Mid-Morning Open Thread

Andromeda
Gustave Dore

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Ohhhhh, this will end well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:27 AM (MINbv)

2 She cold.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:28 AM (Enq6K)

3 All that's missing is Al Franken's hands.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 21, 2017 09:28 AM (PFy0L)

4 Does the carpet match the curtains?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 09:28 AM (BtQd4)

5 needs more kraken?

Posted by: barbarausa at November 21, 2017 09:28 AM (ru28e)

6 nice cans

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

7 I gotta get me some of that!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM (JNTt1)

8 it's trying to grab her pussy

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

9 I guess commenters have been behaving lately.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM (XQvuQ)

10 she needs a gun ... this is why I should carry, can never tell when the woman of my dreams will be in distress.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM (/aIFg)

11 She cold.
Posted by: Tami

Andromeda The Glass-cutter.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM (5kNms)

12 Do you want kraken? This is how you get more kraken.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 09:30 AM (hLRSq)

13 I'd hit that. . .

hic
shart
giggle

Posted by: Hillary the C*nt at November 21, 2017 09:30 AM (JNTt1)

14 Andromeda? I think she just strained herself.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 09:30 AM (wPiJc)

15 Perky.

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 09:31 AM (2Mnv1)

16 Well, one for the boys today, looks like.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:31 AM (UoSKV)

17 Tasteful new ditty, huzzah.

I'm still banned on my home ip and it's bullshit.

Much love to all my morons near and far. Don't despair at all the filth being exposed, this is the deep clean we've been waiting for.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at November 21, 2017 09:31 AM (MQla7)

18 RELEASE THE KR....

*glances down*

RELEASE THE FEMALE.

And send her to my mountain.

Posted by: Zeus at November 21, 2017 09:31 AM (XkVXQ)

19 On the next episode of "River Monsters"

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 09:31 AM (8ikIW)

20 Didn't he do a grope, er, group like this? (too lazy to searches...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:32 AM (MINbv)

21 The artist just phoned it in when he did the Kraken.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:32 AM (2DOZq)

22 Nice composition, really lets one sense the terror.

Great bewbs to boot.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 21, 2017 09:32 AM (JNTt1)

23 Looks like a help wanted poster for the Democrat Party. Wanted: Young women for government opportunities.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 21, 2017 09:32 AM (DxWUs)

24 No respect I tellz ya, no respect at all.

Posted by: Cetus Dangerfield at November 21, 2017 09:32 AM (XkVXQ)

25 The artist just phoned it in when he did the Kraken.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones

Figured most people wouldn't be looking at it anyway

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (8ikIW)

26 Well, one for the boys today,"

Hmm. Haven't been around much pop "culture" this century, I see...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (MINbv)

27 >>Last year I used Hillary Clinton. What story could I pluck from the headlines this year?

Well the "On..." section writes itself this month. Every day, another actress.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (wwL6Q)

28 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?

Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (88xKn)

29 Now that's one galaxy that brings out my telescope.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (/qEW2)

30 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?
Posted by: dantesed

Huh. I didn't even see the chains

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (8ikIW)

31 Oh, I like this a lot. Mostly because I'm still a fifth grader and there there's boobs.

The sea monster looks like one of those old timey renderings of a sea monster like you'd find in maps from the middle ages, but the way the girl's form is rendered looks like it's from the 1920s.

(I am not going to cheat and look it up).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (gIRsn)

32 She never skips leg day.

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (g4lFK)

33 Good way to keep you from noticing the sniper.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (FcVoP)

34 One of the more interesting stories from mythology, and one with potent modern overtones.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (7ZVPa)

35 22 Nice composition, really lets one sense the terror.

Great bewbs to boot.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 21, 2017 09:32 AM (JNTt1)

The way she's straining against the manacles is evocative. Needs more leather, but not bad at all.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

36 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?"

Nah. Mum pissed off the Gods.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (MINbv)

37 Imagine having to pose like that.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (8ikIW)

38 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?

****************************

This is taking the S&M thing to a whole new level, has she hollered the safe word yet?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (JNTt1)

39 it looks like she is tied up, being used as bait I guess. Or as sacrifice ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (/aIFg)

40 The title says "Andromeda" but all I see is Al Franken reaching for this lady's naughty bits.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (KUaJL)

41 Way harsh, Tai!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (W+vEI)

42 and one with potent modern overtones.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada "

Indeed. We forget the old tales at our peril...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:36 AM (MINbv)

43 And phas3 begins to make sense.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:36 AM (tbOMB)

44 Wiki says:

Andromeda chained to a rock as a sacrifice to sate the monster, before being saved from death by Perseus, her future husband.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:36 AM (Enq6K)

45 Mans body with tits.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 21, 2017 09:36 AM (nQHw/)

46 Put some glasses on the serpent and ya got Al Franken

Posted by: fu52 at November 21, 2017 09:36 AM (tezsv)

47 Artist: Now, undress and lock yourself into those manacles so I can paint.

Model: Sure.......

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (7ZVPa)

48 Willowed:

What is the correct ration of sprouts to bacon?

2:1?

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Sounds fine. 3:1 if there is bacon grease involved in the preparation of the sprouts.

Did you see the biscuit suggestion in the food thread, btw? If not, it's this:

http://www.renwoodmills.com/southern-
biscuit/#formula-l

Really tasty, really easy, and really fast. Even has shortening. There might be something similar in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (fsZof)

49 Sacrifice to the god of Pervitude.

Posted by: The Left will sacrifice as many as necessary for power at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (EATOD)

50 I lurvs me some captive audiences!

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (6mTHf)

51 Now I gotta go watch Clash of the Titans. Again.

Still hate that stupid robot owl though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (PFy0L)

52 And a redhead to boot!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (QLvwG)

53 it looks like she is tied up, being used as bait I guess. Or as sacrifice ... "

Nope. Momma Cass boasted about her, so the Gods demanded the lite Kraken take her, but Perseus rescued her...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (MINbv)

54 Very nice.

Poseidon sends the sea monster Cetus to ravage Aethiopia as divine punishment. Andromeda is stripped and chained naked to a rock as a sacrifice to sate the monster, but is saved from death by Perseus, whom she later marries and has 7 sons and two daughters by.

She is touted as the ancestor of the Persians as well as the ruling families of Mycenae and also Hercules.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (hyuyC)

55 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?

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Daughter of Ethiopia king , boasted prettier than neriads, Poseidon got pissed off, sent the kraken to ravage , she gets chained up as a sacrifice, Perseus saves her.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 09:38 AM (JdHxs)

56 Release the Franken

Posted by: fu52 at November 21, 2017 09:38 AM (tezsv)

57 Suitable mood for Rapey Tuesday.

The opening for CBS This Morning was delightful. An ad for the show featuring Charlie McRapey Rose.

Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (PY9jH)

58
It's nice. Well done work. I don't see a date but I'll guess early 1900's as a guess.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (ajiE5)

59
Welp. Looks like I'm up.

...

Or, is that too much White Male Savior Complex?

I mean, I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

Anyone else want to do this....Hey, Tranniecus! what about-

No?

Anybody?

*sighs*

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Posted by: Perseus at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (9q7Dl)

60 Great setting for a one on one interview! It is so intimate.

Posted by: Charlie Rose, Sick Fuck at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (6mTHf)

61 Also, being Ethiopian, should be black therefore SJWs should deface every painting I guess

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (JdHxs)

62 Ok, y'all hitting the wikistupida are just piling on. Who here actually studied Mythology?

*raises hand, then looks around somewhat sheepishly*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (MINbv)

63 And then along came Perseus and showed the kraken the severed head of Hillary Clinton....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (hLRSq)

64 SOON

Posted by: Hentai beast mostly off frame at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (XQvuQ)

65 I aim to kill you in one minute, Cetus.

Posted by: Perseus Cogburn, reins in teeth at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (9tO1t)

66
Okay, 1869 per WikiArt

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (ajiE5)

67 GOD Mom, this is all your fault! I mean, stop insulting the gods, okay?

Posted by: Andromeda, daughter of the hubristic Cassiopeia at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (RD7QR)

68 Didn't someone here predict John Conyers would be the next perv to be outed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (PY9jH)

69 56 Release the Franken
Posted by: fu52 at November 21, 2017 09:38 AM (tezsv)

Shut 'er down. She's done.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (tbOMB)

70 Still hate that stupid robot owl though.

Who?

Posted by: Bubo at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (XkVXQ)

71 Does the carpet match the curtains?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 09:28 AM (BtQd4)

Firecrotch not visible. It's for the viewer to decide.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (QLvwG)

72 Release the Franken
Posted by: fu52 "

*snort*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (MINbv)

73 Two humps. Must be an Andromedary.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 09:41 AM (wPiJc)

74 but Perseus rescued her...

How does a meteor shower rescue a nekkid girl?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 09:41 AM (gIRsn)

75 Who here actually studied Mythology?

+++

Have. That was nerd lit when I was young. But I looked it up anyway

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 09:41 AM (JdHxs)

76 Ok, y'all hitting the wikistupida are just piling on. Who here actually studied Mythology?

*raises hand, then looks around somewhat sheepishly*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:39 AM (MINbv)

Me too.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 21, 2017 09:41 AM (hLRSq)

77 Still hate that stupid robot owl though."

Harry Hamlin reference! Whoo Hoo!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:41 AM (MINbv)

78 Let's share feelings.

Posted by: The Crusty Paw at November 21, 2017 09:42 AM (vjaj9)

79 I wonder what her safe word is?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:42 AM (2DOZq)

80 Ok, y'all. Have fun out there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 21, 2017 09:42 AM (MINbv)

81 Paul Gustave Louis Christophe Dore (1832-1883) was a French artist, printmaker, illustrator, and sculptor who worked primarily with wood engraving.

Gotta say, lots of painters feature Andromeda. Even Rembrandt.

Interesting how the maiden is depicted. Her father chained her to protect the land.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:42 AM (hyuyC)

82 Still hate that stupid robot owl though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 21, 2017 09:37 AM (PFy0L)

It's probably for female viewers because *cute*. Sort of like ewoks as a grab for female viewers, which worked in my case at least.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2017 09:43 AM (rp9xB)

83 Ok, y'all hitting the wikistupida are just piling on. Who here actually studied Mythology?
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You mean read it for the articles?

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2017 09:43 AM (XQvuQ)

84 Two humps. Must be an Andromedary.

Nice peaches. I'd like to shake her tree.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 09:43 AM (5kNms)

85 "Hey! Stop complaining, at least you still have your liver there, Toots!"

