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Stream of Consciousness ONT

Hey, it's ONT time. What's this one about? No clue. Seriously, not one clue. I mentioned yesterday that I had lost all my tabs with content, so I'm winging it. We usually open with a picture, don't we? Lets see what a GIS for “picture” brings up. Oh, look, a prairie dog drinking.

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Alright, enough of that. What's next? Actually, what's next for me is dinner. Been working 15 hour days lately, and it's chow time. Lobster. Yum. That's right, lobster. We COBs are living the life of Riley, at least until Riley reports his credit cards missing. Here's a picture of a lobster I ate last month.

Lob.JPG

Boy, that hit the spot. What's that you say? You're tired of hearing about my stupid dinner and my stupid life? Fine, be that way. Here, watch a clip of Sarah Palin's answer when she's asked whether she's been sexually harassed at work:



Now that's an answer. I've always liked her. Granted she seemed to crack up a little bit over the last few years, but I think that's an understandable by product of the unimaginable media scrutiny and ridicule she's been subject to since 2008. She was an early supporter of Trump, looks like she got the last laugh.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to put in those little header things, aren't I?

Podcasts

Is anybody listening to any podcasts they can recommend? How about a rule here: no politics, or at least minimal political content. We get that enough of that all day, every day. I've been listening to a couple of Mike Duncan's history podcasts for a while now. For a long while now. First, I listened to his epic History of Rome podcast. Folks, when I say epic, I mean epic. Almost 200 episodes and over 75 hours of content, Duncan covers Rome from Aeneas's arrival in Italy to the exile of Romulus Augustulus, last Emperor of the Western Roman Empire. The nice thing is that it is all straight history, with basically no political slant. I think that Duncan probably leans left, but honestly I couldn't say, not based upon the podcasts themselves.

His newest podcast is Revolutions, a weekly podcast examining many of the great revolutions of history. He does somewhere between 15-20 episodes on each one and then moves on, starting with the English Revolution, then the American, the French, etc..Here's a film he made as part of his graduate studies examining the true story behind Paul Revere's ride:

He's also just published a book, The Storm Before the Storm, which is on my Christmas wish list.


Ok, now what? Wait, it's Friday, that means I need some dog related content, right?


Fido Friday


Here's a dog that doesn't know how to dog.


I was laughing, but started to feel sorry for him by the end. He missed a steak!

Hmmm, maybe some music? I'm not sure I like the new, toned down Guns N' Roses:

garden.jpg

Does this count as music?

No huh? How about a NSFW Disney parody? Naughty Little Mermaid

Did you know there's a whole sub-genre of people putting dirty lyrics to Disney songs? Yea, me neither, but there is. I do have to say that Elsa from Frozen singing “Fuck it all” is pretty much thematically the same as 'Let it Go”.

Screw it, I'm going to embed a truly dirty song. Watch it at your own risk.


So, anyone been paying attention to what Millennials are up to lately? Last time we covered them on the ONT, they had just invented the tent, so they could nap at work. It seems that they've gone back to the drawing board, and come up with something even better:

Roommates.jpg

Oh good Lord. That's called ROOMMATES you pretentious, neurotic twat. ROOMMATES! You just "invented" ROOMMATES!!! Stop the world, I want to get off.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the Mariners:

Mariners.jpg

The Yahoo Group wants a lobster.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:58 PM




Comments

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1 I'm streaming. And actually conscious.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (cu8/f)

2 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (e9G8E)

3 Wheee!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (9asJl)

4 Fourst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

5 hammertime

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (NJR2/)

6 allergies in Fing November?

really?

not sure which is worse: the projectile vomiting and dry heaves from the post nasal drip, or the unhappy stomach, sweats and general malaise from the CTM4mg and the pseudoephedrine....

FML.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:03 PM (q3X5U)

7 st!

Posted by: El Cagador at November 17, 2017 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

8 Im actually awake for the ONT!!!! Nicely done Weird Dave. I especially like the dog who cannot dog. I have one too. I find it less messy to just put the food in his mouth.

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (V+V48)

9 Middle Earth's New Prime Minister

The following message transmitted via a Silmaril...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14115

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (itfg0)

10 Top.... something. Isn't counting sort of like math?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (cQCm/)

11 Evening everyone!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (MYss1)

12

Aaaaaand... the first sip of a dirty vodka martini is in !

I have decided to form a band, 'Diabetic Junkie Hookers.'

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (t3kPl)

13 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:06 PM (rb1zT)

14 Hello, my anti-aging 29 forever bros and gals!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:06 PM (eMKNe)

15 redc1c4, I'm sorry about the allergies. Leaf mold is a killer for me, so that might be what's bothering you at the moment. Have you tried flonase? It's seems to be less aggravating than the pills, at least for my brood.

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 10:07 PM (V+V48)

16
Weirddave is whinging it? WD is a whinger?

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 10:07 PM (qGuLD)

17 The fake mashed potatoes are pretty good. I made them with lots of butter. They still have a cauliflower taste but the texture is very creamed potatoes. This will put back some mouth appeal to my steak dinners.

All hail Birdseye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 10:08 PM (60v4h)

18 Thanks for a fun ONT, WeirdDave.

I don't think there's any rule saying there HAS to be a theme.

I also remember listening to that "F*ck it all" version when that stupid song was EVERYWHERE. WAY too funny.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

19 Birthday Eve Baby Sister Update

Joyce's friend Christina A is spending the day with her:

"She is enjoying her birthday and gifts from her loving friends. The first envelope from her Kind Notes jar read, "Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart." Says it all."

Thanks, Christina!

[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

20 Fresh new ONT smell. Just a hint of Barrel.

What rich content awaits? What scintillating commentary? See we will, yes.

(Jumps to top of page.)

Posted by: mindful webworker's all out of gum at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (NU2/k)

21 palantir maybe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (60v4h)

22 Co-living involves the great fun of co-paying.



Grasp that happy pebble, you freaking millenial idiots.

Posted by: blind monk at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (zCyNd)

23 Good Evening Horde!

I'm back among the living - thank you all from the bottom of my electroconverted heart for all the prayers and good wishes.

The prayers felt like a warm blanket over me - it was truly humbling.

I did learn that Cardiologists are serious customers and you can tell how bad off you are by looking closely into the face of the ER doctor.

Still, glad to be back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

24 duck season starts tomorrow. Be vwery, vwery quiet.

I don't think they consider it a sport like I do.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (55uoD)

25 Ibguy,

Happy Birthday Joyce, and as always continued prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (Ri/rl)

26 Mariners: We....We don't have that many players.


Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (kvKRQ)

27 Lobster looks tasty.

Makes me think about making some gumbo.

Mmmmmm.... gumbo.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (MCEs2)

28 Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

How did they treat your A-fib? My mother has A-fib, under control at the moment. Knock on wood.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (Ri/rl)

29 The doggeh video...bwahahahahhahaha!!! My tiny pup Xena will literally let burgers or pork chops hit her and drop to the ground first when I toss them to her. But if I hold it above her she will stand up and take it. All the others can catch anything I throw them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (oLTNb)

30 I'm on vacation for the next few days.

Yay me!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (MYss1)

31 Middle Earth's New Prime Minister

The following message transmitted via a Silmaril...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14115

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (itfg0)


========

Maduro should hire Jacinda as a consultant as to how to improve things in Venezuela.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (/qEW2)

32 I licked the content.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:12 PM (cu8/f)

33 One of the things on Palin: it is interesting (and sad) to see her mind work when she is answering any question now. One of the most refreshing things about her used to be that she spoke very much without a filter and came across as very genuine. The unceasing and horrific attacks over the years have made her completely change that, and I think it is a very sad thing.

It is refreshing that Trump seems to completely not give a fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:12 PM (rb1zT)

34 Sometimes some things are like speed bumps on the smooth readings of posts.

WD: ...so I'm whinging it...

Y'mean winging it o'course? Whinging is that Britishish word/spelling for whining, isn't it?

I dunno. I'm just wining it. (Looks at empty bottle...)

Posted by: mindful webworker's lexicon of neologisms at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (NU2/k)

35 Re Sarah Palin, a more direct take. Dolly Parton: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y93aves8

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (9tO1t)

36 25 CaliGirl

Thank you!

23 Tonypete

Baruch HaShem!!!

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (vUcdz)

37

Hell of an ONT WD, Thank You!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (t3kPl)

38 Mike Duncan's Revolutions is pretty good, I started with Simon Bolivar because SIMON BOLIVAR, and then went back to the beginning.

I am listening to the Haitian Revolution now, and my God that was a giant unending puddle of suck.

I also am chipping away at History of English podcast, (50 episodes from Proto Indo-European to the Norman invasion, and I'm at Middle English)

I also listen to selected (random episodes) from Mises University lectures because who doesn't love 30 minutes on specialization and marginal utility, and I found the Tom Woods show looking up information on Lysander Spooner.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (2K6fY)

39 allow me to say, Hillary still wants to run in 2020. Not only was the election stolen from her, but she's gonna find some way to cash in on all the sexual harassment stuff going on these days.

maybe Teddy Kennedy and Robert Byrd double teamed her in 1999.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (ILitO)

40 Middle Earth's New Prime Minister



The following message transmitted via a Silmaril...
..............
I have misplaced my copy of The Silmarillion.. the big hard cover copy available when first published.. I am soo ticked!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (5tSKk)

41 Now that's an answer. I've always liked her.

That is a brilliant answer. Mind you, she didn't come off as brilliant, but the answer completely blindsides the asker. It's like a judo move.

Yes, I voted for her and I didn't vote for Hillary. I have my reasons.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (tIhIY)

42 "It is refreshing that Trump seems to completely not give a fuck. "

That's why I voted for him. Orange SMOD.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (cu8/f)

43 It won't be a crisper chopping up genes. It will be similar to an inoculation.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (V86aL)

44 Frankly, I think that dog that can't catch is the Millennial generation in a but shell.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (9TwHE)

45 I am thinking of making shrimp and crab creole. Right now I'm stuffed on homemade tamales.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (55uoD)

46 F***, now I want lobster. Do you know what it costs to get a properly lively lobster on the West Coast?

I see that the prairie dog is enjoying a Chateauneuf-du-Pape. But the light washes out the vintage label, and I don't know that producer's label. Not that most prairie dogs care.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)

47 Err, nut shell. But, but works too

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (9TwHE)

48 Podcasts.

He's a (not too rabid, thank God) lefty, but I recommend Ken Levine's weekly podcast. It's a grab bag of stuff from his careers in TV sitcom writing, 70's radio Dee-jaying, and other stuff that strikes his fancy. Usually about 30 minutes long and drops every Thursday. kenlevine.blogspot.com and his last couple of episodes are at the top of the page. On iTunes, too.

Also Adam Carolla's podcast is usually a lot of fun. It's a morning-show format with a lot of different and interesting guests. And Gina Graad sounds sexy as hell.

I used to subscribe the Escape Pod short science fiction (stories, so it's like audiobooks) podcast, but they've turned way too SJW since Steve Eley moved on. Their older (before episode 300 or so) catalog is quite good, though.

And there's a Baen podcast that often includes interesting interviews with their authors and a serialized audio retelling of a featured Baen novel weekly.

I like some of the NRO podcasts, but I know they're in a bad odor around here.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (HoGA+)

49
I also listen to selected (random episodes) from Mises University lectures because who doesn't love 30 minutes on specialization and marginal utility, and I found the Tom Woods show looking up information on Lysander Spooner.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (2K6fY)


Of course, the podcasts that are valuable to you will not have the same value for others...

Posted by: in the original Austrian at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (zCyNd)

50 I wonder if the dog has vision issues. Most dogs have extremely good eye-mouth coordination.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (rb1zT)

51 I was perusing a frozen food section at the grocery store. What's irradiated beef, and why do I want it?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (cu8/f)

52 Tonypete

Huzzah!

Do I need to throttle back 1B prayer wheel? It was set to Flank-3 when I heard the news.

I'm so glad you're back among us.


Hmm, could I see a reflection in that mirror, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)

53 Weirddave is whinging it? WD is a whinger?

Posted by: otho
............
it was an open secret.. now I guess he's out of the closet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (5tSKk)

54 Sarah Palin. Being she is not much older than I am, it's not a MILF thing; it's a skinny freshman crushing on the senior who was nice to him in art class thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (bZ4w4)

55 Atlantic Coast

Less chance of food poisoning. Due to the neutrons killing bacteria.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)

56 That dogs name is Buckner.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

57 I love that when Sara Palin is asked by NBC News,"Have you ever experienced sexual harassment in the workplace?"
She replies, "People know that I'm probably packing, so I don't think there's a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me."


========

I think she causes the left to become hysterical because she's an alpha and the left's beta men know they can't harass her, and the left's beta women envy the fact that she can be confident and strong without erecting a web of SJW taboos.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (/qEW2)

58 I don't have much respect for most of the millennials I've met; they've mostly been equal parts ignorant and self-important. But they didn't become that way all on their own. Got to be some of the worst parenting in American history.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (H5knJ)

59 hey Wierd Dave!

why do you always spell your first name wrong?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (q3X5U)

60 Rubios' Fish Taco has lobster tacos and burritos every holiday season. Pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (eMKNe)

61 Less chance of food poisoning. Due to the neutrons killing bacteria.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)

I just buy 80%. I'm building up my resistance in preparation for the apocalypse.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (cu8/f)

62 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for
rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (f8ilN)

63 51 I was perusing a frozen food section at the grocery store. What's irradiated beef, and why do I want it?
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (cu8/f)

Would likely stay fresh longer. I seem to remember reading there was an attempt to offer irradiated produce in the 50's. The irradiated stuff lasted far longer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (rb1zT)

64 Dave, That meal looked delish!! But I would need another lobster, mass quantities of mussels, some lemon, and about a pound of melted butter! I might not get up from the table easily but it would be worth it.

Posted by: JTB at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (V+03K)

65 No, that does not count as music. But anything that reminds people that if they have not watched Freaks, they are not truly part of the culture, is a useful artifact.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (Vb4BV)

66 How did they treat your A-fib?
--
Tried to convert me by meds for a full day and when that didn't take they shocked the shit outta me a few times after making sure I didn't have any clots forming in my atria. Put me back into regular sinus rhythm.

When they say it's gonna hurt, believe them.

So now, I'm on apixaban for awhile and metoprolol. I feel good and am under no restrictions of any kind.

Look at what I've become - talking procedures and meds with my buds.

It's hell being a bit north of 29.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

67 FUN FACT


On wildlife reservations, prairie dogs pay no Federal tax on alcoholic beverages or cigarettes

Posted by: Miklos and the Prairie Black Marketeers at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

68 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ4w4)

69 Re. #35, wouldn't that be a "rooster to a capon"? Or maybe a caper. Which one is pickled?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (9asJl)

70 My big thing about seafood. I'm good with the kind you can gut, the stuff like clams not so much.

Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (VDQek)

71 I hope she knows how to shoot the gun she is packing better than she does a rifle.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

72 I love it when Sarah tells us she's packing sammiches. She's such a great wife and mother.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bD2SM)

73 When I saw the prairie dog, my first thought was "Hmm, CaliGirl finally found the right bait." I was kinda waiting for the shot to ring out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (9tO1t)

74 Podcasts? Absolutely:

http://historyofenglishpodcast.com/

I only did the first forty episodes or so, the development of Indo-European, and the breakoff into the various branches. Really fascinating stuff if you're a language buff.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (YXJ+5)

75 Still, glad to be back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)
******************

Glad you're back. I asked mine about ablation and he goes into preference for drugs and I say burn it and be done with it and he says new info that it comes back in ten years.

Surgeons aren't interested in conversation and I could tell that was the end of it.

Anyway, glad you made it, glad you're back.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (V86aL)

76 70 My big thing about seafood. I'm good with the kind you can gut, the stuff like clams not so much.
Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (VDQek)

You do not like scallops?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)

77 Kindletot, is that a lecture series by the same lecturer, or a different one? If different, which is the history of English series?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (9asJl)

78 Would likely stay fresh longer. I seem to remember reading there was an attempt to offer irradiated produce in the 50's. The irradiated stuff lasted far longer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (rb1zT)

Wouldn't millennials be afraid of it?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (cu8/f)

79 Is that Bill Buckner hate earlier in the thread?

Heh.

After all this time? That's a grudge to rival the wrath of Khan.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (H5knJ)

80 I didn't know Jeff Sessions liked booze that much.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (2NqXo)

81 re 59:
"
hey Wierd Dave!
why do you always spell your first name wrong?
"

for the same reason that Keith Olbermann's half black brother Antwayne spells his name Barack Obama. It's just common sense.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (ILitO)

82 Well, so much for GAINZZ for me:

At Amazon, I guess I'm on a Monin syrups kick. I got the Mango (which was great!) and the Dutch Chocolate (good but not exactly super-chocolaty). Now I have the Lime, which is also IMHO pretty good but could be just a tiny bit better. Glad I bought all of them though. Next I want to try their Cinnamon and their Coconut.

