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CBS, PBS Both Fire "Playboy Before Dark" Host Charlie Rose

PBS announce it has "terminated" all relations with Ladykiller Godiva, and CBS fired him.


Below, a Jon Oliver (yes I know he's awful, but bear with me) clip from 2016 showing Charlie Rose's flirty relationship with his CBS co-hosts.

Not harassment here, though: These two ladies present themselves as DTFCR, if you know what I'm sayin'.

These two women are the like the bar thugs who clapped and cheered in The Accused.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 ohhh, roomy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (MINbv)

2 No kidding.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (/Kt3K)

3 Charlie's hangin' balls brought all the gals to the yard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

4 Ahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (14URa)

5 "Playboy Before Dark." That's awesome, Ace.

Posted by: fly gal at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (8TdcF)

6 You think there is any chance dick nose John Oliver is harassing anyone?I would so lime to deport him back to the UK....

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 03:41 PM (LiyEm)

7 Charlie Rose: The New Hef

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

8 I'll take a top 10 any time I can get it!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2017 03:41 PM (nWc4E)

9 DTCFR ?

Dames That Cook Fried Roaches ?

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:41 PM (LXJ1e)

10

I know Im going to regret this....but...

...DTFCR ?????

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (8XRCm)

11 Give me the reins!!

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (dHUZO)

12 3 Charlie's hangin' balls brought all the gals to the yard.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

He could teach you but he'd have to charge.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (Ri/rl)

13 Ewwwwww

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (so+oy)

14 DTFCR?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (/tuJf)

15 Down to fuck Charlie Rose

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

16 >>ohhh, roomy.


We're gonna need it.

Posted by: Old Man Balls at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (lgWNz)

17 I figured he got the boot when he wasn't on CBS this morning. Maybe he should consider just retiring.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (JKNZq)

18 I mentioned before being at a few events with Rose. One of the younger girls told me he was a "creeper" and Mr Inappropriate.

I was somewhat stunned. The guy seemed very unassuming.

She called me this morning and said I told you so.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (2P0Ao)

19 It's hard to believe the Constanza defense was developed over 25 years ago, yet is now more applicable today than ever before.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (LXJ1e)

20 Dames that Charlie F****D Recently??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (nWc4E)

21 10. DTFCR - Eager & willing to have Chad Rose introduce them to lil' Charlie.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (fA1SL)

22

Charlie Rose? Never heard of him...

Posted by: O. Bama at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (t3kPl)

23 Hey, PBS, looks like leading from behind is still your marquis.

Next Up: When can we expect a Frontline or 60 Minutes expose?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (ATVNj)

24 Love the giggly girls. "Oooh, Charlie! You bad boy!! Hehehehehehhehehe."

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

25 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (gEvQ8)

26 Who's next? These libs ought to thank their lucky stars that it is 2017 instead of 1798; they would be facing the Committee for Public Safety and the national razor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 03:44 PM (7ZVPa)

27 DTFCR?
Dames that fuc@ Charlie rose

Posted by: MAC SOG at November 21, 2017 03:44 PM (czkHE)

28 I misheard Rush , i thought he said Gerbilism for journalism so I want to be the first out there with it.

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at November 21, 2017 03:44 PM (IJXCj)

29 17. Retirement, seppuku - let's not get hung up on details

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:44 PM (fA1SL)

30
These two ladies present themselves as DTFCR, if you know what I'm sayin'.



I don't know what you're sayin

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

31 25 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (gEvQ8

--------------

Shwing!

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (LXJ1e)

32 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (f/e+k)

33 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (gEvQ

-----

.....annnnnnd ????

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

34 DTFCR, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I have no clue. But, I never went for the platinum membership.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (14URa)

35 Not harassment here, though: These two ladies present themselves as DTFCR, if you know what I'm sayin'.

++++

No, I don't know what you mean. I don't like it when you guys use acronyms where I don't know what they mean. Hurts my feelz when I get left out.

*sniffle*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (pvjTE)

36 there is something a lil' bitter, vile, and repulsive right there in the back of my throat....oh it's vomit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (BtQd4)

37 Wow.

Cause I caught a very stern looking couple of co hostesses sternly stating that they were not going to cut Charlie any slack because he was their co host just this morning.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (C6xeQ)

38 Is it me, or does it look the black woman could shoulder press like 100 pounds more than Charlie Rose?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (MnkFD)

39 Well, Norah O'Donnell is in need of a good spanking.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (OD2ni)

40 Hey, I mentioned this clip and John Oliver earlier today. Maybe someone did read my post. Nahhh, I'm just trying to feel important and stuff. B/c it is a sloopy day.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (dHUZO)

41 Maybe he should consider just retiring.

TOO LATE!!!

Posted by: CBS Human Resources Dept. at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (O5Q3r)

42 15
Down to fuck Charlie Rose

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (LiyEm)
By jove, I think you've got it, steevy!

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (14URa)

43 Cue the defender of Charlie Rose because this behavior is just like hooking up at parties in college!

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (z/Ubi)

44 Down
To
Fvck
Charlie
Rose

That's what it means. Got some seriously uninformed reprobates and deviated pre-verts here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (fA1SL)

45 I'm not watching that again. It seems every show including the news shows all want to interject their witty repartee. It's kinda creepy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (2X7pN)

46 It's hard to believe the Constanza defense was developed over 25 years ago, yet is now more applicable today than ever before.
Posted by: MAGA
..............
Hillary was the primo user of the Constanza defense..

"Was that wrong? Nobody ever told me I couldn't do that! Why... everyone before me used their own personal email server!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (so+oy)

47 I just love Charlie Rose's Old Man Balls...they really melt in your mouth.

Posted by: This Bitch at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (lgWNz)

48 Someone needs to go back and string together video of the self righteous indignation that flowed from all these turds when Trump was falsely accused.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (2P0Ao)

49 "DTFCR, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I have no clue. But, I never went for the platinum membership."


Embarrassed to admit, but I know that first three letters mean from Jersey Shore

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (OD2ni)

50 Is it me, or does it look the black woman could shoulder press like 100 pounds more than Charlie Rose?

That's probably from bouncing Oprah up and down on her face.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (O5Q3r)

51
I don't know. If third wave feminism is about taking perverted men out of the workplace I like the boxscore so far.

It's about 20-0 at the bottom of the first inning.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (ajiE5)

52 The women seemed to be initiating in all those clips.

Rose's lawyer should bring it into court.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

53 DTFCR for the win!

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (Hucnr)

54 DTFCR - ace is now making up acronyms. Maybe it has to do with dehydration.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (dHUZO)

55 How the high & mighty are falling.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (r9UYA)

56 Every Skeleton shall be yanked out of Every Closet.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (9TK8E)

57 Charlie don't... well, you get the idea.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (MINbv)

58 Sounds like John Conyers is in some deep doo doo too.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (/tuJf)

59 Wait. Did Rose masturbate in front of Harvey Weinstein or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (2P0Ao)

60 MeAgain Kelly: How do I make the Rose firing about me?

Oh, this is how, https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycc22bhf

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (zGsgt)

61 He who hasn't asked young female co-workers to the house to work on business and walk out on them from the shower with an open robe shall cast the first stone.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (LXJ1e)

62 Pete's Schweddy Balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8

Posted by: NPR's Delish Dish at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (lgWNz)

63 B/c it is a sloopy day.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (dHUZO)
So, uh, you went sailing today? Good winds?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (14URa)

64 How long can this go on?
How long must we sing this song?
Is there no end to this?
Where does it all stop?

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (4XCge)

65 Top seventies

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (Gv6EO)

66
Charlie's executive producer ....something.... Vega has admitted that two of Charlie's accusers did indeed complain to her about Mr. Rose and his inappropriate activities....


