CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken

A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal, because he was a comedian, and as we know from Louis CK, comedians have special license to jerk off in front of women and/or grope them as they sleep.

And also jam their tongues in their mouths after being specifically told they don't even want to do a fake stage kiss-- something the leftist media keeps "forgetting" to note.

Borger admitted that "[i]t remains to be seen," but immediately went into spin mode by downplaying the fallout, stating that KABC radio host Leann Tweeden "did not call for him to step down or say he ought to step down" and didn't render an opinion upon being told an investigation had been launched.

From there, Borger continued proving this segment as one of political tribalism, declaring that what matters most is "the context in which all of this occurring, which is Moore -- Judge Moore -- and that has been, you know, brewing and percolating, whatever you want to say, for days and days and days."
She added that Tweeden's story will not be "the last" woman to come forward with disturbing allegations, but what came next from Borger was quite disturbing: "This is scratching the surface. He was not a member of the Congress at the time this occurred. He was just a comedian."

Video at the link, if you can stomach it.

Meanwhile, another one of the Clown News Network's reliable clowns thinks it's important that seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them, at least not when they were awake, anyways:

A group of seven former female staffers for Sen. Al Franken issued the below statement arguing that the now embattled senator “treated us with the utmost respect” when they worked together. pic.twitter.com/MhvpzUY3Sw
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) November 17, 2017

It's good to see that, not 72 hours of their Bravery in admitting maybe they covered up and spun for Bill Clinton's sex assaults and rape too much, they're right back to providing the same service for another lesser Democrat.

They truly are #TheElite and Super-Good at Thinking.

Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM

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1 No way!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (VezBU)

2 I guess it's all fun and games until somebody gets their boobs honked.

Maybe if there were bruises, this would gain traction, eh?

How far is too far, Senator?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (7UW64)

3 first

Posted by: Hotspur at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (hp5Wc)

4 Spin,spin,spin

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (O2RFr)

5 Jerry Seinfeld dated teenage girls, also OK because he's a comedian.

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

6 OK iil get them

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (VezBU)

7 Was she giving out "Take One for the Team, Bitch" t-shirts?

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (7n4KQ)

8 CNN. HA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (xttKs)

9 Gloria thinks the grope was okay because he was wearing his clown nose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

10 Franken wasn't a senator when this occurred, but because Judge Moore wasn't a judge nor was he running for congress, it applies?

I'm so confused.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (xttKs)

11 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (3/f2v)

12 Woof

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (MINbv)

13 Funny that it took how many day$ to find $even women to defend frankenstein.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (suO/a)

14 I get it. He was The Comedian. Like in The Watchmen.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (z2W2E)

15 Willowed, so...

My bold prediction is that if Sen. Gropey McJazzHands survives the
weekend as a Senator he's able to ride this out until he's up for
re-election in 2018.

Any Republican? And I mean any Republican? Bags already packed and heading out of town by now.

But obviously some animals are more equal than others.

I
will thoroughly enjoy telling every proggie who wants to say jack about
"Roy Moore" to STFU so long as Stuart Smalley stays in the Senate.

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (NYS7S)

16 When Billy Jeff told Juanita Broderick to "put some ice on it" when he bit her lip bloody after raping her, he was just clowning around.

Right, Gloria?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (PY9jH)

17 CNN: Doing to news what Franken did to Tweeden.

Posted by: Neal F Hyde at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (VWzSH)

18 Morgan Freeman is banging his STEP-GRANDDAUGHTER, but that's ok.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (xttKs)

19 cnn, comedy central for the old folks home. they can't stay woke for the daily show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (KP5rU)

20 Cosby was 1000x the comedian Franken was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

21 I'm writing McCain and Flake and tell hem they should be fucking jumping up and down like Pecos Pete and screaming for Franken to resign. Pricks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (VezBU)

22 So wait- does Gloria think John Wayne Gacey was "no big deal" because he dressed like a clown?

Maybe I'm just dense.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

23 The Progressive Pass

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

24 I am honestly seeing a lot of "she was a whore that posed whorishly in Playboy like a whore" comments from surprisingly high level news people on Twitter. This isn't what she looks like (show picture of her at work) but this! (show picture of her tarted up in a bikini from her modeling days).

Its... like a parody of what they call people that question Moore's accusers. Its the old "accuse them of what you are doing" leftist rule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

25 This is pretty easy.

Pro-abortion? Grope away.

Pro-choice? Die die die!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (gC2IV)

26 Only a old white male homophobe would think rounding up seven young female staffers and begging them to write a mutual hostage statement would be a Smart Political Response™.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (I/iGu)

27 Make 'em laugh,
Make 'em laugh,
Grab their boobs,
Make 'em laugh.

My father said 'Be a pervert my son,
But be a comical one'...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

28 Funny how no one cared about the ladies who worked for Justice Thomas when they stood up for him as an employer.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (MoIhM)

29 So- should I become a comedian so I can shamelessly, and without consequence grab a strange woman's breast and slip her the tongue?

Where so I sign up for that gig?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

30 My rule of thumb on this is if it would get me fired at any job I've ever had, it should get them fired, too. Even "miming" grabbing a girl's chest while she's asleep would get me canned. And I'd have it coming.

Imagine having to work with this toad again. Its a long flight. You're tired. But going to sleep around him makes you really uncomfortable. But you're wearing a helmet and body armor, so maybe you're safe.

Then he shows you that picture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)

31 Liberalism is a mental disorder. A brain defect. They're defective.

To them, this all makes sense.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (xttKs)

32 Not like it was a grope grope she was sleeping and dem and shutup they all explained, so no harm done? The whole party needs to be dumped into the deep ocean. gope and dim, burn down DC now.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (0OmEj)

33 28 Funny how no one cared about the ladies who worked for Justice Thomas when they stood up for him as an employer.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (MoIhM)

exactly. Like they were shouting at the sky.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (VezBU)

34 Pooky's jaw dropped when I showed him the Grope-ken picture. "If I had done that, the Air Force would have kicked me out a lot faster!"

Also, I have an idea: Make Congress sit through the monthly "Don't Rape People" seminars that they've forced on the military, and see if they think it's effective.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (XKZwp)

35 Franken sent the picture to Leeann as a FU.

NBC's Kasie Hunt tried to defend it a Fake Grope, and then yesterday had to backtrack after Franken himself admitted the Forced French. God did she look flummoxed

Rule 4: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."
"Alinsky you magnificent bastard. We read your book!"

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (cAXIk)

36 So...no picture of these 7 "women"? I wonder what a comparison between these 7 and the victim would show. I'm surprised Dems don't just provide traffic'ed women to their politicians so that this doesn't keep happening. Call Barney Frank.

Posted by: American at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (ymyTW)

37 seeing a lot of "she was a whore that posed whorishly in Playboy like a whore" comments from surprisingly high level news people on Twitter.

===

it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (z2W2E)

38 And the worst part is that dumping Franken and appointing a progressive, non-white, non-male candidate assured of reelection is a no-brainer.

But MN Dems won't 'cause celebrity trumps all.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (I/iGu)

39 "A group of seven former female staffers for Sen. Al Franken issued the below statement arguing that the now embattled senator "treated us with the utmost respect" when they worked together."

Girls, girls, girls. I'll state the obvious: he didn't find any of you attractive.

Realistically, I very much doubt that you're in Leann Tweeden's class.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

40 But but but Fanken apologized!

Love that one. Heard AB Stoddard with that one yestaerday. Here's a clue. He had to because THERE IS A FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM DOING IT.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (gC2IV)

41 So its Ok to grope if the gals asleep? Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (VezBU)

42 Imagine having to work with this toad again. Its a long flight. You're tired. But going to sleep around him makes you really uncomfortable. But you're wearing a helmet and body armor, so maybe you're safe.

Then he shows you that picture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)

It was a long time ago and he was a COMEDIAN for chrissakes.

You'll be fine. Here. Have an ambien.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (xttKs)

43 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

Maybe I should draw it in pictures with crayons so they understand?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

44 I had intimate relations with 37 reasonably stable men and an Ocelot.

Posted by: Gloria Borgia at November 17, 2017 04:22 PM (398bZ)

45 #39 Perhaps Frankensteen didn't find any of them comatose or at least asleep?

