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Oh My: Anti-Aging Drug Trials To Begin in Dogs in 2019, and Humans In 2022, if the Dog Trials Are Successful?
Why start with dogs? Interestingly, it's not just that dogs are a big animals with some similarities to humans. It's that if it works on dogs, bang, you have a salable product right there-- people will pay to de-age their beloved mutts. Which would then fund the next research phase, for humans.George Church describes the roadmap for to human aging reversal treatments We will see the first aging reversal test in dog trials in the next year or two. If that works, human trials are another two years away, and eight years before they’re done. Once you get a few going and succeeding it’s a positive feedback loop. His company Rejuvenate Bio is actually working on the dog trial now. The particular dog model we’re using has a heart disease issue. Rejuvenate Bio is still semi-stealth mode, incubator mode, but the trial is not a secret. Dogs are a market in and of themselves. It’s not just a big organism close to humans. It’s something people will pay for. And the FDA process is much faster for dogs than for humans — a little over a year versus nine years or so. We’ll do dog trials and that’ll be a product, and that’ll pay for scaling up in human trials. FDA does not need to classify aging as a disease in order for them to treat it The FDA does not need to classify aging as a disease. If you actually have something that causes aging reversal, [the FDA] will approve it. You’ll frame it in conventional terms, but it can have additional benefits. In other words If you have something that fixes one disease problem and happens to fix a bunch of others, you don’t need to put them all on the label. The FDA doesn’t stop you for using things off label or curing two things at once.I mean, what I'd give to be 29 at some point this year. I'll be 29 then at some future date. But what I'd give to then stay 29. Bullshit? Probably. But... if the rule is "disbelieve 99% of what you read," fine, this is in the 1% I'm choosing to believe.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:04 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: A Pez Dispenser at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (zqw2D)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (14URa)
I call this bold talk from a one-armed Shelvey McShelverson!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos M. at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (zqw2D)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (YFnq5)
The Paolo, he give you ladies injection that make you feel young again.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)
Posted by: Hillary! at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)
The Golden Path, Grump. The Golden Path.
Posted by: Leto Atredies at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (rb1zT)
Which would then fund the next research phase, for humans.
No. The next stage is to use the same technology to super-age various human assholes.
"Here, Mr. Soros, drink your orange juice. It's good for you."
Re dogs, I'd give a lot to have been able to give Max something that slowed the ageing process. If it came bundled with something that accelerated it, I'd have paid even more, and attended a few liberal mixers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: The 2000 year old dog at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)
Only suicidal thoughts or actions and death. No biggie.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)
Well, Soylent is already taken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT)
asking for an idiot...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X5U)
Oh no, I'm keeping my pants on for this thread.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (MYss1)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (lwiT4)
I've been chasing my spent youth for a long time.
If someone told me I'd get young again by sucking on the end of Chevy's tailpipe, I'd do it.
I spent lots of $$ on Peptides. Results were insignificant.
I would love to try HGH some day.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)
Well, Soylent is already taken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT)
Very true. And very bizarre. Like naming your kid 'Benedict Arnold'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (xJa6I)
Unless we take their stuff.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (60v4h)
asking for an idiot...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X5U)
I am sure the asshat will tell us it is made either from or for Jews.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: The 2000 year old dog at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
Yay us!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: Hillary the Impaler at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (60v4h)
It works perfectly, but.....IT MAKES YOU GROW BOOBS!!!
Posted by: Miklos MOLNr at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gEvQ8)
could be by.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (60v4h)
Israel, is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT)
"Well time hits the hardest blows.
Especially below the belt.
How's a young body grab you?
Like three card monte, like pea under the shell,
Now you see it, now you don't.
Haven't you forgotten something, gramps?
In order to feel something,
You've got to be there.
You have to be eighteen.
You're not eighteen.
You are seventy-eight.
Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (8Zprg)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (MYss1)
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The winner of the Hunger Games?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (4XCge)
Zardoz punishment.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (fXd4g)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gEvQ
The four horse's asses of the apocalypse.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (WE5/U)
Peptides + digestive tract = amino acids
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (8UuKm)
Next up, Pier's Anthony's Split Infinity?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: Mel Gibson drinking heavily at The Golden Horn at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (tDTdL)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (lwiT4)
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Yeah, I thought people died because the cells in certain organs did not reproduce (that is, by splitting into two new cells).
So I'd think any treatment of aging would have to consist of using stem cells (and adults do have stem cells).
Or you could alter the genes in the fertilized egg before it divides, in order to eliminate the genes responsible for aging.
But you can't just drink an elixir. It doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (/qEW2)
Zardoz punishment.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (3DZIZ)
Now that is a comprehension test I could pass.
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (fXd4g)
Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:15 PM (IqV8l)
Hypothetically.
Posted by: Oback Barama at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (12Vsr)
You're only as old as the women you feel.
*hic*
*mumble*
*Jew bastard*
Posted by: Mel Gibson drinking heavily at The Golden Horn at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (tDTdL)
Shhh
Shhhhh
Mel Honey, go make another movie. It'll make you feel better.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)
Only suicidal thoughts or actions and death. No biggie.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (T71PA)
Also, massive anal bleeding!
Posted by: Norm MacDonald at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (5sQ8t)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (2Rule)
I'm going to go all Star Bellied Sneetches and make a 28 pill.
29 year olds are old, old, people with bad teeth and stained shorts. 28 is cool. 28 is hip.
Pay me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)
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It might be possible with a virus. That's basically what a virus does. It alters a cells DNA. They could create a friendly virus - that would do the trick.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (/qEW2)
Also, massive anal bleeding!
Posted by: Norm MacDonald at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (5sQ8t)
"We call it lube."
- - ISIS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (3DZIZ)
DO you fear the force of the wind,
The slash of the rain?
Go face them and fight them,
Be savage again.
Go hungry and cold like the wolf,
Go wade like the crane:
The palms of your hands will thicken,
The skin of your cheek will tan,
You'll grow ragged and weary and swarthy,
But you'll walk like a man!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:18 PM (60v4h)
There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face
She pretended not to notice she was caught up in the race
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:18 PM (WE5/U)
$20 says it's the 2014 CaniPro XL 250 with the off-road package. I don't know why they weren't forced to do a recall.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (y87Qq)
I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (QC/4S)
Subcutaneous injections.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (WE5/U)
Go intravenous or go home.
(Do subcutaneous injections of ionized species make it into the circulatory system? Any Moron know?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (8UuKm)
asking for an idiot...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X
The drug will me called Methuselah?
