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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/17)
Over the years, I developed a fail-safe cure. Basically, I’d mix four tablespoons of brandy with four tablespoons of port, throw in some milk, a few egg yolks, and — if I was in a festive mood — some nutmeg. The second I woke, I’d mix it up and down it. The way it works is very clever: it gets you instantly blasted again, so you don’t feel a thing. The only drawback is that, unless you keep drinking, the hangover that eventually catches up with you is about a thousand times worse than it would have otherwise been. Ozzie OsbourneQuote II
“Personally, I’ve begun to feel that my Second Amendment rights are being violated. I was promised the right to a well-regulated militia, and instead I see a nation that falls victim, week after week, body after body, to a series of unstable people with elaborately hoarded arsenals. I am absolutely sure our founders would be appalled. I am absolutely sure that our founders would not wish that we run out and buy even more guns because of it.” – Tess TayorQuote III
“There can be 12 white, blue-eyed, blond men in a room and they’re going to be diverse too because they’re going to bring a different life experience and life perspective to the conversation,”Denise Young Smith
The Paris agreement assumes, in effect, that the world will find ways to suck CO2 out of the air. That is because, in any realistic scenario, emissions cannot be cut fast enough to keep the total stock of greenhouse gases sufficiently small to limit the rise in temperature successfully. But there is barely any public discussion of how to bring about the extra “negative emissions” needed to reduce the stock of CO2 (and even less about the more radical idea of lowering the temperature by blocking out sunlight). Unless that changes, the promise of limiting the harm of climate change is almost certain to be broken.
Damned if they do. Damned if they don't. Police come under fire for using their body cams to assist them in writing reports.
The number of U.S. police departments outfitting their officers with body cameras increases each year, but the cameras can pose a threat to civil rights if the departments fail to set rules that govern when officers review footage from their cameras, according to a new report. The vast majority of the nation’s biggest police departments allow officers to watch footage from body cameras whenever they want, including before they write their incident reports or make statements, said the report, which was released Tuesday by the Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights.
Where did you get your drivers license? Sears? No, the US Navy.
For the 5th time this year, a US warship belonging to the 7th Fleet has been involved in a crash. The guided missile destroyer USS Benfold collided with a Japanese tug boat in Sagami Bay. Damage to the warship is unkown and there were no injuries on either vessel.
The ONT isn't sure why this didn't catch on as the perfect gift at Christmas time. Every 'ette could use this in her kitchen.
A thousand here, a thousand there, pretty soon you're talking millions of dollars Millions paid by "us" to settle Swamp sexual harassment claims.
Over the past 20 years, the fund paid over $17.2 million to settle workplace complaints, according to a document released (pdf, p.2) Nov. 15 by OOC executive director Susan Tsui Grundmann. Grundmann wrote in a letter that she had decided to share a report of yearly payments made by the fund due to “the volume of recent inquiries regarding payment of awards and settlements.” The report shows two two outstanding figures in 2007 and 2012, with about $4 million paid in each case. The year 2012 stands out especially as a year when larger settlements were made: The 4 million dollars were divided between 12 cases, while in 2007 the same amount was divided across 25 of settlements.I think we have the right to know who.
Just an idea, lower your resident's taxes instead of playing naming games.
With winter fast approaching in the UK, local councils are gearing up for the annual task of keeping the roads moving with salt and grit. And what better way to prepare than adding two gritting lorries to the fleet? That’s what Doncaster council is doing – with the added twist of asking the public this week to help name the newcomers. Voting has reached the final stage and Twitter users are choosing between Spready Mercury and Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-slip Machiney and Basil Salty and David Plowie.
The old typical good news/bad news story. Sex and death.
Fewer than one in five men who suffer a cardiac arrest during sex survive, according to new research.
This is because their partner does not know how to perform a simple, life saving technique, say scientists.
It underlines the importance of teaching CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) to the general population, they warned.
Sex is known to trigger a sudden cardiac arrest and this causes the heart to suddenly stop beating. It usually occurs without warning.
Do the Amish hold the key to a longer life? Anti-aging gene found.
They arrived by horse and buggy, a parade of Old Order Amish, tied together by blood and soil and a shared history of having farmed the countryside around Berne, Ind., for almost 175 years. Many had never been to a doctor before. A few would later faint at the sight of their own blood, as a battery of doctors and nurses from Northwestern Medicine in Chicago set up camp in their community; pricking them with needles, collecting urine samples, capturing images of their hearts and testing the hunch of Dr. Douglas Vaughan, a cardiologist at Northwestern, that the Amish of Berne were the lucky holders of an anti-aging gene.
Bad news for beer drinkers. Doctors blame beer for gout flare ups.
Beer, and not its more fancy cousins in the alcohol world, is more likely to be a cause of the common but painful condition. And contrary to popular myth, spirits are less likely to contribute to gout, while wine is shown to have no link with the disease. In finally proving what many had thought for years - that gout is linked to alcohol consumption - American researchers have calculated that drinking two or three beers a day can increase the risk of developing the disorder by as much as two-and-a-half times.h/t Maggie's Farm
November 20, 1971, Isaac Hayes started a two week run at No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Theme From Shaft', it made No.4 in the UK. Hayes won a Grammy award for Best Original Film Score with 'Theme From Shaft'. via thisdayinmusic.com
1947, Born on this day, Joe Walsh, guitarist, singer, songwriter, The James Gang, The Eagles, joined in 1976, (1977 US No.1 & UK No.8 single 'Hotel California', plus 5 US No.1 albums. 'Greatest Hits 1971-1975' is the second biggest selling album in the world with sales over 30m). Solo, (1978 UK No.14 single 'Life's Been Good'). via thisdayinmusic.com
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Gains Kilroynius at November 20, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 20, 2017 10:00 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker types slowly at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:02 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:03 PM (AUrzC)
Tess Tayor: ...I was promised the right to a well-regulated militia..."
Who the hell is a Tess Tayor and why in heaven would I ever care? Never mind. I don't even care about that.
Posted by: mindful webworker types slowly at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Gritty McGritface at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (I/iGu)
For the umpteenth time, we're not changing the fucking climate.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:02 PM (fA1SL)
Isn't adding brandy to port a bit like adding another dollop of whisky to your Manhattan?
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:05 PM (AUrzC)
Fewer than one in five men who suffer a cardiac arrest during sex survive, according to new research.
This is because their partner does not know how to perform a simple, life saving technique, say scientists.
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Well, that and the partner panics and can't remove the handcuffs.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2017 10:05 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:05 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:05 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: reading comprehension fail at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (wpC7C)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9cgcey7
ONT irony video at daily mail.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (VDQek)
Appears Cernovich gave his "ranking member" scoop to Buzzfeed and it's John Conyers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:02 PM (I/iGu)
You'd think his hands were too busy stealing public money to grab women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (8LhGn)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (z/Ubi)
English teachers weep.
ESL students laugh at the grammar.
So all heart attack patients have the same "partner?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:07 PM (eMKNe)
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Cops testilie. It is unfortunate but true. It is so well known that they do, that the term "testilie" is well known.
There is good reason for requiring cops to write their reports before the video shows them what lies they can get away with and which lies won't fly. If they are writing an honest report, they should need to check the video first. Just write it the way they remember it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (I/iGu)
Flank steak, yeah, marinade.
Any better cut and you're messin' with trouble unless you do it **just**right**.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:07 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:08 PM (vIjh1)
She mentioned that the last time it snowed hard, Great Britain had to import road salt from France.
Oh, and to be honest, let's see a show of hands: how many here believe that the high mortality of heart attacks during sex is because, "Damnit, a little angina isn't gonna stop me from getting my rocks off!"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:08 PM (2K6fY)
Singulars, plurals, whatever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:09 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Paolo at November 20, 2017 10:09 PM (wpC7C)
So the evidence has to be sealed so that no one finds out how corrupt her behavior was.
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:10 PM (fA1SL)
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Oh, you said *angina*.
My bad.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2017 10:10 PM (tr2D7)
Nothing like going out with a smile on my face.
Posted by: Blake at November 20, 2017 10:10 PM (WEBkv)
Pleased to meat you.. Hope you guess my name
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (vIjh1)
So the evidence has to be sealed so that no one finds out how corrupt her behavior was.
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
She's be very safe in a federal prison...
Just sayin'
Posted by: your Starbucks LBGTQQ?!PiRSquared Barrista at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (5pTgP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
True. I've heard "wrong kind of snow." (Are they Eskimos there?)
Doesn't even need to be snow. British Rail has been known to experience snarls because there were "leaves on the line."
I guess 20 ton (tonne?) locomotives are easily turned back by leaves.
OTOH, Brits think that global warming will cause roads to buckle, when those high temps of 70 degrees kick in. No one has the heart to tell them about Arizona.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Whoever is near you I hope knows CPR
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (3/sUh)
Of course, petty criminals and gangs claim many more victims than the occasional mass murderer with "elaborately hoarded arsenals".
Vigilante justice would greatly cut down on "gun violence". Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
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I believe this is known as a "tell."
Posted by: Blake at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (WEBkv)
Oh, and to be honest, let's see a show of hands:
how many here believe that the high mortality of heart attacks during
sex is because, "Damnit, a little angina isn't gonna stop me from
getting my rocks off!"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:08 PM (2K6fY)
Yes...yes..YESYESYES...ah. uh...
Came and went at the same time.
Posted by: another John at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
(*trying to figure out how to put on the makeup*)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (eMKNe)
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Isn't that what plants do?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:07 PM (YqDXo)
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and i'm totally worth the risk
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:08 PM (2K6fY)
"I'm gonna die anyway. Would I rather die shitting in diapers or die in the saddle? It's a rhetorical question, obviously."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (YqDXo)
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She wasn't willing to actually f*ck Trump?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Nothing like going out with a smile on my face.
Posted by: Blake at November 20, 2017 10:10 PM (WEBkv)
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the proverbial Happy Ending
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: USS Benfold at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
What you, and all of us, were promised is that we have the right to keep, that means own and have available to us personally where ever we want, and bear, that means carry on our persons or as part of our baggage, arms. Arms Tess which includes the class of arms called firearms but also includes many others like knives, swords, spears etc.
If this promise had not been so thoroughly broken over so many years then all those people whose deaths you morn would have had the ability to defend themselves and others from the monsters which will always lurk in humanity.
By breaking that promise the monsters are still armed and we, the good people, are often not and so we die Tess. And what you want will cause blood to be on your hands too Tess. Our blood on your hands. It won't wash away either, lady.
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (g4lFK)
I'm absolutely sure that our founders would be appalled that our society has deteriorated to the point where parents are doing such a shitty job of raising their kids.
Those kids who are shooting each other in the streets in Chicago didn't happen in a vaccuum.
Those freak mass murderers are sick bastards who were raised by someone who must feel like a failure.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: mindful webworker reads slowly, too at November 20, 2017 10:14 PM (NU2/k)
That lead shot in the bottom of the barrel also makes an acidic vintage rather sweet, too.
