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Now that's a Hot Take.

Newsweek is not a real news outlet. It's a stupid clickbait factory, beneath even Buzzfeed's level.

In case you didn't know, Charles Manson is in his last prison, Hell.



Norm MacDonald always makes jokes like this. One of his gags is/was, "Say what you will about Charles Manson, but the man can write a song." Don't take him too seriously.

This wasn't Newsweek's only descent into self-parody recently, either.







Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM




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1 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 02:35 PM (LXJ1e)

2 This all is really getting ridiculous.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 02:35 PM (LXJ1e)

3
Newsweek. Just call it Charlie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:36 PM (mbhDw)

4
We are all socialists now, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:36 PM (mbhDw)

5 Well, it was okay to be green.
There was even a song about it.
Time for a song about Okay to be white

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (8ikIW)

6 Basically if you are to the right of Hillary politically, your a Nazi.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (LXJ1e)

7 Use this one simple trick to buy a magazine for a dollar!

Posted by: Newsweak at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

8 What is that with the fish hook through the lip?

Is it a guy? Is it a gal? Somewhere in between?

Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (qC1Sy)

9 So it's not ok to be white?

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (Lk/fE)

10 Basically if you are to the right of Hillary politically, your a Nazi.
Posted by: MAGA

And in her blind spot when she backs up.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (8ikIW)

11 WHITENADO Coming to Theaters Spring 2018

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (4xPfI)

12 I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Zombie Sidney Harman at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (QQ+il)

13 The more desperate they get the harder they go left.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

14 5 Well, it was okay to be green.
There was even a song about it.
Time for a song about Okay to be white

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (8ikIW)


"Will Joseph Lowery please pick up the white, er, black, er, hispanic, er...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (mbhDw)

15 "Yeah.

English.


Jackass."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (hcyUh)

16 Can you still be a magazine if you are web-only?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:38 PM (QQ+il)

17 For all its faults, at least Newsweek keeps these people off the streets and out of traffic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (tbOMB)

18 I'm sorry the Koch brothers won't be buying Newsweek, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (W+vEI)

19 Uh Egyptians are/were white so how can a white guy appropriate their culture?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (+Dllb)

20 At some point, don't you just have to decide to give Newsweek's utterances the same weight as you give the babblings of the demented 3 year old next door?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (FUu/Z)

21 So if straight women and gay men keep finding muscular dudes attractive, why is it the fault that dudes are just giving them what they want?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (KUaJL)

22 >> Don't take him too seriously.


Especially when he's dorking your wife in the squeakhole while you are mowing the lawn.

Posted by: Norm's Friend at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (4xPfI)

23 And yet... they somehow get PAID for writing this crap...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

24 Oh, and everybody paler than a paper bag will be a Nazi for 15 minutes from now on.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

25 Trump and Manson both spoke in English, the language of the straight white male terrorist.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (Lk/fE)

26 Newsweek #AssClowns


Posted by: dananjcon at November 21, 2017 02:40 PM (xqfqx)

27 19 Uh Egyptians are/were white so how can a white guy appropriate their culture?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (+Dllb)


Many are, as Dennis Hopper quipped, half-eggplant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

28 "Claiming It's OK To Be White spreads Neo-Nazi propaganda."




Yes, it's so awful to be white. Should just get rid of all of us after all the left's utopias can only be achieved via mass graves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:40 PM (493sH)

29 One of my prized possessions of 2016 is the Newsweek with President Hillary. I should've bought all of them. But, then, I'm evil. And white, but that's just repeating myself.

Posted by: Winston at November 21, 2017 02:40 PM (XlcO7)

30 Newsweek is not a real news outlet. It's a stupid clickbait factory, beneath even Buzzfeed's level.


Now that is mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

31 21 So if straight women and gay men keep finding muscular dudes attractive, why is it the fault that dudes are just giving them what they want?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (KUaJL)

Next up in the 'Water is Wet' department...

good looking women who are in shape, are more attractive than Fat Slobs...

Lena Dunham hardest hit...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

32 Hitler was a drug user.

As was JEF.

Hitler organized his community.


As did JEF.

Hitler made trains run on time.

JEF put choo choo Biden in charge of trains......

Posted by: Putting the anal into analysis at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (326rv)

33 In response, Trump should've taken cleaver and chopped the heads off those two turkeys this morning while screaming Helter Skelter.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (O5Q3r)

34 I dont know, Manson's "no drama" demeanor is very much Obama-like.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (QC/4S)

35 Looks like the MBM is enacting Operation Change the Subject.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (+y/Ru)

36 Newsweak was worth every penny of that 1 dollar purchase price it commanded a few years ago. Every penny.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (14URa)

37 Creed - My Own Prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBqjGd3fHQ

Enjoy, Charlie.

...as you are ass-raped by the flaming, barbed cock of Satan and his Minions.

You and California created Your Own Prison.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (Ckg4U)

38 Hitler was a drug user.

As was JEF.

Hitler organized his community.


As did JEF.

Hitler made trains run on time.

JEF put choo choo Biden in charge of trains......

Posted by: Putting the anal into analysis at November 21, 2017 02:41 PM (326rv)



In his defense, Adolph did at least kill Hitler.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (QQ+il)

39 Charlie Manson was a fag

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (rwxoo)

40 "Norm MacDonald always makes jokes like this. One of his gags is/was, "Say what you will about Charles Manson, but the man can write a song.""

It is indeed a joke and not just sarcasm or trolling. The punchline is 'his family' is in my prayers, in case anyone much younger than me missed the Manson-family reference.

Norm MacDonald is hilarious imho although it may be too soon. (Now I'm joking.)

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (kfcYC)

41 Trump puts Ranch Dressing on his salads. Manson hid out at Barker Ranch.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (r9UYA)

42 True Fact : Charles Manson and Donald Trump both keep copies of 'Mein Kampf' on the back of their shitters.

Posted by: Newsweek at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (4xPfI)

43 30 Newsweek is not a real news outlet. It's a stupid clickbait factory, beneath even Buzzfeed's level.

Now that is mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 02:40 PM (mf5HN)


The malice portion of meat and malice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (mbhDw)

44 "Men with muscles and money are more attractive to straight women and gay men"
...........

Nuh-uh. Apparently it's old man balls they find attractive.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (HgMAr)

45 Especially when he's dorking your wife in the squeakhole while you are mowing the lawn.
Posted by: Norm's Friend at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM


Wherever a need is expressed, The Paolo does his best.

Posted by: Paolo at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (ctuyM)

46
I thought we were all calling it "NewsWeak" now.

You guys forget?

Posted by: TheSev at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (Av8i6)

47 Charles Manson liked bicycles, Obama liked bicycles...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (QC/4S)

48 Charlie Manson was a fag

When you're in prison for life, it's situational.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (QQ+il)

49 Is this the Greek homo thread?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (398bZ)

50 Oh, and everybody paler than a paper bag will be a Nazi for 15 minutes from now on.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (RD7QR)



If paleness makes you a Nazi, I'd be Reinhard Heydrich

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (493sH)

51 White Ain't Right!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)

52 >>>How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers

They used the same language. They gained followers by speaking English. Unlike Corinne Brown.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (/qEW2)

53 No wonder straight white men are committed suicide and OD'ing from Opiods and alcohol.

Reading this open genocidal hatred makes heroine look like a good option.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (Lk/fE)

54 My life would be gold if women were into guys who don't hit the gym & don't have a lot of money.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

55 Hot Takes! With the hot awesome EXTREME sauce you have come to expect!

*whispers* We're relevant! The Kids love us!
-Newsweek

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

56 This Newsweek outfit..

They seem kinda shady.

Posted by: Zombie Dan Rather at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (EyPfd)

57 If paleness makes you a Nazi, I'd be Reinhard Heydrich
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (493sH)

----------------------------------------

While I'm in the Larry Bird category: clear.

Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (qC1Sy)

58 For All His Faults, At Least Charles Manson Gave Us Another Deranged Reason To Go After Trump

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (O5Q3r)

59 "Men with muscles and money are more attractive to straight women and gay men"
...........

Nuh-uh. Apparently it's old man balls they find attractive.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 02:42 PM (HgMAr)

hearsay !

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (QC/4S)

60 Trump used words and stuff - just like history's greatest monsters!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

61 Manson was a Leftist, so the Nazi moniker fits.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (3myMJ)

62 If paleness makes you a Nazi, I'd be Reinhard Heydrich

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (493sH)



The wife I joke. When my blue-eyed, blondies raise their right hand, I make them raise their left hand instead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (tbOMB)

63 I miss the years of Racial Harmony we experienced under President Obama.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (4xPfI)

64 52 >>>How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers

They used the same language. They gained followers by speaking English. Unlike Corinne Brown.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 02:44 PM (/qEW2)


Frederica is a German name. Frederica Wilson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)

65 Trump and Manson Gained Followers Using This One Weird Trick.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

66 Growing up just outside of LA in the '60's I remember the Manson Family murders very well. It was a very scary time to put on the TV between Vietnam and the horror of this madman and his followers.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (oiNtH)

67 I assume by "similar language" that Newsweak means that they both use words like "the" and "and."

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (XKZwp)

68 Well I've got muscle so what is considered, I assume, a lot of money? I live in the Bay Area but I attract the dikey lesbians, not gay men.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (dqxMS)

69
Newsweak: Trump and Manson both lived in America. How much more of a connection do you need?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (493sH)

70 EPIC facepalm. Just fucking wow. Manson followers = Trump voters! That was easy. Hmmm wonder why readership is down? Someone get ESPN on the phone for advice. Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 02:46 PM (aHLmf)

71 Didnt Hitler also demand 2 scoops of white ice cream ?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn--A clique of 1...now with less memes at November 21, 2017 02:46 PM (vmsda)

72 Charles Manson liked beards, Obama likes beards...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:46 PM (QC/4S)

73 71 Didnt Hitler also demand 2 scoops of white ice cream ?
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn--A clique of 1...now with less memes at November 21, 2017 02:46 PM (vmsda)


Eiskraem. Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 02:46 PM (mbhDw)

74 Well I've got muscle so what is considered, I assume, a lot of money? I live in the Bay Area but I attract the dikey lesbians, not gay men.