Posted by: Prometheus at November 21, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

86 "Release the Franken"

+1

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 21, 2017 09:43 AM (NgMqF)

87 Looks like she is straining to escape the chains.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:43 AM (2DOZq)

88 Didn't someone here predict John Conyers would be the next perv to be outed?

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I was hoping it would be Rachel Maddow. I mean if we are talking Tongue rape.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Hypocrite Chapter at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (6mTHf)

89 If anyone here is in a prayerful mood, would appreciate them for my husband's elderly aunt, who was admitted to the hospital yesterday evening with pneumonia. She has COPD, is a lung cancer survivor, and the sole conservative in his family, save for us. She sports a Trump sticker on her SUV and drives the libs nuts.

I've started preparing food this morning, with the knowledge all the food prep and plans may have to be cancelled.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (PY9jH)

90 Interesting how the maiden is depicted. Her father chained her to protect the land.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Didn't want anyone plowing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (5kNms)

91 The original damsel in distress. Also, her mom was a b****.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (XKZwp)

92 Who here actually studied Mythology?

*****

Wait. I was told there would be no myth on this blog.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (wPiJc)

93 GOD Mom, this is all your fault! I mean, stop insulting the gods, okay?
Posted by: Andromeda
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That

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at November 21, 2017 09:45 AM (9tO1t)

94 79 I wonder what her safe word is?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:42 AM (2DOZq)

Dakota? No. Gesundheit? Shit, that's not it. Ravioli? Oh, why do I have to speak Attic Greek...

Posted by: Andromeda, daughter of the hubristic Cassiopeia at November 21, 2017 09:45 AM (RD7QR)

95 The original damsel in distress. Also, her mom was a b****.

So Snidely Whiplash chained her there!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (5kNms)

96 68 Didn't someone here predict John Conyers would be the next perv to be outed?

Wasn't me but it's kind of funny-the other night I was watching a documentary on Youtube about the late great jazz guitar player Grant Green, and a young John Conyers was interviewed in the film. And as I was watching it I was thinking "please let him be next for a sex scandal." And then, voila!

Because I really hatr that guy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (ul9CR)

97 Wait. I was told there would be no myth on this blog.

lol!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (gIRsn)

98 Eh. Original "Clash of the Titans" was better.

And I -like- that clockwork owl.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (AM1GF)

99 She's got muscular thighs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (QLvwG)

100 Now that's what I call ART!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (vBGc/)

101 Jane

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (EyPfd)

102 She shaves! Ooooohhhh!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 09:47 AM (U6f54)

103 James T. Kirk's mission: to boldly go where no man has gone before. This painting was his inspiration.

Posted by: Pete in TX at November 21, 2017 09:48 AM (2RBkF)

104 99 She's got muscular thighs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (QLvwG)

Looks like a flat butt though.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

105 99 She's got muscular thighs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (QLvwG)

Noticed that. She doesn't skip the squats even when her knees hurt.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 09:48 AM (RD7QR)

106 68 Didn't someone here predict John Conyers would be the next perv to be outed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:40 AM (PY9jH)

I did...to my husband. But I couldn't remember his name. I kept saying "Not Elijah Cummings...that other guy."

Guess that really doesn't count, huh?

Is he the one whose wife is in the slammer?

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:49 AM (Enq6K)

107 Looks like a flat butt though.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

Yeah, her hips are all wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:49 AM (QLvwG)

108 I like it.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 09:49 AM (r9UYA)

109 Jane

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (EyPfd)

Thank you so much. She's one-of-a-kind, and a veteran, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:50 AM (PY9jH)

110 Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, women like me groping them!

Posted by: Senator Smalley at November 21, 2017 09:50 AM (FZYNt)

111 I don't know but I been told
Muscle thighed woman ain't got no soul

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 09:50 AM (ul9CR)

112 Commence menstruating !

Posted by: Lefty Crime Prevention Tipline at November 21, 2017 09:51 AM (gs8be)

113 104 99 She's got muscular thighs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2017 09:46 AM (QLvwG)

Looks like a flat butt though.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones

not pictured: she likes butt secs

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 21, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)

114 I'm really hoping some women will come forward with perv stuff on Murderin' Joe and Chris Cuomo. Also, Elijah Cummings, because I can't stand that guy. Oooh, and Chuck Shumer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:51 AM (PY9jH)

115 114 I'm really hoping some women will come forward with perv stuff on Murderin' Joe and Chris Cuomo. Also, Elijah Cummings, because I can't stand that guy. Oooh, and Chuck Shumer.

I like that list! Murderin' Joe would be awesome, especially if Bleedin' Mika left him over it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 09:52 AM (ul9CR)

116 Huh. I didn't even see the chains

I blame the lighting.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2017 09:53 AM (2z74n)

117 If we're really good, maybe tomorrow we'll get a haughty British heiress with a whip.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 09:54 AM (ul9CR)

118 Chained to a rock, sprayed by ocean water every few seconds whilst a large predator circles around your lonely little bit of land... Yeah, I'm not surprised the ol' Nippleometer is reading 2.

And just as she was about to become lunch by the mythical creature, some high-born cis-gendered male full of toxic masculinity had to come by and doom her to a life of domestic servitude. Just like the Handmaid's Tale, amiright?

Posted by: Semper Why at November 21, 2017 09:54 AM (wrzX1)

119 elbow status: uncertain

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 09:54 AM (vChNs)

120 Henry Waxman. No way he got feels without having to take them by force.

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 09:54 AM (gs8be)

121 but Perseus rescued her...

Yeah, that's the ticket... I was 'rescuing' them!

Posted by: Senator Al at November 21, 2017 09:55 AM (2z74n)

122
Henry Waxman. No way he got feels without having to take them by force.

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2017 09:54 AM (gs8be)

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:55 AM (PY9jH)

123 When I studied mythology (using the ubiquitous Edith Hamilton book) in school, we were not told about these paintings. Because that may have led to impure thoughts by loutish teenaged males. And they would have been right. Even today ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:55 AM (hyuyC)

124 28 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?
Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (88xKn)

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$89.95 first timers special

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 09:56 AM (vChNs)

125 Whoa. Teh boobehs without warning. Me likey.

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at November 21, 2017 09:57 AM (Cb4B6)

126 -
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"
it looks like she is tied up, being used as bait I guess."

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Well, the bait you use is very important. It all depends on if you want to catch a Franken or a Reid.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 09:57 AM (pMGkg)

127 Henry Waxman looks like those gremlin banksters in the Harry potter movie.

Posted by: little kids everywhere at November 21, 2017 09:57 AM (dab45)

128 Mark Levin set for new Fox News TV show

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 09:58 AM (r9UYA)

129 The way she's straining against the manacles is evocative. Needs more leather, but not bad at all.
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 21, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

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That's usually the case. leather improves everything. It like the bacon of attire

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 09:58 AM (vChNs)

130 Saw "Justice League" last night-

Fun popcorn movie. I enjoyed it.

The critics have been way too harsh on this movie.

Nice rebooted personality for a certain someone who they've had wrong for a while.

Yeah, CGI Steppanwolf (who the hell thought up that name? I kept waiting for "Magic Carpet Ride" every time they said his name)

had that weight/gravity/interia/momentum issue sometimes when fighting, that was discussed on Sat Night's movie thread.

But, was okay when not fighting.

Anywho, fun movie to see on big screen.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2017 09:58 AM (9q7Dl)

131
Andromeda, In Decline - a limerick

She's bound there in chains and in locks
Stark naked, yeah, not even socks
Bemoaning her fate
But alas it's too late
She knows her career's on the rocks!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 09:58 AM (wPiJc)

132 Her toes look nice and briny.

Posted by: Dick Morris at November 21, 2017 09:59 AM (r9UYA)

133 This is taking the S&M thing to a whole new level, has she hollered the safe word yet?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 21, 2017 09:35 AM (JNTt1)

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safe words are for poseurs

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 09:59 AM (vChNs)

134 Pretty. My problem is that I get Perseus and Theseus mixed up all the time and the legends about the maiden sacrifices.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2017 09:59 AM (MIKMs)

135 New book by Moron Rolf Nelson
It's a prequel to The Stars Came Back

monks with guns in space

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 21, 2017 10:00 AM (hMwEB)

136 she needs a gun ... this is why I should carry, can never tell when the woman of my dreams will be in distress.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM

Umm...carrying concealed is right out, I'm thinking.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 10:00 AM (p+Wdc)

137 So the Alabama paper's mouthpiece appeared on NPR (problem 1), when asked about being out of step with Alabamians zhi said, "we're not out of step with the decent people of Alabama." A clear deplorable reference (problem 2). One wonders how the good people of Huntsville and elsewhere will respond to be talked down to?

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2017 10:01 AM (oAlzZ)

138 For some reason I have seen few of Dore's paintings. I have several books illustrated with his etchings, which are wonderful.

This is such an effective painting (and not just because of the hot chick). Dore captures the helpless terror of a girl facing a horrible death with no expectation of rescue. The small piece of dark, turbulent sky and ocean makes a frame of Andromeda and the rock she's chained to, keeping the viewer's focus on her. Even the Kraken is secondary to her plight. And the smooth skin and subtle skin tones make an effective contrast with the other elements of the painting.

Thanks, CBD for this. Now I have to check out more of Dore's paintings. The man was apparently a genius at expressing a scene. Look up his Rime of the Ancient Mariner etching as an example.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 10:01 AM (V+03K)

139 Like the sea monster insisted on her being chained to a rock naked.

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 10:01 AM (FhXTo)

140 Watch me pull a handgun out of my mish!

Posted by: Andromeda and Bullwinkle at November 21, 2017 10:01 AM (ul9CR)

141 Legs not quite right. At that pose i'd expect to see more straining in the muscles. Plus no stilettos

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 10:01 AM (vChNs)

142 Moron deal

https://shirt.woot.com/?ref=w_gh_sh_8

#twoweeks

Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2017 10:02 AM (FhXTo)

143 136 she needs a gun ... this is why I should carry, can never tell when the woman of my dreams will be in distress.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 09:29 AM

Umm...carrying concealed is right out, I'm thinking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 10:00 AM (p+Wdc)

Well, no magazine extensions, anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

144
Dr. burnout and shortage, nurse shortage and burnout, so...

Let's open the doors! More people!

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 21, 2017 10:03 AM (ajiE5)

145 Very delicate and beautiful calves and feet.

Not very Loretta Lynch/Hilzebub like.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 10:04 AM (E5WVf)

146 79 I wonder what her safe word is?