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (6dFYM)

46
In other words, it doesn't count when a Democrat/liberal does it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (493sH)

47 seems to me Congress critters need those pamphlets European countries hand out to muslim refugees - picture guides to what is rape, harrasemetn, etc

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

48 This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her. Quelle surprise, eh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

49 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

----

How many times have we heard 'no means no'?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (4XCge)

50 He didn't molest me either, dammit!

Posted by: Rosa de Lauro at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

51 "A group of seven former female staffers for Sen. Al Franken issued the below statement arguing that the now embattled senator "treated us with the utmost respect" when they worked together."

I'm not familiar with the "issued statement somehow magically negates photographic evidence' legal principle.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (326rv)

52 Leann Tweeden's. is she a conservative? Because humiliating a conservative would especially excite that cheap, fat sick pervert.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (VezBU)

53 The media have pretty much destroyed its credibility over the past 18 months, so at this point it's just clown cars and slapstick. Is anyone surprised that the spineless loser males who gravitate to the progressive left/feminist side are low life scum. In conservative America we punch out guys who treat women like this, and they quickly get the message. In MI, NY, CA, and NJ they elect them to public office.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (qcIL3)

54
Gloria Borger? Is she related to one of those Popes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (O98j8)

55 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (z2W2E)

So, where are all the women coming out of the woodwork claiming Bob Hope grabbed their tits and rammed his tongue down their throat?

Franken is a piece of shit. They're really showing their colors on this. I hear Hell is especially warm this time of year.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (xttKs)

56 Gloria, please just be honest that you're OK with sexual assault so long as the assaulter votes the right way.

Basic tribal defense, old as dirt. Own it, sugar-tits.

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (NYS7S)

57 Franken could be considered another Lion of the Senate if only he had drowned Tweeden in a river, after tongue spearing her.

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

58 48 This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her. Quelle surprise, eh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

What about her little sister?

Oh wait that was Lena that did that.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)

59 so i see with Franken they are blaming leedn, for 'asking' for it' or she is less than pure
while moores accusers are pure as the driven snow?

while clintons accuser that they now Believe were also tarts and liars?

what a difference a (D) makes.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (UbFuA)

60 44 I had intimate relations with 37 reasonably stable men and an Ocelot.
Posted by: Gloria Borgia at November 17, 2017 04:22 PM (398bZ)

(To the ocelot: makes "call me" sign.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

61 OT: New Bill Whittle video praising the new Dodge Demon.

I want one.

I also want a Playboy Playmate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (xJa6I)

62 Al Franken always treated me with the respect I deserve.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's weiner at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (326rv)

63 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

----

How many times have we heard 'no means no'?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse

Apparently in Leftworld, consent may be denied--or, apparently, granted--retroactively.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (AM1GF)

64 leed wore her skirt to short?

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (UbFuA)

65 This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her. Quelle surprise, eh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

There's a difference between molest and sexual assault, no?

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (xttKs)

66 Leann has the last laugh on Franken-Clown.

Did Leeann pull this off by herself? She had the picture, because Al sent it to her as a FU. And she had the story. And she was in media, so she had some connections.

She served up revenge cold, and on a platter. And blew up Franken's career. He'll be gone by 2020.

And she turned around the entire Moore Conversation the SJWs were forcing us to have. And schlonged Mitch.

She should have her own network news show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)

67 Anybody ask Al if Joy Behar's tit was really,really cold?

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

68 I'm not familiar with the "issued statement somehow magically negates photographic evidence' legal principle.

-------------------

The so called'evidence' is waved away with the Jedi mind force 'this is not the evidence you are looking for"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (4XCge)

69 How many times have we heard 'no means no'?

And that's morphed into "without clear and repeated 'yes' then it means 'no'"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

70 We read your book"

Now imagine if Hildabeast had won...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (MINbv)

71 Tell a few jokes and the sky's the limit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a load of your hoorters! Honk honk

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (gC2IV)

72 Borger admitted that "t remains to be seen," but immediately went into spin mode by downplaying the fallout, stating that KABC radio host Leann Tweeden "did not call for him to step down or say he ought to step down" and didn't render an opinion upon being told an investigation had been launched.

Maybe because Tweeden realizes that she doesn't run the fucking Senate.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

73
And by "utmost respect", we mean he forced us to convey dozens of pre-marked ballots in the waistbands of our pantyhose to out-of-the-way polling stations.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (O98j8)

74 In all fairness, those seven staffers weren't very attractive.

Posted by: Bill O'Neil at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (yqvys)

75 Anybody ask Al if Joy Behar's tit was really,really cold?

It got all out of whack when she fell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+)

76 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

there's quite a difference between bringing cheesecake and force feeding someone.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's weiner at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (326rv)

77 So, due to the fact that some of the women he interacted with at work were not abused by the disgusting pervert, all is well. Ted Bundy treated the women he worked with pretty well, managed not to hurt, maim or kill any of them, so . . .

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (2X7pN)

78 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

----

How many times have we heard 'no means no'?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse

It's early, but that's a threadwinner.

They made it their hill to die on. Make 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (3/f2v)

79 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (cAXIk)

80 By itself the picture is juvenile but coupled to the preceding assault, grabbing her head and forcing his tongue down her throat was assault, it becomes evidence of a dangerous personality disorder.

Posted by: gNew at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (V86aL)

81 She served up revenge cold, and on a platter. And blew up Franken's career. He'll be gone by 2020.

And she turned around the entire Moore Conversation the SJWs were forcing us to have. And schlonged Mitch.

She should have her own network news show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)

She definitely did yeoman's work on this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

82 I ain't sayin' nuttin'.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (6dFYM)

83 It's just funny how tribe rules over intellectual honesty.

If I have this right liberal believe it's;

OK to murder a fetus
OK to confiscate wealth from people
OK to sexually assault someone
OK to break the law and riot
OK to illegally enter the country
OK to discriminate against people you don't like
OK to assault someone who states something you don't agree with

I'm sure there are more.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (VpIIl)

84 74 In all fairness, those seven staffers weren't very attractive.
Posted by: Bill O'Neil at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (yqvys)

Bill, stay downstairs.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (suO/a)

85 Anybody ask Al if Joy Behar's tit was really,really cold?

Even a dwarf like Franken probably had to stoop to reach it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

86 CNN. OK with Franken.

Clay Travis, not so much.

Well played, CNN. Well. Played.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (xttKs)

87 76 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

there's quite a difference between bringing cheesecake and force feeding someone.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's weiner at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (326rv)

*scribbles notes*

"Ok if they're asleep."
"make sure they like cheesecake."

Ok folks go on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (VezBU)

88 Wait, there are pics of Ms Tweeden in a bikini?

I must search...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (MINbv)

89 Okay. I want to get this off my chest. It has really really really been bothering me, lo these many years.

I once...okay, twice got a girl to show me hers if I'd show her mine. And we played "Doctor" too. Of course I was the Doctor and she was the patient. And we were having such a good time too, until my parents caught us.

There, I said it and I feel so much better now. Oh, and she was extremely attractive to boot.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (7+m9y)

90
This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her

Then she burst into tears. "Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me?!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (O98j8)

91 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (MINbv)

she fills it out nicely

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (y3aQB)

92 @86: "Well played, CNN. Well. Played."

To be fair, Brooke Baldwin only gets off when Anderson Cooper or Kathy Griffin grab her boobs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (I/iGu)

93 Any reports of female sexual assault? The left seems to think there is no difference between men and women and gender is fluid.

I think not.

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (6dFYM)

94 Last year's Superbowl went long on stupid SJW crap and leftist cant. Ad after insulting, annoying ad. And at the time I mused that possibly that was because everyone thought Hillary was going to win, so they were pitching their ads to what they believed America's mood and culture would be like at the time. Its too soon to pull and redo all those ads in just around 2 month's time. So they ran them anyway when Trump won.