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (hbR5e)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (gEvQ8)
But if it's successful on humans, we'll be lied to that it failed, and we'll have Democrat politicians for all eternity because they will never die.
Nancy Pelosi for another hundred years. Think about that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (hbR5e)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)
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It might be possible with a virus. That's basically what a virus does. It alters a cells DNA. They could create a friendly virus - that would do the trick.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (/qEW2)
I've seen this movie. It didnt end well.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Congressperson Spendy McSpendypants at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (tMFgx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
Sad but true.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (2Rule)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (8Zprg)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Miklos the dog lover at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)
I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
I'd like to go back to my 10-year-old self and tell him some things. I wouldn't be as miserable and fucked up as I am today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Al Franklin at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
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Is that the one where they wanted Kirk because he had been exposed to an infectious disease that would kill half the poplation? Kind of like a Typhoid Mary.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (4XCge)
Oh, splitting cells into two new cells. You mean as in growth, healing, or cancer? Like that?
Don't see any potential problems there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
was just typing that same comment ...
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)
NB: when you read about some new research study which showed possible benefits of some substance for aging, there are people on forums trying (often successfully) to find a lab to make that substance and test it on themselves.
Posted by: Benko at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (/S81H)
Sounds familiar.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (2Rule)
You know who would get this first: George Soros.
'Nuff said.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (Nwg0u)
I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
Shorter version: Youth is wasted on the young.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (eXA4G)
Oh, splitting cells into two new cells. You mean as in growth, healing, or cancer? Like that?
Don't see any potential problems there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (8UuKm)
Hey, I turned out pretty fucking OK!
Posted by: Deadpool at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (NWiLs)
It'll be paradise!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Thesgm at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (nAGHq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUgGs9IStY
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (e9G8E)
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Or the heart. That's why I don't see how they can get around using a stem cell treatment, as opposed to ingesting some drug.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (/qEW2)
It'll be paradise!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)
Hey, if the elven chicks all look like Liv Tyler, I'm down with that.
Posted by: Deadpool at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
They tell us that we lost our tails evolving up from little snails.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
You're going to have dizziness nausea and sweaty eyelids
and in certain cases chronic flatulence
Soo gassy girl
Soo gassy
Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (gEvQ8)
remember those fake french CLONERS?
remember BALLOON BOY?
remember the "Moon landing?"
Hoaxes sure are fun, aren't they.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (MYss1)
Then I steal my dog's pills
And I'm 29 again
There's never a wish better than this
When you've only got 200 years to live
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (QgHoA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (7PllL)
But if he's got incipient prostate cancer - and most men over 50 do - testosterone administration can put the prostate cancer into high gear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (60v4h)
Perfect, Grump. Perfect.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (T71PA)
It'll be paradise!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)
Hey, if the elven chicks all look like Liv Tyler, I'm down with that.
Posted by: Deadpool at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
Ever see an ugly elf? Never happen. It'll be elven Liv Tyler, elven Candace Swanepoel, elven Ann Margaret!
We'll make a million! A billion! It'll be a brave new world!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (4XCge)
No, think that was Mark of Gideon. The planet was overpopulated. Miri was one of the biological apocalypses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (rb1zT)
Keith Richards: The secret to a long life is good, *wheezes* healthy *takes a long drag on cigarette* living. Take it from me *coughs up bits of lung*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (60v4h)
I'm more human than human
-Rob Zombie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (xJa6I)
remember BALLOON BOY?
remember the "Moon landing?"
Hoaxes sure are fun, aren't they.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (WE5/U)
They'll believe anything if your PR is.
Posted by: Elvis thru the screendoor at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (n3hky)
I'm gonna live forever! And you can too! Now for the low, low price of just $2million dollars a bottle - get 'em while supplies last!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (7PllL)
I hear ya, my brother.
They chose dogs because they merit increased longevity. Humans, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Cockroaches at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (cHVSG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
Stuffed, IIRC.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)
Nah, grammie, you'd be a starting pitcher for the Cubs. Think positive!
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (MYss1)
What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
Nice rack.
Posted by: Achmed, in the way of his people at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: the groupies at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
Stuffed, IIRC.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (y87Qq)
Naaa. She was made into an MLT.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (3C9q2)
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Oh! Oh! That would be better!
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)
He's outlived Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and George Harrison.
Betcha didn't see that coming.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (MYss1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)
I think she turned inside out on her 3rd birthday.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (2Rule)
He's outlived Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and George Harrison.
Betcha didn't see that coming.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (MYss1)
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There can be only one.
Posted by: Keith Richards at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (MYss1)
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (MYss1)
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Yeah, true. Although George would be about 73-74 now if he'd lived. I'd like the serum, if only for that.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: mark1971 at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cockroaches at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)
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I like this post a lot. 8:30 on a Friday night. F*ck it, I'm driving to walmart for a bag of frozen cauliflower.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (8Zprg)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)
Just remember not to wear the pink panties.
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
She moved to Afghanistan and opened a brothel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (8UuKm)
Getting a Dog May Save Your Life, Especially If You're Single
Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.
I think one reason for this is that having a four footer encourages you to get some exercise. If it gets to late in the day, my dog comes to me and says, "Get your fat ass out of that easy chair and take me on walk!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (60v4h)
Try that in Venzuela.
See what happens.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (2Rule)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
She moved to Afghanistan and opened a brothel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (8UuKm)
LO frikkin' L
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (QC/4S)
Keith Richards snorts rails of crystallized formaldehyde. It's the secret to his longevity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that and his father's ashes.
Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (S3Ff3)
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (14URa)
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Strictly old school Cubbie Blue.
* gets idea for bathroom makeover*
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (vDqXW)
details here (main poast is SFW from what i see)
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/149877603
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (q3X5U)
Shit.
I don't know if I want to do it all over again, tomorrow...
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (2Rule)
I think one reason for this is that having a four footer encourages you to get some exercise. If it gets to late in the day, my dog comes to me and says, "Get your fat ass out of that easy chair and take me on walk!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (Nwg0u)
It also helps alleviate loneliness, which can apparently kill you too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (WE5/U)
And by Birdseye Farms. Birdseye Farms - taking the best of nature and encasing it in ice and plastic.
And by Sonobi - Hail Sonobi!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (gkNwd)
==
easy to move a head from one corpse to another...
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
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Me neither, 'Som.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (/qEW2)
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it's for their own good: the treatment might kill them.
Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (q3X5U)
NO....and leave the doggies alone.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (Enq6K)
How can they tell if an anti-aging trial for a dog is successful after only 3 years? That seems sort of retarded, to say the least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (8gDQu)
Keith did every drug under the sun, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney and he's still kicking at 73, 74 in another month. Someone should see what's in his DNA
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (/qEW2)
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it's for their own good: the treatment might kill them.
Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (q3X5U)
My God, we can't give opioids to a terminal cancer patient! They might get addicted!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Hey, Scott! Blow it out your ass!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
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She actually died of premature aging. They introduced that somehow, which is good. If they figured out what they messed up, they could isolate it and eliminate it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (vDqXW)
Alert Ray Milland and Rosie Greer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (SiINZ)
Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.
I love pups, but this is a classic example of selection bias.
Besides exercise, if you're open to having a pup, i.e., putting someone else before you and taking care of him, then you're psychologically healthier right there, have more to live for, and more likely to eschew self-destructive choices.
Kinda like getting married, or having children, in that respect. The Ted Kaczynskis, Jeffrey Dahmers, and Ted Bundys of the world tend not to have spouses or pets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (QC/4S)
Keith did every drug under the sun, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney and he's still kicking at 73, 74 in another month. Someone should see what's in his DNA
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)
Cocaine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)
Distillation, nicotine, and acid?
Posted by: Biochemist Miklos at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
only 3 years? That seems sort of retarded, to say the least.
It's dog years, Jake.
Posted by: Cockroaches at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (Tyii7)
*Gets home. Looks in bag...*
They forgot the fucking Plum Sauce!
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (2Rule)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (QC/4S)
Um...yay?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
That's mainly because G-d routes him right to voice-mail.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
"What, give him a cigarette before shooting him? And give him lung cancer?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (8UuKm)
If small changes could be made, yes, I probably would. I don't even mean butterfly effect stuff, either. Just fairly minor things.
Me? I'd want to keep a diary from the moment I could write. Journal. Journal. Guys keep journals.
I've forgotten so much, good and bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (8Zprg)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (QC/4S)
I have had to research this because of nuerological issues. Not only goes biodentical HGH and testosterone reverse damage, but it slows the aging process.
But it's expensive as hell. Think 100 grand. And its not approved by insurance companies for use of healing injuries so you have to look to anti-Aging clinics in Florida.
It crushed my soul and spirit when my only chance at healing and reversing damage had a no plebs allowed sign via super high prices. In other countries not nearly as high.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (gkNwd)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
"What, give him a cigarette before shooting him? And give him lung cancer?"
They use alcohol swabs to prepare for lethal injection.
and now I really am out. bbl
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (60v4h)
Don't know about Dolly, but CC (for carbon copy) the world's first cloned kitteh, is doing just fine at age 15, and gave birth to three kittens 11 years ago. Her offspring are normal cats and doing well.
CC and her mate presently live with the Texas A&M professor who cloned CC in 2002.
http://tinyurl.com/ya5xm52r
(link is safe, goes to the Texas A&M daily news website)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (3C9q2)
Maybe you'll live to 90 with much better health, maybe 150 or 200.
But this is also just part of the picture, because it probably won't do that much about age-related brain conditions.
Still want it NOW NOW NOW!
Don't tell me about risk, I just drove in rush hour traffic.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)
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Beats me why you'd want to do that, but if that's your idea of living large, go for it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (0mobI)
Me? I'd want to keep a diary from the moment I could write. Journal. Journal. Guys keep journals.
I've forgotten so much, good and bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (8Zprg)
I was going to say something really really dark just now and thought better of it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
I want to see what the side effects are first.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)
You give the anti-aging serum to your dog, and it shrinks 3 sizes, and pees on the carpet again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 08:43 PM (gkNwd)
Did that too, in the windstorm Denver just had.
At least this close to Thanksgiving Pre-week, the traffic wasn't terrible.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (0mobI)
I've never had the urge to re-watch L.A. Story, even though I have it on LaserDisc (shut up. get off my lawn), but one of my favorite lines in it is:
Steve Martin: I could never be a woman. I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:43 PM (Vb4BV)
Back when there was a proposal to clone Tutankahmen's DNA, some idiot liberal protested, saying Tut would be confused and out of place in the 20th century.
Uh, genius, the clone would not have all of the memories of the DNA donor. Obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Don't get me started on this bullshit. I know first hand that to get opioids the pain clinics will demand that you have dangerous and unnecessary surgeries via injections into the nerve at 5000 bucks a pop 3 times a week. Nerve blocks that do nothing for most intractable pain like I had.
Opioids work. Naloxone works better. Naloxone ain't covered by insurance so 20 bucks a pop.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: zombie everyone at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)
Even better: "LaMinge".
mic drop
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:45 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (oPNmq)
You know what? Deal. I'd happily put up with that just to have him back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (8UuKm)
The body immediately got up, put on a tux and top hat ahs sang "Puttin' on the Ritz."
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (T71PA)
The Ozzy's genome -- the Ozzy Osbourne Genome! (Go Ogle it.) And he's got some Neanderthal in him...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (8UuKm)
Maybe we are in fact all confused and out of place in the 21st century.
rly maeks u think
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (y87Qq)
Here in Colorado, we elected a murderer to the school board. He accidentally shot a guy in the head five times.
"It was obviously a set of horrific mistakes compounding on one another, which led to me serving time in prison," Seaba told KKTV about the 1997 murder.
Seaba shot the victim in the back of the head, and then later returned to shoot the man four more times. Seaba said he was initially arrested on first-degree murder, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.
http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J
We're progressive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (MYss1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)
Even better: "LaMinge".
mic drop
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:45 PM (oPNmq)
*picks up mic*
Huh. Somebody threw away a perfectly good microphone.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)
You mean the drugs don't age, right? The people probably age like crazy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (8UuKm)
How about some music! https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (kvKRQ)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)
http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J
We're progressive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Littering, for leaving five shell casings behind?
Shoulda used a revolver, bro.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
I would totally consider this for The Wonder Dog. And then for me.
Also, I read an article earlier today about cloned dogs. Check my posting name (if I get this right... I lurk way more than I post).
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (+a3Rc)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)
Damn! I'da been all over that. Does it work on corpses?
Posted by: Zombie Lil Peep at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (Vb4BV)
Seaba shot the victim in the back of the head, and then later returned to shoot the man four more times. Seaba said he was initially arrested on first-degree murder, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.
http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J
We're progressive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)
WTF? Did he get credit for not using ALL his bullet?
