whiny, mewling quim. I was flipping
through the radio stations earlier today and heard him defending the MFM, and
attacking the idea of 'fake news', by claiming that the media does NOT
protect their own. After all, look at Charlie Rose!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (8iiMU)

Medved lost his mind permanently in the last few years. In 2008 when he had "Disagreement Day" the callers were all libs. In 2016 the callers were all conservatives.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (y7DUB)

94 He confused this payout with the other one he used freezer money on.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (rwxoo)

95 A leading Democratic congressman settled a wrongful dismissal complaint for more than $27,000 in taxpayer funding
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If he used my money, he didn't settle it to my satisfaction.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (7ZVPa)

96 John Conyers has a wet mustache.

Ok, that's funny. And we've reached some sort of meme Zen zone....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (MINbv)

97 Even better, I heard that his spokestwat said he was confused with a different sexual harassment claim that has recently been made.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

Spokestwat: "Sorry, could you be more specific? Which of the sexual harassment cases are you referring to? It's so hard to keep track."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

98 defending the MFM, and attacking the idea of 'fake news', by claiming that the media does NOT protect their own. After all, look at Charlie Rose!

-
Yeah, 30 or 40 years of coverups then they've had enough!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)

99 If you could get a fed check cut for sex harassment and nobody noticed, then no telling how many millions of taxpayer dollars are parked in offshore accounts for these swamp creatures.

Harry Reid never held a real job his entire life, yet retired a multi millionaire. Pelosi makes millions per year and is a "public servant". Between legalized insider trading and office slush funds there is no question the staff budgets are full of corruption

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (BoMuO)

100 I want my soup!

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (SkuXa)

101 If he used my money, he didn't settle it to my satisfaction."

I can't get no...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (MINbv)

102 "She alleged he then told her she needed to 'touch it," in reference to his penis, or find him a woman who would meet his sexual demands."

Talk about a missed opportunity. A tranny hooker and film at eleven would have been freakin hilarious.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (tMFgx)

103 Radio Hannity is going to town on Donna Brazil. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (14URa)

104 Oooh, oooh! Now do Rob Reiner...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

My choice: Tom Steyer.

Please, God. One time!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

105 Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (cAXIk)

Thanks for clearing that up.

*scratches head*

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (3myMJ)

106 "This demented old satyr..."
...........

Talk about old man balls.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

107 So exactly where was Rep. Conyers parading around naked with a flaming hard on?

Posted by: Rep. bwarnee fwank at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (6dFYM)

108 Save time: move Capitol Hill to Gitmo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

109
Conyers pick up line was: Let me show you just how big I am on civil rights.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (IbrTD)

110 But anyways, being that I truly detest Conyers, as I
was watching I said to the better half: "Wouldn't it be great if
Conyers is next with a sex scandal?"

Et voila!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM
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Can the Horde get a list of Most Hated Democrats together and send it to WhatWhatWhat? so that he/she can use his/her powers to make them potentially go away?

Posted by: shibumi at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (aT+Bx)

111 RACIST!!!!

Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (VcjK0)

112 I'm really beginning to suspect that I didn't negotiate my compensation package very well.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (Sfs6o)

113 Minor Emergency prayer request - college kid just texted ed that her bus might get stuck at the rest stop.
Check engine light on, driver in huddle with other bus drivers (they are a pack of buses from the college to our end of the state)

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (hMwEB)

114
Conyers to girls: My civil rights, let me put them in you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (IbrTD)

115 At this point in our history would we be better or worse off firing every single congress critter and picking one person at random from each district to replace them.

Single term limit and congress is only in session from Jan-Apr on odd years and Jan-feb in even.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (BoMuO)

116 107,
Er, no. Just no. Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (MINbv)

117 Touch It

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D) at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (lgWNz)

118 >>So why did Conyers deny it when asked by an AP reporter this morning?
...........

Because he's a lying sack of shit. He's in Congress, right?

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (HgMAr)

119
Conyers: Let's you and me improve race relations.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (IbrTD)

120 I do believe he was on a commercial flight sitting next to some woman and her kids while paging through a penthouse. She snapped photos and complained.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (ds7Cz)

121 I've been a big Pixar fan, so sad to hear about John Lasseter. Apparently he was more a drunk handsy nerd at the Xmas Party than a true predator.

Yeah. I think that's pretty mild against the backdrop of the awful shit professional Democrats have been doing, but Pandora's box has been opened.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (3J/LN)

122 but Pandora's box has been opened."

Phrasing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (MINbv)

123 After Hastert we should have no doubts about tyhe level of depravity that our gubberment has sunk to.

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (6dFYM)

124 So, they paid her off for sexual harassment, but still took out FICA and taxes?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

125 It's not the Sixe of the Settlement.

It's the Girth.

Am I right?

Posted by: John Conyers (D) at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (lgWNz)

126 Conyers to girls: My civil rights, let me put them in you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (IbrTD)
Let me give you some affirmative action.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (14URa)

127 Oh, and BBL, y'all. Been a fun day.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (MINbv)

128 At this rate a quorum in Congress will fit into a booth at Denny's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (YqDXo)
........

and pay with our money.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (HgMAr)

129 Was Conyers the one with all the cash in his freezer?

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (LiyEm)

130 I bet the almost the entire Congressional Black Caucus has made some of these settlements. No evidence, just a hunch.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (SIP8o)

Most of those guys are in majority-minority districts. They are virtual fiefdoms where they can do whatever they want. It's not surprising that they have gotten used to a little Primae Noctis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (QQ+il)

131 "He told me I had to touch it to see what was in it."

-Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (3myMJ)

132 Phrasing is entirely intentional. This is the HQ.

At this rate a quorum in Congress will fit into a booth at Denny's.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (3J/LN)

133 He asked her to 'touch it'? Ewwww...for goodness sake. that is just disgusting.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (a0IVu)

134

Let me give you some affirmative action.

Posted by: Peaches

You win.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (IbrTD)

135

Fine.

Dont call the corgis anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (8XRCm)

136 The congressman's dick does not suck itself

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 04:47 PM (BtQd4)

137 Minor Emergency prayer request - college kid just texted ed that her bus might get stuck at the rest stop.
Check engine light on, driver in huddle with other bus drivers (they are a pack of buses from the college to our end of the state)

THE BUS NEEDS TO PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY!!! The check engine light means there is something wrong with the emissions system. It is spewing out way more CO2 than it should! This is an environmental emergency! I'm contacting the EPA. What is their location?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:47 PM (BoMuO)

138 122 but Pandora's box has been opened."

Phrasing?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (MINbv)

Speculum?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:47 PM (xJa6I)

139 My money is still on Olbermann being soon to be accused.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)

140 Really this is sad, well over half these congresscritter people deserve federal prison for many years. If we are being honest. FFS we would be better off if we fired the whole lot and appointed random people to fill their places.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 04:47 PM (0OmEj)

141 I call it my Fillibuster.

Go ahead Touch It.

Posted by: John Conyers (D) at November 21, 2017 04:47 PM (lgWNz)

142 Check engine light can mean anything or nothing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

143 It's my dick in a box!

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (SkuXa)

144 When you use binoculars on the Congressional Office Building you never know what you are going to see.

Posted by: Guy Who Yells GETSUM at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (6dFYM)

145 Was Conyers the one with all the cash in his freezer?

Jeffers

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (BoMuO)

146 >>He asked her to 'touch it'? Ewwww...for goodness sake. that is just disgusting.

