This Heroic Cat Is Doing Everything Within His Power to Fight the Demons Within

If I were a criminal profiler, I would say this cat is escalating in his fantasies, and may ultimately act on them.

But for now he's just a cute cat who wants to touch a bird.

Gentle boop😎 pic.twitter.com/Qs75a4uQ18
— Gaml .y (@m_yosry2012) November 17, 2017

Update: I totally posted this by accident. I was just changing the date so that I would have it handy for tonight or tomorrow night.

Ah well. It's up now.

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM

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1 Nood!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (fA1SL)

2 Touch it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

3 Now, to tell the others

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (fA1SL)

4 Pluck me? No Pluck You!

Posted by: The Bird at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

5
I think the cat is just trying to tenderize the meat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)

6
Is this fake?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (IbrTD)

7 The cat must resign!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (3myMJ)

8 that kitty is cute but definitely had a demented look in its eyes around the 30 second mark...

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (a0IVu)

9 Did the bird give consent?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (ppaKI)

10 PIXAR executive

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (yM/Yl)

11 Bird needs a nice shelf to hang out on. Soon.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (14URa)

12 Touch it, cat.

Posted by: the Bird at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (+INtM)

13 That is so touching. Brings back memories. Like the first time I eyeballed a ficus.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (pvjTE)

14
... and the bird is unafraid.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (4XCge)

15
TOUCH IT NOW!!!

~ The Bird Conyers

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (8XRCm)

16 Lacking opposable thumbs to handle a fork, kitteh must pat bird on wing to determine if it is ready to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (oPNmq)

17
Pussy grabs back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

18 TOUCH IT NOW!!!

~ The Bird Conyers

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (8XRCm)
i'm dying . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (14URa)

19

I'd say this is fake. A bird ain't gonna just sit there.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:31 PM (IbrTD)

20 I'm just imagining the flop sweat BO emanating from various congressional offices.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:31 PM (3myMJ)

21 He started to pet it a little.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 05:31 PM (dHUZO)

22 But not heavy petting.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 05:31 PM (dHUZO)

23
At the 2:09 mark - since erased -- the cat ate the bird.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (ajiE5)

24 WHERE ARE MY CLAWS? WHY IS THIS BIRD NOT DEAD FROM MY MIGHTY DEATH SWIPE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (J70i0)

25 Almost like he can't believe it's real, so he gently reaches out to see if....yummy birdy is tangible and within reach!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (W+vEI)

26 He is just trying to align the bird for the perfect strike.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (BoMuO)

27 This is from Joe Biden's house, isn't it.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (3myMJ)

28 The cat apologizes for any misunderstandings, but remembers the encounter differently.

Posted by: Geoff at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (k1fla)

29 Touching it seemed rather anti-climatic.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (dHUZO)

30 Double standard. If that bird touch that pussy like that ....

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 21, 2017 05:32 PM (2DOZq)

31 that kitty is cute but definitely had a demented look in its eyes around the 30 second mark...
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:29 PM (a0IVu)

It's like the cat was thinking "Oh, wow, I can't believe the bird is letting me get away with this! This is SO HOT!"

Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (AUrzC)

32 I'd say this is fake. A bird ain't gonna just sit there.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:31 PM (IbrTD)
I know people at least that stupid . . . you saying it can't happen in the bird world?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (14URa)

33 Soon.

Posted by: Heavy Petter at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (tbOMB)

34 LOL, I feel the same way when I go in some client's offices...but with words.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (12Vsr)

35 That bird has no chance around my house.

Not within 5 lots either way...

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (48QDY)

36 I need you to touch it now.

Posted by: Little bird living dangerously at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (8iiMU)

37 Nah.

Kitty is like "you're an inside bird, and I'm well fed, so that makes you MY pet."

Bird is like "yeah, I watch mommy feed you daily, and plus, you're kind of cross eyed. Whatever."

Posted by: john conyers at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (aT+Bx)

38 Film edited to remove the part where the bird bites off one of that cat's toes and said cat flings blood all over the house. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (PDZP6)

39

..... Dear Pethouse Forum...

You're not going to believe this..but..

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (8XRCm)

40 Well, at least gentle petting is better than yelling 'touch it'..

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

41 the bird is provoking, part of cat's religion to eat the bird

or, thought crime ... arrest the cat

answer depends on if you are a Muslim, raping in London (be free)
or a Christian complaining about Muslims in London (arrest)

the cat is out of the bag

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (/aIFg)

42 That bird is thinking about getting a little pussy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

43 31. When you're a star, they let you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

44 That'll be $27,000, please.

Posted by: the Cat at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (+INtM)

45 >>He is just trying to align the bird for the perfect strike.

Exactly. Got the distance down juuuuust right. Soon as the camera goes off whammy!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

46 Ace found the IKEA Time Machine again...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 05:35 PM (LpsXx)

47 Clearly the cat is stoned and trying to determine if the bird is an hallucination.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 05:35 PM (yTnCT)

48 13 That is so touching. Brings back memories. Like the first time I eyeballed a ficus.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 05:30 PM (pvjTE)

An enchanted evening ... across a crowded room ... the ficus had a "come hither" look on its leaves ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

49 I have a cat Lucy who is a hunter. We just found a mouse in the house and she gets at least one bird a week. What amazes me is her kills look perfectly normal and I don't know exactly how she kills them. I guess well place fangs in the neck would do it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

50 Take a ride on my penis, win valuable prizes!

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

51 That's a big pussy!

Posted by: Sen. Robert Byrd at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (bc2Lc)

52 Just a finicky cat pretending she's not hungry and remembering that Liz Taylor nearly choked to death on a bird bone.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (/DvFd)

53 the ficus had a "come hither" look on its leaves ...

