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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/22/17) Thanksgiving Eve EditionOctober 3, 1863 By the President of the United States of America. A Proclamation. The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle or the ship; the axe has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom. No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union. In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the Seal of the United States to be affixed. Done at the City of Washington, this Third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the Independence of the United States the Eighty-eighth. By the President: Abraham Lincoln William H. Seward, Secretary of State The true story of Thanksgiving. Don't have time to watch the entire episode? In case you wanted to drop a turkey or two out of a plane. It's legal for now. The annual, reasonably disgraceful tradition of an “anonymous” pilot dropping live turkeys from hundreds of feet in the air in Yellville, Arkansas, continued this fall, with several birds dropped on Oct. 14. The FAA said then they were looking into it, but it conceded to HuffPost on Saturday that there was nothing they could do to stop it. Officials say the event, which is known locally as the “turkey drop,” is out of their control, because the pilot doesn’t appear to be breaking any state or local laws. The FAA told HuffPost they examined their own statutes relating to the matter and came to the same conclusion.Types. Deletes. Never mind. Whether you love them or want to eradicate them from the Earth, you'll probably see green beans on your Thanksgiving table this year. And since you can't avoid them, you may as well impress your relatives with this fun bean fact: the green bean is actually not a vegetable, but a fruit. At least to a botanist, anyway.As long as they have Campbell's Golden Mushroom Soup and a boat load of French's French Fried Onions on them I really don't care. Are you entertaining tomorrow? Are you feeding the gang turkey? How to carve that bird. 4. Donate a Testicle. The payout for this is $35,000 On a episode of “Extreme Cheapskates “a Las Vegas man figured out a way to make some money by signing up for medical trials. He saved himself more than $750. That inspired him to take it one step further. Most recently he also agreed to donate one of his testicles. But they didn’t just leave him hanging. They replaced it with an artificial one and paid him $35,000. It was reported that he used the money to purchase a Nissan 370 Z. Roger Goodell and The JEF need not apply. Thanksgiving do's and don'ts. 1950, Born on this day, Tina Weymouth, bass, Talking Heads, (1983 US No.9 single 'Burning Down The House', 1985 UK No.6 single 'Road To Nowhere'), Tom Tom Club, (1981 UK No.7 single 'Wordy Rappinghood'). via thisdayinmusic.com There's no place like home. Right Toto? Thanksgiving and other holiday dinners often include alcohol. How to set the mood. The desired mood of your Thanksgiving meal should determine what type of alcohol you serve: red wine for a sleepy, relaxed atmosphere or spirits for a sexy, confident air. That's the conclusion of a new survey analyzing how different types of alcohol make people feel. The reasons behind the feelings aren't fully understood, but researchers say there are clear trends in the emotions certain alcoholic beverages brought out in 30,000 people, aged 18 to 34, from 21 countries. For example, more than 60% said red wine made them feel sleepy, while 53% said it made them feel relaxed, reports the Guardian. Similarly, nearly 60% of participants said spirits made them feel confident and energetic, while 42% said spirits made them feel sexy.Let me guess, puking up a 12 pack on your host's shoes is not a good idea? Do you have a nap planned for tomorrow? Don't blame it on the turkey. Here’s the lowdown: turkey contains the amino acid L-tryptophan, which produces sleep-promoting serotonin and melatonin. But turkey has about the same amount of tryptophan as other meats. It may even have a built-in secret weapon against sleepiness: an abundance of protein, which can regulate insulin levels and actually combat fatigue. So don’t blame the turkey for your tiredness; the heavy load of carbs that made up the rest of the meal are likely the culprits. Here’s what turkey really does to your body. The ONT always pulling for you. How to win the wishbone wish. Having guests over for the big weekend? A little advice for you breakfast good shoppers. Use a cart when carrying those cinnamon rolls. Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Where we are always thankful for you and your patronage. Good night. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:03 PM (JfTed) 2
The Italians broke the site
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:04 PM (JfTed) 3
Lord Sonobi has recruited the Italians.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:04 PM (JfTed) 4
How many dumb Italian jokes can I make?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:05 PM (JfTed) 5
Fifth?
Posted by: FireHorse at November 22, 2017 10:06 PM (zkGZ8) 6
Happy Thanksgiving MisHum! Appreciate you and all the COBs!
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:06 PM (myWJh) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 10:06 PM (qJtVm) 8
Erev tov, fapperot ve fapperim!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:06 PM (e9G8E) 9
Have a Great Thanksgiving!
Posted by: French Jeton at November 22, 2017 10:06 PM (Fjvqd) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2017 10:08 PM (ZnF4r) 11
Reposting from the previous thread:
If anybody is interested I just created a userscript for acecomments.mu.nu to remove or replace characters that will make pixy blow up, rather than looking through a pasted text again and again to try to see the hiding special character. Not sure how I should distribute it. Does anybody have any ideas? Thanks. Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2017 10:09 PM (JhE5a) 12
The ball on that guy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2017 10:10 PM (0ogQG) 13
Bacon wrapped turkey. Looks fantastic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 10:11 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:11 PM (pvjTE) 15
>>>Population has steadily increased
Yeah, Abe. Too bad it was the wrong kind of population increase. Posted by: Barack Obama at November 22, 2017 10:12 PM (/qEW2) 16
That really is a remarkable proclamation. Thank you Mis Hum, and Happy Thanksgiving to Wisconsin's most hard-working cob!
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (lwiT4) 17
Who would be so low as to cheat at the wishbone pull?
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (myWJh) 18
Top 25! Happy Turkey Eve all...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (+ldAm) 19
What a bountiful ONT, MisHum. Thank you.
Shenanigans indeed. Mr. bluebell better not try anything like that anytime soon. He doesn't know about my shiv. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV) 20
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (lwiT4)
Thanks Grammie, now keep 'er movin' Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (3/sUh) Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV) 22
Thank you MH for a wonderful thread.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2017 10:15 PM (Ri/rl) 23
19 What a bountiful ONT, MisHum. Thank you.
Shenanigans indeed. Mr. bluebell better not try anything like that anytime soon. He doesn't know about my shiv. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV) Better be a big shiv after using him for a lab test animal with that cookbook of yours and double oven Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh) 24
I worked for six summers in canneries working with green beans.
I will not eat them. You wouldn't either. Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (2K6fY) 25
Poppin' fresh. OW!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (IqV8l) 26
grammie, I read about all your cooking on the last thread. Congratulations! I hereby give you the day off tomorrow. I hope someone will bring you food and beverages and you can rest your weary arms and legs.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (UoSKV) 27
26 grammie, I read about all your cooking on the last thread. Congratulations! I hereby give you the day off tomorrow. I hope someone will bring you food and beverages and you can rest your weary arms and legs.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (UoSKV) couple of fish and a loaf or two of bread and see what happens Posted by: JC & The 12 Apostles at November 22, 2017 10:17 PM (3/sUh) 28
I hope someone will bring you food and beverages and you can rest your weary arms and legs.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (UoSKV) ============================ This is why God gifted me with grandchildren. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:18 PM (lwiT4) 29
Better be a big shiv after using him for a lab test animal with that cookbook of yours and double oven
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh) -------- Hey, he enjoys everything that comes out of that double oven - I hear no complaints! That may or may not have anything to do with the fact that he can't cook. At all. Well, he can make toast. Good thing he didn't marry grammie winger. They'd both starve to death. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:18 PM (UoSKV) 30
My girlfriend has asked that I have Thanksgiving with her family. They are going to Hometown Buffet.
I can't even get drunk there. I should have followed my sister's ex-husband's advice and volunteered at the mission. Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (2K6fY) 31
couple of fish and a loaf or two of bread and see what happens
================== Miracles. Miracles everywhere you look. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (0ogQG) 33
Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (+0jcH) 34
I can't even get drunk there. I should have followed my sister's ex-husband's advice and volunteered at the mission.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (2K6fY) --- You get drunk *before* going to...what was it, Cracker Barrel? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (qJtVm) 35
Officials say the event, which is known locally as the "turkey drop," is out of their control, because the pilot doesn't appear to be breaking any state or local laws.
++++ Arkansas has no laws on the books regarding cruelty to animals? I would think that dropping semi-flightless birds from a plane, where 2 out of the 12 dies on impact with the water, would constitute cruelty. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (pvjTE) 36
They'd both starve to death.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:18 PM (UoSKV) ============================= Oh you can't even imagine how many ways you can get yourself fed with a wink and a smile. Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4) 37
I think I have seen the worst toupee in history on the Ingraham Angle!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Hypocrite Chapter at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (2X7pN) 38
Thanks for an interesting ONT, MisHum. Turkey drop doesn't bother me that much. They are stupid birds. They probably think they are flying. Right up until they're not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (oPNmq) 39
I'm thankful God sustains constant (if relative) gravity. It's handy.
Not that gravity hasn't caused me a few problems over the years. Still, thankful. Posted by: mindful webworker, struggling for thankfulness at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (NU2/k) 40
AWOL kitteh came home for dinner before the local coyotes had him for dinner, so thankful for that.
Shane, you big dumb blond bastard, WTF were you thinking? Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (ep7aA) 41
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (+0jcH) 42
Bluebell, I just finished typing this when the ONT went up...sorry so long.
217 Everything they do is for looks....well, he's dead now so.(I told this story on here....this was the neighbor that was murdered by his gay lover about a year ago.) --------- WUT Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 09:56 PM (UoSKV) Were you absent that day? They had split up because he finally came out of the closet. (First thing I said to my husband the day we met them was 'That guy is gay'.) This guy was really wealthy. Owns the Hampton Inn and Holiday Inn here in this town...along with various other hotels around the midwest, apartment buildings and a couple of restaurants. Anywho...his gay lover asked him to meet him at a seedy hotel down the hwy from here. He did and it was either outright murder or sexual asphyxiation gone wrong. So the lover calls a friend to ask him to 'help him with something' and goes to pick up the friend. While driving back to the seedy hotel he tells the friend he killed, let's call him 'Mike'. They go to the store and get tarps and cleaning supplies. Go to the apt. Mike was living in and take all his watches and some credit cards that were there. Go back to the seedy hotel and wrap 'Mike's' body in the tarp and put in back of Mike's Porsche SUV. While driving around trying to decide where they're going to hide the body, a cop pulls up behind them for something like a tail light being out. They proceed to tear ass down the hwy., get off on an exit, drive through someone's yard, through a fence and hit a tree. The two get out and run. 'Friend' was caught right away. Cop took him back to the car and went to look in the SUV...'Mike's' body was wrapped in a tarp in the back. Took the cops a couple more hours to find the other guy. Still both in prison awaiting trial...although the killer did try to escape prison by diggin with.a.spoon. Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (Enq6K) 43
the turkey thing could almost be fun if you did it over a trap range with every firing point manned...
doubt you could eat the bird afterward though. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (ep7aA) 44
Oh you can't even imagine how many ways you can get yourself fed with a wink and a smile.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4) -------- I hope you like toast. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (UoSKV) 45
THEY'RE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE BAGS OF WET CEMENT!
Posted by: Les Nessman, Reporter at November 22, 2017 10:23 PM (NU2/k) Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:23 PM (2K6fY) 47
BTW... you know the story a few threads down, about the Democratic Alliance meeting?
Here's the agenda: http://tinyurl.com/yczl6ekc Guests included: George Soros, Van Jones, NARAL and Planned Parenthood. I was disappointed NAMBLA wasn't listed. Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (9mZIr) 49
38 Thanks for an interesting ONT, MisHum. Turkey drop doesn't bother me that much. They are stupid birds. They probably think they are flying. Right up until they're not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (oPNmq) You're welcome Happy TG to you. I was wondering if we could drop politicians out of the plane, its difficult to soar like eagles when you are governed by turkeys Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh) 50
Tami, I just got back from reading that on the previous thread, and I am flabbergasted. I must have been absent that day because how on earth could I forget THAT?
I have learned my lesson and I will never play hooky again. That is a wild story. The kind that if I saw it in a movie, I'd say yeah, that could never happen in real life. Wow. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (UoSKV) 51
Are they dropping frozen turkeys or live ones?
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:25 PM (myWJh) 52
I worked for six summers in canneries working with green beans.
I will not eat them. You wouldn't either. Posted by: Kindltot --- Uhh. . . one summer at a slaughterhouse here. You don't want to know. Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7) 53
The reasons behind the feelings aren't fully understood, but researchers say there are clear trends in the emotions certain alcoholic beverages brought out in 30,000 people, aged 18 to 34, from 21 countries. For example, more than 60% said red wine made them feel sleepy, while 53% said it made them feel relaxed, reports the Guardian. Similarly, nearly 60% of participants said spirits made them feel confident and energetic, while 42% said spirits made them feel sexy.
======== These are the best types of "studies". Instead of having to pay volunteers, they can charge them and recoup expenses. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 10:25 PM (/qEW2) 54
Oh you can't even imagine how many ways you can get yourself fed with a wink and a smile.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4) So Catholic girls aren't the only ones who like to have fun? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (3/sUh) 55
I spent pretty much the whole day in the kitchen prepping for tomorrow. Made Pecan pie, pumpkin pie, lemon tart, brown sugar tart, rolls, prepping the dressing, prepping veggies, made gravy, etc. tomorrow will mainly be coordinating the timing and temperatures of everything that needs to go into the oven. I figured on serving around 1 so we can just eat pie for dinner around 6.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (kufk0) 56
I like white wine because it doesn't give me a headache.
It makes me happy, too, so there's that. Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (myWJh) 57
I was wondering if we could drop politicians out of
the plane, its difficult to soar like eagles when you are governed by turkeys Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh) I would be 100% behind that. Maybe they could fit the turkeys with little parachutes to better their odds of surviving the drop? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (oPNmq) 58
Dropping frozen turkeys would violate FAA regulations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (+0jcH) 59
You get drunk *before* going to...what was it, Cracker Barrel?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (qJtVm) Unfortunately I'm driving myself there and back. Teetotalers. Everyone in my family that lost everything was because of the bottle. Her family doesn't have that excuse. Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:27 PM (2K6fY) 60
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (kufk0)
Dayum girl, hope somebody kicks in some assistance. Happy TG Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (3/sUh) 61
Do the turkeys shout "Geronimo" as they exit the plane?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (oPNmq) 62
@42 although the killer did try to escape prison by diggin with.a.spoon.