==

do you give off a feminine vibe or something ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:47 PM (QC/4S)

75 Reductio ad Mansonum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 21, 2017 02:47 PM (hcyUh)

76 Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

77 65 Trump and Manson Gained Followers Using This One Weird Trick.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

Just use these 13 simple tricks to establish a cult of of devoted followers: #3 will amaze you!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 02:47 PM (KUaJL)

78 Charles Manson advocated the death of an unborn child, as does Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Putting the anal into analysis at November 21, 2017 02:47 PM (326rv)

79 NewsWeak. Thats funny

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 02:48 PM (hZ+us)

80 Hitler Is Unrecognizable Now!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 02:48 PM (3myMJ)

81 76
Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
I don't think they've had a print edition in years.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 02:48 PM (14URa)

82 What was that "similar language" used to gain followers?

That's right!

ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know who else used English to gain followers?!?!?!??!

[for once, Not Hitler].

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (BfOXk)

83 1. Equate Trump to Manson
2. ????
3. ????
4. ????
5. Install Hillary as President

Posted by: Newspeek at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (tbOMB)

84 EPIC facepalm. Just fucking wow. Manson followers = Trump voters! That was easy. Hmmm wonder why readership is down? Someone get ESPN on the phone for advice. Dumb fucks.

Can we get these 'genuises' to rerun this in 2020?

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (326rv)

85 You know who else used English to gain followers?!?!?!??!

[for once, Not Hitler].
Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (BfOXk)



Okay that's funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

86 Didnt Hitler also demand 2 scoops of white ice cream ?

-
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Zwei Scoopen!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

87 All the really hot women were on Little House on the Prairie.

Why is that?

Posted by: Oliver Stoned at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (398bZ)

88 Trump is Manson is Trump.

I thought so.

Thanks Newsweek.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (xqfqx)

89 Yeah, but what are Newsweek's readers really supposed to take away from th.....


BBWHAAAAHAHAhahahahaha!

Yeesh.

Thought I could do that one with a straight face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (hcyUh)

90 66 Growing up just outside of LA in the '60's I remember the Manson Family murders very well. It was a very scary time to put on the TV between Vietnam and the horror of this madman and his followers.
Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:45 PM (oiNtH)

I don't remember it. My friend's mother partied with Manson. I don't recall if it was in Santa Barbara or LA.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (Ri/rl)

91 Uh Egyptians are/were white so how can a white guy appropriate their culture?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (+Dllb)


And who are you to judge who's white or not, ya ruddy-cheeked bastard?

Posted by: The Irish at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (gIRsn)

92 You know who else used English to gain followers?!?!?!??!

[for once, Not Hitler].
Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (BfOXk)

"Well, uh... It's just that... you see... uh.... I.... Uh...."
-Barack Obama without a teleprompter

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (KUaJL)

93

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, and when white will embrace what is right.Let all those who do justice and love mercy say amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen!
REV. LOWERY: Say amen
AUDIENCE: Amen!
REV. LOWERY:and amen.
AUDIENCE: Amen!

Posted by: Rev. Joseph Lowery Inaugural Benediction at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (IqV8l)

94 Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?

You're thinking of Highlights.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)

95 "Steve Martin's 'King Tut' sketch is racist, Reed College students say "



I shudder to tnk what they would say about The Jerk.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

96 So gender roles aren't progressing if people don't prefer obese men living on the streets, instead of healthy and employed? I am guilty.

Ya gotta wonder how they word these surveys. I have no doubt SJWs Utopia is that we have no preferences and will date a chick with a dick no matter our preferences or sexuality.

Nutbars. Total nutbars. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (dHUZO)

97 Just more nonsensical faux-virtue signaling from the asshats who can't make a living doing anything else.

I mean, seriously, who is gonna hire somebody who worked for this *news* organization?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (7UW64)

98 67 I assume by "similar language" that Newsweak means that they both use words like "the" and "and."
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 21, 2017

And both used Nouns AND verbs!!!

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (hZ+us)

99 Unlike the fainting and crying followers of Obama.
or the singing praises of the wee ones: Mm, mm, mm.....Barack Obama!!

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (oiNtH)

100 I don't remember it. My friend's mother partied with Manson. I don't recall if it was in Santa Barbara or LA.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (Ri/rl)



Must have been some parties

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (493sH)

101 If you read Newsweak's "article" (and I'm not saying it's worth losing the brain cells) you could literally replace every instance of the name "Trump" with the name of ANY OTHER POTUS.

Their Hot Take is that politicians use language designed to speak to their constituents. In other words, Trump and Hitler (and every other living human) use, well, words.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (ul9CR)

102 The sad thing in all this? One of the five guys who works at Newsweek probably felt bad about comparing Manson to Trump. "Does Manson really deserve this?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (ycWCI)

103 "Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?"



In the same vein, does anyone actually buy a single copy of USA Today or is it all hotel chains?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (OD2ni)

104 You're thinking of Highlights.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (14URa)

105 It's not okay to be white?Well wtf am I supposed to do??

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

106 >>>"Claiming It's OK To Be White spreads Neo-Nazi propaganda."

I think the underlying anxiety responsible for statements like this is: if white people are happy and satisfied with their lives, they won't be living in a perpetual state of guilt wondering how to make reparations.

They might stick up for themselves or their families when wronged. They might try to make the most of their opportunities and encourage their children to as well, instead of voting for politicians whom they know will enact policies destructive to themselves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (/qEW2)

107
Charlie had a swastika on his forehead. Trump is Manson therefore Trump is Hitler too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)

108 92 You know who else used English to gain followers?!?!?!??!

[for once, Not Hitler].
Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2017 02:49 PM (BfOXk)

"Well, uh... It's just that... you see... uh.... I.... Uh...."
-Barack Obama without a teleprompter

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (KUaJL)


That, sir, is NOT English. It is gibberish.

Perhaps if you tried to tell the TRUTH rather than lie through your teeth, you might be able to string together a functional sentence.

Until then, you are just a Jug-Eared F***stick. Plain and simple.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (7UW64)

109 101
If you read Newsweak's "article" (and I'm not saying it's worth losing the brain cells) you could literally replace every instance of the name "Trump" with the name of ANY OTHER POTUS.



Their Hot Take is that politicians use language designed to speak to their constituents. In other words, Trump and Hitler (and every other living human) use, well, words.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (ul9CR)



You mean, Trump, used, words? Why didn't anyone ever tell me? I feel so used.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (tbOMB)

110 looks in wallet


I got $2

I can buy NewsWeek and turn it into something more productive. A magazine dedicated to cats playing golf!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (dP913)

111 Trump is Manson is Trump.

I thought so.

Thanks Newsweek.

-
Newspeak at Newsweek!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (+y/Ru)

112 Someone in the Horde told a tale of an aunt (or other family member) who was kicked out of the Manson family for being too crazy.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (7HtZB)

113 All movies are racist and can never be shown again.

Except The Color Purple.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (3myMJ)

114 Does Mr. tentacle porn Kurt Eichenwald still work for Newsweek?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

115 Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?

You're thinking of Highlights.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM

I don't even know what they have anymore. There's not a chance in hell I am grabbing anything that's been laying around a waiting room at a doctors office for months. No thank you. I just read AOS on my phone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (aHLmf)

116 19 Uh Egyptians are/were white so how can a white guy appropriate their culture?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (+Dllb)




Ah, now we enter the pseudo scholarship that claims Egyptians (and the peoples of Carthage for that matter), were "black". That the Sahara acted very much like an oceanic barrier is lost on them.

Posted by: Grape Ape at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (ujg0T)

117 Yuge and Bigley = Helter Skelter

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (QM5S2)

118 105
It's not okay to be white?Well wtf am I supposed to do??

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (LiyEm)



Kill yourself and leave your stuff to black folks. Social justice demands it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (tbOMB)

119 Someone in the Horde told a tale of an aunt (or other family member) who was kicked out of the Manson family for being too crazy.
==

aunt ? sure it was ...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (QC/4S)

120 Trump: "We're gonna build a wall. And the Mexicans are gonna pay for it."

Manson: "Then that's you as much as it's me. 'You tell me something, one, two, three,' and I've got one, two, three in my head, you got one, two, three in your head. It's the same head. There's no difference between you and I. You have a guy over there who gives tours to the old Spanish prisons, that was in Alcatraz with me."

They share a spare, direct, unambiguous style.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)

121 >>A magazine dedicated to cats playing golf!


How do you keep them from crapping in the sand traps?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (4xPfI)

122 Must have been some parties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (493sH)

This lady is the most straight laced mom ever. I'm thinking she must've been a hippie in the 60's.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (Ri/rl)

123 @74 runner-No. I'm told by some that I'm intimidating, though I don't think I carry myself that way. The other day I had a road rage guy follow me into a gas station. He jumped out of his car cursing at me, when I jumped out of my car he quickly got back in his.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (dqxMS)

124 99 Unlike the fainting and crying followers of Obama.
or the singing praises of the wee ones: Mm, mm, mm.....Barack Obama!!
Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (oiNtH)

" I pledge myself to Obama."
-random pervy, groping actor #5

Dear Lord, that was creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

125 The Melissa Gilbert thing is extremely weak tea.

She auditioned for the part of a groupie and was shocked, shocked that Stone auditioned her playing a scene on her knees. What did she expect?

Nowhere does she come even close to alleging he touched her or anything like that. In fact since she doesn't say otherwise, I assume she was fully clothed.