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OHAMHA!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at November 21, 2017 10:05 AM (vChNs)

147 Prayers Up, Jane.

...and added to The List

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 10:06 AM (Ckg4U)

148 'Andromeda' seems to be pretty well executed.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:06 AM (wPiJc)

149 the monster gets a bad rap ... he apologizes if the girl felt threatened for his purely innocent approaches and tongue probing. He really felt the attraction was mutual. He was only going to untie the woman and carry her to safety. This is a purely political attack on his character.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 10:07 AM (/aIFg)

150 Prayers Up, Jane.

...and added to The List

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 10:06 AM (Ckg4U)

Thanks. She spent last night in the ER. Having an MRI this morning. She's 89, so......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:08 AM (PY9jH)

151 I shall rename this painting "PUNISHMENT"

(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

152 I like this picture. i really feel for the lizard.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 10:08 AM (oVJmc)

153
I shall rename this painting "PUNISHMENT"

(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

She's not pregnant, is she?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:09 AM (PY9jH)

154 149 the monster gets a bad rap ... he apologizes if the girl felt threatened for his purely innocent approaches and tongue probing. He really felt the attraction was mutual. He was only going to untie the woman and carry her to safety. This is a purely political attack on his character.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 10:07 AM (/aIFg)

And, of course, he identifies as a gay sea monster and just wants to live his life in peace consuming swimmers from Fire Island.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

155
18 RELEASE THE KR....

*glances down*

RELEASE THE FEMALE.

And send her to my mountain.

Posted by: Zeus at November 21, 2017 09:31 AM (XkVXQ)

Screw you, you perv. A swan? Really?

Posted by: Leda at November 21, 2017 10:09 AM (veoSD)

156 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Phildirt at November 21, 2017 10:09 AM (fCVVw)

157
So the Alabama paper's mouthpiece appeared on NPR (problem 1), when
asked about being out of step with Alabamians zhi said, "we're not out
of step with the decent people of Alabama." A clear deplorable reference
(problem 2). One wonders how the good people of Huntsville and
elsewhere will respond to be talked down to?
=====

Saw an interview this am on CBS and was struck that she didn't have a southern accent. Wonder where she was from that she could speak about 'decent people of Alabama'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2017 10:10 AM (MIKMs)

158 She's not pregnant, is she?

****

No.

keep waiting for it...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:10 AM (wPiJc)

159 safe words are for poseurs
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 09:59 AM (vChNs)

My safe word is "HARDER!"

Posted by: Semper Why at November 21, 2017 10:10 AM (wrzX1)

160 Now that is quite lovely indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2017 10:11 AM (mf5HN)

161 Huh?

After thinking about "Justice League" last night-

I just noticed that andromeda's body shape is very Amy Adams-ish.

AA has shorter legs but the general body shape appears to be the same.

Evidence of time travel?

And if so, was Gustave Dore the harvey Weinstein of the painter world?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2017 10:11 AM (9q7Dl)

162 Screw you, you perv. A swan? Really?

*****

Well, in all fairness, she was leda-ing him on.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:11 AM (wPiJc)

163 Are you here for the interview? Let's get naked.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 10:11 AM (2Mnv1)

164 Release the Crackhead!

Posted by: Marion Barry at November 21, 2017 10:12 AM (/qEW2)

165 See? The sea monster admits what he did! Trump and Roy Moore still deny it!

Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 21, 2017 10:13 AM (mynhJ)

166 Screw you, you perv. A swan? Really?

Posted by: Leda at November 21, 2017 10:09 AM (veoSD)

Believe me, honey. You got away easy.

Posted by: Europa at November 21, 2017 10:13 AM (9q7Dl)

167
Charlie Rose: I thought there was a mutual interest in me chaining her naked to a rock

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 10:14 AM (493sH)

168 Screw you, you perv. A swan? Really?
Posted by: Leda

*****

Would you have preferred a woodpecker?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:14 AM (wPiJc)

169 Per Drudge, Mark Levin set to get his own Foxnews show.

First I'm hearing about it, does that mean the end of CRTV?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 21, 2017 10:14 AM (72PAC)

170 safe words are for poseurs
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 09:59 AM (vChNs)

And for people who don't like ball-gags.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 10:14 AM (2K6fY)

171 He painted Paolo? NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/y7fsnk64

Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 10:15 AM (zOpu5)

172 Now we just need a Vox explainer piece about why Trump's mish-grabbing comments are worse than the sea monster

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 21, 2017 10:15 AM (mynhJ)

173 Saw an interview this am on CBS and was struck that she didn't have a southern accent.

Darn, I was hoping to do that interview. People like Judge Moore need to be fully exposed for what they are.

Posted by: Charles Rose - Your Sophisticated Superior at November 21, 2017 10:15 AM (E5WVf)

174 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?

Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (88xKn)

Joey Biden: They gonna put ya'll in chains!!! Got any young girls I can grope and snif?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 10:16 AM (493sH)

175 Would you have preferred a woodpecker?
Posted by: Muldoon

I didn't have a choice in the matter

...Charlie McCarthy...

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:17 AM (8ikIW)

176 Kraken is scary. It's got Al Franken eyes.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 21, 2017 10:17 AM (YaTIT)

177 Prayers up, Jane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 10:18 AM (p+Wdc)

178 And for people who don't like ball-gags.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2017 10:14 AM (2K6fY)

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what 'they like'... I don't see the relevance

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 10:18 AM (vChNs)

179

I heard Norah O'Donnell is all shocked and outraged over the Charlie Rose accusations. I'm sure that Norah never ever heard anything about good little liberal Charlie until yesterday

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 10:18 AM (493sH)

180 Saw an interview this am on CBS and was struck that she didn't have a southern accent. Wonder where she was from that she could speak about 'decent people of Alabama'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2017 10:10 AM (MIKMs)

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More and more of those down here trying to make the South just as decent as all the places they fled in terror.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:19 AM (fsZof)

181 We're not out
of step with the decent people of Alabama.

--------------------------------------------

We ain't descended from no apes. And phuck Darwin.

Posted by: Alabami at November 21, 2017 10:20 AM (5NMZN)

182 Welp, thanks for getting me fired, CBD.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 21, 2017 10:20 AM (9TK8E)

183 I see she waxes.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 10:20 AM (LQLeS)

184 Prayers for her, Jane

Posted by: Votermom's phone at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (hMwEB)

185 Hey hey, this is my kind of painting!

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (7HtZB)

186 It's sure fun seeing all these liberal icons fall like dominoes to their perversions. But be forewarned. The price we are going to pay is another "year of the woman" with a host of new female legislators elected.
All with (D) by their name.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (7uYFy)

187 One wonders how the good people of Huntsville and
elsewhere will respond to be talked down to?

---

L'esprit de l'escalier:

They should ask her opinion on white sauce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (fsZof)

188 Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad monster. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This kracken, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand gold pieces, king. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten + the virgin. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Perseus at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (vChNs)

189 Norah O'Donnell

I'd hit it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (ul9CR)

190 Well now. The Girl Scouts are telling parents not to force their kids into hugging adults or family members this year.
Reading the article it's because all men are pervert groping bastards.

https://tinyurl.com/yatv2zuf

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (8ikIW)

191 Jane, Our prayers are sent for your husband's aunt. Anyone who pisses off the libs like that deserves our support.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2017 10:22 AM (V+03K)

192 I love the texture of the rock and of course the flesh of Andromeda.

The sea monster is a cartoon and the water is not at all persuasive.

It's like two different paintings.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 10:22 AM (gIRsn)

193 28 Why is she in chains? Did she lose a bet?
Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2017 09:33 AM (88xKn)

Do you even Greek mythology, bro?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:22 AM (NWiLs)

194 #5 needs more kraken?
Posted by: barbarausa

----------------------------------

You misspelled franken.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (LQLeS)

195 Dore's engravings of Dante's Inferno are some of my favorite art works.

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (7HtZB)

196 Prayers have been offered JD, for all of you and yours.

My MIL is going in for surgery tomorrow for bowel re-sectioning. She is 73 her first husband died years ago from alzheimers so my wife only has one parent left. please pray for her and her family. They need it for sure.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (0OmEj)

197 I just noticed how smooth her pits are.

Must've had Nair in those days.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (ul9CR)

198 Well now. The Girl Scouts are telling parents not to force their kids into hugging adults or family members this year.

Reading the article it's because all men are pervert groping bastards.

https://tinyurl.com/yatv2zuf

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (8ikIW)

But be sure to send your girls to listen to Planned Parenthood tell them all about various ways to have sex and how to embrace abortion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (PY9jH)

199 I hope she pokes out Al Al-Franken's eye with those.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (EK6pT)

200 190 Well now. The Girl Scouts are telling parents not to force their kids into hugging adults or family members this year.
Reading the article it's because all men are pervert groping bastards.

https://tinyurl.com/yatv2zuf
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (8ikIW)

We aren't? I mean, no, OF COURSE we aren't.

(Joking aside, a lot of this stuff is meant to cut men out of having anything to do with shaping the lives of non-family members. Scouting, school activities, all will be controlled by women.)

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

201 Look, we had a couple of drinks, became intoxicated, and I made a bad decision to chain her naked to that rock.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (2Mnv1)

202
Someone forgot the Safe Word before the tide started rising.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (BWL+E)

203 But be sure to send your girls to listen to Planned Parenthood tell them all about various ways to have sex and how to embrace abortion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

And get out there and go door to door selling the G.D. cookies too.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (8ikIW)

204 103 James T. Kirk's mission: to boldly go where no man has gone before. This painting was his inspiration.
Posted by: Pete in TX at November 21, 2017 09:48 AM (2RBkF)

Jim went many places:
http://tinyurl.com/yauyfct6

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (BtQd4)

205 Release the Harryhausen!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:25 AM (NWiLs)

206 Prayers have been offered JD, for all of you and yours.

My MIL is going in for surgery tomorrow for bowel re-sectioning. She
is 73 her first husband died years ago from alzheimers so my wife only
has one parent left. please pray for her and her family. They need it
for sure.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (0OmEj)

Thanks for the prayers. Prayers for your MIL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:25 AM (PY9jH)

207 Sorry to disappoint in person. In the movies I was portrayed by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: the Kraken at November 21, 2017 10:25 AM (/qEW2)

208 I'd like to see her vag.

Posted by: Chris M at November 21, 2017 10:25 AM (eAZVt)

209 201 Look, we had a couple of drinks, became intoxicated, and I made a bad decision to chain her naked to that rock.
Posted by: Glenn Thrush at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (2Mnv1)

[Whisper] Don't forget the part about living as a gay kraken!