Better scratch this one from my arsenal of sure fire pickup lines.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

147 Actually it's getting me perturbed this no nood thing, if you want to be first it's fine by me but at least go back and let everyone know

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (aC6Sd)

148 145 Ah,yes....

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (LiyEm)

149 White House Chief Correspondent for OANN is saying , via Twitter, that Trump wants the names of the congressional sex offenders revealed.

[In Joe Kenda voice]

"Oh, my, my."

They can use this:

https://apologygenerator.com/

/over at Gateway Pundit

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (aT+Bx)

150 Can the Horde get a list of Most Hated Democrats together and send it to WhatWhatWhat? so that he/she can use his/her powers to make them potentially go away?
Posted by: shibumi at November 21, 2017 04:44 PM (aT+Bx)

1. Tom Steyer
2. Chuck Schumer
3. Gloria Allred
4. Kameltoe Harris
5. Alan Grayson
6. Maxine Waters
7. Gavin Newsome
7. Gloria Allred

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

151 Does the accuser recognize the member from Michigan?

And the member attached?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (7ZVPa)

152 Was Conyers the one with all the cash in his freezer?
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:46 PM (LiyEm)

No, William Jefferson.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (y7DUB)

153 Check engine light can mean anything or nothing.

I just put some electrical tape over it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

154 He's also accused of being a "serial sexual harasser."

After he had his way with me, he said that he had had better *snif*

Posted by: Kaboom at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (326rv)

155 There used to be a time when spackling the inner pink walls was part of the job on The Hill.

Posted by: Jon Konyers at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (g4lFK)

156 "Check engine light on, driver in huddle with other bus drivers"

Had a car that did that at 62,000 miles. General manager was a buddy. Called him and he said, "They set those to come on so you'll bring it in for the $450 - 60,000 mile checkup."

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (3myMJ)

157 kid only knows about the check engine light but the driver might be worried about something else

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (hMwEB)

158 Should I stay or should I go?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay I'll pay you double

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (HgMAr)

159 I bet the almost the entire Congressional Black Caucus has made some of these settlements. No evidence, just a hunch.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (SIP8o)

I wouldn't touch that bet with a barge pole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (YqDXo)

160 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9whmjlf

Daily caller has conyers on video reading porn mag on commercial flight.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (+kZi0)

161 "His office says Conyers was "confused."

That was always Conyers go to schtick whenever he got a tough question in an interview.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

162 I'm sure it is going to come out that one of these reprobates used the old dick in the box move...

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (LiyEm)

163 The inconsistencies and ridiculousness of Roy Moores accusers unfortunately get lost in this sexual harassment hysteria.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

164 New York Hipsters discover the water fountain

http://tinyurl.com/ybew55nd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

165 Was Conyers the one with all the cash in his freezer?

No, that was Jim Jeffers, (D) New Orleans.

Now that news has broken about this sex scandal hush money fund, you have to ask how many other slush funds of a few hundred million dollars are buried in that 4 trillion dollar Federal Budget and who is getting that money.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (4XCge)

166 Heard this on long way home on Philadelphia talk radio. The swamp creatures need to be limited to term limits

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (aC6Sd)

167 146 >>He asked her to 'touch it'? Ewwww...for goodness sake. that is just disgusting.

Better scratch this one from my arsenal of sure fire pickup lines.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

Seemed to work in Magic Mike

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (xJa6I)

168
Nood Notification is common courtesy here at AoS.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (IbrTD)

169 You know, at the very least, someone in Congress could put together a bill outlawing members of Congress using taxpayer dollars to settle sexual harassment claims.

These guys seem to rush through every single screwball piece of feelgood legislation yet are unable to bring themselves to offer a bill that disallows use of public funds for things like settlements?

Yeah, yeah, I know, Congress loves to exempt themselves from laws we proles need to follow, but still...

Anyway, more proof Congress considers taxes their money and the taxpayer be damned.

Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (qC1Sy)

170 "Check engine light on, driver in huddle with other bus drivers"

Good God, they're even ringing up bus engines for sexual harassment!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

171 139 My money is still on Olbermann being soon to be accused.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____________

No way you're getting me to walk down into the basement of his mom's house.

Posted by: Really, Really Stupid Bimbo at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (j+dfT)

172 Actually it's getting me perturbed this no nood thing, if you want to be first it's fine by me but at least go back and let everyone know
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (aC6Sd)

they think they are better than you ...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (QC/4S)

173 Hey baby, wanna see my 8 Mile.

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (OD2ni)

174
Jefferson, not Jeffers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (IbrTD)

175 We can only hope the SJW-Jacobin feeding frenzy continues through 'winter break' and into the new year.

Charlie Rose's head on a platter. Hilarious.

Posted by: 13times at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (WHVu+)

176 Nood Notification is common courtesy here at AoS.

It's become Uncommon Courtesy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (QQ+il)

177 There's a story arc in The Wire where the meathead cop "Herc" walks in on the black mayor getting a BJ from his secretary. Herc is all worried that the mayor will retaliate, until his police rabbi tells him to just play cool and the mayor will pay him back in spades, for proven loyalty and discretion, which is exactly what happens. "Hey, you're down pretty low on the promotion list. Let's see what I can do."

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (cAXIk)

178 157
kid only knows about the check engine light but the driver might be worried about something else

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (hMwEB)
They're college kids. They have a bunch of buses. Can't they just redistribute the ones on your kid's bus into the other ones? They shouldn't be super picky at that age. Have a snuggle, laugh a lot, be home soon.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (14URa)

179 That was always Conyers go to schtick whenever he got a tough question in an interview.

Seems like a poor place to retreat to. Dumb and confused? Vote for me, I'm clueless and easily baffled!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)

180 If billions of dollars from the US Treasury can be palletized and flown to Tehran, imagine the amount that's been goniffed that stayed right in DC.

Revolutions have been sparked for less than this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (mbh

Has anyone ever traced where that money (cash! Not a big deal at all says Obama!) came from and how it was supposedly accounted for?

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (hZ+us)

181 >>You know, at the very least, someone in Congress could put together a bill outlawing members of Congress using taxpayer dollars to settle sexual harassment claims.

I'm pretty sure it's already illegal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (/tuJf)

182
And it's William, not Jim.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (IbrTD)

183 They moved the kids to other buses.
Yay.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (hMwEB)

184 "they think they are better than you ...
Posted by: runner"

You think you're better than me? It's go time!!

Posted by: Izzy Mendelbaum at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

185 At some point soon about a dozen R's are going to be accused to deflect the spotlight.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (Sfs6o)

186 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (8iiMU)

Medved lost his mind permanently in the last few years. In 2008
when he had "Disagreement Day" the callers were all libs. In 2016 the
callers were all conservatives.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (y7DUB)

Heh, didn't know that, but I believe it. I remember a few years ago he sounded reasonable. Haven't run across him until the past couple days. Couldn't stand to listen to him for more than five minutes, on two separate occasions. My, my how the masks have fallen off!
And "Uniparty shill" is a most accurate description.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (8iiMU)

187 178 yup, that's what they did!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (hMwEB)

188 Jefferson, not Jeffers.

Ok, thanks.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (4XCge)

189 Pretty sure Jesse Jackson Jr and his wife had a similar scam going on, husband in Cong and wife at City Hall (both went to prison). JJ sr had a lot of payouts for his honies, but he wasn't in Congress.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (MIKMs)

190
Jim Jeffords was a party-jumping senator from Vermont. He was jeff flake before there was a jeff flake.

Jeffords is senile now. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (IbrTD)

191 IIRC Conyers' boy went to prison too for some type of political corruption.

My guess it is just racism that is attacking this fine black democrat party family.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (3BFzK)

192 160 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9whmjlf

Daily caller has conyers on video reading porn mag on commercial flight.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (+kZi0)

It's Puritan, so it's all good with the AME crowd, nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

193
Oooh, oooh! Now do Rob Reiner...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

I believe he has already admitted to groping Mary Tyler Moore's ass when he was a teenager on the set of his dads show

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (lKyWE)

194 And... another one bites the dust.

This time, the head of animation at Disney. John Lasseter. On a "leave of absence."