I wonder how much we're still seeing still isn't part of long-planned, carefully staged Democrat Party schemes set into motion with the assumption Hillary was going to win? Imagine how things would have been if this stuff came out with HISTORIC FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT in office?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)

95 so i guess detroit and chicago are going to play on sunday. also jacksonville and cleveland.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (UbFuA)

96
Funny how I mean, funny like I'm a clown

Posted by: Al Ten Hands Frankenstein at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (lKyWE)

97 It's just funny how tribe rules over intellectual honesty.

If I have this right liberal believe it's;

OK to murder a fetus
OK to confiscate wealth from people
OK to sexually assault someone
OK to break the law and riot
OK to illegally enter the country
OK to discriminate against people you don't like
OK to assault someone who states something you don't agree with

Except if you are a white male. Then, no.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (3/f2v)

98 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

99 So as was said over at Insty. Dems reinstate one free grope rule. My comment. Well then, make it a really good one! As for Frankenpig. Shoving your tongue into another womans mouth isn't groping, that's a violation. If that were my wife or daughter the only thing he'd ever do with his mouth again is sip his steak through a straw with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (aHLmf)

100 Great tweet out there:

"Seven former dogs of Michael Vick have issued this statement: 'He was good to us, walked us, petted us. Not one time did he electrocute us or bash our heads against the wall."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (ZM2xo)

101 That the Navy even made a statement about this confirms what stupid times we live in

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281150/

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (LiyEm)

102 We are simply getting you accustomed to our improved two tier justice system.

Republicans embrace WrongThink, and must be destroyed. It's our job as a society.

In all of their actions, Democrats embrace progressive RightThink, and must not be held responsible for any of their actions. Therefore, they are never guilty, even if there is photo evidence. Because... RightThink.

Laws and punishment for Republicans.

Freedom and Understanding for Democrats.

Posted by: The MFM at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx)

103 @98: "If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please."

So would Bubba. His vegan diet has not been kind to him.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (I/iGu)

104 So CNN...

How is that "voice of the Resistance" thing working out for you?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (wfDW1)

105 98 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

Tell me about it. 1988's model would be even better.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

106 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

Mix in a salad......

*ducks, covers, runs for the door.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (xttKs)

107 OT, PDT adds some names to his SCOTUS list...does he know something? Hey RBG, how you doin', girl?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

108 http://bit.ly/2isFCYB

Leeann Tweeden Video

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)

109 The rules are now:

Woman accuses man of decades-old sexual misdeeds with zero evidence: guilty. Anyone who questions them hates women and is shaming the victim. Must resign.

Woman accuses man of recent sexual misdeeds with photographic proof: shut up you filthy whore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

110 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election... Knew it was headed this way...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (O2RFr)

111 Remember the Twinkie Defense.

Now we have the Comedian Defense.

If it wasn't for the double standard...

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (4Vu64)

112 Wow, 2,100 pounds worth of women released a statement that Frankenstein did not molest them.

Posted by: American at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (ymyTW)

113 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

I'd like my potential for a future, while we're at it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (AM1GF)

114 If he gropes women as they sleep, isn't that more like Dracula than Frankenstein? Maybe change is name to Al Bra-cula.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (/qEW2)

115 gender is fluid"

Not on my monitor...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (MINbv)

116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

They sound Hideous.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

117 I thank God every day that the women in my family are all skilled shots.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

118 Cut the guy some slack.

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (r9UYA)

119 Has CNN mentioned the taxpayer funded hush fund that was put in place during the BJ Clunton administration?

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (xttKs)

120 OK to murder a fetus

OK to confiscate wealth from people

OK to sexually assault someone

OK to break the law and riot

OK to illegally enter the country

OK to discriminate against people you don't like

OK to assault someone who states something you don't agree with

Except if you are a white male. Then, no.
---

Actually, you can do all those things if you are a GAY white male, a transgender white male, a Muslim white male or a high ranking Democrat politician who is a white male.

/please keep up with the Media Matters RightThink emails.

Posted by: The MFM at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)

121 105 98 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

Tell me about it. 1988's model would be even better.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

I am not giving a date. Its way too far back from you kids.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (VezBU)

122 *Clown Nose On*

Grabs Titties

*Clown Nose Off*

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (QvNX2)

123

it was just for fun , it was just a no grope.
He doesn't do it to everyone, His assistants.

Franken(D) progressive party -She asked for it!

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (UbFuA)

124 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)
---------

Word. 1998 was one of the few years in the 90s when I wasn't pregnant.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (UoSKV)

125 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet
Posted by: Ignoramus"

She was pretty vocal about supporting Bush during the Iraq war. I think part of Franken's motivation was to humiliate someone he perceived as "the other" politically. He's a real POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

126
True cinema fact: Al Franken played BOTH gorillas in Trading Places. We know this now because he just showed us that he is perfectly capable of fooking himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (O98j8)

127 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election...

I'm sure all the #TruCon #SalonHot25'ers will be reaching for their fainting couches.

Oh and Jake my boy? Where, precisely, are all these accusers now?

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (NYS7S)

128 Why bother defending him? He's from deep blue MN where he'll just be replaced with another liberal shill.

or is it bc this issue is that epidemic among politicians? Shocking, I know

Posted by: brak at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (WjCgM)

129 http://bit.ly/2zcioQI

Juanita Broaddrick writing a book about Bubba Raping her

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (y3aQB)

130 President George W Bush is accused of grabbing/patting a woman on the hind end. OK that's rude and unwelcome, its a "kock that off" kind of thing. If he doesn't get the message, then you bounce your knuckles off his face a few times until he does.

Al Franken grabs a sleeping woman's chest (or pantomimes doing it) and rams his tongue down her throat in a skit: that's an immediate ass kicking.

That's my scale at least. One is rude and wrong, the other is nasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+)

131 you know, as I recall, when Anita Hill claimed that Clarence Thomas had somehow sexually harassed her, something like 80 women who had worked for him offered to testify on his behalf. That's why we're supposed to believe Hill, she said she was sexually harassed, and if Hillary had won, it would probably again be official policy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (ILitO)

132 2 sets of standards, Judge Moore. You have to abide by.....harsher......rules.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (zLDYs)

133 "seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them
"

What the hell does that mean?

If I get the hundreds of people I worked with over the years to say I never groped them, and I've recently, demonstrably groped someone, does that means I'm innocent?

Did the Village Idiots convention think of that line?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (VpIIl)

134 Al Franken is just Brock Turner with glasses.

Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (VaOnS)

135 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

>They sound Hideous.

Well, they're guys, so...

Posted by: Guy talking to Jake from State Farm at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (NYS7S)

136 The rules are now:

Woman accuses REPUBLICAN man of decades-old sexual misdeeds with zero evidence:
guilty. Anyone who questions them hates women and is shaming the
victim. Must resign.

Woman accuses DEMOCRAT man of recent sexual misdeeds with photographic proof: shut up you filthy whore
---
Fixed, for accuracy.

We realize you guys are wallpaper licking mouth breathers, but really. It's simple:

Republican: guilty
Democrat: innocent

/maybe you can write it on your hand, to help you remember? Or get a tattoo?

Posted by: The MFM at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (aT+Bx)

137 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election.

he was a comedian. That seems to be the go to dodge.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (326rv)

138 108 http://bit.ly/2isFCYB

Leeann Tweeden Video
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)

Yeah, I bet all of Franken's staffers make her look like a bowser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (YqDXo)

139
116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

They sound Hideous.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

'Twas the khakis that kept him at bay.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (O98j8)

140 She was pretty vocal about supporting Bush during the Iraq war. I think part of Franken's motivation was to humiliate someone he perceived as "the other" politically. He's a real POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

i absolutely believe this. I think he wanted to exert some sick twisted power over a conservative woman.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (VezBU)

141 Why bother defending him? He's from deep blue MN where he'll just be replaced with another liberal shill.

That's what I don't get. The only reason I can think is that he's known, so he has some sense of power. A new guy would be bottom of the rung again, no seniority or status. And it would establish precedent the Dems don't want: doing this gets you out of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (39g3+)

142 137 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election.

he was a comedian. That seems to be the go to dodge.

He should try that...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

143 "So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election..."

Every one of which was proven demonstrably false.