(Obscure pun: Hits you like a lead Sapa!)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:14 PM (2K6fY)
Just sayin'
Posted by: your Starbucks LBGTQQ?!PiRSquared Barrista at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (5pTgP)
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yep, no tea partiers there
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:14 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:15 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
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I'm very excited to say that I am totally and completely uninterested in this whole deal.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 10:16 PM (BgC3U)
Posted by: USS Benfold at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
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The Benford Incident
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:16 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:16 PM (fA1SL)
OTOH, I am equally sure our founders would be appalled that women and blacks were allowed to vote, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:15 PM (VDQek)
try: morterinvestments.eu (seriously)
Posted by: Blake at November 20, 2017 10:17 PM (WEBkv)
"Sugar Daddy" seeks mutually beneficial relationship with attractive young collegiate female. A generous older man will cover costs of tuition, housing, and defibrillator training.
Posted by: another 60ish "John" at November 20, 2017 10:17 PM (zCyNd)
Interesting stuff.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:17 PM (I/iGu)
Never took us 20 years to find it, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker drives slowly, now at November 20, 2017 10:17 PM (NU2/k)
So these IF*CKINGLOVESCIENCE retards are taking notes from Monty Burns now.
How about the even more radical idea of shutting your stupid fat gobs forever, and embracing slightly longer growing seasons and a bit more plant life, the only empirical results of the "harm" of a warmer climate?
Posted by: grapes in Britain, c. 1100 at November 20, 2017 10:17 PM (wpC7C)
So not much ice in the inner or even close-outer regions. Although some ice might survive out in the comet belts.
Life that evolves on such planets might be interesting. I'm guessing a carbon-heavy planet could get it, if a comet landed and dumped some water there after most of the planet had already formed.
So: a planet with runaway plant growth, perhaps?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Question can't help wondering how uhhh authentic Manitowoc Minute guy's accent is.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (dab45)
Posted by: Blake at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (IqV8l)
or Qdpsteve is in for a prime ribbing.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:15 PM (VDQek)
I want a T-1000 of my own.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (T71PA)
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Isn't that what plants do?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (/qEW2)
That's not all they do
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (/qEW2)
There was a girl in my college freshmen class named Ann, developed the nickname Anngina. She was, popular.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (/tuJf)
How in hell do u bump into another boat while sailing on it?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (EK6pT)
Huh?
I don't understand that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (YqDXo)
The Paris agreement assumes, in effect, that the world will find ways to suck CO2 out of the air.
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Isn't that what plants do?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (/qEW2)
The warmer the climate, the better they work.
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 10:20 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:05 PM (AUrzC)
Maybe more like sacrificing a goat to the hangover god. If he doesn't give you one after that, you're immune.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2017 10:20 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 10:21 PM (TVHll)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 10:21 PM (IqV8l)
or Qdpsteve is in for a prime ribbing.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (vChNs)
He's definitely got his loin on the chopping block tonight.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (YqDXo)
In the darkest corners of the internet are those who embrace the power of "and"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (fA1SL)
How in hell do u bump into another boat while sailing on it?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (EK6pT)
It would be very difficult, if the distribution of boats were random.
In this case, Benfold was conducting operations with the tugboat, so they'd have to be pretty close.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:14 PM (2K6fY)
Pretty sure I remember an exchange about that from some Churchill book, probably Manchester:
Churchill's Guest: Port is the brother of cheese!
Churchill: And the sister of gout.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (Vb4BV)
After the buildup, the Great Meat Question has a lot to live up to.
or Qdpsteve is in for a prime ribbing.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (vChNs)
Sir:
Your nomination has been received and approved.
The Swedish Academy of Prizes and Occasional Sciences
Posted by: Al "Dy-no-mite!" Nobel at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (VDQek)
Cannot compute.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (ce4vQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (eMKNe)
How in hell do u bump into another boat while sailing on it?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 20, 2017 10:19 PM (EK6pT)
The same way traffic jams form in LA etc.: there are a limited number of routes for ships to follow. I've read that a lot of the Gulf of Mexico is very shallow (ca. 14 feet, IIRC), and the former Navy base in Puerto Rico (Vieques?) was situated there as it commands a deep water route, i.e., a choke point, in that area.
We tend to think that a ship can sail anywhere. Not true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (JyFLk)
Pro Tip.
Photosynthesis
90% Of all photosynthesis on this planet occurs in the top 200 meters of the oceans. Epipelegiac Zone.
Tres dont do shit for oxygenating a planet.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (vIjh1)
Once upon a time, pronouns like "he" and "her" once referred to individuals identifiable as "men" and "women" based on (unusually) obvious and objective criteria, much in the same way a person can point at a tree and know it is a tree and bay so saying state an objective truth that another person can agree is so.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14120
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)
I've always wondered if any billionaire environmentalists have gone rogue and begun doing so without telling anyone.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)
Yeah, we had nearly 100% alcohol in the punch at our college mixers, too.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (2DOZq)
So I tried it, but my steak got stuck in the USB port. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (gC2IV)
Thanks
And it is exaggerated about a 2 on a scale of 1 to 5
Or as the guys from Little Chute would say, "Fockin' eh, you don't know naughtin eh"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (3/sUh)
Someone please explain to me what the hell did I just see on CNN - Cuomo v. Lavar Ball interview?
It was actually Levar Burton trying to determine Cuomo's grade reading level.
Posted by: ESL teacher at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF?
An old Chevette based Pontiac? What a curious ambition.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (FTlwv)
I already know the answer to that one is "yes, but only if no one from Chicago is anywhere nearby."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (JyFLk)
Uh, no. The one I want comes with a phased plasma rifle.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)
(searches for flaws in the reasoning . . . finds none--given that there are actually two acceptable alcohol-to-mixer ratios: 100:0 and 50:50)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (AUrzC)
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Wait. Is the alcohol 50%, or is the mixer 50%?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2017 10:27 PM (JyFLk)
I cannot compute you watching CNN
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:27 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (gC2IV)
If the girl wants to put ketchup on your hot dog, let the girl put ketchup on your hot dog.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:27 PM (AUrzC)
was younger. Basically a means to stimulate plankton in hopes of the
oceans absorbing more carbon dioxide."
Didn't we already do a bunch of that in WWI and WWII?
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:27 PM (VDQek)
I demand to know what this mixer is of which you speak? *hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at November 20, 2017 10:28 PM (vIjh1)
on time for my 1030 appointment, but didn't get seen until 1300.
why?
some administrator said, calculate the average no-show for each specialty, and overbook by that much.
when everyone shows up? sucks to be us.
i wish every ignorant cork-sucker who supports "universal healthcare" could experience either the VA or Army medicine... (or LA County)
they'd #STFU and never mention the subject again.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2017 10:28 PM (Mqbzl)
Wait. We don't want them to know exactly what happened?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 10:28 PM (H5rtT)
5. "Does seafood count as meat?"
4. "Is it still a dry rub if I add Tabasco to it?"
3. (censored by Cobs due to complete indecipherability, something about how pantyhose might make beef taste better)
2. "If Mila Kunis were a steak, what cut would she be?"
1. "What's the best, most economical and delicious way to beat my meat?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe)
Didn't we already do a bunch of that in WWI and WWII?
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:27 PM (VDQek)
Exempli gratia "Ironbottom Sound"
Posted by: coastwatcher at November 20, 2017 10:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (I/iGu)
I remember that there was one, and was rumored to have been carrying out private experiments dumping rust in the Arctic Ocean.
Beyond that I don't remember much.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:29 PM (2K6fY)
Or as the guys from Little Chute would say, "Fockin' eh, you don't know naughtin eh"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:25 PM (3/sUh)
Thought that might be so. Knew a guy from Sheboygan and I can definitely place the sound, but he didn't have any of those little catch phrases so wan't sure.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 20, 2017 10:29 PM (dab45)
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 10:30 PM (bD2SM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:30 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 20, 2017 10:31 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 10:31 PM (0OmEj)
the sound, but he didn't have any of those little catch phrases so
wan't sure.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 20, 2017 10:29 PM (dab45)
Guy from Sheboygan bit my sister once.
Posted by: Polaroid, faded at November 20, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)
I've always wondered if any billionaire environmentalists have gone rogue and begun doing so without telling anyone.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (I/iGu)
The bio-availability of iron is often the limiting feature in microbial growth, because Fe(III) at neutral pH - essentially rust - is not very available (the solubility product is very low, ca. 10^-40, IIRC).
As a consequence, many microorganisms have evolved ways of solubilizing Fe(III), such as ferrichrome and enterobactin. Conversely, humans have evolved human serum transferrin to sequester iron away from bacteria as a way of fighting septicemia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:31 PM (YqDXo)
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I'd go Sturmtiger because it's all about girth.
http://bit.ly/2jcyYoD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 10:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (4XCge)
I already have the question typed. Just gotta paste it in the box and hit send. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Mccool at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (yicYc)
Sir:
Your nomination has been received and approved.
The Swedish Academy of Prizes and Occasional Sciences
Posted by: Al "Dy-no-mite!" Nobel at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (zCyNd)
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ho lee crap, two threadwinners and a Nobel prize in one day. If I had an ounce of common sense, i'd retire right now.
now scuze me while I go back to commenting on your comments.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (vChNs)
Can anybody figure out how they get the price for Heinz 57? They even call it "ketchup with a kick," so it's not like it has rotten fish in it or somethin'. My god it's expensive, compared to A1 and its clones.
I think "somebody here" is going to ask about brining a turkey.
Which I do, but do not care to discuss.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 10:33 PM (H5rtT)
Catch phrases are believable
The accent is a tad embellished
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:33 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:33 PM (eMKNe)
I already have the question typed. Just gotta paste it in the box and hit send. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)
If it doesn't hit 150 exactly we don't have to answer it, right?
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (AUrzC)
And more than two of them seem guaranteed to give you a legendary hangover, the likes of which make you suspect that Judgment Day was under way inside your skull, and a thousand evil gnomes were trying to escape by jackhammering the backs of your eyeballs.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hillary! at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (vIjh1)
ways of solubilizing
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:31 PM (YqDXo)
This is the first use of "solubilizing" in the history of the English language.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Oxford English Dictionary at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)
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vodka is a most excellent mixer
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (vChNs)
Here's the question you all have been waiting for...
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Which is better, pastrami or corned beef?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (YqDXo)
We already have industrial plants for stripping CO2 out of the air. Billions of them. They are called "plants".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (oPNmq)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Oxford English Dictionary at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (zCyNd)
Common usage in the chemical literature.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Rye would you even ask such a thing?
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:35 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Mccool at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (yicYc)
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Does that ungrateful wench have any idea of how many of her pathetic songs I forced myself to listen to on the radio?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 10:35 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
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Better for what?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:35 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 10:35 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Mccool at November 20, 2017 10:32 PM (yicYc)
everyone loves "Dr. Feelgood"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Rye would you even ask such a thing?