Also, I bought a box of "Iconic Candy" Reed's Cinnamons from Amazon; I thought they weren't available anymore. Good news: the retread still tastes good; the bad news, the lozenges don't look half as beautiful as the old ones did. Then again, it's the taste that matters most, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

83 Revolutions is good. English Civil war was interesting because I had no idea how little I actually knew about it. Turns out it wasn't started by people who wanted to kill Charles I, and he kind of milquetoasted his way there. It also had a war on Christmas and real live commies. I don't think I could follow the French Revolution(s) with a roadmap and Virgil acting as a tour guide. The Haitian Revolution was a Bosch painting set to Yakety Sax, and the American Revolution wasn't anything I didn't already know but was still enjoyable to listen to.

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History always gets a mention whenever pogcats come up as a topic. They're fun to listen to on a long drive, but not without their flaws. Historically, it's kind of like reading the comic book version. Fun, yeah, but it's not exactly rigorous history.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (y87Qq)

84 Tonypete- good on ya, mate! glad yer back..

*no idea why I am talking Aussie here*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (5tSKk)

85 62 Ktgreat

Yup, same here.

And CBD told me he had similar issue.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)

86 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (H5knJM

Not really. He was the first athlete that I could think of who was famous for not catching something.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

87 I miss living in New Hampshire sometimes. I could go the grocery store, pick out a lobster, have the store steam it while I waited. Total cost for a 1.5 lbs lobster $5.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (9TwHE)

88 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ4w4

_________

I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (0RyQ0)

89 >>>BREAKING: 80,000 Mariners will get Medicaid coverage.


Good to hear. I think this albatross has given me avian flu.

Posted by: S. T. Coleridge at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

90 There was a piece today by the Daily Caller about a new book by a Guardian reporter about the Steele "dossier."

http://tinyurl.com/y9ovnhgf

There are a number of thing just in the short piece but this jumped out at me.

First.
"Steele has revealed in London court filings that he did not distribute the dossier to anyone outside of Fusion GPS, British intelligence, Arizona Sen. John McCain and one of his associates, David Kramer."

McCain and his associate Kramer got copies in Nov. 2016. Kramer from Steele himself and within the next day McCain got another copy from Fusion GPS head Simpson.

But the reporter for the Guardian wrote...

"In October an email written by a person in the Clinton camp reached my inbox. It set out some of the unproven allegations against Trump, including sex with prostitutes in Moscow. The email said the claims came from a source inside the FSB. This was not Steele's work, but some of it echoes the dossier."

The Hillary camp was peddling the "pee-party" story to reporters in October and claiming they got it themselves from the FSB. Either they had their own contacts with the FSB or they were upset that the Steele "dossier" hadn't gotten traction with the press and were feeding some of it to reliable left reporters trying to get it fed into the US MSM.

Also it seems that the "dossier" was the main part of a briefing on the Congressional Intel gang of 8 in August 2016. Russians talking to and about Carter Page were the main topic. This is a month before a FISA warrant was issued to grab Page's electronic communications which happened after he left the campaign.

Posted by: geoffb at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (zOpu5)

91 Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 10:07 PM (V+V4
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gracias for the kind thoughts, as we say here in #Failifornia...

Flonase is a steroid, and my immune system is already a hot mess, due to 3 anaphylactic reactions AND ulcerative colitis...

the GI docs at the VA keep trying to put me on immunosuppressants, because it's easier for them, and i keep telling them i don't want to be like Glen Frey, dying of pneumonia at 64 (or younger) because they killed what's left of my immune protection.

they really don't give a shit about individual patients, they just want to lower their patient load, and if that means filling us full of drugs so we'll go away and die faster, they're good with that outcome.

to them it's a feature, not a bug.

bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (q3X5U)

92 F***, now I want lobster. Do you know what it costs to get a properly lively lobster on the West Coast?


You can't. Money doesn't matter.

Even in New England you can't get a good lobster unless you catch it yourself. The few days that they spend between the trap, the pound, and the market change they way they taste.

Fresh lobster out of a trap is inimitable.

(It's been a dozen years since I had a boat and traps a recreational lobster license, I'm just being a dick).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (gIRsn)

93 I have always thought they should irradiate all veggies.. but then I got to wondering if the process is cumbersome and would slow down delivery and raise prices.

But libtards would raise a ruckus anyways.. so never mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (5tSKk)

94 I love lobster, crab, scallops...now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

95 Thank you ibguy and yes, Salty Dog, set the prayer phaser to *low* for now.

When I was in the Cardiac Imaging Lab I was looking at some of the other patients and I thought WOW, these guys look baaaad.

So maybe we redirect our prayers to the unknown sufferers among us. Some of them had that yellow-green promise of death skin color about them.

Poor bastards.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)

96 A couple of months ago I tried making cioppino.

It was good... but I actually *forgot* to use the big, expensive can of crab I bought!

It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

97 If anyone wants to build an antichrist, sorry, the patent is taken.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybbrnxo7

Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (XQvuQ)

98 Doggie video seems just cruel. Poor thing obviously has eyesight or coordination problems, and throwing treats to that way, just to make fun of it kind of sadistic, in my book.

Oh. speaking of books, in the last thread, the one I was speaking of as "crap" was "50 shades". I have heard before that the Jaws book is a much lesser thing than the film.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (oPNmq)

99 87 I miss living in New Hampshire sometimes. I could go the grocery store, pick out a lobster, have the store steam it while I waited. Total cost for a 1.5 lbs lobster $5.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (9TwHE)


Have you tried Cloggenstien's All-Natural Vermont Tofu Lobsters?

Posted by: Miklos is gourmand at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

100 Regarding millennials co-living. I sometimes watch Judge Judy, which is in California. That state where, thanks to liberal policies, fully employed forty year olds can't afford their own home or apartment.

You know what you get when adults have to share living space? Fighting. Fighting over money. Fighting over cleanliness. Fighting over food. Fighting over personal property. Fighting over the tv set. Fighting over overnight guests.

Happiness is not having your roommate's azzhole boyfriend eating your groceries and sitting on your couch watching tv for 8 hours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

101 It's hell being a bit north of 29.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

My mother has been cardioverted many times. She is on a few drugs that I don't recall the names right now.

She also has had a prodecure where they go in the artery in the thigh, cardiac catheterization and zap the part of the heart that is sending the incorrect electrical impulses. She's had this procedure twice.
She has a leaky mitral? valve that is causing the problem.

Take care of yourself.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (Ri/rl)

102 You do not like scallops?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Maybe I'm wrong but there is no dark part to a scallop. so I assumed they were clean.

Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (VDQek)

103 96 I actually *forgot* to use the big, expensive can of crab I bought!
It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)


Crab salad. Keep it simple.

I say that mostly because I figure you don't want me to describe the Chinese soup that would require really good homemade chicken stock and corn.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (Vb4BV)

104 Grump928: palantir maybe?

Richard Boone was so cool as Palantir.

Posted by: mindful webworker's crossed circus at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (NU2/k)

105 Scallops are the bacon of the seafood world. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

106 Mariners: We....We don't have that many players.

Well, they did wind up using about 80,000 starting pitchers this past season. So there's that.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 10:28 PM (EzdLW)

107 Splunge, thanks!
Maybe a Louie crab salad? Mmmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe)

108 89 >>>BREAKING: 80,000 Mariners will get Medicaid coverage.

Good to hear. I think this albatross has given me avian flu.
Posted by: S. T. Coleridge at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

That was a witty one, yuk yuk yuk. Well done.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (9asJl)

109 62 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (f8ilN)


They've been notified. The website seems to prefer Internet Explorer. Try through that and let me know if you're still having a problem. It does work because several have come through.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (Enq6K)

110 8 Im actually awake for the ONT!!!! Nicely done Weird Dave. I especially like the dog who cannot dog. I have one too. I find it less messy to just put the food in his mouth.
Posted by: moki


Yeah if I toss anything to my beagle it just hits her in the head. I finally just threw away the tennis balls and frisbees.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

111 I also wonder if I could toss the crab in with the ramen I make from time to time.

Only problem is: I'm not always making ramen and don't think I could possibly use the whole can very quickly. Does leftover crab, once out of the can, take well to freezing?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe)

112 Lobster looks tasty.

My first thought was, I hope that is in someone's else's kitchen. That smell would last for days.

Is it a DNA thing? Meat, I'm hungry for and it's satisfying. Seafood, never. I'll eat it, but I won't choose it. Surprised they didn't throw me out of New England.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (H0quv)

113 I feel sorry for millenials searching for an identity.. After thousands of years it seems everything new has been done.. If I were to copy ? One word to you millenials. Flappers!! Run with it trust me.

Posted by: Voter Dude trend watcher/partaker extraordinaire at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (0mobI)

114 Still, glad to be back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

And we are glad to have you back! I hope that your docs have a handle on this, and a repeat performance is off the agenda.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (oPNmq)

115 Is that Bill Buckner hate earlier in the thread?

Heh.

After all this time? That's a grudge to rival the wrath of Khan.



After all this time, it wasn't Buckner's fault.

He couldn't walk. He was hobbling. It was obvious. MacNamara left him in the game, unaccountably.

Also, Calvin Sciralidi blew a save.

If it weren't for 2004 and the history since this would all be too painful, but now it's just history.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (gIRsn)

116 105 Scallops are the bacon of the seafood world. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)


True, but (oh no I feel a rant coming on)

If you buy them at a f***ing supermarket they might have been treated with some sort of bullsh!t chemical that causes them to swell up with water and makes them f***ing impossible to brown in a pan. They will just exude tons of water and expire into a bunch of useless scallop threads.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)

117 109 Tami

FWIW, both CBD and I had the same problem, both using IE.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (vUcdz)

118 Millenials are like the Soviets in the 50s/60s/70s claiming they invented things first, except the Millennials claim to have invented only the stupid stuff.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (lKEuo)

119 Oh, and everyone: I have a work story to share.

Long story short: I was stupid and if I get fired, it's my own fault.

BUT... and irony alert... for right now, everything is okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

120 Revolutions is good. English Civil war was interesting..

-----
The list of British rebellions is as long as your arm:

http://tinyurl.com/yatvhzyt

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t)

121 68 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.


That was Dave Grohl's opinion when he first heard them. Watched some doc he did where he went to some of the cities he toured in but never really visited and checked the music scenes out. When he went to Nashville, he (and Foo Fighters) visited the Zac Brown Band and Dolly Parton. It was kind of interesting actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (kvKRQ)

122 Flappers!! Run with it trust me.
Posted by: Voter Dude trend watcher/partaker extraordinaire at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM


Mud flaps? Got 'em.

Posted by: Lena at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

123 It's... impressive... how quickly one can get 100 comments behind.

Posted by: mindful webworker's still back at the last intersection at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (NU2/k)

124 Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (V86aL)

That's what my mother has had twice, ablation. It's worked for her. She's 80, if that had failed her options were not good. Some strong meds that were very expensive that also had a lot of side effects.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (Ri/rl)

125 96 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

Crab cakes.

Yum.

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (0RHwa)

126 >>>Stacked Nicki Minaj Does a Porny Cover Shoot for Paste Magazine; Content Warning How is this newsworthy, you ask? Well, Busty Lesbian Porn. <<<




Damn! My two favorite things. Busty lesbian porn, and paste!!!

Posted by: Joke Biden at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (LHVhu)

127 I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.
Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (0RyQ0)

Holy crap, that must have been fun. Serious talent. The best shows I've seen have been small venues. Good sound quality, great interaction with the band and the audience.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (bZ4w4)

128 You do not like scallops?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Maybe I'm wrong but there is no dark part to a scallop. so I assumed they were clean.


You haven't had scallops until you've snorkeled for them in the gulf. Catch 'em while they're scooting along, crack 'em open and eat 'em while they are still twitching. Mmmmmm....

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (Nyyc4)

129 Splunge, that sounds spooky.

My neighborhood is getting an actual Whole Foods sometime next year. I know about the bad rep, the prices, etc etc but there's some items that I have a hunch are best bought there, if you can stand to spend the bucks.

Anyone here have experiences with WF's seafood, good or bad?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)

130 118 Millenials are like the Soviets in the 50s/60s/70s claiming they invented things first, except the Millennials claim to have invented only the stupid stuff.
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (lKEuo)


Inwenting stupid stuff was a Russian inwention.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)

131 Marcus, hmmm... thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

132 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572143925678080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572239119667201

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572325031571463

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572454304174080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572546360762368

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (eh0Va)

133 It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?

Posted by: qdpsteve
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Crab dip? My wife and kids love it.. cream cheese and good crap.. not sure what else.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (5tSKk)

134 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for
rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (f8ilN)
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I don't know if Tami is here, but some people have obviously gotten through because she got notifications. So thank you everyone! You can also send a check; that's what I did.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (UoSKV)

135 73 When I saw the prairie dog, my first thought was "Hmm, CaliGirl finally found the right bait." I was kinda waiting for the shot to ring out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (9tO1t)

I still haven't caught that sucker and there's a new hole under a really old rose bush down by the pool.

I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (Ri/rl)

136 mmmm... homemade tamales....

Posted by: mindful webworker's channeling d'Homer at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (NU2/k)

137 You know what you get when adults have to share living space? Fighting. Fighting over money. Fighting over cleanliness. Fighting over food. Fighting over personal property. Fighting over the tv set. Fighting over overnight guests.

Happiness is not having your roommate's azzhole boyfriend eating your groceries and sitting on your couch watching tv for 8 hours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

Sounds exactly like young people.

I hate roommates. I'd rather live alone in a hovel.

Or a van down by the river.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (cu8/f)

138 .............
Crab dip? My wife and kids love it.. cream cheese and good crap.. not sure what else.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
...........
OOOOPS!

Crab.. NOT crap

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (5tSKk)

139 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572635380658177

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572823667232768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572930999472129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931573031553691648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931573191591514112

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eh0Va)

140 Chi-Town, thanks for that too!

I was thinking about that. I only recently learned to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

141 97 gol danged patent office...

Posted by: Geo Soros formerly lnown as B El Zeebub at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (0mobI)

142 FWIW, both CBD and I had the same problem, both using IE.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (vUcdz)

Oh weird. He told me he finally got through using IE.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (Enq6K)

143 The list of British rebellions is as long as your arm:

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t)


Ah yeah, the Levelers are what I was thinking of. I think. Could've been the Diggers.

Speaking of Soviet commies claiming to have invented things - they couldn't even invent f'ng communism.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (y87Qq)

144 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t)
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🎊

Hooray! You're back! I've missed you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (UoSKV)

145 so, you guys are already here.

ok.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (AxFdW)

146 129 Splunge, that sounds spooky.

My neighborhood is getting an actual Whole Foods sometime next year. I know about the bad rep, the prices, etc etc but there's some items that I have a hunch are best bought there, if you can stand to spend the bucks.

Anyone here have experiences with WF's seafood, good or bad?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)


It varies by area. I'm not all that far from the coast, and my WF is basically "the only place I would buy seafood, if I weren't traveling to the distant Chinese suppliers, and except for one very good seafood store that is distinct to my town only". Very high marks. YMMV

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (Vb4BV)

147 Chi-Town, looks like you have the same keyboard afflictions I do :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe)

148 Anyone here have experiences with WF's seafood, good or bad?

Posted by: qdpsteve
............
My daughters swear by their seafood counter.. but I cannot stomach the prices.. Older daughter gets swordfish when it is reasonable.. reasonable = like $20 per pound..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (5tSKk)

149 It was good... but I actually *forgot* to use the big, expensive can of crab I bought!


It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
---
that's easy: cat food.

you're welcome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (q3X5U)

150 I hate roommates. I'd rather live alone in a hovel.

Or a van down by the river.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (cu8/f)



And what is your name, little girl?

Posted by: Joey Biden's bitchin' van at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

151 I love what Wm Clark called prairie dogs: whistle pigs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (bZ4w4)

152 I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.
Posted by: Sidedraft
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*?*

Hmm. What bar?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (9tO1t)

153 142 Tami

Well, plan to try again over the weekend.

Gotta love the tech

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

154 Did I also mention, I recently discovered halibut fish and chips at a place nearby me, called Little Fishermen's?

OMG soooo good.
Unfortunately, also so expensive. $20 for three moderate-sized pieces of fried halibut, fries and a drink.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

155 Okay: the Mariners tweet was the funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (x3yKT)

156 Holy crap, that must have been fun. Serious talent. The best shows I've seen have been small venues. Good sound quality, great interaction with the band and the audience.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (bZ4w4)

______

Yessir. I lived about mile away at the time. It was my usual hangout back then. He is a stone cold solid good Dude.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (0RyQ0)

157

If you are gonna freeze crab, mix in a bit of either buttermilk or coconut milk... the high fat content does an amazing job preserving the flavor.

