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Grab Bag ONT

Weirddave the COB
The wonderful wonderful COB
Whenever he gets in a fix
he reaches into his bag of trix
Weirddave the the COB
The wonderful wonderful COB
You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache
your heart will go pitter pat
That's Weirddave, he's the wonderful COB

Lets see what the bag of ONT trix holds tonight, eh? Bag's a little bare, I had a whole week's worth of links and stuff for tonight and tomorrow's ONT ready, but a browser crash made me lose it all, so I'm starting from scratch. Maybe we can start with the perils of aerial photography.

Water Main.jpg

Nothing to See Here


Just a flying snake, NBD, amirite?



Everything Old is New Again


The Fanny Pack Has Returned


Fanny.jpg

First of all, no, it hasn't. Second of all, that's not a fanny pack. The correct name for that particular accessory is “purse”. No matter how much the press may push it, men are not going to start wearing romphims accessorized with a “fanny pack” (purse). Some pajama boy males might, but we men won't be doing that.

Warning: Broken Cat



WANT!


Sadly, Business Insider says that these start at 50 grand. The beauty of the free market is that in ten years we'll all have one. (Now that I replaced the BI tweet with this clip, I see the narrator said the same thing about costs coming down. I thought of it first though. Nya-nya) Still, part of me is screaming...

SUATMM.jpg


On a Serious Note

People for sale

CNN does some excellent actual reporting here, getting a hidden camera into a Libyan slave auction. I often have the same thought when I run across someone spouting the critical theory garbage about the west being uniquely tainted as guilty because of our history of slavery, “Wait, that's exactly backwards”. Slavery has been, and throughout much of the world remains, a human constant. Western culture is unique in the history of the world in that it is the only dominant culture that has made a vigorous and determined effort to stamp out and eliminate slavery. Africa? The Middle East? Asia? Slavery flourishes to this day in all of these regions. Traditional Judeo-Christian values, coming out of the enlightenment, created an abolitionist movement that declared slavery was evil and wrong. It had the guts and fortitude to continue to push this belief against the entrenched mores of the day, up to and including engaging in a terrible civil war within the dominant racial group to end it. Uniquely tainted? Hardly. What's historically unique to the west is ending slavery.

Grandma Would Have Wanted it This Way

Looks like Florida Man is on vacation...

Cousins.jpg


DAs Gone Wild


Fired Assistant DA Jody Warner Accuses Uber Driver of Scaring Her. Oh, Please.

Scathing Op-ed about a DA who drunkenly abused her Uber driver. Most interesting thing I learned? The Dallas Observer allows their editorial board to use the word “Fuck” in their opinion pieces.


No Way For This To End Badly

Here's a clip of an AI learning how to walk completely on its own. Pair that with the backflipping robot Ace linked earlier.....


Tonight's ONT brought to you by updated movie scenes:

QP.jpg

The Yahoo Group identifies as كافر

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:28 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening, WeirdDave.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2017 09:30 PM (eIQHF)

2 Nice work, WD!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

3 Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 16, 2017 09:32 PM (Ktb8D)

4 The water main burst is...unfortunate.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2017 09:33 PM (eIQHF)

5 I didn't know madaqat al-riba'. Looks like construct-state which I'm not sure applies to "quarter of a pound-er".

ma' al-jaban is "with the cheese" which I'll grant is proper.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

6 Water main bursts aren't pretty. In fact they can give you the shivers.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 16, 2017 09:33 PM (12Vsr)

7 That Alabama couple... yeah, uh, nope.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

8 Mmmm. Lasers

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 09:34 PM (IcT7t)

9 Top 15?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 16, 2017 09:35 PM (lwKRt)

10 It's not a purse. It's a pouch. Master Po's pouch.

Posted by: Kaine at November 16, 2017 09:35 PM (cGz5Q)

11 Wow, top 10! Even better... Thanks WD for the links...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 16, 2017 09:36 PM (lwKRt)

12 good night horde

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 09:36 PM (hMwEB)

13 In before grump, the scorpion, and CB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

14 /re the rust-remover: it might un-rust the iron, but wouldn't the metal stress damage and all the little holes in the ex-rust, still, make the now 100% iron doorstop useless?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:37 PM (6FqZa)

15 Tradition Judeo-Christian values, coming out of the enlightenment, created an abolitionist movement that declared slavery was evil and wrong.

++++

Was there a significant Jewish element to the abolitionist movement? I'm not trying to start anything, but I thought it was very much a Christian thing. Not an expert by any means, so put some knowledge to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 09:38 PM (pvjTE)

16 Too bad you couldn't sublimate those cousins with the rust removal laser. That would be $500K well spent.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2017 09:38 PM (eIQHF)

17 I don't claim to be the most masculine of men, but I do not, have not, and will not wear a fanny pack. Period.

Posted by: T at November 16, 2017 09:39 PM (MmeCn)

18 The last picture is funny because it's true.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 16, 2017 09:39 PM (60v4h)

19 Thanks for the ONT.

What did the building say to the intersection?
This has never happened to me before- I swear!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2017 09:40 PM (rb1zT)

20 Postmeridian greetings, fappers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

21 I wear a fanny pack on occasion. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 16, 2017 09:41 PM (60v4h)

22 That rust-eating laser is a real game changer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (oVJmc)

23 16. Nahhh.....that's why Tengri gave us trebuchets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (fA1SL)

24 Was there a significant Jewish element to the abolitionist movement?

Ashkenazi Jews did join the Union side in the Civil War, if that counts. Mostly, er, Marxists though. Al Benson and Walter Donald Kennedy wrote a book about that, "Lincoln's Marxists".

Sephardic Jews were well-established in New York and in several Southern states by then, mostly on the slave-states' side. Judah Benjamin being the famous one.

Mediterranean Jews were heavily involved in the trade side of slavery. They never formed any significant abolitionist movement in Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Portugal etc.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

25 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (hyuyC)

26 I love a premature ONT. Thank you, Weirddave the COB!

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (14URa)

27 That Alabama couple... yeah, uh, nope.

Maybe between the two of them you'd have a full set of chromosomes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (tRaq7)

28 The aerial photo. Asymmetrical you-know-whats!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 16, 2017 09:43 PM (3myMJ)

29 Even the green bush is anatomically correct.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 09:43 PM (g4lFK)

30 I can see the Navy using that laser onboard ships. Aircraft, not so much.

Great ONT, WD.

It's a Brave New World in Florida.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

31 I have the shivers from the flying snakes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 16, 2017 09:44 PM (60v4h)

32 Maybe between the two of them you'd have a full set of chromosomes.

and set of teeth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 16, 2017 09:44 PM (60v4h)

33 Please tell me the first picture is a photoshop.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2017 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

34 I'm hung better.

Posted by: The Ypsilanti, MI Water Tower at November 16, 2017 09:45 PM (JyFLk)

35 Somebody will use that laser on themselves going for that dolphin smooth look and feel.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 09:46 PM (g4lFK)

36 I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sambo at November 16, 2017 09:47 PM (CwNIZ)

37 Luv the little AI schlong with legs running around all on its own...

Rather symbolic don't you think, al-Franken?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:47 PM (tRaq7)

38
Around here they think you're ordering the Quarter Pounder with Extra Cheese. Or they'll tell you it already comes with cheese.

Training.

Posted by: TheSev at November 16, 2017 09:47 PM (Av8i6)

39
IF that is a fanny pack, he is wearing it incorrectly.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 09:48 PM (4XCge)

40 Where's all the white teenage girls at?

Posted by: Judge Roy Moore, I AM THE MAN! at November 16, 2017 09:48 PM (S6Pax)

41 I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sambo at November 16, 2017 09:47 PM (CwNIZ)


Now you get to say to him: "I crap bigger 'n you."

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (T71PA)

42 Ok Rickl, yes it's a Photoshop. But apparently Google Earth is in on the gag as well.

Posted by: The Ypsilanti, MI Water Tower at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (JyFLk)

43 I wish the preachers had beat up the reporters in Alabama and then just claimed they were doing hands-on ministering.

Posted by: Jmel at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (z8hjD)

44 The two horny cousins in that photo--I mean, how can you blame them? How could they resist; they're both so hot-looking, a couple of real dreamboats.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (LQLeS)

45 So grandma said, "Over my dead body!"

Posted by: Cousin #1 at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (cGz5Q)

46 35
Somebody will use that laser on themselves going for that dolphin smooth look and feel.

Posted by: Monk

Great Idea!
And it probably kills old STDs, right?!?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstain at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (OJ0uh)

47 The correct term for that particular accessory is "purse".

I thought it was "messenger bag"?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (O5Q3r)

48 If Slapweasel shows up, wish him a good night for me.

The rest of you also have a good night. We fight the forces of darkness tomorrow. May you have the sleep of the just, or the sleep of the just after.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (hyuyC)

49 Fanny pack link, the bag on the dud in black in the topmost pic looks like a camera bag to me. But all the other bags pictured look like messenger bags, or something. A fanny pack actually hangs from your waist, over your butt, and has no shoulder strap.


And what AOP knows about fashion, in general, could be engraved on the head of a pin with a one-inch cold chisel, but even I know that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (oPNmq)

50 i think that snake may be a boomslang.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

51 36 I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Sambo at November 16, 2017 09:47 PM (CwNIZ)

It's a ranch. Manure happens.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (tMFgx)

52 36. Iron a crease in them dungarees.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 09:50 PM (lRsoN)

53 good night horde
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!


Geez, what a quitter!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 16, 2017 09:50 PM (S6Pax)

54 I wore a fanny pack to a couple TDY's ot the Philippines. Once the volcano blew and I knew I would never go back there as a GI, I gave it to my (soon to be) wife. Don't the call those bags in the picture a Murse?, for male purse?

Posted by: Bill R. at November 16, 2017 09:50 PM (IuYIh)

55 #43 Speaking of "hands-on ministering."

Posted by: Al Franken, Joe Biden et al. at November 16, 2017 09:51 PM (LQLeS)

56 I was gonna mock the rust removing laser, but then I watched the video, found myself hypnotized by the Aussie/Kiwi accent, and now suddenly so no reason not to spend $50k on something so magical.

Although, I gotta say, if you're gonna drop five figures on a marginally useful piece of shop equipment, then one of those high pressure water jet cutters might be more fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 09:51 PM (I/iGu)

57 G'night, Horde.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 16, 2017 09:51 PM (Ktb8D)

58 as funny as the "article" on those... kissing cousins... is, I'm calling Fake News on it. Only reference I see is worldnewsdailyreport. Which looks sketchy as f*ck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

59 AI runs like a girl.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 16, 2017 09:52 PM (hUqh+)

60 56. Oxy-hydrogen lance or go home.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

61 ****** I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Sambo
========

Has Management issued any edicts about avoiding eye contact?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 16, 2017 09:52 PM (JyFLk)

62 David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving

Might want to wear baggy pants.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:53 PM (6FqZa)

63 Mediterranean Jews were heavily involved in the trade side of slavery. They never formed any significant abolitionist movement in Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Portugal etc.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

++++

Yeah, I know. Lots of Jews in the slave trade, as well as lots of Christians, Muslims, and others. And, of course, there were plenty of Jews in the Civil Rights Movement. Not trying to play a blame game or anything, but it was always my impression that the abolitionist movement was very much the product of some (not all!) Christians.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 09:53 PM (FUu/Z)

64 Was there a significant Jewish element to the abolitionist movement?

BTH already answered, but that's not specifically what I meant. From my Christian POV, Christianity is an extension of Judaism (Some Jews may take issue with this, and I understand and respect that, but at the very least Christianity was started by Jewish heretics). An analogy might be a two story house. If Christianity is the second story, no matter how good you might think it is, it wouldn't be there without the first story supporting it. If the abolitionist movement came out of Christian values, those values owe their existence to their Jewish predecessors, hence "Judeo-Christian".

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2017 09:53 PM (Nyyc4)

65 @36: "I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving."

I recommend leaving a pair of crisply creased jeans hanging on his door knob.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

66 The broken cat is me playing basketball.

Posted by: Johnny at November 16, 2017 09:53 PM (kUotE)

67 I want one of the flying cats depicted in the TV show "Life After People".

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

68 I've been carrying a fanny pack with me for years to put my medication in, in addition to some other things.

Was at a gig one night and my drummer looks at me and says in his Bahstahn accent, "Hey, you don't have an adjustable wrench, do you?" I get my FP, rummage around in it and pull out a small adjustable wrench, which is on a chain with some other tools.

After he gets done with the wrench, he says in Bostonese, "Well, I guess I can't call that thing a fag bag anymore." Heh.

One of those things would be perfect to haul around a certain type of firearm just like the one I lost in that tragic canoeing incident many years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (tRaq7)

69 Oh man, worldnewsdailyreport is absolutely a shit site. Another article over there: USA: DISCOVERY OF 9TH CENTURY QURANIC MANUSCRIPTS PREDATE COLUMBUS TRAVELS BY FIVE CENTURIES

Where's David Brooks? He needs to get his shovel over there. Peeee- yew!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (6FqZa)

70 I'll wait to buy the laser rust cutter when it's for sale at the "As Seen on TV" store.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (LQLeS)

71 36 I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sambo at November 16, 2017 09:47 PM (CwNIZ)

++++

Tell me you are going to use the opportunity to sic a live turkey on him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 09:55 PM (pvjTE)

72 45
So grandma said, "Over my dead body!"


Posted by: Cousin #1 at November 16, 2017 09:49 PM (cGz5Q)

.....and........ we have a winner

Posted by: phoenixgirl...beat the dodgers at November 16, 2017 09:55 PM (0O7c5)

73 Cat video is proof that most felines are clever enough to play off their lack of coordination in jest.

Dogs? Not so much.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 09:55 PM (I/iGu)

74 Erev tov lekholam!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

75 My fanny pack is worn in front. I call it a sporran.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2017 09:56 PM (0tfLf)

76 "I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving."

Have you got one of those horses that acts very gentle but when spooked by, say, someone's hat falling off, goes psycho?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 16, 2017 09:56 PM (3myMJ)

77 I found out today that David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving.

"Today, Mr. Brooks, you'll be ridin' Diablo..."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

78 Evening, Horde!

Now, for a bit of doctrinal nomenclature.

Second of all, that's not a fanny pack. The correct name for that particular accessory is "purse" "fag-bag" .

You're welcome!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 16, 2017 09:58 PM (di1hb)

79 Something about David Brooks tells me he'll never be accused of a sexual assault. Something about the look of him. I'm betting he's asexual.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 09:58 PM (LQLeS)

80 There is something wrong with that cat.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 09:59 PM (4XCge)

81 The very term "fanny pack" sounds effeminate.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 09:59 PM (LQLeS)

82 Let's see those Alabama cousins of mine try to handle that flying snek.

Damn that's creepy. Would be fun with a katana, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:59 PM (tRaq7)

83 Which one is the dude ?

Posted by: jsg at November 16, 2017 09:59 PM (dOPy2)

84 David Brooks is going to be a guest at the ranch I work on after Thanksgiving



Might want to wear baggy pants.

And put some exotic sounding sandwiches on the deli menu. He likes those.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 10:00 PM (O5Q3r)

85 That fanny pack does not seem like a fanny pack. More like a murse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2017 10:00 PM (rb1zT)

86 # 83 Which one is the dude ?

Does it matter?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:00 PM (LQLeS)

87 What pisses the left off is that western civilization decided slavery is wrong and ended it, as their dream is to treat people as property.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 10:00 PM (fVubI)

88 7 That Alabama couple... yeah, uh, nope.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Kinda hard to tell which is the male and which is the female. And you can't go by facial hair. Cousin f**kers might not be able to afford dilapitory.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (+lVUW)

89 One of those things would be perfect to haul around a certain type of firearm just like the one I lost in that tragic canoeing incident many years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (tRaq7)

I was common knowledge that in the days before ccw was prevalent, a geezer with fanny pack in front is packing heat. Guaranteed.
Damn cheap holster, IMO.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (z79tQ)

90 , it wouldn't be there without the first story supporting it.
---
And Islam is the one-hole shitter out back.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (mJ8mX)

91 Top 75

Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (MYss1)

92 Used to carry my cell phone in a fanny pack back in the day....

Posted by: E.T. at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (P1GJy)

93 Question -- is it still a "purse" if it's rigged to carry a firearm?

Because I own a hell of a lot of Maxpedition gear...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (fVubI)

94 Saw a driver holding an "E. J. Dionne" sign at Orlando Airport years ago, and then the little shit E.J. himself walked by me. If I had been wearing a fanny pack, I would have had space to carry a bag of dicks, and I could have handed them to him.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 16, 2017 10:02 PM (JyFLk)

95 Re the Alabama cousins.

All The Trigglypuffs: You go girl!

All The Pajamaboys: Dude, even I wouldn't do that.