Ruben be prudent...
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (FwbJi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
Name the corning spices, grasshopper . . .
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (AUrzC)
What did you think I meant? ;-)
Okay, 1 vote for Pastrami from Skandia.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (HiDrR)
Corned beef is an animal byproduct the disposal of which Tengri has entrusted to the Irish, as chastisement for them and a warning to others.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: I am Grope
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Hell, the 2nd Officer of the Exxon Valdiz ran into
Alaska. How do you not see that?
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (7Cr6v)
I got thrown out of a Cab for ripping on her and her awful fucking voice.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (FwbJi)
"The T-1000. . . Pontiac's long suffering twin to America's former sweetheart- the Chevrolet Chevette?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2017 10:23 PM (JyFLk)
Uh, no. The one I want comes with a phased plasma rifle."
He'll shoot your eye out kid.
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (TVHll)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.
Posted by: George Costanza at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (mc8++)
Maybe it just feels like longer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (vChNs)
English teachers weep.
ESL students laugh at the grammar.
So all heart attack patients have the same "partner?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Am I the first to say, "Yeah, and the slut really gets around."
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Alaska. How do you not see that?
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (7Cr6v)
"Honest, it jumped right out in front of me!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Yes.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (cGz5Q)
100 proof straight up is 50/50.
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: cocaine at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (AUrzC)
NOW we're cooking with glass!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (2K6fY)
Alaska. How do you not see that?
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How do you not see that?
It was underwater ya putz.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Lapland Marketing Board at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (VDQek)
We hunted them into extinction before the turn of the 20th century.
Everything you eat now is nothing more than beef.
The majestic herds of the noble Pastrami no longer roam the plains of America. Sad.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (y5Z6u)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (I/iGu)
Now let go of my horse or I'll thrash you with this riding crop!
Posted by: Haughty British Horse Woman at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (y5Z6u)
So they've gone the way of the legendary Nauga, hunted to extinction for their hydes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 10:26 PM (+0jcH)
Assumes alcohol is 200 proof.
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (EK6pT)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (mc8++)
'Tis true, friend. The Amish love you long time.
Posted by: Brother Ezekiel at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (eMKNe)
Pastrami, by contrast, is the near-apotheosis of all charcuterie, blessed by Almighty Tengri and a blessing upon the children of the earth
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (TVHll)
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corned beef. Pastrami could never beat the Steelers in the playoffs
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (vChNs)
That Tess Tayor demonstrates a LOT of stupid.
Oh, and thanks for the Hat Tip.
Guy shows true Y-chromosome grit.
Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2017 10:41 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:14
Has there been any in depth study of Manson's mother. She must have been a piece of work to raise such a nasty freak.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 10:39 PM (zOpu5)
Better living through chemistry.
Posted by: Hume's proof at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (zCyNd)
I'm surprised he'd give Nicks the time of day.
http://tinyurl.com/y7vf4v78
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (eMKNe)
<<<
Which one is more work, and can cabbage be regarded as a deodorant?
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (bD2SM)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (mc8++)
Not so with the royal corned beef. It's always beef. For manly men. BEEF.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Kinda begs the question why you'd ruin a perfectly good smoked brisket like that though. I suspect there's more than a few Texans here who'd strenuously object.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (I/iGu)
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Out.
We don't need that type of negativity in here.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (y5Z6u)
Fun Fact: Pastrami refers to the herd. The individual is a Pastramus
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (mc8++)
Can't be too careful!
Posted by: Harvey at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (mc8++)
Let the populace put the little shits in their place.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (y5Z6u)
100 proof straight up is 50/50.
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I was told there would be no math on this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (yJ1e6)
She was a prostitute and he was a bastard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JoeF.
She's Amish.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:38 PM (YqDXo)
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I liked that. or the whiskey I just drank liked that.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:17
I'm pretty sure John Adam would be OK w/ women voting from the correspondence w/ his wife. Just an observation.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (y5Z6u)
Fun Fact: Pastrami refers to the herd. The individual is a Pastramus
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (+F0Wk)
Earlier generations of anthropologists believed that the Pastrami herds were hunted to extinction by the Mayonesa culture. We now know this to be wrong.
Posted by: recent Ph.D. at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (eMKNe)
Now let go of my horse or I'll thrash you with this riding crop!
Posted by: Haughty British Horse Woman at November 20, 2017 10:40 PM (8iiMU)
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The beginning of Hair.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:47 PM (y5Z6u)
Posted by: Voter Dude at November 20, 2017 10:47 PM (g3ZVr)
Posted by: X-ray
Would you sell if you had one? I wouldn't.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 10:47 PM (di1hb)
Let the populace put the little shits in their place.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
And if there weren't so many laws on where you can and can't carry, the "well-organized militia" might actually show up
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 10:43 PM (mc8++)
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Or, had decided if they were going to check out, might as go with a bang?
Posted by: Blake at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (WEBkv)
He passed out at the 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Posted by: Simone at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (wpC7C)
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The takeaways: a) This deal that we MUST join lest the world be destroyed, would have had a negligible effect on our emissions. b) By pulling out of the deal, America is responsible for the bad behavior of other countries, in much the same way that Republicans by appointing Clarence Thomas are responsible for Bill Clinton's history of sexual abuse.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 10:46 PM (yJ1e6)
So there's one.
Yet women did not get the vote until 1920.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (YqDXo)
I got thrown out of a Cab for ripping on her and her awful fucking voice.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:37 PM (FwbJi)
That being a voice that's bad for romance?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (nBr1j)
We'll make sure Santa Claus brings you one, honey, along with that Jihadi Barbie you asked for.
Posted by: Mommy & Daddy at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (2NqXo)
My bosses dropped a bunch of paperwork in my lap that need to be done "Before Morning!" It would be nice if they quit interrupting me on the phone and texts to ask whether I will be able to get it done.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (JNqRY)
Posted by: Kindltot
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You've been shopping at Trader Joe's?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (7Cr6v)
This is rhetorical, right? Pastrami
On another note...
Turned on one of the local AM news channels about ten minutes ago, and they were reporting that both the CA Assembly and State Senate are taking action against members (one in each body) that have been accused of sexually harrassing women. I didn't catch the names of the politicians. But the guy in the Assembly is being stripped of his positions, and the State Senate is launching a Third-Party investigation of their guy.
Posted by: junior at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (cSguU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (I/iGu)
True. They were mostly hunting the Pastramus Minoris.
Not the larger and more common (to North America) Pastramus Girthus.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (y5Z6u)
Posted by: X-ray
Would you sell if you had one? I wouldn't.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 10:47 PM (di1hb)
It'd be perfect for the morning commute.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 10:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:50 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:50 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:50 PM (eMKNe)
No you weren't you stupid bint. Read it again.
*revokes right to emote, too, for good measure*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 10:51 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:49 PM (I/iGu)
I'll spend the extra couple of bucks per pound and buy a ribeye
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:51 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoik
No jerky? Hey, what about prosciutto?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 10:52 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2017 10:52 PM (jm1YL)
But I would rather have a Rare Roast Beef on Marble Rye with Salt, Pepper and a slice of Tomato.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:52 PM (y5Z6u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (3/sUh)
So, not a piece of work, then. Rather, she did piece work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:52 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: TFG at November 20, 2017 10:53 PM (EK6pT)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 10:53 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe)
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Romanian, actually.
And... REPENT!
Posted by: junior at November 20, 2017 10:53 PM (cSguU)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 10:47 PM (y5Z6u)
Love onion rings but $4.00 for a 25 cent onion cut up and dipped in flour and milk and fried? I get the prep is the cost. But I'll stick with the fries for a buck.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 10:53 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (fA1SL)
Hey, just what you see, pal.
Posted by: Deli Shop owner at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 10:42 PM (yJ1e6)
She was a prostitute and he was a bastard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:45 PM (3/sUh)
I do not think she was a prostitute at the time she had him. She was only 16. Possible I suppose. Anyway she ultimately rejected him and it was downhill from there.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (2DOZq)
Plus my wife is half Irish so we have it regularly.
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Every first date you've ever been on at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (gC2IV)
10 pastrami, 6 corned beef, 3 other
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)
Please forward final results to PETA. Just FYI.
Posted by: what did you learn in school today? sharing... at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 10:55 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 10:55 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: sopressetta, Mortadella, & Prosciutto at November 20, 2017 10:55 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
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I saw Joe at Filthy McNasty's in Kent a couple times. Crissy Hynde too back in the early 70s.
I think - honestly, that was during the lost years so I could be wrong - could of been at JB's too now that I think of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2017 10:55 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:52 PM (oPNmq
I do not think she was a prostitute at the time she had him. She was only 16. Possible I suppose. Anyway she ultimately rejected him and it was downhill from there.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 20, 2017 10:54 PM (2DOZq)
Either way, had a 3 strike law been in effect, he would have been in prison in 1969
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (3/sUh)
Could be Romanian, though - they are a nation of thieves, after all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (fA1SL)
I have been taught CPR a couple of times. Since then, "they" have changed their idea about how to do CPR more than a couple of times.
If you're going to say that the general public needs to know this important lifesaving thing I think you should be pretty clear about whether it's lifesaving.
Also, this has probably come up, but the link that says bare boobs and free speech has no bare boobs in it anywhere, even by implication.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)
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Romanian, actually.
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I always thought Pastrami was Jewish. The best you could get was always found in a Jewish Deli.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 10:53 PM (FUu/Z)
Have I taught you nothing?
Posted by: George Costanza at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (+F0Wk)
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GFY
Posted by: sopressetta, Mortadella, Prosciutto at November 20, 2017 10:55 PM (+0jcH)
We're waiting for the salami.
Posted by: Chicks you'll never meet at November 20, 2017 10:57 PM (zCyNd)
Corned beef isn't just for sandwiches. I usually stock up on it when it goes on sale after St. Patrick's day.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 10:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 10:57 PM (I/iGu)
They let him go so many times it was ridiculous.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 20, 2017 10:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 10:57 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
I'm guessing they might be pleasantly surprised at how generally safe the country they founded is and might be smart enough to blame violent crime on violent people.
That woman should be hit over the head with a blunt excrement.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 20, 2017 10:58 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (fA1SL)
Yer on my list, pal.
Posted by: Vlad Dracul at November 20, 2017 10:58 PM (zCyNd)
says bare boobs and free speech has no bare boobs in it anywhere, even
by implication.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 10:56 PM (gIRsn)
I noticed that too, but refrained from complaining, lest the proprietors of this fine establishment get the notion that I only come here for the boobehs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:58 PM (oPNmq)
Made venison pastrami before. Is that 'pastrami' pastrami or some bastardized version?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 20, 2017 10:59 PM (EK6pT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (TVHll)
Idjit probably doesn't even know what the term "regulated" was in reference to at the time either.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Biden 2019! at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (+0jcH)
That being said, gee, another Democrat exploiting women. I am not shocked.