2 weeks ago I processed 24 drabs we pulled up, 40 pounds of whole crab. Did 1/2 Bmilk 1/2 Cmilk (we do a large amount of asian dishes). Taste tested last week, amazing!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (t3kPl)

158 That's almost the dog version of the cat video from the other night.

Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

159 Mike Duncan is a good guy. No idea about his politics, but he's cool.

I went on one of the History of Rome podcast tours -- the second one. Rome, Pompeii, and Istanbul with two dozen Roman history geeks from around the world. The only English-speaking country not represented was Australia.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (fVubI)

160 Haha. Honestly I so love this blog. Been a lurker for close to a year and a I really am loving it. Was just recommending to a friend this evening over dinnah- you HAVE to read this! Love the pet thread, gardening thread and the eschatological commentary. Keep up the good stuff.

Posted by: Leslie at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (yo8QV)

161 Splunge and Chi-Town, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

162 Long story short: I was stupid and if I get fired, it's my own fault.

BUT... and irony alert... for right now, everything is okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (eMKNe)


That's not much of a story. Care to expand upon that?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (cu8/f)

163 I see that the prairie dog is enjoying a Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

Teh kittehs prefer Heineken's: http://tinyurl.com/y9sy732l

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (3C9q2)

164 red, that's *after* it goes bad ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

165 I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Vacuum cleaner salesman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (9tO1t)

166 In Vino, did I see that you recently got engaged? If so, congratulations!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (UoSKV)

167 ....cream cheese and good crap.. not sure what else.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (5tSKk)

A good crap makes everything better.

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (0RHwa)

168 155 Okay: the Mariners tweet was the funniest thing ever.
Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (x3yKT)


Literasy is ovarated.

Posted by: child left behind at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (zCyNd)

169 Atlantic Coast, sure.

I talked politics at work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

170 "I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

Do you have a tool + die store in your area?

Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)

171 Haha. Honestly I so love this blog. Been a lurker for close to a year and a I really am loving it. Was just recommending to a friend this evening over dinnah- you HAVE to read this! Love the pet thread, gardening thread and the eschatological commentary. Keep up the good stuff.
Posted by: Leslie at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (yo8QV)
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Stick around!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (UoSKV)

172 Well, plan to try again over the weekend.

Gotta love the tech

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)


There's some tech god somewhere that has it in for me.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (Enq6K)

173 The good news re my job:
I found out my liberal co-workers aren't screaming SJWs. They can handle moderate conservative viewpoints, which is mostly what I have.

The bad news:

My boss, who is one of the libs, has good days and bad days. The past few days have been good. When things go bad.................

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (eMKNe)

174 140 Chi-Town, thanks for that too!

I was thinking about that. I only recently learned to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

Artichoke dip. I love that and it's easy. I haven't had it for years.
8 oz of each item
Cream cheese
Mayo
Parmesan cheese
Water packed artichoke hearts drained
Green chilis
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes at 350 degrees.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (Ri/rl)

175 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Maybe I'm wrong but there is no dark part to a scallop. so I assumed they were clean.


Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (VDQek)

When you eat real scallops, you are eating only the adductor muscles that operate the shells. Not the guts. When you eat fake scallops, you are eating fish meat punched out of the fins of skates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (oPNmq)

176 I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (Ri/rl)

On'y one thing to do with weasels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:41 PM (cu8/f)

177 Do you have a tool + die store in your area?
Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)

Stupid autocorrect, too not tool

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:41 PM (Ri/rl)

178 Do you have a tool + die store in your area?
Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)


hardware store next to the undertaker's?

Posted by: Bricks 'n mortar at November 17, 2017 10:41 PM (zCyNd)

179 Bandersnatch: not entirely true. You just have to buy direct from the lobstermen.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (v8NF5)

180 I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.
Posted by: Sidedraft
--------------

*?*

Hmm. What bar?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (9tO1t)

_'___

Dixie Tavern.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (0RyQ0)

181 For podcasts I'd recommend Jocko podcast by Jocko Willink his are great. He's put me on to some great books and in general is a great podcast. If you like pro wrasslin' Stone Cold Steve Austin has a great podcast as well as Tak is Jericho. Tim Ferris is ok, I've heard great things about Dan Carlins' Hardcore History, Adam Carolla and the Joe Rogan Experience.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (IYHxL)

182
I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl
...........
As I was reading this, a big skink waddled across our patio - second time tonight!

We keep bright flood lights on to keep these pests out of our yard.. our dogs have been skunked too many times! So they move through our yard pretty fast..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (5tSKk)

183 If we can't take down a Democrat with actual photographic evidence then they can never be taken down.

And I see how the donks in the MSM are using the Franken matter to spin it back to President Trump.

These fuckers never stop.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (Wtll+)

184 CaliGirl, OMG!! Thanks so much!!!

Years ago Margaritaville had a line of spicy dips, and artichoke jalapeno was one of them. It was delicious, but of course since then Mr. Buffett obviously got some bad news from the sales figures and it's now impossible to find, so I've been looking for a couple years now for a duplicate recipe. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

185 140 I was thinking about that. I only recently learned to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)


I had that epiphany a few years ago, too. For me, the secret to a clam dip I would accept was onion juice. What was it for you?

Crab is really different, it's so delicate. Never tried to make a dip, but if I did, I'd go very minimal. Might even resort to shallots.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (Vb4BV)

186 Yessir. I lived about mile away at the time. It was my usual hangout back then. He is a stone cold solid good Dude.
Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (0RyQ0)

The best performance of the National Anthem I ever saw was a few years ago when the Falcons were in the NFC championship (I think), and the Zac Brown Band sang it. Beautiful harmony.

I think booking them for a Super Bowl Halftime show would mend some fences. Jus' sayin'...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (bZ4w4)

187 Since I live in Minnesota the occasional fish I eat I caught. So not much lobster or clams unless I happen to be on business trip on a coast. Oh and never clams. Gizzards are better.

Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (VDQek)

188 Just printed your recipe, CaliGirl! Thanks again. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

189 Hammer,

Bit nippy out lately, eh?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

190 Maybe the dog needs glasses

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (dab45)

191 You just have to buy direct from the lobstermen.
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (v8NF5)


Persons of Lobster.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (y87Qq)

192 Prarie Dog? Talk about Americana.. I don't know the Latin for species,genre of a Prarie Dog but the Cowboys and Pioneers called em as they saw em..love it!

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (0mobI)

193 Weirddave, last night's ONT cracked me up. That was from my home town.

It's been on the net that an arial view made it look like a penis, but the water spews is just the icing on the cake. Well done.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (yJ1e6)

194 Is a prairie dog considered a rodent?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: mpfs at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (mTUqn)

195 "I'm giving you a choice, Either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trashcan!"

Posted by: Nada at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (HVt0H)

196 Splunge, yum, I will have to try that.

My secret for clam dip is the same as for most other things i like to fix: lots of spicy add-ons. Tabasco, RedHot, diced serranos/jalapenos, Spanish paprika, the works. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

197 And what is your name, little girl?

Posted by: Joey Biden's bitchin' van at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

I had a creepy uncle Joe. Clueless though I was, I knew there was something wrong with him. He's kids were both weird, and now they're both dead.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:45 PM (cu8/f)

198 Crab meat you have need to be used? Get some good mushrooms and stuff 'em with it + a little bit of Soy sauce, then broil them til the edges of the mushrooms start to crinkle just a bit.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 17, 2017 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

199 Richard Boone was so cool as Palantir.

Smaug. He was the voice of Smaug. So iconic that Jackson tried to mix Cucumberpatch's voice to match.

It failed.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (fVubI)

200 I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (Ri/rl)

I saw a fox run across the road, in town, as I was driving home this evening. Pointed, and said to the dog, "Look, Pogo, a fox." She stared out the window and made the funniest noises for several minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (oPNmq)

201 Yikes.. just looked at WF's online ordering page.. swordfish steaks $27.50 a pound.. yellow fin tuna - $30 bucks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (5tSKk)

202 Asheville, that sounds great too, thanks. :-)

Interestingly, I'm probably the most adventurous eater in my family. None of the rest of my loved ones will even touch mushrooms, anchovies or calamari.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (eMKNe)

203 Kindletot, is that a lecture series by the same
lecturer, or a different one? If different, which is the history of
English series?
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (9asJl)


The history of English one is historyofenglishpodcast.com by Kevin Stroud.

The Mises one is from Mises.org, and it is all sorts of lecturers. All sorts of subjects too--mostly economics.

Oooh, HEY! The stone pages archeo podcast is back and running! It was down for a while. It is mostly reading news releases with some research behind them. The current reader is Philip Hansen, who is Danish, and it is a hoot listening to him try to pronounce Spanish place names

http://www.stonepages.com/news/podcast.xml


I am always looking for decent podcasts, but I have low tolerance for sloppy logic, spotty research and fanboi attitudes.
And nasally voices that say "uh" every 15 words bug me too.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (2K6fY)

204 I'll put in a good word for the podcasts by John Batchelor.
Always topical and informative.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (w7KSn)

205 good evening cliquers ! sorry to interrupt. all's well in the hood ?

Posted by: flat foot at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (8elQA)

206 Chi-Town, yeesh :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (eMKNe)

207 oooo.. just thought about crab rangoon! yummy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (5tSKk)

208 I talked politics at work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

Well fuck me, that'll do it.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (cu8/f)

209 Well ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud new owner of a Pendelton Westerly, courtesy of my loving wife.

Time to make a white russian.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

210 I was thinking about that. I only recently learned
to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch
out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

One would think you would know better, than to make reference to "clam dip" here.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (oPNmq)

211 Dave at Buffalo Roam: oooooh, crab tamales!!!! Yum!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (eMKNe)

212 200 AOP

"Look, Pogo, a fox"

"Maybe a five, at best" - Pogo

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vUcdz)

213 Atlantic Coast, yup.

I guess I'm about to find out how valuable I am in the office.

At least I have a backup plan if things go sour.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

214 188 Just printed your recipe, CaliGirl! Thanks again. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

Just chop the artichoke hearts and stir all other ingredients together. It doesn't look appetizing but my husband and his friends inhale it immediately. It's good with crackers or baguette or crudites.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (Ri/rl)

215 Gwyneth, I'm learning to love clam and craps unironically. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

216 "a Pendelton Westerly,"

Is that some kind of stylish all-weather jacket?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (bZ4w4)

217 Well it looks like members of the Horde had the sense down in the Marvel SJW thread to NOT click on that Black Cat cosplay link I provided.

Bravo Zulu.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (huhUB)

218 215 qdpsteve

Steamed, of course.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz)

219 Chi-Town, see what I did there? Just like you. ;-)

clam and *crabs* unironically. Although I want to try playing some craps next time I'm in Nevada too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

220 One would think you would know better, than to make reference to "clam dip" here.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (oPNmq)

Almost as dangerous as mentioning pudding.....

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (0RHwa)

221 ibguy, yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

222 The good news re my job:

I found out my liberal co-workers aren't screaming SJWs. They can
handle moderate conservative viewpoints, which is mostly what I have.



The bad news:



My boss, who is one of the libs, has good days and bad days. The
past few days have been good. When things go bad.................
---

It's called work because it's not supposed to be fun.

That's why you're paid.

So... on those not good days, think of all the bills you can pay off and things you can buy with that cash crazy boss is giving you.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 10:52 PM (aT+Bx)

223 Mmmm pudding!! Just got some Hersheys s'mores pudding tonight!

Okay guys, let's hear the 'urban dictionary' translation of this one... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

224

Bluebell - shanked anyone lately? Do tell!

I guess we are 'pre-engaged' I followed the advice of several fine Morons and gave her a promise ring... she flipped, in a good way, lucky for me... she's a keeper and we are going to go visit her family next April... going to ask her dad to propose and give an engagement ring...

Ridiculous in our age and time, but I have a romantic streak a mile wide (shsss!)...

Thanks for asking and thank you all for your butt kicking motivation!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (t3kPl)

225 IIRC, there's a few gamers here.... someone opened a Minecraft server (apparently on Reddit) for those of you into such things

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/149877603

original poast is SFW.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (q3X5U)

226 Please please please QdpSteven, do not dunk your junk in the pudding...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (huhUB)

227 Here's a film he made as part of his graduate studies examining the true story behind Paul Revere's ride

========

Paul Revere? Are you friggin kidding me? Why didn't you post a trigger warning?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (/qEW2)

228 make that 4chan, not Reddit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (q3X5U)

229 Hi shibumi! Glad you're here! I have news...

1, I got a copy of Final Draft. I wish it weren't as pricey but OMG it's made my screenwriting so much easier.

And 2, I'm finally writing on a *really* productive schedule again. In fact I hope to have something I can show you all within a month or so.

In the meantime:
True, having this job is helping me out quite a bit. And I am *not* going to bring up the topic, EVER.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

230 "The Space Show" is a decent pogcats for space nerds, or at least it was - I haven't listened in a while. It's mostly about current events - who's doing what, what's been discovered lately and what it means, what probes are nearing their destinations, things like that. He gets excellent guests, asks good questions, and then shuts the hell up and lets them talk.

http://www.thespaceshow.com/

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (y87Qq)

231 Anna, I don't have tastebuds down there so I don't think that'll be a problem ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

232 His kids were both weird, and now they're both dead.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast


Thanks for taking care of that.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (pszv/)

233 Well ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud new owner of a Pendelton Westerly, courtesy of my loving wife.



Time to make a white russian.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

Is that a shotgun, a boat, or a dog?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (oPNmq)

234 Thanks for asking and thank you all for your butt kicking motivation!
Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (t3kPl)

That's wonderful!

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (Ri/rl)

235 History of England podcast by David Crowther.

Frequently hilarious.

Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (s5o+q)

236 Although I want to try playing some craps next time I'm in Nevada too.

Posted by: qdpsteve
......
;-)

They always look like they are having such fun at the craps table! I cannot make heads or tails of the betting, though.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (5tSKk)

237 So what are you writing there qdpsteve?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (huhUB)

238 got my calbar results tonight- passed.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (UJJCx)

239 Y'all need to stop talking about shellfish because I can't eat it and you're making me hungry for it...dagnabit!

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (Enq6K)

240 Well ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud new owner of a Pendelton Westerly, courtesy of my loving wife.


Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

Did you get it at Burlington Coat Factory?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (cu8/f)

241 Is that a shotgun, a boat, or a dog?


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
........
The cardigan Lebowski wore.. hence the white russian comment

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (5tSKk)

242 Chi-Town, yup re craps. I think the game is designed to be a bit weird. Kind of the gambling equivalent of a cult hit; it seems to only appeal to certain people, whereas almost anyone can figure out Blackjack or Roulette in minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe)

243 I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS.....
And I'm all outta bubblegum.


(Why yes, I did pick up these Cartier knockoffs at Sunglasses Hut)

Posted by: Nada at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (HVt0H)

244 "Maybe a five, at best" - Pogo

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vUcdz)

Hah! It appeared to be a cross fox, had patches of both red fox and gray fox coloration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (oPNmq)

245 Anna, I'm writing my dark comedy about teenagers making a movie in the 1980s.

It's coming together better than I thought it would, so far at least. And thankfully, my fickle muse seems to be listening when I beckon her. Hope I can stay on her good side.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)

246 Dixie Tavern.
Posted by: Sidedraft
----------

Damn. I missed that one. Don't recall it. Where is/was it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)

247 Hey Alan Jackson, how you doing? Glad to see you here.

Posted by: flat foot at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (8elQA)

248 238 got my calbar results tonight- passed.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (UJJCx)

What great news, congrats.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (Ri/rl)

249 207 oooo.. just thought about crab rangoon! yummy..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM


I was craving it earlier, so I stopped by Pei-Wei.

It was. Awful. Like, I may never want it again, awful.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (x3yKT)

250 Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53

Good on you. Be well and good luck.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 10:59 PM (yJ1e6)

251 Also, History of China podcast by Chris Stewart.

A Minnesotan transplanted to Shanghai recounts the history of Chinese civilization.

Frequent snark and humor in this one too.

Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 10:59 PM (s5o+q)

252
They always look like they are having such fun at the craps table! I cannot make heads or tails of the betting, though.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (5tSKk)

I love blackjack...in theory. My math brain is so damn slow, however, and I would never stand a chance in any kind of casino scenario. Panic would have me saying things like, "uh," and "shit."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:59 PM (bZ4w4)

253 Asheville Robert - Colder, yup. Even though we've had a dusting of snow, this a.m. was the first time that I've seen frost. Put the last mow on the yard this afternoon...I hope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (9tO1t)

254
Time to make a white russian.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

ZOMG!!! Collusion!!!

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (ANIFC)

255 The cardigan Lebowski wore.. hence the white russian comment


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (5tSKk)

Aha! Yet another in the endless list of unseen movies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (oPNmq)

256 "a Pendelton Westerly,"

Is that some kind of stylish all-weather jacket?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (bZ4w4)

A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

257 Me: Richard Boone was so cool as Palantir.

Rob Crawford #199: Smaug. He was the voice of Smaug. So iconic that Jackson tried to mix Cucumberpatch's voice to match.
It failed.