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2017 10:02 PM (sE4m0)

96 One of those things would be perfect to haul around a certain type of firearm just like the one I lost in that tragic canoeing incident many years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (tRaq7)

*****

Could stash several derringers in one as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2017 10:02 PM (0tfLf)

97
Once the Navy sees that rust removal gadget, a whole generation of Chief Petty Officers is gonna have conniptions now that they can't get the deck gang scraping paint with hammer and chisel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2017 10:03 PM (eXA4G)

98

I used to have to wear a bum bag.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:03 PM (qGuLD)

99 Might want to wear baggy pants.

And put some exotic sounding sandwiches on the deli menu. He likes those.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 10:00 PM (O5Q3r)

You do not really have to change much. Just call the ham and cheese: Prosciutto and Fromage. He is more interested in the style than the substance anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (rb1zT)

100 Out there, they call them "fanny packs" ...
cuz "fanny" means your arse over there ...

... not yer minge.

*takes bite of Scotch egg"

Posted by: Keith at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (wpC7C)

101 Thanks for the Pulp Fiction meme. That's my belly laugh for the day. Or maybe, to paraphrase Pink Floyd, "It's nearly a laugh, but it's really a cry".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (/qEW2)

102 91 Top 75
Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2017 10:01

*****

Nope.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (0tfLf)

103 Well the lesson here is don't let your cat see people having sex at a damn funeral. Sumbitch won't never be right again.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (zLDYs)

104 Hey everybody!

I saw a license plate today that read:

D844HO

Wow, some people really get around. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (eMKNe)

105

Weirddave the the COB?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (IqV8l)

106 A few hundred years ago, all men wore (not carried) purses. Cutpurse was the term used for a pickpocket.

"It cost me deep in the purse," meant that an item was expensive.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (LQLeS)

107 The Alabama cousins, sure hope they use birth control.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

108 IllTemperedCur

Needle guns are where it's at. And flamespray.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (hyuyC)

109 I don't know what everyone is so upset about.

I would gladly french kiss Al Franken, despite the aftertaste.

Posted by: The ass of a pig with diarrhea at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (eDzo4)

110 Imagine if that Rust Remover would work in making circuit boards.
a) it would simplify masking
b) set up on a plotter and with some programing you could forgo masking all together.
c) if you could plate an egg you could use it for a circuit board, ending the need to make everything flat.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (2K6fY)

111 That rust-eating laser is a real game changer.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 09:42 PM (oVJmc)

The price will have to drop by at least a factor of ten before that happens. Note that except for cleaning up a weld on sheet steel, all the demo work was done on metal with 1/4 section thickness or better. On work of that nature, operating a small industrial sandblaster, I could easily exceed the speed that the laser made. And I am a very occasional user of such equipment. (There are "do-it-yourself" sandblast rental bays in many cities, and for fifty bucks an hour, you can sandblast to your heart's content.)

Now, sandblasting can warp and damage thin sheet metal, like auto body steel, unless a lot of care is taken. The laser might might have an edge there. But the price is off-putting. Restoring an entire car body? Might be better off have it dipped in a chemical rust-remover tank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (oPNmq)

112 My wife accused me of inappropriate touching on our honeymoon.

Posted by: No Respect at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (dOPy2)

113 92 Used to carry my cell phone in a fanny pack back in the day....
Posted by: E.T. at November 16, 2017 10:01 PM (P1GJy)

I'll admit... I still use a fanny pack when I Snow Ski, and when I'm on the Bicycle...

Neither bike shorts nor ski pants have pockets...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (NgKpN)

114 Actually, in the UK 'fanny' means 'pussy'.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (mJ8mX)

115 Me thinks Cousin # 1 is wearing a face over xer face.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (haWye)

116 Hey WeirdDave, can we have a link to Broken Cat?

Posted by: Johnny at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (kUotE)

117 81 The very term "fanny pack" sounds effeminate.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller


And for ladies of a certain age.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (di1hb)

118 That North Korean soldier who recently managed to cross the DMZ and defect is in bad shape...

Via TheDailyCaller:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9cq9rmu


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (e9G8E)

119 Once the Navy sees that rust removal gadget, a whole generation of Chief Petty Officers is gonna have conniptions now that they can't get the deck gang scraping paint with hammer and chisel.

The Navy is trying out a shipborne laser weapon. All the Chiefs need now is a bunch of mirrors and, Viola!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (tRaq7)

120 112 My wife accused me of inappropriate touching on our honeymoon.
Posted by: No Respect at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (dOPy2)

Probably should have not felt up her Maid of Honor....

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (NgKpN)

121
Is it ok to use a satchel?

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:06 PM (qGuLD)

122 psst nerdygirl, it's fake. didn't happen. the male model is back at the rest stop earnin' some extra cash and the female model is back at Applebees winking at the nice chemistry professor.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM (6FqZa)

123 121. What's it made of?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)

124 What's the difference between a handbag and a purse?
In stores they're referred to as handbags.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM (LQLeS)

125 (There are "do-it-yourself" sandblast rental bays in many cities, and for fifty bucks an hour, you can sandblast to your heart's content.)

My brother was restoring an old car back on the family farm when I was a teen, and we rigged up a sand blasting booth in one of the farm buildings. Horrible, horrible process -- got sand in places I didn't get it rolling around on a beach.

(The farm building was the strippin' room. So called because during the winter it was used for stripping the leaves off the stalks of tobacco plants. Dropping the 'g' is NOT optional, even now nearly 40 years after.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM (fVubI)

126 My wife accused me of inappropriate touching on our honeymoon.
Posted by: No Respect at November 16, 2017 10:05 PM (dOPy2)

Two in the pink and one in th Oh no you don't!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 16, 2017 10:08 PM (z79tQ)

127 Hey WeirdDave, can we have a link to Broken Cat?

When it's playing, click the video, then click the twitter bird. A link will come up.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2017 10:08 PM (Nyyc4)

128 I'm not going to have nightmares about flying snakes. No sirree!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (Nwg0u)

129 Evenin' Horde! Finally got a proper stand for the big TV I've had up my sleeve, plus a HD antenna for it. Now I can watch streaming or broadcast in 55 inch glory!

There's a sad tale behind the TV itself. It was a gift for this past Christmas for dad and myself...mostly dad, since he was down to watching TV all day. Our TV stand couldn't fit it, so we couldn't set it up yet...it was going to be done after Christmas.

He never got to watch it.

For you, dad.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (lLeln)

130 Oh wow!
Just found out Paul Anka is performing at my upscale venue, Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts, only three days from today!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (eMKNe)

131 106 A few hundred years ago, all men wore (not carried) purses. Cutpurse was the term used for a pickpocket.

"It cost me deep in the purse," meant that an item was expensive.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (LQLeS)

++++

Same word, different things. The old use of purse was for a little leather bag. Men were not wearing handbags with a strap over their shoulders.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/purse

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (pvjTE)

132 Purses, handbags--
sort of like you can call subs--grinders, po'boys, or hoagies?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (LQLeS)

133 How quaint, the school is located in Dixon, Illinois.

You will never convince me the architect didn't purposely design that Christian Science school to look like a portion of the human anatomy.

Posted by: Blake at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (WEBkv)

134 my nearby upscale venue, that is...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

135 K ty. Android not cooperating.

Posted by: Johnny at November 16, 2017 10:10 PM (kUotE)

136
128 I'm not going to have nightmares about flying snakes. No sirree!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM (Nwg0u)






Wait'll they get a load of me........

Posted by: Leaping Face-Sized Spider at November 16, 2017 10:10 PM (eXA4G)

137 psst nerdygirl, it's fake. didn't happen. the male model is back at the rest stop earnin' some extra cash and the female model is back at Applebees winking at the nice chemistry professor.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM (6FqZa)

And ^^THIS^^is why one drinks, then reads the comments.

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2017 10:10 PM (sE4m0)

138 It's a EUROPEAN!

Posted by: Oedipus at November 16, 2017 10:11 PM (CXLVd)

139 121. What's it made of?


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM


Webbing, or webbing with canvas. Or the cheap nylon replacements.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:11 PM (qGuLD)

140 18 The last picture is funny because it's true.


I don't know if "funny" is the optimal word here....

Posted by: T at November 16, 2017 10:11 PM (MmeCn)

141 Is a sporran considered a purse or a fanny pack?

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 10:11 PM (ANIFC)

142 Nope it hates me, if someone else could paste the link I'd really appreciate it.

Posted by: Johnny at November 16, 2017 10:11 PM (kUotE)

143 Didn't know old left hook Billy Jeff was Christian Science.

Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 10:12 PM (zOpu5)

144 #106 I was watching the Tudor series, "Wolf Hall" and the men wore elaborate decorated purses attached to their belts. The Duke of Norfolk also had reliquaries (containers of saints' relics) dangling from his waist.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:12 PM (LQLeS)

145 139. Canvas and webbing - if milsurp - are acceptable. Veg-tan full-grain leather is always better. YMMV, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:12 PM (fA1SL)

146 I don't think the cat is "broken". It's that when the ball ceases to move the cat realizes it's not alive, it's not potential prey. Hence it loses interest.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

147 Hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

148 Watch out for flying snakes.

Posted by: Arch Hall Sr. at November 16, 2017 10:13 PM (IqV8l)

149
I was wrong about Arthur Brown's 'Fire'. You can get the single track from Amazon for 99 cents. I didn't click through deep enough.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (4XCge)

150 No step on snek.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (fA1SL)

151 Hello? Is this thing on?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

No.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (sE4m0)

152 Funny, I always thought the fanny pack buckled around the waist. That is how my Mom told me to wear it when I had one as a child. Maybe she was shielding me from the horror of the truth...

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (bZ7mE)

153 That AI humanoid looks like it learned to walk from those silly videos of that thing walking to the laundromat and wherever. I do not remember the name, but the thing has been featured on the ONT before.

Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (ZapPq)

154 Look, just don't show that to AtC. She'll NEVER set foot out the door...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (lLeln)

155 #147 Hello? Is this thing on?

Depends on what you mean by "thing."

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:14 PM (LQLeS)

156 These cord cutter, live streaming television services are worth experimenting with just to see how they do commercials differently.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:15 PM (I/iGu)

157 I never knew Christian Scientists were into giving an erection to the God's-eye view.

Posted by: JAS at November 16, 2017 10:15 PM (Oj1RP)

158 147 Hello? Is this thing on?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

Ask Dave.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh)

159 141 Is a sporran considered a purse or a fanny pack?
Posted by: josephistan


Cod clutch?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 16, 2017 10:17 PM (di1hb)

160 Mister Metokur sums up the lawsuit between Maddox and Dick Masterson.

http://tinyurl.com/yb636dbl

Posted by: Thrawn at November 16, 2017 10:17 PM (a1WR4)

161 My brother was restoring an old car back on the
family farm when I was a teen, and we rigged up a sand blasting booth in
one of the farm buildings. Horrible, horrible process -- got sand in
places I didn't get it rolling around on a beach.



(The farm building was the strippin' room. So called because during
the winter it was used for stripping the leaves off the stalks of
tobacco plants. Dropping the 'g' is NOT optional, even now nearly 40
years after.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 10:07 PM (fVubI)

The rental outfits provide you with a supplied-air helmet and heavy gloves. But, yeah, sands gets into everything. And a shower gets rid of it, too. I have a little 2-gallon pressure-pot sandblaster I use here at home. It's finicky to use. If I have a lot of bigger iron to sandblast, I load it up, and go to Consolidated Compressor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (oPNmq)

162 "...the humanoid had an interesting take on walking..."

That's one of the funniest-looking things I've seen in a while. Beats the old "Dancing Baby" by a mile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (tRaq7)

163 I don't where AtC lives, but I'm quite sure that flying snake is invasive there, now... That, and the coconut crab!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (e9G8E)

164 Canvas and webbing - if milsurp - are acceptable. Veg-tan full-grain leather is always better. YMMV, of course.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:12 PM


Can't afford fancy pants leather. Old grenade/ammo satchels, German bread bags with strap. Laptop carrier with strap sometimes. If there's a better way to carry a bottle of liquor around undetected into bars/gigs, I'm open. Guitar case can be problematic.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (qGuLD)

165 160. I saw that. $20 million - and an absolutely hilarious filing from plaintiff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fA1SL)

166 Cat video link.
https://video.tw___.com/ext_tw_video/849064098062979072/
pu/vid/480x480/bQa0WuIbEpgc0Hju.mp4

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:19 PM (FUu/Z)

167 Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (e9G8E)

Well, Tamatoa wasn't always this *glam*; I was a drab little crab once!

Posted by: Tamatoa at November 16, 2017 10:19 PM (a1WR4)

168 Hah! Found a yt vid: https://youtu.be/kTsuTbZ7cJo

Posted by: Johnny at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (kUotE)

169 154 Look, just don't show that to AtC. She'll NEVER set foot out the door...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details!
___________

AtC? That's OK as long as she's in a military transport and wearing Kevlar and I'm just being my lovable goofy self.

Posted by: Al "Ballots in the Trunk" Franken at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (2Omzf)

170 tbodie, I didn't think so... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)

171 Heh. Fixed.

https://video.twIMG.com/ext_tw_video/849064098062979072
/pu/vid/480x480/bQa0WuIbEpgc0Hju.mp4

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (FUu/Z)

172 These cord cutter, live streaming television services are worth experimenting with just to see how they do commercials differently.

I've been warned that those services are an easy way to put malware on your computer. I'd be real careful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (tRaq7)

173 Hex-O-Rama: Witchy Pagan Students; Witchy Trans Make-up Artists; Witchy Black Lesbians

The focus this time: This blog post will turn you into a newt!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14086

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (itfg0)

174 If a man's going to sport a fanny pack, it best have his poncho and woobie in it!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (e9G8E)

175 Where are my friggin' sharks with friggin' rust removing laser beams on their heads?!?!

Oh... they cost 50 biiiiilllllllliiiiion dollars... nevermind.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (rqHtf)

176 Thanks Anon

Posted by: Johnny at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (kUotE)

177 164. Those old bread bags are tye dog's nards - Kraut are fine, so, too, anything from former Warsaw Pact.

Pro tip: East German is damned fine stuff - probably the best kit of the WP. Czech is fine - I own and use a ton of their stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (fA1SL)

178 the female model is back at Applebees winking at the nice chemistry professor.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Uh oh. Does Applebees have an all you can eat apps special? Might lose money on that gal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

179 Yeah, this is what the AI humanoid reminds me of:

http://tinyurl.com/kl52xkw

Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (ZapPq)

180 Earlier, we were promised Yoko in the ONT.

We are disappointed.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)

181 You will never convince me the architect didn't purposely design that Christian Science school to look like a portion of the human anatomy.

Posted by: Blake at November 16, 2017 10:09 PM

That was my thought.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (4XCge)

182 Listening to Marv Albert doing basketball tonight, I can't help but wonder if he and Franken were drinking buddies in the early 90s when both worked at NBC.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM (I/iGu)

183 Good article here from the now-Gustavo Arellano-free OCWeekly, about Fatty Arbuckle. Sex scandals are nothing new in Hollywood.

http://www.ocweekly.com/arts/yesternow-santa-anas-wayward-son-fatty-arbuckle-8575525

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2017 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

184 I wear a bag over my shoulder from time to time. It is what I carry patches and rifle balls in, and is paired with my powder horn.

Pajama boys carry purses. Shirt-tail boys carry shot pouches, and don't you forget it!

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 16, 2017 10:23 PM (bZ7mE)

185 164. Can confirm - old model soviet gas mask cases hold two fifths of vodka with enough room for smokes and a scarf to keep 'em from clanking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

186 I think that AI humanoid is gayer than Milo's hairdresser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2017 10:23 PM (V2Yro)

187 @172: "I've been warned that those services are an easy way to put malware on your computer. I'd be real careful."

I don't mean the scammy weird "free UFC" websites based dark corners of the EU.

The real pay services offered by Hulu DirecTV, Sling, etc., are interesting 'cause they can micro target commercials on a viewer-by-viewer level more efficiently than cable.

You can tell they're doing some real experimental stuff.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (I/iGu)

188 O/T but I have to tell this. Take a look at the Oregonian, newspaper, on line. there's a story about Doc Marten boots being racist because they have plaid shoelaces The feelz is that skinheads wear Doc Martens, white laces mean white supremacy Red laces indicate you have spilled blood.
Portlandia never fails..

Posted by: Winston at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (VPjMH)

189 174 If a man's going to sport a fanny pack, it best have his poncho and woobie in it!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (e9G8E)

Don't forget the 1 pc footsie jammies and a mug of hot chocolate

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

190 165 160. I saw that. $20 million - and an absolutely hilarious filing from plaintiff.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fA1SL)

I used to religiously look for Maddox's update posts on his "Best Page in the Universe" back in the early 00's. Sad thing that an original edge-lord now gets so triggered about people making fun of him that he sues them for that much, although as MM and others have noted, that amount is probably aimed towards Patreon shutting down Dick's account without too much of a legal hassle.