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (aT+Bx)

195 Has anyone ever traced where that money (cash! Not a
big deal at all says Obama!) came from and how it was supposedly
accounted for?

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (hZ+us)
Seems to have been black holed. Could have used that money right here in the US.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

196 When do I get a list of all of the harassers, and how much of my money has been paid on their behalf to settle lawsuits.

It's my money; I deserve to know how it was used illegally.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

197 >> "21
If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?"

Posted by: Meremortal

And if they both stay why should Moore pay any attention whatsoever to what the media and lefty politicos are demanding of him?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (AdmmK)

198 And, y'know, if the NSA really is as creepy as everyone wants to believe, then I hope they have had a hand in exposing all of these sexually predatory fools.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (I/iGu)

199 164 New York Hipsters discover the water fountain

http://tinyurl.com/ybew55nd
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

Next they'll discover paper towels.

Oh and for you comic book nerds, I bought 'Kill or Be Killed' and I can't tell if it's satire or being played straight. The protagonist is almost a cliche of an emo NY hipster Millenial.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (xJa6I)

200 Jefferson, not Jeffers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:51 PM (IbrTD)

Movin' on down, to the Big House,
We finally get to do some hard time!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (YqDXo)

201 Can't wait for Maxine Waters to weigh in on Conyer's crank. Should be excellent entertainment. It will also end in impeaching Trump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

202 So he admits that he paid off a woman accusing him of sexual harassment while he was a Congressman, where is Ryan, McConnell and everyone else asking for his resignation?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (+Dllb)

203 Seems like a poor place to retreat to. Dumb and confused? Vote for me, I'm clueless and easily baffled!
---------------

Why are you trying to railroad this good man! He's a great person who does his best! Why do you hate black people?

Posted by: Average democrat voter at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (SkuXa)

204 Heard Andrew Willow at lunch and he is surprised Keith Olbermann hasn't been accused yet.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (aC6Sd)

205 In the mean time...The Dow Jones Industrial Average, SP 500, Nasdaq, and Russell 2000 all close day at new record highs..

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (a0IVu)

206 160 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9whmjlf

Daily caller has conyers on video reading porn mag on commercial flight.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (+kZi0)

Can't spell class without ass.

Posted by: Jon Konyers at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (g4lFK)

207 164 New York Hipsters discover the water fountain

http://tinyurl.com/ybew55nd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

Like I'll click one of your links again . . . last one cost me 50 bucks.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (14URa)

208 kid said driver said one of the air pressure valves broke
does that mean on the brakes?
happy they're safe and on the way

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (hMwEB)

209 Let me give you some affirmative action.

Posted by: Peaches

You win.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!

I shall overcome......over and over and.......

Posted by: Conyers at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (326rv)

210 It's not the Sixe of the Settlement.

It's the Girth.

Am I right?

Very large, round numbers. At least six of them to the left of the little decimal point thingy. Maybe more.

Plus a book deal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (tRaq7)

211 193
Oooh, oooh! Now do Rob Reiner...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

I believe he has already admitted to groping Mary Tyler Moore's ass when he was a teenager on the set of his dads show
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (lKyWE)

Huh. A girl's ass, huh? Didn't see that coming.

Mind you, MTM had a badonkadonk back in the day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

212 kid only knows about the check engine light but the driver might be worried about something else

He is worried about how life will go on without a Conyers in Congress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (BoMuO)

213 Jefferson didn't molest anyone,he may have been obnoxious but he was devoted to Weezie....

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (LiyEm)

214 At this point in our history would we be better or worse off firing every single congress critter and picking one person at random from each district to replace them.

Lottery for legislators!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 21, 2017 04:55 PM (2X7pN)

215 176 Nood Notification is common courtesy here at AoS.

It's become Uncommon Courtesy.
Posted by: Grump928(

Post 306 & 354 last thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (f/e+k)

216 Conyers is, of course, a proud Communist.
He shouldn't even be in office.

Posted by: navybrat at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (w7KSn)

217 BTW... Moore is now 33 points ahead on "Predict It."

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (aT+Bx)

218 Jeffords is senile now. Really.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (IbrTD)

So ... Dem Presidential material?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (YqDXo)

219 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (g4lFK)

220 Sorry I was confused...did I say Touch It?

Because, I meant Sniff It.

Posted by: John Conyers (D) at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (lgWNz)

221 kid only knows about the check engine light but the driver might be worried about something else

Tell him not to slow down below 55MPH

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (BoMuO)

222 last one cost me 50 bucks.

?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

223 What's incredible is that Congress has a baked-in procedure to use in these cases: call the payouts "salary" for accounting purposes. Remember that when Wicked Witch of the Worst Pelosi or Fauxahontas is blathering on about protecting women.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (ppaKI)

224 Oooh, oooh! Now do Rob Reiner...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

My choice: Tom Steyer.

Please, God. One time!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

My choice: Bill Maher, Bill Maher, Bill Maher. Please ask your better half about Bill Maher, WhatWhatWhat. It couldn't happer to a more deserving pr*ck.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (EzdLW)

225 Daily caller has conyers on video reading porn mag on commercial flight.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (+kZi0)

Shouldn't that be "reading?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

226 Tell him not to slow down below 55MPH
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (BoMuO)

that was a fun movie

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (hMwEB)

227 It will also end in impeaching Trump.

Nope, but thanks for playing. Trump has done nothing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (tRaq7)

228 What's incredible is that Congress has a baked-in procedure to use in these cases: call the payouts "salary" for accounting purposes. Remember that when Wicked Witch of the Worst Pelosi or Fauxahontas is blathering on about protecting women.
========
War on Women Much Nancy?

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (+kZi0)

229 JackStraw, Not arguing but why are all these claims funneled through the Office of Compliance if was illegal?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (PDZP6)

230 It was quietly reported today that Steve Mostyn passed away. Don't know Steve? He was the largest dem donor in Texas. Funded people like Wendy Davis, Gloria Van Deput (?, ran against Abbott), Bill White.

They didn't say it but he kilt hisself.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/steve-mostyn-democratic-mega-donor-dies-at-46/

Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (XTiHL)

231 Conyers getting his crimes played off by the public should be a reason for him to be thrown out, but I'm betting he isn't the only one

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (aC6Sd)

232 My choice: Tom Steyer.

Please, God. One time!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

My choice: Bill Maher, Bill Maher, Bill Maher. Please ask your better half about Bill Maher, WhatWhatWhat. It couldn't happer to a more deserving pr*ck.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (EzdLW)

Good choice, but I stick with Steyer, who is bidding fair to be a reboot of George Soros.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

233 Daily caller has conyers on video reading porn mag on commercial flight.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM (+kZi0)

Shouldn't that be "reading?"
=========
Yes. Yes it should.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (4zpCc)

234 If Lasseter is gay, then his advances towards women may be more of an alcohol problem than anything else. He gets drunk and overly handsy with female friends.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (oiNtH)

235 "I need you to touch it."