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hither aint the the only come looking on its leaves...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (8XRCm)

54 Checking for tenderness.

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (FhXTo)

55 Groping the bird now, are we?

That cat will need to resign.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 21, 2017 05:38 PM (lQER8)

56
Where Have We Seen This Scenario - a limerick

Well hey, would you just look at that
The bird got a little love pat
Then he gave us a shout
As he tweeted it out
"I tot I taw a #puddy tat!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 05:38 PM (wPiJc)

57 stupid cat

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 05:38 PM (QC/4S)

58
http://tinyurl.com/8hzb3za

How much do cats actually kill???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:39 PM (8XRCm)

59 >>>Now, to tell the others
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:28 PM (fA1SL)

I know, right? People getting all bent out of shape lately about the nood alerts.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 05:39 PM (q177U)

60 The bird entrapped the kitty. She wore no clothing!

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (lQER8)

61 Why does work make it so I can't see the cat?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (xfb67)

62 How much do cats actually kill???

All the lizards around my house have stumps for tails.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (QQ+il)

63 Have Sylvester and Tweetie heard about the casting couch yet?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (zCyNd)

64 kitty really wants to eat the bird but doesn't want to get on Santa's bad list...so did some light petting for now.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

65 49 I have a cat Lucy who is a hunter. We just found a mouse in the house and she gets at least one bird a week. What amazes me is her kills look perfectly normal and I don't know exactly how she kills them. I guess well place fangs in the neck would do it.
Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

A good head shake by the cat would probably break the mouse's neck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

66 Actually they poke prey to see if it's dead (doesn't need another strike) or woozy (smack, kick around and smother more before going for the neck bite).

esp. that little green fuzzy tennis ball with the red eyeses.

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 05:41 PM (FhXTo)

67 How much do cats kill?

Not nearly enough.
Still have mice getting into the kitchen.

Lazy cats - too well fed.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 05:41 PM (4XCge)

68 This is your bird and cat.
This is your bird and cat on drugs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2017 05:41 PM (e1mEI)

69 How much do cats actually kill???

Posted by: fixerupper

OMG that was hilarious!

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

70

Update: I totally posted this by accident. I was just changing the date so that I would have it handy for tonight or tomorrow night.

Ah well. It's up now.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (8rNrN)

71 How much do cats actually kill???

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What good are they if they aren't killing plague carrying vermin?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (xfb67)

72
A good head shake by the cat would probably break the mouse's neck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

Not break, but injure. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a half inch neck brace?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (zCyNd)

73 If that bird was me, that pussy would be letting him grab her.

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (fqUgw)

74 How much do cats actually kill???
--

Ummm... my cat is indoors only, and it's never killed anything.

Next question:

How many fatal dog attacks are there each year? And how many dog bites?

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (aT+Bx)

75 Oooh, an accidental premature thread ejaculation.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (3myMJ)

76 Update: I totally posted this by accident.

=

well then, I want to recall my comment for later use

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (QC/4S)

77 Just touch it.....

Or find someone to. You know.

Touch it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (nUkMr)

78
This is your bird and cat.

This is your bird and cat on drugs.
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hahahahaha.

THIS.

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (aT+Bx)

79 Hah. I thought you posted it b/c of "TOUCH IT"

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (dHUZO)

80 Ah well. It's up now.

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DO YOU NEED US TO TOUCH IT NOW???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (8XRCm)

81 Not break, but injure. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a half inch neck brace?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (zCyNd)

And finding a little physical therapist? Forget it.

Finding a personal injury lawyer is, however, easy. Just look under any rock.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

82 The coolest part is where the bird pulls out a tiny laser pointer.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:44 PM (zCyNd)

83 In Putin's Russia, pussy touches you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 05:44 PM (p+Wdc)

84 Is Ace giving us the bird?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2017 05:44 PM (0tfLf)

85 When I said "Reach out and touch someone, I didn't mean this!"

Posted by: E.T. at November 21, 2017 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

86 i see Touch It is going to be well used meme around here for quite a while..

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

87 What does this have to do with old man balls?

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (HgMAr)

88 Update: I totally posted this by accident.
--

It's OK.

There will be another sex scandal tomorrow to keep us busy.

Should we have a "Days without a Sex Scandal" counter? I'm thinking...maybe?

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (aT+Bx)

89 That's okay ace. We will make the innocent sweet post into a filthy cess pool. Yknow like we do everything.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (yTnCT)

90
Cat lovers are a sensitive lot and easily butthurt.

True Story.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (8XRCm)

91

So this is not the last poat of the day?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (IbrTD)

92 Cat and bird? I guess there is a metaphor there somewhere...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 05:46 PM (O2RFr)

93 Should we have a "Days without a Sex Scandal" counter? I'm thinking...maybe?
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (aT+Bx)
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Hours

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:46 PM (UoSKV)

94 77 Just touch it.....

Or find someone to. You know.

Touch it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 05:43 PM (nUkMr)

I'll go find the dog.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 05:46 PM (dHUZO)

95 ♫♫

Felines. Ow, ow, ow felines.