Vega says she is very sorry that she didn't do anything about it at the time...

I wonder who Ms. Vega told about the allegations against Charlie....? Maybe her higher ups? Co-producers....co-workers....? etc etc....

I would bet....many many people knew about old Charlie and his proclivities concerning women on the job.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (tDTdL)

67 Here is the thing - they knew. they all knew. For decades. But they didn't care until they get outed. then they act all shocked and surprised....

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (fftfA)

68 Is it necrophilia if the corpse initiates the encounter?

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (tMFgx)

69 "Love is a Rose... but you better not pick it"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (MINbv)

70 >>The women seemed to be initiating in all those clips.


A couple are just short of Presenting.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (lgWNz)

71 So, who will replace Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning?

1. Tony Romo
2. Sean Spicer
3. Chris Christie
4. Carlos Beltran
5. Some soon-to-be-fired ESPN personality

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (MnkFD)

72 Undeniable proof of sexual chemistry in that video.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (Lk/fE)

73
Wait. Did Rose masturbate in front of Harvey Weinstein or did I get that wrong?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (2P0Ao)



They shared a Ficus in a three way

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:50 PM (lKyWE)

74 More popcorn! More popcorn! Stat!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 21, 2017 03:50 PM (Gs5TH)

75 Charlie. Call us.

Posted by: Fox News at November 21, 2017 03:50 PM (r9UYA)

76 May they be renewed at the Sex Rehab Carousel.

*cue up Enter the Sandman*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2017 03:50 PM (oMc1W)

77 70 >>The women seemed to be initiating in all those clips.


A couple are just short of Presenting.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:49 PM (lgWNz)

They were flagging.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:50 PM (Lk/fE)

78 "Love is a Rose... but you better not pick it"
Posted by: Anon a mouse

So, it's like a scab then

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (8ikIW)

79 MeAgain Kelly: How do I make the Rose firing about me?

What a wooden reading.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

80 Charlie was always an ass! Supercilious, arrogant & often naked.

Posted by: Zombie Tom Snyder at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (bc2Lc)

81 So, who will replace Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning?"

That's easy:

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (MINbv)

82 DTFCR - ace is now making up acronyms. Maybe it has to do with dehydration.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla
............

Ace!! Put down that Ikea allen wrench right now and go drink some water!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (so+oy)

83 69 "Love is a Rose... but you better not pick it"
______________________________________

Ohhh. . . those are the words.

I always thought it was "Love is nose, , , but you better not pick it."

Posted by: Henry Waxman at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (MnkFD)

84 Everyone made a federal case outta me; why not him?

Posted by: Dangling Chad at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (326rv)

85 Vega was basically Rose's handler. She was out front on everything. She had a good gig and wasn't going to say shit. Ever.

Now she's out of a job and it's all oh gee, very sorry.

F you with a spork, lying SOB

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (2P0Ao)

86 I just decided that I'd rather go by Chuck.

Hey, anyone want to play "The Name Game?"

Posted by: Charles Valentino Rose at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (lIZQs)

87 Pete's Schweddy Balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8
=======
Ha ha I was just looking to post that. Well played.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (C6xeQ)

88 "Love is a Rose... but you better not pick it"
Posted by: Anon a mouse

So, it's like a scab then
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (8ikIW)

-----

Love is a Battlefield.

Posted by: Pat Benatar at November 21, 2017 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

89 Is it necrophilia if the corpse initiates the encounter?

Literal lol here.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2017 03:52 PM (zGsgt)

90 Hillary was the primo user of the Constanza defense..

"Was that wrong? Nobody ever told me I couldn't do that! Why... everyone before me used their own personal email server!"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 03:47 PM (so+oy)

----------------------------

FBI Investigator: Here is your signed form stating you received training on handling classified information which specifically states not remove to unsecured locations.

Hillary: I don't recall signing that.

Comey: Investigation over.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:52 PM (LXJ1e)

91 So, who will replace Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning?



Hey, I've got the chops, and you don't have to pay me alot because I live in my van!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 21, 2017 03:52 PM (BoMuO)

92 So, who will replace Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning?


Elliot Spitzer?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

93 Every Rose has its thorn.

And it grew especially large around young women.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:52 PM (2P0Ao)

94 Most of these jerks I don't care about getting caught being terrible, but the John Lasseter news makes me sad.

http://tinyurl.com/y737fbws

It's also a confusing statement. My decoder ring to decipher all these apology notes didn't turn up in my cereal box this morning, so I need the horde's help in translation. Is he just a huggy guy and that caused microaggressions for staff? Did he actually harrass someone and is trying to spin it so as not to ruin Coco's BO this weekend?

Posted by: LizLem at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (hvf9s)

95 So, who will replace Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning?

1. Tony Romo
2. Sean Spicer
3. Chris Christie
4. Carlos Beltran
5. Some soon-to-be-fired ESPN personality
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
..............
Michael Strahan will do both CBS This Morning and ABC's GMA.. cuz he doesn't have quite enough gigs already!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (so+oy)

96 >>The women seemed to be initiating in all those clips.

Did you miss their eyes blinking out H-E-L-P
--U-S

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (r9UYA)

97 Oprah was hired by CBS a few weeks ago to do special reports or whatnot. Maybe she'll co-host for awhile.



Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (dHUZO)

98 Breaking News: A smart blowup doll has accused its owner of non-consensual contact and entry!

Posted by: RioBravo at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (5NMZN)

99
How odd. Norah was all concerny faced this morning doing the Capt Renault routine about just learning about the accusations against Charlie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (493sH)

100 DTFCR
don't touch the fukn communist reactionary
damp tights forge c*nt rolls

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (BtQd4)

101
So the guy is like 75 when most would be retired, he basically got away with what he did his whole life. Not really much punishment, but hopefully he will henceforth be known as the "sexual assaulter to the news" in his obituary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

102

You know. Everybody knows. Hell, I just knowed and I'm ready to know again!

Posted by: O. Fvckstick, Emperor of Nothing at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (t3kPl)

103 I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball team.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (2P0Ao)

104
Breaking News: A smart blowup doll has accused its owner of non-consensual contact and entry!


Posted by: RioBravo at November 21, 2017 03:53 PM (5NMZN)It was that guy who used to annoy us here, Mr. Moo Moo?? I could have that wrong. Either him or Chemjeff. Those would be my guesses.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (14URa)

105 I'm available to fill in for Charlie Rose.

We both have the same penchant for wooing the ladies.

Posted by: James Comey at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (MnkFD)

106 I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball league."

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (MINbv)

107 What, no sub rosa jokes yet?

Posted by: Country Singer at November 21, 2017 03:55 PM (uiwCw)

108 103. Hmmm....second look at those cheesy 'Battle of the Stars' sports specials?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

109
Well,

WIADMSUOTB,

Huh??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

110 Heckuva lot of rearranging at CBS. The guy doing evening news, Anthony someone, is pleasant and appears as balanced as possible. I think he usually does weekend stuff, so I don't know whether he really wants the high profile stuff because he comes off as low-key. Pelley was awful.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (MIKMs)

111 What, no sub rosa jokes yet?"

Nah. Ol' Rose was a f*** up...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (MINbv)

112 103 I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball team league.

Posted by: "Spaceman" Bill Lee at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (MnkFD)

113 104. Of the two - CJ. Moo moo would have just bought another factory and tried again.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (fA1SL)

114 Has anybody ever flirted with MeAgain on tv where she was not acting DTF?

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (Lk/fE)

115 There was no one above Vega. It was Charlie's own company. Vega did go to him about one girl who complained and she was fired.