Wow, I'm really impressed with the smooth, suave moves of these guys. Casanova would be so impressed!

Even the Paolo gets a little sweet talk going before he pounces...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (ZM2xo)

236 230 arkancide strikes again

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (hMwEB)

237 Hasn't Maher already been accused of being a sleaze by several women?

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (LiyEm)

238 TOUCH IT!!!!!
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (hMwEB)

I know. I mean really? That's a real line he uses? It makes me laugh for some odd reason.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (dHUZO)

239 230 It was quietly reported today that Steve Mostyn passed away. Don't know Steve? He was the largest dem donor in Texas. Funded people like Wendy Davis, Gloria Van Deput (?, ran against Abbott), Bill White.

They didn't say it but he kilt hisself.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/steve-mostyn-democratic-mega-donor-dies-at-46/

Is there anything Trump can't do?
.
.
.

(apologies if that's over the line)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

240
arkancide

*snort*

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (8XRCm)

241 230 It was quietly reported today that Steve Mostyn passed away. Don't know Steve? He was the largest dem donor in Texas. Funded people like Wendy Davis, Gloria Van Deput (?, ran against Abbott), Bill White.

They didn't say it but he kilt hisself.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/steve-mostyn-democratic-mega-donor-dies-at-46/
Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (XTiHL)

Must've had a moral awakening.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

242 Does the Office of Compliance have kbdabear-style pics on its walls?

Posted by: I wonder at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (+INtM)

243 I believe he has already admitted to groping Mary Tyler Moore's ass when he was a teenager on the set of his dads show

In his defense, she had a really nice one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (39g3+)

244 Did everyone see the list of yearly payouts. Averages about 6 to 10 a year or more.

There was something like 200 complaints over the past 20 years kept secret.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (LXJ1e)

245 235
"I need you to touch it."

Wow, I'm really impressed with the smooth, suave moves of these guys. Casanova would be so impressed!

Even the Paolo gets a little sweet talk going before he pounces...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (ZM2xo)
Right? I mean at least make an attempt to set the mood, some champagne, sweet talk ...not just 'touch it, baby'. You would think a mature man would know better.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (a0IVu)

246 Hasn't Maher already been accused of being a sleaze by several women?
=========
I think for the last two decades he has used the services of experts. He is pretty much Mr. Legalize prostitution cause I'm doing it regardless.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (36agN)

247 If Lasseter is gay, then his advances towards women may be more of an alcohol problem than anything else. He gets drunk and overly handsy with female friends.
Posted by: Cheri

Or, when drunk he can't keep.the gay facade he has to maintain to keep his job in Hollywood.

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (gxWYa)

248 216 Conyers is, of course, a proud Communist.
He shouldn't even be in office.
Posted by: navybrat at November 21, 2017 04:56 PM (w7KSn)

"Really!"

- - Bernie Sanders

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

249 You would think a mature man would know better.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (a0IVu)

A mature man WOULD know better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

250 >>>"I need you to touch it."

Man, that's lame.

Posted by: Herb Tarlek at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (ppaKI)

251 Hastert?

Fun story, but he was the House Rep for my boarding school district back in the mid-1990s, before he was Speaker.

My mom and I were in DC for a National History Day '95, but were late for a group tour of the Capitol with Hastert, so a junior staffer showed us around instead.

We ended up in the Senate cloak room by accident before they threw us out, watch a visiting Jacques Chirac give an interview in a rotunda, saw Phil Gramm do the same a few minutes later, and watched Fred Thompson do empty Senate chamber chairman duties too.

Good times.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (I/iGu)

252 Right? I mean at least make an attempt to set the
mood, some champagne, sweet talk ...not just 'touch it, baby'. You would
think a mature man would know better.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (a0IVu)
He's from Detroit. He probably figured it was a big, classy step above "whip some skull on me, mama."

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (14URa)

253 I think for the last two decades he has used the services of experts. He is pretty much Mr. Legalize prostitution cause I'm doing it regardless.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (36agN)

And so now he's a protected crab habitat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

254 247 If Lasseter is gay, then his advances towards women may be more of an alcohol problem than anything else. He gets drunk and overly handsy with female friends.
Posted by: Cheri

Or, when drunk he can't keep.the gay facade he has to maintain to keep his job in Hollywood.
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (gxWYa)

"Where the hell are the *hic* balls on this *hic* thing?"

- - drunk Lasseter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

255 I don't remember it being reported that Bill C.'s moves were any better

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)

256 He's from Detroit. He probably figured it was a big, classy step above "whip some skull on me, mama."

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:01 PM (14URa)
LMAO!

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

257 It's easy. A no brainer...

Throw Them ALL OUT!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (5y11N)

258 If Conyers goes, how can Franken stay?

If Franken stays, why should Conyers go?

Should I stay or should I go now..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)

259 This demented old satyr first denied the payout, then, I guess, checked with his large team of Memory Helper Nurses, and admitted the payout, while denying all charges.
............

His accusers also had trouble identifying his old man balls when shown pictures of them next to peach pits.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (HgMAr)

260 $27K to be a dirty old man.

*checks between couch cushions*

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 21, 2017 05:03 PM (FZYNt)

261 Should I stay or should I go now..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)

If you go, could ya pick up a pizza and bring it back..oh and a coke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:03 PM (5y11N)

262 Even the Paolo gets a little sweet talk going before he pounces...

Posted by: Donna and V.

LOL. "Touch it" is right up there with "Do you want to DO IT?" lines. He should get a job with Hallmark in their 'Romantic Cards' line.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

263 Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2017 04:58 PM (XTiHL)

Plaintiff attorney ambulance chaser like John Edwards. Seems like 90% of plaintiff attorneys are Lefties. Makes sense.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:03 PM (2DOZq)

264 Legal Insurrection-Mugabe resigned in Zimbabwe

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 05:03 PM (aC6Sd)

265 I'd kinda like to see them pay the taxpayer money back...

Posted by: Barking Spider at November 21, 2017 05:03 PM (P1GJy)

266 What a mess this all is, but but bottom line, how does this help my Yankees and Judge's shoulder?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (5y11N)

267 How much did this stuff pay out due to Filthy Filner when he was a Congress member.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

268 If you go, could ya pick up a pizza and bring it back..oh and a coke
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I like pizza, with extra virgin pepperoni

Posted by: John Podesta at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (FZYNt)

269 I'm thinking that the vast majority of offenders are democrats because they are holding onto the contents of that list like Bubbu liked a hummer.

Does anyone think if it was majority GOP that list wouldn't leak,

And Ryan should just resign as he's just a complete joke at this point.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (2lIpW)

270 267 How much did this stuff pay out due to Filthy Filner when he was a Congress member.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

Filner was the mayor of San Diego.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

271 Not a single reply to comment number 65?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (I/iGu)

272 261
Should I stay or should I go now..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)

If you go there will be trouble. If you stay there will be double.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (14URa)

273
I want you to touch it.
I need you to touch it.
I'd love you to touch it.
I'm beggin' you to touch it.

I'll shine up my old brown shoes.
I'll put on a brand new shirt
I'll get home early from work
If you say that you'll touch it.

Posted by: Cheap Trick Conyers at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

274 I need you to touch it."

Wow, I'm really impressed with the smooth, suave moves of these guys. Casanova would be so impressed!
..............

Second look at: "Give me a blow job, bitch."?