/the bird

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 05:46 PM (wPiJc)

96
So this is not the last poat of the day?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (IbrTD)

Noat.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:46 PM (zCyNd)

97 Disney exec outed per Drudge....lookout here we go again!

Posted by: Rockysan99 at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (m7LQK)

98 Okay then, maybe minutes

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (UoSKV)

99 Disney exec outed per Drudge....lookout here we go again!

Couldn't be happier... He is a pompous Trump hating big Dem donor...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

100 89. We can haz degeneracy?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

101 Ace, do you have a pet cat?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (hMwEB)

102 Oh Muldoon.....now I have that song in my head. LOL!

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (oiNtH)

103 98
Okay then, maybe minutes

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (UoSKV)
Moore's allegations aside, I'm surprised nothing on any of the GOP congresscritters..yet.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

104 Ah well. It's up now.

Phrasing...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (tRaq7)

105 "The cat was later arraigned in Superior Court on one count..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (xJa6I)

106 "Would you like to touch my monkey? I, er, mean my bird? No . . wait . . . I mean my penis?"

Posted by: John "Sprockets the Cat" Conyers at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (Fb9aZ)

107 We can haz degeneracy?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

This crew has prepper-level stocks of that.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (zCyNd)

108
Should we have a "Days without a Sex Scandal" counter? I'm thinking...maybe?
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (aT+Bx)

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hours

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (vChNs)

109 Patrick Bateman's cat, outside of shot:

Don't look at it, eat it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

110 Bob Brady (Dumbass PA), may have paid his opponent in 2012 $90,000 to drop out of the race.

Bob Brady looks like the Union Boss who threatened to break my fingers and leave me in a snowbank in Alaska, I wonder if he wears a diamond pinkie ring.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (3myMJ)

111 Someone new has come to us for help! Would someone volunteer to say what Birds Anonymous has done for him?

Posted by: Sam at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (z2W2E)

112 I know Ace didn't say but, is that one of AP's cats? Because it would explain a lot.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (14URa)

113 Should we have a "Days without a Sex Scandal" counter? I'm thinking...maybe?
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 05:45 PM (aT+Bx)

This is all building up to something...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

114 I taught I felt a putty tap

Posted by: tweetie at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (vChNs)

115 hours
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (vChNs)
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bzzzzzzt. We've already progressed beyond hours, to minutes. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (UoSKV)

116 That is one trusting birdeh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (tRaq7)

117 107. Damned straight!

Peruvia produces too much degeneracy for local consumption. Exports are a natural to address the balance of trade.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:51 PM (fA1SL)

118 Wasn't John Conyers the conscience of Congress or was that somebody else?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 05:51 PM (eAMlh)

119
I dont blame the cat.

He was looking for nice parrot titties.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2017 05:51 PM (8XRCm)

120 That is one trusting birdeh.

Looks like dinner to me

Posted by: The Cat at November 21, 2017 05:51 PM (O2RFr)

121 Moore's allegations aside, I'm surprised nothing on any of the GOP congresscritters..yet.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (a0IVu)
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I'll bet there's something. It seems like no one can keep their pants on over there, or in entertainment, or, well, anywhere, actually.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:51 PM (UoSKV)

122
Never trust a left handed cat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (r+sAi)

123 Cat's curiosity will kill the bird?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (LQLeS)

124 Lame. Can Kitty drive a car?

Posted by: Toonces at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (oiNtH)

125 "But for now he's just a cute cat who wants to touch a bird."

Hey, me too.

Posted by: K. Spacey DA 1977 at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (0ecq3)

126 What is the age of consent for pet birds?

Posted by: Garfield at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (EzdLW)

127 121 Moore's allegations aside, I'm surprised nothing on any of the GOP congresscritters..yet.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

We're working on it!
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Posted by: Every media out let at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

128 115 hours
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 05:49 PM (vChNs)
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bzzzzzzt. We've already progressed beyond hours, to minutes. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:50 PM (UoSKV)

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#45seconds

Posted by: tweetie at November 21, 2017 05:52 PM (vChNs)

129 This Heroic Cat Is Doing Everything Within His Power to Fight the Demons Within

Which is far more than the garden-variety Democrat is capable of doing, apparently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 05:53 PM (tRaq7)

130 If John Coyners is a cereal sexual harasser, is this Ka-Boom time for him?

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at November 21, 2017 05:53 PM (ctuyM)

131 114 I taught I felt a putty tap
Posted by: tweetie

________________________

Thread winner.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 05:54 PM (LQLeS)

132 Awful lot of "sexually" assaulted women out there...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2017 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

133
The franken cat is not actually touching the bird, you can see by the shadows, its a joke.

Posted by: msm apoligists at November 21, 2017 05:54 PM (r+sAi)

134 I wonder if the congressional payoff slush fund was instituted before or after "Pantless Fridays Unda tha' Rotunda".

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 05:54 PM (zCyNd)

135 Bob Brady looks like the Union Boss who threatened to break my fingers and leave me in a snowbank in Alaska, I wonder if he wears a diamond pinkie ring.

Posted by: Meremortal,

That's what I thought when I first saw his picture. Straight out of Central Casting.

Posted by: Toonces at November 21, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)

136 If there are harassment charges on Republicans it will come right right before the December Alabama election to try to further torpedo Moore.

BTW Conservative Treehouse has further debunking of the yearbook lady's claim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (8+Ozj)

137 If John Coyners is a cereal sexual harasser, is this Ka-Boom time for him?
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at November 21, 2017 05:53 PM (ctuyM)

Ummmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (nUkMr)

138
I have the feeling the 'Conscience of the Senate' is now located around the perimeter of the pharmacists office below chambers.