PBS is where the harrassment claims originated. His own personal playground.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (dHUZO)

116 You think your job sucks.. somebody had to watch a lot of Charlie Rose to make that montage.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 21, 2017 03:56 PM (+E73v)

117 A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did to make you mad?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

118 I was sexually assaulted by a corgi once. Haven't wanted to say anything until all these brave women put me to shame for my silence.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (14URa)

119 Smart blow up doll?

Well that lets Lena off the hook

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (oMc1W)

120 Disney exec resigns, too.

The Mr. Happy-est Place on Earth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (oVJmc)

121 Ghaaaaa, my eyes.... neeed brainbleach stat.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (0OmEj)

122 PBS is where the harrassment claims originated. His own personal playground.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla

Them tote bags get me all sorts of horny

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (8ikIW)

123
I'm looking at my scorecard here and I'm wondering if the other team has even taken the field?

This seems inordinately lopsided.

* ponders the concept of hypocrisy *

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (ajiE5)

124 Hmmm....second look at those cheesy 'Battle of the Stars' sports specials?"

How Kotter beat Telly and Jim West still befuddles me...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (MINbv)

125 Hmmm....second look at those cheesy 'Battle of the Stars' sports specials?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:55 PM (fA1SL)



Battle of the PBS stars was better with your captains, William F. Buckley and Carl Sagan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)

126 'Is that a package of Chocolate Frosted Mini Donuts in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me disappointed?'

Posted by: Meghan McCain at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (lgWNz)

127 He tells Gayle she looks like she got a tan.
Then he kisses Norah.
Laughs all around.
Especially when he whipped out the old man balls.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (HgMAr)

128 I met Vega. Trust me, she was all about herself. She had a good gig and knew it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (2P0Ao)

129 So who's the geriatric who gets Charlie's spot at Sixty Minutes?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (O5Q3r)

130 124. Rigged. The fix was in, 'cause nobody short of Heston could ever have beaten Telly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:59 PM (fA1SL)

131 118 I was sexually assaulted by a corgi once. Haven't wanted to say anything until all these brave women put me to shame for my silence.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (14URa)



Come on. Your leg was probably asking for it.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 03:59 PM (z/Ubi)

132 I'm looking at my scorecard here and I'm wondering if the other team has even taken the field?

This seems inordinately lopsided.

* ponders the concept of hypocrisy
==========
The repubs have Bush the old man. Maybe Sly Stallone and Steven Seagal.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 03:59 PM (C6xeQ)

133 Charlie Rose is no longer allowed on Sesame Street.

But because we never have a police officer on this liberal toilet of show, we can't even enforce an order of protection.

40,000 NYPD and not a single one ever showed on Sesame Street.

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (MnkFD)

134 "May I ask what the turkey did to make you mad?"
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

_________

Several years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

135 Rigged. The fix was in, 'cause nobody short of Heston could ever have beaten Telly."

A-friggen-men.

*looks around a bit worried that someone else got that*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (MINbv)

136 Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

Already stolen, Grump! Hard to find a good Thanksgiving lol. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (14URa)

137 How about we have a Battle of the Stars, Sexual Predator Edition.

The accusers get battle maces and flamethrowers. The accused get a pair of bikini briefs.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (2P0Ao)

138 "

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (lIZQs)

139 134,
just....

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (MINbv)

140 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job.

Then it will be time for The Happy Dance.

I want every one of those Progs begging on the street corner and turning tricks at truck stops for the rest of their natural lives just to start to repay for all the damage they've done to the country.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (tRaq7)

141 I'd flirt with Norah O'Donnell too, if she kicked it off. So, fire me.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (lQER8)

142 In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Posted by: fixerupper
_____

Shoot low, Sheriff. I think he's ridin' a Shetland.

Posted by: Furious George at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (j+dfT)

143 PBS was quick to announce the Charlie Rose Show was not their property...they did not produce it.

So they dodged that bullet.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (dHUZO)

144 "124 Hmmm....second look at those cheesy 'Battle of the Stars' sports specials?"

How Kotter beat Telly and Jim West still befuddles me...
Posted by: Anon a mouse"


I loved Mr. Rogers whacking Julia Childs over the head with King Friday during their boxing match.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni)

145 FBI Investigator: Here is your signed form stating you received training on handling classified information which specifically states not remove to unsecured locations.

Hillary: I don't recall signing that.


Which is why I say a court trial is simply a formality.
Hillary should be doing 50 to life easily.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (f/e+k)

146 "Got some seriously uninformed reprobates and deviated pre-verts here."

Hey, when an acronym doesn't even show up on the Urban Dictionary site, it's too damn obscure.

Posted by: MW at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (wNx6K)

147 Schadenfreude. I'm soaking in it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

148 Can you imagine how much it would suck to be Charlie Rose's makeup artist?

First, you have to work in close proximity to that. You know he reeks of old man musk, cigarettes, booze, and WAAAY too much cologne.

Second, try thinking how horrible it would be to show off a portfolio in which that vampire looking creeper is the AFTER your work is applied example?

Finally, how do you ignore him twirling his balls around his index finger the whole time?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (zGsgt)

149 Now John Lasseter, creative director of animation for Pixar films (Toy Story, etc.) has been outed as a perv. Lasseter is now on "leave".

Looking at his picture on Drudge and he has pervy-saggy-balled-creep written all over him.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (oiNtH)

150 Sooooooooo......any regrets about taking down O'Reiley and Ailes?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (BoMuO)

151 That flirty banter seemed really strange.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (nBr1j)

152
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)


*glares* Stolen

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (z/Ubi)

153 Please let the John McCain rumors be true.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (2P0Ao)

154 There is this ad showing Melania every time I go to ace's blog. I know I should be more respectful but I would go the full Charlie Rose on that beautiful dame. Such a stunner.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (q177U)

155 never could understand rose as a journalist. he always reminded me of Henry McGee on the Benny Hill show. And Barbara Walters / Geez who calls themselves a gerbilist when no one can understand a word you say?

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (554tu)

156 I loved Mr. Rogers whacking Julia Childs over the head with King Friday during their boxing match.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni)



That was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV. With Howard Cosell (Eugene Levy) narrating the whole thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (493sH)

157
Pixar dude goin down - ahem - too. ha ha.

Rose taking in the shorts is quite fun those since he is such a pompous douche.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

158 Charlie Rose is a bit of a Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

159
After finishing the job started by Carly Purina -- ruining Hewlett Packard -- Meg Whitman announced her resignation as CEO.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (IbrTD)

160 148 Can you imagine how much it would suck to be Charlie Rose's makeup artist?
_____________________________________

Yeah. I'm real heartbroken.

Posted by: Hillary's Gynecologist at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (MnkFD)

161 131 118 I was sexually assaulted by a corgi once. Haven't wanted to say anything until all these brave women put me to shame for my silence.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (14URa)


Come on. Your leg was probably asking for it.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 03:59 PM (z/Ubi)

It was a Corgi...

Sooo... must have been a really nice ankle!

Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (NgKpN)

162 PBS was quick to announce the Charlie Rose Show was not their property...they did not produce it.


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (dHUZO)
They know we're gunnin' to deprive them of our tax dollars. Go, Trump!!!! Kill that turkey.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (14URa)

163 OK, looks safe for the moment. Here, feel better than you've felt all day, while you cry. Tissues first, then watch (SFW):

http://bit.ly/2iCQinq

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (3myMJ)

164 159
After finishing the job started by Carly Purina -- ruining Hewlett Packard -- Meg Whitman announced her resignation as CEO.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (IbrTD)

And paid millions of dollars in the process. What the actual fuck is going on at these corporations?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

165 "I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball league."