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (HgMAr)

275 247 If Lasseter is gay, then his advances towards women may be more of an alcohol problem than anything else. He gets drunk and overly handsy with female friends.
Posted by: Cheri

Or, when drunk he can't keep.the gay facade he has to maintain to keep his job in Hollywood.
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 05:00 PM (gxWYa)

Nah. Married with 5 kids and is fondling women?
I know some closeted types may act straight but that's going a bit far.

Gay guys fondle guys, straight guys fondle women, furries fondle dogs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (xJa6I)

276
"If you want it,
here it is, come and touch it..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

277 I like pizza, with extra virgin pepperoni
Posted by: John Podesta at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (FZYNt)

Won't stay virgin for long around Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (YqDXo)

278 Have we had a troll mocking a lisp and attempting to downplay this at all tody?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)

279 Filner was the mayor of San Diego.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

He was a Congressperv before that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

280 https://youtu.be/_YrNQaXdOxU

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (BoMuO)

281 271 Not a single reply to comment number 65?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (I/iGu)

Don't know enough to comment intelligently (I know, what's stopped me before).

Sure, possibly. But everything is coming out of everywhere. So unlikely to be a unitary source on this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (xJa6I)

282 279 Filner was the mayor of San Diego.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

He was a Congressperv before that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

Didn't know that. So he had access to the hush lucre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

283 Asking her to touch it is just stupid.

You are supposed to ask her to kiss it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

284 If you go there will be trouble. If you stay there will be double.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (14URa)

Double Double, Toil and Trouble

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (5y11N)

285 Maybe in the links it's reported but on talk radio he said the woman to get this $27,odd payout was listed as a temp employee but had a no show clause which means paychecks came in but she didn't have to show up or do anything.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (aC6Sd)

286 Juan...hard to believe he can breath and talk at the same time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (5y11N)

287 If I stay I'll pay you double.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)

288 He's from Detroit. He probably figured it was a big, classy step above "whip some skull on me, mama."

-
Home of Kwame Kilpatrick, convicted of felony fedora.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)

289 Please ask your better half about Bill Maher, WhatWhatWhat. It couldn't happer to a more deserving pr*ck.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 04:57 PM (EzdLW)

Welp, now she's got Steyer in her head so I guess Steyer.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (ul9CR)

290 Conyers' wife is a piece of work too.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (ppaKI)

291
Trouble.

Pop-a-matic pops the dice,
Pop a 6 and you move twice...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

292 Wasn't it the worse when it was made known that Weinstein had that clause in his contract for harassment payout limits or such?

Yet Congress has a SYSTEM in place for dealing with it.

And the leader of the that system is Ryan, McConnell, Pelosi, Reid (Schumer), and before that pedo Haistert and others.

Not only that, the payouts were like for $20K or so on average. I suspect that hush money was only the beginning and I bet raises for the accusers were plenty and frequent.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (LXJ1e)

293 Whoa, did I just see baldilocks?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (NWiLs)

294
....and somwhere there's a Navy Pilot thinking "in the brig for just drawing a penis in the sky".

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (8XRCm)

295 Welp, now she's got Steyer in her head so I guess Steyer.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (ul9CR)

Atagirl! He's the pick of the litter, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

296
156 "Check engine light on, driver in huddle with other bus drivers"

Had a car that did that at 62,000 miles. General manager was a buddy. Called him and he said, "They set those to come on so you'll bring it in for the $450 - 60,000 mile checkup."

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:49 PM (3myMJ)

At one point, didn't Toyota get caught setting the odometer on one model so that it would shut the engine down at 40k miles, forcing you to have the car towed in to the dealership for that major service call? I seem to remember some weird shit like that from about 20 years back.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (veoSD)

297
New York Hipsters discover the water fountain

http://tinyurl.com/ybew55nd
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:50 PM

It's like when they discover they can actually receive TV stations free with an antenna!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (IqV8l)

298 "$27,odd payout was listed as a temp employee"

It would explain why it looks small is that it was a deliberate pre-planned payoff "for services rendered" IYKWIM

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (cAXIk)

299 270 267 How much did this stuff pay out due to Filthy Filner when he was a Congress member.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

Filner was the mayor of San Diego.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

And before that he was in Congress. From 1993 all the way up to 2012.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (z/Ubi)

300 Conyers' wife is a piece of work too.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM (ppaKI)

"Work" has nothing to do with it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (5y11N)

301 294
....and somwhere there's a Navy Pilot thinking "in the brig for just drawing a penis in the sky".
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (8XRCm)

Norman Greenbaum Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

302 Scott Van Pelt: people who cut off TV and read books at night are dumb.

Hahahaha

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (V8zw+)

303 65, 271 That is a good suggestion,

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (aC6Sd)

304 OMG, the "media" is wetting itself over Trumps"Endorsement of Moore... he didn't exactly say it but the media says so and they don't lie...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (O2RFr)

305
....nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

306 Yet Congress has a SYSTEM in place for dealing with it.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:08 PM (LXJ1e)

I'm surprised that they haven't created a Cabinet-level department, the "Department of Hush Money."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

307 259 This demented old satyr first denied the payout, then, I guess, checked with his large team of Memory Helper Nurses, and admitted the payout, while denying all charges.
............

His accusers also had trouble identifying his old man balls when shown pictures of them next to peach pits.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 05:02 PM (HgMAr)

Raisins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

308
There is no NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

309 Wut? Noodity...denied.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:10 PM (xJa6I)

310
Franken former SNL staffers just issued a statement saying John Conyers never perved on them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:10 PM (IbrTD)

311 303. Indeed. But what's the percentage for Awan to so this? Nothing in it for him.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:10 PM (fA1SL)

312
In his defense, she had a really nice one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (39g3+)

Yes she did.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

313 CNN is always late.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (z/Ubi)

314 305
....nood.
Posted by: THIS is CNN at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

Fake news.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

315
Well.... THIS *IS* CNN

Posted by: THIS is CNN at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (8XRCm)

316
False Noods are not cool.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (IbrTD)

317 "If you want it,
here it is, come and touch it..."

There must be a catch..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)

318 Hey, I am nude! Look!

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (nILVB)

319 "She alleged he then told her she needed to 'touch it," in reference to his penis

Come on, come on now touch me babe
Can't you see that I am not afraid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)

320
Juan...hard to believe he can breath and talk at the same time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:07 PM

He gets the funniest expressions. The man of a thousand faces.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (IqV8l)

321 317 "If you want it,
here it is, come and touch it..."

There must be a catch..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)

Better hurry, cause it's going fast.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

322 Breaking News: 100 Eskimos report they were never touched by Al Franken, throwing recent allegations into doubt.

Posted by: CNN at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (ppaKI)

323 315
Well.... THIS *IS* CNN
Posted by: THIS is CNN at November 21, 2017 05:11 PM (8XRCm)

Fair enough. Fool me once, shame on you...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

324 >>JackStraw, Not arguing but why are all these claims funneled through the Office of Compliance if was illegal?

My guess was to make it easy to hide. They write this up as a salary adjustment or something that sounds legal and above board but it is really a payoff for silence.

But there is no way in hell a public company could make a payment for an employees personal actions without reporting it to their shareholders. I just can't believe there is a law on the books making it ok for public officials to use taxpayer dollars to make a payoff for a public officials conduct.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

325 So...anyone demanding he resign, or has the Left taken a modified limited hangout position of "all good if they're in a position to implement/maintain progressive agenda!!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (W+vEI)

326 Franken former SNL staffers just issued a statement saying John Conyers never perved on them.

-
Of course, Charlie Manson didn't kill them either.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (+y/Ru)

327 Check engine light on, driver in huddle

Code scanner says:

P0155 - Rodney Dangerfield voice "This bus is going nowhere tonight!"
P0233 - Congressmen fondling gas cap - reinstall.