So many nut cases and borderline personalities and Alzheimer's level people.

Talking Heads: How did we get here?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (ajiE5)

139 121 "Moore's allegations aside, I'm surprised nothing on any of the GOP congresscritters..yet."

That is amazing when you consider today's media. If they had something, it would be everywhere and right away. But so far, it's Dem after Dem...

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

140
Basic Instincts - a limerick

Now I don't want to be argumentative
But of felines he's not representative
He fights with his yearnings
With a touch quite discerning
If you ask me that cat's way too tentative

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 05:56 PM (wPiJc)

141 OT - Chucky Schumer has a helpful chart to bring to your TG dinner about how bad the republican tax plan in..over at twitchy..the twitter comments are awesome.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

142 "Ah well. It's up now."

Posted by: John Coyners at November 21, 2017 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

143 Moore's allegations aside, I'm surprised nothing on any of the GOP congresscritters..yet.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

A GOP politician would have to be crazy to even think about it. He's guaranteed to be outed in the next election.

Democrat politicians, not so much, which is why we have so much inventory now.

Posted by: E.T. at November 21, 2017 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

144 "My" barn cat trots up to the porch, but won't let me with 20 feet of it. Loves the milk, eats the dry food ... but disappears at times. Always trots back to the barns ... have seen him hunt in the grass.

No interest in playing ... probably a more fulfilled cat, hunting for himself, doing a job. Those fat welfare cats probably play with the mice too. (and my cat is black, so don't call me racist) ha

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 05:57 PM (/aIFg)

145 138. Road to Nowhere:

https://youtu.be/AWtCittJyr0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 05:57 PM (fA1SL)

146 Talking Heads: How did we get here?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (ajiE5)
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You may ask yourself that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:57 PM (UoSKV)

147 BTW Conservative Treehouse has further debunking of the yearbook lady's claim.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (8+Ozj)

Haven't seen that but the ink that changes colors and style between the first and last names is hysterical.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:57 PM (3myMJ)

148 Poor bird is shitting bricks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2017 05:57 PM (LWu6U)

149 Disney exec outed per Drudge....lookout here we go again!

Posted by: Rockysan99 at November 21, 2017 05:47 PM

Miley Cyrus makes accusation in 3...2...1...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (p+Wdc)

150 "Ah well, it's up now."

TWSS

Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (vUcdz)

151 Pussy grabs back.

I saw Pussy Grabs Back perform at Lilith Fair in '98.

Posted by: Ellen at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (EzdLW)

152 Ah well. It's up now.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (8rNrN)

#MeToo

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (Lk/fE)

153 Interesting following the ever-changing msm narrative re. allegations against the lib pols. Yesterday it was Franken should resign, today it's no he shouldn't. Also, first it was Bill Clinton should have resigned, today the columnists are saying, no he should not have.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (LQLeS)

154 Gropey grandpas and gropey cats...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (yO4ST)

155 Miley Cyrus makes accusation in 3...2...1...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 05:58 PM (p+Wdc)
She'll definitely have pics, probably video.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:59 PM (14URa)

156 Because it was an animal picture that made me laugh:

http://tinyurl.com/y8nqdjxe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 06:00 PM (8+Ozj)

157 Congressmen Bob Brady D, Philadelphia has had a search warrant served on residence and Email for corruption

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:00 PM (aC6Sd)

158 Basic Instincts - a limerick

Now I don't want to be argumentative
But of felines he's not representative
He fights with his yearnings
With a touch quite discerning
If you ask me that cat's way too tentative
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 05:56 PM (wPiJc)

Sensitivity Training Classes.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:00 PM (dHUZO)

159 Well its nice to have something kind of charming and sweet up once in a while to help as a palate cleanser between the awful news and scumbags being unveiled sometimes 2-3 a day now.

Turns out all those people lecturing us on how we should live are sleazebags. Who will mock them? The very people who usually do are the same way. Everyone knew of David Letterman's tendencies and bed room at the studio. They're all scum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:00 PM (39g3+)

160 Naw Peaches, she has it tattooed on her ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 06:00 PM (PDZP6)

161 "Congressmen Bob Brady D, Philadelphia has had a search warrant served on residence and Email for corruption"

Blago told him this would work, no problem.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:01 PM (3myMJ)

162 BuzzFeed: John Conyers was also sued for sexual harassment THIS YEAR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

163 If that was my old cat Felix Mendelssohn -that bird would be dead toot suite.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 21, 2017 06:01 PM (LilNs)

164 You may ask yourself that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 05:57 PM (UoSKV)

Water flowing underground

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:01 PM (ajiE5)

165 So I was getting ready to post a linky a couple threads ago when I got company.

This goes to American Spectator. Forget Trump/Manson. Check out the SDS/Bill Ayres/Bernie Dohrn link to Chuckles. It's by Paul Kengor.

http://bit.ly/2hLWlFb

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 21, 2017 06:01 PM (ihzOe)

166 Philly?He'll walk after a trial just like Menendez.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:02 PM (LiyEm)

167 Caught that on the Rich Zeoli talk show coming back from the grocery store

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:02 PM (aC6Sd)

168 Miley Cyrus and Gene Simmons should mate ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 21, 2017 06:02 PM (zcuxU)

169 70

Update: I totally posted this by accident. I was just changing the date so that I would have it handy for tonight or tomorrow night.