Dang! I probably once knew that Boone voiced Smaug in that Hobbit flick. -- I was trying to play on the name Paladin, of course, he overexplained.

Now I need to dig my copy of that out of the catacombs and watch again. I think I have it on 78rpm.

Posted by: mindful webworker's honeyed catacombs at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (NU2/k)

258 Just chop the artichoke hearts and stir all other ingredients together. It doesn't look appetizing but my husband and his friends inhale it immediately. It's good with crackers or baguette or crudites.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (Ri/rl)

That's almost identical to the one I make, except mine also has mozzarella and garlic in it but no jalapenos.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (Enq6K)

259 51 I was perusing a frozen food section at the grocery store. What's irradiated beef, and why do I want it?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (cu8/f)

++++

It has been blasted with radiation to kill bacteria. Once the bacteria have been killed, they stop pooping all over your beef. Less bacteria poop = less sickness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_irradiation

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (pvjTE)

260 Pug Mahon, that's *most* of us at the blackjack table anyway. :-)

I'm incredibly good at adding numbers quickly, so for me it's super easy. But I can understand others getting confused.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

261 http://www.thespaceshow.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (y87Qq)

Thanks for the suggestion - I'll have to check it out. Being a spacegeek and living in OH.....it's more than a little frustrating.

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (0RHwa)

262 1, I got a copy of Final Draft. I wish it weren't as pricey but OMG it's made my screenwriting so much easier.

And 2, I'm finally writing on a *really* productive schedule again. In fact I hope to have something I can show you all within a month or so.


Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM


Some screenwriting points. Make sure you include...

1) Touching philosophical insights into the human condition. Regret, hubris, longing for the unobtainable, are all good elements in characterization.

2) Sharp dialogue that resonates with the viewer. It should be real and it should hit home.

3) Include boobs. As often as you can come up with ways for chicks to get their tops off.

4) Include really, really big boobs.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (qGuLD)

263 A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.
Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

So I was closer than some of the other guesses.

Cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (bZ4w4)

264 Tami, mmm :-)

And Cali, that's how my crab dip is. It looks... not great, but tastes great. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

265 Even _The Nation_ is sick of this crap:
https://www.thenation.com/article/russiagate-is-more-fiction-than-fact/

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (v8NF5)

266 I guess we are 'pre-engaged' I followed the advice of several fine Morons and gave her a promise ring... she flipped, in a good way, lucky for me... she's a keeper and we are going to go visit her family next April... going to ask her dad to propose and give an engagement ring...

Ridiculous in our age and time, but I have a romantic streak a mile wide (shsss!)...

Thanks for asking and thank you all for your butt kicking motivation!
Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (t3kPl)
---------

That's wonderful, not ridiculous in the least, and delightfully romantic. I'd say your young lady is a lucky gal. Despite what some of these goofballs say, marriage is a wonderful thing.

Now we can start planning your wedding for you! But not tonight because I'm turning into a pumpkin. But soon . . .

Congrats again!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (UoSKV)

267 otho, done and done, especially #3 and #4. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

268 Dang! I probably once knew that Boone voiced Smaug
in that Hobbit flick. -- I was trying to play on the name Paladin, of
course, he overexplained.



Now I need to dig my copy of that out of the catacombs and watch again. I think I have it on 78rpm.

Posted by: mindful webworker's honeyed catacombs at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (NU2/k)

The second hobbit flick with Smaug is one of the few movies I have seen recently, and I have to admit that Smaug was pretty cool, and maybe the best-developed character in the film.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (oPNmq)

269 That's almost identical to the one I make, except mine also has mozzarella and garlic in it but no jalapenos.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (Enq6K)

I should have written Ortega chilis. It's really good, yours sounds good too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (Ri/rl)

270 If the preppeddelivery.com consistently fails for anyone, just send a check to the bank.

It took me awhile, but I finally got through using Internet Explorer 11.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (wYseH)

271 Get a group of friends on a blackjack table and hog it. Make sure one of y'all know how to bet and understand that it's all about beating the house so sometimes someone is gonna have to hit in a spot they otherwise wouldn't.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (IYHxL)

272

YAY Farmer Bob! Congrats, what a real accomplishment! Can I hire you to sue scum bags?

CaliGirl, thank you! Who's up for a Moron wedding someday?!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (t3kPl)

273
Hah! It appeared to be a cross fox, had patches of both red fox and gray fox coloration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (oPNmq)


I was told never to cross a cross fox. Mean little bastards.

Posted by: wary Miklos at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (zCyNd)

274 A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

I was kidding - I thought it might be some kind of exotic dog.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (cu8/f)

275 A true history of England? Well lads and lasses you kinna say yew ev'r did 'less ye reade 1066 And All That.

From whence ye shall learn of affairs of state as the Magna Garter and such things as Chapter XXXIX Anne, A Dead Queen, Succession of Wars or perhaps further afield shall entice thee with Chapter XLIII India. Cresey and the Black Whole. The Doldrums of Oudh.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (huhUB)

276 Great ONT! --- although the Golden made me cry.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (0jtPF)

277 Yikes.. just looked at WF's online ordering page.. swordfish steaks $27.50 a pound.. yellow fin tuna - $30 bucks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (5tSKk)



Don't . . . Order the swordfish

Posted by: Captain Billy Cutshaw at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (2K6fY)

278 Anon, I've read that the beef carvers actually don't want irradiation, because (among other things):

It makes the carvers and inspectors *too lazy.* Supposedly everyone gets the idea, "eh, it'll die once it's irradiated anyway." So you end up with product in the market that's maybe not unclean, but looks unclean.

Of course, it doesn't help that the gubmint also insists irradiated meat have a big sticker on it that reads IRRADIATED. People wonder why it's not glowing green when they see that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (eMKNe)

279 I was kidding - I thought it might be some kind of exotic dog.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (cu8/f)

Maybe it was. It's a sweater now.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:05 PM (z79tQ)

280 I should have written Ortega chilis. It's really good, yours sounds good too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (Ri/rl)


I always have to make two because it is gone in a flash.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:05 PM (Enq6K)

281 Damn! My two favorite things. Busty lesbian porn, and paste!!!
Posted by: Joke Biden


You left out the sweet smell of little girls' hair, creep.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

282 thathalfrican, I think that's a lot of the strategy that the kids in '21' were following.

Of course it didn't hurt that their math and probability skills were so good, they practically knew exactly when certain cards would come out of the shoe, either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe)

283 Even _The Nation_ is sick of this crap:


Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (v8NF5)


Russiagate has now jumped The Nation.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:06 PM (cu8/f)

284 "You're fighting the forces of evil that none of us can see without sunglasses?"

Me....."Take a look, they're Cartier afterall......"

Posted by: Nada at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (HVt0H)

285 Cali: seems whenever I get Ortega chilies, they taste ashy to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

286 Damn. I missed that one. Don't recall it. Where is/was it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)

____

It is no more. Gentrification of Smyrna killed it.






Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (0RyQ0)

287 If it's dirty songs you want, it's hard to top Lucille Bogan.

No, I'm not going to link it.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

288 A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful
think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges
in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

That sounds like a Cowichan sweater. I had one as a child, and my father had one, too. Very warm indeed.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahpv64a

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (oPNmq)

289 1980s dark teen comedy?

There is only one tape in the tape deck and they are stuck on the side of Route One... and the tape is Tiffany's and she is singing about being alone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (huhUB)

290
It is no more. Gentrification of Smyrna killed it.






Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (0RyQ0)


Gentrification is not all bad.

Posted by: Bobby McGee at November 17, 2017 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

291 Since when does a garden have rules?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2017 11:08 PM (+0jcH)

292 Anna, LOL. That's a teen comedy/slasher flick. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:08 PM (eMKNe)

293 289 1980s dark teen comedy?

There is only one tape in the tape deck and they are stuck on the side of Route One... and the tape is Tiffany's and she is singing about being alone.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (huhUB)


Eject! Eject! Eject!

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:08 PM (Vb4BV)

294 216 "a Pendelton Westerly,"
Is that some kind of stylish all-weather jacket?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (bZ4w4)

Nah, Pug, it's the direction of the prevailing wind there.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 11:09 PM (9asJl)

295 Aha! Yet another in the endless list of unseen movies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (oPNmq)


Coen Brothers movie. If you laughed at Fargo or Raising Arizona, you'd like this one too.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:09 PM (z79tQ)

296 good night cliquers ! it was a blast !

Posted by: flat foot at November 17, 2017 11:09 PM (8elQA)

297 Splunge: the tape is stuck, it won't eject.

So then one of the kids gets the idea to unplug the car battery and electrocutes himself...

Oh man, comedy gold! I should probably write it up. Thanks Anna!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:09 PM (eMKNe)

298
Oh CaliGirl, does your spread do Ortega chilis? OOOhhhh fresh, sublime...

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 11:09 PM (t3kPl)

299 ODE TO PRAIRIE DOG
by: Chuck Wagon Desparado Pecos Pete Hot Sauce

Oh little creature
With dog like features
I see you on the trail
With little brown eyes
A furry coat with a doggie tail
The eggheads back home
Who have never roamed
May name you in Latin mystery
You're prairie dog to me
Because you're special you see
For drinking that fifth of whiskey.

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (0mobI)

300 Just went back to top of the thread. The roommate thing. Had a roommate. Good dude. We drove to Alaska through Canada in 1985. We leased apartments in Kenai, then Soldotna. Who knew we were so ahead-of-the-curve in terms of young adults making the best of what life threw at us.

suck it, millennials.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (bZ4w4)

301 285 Cali: seems whenever I get Ortega chilies, they taste ashy to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

I'm sure you can use whatever chili's you'd like and it would taste fine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (Ri/rl)

302 "Despite what some of these goofballs say, marriage is a wonderful thing. "

As long as you aren't married to an alcoholic with whiskey dick.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (cu8/f)

303 @265 - My suspicion is that an article saying "Russiagate is crap" means "It's getting too close to bringing down Hillary."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (l9m7l)

304 CaliGirl, thanks.

Have had good luck with Hatch chilies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (eMKNe)

305 FOR those just tuning in, the top three things you need to know:

1. Cream cheese and good crap
2. Pogcats
3. No taste buds down there

They're kicking me out of the library now.

Be back in a while if I can find an unprotected wireless spot down by the docks.

Posted by: mindful webworker's imaginary existence at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (NU2/k)

306 1980s in California, the second anime wave was just starting to wash ashore with Macross and Space Battleship Yamato. All to be found in Asian video stores along with Quentin Tarantino probably.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (huhUB)

307 Thought someone would do Hatch >> Ortega by now.

Not necessarily rational, but you expect a few partisans in any crowd, and Hatch chilis deserve a few partisans.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (Vb4BV)

308 Manson dead.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

309 If it's dirty songs you want, it's hard to top Lucille Bogan.



No, I'm not going to link it.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

Maclean and Maclean (two Canuck brothers from Winnipeg) stand pretty tall in that category, too. Also funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (oPNmq)

310 Hillz priases Franken for accepting responsibility and condemns Moore for not doing so. Seems like somebody is missing . . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)

311 Splunge, my experience is definitely: Hatch chilies taste good, Ortega's dont.

Ortega makes a good taco sauce though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:12 PM (eMKNe)

312 That sounds like a Cowichan sweater. I had one as a child, and my father had one, too. Very warm indeed.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahpv64a
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (oPNmq)

Yep, Pendelton has/had a whole line of product based on Cowichan patterns, including blankets.
A sweater like this would be all one needs south of the Mason/Dixon line or on the west coast (mountain elevations excepted) for the winter

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:12 PM (z79tQ)

313 mindful, that's about it, yes ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe)

314 Manson dead dead? Not merely resting whilst pining for the fjords?

Incinerate and then sprinkle the ashes at a toxic waste dump.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:13 PM (huhUB)

315 Thanks all! I've got some friends at Liberty Counsel- hoping to assist them or other ADF-type firm on the scumbag front.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (UJJCx)

316 Anna, why the soft spot for Charlie? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (eMKNe)

317 Oh CaliGirl, does your spread do Ortega chilis? OOOhhhh fresh, sublime...
Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 11:09 PM (t3kPl)

No, we don't grow those. Jalapenos, red Fresno and pasilla/poblano. We only grow those during the summer. Also bell peppers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (Ri/rl)

318 Manson dead.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

Rose McGowan hardest hit!



oh.
nevermind.
Burn in Hell, mofo

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (z79tQ)

319 Manson dead.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

Satan is rubbing his, um, hands in glee.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (cu8/f)

320 308 Manson dead.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

Hitler, Stalin, and Mao have a new roommate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (rb1zT)

321 311 Splunge, my experience is definitely: Hatch chilies taste good, Ortega's dont.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:12 PM (eMKNe)


True enough, by themselves. I even agree with the "ashy" thing, though it seems subtle to me. But when you are doing the "melange of different chilis" style of chili, Ortega can have a role in that.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:14 PM (Vb4BV)

322 Nah comedy gold is the bleach blonde is a Debbie Gibson fan-girl and the one who owned the Tiffany tape owns the beat up 1968 VW Westphalia Bus they are all in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:15 PM (huhUB)

323 Dang! I probably once knew that Boone voiced Smaug in that Hobbit flick. -- I was trying to play on the name Paladin, of course, he overexplained.

I caught the Paladin reference. One of the best shows ever, IMHO.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2017 11:15 PM (fVubI)

324 308 Manson dead.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

Yes, Charlie...that's the barbed cock of satan.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:16 PM (Enq6K)

325 So The Punisher series is getting docked points because of guns and bad timing due to the gun deaths.


Wtf.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 11:16 PM (IYHxL)

326 Manson story

http://tinyurl.com/yam5rpyd

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:16 PM (O5Q3r)

327 Anna, LOL :-)

I also came up with an idea called Scoville. Comedy-drama about a 400-pound super-spicy food competitive eater who has a heart attack and falls in love with his... dietician.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)

328 Since when does a garden have rules?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2017 11:08 PM (+0jcH)


This isn't 'Nam.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (y87Qq)

329 Dog whining.
Gotta go out in the rain again.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (z79tQ)

330 68 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.

I also think very highly of The Zac Brown Band. Also a metal head, was lucky enough to see Mustaine play from about 25' away once. It hurt my eyeballs trying to keep up with his fingers on the fretboard.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (VJBq9)

331 Saudi King said to step down next week and hand crown to the Crown Prince who recently rounded up corrupt Princes and officials.

http://tinyurl.com/yc6ejxc8

Posted by: geoffb at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (zOpu5)

332 Incinerate and then sprinkle the ashes at a toxic waste dump.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:13 PM (huhUB)

Naw, they should taxidermulate him, and use his mummified corpse as an attraction in one of the scary rides at Disneyland.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (oPNmq)

333 I am so proud to be an American today. Drudge linked a story of a Navy pilot that sky wrote a complete male genitalia on the sky's over Cali.. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (0mobI)

334

CaliGirl, Red Fresno? I love you even more. Next season, lets do a deal...

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (t3kPl)

335 *flips through StyleGuide*

Shouldn't that be the flaming barbed c0ck of Satan?

Qdpsteve? Soft? I want to see the true fans of the creep turn into hideous monsters so their outsides match their insides.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (huhUB)

336 I used to listen Security Now, with Steve Gibson and Leo Laporte. Pretty good if you're interested in cybersecurity stuff, though they could get into some pretty arcane stuff at times. Sometimes they would talk sci-fi, too. Don't know if they still do.