Posted by: Glenn Thrush's crisis consultant at November 21, 2017 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

210 (Joking aside, a lot of this stuff is meant to cut men out of having anything to do with shaping the lives of non-family members. Scouting, school activities, all will be controlled by women.)
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

Of course. We're just stupid, incompetent oafs who can't do anything right. We're ATMs to be pillaged then thrown out at a whim.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:26 AM (NWiLs)

211 Well now. The Girl Scouts are telling parents not to force their kids into hugging adults or family members this year.

Reading the article it's because all men are pervert groping bastards.

https://tinyurl.com/yatv2zuf

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (8ikIW)

So, i guess the takeaway of this article and this week is-

That Democrats/Liberals are all pervs with zero self-control who come from perverted families.

Have i got that about right?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2017 10:27 AM (9q7Dl)

212 That Democrats/Liberals are all pervs with zero self-control who come from perverted families.

Have i got that about right?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2017 10:27 AM (9q7Dl)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

213 Rapey Tuesday shall commence... Who is the lucky winner of today's outings?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM (0OmEj)

214 But be sure to send your girls to listen to Planned
Parenthood tell them all about various ways to have sex and how to
embrace abortion.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Teen Vogue at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM (ctuyM)

215 weekend show for Levin ... good. He has been pretty good on CRTV, but that venue needs to expand and find some more talent.

Hopefully this helps Levin expand CRTV, instead of Fox buying off the competition. "We" need competing venues with fewer ties to the billionaire news conglomerates. CRTV has Malkin and Crowder ... but they are rather sporadic.

Might be hard to keep advertisers that won't be scared off by liberal trolls ... conservatives need to show brand loyalty to those that stay on with conservative sites. Did that coffee maker company go back to Hannity after they were scared off?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM (/aIFg)

216 Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods.

That line has always bothered me. A bluegill is a freshwater fish, a tom cod is a juvenile saltwater fish.

Martha's Vineyard, where Jaws was filmed, has salt ponds (including Chappaquiddick) which are open to the sea and tidal, so it's not necessarily wrong to say you'd catch a tommycod in a pond, though it is quite unlikely as there really aren't any cod south of the Cape and they're not usually in shallow water or near shore, but it could happen.

It just wouldn't happen in a pond where you find bluegill, which live in freshwater ponds with bass and crappies and other warmwater trash fish.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 10:29 AM (gIRsn)

217 Someone forgot the Safe Word before the tide started rising.
Posted by: Hadrian

*****

Spoke Too Soon - a limerick

Andromeda, chained up at the seaside
"I fear it is hopeless!" she cried
She thought "it can't get worse."
But then let out a curse
When she eyed the incoming high tide

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)

218 Of course. We're just stupid, incompetent oafs who can't do anything right. We're ATMs to be pillaged then thrown out at a whim.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:26 AM (NWiLs)

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at least one of you understands. Of course it took over $11,000 to get this pet to learn.

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 21, 2017 10:29 AM (vChNs)

219 Getting easier and easier to see the moral resemblance between liberal men and the Taliban when it comes to the treatment of women.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:30 AM (EyPfd)

220 "Think of it this way, telling your child that she owes someone a hug either just because she hasn't seen this person in a while or because they gave her a gift can set the stage...

---

Christmas this year: You know what, Suzie? You don't have to hug Uncle John. I'm sure he won't mind. He knows you still love him, and you're still going to get to open that $40 Barbie set.

One year later: No, Suzie, I'm not sure where Uncle John would even find a $3 Braebie Ice Cream stand. Wait, does she have one black arm?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:30 AM (fsZof)

221
CNBC is showing clips of Norah O'Donnell and Gayle King all concerny faced over Charlie Rose. These good old liberals always want to pretend to have the moral high ground even though they are complete scum. Farck O'Donnell, King, CBS, PBS and the whole lot of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (493sH)

222 Of course. We're just stupid, incompetent oafs who can't do anything right. We're ATMs to be pillaged then thrown out at a whim.
Posted by: Insomniac

And yet, they wonder why guys are saying "no" to marriage.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (5kNms)

223 Rapey Tuesday shall commence...

They rapin' errbody up on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (6FqZa)

224 I'm gonna use frozen dough rolls on Thursday. Is that a deal breaker?

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (QCc6B)

225 -Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:23 AM (0OmEj)

Prayers Up, and added to The List.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 10:32 AM (Ckg4U)

226 I wonder what her safe word is?

Dilly Dilly!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at November 21, 2017 10:32 AM (NTM5E)

227 Laraine Newman said: "Al Franken never did anything like that to me."

Al Franken replied: "You never had a rack like Leann Tweeden either."

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 10:32 AM (E5WVf)

228 But be sure to send your girls to listen to Planned Parenthood tell them all about various ways to have sex and how to embrace abortion.

So, they're learning how to screw around but also how to keep from getting emotionally attached.

The Girl Scouts are literally training prostitutes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 10:33 AM (6FqZa)

229 223 Rapey Tuesday shall commence...

They rapin' errbody up on Capitol Hill.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (6FqZa)

They are so dumb! They are really dumb! Fo' real!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

230
189 Norah O'Donnell

I'd hit it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (ul9CR)

Be sure to scrape off Teh Ewok's pudding.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (veoSD)

231 I wonder what her safe word is?

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Covfefe

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (vChNs)

232 And yet, they wonder why guys are saying "no" to marriage.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (5kNms)

It's a mystery.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (NWiLs)

233

CNBC is showing clips of Norah O'Donnell and Gayle King all concerny
faced over Charlie Rose. These good old liberals always want to pretend
to have the moral high ground even though they are complete scum.

Funny that the media culture lets these guys get away with it for so long, isn't it? And *NOW* they want to act as moral scolds?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (oVJmc)

234 I'm gonna use frozen dough rolls on Thursday. Is that a deal breaker?
Posted by: Max Power

Not a problem for me. I don't eat the bread at the meal, that's for turkey sammiches for lunch the next day.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (8ikIW)

235 215 weekend show for Levin ... good. He has been pretty good on CRTV, but that venue needs to expand and find some more talent.

Hopefully this helps Levin expand CRTV, instead of Fox buying off the competition. "We" need competing venues with fewer ties to the billionaire news conglomerates. CRTV has Malkin and Crowder ... but they are rather sporadic.

Might be hard to keep advertisers that won't be scared off by liberal trolls ... conservatives need to show brand loyalty to those that stay on with conservative sites. Did that coffee maker company go back to Hannity after they were scared off?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM (/aIFg)

=========

Well, they had Mark Steyn, but they ran him off...

Posted by: Jackal at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (PI6rI)

236 Love this comment from the Girl Scout article:

Don't hug a relative that loves you, but it's ok to teach them to ask
random men to exchange money for goods outside of a supermarket? Who are
these people kidding?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (PY9jH)

237 224. No, not really. I mean, not everybody deserves nice things. If they've been as bad as your proposed use of frozen rolls would suggest, then I'm sure they deserve to be punished.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (fA1SL)

238 224 I'm gonna use frozen dough rolls on Thursday. Is that a deal breaker?
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (QCc6B)

Not if you bake them first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (NWiLs)

239 Saw an interview this am on CBS and was struck that she didn't have a southern accent. Wonder where she was from that she could speak about 'decent people of Alabama'.

Oh? I have to tell you, the North Alabama Tennessee Valley accent is unique and not to be forgotten. It's both nasally and twangy, and different from anywhere else, even elsewhere in Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 10:35 AM (QQ+il)

240 Gayle King made sure to tell us her Best Friend Oprah called her last night to make sure she was okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:36 AM (PY9jH)

241 I'm gonna use frozen dough rolls on Thursday. Is that a deal breaker?

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 10:31 AM (QCc6B)

Not as long as you're using them to throw at your liberal relatives.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2017 10:36 AM (9q7Dl)

242 I see where someone on our local social media is selling vegan pumpkin pies.

Da fuqua.

Just shoot yourself.
It's better for the planet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:36 AM (EyPfd)

243 Meh. Needs more tentacles. To settle an argument.

Posted by: Kurt Buchenwald. at November 21, 2017 10:36 AM (tbOMB)

244 Next month is an all-celebrities issue, featuring Charlie Rose, Richard Dreyfus, Jeffrey Tambor and George Takei!

Posted by: Elderly Wangs Magazine at November 21, 2017 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

245 Don't hug a relative that loves you, but it's ok to teach them to ask random men to exchane money for goods outside of a supermarket? Who are these people kidding?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (PY9jH)

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Ha. Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:37 AM (fsZof)

246 Porcelain-skinned ginger. Ethiopian 'daddy'.

Someone needs to have a talk with the king.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 21, 2017 10:38 AM (EK6pT)

247 Gayle King made sure to tell us her Best Friend Oprah ~~called her~~ rolled over and looked looked at her last night to make sure she was okay.

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:38 AM (EyPfd)

248 Oh? I have to tell you, the North Alabama Tennessee Valley accent is unique and not to be forgotten. It's both nasally and twangy, and different from anywhere else, even elsewhere in Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 10:35 AM (QQ+il)

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OH NO YOU DINT!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:38 AM (fsZof)

249 Where's a ficus when you need one!?!?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 10:39 AM (SkuXa)

250 Wikipedia says the alternative title for this picture is: "Meanwhile, in Alextopia".

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2017 10:40 AM (E5WVf)

251 So the Alabama paper's mouthpiece appeared on NPR (problem 1), when
asked about being out of step with Alabamians zhi said, "we're not out
of step with the decent people of Alabama."

I couldn't buy an ad this good. Thanks idiots.

Posted by: Roy Moore for Senate campaign at November 21, 2017 10:41 AM (326rv)

252 After reading about another angry at the world liberal resorting to molestation in order to feel like a human being, I'm giving thanks this holiday season to the fact that I'm not a liberal.

What a bunch of sad sacks. I have almost nothing in life and I'm happier and better adjusted than someone like Charlie Rose and Larry O'Donnell.

Thanks be to God.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 10:41 AM (4ErVI)

253 Rapey Tuesday shall commence... Who is the lucky winner of today's outings?

I would really like to see John McCain's reputation sullied before he croaks.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 10:41 AM (r9UYA)

254 Didn't the Girl Scouts disband after they successfully gained entry into the Boy Scouts?

Or was that that whole "we need to be in the boys group" for some other reason?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:42 AM (fsZof)

255 "248 Oh? I have to tell you, the North Alabama Tennessee Valley accent is unique and not to be forgotten. It's both nasally and twangy, and different from anywhere else, even elsewhere in Alabama."