Ah well. It's up now.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2017 05:42 PM (8rNrN)

Ace of Spades

Blown Margins

Centered Text

Unclosed Tags

Accidental Posts

So Awesome.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)

170 If he did what he is accused of, Roy Moore is unfit to represent the people of Alabama.

He is, however, fit to represent Hollywood, the news media, and the federal representatives in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

171 Quit playing with your food! Don't you know there are pussy cats starving in China?

Posted by: heroic cat's mommy at November 21, 2017 06:03 PM (EzdLW)

172 You ain't nothin' but a horndog.

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at November 21, 2017 06:03 PM (LQLeS)

173 Miley Cyrus and Gene Simmons should mate ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 21, 2017 06:02 PM

O_o

With the results being sort of a reverse "Man From Nantucket" I'm guessing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 06:03 PM (p+Wdc)

174 A few staffers this past summer were hauled in and Rich thought they were talking to the FBI

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:03 PM (aC6Sd)

175
Update: I totally posted this by accident. I was just changing
the date so that I would have it handy for tonight or tomorrow night.

It happens to every blogger sometimes, Ace.

We can just cuddle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

176
And you may say yourself, "My God! What have I done?"

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:04 PM (ajiE5)

177 Turns out all those people lecturing us on how we should live are sleazebags. Who will mock them? The very people who usually do are the same way. Everyone knew of David Letterman's tendencies and bed room at the studio. They're all scum.

IIRC, SNL did a skit once, some fake ad for a fake product kinda like Viagra, where some guy had a giant erection in an office. Every time he turned around he knocked something off a desk.

Some enterprising somebody could take that visual and change it to Democrats.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 06:04 PM (tRaq7)

178 Not long after you posted this, our cat walked into the family room with a live mouse in her mouth.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2017 06:04 PM (QE8X6)

179 That is amazing when you consider today's media. If they had something, it would be everywhere and right away. But so far, it's Dem after Dem...
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

---

perhaps years of enmity have created a level of sneakiness by republicans that democrats have never evolved.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 06:05 PM (vChNs)

180 I'm going to assume the default position for Democrats and entertainers is criminal and/or pervert unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2017 06:05 PM (eAMlh)

181 Congressmen Bob Brady D, Philadelphia has had a search warrant served on residence and Email for corruption

We'll find out about this from the MFM three years into his sentence.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2017 06:05 PM (gU6BY)

182 http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/11/21/bob-brady-fbi-investigation/

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 06:07 PM (aC6Sd)

183 The pussy, it often touches Paolo's bird.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 21, 2017 06:07 PM (ANIFC)

184 Turns out all those people lecturing us on how we should live are sleazebags. Who will mock them? The very people who usually do are the same way. Everyone knew of David Letterman's tendencies and bed room at the studio. They're all scum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:00 PM (39g3+)

And Letterman just received The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. It was on PBS last night.

Scum indeed.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 06:07 PM (EzdLW)

185 Disney exec? Which one?

Gropey
Mishful
Sleazy
Squeezy
Rumpy
Fappy
or Dic

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 06:07 PM (wPiJc)

186 perhaps years of enmity have created a level of sneakiness by republicans that democrats have never evolved.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 06:05 PM (vChNs)

One thing for sure, Al Gore is glad he got his Chakra release out of the way early.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:08 PM (3myMJ)

187 With twelve legislative days left on the calendar ...

I just don't know how congress can work that hard for so long, especially during the holiday season.

No wonder tempers are short and people are grumpy. Why a fight could break out at any minute over immigration or force a government shutdown.

Twelve days! (See Drudge)

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 21, 2017 06:08 PM (4XCge)

188 And for the "dog people" another nice picture and brief story:

http://tinyurl.com/ybq4vlse

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 06:08 PM (8+Ozj)

189 Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 06:08 PM (H7ZyP)

190 I know people at least that stupid . . . you saying it can't happen in the bird world?
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 05:33 PM (14URa)

I'm surrounded by them.

Yet, I persevere.

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 06:09 PM (48QDY)

191 Well old LG monitor finally gave up the ghost so had to buy a new one. So far so good with this AOC 24in

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 06:09 PM (M2o/M)

192 There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:09 PM (3DZIZ)

193 We'll find out about this from the MFM three years into his sentence.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2017 06:05 PM (gU6BY)

Bob Brady, who stepped down from Congress some years ago, has returned from a lengthy vacation and says he's running for his old seat again!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:09 PM (4ErVI)

194 I'm surprised nothing on any of the GOP congresscritters..yet.
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

#lessthantwoweeks

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 06:10 PM (48QDY)

195 I'm so old I remember when politicians would resign immediately, on the same day any charge was made.

Just think, if things were like that now, we'd be without a government by Friday.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

196 168 Miley Cyrus and Gene Simmons should mate ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 21, 2017 06:02 PM (zcuxU)

If it's a girl, I want a bj from her when she turns 18.

Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 06:10 PM (ALaia)

197
Amazon apparently doesn't have a full selection of Santa's reindeer for sale. I was just looking for Olive the 'other' reindeer.

Early night for Santa.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:10 PM (ajiE5)

198 That cat just needs a shelf covered in waffles.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 21, 2017 06:11 PM (bML9A)

199 And Letterman just received The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. It was on PBS last night.

The latest news helps make sense of his crack about the underage Palin girl being molested too eh? Just how they do things downtown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:11 PM (39g3+)

200 Disney Chief Creative Officer takin' a break from the creatin' cuz he gots his hands into some honey pots.

I don't know his name. Pic on Drudge he looks like William Buckley with a water retention problem.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:11 PM (4ErVI)

201 Breitbart has an article reporting that a man named Jeff Devine has come forward and says that he was dating Roy Moore accuser Beverly Young-Nelson in 1977 (the year she says Moore assaulted her outside a restaurant where she worked as a waitress).