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (FhXTo)

328 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

That is awful!

But I chuckled....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (ds0Rc)

329 Wanna lasso my woody to infinity & beyond?

Posted by: John Lasseter at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (bc2Lc)

330 Heh....turns out Cernovich DID have the goods on a certain ranking congressman after all.

Dessert dudes hardest hit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (fA1SL)

331 300 - I had posted about Monica Conyers on an earlier thread. How bad do you have to be to get kicked off the Detroit city Council and labeled as volatile, hostile, and dangerous?

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (oiNtH)

332 It was quietly reported today that Steve Mostyn passed away. Don't know Steve? He was the largest dem donor in Texas. Funded people like Wendy Davis, Gloria Van Deput (?, ran against Abbott), Bill White.

They didn't say it but he kilt hisself.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/steve-mostyn-democratic-mega-donor-dies-at-46/

Is there anything Trump can't do?
.
.
.

(apologies if that's over the line)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

When the indictments start dropping they'll be dropping like bankers in the depression.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (IWbvi)

333 It not be sexual harassment. It be reparations.

Posted by: Long John Conyers, Congressman, HIV+ at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (qYCgM)

334 Comment 65 is a good conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (8iiMU)

335 It is probably one of the least significant things Trump has done but his recent defense of Roy Moore has me second guessing my dislike of Trump on a personal level.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (2DOZq)

336 330 Heh....turns out Cernovich DID have the goods on a certain ranking congressman after all.

Dessert dudes hardest hit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (fA1SL)

Interesting. To me Cernovich is like Hoft, so I'm pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

337 here is no NOOD.

Only ZUUUL

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (BoMuO)

338 I vote Steyer. He is a certified POS and he irks the living snot outta me.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (14URa)

339 $27,000 for mutual feelings? Piker.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (tbOMB)

340
Perv Alert!

Perv Alert!

Perv Alert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0e5lmANRWs

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (IbrTD)

341 So will Mugabe replace Conyers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (YV+SU)

342 Both Conyers and Franken live more than 10 miles from me, but I am only 2 miles from the AL border.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (BoMuO)

343
I'm surprised that they haven't created a Cabinet-level department, the "Department of Hush Money."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

Department of Mish Money

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (veoSD)

344 DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

Posted by: Arjen Rudd at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (QQ+il)

345 283 Asking her to touch it is just stupid.

You are supposed to ask her to kiss it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

ROFL

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (dHUZO)

346 Heh....turns out Cernovich DID have the goods on a certain ranking congressman after all.

--

From what I read, it killed Cernovich to turn it over to Buzzfeed.

However, I understand and respect his decision.

If he went with it on his own, it would have gotten nowhere.

He definitely took one for the cause.

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (aT+Bx)

347 Fair enough. Fool me once, shame on you...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

Fool me...won't get fooled again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (493sH)

348 Tell me again why Clarence Thomas is so awful when Conyers was pulling this sh#t?

I don't recall Anita Hill saying Thomas demanded she pleasure him or get another ho to do it, or that he fired her when she rebuffed his clumsy fkirtations.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (W+vEI)

349 The decline of Detroit parallels Conyers tenure in office.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 05:16 PM (/DvFd)

350 338 I vote Steyer. He is a certified POS and he irks the living snot outta me.
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He's a billionaire. Different rules.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:16 PM (YV+SU)

351 283 Asking her to touch it is just stupid.

You are supposed to ask her to kiss it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

Put your tulips on my organ.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

352 What a mess this all is, but but bottom line, how does this help my Yankees and Judge's shoulder?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:04 PM (5y11N)

The surgeon's name is Dr. Neal ElAttrache. This guy has A-List clients: Kobe Bryant, Zack Greinke, Sly Stallone, Arnold Schwarzaneggar.

When de jocks are a-hurtin', dey looks for El Attrache. The El Attrache, he fix dem up good.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 05:16 PM (EzdLW)

353 343

I'm surprised that they haven't created a Cabinet-level department, the "Department of Hush Money."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

Department of Mish Money

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (veoSD)

Female Booty Inspectors

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (tbOMB)

354 283 Asking her to touch it is just stupid.

You are supposed to ask her to kiss it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

American Pie taught us that you're supposed to say "Suck me beautiful."

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

355 Best election theme for 2018, for anyone that has served over two terms, "Throw Congress a Retirement Party", after two terms it is no longer public service, it is personal enrichment.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (nWc4E)

356 It is probably one of the least significant things Trump has done but his recent defense of Roy Moore has me second guessing my dislike of Trump on a personal level.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (2DOZq)

I hear what your saying but I long ago dropped " I have to like a person" stuff...What can they do for me, my family, My Military, and My Country. If I want to like someone I'll hug my cats or buy a dog. Oh I love my family but never turn my back on them. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (5y11N)

357
If the House is a'rockin' ...

Posted by: Rep. Conyers (D-Touchit) at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (+INtM)

358 Who's next? Please let it be Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (E5WVf)

359 Bill Maher would be satisfying but resigning congress critters are way better.

This is getting like Christmas, except every day.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (3myMJ)

360 I sent emails to both my Rep. and Senator regarding the OOC's pay outs hidden among the regular workplace settlements.

This shit is outrageous. I expect nothing to be done.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (oiNtH)

361 Hey, good news, the Redskins play the Giants for Turkeyday. So basically a Bye week.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:18 PM (YV+SU)

362 The surgeon's name is Dr. Neal ElAttrache. This guy has A-List clients: Kobe Bryant, Zack Greinke, Sly Stallone, Arnold Schwarzaneggar.

When de jocks are a-hurtin', dey looks for El Attrache. The El Attrache, he fix dem up good.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 05:16 PM (EzdLW)

Thanks..LOL, almost has a heart attack when I read that. That and what The Navy did today ( which was a mistake but also almost gave me a heart attack) was a long day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:19 PM (5y11N)

363 She alleged he then told her she needed to 'touch it," in reference to his penis, or find him a woman who would meet his sexual demands."
............

Can't wait until the next congressional hearing on TV when this old dork is blathering so I can turn off the sound and yell: "TOUCH IT, TOUCH IT! FIND ME A WHORE, FIND ME A WHORE!"

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 05:19 PM (HgMAr)

364 play the Giants for Turkeyday. So basically a Bye week.

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*glares*

Posted by: The Kansas City Chiefs at November 21, 2017 05:19 PM (8XRCm)

365 The NYT has sprung into defensive mode, claiming that "Democrats take swift action on Conyers", said action being referring him to the Ethics committee, where they will strive mightily to bury this until everyone forgets. I don't think that's going to work very well at this point in time.

Posted by: West at November 21, 2017 05:19 PM (1Rgee)

366 Gender based power must end for males in general and most specifically, white males

Posted by: sofa saver at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (4u7kU)

367 But there is no way in hell a public company could make a payment for an employees personal actions without reporting it to their shareholders. I just can't believe there is a law on the books making it ok for public officials to use taxpayer dollars to make a payoff for a public officials conduct.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

Correct. But there we are.