Stone is a turd but Half-Pint is Me-Too'ing with this crap.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (ul9CR)

126 94 Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?

You're thinking of Highlights.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)

Gallant is a mascot of White Supremacy! Fight the cisnormative patriarchy!!11!

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (7HtZB)

127 shudder to tnk what they would say about The Jerk.

Posted by: Benji Carver

There could never be another film like 'Blazing Saddles' made today. The SJW's would be in an uproar.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (oiNtH)

128 Like Abortion Barbie (soon to be brought to the big screen by SandraBullock), Manson also advocated for late term abortions.

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hZ+us)

129 That's REPUBLICAN Charles Manson ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (TxDiC)

130 Wait, if King Tut was racist, maybe they just mean the saxophonist painted gold?

'Cause that's just not natural, y'know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (7UW64)

131 It's not okay to be white?Well wtf am I supposed to do??

-
Bari kari is out. That'd be cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)

132 Hitler liked to pet dogs. Obama liked to eat dogs. Enough said.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (OD2ni)

133 Newsweek : Trying to show that they can sink even lower than Matty Glee.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (9TK8E)

134 Sock off

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (ujg0T)

135 116. Dey wuz kangz!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (fA1SL)

136 122 Must have been some parties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (493sH)

This lady is the most straight laced mom ever. I'm thinking she must've been a hippie in the 60's.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (Ri/rl)

Now I'm hearing the song "Wasn't that a Party?" by the Irish Rovers running through my head.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 21, 2017 02:55 PM (nBr1j)

137 In this brave new world I was promised there would be free Soma. I want my Soma and I want it now.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 02:56 PM (Lk/fE)

138 Perhaps if you tried to tell the TRUTH rather than lie through your teeth, you might be able to string together a functional sentence.

Until then, you are just a Jug-Eared F***stick. Plain and simple.
..............

Yeah, and where's my 3000% decrease in health insurance premiums?

Posted by: disgruntled Obama Voter at November 21, 2017 02:56 PM (HgMAr)

139 >>All movies are racist and can never be shown again.

Except The Color Purple.


If Whoopi can't find the clit, you must acquit!


Posted by: Jonny Cochoran at November 21, 2017 02:56 PM (4xPfI)

140 Steve Martin's King Tut will never not be funny, and if that makes me Deplorable, so be it.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:56 PM (ul9CR)

141 I saw the Manson Family/Beach Boys Tv show last year. I'm terrible at paying attention to titles.

I was shocked at Dennis(?) allowing Manson to live at his house!! Didn't he even record some music with him? It was so weird. I think it messed up Dennis.

The pics I've seen on Manson? He looks crazy and evil. I don't get having him stay at your house. Although, they were all high on drugs.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 02:57 PM (dHUZO)

142 137 In this brave new world I was promised there would be free Soma. I want my Soma and I want it now.
Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 02:56 PM (Lk/fE)

Sonobi is all you need.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2017 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

143 I don't even want to click on the Newsweek garbage . That's how you get more Trump. Insist that people who voted for him are like some drug crazed followers of some sociopath who believed in starting a race war so that blacks would win but be unable to govern themselves and so turn to their leader for help. Trump voters are all just waiting to butcher people in their homes. Riiiiiiigh! Newsweek is not only sick they are evil. Demonizing a whole group pf people!!.

And if someone Really wanted to do mischief they should say that many women voted for Hillary-Maybe they're the drug crazed followers who want to murder people?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 02:57 PM (8+Ozj)

144 "It's OK to be white" is yet another 4chan/pol/ gift that keeps giving...

they are the "Masters of Troll"

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 02:57 PM (rtKGD)

145 117 Yuge and Bigley = Helter Skelter
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (QM5S2)

If you play Trump's inaugural speech backwards it comes out as "Znargle! Verbit magnat!" A clear incitement to race war.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 21, 2017 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

146 105
It's not okay to be white?Well wtf am I supposed to do??

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

Tanning booths.

Posted by: Rachel Delozal at November 21, 2017 02:58 PM (HgMAr)

147 8 What is that with the fish hook through the lip?
Is it a guy? Is it a gal? Somewhere in between?
Posted by: Blake at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (qC1Sy)

reminds me of a song by Charlie Robison, 'New Year's Day'; there's a line, "I know a girl here in Laredo, her name's Pussy Willow Rose, got that ring around the collar, got that ring stuck through her nose. She works there at the Dallas Cowboys, and she's got no in between, like all them other boys in dresses, they ain't every cowboy's dream..."

Posted by: the Butcher at November 21, 2017 02:58 PM (DIosY)

148
Their Hot Take is that politicians use language designed to speak to their constituents. In other words, Trump and Hitler (and every other living human) use, well, words.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


Obama was attempting to communicate with us telepathically but we were not evolved enough to receive the messages.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 02:58 PM (IqV8l)

149
"Except The Color Purple."

Never saw the movie but I have a black lady (she's married) friend. She showed up at a party and she was...purple.

Turns out that's the color black people turn when they get sunburned.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 02:58 PM (3myMJ)

150 >>Stone is a turd but Half-Pint is Me-Too'ing with this crap. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM (ul9CR)

It's a wallflower plea. She's ass-ugly, and knows she'll never get a second act in life hanging around on the periphery looking like a plain-Jane hausfrau unless she pitches herself as at least desirable enough for Stone.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)

151 >>>Newsweek is not a real news outlet. It's a stupid clickbait factory, beneath even Buzzfeed's level.

Yes. There was the article which looked into why Irish loudmouths dominated the alt-right movement.

I clicked on the front page and yes, either clickbait, or outrage clickbait.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (/qEW2)

152 Newsweek. Just call it Charlie. "

Newsweek don't surf...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (MINbv)

153 And both used Nouns AND verbs!!!

-
The road to Auschwitz was built with nouns and verbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

154 Manson followers = Trump voters!


Now what makes that really scary is the way the left always projects.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (E5WVf)

155 I just watched what looks to be a fairly recent interview with Squeaky Fromme and she's still the same. Still worships Manson.

She says in the interview that the murderers were right to do what they did because it made them feel good.

That is one f'd up inhuman scrunt.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (ul9CR)

156 144 "It's OK to be white" is yet another 4chan/pol/ gift that keeps giving...

they are the "Masters of Troll"
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 02:57 PM (rtKGD)

And there is literally nothing wrong with being white.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (Lk/fE)

157
If you spell Trump over under sideways down. Forward, backward, square or round you get Manson

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (493sH)

158 King Tut was a corny old skit. How would millennials even know that it existed?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (/qEW2)

159 Yeah, and where's my 3000% decrease in health insurance premiums?

Posted by: disgruntled Obama Voter at November 21, 2017 02:56 PM (HgMAr)
---
my premiums decreased all the way to $0/month...

i have no insurance.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (rtKGD)

160 If you play Trump's inaugural speech backwards"

Over the Wizard of Oz backwards...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (MINbv)

161 So it's not OK to be white, then?

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (xjiRE)

162 And both used Nouns AND verbs!!!

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM


Just don't drag us into this, m'kay?


Posted by: Lolly and Sons & Rufus Xavier Sasparilla at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (p+Wdc)

163 Eww, lots of unattractive people in photos.

Posted by: m at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (V+b9T)

164 Inertia is the accomplice of the incumbent.

Posted by: Rob at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (++BW/)

165 I went to a Halloween party about 20 years ago dressed as Charles Manson.

The younger people had no clue who he was.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (3myMJ)

166 ' Outside of Doctor and Dentist offices, what is this rag's circulation?

You're thinking of Highlights.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il) '

Anybody ask our resident dentist, NGU what he has in his waiting room?


Maybe iPads.
All locked to only go to AoSHQ.

Posted by: Zombie Dan Rather at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (EyPfd)

167 The next phase of the Its ok to be white is epic. I don't want to give it away or spoil it, but when it catches on, you will laugh hard.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (Lk/fE)

168 Disappointed to here Sandra Bullock is doing a film about abortion Barbie Wendy Davis. For some reason I thought that she was different.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (oiNtH)

169 "The daughter of the devil, all right."

Klaatu - Mister Manson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m79Qes16ACc

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (tRaq7)

170 all the people who are with it come here for the news.

the stuff that calls it self news, isn't.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (Q/0RQ)

171 Newsweek: "...the Manson girls painted 'Healter Skelter' on the walls of the LaBianca residence, and Manson muttered something during an interview that allegedly sounds phonetically similar to 'covfefe,' Mr. Trump's cryptic call to action..."

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (Bdeb0)

172 King Tut was a corny old skit. How would millennials even know that it existed?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (/qEW2)
---
their "Ancient History of the Americas" class

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 03:02 PM (rtKGD)

173 Disappointed to hear........

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:02 PM (oiNtH)

174 How long before they yank the white crayon out of the box of 64?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2017 03:02 PM (e1mEI)

175 Not the biggest Steve Martin fan but if you're outraged by his King Tut you qualify as a humorless asshole. Martin's autobiography Born Standing Up is terrific too.

Posted by: Lazlo Toth at November 21, 2017 03:02 PM (bc2Lc)

176 Get off me, you idiot reporter sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 03:02 PM (EyPfd)

177 155 I just watched what looks to be a fairly recent interview with Squeaky Fromme and she's still the same. Still worships Manson.

She says in the interview that the murderers were right to do what they did because it made them feel good.

That is one f'd up inhuman scrunt.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:59 PM (ul9CR)




And yet, SHE was the one paroled. Granted she stayed at the ranch and didn't murder anyone then, but later she tried to murder President Ford.

Fun Fact: In his short term, President Ford was subject to TWO assassination attempts, both by *women*, which makes it even weirder.