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (Enq6K)
Death is necessary for evolution because as one generation reproduces and dies, the offspring will have genetic variations differing from their parents. Then they in turn reproduce creating further variations, and these variations are the only way that life becomes more advanced.
But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.
There is nothing strictly *necessary* about death. The only reason that death exists is because that is the only way creatures like us could have been brought about.
But if you cross a river with a boat, you can dock it and continue on your way. You don't have to lug the boat around once it has served its purpose. And there is no longer any need for us to lug death around.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)
rly maeks u think
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (y87Qq)
(takes big hit off of joint) "Ooh, that's heavy, man. Did you know that "dog" spelled backwards is "God?" Think about it, man."
(passes joint)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
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I'll bet the Lennon Sisters didn't let you get away with that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)
I'll bet the drugs have expiration dates.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Boy, those gals were hawt. Anna one, anna two, anna three...
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
Evolved enough? You know about Maxine Waters, right? Fredericka Wilson? Hank Johnson? Barbara Boxer? Patty Murray?
You call THAT the desired endpoint of evolution??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (8UuKm)
That should bring those fans who quit watching your network back. Well done Scotty!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (kvKRQ)
I groped Cissy well into my nineties.
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
#metoo
Posted by: Bobby at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (g4lFK)
Whoa. I know there's a Windows joke to be found there somewhere, but I can't find it because I'm too busy being flabbergasted.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)
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In Just Seven Days!
Posted by: Al Frank N Furter at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (+a3Rc)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (y87Qq)
They shipped her to Saudi? The bastards!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)
:: fistbump ::
Posted by: Hob Gadling at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (y87Qq)
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An important point, since grasping at eternal life in this world is a pretty clear indication of a lack of saving faith.
Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (XQvuQ)
(Looks at piece of lamb chop on end of fork.)
"Uh ... dunno."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
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That gal with the crazy pianos always looked like she'd be fun.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Dorian Gray at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (0mobI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Wrong K hole.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha
Rest stops or park restrooms after dark would be a good place to start. Hitchhikers at any time. Good hunting!
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)
This is not the end. This is only the beginning.
People predict the big things will come too soon, when it's the little things that make all the difference.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)
Special K, baby!
"Resetting the brain" ... not sure I would be into that. IN the cartoons all you had to do was whomp someone on the head with a hammer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (8gDQu)
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Looking at your hash, I'm wondering if you're related to Sonobi?
Muldoon could make a limerick out of that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (8UuKm)
And, how. She really tickled my ivory. Anna one, anna two, anna three...
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Tyii7)
I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
I heard that too! If one's wakes up in the morning with a sore, bleeding, sticky arse and no recollection of how he got that way, it was the gay bar...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (WE5/U)
Asshole transplants would make more sense. There's an infinite supply of donors in Ottawa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (+a3Rc)
Any drug could be a party drug. It's an FDA excuse. Like not using Shrooms to treat PTSD.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (g4lFK)
And, how. She really tickled my ivory. Anna one, anna two, anna three...
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Tyii7)
You're not fooling anyone anymore, you know.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Voter Dude off dorien sock at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (0mobI)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (cHVSG)
Posted by: Voter Dude off dorien sock at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (0mobI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (oPNmq)
California will bury you.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)
Only pussies dock the boat. Real men burn them!
Posted by: Hernan Cortez - I Burned Death at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Kosh at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (oPNmq)
DC is the Vatican for assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (8UuKm)
Muldoon could make a limerick out of that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:55
Related to Sonobi? Ouch. That's cold.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (Qa1CP)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha
Your body is an amazing healing machine, especially when you're younger, and less so as you age.
Behind that are a lot of chemical and biological processes that can be literally reinvigorated.
I think this branch of research started with transfusions of younger blood in mice. The blood carries enough of the younger chemistry with it to make the body act younger.
You'll lose weight, too.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
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You can get Ketamine at the vet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)
Hell, an embolism will do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:00 PM (8UuKm)
Hell, an embolism will do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:00 PM (8UuKm)
So will getting an effing job, in some cases.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)
As the perfect proof of your theory I submit psychiatry.
Know anyone who used to be crazy?
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (S3Ff3)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (cHVSG)
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This is your dog. This is your dog on acepromazine. o__O
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hillary! at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)
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Don't worry my dear. I will bypass the FDA regulations, and have my own team of scientists work with Rejuvenate team in order to get you treatment well before campaigning starts for 2020.
You will not only be able to open the pickle jar, you will be able to crush it in one hand. You will win every debate. You will exude the ruddiness and vigor of an Olympic athlete.
Posted by: George Soros at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (/qEW2)
Chances are I said that too after I blacked out/stopped remembering.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
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You can get Ketamine at the vet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)
Wait - are you saying dogs are gay? So that leg humping thing ...
Damn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (dOPy2)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (g4lFK)
Wait, are you saying that government is not just a name for the things we do together? Mind. Blown.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (gkNwd)
Posted by: George Soros at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (/qEW2)
But you'll still lose the effing election. Hahahaha!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Kosh at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (XQvuQ)
It's enhanced healing factor, not immortality, you overamped bioluminescent squid!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (wB8Tg)
Amazing what goes through one's head when one is in a backless gown and soft restraints watching someone start to mess with your drip.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (2K6fY)
We'll just start killing each other with more enthusiasm.
As much as it scares me ... and it scares the fuck out of me ... it really does ...
... we have to die. And that sucks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
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That gal with the crazy pianos always looked like she'd be fun.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)
Heh...we used to call it ''four handed accordion"
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (aMlLZ)
Probably how Soros is still alive.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)
Huh? I thought that was sex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Monk
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I had suffered from terrible migraines for maybe 20 years. Then, I developed (unknown to me, because no pain) a stomach ulcer which ruptured an artery in my stomach, or thereabouts.
I keeled over, then momentarily regained consciousness with EMT's leaning over me. I recall nothing else until the next day some guy in a white smock was talking to me in the ICU.
Mrs. H later told me that the ER doc said that if my blood pressure dropped any lower she was going to put me on a ventilator.
The whole point of this is that I have not had a migraine since. It's been at least 12 years now. For all I know, the portion of my brain which caused/registered the headaches died off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (gkNwd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
Yeah. Dying is definitely a "0".
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (rb1zT)
I use Ketamine multiple times weekly to daily, for anesthesia, sedation, and pain management. I'm fixing to start a Ketamine drip at pain dose on an ICU patient right now....