Devine has produced his own yearbook from 1977, inscribed by Young to him, attesting to their relationship. A classmate has also confirmed they were dating at that time.

Devine, who is a minister now, said that he does not believe Nelson's story about Moore. He also says that he does not remember her working as a waitress in 1977.

Moore's campaign came out with statements from several former employees and customers of the restaurant. Two of them were women who were waitresses at the restaurant in 1977, and they also don't remember Young-Nelson working there. They said the restaurant did not hire anyone who wasn't at least 16 (Young-Nelson claimed she started working there at age 15).

They also said that they did not recall ever seeing Roy Moore eating in the restaurant. A deputy sheriff who was a regular restaurant customer in the 1970's and who knew Roy Moore, also said that he never saw Moore eating in the restaurant.

The waitresses also said that customers who ate at the restaurant's counter (as Young-Nelson said Moore always did) would have been served by either the bartender or the short-order cook. The wait staff did not serve the counter customers, and had no reason to interact with them. (Young-Nelson claimed Moore would flirt with her while she was waiting on him at the counter).

The waitresses also said that there was no exit from the back lot of the restaurant (as claimed in Young-Nelson's story), because the back restaurant lot backed up to the backyards of some residential houses. They said that the restaurant's dumpsters were not kept in the back lot (as claimed in Young-Nelson's story) because the back lot was too small; the dumpsters were kept on the sides of the restaurant, and it was impossible to park between them (as claimed in Young-Nelson's story). They also said the restaurant had a porch that wrapped 360 degrees around the restaurant, and that it was very well lit at night, so the back of the restaurant was never dark and secluded (as claimed in Young-Nelson's story).

Breitbart also reports that the pollster who had the most accurate results in the run-off election now shows Moore with a 6 point lead over Democrat Doug Jones. Moore is down a little from where he was, but it does not appear that the bogus assault story from Young-Nelson is going to sink him, despite Gloria Allred's best efforts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2017 06:12 PM (fqUgw)

202 If it's a girl, I want a bj from her when she turns 18.
Posted by: Stolen Cash at November 21, 2017 06:10 PM (ALaia)

Dude ... that is so twisted.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 21, 2017 06:12 PM (zcuxU)

203 The cat is a bit crosseyed. I think he is just measuring the pounce.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:13 PM (3DZIZ)

204 The pussy, it often touches Paolo's bird.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 21, 2017 06:07 PM (ANIFC)

Bravo.

Top five?

Paolo's beak would have been better.

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 06:13 PM (48QDY)

205 The pussy, it often touches Paolo's ~~bird~~ Struthioniform.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 21, 2017 06:07 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: A+++++ Would use again at November 21, 2017 06:13 PM (ctuyM)

206 Why the hell do the vids here never work for me? I always get the "media can't be played" horse shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (aMlLZ)

207
Once in a lifetime, letting the days go by, letting the days go by

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (ajiE5)

208 RE: Conyers... local Detroit tv is playing it as "only one accuser, he says the incident didn't happen, he just paid her off to make the problem go away."

Only One.

John is Innocent.

They tried to talk to Monica and she yelled at them.

/Monica Conyers are a graduate of the Michelle Obama School of Charm

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (aT+Bx)

209 Letting the days go by

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (dHUZO)

210 The cat is trying to get the *prey* to fly away thus activating the cats predatory instincts. Our younger dog does this with birds and rabbits.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 21, 2017 06:15 PM (+Dllb)

211 Back into the silent water

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 06:15 PM (dHUZO)

212 It needs to be said.

Shufferin Shuccotash.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 21, 2017 06:16 PM (H5rtT)

213 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (aMlLZ)

Turn off no script momentarily.

What you have to put up with to have ampersands.

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 06:16 PM (48QDY)

214 Why the hell do the vids here never work for me? I always get the "media can't be played" horse shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (aMlLZ)

I think it was Scoog today who revealed the 1 Bizarre Trick to make them work. It was out of Alice in Wonderland or Tony Orlando...

Click/Knock 3 times.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:16 PM (ajiE5)

215 There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:09 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Whale Sh*t at November 21, 2017 06:17 PM (ctuyM)

216
When I saw the accuser on the NBC Today show, my instincts told me she was "acting."

I have a feeling that something like she describes actually did happen to her at some point in her life, but it wasn't Roy Moore.

But it looked obvious her answers in that interview were well-rehearsed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:17 PM (IbrTD)

217 If I were a criminal profiler, I would say this cat is escalating in his fantasies, and may ultimately act on them.

========

He may be self-radicalizing due to all the dog privilege in America.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 06:17 PM (/qEW2)

218 Joe Biden is on that payout list.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:17 PM (3myMJ)

219 He may be self-radicalizing due to all the dog privilege in America.

He's a good cat, he just fell among bad sort. Trump voting cats. Grabbing themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:18 PM (39g3+)

220 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (aMlLZ)

Turn off no script momentarily.

What you have to put up with to have ampersands.
Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 06:16 PM (48QDY)

could be missing a plug-in of some sort

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 06:18 PM (QC/4S)

221 Yeah, if it runs it is food.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:18 PM (3DZIZ)

222 Joe Biden is on that payout list.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:17 PM (3myMJ)

This accounts for the other 23 payouts...