But here we have pictures and an admission of guilt that even Little Jakey Tap my Ass can understand...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

144 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)

145 He didn't molest his staffers cuz he would have had to pay them more.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (YV+SU)

146 seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

Of course, they used to be guys, but that's not the point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

147 108 http://bit.ly/2isFCYB

Leeann Tweeden Video
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)

You see that fellas? Free reign to grab her tits anytime you see her in public. She made a sexy video, so OPEN SEASON!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (xttKs)

148 >>>55 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (z2W2E)

So, where are all the women coming out of the woodwork claiming Bob Hope grabbed their tits and rammed his tongue down their throat?

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (xttKs)

I think this is a great point.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (V+b9T)

149 ... I mean, besides the Qur'an I guess

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (6FqZa)

150 Because you're good enough

You're smart enough

And doggoneit, people like your dick

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)

151 I did. not. have. sexual. relations. with that girl...Ms Lewinsky.

I did let her lick my cornhole, though...

and that thing with the cigar. I did that.

*Presses Thumb and Bites Lip*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (QvNX2)

152
he was a comedian. That seems to be the go to dodge

Objection - asserts a fact (comedian) for which there is no credible evidence

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (O98j8)

153 >>>Its... like a parody of what they call people that question Moore's accusers. Its the old "accuse them of what you are doing" leftist rule.

LOL LOL LOL!!!

Imagine if Moore's defenders were saying "those young little sluts were dressed like little whores!" This is surreal.

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (q177U)

154 139
116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

They sound Hideous.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

'Twas the khakis that kept him at bay.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (O98j

Nah. It was the flannel shirts, overalls, and Birkenstocks that did that. Along with the Wayne Newton haircuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

155 The whole clown nose on and clown nose off can be applied to Spirit Cooking and Cannibalist "art shows" of Marina Abramovic
She and others claimed in public it was art while in private it was a ritual (two very different meanings and expected outcomes among the participants).

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (g4lFK)

156 @141: "That's what I don't get. The only reason I can think is that he's known, so he has some sense of power."

Franken's a celebrity and Democrats are a bunch starfuckers.

Even in Minnesota. Starfuckers, all.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (I/iGu)

157 122 *Clown Nose On*
Grabs Titties
*Clown Nose Off*
Posted by: garrett

Don't forget the horn honking noise.

Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (VaOnS)

158 I repost this "willowed" post for two reasons:

1. Because Pixy designated it Post #666.

2. Because reposting it is like saying I banged 50 attractive chicks.

666
569

Does Judge O'Neill tell them, "just lie back and think of Brown vs the Board of Education?"

Not every time. Sometimes he tells them to think about Lawrence v. Texas.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (hKi6n)

159 146 seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

Of course, they used to be guys, but that's not the point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

yeah, not when they were awake.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (VezBU)

160 Tapper's number of tweets about Corrupt NJ Senator Menendez are single digits but he goes on and on about Moore. The guy is a waste of space.

He didn't molest his staffers cuz he would have had to pay them more.

Nah, that comes out of the Senate molestation fund.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (39g3+)

161 jake tapper is a fucking tool of the left. how much mish has this fucktard grabbed over the years? cnn, news for the learning impaired.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (KP5rU)

162 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Chapter 1 - Andy

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (3/f2v)

163
144 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)

Call Me Caitlyn - out in stores, July 2018!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (O98j8)

164 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

it's a pop up book. For the kids.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (326rv)

165 @162: "Chapter 1 - Andy"

Chapter 2 - David Spade

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (I/iGu)

166 Well Ivanka said she had no reason to doubt Moore accusers ... which is best interpreted as she is a Democrat coming as close to accusing Moore as possible. She could say she has no reason to doubt Moore.

There are reasons to doubt the accusers ... several facts they got wrong, now the yearbook messing up the DA thing, the one woman claimed she got Moore banned from the mall but that mall manager saying that is also false.

Add in the last minute timing and Gloria Alred and it has all the makings of "Romney did not pay taxes for ten years" or "insurance premiums will go down $2500" or "the subpoenaed emails were all about the wedding and yoga".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (/aIFg)

167 The Franken thingy is being pushed by the 'rats to set a new standard for elected officials--conduct before office is fair game to take them out--as a predicate to go after Trump. If they get back the House and Senate, they will do it within days.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (g1MTt)

168 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)

Call Me Caitlyn - out in stores, July 2018!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

*golf clap*

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (326rv)

169 "157 122 *Clown Nose On*
Grabs Titties
*Clown Nose Off*
Posted by: garrett

Don't forget the horn honking noise.
Posted by: wooga"

I guess I'll pick up a clown nose on the way home and head to Hooters. I'm immune, right?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

170 "it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake."

Ever been to a USO show? If you touched the cheesecake you would be home in the brig on an Article 134 so fast you could probably still smell her perfume. And the MP's fist.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

171 If I get the hundreds of people I worked with over the years to say I never groped them, and I've recently, demonstrably groped someone, does that means I'm innocent?

Did the Village Idiots convention think of that line?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (VpIIl)

C'mon, Marcus, it's liberal logic. It's of a piece with "not ALL Muslims are terrorists!" Nobody ever said every single effing one was a terrorist. So apparently if Franken didn't molest every woman he ever met in his life, he must be pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

172 Boy, the penis people are taking a beating lately.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (YV+SU)

173
Chapter 2 - David Spade

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (I/iGu)

Chapter 3 - Will Ferrell

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xttKs)

174
Have we heard Joe "What Dead Intern?" Scarborough's take on this yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (O98j8)

175
A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal,

I hope someone on the panel then grabbed her tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

176 now the yearbook messing up the DA thing

There's like 10 things wrong with the Yearbook, not just the DA thing. Its practically a textbook in how not to forge something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

177 I'm still waiting for the turnabout Amy Klobuchar sex scandal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (I/iGu)

178 Judge O'Neill reminds me of that old joke about the old guy who crashes the Confessional.

"Father, I have sinned. Last weekend I did the thing with this really hot 24 year old red head [... explicit details] and then her Brasilian roommate showed up and [... REALLY explicit details]"

The priest is, of course, horrified and asks, "why didn't you come by earlier?!"

"Well... I'm Jewish."

"... so why tell ME all this."

"Fuck, man! I'm telling EVERYONE!!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (6FqZa)

179 172 The penis takes a beating everyday,usualy twice...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (LiyEm)

180 Meanwhile, another one of the Clown News Network's reliable clowns thinks it's important that seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them, at least not when they were awake, anyways

========

The number of women Franken did grope is far outweighed by the number of women he did not grope. The ratio rounds off to zero. Not guilty.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (/qEW2)

181 >>Its practically a textbook in how not to forge something.

Hinky.

Like an Hawaiin Birth Certificate.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (QvNX2)

182 But your honor, what about all those people I *didn't* rape?

Literally billions of them! Surely that proves something.

Posted by: Hot new legal defense at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

183 now the yearbook messing up the DA thing

There's like 10 things wrong with the Yearbook, not just the DA thing. Its practically a textbook in how not to forge something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

it requires Courage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (326rv)

184 To Franken's staffers:

Here's a clue, girls. Has anyone ever asked you to perform as the cheesecake in a USO show? Or to pose for Playboy?

Does that perhaps get you to thinking about why Franken may not have molested you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

185 Oh GOOD ARGUMENT!!!! Al Franken didn't play Tune in Tokyo with a dried up mathematician. Therefore he must be innocent...

https://www.linkedin.com/in/karen-saxe-5015038a

Posted by: Orson at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (5QleM)

186 "Have we heard Joe "What Dead Intern?" Scarborough's take on this yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:"

A guest should put a clown nose on and grab Mika's big boobs. It's allowed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (OD2ni)

187 Mix in a salad......

*ducks, covers, runs for the door.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (xttKs)

I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause. Thank you for that helpful advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (7UW64)

188 Remember kids, making hypothetical comments about grabbing women with their consent is the crime of the century. Actually grabbing women without their consent is ok though. #Resistance

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mynhJ)

189 180 Meanwhile, another one of the Clown News Network's reliable clowns thinks it's important that seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them, at least not when they were awake, anyways

And Moore had dozens of religious people attest to his Character including a Rabbi but that doesn't matter

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

190 Leann Tweeden: Al Franken is an apple.
CNN panel: No, he's a banana! Banana! Banana!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (EzdLW)

191 Roy Moore holds presser where numerous colleagues come out as character witnesses and CNN says WHO CARES!!!!!

CNN quickly reports that 7 Franken staffers say "he was a really nice guy and didn't touch me one time!!!" as proof positive the picture wasn't real.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (xttKs)

192 I'm pretty sure just reading the liberal excuses is giving me migraines. Even the dog is sitting her with a WTF look on his face.