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)
As the perfect proof of your theory I submit psychiatry.
Know anyone who used to be crazy?
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (S3Ff3)
what does my entourage have to do with anything??
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (QC/4S)
OK, you may not live forever, but it'll seem like forever. And it may even work, except no one has ever been able to watch The View all the way through.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (lwiT4)
his remarks are astute and reassuring to me.
the only problem is the motor mouth in the background near enough to the microphone to be heard. did you notice? I want to say stfu. shh.
Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (9mZIr)
Enjoy the weekend!
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Voter Dude off dorien sock at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (0mobI)
Ketamine is routinely used by veterinarians for anesthesia in small animals and pain management in horses and other large animals. After people started using it as a party drug in gay clubs and elsewhere, there were a number of cases of break-ins in vets' offices to steal ketamine.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)
There's a collection of brain matter sometimes called the "neural fan" behind your intestines that is well-connected to your digestive system and, obviously, brain #1.
It is entirely likely that something "down there" was causing the problem and was disconnected/damaged/fixed in the incident.
I'm glad dumb luck worked out for once!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (8UuKm)
The secret to embracing Death is believing that's true.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
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Can think of no good reason that I survived it. Dumb luck, I reckon. Probably not a good idea to try a second time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (cHVSG)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)
Mean longevity in 1900: 45 years.
Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.
So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)
Glad you guys came out better for it in the long run.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (hMwEB)
clubs and elsewhere, there were a number of cases of break-ins in vets'
offices to steal ketamine.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (3C9q2)
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Ya, we used to get broken into.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)
I use Ketamine multiple times weekly to daily, for anesthesia, sedation, and pain management. I'm fixing to start a Ketamine drip at pain dose on an ICU patient right now....
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (qul7b)
Does insurance cover it?
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)
You mean the drugs don't age, right? The people probably age like crazy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (8UuKm)
I have too many faces in my head, of the people who haven't aged.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (3C9q2)
Horses get all the best drugs.
Posted by: Mr. PCP at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:09 PM (qul7b)
Horses get all the best drugs.
Posted by: Mr. PCP at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (8gDQu)
Maynard B. Krebs always had the good shit.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)
So did the animal hospital in my town. They have a night security guard now as well as the usual overnight emergency vet and vet tech.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (3C9q2)
migraine since. It's been at least 12 years now. For all I know, the
portion of my brain which caused/registered the headaches died off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)
Nice to see you back at the HQ, Mike! And you are fortunate to have shed the migraines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)
Huh? I thought that was sex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (8UuKm)
At this point that's just a faded memory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (S3Ff3)
I cured my depression by getting a hot girlfriend and having freaky circus sex with her at every opportunity.
Works way better than jerking off ten times a day.
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (qul7b)
Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.
So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)
and that is because they can cure cancer and the common cold ? no. cutting stuff and killing off stuff. and aspirin
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (cHVSG)
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What we mainly prescribed it for was anxiety - Fear of thunderstorms, riding in the car, etc. I don't particularly care for it since when I used it on my dog, he was much more still during the thunderstorm, but I got the feeling he was screaming on the inside while frozen on the outside. Could have just been him though. Other pet owners swore by it.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)
Anti-aging drugs? Human aging reversal treatments?
Is THIS guy involved: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8gp85sd ?
I'd re-think a lot of things. Forget about sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads being scary ... this clown is well past the one=lab=accident-too-many:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9mojtam
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Admit it, you don't come here for the ketamine.
Posted by: Old Joke, New Twist at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (UsgfL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
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The chicken kind or the Paul McCartney kind?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)
Can you still do long division?
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Sure-McCartney is still around.
Posted by: mediocrity personified at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (zCyNd)
Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.
So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)
I think a huge amount of that has to do with the dramatic decrease in infant mortality.
I'd be more interested to see the numbers for life expectancy of a 40 year old at both those times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Goodness me. that's the sweetest metaphor for death I've read lately. Thank you Steve. you're a poet.
Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (UsgfL)
Well if you want to be stuck with a 29 year old that still giggles when you say "dick", sure.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07
Are you the same poster that used to say that? Dr. something I think.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (yJ1e6)
For those who drink bleach never grow old
Posted by: Dead Milkmen at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (gkNwd)
Insurance? Yes, of course. It's a routine thing, used all the time.
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:09 PM (qul7b)
For pain management?
This is great news if true. This was not the case 8 years ago when I was going through my shit. It was out of pocket and basically experimental in the USA.
When I had surgery years later I had a long talk with an anesthesiologist about my ordeal and the grand mail seizure. He said he had heard of others who that had happened to. Said the ketamine coma was the same theory of rebooting and restarting the brain.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)
So, just like being in the recovery room after a long surgery?
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (QC/4S)
You'd settle for Simon Garfunkle.
You'll get the Bee Gees.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (gkNwd)
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There is no losing option in that scenario.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (Enq6K)
Actually, no. Will I live?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07
Your application for 928(c) status has been grudgingly approved.
Posted by: Lois Lerner at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (cHVSG)
You'd settle for Simon & Garfunkle.
You'll get the Bee Gees.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (gkNwd)
As these things go, I think the order is exactly backwards here.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (gkNwd)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)
Christ. What a silly comment.
The common cold is only a minor nuisance. It, like the flu, mutates, and is a virus, and so is a dodgy target for drugs. Think of developing a drug that you could spray over Compton and only kill gangbangers. THAT'S the problem researchers face.
Cancer is generally a disease of old age, as mechanisms for ensuring the fidelity of replication break down. Your comment is like saying automotive engineers have accomplished little because tires still wear down.
The leading cause of death in 1900? IIRC, tuberculosis. (Certainly some infectious disease.) Who dies of tuberculosis nowadays? People die now of degenerative diseases instead. That's progress.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (8UuKm)
Insightful prognosis Dr.
Posted by: Dr. Vinny Boom Bots at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (0mobI)
Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.
So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)
and that is because they can cure cancer and the common cold ? no. cutting stuff and killing off stuff. and aspirin
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)
Babies surviving childbirth and early diseases and infections.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (rb1zT)
Yeah ... for sure.
But I'm telling you ... let's say they come out with a You Won't Die energy drink tomorrow.
You think things are a shit-show now ? Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: FUGAZI at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (2Rule)
"yes you can have any wish come true, but think well, for there will be consequences".
and you said "i want to be 29 again!"
and the genie said "poof, you are 29."
but. in the new world you cannot touch women!
evil genie: "bwa ha ha ha"
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (gkNwd)
Try "Shonen Knife".