If you never heard of Steve Gibson, he's "the man who coined the term spyware and created the first anti-spyware program" according the show's website.

https://twit.tv/shows/security-now

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (EzdLW)

337 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for
rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM
~~~~~

Using Chrome with Bing, the same thing happened to me, but it did finally go through on the third attempt. Just for the heck of it, I clicked on "update," which made me put my cc # in again, but it worked.

And many thanks to Tami, Ben Had, LadyLibertarian, Miley, Jane D'oh, Weasel, and Bluebell for setting this up. Youze guys are terrific and the HQ is a very special place.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2017 11:19 PM (HiDrR)

338 Ditch, quicklime, backfill.

Cheapest that way.

OR, dump in a ravine in the desert. Like some of his "girls"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:19 PM (2K6fY)

339 I am so proud to be an American today. Drudge linked a story of a Navy pilot that sky wrote a complete male genitalia on the sky's over Cali.. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (0mobI)


So cocky.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:19 PM (cu8/f)

340 So I looked at the rickl thing. Can someone tell me why it would not result in him getting like 100 meals on Monday or so?

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (Vb4BV)

341 Anna, just pulling your no doubt very well-shapen leg. :-)

I agree, Charlie's not gonna like his Final Destination.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

342 I keep seeing that Manson ain't dead yet. I even went to the dreaded Googols. What I never do no more.

Maybe they just need to push a stick of wood through his ribs or something. You know, just to see if he says, "Gosh that hurts! Stop doing that!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (bZ4w4)

343 Manson dead, 50 years late.

Posted by: geoffb at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (zOpu5)

344 Or we could ditch Manson in the same spot as Osama bint Bedliner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (huhUB)

345 Anybody want to play euchre? I just got an odd craving for a euchre all-nighter.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (y87Qq)

346 Even though it's too bad Bugliosi was a moonbat in his late years, I wish he could have lived to see Manson kick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:21 PM (eMKNe)

347 Burn in hell, chuck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2017 11:21 PM (+0jcH)

348 Re: Manson: Cremate, cremate again, piss on the ashes, scatter down a mine shaft. Take no chances!

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:21 PM (Vb4BV)

349 Saudi King said to step down next week and hand crown to the Crown Prince who recently rounded up corrupt Princes and officials.

http://tinyurl.com/yc6ejxc8


Posted by: geoffb at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (zOpu5)

Salmans go upstream to spawn. And then they die.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:21 PM (oPNmq)

350 Anybody want to play euchre? I just got an odd craving for a euchre all-nighter.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (y87Qq)

Cribbage.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:21 PM (cu8/f)

351 Wonder if Quentin Tarantino will be able to take his Manson movie idea away from The Weinstein Company and make it somewhere else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

352 Manson dead.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM
~~~~~

48 years too late.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2017 11:23 PM (HiDrR)

353 Qdpsteve...

Manson croaks. Bright light. Portal opens. There is Bugliosi dressed in a gleaming white suit. And he escorts Manson via elevator filled with Oh No Yoko music right to the flaming maw of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:23 PM (huhUB)

354 345 Anybody want to play euchre? I just got an odd craving for a euchre all-nighter.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (y87Qq)


Whist, maybe. Low stakes, though.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:23 PM (zCyNd)

355 Anna, there you go :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)

356 354.
* runs knife thru Miklos' hand *

'Whist is a gentleman's game.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

357 345 Anybody want to play euchre? I just got an odd craving for a euchre all-nighter.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM (y87Qq)


Finally! Um, you're a chick, right?

Posted by: Bob Eucker at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (Vb4BV)

358 was lucky enough to see Mustaine play from about 25' away once. It hurt my eyeballs trying to keep up with his fingers on the fretboard.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (VJBq9)

Saw Megadeth twice, both times at the Fillmore in Denver. First time was the World needs a Hero tour (2001), with Al Petrelli. Great show. was up on the barricade. Second time was election night 2004. Dave kept tabs on election results and told the crowd that he had voted for Dubya. the response was surprisingly positive.

Good times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (bZ4w4)

359 CaliGirl, Red Fresno? I love you even more. Next season, lets do a deal...
Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 11:18 PM (t3kPl)

One of our employees gave us a bunch of chili rellenos, the red fresno ones were really hot. They gave me the hiccups.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (Ri/rl)