--------------- Edmund Dantes laughs at him. Posted by: junior at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (d09oZ) 63
...of the Independence of the United States the Eighty-eighth.
88? Thanksgiving is a nazi skinhead supramacist celebration!! Burn it all!! Posted by: typical woke liberal asshat at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (XQvuQ) 64
@51 Are they dropping frozen turkeys or live ones?
------------------ The press is insisting that they're plastic. Posted by: junior at November 22, 2017 10:29 PM (d09oZ) 65
Grammie - You'll appreciate this, re cooking.
http://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (5OO3x) --------- Mike Hammer, I'm listening to this and loving it! She has a darling accent. And she speaks the truth. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:29 PM (UoSKV) 66
For some reasons I won't go into, tomorrow is hard for me. But it's only one day, and I'm able to make it through and it will be all right!
Out of two dinners tomorrow, the one I'm happiest about is the one at this new Oxford House I helped put together. 5 guys and their guests/ family / kids having turkey dinner together. and I'm invited too. Posted by: booknlass I know that sometimes days and remembering can be hard. The older we get, the more we sometimes seem to carry with us. Sometimes we would like to put it all down. The best friend I ever had or will likely ever have died just last year at this time from a heart attack. Remembering is hard. I hope you have a happy day tomorrow. You have not been forgotten. Vaya con Dios. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 22, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax) 67
That is a wild story. The kind that if I saw it in a movie, I'd say yeah, that could never happen in real life.
Wow. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (UoSKV) The wife was at the airport in St. Louis when the cops called her. I happened to be outside with my dogs when the youngest child (about 9) was brought home from where ever he was. He went in the house, came back out a few minutes later. Jumped on his bike and just road around and around their property. There was a male friend of maybe his grandfather out there just watching him. It was so sad. Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K) 68
I worked for six summers in canneries working with green beans.
--- we only eat fresh, or fresh frozen... no canned veggies at this house. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 10:31 PM (ep7aA) 69
MH, Thanks for a wonderful ONT!
Posted by: JTB at November 22, 2017 10:31 PM (V+03K) 70
Currently pre-heating the oven to bake my pie shell. After it's cooled, the cream cheese filler will go in, and it will spend the night in the fridge. The cherries will go on top first thing tomorrow morning.
My sister, I learned, is making *three* pies. Only one of them is pumpkin. There will be ten of us. I think we've got desert pretty well covered. Posted by: junior at November 22, 2017 10:31 PM (d09oZ) 71
On the ONT, no-one needs to think when their feet just go.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa) 72
56 I like white wine because it doesn't give me a headache.
It makes me happy, too, so there's that. Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (myWJh) I can't drink white, gives me a headache. Sulfites. Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K) 73
I was disappointed NAMBLA wasn't listed.
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx) Couldn't get the agenda to open - "document not publicly available"...Perhaps one of NAMBLA's front organisations is there: GLSEN, GLAAD, PFLAG, AFT, etc.... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E) 74
There...are...three..pies!!!
Posted by: Picard at November 22, 2017 10:34 PM (Tyii7) 75
I have a freshly opened box of cardbordeaux in the fridge, Pinot Grigio.
It's a cheap high. Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:34 PM (myWJh) 76
As God as my witness, I thought John Conyers was honest.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 22, 2017 10:35 PM (+y/Ru) 77
Thank you MisHum for all you do for us...mainly keeping us entertained and sane...sort of.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:35 PM (kufk0) 78
I happened to be outside with my dogs when the youngest child (about 9) was brought home from where ever he was. He went in the house, came back out a few minutes later. Jumped on his bike and just road around and around their property. There was a male friend of maybe his grandfather out there just watching him. It was so sad.
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K) -------- Oh my gosh. That poor little boy. I just can't even imagine for one second what he must have felt. I hope he's doing okay. I don't know how you recover from all that. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:35 PM (UoSKV) 79
Everybody have a wonderful delicious Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (88+VL) 80
262 As a nobody lurker here ( for the most part ) I just want to say that you people make me laugh a lot, worry a bit, smile countless times, and best of all assure me that those of my ilk are not alone in this wonderful country of ours. So for those things, and many others, I am thankful. Thank all of you and may you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:09 PM (VJBq9) Repost cuz I barely made it in the last thread. Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (VJBq9) 81
Oh that guy putting his foot on the scale is dead man walking.
No female juror would convict that woman if she bludgeoned her husband. Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (j35BV) Posted by: Flasback story at November 22, 2017 10:38 PM (VDQek) Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2017 10:39 PM (Oj1RP) 84
Couldn't get the agenda to open - "document not publicly available"...Perhaps one of NAMBLA's front organisations is there: GLSEN, GLAAD, PFLAG, AFT, etc....
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E) Funny way to spell pedophile Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:39 PM (3/sUh) 85
I have a freshly opened box of cardbordeaux in the fridge, Pinot Grigio.
It's a cheap high. Posted by: ALH Pinot is very young wine, with not a whole lot of flavor. I have a carboard box of Cabernet Sauvignon in the fridge, and thinking about drinking it now, and getting a big ONT buzz on. Maybe get out some of the frozen shrimp I bought and party like it's 1999. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (S6Pax) 86
The Tree of The HQ must be watered from time to time with the occasional comments of lurkers...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (e9G8E) 87
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (VJBq9)
You're somebody. We enjoy commenters and our lurkers. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (3/sUh) 88
Bacon wrapped tur-du-ken.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (BoMuO) 89
Well, just put in a low-ball bid on an ESAB DIP-PAC-250 welder from Canadian gummint surplus. Seemed to have good reviews on several welding forums. Might be a good opportunity to upgrade to a bigger MIG welder for cheap.
And it's scarcely more than an hour away from me. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (oPNmq) 90
Can't get drunk at Hometown Buffet either.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:41 PM (2K6fY) 91
You know what they say: A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.
Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R) 92
>>>In case you wanted to drop a turkey or two out of a plane. It's legal for now.
The plane wasn't that high - clearly there was no danger the turkeys could get sucked into a jet's engine. Also, would you rather live in a country where people are free to carry on this harmless tradition? This reminds me of the story about the Canadian man who was banned for life from attending hockey games simply because he continued a time honored tradition (I think also ~50 years) of throwing an octopus onto the rink. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 10:41 PM (/qEW2) 93
"Blow Me A Kiss"
What a great novelty song. Posted by: navybrat at November 22, 2017 10:42 PM (w7KSn) 94
Mil surgery is done, went well. Now for recovery...
Posted by: Usntakim at November 22, 2017 10:42 PM (pc7Zc) 95
http://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (5OO3x) --------- Mike Hammer, I'm listening to this and loving it! She has a darling accent. And she speaks the truth. Posted by: bluebell She is just adorable! Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 10:42 PM (Ix4M6) 96
Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all.
All prep work for tomorrow has been finished. Thank you to Ace and the wonderful cobs for all you do for us, your adoring Horde. My blessings have been manifest, my burdens small in the grand scheme of things so for that, I am thankful. I wish peace and happiness to all. Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (tr2D7) 97
Happy Thanksgiving booknlass,, and grammie,, and bluebell,, and the rest of yous too.
Spending it at a friends. His mom will be there. 92 What kind of gal? Still lives on the farm. Dad ( True North Old Martjn and a Mandolin on utube ) passed some years back. Anyway, got irritated the sons wouldn't buy her some cattle spring of 2016... so she bought 3 mules. Yep, named em Gary, Rick and Randy,,, after her sons. Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (RQEuo) 98
http://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (5OO3x) That was funny. Great story teller. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (3/sUh) 99
We splurged for take-away sushi for supper this evening at the Zettaibunker whilst the women made pies for tomorrow....
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (e9G8E) 100
Mil surgery is done, went well. Now for recovery...
You'll make a great MIL. You are courageous and beautiful. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (BoMuO) 101
oh Bozo Conservative, thank you for your kind words.
You understand what the anniversary of 'thanksgivings past' can bring. God be with you, as you hopefully savor the fragrance of memories of that great good friendship you experienced, and may you meet again someday! Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (9mZIr) 102
I never seem to get around to saying this but...
Mis Hum, I just want to THANK YOU for the awesome threads you put together here! You, CBD, JJ, Weirddave all have done excellent work since you all started posting here. And Happy Thanksgiving! Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (Enq6K) 103
54 Oh you can't even imagine how many ways you can get yourself fed with a wink and a smile.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4) So Catholic girls aren't the only ones who like to have fun? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (3/sUh) ++++ I thought Catholic girls were the one who needed to be coaxed? https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:45 PM (pvjTE) 104
Good night all, off to see Dad tomorrow and thankfully the nephew and niece are doing dinner. Jules is bringing pumpkin pie and butterscotch pie. YAY!
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 10:46 PM (yJ1e6) 105
I thought Catholic girls were the one who needed to be coaxed?
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:45 PM (pvjTE)Not all of 'em..... Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:47 PM (JfTed) 106
booknlass,
My SiL cannot enjoy T-Day either. Her father died on T-Day many years ago in a freak chainsaw accident. Yikes. Hope you are not her. Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2017 10:47 PM (Oj1RP) 107
stupid Italians.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:47 PM (JfTed) 108
I've had turkey fixed like that before - with bacon on it.
It was really moist and delicious. I'm not a big turkey eater, but that was pretty good as I recall. I like steak better, but it's not traditional for Thanksgiving. Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:48 PM (myWJh) 109
Can't get drunk at Hometown Buffet either.
Posted by: Kindltot Maybe you're not trying hard enough. Smuggle in a flask..... Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 22, 2017 10:50 PM (S6Pax) 110
Remember to crack a window after dinner, folks. We don't want another incident with the TF and sterno.
Good night, and happy Thanksgiving everyone. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 10:51 PM (BoMuO) 111
Happy Thanksgiving teej, Alberta Oil Peon, Misanthropic Humanitarian, bluebell, grammie, infidel, tonypete, Steve and Cold Bear, CaliGirl, Mindful Webworker, Cat Ass Trophy *HA--I just 'got' your nic!*, Mike Hammer, rickl, kindltot, Zettai, iron grampa, Miley, lin-duh, Tami, USNtakim, navybrat and et al
with love Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (9mZIr) 112
Good night Cat Ass Trophy...and right backatcha.
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (Enq6K) 113
My youngest daughter is doing Thanksgiving dinner this year as she has the past few years.. she does a good job,, she has her Mom's sausage dressing recipe down to a T - which, quite frankly is all I care about the meal.. I'll make sweet potatoes, but I am the only one who eats 'em.. so a bit of dark meat, a big helping of dressing, some sweet potatoes and a ton of gravy, and I am good to go.
So.. tonight I made a whole pan of turkey necks just for me and my wife.. OMG were they good! 3 hours in a 350 degree oven with only salt/pepper and butter.. dayumn good! For those of you who have never partaken in turkey necks.. you must some day try them.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (5tSKk) 114
Hey everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe) 115
81 Oh that guy putting his foot on the scale is dead man walking.
No female juror would convict that woman if she bludgeoned her husband. Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (j35BV) ---------- Avoirdupois defense Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (+0jcH) 116
Think I'll do beef Wellington for Christmas Eve or New Years. We do Christmas Day at my MIL's, usually ham. My husband likes the whole turkey dinner for thanksgiving so that will never change.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (kufk0) 117
Booknlass, sweetie, you take care.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (2K6fY) 118
I thought Catholic girls were the one who needed to be coaxed?
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November coaxed? they are the ones that need to be reined in. There is a reason they have confession. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (MTjB1) 119
114 Hey everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe) ---------- *peers over specs* Meh. *returns to dusty ledger* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (+0jcH) 120
Happy Thanksgiving to all you 'rons 'ronnettes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (5tSKk) 121
Happy Thanksgiving to all morons and lovely ettes!
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (gcme+) 122
I've got to go to bed, lots to do tomorrow . . .
MisHum, I am thankful for you and all you do for us, even if I can't comment on all of your many threads. Thank you. 'Rons and 'ettes, I am thankful for all of you, the ones who comment and the ones who don't. It's nice to know that there are other people who think like I do. And Ace, I doubt you're here, but for the record - thank you for the gift of the HQ. And above all, thanks be to God, for giving us life and our great country. May God continue to bless us all. Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (UoSKV) 123
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (Enq6K)
Thank you Tami, Happy TG to you and your family Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (3/sUh) 124
Thanks booknlass and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours too.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (kufk0) 125
"For some reasons I won't go into, tomorrow is hard for me. But it's only one day, and I'm able to make it through and it will be all right!
Out of two dinners tomorrow, the one I'm happiest about is the one at this new Oxford House I helped put together. 5 guys and their guests/ family / kids having turkey dinner together. and I'm invited too." Posted by: booknlass It sounds like an honor, and a memorable Thanksgiving, booknlass. Here's to hoping you'll have a blast. Posted by: fly gal at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (4AzrV) 126
and a happy Thanksgiving to you too JAS. No, I'm not suffering the same thing as your SiL. sorry to hear about her loss on the holiday.
my wonderful father is already gone, and he went early. of course you think of the ones that are gone. But it will be just fine fine fine. Because God is great, and I'm really lucky. I'm grateful to have found the HQ Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (9mZIr) 127
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (JNqRY) 128
I have many things to be thankful for. The one that struck me yesterday, was watching one of the talking news heads say the words, "President Trump". Just 13 months ago, they laughed, and now they say it while barely even flinching.
They may think that are teaching us lessons with SJW tranny this, and zhe that. It turns out, even they can be taught a thing or two. Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (tMFgx) 129
Night booknlass!