Granted the 1970s were a messed up time in US History, but really.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:03 PM (ujg0T)

178 Manson's forehead tattoo?

Yep...two crossed capital T's with a few extra lines. Kinda thing.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 03:03 PM (Bdeb0)

179 The Steve Martin King Tut song is one of the things that makes America great.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #every man a Wildcat/go KSU at November 21, 2017 03:03 PM (C8sF1)

180 I was shocked at Dennis(?) allowing Manson to live
at his house!! Didn't he even record some music with him? It was so
weird. I think it messed up Dennis.



The pics I've seen on Manson? He looks crazy and evil. I don't get
having him stay at your house. Although, they were all high on drugs.


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 02:57 PM (dHUZO)
Back then, we all knew and, yes, partied with, a lot of sketchy people. And, since I never got murdered, I honestly wouldn't trade having grown up in those times for anything. Certainly not anything I've seen since.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:03 PM (14URa)

181 The road to Auschwitz was built with nouns and verbs.


also gravel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 03:04 PM (QQ+il)

182 King Tut: I love the part about how the sax player with his face painted gold is in "blackface."

So now, any face paint is "blackface" no matter what color?

Whole lotta sports fans are wearing blackface then.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:04 PM (ul9CR)

183 Just don't drag us into this, m'kay?
Posted by: Lolly and Sons & Rufus Xavier "

Paging Barbara Billingsley...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:04 PM (MINbv)

184 The Melissa Gilbert thing is extremely weak tea.

She auditioned for the part of a groupie and was shocked, shocked that Stone auditioned her playing a scene on her knees. What did she expect?

Nowhere does she come even close to alleging he touched her or anything like that. In fact since she doesn't say otherwise, I assume she was fully clothed.

Stone is a turd but Half-Pint is Me-Too'ing with this crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 02:54 PM


Yea, Stone is a doucheweasel but Gilbert is waaaaay over the top on the drama on this one. A line about a groupie saying "do me". Ooooh tough stuff. Sorry that's not harassment at all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 03:04 PM (aHLmf)

185 I mean, seriously, who is gonna hire somebody who worked for this *news* organization?
=====

Eli Lake? I think he got out with reputation intact.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2017 03:04 PM (MIKMs)

186 Something tells me that Newsweek employs a lot of scrawny, weak girly-men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (+lVUW)

187 Do these twits honestly not know that Manson, after the murders, was an icon of the radical LEFT, so much so that the four-finger salute of the Weatherman Underground derived from the fork stuck in Sharon Tate's belly?

(See link on Manson that JJ Sefton provided this morning or check out Horowitz.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (0jtPF)

188 "Back then, we all knew and, yes, partied with, a lot of sketchy people."

Truth.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

189 112 Someone in the Horde told a tale of an aunt (or other family member) who was kicked out of the Manson family for being too crazy.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 02:53 PM (7HtZB)


So there are fewer than six degrees of separation between the Horde and the Manson Family? And why am I not surprised by this revelation?

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (xjiRE)

190 165 I went to a Halloween party about 20 years ago dressed as Charles Manson.

The younger people had no clue who he was.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 03:01 PM (3myMJ)




Hopefully with the "X" on the forehead. I think he turned it into a swastika two decades later.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (ujg0T)

191 Disappointed to here Sandra Bullock is doing a film about abortion Barbie Wendy Davis. For some reason I thought that she was different.

-
The Real Abortion Barbie [Blue Checkmark] is now on an anti-gun crusade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (+y/Ru)

192 And yet, SHE was the one paroled. Granted she stayed at the ranch and didn't murder anyone then, but later she tried to murder President Ford.

Yep, and Fromme had a prison break on her record too. Yeah, let's parole her. Great idea. Having her walking among us is scary shit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

193 If you spell Trump over under sideways down. Forward, backward, square or round you get Manson

===


If you listen to Led Zeppelin albums in reverse, you hear "Trump is hitler and so is Manson"...they were ahead of their time...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (QC/4S)

194 Life became so much easier after I realized that the left is utterly vacuous in mind and ridiculous in whatever they regard as morality. It's all of great amusement to me now. Insane people are very entertaining.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (fq72/)

195 It's only ok to be white if you bang AIDS infested traps.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (Lk/fE)

196 who was kicked out of the Manson family for being too crazy."

"I've got blisters on my fingers!!!!"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (MINbv)

197 Why is Herpes Lip Ring Kid so mad at the camera?

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr)

198 Basically if you are to the right of Hillary politically, your a Nazi.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 02:37 PM (LXJ1e)

Which is weird, because Hillary is all about National Socialism. With her as Fuhrer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (oPNmq)

199 Yea, Stone is a doucheweasel but Gilbert is waaaaay
over the top on the drama on this one. A line about a groupie saying "do
me". Ooooh tough stuff. Sorry that's not harassment at all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 03:04 PM (aHLmf)
Agree completely. I hate this bandwagon stuff. I fear it's being done deliberately to flood the zone and take the gravitas off the really bad stuff.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (14URa)

200
Tex Watson was a central member of the Manson Family.Central Texas is Trump country

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (lKyWE)

201 So they are saying men are victims of body objectification? I think they committed an error there. They need an SJW quality control process put into place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:06 PM (/qEW2)

202 Hopefully with the "X" on the forehead. I think he turned it into a swastika two decades later.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

No, I had the swastika.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (3myMJ)

203 King Tut was a corny old skit. How would millennials even know that it existed?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:00 PM (/qEW2)
----------
Because when my kids were little and we were studying Ancient Egypt I showed it to them on Youtube.

#homeschoolers

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (UoSKV)

204 Manson was apparently exposed (is there a better term?) to Scientology in prison. Consider that a missed opportunity.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (Bdeb0)

205
the Drudge link to the Charlie Rose story contains a nugget.... Charlie Rose's producer said she should have done something when two women complained about Charlie's behavior way back when....


They knew at CBS, PBS and Bloomberg that old Charlie was something of a perv.....


That is why he was let go so quickly when these allegations went public.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (tDTdL)

206 nothing like overlaying your politics over a random criminal nut job. Maybe we will hear that Dennis Rader was churchy and big on law and order next.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (Vakmz)

207 Tex Watson and Susan Atkins were the two biggest monsters among those monsters.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)

208 Steve Martin's King Tut is racist? WTF?

That has to be some sort of joke. Nobody in their right mind would think something that stoopid, would they?

Please tell me that's a joke. And an unfunny one at that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (tRaq7)

209 Man, all kinds of types/deletes super racist stuff is flashing through my head. It's making me chuckle at my own inner racism but it's wee bit too much for the board I'm afraid. I'm just "happy with the skin I'm in" I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (q177U)

210 >>Because when my kids were little and we were studying Ancient Egypt I showed it to them on Youtube. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (UoSKV)

Did you explain to them that the fake-arrow-through-the-head was evil cultural appropriation, and that Steve Martin dressed in white three-piece suits because he's a racist?

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)

211 "Back then, we all knew and, yes, partied with, a lot of sketchy people."

I had a few that I was relieve to learn had died.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (QQ+il)

212 >>Posted by: bluebell at November 21,


To answer your question from earlier, yes.

I ended up buying that All Clad set I was looking at...and another of their Perfect Egg pans.


Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (4xPfI)

213 Someone in the Horde told a tale of an aunt (or other family member) who
was kicked out of the Manson family for being too crazy.


It was me who told the story - it was my Judo Sensei's cousin who was too crazy to be in the Manson family.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (E5WVf)

214 Why is Herpes Lip Ring Kid so mad at the camera?"

Just me or does he look a bit too much like the dude in "Dune"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (MINbv)

215 Steve Martin dressed in white three-piece suits because he's a racist?"

Can't be. He was born a poor black child...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:09 PM (MINbv)

216 I may have humped marco rubio's garbage, but I was acting on the belief that I was pursuing shared feelings.

I realize now that I was wrong.

(This whole sexual harassment thing deserves an extended Wicket non-apology)

Posted by: wicket at November 21, 2017 03:09 PM (nM2sT)

217 They knew at CBS, PBS and Bloomberg that old Charlie was something of a perv.....


That is why he was let go so quickly when these allegations went public.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (tDTdL)


Norah O'Donnell and Gayle King this morning were all shocked to learn of the accusations and outraged at the same time. Must be like Barry reading about it for the first time in the papers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH)

218 210. As if there was any doubt after he started playing banjo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (fA1SL)

219 What the Fuck did Gerald Ford do? 2 assassination attempts by women. Talk about triggering.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (Lk/fE)

220 Ugh.

Out.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (3myMJ)

221 Has nobody ever asked some of these SJW nitwits to please go talk to somebody who cares?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (nBr1j)

222 Please tell me that's a joke. And an unfunny one at that. '

Nope.

It's not.


Try finding a non-edited recent copy of Blazing Saddles either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (EyPfd)

223 Why is Herpes Lip Ring Kid so mad at the camera?

He should've listened to one of his two mommies.

See, his face stayed that way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (tRaq7)

224 Steve Martin's 'King Tut' sketch is racist, Reed College students say

College students are fucking stupid and shouldn't' be taken seriously...ever. Graduate, get a fucking job and pay taxes! Then I'll give a shit what you think.*

*Except for veterans and adults with experience in college. You have actually done something and are not to be included in the above group.

Posted by: Timon at November 21, 2017 03:11 PM (NTM5E)

225 Who was the other girl who shot Ford?

I'm going to kick myself when you tell me and I'm all of course but looking things up is cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 03:11 PM (gIRsn)

226 219 What the Fuck did Gerald Ford do? 2 assassination attempts by women. Talk about triggering.
Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (Lk/fE)

I see what you did there...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2017 03:11 PM (ycWCI)

227 I don't know if Ace could have even written the Skankathon Thread in today's volatile enviornment...

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:11 PM (4xPfI)

228 Charles Manson liked bicycles, Obama liked bicycles...



Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 02:43 PM (QC/4S)

Larches Jhonson likes bicycles, too. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 03:11 PM (oPNmq)

229 Did you explain to them that the fake-arrow-through-the-head was evil cultural appropriation, and that Steve Martin dressed in white three-piece suits because he's a racist?
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)
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Well, duh, no, because he was dressed like an Egyptian, of course. So totally not culturally appropriating anything.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (UoSKV)

230 Granted the 1970s were a messed up time in US History, but really.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:03 PM (ujg0T)
............