Btw, there was a "Copping a Feel" section of Maddox's "Alphabet of Manliness" book that Maddox essentially disavowed if rumors are true.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (a1WR4)

191 Fanny packs vs. codpieces. Discuss.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (LQLeS)

192 One of those things would be perfect to haul around a
certain type of firearm just like the one I lost in that tragic
canoeing incident many years ago.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 09:54 PM (tRaq7)


Aint' gonna lie, I carry around one of these all the time. I keep all sorts of useful stuff in it: small first aid kit, flashlight, leatherman tool, pocket knife, Glock 23, etc.

https://youtu.be/c9aEul1xUus

Posted by: Country Singer at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (yzxic)

193 http://bit.ly/2in07Wf


Breaking: FBI Informant in Clinton Uranium One Bribery Case has Video of Briefcases Full of Money! (VIDEO)

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 10:25 PM (kQMLI)

194 164. Those old bread bags are tye dog's nards - Kraut are fine, so, too, anything from former Warsaw Pact.

Pro tip: East German is damned fine stuff - probably the best kit of the WP. Czech is fine - I own and use a ton of their stuff.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:21 PM


Got a couple of original Wehrmact ones, but use the postwar ones as they are actually a little roomier. KD brit(?) grenade satchels work best for full bottles with room to spare, though.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:26 PM (qGuLD)

195 191 Fanny packs vs. codpieces. Discuss.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller
______

Yes!

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at November 16, 2017 10:26 PM (2Omzf)

196 I hope that guy at the funeral strapped a 2x4 onto his ass before going in.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 16, 2017 10:26 PM (EK6pT)

197 In the architects defense, he said that he put the curve into the building in order to wrap around a large oak tree that everyone loved and wanted to keep. Ground level view confirms that, and it looks a completely ordinary church building from the street view.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2017 10:26 PM (V2Yro)

198 Don't forget the 1 pc footsie jammies....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

My boys loved those. Right up til they turned 3.

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2017 10:26 PM (sE4m0)

199 If a man's going to sport a fanny pack, it best have his poncho and woobie in it!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:20 PM (e9G8E)


What if his poncho was also his woobie?

http://tinyurl.com/y8x45kcm

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2017 10:27 PM (y87Qq)

200 I think that AI humanoid is gayer than Milo's hairdresser.

Nah, that's AtC hauling ass away from one of those flying snakes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:27 PM (tRaq7)

201 Otho @ 164- Guitar case cumbersome?
I carry an AK in a guitar case. Not cumbersome at all.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 10:28 PM (zLDYs)

202 @188: "... Doc Marten boots being racist ..."

Funny 'cause people of a certain age will remember Doc Martin being favored by punk rock anarchist types who more closely resemble today's antifa weirdos than tiki torch wielding Nazis.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:28 PM (I/iGu)

203 #196 I hope that guy at the funeral strapped a 2x4 onto his ass before going in.

If she hadn't tied him to the footboard of the bed he'd have fallen in.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:28 PM (LQLeS)

204 That's not gramma! Oh wait, that's her. They just shaved her beard off.

Posted by: Cousin #2 at November 16, 2017 10:28 PM (gC2IV)

205 Fanny pack? Oh, my.

Posted by: Sulu at November 16, 2017 10:29 PM (Tyii7)

206 The one wearing the fanny pack instantly becomes a fanny-packer.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 16, 2017 10:29 PM (EK6pT)

207 202
Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/DfMy1V7Ma8E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:29 PM (fA1SL)

208 Tudor men might have worn purses at their waists but they made up for it by wearing padded codpieces.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:29 PM (LQLeS)

209 164. Can confirm - old model soviet gas mask cases hold two fifths of vodka with enough room for smokes and a scarf to keep 'em from clanking.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:23 PM


Absolutely.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD)

210 Tudor men might have worn purses at their waists but they made up for it by wearing padded codpieces.

Also: Swords.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 16, 2017 10:30 PM (bZ7mE)

211 The real pay services offered by Hulu DirecTV, Sling, etc., are interesting 'cause they can micro target commercials on a viewer-by-viewer level more efficiently than cable.

Oh, that's different. I'm looking into that myself.

I'm waiting for one of them to start offering cloud-based on-demand that starts like right after the show begins so I don't have to buy a DVR. I hope you can fast-forward through the commercials.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (tRaq7)

212 106 A few hundred years ago, all men wore (not carried) purses. Cutpurse was the term used for a pickpocket.

"It cost me deep in the purse," meant that an item was expensive.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:04 PM (LQLeS)

We also used to wear hose and puffy sleeved shirts. Of course, we also could wear swords then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (rb1zT)

213 the ever elusive alabama swamp momma got laid. almost as exciting as finding bigfoot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

214 Don't wear a fanny pack but I usually carry a belt pack that has flush cutters, small pad, pencil, flashlight and a mini first aid kit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (Wtll+)

215 I'm less worried that the kid was having sex with his cousin during a funeral, although c'mon Alabama, the fuck?, than I am about that female. It looks half pig.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (/tuJf)

216 Thing about a briefcase or satchel is - it keeps ya from carrying crap in yer pockets. I was always told - nothing in trouser pockets, only essentials (i.e., flasks of the needful and/or smoking materials) in yer overcoat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (fA1SL)

217 Dexter Morgan carries a purse

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (hMwEB)

218 211: sling already does have something like that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (KP5rU)

219
The one wearing the fanny pack instantly becomes a fanny-packer.
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate


Or the packee

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (IqV8l)

220 Otho @ 164- Guitar case cumbersome?
I carry an AK in a guitar case. Not cumbersome at all.


Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 10:28 PM


Not cumbersome, but I'm never comfortable with carrying a bottle of liquor around inside a case with a vintage guitar.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (qGuLD)

221 Er, um, ...kaffir?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 16, 2017 10:33 PM (o7l6R)

222 208 Tudor men might have worn purses at their waists but they made up for it by wearing padded codpieces.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:29 PM (LQLeS)

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Off with his head!

Posted by: Henry VIII at November 16, 2017 10:33 PM (gC2IV)

223 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (tRaq7)

there is a new cheap one like sling
I think it's philo
starts at $16/month
you get AMC but no sports

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:34 PM (hMwEB)

224 No matter how much
you wiggle and dance
the last few drops
go down the street into the gutter
in this case....

Howdy. Would have been here sooner but there was all this stuff at the top of the thread to plow through.

Posted by: mindful webworker's scythe of scense at November 16, 2017 10:34 PM (NU2/k)

225 212 106 A few hundred years ago, all men wore (not carried) purses. Cutpurse was the term used for a pickpocket.


This is about the time the Bull Mastiff was invented to carry a man's purse.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 16, 2017 10:34 PM (EK6pT)

226 Holy shit I want that laser rust remover.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2017 10:34 PM (aMlLZ)

227 What's the deal with the weird Volvo XC60 commercial?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

228 223: it's philo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

229 DALLAS (AP) -- The driver of a pickup displaying an expletive-filled message to President Donald Trump and his supporters in the Houston area was arrested Thursday on an outstanding warrant.

Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office records show Karen Fonseca was arrested about 2 p.m. Thursday on an outstanding fraud warrant issued in August by the Rosenberg Police Department. She remained in the county jail Thursday night with bond set at $1,500.


... I think I saw a picture of her pickup truck yesterday

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at November 16, 2017 10:35 PM (e8kgV)

230 227. Elaborate. I don't gots no teevee.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

231 Here's a clip of an AI learning how to walk completely on its own.

That is a misleading way for them to phrase it.

What they really did was instead of directly instructing the object of the figure how to navigate its environment, they came up with a convoluted way of instructing the figure how to walk. I don't think there's real "learning" going on here.

For example: you could directly instruct the figure
i) if you see a ditch, jump it
ii) if you see a wall, do not walk into it
iii) if you see an obstacle jump over it

No accidents, the figure gets it right every time.

But then, you could instruct the figure to get the same results in a more convoluted way.
i) make figure run forward unrestricted
ii) if the figure stumbles in some way:
---if it was due to a ditch, then set a flag, and in the future jump over ditches
---if it was due to running into a wall, set a flag that it should avoid walls
---if it was due to an obstacle, set a flag that it should climb over obstacles.


Because the designer is specifying every aspect of the system, the desired result is predetermined to occur. But there is no real "learning" going on here. It's just a question of whether the specification of how result is achieved is via a direct way or via a convoluted way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 10:36 PM (/qEW2)

232 No one's mentioned "valise" or "attache'." You plebians, you!

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 10:36 PM (LQLeS)

233 214 Don't wear a fanny pack but I usually carry a belt pack that has flush cutters, small pad, pencil, flashlight and a mini first aid kit.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (Wtll+)

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Gay.

Posted by: Guy who calls things gay at November 16, 2017 10:36 PM (gC2IV)

234 Kewl, chavez. I'll have to check them out.

I absolutely have to be able to watch my Beloved Crimson Tide on my schedule since I have gigs most Saturday nights. And B'Gal has to have NASCAR and DWTS.

Other than that, we don't watch any broadcast TV. It's Netflix and Amazon mostly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (tRaq7)

235 Thing about a briefcase or satchel is - it keeps ya from carrying crap in yer pockets. I was always told - nothing in trouser pockets, only essentials (i.e., flasks of the needful and/or smoking materials) in yer overcoat.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM


Yep. Plus, even if you can manage to cram yer smokes, wallet, liquor etc into your jacket/shirt, you gotta ditch all that crap when playing guitar.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (qGuLD)

236 232. French words are gay.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (fA1SL)

237 Romphims and fanny packs: Why?

The Truth About Soy Boys
Paul Joseph Watson
https://youtu.be/FTSvLKY7HEk
~8min

Posted by: mindful webworker's moobs of steel at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (NU2/k)

238 141
Is a sporran considered a purse or a fanny pack?

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 10:11 PM (ANIFC)

Sporran comes from the Gàidhlig "sporan". Which means "purse". But if you call it that I'll stab you in the liver.

Posted by: Randy at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (sXefu)

239 202 @188: "... Doc Marten boots being racist ..."

Funny 'cause people of a certain age will remember Doc Martin being favored by punk rock anarchist types who more closely resemble today's antifa weirdos than tiki torch wielding Nazis.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:28 PM (I/iGu)

++++

The movie Green Room depicted some skinhead Nazi types who, once they proved themselves, were allowed to wear red laces their boots (Doc Martens?). It was a status symbol.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (FUu/Z)

240 Trump hater has major self-control issues and lack of societal awareness.

Film at 11.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

241 Not cumbersome, but I'm never comfortable with carrying a bottle of liquor around inside a case with a vintage guitar.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (qGuLD)


The singer in this one band I was in used to carry a guitar case packed with Heineken bottles.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2017 10:39 PM (aMlLZ)

242 Two-part Trump tweet takes shot at Al "Frankenstein" and his hypocrisy complaining about sexual harassment and respect for women recently!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 10:39 PM (mJ8mX)

243 I heard Green Room was good. It flew out of redbox before I had my chance to catch it though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

244 235. In my case, professional requirements have me going thru magnetometer probably 4 or 5 times a day. The pockets-empty thing I picked up at school and carried forward. Will say it's a useful discipline.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

245 I'm not going to carry a purse but I also hate carrying my wallet in my pants. (And, no, it's not because of how much money I have.)

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (nBr1j)

246 217 Dexter Morgan carries a purse

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (hMwEB)

++++

Isn't he that homo from Six Feet Under?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (pvjTE)

247 ******197 In the architects defense, he said that he put the curve into the building in order to wrap around a large oak tree that everyone loved and wanted to keep. Ground level view confirms that, and it looks a completely ordinary church building from the street view
=========

My architect said, "I intend to erect a big dick. It shall not be a subtle design. There shall be no mystery."

Posted by: Ypsilanti, MI Water Tower at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (JyFLk)

248 oh btw, no fucking way on the fag bag.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ)

249
ProTip: If you have outstanding arrest warrants it is best to maintain a low profile behavior. Low key and unobtrusive. Don't attract attention.

Try to blend in.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (4XCge)

250 Trump is a 13 HD troll lord.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

251 The singer in this one band I was in used to carry a guitar case packed with Heineken bottles.


Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2017 10:39 PM


LOL.... singers get all the breaks. Lazy buggers.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (qGuLD)

252 @211: "I'm waiting for one of them to start offering cloud-based on-demand that starts like right after the show begins so I don't have to buy a DVR. I hope you can fast-forward through the commercials."

DirecTV is currently beta testing limited cloud based DVR service that may or may not allow fast forwarding. Some people say it does, some say it doesn't. They're likely testing both.

Sling allows fast forwarding for now.

YouTube TV offers unlimited cloud DVR service, but they're forcing people to watch on-demand un-fast-forwardable versions of popular network TV shows immediately after broadcast.

I would be surprised if that model wasn't adopted by across the board. Sooner than later too. At these streaming prices, television won't survive without guaranteed commercial revenues, and cord cutters are probably a more stubborn crowd when it comes to skipping commercials, compared to traditional cable subscribers.

The best we can hope for is probably an "unrestricted DVR mode" for ten or twenty bucks more a month.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:41 PM (I/iGu)

253 I absolutely have to be able to watch my Beloved Crimson Tide on my schedule since I have gigs most Saturday nights. And B'Gal has to have NASCAR and DWTS.

Other than that, we don't watch any broadcast TV. It's Netflix and Amazon mostly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:37 PM (tRaq7)



I second the Sling recommendation. And once Alabama football is over, adios to Sling blue, which carries Crimson Tide football on ESPN, and we drop back down to Sling orange.

The good part: it's fast and easy to change your Sling subscription.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 10:41 PM (616ZX)

254
DALLAS (AP) -- The driver of a pickup displaying an expletive-filled message to President Donald Trump and his supporters in the Houston area was arrested Thursday on an outstanding warrant.

Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office records show Karen Fonseca was arrested about 2 p.m. Thursday on an outstanding fraud warrant issued in August by the Rosenberg Police Department. She remained in the county jail Thursday night with bond set at $1,500.


... I think I saw a picture of her pickup truck yesterday
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD


https://www.weaselzippers.us/364339-__trashed/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

255 And let's not get started on haversack, rucksack, knapsack or saddlebag.

Posted by: Pouch, not to be confused with Purse at November 16, 2017 10:41 PM (LQLeS)

256 when i travel and have to fly, i carry an old laptop bag. holds my ipad, smokes, phone, and other important stuff. hany when going through security. fuck all y'all if you think it's gay.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

257 Otho, @ 220- Vintage guitar?
Well heck. I didn't know you meant an actual guitar. I wouldn't put a bottle of hooch in the same case as an AK neither. Especially if there's already 8 mags in there.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 10:42 PM (zLDYs)

258 245. My wallet = ID, work ID, bank card, approx $50 cash. Cards in the middle in a stack. Cash covers same. All held with a pinch binding clip.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:42 PM (fA1SL)

259 and Houston's Transco Tower is also called, Jack Bowen's Last Erection.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

260 Isn't he that homo from Six Feet Under?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (pvjTE)

never watched six feet under - is it good?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:42 PM (hMwEB)

261 I carry an adjustable wrench, small box cutter, screwdrivers, my medicine(s), note pad and pen, earplugs, flashlight, pick case, small tape measure, a couple of lighters and matches, two beer cozies, a spare handkerchief and a comb.

And a handful of Butter Rum Lifesavers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:43 PM (tRaq7)

262 I have a bag. And a pipe.

Posted by: Scottsman at November 16, 2017 10:43 PM (EK6pT)

263 It's called a man bag. And it holds a Glock 32 in .357 Sig and four spare mags. At least it did until the shoulder strap fell off crossing that bridge.

Posted by: RI Red - Don't tread on or anywhere near me at November 16, 2017 10:44 PM (zJZih)

264 243 I heard Green Room was good. It flew out of redbox before I had my chance to catch it though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

++++

I liked it quite a bit. Very gritty movie. It had only one actor I recognized: Captain Picard was the head skinhead/Nazi.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:44 PM (pvjTE)

265 I'll be going to a business conference tomorrow. Alcohols will be had.
The last time I was drunk was at one of these things a few years. People still tease me about my creative use of the f-bomb.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:44 PM (nBr1j)

266 votermom: no, Six Feet Under is not good. It is lame and full of California SJW.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 10:44 PM (6FqZa)

267 Uh oh. Does Applebees have an all you can eat apps special? Might lose money on that gal.
Yeah. Those libertarian Islamic Mexican gals can really, really pack it away.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 10:45 PM (mJ8mX)

268 And a handful of Butter Rum Lifesavers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:43 PM (tRaq7)


...they still make those?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2017 10:45 PM (y87Qq)

269 thanks for the warning, boulder

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:45 PM (hMwEB)

270 I still remember a Christmas gift from many, many years ago of a book of Lifesavers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:46 PM (nBr1j)

271 That poor cat. lol
I think it had a little too much catnip

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 10:46 PM (Z7oqE)

272 Otho, @ 220- Vintage guitar?
Well heck. I didn't know you meant an actual guitar. I wouldn't put a bottle of hooch in the same case as an AK neither. Especially if there's already 8 mags in there.


Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 10:42 PM


Yeah, used to do it. Back in the age of dinosaurs it was the best way to get your drinking liquor bottle into the gig. Young and foolish. Heard one horror story about a mishap with an early 60's LP and stopped immediately. Satchels from then on.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:47 PM (qGuLD)

273 I'm waiting for one of them to start offering
cloud-based on-demand that starts like right after the show begins so I
don't have to buy a DVR. I hope you can fast-forward through the
commercials.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:31 PM (tRaq7)

If I am going to have to pay to have one of those streaming services delivered to my home, then I should see zero commercials. Same as going to a movie. There should be no commercials.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:47 PM (oPNmq)

274 I like stuff. Waited years for the fannypack to become acceptable - not gonna' happen.

But from the house to and in the vehicle I carried a canvas GI gas mask bag. The channel locks and screw driver were on the bottom - lots of room in those bags.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 10:47 PM (DAevm)

275 Pajama boys carry purses. Shirt-tail boys carry shot pouches, and don't you forget it!
I'd call them 'haversacks' for a military canvas, small pack. I don't if that word was ever used in U.S. military jargon although I know your 19th Century troops carried them.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 10:48 PM (mJ8mX)

276 260 Isn't he that homo from Six Feet Under?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:40 PM (pvjTE)

never watched six feet under - is it good?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:42 PM (hMwEB)

++++

Couldn't really say. The first time I saw the main star making out with a guy, I turned it off. It was like the very first or second episode. Not Good in my book, but some might find that entertaining.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 10:48 PM (pvjTE)

277 @264: "I liked it quite a bit. Very gritty movie. It had only one actor I recognized: Captain Picard was the head skinhead/Nazi."

And the new Chekov who let himself be run over and killed by his Jeep.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 10:48 PM (I/iGu)

278 I have a bag. And a pipe.
Posted by: Scottsman at November 16, 2017 10:43 PM (EK6pT)


Pipechat: GO

Currently stuck in my dumb face at this very moment: Missouri Meerschaum legend, Dunhill De Luxe Navy Rolls flake.

Next?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2017 10:48 PM (y87Qq)

279 >> 255
And let's not get started on haversack, rucksack, knapsack or saddlebag. Posted by: Pouch, not to be confused with Purse at November 16, 2017 10:41 PM (LQLeS)



"3DAP" -- Three-day assault pack!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:49 PM (e9G8E)

280 Thing about a briefcase or satchel is - it keeps ya
from carrying crap in yer pockets. I was always told - nothing in
trouser pockets, only essentials (i.e., flasks of the needful and/or
smoking materials) in yer overcoat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (fA1SL)

God would not have given us pants pockets if he didn't intend for us to use them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:50 PM (oPNmq)

281 I think I saw Green Room.
Kinda stupid set up actually.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:50 PM (hMwEB)

282 I just had an epiphany. I drive a car. I even sold cars for a while but I feel no personal guilt for the Muslims have run over innocent bystanders.
Doers that make me a bad person.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:50 PM (nBr1j)

283 No offense wd, but your verses make me happy Muldoon is back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2017 10:51 PM (EZebt)

284 A possibles bag ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at November 16, 2017 10:51 PM (Bh6pi)

285 Real men have their women carry their stuff for them so they don't need a purse.

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2017 10:51 PM (in2an)

286 Or those 19th century cowboy wallets.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 10:52 PM (DAevm)

287 I wore a fanny peckish thing in Africa. And then I realized the only thing I would have stolen would have been toilet paper.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:52 PM (nBr1j)

288 the only thing i want in my jean pockets are my wallet and cash. fuck all that bulky shit, makes you look like a deformed penguin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

289 278. Yer doing it right. Also good is Brown Irish Twist, but you need to be sitting down and have a dedicated pipe - preferably clay or meerschaum - for that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:52 PM (fA1SL)

290 285 Real men have their women carry their stuff for them so they don't need a purse.

==

then when they go shopping, real men carry their lady's purses for them while she tries stuff on

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:53 PM (hMwEB)

291 Thing about a briefcase or satchel is - it keeps ya
from carrying crap in yer pockets. I was always told - nothing in
trouser pockets, only essentials (i.e., flasks of the needful and/or
smoking materials) in yer overcoat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (fA1SL)

God would not have given us pants pockets if he didn't intend for us to use them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:50 PM (oPNmq)

________

There exists a picture of me what nothing but a golf ball in my right front pocket at a golf tournament. The result was unintentionally hilarious.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 16, 2017 10:54 PM (0RyQ0)

292 I used to love ALICE until I met MOLLE...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:54 PM (e9G8E)

293 Is that Bill Clinton's bent dick up above?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:55 PM (nBr1j)

294 Isn't he that homo from Six Feet Under?
Yes. I never watched it so it didn't affect my suspension of disbelief for Dexter but a cousin of mine found it really hard to disassociate the fag from Dexter!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (mJ8mX)

295 God would not have given us pants pockets if he didn't intend for us to use them.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:50 PM


If you got armadillo sized junk, the pants are too tight for anything else. Besides, you want the chicks checking out your crotch.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (qGuLD)

296 Yeah....if i want go get a stink eye look from my wife i ask her to carry my phone, glasses...etc in her purse... it never ends well

Posted by: E.T. at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (P1GJy)

297 then when they go shopping, real men carry their lady's purses for them while she tries stuff on
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 10:53 PM (hMwEB)

_____

Real men would not be caught dead shopping for clothes with their wives.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (0RyQ0)

298 I still remember a Christmas gift from many, many years ago of a book of Lifesavers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:46 PM (nBr1j)

I remember those. "The Story of Flavors" or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (oPNmq)

299 The water main burst caption is pretty funny.

"At tip...of church."

Was "tip" needed. Wouldn't top or side work.

Makes me wonder if caption person was having some fun.





Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (Z7oqE)

300

Well, my father is back home from rehab for the broken hip. Today, I did something today I've never done before, and did it twice: changed a "full" diaper on him.

I joked before I was going to be paying for my sins back in my younger days. Well, I am. It's not a pleasant task. One just has to buck one's ears and do it.

My mother tickled me during all that. When I was doing all that with him, he said something about, "well, I changed you a many of a time when you were a baby."

When I got out with him, my mother had an PO'd expression on her face, and mouthed to me, "No, he did not!" Then whispered in my ear after we got him back in the den, "He didn't change you a single time!"

That was just funny.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)

301 262 me too!

Posted by: Portland Stoner at November 16, 2017 10:57 PM (kUotE)

302 #14 if it moves salute it. If it doesn't move paint it.

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2017 10:57 PM (in2an)

303 Trump Just called Franken, Al Frankenstein in a Tweet

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 10:58 PM (kQMLI)

304 298 I still remember a Christmas gift from many, many years ago of a book of Lifesavers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:46 PM (nBr1j)

I remember those. "The Story of Flavors" or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (oPNmq)

Yeah it had every possible flavour of Lifesaver. And Lifesavers are a memory from the past as is Thrills gum.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:58 PM (nBr1j)

305 If I am going to have to pay to have one of those streaming services delivered to my home, then I should see zero commercials. Same as going to a movie. There should be no commercials.

I agree, but Speculum on-demand has commercials that you can't FF through. It's a PITA. Might not ever be able to get rid of the damned things, but if they tailor them to me, I can almost tolerate that. I'm sick and tired of watching commercials where there are no men, or if there are any, they're just bumbling horny alkies who can't do anything right. Which is all of them these days. F 'em.

And yes, hogmartin, they still make Butter Rum Lifesavers. Had a hard time finding them a couple of months ago, tho'. They weren't available anywhere I normally bought them. I even emailed the Wrigley Co and axed them what the problem was. Naturally they weren't going to tell little old me, but I couldn't find any anywhere around Casa Backwardio for almost three months. Strange...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:58 PM (tRaq7)

306 What's wrong with wearing a fanny pack, brother?!

**tears off tank top**

**readies to beat you to a bloody pulp**

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at November 16, 2017 10:58 PM (rqHtf)

307 Is that church the famous St Peyronie's Cathedral of Christ, Scientist?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:59 PM (e9G8E)

308 that crazy kittie made me laugh out loud. what a sad representation of feline grace.

Weird Dave, you did good. And you described the relationship between Judea and Christian very well.

Essentially, it's the old-fashioned term, encompassing the old and new testaments, right? Doesn't mean Jews, exactly.

The success within Western Civilization has followed the unified Judea-Christian community. When people, even Christians, reject the Jews, there will be a decline in that culture.

Posted by: booknlass at November 16, 2017 10:59 PM (9mZIr)

309 I do like Trump's newish Twitter header pic.

It's got a "hot damn I still think it's cool being president" vibe.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (I/iGu)

310 Well, my father is back home from rehab for the broken hip. Today, I did something today I've never done before, and did it twice: changed a "full" diaper on him.

I joked before I was going to be paying for my sins back in my younger days. Well, I am. It's not a pleasant task. One just has to buck one's ears and do it.

My mother tickled me during all that. When I was doing all that with him, he said something about, "well, I changed you a many of a time when you were a baby."

When I got out with him, my mother had an PO'd expression on her face, and mouthed to me, "No, he did not!" Then whispered in my ear after we got him back in the den, "He didn't change you a single time!"

That was just funny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)

Makes me laugh and cry simultaneously.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (nBr1j)

311 267 Uh oh. Does Applebees have an all you can eat apps special?


Drink special this month is a pint of Pabst's Blue Ribbon for a buck.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (EK6pT)

312 261
And a handful of Butter Rum Lifesavers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:43 PM (tRaq7)


That was my favorite flavor when I was a kid.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

313 Current satchel load, from bottom to top:
Wool scarf
Glass flask of the needful
Drawstring bag with portable charging cables x2 & 13k milliamp battery pack
Drawstring bag w/toothpaste, toothbrush
Plastic pillbox w/3 day supply maintenance meds and aspirin.
Pen and notebook in side pouch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (fA1SL)

314 fuck all that bulky shit, makes you look like a deformed penguin.

chavez always brings the blunt and funneh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (6FqZa)

315 Shannon Bream looking sexy-cute in big reading glasses on Fox News Tonite!

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 16, 2017 11:01 PM (GtG/j)

316 The success within Western Civilization has followed the unified Judea-Christian community. When people, even Christians, reject the Jews, there will be a decline in that culture.

Posted by: booknlass at November 16, 2017 10:59 PM (9mZIr)
**************************

Big Daddy is touchy that way.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 11:02 PM (DAevm)

317 >> Shannon Bream looking sexy-cute in big reading
>> glasses

Is there a ficus nearby on the set?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (8O3HH)

318 Current satchel load, from bottom to top:
Wool scarf
Glass flask of the needful
Drawstring bag with portable charging cables x2 & 13k milliamp battery pack
Drawstring bag w/toothpaste, toothbrush
Plastic pillbox w/3 day supply maintenance meds and aspirin.
Pen and notebook in side pouch.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM


"Maintainence meds" I read you loud and clear, dude. *wink*... *fist bump*

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (qGuLD)

319 youtube, how to attach MOLLE pouches.

Yes. how to attach MOLLE pouches to web gear.

In this one hour block of instruction, we will first explain what MOLLE is and what it means to you. In subsequent classroom drills, we will practice attaching various MOLLE specific pouches to your web gear and show you how to keep your specific gear pouches in optimum locations. Later we will show you how to REMOVE MOLLE pouches from your web gear.

So let us begin ...

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (4XCge)

320 Also good is Brown Irish Twist, but you need to be sitting down and have a dedicated pipe - preferably clay or meerschaum - for that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:52 PM (fA1SL)


From the PC catalog page (which rates the room note as a euphemistic 4/5 "distinct"):

This is best used by the experienced pipe smoker, as the strength can be overpowering to many, and it's definitely best to have eaten shortly before trying it.

Sounds a little hefty.

And yes, hogmartin, they still make Butter Rum Lifesavers. Had a hard time finding them a couple of months ago, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 10:58 PM (tRaq7)


I don't think I've ever seen them in stores. I was pretty sure they were issued only to Grandpas with an current valid Grandpa ID card for handing out to kids.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (y87Qq)

321 270 I still remember a Christmas gift from many, many years ago of a book of Lifesavers.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:46 PM (nBr1j)


I had that! It was a long time before I got around to eating them. I just loved to look at it.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

322 >>>the only thing i want in my jean pockets are my
wallet and cash. fuck all that bulky shit, makes you look like a
deformed penguin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 10:52 PM (KP5rU)<<<

**glares**



Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (rqHtf)

323 314: got to keep up appearances. stuffing your jean pockets full of junk. what's next? velcro sneakers?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

324 299 The water main burst caption is pretty funny.

"At tip...of church."

Was "tip" needed. Wouldn't top or side work.

Makes me wonder if caption person was having some fun.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 10:56 PM (Z7oqE)

++++

The picture of that building has been around for years. I am almost certain the water and the Fox News banner was photoshopped on. Original from 2013:

http://pic.xwh.cn/0/10/34/95/10349584_955875.jpg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:04 PM (pvjTE)

325 On-demand commercial viewing is different than DVR though. Those commercials are here to stay.

The question is whether or not streaming services will all say "hey you know what since we're giving you all cheap and unlimited cloud storage for DVR then you won't mind when we switch you to on-demand versions of shows you didn't really watch live."

Technically, it's a weird, fine line. Your cable box actually does record those shows in real time. It's transmitted to your individual home. Online streaming services? Nope. You're grabbing the same "recorded" version as everyone else, and that's part of the reason why they're allowed to kick you over to on-demand post-broadcast.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (I/iGu)

326 Don't they have alloys that can resist rust? Wouldn't removing rust compromise the component, since it would reduce the thickness of the layers of metal that it is made up of?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (/qEW2)

327 New tinder meme...

http://uberhumor.com/tinder-memes-2020

and this is one I thing we can all get behind...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Z8FFX)

328 I just googled ficus. I've gotta admit that's one of your sexier bushes. Much sexier than the fig tree, spider plants and Christmas cactii we have.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (nBr1j)

329 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)


Your mom...lol
Must be tough for your dad.
I can't imagine doing that. You are a good son.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Z7oqE)

330 I have a bag. And a pipe.

Posted by: Scottsman

Put yer hand up there agin, an' it'll grew some mare.

Posted by: just the punchline at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (mJ8mX)

331 I miss having cats in my life

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 16, 2017 11:06 PM (l9m7l)

332 Yeah WeirdDave, what booknlass said.
Good ONT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 11:06 PM (tRaq7)

333 321 270 I still remember a Christmas gift from many, many years ago of a book of Lifesavers.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 10:46 PM (nBr1j)

I had that! It was a long time before I got around to eating them. I just loved to look at it.
Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2017 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

Hey rickl. How are you. I've been praying for you.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:06 PM (nBr1j)

334 Hello, Horde.

I was up at 3 so I could be on the air at 6 a.m. to fill in for the morning show. I continued with my shift from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Next, a live broadcast from a hardware store annual sale...then immediately to play rehearsal. I got back home 30 minutes ago.

Like Danny Glover in "Lethal Weapon", I am getting too old for this ****.

Now, off to bed to pass out.
Y'all be good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 16, 2017 11:07 PM (rJUlF)

335 >> Don't they have alloys that can resist rust?

Rust/corrosion resistance is the main feature of stainless steel alloys. Of course, it depends on what type of corrosion it's going to be exposed to, what temperatures, chemical environment, etc.

But stainless steel, and there are many, many different types, is basically non-rustable.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 11:07 PM (8O3HH)

336 332 Yeah WeirdDave, what booknlass said.
Good ONT.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 11:06 PM (tRaq7)

Love it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:07 PM (nBr1j)

337 328 I just googled ficus. I've gotta admit that's one of your sexier bushes. Much sexier than the fig tree, spider plants and Christmas cactii we have.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (nBr1j)


What about the larch?
The...larch...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 16, 2017 11:08 PM (rJUlF)

338 Velcro sneakers. Oh man, back when there was a store named Mervin's one could purchase Nike running shoes with three velcro straps.

I was on my feet all day and those shoes weighed zero.
Then they dissapeared.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 11:08 PM (DAevm)

339 Thing about a briefcase or satchel is - it keeps ya
from carrying crap in yer pockets. I was always told - nothing in
trouser pockets, only essentials (i.e., flasks of the needful and/or
smoking materials) in yer overcoat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 10:32 PM (fA1SL)

It's not a purse, it's a satchel.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 16, 2017 11:08 PM (SiZFl)

340
>>>I just googled ficus. I've gotta admit that's one of your sexier bushes.
Much sexier than the fig tree, spider plants and Christmas cactii we
have.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (nBr1j)<<<

Woulda figured a palm tree would be preferred for jacking off.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 16, 2017 11:09 PM (rqHtf)

341 I groped the ficus
But I did not grope the walnut tree.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 11:09 PM (DAevm)

342 Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Z8FFX)

Okay...that was funny.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:09 PM (Z7oqE)

343 A couple of friends and I are driving through the mountains to get to this conference. Pray the blizzardy stuff will stay away. There's a high point call Rogers Pass that is a blizzard magnet.
And avalanches as well. The military fires big guns into the snow pack to prevent major avalanches.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:09 PM (nBr1j)

344 >> I can't imagine doing that.