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (Enq6K) 130
Cicero,
Ha! Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (j35BV) Posted by: chopped liver at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (ep7aA) 132
From the last thread:
We're hosting 3/4 of our family, and this is wife of a little over one years first time meeting most of my family. (We live half a nation away from them). Being of Italian descent, she has let her inner Dago freak flag fly creating Italian food for the feast, which of course includes all the traditional stuff. Beef and Sausage Braciole, Beef and Sausage lasagna, Antipasto, Zuppa Toscana soup, Minestrone and Pasta Fagiole. Folks had better be hungry and take go bags as this volume of food is insane. 2 refrigerators are already full. Posted by: Side draft at November 22, 2017 09:42 PM (BgC3U) ------- Wifey is now concerned that we "only" have 5 dessert choices. A subtle suggestion that I should get ready to go to Publix for more stuff. We are hosting 15 people, not an Army Batallion. I hope y'all have a great Thanksgiving! Posted by: Side draft4t at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (BgC3U) 133
>>>>I thought Catholic girls were the one who needed to be coaxed?
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at Novembe I'll see your Billy Joel and raise you a Frank Zappa https://youtu.be/YMdhWRO4-dQ Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (3/sUh) 134
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, horde!
I've been low-carbing it for a month and have lost 8 lbs. I don't want to blow it too badly tomorrow because I've worked too hard to lose that weight - but man, the thought of sweet potatoes and stuffing and pie.... Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 10:58 PM (P8951) 135
47,
"I was disappointed NAMBLA wasn't listed." Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx) There's the "public" private secret meeting, and then there's the very private secret meeting for the elect. Posted by: geoffb at November 22, 2017 10:58 PM (zOpu5) 136
I am thankful to still be alive and in a lot better shape than I could be at this age. Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH) 137
Night all! Happy T-day everyone and don't forget to set your scale back 10 lbs tomorrow.
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2017 11:00 PM (tbOMB) 139
136 I am thankful to still be alive and in a lot better shape than I could be at this age. Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH) *clink* Bravo. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 11:00 PM (+0jcH) 140
136 I am thankful to still be alive and in a lot better shape than I could be at this age. Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH) Happy 19th Birthday! Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (ANIFC) 141
Happy birthday Ruthless!
My sister's birthday is tomorrow. The big 60. Time flies, I'm thankful for everything I have in my life...the good and the bad. It's what keeps me going. Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (j35BV) 142
Happy Birthday ruthless!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (kufk0) 143
Happy 29th, Ruthless!
Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (sdi6R) 144
And yes, thanks to ace and all the cobs who work to keep the horde entertained and informed!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (P8951) Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:02 PM (9mZIr) 146
Thankful for Breasts ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398279102091280 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398359301378052 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398442172407810 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398540403044354 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398643926761473 Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2017 11:02 PM (eh0Va) 147
Happy birthday, Ruthless!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951) 148
I don't even know you guys -- nobody pointed out they had been told there would be no math.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 11:03 PM (4rnDH) 149
134 Have a Happy Thanksgiving, horde!
I've been low-carbing it for a month and have lost 8 lbs. I don't want to blow it too badly tomorrow because I've worked too hard to lose that weight - but man, the thought of sweet potatoes and stuffing and pie.... Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 10:58 PM (P895 Haven't you heard? Tomorrow is no calorie Thursday. You're good Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:03 PM (3/sUh) 150
More Thankful for Breasts ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398728114831361 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398805348864000 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398898953113605 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933399006616702981 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933399088372076560 Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2017 11:03 PM (eh0Va) 151
fly gal, thanks for putting it that way. I don't know if it's supposed to be an honor, but it feels like a real blessed thing. I'm just gonna smile every time I think about the people here.
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (9mZIr) 152
Repost cuz I barely made it in the last thread.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:37 \ Glad you made it. Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (yJ1e6) 153
@111- booknlass
Show off. And trust me, it's worth the trouble of typing true north old Martin and a Mandolin in the search box at utube. Worthy of being put up on an ont post even. As are a number of their songs - hint hint. Of course, it's just old guy, singer/songwriter stuff... a lot of it anyway. And weak lyrics at that. Daddy made it through the big one Home in forty five A photograph of momma Is what he swore kept him alive A purple heart and an old guitar Given by a dyin' friend Daddy promised him he'd play it If he made it to the end Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (RQEuo) 154
More Jeanne Robertson humor : http://tinyurl.com/ycqbozln
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:05 PM (nBBdT) 155
bluebell, bless you and yours.
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:05 PM (9mZIr) 156
California Legislature to go Full Soviet Commune
An initiative proposal in California would, if it were to be verified for the ballot and pass, abolish the direct election of members of the state Assembly and state Senate, to replace them with delegates from "working committees". http://politicalhat.com/?p=14123 Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2017 11:06 PM (itfg0) 157
An Example of White Privilege
Adam Carolla explains all the breaks in life he got simply because of the mystical power of Whiteness that controls all of society! http://politicalhat.com/?p=14039 Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2017 11:06 PM (itfg0) 158
>>>Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (9mZIr)
Thank you, booknlass. I wish you all the best. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 11:07 PM (/qEW2) 159
You know what we should all be thankful for? That we're not sour-faced SJW's who will be crabbing about how it should be "Indigenous People Day" and about Trump and fussing if the turkey isn't tofu and the veggies aren't organic - and who won't feel one ounce of gratitude.
What a miserable existence they have. Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 11:08 PM (P8951) 160
Adam Carolla explains all the breaks in life he got simply because of the mystical power of Whiteness that controls all of society!
------------ You never go full Kimmel. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 11:08 PM (+0jcH) 161
I've been low-carbing it for a month and have lost 8 lbs. I don't want to blow it too badly tomorrow
------------- Look at it this way, you probably couldn't eat more than two or three pounds of food if you had to. It isn't possible to gain more weight than what you consume. In point of fact, probably not half of what you eat can be converted to body mass. So, max damage couldn't be more than a pound or so. That's my story, and I'm going with it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (nBBdT) 162
140 136 I am thankful to still be alive and in a lot better shape than I could be at this age. Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH) Happy 19th Birthday! Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (ANIFC) Wait, what am I talking about? 7 PLUS 11 is 19. God love ya! Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (ANIFC) 163
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (RQEuo)
drop me a line at petmorons at g mail about some of that music. Maybe some history as well. The Musical Interlude is usually a tidbit of history with a video Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh) Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:10 PM (RQEuo) 165
. Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless -------------- *sidles off Ruthless's lawn* Happy Birthday! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:11 PM (nBBdT) 166
aw, teej, I've got a keyboard, so it's much easier for me to type all those names.
those lyrics are great. 'a purple heart and an old guitar' I've got it playing now. it's your band innit. Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:11 PM (9mZIr) 167
Wait, what am I talking about? 7 PLUS 11 is 19. God love ya!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (ANIFC) Stand up Chuck Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:11 PM (3/sUh) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe) 169
Happy birthday, Ruthless! and Many Happy Returns of the day
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:13 PM (9mZIr) 170
MH should get some kind of special award for digging up the Martin-Lewis song. I'd... never heard that before. Truly Moron level, those guys, that song.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's this about below me? at November 22, 2017 11:14 PM (NU2/k) 171
Gotta share:
I was watching the TV Land original series "Teachers" last night. Anyway, I think at least one of the writers is a bit of a secret moron. There was a scene where a young student catches his female teacher smoking, in her car. When the student calls her on it, she denies it even though it was obvious she's guilty. "I wasn't smoking!" The kid replies, "sure you were! I saw you. Now I know both my heroes smoke! You, and Obama!" Anyway, I thought it was a cute jab. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe) 172
There were some wild turkey's by my house today (a dozen or so, do turkeys have "Flocks" or some other noun of abundance?). I asked one of the young Strangeporks to go grab a couple for us to eat tomorrow. She didn't want to, don't know why. We could have had a family bonding experience prepping them for the Kamado cooker.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 22, 2017 11:16 PM (9asJl) 173
howdy all....i'm exhausted....how is everyone tonight?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 22, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62) 174
I've found it -- a link to a site with the pic of "Turkey Girl"! https://preview.tinyurl.com/397nqsa Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 11:20 PM (e9G8E) 175
I'll see what I can do Mis Hum.
Not much on history. Gary and his brothers' band had a recording contract with MCA a looong time ago. One album done and working on a second when president calls him into office. "We're gonna add some steel guitar and fiddle to the first so we can put it in a country slot and get it out there." Umm, no you're not. Band broke up. Gary went back to school and is now a doctor. You see, while Music is the Doctor,,, in our trio, the doctor is the music. Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (RQEuo) 176
Dear Santa:
I've been good this year, for certain values of 'good.' Please bring me my own armoured train, my own aidoru studio, and a mechanized division of zombie Mongols. Thank you in advance for your compliance, - Palpy Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Gnhoc) 177
Strangepork - ha, I had maybe 30 turkeys across the street from my house this morning. Felt my trigger finger twitching uncontrollably for a minute.
Fortunately, I already had 2 turkey breasts soaking in brine. I'm doing most of the cooking tonight so I can babysit the smoker tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde! Posted by: PabloD at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (8C8DF) 178
I'm grateful that I get to go over to Mom's for a traditional dinner tomorrow night. In exchange for clean-up, dishes and storage, I get a pile of leftovers that will last me through the weekend.
I'll re-post The Prayer List tomorrow. Not sure when, yet. I wish everyone a great day with friends and family. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Ckg4U) 179
Mike Hammer, Please give a little warning with links like that comedienne. Fortunately, Mrs. JTB and I weren't eating or drinking at the time or the results could have been horrid.
This is one of those bits where every time you think of it you start to laugh. We'll have to check out her other videos when we get a chance (and aren't drinking anything). Posted by: JTB at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (V+03K) 180
I think it's a parody of Martin and Lewis
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa) 181
Couldn't get the agenda to open - "document not
publicly available"...Perhaps one of NAMBLA's front organisations is there: GLSEN, GLAAD, PFLAG, AFT, etc.... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM --- Try the link below; it's from an insane conspiracy site, but the scribid link is in the first post; http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3699608/pg1 Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (aT+Bx) 182
What are you going to do with the zombie Mongols, Palp?
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (myWJh) 183
You see, while Music is the Doctor,,, in our trio, the doctor is the music.
Posted by: teej i'm just gonna leave this here. Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:23 PM (9mZIr) 184
Nite all. Jules has the pies ready for tomorrow. Pumpkin and Butterscotch! That rocks.
Have a great holiday tomorrow good people. T Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:24 PM (yJ1e6) 185
hellO Tickled! happy thanksgiving eve!
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:24 PM (9mZIr) 186
180 I think it's a parody of Martin and Lewis
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa) From the Bob & Tom Show, i thought that would show up on the video. Oops Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:24 PM (3/sUh) 187
goodnight dear Farmer
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:25 PM (9mZIr) 188
Democrat agenda in SUPER SECRET secret meeting:
Cucking 101 Sky Screaming: Our Most Rational Action Men in Girl's Bathrooms: The Constitution Guarantees It Separation of Church and State, Yes,! Mosque and State, No! Guns: Why they must be banned NOW while Pedophiles Roam Free How Hillary Won the Popular Illegal Alien and Dead Person Vote Murdered Baby Parts: Side Hustle Income Opportunities Rule By Blacks: Why Everyone Is Trying to Get Into Africa Crime: It's Only A Crime When White Conservatives Do It Seth Rich: Why He Had It Coming Uranium One: Non-issue, Let's Move On, Nothing to See Here Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Kathy Griffen's Beauty tips Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:25 PM (aT+Bx) 189
Dogs fed their evening buttermilk and meat and have been put up. Max and Aida are recovering nicely from their surgeries. Dot and Dutchess went to the vet today. Dot was diagnosed with a bladder infection and Dutchess had an epileptic seizure just getting into the car, poor thing. Delilah is now in season (at 26 months, her first) and therefore a house guest for the next month. Just another leisurely day at Schloss Hadrian. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2017 11:25 PM (ZnF4r) 190
Thanks, "Vyx"! That one worked -- perusing it now...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 11:26 PM (e9G8E) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 11:26 PM (+0jcH) 192
im thankful for q-anon gracing us with the mother of a conspiracies. even if only 10% is true, Trump will be TGE.
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 11:27 PM (g4lFK) 193
Thanks, "Vyx"! That one worked -- perusing it now...
-- No problem. I paid close attention to the guests, and wondered "How may of those organizations are actually fronts for the Communist Party?" They all sounded Commie to me. Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:27 PM (aT+Bx) 194
booknlass, the front man in that band is the front man in my trio.
I was fortunate to sit in for the drummer twice when he couldn't be there. Played with Gary for four years back in the 90's, same trio as now. Try True North Live at Liberty Hall for the next one. Great tune and you can see Gary. Wish I knew how to get ahold of you, I'd point you to one where you could see me. On the other hand, monitors and keyboards are expensive. Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:27 PM (RQEuo) 195
I worked in a pickle factory as a teen. My job was to remove anything that was not a cucumber as it came out of the brine tank. Chunks of wood, insects, occasional frog and snake...
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (EK6pT) 196
Mitch McConnell speaks: http://bit.ly/2hIYYYC
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (6FqZa) 197
Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless -------------- *sidles off Ruthless's lawn* Happy Birthday! Have a Happy one! T Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (yJ1e6) 198
I am thankful to still be alive and in a lot better
shape than I could be at this age. Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really. Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH) Many happy returns on your birthday, and enjoy T-Day tomorrow, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 11:30 PM (oPNmq) 199
osted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
I thought, Damn, politics on night like tonight. But..... I was wrong!!! Science baby!!!! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:30 PM (3/sUh) 200
182. What CAN'T you do with an army of Mongol zombies?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:31 PM (ERtnu) 201
195 I worked in a pickle factory as a teen. My job was to remove anything that was not a cucumber as it came out of the brine tank. Chunks of wood, insects, occasional frog and snake...