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2017 06:18 PM (48QDY)

223 They've got Biden. All the payout peeps are going to be exposed.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:19 PM (3myMJ)

224 Miley Cyrus is so very strange I wonder if she wasn't sexually abused as a Disney actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM (8+Ozj)

225 I have a feeling that something like she describes actually did happen to her at some point in her life, but it wasn't Roy Moore.

That's my sense as well: possibly true, but not about Moore. Definitely not at that location, she got so much wrong and has so many strange details.

She's completely discredited. All that's left is maybe the younger girl, and the 20 something woman that claims Moore patted her rear end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM (39g3+)

226
In the dessert you can't remember your name

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM (ajiE5)

227 Same as it ever was,
Look where my hand was!

Posted by: dartist at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM (nisXv)

228 A Twitter vid will usually need script approvals for mu.nu, twitter.com, and tw___.com to run.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

229 They've got Biden. All the payout peeps are going to be exposed.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:19 PM (3myMJ)

About time. I can just imagine the panic running thru all the politicians. Right during the holidays.

Bwahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 06:21 PM (Ix4M6)

230 What a pretty little bird! I'd stroke it too.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 21, 2017 06:21 PM (lQER8)

231 Passed around like a bong at a Marshall Tucker concert.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 21, 2017 06:21 PM (3DZIZ)

232 Er....tw i m g.com, minus spaces.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

233 Something tells me if Moore gets elected, Allred's schtick is over. Back to bum falls and divorce cases.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 06:22 PM (4ErVI)

234 Miley Cyrus is so very strange I wonder if she wasn't sexually abused as a Disney actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM

That's what I meant. Wouldn't surprise me at all. Hollyweird is a messed up place.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 06:22 PM (p+Wdc)

235 "the most accurate results in the run-off election
now shows Moore with a 6 point lead"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

wow ... even more evidence she made it all up, and did it poorly. Moore wins by 15, and McConnell is revealed as a petty jerk for accepting the word of a liar, preferring a Democrat win since his boy lost.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 06:22 PM (/aIFg)

236 If Allred is involved - it is always suspect.

Do you think if they had any goods on Trump assaulting or harassing women that Allred, Clinton and the GOPe wouldn't have disclosed it long ago?

Posted by: Toonces at November 21, 2017 06:23 PM (oiNtH)

237 Miley Cyrus is so very strange I wonder if she wasn't sexually abused as a Disney actress.

Also Lindsey Lohan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

238 nood

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 21, 2017 06:23 PM (5sQ8t)

239 under n00d

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2017 06:23 PM (pvjTE)

240 Miley Cyrus is so very strange I wonder if she wasn't sexually abused as a Disney actress.

I would be shocked if all those Disney tarts have not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:24 PM (39g3+)

241

I don't know when but eventually someone is gonna come forward and say that woman (the 14 yr old "victim") is a habitual liar.

There's something very, very off about her.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 06:24 PM (IbrTD)

242 Miley Cyrus is so very strange I wonder if she wasn't sexually abused as a Disney actress.
--

I *suspect* that a number of the Disney actresses-- and actors--- were sexually abused in one way or another.

I hope to God that this is exposed and stopped. Across the board.

Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (aT+Bx)

243 Just like BSG, comes in late, eats crow cold, when nobody there to watch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (oPNmq)

244 Miley Cyrus is so very strange I wonder if she wasn't sexually abused as a Disney actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 06:20 PM

I know a man who was a Mouseketeer with Justin Timberlake, Brittany Spears, and Christine Aguilera.

You don't want to hear the stories...

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (3myMJ)

245 What a pretty little bird! I'd stroke it too.
Posted by: Joey Biden at November 21, 2017 06:21 PM (lQER

lol.
And sniff its feathers.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (EzdLW)

246 I don't know when but eventually someone is gonna come forward and say that woman (the 14 yr old "victim") is a habitual liar.

I do not know if this is completely accurate or not, but I have heard that at least one of the two other men she accused had the case thrown out of court. Suggestive, but not conclusive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)

247 Talking Heads: How did we get here?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:55 PM (ajiE5)

at this point, I don't think it matters, as long they plan on BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

Posted by: the Butcher at November 21, 2017 06:27 PM (DIosY)

248 Fox News host Neil Cavuto took aim at President Trump on Monday, criticizing him over recent tweets and calling for him to act like the president.
-The Hill

FOAD Cavuto. You're one of the reasons why I no longer watch FBN.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 06:27 PM (r9UYA)

249 When this bird gets liquored up, that pussy is going down.

Posted by: Funky Cold Fedora at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (H7ZyP)

250 Undernood,do not neglect it..

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (LiyEm)

251 I know a man who was a Mouseketeer with Justin Timberlake, Brittany Spears, and Christine Aguilera.

You don't want to hear the stories...

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 06:25 PM (3myMJ)It's funny how parents who push their kids into this stuff aren't as protective as one would wish.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2017 06:28 PM (14URa)

252 There is video of Miley Cyrus squatting and peeing all over the place.Yeah,she's nuts.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

253
I don't know when but eventually someone is gonna come forward and say that woman (the 14 yr old "victim") is a habitual liar.

There's something very, very off about her.
________________

There were reports last week that she had falsely accused three Alabama ministers of making sexual advances to her.