I couldn't either, just a short while ago. My cousins, who have dealt with his brothers and sister, have given me some pointers on what we're in store for.

And one of them said, in just a short while, what you wouldn't be imaginable now to you will soon become routine.

Think about that..... :shudder:

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 11:10 PM (8O3HH)

345 340
>>>I just googled ficus. I've gotta admit that's one of your sexier bushes.
Much sexier than the fig tree, spider plants and Christmas cactii we
have.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (nBr1j)

Woulda figured a palm tree would be preferred for jacking off.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 16, 2017 11:09 PM (rqHtf)

You'd think, right?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:10 PM (nBr1j)

346 I've read that there are more slaves in the world now, both in absolute numbers and as a percentage of the population, than at any other time in human history...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:10 PM (e9G8E)

347 If I had money, I would adopt cats.

Alas, the money I have has to go to paying bills...and even then it's not enough.

Sorry to all adoptable cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 16, 2017 11:10 PM (l9m7l)

348 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931259924566478848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260034062999559

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260120348155904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260210810933248

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260410749177856

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2017 11:11 PM (eh0Va)

349 I'm laughing at every post. I think I need to go to bed. Or should I have another rum?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:11 PM (nBr1j)

350 346; most of them are in the nfl i heard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

351 Wranglers. In left front pocket, ubama money clip (big paper clip), two 6-round .357 speed strips. In right front pocket cough drops, spent AK round (sentimental value), 1 lucky marble, Gerber folder. Left rear pocket checkbook, right rear pocket wallet. Left ankle holster .357 Ruger LCR. No fannypack needed.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 11:12 PM (zLDYs)

352 I'm laughing at every post. I think I need to go to bed. Or should I have another rum?


Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:11 PM


Rum.... rum... rum.

Posted by: otho at November 16, 2017 11:12 PM (qGuLD)

353 349. Moar rum!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:12 PM (fA1SL)

354 333
Hey rickl. How are you. I've been praying for you.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:06 PM (nBr1j)


Thanks, Northernlurker. So far so good.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2017 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

355 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260516886081541

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260625904439296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260730443153408

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260841545969664

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931260936907870214

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2017 11:12 PM (eh0Va)

356 Moar rum, mon

Posted by: Portland Stoner at November 16, 2017 11:13 PM (kUotE)

357 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:04 PM (pvjTE)


Hah.
So it may not even have been church.

Certain things never go out of style.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:13 PM (Z7oqE)

358 Okay another Bacardi it is.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:13 PM (nBr1j)

359 Red rum!

Posted by: Danny at November 16, 2017 11:14 PM (kUotE)

360 What about the larch?
The...larch...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 16, 2017 11:08 PM (rJUlF)


I always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Posted by: hogmartin, and I'm OK at November 16, 2017 11:14 PM (y87Qq)

361 lol @ the Maddox and dick masterson beef

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (IYHxL)

362 http://bit.ly/2ipEUuV

Gloria Allred I Havent Asked Beverly Young Nelson If She Saw Roy Moore Sign Her Yearbook

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (kQMLI)

363 There's something' purdy about the larches on the mountainsides.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (nBr1j)

364 Current briefcase load:
Laptop in padded sleeve.
Drawstring bag w/charger and cables.
Plastic box w/ sewing kit, carbona stain remover, safety pins.
Couple bags of peanuts
Small bottle aspirin
Pens and notebook in side pockets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (fA1SL)

365 I've read that there are more slaves in the world now, both in absolute numbers and as a percentage of the population, than at any other time in human history...
***
Hmm...it is a tough call. Pretty much the whole population of China were slaves under Mao, and most people in the Soviet bloc under Stalin. So...probably the 50s?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Z8FFX)

366
Good ol' Kbdabear.

BTW, my ficus died. Going to have get a new one. I wonder if they've bred some "heavy duty" ones, that can stand a lot of use. A lot of fertilizer.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

367 303 Trump Just called Franken, Al Frankenstein in a Tweet

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 10:58 PM (kQMLI)

Can't wait for BEN ROTHLISBERGER's Hot Take on this one

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2017 11:17 PM (eh0Va)

368 365 I've read that there are more slaves in the world now, both in absolute numbers and as a percentage of the population, than at any other time in human history...
***
Hmm...it is a tough call. Pretty much the whole population of China were slaves under Mao, and most people in the Soviet bloc under Stalin. So...probably the 50s?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Z8FFX)

The media and government drones don't want to talk about slavery today.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:17 PM (nBr1j)

369
BTW, my ficus died. Going to have get a new one. I wonder if they've bred some "heavy duty" ones, that can stand a lot of use. A lot of fertilizer.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

There has to be a bluegrass song covering my poor lost ficus.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:18 PM (nBr1j)

370 You are all aware that a decent soft guitar case holds a shotgun well.
You can pad in the "soundbox" area with carved foam to pad the boxes of shells.

Oh, and a trombone case is a handy way to carry around an AK.

Personally I am always leery of street musicians and blue-grass bands riding the bus.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:18 PM (2K6fY)

371 But stainless steel, and there are many, many different types, is basically non-rustable.

True. But any metal, whether ferrous or non-ferrous, will form some sort of oxidizing skin (hence the name) when exposed to air, even aluminum. With stainless, it's just not rust, it's not very thick and doesn't color it.

And on that note, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (tRaq7)

372 My show tonight was a huge success! Feeling so blessed right now! I made almost as much in 3 hours as I did last weekend! These women came to shop!! Another one Sunday, same venue. Beautiful Longview mansion.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (CNHr1)

373 I've read that there are more slaves in the world now, both in absolute numbers and as a percentage of the population, than at any other time in human history...


Damn, that's depressing. I wonder how they count that though. Also, there's more people on Earth than anytime in history, so I also wonder about the percentage accuracy.

Still, no matter how you look at it, the fact there is even one is inexcusable. So I'm quibbling.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (Z7oqE)

374 I'd guess we've defined down slavery to include what was considered mere peasantry a few generations ago.

The number and percentage of people with access to clean water, telecommunications (cheap mobile phones), basic medical care, etc., is all way up now compared to the recent past.

So, yeah, who knows.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (I/iGu)

375 German bread bag.
http://tinyurl.com/yb4va9w6

1936 US musette bag.
http://tinyurl.com/ybbguvgk

Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (zOpu5)

376 372 My show tonight was a huge success! Feeling so blessed right now! I made almost as much in 3 hours as I did last weekend! These women came to shop!! Another one Sunday, same venue. Beautiful Longview mansion.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (CNHr1)

What were you selling?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:20 PM (nBr1j)

377 Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (CNHr1)


Congrats! The hard work paid off. Here's hoping you have many more successful shows.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:20 PM (Z7oqE)

378 Don't they have alloys that can resist rust?
Wouldn't removing rust compromise the component, since it would reduce
the thickness of the layers of metal that it is made up of?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (/qEW2)

Like Publius says, stainless steel doesn't normally rust, although certain types of corrosion can affect it. But when you see rust on steel, you are seeing the remains of a thin surface layer that has been eaten up by oxygen. That is lost metal. Now a thick piece of metal can normally lose a tiny layer of itself, and still remain adequately strong to do its job, even if the derusted surface is slightly pitted. But thin metal, like auto bodies, can rust right right through.
There are some steel alloys that are designed to form a thin layer of rust, which coats the steel, and prevents it from rusting further. Commonly seen used for streetlight stanchions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 11:21 PM (oPNmq)

379 Current camera bag load:
Kiev 88 x1
Mags for above, loaded with Portra 400 (x1), and Fomapan 100 (x1)
Gossen Luna-Pro x1
2 rolls each, Kodak Portra 400 & Fomapan 100
CZ52 pistol x1, one loaded mag in well, one in side pocket.
LED penlight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:21 PM (fA1SL)

380 351 Wranglers. In left front pocket, ubama money clip (big paper clip), two 6-round .357 speed strips. In right front pocket cough drops, spent AK round (sentimental value), 1 lucky marble, Gerber folder. Left rear pocket checkbook, right rear pocket wallet. Left ankle holster .357 Ruger LCR. No fannypack needed.
Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 11:12 PM (zLDYs)

Is that even legal? It's like some vestige of the past. It just seems so unnecessary. The checkbook, I mean.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 16, 2017 11:21 PM (tMFgx)

381 378 Don't they have alloys that can resist rust?
Wouldn't removing rust compromise the component, since it would reduce
the thickness of the layers of metal that it is made up of?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 11:05 PM (/qEW2)

Like Publius says, stainless steel doesn't normally rust, although certain types of corrosion can affect it. But when you see rust on steel, you are seeing the remains of a thin surface layer that has been eaten up by oxygen. That is lost metal. Now a thick piece of metal can normally lose a tiny layer of itself, and still remain adequately strong to do its job, even if the derusted surface is slightly pitted. But thin metal, like auto bodies, can rust right right through.
There are some steel alloys that are designed to form a thin layer of rust, which coats the steel, and prevents it from rusting further. Commonly seen used for streetlight stanchions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 11:21 PM (oPNmq)

I used to watch ships coming through the Welland Canal. I lot of them looked rusty. Maybe that wasn't rust.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:22 PM (nBr1j)

382 Nothern lurker. My handmade jewelry.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:23 PM (CNHr1)

383 I couldn't stop laughing at the running Goggle guy. It looks so retarded.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 11:23 PM (VezBU)

384 382 Nothern lurker. My handmade jewelry.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:23 PM (CNHr1)

Hence your handle.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:23 PM (nBr1j)

385 Thanks GG! Finally seeing some results! Feels good!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:23 PM (CNHr1)

386 Al Frank N Furter would have been funnier, but not everyone 'gets' Rocky Horror.

Anyway now tomorrow and this weekend we'll get to talk about Trump's mean tweet against Stuart Smalley instead of Moore. So. That's a plus.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 11:24 PM (6FqZa)

387 Hence your handle.

Indeed!! I can handle it!! lol!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:24 PM (CNHr1)

388 373 I've read that there are more slaves in the world now, both in absolute numbers and as a percentage of the population, than at any other time in human history...


Damn, that's depressing. I wonder how they count that though. Also, there's more people on Earth than anytime in history, so I also wonder about the percentage accuracy.

Still, no matter how you look at it, the fact there is even one is inexcusable. So I'm quibbling.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (Z7oqE)

++++

I think some of those stats include prostitution as slavery. No doubt, there are some people in forced prostitution, but I think that is a pretty small portion of the prostitution business. Nonetheless, I think some of those stats include all prostitutes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:24 PM (pvjTE)

389

How do you pronounce 'musette' and how much does she charge?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:24 PM (t3kPl)

390 What AOP describes is commonly known as 'patina', and you can induce it on some materials with a little chemistry and care. Any of my carbon steel knives that didn't develop one naturally get a treatment of very dilute vinegar and heat, rinsing, rubbing, mineral oil, repeat as necessary. It's not quite as pretty as an honestly-earned patina from use, but if it's humid enough, the steel will turn orange before you get a good one so sometimes they get a cheater treatment first.

Posted by: hogmartin, and I'm OK at November 16, 2017 11:25 PM (y87Qq)

391 >>365
I've read that there are more slaves in the world now, both in absolute
numbers and as a percentage of the population, than at any other time in
human history...

***

Hmm...it is a tough call. Pretty much the whole population of China
were slaves under Mao, and most people in the Soviet bloc under Stalin.
So...probably the 50s?Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Z8FFX)



It was a while ago, but not that long ago! IIRC, the point of that statistic was that true captive servitude was never particularly common or widespread overall...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:25 PM (e9G8E)

392 Uh oh. Does Applebees have an all you can eat apps special?


Drink special this month is a pint of Pabst's Blue Ribbon for a buck.
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 16, 2017 11:00 PM (EK6pT)

Unless they are paying me, no deal.

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2017 11:25 PM (sE4m0)

393

Jewells, do you do design and custom work?I need something special for my special lady.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:26 PM (t3kPl)

394 Does the worldwide slave population include NFL players?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:26 PM (nBr1j)

395 (Heh....and of course, each kit/case has a laminated inventory card.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

396 How do you pronounce 'musette' and how much does she charge?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:24 PM (t3kPl)


You don' wanna know.

Posted by: Giacomo Puccini at November 16, 2017 11:27 PM (y87Qq)

397 @394: "Does the worldwide slave population include NFL players?"

Football players count as human cannonballs; ammunition.

NBA players are the real slaves in our country today.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:28 PM (I/iGu)

398 I'm laughing at every post. I think I need to go to bed. Or should I have another rum?
I never sleep.

Posted by: rust at November 16, 2017 11:28 PM (mJ8mX)

399
The layer that forms on stainless (and aluminum, btw) is called a "passive layer". Look that up for details. Basically a very thing oxide layer forms that prevents further oxidation of the base metal underneath.

Now, with regular steel, the rusting process just goes right through the oxide layer that forms and keeps eating it, under the right conditions, which is moisture and oxygen.

Exposure to certain chemical environments can eat right through a passive layer on some alloy that would resist resist normal iron rusting process. Some interesting metallurgy and chemistry in all that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 11:28 PM (8O3HH)

400 Carlos Santana, rockin' the fanny pack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 11:28 PM (/qEW2)

401 OT to rhomboid, re last night and the Pacific coast highway:

I'm sorry, I get wordy and it was unclear--we were staying in Salinas, and drove south from there to Big Sur and back.

Saw the trees, starting with saplings by the roadside, the farther south we went.

'Night, all. Sleep well when you do, and prayers for all those on the list (and those not, too <3 )

Posted by: barbarausa at November 16, 2017 11:28 PM (ru28e)

402 BackwardsBoy: ...And a handful of Butter Rum Lifesavers.

Loose, in the bottom of the bag, covered with lint and dirt... yum.

Posted by: mindful webworker's wint-o-green glow at November 16, 2017 11:28 PM (NU2/k)

403 Appropo of nothing, even with 2 Ambiens last night I could not sleep...even though I was exhausted. So at 3 AM I finally got up and cooked pasta. Carbs put me to sleep. Thing is, I wasn't hungry, so it was not fun.

I did fall asleep but when I woke up, I felt incredibly crappy. And crabby. I better sleep tonight. I can barely keep eyes open, so I think so.

And there's my sleep saga. I was a horror show all day.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:29 PM (Z7oqE)

404 No doubt, there are some people in forced prostitution,
I'm a volunteer!

Posted by: ben shapiro at November 16, 2017 11:30 PM (mJ8mX)

405 Jewells, do you do design and custom work?I need something special for my special lady.

I do indeed!!! Ask NaCly, he ordered something special for his wife and was very pleased. You can contact me thru my shop. Just click on my nic. Thanks!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:30 PM (CNHr1)

406 403. Sounds like somebody needs a couple of hot toddies.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:31 PM (fA1SL)

407

Doesn't the passive layer oxidation keep aluminum from catching on fire, deforming with ease, and sodomizing farm animals? Or am I thinking of Muslims smothered in Mayonnaise? I forget...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:31 PM (t3kPl)

408 GG.. two Ambien and you still couldn't sleep??? Jesus...hope you can sleep tonight. Been through it and still have a sleepless night once in awhile. It's a horrible feeling.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:32 PM (CNHr1)

409 Everyone's different, but antihistamines always kick my ass, doubly so with some melatonin and hot tea an hour or so before lights out.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:33 PM (I/iGu)

410 405 Jewells, do you do design and custom work?I need something special for my special lady.

I do indeed!!! Ask NaCly, he ordered something special for his wife and was very pleased. You can contact me thru my shop. Just click on my nic. Thanks!!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:30 PM (CNHr1)

Nice work. My wife is forever asking which necklace or earrings she should wear. I roll my eyes but give her my opinion, which oddly enough she seems to value.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:34 PM (nBr1j)

411 407. Oh, aluminum burns......not as easily as magnesium, but it burns. Especially is this true if it's thin-walled tubing of approx 6 cm diameter and packed with a mix of 5% by weight of sulphur mixed with thermite and bound by thinned nitrocellulose lacquer, with a suitable initiator.
So I've heard.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:34 PM (fA1SL)

412 I never recycle spent electronics... I've read they end up in mountainous heaps in South Asia where children are forced to pick them apart for the valuable metals!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:36 PM (e9G8E)

413 403 Appropo of nothing, even with 2 Ambiens last night I could not sleep...even though I was exhausted. So at 3 AM I finally got up and cooked pasta. Carbs put me to sleep. Thing is, I wasn't hungry, so it was not fun.