No way, it was Nirvana back then...WHOA Hey! All of a sudden everything looks like a cartoon...

Posted by: Moonbeam having another flashback at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

231 Try finding a non-edited recent copy of Blazing Saddles either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (EyPfd)

Play the daredevil scene from Kentucky Fried Movie to High School kids. They nearly crap themselves.

Posted by: Timon at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (NTM5E)

232 Nobody wants to play with a Charlie in the box.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (aHLmf)

233 There's an old saying: It's as easy to love a rich man as a poor man.

That being said, I've known women who married men for financial reasons and it didn't turn out so well. Two of them have been divorced 3 times, and they didn't end up rich. I guess the men weren't as well-to-do as they thought.

One woman was bitching because her alimony was ending after 2 years. She didn't like it when I told her I didn't understand why she got alimony at all. She didn't have a child with him or anything. For some reason she thought that he should have to fork over money for the rest of her life.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (+lVUW)

234 Steve Martin's 'King Tut' sketch is a pyramid scheme!

Posted by: leftard at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (326rv)

235 Despite his faults, Charles Manson knew how to decorate a house.

Posted by: Minnesota Electoral System at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (BoMuO)

236 Steve Martin dressed in white three-piece suits because he's a racist?"

Can't be. He was born a poor black child...

-
He got better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)

237 Who was hairier: Steve Martin or Robin Williams?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 03:13 PM (Vakmz)

238 I ended up buying that All Clad set I was looking at...and another of their Perfect Egg pans.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:08 PM (4xPfI)
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Good for you! I bet you'll love it. I don't have a Perfect Egg pan - what is that? I just use one of the regular frying pans for eggs.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:13 PM (UoSKV)

239 What the fuck is happening? Did someone cross the streams?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:13 PM (2P0Ao)

240 They shouldn't be writing headlines, they should be writing fortune cookies and magic eight ball responses.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 21, 2017 03:14 PM (2X7pN)

241 Try finding a non-edited recent copy of Blazing Saddles either.

Funny you should mention that. I haz one. Bought it several years ago, just in case Teh Stoopid got too bad.

Sometimes I hate being right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:14 PM (tRaq7)

242 227
I don't know if Ace could have even written the Skankathon Thread in today's volatile enviornment...

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:11 PM (4xPfI)
Is it still down there in the sidebar? Haven't read it in years but it is epic.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:14 PM (14URa)

243 233 There's an old saying: It's as easy to love a rich man as a poor man.

That being said, I've known women who married men for financial reasons and it didn't turn out so well. Two of them have been divorced 3 times, and they didn't end up rich. I guess the men weren't as well-to-do as they thought.

One woman was bitching because her alimony was ending after 2 years. She didn't like it when I told her I didn't understand why she got alimony at all. She didn't have a child with him or anything. For some reason she thought that he should have to fork over money for the rest of her life.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:12 PM (+lVUW)


I don't think I could ever be a poor enough man to love another man. Even a rich man.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 03:14 PM (KUaJL)

244 Try finding a non-edited recent copy of Blazing Saddles either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 03:10 PM (EyPfd)



An edited version must be one big bleep fest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 03:14 PM (493sH)

245 Robin Williams was almost as hairy as ace....

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (LiyEm)

246 "I saw the Manson Family/Beach Boys Tv show last year. I'm terrible at paying attention to titles."


There was a hilariously cheesy made for TV movies about the Beach Boys which featured Dennis constantly arguing with Murry Wilson.

"What kind of a girl lies to her father about going to the library. This songs immoral.

Oh shut up Uncle Murry."

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (OD2ni)

247 My kitchen smells like barbecued brisket and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (UoSKV)

248 I've known women who married men for financial reasons and it didn't turn out so well.

==

*ponders, raises hand*Question ! Why did men marry women who married them for financial reasons ??

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (QC/4S)

249 17 For all its faults, at least Newsweek keeps these people off the streets and out of traffic

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so would a burial.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (Fvr6E)

250 All Clad has a non-stick Egg Pan called the Perfect Egg Pan and it is the shit for, get this - Eggs!

Also, everything else.

But, if you baby it you can make perfect omelette after perfect omelette for about 8 years.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:16 PM (4xPfI)

251 247
My kitchen smells like barbecued brisket and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.



Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (UoSKV)

Showoff!

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:16 PM (14URa)

252 Nobody in their right mind would think something that stoopid, would they?


No, they wouldn't. You are correct.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2017 03:16 PM (2z74n)

253 My kitchen smells like barbecued brisket and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
________


sigh..

Posted by: IP at November 21, 2017 03:16 PM (/fNs2)

254 And she'll have fun fun fun 'till her daddy takes the stabby knife away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)

255 191 Disappointed to here Sandra Bullock is doing a film about abortion Barbie Wendy Davis. For some reason I thought that she was different.
She married Jesse James who beat the shit out of her. She's nuts. Always has been.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

256 I've got one for Newsweek;

How Today's Ignorant, Clueless, Fallacious Writers have Helped Buil a Legacy to Goebbles"

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (2P0Ao)

257 Play the daredevil scene from Kentucky Fried Movie to High School kids."

"Rex Cramer"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (MINbv)

258 225 - Hell, I was Jim Jones accountant too.

Posted by: Sara Jane Moore at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (bc2Lc)

259 Steve Martin dressed in white three-piece suits because he's a racist?"

Can't be. He was born a poor black child...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:09 PM (MINbv)


Hah. My fav Steve Martin performance is the Christmas one. The other is a dance he does with Gilda Radner, but I rarely see it.

Since I'm SNL mentioning, I love the animated song they did: "Christmas Time for The Jews". It was written by Jews, so maybe it'd pass SJW inspection. Doubt it'd be written today though.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (dHUZO)

260
Steve Martin dressed in white three-piece suits because he's a racist?"



White Seersucker was the uniform of British Empire and the American South so

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:17 PM (lKyWE)

261 247. Ahh.....got some of those new airwick scented things, didja?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (fA1SL)

262 "207 Tex Watson and Susan Atkins were the two biggest monsters among those monsters.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"


Agreed. Linda Kasabian broke her silence a couple of years ago and gave an interview to some Brit journalist which confirmed that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (OD2ni)

263 204 Manson was apparently exposed (is there a better term?) to Scientology in prison. Consider that a missed opportunity.
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (Bdeb0)




Speaking of missed opportunities, from Wikipedia:

On September 25, 1984, Manson was imprisoned in the California Medical Facility at Vacaville when a fellow inmate, Jan Holmstrom, poured paint thinner on him and set him on fire, causing second- and third-degree burns on over 20 percent of his body. Holmstrom explained that Manson had objected to his Hare Krishna chants and verbally threatened him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

264 From the ESPN thread. Sorry, off topic.

You actually sit through softball girl's blather? Damn, that's too much torture for me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 12:55 PM (493sH)

If you're still around, I usually mute the TV and listen to Dan and Jim on 97.1. Since streaming has a bit of a delay, I usually know what's going to happen before I see it. I also get texts often from friends in Florida who have the baseball package on DirectTV.

I walked away from the ESPN thread cause I'm painting a spare bedroom today prepping the house for sale.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (IuYIh)

265 Something tells me that Newsweek employs a lot of scrawny, weak girly-men.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:05 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

I'll have you know that I'm intensively curling mugs of cocoa, and have new camo Crocs, in preparation for the grueling healthcare insurance discussions this holiday season.

Cheers!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (ctuyM)

266 Now I'm wonderinng where the phrase "stick a fork in her/him, she/he is done" originated from.

I hope not Manson murders because I use that a lot the past 30 years.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:19 PM (Lk/fE)

267 What the Fuck did Gerald Ford do? 2 assassination attempts by women.
............

Friends of the guy he beaned with the golf ball?

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

268 If every mainstream writer in the country was tossed on a fire the only thing people would say is "what's that shitty smell?".

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:19 PM (2P0Ao)

269 I am going to be a grandpa! Stepdaughter who only talks to us when she needs something just called and gave us the news. I asked if she was still with the asshole druggie. She said she still lives with him for financial reasons, but it is another mans baby- but she will not let Dad be a part of the babys life until he gets off drugs and gets a job. Face-fucking-palm.

Posted by: Minnesota Electoral System at November 21, 2017 03:19 PM (BoMuO)

270 My kitchen smells like barbecued brisket and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.

My kitchen smells like babies blood and decomp.

Posted by: John Podesta at November 21, 2017 03:19 PM (r9UYA)

271 Peaches, I only made the brisket. My daughter and her boyfriend made the cookies.

Pretty soon it's going to start smelling more like Thanksgiving here. But for now, I'm not complaining.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:20 PM (UoSKV)

272 Disappointed to here Sandra Bullock is doing a film about abortion Barbie Wendy Davis"

Wonder if that's a real thing, or was just a press release in an attempt to gin up funding...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:20 PM (MINbv)

273 It's a thin line between 'Newsweek' and 'Newspeak'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:20 PM (5OO3x)

274 wow, trump 2020 is going to have a great wedge issue...is it ok 2 be white.

of course, whites will be a minority by then so the answer may surprise you.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 21, 2017 03:20 PM (RDd1I)

275 Holmstrom explained that Manson had objected to his Hare Krishna chants and verbally threatened him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (ujg0T)
Nothing says Hare Krishna like torching your roommate!

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:20 PM (14URa)

276 This? This is what college kids have time to be concerned about? What happened to finding out about the good parties, scrounging for kegs and trying to get telephone numbers... or doing homework? The hell is wrong with these kids?