EVERY day there are more. And more. Yesterday it was 42 various people accused; at this rate, we'll hit 50 by Wednesday.
This is a really interesting timeline that we've jumped into.
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (aT+Bx)
Great funny song of his is "Waffle Stomp," on the Fast Times at Ridgemont High soundtrack.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (TVHll)
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WTF is this sorcery of which you speak?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (I/iGu)
Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels-bring home for Emma
Posted by: Order of Leibowitz at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
James Gang and Grand Funk. The Small Faces. 10 years after.
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (9mZIr)
My numbers could be off but pastrami is definitely winning!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Not so fast.
Posted by: Injunction in an adorable grass skirt at November 20, 2017 11:02 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe)
I can't stomach deli food -- probably why I'm not familiar with it!
It's just a variant of corned beef, which is OK if one is Irish or into embalmed meat products...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:03 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Yes, beef pastrami is aka Jewish BBQ.
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:03 PM (TVHll)
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I wouldn't be surprised if Romanian Jews introduced it to the US.
Posted by: junior at November 20, 2017 11:03 PM (cSguU)
Heh. Had lunch with some friends one afternoon after church. They served up Wham!
Wham. Yes, Wham.
Some kinda soy-based ham-looking freak of nature. It had the consistency of felt. Ham-flavored soy-felt.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (EK6pT)
Side note - biltong is the game-meat pastrami of jerky. Damned good stuff.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 11:01 PM (I/iGu)
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Works well with Manwich.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Zombie Clara Peller at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 11:05 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at November 20, 2017 11:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zombie Clara Peller at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
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Not in a can of Manwich
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 11:05 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Vegetarian who continues to search for meat flavored food at November 20, 2017 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (7Cr6v)
Wait, who's can? And why the human centipede act?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 20, 2017 11:04 PM (EK6pT)
Soy gefelt!
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
With all respect, Steve, but you are on a fool's errand, trying to establish the "superiority" of one form of spiced beef over another. They have different uses. You wouldn't use corned beef for a hot pastrami sammich. And you wouldn't stock your fallout shelter with canned pastrami, because there ain't none.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (oPNmq)
Salo.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe)
>> forget the aftertaste of your Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray.
You take that back right now, mister. The Olympic Gods' nectar WISHES it was Cel-Ray.
Harrumph.
Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2017 11:07 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 11:07 PM (mc8++)
interesting. I'm guessing a carbon-heavy planet could get it, if a comet
landed and dumped some water there after most of the planet had already
formed.
So: a planet with runaway plant growth, perhaps?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo"
That's where the Tholians live.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2017 11:07 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)
youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ
Posted by: cocaine at November 20, 2017 11:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: O. Bama at November 20, 2017 11:07 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:08 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 20, 2017 11:08 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 10:35
I actually thought Christine McVie had a sexier voice. Always loved her back to her British blues days.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (eMKNe)
https://tinyurl.com/ycggwxqy
meat eating is problematic in terms of the environment, animal welfare, and human health. One mechanism through which one of those concerns can be eliminated - and the others potentially mitigated - is to remove animals from the equation.
This week saw the world's first international conference on the industrial manufacture of meat. Arguably, that is what the beef, pork, and chicken industries already do but, in this case, the meat is to be grown in industrial bioreactors instead of inside animals that are subsequently killed.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (4XCge)
About Nicks and Walsh: many years ago I read they each experienced the loss of a child. IIRC, Joe lost his child in an accident?
and Nicks wrote a song about it. I could be wrong.
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (9mZIr)
1) Yes, I know it's about trust.
2) Why would I trust someone into bondage - lite or otherwise?
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (cu8/f)
Pastrami is culturally Jewish and corned beef is culturally Irish and I'm ethnically Irish so I should root for my team but I can't get away from the fact that improved corned beef has the word "improved" in it.
Then one of you rapscallions mentioned that there's no such thing as pastrami hash, which is a good point because corned beef hash is proof that God loves us.
I may tell a story about corned beef hash which reflects poorly on my character, or I may keep it to myself and pretend that I'm not an asshole. It's the internet, I might be a dog.
This is a meditation. Don't construe this as a vote for either side. Pastrami vs. corned beef is very important and I'm going to need some time with this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 11:10 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:10 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Naked Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 11:10 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: CCO at November 20, 2017 11:10 PM (2jeou)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:10 PM (eMKNe)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)
Think 'cured/smoked fatback, with very little meat; pork rinds what ain't fried.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:06 PM (fA1SL)
In Hungary it's called erdelyi szalonna, or Transylvanian bacon.
Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at November 20, 2017 11:11 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:11 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 11:12 PM (SkuXa)
conference on the industrial manufacture of meat. Arguably, that is what
the beef, pork, and chicken industries already do but, in this case,
the meat is to be grown in industrial bioreactors instead of inside
animals that are subsequently killed.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (4XCge)
Cue: "The Chicken Heart That Ate Chicago".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:13 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:13 PM (e9G8E)
hah, sock off.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
What are these "socks" of which you speak?
Posted by: Yanomamo with WiFi at November 20, 2017 11:13 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Froderick Fronkensteen at November 20, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
About Nicks and Walsh: many years ago I read they each experienced the loss of a child. IIRC, Joe lost his child in an accident?
and Nicks wrote a song about it. I could be wrong.
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:09 PM (9mZIr)
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I think the only child Nicks ever lost was one she aborted. The song Sara is said to about what might have been if she had the child.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 11:13 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
"The word 'pastrami' was originally borrowed from the Turkish 'pastirma' by the Romanians ('pastrama'), who made their dish from pork and mutton."
www.delidoneright.com/2013/01/14/
corned-beef-or-pastrami-three-differences/
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:14 PM (TVHll)
Author has used 'problematic' in an unironic manner.
Sentence - ten lashes with the captain's daughter prior to keelhauling.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 20, 2017 11:14 PM (EK6pT)
If all this anti-Roumanian BS hadn't sent me to Wiki, I'd have never known.
Also, early US versions were goose breast? I'm-a look into that, as a lot of hunters around here shoot the Canada out of self-defense and cannot stand it. They grind up the meat and use one of those burger-syringes to make jerky.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 11:14 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 11:14 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (g4lFK)
I wish you would have said something earlier.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:10 PM (3/sUh)
Thank you, Mis Hum. Bandersnatch beat me to it. But it was real early on in the thread in any case. I got caught up in the pastramulations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (oPNmq)
No, that's wishy-washy. I'm going to vote but this is too important to rush.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 11:16 PM (gIRsn)
Tough, but fair.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:16 PM (y87Qq)
Thanks to everyone for responding.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:39
Ilike both, but I'll votr for corned beef. Beside Dt. Pat's CB w/ cabbage , carrots and taters it's lso great on Reubens.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:16 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:16 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Mork from Ork at November 20, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Farmer
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She was...Perfect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:16 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:03 PM (TVHll)
You're Jewish?
Love your nails
Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (3/sUh)
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There's a local chain here in SoCal called The Hat that makes an excellent pastrami burger.
Posted by: junior at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (cSguU)
Kick the flop. Look around. Take wallet, watch, rings, cellphone.
Stand beside the patient and yell 'Get up before you fuckin' die!' Then, disappear into the crowd.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (VDQek)
Ewwwwww.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (g4lFK)
Turkey anything other than turkey-turkey is an abomination. It's like eating imitation iced milk instead of ice cream.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 11:18 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:19 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:19 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 11:13 PM (pvjTE)
FYI Slayer wrote an anti-abortion song SILENT SCREAM one of the members is Catholic and he wrote the song.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 11:19 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: O. Bama at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Milos like opera at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 20, 2017 11:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 11:21 PM (T71PA)
Really?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (3/sUh)
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You're infringing my trademark.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 11:21 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 11:22 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:22 PM (P8951)
Season 1 and 2 were better than season 3. Seasons 1 and 2 were British.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 11:22 PM (g4lFK)
I'm not really nuts about either though. I'd rather have a roast beef sandwich.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:23 PM (P8951)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:23 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2017 11:24 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
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Incorporate that technology into the Japanese sexbots and you've solved the original problem.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 11:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 20, 2017 11:21 PM (H5knJ)
I can eat just about any cut of meat, but tongue is not one of them. If you drown it in A1 sauce and wash it down with a big glass of milk.......That and the schnauzer when Mom and Dad weren't watching.
There I have relived my childhood.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:25 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 11:25 PM (Ri/rl)
Season 1 and 2 were better than season 3. Seasons 1 and 2 were British.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 11:22 PM (g4lFK)
Read the Unabomer's manifesto he was right about a lot of things.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 11:25 PM (dKiJG)
/not joking. at all.
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (aT+Bx)
Last time I was in there they had changed the menu. It had only been 28 years since the last time and they change everything?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
There I have relived my childhood.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:25 PM (3/sUh)
I used to dump it into the upright piano. Good times...
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
So you could try to "cross my T"... not the first time I've heard that line.
Posted by: The Baltic Fleet at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (VDQek)
Little-known fact: musician Don Van Vliet had originally planned to record under the handle "Captain Beeftongue", but discovered there was already a childrens' TV show host by that name in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, so he went with "Captain Beefheart" instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:27 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Cow tongue? You boil it, then peel it. Sliced, its not bad.
Better than a hunk of liverwurst, anyways.
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:27 PM (TVHll)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (T71PA)
Piano lessons must have been an interesting event?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:27 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:17 PM (3/sUh)
The canned salmon loaf or the Cow tongue? I grew up with 5 brothers and a sister. We ate anything on sale. I hated the salmon loaf the tongue was pretty good. Texture of braunschweiger.but just tasted like hamburger.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:27 PM (VDQek)
Read the Unabomer's manifesto he was right about a lot of things.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 11:25 PM (dKiJG)
Edit: Patrick from a small cabin deep in the woods in Ohio
Posted by: Accuracy in Nics, Inc. at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (zCyNd)
We agree to disagree. You can have my share.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Milos like opera at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (zCyNd)
As an individual piece, yeah, but Strauss' Salame has an undeniable spice. And girthiness.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:20 PM (y87Qq)
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Ba-Tampte half sours are hands down the best. The quality can be uneven, though. Some jars just taste "different" than others.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (/qEW2)
Pastrami is essentially smoked corned beef....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:30 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (y87Qq)
Baloney!
Posted by: Richard Wagner at November 20, 2017 11:30 PM (oPNmq)
Vigilante justice would greatly cut down on "gun violence". Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 11:30 PM (cu8/f)
Yeah. Some chicks are like that.