I'm gonna hope most people in America who aren't die hard, mouth breathing leftists see the hypocrisy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (VpIIl)

193 I actually looked up Gloria Borgia (sic) to see if there wasn't an actual member of the family of that name who had done this stuff.

I knew about Lucretia. You did not want to leave your drink unattended around her. Let's just say.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (6FqZa)

194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WE5/U)

195 If I was on one of these panel shows where this stuff came up I'd do just that. I'd bring a clown nose a long, pop it on, say something shocking or outrageous, then pop it off and talk like normal. Put it on, mime grabbing a woman's boobs, then sit back and take it off.

Its okay when I have this on, I can say anything, cause its a joke, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

196 CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken

Al Franken's IT

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

197 >>Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

>>Anyone know who it is?

Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)

198 Next murder is ok because it was for art purposes or because it was a joke.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (g4lFK)

199 Waterloo. I was defeated.

Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

Posted by: Leann Tweeden at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (WHVu+)

200 Mix in a salad......

*ducks, covers, runs for the door.
Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (xttKs)

Heh. I actually had a salad for lunch.

And, yeah, the 1988 model hadn't yet hit 100 pounds so yes I would like that back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (dEQP3)

201 1977 Yearbook: "To my good friend and the best piece of ass I almost had" signed "Roy Moore, future Senatorial candidate in 2017"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

202 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)

203
I knew about Lucretia. You did not want to leave your drink unattended around her. Let's just say.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (6FqZa)

Considering how her brother, father and uncle treated her, I'm not surprised she acted out in that way. She was trying to stay alive in a sea of sharks.

But I wouldn't drink anything she gave me, either.

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (V+V48)

204 I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause. Thank you for that helpful advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (7UW64)

Arugula is MAGIC!!!

Posted by: Baroke Insane Owebama at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (xttKs)

205 I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause.

You cut a head of lettuce in half and shove each half under a breast, I guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)

206 I'm waiting to here what Bill and Hillary Clinton have to say on this. Maybe a seance with Ted Kennedy.

That's generally my moral compass.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (VpIIl)

207 @174: "Have we heard Joe "What Dead Intern?" Scarborough's take on this yet?"

The worst (best) part is that Trump likely guessed and teased both Joe and Mika about sleeping with each other before either of them were willing to admit it.

Nothing else can explain why Joe and Mika slobbered Trump's knob during the primary and so quickly turned on him after he won.

Weird personal shit between the three of them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (I/iGu)

208 "Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer"

If its Diane Feinstein, I hope there's no pics. Yuck.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni)

209 197 >>Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

>>Anyone know who it is?

Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)

She wishes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

210 Does this mean we can go back to being the party of grab ass ??

Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (4u7kU)

211
Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)

Ugh, but CongressXX

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (O98j8)

212
194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?
-----------------
Pelosi gets fingered?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (YV+SU)

213 ...so I said, "You should put some ice on that!"
Thank you! Try the veal and tip your waitress! Good night everybody!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 17, 2017 04:48 PM (O5Q3r)

214 Blumenthal has been accused.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

215 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Mike Cernovich was promising Big Things last night. To the amusement of the Ten Mile Pickle Richard here.

Which isn't to say that Wynona's Restraining Order is wrong.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:48 PM (6FqZa)

216 194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WE5/U)

My top 3 are
1. Marco Robio
2. Tim Kaine
3. Sid Blum...

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (g4lFK)

217 A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal,

I hope someone on the panel then grabbed her tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)"
I'm dying here. Help.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (VpIIl)

218 I haven't been keeping up. Has anyone dubbed Franken "der GropenFuhrer" yet? Because that should totally be his sobriquet in the AOSHQ style guide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (oPNmq)

219 "A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal, because he was a comedian, and as we know from Louis CK, comedians have special license to jerk off in front of women and/or grope them as they sleep."
...............

lol, Ace. The first sentence.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (HgMAr)

220
And, yeah, the 1988 model hadn't yet hit 100 pounds so yes I would like that back please.

Yeah, but weren't you like 3'6"?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (WE5/U)

221 Richard Blumenthal?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

222 I remember it like it was yesterday, my own sexual assault episode.

July 29, 1974. I was just hanging out in London, minding my own business when she grabbed me with both hands and shoved me in her mouth, hard. I felt like I was trapped in a vise or if you will, a sandwich. Then she went to work on me with her mouth, pumping up and down like a piston in a P-51 Mustang's engine. All teeth and tongue she was. A real beast. Then she swallowed, and I held on for dear life as she pumped her throat muscles with full force. But I held on, Boy! I really held on. She then grunted, fell over and flopped around on the floor like a trout. But I had won. Yes, I showed her who was boss.

Posted by: Ham In Mama Cass's Samwich at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (nUkMr)

223 Mark Warner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (YV+SU)

224 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)

How many times did Drudge have up stories about that porn guy that was accused of rape? James Deen or whomever.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (xttKs)

225 "214 Blumenthal has been accused.
Posted by: IC"

Well at least he has a reputation for being truthful about his past.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

226 >>Richard Blumenthal?

You are gonna love his Dick.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (QvNX2)

227 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Are we no longer doing phrasing?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (3/f2v)

228 214 Blumenthal has been accused.

No. Freaking. Way.

DICK "Stolen Valor" Blumenthal? That guy?

Oh please please PLEASE be so...

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (NYS7S)

229 Linda Flores has accussed Sen Blumenthal of doing something to her from almost 40 years ago, if I understand the tweets correctly. When they worked in the same law firm.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IVu)

230
Dick "Bloomin' Onion" Blumenthal? The guy whose experience "in country" consisted of staffing Toys for Tots donation centers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (O98j8)

231 >>>Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Um...isn't that basically his job?

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (q177U)

232 209 197 >>Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

>>Anyone know who it is?

Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)

She made me feel her through her pantires

Posted by: John Merrick at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (4u7kU)

233 Can you imagine finding out Pelosi was the "life" of the party, so to speak.

Actually strike that. It's heading towards dinner time.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (VpIIl)

234 Blumenthal should be forgiven,poor guy has PTSD from pretending to be in 'Nam...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (LiyEm)

235 A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal,

I hope someone on the panel then grabbed her tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)"
.............

Wouldn't they have to reach under the table?

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

236 I'd do her with her glasses on, or off. Doesn't matter, is that wrong? You know if they told me that was wrong when I started here......

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (6Ll1u)

237 190 Leann Tweeden: Al Franken is an apple.
CNN panel: No, he's a banana! Banana! Banana!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (EzdLW)

With a greasy black peel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (7UW64)

238 Richard Blumenthal?

Yeah Woman on Twitter called him out about his BS about Roy Moore & mentioned it

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (y3aQB)

239 Sheldon Whitehouse?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (YV+SU)

240 Has CNN's Brook Baldwin chimed in?

Just the word "boob" sends her into a tizzy. I mean, seeing Al Franken's claws on another woman's chest must enrage her, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)

241 I would buy the popcorn for Blumenthal

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (aC6Sd)

242 I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause. Thank you for that helpful advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK

It's in the dressing.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (326rv)

243 Blumenthal, the Stolen Valor dickhead?

This is my shocked face. Well, okay, you can't see my shocked face. But it is, I assure you, shocked. I might even have blinked.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (6FqZa)

244 her emails (Flores) make it sound like he (Blumenthal) raped her multiple times when she was an intern.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

245 >>>>"it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake."