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (EK6pT) ------ I spent a summer filleting salmon in Alaska, just outside of Delacroix. *hic* Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at November 22, 2017 11:31 PM (+0jcH) 202
I am thankful I sold today (for a pittance) an albatross that's been around my neck for quite a while (it was just a big, heavy "white elephant"). I'm thankful that after having my shoulder and much of my spine customized, I have less pain than I used too. I have an intact nuclear family, that's nice (and very white privileged!). I have some real, live, meatspace friends. And I have The HQ and my pretend intarwebz friends, thank you regular commenters and Ace and the Cobs. Life has been pretty OK lately for me. For those having hard times I pray for better times, God's Will Be Done. All of you fine folks have a nice Thanksgiving!
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 22, 2017 11:32 PM (9asJl) 203
teej, I was wondering about that...since you said you were going to dinner tomorrow with a lady whose sons were named Gary, and you've mentioned him, I was thinking there was a connection.
so cool. I'm going to leave my email in my nic for you here. Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:32 PM (9mZIr) 204
Tomorrow will be bourbonlicious.
Posted by: The Boubon Hat at November 22, 2017 11:32 PM (itfg0) 205
This is one of those bits where every time you think of it you start to laugh. We'll have to check out her other videos when we get a chance (and aren't drinking anything).
Posted by: JTB ---------- They are all good. Easy to forget that humor can be clean. The Rafting Baptists is my favorite. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:33 PM (nBBdT) 206
goodnight dear Farmer
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:25 And to you to booknlass. Let's hope it warms up here in IL. Be well and have a happy Turkey day. Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:34 PM (yJ1e6) 207
176 Dear Santa:
I've been good this year, for certain values of 'good.' Please bring me my own armoured train, my own aidoru studio, and a mechanized division of zombie Mongols. Thank you in advance for your compliance, - Palpy Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Gnhoc) May want to rethink that word compliance. Posted by: Santa at November 22, 2017 11:36 PM (g4lFK) 208
"Indigenous People Day"
Happily my parents (no family lived near us) when I was growing up just focused on a full on food celebration for T day. So my memories are only happy. Feel kinda bad for people that grew up in a SJW version of it improved like an Ivan Reitman movie. So tomorrow I will be thankful I grew up more like Beaver Cleaver than whatever they push now. Posted by: X-ray at November 22, 2017 11:36 PM (VDQek) 209
Battery in the yellow.
Thanks booknlass. Shortly. The rest of you have a great day tomorrow. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ruthless!!! Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:37 PM (RQEuo) 210
I assume Mongol Zombies catapult themselves over your walls to infect you AND fight you at the same time.
Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 22, 2017 11:38 PM (tMFgx) 211
im thankful for q-anon gracing us with the mother of a conspiracies. even if only 10% is true, Trump will be TGE. -- The Q Anon stuff is spreading. The other day I ran across an entire video on it. The info is getting out there. Which makes me think that Sessions is somehow part of his plan, since he's smart enough not to just Session sit there and sleep. Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:38 PM (aT+Bx) 212
207. Gimme that train and them Mongols, and I'll settle the matter of the wording of my request.
Look - I haven't killed anyone this year, nor even maimed anyone - those deserving the former or the latter excluded, of course. What more can anyone ask? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:39 PM (ERtnu) 213
176 Dear Santa:
I've been good this year, for certain values of 'good.' Please bring me my own armoured train, my own aidoru studio, and a mechanized division of zombie Mongols. Thank you in advance for your compliance, - Palpy Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Gnhoc) So you already have a helicopter? Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2017 11:40 PM (sdi6R) 214
Look - I haven't killed anyone this year, nor even
maimed anyone - those deserving the former or the latter excluded, of course. What more can anyone ask? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:39 PM (ERtnu) Bun-bun asked the same thing. And we all know how that turned out. Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 11:41 PM (2K6fY) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2017 11:41 PM (l9m7l) 216
Is that picture at the top of your post Al Franken? He's certainly a turkey that's almost toast. And since he's also a pig, shouldn't one of those apples be in his mouth?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 22, 2017 11:42 PM (Sda6L) Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:42 PM (myWJh) 218
Every night before I go to sleep, I wonder (and express thanks) at the fact that I am sheltered, safe, warm, and well fed. There is nothing that I have done which warrants such circumstances.
I would like to say that I have worked for it, etc., etc., but in point of fact, none of that accounts for it. Never, ever, pass up an opportunity to help others. It may well be the reason that you are here, and in the circumstances that you are in. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:43 PM (nBBdT) 219
17 Dear Santa,
I can explain. I was just having fun! Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:42 PM (myWJh) Girls just wanna have fun Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:44 PM (3/sUh) 220
Meanwhile... in Japan...
Your 2D waifus don't have to be 2D anymore... Vinclu Inc, those responsible for the "Gatebox" (a device that provides a virtual 3D character to help users perform everyday tasks), have announced the opening of their "dimension-traveling station", which accepts marriage registrations with fictional characters - finally allowing otaku to be one with their waifu. Fair warning, ads at link are NSFW http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4ed2qx Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 22, 2017 11:46 PM (itfg0) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:48 PM (myWJh) 223
Look - I haven't killed anyone this year, nor even
maimed anyone - those deserving the former or the latter excluded, of course. What more can anyone ask? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:39 PM (ERtnu) Your tzompantli does look a bit neglected. Posted by: up ahead at November 22, 2017 11:48 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: The Paulo at November 22, 2017 11:48 PM (VDQek) 225
As a nobody lurker here ( for the most part ) I just want to say that you people make me laugh a lot, worry a bit, smile countless times, and best of all assure me that those of my ilk are not alone in this wonderful country of ours. So for those things, and many others, I am thankful. Thank all of you and may you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:09 PM (VJBq9) This exactly expresses my feelings, also. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who give me lots of laughs and keeps me sane in this crazy world. Posted by: arieswoman at November 22, 2017 11:49 PM (fwWWI) 226
I'm thankful for kbdabear's compliance pics. You are a great American!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 11:50 PM (NWiLs) 227
Tomorrow, after the guests go home, I'm going to put up the Thanksgiving Decor, in preparation for breaking out the Mother of all Decor - Christmas.
And, the Christmas Movie Watching Season begins. First up will be Bad Santa. Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:50 PM (myWJh) 228
Dear Santa...
Although things I have done this year were not necessarily in compliance with Legal Standards... James Comey said I'm OK... because I didn't mean to be bad... Thank you... Don Q. Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (NgKpN) 229
This Ron Kain (?) guy, who wrote the WaPo op-ed piece panicking over the Trump judicial appointments, tweeted the link. And he used >alot
A lot is two words, you dumb motherfucker. The Post should fire your ass, based on that alone. Posted by: Shopgirl #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (C8sF1) 230
Kurt Eichenwald is going to have fun explaining to his spouse how come she's now a co-wife, with Mihoshi Kuramitsu.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (6FqZa) 231
Don't have time to watch the entire episode?
I might have to after being reminded how hot Bailey was. Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2017 11:52 PM (Sv2/X) 232
TGE?
Truly gay environment? Did not have the desire to search further. Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM (xFZUI) 233
Eat Spam alot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l) 234
230 Kurt Eichenwald is going to have fun explaining to his spouse how come she's now a co-wife, with Mihoshi Kuramitsu.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (6FqZa) As long as its not Kobiashi Maru... Because everyone knows, that is a no win situation... Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (NgKpN) 235
Dear Santa... Although things I have done this year were not necessarily in compliance with Legal Standards... James Comey said I'm OK... because I didn't mean to be bad... Thank you... Don Q. Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (NgKpN) Psssst no intent. Posted by: Don Q's Lawyer at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (VDQek) 236
So you already have a helicopter?
Posted by: rickl And he practices with turkeys. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l) *nods approvingly* Posted by: Zombie Augusto Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (itfg0) 237
teej! Here before 4am!
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:55 PM (C8sF1) 238
235
Dear Santa... Although things I have done this year were not necessarily in compliance with Legal Standards... James Comey said I'm OK... because I didn't mean to be bad... Thank you... Don Q. Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (NgKpN) Psssst no intent. Posted by: Don Q's Lawyer at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (VDQek) and besides.... SHE started it... /tries to look innocent... Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:55 PM (NgKpN) 239
220 Meanwhile... in Japan...
Your 2D waifus don't have to be 2D anymore... Vinclu Inc, those responsible for the "Gatebox" (a device that provides a virtual 3D character to help users perform everyday tasks), have announced the opening of their "dimension-traveling station", which accepts marriage registrations with fictional characters - finally allowing otaku to be one with their waifu. Fair warning, ads at link are NSFW http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4ed2qx That's so very sad. Not something I would ever do but I understand the loneliness. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 11:56 PM (NWiLs) 240
233 Eat Spam alot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM Awwww... Baiting me? Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:57 PM (C8sF1) 241
240 233 Eat Spam alot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM Awwww... Baiting me? Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:57 PM (C8sF1) He's a master. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 11:58 PM (NWiLs) 242
Tomato - Fruit
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 22, 2017 11:59 PM (2DOZq) 243
Spamalot? Just down the road from Camelot. It is a silly place; nobody goes there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 11:59 PM (oPNmq) 244
A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:00 AM (IqV8l) 245
And I am going to go to bed. Can scarcely keep my eyes open. Happy Thanksgiving, Morons and 'Ettes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2017 12:02 AM (oPNmq) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 23, 2017 12:03 AM (Ckg4U) 247
An initiative proposal in California would, if it were to be verified for the ballot and pass, abolish the direct election of members of the state Assembly and state Senate, to replace them with delegates from "working committees".
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14123 Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2017 11:06 PM (itfg0) ======== One odd bit "Sec. 3. (a) The neighborhood representatives from each Assembly and Senate District shall convene in each respective District at noon on the first Monday in December of each even-numbered year for the purpose of choosing which neighborhood representative will serve in the Working Committees of each house." ---- So how does that work? Is it like a conclave where the Roman Catholic cardinals have to select a new Pope? Doesn't that have the potential to get rather messy and drawn out? It does sound like a clusterf*ck. Although regarding At first this would seem to be more "democratic" in a Leftist view in that one couldn't directly "buy" a legislator, I can resonate with that sentiment. I've often thought in exasperation, maybe the country should vote on certain bills by referendum, since even the CoC and George Soros can't bribe us all. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 12:04 AM (/qEW2) 248
sleep well, AOP, and happy HQ thanksgiving
Posted by: booknlass at November 23, 2017 12:04 AM (9mZIr) 249
You will survive the day, booknlass. Hugs and prayers for you. My bff hates the holiday season. She had 3 sons. One did himself in, the other disowned her and has one left that cares. I am so thankful for the horde!
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:05 AM (Ix4M6) 250
LOL.... as some here know, I moved back to my home town a few years ago to take care of Mom...
Well... I do internet dating... and just got back from a first meet situation with one of the Cheerleaders from my old High School... who would not have a damn thing to do with me in High School... LOL... She's still smoking Hawt.... and looks like we'll be going out again this weekend... Revenge... of the Nerd... Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2017 12:05 AM (NgKpN) 251
Girls just wanna have fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Yabutt... there's nosuch thing as a little bit pregnant. Posted by: e at November 23, 2017 12:06 AM (xhgnb) 252
Although regarding At first this would seem to be more "democratic" in a Leftist view in that one couldn't directly "buy" a legislator, I can resonate with that sentiment. I've often thought in exasperation, maybe the country should vote on certain bills by referendum, since even the CoC and George Soros can't bribe us all. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 12:04 AM (/qEW2) No... they just buy off the Courts, and the sitting politicians, who have to SUPPORT what the people voted on... Like... oh... the Death Penalty or Gay Marriage... in California... Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (NgKpN) 253
yay Don Q.!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (6FqZa) 254
Good night, horde!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (P8951) 255
156, "California Legislature to go Full Soviet Commune
An initiative proposal in California would, if it were to be verified for the ballot and pass, abolish the direct election of members of the state Assembly and state Senate, to replace them with delegates from "working committees"." Wouldn't this violate Article IV section 4 of the Constitution.The guarantee of a Republican form of government for each State. Posted by: geoffb at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (zOpu5) 256
good night Slapweasel. me too, nite all.
Posted by: booknlass at November 23, 2017 12:08 AM (9mZIr) 257
Wouldn't this violate Article IV section 4 of the Constitution.The guarantee of a Republican form of government for each State.
Posted by: geoffb at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (zOpu5) come on... that Constitution thing is Sooooo Last Millenium! Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at November 23, 2017 12:09 AM (NgKpN) 258
The neighborhood representatives from each Assembly and Senate District shall convene in each respective District at noon on the first Monday in December of each even-numbered year At the crossroads at midnight under a full noon. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l) 259
Good on ya, Don Q.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:09 AM (Ix4M6) 260
thank you infidel. you're right. I'll survive, and we'll talk it over tomorrow night, or the next.
sleep well, and hug that bff next chance you get. Posted by: booknlass at November 23, 2017 12:10 AM (9mZIr) 261
Wouldn't this violate Article IV section 4 of the Constitution.The guarantee of a Republican form of government for each State.
-- I say no. Not at all. As it is written, so shall it be done! Posted by: Judge King Rameses of the 9th Circuit Court at November 23, 2017 12:10 AM (aT+Bx) 262
>>>Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless<<< Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast! Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP) 263
to replace them with delegates
from "working committees"." And we all know the types who would enjoy being part of "People's Working Committees" Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (tIhIY) 264
At the top of every syllabus for every course I have ever taught:
Class motto: A lot is two words. Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (C8sF1) 265
you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast!
Posted by: Fritz at Novembe so what is an adult beverage around here anyway, Tres Equis? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (MTjB1) 266
>>>Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast! Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP) How you doin'... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you? Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (itfg0) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l) 268
I will booknlass. I may even go over in the am with a bottle of irish creme and tell her to have the coffee ready!
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (Ix4M6) 269
Evening Horde of The Thankful......(Ol Abes on Rushmore for a reason)......