Now what can I sign you up? Hot tar, feathers, lamppost, rope, rail, or transport?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (ajiE5)

368 Conyors should go to jail for what he did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (5y11N)

369 JackStraw, Thank You. I heard this morning that Conyers paid this out of his office budget instead of being paid by the Compliance office as the other cases have been.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (PDZP6)

370 The RNC sure does like making it look like all their e-mails are coming from Donald Trump or Trump HQ.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

371 Hubbymayhem brought dinner home today. He brought what I requested. . Beef jerky and corn chips. I'm a cheap date.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (yTnCT)

372 Posted by: The Kansas City Chiefs at November 21, 2017 05:19 PM (8XRCm)

Jeebus, Doctson gave you guys the win with his drop in the end zone. You should be happy for the Skins.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (YV+SU)

373 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (5y11N)

I do not disagree. I think Trump has done the best he could so far and I will continue to support and defend him. I have also personally despised Trump since the 80s . I can definitely separate the two.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

374
*glares again*

Posted by: The Kansas City Chiefs at November 21, 2017 05:21 PM (8XRCm)

375 Regular ole Sodom and Gomorrah going on up there in DC.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:21 PM (LXJ1e)

376 The decline of Detroit parallels Conyers tenure in office.

Woodstock generation.

The Detroit riot of '67 started because of a vice raid on an after hours bar.

Conyers first elected to the House in '64
Woodstock was '69

Sex, drugs, and rock n roll, and graft money.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (4XCge)

377 Finally, a little variety:

BREAKING: Dem Congressman Bob Brady Under Investigation By FBI For Campaign Fraud, False Statements

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

378
TIMOE OUT!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (8XRCm)

379

Have Mittens, McVain or any other Republicans expressed their outrage over Conyers or are they still to busy being all upset over Roy Moore?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (493sH)

380 346. A shot of penicillin & a few rounds of chemo will clear up the VD and cancer he picked up dealing with them.

Smart play, the way he swung it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (fA1SL)

381 Check engine light on, driver in huddle

"Check Engine" light isn't as terrifying as the "Service Engine Soon" light. That "Soon" looks so... threatening, does it not? Bwahahaha!

Posted by: OBD II Code Reader at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (EzdLW)

382 Asking her to touch it is just stupid.

You are supposed to ask her to kiss it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

Put your tulips on my organ.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

Okay, see, that's a mixed message.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (dHUZO)

383 370 The RNC sure does like making it look like all their e-mails are coming from Donald Trump or Trump HQ.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

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I caught on to that trick awhile back.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (LXJ1e)

384 I hear what your saying but I long ago dropped " I have to like a
person" stuff...What can they do for me, my family, My Military, and My
Country. If I want to like someone I'll hug my cats or buy a dog
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Exactly.

In many ways, a president, like your doctor, is kind of an employee. As long as they're good at their job and do what they promised to do, it doesn't matter if you like them or not.

Conversely, I've known many people to keep incompetent doctors because they "like" them as a person.

You don't NEED to like them. Once you get over the hurdle, it becomes easier to think things out.

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (aT+Bx)

385 How does congress NOT reveal the names on the payout schedule?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (3myMJ)

386 Breitbart reports that Moore is up by 6 points in AL. He's lost a little ground, but looks like he'll still win.

It'll be funny if all this "harassment" shit turns out to only be hurting Dims.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (fqUgw)

387 The War on Women (WoW) continues, brought you by the Democrat Party, The Mainstream Media (I repeat myself) and the Left everywhere.

Maybe this whole phenomenon will reach peak outrage when Teddy the Swimmer's Chappaquiddick movie hits the screens.

We can only hope.

Posted by: Pete Seria, The Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (lJW6d)

388 You just know that this is the tip of the hotberg.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (QE8X6)

389 Hey,the Giants have 2 wins now they aren't the Cleveland Browns...

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

390 Regular ole Sodom and Gomorrah going on up there in DC.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:21 PM (LXJ1e)

Or as Archie Bunker once said, Holy cow Edith, it's a regular Solomon and Glocca Morra

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (493sH)

391 >>JackStraw, Thank You. I heard this morning that Conyers paid this out of his office budget instead of being paid by the Compliance office as the other cases have been.

I would think the same problem exists. This would be the thread I would pursue anyway since as satisfying as it is to see a scumbag like Conyers outed I doubt he will suffer any real damage from the harassment charges.

Illegal use of tax dollars may be a different story.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

392 >>>Dem Congressman Bob Brady Under Investigation By FBI For Campaign Fraud, False Statements

Why an investigation? I thought those were prerequisites for political office.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (ppaKI)

393 I'm new here but felt compelled to comment about the alleged "confidentiality agreement". These are prohibited by law any time a government agency is involved in ANY settlement of ANY kind with a third party.

The stank is strong on this bastige

Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (zro1A)

394 383 370 The RNC sure does like making it look like all their e-mails are coming from Donald Trump or Trump HQ.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

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I caught on to that trick awhile back.
Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 05:23 PM (LXJ1e)

I unsubscribed from their e-mails before the primaries ended. And all of a sudden I'm back on their list.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (z/Ubi)

395 What DC and NYC and Hollyweird need is a legal attack machine that will investigate, out and prosecute miscreants in government and entertainment. Supposedly all the Feminists that loved Hillary should have been doing this - but loving Hillary prevented them from doing the right thing. Teh Pubbies should fund a form this group and win all teh wimmenz votes. Call them The Mish Avengers. Maybe get cool super costumes with furry hats or something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (YV+SU)

396 Congress claims that each Critters office is a separate small business to exempt themselves and staff from ObamaCare.

They get first class coverage. Many of us are in steerage but have to pay First Class rates. Go figure.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (cAXIk)

397
The president is the leader of the party.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (IbrTD)

398 Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (4XCge)

Pretty sure his wife did a nickel on club fed

Posted by: sofa saver at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (4u7kU)

399 Check engine light almost always means nothing from a "Can it get me there?" point of view.

If the engine seems to be running OK, (starts, runs fairly smoothly), then drive on it & take it to the shop when you get to where you are going or get back from where you were going.

Posted by: West at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (1Rgee)

400 BREAKING: Dem Congressman Bob Brady Under Investigation By FBI For Campaign Fraud, False Statements

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

MFM: I think you mean Republican congressman. At least that's how we'll report it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (493sH)

401 John Conyers Paid $27,000 to Hush Sexual Harassment Claim; First Denies, Then Confirms Payout

$27,000??

Ha! I paid more than that for one night with a hot model call girl and two midget prostitutes. Conyers must have been banging poodles.

Posted by: Elliott Spitzer at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (8gDQu)

402 Have Mittens, McVain or any other Republicans expressed their outrage
over Conyers or are they still to busy being all upset over Roy Moore?
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We are hyper focused on what is happening with Roy Moore and are working with our friends across the aisle to make sure he's never elected, as well as to eliminate tax reform and completely stop the Trump agenda.

But don't worry, I'll say the exact opposite when it's election time, since my cancer isn't real!

Posted by: John McCain at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (aT+Bx)

403 Ha! I paid more than that for one night with a hot model call girl and two midget prostitutes. Conyers must have been banging poodles.
Posted by: Elliott Spitzer at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (8gDQu)

LOL...Good one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (5y11N)

404 Check engine light almost always means nothing from a "Can it get me there?" point of view.

If the engine seems to be running OK, (starts, runs fairly smoothly), then drive on it & take it to the shop when you get to where you are going or get back from where you were going.
Posted by: West at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (1Rgee)

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Limp Mode at November 21, 2017 05:25 PM (8XRCm)

405 The president is the leader of the party.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:24 PM (IbrTD)

CNN: You know who else was the LEADER of his party?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:26 PM (493sH)

406 399 Check engine light almost always means nothing from a "Can it get me there?" point of view.