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 21, 2017 10:42 AM (398bZ)

256 further sullied

Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 10:42 AM (r9UYA)

257 Jane and USNtakim, prayers up for you both!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 10:42 AM (Enq6K)

258 Men have become optional in the lives of children and demeaned when they stick around. Is it any wonder that our society is hurting; men and women and especially children. And to really kick it in the balls, if a person even acknowledges this they are the enemy. Fuck me running it shouldn't be this hard. I just want to shake people to wake them the fuck up that yes men do matter. That fathers and complete families are better than broken families. The other side of the coin is that MEN need to man up and put on the bigboy pants and stay to raise and provide for their children.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (0OmEj)

259 I would really like to see John McCain's reputation sullied before he croaks.
Posted by: Under Fire

If being an enemy Ace didn't do it...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (5kNms)

260 Paul Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause."

"I think it kind of hampered us a little bit because the movie became so much of a cause. I think for some of our audience, they were like, 'What the fuck? We don't wanna go to a cause. We just wanna watch a fuckin' movie,'" the director says. And he still has mixed emotions about how it all panned out.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (KUaJL)

261
No high heels. Damn!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (BWL+E)

262 So the Alabama paper's mouthpiece appeared on NPR (problem 1), when
asked about being out of step with Alabamians zhi said, "we're not out
of step with the decent people of Alabama."

Waiting for the 'decent people of Alabama' to denounce Bubba, Al, Conyers, Charlie.........

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (326rv)

263 Good morning! Having breakfast and coffee and perusing art depicting a naked lass with odd proportions. Hmm. Anyways, who is going to be outed as a perv today? Stay tuned!!

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (a0IVu)

264 256 further sullied
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 10:42 AM (r9UYA)

Appropriate correction.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (tbOMB)

265 This timeless, reproduction painting can now be yours with the purchase of any of our new line of Classical Greek Flora.

Supplies are limited and going fast!

Posted by: Harv's Ficus Farm & Pron Shop at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (wf3RQ)

266 First step of make ahead gravy is in the oven (shaddup...I'm always afraid of running out of gravy)...mmmm. Smells good in here.

Hopefully, I'll get 3 of the sides done today, 3 more tomorrow and one on Thursday plus turkey of course.

Let the kitchen mess begin!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 10:44 AM (Enq6K)

267 Rapey Tuesday shall commence... Who is the lucky winner of today's outings?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM

Looks like the kraken this week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)

268 So......from previous thread, what WAS the river crossed to get to grandma's house in the poem?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (ZB9lz)

269 Paul Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause."

Then he chose....poorly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (oVJmc)

270 I want to go on record as supporting both make-ahead gravy and not running out of gravy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (fsZof)

271 267
Rapey Tuesday shall commence... Who is the lucky winner of today's outings?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:28 AM

Looks like the kraken this week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)

What????

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (zSVEm)

272 So......from previous thread, what WAS the river crossed to get to grandma's house in the poem?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher

River Styx

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (8ikIW)

273 Don't get all excited. She's only a stop-motion animation mannequin.

Posted by: Harry Hamlin at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (eDzo4)

274 Acheron

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 10:46 AM (fA1SL)

275 oofff..John Conyers? Seriously?? Yikes, he is like ancient. I hope all these harassments were from his younger days.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 10:46 AM (a0IVu)

276 So the Alabama paper's mouthpiece appeared on NPR (problem 1), when

asked about being out of step with Alabamians zhi said, "we're not out

of step with the decent people of Alabama."

People vs. Non-People.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 10:46 AM (oVJmc)

277 245 Don't hug a relative that loves you, but it's ok to teach them to ask random men to exchane money for goods outside of a supermarket? Who are these people kidding?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:34 AM (PY9jH)

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Ha. Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:37 AM (fsZof)

Like they have to be taught to manipulate men using their feminine wiles. They certainly don't need to be given a head start though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

278 Paul Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause."

Yes, it all happened that way by magic.

And didn't involve at all any remarks by Feig or his stars or the studio or MSM buddies.

Truly an unexplainable injustice of cosmic proportions.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2017 10:47 AM (9q7Dl)

279 "make-ahead gravy"

What does that even mean? What do you make it with? Unicorn farts. Sounds communist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:47 AM (tbOMB)

280 268 So......from previous thread, what WAS the river crossed to get to grandma's house in the poem?

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Styx?

Posted by: Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky at November 21, 2017 10:47 AM (vChNs)

281 Paul Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause."

Translation: "It sucks that the cause I created was as popular as disco."

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 21, 2017 10:48 AM (326rv)

282 Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause
-------------------

If they'd cut out the last third to half of the movie and added in some other spoof material of other movies it could have been a decent Scary Movie 6. A so bad it's almost funny type movie.

But vagina!

Posted by: John Marston at November 21, 2017 10:49 AM (SkuXa)

283 Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (0OmEj)

Hard to do when you get thrown out so your ex can move in her side-dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

284 270 I want to go on record as supporting both make-ahead gravy and not running out of gravy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (fsZof)

*fistbumps Robbie*

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 10:49 AM (Enq6K)

285 Translation: "It sucks that the cause I created was as popular as disco."
Posted by: Blue Hen

I'd go with Zima. Disco actually was popular for a while

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:49 AM (8ikIW)

286 Looks like the kraken this week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)

What????
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM (zSVEm)

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There's 60 other Krackens lined up outside my door dying to get this part

Posted by: Harvey W at November 21, 2017 10:49 AM (vChNs)

287 Paul Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause."

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a lost cause

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 21, 2017 10:50 AM (vChNs)

288 Paul Feig says he regerts that his ghostbusters remake "became a cause."

What? What are you even saying!?!?!?

Posted by: Ghostbuster Mary Sue at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (9q7Dl)

289 Interesting article about public education in Harrisburg.

Don't forget to read the comments

http://cbsloc.al/2zZosco

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (EyPfd)

290 Re: Feig "became a cause"

That's like listening to someone pouring gasoline in every room of their house, running out of gasoline and driving to the gas station to buy more gasoline, then returning and pouring gasoline around the perimeter of their house, looking for a lighter, not finding one, driving to the store to buy a lighter, setting their house on fire, and then complaining that their home burnt down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (fsZof)

291 Well, I officially don't know what the f*ck to do re Thanksgiving.

I'm in the midst of preparing sides, picked up the fresh turkey and smoked ham yesterday, have the table decorated, and my husband just called.

He doesn't know whether he should go on up to Atlanta or not. Two of his siblings are on the way to the hospital to see how the aunt is doing, and the last word was she might not have pneumonia, but a bladder infection. No straight answers. Husband spoke with his aunt, and the doctor hasn't been by this morning.

I am exhausted from shopping all day yesterday with the broken foot and being constantly on my feet, and asked him if we should cancel Thanksgiving here. He doesn't know.

So now I'm sitting here whining to ya'll because I literally Do Not Know What To Do.

I asked him to wait to go up there or make any decision until he talks to his brother and sister and see what the hell is going on. He agreed.

/rant/pity party

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

292 "Well, they had Mark Steyn, but they ran him off...

Posted by: Jackal

yeah true. Some of the Levin crew leaned toward NeverTrump iirc, but seem to have changed a little. Levin has been going pretty hard against the DeepState corruption, and the Mueller "inquisition".

Stein is his own thing ... sharp wit, dealing with "the Mann" lawsuit which is a noble thing on its own. Stein was more on board with Trump early on I think ... not sure what conflict may have come up there.

The anti-uniparty people can work together. The hard core NeverTrumpers should just come out as Democrat globalists (or be exposed as such). They're with Hillary.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 10:52 AM (/aIFg)

293 Andromeda has gotten herself into a real bad spot there. They put those No Swimming signs up for a reason, dear.

Posted by: goon at November 21, 2017 10:52 AM (EaQ6/)

294 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (PY9jH)

Will pray for your husband's aunt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 10:52 AM (8+Ozj)

295 This may have already been noted regarding the Alabama papers that denounced Moore:

Alabama Media Group owns the Huntsville Times, Birmingham News, and Mobile Press-Register. Advance Publications owns Alabama Media Group.

Advance Publications is a media conglomerate owned and controlled by the Newshouse family in New York.

These publications have essentially no relationship to the voters of Alabama.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (398bZ)

296 What does that even mean? What do you make it with? Unicorn farts. Sounds communist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:47 AM (tbOMB)

Turkey wings and thighs...roasted with onions, carrots, celery, thyme sprigs, sage leaves, garlic and S & P.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (Enq6K)

297 What Feig is saying is that those evil sexists on the internet made it a cause, hating on the womyns.

See, he's a victim here, of you retarded low-bred scum. He just wanted to make a funny movie!

The fact that he didn't just shows how hatey you are.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (oVJmc)

298 258 Men have become optional in the lives of children and demeaned when they stick around.

Yup. Can't think of any tv shows with a positive fatherly role model since Fresh Prince / Who's the Boss, and even those had plenty of eye rolling at how Dad "just doesn't get it".

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (dab45)

299 There's 60 other Krackens lined up outside my door dying to get this part
Posted by: Harvey W at November 21, 2017 10:49 AM (vChNs)

Epic Genius !!!

Posted by: texcat at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (wf3RQ)

300 Conyers to AP: Never settled a sexual harassment complaint with any staff.

Didntdonuffin.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (Enq6K)

301 Didn't someone here predict John Conyers would be the next perv to be outed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I think someone here did but I don't remember who. His wife Monica is a piece of work as well. You know when you get kicked off of the Detroit City Council for inappropriate and volatile behavior you are really trouble. She also served a few years in the pokey for bribery conviction.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 10:53 AM (oiNtH)

302 nteresting article about public education in Harrisburg.

Don't forget to read the comments

http://cbsloc.al/2zZosco
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Looks like someone needs to raise the taxes for the "children"

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (8ikIW)

303 oofff..John Conyers? Seriously?? Yikes, he is like ancient. I hope all these harassments were from his younger days.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 10:46 AM (a0IVu)

Joey Biden: Just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace. Now let me sniff you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)

304 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THE SEA MONSTER IS THINKING. YEAH BABY!!

Posted by: REN BOTHLEISBERGER at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (sWgKh)

305 This may have already been noted regarding the Alabama papers that denounced Moore:

Alabama Media Group owns the Huntsville Times, Birmingham News, and Mobile Press-Register. Advance Publications owns Alabama Media Group.