Hot tub worthy quote MisH......Excellent. On the day of Thanksgiving, remember y'all that the USA is still the Beacon that the rest of world strives to emulate It's the WHY we're under constant assault. Freedom resonates in a Person's SOUL.........sadly, so do other urges. And yet, FREEDOM still reigns. In fact, take a look around the World.....more Folks enjoy more Freedom Today......than ever before. I reckon most of the Horde of Awesome behave in a manner that epitomizes what Freedom (Responsible, Reasonable, Rational, Etc) represents in y'alls everyday lives. Just so y'all know....Freedom is contagious.....HA!........ The point is simple, we live in an Era of FREEDOM........unprecedented really. Y'all wanna give Thanks today.......give Thanks and realize how truly BLESSED we really, truly are. Bless The Horde of Bountiful......Y'all Deserve It. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (HVt0H) 270
Wouldn't this violate Article IV section 4 of the Constitution.The guarantee of a Republican form of government for each State.
Yep. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 12:15 AM (ep7aA) 272
Happy Birthday Ruthless!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 23, 2017 12:17 AM (mMeIQ) 273
So how does that work? Is it like a conclave where the Roman Catholic cardinals have to select a new Pope? Doesn't that have the potential to get rather messy and drawn out? It does sound like a clusterf*ck.
What?!?!?!?! Release black or white smoke into the precious breath of Mother Gaia????? Burn, heretic!!!! Posted by: Kalifornicating Kardinals at November 23, 2017 12:17 AM (AoK0a) 274
Wouldn't this violate Article IV section 4 of the Constitution.The guarantee of a Republican form of government for each State.
Yep. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (IcT7t) Build the Wall, (lets just cut off CA altogether.) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (Ix4M6) 275
I've been appointed Cul-de-Sac Corporal by Sacramento! I will now go up against several other Corner officers and a Hydrant Sergeant and hope to be promoted to Block Captain in time.
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (pszv/) 276
Well... I, for one, welcome our new working committee overlords!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (e9G8E) 277
And oh Ruthless.....you are really 29
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (mMeIQ) 278
So how does that work? Is it like a conclave where the Roman Catholic cardinals have to select a new Pope? Doesn't that have the potential to get rather messy and drawn out? It does sound like a clusterf*ck.
What?!?!?!?! Release black or white smoke into the precious breath of Mother Gaia????? Burn, heretic!!!! Posted by: Kalifornicating Kardinals at November 23, 2017 12:17 AM (AoK0a) Relax, the smoke is from some chronic weed... Posted by: Damned Dirty Hippie at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (itfg0) 279
It's Pepe le Pew doinking an alley cat
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 23, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa) 280
262 >>>Today is my birthday. I have just turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast! Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP Happy BD I don't have enough toes to figure out the age thingy though Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 12:19 AM (3/sUh) 281
so, a few days ago I heard a song that sounded like Zepplin.
never found out who it was, which made me sad. today I followed a blind link on Drudge, and accidentally found the band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:21 AM (aT+Bx) 282
Cheers, and Happy Birthday Ruthless.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:21 AM (Ix4M6) 283
Now, onto more mundane matters......
Anyone else think that the QuickSilver scenes in X-Men: Days of the future past and X-Men: Apocalypse....... ARE FUCKIN OUTSTANDINGLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!! I enjoyed those scenes IMMENSELY. MARVELOUS (pun intended)Movie Makin at its FINEST. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 12:22 AM (HVt0H) 284
Is there a Cob around?
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:22 AM (C8sF1) 285
Times are hard... Gazinta's are harder!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 12:23 AM (e9G8E) 286
MisHum?
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:23 AM (C8sF1) 287
Vyx, lead singer sounds similar to Buck Cherry. Too young though.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:24 AM (Ix4M6) 288
Format query!
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:25 AM (C8sF1) 289
So WDS, my formal wear is all packed away somewhere, is blacktie optional?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:27 AM (MTjB1) 290
Vyx, lead singer sounds similar to Buck Cherry. Too young though. -- To me, there are moment where he sounds like Robert Plant. They're from Frankenmuth, MI. "German Tourist Trap." Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:27 AM (aT+Bx) 291
kek:
twitter.com/theperfectRu/status/933425338326986752 I know where I'm getting coffee next time I'm at 29th and Larimer Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 23, 2017 12:27 AM (6FqZa) 292
284 Is there a Cob around?
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:22 AM (C8sF1) Yeah, whats up petmorons at gmail Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 12:28 AM (3/sUh) 293
263,
" to replace them with delegates from "working committees"." And we all know the types who would enjoy being part of "People's Working Committees"" "Those who take up the vocation of politics, as Max Weber insisted, first must have an extraordinary amount of free time. " Anyone who works for a living, or who has responsibilities which can't be shirked for hours of meetings picking delegates would not have any representation. But then that is the idea and ideal wanted. Posted by: geoffb at November 23, 2017 12:29 AM (zOpu5) 294
As a long time lurker (and occasional poster) I just want to say thanks to the Macedonian Content Farmers who keep these Grey Boxes filled with syntax.
Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2017 12:30 AM (RGE/R) 295
Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're
hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast! Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP) --- How do you do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBDNjuazoUY Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 12:30 AM (ep7aA) 296
Is there a Cob around?
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November Yeah, third picture from the top. either some kind of cob on cob thing or cannibalism. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:30 AM (MTjB1) 297
*looks around sadly, then leaves*
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:31 AM (C8sF1) 298
today I followed a blind link on Drudge, and accidentally found the band.
I was expecting a link to "Kingdom Come", whose singer sounded really close to Plant, even though he claimed he'd never even heard any Led Zep before they started recording. So, pleasant surprise. Also, your video gave me a link to this: https://youtu.be/_i1T61VnFRU Worth it if you can stick with it through the shaky cam and crappy audio. You'll know when the moment arrives. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:34 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: The K-Hat at November 23, 2017 12:34 AM (itfg0) 300
Man I wanted to buy that guitar I played today, a 2008 Martin HD-7 Roger McGuinn
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 23, 2017 12:34 AM (U6f54) 301
So, Drudge has a headline up "Police: Prostitution ring run out of senior living facility." Does that mean they were hqed there or they were forced out?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:35 AM (MTjB1) 302
Rickl, you getting enough food donations? Not following comments that closely, so likely missed updates.
Did my two bits a few minutes ago. That's out of character for me, so appreciate it more :-) Posted by: Kevin C at November 23, 2017 12:35 AM (oe5aj) 303
*looks around sadly, then leaves*
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November would "molts" or "sheds" be more appropriate? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1) 304
The other day there was talk about Melania and Barron not getting into the spirit of pardoning the turkey (the bird not Obama).
I'm at the DM, "Flotus gets festive", she and Barron don't look down or *rolls eyes*. BTW, she and the boy look quite comfortable. Good pastry shots too. Hail to the Chief and his family. Posted by: gNewt at November 23, 2017 12:37 AM (rxtQa) 305
You know this Colorado is very dry. Got a good night's sleep the other night, solid eight hours, and when I woke up my lips were as dry and chapped as what's her name's after working a double at a glory hole at the bunny ranch on a fight night in Vegas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1) 306
You know this Colorado is very dry. Got a good night's sleep the other night, solid eight hours, and when I woke up my lips were as dry and chapped as what's her name's after working a double at a glory hole at the bunny ranch on a fight night in Vegas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1) That's not a her... Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November 23, 2017 12:40 AM (itfg0) 307
>>Man I wanted to buy that guitar I played today, a 2008 Martin HD-7 Roger McGuinn
What body size is that? Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2017 12:41 AM (RGE/R) 308
Carmex, blistex and lotion for hands and face. It is very dry. Especially in winter with forced air and wood heat. Summer with a swamp cooler is not so bad.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:41 AM (Ix4M6) 309
Carmex, blistex and lotion for hands and face. It is very dry. Especially in winter with forced air and wood heat. Summer with a swamp cooler is not so bad.
Posted by: Infidel at November Thanks, I have made carmex a staple of my every day pocket loadout. Not complaining, just surprised. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:44 AM (MTjB1) 310
So, Drudge has a headline up "Police: Prostitution ring run out of
senior living facility." Does that mean they were hqed there or they were forced out? -- I believe that's what they call clickbait. Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (aT+Bx) 311
Was going to bring pie to the feast tomorrow, but my sis texted that (as always) my Bil bout 3 pies on the last shopping go round.
Sew ... a needle pulling thread ... Tomorrow we go and enjoy ... Then Friday it's back to the books. 3 more chapters plus assignments due before Dec 1. Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (AoK0a) 312
That's not a her...
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November well, I suppose I should complain that I did not get what was promised but I would be lying if I said the service was not satisfactory. What you don't know can't hurt you? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1) 313
Bag balm and burt's bees are good for severe dryness too. Not a native?
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:47 AM (Ix4M6) 314
No... they just buy off the Courts, and the sitting politicians, who have to SUPPORT what the people voted on...
Like... oh... the Death Penalty or Gay Marriage... in California... Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (NgKpN) ======== Hah, I forgot about Prop 8, and I donated to it (though I don't live in CA). Yes, sodomite Walker overturned the referendum and then it just got dropped on the floor. Back to the drawing board. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 12:48 AM (/qEW2) 315
Was going to bring pie to the feast tomorrow, but my sis texted that (as always) my Bil bout 3 pies on the last shopping go round.
Sew ... a needle pulling thread ... Tomorrow we go and enjoy ... Then Friday it's back to the books. 3 more chapters plus assignments due before Dec 1. Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November Well you should buy the pies anyway then accidentally bump his pies on the floor and step on them. Then you save the day with your spare pies. Where were you going to get pies now anyway? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:48 AM (MTjB1) 316
Bag balm and burt's bees are good for severe dryness too. Not a native?
Posted by: Infidel at November Nope. Just showed up and got rolled by Colorado. Lots of time in cold weather. Lots of time skiing but not for weeks at a time in Colorado weather. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:49 AM (MTjB1) 317
well, I suppose I should complain that I did not get what was promised but I would be lying if I said the service was not satisfactory. What you don't know can't hurt you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1) Sure, go with that... Posted by: Herpes simplex at November 23, 2017 12:50 AM (itfg0) 318
Wait, bag balm? My nuts are going to get dry too?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:50 AM (MTjB1) 319
Have fun. Whereabouts? East slope I am assuming.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:50 AM (Ix4M6) 320
Have fun. Whereabouts? East slope I am assuming.
Posted by: Infidel at November We are in Westminster. Where are you? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:51 AM (MTjB1) 321
Bag balm and burt's bees are good for severe dryness too. The bee bags are so tiny it doesn't take much balm. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:52 AM (IqV8l) 322
You know the WKRP Thanksgiving show, especially the clip MisHum posted really is very good. Everyone associated with it should take some small amount of pride in their role forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:53 AM (MTjB1) 323
305 You know this Colorado is very dry. Got a good night's sleep the other night, solid eight hours, and when I woke up my lips were as dry and chapped as what's her name's after working a double at a glory hole at the bunny ranch on a fight night in Vegas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1) ++++ Humidifier. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013IJPTFK But it won't help your friend doing glory hole duty. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2017 12:53 AM (pvjTE) 324
Grand Junction. Emmie and a few other morons are over in Denver area.
I am assuming you know how to keep those hydrated. :-) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (Ix4M6) 325
Wait, bag balm? My nuts are going to get dry too?
Yes. And if you let 'em get too dry they'll crack and fall off. Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (IcT7t) 326
Where were you going to get pies now anyway?
There is a great bakery up the street that you can order from... Apple and berry with lattice & sugar ... Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (AoK0a) 327
Thanks for the Tina Weymouth shout out! Love Genius of Love. Not crazy about the version in Stop Making Sense. I just want the drummer to shut up! (I know he's her guy, but, c'mon, man!) The studio version... awesome!
Posted by: Shoeless guy at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (0uZGS) 328
>>>How do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBDNjuazoUY Posted by: redc1c4<<< That was awesome. At 29 years old, er, I was still crapping my diapers when that song was popular. Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (H7ZyP) 329
Wait, bag balm? My nuts are going to get dry too?
Yes. And if you let 'em get too dry they'll crack and fall off. Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November Maybe the best laugh in days. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (MTjB1) Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (AoK0a) 331
Wait, bag balm? My nuts are going to get dry too?
Yes. And if you let 'em get too dry they'll crack and fall off. Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (IcT7t) ...or it gets the hose... Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (itfg0) 332
Via Drudge (currently #2, right column): Daily Mail - " ... Prince Alwaleed was hung upside down 'just to send a message' " http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5108651/American-mercenaries-torturing-Saudi-princes.html It looks like the End of the House of Saud ends in the typical 3rd World manner ... unhappily. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 23, 2017 12:56 AM (FlRtG) 333
Humidifier.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013IJPTFK But it won't help your friend doing glory hole duty. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November Thanks. I like it cold and dry. Just have to keep my lips waxed, skis too. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:56 AM (MTjB1) 334
Here is a kitty face:
http://tinyurl.com/yaqvj6oj Posted by: BeckoningChasm BC! Happy Thanksgiving to you. Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:57 AM (AoK0a) 335
I believe that's what they call clickbait.
Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (aT+Bx) What is the sound your dentures make when you take them out of your mouth for $500? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 12:59 AM (3/sUh) 336
After all these years the WKRP "turkey bomb" episode still makes me laugh my ass off. Not just because I am a denizen of the Greater CIncinnati area either.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:02 AM (W+kMI) 337
Thanks. I like it cold and dry. Just have to keep my lips waxed, skis too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:56 AM (MTjB1) ++++ Some humidifiers put out a warm or hot steam or mist, but not the one I linked. It puts out a cool mist. Definitely not dry, though. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2017 01:02 AM (FUu/Z) 338
I was hoping to see him hanging. Hopefully Trump was gather some medieval pointers over there for our own politicians.
*was that my outside voice?* Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:02 AM (Ix4M6) 339
Crazy turkey lady at yellville turkey drop. I know this lady. Sweet. Poor. So happy with her turkey. Don't laugh too much. Life is hard in places... she is a deplorable. I think this right link. Technical difficulties here.
Https://youtudotbe/buMHYGUgBLw Posted by: Victoria at November 23, 2017 01:03 AM (sEsLh) 340
301 So, Drudge has a headline up "Police: Prostitution ring run out of senior living facility." Does that mean they were hqed there or they were forced out?