If the engine seems to be running OK, (starts, runs fairly smoothly), then drive on it & take it to the shop when you get to where you are going or get back from where you were going.
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Yeah, check engine light is a hint, but I would recommend checking your oil and coolant before driving too far.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:26 PM (YV+SU)

407 Ha! I paid more than that for one night with a hot model call girl and
two midget prostitutes. Conyers must have been banging poodles.
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Her name was Fluffy; I met her through Achmed, my good friend from Dearborn.

Posted by: john conyers at November 21, 2017 05:26 PM (aT+Bx)

408 >>>Check engine light almost always means nothing from a "Can it get me there?" point of view.

My wife's popped on this week. I took it to Auto Zone and the scan said it could be any one of four things, all completely unrelated to one another. It runs fine.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 05:27 PM (ppaKI)

409 Thanks..LOL, almost has a heart attack when I read that. That and what The Navy did today ( which was a mistake but also almost gave me a heart attack) was a long day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 05:19 PM (5y11N)

More on Neal ElAttrache:

http://lat.ms/2jJuHNp

I think Judge is in good hands.

I'm no Yankee fan, but dudes like Judge are good for baseball.

Posted by: OBD II Code Reader at November 21, 2017 05:27 PM (EzdLW)

410
noood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:27 PM (IbrTD)

411 If that fucking bastard wins we'll all swing from nooses! *hic!*

Posted by: The Quotable HRC at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (bc2Lc)

412 My wife's popped on this week. I took it to Auto Zone and the scan said it could be any one of four things, all completely unrelated to one another. It runs fine.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 05:27 PM (ppaKI)

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I forgot to tighten down my oil cap once on my Silverado. Threw a CEL and the OBL code was "Service AntiLock Brakes".

WT actual F??

Posted by: Limp Mode at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (8XRCm)

413 Nood pussy killer

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (fA1SL)

414
jerk sock

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (8XRCm)

415 Off, OBD sock!!!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (EzdLW)

416 Yeah, check engine light is a hint, but I would recommend checking your oil and coolant before driving too far.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:26 PM (YV+SU)

Oil has its own warning light, doesn't it?

In my experience the check engine light, by itself, almost always means nothing. Usually it's a faulty sensor - that you then have the pleasure of paying through the nose to replace. Real issues mostly have their own lights (alternator, brakes, oil, ...).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (8gDQu)

417 >>>Dem Congressman Bob Brady Under Investigation By FBI For Campaign Fraud, False Statements

This lying slime ball is straight out of Central Casting to play a politician on the take. There is probably some "Touch it!" back ground as well.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (oiNtH)

418 C'mon, c'mon.
Give the guy a break.
He gave her a choice --- touch it or find some other woman for him.
She could've called Sandra Fluke, couldn't she?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (0jtPF)

419 Check engine light almost always means nothing from a "Can it get me there?" point of view.

Check your gas cap and make sure it's tight.

Posted by: OnStar at November 21, 2017 05:31 PM (48QDY)

420 Even though I bet Queef Olbermann, I VOTE Jeff Bezos.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (LpsXx)

421 338 I vote Steyer. He is a certified POS and he irks the living snot outta me.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:14 PM (14URa)

Same here. That sanctimonious expression on his mug in those commercials has led me to put screening up in front of the TV, like that sawdust-floored C&W bar in Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

422 In fairness to John Conyers, those conjugal visits with his convict spouse just weren't enough for this irresistibly talented cocksman.

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (H7ZyP)

423 Same here. That sanctimonious expression on his mug
in those commercials has led me to put screening up in front of the TV,
like that sawdust-floored CW bar in Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

He also floods the airwaves in CA before any election. He's got the FU money and we're the Y.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:35 PM (14URa)

424 15 >>$27K is not enough to have sex with Conyers.

How much you holding out for?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

Now that right there is funny.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 21, 2017 05:35 PM (kiSdp)

425 406 399 Check engine light almost always means nothing from a "Can it get me there?" point of view.

If the engine seems to be running OK, (starts, runs fairly smoothly), then drive on it & take it to the shop when you get to where you are going or get back from where you were going.
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Yeah, check engine light is a hint, but I would recommend checking your oil and coolant before driving too far.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 05:26 PM (YV+SU)

Neither of those items being out of parameters will make the CE light come on.

And "Limp Mode"? I assure you I have never experienced it.

Posted by: West at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (1Rgee)

426 Now what can I sign you up? Hot tar, feathers, lamppost, rope, rail, or transport?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:20 PM (ajiE5)

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Yes.

Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

427 >It was quietly reported today that Steve Mostyn passed away

no surprise the democong propaganda machine kept the suicide on the QT

dodging a subpoena for illegal campaign operations?

or arkancided?

perhaps he just realized what a useless piece of trash he was.

No apologies...these are enemies, and until we recognize that, we will keep losing our liberty, our security, and our prosperity

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (swEzU)

428 Check Engine Light

I've had three things cause it to come on:

Loose gas cap
Loose evap hose
Bad O2 (oxygen) sensor

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (EzdLW)

429 420 Even though I bet Queef Olbermann, I VOTE Jeff Bezos.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (LpsXx)

I doubt he has time to fish in the company pond. The guy was always busy when I was there. But who knows at this point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:46 PM (xJa6I)

430 It should be called 'HERassment". That's comedy gold right there. I then I drag everyone with tits in the closet and rape them. Do I smell Emmy?

On my fingers I mean. Rimshot!

Posted by: Al Franken DA 1977 returning soon to an SNL near you at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (0ecq3)

431 "But first you will blow me."

It's like I don't even KNOW you people.

Sheesh!

Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 05:53 PM (vUcdz)

432 Have we had a troll mocking a lisp and attempting to downplay this at all tody?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)

I see BSG has not yet come by for that hot, steaming plate of crow with his nic on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 05:59 PM (oPNmq)

433 I have some liberal friends who are crying about how unfair this all is. "But, but...what about Trump!?"

What about him, meatball? YOU made these rules, did you think they only applied to Trump? Since YOU made these rules, shouldn't YOU be the first to comply, before you expect anyone else to?

I mean, were these rules just for us to follow?

Start with Hilly and Billy. Purge them from the party, utterly and totally. Get back to me when the purge is over.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 21, 2017 06:12 PM (fftfA)

434 I didn't do that thing you accused me of...Yes I so totally did that thing you accused me of.

Posted by: Every Democrat in congress at November 21, 2017 06:12 PM (fftfA)

435 Thith was Thernovichth big thcoop? A theckthual harrathment by Conyerth? Okily dokily!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (Vakmz)

436 Not sure why it's such a surprise to everyone re the govt paying a settlement. I hate it as much as you, under these circumstances, but the govt is an employer so is subject to being sued by current and former employees. It's not like the govt settling lawsuits is a well-kept secret.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM (zpqa2)

437 How much you holding out for?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

Lol.....Youre such a ball breaker. I like that in person.

Posted by: Wut wut at November 21, 2017 06:29 PM (VezBU)

438 Wow, I didn't know that you could prey on female staffers in sworn affidavits. Times have changed.

Posted by: Oscar the Clarinet at November 21, 2017 07:04 PM (HOEbO)

439 Hey,

Remember when John Conyers pontificated in Bill Clinton's defense, during the impeachment epic in the 90s? I sure do. Now we know why. He pretty much was doing the same thing.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at November 21, 2017 07:30 PM (A5STV)

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