She seems to have convinced herself that everything bad in her life (and there was a lot of bad shit: multiple boyfriends, husbands, drugs, drinking, multiple bankruptcies, etc.) was due to her encounter with Roy Moore at 14 (whether it was real or imagined).

And that's weird, because if (as she claims) she was sneaking out of her mother's house at age 14 to drive off to unknown destinations with 30-something men she'd just met, then she obviously already had problems before the encounter with Moore (if it even happened).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (fqUgw)

254 Hello. Where are we?

I have concluded that every single adult in America is a pervert. Except me. And you. And maybe Rev. I'm not going out on a limb for him, however.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

255
Fox News host Neil Cavuto took aim at President Trump on Monday,
criticizing him over recent tweets and calling for him to act like the
president.

-The Hill
====================

Really? Shoot. I've always enjoyed Neil Cavuto. I think I'll still watch him. I don't think he's a bad guy.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

256 am I alone? Have I been left behind?

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (lwiT4)

257 Disney Chief Creative Officer takin' a break from the creatin' cuz he gots his hands into some honey pots.

I don't know his name. Pic on Drudge he looks like William Buckley with a water retention problem.

That's John Lassiter. He was the head of Pixar when it got bought by Disney from LucasFilm. He directed Toy Story and Monsters, Inc. and a couple of other kid- and family-friendly computer cartoons. He's on a couple of the DVDs in the 'behind the scenes' clips.

Never would've thought he'd do anything untoward. Hollyweird is a much larger cesspool of Democrat perv/abusers than I thought.

Damn, this is disgusting. But if that's what it takes to clean all this up after 50-some-odd years of introducing all the progressive, anti-American filth that's been forced upon the viewing and voting public, then let's cheer it on.

Goodness knows I'm certainly no prude, but there's so much garbage being spewed out of TV and movies today that I want it cleaned up. There's more to life than secks and violins and it's way past time for us to return to at least a little bit of wholesome, innocent entertainment. There's nothing wrong with that type of entertainment at all, but you rarely see much of it these days.

Can we raise the lowest common denominator just a wee bit for once?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 06:34 PM (tRaq7)

258 Really? Shoot. I've always enjoyed Neil Cavuto. I think I'll still watch him. I don't think he's a bad guy.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

Come on under. There's both water and a new thread flowing underground.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:35 PM (ajiE5)

259 hey grammie

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (hMwEB)

260 Moore is innocent.

FREEBIRD!

Posted by: MAGA at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (LnOh3)

261 Fox News host Neil Cavuto took aim at President Trump on Monday, criticizing him over recent tweets and calling for him to act like the president.

I understand this perspective. The problem is, we live in a different age than I'd prefer. And this IS presidential now. We live in a time when people need to, and will not otherwise, hear about the kind of stuff Trump is tweeting about ,however clumsily and juvenile-ly that forces it to the attention of everyone.

President Obama could stay lofty and "above the fray" other than an occasional flipping someone off because the media would cover everything that helped his cause. The press buries everything that might help Trump, or spins it ridiculously.

So President Trump takes it to the sleazy, awful modern day Fireside Chat on social media.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)

262 206 Why the hell do the vids here never work for me? I always get the "media can't be played" horse shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 06:14 PM (aMlLZ)

I was getting that for a while, but they've been working lately.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

263 hey votermom. How was your day? I am drinking wine. 2 straight days of grandkids. I am drinking wine.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

264 About time. I can just imagine the panic running thru all the politicians. Right during the holidays.

Bwahahahahahaha.

LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 06:38 PM (q177U)

265
Bad advice - under Nood has now been time shifted to top thread.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:39 PM (ajiE5)

266 What's the consensus? Does Moore stay in and win? I saw something about Trump kinda sorta backing him

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (lwiT4)

267 266 What's the consensus? Does Moore stay in and win? I saw something about Trump kinda sorta backing him
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 21, 2017 06:40 PM (lwiT4)

I would vote for him if I lived in Alabama.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

268 266 What's the consensus? Does Moore stay in and win? I saw something about Trump kinda sorta backing him
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Breitbart says the pollster who called the run-off the most accurately is now showing Moore leading Jones by 6 points.

If that's right, there is no reason for Moore not to stay in.

The media isn't paying much attention, but there are several people coming forward (by name, not anonymously) and refuting the story told by Moore accuser Beverly Young-Nelson. A former boyfriend (who is now a minister), a couple of waitresses from the Olde Hickory restaurant (one of whom is a retired teacher and current choir director), a deputy sheriff who regularly ate at the restaurant in the '70's, etc. These people, who appear to be credible, are contradicting almost every detail of Young-Nelson's story. And of course, we spent last week discussing all the problems with the "Roy Moore, D.A." inscription in the yearbook that Gloria Allred is refusing to let any independent experts examine.

Young-Nelson's story appears to be completely fabricated, and her story was the most damaging to Moore's reputation.

And now that she has been shown to be a fraud, AL voters must be wondering about the credibility of the other accusers as well.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2017 06:52 PM (fqUgw)

269 This bird is either the stupidest bird alive or a Jedi master.

Posted by: rayj at November 21, 2017 07:12 PM (pI/IV)

270 This is not the bird you are looking for.

Posted by: The bird at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

271 270
This is not the bird you are looking for.

Posted by: The bird at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

There is no bird.

Posted by: Neo at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (n3hky)

272 Bite its little head off.

Posted by: Cat at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (m6Anv)

273 what a terrible place the world would be without animals

Posted by: Notamoron at November 21, 2017 10:37 PM (artIV)

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