We certainly have enough victims to build several golf resorts.

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (lIZQs)

166 153
Please let the John McCain rumors be true.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (2P0Ao)
What rumors? Please, I'm begging, tell me the rumors.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (14URa)

167 "129 So who's the geriatric who gets Charlie's spot at Sixty Minutes?
Posted by: tu3031"


Steve Kroft. In light of Charlie Rose, drinking champagne out of hooker's asses doesn't seems so bad.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (OD2ni)

168 Which is why I say a court trial is simply a formality.
Hillary should be doing 50 to life easily.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 04:02 PM (f/e+k)



The Beast: Why am I not looking at 50 years at this point?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH)

169 First, you have to work in close proximity to that. You know he reeks of old man musk, cigarettes, booze, and WAAAY too much cologne.
...........

and old man balls

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

170 @Fixerupper - you dodged a bullet. If she was that fickle & unsure she would have cheated on you after the marriage imstead of before. Way worse outcome at that point.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (dHUZO)

171 Charlie Rose? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (j+dfT)

172 163 OK, looks safe for the moment. Here, feel better than you've felt all day, while you cry. Tissues first, then watch (SFW):

http://bit.ly/2iCQinq
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (3myMJ)

If it's SFW, why do I need tissues?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

173 John Lasseter, who created Pixar along with Steve Jobs (after he bought it away from the evil empire), is the latest Hollywood guy to fall. All the early Pixar movies (Toy Story et al) are his.

This is not a good thing, if you own any Disney stock.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (lQER8)

174 I'd be safer on that damned rock than Hollywood or the media.

Posted by: Andromeada at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (326rv)

175 140 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job.

Then it will be time for The Happy Dance.

I want every one of those Progs begging on the street corner and turning tricks at truck stops for the rest of their natural lives just to start to repay for all the damage they've done to the country.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (tRaq7)


Every truck stop can use a few more weenie washers.

Posted by: cornbred at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (5vs5r)

176 I hear Katie formerly of Yahoo News is experienced, and looking for work. And she probably hasn't harassed any other females.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (rwxoo)

177 Any truth to the rumors about Charlie and Miss Piggy?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (7ZVPa)

178 After finishing the job started by Carly Purina -- ruining Hewlett Packard -- Meg Whitman announced her resignation as CEO.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (IbrTD)

And paid millions of dollars in the process. What the actual fuck is going on at these corporations?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (NWiLs)



Marissa Mayer: Beats me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (493sH)

179 >>>Charlie's executive producer ....something.... Vega has admitted that two of Charlie's accusers did indeed complain to her about Mr. Rose and his inappropriate activities....


I read somewhere that at least one who complained was promptly fired. The whole structure is rotten. Tear it down.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (ppaKI)

180 What rumors? Please, I'm begging, tell me the rumors."

I think he meant John McClane

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (MINbv)

181 So should be take a pool on which star gets beaten with a drumstick by their significant other on Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (2P0Ao)

182 Does anyone think they will find a minority at CBS to fill in for the old white man Charlie Rose?

I mean, they are all affirmative action, right?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (MnkFD)

183 161 131 118 I was sexually assaulted by a corgi once. Haven't wanted to say anything until all these brave women put me to shame for my silence.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:57 PM (14URa)


Come on. Your leg was probably asking for it.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 03:59 PM (z/Ubi)

It was a Corgi...

Sooo... must have been a really nice ankle!
Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (NgKpN)



They've got long bodies, so at least the shin needed to be sexy..

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (z/Ubi)

184 170. Sigh. ...


Here, this will explain it better than BEN ROETHLISBERGER could:
https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (fA1SL)

185 In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)



That. Song. I had just arrived at my first duty assignment after enlisting in the AF. The guy next to me maxed out his AAFES credit card at the BX on a big ass stereo and would blast this song, and only this song, on repeat for WEEKS!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (BoMuO)

186 Marissa Mayer: Beats me
Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Ya-HOOOO!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:07 PM (MINbv)

187 Pit of Misery is getting fuller by the day. Dilly, Dilly!

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU)

188 We went looking for the culture of rape in this country and found out -- it is us!

Posted by: The Mainstream Media and Hollywood at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (MnkFD)

189 That. Song. I had just arrived at my first duty assignment after enlisting in the AF. The guy next to me maxed out his AAFES credit card at the BX on a big ass stereo and would blast this song, and only this song, on repeat for WEEKS!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (BoMuO)

------

Sooooooo.......He brought disaster wherever he went???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)

190 If it's SFW, why do I need tissues?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

You're pretty tough, may not need any. Give it a try!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (3myMJ)

191
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been
married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)


Look at it this way. At least you didn't have to buy her a house you can no longer go within 200 feet of.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (14URa)

192 "166 153
Please let the John McCain rumors be true.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (2P0Ao)
What rumors? Please, I'm begging, tell me the rumors.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (14URa)"

Google McCain and Vicky Iseman for starters.

There are many other rumors in DC.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (2P0Ao)

193 >Charlie's executive producer ....something.... Vega has admitted that two of Charlie's accusers did indeed complain to her about Mr. Rose and his inappropriate activities....


I read somewhere that at least one who complained was promptly fired. The whole structure is rotten. Tear it down.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Annnd so much for the notion of a witch hunt. The wheels are coming off, and it's looking more like the Catholic dicoeses and the public school district that hid known monsters. They have to get out to mitigate damage.

Posted by: Andromeada at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (326rv)

194 I didn't even realize this show on CeeBS existed. Nor did I realize Gayle King was on it. Isn't her claim to fame being Oprah's dildo warmer?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (aHLmf)

195 178 After finishing the job started by Carly Purina -- ruining Hewlett Packard -- Meg Whitman announced her resignation as CEO.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (IbrTD)

And paid millions of dollars in the process. What the actual fuck is going on at these corporations?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (NWiLs)



Marissa Mayer: Beats me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (493sH)

Somebody explain these people to me, because I don't understand how people like that make gazillions of dollars to fuck everything up. Like Jamie Gorelick. Everything she touches turns to shit but she goes from high-paid gig to high-paid gig.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

196 "In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?"

See that pile of cans in the corner? That's from the beer that made Milt Famey walk us.

Jose Altuve'.

Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (XTiHL)

197 You know if all these guys could have found happiness with wiener dogs and honey they'd all still be employed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (YV+SU)

198 John McCain rumors ? he is a grope ??

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (QC/4S)

199 188 We went looking for the culture of rape in this country and found out -- it is us!
________________________________

Posted by: The Law Firm of Lo and Behold at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (MnkFD)

200 Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (OD2ni)

Do you mean drinking champagne off of hooker's a$****? Not that I've done either or want to, but drinking champagne out of the anyone's *** sounds beyond revolting

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (8+Ozj)

201 Lefty women think the worst of men because Lefty men are the worst of men.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (QQ+il)

202 185. Count yourself lucky it wasn't, say, Dexxy's Midnight Rovers

C'mon, Eileen.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (fA1SL)

203 CBS and PBS are both in trouble if it's true that women made complaints and the response was to fire the women.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

204 187 Pit of Misery is getting fuller by the day. Dilly, Dilly!
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU)



*Raises Hands*

Dilly, Dilly!