Advance Publications is a media conglomerate owned and controlled by the Newshouse family in New York.

These publications have essentially no relationship to the voters of Alabama.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud

I heard a rumor that they own....carpetbags.

Posted by: Roy Moore for Senate campaign at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (326rv)

306 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:44 AM (PY9jH)

Will pray for your husband's aunt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 10:52 AM (8+Ozj)

Maybe also a little something for Jane... and a little more for the husband...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (zSVEm)

307 No elbows in this painting?

Prude.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (ATVNj)

308 "Yup. Can't think of any tv shows with a positive fatherly role model since Fresh Prince / Who's the Boss, "

Tim Allen, in Last Man Standing.

It was cancelled recently

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (EyPfd)

309 240 Gayle King made sure to tell us her Best Friend Oprah called her last night to make sure she was okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:36 AM (PY9jH)

She asked Gayle what a penis looks like.

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2017 10:55 AM (ABjxW)

310 So now I'm sitting here whining to ya'll because I literally Do Not Know What To Do.

FIDO

Fuck It. Drive On.

Continue with your preps.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 10:55 AM (5kNms)

311 "What did you think we did with the girls when they got too old for the customers?"

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 21, 2017 10:55 AM (E5WVf)

312 291 Well, I officially don't know what the f*ck to do re Thanksgiving.

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Male/husband perspective:

I've had some special people die in the last few years, so I support the visit. I know it's a PITA for planning, but you've got the ham. Let that be the meal if need be, and freeze the turkey.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 10:55 AM (fsZof)

313 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

I would suggest that you sit down for down for a while and put up your feet. :^) Others are on their way their and the doctor hasn't called yet. If she's able to speak with your husband things aren't that grave yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 10:55 AM (8+Ozj)

314 Thanks for all the prayers, all. I broke down and took my first pain pill (half of one) in about three weeks.

*stares at to-do list*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:56 AM (PY9jH)

315 Conyers to AP: Never settled a sexual harassment complaint with any staff.

Fifteen may be under litigation, but none settled.

P.S. I regert that this "became a cause."

Posted by: Conyers at November 21, 2017 10:56 AM (326rv)

316 Jane

While I recognize the effort needed to put together a Thanksgiving meal.

Food is food.

Family is family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (EyPfd)

317 Let that be the meal if need be, and freeze the turkey.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

And McRibs are available to fill out the table

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (8ikIW)

318 On a related note... about a week ago the internet advertising gods decided I would be blessed with multiple placements here and several other sites for "American Eagle" and "Polyvore?"

Basically, erotic clothing for the 18 year old to hot MILF set, modeled by hot, multicultural women. Deep cleavage, side boob, underboob, butt cheeks. Like soft-core internet porn only pushed to my browser instead of the other way around. Like being 13 again and the bra and panties section of sears catalog, only ramped up to 11. Like my own page 3 girls every day.

Why it's there now, I don't know. Never went to these women's clothing sites before, or anything close. Perhaps Sonobi is throwing me a bone.

Posted by: Keith at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (USf3s)

319 Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 10:54 AM (zSVEm)

They were included but thanks for the reminder. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (8+Ozj)

320 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

Cancel the whole thing and order pizza. Or Chinese.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

321 Jane,

Maybe give yourself a break this year and find a nice restaurant that does the whole Thanksgiving shebang. No standing on your feet (didn't know you broke your foot), no dishes to clean, etc.

We have done this a few times over the years for different reasons and never regretted it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 10:58 AM (oiNtH)

322 #palamino!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 21, 2017 10:58 AM (ArP3O)

323 You actually expect me to read and know about all the things that I sign? I don't even read congressional bills I vote on.

Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 10:58 AM (SkuXa)

324 So the Alabama paper's mouthpiece appeared on NPR (problem 1), when
asked about being out of step with Alabamians zhi said, "we're not out
of step with the decent people of Alabama."
------------

It should be noted that the paper is owned by Advance Publications. Who also own...wait for it...Vogue, Vanity Fair, GQ.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at November 21, 2017 10:58 AM (w1zJX)

325 316 Jane

While I recognize the effort needed to put together a Thanksgiving meal.

Food is food.

Family is family.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (EyPfd)

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!

Sometimes family is food.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (NWiLs)

326 I am exhausted from shopping all day yesterday with the broken foot and
being constantly on my feet, and asked him if we should cancel
Thanksgiving here. He doesn't know.

So now I'm sitting here whining to ya'll because I literally Do Not Know What To Do.

I
asked him to wait to go up there or make any decision until he talks to
his brother and sister and see what the hell is going on. He agreed.

/rant/pity party
--

Could he call the hospital and talk to one of his Aunt's nurses? And find out the situation from her? Maybe he can ask point blank "do we need to cancel Thanksgiving?"

I don't know your Aunt's condition/age, but "bladder infection" seems to be something that is less life threatening than "pneumonia."

Also... it seems that right now, you can't do anything.

So.. put on the tv, relax, and enjoy the time you're spending circling the airport.

Posted by: shibumi at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (aT+Bx)

327 Cancel the whole thing and order pizza. Or Chinese.
Posted by: Insomniac -

Chinese is for Christmas.

FA RA RA RA RA

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (8ikIW)

328 291, Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

Oh dear, Jane! *hugs*. Maybe rest up until your husband check in with his siblings.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (a0IVu)

329 While the press corps circles hungrily below, Bill Clinton's accuser remains tied to the rocks.

Posted by: goon at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (EaQ6/)

330 Conyers to AP: Never settled a sexual harassment complaint with any staff.

I'd assume the senile old fart's lawyers paid somebody off and he is as clueless as ever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (oVJmc)

331 Or Chinese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

I hear Peking Duck is a fine substitute for turkey

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (dab45)

332 292 "Well, they had Mark Steyn, but they ran him off...

Posted by: Jackal

yeah true. Some of the Levin crew leaned toward NeverTrump iirc, but seem to have changed a little. Levin has been going pretty hard against the DeepState corruption, and the Mueller "inquisition".

Stein is his own thing ... sharp wit, dealing with "the Mann" lawsuit which is a noble thing on its own. Stein was more on board with Trump early on I think ... not sure what conflict may have come up there.

The anti-uniparty people can work together. The hard core NeverTrumpers should just come out as Democrat globalists (or be exposed as such). They're with Hillary.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2017 10:52 AM (/aIFg)

============

Hopefully he's purged the hardcore nevertrumpers around him

Posted by: Jackal at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (PI6rI)

333 These publications have essentially no relationship to the voters of Alabama.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud

Failure to require local ownership of media outlets is a bugaboo of mine...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 21, 2017 11:00 AM (AM1GF)

334 283 Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (0OmEj)

Hard to do when you get thrown out so your ex can move in her side-dick.

What I said applies equally to women even especially to women. If you make a family choose your men well and stick to them. If you want another man then choose him to start with. Men Matter. Fathers Matter. My parents never divorced and have been married 50 years now. That is something great, Me and my brothers (I have no sisters) have benefited in to many ways to count.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 11:00 AM (0OmEj)

335 "Chinese is for Christmas.

FA RA RA RA RA"

It looks like we will be Christmassing in P-Cola to visit Little VIA.

And that is exactly the plan for Christmas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 11:00 AM (EyPfd)

336 We were just up there to visit (before I broke my foot), and husband went back up right after I broke my foot.

He spends more time with her than any of his siblings who live there do, and this is one of several ER visits in several months.

She is a tough old girl. Lifetime smoker who has survived lung cancer (a miracle) and has COPD. Hoping this is a bladder infection.

My husband is worn out from running his business and his duties as president of his service organization. I'm more concerned about how all this stress and constant running back and forth is affecting him.

Hopefully, we'll get answers when his siblings (finally) arrive at the hospital.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 11:01 AM (PY9jH)

337 These publications have essentially no relationship to the voters of Alabama.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud

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Seems like only a few weeks ago that (D)s were against outside influence in elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 21, 2017 11:01 AM (fsZof)

338 I read Paul Feig's email pitch for Ghostbusters, from the Sony leak. It is the most addled garbage I have ever read. He should have been tested for cocaine just for writing that email.

The black SNL woman followed a stereotype that is just cringey and not funny at all. They really had to get 110% behind the grrlpower social commentary to not become famous for making "that racist Ghostbusters movie". SJWs seem to be easily pointed in one direction or the other.

I don't know that they are racist, since every other actress was also left to twist in the wind, but damn.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2017 11:01 AM (rnAwa)

339 Old folks and bladder infections... they are really common and recurring... and they can make them NUTS... for some odd reason lots of old people hallucinate with a bladder infection... craaazzy behavior.

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 11:02 AM (zSVEm)

340 Chinese pizza

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 11:02 AM (IqV8l)

341 What I said applies equally to women even especially to women. If you make a family choose your men well and stick to them. If you want another man then choose him to start with. Men Matter. Fathers Matter. My parents never divorced and have been married 50 years now. That is something great, Me and my brothers (I have no sisters) have benefited in to many ways to count.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 11:00 AM (0OmEj)

Good on your parents.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 11:02 AM (NWiLs)

342 Chinese is for Christmas.

FA RA RA RA RA
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:59 AM (8ikIW)

How soon before that scene is declared a hate crime and must be removed?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 11:03 AM (493sH)

343 I hear Peking Duck is a fine substitute for turkey

Oh, duck is so much better than turkey. Which is easy because duck is good and turkey is not*.

I've never had Peking duck. I understand that you have to order it 24 hours in advance because reasons.

*Cousins and I won, Mommy now recognizes that no one likes turkey and we're having roast beast for Thanksgiving again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2017 11:03 AM (gIRsn)

344 She asked Gayle what a penis looks like.

It looks like your strap on.

Posted by: Gayle King at November 21, 2017 11:03 AM (O5Q3r)

345 Jane D'oh at #291

If I were in your situation, Thanksgiving would be on hold pending further information re: the aunt.

In the meantime, elevate that broken foot and let SOMEBODY ELSE do the running around.

Posted by: Annalucia at November 21, 2017 11:03 AM (S6ArX)

346 335 "Chinese is for Christmas.

FA RA RA RA RA"

It looks like we will be Christmassing in P-Cola to visit Little VIA.