====================== Mad pimpin' by Young Mister Grace? Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:04 AM (W+kMI) 341
@332.....those 900 Count towels are sooooooo dual purpose.
They wipe up blood like a sponge and Smother better than Nothin else. High End Torture at its FINEST......... At least until they break out the Golden Blowtorches and Bullion Hammers/Pliers....... The House of Saud dots the I's and crosses the T's....... Excellent link...... Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:05 AM (HVt0H) Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:07 AM (AoK0a) 343
332
Via Drudge (currently #2, right column): Daily Mail - " ... Prince Alwaleed was hung upside down 'just to send a message' " ====== I do believe Alwaleed bin Pinata was the guy who was giving Trump smack before the election while he was giving $$$ to the Hildabeast. How many friends or "friends" does she have left now? Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:08 AM (W+kMI) Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:08 AM (AoK0a) Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 01:10 AM (e9G8E) 346
alwaleed binata
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:11 AM (MTjB1) 347
Good evening, Miss Adriane. I trust you and the killer cactus are doing well?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:12 AM (IcT7t) 348
I soooo want to cut into that apple pie I made right now. Sigh, would be really tacky taking that to the big dinner tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:14 AM (Ix4M6) 349
That was awesome. At 29 years old, er, I was still crapping my diapers when that song was popular.
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (H7ZyP) --- glad you liked it: that was back when radio stations would play all sorts of different stuff, instead of the same songs over and over and over, varying only by genre. back when i was young and had a future. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:15 AM (ep7aA) 350
348 I soooo want to cut into that apple pie I made right now. Sigh, would be really tacky taking that to the big dinner tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:14 AM (Ix4M6) It's a test, you can't feed them poison!!!!! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:16 AM (3/sUh) 351
348 I soooo want to cut into that apple pie I made right now. Sigh, would be really tacky taking that to the big dinner tomorrow.
==== It's QC, had to make sure it made the grade. Honest! Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:17 AM (W+kMI) 352
Heh. I should have made two. You have an answer for everything Mis Hum. By the way, the ONT's have been the bomb! Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:17 AM (Ix4M6) 353
Planted stone crop & butterfly bush a few weeks back. Some hyssop and 2 salvia. Was going to do coreopsis (sp?) at the end of the garden, but ran out of gumption.
Need to transplant the Russian sage before it completely takes over. But after Dec 1st ... Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:17 AM (AoK0a) 354
@332 Daily Mail - " ... Prince Alwaleed was hung upside down 'just to send a message' "
--------------------- Maybe, maybe not. Almost the *entire* Daily Mail article is from a single unnamed source. And there are things in there that make me a bit leery about how reliable that anonymous source really is. Posted by: junior at November 23, 2017 01:18 AM (d09oZ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:18 AM (3/sUh) 356
would be really tacky taking that to the big dinner tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel Wash the knife before using ? Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:19 AM (AoK0a) 357
I soooo want to cut into that apple pie I made right now. Sigh, would be really tacky taking that to the big dinner tomorrow.
--- do it, and make another in the morning. #Duh. #ProblemSolved. it's like i don't even know you people anymore.... Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:19 AM (ep7aA) 358
Do you have to actually have a job to be on the working committee?
Posted by: CaliPoliSci at November 23, 2017 01:20 AM (zCyNd) 359
Ditto MH. I believe Rush read that Lincoln proclamation today on the radio.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (Ix4M6) Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (IcT7t) 361
>>>So, Drudge has a headline up "Police: Prostitution ring run out of senior living facility.<<<
You know, I kind of like the Drudge link to the three youngster brothers playing as a band called Greta Van Fleet. Pretty good stuff if you're not a Led Zeppelin homicidal purist. Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (H7ZyP) 362
Night all.
Here is the song "Sick Truth" from the all-female blackened death metal band from Turkey, War Ancestry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9cqVh2YhV4 Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (itfg0) 363
red, that means I would have to get apples at the store in the am. I will suffer in silence.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:22 AM (Ix4M6) 364
Hey everybody. Just posted at FB:
If a lefty relative tries to ruin your holiday by talking smack about Trump, ruin their appetite by kicking them smack in the stomach. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:22 AM (eMKNe) 365
If a lefty relative tries to ruin your holiday by talking smack about Trump, ruin their appetite by kicking them smack in the stomach.
quid pro quo ala mode ... Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (AoK0a) 366
Dad and I cut into the excess pies vs actual T day food. Everything will work OK but it wont be normal. Not sure if that's a plus or minus.
Posted by: X-ray at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (VDQek) Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (AoK0a) 368
343/45....
"Is the Bin Pinata" Suite available?"......Guaranteed Carlton Staff Worldwide are gonna utilize your creation....Well Done. And BB...... Sac Wax.........Brilliant...........Hottub Plus One. The possibilities are.....endless.....fuck, HA!. For starters, pitchin it to Duluth Trading,....... Oh, the potential........ Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (HVt0H) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:25 AM (Ix4M6) 370
Adriane, yup.
It's way past time conservatives stopped playing nice. Thankfully all the harassment scandals seem to help show, they're learning that. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:26 AM (eMKNe) 371
369 qdp, sit next to me.
Would you like a drink? We need to work on your verbiage. Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:25 AM (Ix4M6) Probably a pastrami sammich. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (3/sUh) 372
Infidel, thanks :-)
You can sit next to me anytime. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe) 373
red, that means I would have to get apples at the store in the am. I will suffer in silence.
Posted by: Infidel at November maybe you could buy a pie at the gas station, even a hostess pie, and cut it into the space you cut your slice from? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (MTjB1) 374
Can you stuff a turkey with pastrami? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe) 375
Smoked corned beef?
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:28 AM (Ix4M6) 376
I also successfully completely trolled a hateful lefty at FB today.
Sometimes I don't feel like being in the line of fire, but other times I just want to drive those assholes crazy. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:28 AM (eMKNe) 377
Infidel, yup :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:29 AM (eMKNe) 378
In the Central and Therefore Most Important Time Zone in America, according to the United States Bureau of Weights, Measures, and Timekeeping, it is now officially Thanksgiving Day.
Begin Thankfulness immediately. With graby. Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:29 AM (ftdxp) 379
Gravy: the 11th food group ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:30 AM (eMKNe) Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:30 AM (ftdxp) 381
Y5, will probably make a pecan pie just for myself on Friday. Maybe add some brandy. Ohh, I could make some home made ice creme too.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:30 AM (Ix4M6) 382
will probably make a pecan pie just for myself on Friday. Maybe add some brandy. Ohh, I could make some home made ice creme too.
Posted by: Infidel at November well, that is better than apple anyway. you only put the nuts on top right, not inside? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:31 AM (MTjB1) 383
Thanksgiving Day and teh thread devolves back into discussion of embalmed meat products...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 01:31 AM (e9G8E) 384
They wipe up blood like a sponge and Smother better than Nothin else.
High End Torture at its FINEST......... At least until they break out the Golden Blowtorches and Bullion Hammers/Pliers....... The House of Saud dots the I's and crosses the T's....... Excellent link...... Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:05 AM (HVt0H) Dude, you & the Mrs. missed one hell of a Lone Star Rally this year. Freakin' PERFECT clear n' warm weather, Sturgis level attendance, yet 99.9% family friendly grounds at the rally itself. All that, plus available garage and guest space. As well as my not inconsiderable cooking talents, withal. Oh, and did I mention that my very heavily armed neighbor keeps six bikes in his garage, in the bargain? You make it here next year, bourbon and cigars are on YOU, amigo! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:31 AM (QzJWU) 385
Can you stuff a turkey with pastrami? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe) It'll be more expensive than bread stuffing but sure. It's cooked pastrami right? Posted by: X-ray at November 23, 2017 01:32 AM (VDQek) 386
The loons at HuffPo are convinced Hannity and Bannon are behind the Franken accusers. Incredible.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 23, 2017 01:32 AM (jbQkT) 387
X-ray, you betcha ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:32 AM (eMKNe) 388
Of course, the pastrami question is 100% rhetorical. I know all the Morons stuff their turkey silly with bacon. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:33 AM (eMKNe) 389
If a lefty relative tries to ruin your holiday by talking smack about Trump, ruin their appetite by kicking them smack in the stomach.
======== I don't know if northerners visited confederates for Thanksgiving or vice versa during the Civil War, but if so I doubt the conversations could have been any more acrimonious than they are now. Interesting times. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 01:33 AM (/qEW2) 390
Just got back from an early Thanksgiving dinner with my friends -- turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and (fresh!) green beans, topped off with pumpkin pie and whipped cream. But the real topper was a big slice of melodrama: the 1942 Bette Davis/Olivia de Haviland movie In This Our Life. Make that a slice and a half. After that we're all taking the day off tomorrow and just relax (although I have to go to work at 11 pm).
So, to all my fellow 'Rons and 'Ronettes at AoSHQ, a very Happy Thanksgiving!! Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 23, 2017 01:33 AM (MqzWH) 391
I also successfully completely trolled a hateful lefty at FB today.
Sometimes I don't feel like being in the line of fire, but other times I just want to drive those assholes crazy. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:28 AM (eMKNe) Post it all here, matey, under Rule 34 d (transcript, or it didn't happen) requirements. That, or your agonizer, please. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:34 AM (QzJWU) 392
Greetings fappers and fappees.
I'd like to wish a very Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde. I also can't believe anybody's awake at this hour. I have and excuse: I had a gig tonight. Also also, I truly want a slice or two of that Bacon Turkey. That looks yummy. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 01:34 AM (tRaq7) 393
>>>>I also can't believe anybody's awake at this hour. I have and excuse: I had a gig tonight.
I drank coffee before and after dinner. Plus I'm sleeping in, I hope Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:36 AM (3/sUh) 394
382, Correct Sir. And after taking inventory, my only purchase for that dessert feast is 2 cups heavy creme.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:36 AM (Ix4M6) 395
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I just made a post on last thread about something that made me lmao. My only wish was that the gang was all here to riff on it with cleverness and gusto.
Good nite all, Happy Turkey Day. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 23, 2017 01:36 AM (St5qb) 396
Jim, I blocked the guy so that's a little tricky.
But... I basically just kept calling the guy a pig and a hypocrite while he kept making all sorts of wild accusations against me (and anyone) who disagreed with him and his hateful delusions about capitalism. I didn't even bother trying to argue points like everyone else had. I just kept kicking him in the balls. I also would just block all his sock/troll accounts that suddenly came out of nowhere to support him. I think he finally just blocked me, which is fine. I finally just blocked him too, after the conflagration was over. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:37 AM (eMKNe) 397
At the first meal of Thanksgiving, my true loved baked for me,
Pecan pie, and a cuppa nice, hot tea ... Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:37 AM (AoK0a) 398
well, if you can stuff entire birds in a turkey why not pastrami?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:38 AM (MTjB1) 399
I get to have pumpkin pie for breakfast.
Just got B'Gal out of the hospital today and am taking her up to NSB tomorrow for TG dinner with the kids and grandkids. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 01:41 AM (tRaq7) 400
Jim: email me a good phone # for you... i can't find *that* piece of paper, and e-mails have been "ineffective" to get one...
either that or call. the 213 # is valid, but for shit. i can get messages call back ltr. the 0000 number should be monitored most of tomorrow, once up, off on the rest of the weekend. no need to chat at length on T-day, just need a good # for after. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:42 AM (ep7aA) 401
Happy Thanksgiving, all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (AoK0a) 402
At the first meal of Thanksgiving, my true loved baked for me,
Pecan pie, and a cuppa nice, hot tea ... Heh. Had to run to the store tonight, there was an older (than me) lady asking the poor employee that happened to wander down that aisle if there were any more pecans anywhere in the store. I'm guessing she didn't get pie. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (IcT7t) 403
I think he finally just blocked me, which is fine. I finally just blocked him too, after the conflagration was over. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:37 AM (eMKNe) The East German Judge ruled this as "acceptable", but in the future, retain transcripts for entertainment purposes. Alternately? You'll have to attend an Uncle Paplpatine Family Gathering, and eat ANY thing set before you. Eagerly. With a smile. And ask for seconds. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (QzJWU) 404
Not gonna get it this year. But what I want for Thanksgiving is the exact meal I had when I was 10. This year is gonna likely suck. A store bought assembly from an ad for ease ( not sure it's real ease just mostly getting up latter ease).
Posted by: X-ray at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (VDQek) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (tRaq7) 406
Wanna know sumpin funny?
I put my foot on Milady's scale just this morning. Real obviously. Real briefly. And lived to tell the tale. We LOL'd. Ha ha ha. Gulp. Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:45 AM (ftdxp) 407
Also, I thought people here would be interested:
I have a sister and bro-in-law who, like me, don't want to wait until California is literally Apocalypse Now to leave. They want to pick up and move everything to another state, too. As you all know, I personally like Nevada and Arizona, but am open-minded about the whole thing. Anyway, my bro-in-law likes... El Paso, Texas. Anyone here from there, or lives there? Any thoughts? I know it's pretty hot in the summer. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:45 AM (eMKNe) 408
But what I want for Thanksgiving is the exact meal I had when I was 10.
I'd like to have the same people around as the Thanksgiving when I was 10. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:46 AM (IcT7t) 409
qdp, going to family or friends for TD?
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:46 AM (Ix4M6) 410
Jim, I'll consider myself served ;-)
Other little-known food groups: - Beer - Deluxe seafoods - Liqueur-centered candies Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:47 AM (eMKNe) 411
Found the Greta Van Fleet link at Drudge, and below that: "Sebelius Turns on Hillary"...
Kathleen Sebelius Fun Fact: Her son, John, invented a prison-themed family board game called "Don't Drop The Soap"! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 01:47 AM (e9G8E) 412
@384.....