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)
That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (gkNwd)
Unfortunately I'm all out of chips and dip. Howzabout some Birds Eye Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic from Walmart?
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (EzdLW)
I'd be more interested to see the numbers for life expectancy of a 40 year old at both those times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (8gDQu)
that, and general living conditions improvement ,advancements in diagnostics
ability to identify and classify earlier -
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)
I still do subtraction in the checkbook.
If you use it you don't lose it.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 09:19 PM (MYss1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)
Confucious say, "Now that's a hard reboot!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:19 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)
Is there another kind besides the Tony Shalhoub kind?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 09:19 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)
And to punctuate the argument and end any possible disagreement:
https://youtu.be/ECiMhe4E0pI
The day you find me in a steel-wool loincloth, toting a homemade flamethrower, you'll know that THIS is playing in my mind.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (gkNwd)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)
That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)
Grand mal seizure cured 90% of my pain. I would recommend that rebooting and restarting anyway you can if suffering from intractable pain.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)
That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)
_______
I think I could use that. At 54, it's scary to think about how much information is floating around my mental clipboard. Zeroing it out would do much to help I'm sure. Never mind all those cookies I had collected.....
Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (0RyQ0)
Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (0mobI)
You want Wings
You'd settle for Ringo
You get Yoko.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (dOPy2)
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (UdKB7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKPFHg5NkA
Posted by: FUGAZI at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (2Rule)
Better:
Low
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTjy6BrzxYg
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)
turn her 29, and take her home, can I still get elected to the senate?
You have to wish her a Merry Christmas in her yearbook.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)
So you identify and classify earlier. Per your earlier comment, the docs just "cut stuff and kill stuff." So what's the point of identifying and classifying pathologies earlier, if the docs just "cut stuff and kill stuff?"
Your position is untenable. The advances in medicine and public health generally in the last century have been remarkable.
Just admit it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)
I was reading something not too long ago, written by a vet...don't recall the drug he was talking about but it was for thunderstorms, fireworks, etc...and he said that's exactly what the dog is going through. Scared to death but can't move.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (Enq6K)
You'd settle for Ringo
You get Yoko.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (UdKB7)
I'd sooner listen to Ringo than Wings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)
If this were to work, I guarantee you the economics of it would be like in the book.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (wfDW1)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ltzo8q
Scroll down a bit, see the Clinton volunteer, OK.
Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (8UuKm)
Not so fast, Jay. We're running towards the end of effective antibiotics (which probably account for almost all of the life expectancy difference on their own) and will, some time in the near future, be back in the same spot we used to be at with respect to those infectious diseases (and lots of new ones, too).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (8gDQu)
grammie winger, thanks for heads-up in the previous thread about bringing snacks.
Unfortunately I'm all out of chips and dip. Howzabout some Birds Eye
Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic from
Walmart?
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (EzdLW)
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oh dear. hmmm. Not to be rude but ACCKKK. I'll just settle for this nice mint I found in my pocket. The one with the lint.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (lwiT4)
https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0
(NSFW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (zLDYs)
a vet...don't recall the drug he was talking about but it was for
thunderstorms, fireworks, etc...and he said that's exactly what the dog
is going through. Scared to death but can't move.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (Enq6K)
My dog is supremely indifferent to thunder. Neighbor's late German Shepherd would go ballistic during a T-storm; chewed the back door step off trying to get into the house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:25 PM (oPNmq)
Probably what trilobites said too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (8UuKm)
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Ok, to come clean, what I really meant was, if I and the current population could live forever, I'd be fine with the human race stagnating at this point in our evolutionary development.
Besides, who wants to look like those brain creatures in the Christopher Pike episode.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)
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#BOOMthereItIs!
Ringo is awesome. Paul McBoring is highly over-rated.
IMHO, of course.
Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)
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Ringo's stuff is a lot of fun. He certainly seems to be having a good time with it. His voice is pretty good too - I wonder why he never sang on any of their songs? Maybe he did and I am unawares. Not his solo stuff that they added to albums. Just on their regular stuff. Like Twist and Shout, or things like that.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:25 PM (oPNmq)
Awww....that's sad. They wouldn't let him in?
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (Enq6K)
Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)
That cannot be a thing
Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (dOPy2)
IMHO, of course.
Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (q3X5U)
Ringo Starr is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 09:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:28 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 09:29 PM (0mobI)
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Oh, the huge manatee!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:29 PM (oPNmq)
Your position is untenable. The advances in medicine and public health generally in the last century have been remarkable.
Just admit it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (8UuKm)
that still does not negate what I said - advances in medicine are geared toward managing and alleviating not curing major ailments - kidney failure, cancer. you cited longevity statistics, but a few commenters already dressed that - it is due to decrease in child mortality rates.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:29 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Oh she wishes!
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (Enq6K)
For those of you who do not recall the methodology see - Example: Find SQRT(645) at
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9bztzzx
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (8gDQu)
Not really apposite to the point, IMO. I was addressing the dismissive implicit contention that medicine had achieved little. That's simply not true.
Now bacteria are evolving resistance to the antibiotics we've developed (in part through misuse of those antibiotics, especially by homeless dirtbags who do not complete their therapeutic regimen for whatever shitty diseases they have), but that's not a reflection on the field.
Of course we need new antibiotics, all the time. But that's not an argument that generating the previous generation of antibiotics achieved nothing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (8UuKm)
Ok, to come clean, what I really meant was, if I and the current population could live forever, I'd be fine with the human race stagnating at this point in our evolutionary development.
Besides, who wants to look like those brain creatures in the Christopher Pike episode.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)
Judging by Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C., I am not sure that we have made much progress, or need to.
Posted by: Anthropological Miklos at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (Enq6K)
They weren't at home. I'd have gone up to comfort the poor guy, but I didn't know they were away. There were times that I did go let him in when T-storms approached.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:28 PM (UdKB7)
Only every few months or so. There's medication for it, not a cure, but it does clear up the outbreaks.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 09:32 PM (q3X5U)
Sample Wikipedia Entry. "The record for attempts at self-murder, by one female, stands at 7 . . . "
First attempt, age 25. Unsuccessful. Bridge insufficiently high.
Second, age 32. Successful--heroin--but resuscitated by omni-bio-rejuvenator.
Third, age 57. Successful. 12 gauge. Resuscitated by demand of parents, with transplanted cloned neuro-phrenal structure. Memories preserved, along with Bi-polar disorder.
Fourth age 66.
120.