Ever
been to a USO show? If you touched the cheesecake you would be home in
the brig on an Article 134 so fast you could probably still smell her
perfume. And the MP's fist.
.
.
.You couldn't even get close enough to the cheesecake to touch it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (+Dllb)

246 Somebody needs to accuse John Kerry of molestation, saying the incident was seared - seared, mind you - into her memory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (YqDXo)

247 229 Linda Flores has accussed Sen Blumenthal of doing something to her from almost 40 years ago, if I understand the tweets correctly. When they worked in the same law firm.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IV

In country, no doubt

Posted by: see me, touch me at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (4u7kU)

248 218 I haven't been keeping up. Has anyone dubbed Franken "der GropenFuhrer" yet? Because that should totally be his sobriquet in the AOSHQ style guide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (oPNmq)

Ace declared him Gropey McTonguerape. So I think that wins.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (z/Ubi)

249 seems to me Congress critters need those pamphlets
European countries hand out to muslim refugees - picture guides to what
is rape, harrasemetn, etc

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

I guess that poor Syrian chap at the Berlin Zoo didn't get his. Or he would have known it's OK to rape nubile young blonde German girls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (oPNmq)

250 "My top 3 are
1. Marco Robio
2. Tim Kaine
3. Sid Blum..."

Not that it means everything, but Rubio has a pretty hot wife with big boobs. Not him.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

251 216 194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WE5/U)

My top 3 are
1. Marco Robio
2. Tim Kaine
3. Sid Blum...
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (g4lFK)

What do I win?

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (g4lFK)

252
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

In my perfect world it'll be John McCain

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (lKyWE)

253 "214 Blumenthal has been accused.

Posted by: IC"
"

The headlines write themselves;

"I Was Assaulted by Dick"

"Dick, Accused of Assault"

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

254 Al Franken was a comedian? All I ever saw was the creepy Smalley guy - not funny.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (oAlzZ)

255 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM

Liz Warren. (I denounce myself)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (aHLmf)

256
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Tim Kaine. Little Cindy Lu Who has him dead to rights. "It wasn't only his heart that grew three sizes that day," she sobbed to reporters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (O98j8)

257 Lighten up on Dick "dick" Blumenthal.

That winter working on Toys for Tots is seared into his mind. Seared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)

258 >>>66

She should have her own network news show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)

I'm liking her a lot.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (V+b9T)

259 Looks like Blumenthal might be next up to be in the hot seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)

260 231 >>>Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Um...isn't that basically his job?
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (q177U)

For him if there is video evidence then it's not proof.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (z/Ubi)

261 Sid.... Dick. Easy to confuse.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (g4lFK)

262 If you can't tell your Sid from your Dick.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:55 PM (7UW64)

263 261 Sid.... Dick. Easy to confuse.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (g4lFK)

The difference is that no one calls Dick a "Sid."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

264 You couldn't even get close enough to the cheesecake to touch it.

Hey, man I saw the director's cut of Apocalypse Now, they were all hookers!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)

265 1. Marco Robio

Only if it involves a park or Wash Ave

Posted by: see me, touch me at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4u7kU)

266 http://bit.ly/2hGHj7k

Tweet from Woman accusing Dick Blumenthal

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (y3aQB)

267 the Clown News Network
...........

You misspelled Nose

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

268 I earned my nickname honestly.

Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (326rv)

269
All those senators look alike anyway. How do you tell them apart?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4XCge)

270 Ace has a poll up on his twitter. For the ladies.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)

271 These guys always protect each other. They see the rest of us as an inferior race.

Posted by: Jihadi at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (yhzDg)

272 "You couldn't even get close enough to the cheesecake to touch it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (+Dllb)"
Let me tell you about some of the 31b's I know brother...I wouldn't trust them with my bad of Cheetos.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (VpIIl)

273 So according to Dems I get one free grope......Looks around....rubs hands together in evil fashion........Hmmmm......

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (aHLmf)

274 All those senators look alike anyway. How do you tell them apart?

By smell?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (6FqZa)

275 I will happily identify as a comedian if it gives me license to squeeze Leeann Tweeden's magnificent breasts and French kiss her.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (bD2SM)

276 Yeah, but weren't you like 3'6"?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (WE5/U)

No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)

277 You've got to love the way this is playing out. Imagine the scene at DNC HQ:

"For Christ's sake, feather the sexual harassment shit! They're killing us with it! We've got to come up with another bullshit tack that they won't stick up our asses in the next news cycle!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

278 The best answer to anything Democrats say from now on is to simply post that photo of Senator Handsy being handsy.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (3myMJ)

279 I mentioned in the previous thread that Murderin' Joe Scarborough actually has a Christmas album coming out, "Drumpf Christmas."

You won't believe who the songs mock.

Talk about the war on Christmas.

Trump is living rent-free in Joe's tiny little mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

280 273 So according to Dems I get one free grope......Looks around....rubs hands together in evil fashion........Hmmmm......
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (aHLmf)

Just remember that Gushka and Tammy both have husbands than could probably rip out your spleen bare handed.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (z/Ubi)

281 Is that one free grope per woman?

Posted by: MAGA at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (b2MDE)

282 "No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)"Unpossible. We were told you were a midget. Excuse me, height challenged.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

283
No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)

Is that current height?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

284 Is that one free grope per woman?
---

You have to grope them once, to find out if they like it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (4XCge)

285 AtC any pictures from back than?Maybe in a cheerleader outfit...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (LiyEm)

286 243 Blumenthal, the Stolen Valor dickhead?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
______

Dick "Stolen Valor" Blumental or Dick "Stolen Honor" Blumenthal?

Both a floor wax and a dessert topping?

Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (j+dfT)

287
No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

So you're pretty much doll-size with bright red hair.
Are you, by chance, Raggedy Ann?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WE5/U)

288 I'm trying to picture the CO who had to ask which one of his pilots who drew the cock pick in the sky. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (aHLmf)

289 Joe Scarborough is just bitter because his husband is bitter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (LaZum)

290 My mother was five feet tall. She was a sweetie, but you did NOT want to mess with her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (PY9jH)

291 Al Franken was a comedian? All I ever saw was the creepy Smalley guy - not funny.

--

Saturday Night Live, circa '75. Franken and Davis. On stage. Davis slapping a wet, soaked sponge onto Franken's face, whose head was wrapped in bandages because he had a "brain tumor" and needed to be revived every 30 seconds. See, isn't that just hilarious?!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mQ0Mc)

292
Who had Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls when they were kids?

One of my sisters did.

She also had Tumbelina.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (WE5/U)

293 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)

That disgusting pig thought it was okay to stick his dirty fingers up the ____ of any woman wearing a dress at any event. I'm not a fan of sexual assault, whatever profession the woman is involved in.

Low class stuff. Actually kind of lower than low.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)

294
Dick Blumenthal, Eliot Spitzer's only slightly less creepy brother from another mother?

OT: If I were an ornithologist and were I to discover a new species of Swallow, I would assert my naming rights and insist on naming it "Spitzer's Swallow".

Thank you very much!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 05:02 PM (pNxlR)

295 I just measured my coat. It's five-feet too!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

296 CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken

Who the hell would want to molest Al Franken?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

297 I conquered coke weenie! Send $20 for my exclusive How To book.

Posted by: Sen. Al Smalleye at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)

298 293 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)

That disgusting pig thought it was okay to stick his dirty fingers up the ____ of any woman wearing a dress at any event. I'm not a fan of sexual assault, whatever profession the woman is involved in.

Low class stuff. Actually kind of lower than low.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)

A porn actor not the soul of propriety? Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

299 No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet"

Aw, isn't that cute. She thinks she's five feet...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (MINbv)

300 289 Joe Scarborough is just bitter because his husband is bitter.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (LaZum)

And has a much bigger dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

301 282 "No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)"Unpossible. We were told you were a midget. Excuse me, height challenged.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

What's wrong with 5 foot tall? The way the Horde acts I thought you were 4 foot 5 tops.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (g4lFK)

302 owie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

------

Gillinbrand?

Posted by: MAGA at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (b2MDE)

303 Who would of thought that Woody Allen's "son" was the one to cause such a shitstorm? After calling him a newbie lightweight, he went out and did the story that others covered up. Maybe he is Frank's kid.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (6Ll1u)

304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

305 Well, this is a particularly uplifting thread.

Jeez, the roll'n'lol.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (14URa)

306 The best is gonna be when they soft-soap Franken in one segment then turn around and blast trump in the next

Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 17, 2017 05:05 PM (GSJcT)

307
I earned my nickname honestly.
Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal

In Viet Nam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

308 304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
________

Hater.

Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2017 05:05 PM (j+dfT)

309 Ron Jeremy is worth a couple of million I believe. Bye bye millionaire status Ron.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (g4lFK)

310 Can't find anything about Blumenthal on Bing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

311 I have no earthly idea how I managed to attract WeaselWoman, but having managed to stumble into that deal, I sure as holy hell would never do anything to jeopardize it. Like squeezing other women's girl parts.

Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (Sfs6o)

312 unaccompanied children" program"

Well, depends on what "children" means.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (MINbv)

313 Gene Simmons banned from Fox:

"Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with FoxNews.com's entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.

"Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.
*********************

Posted by: SoSueMe genuine native American at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (V86aL)

314 Who is this Blumenthal Dick?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (3myMJ)

315 304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He meant "unaccompanied by their parole officers."

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

316 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.
............

Ooh! Ooh! *waves hands in air*

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)

317 A porn actor not the soul of propriety? Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah, but you'd think he'd be able to separate reality from fantasy. Fantasy is before the camera. Both parties being paid for the performance. Reality is on the convention floor.

The inability to separate reality from fantasy is going to end him up in jail.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (ajiE5)

318 265 1. Marco Robio

Only if it involves a park or Wash Ave
Posted by: see me, touch me at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4u7kU)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (g4lFK)

319 That disgusting pig thought it was okay to stick his dirty fingers up the ____ of any woman wearing a dress at any event. I'm not a fan of sexual assault, whatever profession the woman is involved in.

Low class stuff. Actually kind of lower than low.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)

Penetration is rape.

BuhBye, creep. Have fun in prison.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (7UW64)

320 Would the OMB be responsible for the slush fund?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (AXqh8)

321 Yeah, but you'd think he'd be able to separate reality from fantasy. Fantasy is before the camera. Both parties being paid for the performance. Reality is on the convention floor.

The inability to separate reality from fantasy is going to end him up in jail.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (ajiE5)

C'mon, he's a method actor. Probably studied under Lee Strasberg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

322 "Gene Simmons banned from Fox:"

If McCartney did the same stuff they'd all talk about how cute it was. "He's such a scamp!"

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (3myMJ)

323 79 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (cAXIk)

She claims to be a fiscal conservative on Wiki. I zoomed into the chest area of one of her photos there--to see her necklace, obviously--and it had a B-17 pendant on it. I think i'm in love.

Posted by: Keith at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (USf3s)

324 Ha ha. Juan Williams spinning for Baggage Handler #2, on The Five. He was busted and had to settle on a sex harassment charge 15 years ago.

Posted by: redenzo at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (5wSNN)

325 All those senators look alike anyway. How do you tell them apart?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4XCge)

Swab the stains, then run DNA tests.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (EzdLW)

326 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

They must've dreamed of being in a violent street game in America. Who are we to judge?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (O5Q3r)

327 Me thinks they do protest too much, no?

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (JZJ9v)

328
Ron Jeremy is worth a couple of million I believe. Bye bye millionaire status Ron.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (g4lFK)

I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

329 313 Gene Simmons banned from Fox:

"Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with FoxNews.com's entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.

"Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.
*********************

Posted by: SoSueMe genuine native American at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (V86aL)

Man knows how to deliver an encore

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (g4lFK)

330 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

I'm surprised it's only a third of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

331 I take offense that you call CNN the Clown News Network. lol

Posted by: Bozo at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (D545H)

332 I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

Apparently degeneracy weighs heavily on a guy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (7UW64)

333 have any of Moores accusers made a sworn statement?

Posted by: Avi at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (V0HI0)

334 Here's the thing. And I say this as someone who lived in LA from the age of about 23 until last month. If you are shocked by ANY of this, you need to get out more. It's just local custom.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (14URa)

335 313 Gene Simmons banned from Fox:

"Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with FoxNews.com's entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.

"Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.

Now if he'd done at CNN or MSNBC, that could be some truly epic video.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

336 250----Not that it means everything, but Rubio has a pretty hot wife with big boobs. Not him.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
-------------------------
Sorry. That means NOTHING.
But I suspect it's someone who hasn't been subject to as much op research.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (0jtPF)

337 328
Ron Jeremy is worth a couple of million I believe. Bye bye millionaire status Ron.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (g4lFK)

I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

That's how he saved up to millionaire status. By being the cheapest most frugal fuck the world has ever known.

There was a story written about it years ago.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (g4lFK)

338 Swab the stains, then run DNA tests"
Won't work. Like West Virginia, there's not enough different DNA...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (MINbv)

339 Only 7 who say he didn't grope them?

What about the rest of his co-workers? Obviously, he must have groped them.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (o7l6R)

340 Mike Thernovich ith mithing another thuthpenth date. I thwrar thome guyth are tho dithappointing!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (QbqXy)

341 There was a book written about guys like Jeremy.

"The Millionaire Next Door In The Cardboard Box"

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:13 PM (3myMJ)

342
There was a story written about it years ago.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (g4lFK)

Wouldn't be the first guy like that I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:13 PM (lKyWE)

343 336 250----Not that it means everything, but Rubio has a pretty hot wife with big boobs. Not him.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
-------------------------
Sorry. That means NOTHING.
But I suspect it's someone who hasn't been subject to as much op research.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (0jtPF)

Plus the rumors came out during the primary that he met his wife at the infamous south beach bubble parties where nude men would frolic in a pool filled with bubbles and women would watch the acts from above.

Hence Chris Christie calling him bubble boy.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (g4lFK)

344 I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

You're being generous. I believe, based on what a friend told me, he's the ugliest porn star ever. Doesn't he even own a mirror?

I mean he's like the islamists over in Europe who think it's perfectly okay to molest women.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5)

345 Ghostrider this is VooDoo1 requesting a penis drawing.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (aHLmf)

346 116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them
They sound Hideous.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

Hey Scooter, that's my line.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (Jj+59)

347 "Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled
open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to
the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes,
and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive
comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound
their heads made when struck.

*********************

Posted by: SoSueMe genuine native American at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (V86aL)

Hell, Gene once propositioned Terry Gross during an interview on Fresh Air.

Talk about taking one for the team, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:15 PM (2K6fY)

348 It's 5:20PM. Have you molested a women today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:15 PM (SjImc)

349 I predict many Leeann posters on bedroom walls

Like Farrah Fawcett in the 70s

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (ntWkQ)

350 Is it just me or is Juan getting stupider by the minute?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (SjImc)

351 Mutht be pwactithing hith guwilla mindthet...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (QbqXy)

352 #Metoo. Unless you're one of those icky conservative bitches, then you deserve the molestin'!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (aHLmf)

353 Mike Thernovich ith mithing another thuthpenth date. I thwrar thome guyth are tho dithappointing!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (QbqXy)

Please translate in non Shareblue tactics.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

354 Fox banned Gene Simmons? Sheesh. I wish they'd ban Shremp. I like Gene. The other one not so much.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (lwiT4)

355
That's how he saved up to millionaire status. By being the cheapest most frugal fuck the world has ever known.

It's not like he has to spend money to get women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

356 Here's the thing. And I say this as someone who lived in LA from the age of about 23 until last month. If you are shocked by ANY of this, you need to get out more. It's just local custom.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (14URa)
*********************

Six years in LA. Damn.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (V86aL)

357 Gene Simmons a rocker who painted his face and did drugs is acting juvenile? The hell you say

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

358 Has Don Lemon cried yet (today?)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (aHLmf)

359 You're being generous. I believe, based on what a friend told me, he's the ugliest porn star ever. Doesn't he even own a mirror?

I mean he's like the islamists over in Europe who think it's perfectly okay to molest women.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5

He was in a bit better shape in the 70's than he is now, where his shape is round. Apparently the only thing he molested more than women over the years is the Kraft Services tables.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

360 Ron Jeremy and Gene Simmons started out as HS teachers

True shit

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (ntWkQ)

361 Please translate in non Shareblue tactics.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

Cernovitch has a speech impediment that the never-Trumpers like to make fun of.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (yzxic)

362 has Jones commented yet as to whether Franke and Blumenthal should resign?