And that is exactly the plan for Christmas.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 11:00 AM (EyPfd)

Bring your cleaver.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

347 Thirty second analysis:

1. Rocks too dry
2. No algae or barnacles or crusty stuff on rocks
3. Woman pulling back on chains but not pressing forward with feet
4. Neither foot could support the weight of the woman and the angle of the chains imply that she is not hanging from it. The chain would be perpendicular to the fall line.
5. Her shoulders and knees appear to be in the same plane but her breasts seem to be pointing our to sea.

Love the painting though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 11:04 AM (ymnmz)

348 Feig took a very successful property that succeeded on its careful script and writing and then made arbitrary changes to crank out another one of his sloppy, over-improv'd messes. There's blame to go around, but it's not on the audience.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 11:04 AM (oVJmc)

349 Jane--is she taking any Type 2 diabetes meds? They are linked to bladder infections, particularly in the elderly.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2017 11:04 AM (vBGc/)

350 So anyone have an executive summary of the "so what" of yesterday's Uranium One revelations?

From a 100-mph glance, all I can see is that the FBI informant's info contradicts recent DOJ statements on the case, though it doesn't produce any smoking flintlocks WRT the idiot principal players.

So we have yet more dubious-seeming behavior on the part of people at DOJ. But nothing that will accomplish what seems to have become impossible: getting the attention of enough Americans to care or matter, and punishing anyone from the idiot Dem criminal class - er, leading public figures - for crimes committed.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 11:04 AM (QDnY+)

351 Meanwhile neither Slick nor the FAB have admitted a damn thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 11:05 AM (y7DUB)

352 and all this time I thought Andromeda was a SciFi TV series.

I don't think I'll save this one to my growing collection of stolen art reproductions; it is just a little bit too pervy to keep on my hard drive.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at November 21, 2017 11:05 AM (4XCge)

353 Andromeda? I think she just strained herself.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2017 09:30 AM (wPiJc)

The concept is nebulous.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 11:05 AM (oPNmq)

354 What I said applies equally to women even especially to women. If you make a family choose your men well and stick to them. If you want another man then choose him to start with. Men Matter. Fathers Matter.

Quit chasing the "bad boys" and check your friendzone.
Odds are, you'll really find the perfect guy there.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 11:05 AM (5kNms)

355 Crispy duck is terrific. I like it better than turkey. Plus duck'll be easier to catch in the camps.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 21, 2017 11:05 AM (ul9CR)

356 "and they can make them NUTS... for some odd reason lots of old people hallucinate with a bladder infection... craaazzy behavior."

While I was the primary care giver for Mrs VIA's Great-Aunt at our home, we kept a bottle of urine test strips handy. Right next to her blood glucose meter.

Yup, often confused with dementia.

Many a time I would call her physician with all the readings and symptoms, and he would phone in the antibiotic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 11:05 AM (EyPfd)

357 Jane,

Maybe give yourself a break this year and find a nice restaurant
that does the whole Thanksgiving shebang. No standing on your feet
(didn't know you broke your foot), no dishes to clean, etc.

We have done this a few times over the years for different reasons and never regretted it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 10:58 AM (oiNtH)

Food is bought, I've prepared several of the sides. Have more ordered to pick up at Fresh Market. The turkey is dry-brining in the garage fridge.

One of the "family" members (a life-long friend who is more of a brother) in ATL and his wife are in the midst of preparing Thanksgiving for about 20 siblings and friends up there, and they are as stressed as I am. I only have 9 of us to feed.

Gah. *fingers crossed it's a bladder infection, not pneumonia*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 11:06 AM (PY9jH)

358 Duck is fatty, but I prefer it to turkey.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2017 11:06 AM (rnAwa)

359 Mugabe has resigned.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2017 11:06 AM (EyPfd)

360 *Cousins and I won, Mommy now recognizes that no one likes turkey and we're having roast beast for Thanksgiving again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Huh. I get kinda pissy if I don't get turkey for Thanksgiving. (Given the sitch the past two years, this did not contribute to my morale.) But then I like turkey with gravy etc., I'm a traditionalist like that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 21, 2017 11:06 AM (AM1GF)

361 Mugabe has resigned.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

When you've already been given the heave ho, it's pretty much just an attempt to save face.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 21, 2017 11:07 AM (AM1GF)

362 The amen chorus of "women" at SNL are in lockstep behind Franken.

What's that say about them? Enablers?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 11:07 AM (U6f54)

363 339 Old folks and bladder infections... they are really common and recurring... and they can make them NUTS... for some odd reason lots of old people
hallucinate with a bladder infection... craaazzy behavior.

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 11:02 AM (zSVEm)

Oh this...so this!

Jane, I've been throw that with my MIL so many times I've lost count. They usually get them under control with IV antibiotics.

The last one my MIL had she thought the year was 1927.

An she's batshit crazy without a UTI!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 11:07 AM (Enq6K)

364 Andromeda looks as if she could play front center for the UCLA womens volleyball team.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 11:08 AM (U6f54)

365 I've never had Peking duck. I understand that you have to order it 24 hours in advance because reasons.

+++

Some Asian restaurants sell me by the bird. One near me has them hanging in a window heatbox thinger

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 11:08 AM (JdHxs)

366 Yup, often confused with dementia.

Many a time I would call her physician with all the readings and symptoms, and he would phone in the antibiotic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yeah, I heard about that when I was dealing with dad, and even saw it first hand. Given he had, y'know, actual dementia as well it made things...interesting...on occasion.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 21, 2017 11:08 AM (AM1GF)

367 362 The amen chorus of "women" at SNL are in lockstep behind Franken.

What's that say about them? Enablers?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 11:07 AM (U6f54)

Just so.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 11:08 AM (NWiLs)

368 I love how the monster in the painting looks like one of those old illustrations on maps "here be dragons"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:09 AM (39g3+)

369 The amen chorus

With Sister Bertha Betterthanyou?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 11:10 AM (5kNms)

370 365. Unless they've specialized in it, Peking Duck does require advanced notice. Gotta annoint it with honey & five spice and leave it to hang/dry at least overnight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 11:10 AM (fA1SL)

371 Monster?

Oh. Right.

There's a monster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 11:10 AM (+0jcH)

372 Also goose is a good substitute.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 11:10 AM (JdHxs)

373 Thanksgiving...

We used to host dinner for the whole family, which has grown to over 30 now with all the kids.

This year, the primary families will host their own Thankgivings. Since everyone will be getting together at Christmas, it was decided that it would be a lot easier that way.

Posted by: Jwest at November 21, 2017 11:11 AM (/roJx)

374 v

This is what gets me... so?

We have PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF of his malfeasence. We know he did it. he admitted it. Who cares how many women come forward and say that he didn't abuse them. That's irrelevant. There are literally billions of women who haven't been groped or harassed by Franken. That doesn't erase the ones that we know he did nor make it unlikely he has abused others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:11 AM (39g3+)

375 Cornish hen is delicious...but you'll need half a dozen to substitute a small turkey

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2017 11:11 AM (a0IVu)

376 Thirty second analysis:

1. Rocks too dry
2. No algae or barnacles or crusty stuff on rocks
3. Woman pulling back on chains but not pressing forward with feet
4. Neither foot could support the weight of the woman and the angle of the chains imply that she is not hanging from it. The chain would be perpendicular to the fall line.
5. Her shoulders and knees appear to be in the same plane but her breasts seem to be pointing our to sea.

Love the painting though.

Hmmm...I didn't notice anything else in the painting but the breasts pointing out to sea. Kind-of reminded me of my Mystic Mountain works. Might have to go back and look again.

Posted by: Bob Ross at November 21, 2017 11:12 AM (wf3RQ)

377 I would have preferred Mugabe be stuffed in a stack of tires and set ablaze but life isn't fair.

Posted by: John Marston at November 21, 2017 11:12 AM (SkuXa)

378 372 Also goose is a good substitute.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 11:10 AM (JdHxs)

I've goosed a few folks in my day!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 21, 2017 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

379 As for Andromeda, she doesn't look very Greek to me. Rather pale. But she'll be okay, Perseus is on the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:12 AM (39g3+)

380 I think SNL should be cancelled over its association with Franken.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 11:13 AM (oVJmc)

381 Wow!. Out of the loop for a few days and look what happens. Poly pervs being outed and a nekkid woman making me think of that LA Law guy movie.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 11:13 AM (pzA2L)

382 Jane, I've been throw that with my MIL so many times
I've lost count. They usually get them under control with IV
antibiotics.

The last one my MIL had she thought the year was 1927.

An she's batshit crazy without a UTI!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 11:07 AM (Enq6K)

My husband's aunt doesn't have dementia (that I know of), but she's incredibly hard of hearing and refuses to get a hearing aid.

At least it's not my MIL. Good grief, if she gets nauseated (which is often) it's an overnight trip to the ER, with my husband racing like a mad man up I-16 and I-75 to tend to her. I literally fear him having an accident.

He spends more time taking care of his mother and aunt than three of his siblings WHO LIVE RIGHT THERE. Of course, I went up several years ago to care for his father after he had valve replacement surgery, because the Life Coach was so stressed after spending One Entire Week at his bedside in the hospital, post surgery, that she needed a three week trip to the beach to recover.

So I went up and cooked and looked after them both. Until my FiL disappeared (ya'll may remember my rant) to DRIVE to the store and buy beer. At that point I lost it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 11:13 AM (PY9jH)

383 I think SNL should be cancelled over its association with Franken.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 11:13 AM (oVJmc)

It should have been canceled for being awful and unfunny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 11:14 AM (493sH)

384 "Andromeda Chained as a Sacrifice to the Franken".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 21, 2017 11:14 AM (0ecq3)

385 "make-ahead gravy"

What does that even mean? What do you make it with?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:47 AM (tbOMB)

Good point. Gravy depends a lot on de-glazing the roasting pan, so it's difficult to make in advance. However, you can make extra turkey stock in advance, and use that to de-glaze your pan (along with a little white wine and sage). About a week ahead of time the grocery stores around here start selling turkey wings for just this purpose. Two wings in a slow cooker for the day will give you all the stock you need for this purpose. I add carrots, celery, salt and pepper as seasoning, but no onions (which would be usual) because I then separate out the meat and carrot chunks and give them to the dogs as treats.

Posted by: HTL at November 21, 2017 11:14 AM (J50A0)

386 Friend told me his mom had a bladder infection in the hospital, but decided she was done with staying.
So she grabbed her purse, just her purse, mind, no clothes on her back... called a cab, and made it to the lobby.

Her problem was the construction clear working on her ceiling making too much noise...

Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 11:14 AM (zSVEm)

387 I've never had Peking duck. I understand that you have to order it 24 hours in advance because reasons.

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You try catching one of those quackers in the local park pond on short notice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 11:14 AM (+0jcH)

388 30? Good heavens that's a pig roast

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 11:15 AM (JdHxs)

389 Release the Franken!

Posted by: Zeus DA 1977 at November 21, 2017 11:15 AM (0ecq3)

390 210,
"Of course. We're just stupid, incompetent oafs who can't do anything
right. We're ATMs to be pillaged then thrown out at a whim."

The thug culture must be spread wide across the land so Democrats can remain in power always. Now if we can just disarm those guys and wreck traditional marriage and family outside the big cities we're golden.

Posted by: geoffb at November 21, 2017 11:15 AM (zOpu5)

391 112 Commence menstruating !
Posted by: Lefty Crime Prevention Tipline at November 21, 2017 09:51 AM (gs8be)
_______________

That won't work with me. I just pull the tampons out and keep on . . . well, you know.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 11:15 AM (fqUgw)

392 I would have preferred Mugabe be stuffed in a stack of tires and set ablaze but life isn't fair.

Posted by: John Marston

Story ain't over yet...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (AM1GF)

393 Yeah my mom's hearing is getting worse. She complains I don't say much on the phone but... when I do half the time she doesn't hear me or talks over me as if I haven't said anything.

What's more troubling to me is that she can hear sometimes, but doesn't understand because she has to concentrate to get the meaning. Her mind is sharp, but its getting worn down and tired. I don't think I'm going to have mom around much longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (39g3+)

394 I think SNL should be cancelled over its association with Franken.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 11:13 AM (oVJmc)

It should have been canceled for being awful and unfunny

+++

SAME THING

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (JdHxs)

395 You can have Peking Cat with no advance notice at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (+0jcH)

396 Andrew Brietbart

https://twitter.com/ThalesLives/status/932823673312043008

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (rnAwa)

397 So......from previous thread, what WAS the river crossed to get to grandma's house in the poem?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 21, 2017 10:45 AM

The Mystic. In Medford. Used to drive by Grandfather's House all the time when I worked in Cambridge. Lovely Greek revival farmhouse. "The woods", though, are now just a small belt of trees.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (p+Wdc)

398 What's that say about them? Enablers?

Posted by: Les Kinetic

Did Franken shove his tongue down any one of their throats? Did he mock them while they slept and were vulnerable?

Remember, these are the broads who did the whole tearful 'Thank you Hillary' tribute. Barf.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 11:16 AM (oiNtH)

399 Over the river and through the woods - yeah, that sounds like my grandma's driving.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 21, 2017 11:17 AM (eytER)

400 Conyers has to be a dope.

You don't do this out of your own funds-- you have a rich donor pay someone off on your behalf, then you deliver a quid pro quo.

Nothing's on the books, problem goes away, and you're perfectly safe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 11:18 AM (oVJmc)

401 Incidentally, Andromeda isn't straining on the chain pulling on it, she's trying to back away from the monster. Said monster about to be turned into stone by Perseus using the head of medusa while riding pegasus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:18 AM (39g3+)

402

If a lady's bumbum isn't for squeezin, what's it for?

Posted by: Soothie at November 21, 2017 11:18 AM (QuTMi)

403 Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm
lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't
get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none
of them want to get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm
lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?

Posted by: Funky Cold Fedora at November 21, 2017 11:18 AM (2Mnv1)

404 The last one my MIL had she thought the year was 1927.

An she's batshit crazy without a UTI!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 11:07 AM (Enq6K)

The next time she goes back to 1927 see if she can get Lucky Lindy's autograph

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 11:20 AM (493sH)

405 Charlie Rose's dressing room?

Posted by: the Butcher at November 21, 2017 11:20 AM (DIosY)

406 Painting should be titled "What modern feminism does to women"

Posted by: sinalco at November 21, 2017 11:21 AM (yODqO)

407 Bob Schieffer being accused of sexual harassment in a series of cave paintings uncovered in southern France.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

408 Well now. The Girl Scouts are telling parents not to force their kids into hugging adults or family members this year.
Reading the article it's because all men are pervert groping bastards.

https://tinyurl.com/yatv2zuf
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2017 10:21 AM (8ikIW)

We aren't? I mean, no, OF COURSE we aren't.

(Joking aside, a lot of this stuff is meant to cut men out of having anything to do with shaping the lives of non-family members. Scouting, school activities, all will be controlled by women.)

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

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Actually, I don't see any problem with the general concept of not forcing kids to do that which makes them uncomfortable.

Posted by: Ralphie at November 21, 2017 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

409 Over the woods and through the river
(sploosh)
Oh dammit!

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at November 21, 2017 11:21 AM (dab45)

410 395. No, we not see your cat. Why you keep asking?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 11:22 AM (fA1SL)

411 So I went up and cooked and looked after them both. Until my FiL disappeared (ya'll may remember my rant) to DRIVE to the store and buy beer. At that point I lost it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 11:13 AM (PY9jH)

LOL! I do remember that! I know it wasn't funny for you...but it was funny reading about it.

My MIL doesn't have dementia...she's a good old fashion psychotic and has borderline personality disorder. She's medicated for it but it creeps through now and then.

Which is why it's hard to tell the difference when she has a UTI...and she never has any pain with one.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

412 Babe looks like she could shake it to a Wii Fit!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at November 21, 2017 11:23 AM (bc2Lc)

413 Actually, I don't see any problem with the general concept of not forcing kids to do that which makes them uncomfortable.

Posted by: Ralphie at November 21, 2017 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

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D-

Posted by: Miss Shields at November 21, 2017 11:24 AM (+0jcH)

414 Actually, I don't see any problem with the general concept of not forcing kids to do that which makes them uncomfortable.

Its good to teach your kids to do positive things that they don't like to do. Early. Plus, a hug from a little one can make a grandparent's heart glow all day long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:24 AM (39g3+)

415 Nice painting. The frigging ancient world was always so quick to dispose of a good set of boobs.

Barbarians. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 11:24 AM (aMlLZ)

416 I really really like today's art pic, Monsieur Dildo. It shows human struggle against seeming overwhelming odds. Great detail.

And bewbies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 11:24 AM (tRaq7)

417 (Joking aside, a lot of this stuff is meant to cut men out of having anything to do with shaping the lives of non-family members. Scouting, school activities, all will be controlled by women.)

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 21, 2017 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

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Actually, I don't see any problem with the general concept of not forcing kids to do that which makes them uncomfortable.
Posted by: Ralphie at November 21, 2017 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

which is who we end up with Safe zones in College.... not to mention micro aggressions, and all the other SJW crap.

Life ain't comfortable... and you need to learn that as a kid.

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 21, 2017 11:25 AM (NgKpN)

418 Yeah don't force kids to hug or interact with people. Just leave them alone in their autistic little bubbles

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2017 11:26 AM (Jj68o)

419 Nood ape

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2017 11:26 AM (5kNms)

420 I also agree that teaching kids to give proper greetings even if they feel "uncomfortable" is a good thing. Otherwise they'll only get near their relatives if they have gift in hand.

The Girl Scouts make me sad. Not at all like it was when I was selling cookies and calendars.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2017 11:27 AM (oiNtH)

421 414 Actually, I don't see any problem with the general concept of not forcing kids to do that which makes them uncomfortable.

Its good to teach your kids to do positive things that they don't like to do. Early. Plus, a hug from a little one can make a grandparent's heart glow all day long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:24 AM (39g3+)

Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2017 11:27 AM (NWiLs)

422 I just don't see why it is people keep trotting out women Franken didn't grope. That's like Manson finding pregnant women he didn't order killed to give him a character reference. Your honor, these people all live in homes that I didn't burgle, you must throw the case out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:27 AM (39g3+)

423 (Joking aside, a lot of this stuff is meant to cut men out of having anything to do with shaping the lives of non-family members. Scouting, school activities, all will be controlled by women.)

And to drive a wedge into our society by thinking the worst of someone, even a family member.

Remember, the GS also support Planned Infanticide, so this is typical.

They should be called out on this bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 21, 2017 11:30 AM (tRaq7)

424 258 Men have become optional in the lives of children and demeaned when they stick around. Is it any wonder that our society is hurting; men and women and especially children. And to really kick it in the balls, if a person even acknowledges this they are the enemy. Fuck me running it shouldn't be this hard. I just want to shake people to wake them the fuck up that yes men do matter. That fathers and complete families are better than broken families.

The other side of the coin is that MEN need to man up and put on the bigboy pants and stay to raise and provide for their children.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 21, 2017 10:43 AM (0OmEj)

I agree with everything you say. Your last statement is virtue signaling propagating the feminist lie that men are not me and men don't want to provide for their families. Look at the Great Socoety what it did to the black families when the state took over the role of the father provider. Thus kicking him out of the home. Now it's an epidemic. I have dozens of examples of why the father has been removed from the family while the single mother and mothers in general are treated as goddesses.

The family courts act a a way for Marxism to transfer resources from men to women via the barrel of a gun. Most father's don't get to see and raise their children while the boyfriends do, but they are expected to act as a ATM

Man up is shaming language literally invented by feminists in the late 1990's. It's used to define a man and father in feminists terms.

The people that need to "man up" are the state legislatures, lawyers, the family courts, and DC legislature, and our president by taking their balls out of the feminists handbags and protect men and boys.

But it won't happen because gynocentricism and both parties are the party of misandry.

Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 11:44 AM (g4lFK)

425 IT'S A DUDE!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 21, 2017 11:52 AM (nQHw/)

426
315 Conyers to AP: Never settled a sexual harassment complaint with any staff.

Fifteen may be under litigation, but none settled.

P.S. I regert that this "became a cause."

Posted by: Conyers at November 21, 2017 10:56 AM (326rv)

"with any staff"

Meaning that they quit or were fired before the settlement, and hence were not technically staff anymore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2017 11:55 AM (veoSD)

427 ...Said monster about to be turned into stone by Perseus using the head of medusa while riding pegasus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 21, 2017 11:18 AM (39g3+)

That a shot at me, isn't it?
*Hic*

Posted by: Hillary C. at November 21, 2017 12:11 PM (wf3RQ)

428 Nice hind paws. Sorry I missed this earlier.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2017 12:19 PM (f4Woz)

429 That's got to be the saddest little Kraken I've ever seen. I've pulled bigger things out of the Mississippi.

Posted by: MW at November 21, 2017 12:46 PM (wNx6K)

430 410 395. No, we not see your cat. Why you keep asking?
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Posted by: the Butcher at November 21, 2017 01:57 PM (DIosY)

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