Posted by: Sen. "Tongue Missile" Franken at November 20, 2017 11:31 PM (zCyNd)
Pass.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:30 PM (myWJh)
It tastes you back.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 20, 2017 11:31 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 11:31 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Richard Wagner
From everything I've read though Rick, you were the wurst person ever. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura"
Had a girl fly in from Sydney to visit me some time back. She said she wanted Greek food so I drove her 30 miles to the only greek restaurant that I knew of close by. The menu had no greek food on it at all and I asked the waitress and she said that they'd kept the greek name of the restaurant but had changed the menu over to regular USA stuff.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2017 11:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Some of the restaurants don't peel it so it becomes important to not peek under the tortilla, but I do adore it.
MMM and extra hot sauce. Nom.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 11:32 PM (2K6fY)
I'm all about the multi-kulti and I loved living abroad but there were times when I was dying for a good American diner. I kept thinking I was missing them, because how can you have a whole country without a diner? It didn't make sense.
And I especially wanted corned beef hash.
So the time came to move home and we were having a going away thing with friends that my wife had made and I was late to it. I was late because I was saying goodbye to my girlfriend (I told you this story was going to reflect poorly on my character).
When I did show up my wife said hey you're too late, we had corned beef hash and it's gone.
Her friends were rich. I didn't even question it. Rich people can get things that normal people can't. It didn't occur to me that I'd lived in the country for three years and never seen corned beef at any price.
I fumed and fussed about missing out on the corned beef hash for two weeks before she fessed up and said it was prank and of course they didn't have any.
I actually respected the hell out of her for that. It was very well played.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 11:32 PM (gIRsn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oixEpKXSsc
Posted by: zombie Dick Clark at November 20, 2017 11:32 PM (fSf/G)
Hah, I wasn't even thinking of the Ba-Tampte pickle, I had in mind the mustard.
Ba-Tampte products are like hen's teeth around here anyway, but we can get some other decent never-saw-vinegar half-sours so I get the fresh refrigerated local ones. If I find a Ba-Tampte trove at a local shop I usually just sweep all the mustard and pickled green tomatoes off the shelf into my basket.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: zombie Dick Clark at November 20, 2017 11:33 PM (fSf/G)
Over at ZeroHedge, Hillary Fantasizes with Journalist about being President of Another Planet.
/not joking. at all.
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 11:26 PM (aT+Bx)
Just as well, because they'll never be President of the United States!
(SWIDT?)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:33 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 11:33 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 11:34 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Accuracy in Nics, Inc. at November 20, 2017 11:29 PM (zCyNd)
Well my Brother is building one
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (dKiJG)
(SWIDT?)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:33 PM (e9G8E)
Could we start a GoFundMe to ship Hillary to Jupiter? The Great Red Spot should be nice and homey for her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (VDQek)
I see it in the grocery store. I don't want to eat that at all.
Lengua burritos either.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 11:36 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (7Cr6v)
You too?
Posted by: Hillary, one eye doing lazy circles at November 20, 2017 11:36 PM (y87Qq)
'All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there.'
Or, we can have the guild space her back to Geidi Prime.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:35 PM (VDQek)
Mexican markets. Ask for "lengua". I guess that's where it all goes. I don't see beef heart in the markets anymore, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:37 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:37 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:37 PM (oPNmq)
Beef heart is good.
So is liver.
Tongue, not so imho
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:38 PM (3/sUh)
Unless that changes, the promise of limiting the harm of climate change is almost certain to be broken.
"Limiting the harm", my ass! Beat that climate bitch senseless!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2017 11:38 PM (+lCO9)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 11:39 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Farmer
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She was...Perfect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:16
Indeed. You must be as old as I am, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:39 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (e9G8E)
Tomorrow night: shrimp vs scallops!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (eMKNe)
My dad would ocassionally buy a whole beef heart from one of the butcher's on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx.
He would disect it and teach me the anatomy ....and then my mom would cook it.
Yuck!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 11:39 PM (gIRsn)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
-------------
This where we discuss Haggis, aye?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (eMKNe)
Pastrami.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:42 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Tastes like chalk. OTOH, I enjoy fried liver mush.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:43 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:44 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 11:44 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (myWJh)
House Of
Although I heard that the Office did okay.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (6FqZa)
You brought your Gold Card, right? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
Or, we can have the guild space her back to Geidi Prime.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:37 PM (fA1SL)
I was trying to sell a couple of co-workers that were traveling to buy a tablet to work on and do email, instead of their laptops.
My explanation was that it does pretty much everything, it can access wifi, take pictures, record . . . and then my brain moved sideways and my mouth said, "it is sort of like those monolith things out of 2001 Space odyssey that do everything."
Then my mouth went into stupid as they all stared at me like I was spouting gibberish and I had to add, "but if you want it to teach monkeys to beat on things and create fire you probably need to get an Apple product"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (2K6fY)
Lengua burritos either.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 11:36 PM (Ri/rl)
++++
Whenever I'm in a real Mexican restaurant (read: not Taco Bell), I always go with carnitas. I don't know why the American fast food joints don't have pork dishes.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:40 PM (7Cr6v)
The only Haggis worth having is the free-range Haggis, run down and brought to earth by fierce kilted Highlanders armed with claymores.
The battery Haggis is a sad and dispirited beast, prone to constipation and liver spots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (myWJh)
Types
Deletes
Walks away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:46 PM (3/sUh)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:46 PM (9mZIr)
469. Heh.....after having Cajun ex-in-laws, working for with
Chinese and other east central Asians for better than a decade and
a half, and now engaged to a VN girl, I've eaten things you people
wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
So your real name is "Mikey"?
Posted by: Miklos, who if nominated.. at November 20, 2017 11:46 PM (zCyNd)
Dripping fat on fire off the pork shoulder
I've watched charcoal embers glitter in the darkness near the backyard gate
All those moments are lost in time, like beers in a frat party
Time to eat
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2017 11:46 PM (IcT7t)
I have been taught CPR a couple of times. Since then, "they" have changed their idea about how to do CPR more than a couple of times.
I've taken CPR training about a half dozen times over 20 years. Different procedure every time.
What. Was. The. Point?
Once you begin administering CPR, you need to be prepared to continue to administer CPR. As stated in The Longest Day, "Hold until relieved."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2017 11:46 PM (+lCO9)
Undercook beef? Probably okay. Undercook pork? It's like having a 'minor fender bender' in your car with a motorcyclist. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
Raw yes but cooked by my Mom kinda dry. But bacon and onions so an overall meal win.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:47 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:47 PM (e9G8E)
There are a lot of foods I like now that I hated when I was a kid, like beets and Brussel sprouts and few that I loved that I now can't stand.
Liverwurst is one of them. Cotton candy is another. It's like eating mouthfuls of sugar.
I can't drink soda any more either for some mysterious reason. The carbonation bothers me. It's all for the good as I drink water now all day instead.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:47 PM (P8951)
She really does live in her own little fantasy world. Can you imagine her and Pennywise running the country together?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 20, 2017 11:48 PM (mMeIQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932682805557022720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932682897148047361
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932682994204192768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683095148556289
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683205672669184
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2017 11:48 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:48 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:49 PM (6FqZa)
The class also covers first aid and defibrillators.
So I can keep you alive, if so inclined.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:49 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2017 11:49 PM (2K6fY)
brought to earth by fierce kilted Highlanders armed with claymores.
That's not very sporting. Sheep wanders over to a certain spot and gets shredded by ~700 little metal balls.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2017 11:49 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 11:45 PM (FUu/Z)
Because it's "The other WHITE meat", honky!
Posted by: some congresswoman or other at November 20, 2017 11:49 PM (zCyNd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683305312505857
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683401412468737
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683498321825792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683593045954560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932683718728220672
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2017 11:49 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:20
You from NYC? We had egg creams there a few yrs ago, they were great. Don't have them in the Midwest.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:50 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2017 11:50 PM (eh0Va)
I read that headline on Drudge about Hillary discussing being president in outer space
But remember this: Trump says stupid stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
Cannot blame John Conyers for sexual harassment, can we? After all, his spouse is in the slammer. That, or his steadfast support of the "Good and Plenty Clause".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (+lCO9)
A Chinese company purchases the lab space and equipment of a defunct technical company in the United States. They initially hire locals and just send a few Chinese middle managers and technical people. The locals have trouble following the Chinese corporate documents and procedures, which are Byzantine, inefficient, partly in Chinese, poorly translated and poorly explained.
The Chinese company eventually send more managers, who
begin to complain about the supposed incompetence of the local work force. A stream of Chinese "former employees" of the company are brought in from Canada; one could reasonably suspect they are former in name only, having travelled to Canada and stayed just long enough to become a citizen, then immediately moved down to the U.S. to take all new jobs as the company expands. Note: It's extremely easy for Canadian citizens to get jobs in the U. S.
The locals are eventuall all forced out for being 'unsuitable' and the Chinese company has effectively moved part of their workforce to the United States. No jobs for Americans, just colonization by China.
Anybody?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (y5Z6u)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (TVHll)
Any sort of shellfish is wonderful. I love them all and can't decide which kind I like more.
I had crab legs a month ago and throughly enjoyed it. The only problem with them is they're a lot of work for not much meat.
The other issue with shellfish is that you'd better wrap up the shells in a plastic bag before you put them in the trash. I forget to do so with the crab shells and the next morning I gagged when I walked in the kitchen.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (P8951)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (fA1SL)
I've watched charcoal embers glitter in the darkness near the backyard gate
All those moments are lost in time, like beers in a frat party
Time to eat
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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A rare crossing of food/Blade Runner beams.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:52 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:52 PM (6FqZa)
I read that headline on Drudge about Hillary discussing being president in outer space
But remember this: Trump says stupid stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
I'm all in favor of Hill going into orbit. She can be president of Uranus.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:53 PM (P8951)
If you like the flavor, don't ask what it is.
If you don't like the flavor, who cares what it is?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
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You're supposed to put them out for the raccoons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 11:53 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:54 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:22
I've some that is passable, mixed in something else. What is a horror is turkey hot dogs. Freaking awful, I was young and poor in college. Never again.
Be well Donna.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:54 PM (yJ1e6)
I had a pastrami reuben at Togo's, which is how I thought of it. I was hungry for it thanks to Subway's commercials for their new reuben, but I don't trust Subway or their "corned beef."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:55 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 11:55 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (TVHll)
South Pointe?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:55 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:55 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 11:56 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:50 PM (yJ1e6)
Nej, Michigan. Dad's from East Meadow though.
Egg creams are just milk, seltzer, chocolate syrup, and a straw though, easy enough to make at home. You don't even need real Fox's U-bet syrup unless you've had a real egg cream in the last few months.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 20, 2017 11:48 PM (mMeIQ)
Thanks, I was wondering why he didn't make the board.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 11:56 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mars Needs Lesbos at November 20, 2017 11:56 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 11:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:57 PM (fA1SL)
Blasphemer!