I did fall asleep but when I woke up, I felt incredibly crappy. And crabby. I better sleep tonight. I can barely keep eyes open, so I think so.

And there's my sleep saga. I was a horror show all day.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:29 PM (Z7oqE)

A guy I know couldn't fall asleep for the better part of a week. A doctor finally put him on a CPAP machine.

Sleep apnea seems to be the health condition du jour.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:37 PM (nBr1j)

414 Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:33 PM (I/iGu)

If I'm not tired, I could take two melatonin and drive all night without feeling drowsy at all. BUT - if I take a melatonin and do manage to fall asleep, I'll be out for at least 7 hours instead of sleeping for 3 hours and then staring at the ceiling until the sun comes up. Handy stuff, melatonin.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2017 11:37 PM (y87Qq)

415 Jewels, wife has been looking for a silver sand dollar neclace. You have anything like that?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

416 331 I miss having cats in my life
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 16, 2017 11:06 PM (l9m7l)


Cats are awesome!

We had to have our kitty put to sleep about this time last year. Now the neighbor cats have adopted us. We don't feed them or let them in our house, but they wait for us to get home from work and greet us and hang out with us when we are working outside.

Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2017 11:38 PM (ZapPq)

417 [@412: "I've read they end up in mountainous heaps in South Asia ..."

Africa too. All those old tube TVs have to go somewhere. And I hate to imagine what'll happen with all the first and second generation electric vehicle batteries when they start going back en masse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:38 PM (I/iGu)

418 *going bad

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:39 PM (I/iGu)

419 415 Jewels, wife has been looking for a silver sand dollar neclace. You have anything like that?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

My wife had one like that when we first got married. I always told her it was my favourite outfit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:39 PM (nBr1j)

420 What the bloody hell have they done to my beloved Firefox browser?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:39 PM (e9G8E)

421 Oh, everyone has stuff they have to carry. I carry two sets of keys, an opinel folding knife, one silver dollar, one silver ounce, and three dollars in quarters.

It's not OCD if I only do it to make myself feel better.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:40 PM (2K6fY)

422 420 What the bloody hell have they done to my beloved Firefox browser?

Turned it into a gay twink that blows behind the bus station for meth money...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:42 PM (t3kPl)

423 Be well all.

Hope it went well today rickl.

T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 16, 2017 11:42 PM (yJ1e6)

424 I think I've had an ounce too much of rum. This introvert is talking too much.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:42 PM (nBr1j)

425 372 My show tonight was a huge success! Feeling so blessed right now! I made almost as much in 3 hours as I did last weekend! These women came to shop!! Another one Sunday, same venue. Beautiful Longview mansion.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:19 PM (CNHr1)
**********************************

Congrats!

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 11:42 PM (5FQVt)

426 @414: "BUT - if I take a melatonin and do manage to fall asleep, I'll be out for at least 7 hours ..."

I've noticed that too. Out cold, intense dreams, and awake earlier than normal; well, earlier than normal for me.

But I have to get outta bed when I wake up. No screwing around. If I hit the snooze bar, then I wake up super groggy a few hours later, like I've been hit by a bus.

No bueno.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:42 PM (I/iGu)

427 424. Means ya need another two ounces.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:43 PM (fA1SL)

428 415 Jewels, wife has been looking for a silver sand dollar neclace. You have anything like that?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

Diamonds, that will shut her up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 11:44 PM (3/sUh)

429 Chavez, are you wanting a simple silver chain necklace with a sand dollar charm? Can do if that's what you need.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:44 PM (CNHr1)

430 Oh, they upgraded you FireFox browser.
Isn't it wonderful?

I found FF 29 on Tucows and I turned off all updates.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (5FQVt)

431 428 415 Jewels, wife has been looking for a silver sand dollar neclace. You have anything like that?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

Diamonds, that will shut her up


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 11:44 PM (3/sUh)

What? You hang around here when you're not working?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (nBr1j)

432 Oh, everyone has stuff they have to carry. I carry two sets of keys, an opinel folding knife...
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:40 PM (2K6fY)


Excellent choice. N° 8 carbon steel for me.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (y87Qq)

433 428; MH, tried that, my friend, didn't work.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

434 lol MH!! That's my birthstone and hubby always said why the hell did you have to have to most expensive birthstone!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (CNHr1)

435 A guy I know couldn't fall asleep for the better part of a week.


That only happened to me once, and omgawd, I swear I looked like a bag lady by the end, and acted like the cat above. It was a bowl of brown rice that finally put me out. That's how I learned about the carbs.

That week I took 3 Ambiens one night...still only got about an hour sleep. Also realized that was really stupid.

I was gonna take Benadryl last night too, but I was out of it.

Remember when Heath Ledger died. I'm thinking he was trying to get to sleep. You get really stupid and desperate after awhile, and don't think straight.





Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (Z7oqE)

436 The frugal farm girl I'm married to loves jewelry. Fortunately the frugal part over rules the loving jewelry part.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:47 PM (nBr1j)

437 What the bloody hell have they done to my beloved Firefox browser?


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:39 PM (e9G8E)

Funny, my Pale Moon browser got all morked up earlier. Lost the menu bar, and the bookmarks toolbar, and the mouse didn't work right. Had to reboot the computer. I think it came from that Giphy site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 11:47 PM (oPNmq)

438 Remember when Heath Ledger died. I'm thinking he was trying to get to sleep. You get really stupid and desperate after awhile, and don't think straight.

Truth.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (t3kPl)

439 Heh. Apparently EA has again overplayed their hand with their efforts to bleed their players of all money. They're removing microtransactions from Star Wars Battlefront 2 at least for the time being.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (cAnNx)

440 What? You hang around here when you're not working?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (nBr1j)

Hanging at the ONT is not workin' my friend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (3/sUh)

441 I will say that fanny packs make good concealed carry holsters for summer carry. I have a Camelbak Goblin (I don't think they make it anymore) that can conceal most handguns in my collection.

But, yeah, it's basically a man-purse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (xJa6I)

442 >>>Africa too. All those old tube TVs have to go
somewhere. And I hate to imagine what'll happen with all the first and
second generation electric vehicle batteries when they start going back
en masse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:38 PM (I/iGu)<<<

Stop sending us your crap!!!



Posted by: kids wearing Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl LI Champs t-shirts at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (LHVhu)

443 429, yes, something like that. she had one with the sand dollar about the size of a dime. with little stones in the sand dollar. lost it, can't find another one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (KP5rU)

444
What the bloody hell have they done to my beloved Firefox browser?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:39 PM


They made it look as it used to look.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

445 Okay I've finished with the rum and I haven't dropped any creative f-bombs. So I thin' I'm good.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 16, 2017 11:49 PM (nBr1j)

446 433 428; MH, tried that, my friend, didn't work.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

434 lol MH!! That's my birthstone and hubby always said why the hell did you have to have to most expensive birthstone!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:45 PM (CNHr1)

Mrs. MH is happy with her wedding ring. I haven't stepped in a jewelers shop in years

I am a lucky man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 11:49 PM (3/sUh)

447 Drink special this month is a pint of Pabst's Blue Ribbon for a buck.

Now if it was Hamms I'd be right there. Pabst is hipster beer

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 16, 2017 11:49 PM (lJW6d)

448 I Am The Walrus........

Posted by: Donnie at November 16, 2017 11:49 PM (HVt0H)

449

Be careful telling people you 'carry quarters.'

It's an old gay term for taping up rolls of quarters and carrying in your front pocket to make your junk look big.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:50 PM (t3kPl)

450 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (t3kPl)


Did you find a place to watch South Park?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:50 PM (Z7oqE)

451 Tool bag - fits in briefcase, satchel, or camera bag:
Leatherman multi tool x1
Butane lighter, small x2
Gorilla tape (10 ft)
Super glue tube x2
Single edge razor blade x2
Microfiber lens cloth x1

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 11:51 PM (fA1SL)

452 What the bloody hell have they done to my beloved Firefox browser?
Switch to Pale Moon. Easy to install and you can carryover all of your old bookmarks. I haven't found any problems with it recently, like losing toolbars, although there was a new version update just this morning that I accepted.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 11:51 PM (mJ8mX)

453 I think Mozilla finally implemented the big update they have been talking about. The one that would disable the majority of the addons.

I left them long ago for Pale Moon, so not a problem. But, I keep seeing it discussed at slashdot.

I think I saw that FF v 57 was the one where the big changes take place, so get one with a smaller version number if you don't like what you see.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:52 PM (FUu/Z)

454 Yahoo has managed to become such a friendly and modern email service, now I can't use it to send emails.

At least it justified hiring more programmers, I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:52 PM (2K6fY)

455 447 Drink special this month is a pint of Pabst's Blue Ribbon for a buck.

Now if it was Hamms I'd be right there. Pabst is hipster beer
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 16, 2017 11:49 PM (lJW6d)

Have a Rhinelaner and keep 'er movin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 11:52 PM (3/sUh)

456 After I read Breitbart, I usually feel depressed.

Why do I do it?

Posted by: booknlass at November 16, 2017 11:53 PM (9mZIr)

457 I'm blaming Sonobi...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:53 PM (e9G8E)

458 You said it ONT Hombres......Nobody Fuck's with The Jesus.

Posted by: Jesus Quintana at November 16, 2017 11:53 PM (HVt0H)

459 chavez.. let me check into it. Would you mind emailing me or messaging me thru my shop? That way we can communicate faster since I'm not always on here. Click on my nic to get to my shop or email jewells45 at the yahoo.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:54 PM (CNHr1)

460 @439: "They're removing microtransactions from Star Wars Battlefront 2 at least for the time being."

They'll bring back micro transactions shortly after New Years, and worse, they'll be able to position them as a way for stragglers to catch up with players who got started during the holidays.

Most parents don't really give a shit about video game ratings, but they really should rate some of these games as mature because of micro transaction gambling for loot boxes, equipment, etc.

Never gonna happen 'cause ESRB is a industry staffed private org.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:54 PM (I/iGu)

461 Night all... this lady is bushed! Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (CNHr1)

462 My junk is bigger than a roll of quarters.

Now, a roll of fi'ty cent pieces, that would be impressive.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (2K6fY)

463 After I read Breitbart, I usually feel depressed.

Why do I do it?
Posted by: booknlass at November 16, 2017 11:53 PM (9mZIr)


I know, right? I'll stay away & then get linked and end up reading too much. It's like a frenemy.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (Z7oqE)

464

GG, too busy thus far but will investigate when I can. As occasionally irritating as SP was, I miss watching it... sometimes it still has a bite and a message.

And of course, Mr. Slave 'engulfing' Paris Hilton in the Slut Off...

Cartman, Girl Friend? Can't wait to track that down!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (t3kPl)

465 439 Heh. Apparently EA has again overplayed their hand with their efforts to bleed their players of all money. They're removing microtransactions from Star Wars Battlefront 2 at least for the time being.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (cAnNx)

++++

That's only part of the problem, isn't it? They made it so that you have to grind away forever to get to some of the best features. Then, they allowed you to buy your way past the grind, for a fairly hefty sum. But, if they disable the money path, that means that all that's left is the grinding. They've just screwed over the ones that want to pay without doing anything for those that don't want to pay but don't want to dedicate their lives to grinding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:56 PM (pvjTE)

466 Breitbart's rather rapey tonight...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:56 PM (e9G8E)

467 Rhinelander is just going too far. Any beer you can buy a case for less than $10 just ain't gonna be very good. K st sayin'.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (lJW6d)

468 455; Rhinelander, the chosen swill of most flannel wearing bar flies from up nort. Their huntin and fishin stories never leave mahogany bend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

469 Sometimes you eat the Bear, and sometimes, well, He eats you.

Posted by: The Stranger at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (HVt0H)

470 Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (2K6fY)


Girth.

Obligatory.
Insomniac would say it, but he's asleep.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (Z7oqE)

471 I Am The Walrus........
Posted by: Donnie at November 16, 2017 11:49 PM (HVt0H)
---
I feel ya.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 11:58 PM (JhE5a)

472

6 rolls of quarters. 3 in a triangle, repeat.

A sad imitation of those of us whose nickname is Tripod, but...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 17, 2017 12:00 AM (t3kPl)

473 Hey, you up north guys, do they serve Rhinelander on tap up there? Or just shorty bottles?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 17, 2017 12:00 AM (lJW6d)

474 Sometimes you eat the Bear, and sometimes, well, He eats you.
Posted by: The Stranger at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (HVt0H)
---
Well, there wasn't any oral involved...

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at November 17, 2017 12:00 AM (JhE5a)

475 467 Rhinelander is just going too far. Any beer you can buy a case for less than $10 just ain't gonna be very good. K st sayin'.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (lJW6d)

Fuckin' rich piker.

In 1977 with a fake ID quantity baby not quality

Or so I heard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2017 12:01 AM (3/sUh)

476 yeah, and the photo-essay about Biden Ace had up today and that's running on Breitbart: I hope it sticks to the dirty sumbitch like tar.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 12:02 AM (9mZIr)

477 Oh, hey, Canada Times lede:

Trump reverses ban on remains of elephants killed as trophies.

Nice to know they are also "fair and balanced"

(I was trying to track down the cause of death of the Canadian MP that died in Colombia. I have dark suspicions)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:02 AM (2K6fY)

478 @465: "That's only part of the problem, isn't it?"

The original math required an estimated 2000 hours of grinding to unlock everything. That's just stupidly unbalanced.

The bigger mistake was locking Luke and Vader from the get go. No one wants to spend $80 then find out the main namesake characters are unplayable. Equipment and levels and such? Sure, lock those, but Luke and Vader? Stupid.

It's the future of gaming though. It's amazing how much money kids can spend in-game when their parents aren't watching or simply don't care.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 12:02 AM (I/iGu)

479 460 @439: "They're removing microtransactions from Star Wars Battlefront 2 at least for the time being."

They'll bring back micro transactions shortly after New Years, and worse, they'll be able to position them as a way for stragglers to catch up with players who got started during the holidays.

Most parents don't really give a shit about video game ratings, but they really should rate some of these games as mature because of micro transaction gambling for loot boxes, equipment, etc.

Never gonna happen 'cause ESRB is a industry staffed private org.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 11:54 PM (I/iGu)



But Belgium is currently looking into if it can be called gambling. A lot of people definitely think it is.

And yeah I expect them to come back, and they're sure not taking them out of other games right now. Hell Activision is looking into doing some really scummy behavior with microtransactions, and 2K games has said all future games will have them. But EA went overboard here, kind of like how they did Dead Space 3 a number of years ago.

They had a really horrible set up that pissed people off in the beta and then they tried to walk that back. Than with the early access release people saw how "grinding" would be required to unlock Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader and they again had to roll that back even more, but they still did crap with it again. Then they had the rewards time limited on the Arcade mode of the game, you know like a mobile phone game does with "you must wait 45 minutes to get more lives, OR you can pay some more money to keep playing!" In a $60+ video game.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:02 AM (cAnNx)

480 466 Breitbart's rather rapey tonight...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 11:56 PM (e9G8E)

And it's beautiful. Dems going under the bus, left and right.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 12:03 AM (tbOMB)

481 I come from the land of Kingsbury. Now that was a real mans beer. Put hair on your chest, it did.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 17, 2017 12:03 AM (lJW6d)

482 ....but don't want to dedicate their lives to grinding.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:56 PM (pvjTE)

I'm game

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 17, 2017 12:03 AM (3/sUh)

483 Keep on fucking that chicken, Abdul.
See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:03 AM (mJ8mX)

484 >>>292
I used to love ALICE until I met MOLLE...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2017 10:54 PM (e9G8E)


Ermergerd! I just saw that pic of Al Frankenstein molesting that sleeping MOLLE-wearing trooper, again, at Breitbart... I feel so cheap and dirty now!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:04 AM (e9G8E)

485 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (t3kPl)


There you are! I was kinda playing a sleuthing/guessing game last night seeing if someone could figure it out. Then you disappeared and I felt like a heel. There is a place you can watch it free.

SouthParkStudios.com
OR
Southpark.cc.com

You can watch free, but the new episodes are free for a short time before they go to Hulu. Not sure what it is.

Anyway, a lot of stuff there. It wasn't working today, which hasn't happened before, but could be my iPad.

Usually the new episodes are available the day after they air.

Anyway, have fun.


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:04 AM (Z7oqE)

486 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Franken at November 17, 2017 12:05 AM (+0jcH)

487 481 I come from the land of Kingsbury. Now that was a real mans beer. Put hair on your chest, it did.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 17, 2017 12:03 AM (lJW6d)

Have not heard of or thought of that brew in years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2017 12:05 AM (3/sUh)

488 when i was learning my craft, it was either ohm style, or, eagle piss. swill for the discerning broke assed minor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

489 Legend has it that the Kingsbury recipe can be bought under the label of Lost Lake, brewed in La Crosse. I haven't been brave enough to try it. 30 pack for $12

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 17, 2017 12:08 AM (lJW6d)

490 Hanging at the ONT is not workin' my friend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2017 11:48 PM (3/sUh)

Surely you jest? It is in my nic!