360 So I looked at the rickl thing. Can someone tell me why it would not result in him getting like 100 meals on Monday or so?
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:20 PM
~~~~~

You're just purchasing a gift card for rickl's account. He will order meals of his choosing when he wants them.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (HiDrR)

361 Near as I can tell, Charlie M.'s not quite dead yet. He doesn't want to go on the cart. He thinks he's going to go for a walk (but isn't fooling anybody).

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 11:26 PM (v8NF5)

362 Brah, The Pendleton transcends.....like...."puff"...."puff"......this one time with the Seattle Seven.......Hey, is that Kahlua over there?

Soooooooo snuggly.

Does it match the rug in the foyer?.........If so it'll,.....like fuckin TOTALLY tie the room together.......

Posted by: The Dude Abides at November 17, 2017 11:27 PM (HVt0H)

363 356 354.
* runs knife thru Miklos' hand *

'Whist is a gentleman's game.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)


In my country, one cuts the cards, my good man. THE CARDS.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

364 Some screenwriting points. Make sure you include...

1) Touching philosophical insights into the human condition. Regret, hubris, longing for the unobtainable, are all good elements in characterization.

2) Sharp dialogue that resonates with the viewer. It should be real and it should hit home.

3) Include boobs. As often as you can come up with ways for chicks to get their tops off.

4) Include really, really big boobs.
Posted by: otho


I was drunk the day my Momma got out of prison ...

Posted by: Adriane the Formula Critic ... at November 17, 2017 11:28 PM (AoK0a)

365 So I looked around to see if there's a casual free public euchre site and yes of course there's a casual free public euchre site.

https://www.trickstercards.com/home/euchre/

They have whist too, bridge, etc. No cribbage as far as I can tell. Invite code for this game is ZFUXL so I'll stick around and see if anyone joins. Use your HQ handle. I don't know how this thing works, I have never done this before, bring your own weaopns, survival not guaranteed, all that.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 11:28 PM (y87Qq)

366 361 Near as I can tell, Charlie M.'s not quite dead yet. He doesn't want to go on the cart. He thinks he's going to go for a walk (but isn't fooling anybody).
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 11:26 PM (v8NF5)

Could be he's getting a glimpse into the Abyss he never wanted to believe to be real...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:29 PM (bZ4w4)

367 351 Wonder if Quentin Tarantino will be able to take his Manson movie idea away from The Weinstein Company and make it somewhere else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

++++

I just saw a story in the last few days that Tarantino was shopping the project around.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 11:29 PM (FUu/Z)

368 It's a win man, they met the A-Team!.......

"When I heard those words, I knew BA, Hannibal, Face and Murdoch were always a little off........"

Posted by: Nada at November 17, 2017 11:29 PM (HVt0H)

369 Less chance of food poisoning. Due to the neutrons killing bacteria.

Uh, gamma rays, not neutrons.

The neutrons would activate the food and make it as dangerous as the anti-irradiating loonies claim it is.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 17, 2017 11:30 PM (j0Oc6)

370 Anon, thanks.

Will be interesting to see what happens to it, IF it even gets made, and how nutzo Tarantino goes with the story. As has been said before, IF he could do a straight docudrama, that would be great... but the odds are against.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

371 >>>Screw it, I'm going to embed a truly dirty song.


Strictly speaking, it isn't the song itself that's dirty.

Posted by: Hermann Rorschach at November 17, 2017 11:31 PM (/qEW2)

372 I was drunk the day my Momma got out of prison .. they had dressed her in Montgomery Ward rejects when they processed her out.. and it was raining and she lacked even a scarf for her hair which looked like magpies lived in it.. And the first words out of her mouth was, "Got a light?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:31 PM (huhUB)

373 IF he could do a straight docudrama, that would be great... but the odds are against.

Springtime for Manson, and Californy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Formula Critic ... at November 17, 2017 11:31 PM (AoK0a)

374 Damn you people.


*still listening to Shonen Knife*

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:31 PM (zCyNd)

375 I was drunk the day my Momma got out of prison ...
Posted by: Adriane the Formula Critic ... at November 17, 2017 11:28 PM (AoK0a)


The perfect country and western song.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:32 PM (z79tQ)

376 I think we should stuff Chuck and mail him to Polanski.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 11:32 PM (H5knJ)

377 363.

Skip to about the 1:30 mark.

https://youtu.be/RfAfx-THGEU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)

378 Saw Megadeth twice, both times at the Fillmore in Denver. First time was the World needs a Hero tour (2001), with Al Petrelli. Great show. was up on the barricade. Second time was election night 2004. Dave kept tabs on election results and told the crowd that he had voted for Dubya. the response was surprisingly positive.

Good times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:25 PM (bZ4w4)


Al Petrelli played with Megadeth? Didn't know that. But I love Savatage and TSO, so I recognized his name in your post. I was never into Megadeth, might have to give them a listen.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 11:33 PM (EzdLW)

379 Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:31 PM (huhUB)

I was going with She took her top off in the pickup truck cause of the raaaaaaaaiiinnnnn ....

But then, thought better of it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Formula Critic ... at November 17, 2017 11:33 PM (AoK0a)

380 Wonder if Quentin Tarantino will be able to take his Manson movie idea away from The Weinstein Company and make it somewhere else.


Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:22 PM


Might be for the best. QT's track record, being given a free hand, has been rather poor for a long time. He could do with procucers who are prepared to reign in his self indulgence. He needs someone to tell him his script sucks and he needs to improve it.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 11:33 PM (qGuLD)

381 Bidding Heats On Quentin Tarantino Script As David Heyman Boards As Producer

http://deadline.com/2017/11/quentin-tarantino-movie-
bidding-david-heyman-producer-margot-robbie-tom-
cruise-brad-pitt-leonaro-dicaprio-1202208169/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 11:34 PM (pvjTE)

382 "Despite what some of these goofballs say, marriage is a wonderful thing. "


As long as you aren't married to an alcoholic with whiskey dick

.Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:10 PM (cu8/f)
---
or a woman who withholds sex as a weapon without bothering to tell you what she's mad about.

or even that she's mad about something.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 11:34 PM (q3X5U)

383 Uh, gamma rays, not neutrons.

The neutrons would activate the food and make it as dangerous as the anti-irradiating loonies claim it is.


Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 17, 2017 11:30 PM (j0Oc6)

Seems to me that, years ago, there was a play that had the chattering classes all a-twitter, called, "The Effect of Gamma Rays Upon Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds". I think it was mostly angsty shite, and had little to do with actual gamma rays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:34 PM (oPNmq)

384
309 If it's dirty songs you want, it's hard to top Lucille Bogan.



No, I'm not going to link it.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

Maclean and Maclean (two Canuck brothers from Winnipeg) stand pretty tall in that category, too. Also funny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:11 PM (oPNmq)








John Valby

Thank God I'm A Pubic Hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krQlqXoSQU4

Which is actually kind of tame for Valby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 11:34 PM (eXA4G)

385 Manson, a Quentin Tarantino movie...

Executive Producer Irritated Ficus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:35 PM (huhUB)

386 377 363.

Skip to about the 1:30 mark.

https://youtu.be/RfAfx-THGEU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)


And in French? That alone could get somebody hurt.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:35 PM (zCyNd)

387 otho, yup.

In the meantime, Margot Robbie is starring in a movie playing, I kid you not, Tonya Harding. Title: "I, Tonya."

I believe the producers are looking for a distributor right now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

388 Posted by: The Dude Abides at November 17, 2017 11:27 PM (HVt0H)

Dudeist Priest. That's funny.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:36 PM (z79tQ)

389 Al Petrelli played with Megadeth? Didn't know that. But I love Savatage and TSO, so I recognized his name in your post. I was never into Megadeth, might have to give them a listen.

Peace Sells is one of the greatest metal albums of all time. Start there.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 17, 2017 11:37 PM (VJBq9)

390 The Argentine Navy is searching for one of its submarines, the ARA San Juan. It is missing since Wednesday, on a patrol in the Atlantic.

Originally built in 1983 by Thyssen Nordseewerk, it is one of three submarines of the Argentine Navy. It has a crew of 44

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:37 PM (2K6fY)

391 Al Petrelli played with Megadeth? Didn't know that. But I love Savatage and TSO, so I recognized his name in your post. I was never into Megadeth, might have to give them a listen.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 11:33 PM (EzdLW)

Petrelli replaced Marty Friedman, who was no slouch, who had replaced some other really talented guitarists like Chris Poland, and another guy whose name escapes me at the moment. turns out Dave Mustaine was kinda hard to work with. Hell, even Junior (David Ellefson) got sick of his shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:37 PM (bZ4w4)

392 If it's dirty songs you want, it's hard to top David Allen Coe.



No, I'm not going to link it.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

fify. Google Little susie shallow throat.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:38 PM (z79tQ)

393 390 The Argentine Navy is searching for one of its submarines, the ARA San Juan. It is missing since Wednesday, on a patrol in the Atlantic.

Originally built in 1983 by Thyssen Nordseewerk, it is one of three submarines of the Argentine Navy. It has a crew of 44
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:37 PM (2K6fY)


They might need some ships from the new Italian Navy.

Posted by: Commodore Miklos Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:38 PM (zCyNd)

394 Great ONT! --- although the Golden made me cry.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (0jtPF)


========

That dog probably made off with all the swag in the end, so no harm. In fact, the opportunities his coordination creates for videos has probably brought him treats more often than he'd otherwise get.

Posted by: Pollyanna Purebred at November 17, 2017 11:39 PM (/qEW2)

395 They might need some ships from the new Italian Navy.
Posted by: Commodore Miklos Molnar


All-a our subs are made-a from pure durum semolina!!

Posted by: That's-a Spicy qdp-Meat-steve at November 17, 2017 11:40 PM (eMKNe)

396 The Argentine Navy is searching for one of its
submarines, the ARA San Juan. It is missing since Wednesday, on a patrol
in the Atlantic.

Originally built in 1983 by Thyssen Nordseewerk, it is one of three submarines of the Argentine Navy. It has a crew of 44


Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:37 PM (2K6fY)

Well, I hope they find the vessel and its crew safe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:40 PM (oPNmq)

397 Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:37 PM (2K6fY)

Oy. May there be good news soon.

Posted by: Adriane the Formula Critic ... at November 17, 2017 11:40 PM (AoK0a)

398 As for Savatage, Criss Oliva was The Best. Ever. It's not easy to make a Jackson Soloist your bitch. Criss Oliva succeeded.

RIP

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:40 PM (bZ4w4)

399 Did Spain ever fix their submarine? You know, the brand new one that if it ever submerged probably would never surface again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:41 PM (huhUB)

400 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Adam Venit at November 17, 2017 11:42 PM (+0jcH)

401 Anna, that's what they get for trying to make a sub entirely from rice and saffron. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:42 PM (eMKNe)

402 Did Spain ever fix their submarine? You know, the brand new one that if it ever submerged probably would never surface again?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:41 PM (huhUB)

If Enzo Ferrari built submarines: "I build them to go down, not come up."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:42 PM (oPNmq)

403 Seems to me that, years ago, there was a play that had the chattering classes all a-twitter, called, "The Effect of Gamma Rays Upon Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds". I think it was mostly angsty shite, and had little to do with actual gamma rays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:34 PM (oPNmq)

++++

Heh. They turned the play into a movie. It was all angsty and had little to do with gamma rays, but it was still a good little movie. Paul Newman directed wife Joanne Woodward, who played the crazy mother. They call it a drama, but it was pretty funny too.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068528/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 11:43 PM (pvjTE)

404 399 Did Spain ever fix their submarine? You know, the brand new one that if it ever submerged probably would never surface again?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:41 PM (huhUB)

How do you say "crap, we need more baking soda" in Spanish?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:43 PM (bZ4w4)

405 I also came up with an idea called Scoville. Comedy-drama about a
400-pound super-spicy food competitive eater who has a heart attack and
falls in love with his... dietician.

You prick! You stole my idea for Heartburn!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 11:43 PM (mJ8mX)

406 Adam Venit non vicit.

Posted by: Crewsius MAximus at November 17, 2017 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

407 And having the "burn" in boldface is my idea too!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 11:44 PM (mJ8mX)

408 Not sure I'm gonna enjoy this season of Punisher. They already made a white dude with an NRA hat talk about civil war at a veterans meeting. And it seems the plot line is going to be revolving around The Punishers force recon unit killing some Afghanistan national who blew the whistle on them smuggling heroin.


Oh joy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 11:44 PM (IYHxL)

409 Damn you people.





*still listening to Shonen Knife*
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:31 PM (zCyNd)


I know, right? "I am a Cat"


(later look up The Barbarettes)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:44 PM (2K6fY)

410 andycanuck, terrific! I've already got my first copyright suit! I'm officially a Hollywood screenwriter! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

411
Regarding Manson.....

My Dad was a corrections officer at Corcoran in the SHU where Manson was housed for many years. Had to deal with him all the time. Two things he mentioned about Charlie.

First is that Manson HATED to be called "Chuck". So of course, when he started getting froggy (which was quite often), the COs would just stare him down and say "whatever......Chuck". He was a coward, so he'd always back down.

Second is that that evil fucker always had visitors on visiting day. Always. Even 20 or 30 years after he was tossed into the slam. And not lawyers or journalists, but people who idolized him.

People suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 11:45 PM (eXA4G)

412 399 Did Spain ever fix their submarine? You know, the brand new one that if it ever submerged probably would never surface again?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:41 PM (huhUB)

------------

Well I never been to Spain. But I kinda like the hydrodynamics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2017 11:45 PM (+0jcH)

413 I'm officially a Hollywood screenwriter! ;-)
Or Amy Schumer.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 11:45 PM (mJ8mX)

414
I know, right? "I am a Cat"


(later look up The Barbarettes)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:44 PM (2K6fY)


At that point, it was!

Posted by: Miklos, turning Japanese at November 17, 2017 11:46 PM (zCyNd)

415
One huge stumbling block confronting QT's Manson Family movie, is that he relies heavily on pop/rock classics for the soundtrack. He's going to pushing shit uphill to get The Beatles for the film, no matter how much they offer. It's integral to the story and pretty crucial to making such a movie well.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 11:47 PM (qGuLD)

416 otho, true. Didn't think of that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:47 PM (eMKNe)

417 Second is that that evil fucker always had visitors
on visiting day. Always. Even 20 or 30 years after he was tossed into
the slam. And not lawyers or journalists, but people who idolized him.



People suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 11:45 PM (eXA4G)

One hopes they kept a log of who his visitors were.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:47 PM (oPNmq)

418 Just what we need, a movie about Manson.
Yeah, go with that.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (w7KSn)

419 There is only one difference between Charlie Manson and George Soros:

Money.

Which is precisely what makes Soros so gawdam scary.

Helter Skelter writ large.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (bZ4w4)

420 How do you say "crap, we need more baking soda" in Spanish?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
-----------

Powder, baking powder. No wonder their sub was gonna sink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (y3sT9)

421 If I were compiling a list of best metal albums, Peace Sells . . . But Who's Buying? would be on it. It really holds up.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (H5knJ)

422 AnnaP......

Round these parts.......The Honorable Mr. D.A. Coe.....Well, "Call me by my name" has ANTHEM Status.

Hot Tub Grade post Darlin........Outstandin.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 11:49 PM (HVt0H)

423 Did a bit of a walk-about today to test a camera I'd just finished repairing. (Okay, rebuilding, if you count the work on the bellows. And the light-seals. And the case. And the shutter. And the focus ring. And the self-timer.)
Lotta work for an old Agfa what ain't even a rangefinder, but it's a 6x9, and the world needs more 6x9 cameras.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

424 navybrat, I'm okay with a Manson movie as long as it shows him for the small, crazy evil shitstain he is/was.

Unfortunately that's hard to do. I believe Stanley Kubrick himself once said, it's next to impossible to make an anti-war movie, because war as it's depicted on the screen always looks/seems so exciting.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

425 Are they offering a reward for the safe return of the submarine?

Posted by: Exile at November 17, 2017 11:50 PM (Fikbq)

426 422. You don't have to call her darlin', darlin'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:50 PM (fA1SL)

427 Powder, baking powder. No wonder their sub was gonna sink.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (y3sT9)

Heh. Explains why I sucked at bathtub maritime operations.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:50 PM (bZ4w4)

428 AOP, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)

429
Powder, baking powder. No wonder their sub was gonna sink.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (y3sT9)



No problem. The very clever Sea Monkeys are on call for any eventuality.

Ordered from the same company as the submarine, as it happens.

Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at November 17, 2017 11:51 PM (zCyNd)

430 429. Ahhh. So you're an admiral of the seas, known far and wide throughout the admiralty?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:52 PM (fA1SL)

431 How do you say "crap, we need more baking soda" in Spanish?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:43 PM (bZ4w4)


Cono! Necesitamos mas bicarbonato!

('cept you need a tilde over the n in cono.)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 11:52 PM (2K6fY)

432 Did Spain ever fix their submarine? You know, the brand new one that if it ever submerged probably would never surface again?

They should fix it to a dock. Charge admission.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 11:53 PM (Sv2/X)

433 Yeah, a Manson movie.
Or, four, five, ten Manson movies!
All Manson all the time, baby.
Yes, you go there, you be the guy that does that.
Be famous!

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2017 11:53 PM (w7KSn)

434 And of course....less The Horde of Inebriation forgets.......

"I was drunk, the day my Mom got outta prison....."

Inbreationally Significant Familial Events are the Crux of any GENUINE Hillbillys Social Calender.

The "Top Shelf" Shine is reserved for such events.......really.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 11:53 PM (HVt0H)

435 394---That dog probably made off with all the swag in the end, so no harm. In fact, the opportunities his coordination creates for videos has probably brought him treats more often than he'd otherwise get.
Posted by: Pollyanna Purebred at November 17, 2017 11:39 PM (/qEW2)
---------------------------------
Thank you for that!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 11:54 PM (0jtPF)

436 330 Also a metal head, was lucky enough to see Mustaine play from about 25' away once. It hurt my eyeballs trying to keep up with his fingers on the fretboard.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 17, 2017 11:17 PM (VJBq9)


There's a great story on YouTube somewhere -- he tried out for Metallica, and was in a room by himself warming up for the audition, and they heard it, and came in and told him he was in.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:54 PM (Vb4BV)

437 434. As my mother used to say, 'If if weren't for funerals and court-dates, this family would never see each other.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

438 430 429. Ahhh. So you're an admiral of the seas, known far and wide throughout the admiralty?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:52 PM (fA1SL)


Not to be confused with my brother, who went into the army. These days he's the very model of a modern major general.

Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at November 17, 2017 11:55 PM (zCyNd)

439 1, I got a copy of Final Draft. I wish it weren't as pricey but OMG it's made my screenwriting so much easier.



And 2, I'm finally writing on a *really* productive schedule again.
In fact I hope to have something I can show you all within a month or
so.



In the meantime:

True, having this job is helping me out quite a bit. And I am *not* going to bring up the topic, EVER.


Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM
---

That is fantastic news Steve! I'm looking forward to doing some reading.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 11:55 PM (aT+Bx)

440 Or were the Sea Monkeys crewing a Yellow Submarine?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:55 PM (huhUB)

441 Okay, rebuilding, if you count the work on the bellows.
My camera is steam powered!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 11:56 PM (mJ8mX)

442 shibumi, thanks! Will keep you posted. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

443 Saudi King said to step down next week and hand crown to the Crown Prince who recently rounded up corrupt Princes and officials.

One way or the other, the prince was going to lighten the load on the king's shoulders. The king chose wisely.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 11:56 PM (H0quv)

444 There's a great story on YouTube somewhere -- he tried out for Metallica, and was in a room by himself warming up for the audition, and they heard it, and came in and told him he was in.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 11:54 PM (Vb4BV)

Pretty sure that most of the riffs on Metallica's first two albums were Dave's. This after they kicked him out of the band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:57 PM (bZ4w4)

445 Just what we need, a movie about Manson.
Yeah, go with that.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2017 11:48 PM (w7KSn)


========

Don't worry. If I get to direct, 90% of it'll be about Sharon Tate and Squeaky Fromme's feet.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 17, 2017 11:57 PM (/qEW2)

446 Somewhere, in the south Atlantic, about Lat. 40 South, a lone screen door bobs to the surface...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:57 PM (oPNmq)

447 @426.....

Gorgeous is far more effective these days Uncle P.......Darlin is a general compliment.....

Gorgeous, Beautiful, You're Amazin........those are the tickets.

Hope all's well Unc......all the BEST.
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 11:58 PM (HVt0H)

448 So you're an admiral of the seas, known far and wide throughout the admiralty?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 11:52 PM (fA1SL)


Not to be confused with my brother, who went into the army. These days he's the very model of a modern major general.
Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea
-------------

You guys are pirating material.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 11:58 PM (y3sT9)

449 AoP ...

So the General Belgrano surfaces

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:58 PM (huhUB)