KING JIM...... MY MAN!!!!!!! (ELECTION NIGHT BRO HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) You gotta come Can-Amin and shootin up here in the Kingdom Brother!!!... (Top Shelf Shine is on the House for Honoured Guests, of course....) You KNOW I'll bring the Quality Reserve for My Gracious Host......Kindred Spirits......(cheers!)..... OUTSTANDING to see ya here J.......I got your e addy open from the other night open and ready...... My MAN!!!. Brought a smile J...... Appreciate Ya!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:47 AM (HVt0H) 413
Infidel, thankfully family is coming to our house. Namely my other sister, her husband (they're estranged but get along just well enough to get through the holidays relatively bloodlessly) and their kids, my 16-year-old nephew Chase and 12-year-old (to be 13 in 201 niece, Skylar.
I especially try to have conversations with Skylar, but it's tough. She's a budding early teenager and is already getting pretty stick of grownups. I tell everyone, I'm not excited for her to turn 13 because it'll probably be 8 years before she will talk to any of us again. Skylar is smart though. I joke she'll have a system: eyeroll to the left means 'yes,' eyeroll to the right means 'no.' ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:49 AM (eMKNe) 414
qdp, El Paso in right on the border. Not sure I would want to live there. Huge city on the Rio Grande.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:49 AM (Ix4M6) 415
Anyone here from there, or lives there? Any thoughts? I know it's pretty hot in the summer.
I used to live in Las Cruces, NM, which is about 45 miles away from El Paso. My only real advice is don't buy anywhere near the river unless you don't mind the occasional stray bullet taking it's international sojourn through your airspace. Also, yes it's hot, but not nearly as hot as Phoenix metro. Thanks to elevation at least 10 to 15 degrees cooler. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:50 AM (IcT7t) 416
Infidel, true. That's a concern of all of us. Doesn't help that it's so close to Juarez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:51 AM (eMKNe) 417
Blanco, thanks to you also :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:51 AM (eMKNe) 418
We LOL'd. Ha ha ha. Gulp.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:45 AM (ftdxp) --- and we all note that you have NOT gone to bed, let alone fallen asleep. you might want to print out this exchange, as a sort of insurance that you will wake up in the daylight. it might even w*rk. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:52 AM (ep7aA) 419
@ qdpsteve.
El Paso is lovely, in an arid desert kind of way. The Hill Country NW of a line 'tween San Antonio and Austin, is spectacular. S.E. TX, East South n' East of Houston? Less (flatter) terrain, more humid. But the saltwater proximity cannot be beat. SOUTH Texas, Corpus down to Brownsville. More rural (to the extreme), and certain areas therein are BLUE STATE populations. Do your diligence, and proceed accordingly. And avoid the D/FW area at all costs. Plano and Carrolton are Horde level conservative. But the traffic and over built congestion make Houston look like Hooterville. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:52 AM (QzJWU) 420
407 I've been buying places near Seligman AZ. 5000' elevation so it doesn't get above 95.
About $700-800 an acre. 5.5 hours from me in the IE. NW AZ FTW Posted by: MAxIE at November 23, 2017 01:52 AM (9TR2V) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:53 AM (eMKNe) 422
Blanco, thanks to you also :-)
You're welcome. There's a daywalker that lives there. I think it's "logprof", but I could be wrong about that. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t) 423
MAxIE, yup. I personally like Bullhead City.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:53 AM (eMKNe) 424
qdpsteve #407: ...They want to pick up and move everything to another state, too...
Oklahoma needs good citizens to counter our liberal urban cancer. We may never be Texas, but we're trying. Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:54 AM (ftdxp) 425
mindful, OK ;-)
Thanks. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:55 AM (eMKNe) 426
Las Cruces, NM
Stopped there once on a road trip vacation. Mom grew up there. I remember looking over a short stone wall and over a river and was told that was Mexico over there. Early seventies I think. Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:56 AM (Ix4M6) 427
Hill Country is one of the few places HRH i have somewhat agreed on. and only because HVAC is the state religion of Texas.
i'm a desert boy, born and bred, and don't do humid. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:57 AM (ep7aA) 428
redc1c4 you might want to print out this exchange, as a sort of insurance that you will wake up in the daylight.
Read your reply to Milady. She laughed merrily. And ended with "... very funny." [sustained suspenseful chord] Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:58 AM (ftdxp) 429
qdp, brother is living in Bull Head City now. Overlooking the river. He loves it.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:58 AM (Ix4M6) 430
redc1c4, oh yeah. ;-)
Here in SoCal, they're predicting high 80s for tomorrow. Who's up for barbecued turkey?? ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:58 AM (eMKNe) 431
420 Also no recorded crime in the whole county
Posted by: MAxIE at November 23, 2017 01:59 AM (9TR2V) 432
@ Hillbillyking.
When I make the ride up there, it'll be via Gold Wing, and nothing less. Do yourself a favor, and Bing up the 2018 'Wing. Telescopic front forks are GONE. Center hub steering, frame mounted suspension. Two transmission choices. 7 speed manual, or an automatic. The electronics? Luxury BMW 7 Series would be envious. ENTRY price, above $30k. I just might buy used, if ya know what I mean and I think that you do, etc. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:59 AM (QzJWU) 433
Infidel, thanks for the info :-)
Yeah, I like that it's right across from Laughlin, but not dependent so much on the casinos for its livelihood, from what I can tell. Unfortunately Laughlin seems to be... shrinking somewhat. They don't even have a single major supermarket there. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 02:00 AM (eMKNe) 434
How much for water in Seligman?
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:00 AM (Ix4M6) 435
OK, it's Bedtime for Bonzo. Big long day tomorrow full of family, food and fun. Hope you Morons have as much fun as we're planning to have.
Y'all try to behave. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 02:01 AM (tRaq7) 436
So... tomorrow.
Looks like it's going to be dinner at daughter's apartment, since our place is Milady, m'self, daughter, in-town son, out-of-town son with wife and (YAY) our grandbaby, a cousin, and whatever So, just immediate family. No big deal. Everyone will get along just like always, I'm sure. I picked the wrong week to quit juggling flaming chainsaws. Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 02:03 AM (ftdxp) 437
We're be'in have.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:04 AM (Ix4M6) 438
QD,......
I'm in WV..... Much like TX in regard to Societal Standards......... Most of the Mid Atlantic, KY, TN, AL, GA, ARK, NC and SC are (reasonable ) the same....... ALWAYS will be....(At least for my lifetime)..... But, If you're married to the West......why not Utah, Idaho, Montana......Seems like AZ is next to "fall" so to speak..... Anyways, All The Best for Your Transition........ Cali is gonna eat itself.......The Urban vs the "Rural" is eventually gonna tear that place apart.......gettin out waaaaay ahead of it is Smart. If you're ever in the Kingdom, let me know....... Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 02:10 AM (HVt0H) 439
weather for FOB DeDe tomorrow (today) in The Valley, like totally!
localized by the NWS to my AO: Thanksgiving DaySunny, with a high near 93. North northeast wind around 5 mph becoming calm in the morning. *this* is why i am loathe to leave #Failifornia. (well, one of the reasons) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 02:11 AM (ep7aA) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 02:13 AM (ep7aA) 441
redc1c4, yup. Still a nice spot, probably because I'm so close to the OC (still a conservative bastion in California).
Hillbillyking, yup. I think it's just a matter of when, and I think things are going to get worse before they get better. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 02:15 AM (eMKNe) Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 02:19 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 23, 2017 02:21 AM (cI5GC) 444
I already left.
this is an automated goodnight goodnight goodnight goodnight goodnight goododoodjnkith zzzbbbaagg PXT Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 02:29 AM (ftdxp) 445
Horde of Thankfulness.....
Cousin Owen has convinced me to Go Can-Amin...... Soooo......We'll gone for a bit..... Y'all have a FANTASTIC Thanksgiving......... Brother J, I'll be in touch...... All the Best Horde of Magnificence... Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 02:29 AM (HVt0H) 446
Mmmm.... a turkey with a bacon roof.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 23, 2017 02:34 AM (aMlLZ) 447
Just posted a sidebar link to a story about assassination attempts on President Obama and Texas Gov. Abbott in Oct 2016.
The Abbott attempt was a very near miss! Posted by: ArthurK at November 23, 2017 02:37 AM (XMCS3) 448
My first year not hosting Thanksgiving. Can sleep in. No one around.
I think I did well on the verbal interview today. The Questionnaire with typewritten answers, bleck I made a typo. Had to print it off. (Audio and video cameras everywhere as it is working with community corrections. must turn in all work.) So made the correction and printed another copy. Wrote draft and 'this is what nerves do' on the first draft. We shall see. Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:39 AM (Ix4M6) 449
I expect to see an epic GAINZZZ thread sometime this weekend, you fat, happy fucks. Happy turkey, ham, stuffing, gravy, and mash potato day! Everything else is just like gravy.
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 02:39 AM (H7ZyP) 450
ArthurK, that is really scary. So many freaks, so little time.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:46 AM (Ix4M6) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:48 AM (Ix4M6) 452
Welp, gotta call it a night. Thanks for the great chat and support, everyone, and have a fantastic long Thanksgiving weekend!!!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 02:54 AM (eMKNe) 453
407 Also, I thought people here would be interested:
I have a sister and bro-in-law who, like me, don't want to wait until California is literally Apocalypse Now to leave. They want to pick up and move everything to another state, too. As you all know, I personally like Nevada and Arizona, but am open-minded about the whole thing. Anyway, my bro-in-law likes... El Paso, Texas. Anyone here from there, or lives there? Any thoughts? I know it's pretty hot in the summer. An interesting place. The nicer parts of town are the portions further from the border. I agree with Jim: it is nice, in a desert, arid sort of way. I can see its appeal to people from CA: it has something like 300 days of sunshine a year. (Be advised that it is also a blue area.) It's a major city: about 550,000 people live there. The city across the river (Juarez) has a million IIRC. I live in the Panhandle. Flat, featureless for the MOST part (except for overpasses). Of course, you hit any of the nearby canyons and it is spectacular. The cotton crops are being harvested so the sides of the roads have lots of cotton balls. Like El Paso, not much humidity up this way, though we have ag up here. Around El Paso, not as much. Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 23, 2017 02:55 AM (qXaZc) 454
Happy Trails, qdp. Hope you and misses have a great long weekend.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:57 AM (Ix4M6) 455
I moved to Texas from Calif in Feb.
I prefer the middle of West Texas to El Paso. I wanted the lower cost of living in a small town. Surprisingly, El Paso has a very low crime rate. you'd think it would be high but the crooks seem to stay in Juarez! If you want a larger city, El Paso seems fine to me. Posted by: ArthurK at November 23, 2017 02:59 AM (XMCS3) 456
Ref summer in El Paso.
Electricity in Texas is cheap. Keep the A/C cranked up, it doesn't cost much. I *am* surprised how power much electric heating uses... Posted by: ArthurK at November 23, 2017 03:01 AM (XMCS3) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 03:06 AM (Ix4M6) 458
>>>>>>You mad, bro?
Posted by: Infidel<<< Absolutely not. The potluck side dishes were totes covered so I brought the wine. Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 03:08 AM (H7ZyP) 459
Good on ya!
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 03:09 AM (Ix4M6) 460
Sicorro NM got hot once, has lots of pretty green glass laying around.
Scottsdale/Flagstaff should be in the discussion Midlands TX is booming Wichita, Tulsa, Reno, SLC to far North? Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2017 04:00 AM (w5jBN) 461
SLC is an illegal haven. They love them some welfare and restrictive liquor laws. No thanks. Coppers love to confiscate cases of beer from people going to Lake Powell for the weekend, for the slightest infraction. Don't ask how I know.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:08 AM (Ix4M6) 462
Thanks for a great Thanksgiving Day thread, MisHum!
Posted by: m at November 23, 2017 04:09 AM (V+b9T) 463
Happy Thanksgiving, Horde.
There's this wonderful song called 'Same Old Lang Syne' that I heard on one of my mom's CDs, and I swear I heard it first played by one of my favorite 90s bands. I just can't remember which. Any help? Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 04:30 AM (kUotE) 464
Johnny, sorry no help.
I did just click on the link below that lovely turkey. Alice's Restaurant. Reminds me of my ginger bff. There were about 30 of us on a campout. Primitive. She passed out in the car and that song played over and over for hours. None of us wanted the wrath of waking her up. Nigh on all these mumblemumble years ago, I still love to remind her. A ginger with a red face if funny. Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:36 AM (Ix4M6) 465
This?
https://www.bing.com/ search? q=same+old+lang+ syne+in+the+ 90%27spc=MOZI form=MOZLBR take out the spaces Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:40 AM (Ix4M6) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 04:42 AM (BOpNY) 467
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Horde!! Long time lurker, since 2008! Thanks Ace and all the cobs for a wonderful space!!
Posted by: Irishgal at November 23, 2017 04:44 AM (pom2I) 468
you can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant...
except a good night's sleep, which i ain't gonna get anyway, but i need to lie down, just to form's sake. hasta, y'all. i'll be back in a few hours, just as irascible as ever. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 04:45 AM (BOpNY) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:51 AM (Ix4M6) 470
Judge in Seattle strikes down income tax on the wealthy. State law still prohibits income taxes despite unanimous city council vote to the contrary.
Basically the city council wants to change the state tax system. Silly me, I thought that was the job of the state legislature. "At the [Washington] Supreme Court, Seattle officials hope to attack the long-standing interpretation that income taxes are property taxes, opening the door to what proponents see as a fairer tax system statewide." - Seattle Times This should liven up Sen. Schumer's turkey day tax talks. Posted by: Guam tipper at November 23, 2017 04:55 AM (/DvFd) 471
The turkeys enjoyed at the first Thanksgiing feast were actually descendents of the of the domesticated turkeys brought back to Europe by the Spaniards from Mexico.