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 11:57 PM (y5Z6u)
Remember that agency that analyzed Subway's teriyaki chicken sandwich? They couldn't find any real chicken in it. :-P
I have a hunch if someone analyzed McD's McRib, they couldn't find any real pork in it either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932676547160526848
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2017 11:50 PM (eh0Va)
Dig up a pic of ginger like that and we may actually end the ginger vs mary ann argument.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 20, 2017 11:58 PM (aMlLZ)
He usually makes the wall of shame/fame.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 11:25
CG, I think he' involved in a move, thus the lack of usual participation.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:58 PM (yJ1e6)
umm... first... phrasing! And second, WHAT A LOON.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 20, 2017 11:58 PM (aMlLZ
or start round 2?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 11:57 PM (y5Z6u)
Hey buddy, you come here and try to find U-bet. Not so easy.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (y87Qq)
*dons Donald Sutherland 'fro wig and trench coat. Points, opens mouth and emits ear-splitting screech *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:54 PM (yJ1e6)
You too, Farmer.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (e9G8E)
(although I admit those shipping charges can kill you)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (zCyNd)
begin to complain about the supposed incompetence of the local work
force. A stream of Chinese "former employees" of the company are
brought in from Canada; one could reasonably suspect they are former in
name only, having travelled to Canada and stayed just long enough to
become a citizen, then immediately moved down to the U.S. to take all
new jobs as the company expands. Note: It's extremely easy for Canadian
citizens to get jobs in the U. S.
The locals are eventuall all forced out for being 'unsuitable' and
the Chinese company has effectively moved part of their workforce to the
United States. No jobs for Americans, just colonization by China.
Anybody?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (t5m5e)
AFAIK, a landed immigrant cannot get Canadian citizenship until he/she has been resident in the country for 5 years.
Now, I wouldn't put it past our present Dear Leader Trudeau to fuck that up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)
Anybody?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (t5m5e)
#175;\_(ツ )_/¯
Posted by: ZANU-PF at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 20, 2017 11:58 PM (aMlLZ
or start round 2?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (3/sUh)
right....who the fuck am I kidding. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 12:01 AM (aMlLZ)
If PDT just made Hillz the embassador to Zeta Reticuli, would that shut her up?
---1. Psychologists say that it's really bad to encourage an mentally ill person's delusions.2. What did Zeta Reticuli ever do to you to make you hate them that much?
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 12:02 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)
That's sounds like H8 speech...
Posted by: Prime Minister Zoolander at November 21, 2017 12:03 AM (itfg0)
Yum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 12:03 AM (+0jcH)
already been visited by aliens and promised that she'd 'get to the
bottom' of them.
umm... first... phrasing! And second, WHAT A LOON.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
On Zeta Reticuli, Gray Aliens get to the bottom of you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:04 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 21, 2017 12:04 AM (P8951)
Charlie Rose thought the women wanted to see his junk just as much as he wanted to flash it at them?
SIR! This behavior is wrong for the high standards of PBS and only belongs at a public library and on mass transit!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:04 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 12:05 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: ZANU-PF at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (itfg0)
Does the eminent leader of ZANU-PF have any enlightenment on the pressing topic of Old Man Balls?
Posted by: Sub-saharan Subway Franchises, Inc. at November 21, 2017 12:05 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:04 AM (2K6fY)
Another fine service of the National Corporation for Pubic Broadcasting?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (oPNmq)
Yeah......horse meat, smoke-cured over horsedung fire, then air-dried. He told me - I didnt ask - because he thought it was funny.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (Ri/rl)
---1. Psychologists say that it's really bad to encourage an mentally ill person's delusions.2. What did Zeta Reticuli ever do to you to make you hate them that much?
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 12:02 AM (aT+Bx)
We exiled her to Earth for a reason...
Posted by: Shape-Shifting Reptilian from ζ Reticuli at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: zeta reticuli holding a limp probe at November 21, 2017 12:07 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (fA1SL)
I've been accused of smuggling kolbasa on occasion.
No, I'm lying, that never happened.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2017 12:07 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:08 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: PBS fan at November 21, 2017 12:08 AM (7Cr6v)
CB is great for everything by itself and combination
I tried smoking hash once but I couldn't get the corned beef lit
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:09 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:09 AM (e9G8E)
Do the same with 12 ounces of drained sauerkraut. Preheat the oven to 300.
Stick both pouches in the oven seams up so you don't get drippy in there.
On a griddle, take four slices of jewish marble rye buttered one face, grill them butter side down until nicely browned.
Take the pouches out of the oven. Spread russian dressing thinly on the not-grilled sides of the bread, then build the sandwiches. Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, corned beef, cheese again.
Put the built sandwiches on a cookie sheet and then into the oven for 6 or 7 minutes.
Enjoy your reubens.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 12:09 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)
Don't know what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure you're right.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 21, 2017 12:09 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: X-ray at November 21, 2017 12:09 AM (VDQek)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:08 AM (2K6fY)
We lost an MP in Colombia? Do they have room for a couple hundred more?
I only ever heard that story here. Don't know who, when or whatever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:10 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Sub-saharan Subway Franchises, Inc. at November 21, 2017 12:05 AM (zCyNd)
I could take 'em or leave 'em... just as long as those White farmers are dead.
Posted by: ZANU-PF Policy Statement (被中国共产党批准) at November 21, 2017 12:10 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:10 AM (9TR2V)
Good luck replacing her with an American girl
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:12 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 12:12 AM (myWJh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 12:13 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:04 AM (2K6fY)
Another fine service of the National Corporation for Pubic Broadcasting?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (oPNmq)
It appears that PBS condones a culture of misogyny and just outright pervert behaviour
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 21, 2017 12:13 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 21, 2017 12:14 AM (jK8Z7)
Conservative Sen. TobiasEnverga, the first Filipino-Canadian to sit
in the Senate, hasdied at age 61 during a parliamentary trip to
Colombia.
His office saidEnvergadied Thursday morning with his wife by his side
He was senator for Ontario. You guys have a parliament filled with senators?
(I have had it pointed out that I do not understand the Canadian government. I explain I don't understand Australian rules football either)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:15 AM (2K6fY)
And this, Horde, this is what we call 'a tell.' Dude is obviously some boghopping Papist what just hit the ketamine to take the edge off the three hits of Orange Sunshine. Sad, really.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:15 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Newlywed from Whoville at November 21, 2017 12:16 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:16 AM (9TR2V)
twitter.com/parker33321/status/932801311782907908
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
I haven't even voted and I'm building up arguments for tomorrow's shrimp vs. scallops.
I'm assuming you're going to clarify whether we're talking sea scallops or bay scallops.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 12:17 AM (gIRsn)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nretek
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:17 AM (oPNmq)
http://tinyurl.com/y8u45bnm
I'd bet he has hired security that keeps thieves from his stuff.
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 12:17 AM (zOpu5)
Yeah......horse meat, smoke-cured over horsedung fire, then
air-dried. He told me - I didnt ask - because he thought it was funny.
-----
When they start telling you what's in it, you have to make them stop.
Immediately.
I suspect that that yumminess of "kolbasa" is directly proportional to the weirdness of the ingredients.
Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 12:17 AM (aT+Bx)
*topical!*
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:17 AM (9TR2V)
Good luck replacing her with an American girl
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:12 AM (9TR2V)
I can do all the cooking just don't have anyone to enjoy it.
Posted by: X-ray at November 21, 2017 12:18 AM (VDQek)
Late to the party, but at least I made it tonight. Dear Old Dad is getting to be quite cantankerous. I think he's asleep -- if not, I've got to watch him like a hawk. He'll just decide to get up -- without the walker -- and do Lord knows what.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 21, 2017 12:19 AM (8O3HH)
In other news, I'm probably on some more lists now.
https://stoatnet.org/heater.png
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2017 12:19 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 21, 2017 12:19 AM (H5rtT)
American men don't know what a tongue is for.
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 12:12 AM (myWJh)
Edit Cresson, is that you?
Posted by: observateur at November 21, 2017 12:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 12:19 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Russian dressing hackers at November 21, 2017 12:20 AM (zCyNd)
Yes, that's EXACTLY what I asked the students Friday
What a freakin' loser
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:20 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: X-ray at November 21, 2017 12:09
We loved that when in the the UK for a Sunday Roast. Not far from a Midwestern Sunday dinner after church. The difference is in the Yorkshire pudding, and now Jules makes it sometimes, very good.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 12:20 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:21 AM (2K6fY)
I even have all her recipes
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:21 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:22 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 12:22 AM (2DOZq)
(I have had it pointed out that I do not understand the Canadian government. I explain I don't understand Australian rules football either)
Posted by: Kindltot
I've heard their senators are appointed by highest bribe-price, and stay in position for life. No need for citizens to go vote.
Posted by: bbq afficianado at November 21, 2017 12:23 AM (TVHll)
I'm STILL smiling.
She is blessed (and a blessing).
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 12:23 AM (vUcdz)
(I
have had it pointed out that I do not understand the Canadian
government. I explain I don't understand Australian rules football
either)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:15 AM (2K6fY)
Canada has a bicameral Parliament: House of Commons - elected; Senate - appointed. Basically the British model, except their Upper House is the House of Lords. Having no nobility, Canada was obliged to create Senators instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:24 AM (oPNmq)
(I have had it pointed out that I do not understand the Canadian government. I explain I don't understand Australian rules football either)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 12:15 AM (2K6fY)
Senators in Canada are appointed and the Canadian Senate functions just like the UK's House of Lords.
Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at November 21, 2017 12:24 AM (itfg0)
2-tell the Chinese it is the male reproductive organ of some endangered, and possibly fictitious animal
3-PROFIT!!!!
Posted by: Miklosian Marketing, PLC at November 21, 2017 12:25 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Stoic Lee at November 21, 2017 12:26 AM (4XCge)
Can I be a snowbilly too?
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:27 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (e9G8E)
Except, they have a complicated system of ranking either individual candidates or party candidate lists (but not both) and determining who gets in according to some overly complicated scheme that puts the tax code to shame...
Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: X-ray at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (VDQek)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2017 12:23
Good for you and Joyce. Prayers still up for her.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (yJ1e6)
It is said that a seven-course Ukrainian meal is a ring of kielbasa and a six pack.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 21, 2017 12:29 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 21, 2017 12:29 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:30 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:30 AM (9TR2V)
The local Wegmans sells frozen "goat" cubes... I shit thee not!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (e9G8E)
Where is romance in frozen goat?
Posted by: Ahmed, the sensitive Beduin at November 21, 2017 12:31 AM (zCyNd)
Kolbasa is the Kaboom! of sausage products.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:32 AM (fA1SL)
that's tasty (except the butter you bake it in). But as a side dish it
is amazing.
Posted by: X-ray at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (VDQek)
Yorkshire pudding is primarily a vehicle for the delivery of gravy.
Here in Alberta, the large Ukrainian community makes kielbasa, pronounced "koobaSAW" , which is a very yummy sausage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:32 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:34 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We banished her! She was way to corrupt. Also, kind of creepy.
Posted by: The Shadows at November 21, 2017 12:34 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: DC at November 21, 2017 12:35 AM (2R3Ah)
He is defending Marion Barry.