450 443 Saudi King said to step down next week and hand crown to the Crown Prince who recently rounded up corrupt Princes and officials.

One way or the other, the prince was going to lighten the load on the king's shoulders. The king chose wisely.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 11:56 PM (H0quv)


It was nice to give Damocles Thanksgiving off.

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at November 17, 2017 11:59 PM (zCyNd)

451 Podcasts?

After History of Rome try History of Byzantium! Picks up exactly where HoR leaves off.
The series is up to episode 157 (1025 ad) and will poke right along to the year 1453.

https://thehistoryofbyzantium.com/

Another one I like is History of Europe: Key Battles.
The title is misleading. It's mostly about the events leading to key battles. For example the one about the Battle of Hastings (1066) spends a minute or three on the battle and 35-40 minutes on previous 3-400 years of English history.

The episodes on the Crusades and Islamic Spain are tremendous.

It's ongoing. Made it up to the 15th century so far.

http://www.historyeurope.net/

Posted by: ArthurK at November 17, 2017 11:59 PM (XMCS3)

452 438. 'My uncle, he is an admiral,/ As for me, I have no trade./ My name is Pliny, these are the observations that I made.'

https://youtu.be/1EtAFf2iql0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:00 AM (fA1SL)

453 Sharon Tate was a beautiful woman.

So, is Manson dead yet?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2017 12:00 AM (kvKRQ)

454 Somewhere, in the south Atlantic, about Lat. 40 South, a lone screen door bobs to the surface...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

A lone sailor clings to it...

Posted by: Ishmael at November 18, 2017 12:00 AM (leCj4)

455 421 If I were compiling a list of best metal albums, Peace Sells . . . But Who's Buying? would be on it. It really holds up.

Devils Island and My Last Words are two incredible songs. There isn't a bad one on the entire thing.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 18, 2017 12:02 AM (VJBq9)

456 Posted by: ArthurK at November 17, 2017 11:59 PM (XMCS3)

I've been reliably informed that we are not to learn the history of Europe, because Problematic.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 12:02 AM (y87Qq)

457 Never played Euchre.. played bridge every day at lunch at work in the 70's... One of the regulars had masters points.. it was at a university.. one of the regulars was a pipefitter.. sharpest guy in the room! (He made more than the professors we played with, BTW)

I got pretty good at bridge.. counting cards of a single deck became second nature..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 18, 2017 12:02 AM (5tSKk)

458 452 438. 'My uncle, he is an admiral,/ As for me, I have no trade./ My name is Pliny, these are the observations that I made.'

https://youtu.be/1EtAFf2iql0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:00 AM (fA1SL)


Yo, Pliny man, check yo' volcano dude..Shit be lookin' funky!

Posted by: Miklosius de Minimis at November 18, 2017 12:03 AM (zCyNd)

459 @437....

HA!!!

Fuckin Truth........

Don't forget "Legal" Deer season.....which starts Monday, btw.

Only those that KNOW, Truly know.

Excellent Unc, Excellent.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 18, 2017 12:04 AM (HVt0H)

460 458. Please to be restful. It is but Lavinia, who has the frumenti burnt.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:04 AM (fA1SL)

461 376 I think we should stuff Chuck and mail him to Polanski.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 11:32 PM (H5knJ)
--------------------
Hmmmm.

I'd rather send the stuffed corpse to Ayers and Dohrn.
They were such fans of his.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 18, 2017 12:05 AM (0jtPF)

462 We've replaced this Spanish submarine with a freshly-made bocadillo. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2017 12:07 AM (+0jcH)

463 I'd rather send the stuffed corpse to Ayers and Dohrn.

They were such fans of his.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 18, 2017 12:05 AM (0jtPF)

In that case, no need to embalm or stuff. Just let nature take her course. Worms and maggots got to eat, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:07 AM (oPNmq)

464 463. Izzat you, Josie?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:10 AM (fA1SL)

465 The Four Horseman is imho the greatest metal song of all time and that one was all Dave I believe. Hetfield and Ulrich got writing co creds through bs its our band strong arming.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 18, 2017 12:10 AM (VJBq9)

466 Saudi King said to step down next week and hand crown to the Crown Prince who recently rounded up corrupt Princes and officials.
One way or the other, the prince was going to lighten the load on the king's shoulders. The king chose wisely.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 11:56

I think this might be good for the west. And Trump may have helped on this. prayers for a good outcome.

Be well all, work beckons tomorrow.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 18, 2017 12:11 AM (yJ1e6)

467 Straight Virginia, or Cavendish/Latakia?

:: taps chin, stares at ceiling ::

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 12:11 AM (y87Qq)

468 455 421 If I were compiling a list of best metal albums, Peace Sells . . . But Who's Buying? would be on it. It really holds up

Yes.

Also, Testament's debut album, The Legacy. Primitive recording, but one of the best debut albums of the thrash era.

Pantera- Vulgar Display of Power
Savatage - Gutter Ballet
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
Kreator - Enemy of God
Death Angel-the Dream Calls for Blood
Exodus - Tempo of the Damned

I could go on...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 18, 2017 12:11 AM (bZ4w4)

469 In that case, no need to embalm or stuff. Just let nature take her course. Worms and maggots got to eat, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:07 AM (oPNmq)




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6oLuLecQ4

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 18, 2017 12:12 AM (z79tQ)

470 Cowichan sweaters are different. They spin a bulky single ply yarn. Traditionally they made a spinning wheel out of a treadle sewing machine with a huge flyer to hold the yarn. And it's a three part shaped collar. There's a good book about them by Priscilla Gibson-Roberts. And they are perfect for the cold damp weather up here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2017 12:12 AM (Lqy/e)

471 467. Ya can't go wrong with Latakia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:12 AM (fA1SL)

472 460 458. Please to be restful. It is but Lavinia, who has the frumenti burnt.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:04 AM (fA1SL)


Perhaps you have seen this "video" of the destruction of Pompeii:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY_3ggKg0Bc

Posted by: Miklosius de Minimis at November 18, 2017 12:13 AM (zCyNd)

473 If Enzo Ferrari built submarines: "I build them to go down, not come up."
______________________________
Nah. Ettore Bugatti. "I do not build my cars to stop."

Only better was "Tony" Lago, of Talbot-Lago. Lord Beaulieu braced him up (oh, my!) because the car overheated whenever it was driven through a town, even with straight ethylene glycol as coolant. Lago said, "Well! If you insist upon abusing the vehicle..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 18, 2017 12:15 AM (H5rtT)

474 462 We've replaced this Spanish submarine with a freshly-made bocadillo. Let's see if anyone notices.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2017 12:07 AM (+0jcH)


Welcome aboard the "Jamon de Serrano"!

Posted by: Mikloso de Molinaro at November 18, 2017 12:16 AM (zCyNd)

475 472. Malicious propaganda from the Greater Macedon Chamber of Commerce. We are assured that all is well in Pompeii.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:16 AM (fA1SL)

476 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:12 AM (fA1SL)

'struth. 965 it is then.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 12:17 AM (y87Qq)

477 Metal Church - Metal Church is an underappreciated debut album.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 18, 2017 12:18 AM (VJBq9)

478 471 467. Ya can't go wrong with Latakia.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:12 AM (fA1SL)


Spel it rite!

Posted by: La'Takia, sister of Sha'Takia at November 18, 2017 12:19 AM (zCyNd)

479 470. As a kid, I remember the old women used to make these sorta pullover smocks from old army blankets. They'd cut and stitch them - they'd be maybe twice as big as needed in all dimensions - then they'd actually 'boil' them with a bit of soap and borax for a while, wring, rinse, ring again, and then dry at high heat - sometimes in a dryer, sometimes by the woodstove.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:19 AM (fA1SL)

480 CaliGirl- any good news about your kitteh, the feisty one with mouse catching abilities even when stoned?

Posted by: twitch at November 18, 2017 12:21 AM (n8QRT)

481 479 470. As a kid, I remember the old women used to make these sorta pullover smocks from old army blankets. They'd cut and stitch them - they'd be maybe twice as big as needed in all dimensions - then they'd actually 'boil' them with a bit of soap and borax for a while, wring, rinse, ring again, and then dry at high heat - sometimes in a dryer, sometimes by the woodstove.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:19 AM (fA1SL)



So you're bragging about being from the RICH part of Lancastershire?

Posted by: but we were happy at November 18, 2017 12:22 AM (zCyNd)

482 It's hard to improve on felted or fulled wool. Keeps you warm even when wet. The fisherman's ganseys were like that too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2017 12:22 AM (Lqy/e)

483 479. They usually didn't have collars as such. Just a sort of t-shaped slit at the middle and neck. Very, very warm, they were.
(And back in the hollers, they'd still wear a 'matchcoat' made from another blanket. Warmer than anything you can find in the stores these days.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:23 AM (fA1SL)

484 481. Ha! You had yorkshirmen confused with Lancastershire men? You were lucky!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:24 AM (fA1SL)

485 482 It's hard to improve on felted or fulled wool. Keeps you warm even when wet. The fisherman's ganseys were like that too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2017 12:22 AM (Lqy/e)


Heh. "ganseys"? So that's what they call 'em?

Posted by: All lads to the dinghy! at November 18, 2017 12:25 AM (zCyNd)

486 484 481. Ha! You had yorkshirmen confused with Lancastershire men? You were lucky!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:24 AM (fA1SL)



We only dreamed of being Yorkshiremen!

Posted by: Wars of the Rose, lighly chilled at November 18, 2017 12:27 AM (zCyNd)

487 >>>Is anybody listening to any podcasts they can recommend? How about a rule here: no politics, or at least minimal political content.

>>>His newest podcast is Revolutions, a weekly podcast examining many of the great revolutions of history.

Uhhh...HUH?

Posted by: Max Power at November 18, 2017 12:27 AM (QCc6B)

488 Done with work!

Well, for a couple of days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 12:30 AM (IcT7t)

489 Yep, ganseys knit in the traditional stitch pattern of your village, so that they might be able to identify your body if it washed ashore after you drowned. They also knit the person's initials into the sweater for identification.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2017 12:30 AM (Lqy/e)

490 Current politics. If everyone involved died centuries ago, it's fair game.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 12:31 AM (y87Qq)

491 489 Yep, ganseys knit in the traditional stitch pattern of your village, so that they might be able to identify your body if it washed ashore after you drowned. They also knit the person's initials into the sweater for identification.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2017 12:30 AM (Lqy/e)



On the gift list.

Posted by: Huma at November 18, 2017 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

492 Location picked for Texas Gold Depository.

Texas/UT/Governor Perry decided to pull its 900 Billion out of NYC and started the ball rolling on a depository.

They expanded on the idea, now other governments and you and I will have access/use.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9yvjxzp

Posted by: gNewt at November 18, 2017 12:34 AM (V86aL)

493 Matchcoats - drove my ex-wife crazy when I taught the kiddos how to wear one. They scared the bejeesus outta her - they sorta surprised her one evening. She said it was like seeing a room full of jawas all scooting her way all at once.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

494 I thought that said 'Scream of Consciousness'.


I liked it more my way.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2017 12:38 AM (bjhsT)

495 A brief Twitter thread of Al Franken photoshop memes:
https://twitter.com/OliMauritania/status/931480962059456513

BTW, it's "Lancashire" even though the main city is Lancaster.

House of Lancaster was also a strip club in Toronto.

I've heard.

Er, read.

Read in old, old newspapers.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2017 12:38 AM (mJ8mX)

496 492 Location picked for Texas Gold Depository.

Texas/UT/Governor Perry decided to pull its 900 Billion out of NYC and started the ball rolling on a depository.

They expanded on the idea, now other governments and you and I will have access/use.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9yvjxzp
Posted by: gNewt at November 18, 2017 12:34 AM (V86aL)

Fascinating

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at November 18, 2017 12:38 AM (tMFgx)

497 I'll just bet there's an old DSRV salt or two aboard. I believe many countries have one or two, and there is a common connecting collar that most submarines have. The Argentine one does, but Argentina has no DSRV.

Looks like we have the only one that can be air-transported, although it takes a C-5 to do it. We have a tradition of helping or at least offering to help whenever men are in peril beneath the sea. I hope the President is on the phone. Wonder who in the Fleet is in charge of keeping tabs on this.

And we should do this in remembrance of Swede Momsen, who invented submarine escape and rescue after watching his best friend's S-boat stuck just under his tender's hull while everyone on board asphyxiated. And that's how we got the Squalfish. He ran a mean post office, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 18, 2017 12:39 AM (H5rtT)

498 >> It's hard to improve on felted or fulled wool.



You like wool?

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at November 18, 2017 12:39 AM (bjhsT)

499 Yo Ace!! (**Rocky Balboa voice**)

The sidebar link intending to go to an article re: the air force's acceptance of the "brave face" award for speaking out against non-existent racism, goes to some other Campus Reform article. FYI.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 18, 2017 12:43 AM (xHVD5)

500 An old housewife went to hang her laundry out one bright and sunny day
Upon a contrail her eyes rested as she went along her way
When all at once a giant phallus was what she saw
A-plowing through the azure sky as she watched the pilot draw
Yippie yi ooh
Yippie yi yay
Ghost penis in the sky

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

501 495. You knew the proper names to be used in Monty Python memes? Luxury!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:43 AM (fA1SL)

502 Not sure if this got mentioned yet, haven't read the thread but it's re the Little Mermaid parody.

Totally NSFW.

https://youtu.be/pYBfR7Ssl6g

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 12:44 AM (kUotE)

503 They expanded on the idea, now other governments and you and I will have access/use.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9yvjxzp

Posted by: gNewt at November 18, 2017 12:34 AM (V86aL)

Too close to moonbat Central in Austin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:44 AM (oPNmq)

504 No way do I want to see a giant satanic sea insect glaring up at me from my plate.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 18, 2017 12:45 AM (wu4G7)

505 Come on, MSTisdale. Ace was too busy double-linking the French (lack of) age of consent laws story to get the other's URL correct!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2017 12:45 AM (mJ8mX)

506 503. Two words: Physical Removal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 18, 2017 12:45 AM (fA1SL)

507 That food is going to give me nightmares.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 18, 2017 12:46 AM (wu4G7)

508 They expanded on the idea, now other governments and you and I will have access/use.


Doesn't take a Harvey Weinstein to build an Ocean's Fourteen around that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 18, 2017 12:47 AM (H5rtT)

509 I prefer food without antennas.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 18, 2017 12:47 AM (wu4G7)

510 Totally NSFW.



https://youtu.be/pYBfR7Ssl6g

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 12:44 AM (kUotE)

Sounds like some wretched Celine Dion song. I listened to about a minute, and literally could not make out any words. Could they not have found a singer with diction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:47 AM (oPNmq)

511 I hope the President is on the phone. Wonder who in the Fleet is in charge of keeping tabs on this.
Yes. I remember the offer to the Russians that Putin refused that I think led to his one brief hiatus from office.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2017 12:48 AM (mJ8mX)

512 503 They expanded on the idea, now other governments and you and I will have access/use.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9yvjxzp

Posted by: gNewt at November 18, 2017 12:34 AM (V86aL)

Too close to moonbat Central in Austin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:44 AM (oPNmq)


Excellent...tell Oddjob he shall be needed...

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at November 18, 2017 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

513 Wow- those responses to the Golden Retriever missing all the food tossed to him.....like: "Not funny! Check the dog's eyes and don't feed your dog with crap." Jeezus - guess that's why I ain't on twitter (that and lazy) and also makes you want to beat some chick named Amy with that steak the dog misses.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 18, 2017 12:50 AM (xHVD5)

514 Looks like we have the only one that can be
air-transported, although it takes a C-5 to do it. We have a tradition
of helping or at least offering to help whenever men are in peril
beneath the sea. I hope the President is on the phone. Wonder who in the
Fleet is in charge of keeping tabs on this.

And we should do
this in remembrance of Swede Momsen, who invented submarine escape and
rescue after watching his best friend's S-boat stuck just under his
tender's hull while everyone on board asphyxiated. And that's how we got
the Squalfish. He ran a mean post office, too.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 18, 2017 12:39 AM (H5rtT)

Indeed. Any effort that can be made to rescue the Argentine submariners should be made. They are not at war with anyone right now, so far as I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:51 AM (oPNmq)

515 Good news: The President is on the phone
Bad news: He's dialing 1-900-HOTGRLZ
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

516 Sounds like some wretched Celine Dion song. I listened to about a
minute, and literally could not make out any words. Could they not have
found a singer with diction?


You mean a guy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 12:51 AM (IcT7t)

517 Will there be only two poorly-marked roads into the Texas Bullion Depository and if you take the wrong one, your car will be surrounded by armed security screaming at you to stop?

Or do the Bushes and the Dems plan on having PDT open it and drive around a bit in an open-top car afterwards?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2017 12:51 AM (mJ8mX)

518 Yippie yi ooh
Yippie yi yay
Ghost penis in the sky

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

Bravo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 12:52 AM (oPNmq)

519 Bravo!

Thanks. I don't think Stan Jones would be as appreciative.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 12:54 AM (IcT7t)

520 AOP it's the chorus that's hilarious. Give it 15 or 20 more seconds.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 12:54 AM (kUotE)

521 I saw the Biden videos today, 2 new to me, where the little girls were clearly reacting to bad touch. Sheriff Joe was clearly nipple-fingering one. Another said to her father "Daddy ... daddy."

Worse than Weinstein IMHO. Worse than Clinton. When is a reporter going to show those videos to those parents, and ask them what they think happened? When/if MSM puts these videos on evening TV news, Biden is history.

Posted by: gp at November 18, 2017 12:55 AM (mk9aG)

522 See you tomorrow. Probably late though.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2017 12:56 AM (mJ8mX)

523 I felt so bad for the doggie...and the doggie shame.

Until the last one with the donut...then I cracked up.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 12:56 AM (NqaQ9)

524 AOP, your #233 was hilarious, and of course I was thinking the same thing (what's a Pendleton Westerly?). And it *does* sound like it could be a dog breed, or a boat, possibly a shotgun.


So it's Pendleton, as in Pendleton Woolen Mills, I guess?



Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2017 12:57 AM (QDnY+)

525 522 See you tomorrow. Probably late though.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2017 12:56 AM (mJ8mX)


Ohhhh. I was so hoping for a last night repeat. Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 12:57 AM (NqaQ9)

526 GoodBye, Chuckie!! Now your body matches your soul(lessness).

Mr Spooky Eyes. BOO! F you, Chuck, you're dead.

Meanwhile...

I... really don't understand the sentence of Life Without Parole.

I mean, if someone is maybe not entirely absolutely proven to be the perp, it might be erring on the side of caution to let someone live, I know I'd want that for me if I were falsely convicted.

But...

But...

How many years on the public trough for a proven, admitted mass murder-torture cultist when there's no doubt? What was that total expense, including the breath mints, for housing and feeding that weasel?

I'm not talking about court case overthrew death sentence for Chuckles. I mean if you're going to be a Guest of the State Forever, why not make Forever economical?

Posted by: mindful webworker's inquisitive myand at November 18, 2017 12:58 AM (/IMJl)

527 Ok, re: podcasts...
I second Mike Duncan's History of Rome podcast. I'm up to Vespasian, I think, so I'm a little behind. I didn't know about his book, so thanks for the heads up.

I know I'm supposed to like Dan Carlin, but the man just has diarrhea of the mouth. Edit, man! Edit! That said, I've watched a couple of fairly recent interview with him on YouTube, one with Talks at Google and a 3-parter with Dave Rubin.

My favorite history podcast is History According to Bob. He keeps it short and sweet and his topics are wide-ranging.

What I really need is a tech news podcast from a conservative viewpoint. Too many libs on This Week in Tech and the Daily Tech News Show.

Posted by: sinalco at November 18, 2017 01:03 AM (yODqO)

528 Mr Spooky Eyes. BOO! F you, Chuck, you're dead.

I saw that earlier. Then I see he's still alive as of four hours ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 01:03 AM (IcT7t)

529 Hey MWW are you the one hosting the AoS posting survival guide or whatever it's called? Got a link for it the other night and it timed out. Can I have a fresh link? (Phrasing, yes I know)

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:04 AM (kUotE)

530 Hope that Argie sub turns out only to have lost comms. Though that seems unlikely. I don't completely understand the public info on this, it seems a fire was known to have occurred, yet no May Day was ever issued - and yet comms are gone.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2017 01:05 AM (QDnY+)

531 AOP it's the chorus that's hilarious. Give it 15 or 20 more seconds.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 12:54 AM (kUotE)

I got as far as the "I'm a Hoe" bit where she swirled up a snowman. And then I bailed. You write funny lyrics for a parody? Then get a singer who can enunciate clearly, so the audience can appreciate your wit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 01:05 AM (oPNmq)

532 Just read the Marti Noxon Tweet thread, supporting the writer who accused Mad Men creator, Matthew Weiner, of harassment.

Someone on the thread mentioned she had also responded to the Joss Whedon allegations.

She was producer/writer/showrunner on all their series. I would have thought, springing from that Buffy/Angel environment, she would be super-sensitive to such matters. Guess it was all in retrospect! which should be the title of the volumes of books that will pour forth as feminist confessional.

Again I utter my new favorite epithet:

Oh, fuck right off.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 18, 2017 01:07 AM (x3yKT)

533 Co-Living....Another Millenial innovation.

Omgawd, these kids think they are geniuses.
Please see: Apartments, roommates, shacking up, House sharing, Co-Op buildings, and hey...Communes. Neighborhoods can also fit into this.

This may be a result of telling every child they are special and brilliant, and everyone gets a trophy.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 01:07 AM (NqaQ9)

534 AOP bah, let's hear you do it better. :p Just doing a whole take without laughing is an achievement, imo.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:08 AM (kUotE)

535 Johnny!

Still working around being unable to use apostrophes or quotation marks here. But no longer dragging out my stories clause by clause.

Eh, they are probably the poorer for it.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 18, 2017 01:09 AM (x3yKT)

536 Johnny #529: Hey MWW are you the one hosting the AoS posting survival guide or whatever it's called?...

Just checked and the page is still up. Thanks for the reminder that I reeeeally need to update that with a bunch of tips folks've recommended & stuff.