136.
Terminally successful, age 178. Vaporized by intense radiation bombardment during trespass at Feynman Cyclotron, Austin, Texas. Thanatos-injunction by legal decree: "No application of either strong or weak magnetic force to reassemble original atomic structure."
Coroner's Report: Suspicious Death by Unidentified Neutrino.
So sagt, The Pink Panzer.
Posted by: The Pink Panzer at November 17, 2017 09:32 PM (7jvT0)
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Is that a recent picture?
Not to be insensitive, but a lot of liberals have been stress eating for a year or so, and a year of girl scout cookies is an awful lot of calories.
I do hope they find their happy place, or at least a place out of the way of the rest of us who are trying to accomplish things.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:33 PM (wB8Tg)
For those of you who do not recall the methodology see - Example: Find SQRT(645) at
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9bztzzx
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (9tO1t)
Simpler method, one I used to the pass the time in many an interminable business meeting: use the binomial expansion.
Square root of 1000? Say 30. 30^2 = 90.
Try 31. (30 + 1)^2 = 900 + (2)(1)(30) + 1^2 = 961.
Try 32. 900 + (2)(2)(30) + 2^2 = 1024. Too high.
Try 31.5. (31 + 0.5)^2 = 961 + 2(0.5)(30) + 0.5^2 = 991.25. Get close.
Etc.
I used to do this with my boys on long road trips. In business meetings I could sometimes get to six or seven digits before someone would ask me a question, making me lose my place, and thereby pissing me off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:36 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:36 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)
Well, no interociter for YOU then.
Posted by: Exeter at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (2K6fY)
Not to be insensitive, but a lot of liberals have been stress eating for a year or so, and a year of girl scout cookies is an awful lot of calories.
"Vanilla cookies? Chocolate cookies? That's so binary, you h8r!"
Posted by: Girl Scouts (or Boy Scouts, whatevs) at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (zCyNd)
So there were temporary and minor to semi minor drawbacks.
A 100 pound nurse saved my live by catching me because I was seizing while standing up. It lasted a few minutes. The first thing I remember was my heart making a loud and slow "low dump" like it had been restarted.
But that pain I was in before made it worth it since its gone.
Have good weekend!
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)
Well, no interociter for YOU then.
Posted by: Exeter at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (2K6fY)
Just as well. There are some forehead side effects to interociters....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (q3X5U)
I agree with you that medicine has made some amazing steps and advances. No question about that. But it still seems to be that human mortality is more in-born than managed (outside of accidents, crime, etc, of course).
My point about the antibiotics was just that average lifespans can decrease even in an environment of advancing medicine (as will happen when the antibiotics that doctors have so carelessly abused are no longer effective and the disease-ridden foreigners who were stuck in their home shitholes are paid by our politicians to come over and infect us).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (dEQP3)
The Empress with her 29 year old body back? Just remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (mJ8mX)
Not the first time I've disappointed you, won't be the last.
Bitch.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (wB8Tg)
==
ok, I want to adress that one, because obviously it is a silly comment. Cancer - body produces cancer cells, millions of them every day and your immune system is equipped to deal with them, it is in your genetic code. It is built to recognize those cells and kills them. When the immune system fails, for whatever reason, genetic mutation or weakness, the cancer cell is not identified, it grows and mimics the anatomy of a healthy cell. It is not a disease of the aged. No cure, but advanced screened and then surgical interference (cutting stuff) , radiation (killing stuff) and chemo(killing more stuff) will allow someone to survive. I am not following your example, but no need to explain....
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)
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Then go pon-farr on their asses. Human dicks.
Posted by: mr spock at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (mJ8mX)
Although I thought some people would never die. I mean like celebrities ect..
Like Jack Benny or Jimmy Cahtah wait what.. I read somewhere the if 100 select elitists were gone then we could get our white privilege on and kick start slavery.. Ahh good times...
Posted by: Sebastian the suble topic changing troll... at November 17, 2017 09:41 PM (0mobI)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (8gDQu)
You're absolutely right.
I was addressing the notion expressed elsewhere (not by you) that deprecated the advances in medicine. Now medics are not scientists - they're applied biologists, I would say - but the advances in medicine in the last century IMO are comparable to the advances in automotive engineering over the same period.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: cn at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (W4xXw)
Posted by: Corona at November 17, 2017 09:43 PM (88+VL)
He says from the comfort of his 640k computer...
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 09:43 PM (Sv2/X)
Made you look!
Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (mJ8mX)
No, it's a mirror.
Made you look.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:44 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (oPNmq)
Ah ok.
My lab couldn't care less about storms. Fireworks...she does not like! My Yorkie sometimes is scared, most times not. My pit....fergetit. Biggest baby you've ever met.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:44 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)
A career in medical research awaits ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:44 PM (8UuKm)
Yeh, Brian Dennehy played Walter and he was the spaceship too
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at November 17, 2017 09:45 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (60v4h)
Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.
I think one reason for this is that having a four footer encourages you to get some exercise. If it gets to late in the day, my dog comes to me and says, "Get your fat ass out of that easy chair and take me on walk!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:34
We've realized that. It makes sense, they make you get up and move when you'd sit on your azz.
That's a good thing.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: In the fine print at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (mJ8mX)
Seriously?
I like sex that lasts for more than 10 seconds.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (gIRsn)
I've always thought it rarer to die of cancer when you're very old. It's an immune system breakdown, and I'm seeing it a lot (this week!) in acquaintances who are nowhere near old.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (tIhIY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (CL76w)
==
ok, I want to adress that one, because obviously it is a silly comment. Cancer - body produces cancer cells, millions of them every day and your immune system is equipped to deal with them, it is in your genetic code. It is built to recognize those cells and kills them. When the immune system fails, for whatever reason, genetic mutation or weakness, the cancer cell is not identified, it grows and mimics the anatomy of a healthy cell. It is not a disease of the aged. No cure, but advanced screened and then surgical interference (cutting stuff) , radiation (killing stuff) and chemo(killing more stuff) will allow someone to survive. I am not following your example, but no need to explain....
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)
I'm getting immunotherapy. It's a newer approach that stimulates my immune system to attack certain DNA markers on the tumor.
This method supposedly doesn't have the traditional side effects of chemotherapy, but it has its own set of potential side effects. Namely, if my immune system gets overstimulated, it could attack healthy organs like the thyroid, liver, or kidneys. The doctor downplayed the risk of that, though.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (8UuKm)
Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (9mZIr)
========
Thanks! Although I'm more like a blind squirrel who finds a metaphor every once in a while.