My only hope for these idiots is that when they hit 40, they visibly cringe and get violently ill at the thought of how they wasted their college years.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (a+WIL)

277 "My kitchen smells like barbecued brisket and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. "


My kitchen smells like piss, old lady farts and booze. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

278
I believe Linda Atkins was the one that wanted to cut out Sharon Tates baby.

What an evil evil woman.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (8XRCm)

279 Wow. That was an old sock from my phone. I made the grandpa announcement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (BoMuO)

280 My new kitchen smells like sulfur.

Posted by: Charlie Manson at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (b8HGm)

281 Ahh.....got some of those new airwick scented things, didja?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (fA1SL)
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Hey there, Uncle Palp - how are the wedding plans coming along?

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (UoSKV)

282 I'll have you know that I'm intensively curling mugs of cocoa, and have new camo Crocs,

You will have to take my camo Crocs from my cold dead feet Romphim boy.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 03:22 PM (r9UYA)

283 What the Fuck did Gerald Ford do? 2 assassination attempts by women.
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Life-long involvement with BSA. Unforgivable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:22 PM (5OO3x)

284 *ponders, raises hand*Question ! Why did men marry women who married them for financial reasons ??

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (QC/4S)


The little head, it is not such a good financial planner.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

285 C. Manson liked flowing robes, Obama likes flowing robes...uncanny !

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:22 PM (QC/4S)

286 Who was hairier: Steve Martin or Robin Williams?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 03:13 PM


Trick question. Winona.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (ctuyM)

287 whites will be a minority"

Well, that will depend on how one counts the white hispanics. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (MINbv)

288 The little head"

What little head?

Posted by: Paolo at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (MINbv)

289 281. Well, very well. The key thing now is not to screw this thing up while still laying the groundwork for REMOVE AUNTS.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (fA1SL)

290 My kitchen smells like piss, old lady farts....
Posted by: Hillary
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Mothballs?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (5OO3x)

291 I made the grandpa announcement.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (BoMuO)
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My goodness. Well, I hope all goes well. Don't you yourself have a 9 month-old baby? Or am I getting confused? It could happen.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (UoSKV)

292 >>The little head, it is not such a good financial planner.


When E.F. Glutton talks, men listen.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (4xPfI)

293 On September 25, 1984, Manson was imprisoned in the California Medical Facility at Vacaville when a fellow inmate, Jan Holmstrom, poured paint thinner on him and set him on fire, causing second- and third-degree burns on over 20 percent of his body. Holmstrom explained that Manson had objected to his Hare Krishna chants and verbally threatened him.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

Damn, I don't know who to root for in that story.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (7HtZB)

294 275 Holmstrom explained that Manson had objected to his Hare Krishna chants and verbally threatened him.
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Hare Krishna chants sounds suspiciously like cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (fq72/)

295 It's honkey dory to be white!

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (MRuVb)

296
Wow. That was an old sock from my phone. I made the grandpa announcement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (BoMuO)
Sounds like a beautiful family. So, will you be raising the impending grandchild after the courts award you custody?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (14URa)

297 Damn, I don't know who to root for in that story."

I'd go with the paint thinner.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:25 PM (MINbv)

298 An edited version must be one big bleep fest

Posted by: TheQuietMan

I wouldn't be surprised if they bleeped out the infamous campfire scene with beans and Mongo.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

299 Nothing says Hare Krishna like torching your roommate!

Peace. Love. Coexist.

Flower for your rifle?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:25 PM (tRaq7)

300 *ponders, raises hand*Question ! Why did men marry women who married them for financial reasons ??

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:15 PM (QC/4S)


The little head, it is not such a good financial planner.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

Confucius says, don't let little head make big decisions, for ye shall enjoy big headache and small coin


Posted by: Confucius at November 21, 2017 03:26 PM (QC/4S)

301 Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017"

"I think you boys have had enough"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:26 PM (MINbv)

302 Well, very well. The key thing now is not to screw this thing up while still laying the groundwork for REMOVE AUNTS.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (fA1SL)
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Glad it's all going well! And the aunts business makes me laugh - you're Bertie Wooster.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (UoSKV)

303 Hare Krishna chants sounds suspiciously like cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 21, 2017 03:24


Many of those chants were actually a recognition song of the Antihardwoodian sect.

"Hairy Kris, na?"

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (ctuyM)

304 IT'S NOT ONLY OKAY TO BE WHITE

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

305 Esta bien ser blanco.
Now you pay me.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

306 Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

Everybody wins no matter who dies. Holstrom is also a psychopath.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (2P0Ao)

307 My goodness. Well, I hope all goes well. Don't you yourself have a 9 month-old baby? Or am I getting confused? It could happen.


We have 2 now 10 month old baby boys we are about to adopt, and possibly 2 newborns who are sisters to one of my boys if CPS removes them from mom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (BoMuO)

308 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (5OO3x)
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Hey, you. I chased after you the other day but I don't think you saw me. It's good to see you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM (UoSKV)

309 Now you pay me."

You haven't finished framing that house down the street...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM (MINbv)

310 I wouldn't be surprised if they bleeped out the infamous campfire scene with beans and Mongo.

Not in my copy.

It's right there, unedited and unbleeped in all its methane-y goodness. B'Gal always rolls her eyes during that scene, but laughs anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM (tRaq7)

311 Holstrom is also a psychopath.
Posted by: Marcus T
_______

Did you say bike path? YEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH.

Posted by: Howard Dean at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM (j+dfT)

312 There's a reason they don't want whitey armed. It's harder to get him into a concentration camp

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM (2P0Ao)

313 If Trump ever takes up painting, Newsweek can always do a story on leaders that paint: Hitler, Manson, Bush, Churchill. What does it MEAN???

Have paintings by world leaders ever been featured on the Art thread? We do NOT have to showcase a Hitler, but a Churchill could be very nice.

The episode of Justified with the Hitler art collector is one of the best eps of that whole series, IMO. Hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM (hvf9s)

314 Hare Krishna chants sounds suspiciously like cultural appropriation.

+++

HRs are a cultural appropriation. It's why Hindus reject them: not born into the castes

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (MRuVb)

315 Another one bites the dust.

Disney Animation head John Lasseter is taking a leave of absence from Pixar after acknowledging "painful" conversations and unspecified "missteps," he wrote in a memo to staff on Tuesday

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

316 The Real Abortion Barbie [Blue Checkmark] is now on an anti-gun crusade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege


Well, duh. Guns are pretty useless for killing fetuses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (+lVUW)

317 Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (14URa)



The blessings overflow. See my post above.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (BoMuO)

318
Everybody wins no matter who dies. Holstrom is also a psychopath.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (2P0Ao)



It's always a good idea to let two psychopaths work in the paint shop

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (lKyWE)

319
We have 2 now 10 month old baby boys we are
about to adopt, and possibly 2 newborns who are sisters to one of my
boys if CPS removes them from mom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (BoMuO)
Dang, CAT, you are an angel and those babies are very lucky you are.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (14URa)

320 Keep fucking that turkey Newsweek.

Here have some stuffing asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (2P0Ao)

321 1960's: We're all the same, it's just the skin color that's different.

Today: Fuck Whitey!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (fq72/)

322 hitler wrote a book about his life struggles, Obama wrote a book about his life struggles...there is just TOO MUCH coincidence here...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:30 PM (QC/4S)

323 If you settle (pay) a personal law suit with taxpayer money or company money without telling shareholders,you are committing a crime.

-Greta Van Susteren

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 03:30 PM (r9UYA)

324 278
I believe Linda Atkins was the one that wanted to cut out Sharon Tates baby.

What an evil evil woman.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:21 PM (8XRCm)




Susan Atkins? (Yes, growing up in California at the time, knowing the names of the perps was almost mandatory).

Linda Kasabian, another cult member, actually turned state's evidence and became a witness for the prosecution in exchange for immunity. Then again, she never actually wielded the knives.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

325 302
Well, very well. The key thing now is not to screw this thing up while still laying the groundwork for REMOVE AUNTS.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (fA1SL)

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Glad it's all going well! And the aunts business makes me laugh - you're Bertie Wooster.





Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (UoSKV)
You can never get rid of Asian aunts...they come with the bride...

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

326 We have 2 now 10 month old baby boys we are about to adopt, and possibly 2 newborns who are sisters to one of my boys if CPS removes them from mom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (BoMuO)

You are an angel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (Ri/rl)

327 So who else is on the docket to die that sorta represents pure evil that Trump can be compared to?

Mugabe?

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (LXJ1e)

328 Disney Animation head John Lasseter is taking a leave of absence from Pixar after acknowledging "painful" conversations and unspecified "missteps," he wrote in a memo to staff on Tuesday.

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they are all a bunch of a holes

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (36agN)

329 "318
Everybody wins no matter who dies. Holstrom is also a psychopath.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (2P0Ao)



It's always a good idea to let two psychopaths work in the paint shop
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (lKyWE)"

To be fair, I believe there were no openings in the explosives manufacturing shop.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (2P0Ao)

330 We have 2 now 10 month old baby boys we are about to adopt, and possibly 2 newborns who are sisters to one of my boys if CPS removes them from mom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (BoMuO)
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Wait a second. Am I understanding this correctly? You're about to have 4 babies under a year old? Are the newborns twins? God bless you and your wife, and I mean that sincerely. It sounds like you are doing wonderful things for these babies.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (UoSKV)

331 Saw a bit of War Dog documentary (hbo) and feel like bawling like a baby

Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (2TmvQ)

332 We have 2 now 10 month old baby boys we are about to adopt, and possibly
2 newborns who are sisters to one of my boys if CPS removes them from
mom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (BoMuO)

Doing God's work here on earth, looking out for the innocents.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

333 Chicks dig rich masculine guys. This is news?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

334 I'd shit on that for a dollar.

Posted by: DaveA's parakeet at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (FhXTo)

335 197 Why is Herpes Lip Ring Kid so mad at the camera?
Posted by: wth


Thank you, wth. I've always been grossed out by lip piercings. Now I realize why.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (+lVUW)

336 327 So who else is on the docket to die that sorta represents pure evil that Trump can be compared to?