I lived in DC after Barry was re-elected. He told White People to get over it (his exact words). Public services were nonexistent (ONE snowplow!! Remember when the govt. shut down in Jan 96? It was because no one could dive anywhere!!
Tony Williams was swept into office after Barry by promising two things: 1. More snowplows 2. Replacing the Soviet DMV with new offices and nice people.
Done and done.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #every man a Wildcat/go KSU at November 21, 2017 12:35 AM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:36 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Abe Froman, the sausage King of Chicago at November 21, 2017 12:36 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:37 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #every man a Wildcat/go KSU at November 21, 2017 12:37 AM (C8sF1)
Can I be a snowbilly too?
Posted by: MAxIE at November 21, 2017 12:27 AM (9TR2V)
You can be anything you want to be SWeeTIE
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 21, 2017 12:38 AM (3/sUh)
So, kielbasa is a lot like sex, then?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:36 AM (e9G8E)
Except you can get kielbasa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:38 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
When she asks "What do you want?" Watch out. It's a trap.
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 12:38 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:37 AM (fA1SL)
Soviet baloney, OTOH, was manufactured by Pravda, in vast quantities, mostly for export.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:39 AM (oPNmq)
Except, they have a complicated system of
ranking either individual candidates or party candidate lists (but not
both) and determining who gets in according to some overly complicated
scheme that puts the tax code to shame...
Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (itfg0)
They use a standard proportional voting system with preferences. Voters note their candidate preferences from one until the end of the list, if the voter wants. If the first preference doesn't make the cut (low vote getter), they go to the next preference.
Posted by: Miklos sez G'Day! at November 21, 2017 12:40 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2017 12:41 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 12:12 AM (myWJh)
Cartography aid, used for mapping out the terrain on strange new females.
did I win?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 12:42 AM (aMlLZ)
Dripping fat on fire off the pork shoulder
I've watched charcoal embers glitter in the darkness near the backyard gate
All those moments are lost in time, like beers in a frat party
Time to eat
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Excellent!
Posted by: It's me, Roy at November 21, 2017 12:42 AM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:42 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2017 12:43 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:44 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2017 12:44 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:28 AM (e9G8E)
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I thought LEGO Goat was on the endangered species list.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 12:45 AM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 12:34 AM (oPNmq)
---
It's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at November 21, 2017 12:46 AM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:46 AM (fA1SL)
how could i be?
being drunk in public is illegal
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:47 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:45 AM (fA1SL)
My favorite Soviet standing in line joke ends with "It's even worse-they're out of bullets!"
Posted by: Miklos knows CCCP at November 21, 2017 12:47 AM (zCyNd)
17 million is just the tip of the iceberg. This is where at least some of the rest hides from view.
https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/932811217202229248
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 12:47 AM (zOpu5)
someone on 4chan created a new server for the game.
i topped out on PC games with Doom and Company.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:48 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:47 AM (Mqbzl)
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Drunk? I prefer to think of it as "vivacious," officer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 12:48 AM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:49 AM (fA1SL)
"how was it?"
incredible, unbelieveable...
what?
we got to my uncles dacha...
he has a dacha?
everyone does...but that's not it.
what was it?
he opened a bottle of vodka for a toast...
and?
he put the cap back on!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:51 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:51 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:52 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:52 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 12:53 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Jhadi Mixoligist at November 21, 2017 12:53 AM (VDQek)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 12:54 AM (Mqbzl)
663. Nice. Very nice. Into the stolen file, it goes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 12:52 AM (fA1SL)
The Soviet Stoli that was in Budapest in the '80's (for about 40 cents/half liter) had caps of such thin aluminum that you could not put the caps back on. The threads stripped at the slightest attempt.
Posted by: Miklos knows Stoli at November 21, 2017 12:55 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skeptic Lee at November 21, 2017 12:57 AM (4XCge)
Long, long ago, in a land faraway, I worked morning room service at a semi-fancy hotel where Della stayed for a couple of nights.
She ordered Idontremember with a fresh orange on the side and I humiliated myself by somehow letting the orange roll off the tray onto the floor.
I hastened to say I would replace it but she laughed it off, "Honey, I'm not eating the peel!"
But she did not tip me.
The next morning, her last, I kept the orange under perfect control. "Don't you let that rascal get away!" she said. And she gave me a twenty, which was a yuuuuuge tip back then.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 12:57 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 12:58 AM (PmCoA)
https://youtu.be/WUhOOX4JNX0
Who curiously has an Australian accent and likes to say c**t a lot. Slightly better than real-Trump.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2017 01:00 AM (rnAwa)
*clink!*
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at November 21, 2017 01:02 AM (KQAjb)
17 million is just the tip of the iceberg. This is where at least some of the rest hides from view.
https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/932811217202229248
Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 12:47 AM (zOpu5)
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Sleazeballs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 01:03 AM (0jtPF)
He saw me and came running to me and was just so Happy to see me, my cup runneth over!
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:05 AM (PmCoA)
Sleazeballs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 01:03 AM (0jtPF)
Robert Byrd groped me.
Disprove it or pay me.
Posted by: Miklos hides his trauma at November 21, 2017 01:06 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:09 AM (PmCoA)
Cute story about your grandson.
I was able to pick my Princess up from school today, and when she didn't see Cougar's jeep she was a bit confused for a second. But when she figured it out, her face lit up like crazy. I'll remember that look until they plant me.
Posted by: DC at November 21, 2017 01:09 AM (2R3Ah)
Harry Reid
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 21, 2017 12:29
LMAO. For those not there, the Atomic Testing Museum had several respectful references to Harry Reid, WDS & I were laughing our azzes off. We wondered if the kids were buried in the Harry Reid Room the tour ended up in.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 01:10 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:10 AM (PmCoA)
So, if Firefox sucks, try the non-SJW-converged alternative - Brave.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at November 21, 2017 01:12 AM (KQAjb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:13 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at November 21, 2017 01:12 AM (KQAjb)
I need to switch to something, this internet explorer thing is really starting to suck.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 01:14 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 01:15 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:15 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:13 AM (fA1SL)
Romanian punchline for another one:And little Mihai says. "Oh! You mean pig for export!"
Posted by: Miklos , what a kidder at November 21, 2017 01:16 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 01:21 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 01:21 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Gilbert Luckless at November 21, 2017 01:21 AM (4XCge)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:15 AM (fA1SL)
yeah I know, might as well be banging the rocks together. I was using firefox on the old PC and I really liked it. I just don't know what to run these days.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 01:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Bev was a great woman and raised a great family who have contributed to this country. Please give them some thoughts in your prayers.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 01:22 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:23 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:24 AM (PmCoA)
And then there's the Minecraft.
Here is all you need to know about Minecraft. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LUw41dk4JY
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 01:25 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:24
Cherish his grandmother. Ask her some stories and write them down for posterity.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 01:26 AM (yJ1e6)
I learn new stuff from you guys ever day, I had no idea there were sea scallops vs bay scallops. I thought they were all just scallops.
But then I didn't know the difference between pastrami and corned beef until today either. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 01:28 AM (eMKNe)
(Digital images have a way of going kaput)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:28 AM (fA1SL)
She really Loves me and the feeling is so mutual!!
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:29 AM (PmCoA)
Pale Moon, looks awful. I haven't tried to customize it yet.
Google Chrome, I've used it a lot until my paranoia spikes. Of course, once your anonymity has been compromised, not using Google doesn't make any difference.
Windows 10 edge browser. I have a few places I have to use it, or the website doesn't work, at all.
Safari - I just didn't like the way it looked.
Opera - I just didn't like it.
I'm back to firefox.
Posted by: Gilbert Luckless at November 21, 2017 01:30 AM (4XCge)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:30 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:31 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 01:31 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 01:33 AM (e9G8E)
Bev was a great woman and raised a great family who have contributed to this country. Please give them some thoughts in your prayers.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 01:22 AM (yJ1e6)
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May God grant her eternal light and send comfort to her family and friends.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 01:36 AM (0jtPF)
Which made me think of a new feature I can introduce here:
NOW vs. THE FUTURE
NOW you can choose between a gas car or an electric car.
IN THE FUTURE you can choose between walking or taking "The Big Blue Federal Bus."
NOW you can listen on the radio to news or music.
IN THE FUTURE you can listen to the Official Propaganda Channel or the Officially Approved Entertainment Channel.
NOW you can enjoy pastrami or corned beef.
IN THE FUTURE you can enjoy Soylent Green or Soylent Purple.
NOW you can instantly switch your printers.
IN THE FUTURE you can instantly switch your genders.
...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 01:37 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 01:37 AM (e9G8E)
God Bless
Hugs Farmer
Sleep well Beautiful people
Enjoy your Thanksgiving day
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:38 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Exile at November 21, 2017 01:38 AM (Fikbq)
Bev was a great woman and raised a great family who have contributed to this country. Please give them some thoughts in your prayers.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 21, 2017 01:22 AM (yJ1e6)
May God pour His joy into their souls!
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 21, 2017 01:39 AM (cu8/f)
Firefox without noscript, I mean, has quirks in the comment box.
This instant, this is firefox, private window, with noscript on a non-admin local user account and it is quirkless.
Something about new HTML codes require a rewrite of noscript. so I'm not at all sure why this instance of the new Firefox is running the old noscript. There was a 'work around' but I didn't do it.
Posted by: Gilbert Luckless at November 21, 2017 01:39 AM (4XCge)
1. Psychologists say that it's really bad to encourage an mentally ill person's delusions.
This is about us, isn't it?
-- "Woke" parents of every 3-years old child
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 01:40 AM (+lCO9)
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Too true!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 21, 2017 01:43 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 01:43 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 01:44 AM (eMKNe)
Thanks to everyone for the fun, meaty chat tonight! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2017 01:45 AM (eMKNe)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7gxw88w
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 01:46 AM (e9G8E)
We WON this Round;
God Bless.
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:47 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 01:37 AM (e9G8E)
Using Pale Moon right now. It works like the older versions of Firefox, from which it evolved. The older versions of Firefox without the cruft. It enables one to copy over their Firefox "profile", albeit with a little jiggery-pokery, renaming files and whatnot. Which means you get to keep your bookmarks and toolbars. Of course they nag me to update, and I continually refuse, until such time I get word around the 'net that the upgrade is both safe and desirable.
I did run Brave in another laptop, and liked right fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 01:47 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:48 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 01:52 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 21, 2017 01:55 AM (mMeIQ)
#720
Interesting.
Firefox and Google Chrome have a new 'service' called 'pocket'. If you find something on the web of interest to you, you can then 'save' that web page to 'Pocket' where your saving of the page is a measure of your interest and they can then recommend that page to others, or other similar pages to you.
Something similar to Facebook Likes, or the web site Stumble Upon.
Firefox, Google, and Microsoft are really pushing this save your stuff to the internet cloud.