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 04:10 PM (z/Ubi)

205 Google McCain and Vicky Iseman"

Nah. Now Vicki Vale....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:10 PM (MINbv)

206 wiener dogs and honey


I am so not googling that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

207 How great is Thanksgiving dinner going to be at the Rose, Weinstein, Spacey and Moore household this year.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (MnkFD)

208 194 I didn't even realize this show on CeeBS existed. Nor did I realize Gayle King was on it. Isn't her claim to fame being Oprah's dildo warmer?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 04:08 PM (aHLmf)


Gayle King is a homunculus made out of all the fat Oprah's had liposuctioned over the years.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (9TK8E)

209
25 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird,
entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out
of a job.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (gEvQ8



It's just clearing the decks for the new more radical young ones to take over. Getting rid of the Komarovskys to let the Pashas run things.

Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (zOpu5)

210 DTFCR



Don't touch Fiona's crotch rot??

Posted by: dananjcon at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (xqfqx)

211 I may have humped Marco Rubio's garbage, but I honestly believed I was pursuing mutual feelings.

I now realize I was wrong.

I deeply regret that any negative feelings caused by your perceptions of my lack of success in living up to my values. I am committed to getting well and returning to a productive career as a recycling engineer.

Posted by: Wicket at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (C6xeQ)

212 After finishing the job started by Carly Purina -- ruining Hewlett Packard -- Meg Whitman announced her resignation as CEO.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (IbrTD)


Can't forget Leo Apotheker in between who bought Palm for $1billion, spent many millions more finishing development on their next hardware release and threw it in the trash a week after launch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (BoMuO)

213 Gayle King is a homunculus"

I dunno. Looks a bit bigger than that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:12 PM (MINbv)

214 Y'know, The Fox News stuff came out in an election year, but all the Lib stuff is coming out in an off year. I'd say this whole thing is a Squirrel!

But then again, a squirrel would hide his nuts, unlike Charlie.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 21, 2017 04:12 PM (tMFgx)

215 To all those Cruz supporters: Do you think you'd be having this much fun with President Cruz? C'mon, be honest.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:12 PM (YV+SU)

216 "I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."

- Steve Martin

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (tRaq7)

217 190 If it's SFW, why do I need tissues?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

+++

You are truly incorrigible.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (tcwn1)

218 Not that I've done either or want to, but drinking champagne out of the anyone's *** sounds beyond revolting
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (8+Ozj)

-----

Nope.

Out of.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

219 John McCain rumors ? he is a grope ??


It was the tumor talkin'

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (BoMuO)

220 Yeah. I'm real heartbroken.

Posted by: Hillary's Gynecologist

A hard hat being a necessary tool for personal protection during an exam.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

221 "Do you mean drinking champagne off of hooker's a$****? Not that I've done either or want to, but drinking champagne out of the anyone's *** sounds beyond revolting
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a"


Kroft allegedly used to pour champagne down the crack into a glass and drink it.

When I played rugby, there were urban legends of guys doing that with beer into a dirty shoe but I never met anyone who actually witnessed it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni)

222 Does anyone think they will find a minority at CBS to fill in for the old white man Charlie Rose?

I mean, they are all affirmative action, right?


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (MnkFD)


Bill Cosby ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (M+Lyo)

223 Lefty women think the worst of men because Lefty men are the worst of men.

Posted by: Grump928
-----------
Right I used to say this as kind of a goof. Now I'm like -- oof -- they are up to their eyeballs in scum bags.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:14 PM (eZLHE)

224 I have it on good authority that "there is nothin' can name that is anything like a dame".

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 21, 2017 04:14 PM (VFhMt)

225 John McCain rumors ? he is a grope ??


Grope? He can't straighten his arms!
Too soon?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)

226 Insomniac: "And paid millions of dollars in the process. What the actual fuck is going on at these corporations?"

Chapters 7 and 11. And appealing to a more selective audience.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 21, 2017 04:14 PM (H8S+R)

227 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 04:11 PM (MnkFD)

It might be o.k. at the Moore household if he thinks he's going to win a Senate seat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:14 PM (8+Ozj)

228
Wait.

John McCain schtupped Vicky Lawrence??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:15 PM (8XRCm)

229 Does anyone think they will find a minority at CBS to fill in for the old white man Charlie Rose?

I mean, they are all affirmative action, right?


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

--

They can fish in the pool of soon to be unemployed ESPN flakes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)

230 Mc Cain can't be a groper, only leftist progressives do that. Oh.......

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:15 PM (BoMuO)

231 Yeah. I'm real heartbroken.



Posted by: Hillary's Gynecologist


You'll be okay. Blind gynecologists are few and far between.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:15 PM (14URa)

232 Ugh, ignore my Lasseter comment from earlier. The first outed perv I feel actually sad about; the rest have been delightful schadenfreude.

He has always been on my list of "celebs you'd want to have dinner with," to get hands-on info about storytelling. Now I know if I invited him he'd just want to get handsy!

Will this news affect Coco this weekend, hmmmmm..

Posted by: LizLem at November 21, 2017 04:15 PM (hvf9s)

233 Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

They jammed a champagne bottle up her rear?

Sorry I asked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:16 PM (8+Ozj)

234 217 190 If it's SFW, why do I need tissues?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

+++

You are truly incorrigible.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 21, 2017 04:13 PM (tcwn1)

It's one of my many endearing qualities.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

235 "John McCain schtupped Vicky Lawrence??"


My friendshh, when Vicki donned her outfit from Mama's Family, I could not control myself.

Posted by: John McCain at November 21, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

236 Cat Ass Trophy: "Grope? He can't straighten his arms!
Too soon?"


Too soon? That's crazy talk. Some of us are cheering for the tumor. OK, maybe not some, but me. But there have to be some lurkers out there who are with me.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (H8S+R)

237 44

Yes. Why do you seem to find this unusual?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (VFhMt)

238 We should start a pool on who is next. I honestly don't even know where to start.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (2P0Ao)

239 170. Sigh. ...


Here, this will explain it better than BEN ROETHLISBERGER could:
https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (fA1SL)


Ok, I get it. Thanks for the insult. Obviously the link is a song or something that I should know about but don't. Well shame on me for not knowing all the trivia and songs in the world.

Lesson learned. Last time I comment on that crap. Keep your private jokes. I didn't deserve that insult.


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (dHUZO)

240 It was my understanding that the relationship with the garbage was a mutual one.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (q177U)

241 231 Yeah. I'm real heartbroken.



Posted by: Hillary's Gynecologist


You'll be okay. Blind gynecologists are few and far between.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:15 PM (14URa)

Training's a challenge but eventually they feel things out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

242 i hated the way he'd lean over the table.

...among other things

Posted by: concrete girl at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (MF4DY)

243
Sorry I asked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:16 PM (8+Ozj)

-----

We had a whole, disguting, revolting, hilarious thread on it quite some time ago, Fen.

Please dont kill me.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

244 DTFCR
For the acronym challenged, substitute Charlie Rose groupies- in the full-on rockstar mode, not just fangirling.

Posted by: Downcast at November 21, 2017 04:18 PM (sczGx)

245 237 44

Yes. Why do you seem to find this unusual?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (VFhMt)



Honestly, raise your hand if you are willing to scroll back 200 comments to see what the joke is?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

246 There were a lot of rumors about McCain. Especially after he was in DC a few years.

Remember. He's Navy. So it could have gone either way. Lol

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:18 PM (2P0Ao)

247 "215 To all those Cruz supporters: Do you think you'd be having this much fun with President Cruz? C'mon, be honest."

Nope. Was for Cruz until he got out. Voting for Trump was very easy for me.

I remember thinking the entire line-up save Catshit was good enough for president and the entire cabinet. It took less than three weeks for Cruz and Trump to emerge as the front runners. Stil lpissed about the ethanol mess but I can deal.

Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2017 04:18 PM (XTiHL)

248 The Dem nomination process for president is going to be a bloody, long and disgusting free-for-all of persecuted victims of this and that.

White men need not apply.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (3myMJ)

249 You use the champagne to wash off the residual coke left on the hookers ass that you snorted off of earlier, duh.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (rwxoo)

250 BTW, today, Bill Cosby lost his anti-SLAPP motion against Janice Dickinson. His attorney got kind of skewered. Having done dozens of SLAPP motions (recently getting a negative tentative ruling reversed), it was rather enjoyable to see a Big Firm Lawyer get schooled by the Court of Appeal. :-> (I work for a small firm; been here 20 and 10/12s of my legal career.)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (dZ756)

251 OMG, just watched a great blue heron in "my" pond. I feel like crap on a cracker and my hand hurts like hell but, really, it's like heaven here. A little colder than I had in mind but heaven nonetheless. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (14URa)

252 164,
"What the actual fuck is going on at these corporations?"


Over the decades since the 70s the grad-schools have been warped into SJW land and so more and more of what people can be selected to be a CEO are not really qualified to run a corner laundromat since to get into grad-school you must pass the progressive gatekeepers. They can however spout good SJW talking points when commanded and take orders for the good of the great cause of global socialism.

Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (zOpu5)

253 Rose's utterly crestfallen face on election night was one of my many schadenboner fluffers.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:20 PM (ul9CR)

254 John Lassiter? That's surprising.

He looks so normal and innocent and all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:20 PM (tRaq7)

255 184 170. Sigh. ...


Here, this will explain it better than BEN ROETHLISBERGER could:
https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 04:06 PM (fA1SL)

And the really funny part is they're Swedish!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

256 Can we get Elton to write a "Goodbye Charlie Rose" song?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (3DZIZ)

257 Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (14URa)

They are such majestic birds, aren't they? I love watching them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (8+Ozj)

258 Grope? "

I am Grope...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (MINbv)

259 We should start a pool on who is next. I honestly don't even know where to start.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (2P0Ao)

----

Start with the usually loud virtue signalers.... then ask yourself .... "who havent we heard from in a while".


50 quatloos on "Bob Costas".

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

260 All I can remember about battle of the network stars is Linda Carter.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (E5WVf)

261 Charlie Rose has a show on HLN as well, or at least specials. "Investigation" news shows like "George Michael's last day".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)

262 "I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball league."

A League of their Own...

Posted by: LizLem, there's no crying in Perveygate at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (hvf9s)

263 Over the decades since the 70s the grad-schools have been warped into SJW land and so more and more of what people can be selected to be a CEO are not really qualified to run a corner laundromat since to get into grad-school you must pass the progressive gatekeepers. They can however spout good SJW talking points when commanded and take orders for the good of the great cause of global socialism.
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (zOpu5)

That's as good an explanation as any, I suppose. I mean, I have no executive experience at all and I could run things better than these idiots.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

264 Can we get Elton to write a "Goodbye Charlie Rose" song?"

Prefer Muldoon...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (MINbv)

265 100 quatlos and the head of Alfredo Garcia on Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (seK8+)

266 CBS and PBS are both in trouble if it's true that women made complaints and the response was to fire the women.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)



All the stuff I read were peeps from Charlie Rose's company. PBS does not own that. So PBS and CBS are in the clear. Unless someone at CBS hasn't come forward yet. But PBS is in the clear. Bloomberg too probably.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (dHUZO)

267 Dem Bim Christy Setzer on Fox Biz just now said that John Conyers should resign "and so should Donald Trump"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (ILitO)

268 We should start a pool on who is next. I honestly don't even know where to start.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:17 PM (2P0Ao)

Bill Nye

I so want to call him Bill Nye the Groping Guy

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (ul9CR)

269 Can a 'droid molest other 'droids? 'Cause that's where this is headed for the news industry. Automatons could fill in without all the headaches. And, no, I'm not talking about Mika.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (H8S+R)

270 >>> How great is Thanksgiving dinner going to be at the Rose, Weinstein, Spacey and Moore household this year.

Speak for yourself!!

Posted by: The Turkey, hiding its holes at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (hvf9s)

271 Start with the usually loud virtue signalers.... then ask yourself .... "who haven't we heard from in a while".

Yeah an awful lot of the people who usually huff and puff the most are being very quiet. That's significant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)

272 They are such majestic birds, aren't they? I love watching them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (8+Ozj)
Pretty awesome. First it was walking around on the opposite bank - kind of a strut. Then it took off flying, which is your money shot right there. Fun stuff, glad I step out there to smoke, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (14URa)

273 Goodbye Charlie
It's been nice
Your gross old man balls
Were paradise

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

274 269. Do Sexbots Dream of Electric Creeps?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

275
Can we get Elton to write a "Goodbye Charlie Rose" song?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (3DZIZ)



It seems to me you lived your life like a hand job in the wind

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

276 To all those Cruz supporters: Do you think you'd be having this much fun with President Cruz? C'mon, be honest."

I was a Cruz dude right up until he blamed the violence at Trump rallies on Trump.

That was after it became known that Rep. Jan Shakowski's husband, Robert Creamer, was actually organizing all the violence. Why he isn't in jail remains a mystery to me. Last time I checked, it was illegal to start a riot.

Creamer, not Cruz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (tRaq7)

277 Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (dZ756)

That is good but Janice Dickinson is still a psycho bitch.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (2DOZq)

278 I wonder if Charlie Rose ever mocked the Pence rule, on the record or off?

I know there are a lot of liberals like Kevin Pollock who must be weeping themselves to sleep tonight.

Good Time Charlie? He'll be fine. He's rich enough and doesn't have much longer to live.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (xJa6I)

279 251 OMG, just watched a great blue heron in "my" pond. I feel like crap on a cracker and my hand hurts like hell but, really, it's like heaven here. A little colder than I had in mind but heaven nonetheless. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (14URa)

++++

You sure it isn't one of those turkey buzzards you're so wild about?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (tcwn1)

280 274 269. Do Sexbots Dream of Electric Creeps?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

Are Sexbots Groped by Electric Creeps

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

281 I hope for an accusation against Chuck Schumer. That's not very nice of me, I suppose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (8+Ozj)

282 "Marissa Mayer: Beats me
Posted by: TheQuietMan"


Judging by pics, don't think I'd complain if Marissa Mayer asked me to watch her take a shower.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (OD2ni)

283 >> 100 quatlos and the head of Alfredo Garcia on Chris Cuomo.


Fletch and DS9, nice.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (lgWNz)

284 That guy creeped me out way before this. I watched him a couple times on TV, and he was always drooling. Like literally drooling out of his bottom lip. So gross.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (oyCqX)

285 >>>In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe

wow
talk about one for the books.

my parents used to joke how my uncle had "gone out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back"

aunt ree was prone to quote mae west

Posted by: concrete girl at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (MF4DY)

286 255 And the really funny part is they're Swedish!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:20 PM (NWiLs)


Sure, but it was a cover of an old standard, strangely enough.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (9TK8E)

287 "25 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job right where they were before, and getting richer all the time, to the applause of Our Betters.
Posted by: Old Blue "


Wish I could believe that, but I just can't, so I fixed it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (Ktb8D)

288 Posted by: washrivergal at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (tcwn1)

Nah, Turkey buzzards don't strut. They hop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (8+Ozj)

289 282 "Marissa Mayer: Beats me
Posted by: TheQuietMan"


Judging by pics, don't think I'd complain if Marissa Mayer asked me to watch her take a shower.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (OD2ni)

Screen door in a hurricane. But I wouldn't want her to so much as balance my checkbook let alone run a business.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

290 103 I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball team.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (2P0Ao)


Sure as shit don't wanna be the bat boy in that league.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (7UW64)

291 "Sooner or later, I might get to someone you *do* care about! " -- Hans Gruber

I've been a big Pixar fan, so sad to hear about John Lasseter. Apparently he was more drunk handsy nerd at the Xmas Party than a true predator.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)

292 290 103 I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball team.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (2P0Ao)


Sure as shit don't wanna be the bat boy in that league.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (7UW64)

Talk about catching foul balls...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 04:26 PM (NWiLs)

293 "260 All I can remember about battle of the network stars is Linda Carter.
Posted by: An Observation"


Funny. I mostly remember Adrienne Barbeau.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

294 259 50 quatloos on "Bob Costas".