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:08 AM (rb1zT)

491 In the trunk: Full-sized spare tire, jack, wheel-spider, & lugnut wrench w/cheater; Flares x5; Wool GI blanket in vacuum-packed bag; Thigh-length canvas smock in vacuum-pack; Two pairs cotton gloves; Empty Gerry can; 1 gallon each antifreeze, motor oil; Jumper cables and jump-pack; fatigue trousers, shirt, socks, underwear, vacuum bagged; plash-palatka; lantern.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:09 AM (fA1SL)

492 Well, that's weird. I have lost the link preview capability. Use to be, if I hovered the cursor over a link, the link url would display in the bottom bar of the screen. Now, it doesn't. That sounds like a malware issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:09 AM (oPNmq)

493 Ve believe in Vothing, expect Vannon's Vroclomations of Vothing.....

Vy the vay.....is Vunny around?

Posted by: Karl Hungus at November 17, 2017 12:09 AM (HVt0H)

494 That's only part of the problem, isn't it? They made it so that you have to grind away forever to get to some of the best features. Then, they allowed you to buy your way past the grind, for a fairly hefty sum. But, if they disable the money path, that means that all that's left is the grinding. They've just screwed over the ones that want to pay without doing anything for those that don't want to pay but don't want to dedicate their lives to grinding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2017 11:56 PM (pvjTE)



I don't mind having character unlocks. But yeah the thing is that it needs to be reasonable. And that's been the problem with sticking in the microtransactions. Did you decide to make the unlocks so it gives people a bit of a satisfaction at earning the reward, did you make the leveling system so that people get some decent play at the game? Or did you make it so over the top or the game grind so tedious that you go "Yeah you could spend 60 hours just to level up your favorite gun, ORRRRRR you could just throw down 10 dollars and get it now! And look here's a big flashy button saying 'But it Now!'"

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:12 AM (cAnNx)

495 Uncle Palpatine, you're like James Bond of the Real World to me.

please, what's a plash-palatka?
or a Gerry can?

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 12:12 AM (9mZIr)

496 491; Uncle, must be one of dem ice road truckin dudes. Or, ready for the four horsemen of the apoclypse. Damn, I would need a pick up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

497 Have I missed anything since comment #8?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:13 AM (IcT7t)

498 492 Well, that's weird. I have lost the link preview capability. Use to be, if I hovered the cursor over a link, the link url would display in the bottom bar of the screen. Now, it doesn't. That sounds like a malware issue.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:09 AM (oPNmq)


Which browser?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:13 AM (cAnNx)

499 >>>Sometimes you eat the Bear, and sometimes, well, He eats you.

Posted by: The Stranger at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (HVt0H)<<<

...

Posted by: zombie Timothy Treadwell at November 17, 2017 12:14 AM (LHVhu)

500 497 Have I missed anything since comment #8?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:13 AM (IcT7t)

I dunno, I missed most of them too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:14 AM (rb1zT)

501 ha ha, uh oh. Tucker's got that look on his face, listening to the Mayor of Albany. As if he can not believe what he's hearing, at the incredible, mind-numbing idiocy of it all.

I just turn down the sound and only listen to Tucker in times like this. I can get the gist of the guest's remarks. that's all I want of them.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 12:15 AM (9mZIr)

502 497 Have I missed anything since comment #8?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:13 AM (IcT7t)

Not. A. Fucking. Thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2017 12:15 AM (3/sUh)

503 I actually know Jody Warner from elementary and high school. She's from my small town. She and about 3 other girls got into an accident when they were sophomores leaving a party with an ice chest in the back of the car full of beer. Luckily for them, they hit a drunk driver (well, except for the driver of their car who was paralyzed for life) and her mom was the county DA. Needless to say the ice chest disappeared, they never had to take sobriety tests, the drunk driver went away for 20 years, and all the girls got a settlement from the car company. So...
She may have a problem

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 17, 2017 12:15 AM (rfjjV)

504 That's alot of junk in the trunk! (That's what the Paki chicken said!)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:15 AM (mJ8mX)

505 Plash palatka is a sorta trapezoidal piece of heavy canvas with buttons and drawstrings. Rigged properly, it's a poncho on steroids. Amazing piece of gear.
Gerry can is a gasoline cannister of about 5 gallon capacity. All-steel and built to last.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:15 AM (fA1SL)

506 462 My junk is bigger than a roll of quarters.

Now, a roll of fi'ty cent pieces, that would be impressive.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2017 11:55 PM (2K6fY)

Just for the record, a roll of 50 cent coins holds twenty coins and is about 2 inches long.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 17, 2017 12:16 AM (tMFgx)

507 Not. A. Fucking. Thing.

Ah, typical night then.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:16 AM (IcT7t)

508 Gerry can is a gasoline cannister of about 5 gallon capacity. All-steel and built to last.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:15 AM (fA1SL)

Olive drab?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:17 AM (rb1zT)

509 >>>Sometimes you eat the Bear, and sometimes, well, He eats you.

Posted by: The Stranger at November 16, 2017 11:57 PM (HVt0H)<<<

Yeah... eats...

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at November 17, 2017 12:18 AM (LHVhu)

510 496. Close. I live in Texas, where anything is possible. All fits in the trunk of a '97 Corolla with plenty of room to spare.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:18 AM (fA1SL)

511 Any ONT League Members in the market for homework shakedowns, undies, or toes......I'm the resident expert. Just sayin.........

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 17, 2017 12:18 AM (HVt0H)

512 503: who is Jody Warner? I'm a dumb fuck. And, uninformed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:18 AM (KP5rU)

513 plash-palatka
Rain-tent-body cover from Soviet WW2.

And a jerrycan is a (spare) portable gasoline can although there were water ones too from the WW2 Germans thus "Jerry" although everybody used them.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:18 AM (mJ8mX)

514 508. It was, at one time. Still is, mostly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:19 AM (fA1SL)

515 500 comments, and nobody has complimented me on being able to get this ancient damn Pixy software to display "infidel"in Arabic in the OP. SMDH, I don't know why it even try people!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:19 AM (Nyyc4)

516 512 503: who is Jody Warner? I'm a dumb fuck. And, uninformed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:18 AM (KP5rU)



Its in the post. Not surprising you didn't read about it.

(Only reason I know is that I just searched and saw that it was in the post.)

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:20 AM (cAnNx)

517 Ahh, Jody Warner is the now famous Texas prosecutor who got fired for a drunken rant at an Uber driver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:20 AM (rb1zT)

518 @512

She's the Dallas Assistant district attorney who got plastered and then trhreatened the uber driver from the above link

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 17, 2017 12:20 AM (rfjjV)

519 Infidel? I thought it read "chicken-fucker"?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (mJ8mX)

520 Wow, I just read that link to the Dallas Observer.

Since all the papers locally are run by USA Today, I was unaware there was ANY editorial or opinion pieces in this day and age that had fire and did not slime conservatives and Christians.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (2K6fY)

521 513. Yep - gerrycan or jerrycan = 'kanister' po russki.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (fA1SL)

522 Which browser?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:13 AM (cAnNx)

Pale Moon. I just fixed it. Did a duckduckgo search, and found a link to that exact question asked on the Pale Moon forum. Answer was to go into about:config, and set statusbar4evar to "true", and restart browser. That restored the status bar and the link preview feature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (oPNmq)

523 515; morons can't read arabic. sorry man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (KP5rU)

524 Yea new Firefox blazingly fast doesn't have NoScript, so I get to see all the shit I've been missing.

Upgrades are wondrous things.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (4XCge)

525 Plash palatka is a sorta trapezoidal piece of heavy canvas with buttons and drawstrings. Rigged properly, it's a poncho on steroids. Amazing piece of gear.

cool. yep, you're a secret agent man.

I want one of those plash palatkas. Riding horses across Nebraska, first day, I was gratified to have a poncho when it began to rain, and continued, all day.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (9mZIr)

526 515 500 comments, and nobody has complimented me on being able to get this ancient damn Pixy software to display "infidel"in Arabic in the OP. SMDH, I don't know why it even try people!
Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:19 AM (Nyyc4)

Congrats Weirrddave. At this, the crown of your life's accomplishments- what do you want to do?
j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:22 AM (rb1zT)

527 thanks re: Jody Warner. Heard her on the news, she seems nice. Just needs a good tonsil washing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

528 Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:19 AM (Nyyc4)


lol
I didn't realize that was you. Thought it was a screen grab from someone else.

Excellent job WD.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:23 AM (Z7oqE)

529 515 500 comments, and nobody has complimented me on being able to get this ancient damn Pixy software to display "infidel"in Arabic in the OP. SMDH, I don't know why it even try people!
Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:19 AM (Nyyc4

Tulips.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2017 12:23 AM (3/sUh)

530 492 Well, that's weird. I have lost the link preview capability. Use to be, if I hovered the cursor over a link, the link url would display in the bottom bar of the screen. Now, it doesn't. That sounds like a malware issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:09 AM (oPNmq)

++++

Sounds like your status bar got turned off. If you turn it back in the Toolbars menu, I think that will get you back to normal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 12:24 AM (FUu/Z)

531 525. Pro tip : damned things weigh almost 8 or 10 pounds and are treated with something that makes them waterproof buy also sorta fuggy. Wear it open whenever possible.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:24 AM (fA1SL)

532 "Congrats Weirrddave. At this, the crown of your life's accomplishments- what do you want to do?"

I'll put a buck on "Chicken Ranch".

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (3myMJ)

533 A quick question for the horde. I've been involved in sort of a long distance friendship with a guy for a few months. We email and IM regularly, and we've met for lunch. He's researched me, but I haven't researched him.

Well... I've found out he's married. Or at least every public record says he's married. He's never brought it up. Do I simply confront him with it? I'm not necessarily interested in anything more than being friends, however, it's not always good to be that friendly with a married guy.

Any ideas/ advice is appreciated.


Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)

534 Congrats Weirrddave. At this, the crown of your life's accomplishments- what do you want to do?

I'm going to Disneyland!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (Nyyc4)

535 morons can't read arabic. sorry man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:21 AM (KP5rU)

I went and looked, and saw some squiggles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (oPNmq)

536 She may have a problem.


Paralyzed driver for life. Whoa. That'd haunt me.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (Z7oqE)

537 Palpatine, if you get a 50 cal can you can put two propane bottles, a Century single burner propane stove and a Century mini "mighty-lite" propane lantern in it, and they will not rattle

And you are set for light and coffee for any emergency

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (2K6fY)

538 Although there was also a Jody Warner who was on the George Burns and Gracie Allen Show.

I doubt it was her. If it was, she deserves a beer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (rb1zT)

539 In the new Firefox "Quantum" - the tab preview is a bubble pop-up when one hovers now, instead of in a box at the bottom like it was...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:26 AM (e9G8E)

540 533: move on down the road. won't end well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

541 Olive drab?


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:17 AM


Actual jerry jerrycans? Or, the copies?

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 12:26 AM (qGuLD)

542 533. Don't say a word. His marital status - either way - shouldn't affect your friendship. Asking might get you an answer you neither want nor need.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:27 AM (fA1SL)

543 @533

Pro tip: guys can't be friends with women. If they're attractive. We'll still bang you. Sorry. If you're super not attractive, than maybe, but you better be really bad looking

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 17, 2017 12:27 AM (rfjjV)

544 Sounds like your status bar got turned off. If you turn it back in the Toolbars menu, I think that will get you back to normal.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 12:24 AM (FUu/Z)

Yeah, it did get turned off, but I couldn't turn it back on via the Toolbars menu. See my 522.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:27 AM (oPNmq)

545 541. These are, I think, American. I'd have to check.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:28 AM (fA1SL)

546 Any ideas/ advice is appreciated.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)

I always say: honesty is the best policy except when you do not want to know the answer.

If you possibly want to date the guy, ask him about it. If not, don't worry about it unless he makes a move- then ask.

'Course, I am single, so YMMV.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:28 AM (rb1zT)

547 shibumi, he's already spying on you. eff that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:28 AM (KP5rU)

548 I was told there would be no translation required in the overnight thread.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 12:29 AM (I/iGu)

549 Have I jumped into a time warp parallel universe and it's 1692 but it's not women this time?

Posted by: kalneva at November 17, 2017 12:29 AM (vhW1R)

550 Any ideas/ advice is appreciated.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)


Uh... on a scale from 1 to 10, don't have your name be the one she finds if/when she ransacks his accounts and devices for "the other girl".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 12:29 AM (y87Qq)

551 @499....

Truer words........Fact. Bears will eat you. Should've invest in bear spray Amigo.......

Why I drink Sarsaparilla.......keeps the head clear, Bear Weary.

Posted by: The Stranger at November 17, 2017 12:29 AM (HVt0H)

552 I could read it. Didn't know you had such trouble writing it. Kudos for getting that shit past PixyWare 0.7 #twoweeks Alpha.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

553 533 A quick question for the horde. I've been involved in sort of a long distance friendship with a guy for a few months. We email and IM regularly, and we've met for lunch. He's researched me, but I haven't researched him.

Well... I've found out he's married. Or at least every public record says he's married. He's never brought it up. Do I simply confront him with it? I'm not necessarily interested in anything more than being friends, however, it's not always good to be that friendly with a married guy.

Any ideas/ advice is appreciated.




Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)



Is he on Facebook? Are you on Facebook? If he kind of hems and haws about that well...

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:30 AM (cAnNx)

554 Don't say a word. His marital status - either way - shouldn't affect
your friendship. Asking might get you an answer you neither want nor
need.
--

I've thought about that.

However, I'm pretty sure he's interested in me romantically, and I don't need a married man chasing after me. Or an angry wife doing God only knows what.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:30 AM (aT+Bx)

555 515 500 comments, and nobody has complimented me on being able to get this ancient damn Pixy software to display "infidel"in Arabic in the OP. SMDH, I don't know why it even try people!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:19 AM (Nyyc4)

++++

Hah! I saw the Arabic in the pic, but I didn't notice the bit below it. I assume you used one of the html code generating sites like this one.

https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

كافر

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 12:30 AM (FUu/Z)

556 @536

Didn't slow her down a bit. I knew a guy that...um...dated her for awhile. She liked to party. A guy I worked with later was a cop and said he caught her drinking with weed and told her parents and nothing. It's a small town, pop. 12,000. Every one knows everything here. This doesn't surprise me a bit.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 17, 2017 12:30 AM (rfjjV)

557 537. Got those 'buddy burner' things - rolled up cardboard in a tin can, impregnated with paraffine wax - and a canteen cooker cup in just such a case. Few sleeves of instant coffee, a pack of ramen. All fits with room to spare in a .30 cal ammo box.
Yeah - I've over-thought and over-prepared.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:31 AM (fA1SL)

558 I don't understand the reference/s, kalneva?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:31 AM (mJ8mX)

559 Pro-tip...

Turn in your plash palatka for a proper silicone-coated nylon mil-spec poncho (made by "ORC Industries"). Cut the worthless edges with the snaps and grommets off to make it much lighter and more compactable! It's what I have for emergencies...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:31 AM (e9G8E)

560 Or since he's researched you, you can bring up that you researched him and then ask about his wife

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 12:31 AM (cAnNx)

561 Paralyzed driver for life. Whoa. That'd haunt me.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (Z7oqE)

Sounds like Jody Warner was not the driver, just a passenger in a car full of drunk teenagers. What I figure she should feel guilty for is railroading the driver of the other car, who, although also drunk, may not have been the cause of the wreck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:32 AM (oPNmq)

562 My kids only want to buy games with Mature ratings.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 12:32 AM (9TU00)

563 I'm not necessarily interested in anything more than being friends, however, it's not always good to be that friendly with a married guy.



No, it's really not.

I'm really not sure.

You could try something like "So how does your wife feel about our friendship?" But in person so you can see his reaction.

There are some other things too, but that's all I've got tonight. That he hasn't told you about being married seems a bad sign, IMO. He may want more.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:32 AM (Z7oqE)

564 Where's this bitch, shibumi!!!

Posted by: mrs senator al franken at November 17, 2017 12:32 AM (mJ8mX)

565 554. That's entirely on him. You cannot affect or control what others think or feel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:32 AM (fA1SL)

566 A quick question for the horde. I've been involved in sort of a long distance friendship with a guy for a few months. We email and IM regularly, and we've met for lunch. He's researched me, but I haven't researched him.

Well... I've found out he's married. Or at least every public record says he's married. He's never brought it up. Do I simply confront him with it? I'm not necessarily interested in anything more than being friends, however, it's not always good to be that friendly with a married guy.

Any ideas/ advice is appreciated.