Posted by: Avi at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (V0HI0)

363 I dunno BSG, the joke fell flat the last couple of times. Gonna keep trying or give it up as a loss?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (2K6fY)

364 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

So not Dreamers, but livin' the Dream anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (oPNmq)

365 I keep getting Gene Simmons mixed up with the exercise guy with weird hair wearing short shorts....

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

366 Gene Simmons never even drank.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (LiyEm)

367 -
--

It's 5:20PM. Have you molested a women today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:15 PM

----------------

Sybil?

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (pMGkg)

368 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet
Posted by: Ignoramus"

She was pretty vocal about supporting Bush during the Iraq war. I think part of Franken's motivation was to humiliate someone he perceived as "the other" politically. He's a real POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

========

I don't doubt it, but in that case it would have been nice for her to have come forward during his 2008 campaign and spare the nation his terms.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (/qEW2)

369 Gene Simmons fought in the Mossad. True or False.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

370 >>>Cernovitch has a speech impediment that the never-Trumpers like to make fun of.

Them too?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (QbqXy)

371 Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

He thinks he is Cool, But really just a Room Temperature IQ Window Licker

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

372 You're being generous. I believe, based on what a friend told me,
he's the ugliest porn star ever. Doesn't he even own a mirror?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5

There's a reason his nickname is "The Hedgehog".

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (yzxic)

373 Gene Simmons fought in the Mossad. True or False.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

I think false but his mom was a death camp survivor.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (2K6fY)

374 Ugh.

Out.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (3myMJ)

375 I think false but his mom was a death camp survivor.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (2K6fY)
===============

Yes, I remember that now.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (lwiT4)

376 365 I keep getting Gene Simmons mixed up with the exercise guy with weird hair wearing short shorts....

Richard Simmons.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:21 PM (3/f2v)

377 >>>He thinks he is Cool, But really just a Room Temperature IQ Window Licker

Random Capitalizations are Clearly a sign of a Higher Intellect.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:21 PM (QbqXy)

378 I believe was born in Israel.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (LiyEm)

379
I've actually read that the porn 'actresses' demand (and receive) twice their normal rate of pay to be in a scene with ol' Ron.

His nickname is 'Hedgehog' iirc. Or Warthog. Nothing very affirmative.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (ajiE5)

380
Richard Simmons.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:21 PM (3/f2v)

Another guy who has been accused of molesting young males

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)

381 I keep getting Gene Simmons mixed up with the exercise guy with weird hair wearing short shorts....

She was great in "Spartacus".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (O5Q3r)

382 I believe was born in Israel.

Yep His real Name is Chaim Witz

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (y3aQB)

383 Is that current height?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying liar.

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (dEQP3)

384 Mike Thernovich ith mithing another thuthpenth date. I thwrar thome guyth are tho dithappointing!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (QbqXy)

You're mumbling again, Sonny. Spit that dick out, and start over.

Posted by: BSG guy's Mom at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (oPNmq)

385 The poor porn stars that actually had to bang Ron Jeremy truly earned their money. I mean I would think cleaning out septic tanks would be more enjoyable. Ish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (aHLmf)

386 Another guy who has been accused of molesting young males

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)
================

Noooooo! I'm - I'm flabbergasted!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (lwiT4)

387 ***snicker***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (QbqXy)

388 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (O5Q3r)

389 So creepy.
So Soviet.

*invokes the "5 o' clock Somewhere" rule; opens a beer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (Ktb8D)

390 Gene Simmons molested Lois Griffin.

https://youtu.be/RR5aljFSaME

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (yzxic)

391 383 Is that current height?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying liar.

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (dEQP3)

Do you bring your stepstool with you to the DMV?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (z/Ubi)

392 The Blumenthal story looks like it might be a hoax.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (V+b9T)

393 And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick

:-(

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (3/f2v)

394 383

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (LiyEm)

395 89 There, I said it and I feel so much better now. Oh, and she was extremely attractive to boot.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (7+m9y)

They all look good when you're only 5 years old.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (o7l6R)

396 So new rules rape, grope, molest rules:
Must touch only one tit of sleeping woman.
Dominican Republic 13 yo are fair game.
If you don't f!ck an actress on your couch, someone else will.
Better puts some ice on that cures rape.
Jacking off in front of others while telling jokes.
Dead secretaries are not much fun.
Interns hymens are made for breaking.
Interns mouth are made dicks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (0W8QL)

397 Good. Let the Usual Suspects defend him.

Let the Congress give him a slap on the wrist.

It will mean Roy Moore will win, and win easily.

Most people aren't paying attention to politics, but they do have an innate sense of what is FAIR. Unequal treatment is part of the reason Hillary lost, and Trump won.

Every week that passes that this unfair treatment is obvious is another week that people who barely pay attention start to see the bias. And start to question what they are told by their "betters".

So GO! Defend him. Give him a pass. PLEASE.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (LDV7V)

398 My Mom wanted me to be a comedian.

Posted by: Phildirt at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (pw0qI)

399 371 Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

He thinks he is Cool, But really just a Room Temperature IQ Window Licker
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

Never cared about being cool. IQ is 140. Interesting that you reply when I bring up Shareblue using thief tactics as well.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (g4lFK)

400 Circle the wagons. All the non Playboy Playmate type women who worked for Al say he never hit on him. Although he's a foolish little shmuck at least he didn't hit on the ugly ones.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 17, 2017 05:44 PM (Sda6L)

401 304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

Oh really? In that case, I hereby order them released immediately on their own recognizance.

Posted by: some Hawaiian judge at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (5sQ8t)

402 I like my Frankenfurters medium well thank you.

Burp.

Posted by: Joey Jprdan Salbury at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (LilNs)

403
Sung to the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" From the sound of Music:He'll ram his tongue right down your throat,When supposed to fake a kiss.His fingers like to roam and rushWhen your in sleeping bliss,And when you call him on it,He'll answer just like this:Why can't you take a joke your just so silly!How do solve a problem like Al Franken?How do you make it all go away?The media likes to say,Al really ought to stay,We can't have him damage our Democrat brand:How do solve a problem like Al Franken!...How do you keep his senate seat,In our hands...

Some days I'm just inspired.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at November 17, 2017 05:58 PM (HPNqc)

404 Difference to CNN between Democratic offenders and Republican ones: CNN will search for people to exonerate the Democrat, but try to find more people to accuse the Republican.

Posted by: MW at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (wNx6K)

405 Any takers on a bet Blumenthal used this opportunity to anonymously "self-report" to trick people into believing he has actually touched a woman? Clearly, everyone saw through the hoax...

Posted by: American at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (ymyTW)

406 And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.

Posted by: alexthechick

:-(
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (3/f2v)
Fixed for accuracy.( * Y * )

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (mJ8mX)

407 A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal, because he was a comedian

So, what? When Trump got caught on a hot mic in the Access Hollywood recording, he wasn't a politician, either. He was a game show personality, and there are no moral standards for those, and it was just words, not an actual groping of an actual woman, so why was the tape as bad as the Holocaust in the eyes of the Left?

The only difference is that, while conservatives have principles, liberals have tactics.

Posted by: Socratease at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (FqHs5)

408 You meant 'SUPER good at The Thinking' Ace.

Posted by: Abiss at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (L6Zpd)

409 Lay back and think of Planned Parenthood.

- CNN

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 17, 2017 07:13 PM (6n332)

410 Why are most reporters Press-byterian?

Posted by: Minerva at November 17, 2017 08:15 PM (i6uMt)

411 Somehow, I doubt that these " seven former female staffers" were PLAYBOY QUALITY.

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at November 18, 2017 09:07 AM (uiIpX)

412 I'm a comedian too! People have been known to laugh at my jokes and comments. I disavow all responsibility for past actions that may have caused pain or discomfort for others. Deal with it. (The new rules are for everyone.)

Posted by: TitanTom at November 18, 2017 10:06 AM (GWLOC)

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