Mugabe?
Posted by: MAGA
__________

Both Trump and Mugabe have much younger wives.

Posted by: Furious George at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (j+dfT)

337 New poll has Moore with a 6% lead. All such polls can be off because of roiled turnout dynamics, but this is encouraging.

Can't wait to see the look on Mitch's face when Moore wins.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (cAXIk)

338 325. Yeah.....but there's four of them. I've managed after three years' efforts, to win their grudging tolerance for my existence.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (fA1SL)

339 Hey, you. I chased after you the other day but I don't think you saw me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM


In fairness, when you've seen one black muscle speedercar burning donuts outside the Mos Eisley Cantina, you've seen 'em all ...

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (ctuyM)

340
Susan Atkins?

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Yes... Susan.... not Linda.


I havent quite grasped this "growing old" shit yet.

But, back to the subject.... how depraved do you have to be to want to cut a dead baby out of a dead Mother that you just stabbed to death.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

341 Hey, you. I chased after you the other day but I don't think you saw me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:28 PM

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Yes.

He did.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

342 302 Well, very well. The key thing now is not to screw this thing up while still laying the groundwork for REMOVE AUNTS.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 03:23 PM (fA1SL)

Do you want to get aunts? Because this is how you get aunts!

Posted by: Malory Archer at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

343 Agree completely. I hate this bandwagon stuff. I fear it's being done deliberately to flood the zone and take the gravitas off the really bad stuff.
Posted by: Peaches


I don't think they're that smart.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (+lVUW)

344 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:24 PM (5OO3x)
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Hey, you. I chased after you the other day but I don't think you saw me. It's good to see you.
Posted by: bluebell
---------------

Thankee. Nice to see you also.

Just as an aside, in case you didn't know, Blue Bell Co. Interesting history, local company. Mostly jeans: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafrsl6s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (5OO3x)

345 Cat Ass Trophy, wow.

Prayers, congratulations, and best wishes!

Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (2TmvQ)

346 Without reading the Newsweak article, let me guess:
The entire thing is one big Texas Sharpshooter fallacy.

Am I right?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (zGsgt)

347 My former neighbor has something seriously wrong with him. He claims to be Buddhist and is all about peace, love, the environment, etc. In reality he is one of the most aggressive, intrusive, and angry people I've known.

He posted this "joke" on FB:

"I may go to hell for laughing at this but if you have ever been raped, you seriously didn't give a fuck." He couldn't believe that people were unfriending him.

What is with these so called peace loving creeps that act so badly?

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (oiNtH)

348
Yes, when America was great the dumbest could be found at the airport chanting Hare Krishna stuff and selling flowers.

Now they're recent college graduates gainfully under employed or unemployed.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (ajiE5)

349 If you settle (pay) a personal law suit with taxpayer money or company money without telling shareholders,you are committing a crime.

-Greta Van Susteren


Not if you're a member of Congress you aren't. Get with the program, Greta. You've been reporting on this for too long to let that stoopid slip.

Laws are only for us deplorable little people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (tRaq7)

350 Manson's real connections are with the radical left
so true to "accuse them of what you do" Clinton policy

they redirect/preempt the real association with misdirection
Hillary sells uranium in treasonous deal with Russia
cover up is organized ... $12M on cutout lawyer passing money to produce AND distribute the Trump/Russia dossier

Misdirection ... a strategy to hide crime, not a psychological problem of projection or transference

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (/aIFg)

351 Go ask the Copts how high "King Tut" ranks on their scale of concerns. I suspect being beaten, raped, and murdered by Arabs for being Christian is higher on their list.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (q29T2)

352 Manson's helter skelter seems to be playing out. Not sure why he thought the best way to kick it off would be to murder people semi-randomly.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (/qEW2)

353 I decided to go into comedy, I have this great T&A groping routine.

Either that or breast massage therapy.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (LXJ1e)

354 But, back to the subject.... how depraved do you have to be to want to cut a dead baby out of a dead Mother that you just stabbed to death.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

Japanese Imperial Army level depraved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

355 They'll pry my non-edited Blazing Saddles from my cold, dead hands. Dead srsly.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (ul9CR)

356 Agree completely. I hate this bandwagon stuff. I fear it's being done deliberately to flood the zone and take the gravitas off the really bad stuff.
Posted by: Peaches

I don't think they're that smart.
========
They're orcs. Eventually their stupidity and cupidity catches up to them.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (rZuJc)

357 "the infamous campfire scene with beans and Mongo."

It's a key scene. If you break down and laugh, Mel owns your ass for the rest of the flick.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (cAXIk)

358 To be fair, I believe there were no openings in the explosives manufacturing shop."

D-Y-NO-MYTE!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:34 PM (MINbv)

359 My kitchen smells like barbecued brisket and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.

ooh! ooh! I could SOOO figure out where you are....

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2017 03:35 PM (jHrzU)

360 "Another Liberal Icon Meets his Maker that He Said Disnt Exist."

I wonder how that brief conversation went as Sharon Tate and her unborn child waived on his way down the escalator.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:35 PM (2P0Ao)

361 But, back to the subject.... how depraved do you have to be to want to cut a dead baby out of a dead Mother that you just stabbed to death.

Posted by: fixerupper

The two family members that to this day still openly support Manson and the murders have both been paroled. Fromme and Good. Love to have them as neighbors.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

362 They knew at CBS, PBS and Bloomberg that old Charlie was something of a perv.....


That is why he was let go so quickly when these allegations went public.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin


In other words, lefty women's libbers only dump perverts when they're forced to.
Or maybe she liked seeing a saggy old man strutting around naked in front of her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (+lVUW)

363 Breaking news - The 9th Circuit has overturned Trump's pardon of the Thanksgiving turkeys.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (7HtZB)

364 Now they're recent college graduates gainfully under employed or unemployed."

I'll take a double espresso with cinnamon, extra sweet, with cream...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (MINbv)

365 337 New poll has Moore with a 6% lead. All such polls can be off because of roiled turnout dynamics, but this is encouraging.

Can't wait to see the look on Mitch's face when Moore wins

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Too close, needs to be 15% lead.

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (LXJ1e)

366 Life-long involvement with BSA. Unforgivable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:22 PM (5OO3x)

Perhaps why he didn't Triumph in his re-election bid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (oPNmq)

367 208
Steve Martin's King Tut is racist? WTF?



That has to be some sort of joke. Nobody in their right mind would think something that stoopid, would they?



Please tell me that's a joke. And an unfunny one at that.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:07 PM (tRaq7)

Walked like an Egyption in the video........ soooooo racist.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 03:36 PM (ymnmz)

368 Linda Kasabian, another cult member, actually turned state's evidence and became a witness for the prosecution in exchange for immunity. Then again, she never actually wielded the knives.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

There are 2 unsolved murders that happened in Santa Barbara. Two couples killed on the beach. There were rumors it was the Manson family, or the zodiac killer. One of the guys in the Manson family is from Santa Barbara. Bobby beusoliel.

I believe the 2 sets of murders happened in the late 60s.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (Ri/rl)

369 When Moore wins, Democrats can thank Al Frankenstein.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (2P0Ao)

370 I believe Linda Atkins was the one that wanted to cut out Sharon Tates baby.

What an evil evil woman.


"Dig it! First they killed those pigs and then they put a
fork in pig Tate's belly. Wild!"
--Bernadette Dohrn, Northwestern University Professor and Obama's first choice to help launch his political career

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (zGsgt)

371 Newsweek: Still Overpriced at $1

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

372 Perhaps why he didn't Triumph in his re-election bid."

I'll Duc these puns...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 03:38 PM (MINbv)

373
ew poll has Moore with a 6% lead. All such polls can be off because of roiled turnout dynamics, but this is encouraging.

==


huge sample, likely voters, 13% undecided

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 03:38 PM (QC/4S)

374 Just as an aside, in case you didn't know, Blue Bell Co. Interesting history, local company. Mostly jeans: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafrsl6s
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 03:33 PM (5OO3x)
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I did not know! So now I'm ice cream and blue jeans as well as a wildflower. I'm a nic of all trades.

*sticks tongue out at fixer*

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (UoSKV)

375 "I may go to hell for laughing at this but if you have ever been raped, you seriously didn't give a fuck."

>>>>>>>>>

What does this even mean? And what did he mean by this?

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (Lk/fE)

376 Nood

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (LXJ1e)

377
Susan Atkins? (Yes, growing up in California at the time, knowing the names of the perps was almost mandatory).


In 1969 my family lived in Chatsworth Ca not far from the Spahn Movie Ranch. I was veryyoung and wasn't really aware about what was going on but remember mom and dad being very freaked the news reports

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (lKyWE)

378 Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:31 PM (UoSKV)

Yep. 4, all born in 2017. The court just terminated rights to one set of parents because they are homeless, unemployed, drug addicts who have not laid eyes on their son since he was born and were just blessed with twins. Now CPS has to investigate to see whether they have grounds to remove the girls. Nevermind that mom and dad have 12 kids between them, and have rights to none of them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (BoMuO)

379 Everybody wins no matter who dies. Holstrom is also a psychopath.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:27 PM (2P0Ao)

If the Cali state penal system had not cheaped out on paint thinner, and got the real good stuff, they might both have burned to death.
Penny wise, pound foolish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (oPNmq)

380 Chicks dig rich masculine guys. This is news?

I know. In other late-breaking news, water is wet.

"...showing gender roles are not progressing."

Can somebody 'splain it to me how and on which planet that's supposed to make any sense? Progressing towards what, exactly?