One of the main things I like about the New Testament is that it personifies death as evil. It doesn't just take it in stride. "The last enemy to be destroyed".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (/qEW2)
Jus' kidding. I love our fur babies.
Sort of.
*looks at watch*
I want a big mutt, a mix of German Shepherd and something also big. Pure bred dogs are...problematic.
Mrs. Mahon wants a Puggle.
Any bets on who wins this one?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (60v4h)
That should stave off the inevitable kiss of oblivion for a few more hours.
Uh, I mean, hiya.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: cn at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (W4xXw)
ability to identify and classify earlier -
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)
********************
Don't forget HVAC. Those old geezers can't take the hot or cold.
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (V86aL)
Seriously?
I like sex that lasts for more than 10 seconds.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (gIRsn)
Maybe he meant 19 inches. Your interpretation may have been too rigid. You're being pretty hard on the poster.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:49 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:49 PM (L3YlV)
Longevity with health and vigor can only improve this world and our lives in it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:49 PM (fA1SL)
why would you want to stay here after all you love are dead and you can't even walk? can't make love?
I see beauty in this world, but I'm not married to it.
Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:50 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:50 PM (9mZIr)
I will be just as glad to do that in 200 years as I would in five.
I have people who need me now. I'm not done here yet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (wB8Tg)
I'm still uncertain how it's supposed to work exactly.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)
I have people who need me now. I'm not done here yet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (wB8Tg)
_______
Nobody is. Until they are.
Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (0RyQ0)
Jus' kidding. I love our fur babies.
Sort of.
Teh kittehs may be waiting for you to assume room temperature. Sort of.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (3C9q2)
This method supposedly doesn't have the traditional side effects of chemotherapy, but it has its own set of potential side effects. Namely, if my immune system gets overstimulated, it could attack healthy organs like the thyroid, liver, or kidneys. The doctor downplayed the risk of that, though.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
I've heard a about for this approach - stimulate the immune system do what it is built to do; doctors have to mention side effects, they do that when they administer anesthesia for tooth extraction.... Everything cure these days has side effects. Good luck to you.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (L3YlV)
How is it going?
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (V86aL)
It's not unlike being in school and realizing that I have a big project due soon, so I'd best start doing some research.
Having a longer life would give me the pleasure of savoring the things I experience. But, even if I live to be 200, I would most likely regret plenty of things, like never seeing "Jaws" or reading "50 Shades of Grey."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:54 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 09:55 PM (SjImc)
Jus' kidding. I love our fur babies.
Sort of.
Teh kittehs may be waiting for you to assume room temperature. Sort of.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (3C9q2)
We've already added them to our will. Our sons were less than enthusiastic about this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:55 PM (bZ4w4)
How is it going?
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (V86aL)
I had the first treatment yesterday. I feel fine. Not any different.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:57 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 09:58 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: lynndh at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (N33+S)
There were smokers, drinkers, everyday people - the bottom line was DNA.
It wasn't diet, vitamins or any of that crap.
The people who lived longest had DNA that did not degrade. Smoker? So what? Their DNA did not mutate. Same with all the others in the study; the one constant was non mutated DNA.
When they find the fix it will cause a facepalm.
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (V86aL)
savoring the things I experience. But, even if I live to be 200, I would
most likely regret plenty of things, like never seeing "Jaws" or
reading "50 Shades of Grey."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:54 PM (bZ4w4)
Funny, the notion that I could regret not seeing "Jaws" or reading "50 Shades of Grey" has never entered my mind. And I have done neither, and certainly don't anticipate doing either.
The two fall in different categories: I am not actively avoiding a viewing of "Jaws", just have never made an effort to seek it out. Sounds like it might be an entertaining movie. The book sounds like crap, and I am actively avoiding it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:00 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:01 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (V86aL)
Quick! Crunchy! Dee-licious!
It's Rice CRISPR!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 10:01 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (wB8Tg)
"For I saw with my own eyes the sibyl hanging in a jar at Cumae, and when the acolytes said "Sibyl, what do you wish?" she replied, 'I wish to die.'
Petronius' 'Satyricon' ch. 8: Apollo granted her eternal life, but not eternal youth. she shrivelled up 'til she could be put into a bottle.
Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (9mZIr)
It's also true.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:00 PM (oPNmq)
Movie was far better, in my opinion. Just think of the untapped vistas of references you miss on the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:03 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Ace's Ikea shelves at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:06 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
===
It is. Don't bother.
Posted by: Corona at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (88+VL)
Simply to pay down the national debt.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (60v4h)
The people who lived longest had DNA that did not degrade. Smoker? So what? Their DNA did not mutate. Same with all the others in the study; the one constant was non mutated DNA.
When they find the fix it will cause a facepalm.
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (V86aL)
Yep, I think cancer has a lot to do with genetics. Some smokers get lung cancer; some don't. Some non-smokers get lung cancer; others don't.
I remember reading a few years ago that there was an increase in women who have never smoked getting lung cancer, and no one knew why. I believe Christopher Reeve's wife fell into that category.
The same probably applies for various other kinds of cancer.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:56
Best wishes rickl. Good for you.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (yJ1e6)
Been very, very ill since I was 39, but finally improving.
Don't get my hopes up.
Posted by: West at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (gG6Jo)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)
You are breathtakingly ignorant of the mechanism of cancer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (wYseH)
why would you want to stay here after all you love are dead and you can't even walk? can't make love?
Heh, still thinking things through, maybe someday I'll be able to see that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 10:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Kim Jong-Fun at November 17, 2017 11:29 PM (artIV)
You have to be careful -- there are multiple types of lung cancer. One is connected with smoking, one is not.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2017 12:19 AM (fVubI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4NYbsgmWuI
Posted by: Hack at November 18, 2017 12:26 AM (Ivwuu)
200 years of Obama? Hillary?
My mother?
Kill me now.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 18, 2017 12:36 AM (NqaQ9)
Worse than Weinstein IMHO. This is explosive, prosecutable stuff. When/if MSM puts these videos on evening TV news, Biden is over.
Posted by: gp at November 18, 2017 12:45 AM (mk9aG)
Groundhog day sitting on your ass waiting for the school loan default collection call doesn't sound like heaven.
Posted by: charley horse at November 18, 2017 08:52 AM (+kahX)
...and, Hillary running for pres every 4 years.
Forever.
Posted by: The Hot Gates at November 18, 2017 10:10 AM (Na/F1)
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