Turkeys became very popular throughout Europe as a quick and easy source of meat (protein) and were also brought by the English settlers in MA. The Indians did not provide Wild Turkeys for the "historic" first Thanksgiving feast. And now you know the truth of the story, FWIW. I know that I have commented that I will not comment anymore on the ONT, but please grant me an occasional reprieve. Posted by: bergerbilder at November 23, 2017 04:55 AM (lIZQs) 472
And the rich libs will invest the rest of the Country. Lovely.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:58 AM (Ix4M6) 473
Infest.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:58 AM (Ix4M6) 474
463 Happy Thanksgiving, Horde.
There's this wonderful song called 'Same Old Lang Syne' that I heard on one of my mom's CDs, and I swear I heard it first played by one of my favorite 90s bands. I just can't remember which. Any help? Posted by: Johnny Dan Fogelberg. https://youtu.be/cmVXYOJzAJM A lovely melancholy song. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2017 04:58 AM (pY+s4) 475
So use to getting up in the 4am hour it's hard not to
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:02 AM (aC6Sd) 476
Ahhhh back on the graveyard shift for another season of terrorizing the ski slopes
Posted by: NativeNH at November 23, 2017 05:04 AM (uM52W) 477
Yeah I know the Fogleberg version but I could have sworn there was one from Barenaked Ladies or Third Eye Blind or Ben Fold's Five or someone like that.
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:05 AM (kUotE) 478
Just for a moment I was back at school/and felt that old familiar pain/And as I turned to make my way back home/the snow turned into rain...
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 05:14 AM (C8sF1) Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:17 AM (Ix4M6) 480
Yup.
That sappy little song always gets me in the feelz. There is a bit of a rotating cast, tho. Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 05:25 AM (C8sF1) 481
Very good Shopgirl.
Was having a hard time getting the song going in my head till ya put that up. And I saw you jumped in last night after I went to bed. Sorry I missed ya. Posted by: teej at November 23, 2017 05:38 AM (RQEuo) 482
478/480 Yeah same here.
Nostalgia is weird. You want to think back and enjoy the memories, but then it makes you cry. Tough time of year for many. Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:39 AM (kUotE) 483
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 05:41 AM (hyuyC) 484
Cook always makes me turkey with horseradish.
Posted by: John Heinz Kerry at November 23, 2017 05:41 AM (bc2Lc) 485
NaClay, it just wouldn't be morning without you! Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:42 AM (Ix4M6) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 05:42 AM (hyuyC) 487
Bedtime for this bonzo.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:43 AM (Ix4M6) 488
Coffee is up
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:44 AM (aC6Sd) 489
Right back atcha NaCly.
Spending the afternoon with Gary's family then back up to that great little town Saturday night for annual gig. Posted by: teej at November 23, 2017 05:47 AM (RQEuo) 490
Yeah I know the Fogleberg version but I could have sworn there was one from Barenaked Ladies or Third Eye Blind or Ben Fold's Five or someone like that.
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:05 AM (kUotE) You might be thinking of 'Brick' by Ben Folds Five ♪ Six am day after Christmas I throw some clothes on in the dark The smell of cold Car seat is freezing The world is sleeping I am numb ♪ Probably unnoticed by many, but he's taking his girlfriend to an abortion clinic. It doesn't work out so good. Very sad song. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 05:47 AM (ajiE5) 491
Finally something on Las Vegas shooting, Pollack fired 1,100 rounds, still do not know about weapons and jamming.
Townhall Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:48 AM (aC6Sd) 492
AceTractor that is also an excellent song, I had thought of that. Maybe what I'm remembering is from some live album or a b-side or something.
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:52 AM (kUotE) 493
I am thankful that haggis is not the traditional meal for today.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:57 AM (Ix4M6) 494
Happy Thanksgiving to teh horde!
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 23, 2017 05:57 AM (cu8/f) 495
Anyway, I'm off to bed. I get to sleep in for the first time in months. Be thankful. I'd be thankful if you are all thankful. You know what? I'm thankful for thankfulness.
Sometimes when you say a word in your mind over and over it starts to sound really strange. Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:58 AM (kUotE) 496
AceTractor that is also an excellent song, I had thought of that. Maybe what I'm remembering is from some live album or a b-side or something.
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:52 AM (kUotE) Well it hits some of the same notes as 'Same Old Lang Syne' - the girlfriend, the holidays, the melancholy sadness. I listened to the song a bunch of times before the light bulb went off and I figured out what they were up to... ♪ They call her name at seven thirty I pace around the parking lot Then I walk down to buy her flowers And sell some gifts that I got ♪ Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:01 AM (ajiE5) 497
I would love to try haggis again
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:01 AM (aC6Sd) 498
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 23, 2017 06:02 AM (KCxzN) 499
Infidel,
Thank you. You and others like (in no particular order) Ace, Vic, CBD, MH, J.J., Warden, WD, OM, MJ, Laura, teej, VIA, FenelonSpoke, our long-suffering pastor, irongrampa, bluebell, weasel, IMG, Jim, AOP, Jewels45, Muldoon, our poet laureate, logprof, AtC, zombie, grammie winger, BEN, Tami, All Hail Eris, Slapweasel, redc1c4, Liz, Her Grace, Miley, bergerbilder, Zettai, ALH, Hadrian, shopgirl, qdpsteve, ben had, aussie, mindful worker, Peaches, Cal Girl, Jane D'oh, Berserker, Insomniac, rickl, Anna Puma, rhomboid and his analysis, Deplorable Jay, Krebs, The Political Hat and the other chemists, MPPPPC and his movie magic, Masturbating Pete, and a lot more unnamed but worthy people make this a glittering American style Salon, without the unshaved Paris armpits. You collectively bring the funny, the insight, the caring, the news and culture, and the stories that fill my day with joy. I have so very much to be thankful here. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 06:02 AM (hyuyC) 500
ATS - I hate that song
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:03 AM (aC6Sd) 501
Morning, everyone!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:05 AM (di1hb) 502
I would love to try haggis again
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:01 AM (aC6Sd) Here. You can have mine. Posted by: 1/4 scots, but not that quarter at November 23, 2017 06:06 AM (zCyNd) 503
ATS - I hate that song
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:03 AM (aC6Sd) You're allowed. I can understand that. But it's an informative song. Dealing with the depression that a huge percentage of women incur after abortion. It should play on a loop inside every Planned Parenthood. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:08 AM (ajiE5) 504
Thanks for the shout NaCly and right back atcha.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:08 AM (di1hb) 505
Slappy Thanksgiving, you marvelous bastards!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 23, 2017 06:11 AM (Ckg4U) 506
Going back to bed. I'll rue that I could not type more names. AoSHQ is a special place.
Have a blessed day, one and all, and marvel at the beauty in the world. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 06:12 AM (hyuyC) 507
Up at 2:30 to put the bird in the smoker. unsuccessful nap until 5:30 when I turned the heat up to 350.
I should catch a few zzzs, but I am wide awake. Might as well brew a pot. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:15 AM (di1hb) 508
Yes, Sir!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 23, 2017 06:15 AM (Ckg4U) 509
Dang! Just clicked the link below the top photo that goes to Arlo Guthrie doing Alice's Restaurant. I was in the audience the day he first performed it on stage at the Newport Folk Festival. Unbelievable hit with the crowd because of the humor much more than the anti-war theme. In HS a friend and I used to perform it. He played guitar and I did the lyrics. A lot of fun. I suspect I can stll do swatches of the song. May have to find out later today.
Posted by: JTB at November 23, 2017 06:17 AM (V+03K) 510
Thanks for the shout out, Salty, and a blessed Thanksgiving to you.
Happy Thanksgiving to you, Slap, and thank you for being the Prayer Warrior of teh horde. Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 23, 2017 06:20 AM (cu8/f) 511
I wish everybody here would get stuffed -- in a good way. Also, any Social Justice Wanker nonsense at the groaning table must be severely dealt with: Sent to The Kiddie Table and no PIE! That'll teach 'em to be civil.
Posted by: RickZ at November 23, 2017 06:24 AM (aIngy) 512
I put that envelope under all that garbage
And 27, 8 by 10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against me. Posted by: teej at November 23, 2017 06:24 AM (RQEuo) 513
Here is the insidious evil of the MSM.
Hollywood Reporter article called Style Notes: "Melania Trump wears Stella McCartney to pardon Thanksgiving Turkey, J. Crew to close 39 stores." Now why do you juxtapose two completely unrelated things? These people need to be destroyed. Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2017 06:25 AM (Wtll+) 514
Sultanknish is good read on why the Clintons are getting shots over the bow
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:26 AM (aC6Sd) 515
I always hated that Leftist Arlo ( and his dad) but Alice's Restaurant is very good
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:28 AM (aC6Sd) 516
Woke (in the correct sense of the word) for a brief time this Thanksgiving AM. I'm thankful to be in western PA with part of my scattered birth family. I'm thankful to be here in little gray boxes land with some of the funniest, wisest and kindest folks with whom it has been my pleasure to share laughs, sorrows, prayers and stories. May merciful healing and grace be granted to all those in need of it and may we remember that keeping the spirit of a free and independent people going is perhaps the best thing that we can do for our descendents. I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand. A Happy Thanksgiving to all y'all! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 23, 2017 06:28 AM (AhxmD) 517
Wassup, you hairless deplorable apes? May your denuded birds come out perfect.
Me? I'm headed to a buffet today, and I did enough visiting yesterday to last me a year. Maybe 2. I'm not all that sociable. Or for that matter, civilizable. And damn it Pixy, civilizable is a real word. Happy Turkey Day all. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2017 06:32 AM (0ogQG) 518
Today's favorite from Twitchy:
I'm going to invite a bunch of random people over to somebody else's house and talk about how awesome illegal immigration is Posted by: TwitchyWatchin at November 23, 2017 06:32 AM (zCyNd) 519
491 Finally something on Las Vegas shooting, Pollack fired 1,100 rounds, still do not know about weapons and jamming.
Townhall Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:48 AM (aC6Sd) I would be unsurprised if the number of rifles that had a stoppage that could not be cleared by immediate action was zero. Given 5000 rds on hand, I'd expect someone to bring multiple rifles to swap dre to barrels heating up, though. Mid-80s, we swapped M16A1s for A2s. As part of that, we had to do a familiarization fire (not qualification). Basically, get used to the new trigger with burts instead of full auto, longer barrel, different handguards, etc. Fun shoot! 2 basic loads (420 rds total). After 4 or 5 mags, I needed to put on a glove to hold the handguard. That was bursts of 2 to 3 rds 5 secs or so apart. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:33 AM (di1hb) 520
Blessing upon you and yours, Slappy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:35 AM (di1hb) 521
Vacuous is such a great word to describe the left. Synonyms: silly · inane · unintelligent · insipid · foolish · stupid · fatuous · idiotic · brainless · witless · vapid · vacant · empty-headed · dumb · moronic · brain-dead Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:36 AM (ajiE5) 522
I think original reports were 2 or three jammed rifles, he was in a hurry and with so many it jammed ( I assume he had a few w/ Bump Stocks that jamb easy) why clear just move to next?
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:37 AM (aC6Sd) 523
512 ... Yeah. I can still hear the tempo and every intonation as I read your comment. Good memory. Saw a recent picture of Arlo and noticed we both have white hair these days. Guess it has been a while since high school.
Good T-Day morning to teej and all. Wondering if I have time to make coffee before the dog needs to use the yard. Posted by: JTB at November 23, 2017 06:38 AM (V+03K) 524
Happy T-Day, 'rons and 'ettes.
Just took my turkey out of its post-brining bath and I'm about to give it an herbal butter rubdown, the lucky bastard. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 23, 2017 06:39 AM (qJtVm) 525
517 Wassup, you hairless deplorable apes? May your denuded birds come out perfect.
... Happy Turkey Day all. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2017 06:32 AM (0ogQG) Thanks! Dolly, our 3 yr old Brittany, informs me ours is headed in the right direct. She just came in from her pen, which is downwind of the pellet smoker. She came inside, smacking her chops. First time with a turkey in that, as I got it in Sep. Been using a propane vertical box one for the past 15 yrs. Put my sniffer by the smoke stack and I have to agree with ehr. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:39 AM (di1hb) 526
That entire Vegas story stinks to high heaven, including all of the hotels that aren't being reported. Idiots.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 23, 2017 06:39 AM (cu8/f) 527
We know very little about the Vegas Shooting other than that he used a bump stock.
That seems to be all the MSM and LE want us to know. Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2017 06:41 AM (Wtll+) 528
If I was lawyer for Rand Paul I'd seek the Internet records of the violent neighbor. See what he was browsing just prior to the attack. Then name names like Huffington Post, Daily Kos, WaPo, etc. All the media who are creating this climate of violence on the left. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:44 AM (ajiE5) 529
If I was lawyer for Rand Paul I'd seek the Internet records of the violent neighbor. See what he was browsing just prior to the attack. Then name names like Huffington Post, Daily Kos, WaPo, etc.
All the media who are creating this climate of violence on the left. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply ________ Why bother? It's more efficient to just make it up. Posted by: FireHorse at November 23, 2017 06:48 AM (zkGZ8) Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2017 06:52 AM (Wtll+) 531
Hey! Wipe your feet. I paid my left nut for this car.
Posted by: bour3 at November 23, 2017 07:00 AM (59zKQ) 532
Addendum to #529 --
You can't prove a negative. For example, I don't believe that Elizabeth Warren leaves bowls of antifreeze around her house in order to kill neighborhood dogs, but no one can prove that she has never done this. Now you can truthfully say that the possibility that Elizabeth Warren poisons dogs has been considered, and there is no proof that she doesn't engage in this psychotic, depraved activity. Does Senator Warren poison dogs? Well, that's just a question. At some point, it becomes a fair question. I'm just asking questions, after all. By the way, Senator Warren has never condemned this activity as far as I know. Posted by: FireHorse at November 23, 2017 07:03 AM (zkGZ8) 533
The Sultanknish write up thought Warren will play the Sanders roll but also it will be a woman who will be the Democratic nomination, put the house on it
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 07:13 AM (aC6Sd) 534
COBs taking the day off????
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 23, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK) 535
Beautiful sunrise here in NE Ohio
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 07:16 AM (di1hb) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 23, 2017 07:17 AM (Ktb8D) 537
nood
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 23, 2017 07:23 AM (mpXpK) 538
534 COBs taking the day off????
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 23, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK) OH hell no. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 11:48 AM (3/sUh) 539
Well then.........
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