Posted by: Gilbert Luckless at November 21, 2017 01:59 AM (4XCge)
Since I am around 700 comments behind, I skimmed. A very prepared meat kind of ONT.
Sorry to hear about your friend's mother, Farmer. Even when they are ready to go, they have been such a bedrock of our lives that it leaves a hole. This is a good thing- even though it hurts.
Night to all those who have already toddled, collapsed or sloughed off to bed/bunk/floor.
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Posted by: lousagirl at November 21, 2017 01:48 AM (PmCoA)
I resemble this comment.
Posted by: mumble mumble at November 21, 2017 02:07 AM (0BFUD)
www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7eev6a
/i_dont_care_who_you_are_this_is_fucking_funny/
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 02:07 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: Miklos sez G'Day! at November 21, 2017 12:40 AM (zCyNd)
It's actually a lot more complicated than that.
http://australianpolitics.com/voting/proportional-representation
Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at November 21, 2017 02:16 AM (itfg0)
http://australianpolitics.com/voting/proportional-representation
Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at November 21, 2017 02:16 AM (itfg0)
You mean they changed it since I wrote that sophomore paper? I don't recall giving any such permission!
Posted by: Miklos , who chunders at November 21, 2017 02:27 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2017 02:45 AM (e1mEI)
http://australianpolitics.com/voting/proportional-representation
Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at November 21, 2017 02:16 AM (itfg0)
You mean they changed it since I wrote that sophomore paper? I don't recall giving any such permission!
Posted by: Miklos , who chunders at November 21, 2017 02:27 AM (zCyNd)
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I realize we're talking about a senate here.
But thinking about this as an abstract system, if this method were used here in the US to elect members to the House of Representatives by state, it would totally eliminate gerrymandering. The disadvantage would be that any particular representative wouldn't be closely tied to the interests of a particular locale.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:29 AM (/qEW2)
medium.com/@Cernovich/congressman-john-conyers-
jr-sexual-harassment-buzzfeed-mike-cernovich-a699b8294212
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 03:29 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 03:29 AM (/qEW2)
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so, pretty much the way things are here now, eh?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2017 03:31 AM (Mqbzl)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 03:59 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 04:10 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 03:59 AM (bc2Lc)
Um Charlie, if you're gonna walk around like that, might I suggest you use botox? That's a lot of surface area.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 21, 2017 04:48 AM (CRLBR)
The other issue with shellfish is that you'd better wrap up the shells in a plastic bag before you put them in the trash. I forget to do so with the crab shells and the next morning I gagged when I walked in the kitchen.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 20, 2017 11:51 PM (P8951)
One of my favorite meals is to take a flounder fillet, then top it with long strips of meat from crab legs, then top it with a little mozzarella cheese, then put another flounder fillet on top. Maybe drip a little white wine between layers. Bake, lightly covered with alum foil for about 40 minutes. Serves two, maybe only one.
It solves the problem of so little meat from the crab legs. The flounder picks up the crab flavor and is very filling.
And yes, trash gets stinky and a raccoon will probably visit before trash pickup day.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:24 AM (ajiE5)
Does Charlie Rose's Christmas gifts' wish list include an anatomically correct pair of metal balls to hang from the trailer hitch of his pickup truck (of course he'd have to get the pickup truck first)?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 05:29 AM (+lCO9)
Rep. John Conyers is good at sexual harassment and wants plenty of it. In a nutshell, that is his interpretation of the Constitution's "Good and Plenty Clause".
Deep thots!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 05:32 AM (+lCO9)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:24 AM (ajiE5)
Mozzarella on fish???? I really like flounder pretty much prepared any way, although I'm now partial to sautéed sole, but mozzarella?
In the immortal words of Nancy Regan: Just say NO!
As for shrimp shells and crab shells, make a stock before you toss them out. You can make a nice cream sauce with it or, as I like to do, add some shrimp stock to the tomato sauce when making shrimp (and green olives) with pasta. I'll even add some shrimp stock to the pasta water.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 05:38 AM (PI7na)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 05:38 AM (PI7na)
Are you anti-cheese or just the mozzarella? I can't think of a better cheese with the exception of perhaps a bland Monterey jack.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 05:45 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Science at November 21, 2017 05:54 AM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:00 AM (+lCO9)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 06:00 AM (PI7na)
* sniffs air *
Who farted?
That would be us!
* not-at-all ashamed methanogen microbes *
* adapted to oxygen-rich environments*
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:03 AM (+lCO9)
Good morning. I'd like to report Neil Tyson Degrasse assaulted me sexually while Bill Nye watched from the closet.
Posted by: Science at November 21, 2017 05:54 AM (hUqh+)
Dear Science,While we do not remember the alleged sexual assault on November 19th at 3:00 PM behind the Jiffy Mart in Boston, we apologize for any inconvenience you might be experiencing. We were simply conducting an air flow experiment using our genitals as the air speed indicator. Warm Regards.
Posted by: Kneel DeGrosse & Little Billy Nye at November 21, 2017 06:04 AM (b8HGm)
Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 06:04 AM (1yJyi)
anti-matter uptick.
Posted by: black swan at November 21, 2017 06:05 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Science at November 21, 2017 06:05 AM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:06 AM (+lCO9)
Damn! Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 06:07 AM (V+03K)
Trying to talk myself both into, and out of, buying another guitar.
Lists at about 650. I can do better but not sure how much better.
Be a really nice guitar for dragging around wherever and "the boss" said plenty good enough for gigs. Get it and stop risking dinging up the DN8.
Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 06:08 AM (RQEuo)
If we persecute John Conyers, who will save us from SkyNet?
-- Nearly Nil Information Voters
~~~
Only congressional terminator limits.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:09 AM (hUqh+)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 06:00 AM (PI7na)
Okay, gotcha. It's just a light amount to add a little add'l sweetness and juice. Substitute a little drawn butter to do the same thing.
But a stick of Plugra always looks too pricey to me when I shop.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:09 AM (ajiE5)
It's raining [ beta male, "woke", leftist, shit heel, busted ] men, hallelujah!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:09 AM (+lCO9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 05:29 AM (+lCO9)
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if they are anatomically correct for him, they'll be dragging on the road
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 06:12 AM (vChNs)
"Woke" in a motel outside Carlisle, PA. Later today with Mrs. Krebs will search for her immigrant antecedents in the vicinity of Pittsburgh. Three graveyards to visit in the next two days, then Thanksgiving at my sister's home.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:14 AM (+lCO9)
I'm always amazed when I melt a stick of butter of the amount of 'grit' in butter at the bottom of the pan.
Anyone know a grit-less butter or is that just the nature of the beast?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:14 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 06:07 AM (V+03K)
I like my pureed roasted red pepper sauce, with sliced Kalamata olives and capers, on white fish.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 06:15 AM (PI7na)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:17 AM (hUqh+)
Trump RoE allows offensive airstrikes!
F22 is operational with SDB!
SDB is available in quantity !!!
USMC HIMARS integrated with USAF Ops !!!
This has immediate implications beyond AStan. Wonder if the rotary dropper is SDB ready on the B1?
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 06:18 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 06:21 AM (V+03K)
The moral of the #MeToo story is that progressives think the world is full of sexual predators because so many of them are.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:17 AM (hUqh+)
Sort of like how homosexuals think that some significantly higher percentage of the population is homosexual as opposed to the reality. I think that deep down they know the truth but refuse to accept it. So they're always on the offense to 'out' people and get the numbers higher.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:22 AM (ajiE5)
ATSupply, is this the 'grit' of which you speak?
Brown butter, or beurre noisette, is widely used in restaurant kitchens to bring a rich, nutty note to dishes. It's made by heating butter until the milk solids brown: as the butter cooks, little flecks of brown will appear in the melted yellow liquid. This happens because once butterfat climbs above 266 F / 130 C, its natural lactose sugar and its casein and whey proteins undergo the flavor-creating Maillard reaction. Here, we whisk skim milk powder into the butter to add extra sugar and protein to the butterfat, improving the yield of nutty brown flecks.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7lcln2h
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:23 AM (+lCO9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 06:25 AM (EyPfd)
762 The moral of the #MeToo story is that progressives think the world is full of sexual predators because so many of them are.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 21, 2017 06:17 AM (hUqh+)
When all you see are things to be nailed, what can you be but the hammer?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:26 AM (+lCO9)
Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 06:21 AM (V+03K)
Yeah, that's probably better. I just read the Wiki (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarified_butter) and didn't realize that if you're making your own, when you melt regular butter, some of the solids rise, while some sink.
So if you're making your own you have to skim a little off the top first. Sort of like the government.
I hate gritty melted butter if you're dipping crab legs or steamed clams.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:27 AM (ajiE5)
Looking at Hey Jackass for the latest shooter count. Only one shot dead over the weekend and 12 wounded.
But, 19 carjackings. I guess the youts have found a new craze to do.
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 06:28 AM (V+03K)
And will Kathy Griffen get a job offer?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 06:28 AM (EyPfd)
I like my pureed roasted red pepper sauce, with sliced Kalamata olives and capers, on white fish.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 06:15 AM (PI7na)
That sounds quite tasty...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 06:29 AM (+lCO9)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply
Gwyneth complains it's like a day at the beach
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)
I need to try and make that.
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 06:32 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 06:32 AM (8ikIW)
Looks like I need to make a big batch of my own clarified butter and keep it on hand in the refrigerator. Shelf life is good.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 06:34 AM (ajiE5)
Good morning. I see Nashville survives, as do you.
So you see a better guitar and the money is burning in your pocket? I get that way with equipment for my business. Hard to fight, unless the money situation is dire.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 06:37 AM (hyuyC)
I 'stole' that sauce (from memory) from an Italian restaurant I used to frequent. All I know about my version is that it does taste great. Pretty simple to make with easily found ingredients. Just don't use those canned black olives because they taste like cardboard.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2017 06:39 AM (PI7na)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 11:50 PM
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Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2017 06:39 AM (HiDrR)
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Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 07:08 AM (9TU00)
You're going to need a big snatch!
Posted by: Joseph Pilates at November 21, 2017 07:11 AM (XWfIj)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 07:20 AM (9TU00)
(you know, that's what you get if you use my fitness program).
Posted by: Joseph Pilates at November 21, 2017 09:07 AM (XWfIj)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at November 21, 2017 01:10 PM (Vpw1K)
Maybe someone will invent something that will do that.
Perhaps they can even make it so it helps plants grow.
Posted by: aelfheld at November 21, 2017 02:11 PM (IxDhF)
And the reason for that dear, was that people like you thought it would be TEH MOST AWESOMEST IDEA EVAR to erode the cultural/religious fabric of this nation. I mean, like, it was /totally/ keeping you /down/, man.
Of course, the downside was enabling and turning loose violent people who had formerly been held in check by those societal norms among other things. But what's a few eggs to make your fantasyland progressive social utopia, amirite?
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 21, 2017 02:51 PM (YZ7Go)
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