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)


Everything everybody will ever own on "Keith Olbermann".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:26 PM (9TK8E)

295 Well the crazed lunatic that rammed my car the other morning has admitted responsibility so I don't have to sue everyone in North America.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2017 04:26 PM (Sfs6o)

296
CBS and PBS are both in trouble if it's true that women made complaints and the response was to fire the women.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)


Sure, I'm a guy. Also a husband and father of a daughter. If my daughter got fired after complaining because some old naked guy showed his junk to her, I'd be wondering just how many digits the settlement would be. And the very large number before those digits.

Let the chips start falling.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 04:26 PM (ajiE5)

297 294 259 50 quatloos on "Bob Costas".

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)


Everything everybody will ever own on "Keith Olbermann".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:26 PM (9TK8E)

I'm all in on Crazy Keith as well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:27 PM (xJa6I)

298 Can you imagine "Bob Costas" hitting on something?

I mean, what kind of women would even take offense to a super beta/metrosexual guy like that?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2017 04:27 PM (bB4HN)

299 You sure it isn't one of those turkey buzzards you're so wild about?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 21, 2017 04:24 PM (tcwn1)
Well-deserved but, yes, I'm sure!

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (14URa)

300 Speaking of annoying songs, on one of my first deployments that damn Alan Jackson song "Way Down Yonder on the Chattahoochee" was big. The NCOIC who drove us the 45 minutes from the compound to the airbase would play that song over and over and over. After 3 months, I was near homicidal whenever I heard it. I just moved next to the damn Chattahoochee River. I can't see a sign without that song running through my head.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (BoMuO)

301 Speak for yourself!!
Posted by: The Turkey, hiding its holes "

Good luck...

Posted by: the Chicken at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (MINbv)

302 Who will be left in Hollywood?

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (yM/Yl)

303 Good Time Charlie? He'll be fine. He's rich enough and doesn't have much longer to live.

But how will he score chicks with his show off the air?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (QQ+il)

304 73
Wait. Did Rose masturbate in front of Harvey Weinstein or did I get that wrong?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM

They shared a Ficus in a three way
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:50 PM

I think you meant tree way

Posted by: Downcast at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (sczGx)

305 "I mean, what kind of women would even take offense to a super beta/metrosexual guy like that?"


If they can take offense to a pajama boy like Glenn Thrush, they can take offense to anybody.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (OD2ni)

306 nood

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (q177U)

307 I may have humped Marco Rubio's garbage, but I honestly believed I was pursuing mutual feelings.

I now realize I was wrong.

I deeply regret that any negative feelings caused by your perceptions of my lack of success in living up to my values. I am committed to getting well and returning to a productive career as a recycling engineer.
Posted by: Wicket
.............
Was this you too?

https://youtu.be/T_62R7JnYBk

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (so+oy)

308 Who will be left in Hollywood?
==================
Nobody.

That's the point.

Posted by: My name is Vengance at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (XS026)

309 Cereal Question Morons - Who do you think launched the Weinstein hit to cripple Hillary and cleanse the party?

1. Pelosi and Feinstein - CA
2. Schumer - NY
3. Warren - MA
4. Bernie and Bots - VT
5. Others to be named later.

Do you think whoever launched the attack knew it would get out of hand and burn everyone's house down?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

310 "the gerbilist"

Will back to pursue damages after consulting with our attorneys.

Posted by: The Gerbil at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (VFhMt)

311 >>Can you imagine "Bob Costas" hitting on something?


Every photo he has ever taken has been an upskirt shot.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (lgWNz)

312 The House Ethics committee is investigating Conyers. Have to make sure his groping was done in an ethical fashion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (BoMuO)

313 Weird how Hugh Hefner died and now all this weird sexual rage has been released. Like a demon just got his wings or something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (xJa6I)

314 My goodness, Michael Medved is a whiny, mewling quim. I was flipping through the radio stations and heard him defending the MFM, and attacking the idea of 'fake news', by claiming that the media does NOT protect their own. After all, look at Charlie Rose!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 04:30 PM (8iiMU)

315 309 Cereal Question Morons - Who do you think launched the Weinstein hit to cripple Hillary and cleanse the party?

1. Pelosi and Feinstein - CA
2. Schumer - NY
3. Warren - MA
4. Bernie and Bots - VT
5. Others to be named later.

Do you think whoever launched the attack knew it would get out of hand and burn everyone's house down?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (YV+SU)


6. Obama and Jarrett - Kalorama

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 04:30 PM (9TK8E)

316 Jean: "Who will be left in Hollywood?"

All of them. And then they were all forced out.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (H8S+R)

317 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:23 PM (tRaq7)

I was bothered a lot by that too. But Cruz and Trump have since become simpatico and I'm happy about that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (ul9CR)

318 Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

I'm betting Team Obama-Refelects bad on Dems who donated to Hillary and is starting to hit Bill Clinton. Obama's want to get control of the party, push it further left and be seen as the "virtuous ones"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (8+Ozj)

319 So my short list for the next ones is;

Andrew Cuomo
Jake Tapper
Lester Holy

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (2P0Ao)

320 Over the decades since the 70s the grad-schools have been warped into SJW land and so more and more of what people can be selected to be a CEO are not really qualified to run a corner laundromat since to get into grad-school you must pass the progressive gatekeepers. They can however spout good SJW talking points when commanded and take orders for the good of the great cause of global socialism.
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 04:19 PM (zOpu5)



I've been told that to apply to do graduate work at Berkeley in chemistry (of all things) you have to submit an essay on what you've done to promote LGBTQCIANFLMVPSWAK perversions.

They're that far gone. And that's in chemistry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

321 Yeah I'll bet all I got on Olbermann. Which is like $3.74 in loose change

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

322 25 By the time all the dust settles on this, most of Hollyweird, entertainment and news media, and Congress critters are going to be out of a job right where they were before, and getting richer all the time, to the applause of Our Betters.
Posted by: Old Blue "


Wish I could believe that, but I just can't, so I fixed it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 21, 2017 04:25 PM (Ktb8D)


I fear this is true. Cranston already making the case for Weinstein to return. And Brian Lyin' Williams has a news job on a related network to where he was fired.

The elites, the uniparty...they all stick together. The rest of us - screwed.

But I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (dHUZO)

323 Posted by: Wicket
.............
Was this you too?

https://youtu.be/T_62R7JnYBk
=============
It is painful to see my actions before I entered recovery. I know that I will emerge stronger that ever.

Posted by: Wicket at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (5V4Fb)

324 303 Good Time Charlie? He'll be fine. He's rich enough and doesn't have much longer to live.