Has the entire world gone batshit crazy all at once?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (tRaq7)

381 Two couples killed on the beach. There were rumors it was the Manson family, or the zodiac killer. One of the guys in the Manson family is from Santa Barbara. Bobby beusoliel.

Yeah, I think one of those was the one Fromme was implicated in but skated on the charge? If she did it, it was the only murder she did.

The Zodiac angle is a tough one...one of the SB beach murders, of a young couple, bore striking resemblances to some of the other Zodiac murders, but there's also a lot of evidence against it having been him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (ul9CR)

382 If you are making your Christmas List, you can't do better than Steve Martin...especially if you need a laugh today.

I went to YouTube but NBC is blocking. 2 substandards vidds.

Found at SNL though. I don't think it could be made today. Too man-centric prolly. Or something.

http://tinyurl.com/ya34lhsk

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (dHUZO)

383 Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (2P0Ao)

Please explain the connection, because "Conservative news" or whatever it's called linked from the morning said in one part of the article (slight paraphrase0, "People from Alabama think the Senate is full of perverts so they don't mind electing another" which seemed like a non conservative take on the issue besides being a diss on people from AL as well as Moore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (8+Ozj)

384 368 Linda Kasabian, another cult member, actually turned state's evidence and became a witness for the prosecution in exchange for immunity. Then again, she never actually wielded the knives.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

There are 2 unsolved murders that happened in Santa Barbara. Two couples killed on the beach. There were rumors it was the Manson family, or the zodiac killer. One of the guys in the Manson family is from Santa Barbara. Bobby beusoliel.

I believe the 2 sets of murders happened in the late 60s.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (Ri/rl)

I caught a show on the History Channel the other night (that didn't involve Bigfoot or UFOs) which examined an unsolved killing in Riverside a few years before Zodiac that was very similar to those killings. made a strong case that the prime suspect in that killing was also Zodiac. Part 2 is on tonight i think.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB)

385 So how many countries has Trump invaded?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (YV+SU)

386 >>> They'll pry my non-edited Blazing Saddles from my cold, dead hands. Dead srsly.

I've been slowly buying DVD copies of "controversial" movies or shows, so I have a copy in case our Betters decide it is unfit for consumption one day. Have bought Gone With the Wind, Blazing Saddles, Dukes of Hazzard, etc.

I'd love a copy of Song of the South one day. Not to watch all the time, just to have because I've been told I shouldn't! Never cross a contrarian.

Posted by: LizLem at November 21, 2017 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

387 Bernadette Dohrn, Northwestern University Professor and Obama's first choice to help launch his political career

Posted by: bonhomme

So once again, projection and misdirection. Obama = Dohrn = Ayers

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

388 But, back to the subject.... how depraved do you have to be to want to cut a dead baby out of a dead Mother that you just stabbed to death.

Posted by: fixerupper

And we get paid to do shit like this, with taxpayers money. lulz

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (Lk/fE)

389 the skin-gen. party (democrat) weaponized whiteness. take it up with God 'cause He MADE me white.

Posted by: black swane,azalea city reject at November 21, 2017 03:42 PM (WX+x0)

390 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (BoMuO)

It sounds like a very exhausting time. You and your wife are good people. Try to be gentle with each other at this time-said in respect to your post earlier today about "chores".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (8+Ozj)

391 #384 I caught a show on the History Channel the other night (that didn't involve Bigfoot or UFOs) which examined an unsolved killing in Riverside a few years before Zodiac that was very similar to those killings. made a strong case that the prime suspect in that killing was also Zodiac. Part 2 is on tonight i think.


Cheri Jo Bates. A truly tragic story. Her murder just destroyed her poor father. I've never been convinced it was The Zodiac though. Way too many problems with that theory. Robert Graysmith first floated this iirc, and on this or any other Z-related stuff he should be ignored. He was a liar and a charlatan.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)

392 Yep. 4, all born in 2017. The court just terminated rights to one set of parents because they are homeless, unemployed, drug addicts who have not laid eyes on their son since he was born and were just blessed with twins. Now CPS has to investigate to see whether they have grounds to remove the girls. Nevermind that mom and dad have 12 kids between them, and have rights to none of them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (BoMuO)
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Oh my heavens. That is all mind boggling. And so very sad. Thank God for you and your wife. You are saving those babies. You are doing the Lord's work here on earth. It's not going to be easy, but it's going to be so very worth it.

You can come back here for advice when they all hit puberty.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 03:44 PM (UoSKV)

393 You also could not televise another Dean Martin style roast. You can only televise one if it contains crude sexual content and foul language that the left approves of.

I bought DVD's of Dean Martin Roasts and they are hilarious. Everyone teased everyone else and made what today would be called RACIST!!! jokes. No one got offended nor took it seriously - just had a good time.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (oiNtH)

394 I caught a show on the History Channel the other night (that didn't involve Bigfoot or UFOs) which examined an unsolved killing in Riverside a few years before Zodiac that was very similar to those killings. made a strong case that the prime suspect in that killing was also Zodiac. Part 2 is on tonight i think.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB)

The killer that still scares me is the Golden state killer. They never caught him. He also committed a bunch of rapes near Sacramento. I remember those murders in Goleta, my grandmother lived in Santa Barbara.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (Ri/rl)

395 1960's: We're all the same, it's just the skin color that's different.

Today: Fuck Whitey!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 21, 2017 03:29 PM (fq72/)



More like kill whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (493sH)

396 "It's right there, unedited and unbleeped in all its methane-y goodness. B'Gal always rolls her eyes during that scene, but laughs anyway."

That's the scene that had my grandmother literally rolling in the aisle, laughing.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 03:46 PM (q29T2)

397 There are 2 unsolved murders that happened in Santa Barbara. Two couples killed on the beach. There were rumors it was the Manson family, or the zodiac killer. One of the guys in the Manson family is from Santa Barbara. Bobby beusoliel.

I believe the 2 sets of murders happened in the late 60s.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:37 PM (Ri/rl)



It was a creepy time.

I think to think that the Zodiac Killer was Arthur Leigh Allen, now dead, because all the evidence fits him, but then again it is all circumstantial.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (ujg0T)

398 Manson died with all end of life technology to ease him into his passing. He passed in peace and tranquility.....

Sharon Tate, her friends, the LaBiancas died in terror and screaming, painful death, begging for life. Horrible, horrible, pain. Stabbed over and over and over again.

Fuck you, Manson and all who would follow you. Fuck you all the Hell and beyond.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 21, 2017 03:48 PM (99Nt9)

399 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 03:39 PM (BoMuO)

Those babies are lucky to have you. Bless you both.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 03:51 PM (Ri/rl)

400 Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (oiNtH)

I love those roasts too! I remember my parents laughing their heads off at them back in the day. I have some of the DVD's but there are lots of them on YT for free as well.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 03:58 PM (ul9CR)

401 Arthur Leigh Allen was too old and too fat to fit the descriptions. And he liked little boys. The Z-killer was into 20-ish women.

Yes Allen claimed he was the Z but he was locked up in Atascadero-for molesting a little boy-and when you're in a place like that, claiming to be a famous killer can buy you security.

But most of all, the DNA tests were no match. The DNA simply was not Allen's. It just isn't.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (ul9CR)

402 You also could not televise another Dean Martin style roast. You can only televise one if it contains crude sexual content and foul language that the left approves of. I bought DVD's of Dean Martin Roasts and they are hilarious. Everyone teased everyone else and made what today would be called RACIST!!! jokes. No one got offended nor took it seriously - just had a good time. Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 03:45 PM (oiNtH)

One of the best modern roasts was Norm Macdonald doing a classic style roast. It was so clean it was subversive!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast

Posted by: LizLem at November 21, 2017 04:01 PM (hvf9s)

403 Maybe it is time to go read Helter Skelter again Vincent Buigliosoi (sp) I think.
I think that this is where Progressives and Humanist really miss the boat. So when it is all over there is no difference in Charles and Billy Graham. Or Osama Bin L and Mother Teresa. They lived, they died, they are gone. TADA.
We all know there is much bullshit in Christianity but it does offer a plan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 04:04 PM (BtQd4)

404 They all had plans. Progressivism/Humanism is just nihilism in the end.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 04:21 PM (/qEW2)

405 "21 So if straight women and gay men keep finding muscular dudes attractive, why is it the fault that dudes are just giving them what they want?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 02:39 PM (KUaJL)"

Because women are in no way responsible for their actions. White men are always responsible for their actions. They get drunk and have sex, they were raped. They find muscular men attractive, it's the fault of the patriarchy. You seeing the trend here. Women want choices not obligations and responsibility. Those icky things are for men.

Posted by: DFCtomm at November 21, 2017 04:22 PM (50gG9)

406 It's NOT okay to be white? Guess I'd better cut my throat soon.

Posted by: Bilwick at November 21, 2017 04:35 PM (kx9QW)

407 To think that 20 years ago I had a subscription to this mag (which I allowed to lapse due to crap that wasn't even THIS bad)...I feel so ashamed.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 21, 2017 04:42 PM (3NJT9)

408 So Steve Martin is raaaaacissss but the Bangles get a pass for "Walk like an Egyptian?" I smell Double Standard.

Posted by: sulla at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (sGp2B)

409 The more I read about the Manson guy, the more I am not a fan. I mean, he was a real jerk.

Posted by: chris not rock at November 21, 2017 05:56 PM (lGKoa)

410 140 Steve Martin's King Tut will never not be funny, and if that makes me Deplorable, so be it.

Makes me happy every time.

Another great one from then is
Howard Shore and his All Nurse Orchestra
playing St. James Infirmary.

Posted by: Wit's End at November 21, 2017 06:15 PM (ROYpB)

411 I guess Obama is the the new number one race war igniter in the U.S.

Congrats on your promotion Barry

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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