Meanwhile..

Ace of Spades Blog Commenters Survival Guide
It's... complicated.

http://bit.ly/aoshq-csg

Main advice: "Have fun and enjoy being one of the 'Moron Horde' of Ace of Spades commenters."

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at November 18, 2017 01:10 AM (/IMJl)

537 Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 01:07 AM (NqaQ9)

There was a screenshot floating around years ago about someone on FB lamenting the lack of something like Netflix DVDs, but where you could borrow physical books and then return them. Congratulations, you just invented the lending library.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 01:11 AM (y87Qq)

538 AOP bah, let's hear you do it better. :p Just doing a whole take without laughing is an achievement, imo.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:08 AM (kUotE)

Seriously, dude, I could not make out a word she said, until she reached the "I'm a Hoe" line. And that, only because I was expecting it. It's a common problem with female pop singers these days, they just don't enunciate properly. Sounds like they are singing from their uterus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 01:13 AM (oPNmq)

539 Blanco Basura: Then I see he's still alive as of four hours ago.

Like every monster movie, never assume the monster is dead and turn your back. Keep hacking until it's hamburger.

Posted by: mindful webworker's lessness of ruth at November 18, 2017 01:13 AM (/IMJl)

540 Rock on Shopgirl, good to see ya.

Thanks MWW.

I'm gonna go order more shotgun slugs because

https://youtu.be/kgaO45SyaO4

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:13 AM (kUotE)

541 Who was it, just bought Final Draft?

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 18, 2017 01:14 AM (x3yKT)

542 Shopgirl: me. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:15 AM (eMKNe)

543 Seriously, dude, I could not make out a word she said, until she reached the "I'm a Hoe" line. And that, only because I was expecting it. It's a common problem with female pop singers these days, they just don't enunciate properly. Sounds like they are singing from their uterus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 01:13 AM (oPNmq)

To be fair, it's a problem with all pop singers today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 18, 2017 01:15 AM (rb1zT)

544

I'm getting tired of waiting ... can I stick a fork in Charlie to see if he's done yet?

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 18, 2017 01:16 AM (FlRtG)

545 James Bond put the Pendleton Westerly 12 ga over/under to his shoulder, and fired two quick shots. The shattered drone spiraled down to the ground, trailing a thin plume of white smoke from its punctured lithium battery. "A very fine shotgun, indeed, Mr. Goldfinger," said Bond.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 01:17 AM (oPNmq)

546 I'm getting tired of waiting ... can I stick a fork in Charlie to see if he's done yet?

Fork, knife, pitchfork, auger bit...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 01:18 AM (IcT7t)

547 Does Final Draft do things Scrivener doesn't? I got Scrivener on sale a while ago and it seems neat, but I'm not, like, a writingologist or nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 01:18 AM (y87Qq)

548 excuse me while i rage stroke...

"nurses" laugh as veteran suffocates

https://archive.is/6LYx3

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 01:19 AM (q3X5U)

549 Ack! They've caught me and are coming with the nets. I do like those coats with the extra-long sleeves - I can rock that look, but I just don't like the taserings so much.

Well, au revoir, sayonara, dos vidanya, arreviderci, bon voyage, and pobre peliculas to y'all.

* jumps out window *

Posted by: mindful webworker's ultimate comment du jour at November 18, 2017 01:19 AM (/IMJl)

550 Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 01:07 AM (NqaQ9)

There was a screenshot floating around years ago about someone on FB lamenting the lack of something like Netflix DVDs, but where you could borrow physical books and then return them. Congratulations, you just invented the lending library.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 01:11 AM (y87Qq)


Thing is, libraries have so many DVDs now too. Not streaming yet though.

I saw another guy last year who discovered rabbit ears for the TV. He couldn't believe it. He could cut cable and there were all these other benefits. It was a hoot.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 01:20 AM (NqaQ9)

551 Here is how it's done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIs68JyhDg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 01:21 AM (oPNmq)

552
I saw another guy last year who discovered rabbit ears for the TV. He couldn't believe it. He could cut cable and there were all these other benefits. It was a hoot.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed


Somebody asked of rabbit ear tv was legal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2017 01:26 AM (IqV8l)

553 >>Somebody asked of rabbit ear tv was legal.


It shouldn't be!

Posted by: Harvey at November 18, 2017 01:27 AM (bjhsT)

554
Somebody asked of rabbit ear tv was legal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2017 01:26 AM (IqV8l)


I can arrange a bootleg activation for $20.

Posted by: mainly legal Miklos at November 18, 2017 01:28 AM (zCyNd)

555 I can arrange a bootleg activation for $20.

Why would you attach a bootleg to rabbit ears? It'll just weigh the rabbit down and make it easier for predators to catch him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2017 01:30 AM (IcT7t)

556 hogmartin: I couldn't tell you, I haven't tried Scrivener yet, although I know Amy Alkon loves it.

I will say, Final Draft thus far has been *very* easy to use, and is making my script writing much easier. I was sick of dealing with tab stops and formatting in Word.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:30 AM (eMKNe)

557 He could cut cable and there were all these other benefits. It was a hoot.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 01:20 AM (NqaQ9)


You know what isn't a benefit of OTA television? Doing stuff during commercials. Watching a show on cable, that you pay for monthly with your primitive earth dollars, you can see a commercial come on and know you have time to get up, take a leak,* make a sandwich, grab a drink, and come back without missing anything. You're not even watching a show! It's like a commercial montage with show breaks. Free TV that comes directly into your living room straight from the æther? Haha, nope. you get 60, maybe 90 seconds, then it's right back to the grinding slog of the content you wanted to watch in the first place.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 01:30 AM (y87Qq)

558 The impression I have thus far:

Final Draft - great for writing movie, TV or play scripts

Scrivener (which I've never used) - great for writing a classic novel, short story or non-fiction work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:32 AM (eMKNe)

559 551 Nice. Breaks my heart that we'll never have good recordings of the stuff from the 30s and 40's.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:33 AM (kUotE)

560 Spinning Ministry's 'In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up' right now.

I forgot how well this one captured the real thing. Just raw as fuck.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2017 01:34 AM (bjhsT)

561 Johnny, oh man.

Halfway decent audio recording tech just wasn't available yet before the late 1940s, when (as I understand it) the Allies discovered BASF perfecting tape technology.

I've always noticed the audio tracks of movies made before 1939, always just don't seem that clear to me, though preserving them via optical tracks was probably the most reliable and high-tech way they possibly could have been preserved. I think the first movie to really concentrate on the audio 'sound', and tech, was The Wizard Of Oz.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:36 AM (eMKNe)

562 garrett, I actually like "Stigmata" a lot.

Ministry is interesting. A super hard rock sound, but Al Jourgenson never forgot to include the catchy hooks and melodies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:38 AM (eMKNe)

563 about the missing Argie sub: look at the photos in this article. they aren't dated, but you can't be a very serious submarine force if you have that kind of barnacle growth on your hull...

i wonder how good the rest of the maintenance on that pig boat was?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 01:38 AM (q3X5U)

564 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:32 AM (eMKNe)

Ah, OK. I know Scrivener has templates for different scripts, but I don't know enough about the art or the tools to know what features are useful. I've only ever used it once, to compose a guest post here. It sure is a pretty thing to open and stare at blankly until you realize you have no inspiration though!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 01:38 AM (y87Qq)

565 it helps to add the Fing link, you idiot!

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/argentine-navy-loses-
contact-with-submarine-but-deny-it-is-lost-814685.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 01:39 AM (q3X5U)

566 qdpsteve! Very cool. You are right; life will be easier. If only because you can concentrate on your story, and stop worrying about your formatting.

Here is free advice, worth what you are paying for it: print out your completed draft ten pages at a time. Check for what I like to call burps, or blank spaces where there should not be, where the software might not have adjusted when you went back to alter anything.

This is something I have never trusted to be bred out of that system! And it saves you from having to correct and reprint whole drafts.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 18, 2017 01:40 AM (x3yKT)

567 Nice. Breaks my heart that we'll never have good recordings of the stuff from the 30s and 40's.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:33 AM (kUotE)

Electronic, i.e. amplified and balanced, recording was invented in the late 1920's and was practically universal by the early 1930's. And a well-recorded 78 has decent fidelity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 01:40 AM (oPNmq)

568 >>Ministry is interesting. A super hard rock sound, but Al Jourgenson never forgot to include the catchy hooks and melodies.



I really like the Metal / Hardcore incarnation of Ministry.

I always thought they took heavily from Big Black / Steve Albini during those years.

Crazy fun shows, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2017 01:40 AM (bjhsT)

569 Some Moron made a joke recently about a silent movie actor was murdered because nobody could hear her scream. Whoever that was, thank you, still laughing.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:41 AM (kUotE)

570 Shopgirl: thanks! Good idea. In fact I just got a hub so I can run my laser printer from my Mac. :-)

hogmartin, didn't know that about Scrivener. If I can find it for a good price I might be willing to splurge on that too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:42 AM (eMKNe)

571 ...and that loping, bouncy bass line on So What?

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2017 01:42 AM (bjhsT)

572 hogmartin, didn't know that about Scrivener. If I can find it for a good price I might be willing to splurge on that too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:42 AM (eMKNe)


$45 full price from their website. I think it was on sale for $20 when I got it. I'm not trying to sell it or anything, just wondering what distinguishes it from FD or whatever other packages people use. It falls into the same category as, say, video editing software or garage-class stick welders or a woman's loving touch or combine harvesters or hi-fi recording gear - I have no experience with it, am unlikely to ever encounter it, and am just curious about what features are worth paying more for.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 01:50 AM (y87Qq)

573 hogmartin, wow. Good price. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:51 AM (eMKNe)

574 "i wonder how good the rest of the maintenance on that pig boat was?"

Can I guess it didn't meet spec? Argentina has had money problems for a long time.

Posted by: Exile at November 18, 2017 01:53 AM (Fikbq)

575 I hope the parents do see what happened right under their noses, at the swearing in ceremonies. So caught up that they didn't even notice.

How can he get away with this? It shouldn't be difficult at all to match the officials up and send them the videos

Sessions was prepared and slapped his hands away before he got his filthy, lecherous hands on one of his grandchildren it looked like.

Posted by: Who Knows at November 18, 2017 01:56 AM (Tsy3Z)

576 Hog funny stuff right there.

I'm off to rest well, and dream of LARGE WOMEN.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 01:57 AM (kUotE)

577 I've always noticed the audio tracks of movies made
before 1939, always just don't seem that clear to me, though preserving
them via optical tracks was probably the most reliable and high-tech way
they possibly could have been preserved. I think the first movie to
really concentrate on the audio 'sound', and tech, was The Wizard Of Oz.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 01:36 AM (eMKNe)

Remember, much of the audio you hear from that era is being reproduced from recordings, be it acetate records, or film, that has been treated less than well, and the quality has suffered. And in many cases, the techs are indifferent to the quality, or figure "it all sounded that way".
Clicks and pops can be removed from records. I have done it myself with the freeware program Audacity. And you can do filtering to boost or cut certain audio frequency bands to make up for known characteristics of the original recording equipment and/or the EQ's they used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 02:02 AM (oPNmq)

578 1
3
4

Posted by: Mile Mark at November 18, 2017 02:02 AM (kUotE)

579 From Wikipedia:

"The submarine fleet is suffering from lack of maintenance and training. The submarines accumulated a total of only 19 hours submerged in 2012 against a minimum requirement of 190 days."

WELP.

With only three boats, their op-tempo is probably outstripping their maintenance pretty hard too. Warships in dry dock aren't boner-inducing for politicians the way warships at sea are.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 02:04 AM (y87Qq)

580 Damn. Should have line breaked first.

Goodnight ONT-stragglers.

Posted by: Johnny at November 18, 2017 02:04 AM (kUotE)

581 AOP, true, yup. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 02:06 AM (eMKNe)

582 With only three boats, their op-tempo is probably
outstripping their maintenance pretty hard too. Warships in dry dock
aren't boner-inducing for politicians the way warships at sea are.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 02:04 AM (y87Qq)

They may be seeing an uptick in that "time-submerged" stat soon, although not necessarily the way they want it. But I hope that's not the case for the crew's sake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 02:09 AM (oPNmq)

583 Anyhow, bed time for peons. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 02:12 AM (oPNmq)

584 Because someone mentioned this song upthread, here be the refrain from the Perfect Country and Western Song:

And Ill hang around as long as you will let me/And Ill never mind standing in the rain;
You dont have to call me Darlin...darlin.
You never even called me by my name.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 18, 2017 02:13 AM (x3yKT)

585 Lemon sqeezy is now showing all thirteen women who accused PDT of sexual misconduct. The Make Believe Media is really pissed off that he got away with it, and that he brings up BJ Clinton every time they mention it. Hysterical!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 18, 2017 02:13 AM (2X7pN)

586 with apologies for lack of apostrophes.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 18, 2017 02:14 AM (x3yKT)

587 Good night to everyone before they go to bed for once

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 02:14 AM (aC6Sd)

588 Yeah, I'm gonna call it a night too. Happy weekend everyone! Thanks for the great chat! It's been a little while for me. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2017 02:16 AM (eMKNe)

589 Brian Fake Life Williams is showing all of PDT accusers as well. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 18, 2017 02:18 AM (2X7pN)

590 Punching out likewise. See you later.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2017 02:27 AM (y87Qq)

591 If you buy them at a f***ing supermarket they might have been treated with some sort of bullsh!t chemical that causes them to swell up with water and makes them f***ing impossible to brown in a pan. They will just exude tons of water and expire into a bunch of useless scallop threads.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)


I know I'm late replying to an early comment but, when water comes gushing out of scallops once they hit the pan that means they were previously frozen.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2017 02:35 AM (Pd70C)

592 was it something i said?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 02:36 AM (q3X5U)

593 I know I'm late replying to an early comment but, when water comes
gushing out of scallops once they hit the pan that means they were
previously frozen.
---
if you don't eat scallops, you will never have this problem.

you're welcome.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 02:38 AM (q3X5U)

594 88 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ4w4

_________

I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.

That would be the Dixie Tavern, have some bitchin sound men there, but I'm biased, went to HS with them.

Posted by: bill-o at November 18, 2017 02:42 AM (b7p1b)

595 if you don't eat scallops, you will never have this problem.

you're welcome.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 02:38 AM (q3X5U)


As the old saying goes: More for me. Pass the homemade tartar sauce. Thanks.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2017 02:45 AM (Pd70C)

596 Pass the homemade tartar sauce. Thanks.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2017 02:45 AM (Pd70C)
---
Sure!

one squirt or two?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 18, 2017 02:55 AM (q3X5U)

597 Test

Posted by: Sambo at November 18, 2017 03:04 AM (CwNIZ)

598 Am I un-banned?

Posted by: Sambo at November 18, 2017 03:04 AM (CwNIZ)

599 Pass the homemade tartar sauce. Thanks.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2017 02:45 AM (Pd70C)
---
Sure!

one squirt or two?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 18, 2017 02:55 AM (q3X5U)


Oh, no, not again...

Posted by: The Bowl of Petunias at November 18, 2017 03:05 AM (itfg0)

600 Is that a light I see?

Posted by: Sambo at November 18, 2017 03:05 AM (CwNIZ)

601 Hello?

Posted by: Sambo at November 18, 2017 03:06 AM (CwNIZ)

602 Hello?

Posted by: Sambo at November 18, 2017 03:06 AM (CwNIZ)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRI10G-MAA

Posted by: The Stooge Hat at November 18, 2017 03:14 AM (itfg0)

603 spent most of the day feeling like reconstituted freeze dried dog shit, so i think i'll hit the rack and see if sleep helps...

you know your day sucks when the high point is NOT getting the finger at the urologist's office.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 03:16 AM (q3X5U)

604 hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2017 03:17 AM (q3X5U)

605 morning horde

just dropping in for a bit with some Celebration (a Sierra Nevada seasonal) ale ... and gonna not bother trying to catch up on the thread after 600+ comments.

hope the thread doesn't close up until sunrise!

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 03:34 AM (rYW/M)

606 yikes! wanted to trash some douchebag at another blog I frequent who posted this drivel ...

>>>A lot of people here have convinced themselves of a tortured reading of the Billy Bush tape, and can't imagine that Trump, having talked a certain way, would actually act a certain way.

then prattled on like a bitch about it. we will call this Sucker of Cock Appalled. hell's bells. at least I have an excuse for carrying on, I'm drinking.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 03:44 AM (rYW/M)

607 fuck that douchebag Appalled. fucking prude.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 03:46 AM (rYW/M)

608 damn I've got work tomorrow. fantastic.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 03:47 AM (rYW/M)

609 guess I missed closing here too. damn.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 03:50 AM (rYW/M)

610 yeah, even when the Horde is all tuckered out is a sign that its light out ...

that douchebag Appalled was prattling on about a decade year old tape with the power word-pussy-and posted this

>>>while I'd love to see Trump impeached and removed because we're all looking for a magic bullet

what the fuck is wrong with people?

in 2016 there were 2 choices-Trump and Hillary. for a nonzero, nontrivial portion of the population the answer to that choice was Hillary?

really?

now we're in the Great Sex Panic of 2017 ...

... not enough booze in Fairfax County for me to understand this.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 03:58 AM (rYW/M)

611 fuck you Appalled! on 2 blogs.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 04:00 AM (rYW/M)

612 Wasn't going to get up for a little while but that plan failed, might as well get moving.
Be back in a bit.

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 04:01 AM (aC6Sd)

613 still here Skip.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 04:08 AM (rYW/M)

614 peeks in
Did I miss something? I live in Fairfax County. Some absurdities transcend booze or even heroin. Don't do heroin though. Samuel Adams brings out there wonderful Winter Lager this time of year. I can drink gallons of the stuff. I shouldn't but I do. Then I fall asleep in the recliner watching TV. Just woke up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2017 04:16 AM (kvKRQ)

615 Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2017 04:16 AM (kvKRQ)

>>>Don't do heroin though

pro tip there! thanks.

Just some Celebration tonight and a long day at work, just to spin up in a few hours for some more.

had some douchebag nattering on about "how things are done" ... jackass sounds like he has marbles in his mouth and didn't understand my boss's boss's boss wanted me to work on something tonight.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 04:25 AM (rYW/M)

616 he wouldn't stop talking either. kinda like that douchebag Appalled wouldn't stop writing.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 04:27 AM (rYW/M)

617 well I've had enough. drinks on me at Brion's if you're here or passing through.

Posted by: rich at November 18, 2017 04:39 AM (rYW/M)

618 Cohabitation -- That's where your roommate is so hot you ask her to show you her cooking skills.

Emphasis on furburgers. Shaving was optional back then.

I'm sooo glad I went thru the 90s as a married man.

********

Thanks for the very strange ONT, WD. So what comes next after Millennials? Shavings? Debris (fancy word -- detritus)? Generation I Don't Give A Fuck?

Yeah, that last one is mine too. Y'all can borrow it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2017 05:01 AM (0ogQG)

619 Nobody's awake?

Cool. I'll just pee in the back lawn and it won't bother anyone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 18, 2017 05:15 AM (gIRsn)

620 Cool. I'll just pee in the back lawn and it won't bother anyone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Be careful. I got the electric fence turned up to "Chupacabra"
AKA Hillary

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 05:16 AM (8ikIW)

621 *suddenly doesn't need to pee*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 18, 2017 05:18 AM (gIRsn)

622 I was able to get the leaves all done yesterday. The lawn looked great. Then it rained and brought down the few remaining leaves in the trees. Oh well, it was nice for about 12 hours.

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 05:27 AM (8ikIW)

623 Well crap, it looks as if Trumps! approval rating has fallen to it's lowest ever.
That's it. Impeach now. Bring in Hillary from the bullpen

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 05:37 AM (8ikIW)

624 Good morning horde
That chore took way longer than it should

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 05:46 AM (aC6Sd)

625 Actually not that many comments since I woke up at 2am

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)

626 VNN on the EMT

Nood

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

627 Podcasts recommendation: STEM Talks; interviews with scientists in a variety of fields: their background, how they got into the field they are currently working in...
Quite a few interviews that Ace maybe interested in considering his desire for GAINZZZ

Posted by: kk at November 18, 2017 07:24 AM (6qkee)

628
We'll take the Prairie Chickens and the Coyotes, but we don't want the Humans!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2017 07:36 AM (pNxlR)

629 "The trend of co-living"

Remember boarding houses?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Boarding_House

Posted by: pst314 at November 18, 2017 07:37 AM (IHMOG)

630 For a great podcast, check out "Another Kingdom" by Andrew Klavan, available on iTunes, SoundCloud and Stitcher.

Posted by: Khiri at November 18, 2017 07:58 AM (p1Sb7)

631 46 F***, now I want lobster. Do you know what it costs to get a properly lively lobster on the West Coast?
.....
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)

I think it's illegal*, so you have to make do with kale.

*If it's not, that's an oversight. It will be soon. Can't have cross-phylum appropriation.

Posted by: George LeS at November 18, 2017 08:38 AM (+TcCF)

632 I suppose the Mariners could extend coverage to their fans...oh, wait.

Posted by: Jimmy from Texas at November 18, 2017 10:51 AM (P09P4)

633 1) Any podcast where Jordan Peterson is interviewed
2) Jordan Peterson's p'cast
3) Stephen Crowder
4) Joe Rogan
5) Dave Rubin
6) Sam Harris, but not lately
7) Patterson in Pursuit

I've stopped, for the time being, listening to the flagship Ricochet p'cast. Boring.

Posted by: Reason Bear at November 18, 2017 11:16 AM (RNsdk)

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