But how will he score chicks with his show off the air?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 04:28 PM (QQ+il)

Residual fame? Or a more fun answer is 'he won't'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:32 PM (xJa6I)

325 There's so many libs in all of media that there will be a hundred accused Dems for every six republicans. And you know that there has to be some republican creeps out there, the media is working overtime to find another one.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (rwxoo)

326 Can you imagine "Bob Costas" hitting on something?

I mean, what kind of women would even take offense to a super beta/metrosexual guy like that?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2017 04:27 PM (bB4HN)

-----

Well we've got women DTFCR.

Women DTFBC aint out of the question.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

327 According to the National Enquirer or The Globe, Since Mc Cain's diagnosis, he has been reaching out to his true love Connie Stevens. True. Read it while standing in line at the market.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (oiNtH)

328 I have it on good authority that Bob Costas is a furry.

Posted by: wicket at November 21, 2017 04:34 PM (nM2sT)

329 So my short list for the next ones is;

Andrew Cuomo
Jake Tapper
Lester Holy
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (2P0Ao)

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Oooooo.

Jake Tapper.

That little shit hasnt said squat for about three weeks has he.?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

330 160 148 Can you imagine how much it would suck to be Charlie Rose's makeup artist?
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Yeah. I'm real heartbroken.
Posted by: Hillary's Gynecologist at November 21, 2017 04:03 PM (MnkFD)
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LOL!
Just the thought is puke-inducing.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (JNTt1)

331 Since he is nothing more than a Clinton hanger-on and wants to be President, what are the odds that Terry McAuliffe is the next gimp in the box?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (YV+SU)

332
Let's revisit Charlie and ol' "Marbles in His Mouth" Tom Brokaw frantically kissing Barky's oh-so-intellectual ass...

https://youtu.be/Vod4ls0Q4cs

Two friggin' disgraces.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (8LLk2)

333 Good Time Charlie? He'll be fine. He's rich enough and doesn't have much longer to live.

And I've got a very special place reserved for him in my bunk.

Posted by: Charlie Manson at November 21, 2017 04:36 PM (3C9q2)

334 Do you think whoever launched the attack knew it would get out of hand and burn everyone's house down?
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Soros?
Any of the other rich fucks who saw their donations go down the tubes?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (so+oy)

335 I have it on good authority that Bob Costas is a furry.

Honestly that wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Joking or not. I could see him pink eyed in a pile of wriggling yiffers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (39g3+)

336 Charlie Rose kaput? Hilarious. Every day the neo-Jacobin's wheel out one of their own and dutifully lop off their heads. The Clinton's may just get their due after all.

Thank you Harvey.


Posted by: 13times at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (WHVu+)

337
Do you think whoever launched the attack knew it would get out of hand and burn everyone's house down?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

If a Dem was responsible and didn't expect it to go further than HW, well, that would be great. It's like someone who decides to burn leaves right next to his house and is then shocked when the house catches fire.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:37 PM (ZM2xo)

338
They're that far gone. And that's in chemistry.
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Do first rate chemists actually attend Berkley?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (YV+SU)

339
333 Good Time Charlie? He'll be fine. He's rich enough and doesn't have much longer to live. "

All that money made from being on PBS?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (ZM2xo)

340 Since he is nothing more than a Clinton hanger-on and wants to be President, what are the odds that Terry McAuliffe is the next gimp in the box?
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pretty good.

I'm betting another big Hollywood player is going to get it before McAuliffe.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (C3SEU)

341 103 I think we're at a point where there are enough liberal sexual predators to field a baseball team.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:54 PM (2P0Ao)

Sure as shit don't wanna be the bat boy in that league.


We need an official roster with all the pitchers, catchers, and switch hitters.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (3C9q2)

342 I forget he was on other networks besides PBS - because I find Rose forgettable.

Perfect dull, droning PBS TV personality though.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:39 PM (ZM2xo)

343 Can you imagine "Bob Costas" hitting on something?
...........

Winking at them with his pinkeye.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

344
**cues up VanHalens "Where Have All the Good Times Gone"**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

345 338
They're that far gone. And that's in chemistry.
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Do first rate chemists actually attend Berkley?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:38 PM (YV+SU)

I've heard it's excellent for the hard sciences - one of the best. If they're going PC though, that will change.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (ZM2xo)

346 Aaccckkkkkk....I hate this thinking that it was a political operation & Republican ploy to take down Weinstein. It is beyond stupid.

The networks were burying the story. Ronan Farrow finally was able to get it published. On his own. By himself. No Republican assist.

It was mostly women who are bringing these guys down. Just normal, average women. Who finally got sick of decades of this stuff.

Trump is not god. And Bannon is not the Wizard of Oz. I am getting sick & tired of not giving women their due for finally fighting back. That it had to be some political operation and man in this is something I'm sick of asshats saying. It's insulting. Not every fvcking thing is politics.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (dHUZO)

347 Seems Disney's Chief Creative Officer is the next gimp in the box. He looks very gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (YV+SU)

348 So my short list for the next ones is;

Andrew Cuomo
Jake Tapper
Lester Holy
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 04:31 PM (2P0Ao)

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Oooooo.

Jake Tapper.
...........

Brian Williams

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (HgMAr)

349 I think we have enough pervs and grabbers to field a football team, let alone baseball. But half of them are likely switch hitters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

350 343 Can you imagine "Bob Costas" hitting on something?
...........

Winking at them with his pinkeye.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

He just walks right up to women and smacks them right in the crotch - with the top of his head.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (ZM2xo)

351 Brian Williams
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 04:41 PM (HgMAr)

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Heh.

He prolly bragged about banging the intern staff but never really harassed anybody.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

352 Everything everybody will ever own on "Keith Olbermann".

KO's rubber ducky hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 04:45 PM (tRaq7)

353
349 I think we have enough pervs and grabbers to field a football team, let alone baseball. But half of them are likely switch hitters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

Baseball teams get to expand their rosters in September. The pervs/grabbers team roster has no limits as to how much it can expand. But, as with any team, you have your truly awesome players and scrubs, who just grabbed a boob or two once. Billy Jeff and HW are like the combo of Ruth and Gehrig - few can match them.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (ZM2xo)

354 nood, but carry on if you're having fun playing here

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 04:48 PM (xJa6I)

355 >>> He just walks right up to women and smacks them right in the crotch - with the top of his head.

Idon't think that's a negative. . . from Bob's POV

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (bB4HN)

356 Considering that there are women out there that will marry serial killers in prison for life, I suppose that there is someone out there for Charlie.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 04:52 PM (oiNtH)

357 Perhaps the result of the time the Swedish Bikini team was interviewed by Charlie Rose:

Swedish meet balls.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 04:53 PM (E5WVf)

358 Drone sex

Posted by: Notamoron at November 21, 2017 04:54 PM (artIV)

359 Yet Senator FrankenGroper still has his job.

Posted by: The Left will sacrifice as many as necessary for power at November 21, 2017 05:13 PM (EATOD)

360 These two ladies present themselves as DTFCR, if you know what I'm sayin'.
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See! I'm used to that mutual feeling.

Posted by: Charlie ROSE at November 21, 2017 05:15 PM (vDqXW)

361 I'm NOOD!

Posted by: Charlie ROSE at November 21, 2017 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

362 She *needed* to touch it!


LOL




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2017 05:18 PM (8iiMU)

363 This is fun. Let's see how much self-bloodletting the left will do before they realize we aren't turning over Trump.

Posted by: Biff at November 21, 2017 06:45 PM (8siN1)

364 concrete girl. at #285

The last line of that shtick is:" Funny, he never seemed to have smoked before......"

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (gRjsG)

365 Oh snap, one less self important insipid jackoff to stumble across at 4am whit on a bad drunk and realizing there is nothing worth watching on the idiot box. You know, that moment before you fire up the ROKU and start surfing Amazon prime...

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