I'm sorry, I don't, but this raises a question. I don't generally stay in the comments of any ONTs except my own, so I may have missed something, but has anyone heard anything from, what's her name, Tickled Pink(?-I'm bad with names) lately? As I recall, she is a youngish Moron who was going to meet someone she met online. I just realized I hadn't seen her commenting in a while. Maybe it's the Dad in me, but should I be worried?

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

567 Turn in your plash palatka for a proper silicone-coated nylon mil-spec poncho (made by "ORC Industries"). Cut the worthless edges with the snaps and grommets off to make it much lighter and more compactable! It's what I have for emergencies...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

Those thru-hole, double-sided GI snaps are hard to find. If you want light, checkout a Gatewood Cape.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 12:34 AM (9TU00)

568

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 12:34 AM (I/iGu)

569 Any ideas/ advice is appreciated.
Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)


I dated a lady for 8 years, who was married, but her husband walked out on her several years before I took up with her.

(part of) The reason I broke it off is that she told me not only would she not marry me, she would never marry me, and she thought I was aware of this.

I don't have an answer for you, there are lots of reasons you might see what you see. You may or may not want to know why. (I am certainly not the person for personal advice, unless you want to know fantastically wonderful ways to screw your life up. )

You may want to decide what you are looking for though, and what you are willing to put up with. Remember also, you may change your mind, and you may decide what you once were willing to put up with stops being acceptable.



Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:34 AM (2K6fY)

570 for #564, shibumi.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (mJ8mX)

571 I find these 'things you carry' incredibly fun to read.

guess I'd better start prepping. I'm the one who's got to be ready; being single, that's just the way it is.

could be enjoyable, too.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (9mZIr)

572 On the other hand, I found perverse pleasure for a while being able to honestly say, "Bigamy? I'd say it was big of ALL of us"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (2K6fY)

573 @561

Bingo. I wasn't there but I've heard stories her parents (dad a lawyer, mom a DA) helped spirit away evidence after the fact. Don't know if that's true but I do know it never came out at trial the girls had been drinking.
Guy later died in prison. Not that he was innocent, just he wasn't totally guilty either.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (rfjjV)

574 For some reason, I thought Pixy nuked all non-ASCII characters, and indirect character code references too, but I guess not.

Interesting.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (I/iGu)

575 Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=372420#c27896496

Seemed OK I guess?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (y87Qq)

576 Pro tip: guys can't be friends with women. If they're attractive. We'll
still bang you. Sorry. If you're super not attractive, than maybe, but
you better be really bad looking
--

I kind of know that too.

Buzzion... that's a good idea.

Generally, I don't mind people researching me. I kind of expect it.

He's not on Facebook; I'm not either.

I'm good at looking up info, and all signals point to "he's got a wife living at his house listed with the same number he has."

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:35 AM (aT+Bx)

577 558 I don't understand the reference/s, kalneva?


Witch hunting seems to be the order of the day. Mass hysteria that builds upon itself. Not an original thought, I admit.

Posted by: kalneva at November 17, 2017 12:36 AM (vhW1R)

578 Why beat around the bush. Just ask him if he's married. It shouldn't be an awkward question.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2017 12:36 AM (2DOZq)

579 559. But the p-p is paid for and makes a hand-dandy tarp/ground cloth. If I had to carry all that kit on my person - I've got an empty ruck in the trunk - it would be a different matter.
(It occurs to me - I need to add a gallon of water and maybe some peanuts or jerky to my car-kit.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:36 AM (fA1SL)

580 I'm sorry, I don't, but this raises a question. I
don't generally stay in the comments of any ONTs except my own, so I may
have missed something, but has anyone heard anything from, what's her
name, Tickled Pink(?-I'm bad with names) lately? As I recall, she is a
youngish Moron who was going to meet someone she met online. I just
realized I hadn't seen her commenting in a while. Maybe it's the Dad in
me, but should I be worried?

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

Tickled Pink is here pretty regularly. I guess the romance is blossoming. Boyfriend wants her to pack up and move to England. She would rather he move to the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:37 AM (oPNmq)

581 Speaking as a married guy, I cant imagine having enough time to woo another women. So, maybe he's separated/divorced.

If you don't want more, why do you care.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 12:37 AM (9TU00)

582 Well... I've found out he's married.

Late to the party but as John McCain has said on more than one occasion, "Eject! Eject! Eject!"

'Course I'm the bad advice guy, so make of that what you will.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:37 AM (IcT7t)

583 shibumi, if you have to ask, well, run.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:38 AM (KP5rU)

584 515 gj, WeirdDave.

Posted by: Danny at November 17, 2017 12:38 AM (kUotE)

585 564
Where's this bitch, shibumi!!!

Posted by: mrs senator al franken at November 17, 2017 12:32 AM
--

That made me laugh.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 12:38 AM (aT+Bx)

586 541. These are, I think, American. I'd have to check.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:28 AM


Copies, particularly american would be OD. Or, jungle green etc, some shade of green. Depending on the theatre they get issued for, but generally OD or JG. The original kraut ones were most commonly not. Either grey or dark yellow, typically.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 12:39 AM (qGuLD)

587 But the p-p is paid for and makes a hand-dandy tarp/ground cloth. If I had to carry all that kit on my person - I've got an empty ruck in the trunk - it would be a different matter.
(It occurs to me - I need to add a gallon of water and maybe some peanuts or jerky to my car-kit.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Plaka's get heavy when wetted thru.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 12:39 AM (9TU00)

588 Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

I thought TickledPink got run off for being a drama queen?


Oh and shibumi? It's very hard for men to just stick to friendships with women short of certain circumstances. If this dude is married and hasn't told you he's either separated or looking for side action.


Proceed with caution.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 17, 2017 12:39 AM (IYHxL)

589 Don't be Paolo.

Tell him/her that you're not Paolo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 12:39 AM (6FqZa)

590 I think gumdrop gorilla's advice is sound.

Posted by: kalneva at November 17, 2017 12:39 AM (vhW1R)

591 I've given up asking why people do the things they do online.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 12:39 AM (I/iGu)

592 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 12:37 AM (oPNmq)

I stand corrected. I guess I didn't realize how little I, these past two days notwithstanding.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 17, 2017 12:40 AM (IYHxL)

593 587. Dammit.....I know you're right......but I'm a stingy SOB.

*starts looking up improved nylon ponchos *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (fA1SL)

594 thathalfican, how you doin? all settled in the new place?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (KP5rU)

595 She was also in Monday's ONT:

358 hey folks!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 13, 2017 11:20 PM (smD62)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (pvjTE)

596 WaPo story: Location of biggest increase in Obamacare premiums?

Urbane, collegiate, dark-blue Charlottesville, Va.

Eat a dick, Charlottesville.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (hgpSN)

597 I've heard of the Gatewood cape -- pricey for something you might never use unless you're a trekker...

Dija know the Gatewood was named for Emma "Grandma" Gatewood -- the first woman to through-hike the Appalachian Trail, at age 67? She didn't have a Gatewood cape, though -- she used a vinyl shower curtain on her travels!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (e9G8E)

598 "I knew Roy for years.....A fifteen year old? Is this some sort of joke?
They were always at least seventeen......."

"Another Caucasian, Dude?"

Posted by: Jackie Treehorn at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (HVt0H)

599 For some reason, I thought Pixy nuked all non-ASCII characters, and indirect character code references too, but I guess not.
It depends, Walter. I couldn't get ampersands here at first; then I could; then Ace/Pixy allowed special ASCII characters like the musical notes that I could access; but now I can't get any of them any more just the Pixy smilies.

Edited by Weirddave Yeah, we'll have none of THAT here.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (mJ8mX)

600 Товарищ Palpatine, whereabouts in the country do you live?

I considered kitting out my car with all kinds of stuff but finally figured that living in Lansing and visiting Indianapolis along the interstate every 3 months or so, I'm basically never outside of maybe ten miles from civilization so aside from the car stuff (jumper cables, fluids, fuses), I just keep some hard candies, a Swedish mess kit, and an entrenching tool plus a USGI wool blanket. If I were in Wyoming or Alaska or something, yeah, maybe... but if I get in trouble outside of cell phone range I can walk until I get signal, and if that's not an option, the 50W dual band ham radio is right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 12:42 AM (y87Qq)

601 Oh, no! The barrel trying to do ASCII!

It's a trap! A trap!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:42 AM (mJ8mX)

602 If you have a plaka - then you need a spetnaz shovel.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 12:42 AM (9TU00)

603 holy fuck, barrel time. say hi to al.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:42 AM (KP5rU)

604 I larfed: https://i.redd.it/y9yrze831hyz.png

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

605 Palpatine, get one of those Swedish alcohol stoves too. Use it with the Swedish mess kit that has the slip on cooker sleeve, they boil water up well.

People make fun of me for having both the propane and the alcohol stoves, but I have used them both.

Another useful thing is squares of cotton cloth dipped in molten wax and them rolled loosely up for fire lighters, and my favorite is cotton balls and a small tub of vaseline for starting fires.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:43 AM (2K6fY)

606 Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:41 AM (KP5rU)

Oh yeah more than settled. Gotta do some stuff to the basement to get it looking right but overall it's good to go.

Found out we're having a boy so that was pretty cool.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 17, 2017 12:43 AM (IYHxL)

607 Feel free to delete #599, Weird Dave.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:43 AM (mJ8mX)

608 @599: "Lorem ipsum ..."

Holy hell. Do not taunt happy fun barrel.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 12:43 AM (I/iGu)

609 Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:42 AM (mJ8mX)


Jesus Christ Andy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2017 12:44 AM (3/sUh)

610 578 Why beat around the bush. Just ask him if he's married. It shouldn't be an awkward question.



It's the lying. He may even have done this before and is quite smooth at the lying. Read too many stories of people getting burned like that.

That's why I suggested catching him off guard with a question that is not yes or no. You'll be able to tell a lot.

I think researching him is great; for some reason I thought you had.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:44 AM (Z7oqE)

611 600. I'm in central Texas. My daily commute is about 30 miles each way, but my business and family occasionally require unanticipated trips of as much as three hours, on no notice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:44 AM (fA1SL)

612 Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

roflz

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 17, 2017 12:44 AM (IYHxL)

613 Jesus Christ Andy
But, MisHum, I'm "God dammit!"

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:45 AM (mJ8mX)

614 met online. I just realized I hadn't seen her commenting in a while. Maybe it's the Dad in me, but should I be worried?
Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

She's been back a bit. She said she enjoyed her trip, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 12:45 AM (rb1zT)

615 606; congrats, my friend. glad to hear everything is going good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:46 AM (KP5rU)

616 599 is the best laugh I've had all day. Cracking up here.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:46 AM (Z7oqE)

617 599 bwahaha thanks for your expertise

Posted by: Danny at November 17, 2017 12:46 AM (kUotE)

618 Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:46 AM (KP5rU)

I appreciate that, how're things in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 17, 2017 12:46 AM (IYHxL)

619 599 is the best laugh I've had all day. Cracking up here.

andycanuk does have a way with Word.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 12:47 AM (IcT7t)

620 Oh no, WD, don't delete Andy's thing there. It's epic. Plus, deleting it will create the perennial "what is everyone talking about, post #XXX isn't about Y???" issue.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 12:47 AM (QDnY+)

621 617 599 bwahaha thanks for your expertise


yeah, how the world did that post happen?

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 12:47 AM (9mZIr)

622 618; couldn't be better, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:47 AM (KP5rU)

623 602. Got an NVA (bad kraut) lopatka. It's okay. Tire iron is just as handy....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:47 AM (fA1SL)

624 Oops, off REDRUM sock

Posted by: Johnny at November 17, 2017 12:48 AM (kUotE)

625 And that's hilarious, Blanco.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:49 AM (mJ8mX)

626 For BOB purposes, emergency stuff for teh Family Truckster - I always go with ultralight and minimalist kit... Most mil surplus stuff doesn't cut it! Ammo cans are heavy and bulky. Carry Clif bars for e-food... Bottled water... Etc...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:49 AM (e9G8E)

627 Only at the HQ. So, we're talking about winter survival gear for the car, for Palp?


Have no suggestions. When I (occasionally) do winter travel, it's in the mountains, and I'm heading to go skiing/snow-shoeing, so I have the warmest gear/clothes I own with me. No stoves or things like that, though.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

628 chavez, if you plan on making back in this god forsaken state any time in the near future lemme know.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at November 17, 2017 12:49 AM (IYHxL)

629 Ideas shibooms?
Lots of em but...
You might want to find a different guy to have a long distance relationship with.

How do you feel about skinny, old musicians with skinny wallets?

Update:

Got into our little three bedroom house we're staying at about 30 minutes ago.

I am in Nashville.
Tomorrow: breakfast, Forks Drums, a guitar shop or two, lunch, country music hall of fame. Catch a show later.

On the road with...

Posted by: teej Kuralt at November 17, 2017 12:49 AM (aENAX)

630 Sure. Perpetuate my shame.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:50 AM (mJ8mX)

631 And a long day on the road so...
Leofb

Posted by: teej Kuralt at November 17, 2017 12:50 AM (aENAX)

632 613 Jesus Christ Andy
But, MisHum, I'm "God dammit!"
Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:45 AM (mJ8mX)


LOL

Thanks for the laughs my friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2017 12:50 AM (3/sUh)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 17, 2017 12:51 AM (4XCge)

634 Ditch the stove, Palp. Get Esbit tablets!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:52 AM (e9G8E)

635 For winter? Poncho liner (woobie) to go under the plachka. You can get someone to cut and sew a neck hole in it and you are warm.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 12:52 AM (2K6fY)

636 HEY GUYS!!!!

(Ok I won't, but it was funny as hell)

Posted by: Exclamation Mark at November 17, 2017 12:52 AM (kUotE)

637 628; i will. there are parts of the cities i enjoy. alot.

thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:53 AM (KP5rU)

638 "Shibooms"?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:53 AM (e9G8E)

639 Tickled Pink is here pretty regularly. I guess the romance is
blossoming. Boyfriend wants her to pack up and move to England. She
would rather he move to the USA.


OK, thanks for the update. I was just worried, a bit. I once made the mistake of meeting someone from online, and I wound up married to a Canadian.

The horror...the horror...

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:54 AM (Nyyc4)

640 Get Esbit tablets!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 12:52 AM (e9G8E)


I tried those but they taste awful. Maybe mine were too old.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 12:54 AM (y87Qq)

641 Maybe it's b/c I'm sleep deprived but I am still laughing at andy's "post".

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 12:54 AM (Z7oqE)

642 well, off to bed. be well all. later.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 12:55 AM (KP5rU)

643 Oy. It's a day ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 17, 2017 12:55 AM (AoK0a)

644 626. Oh, I agree. But I picked up a lot of this stuff a lifetime ago. Used to import and sell a lot of WP surplus & etc. Leftovers. Surplus of surplus, as it were. Why spend money now? Goes against my every instinct and (few) principles.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:56 AM (fA1SL)

645 Oh no, WD, don't delete Andy's thing there. It's epic. Plus, deleting it
will create the perennial "what is everyone talking about, post #XXX
isn't about Y???" issue.


Oh, I remember one time when someone (it certainly wasn't me, no sir! Not me at all! *whistles, scuffs feet in dirt*) quoted the entire comments section in a reply.

That was funny.

Or rather it would have been.

If it ever happened.

Which it most decidedly DID NOT.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 12:58 AM (Nyyc4)

646 Thank you, Weird Dave.

And for future readers in #599 I had made the MS Word cut N paste error that puts in the huge amount of space around the various MS Word commands making the comment-box six mouse-wheel-scrolls deep.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 12:59 AM (mJ8mX)

647 For all my over-preparing, I do recall with pride the first time my (hopefully) future father-in-law looked through all the stuff in my car. (Picnic & range-day with him and my angel.) He looked it all over, noticed each pack had a manifest and inspect-date attached, and gave me 'The Nod.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 12:59 AM (fA1SL)

648 And goodnight, all.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 01:00 AM (mJ8mX)

649
It's the lying. He may even have done this before and is quite
smooth at the lying. Read too many stories of people getting burned
like that.



That's why I suggested catching him off guard with a question that is not yes or no. You'll be able to tell a lot.



I think researching him is great; for some reason I thought you had.
---

I hadn't until today, and was really surprised by my findings. He talks about his sons, his relatives, his job, etc. but has never mentioned anything about a wife. Or ex wife. Or being separated. He has lead me to believe he lives alone.

I think it comes down to this:

1. I'm pretty sure he's interested in me romantically
2. I would like him as a friend
3. It's not a good idea to be friends for a single female to be friends with a married man

There is also the fact that it's easy to research people; he could assume I already did and am OK with him being married. IDK.

We're supposed to meet this weekend for lunch; I'm not sure I want to do that.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:00 AM (aT+Bx)

650 Seems like on my duty days at the range, all heck breaks loose in the political world. So I return to a day's worth of online uproar and comment.


So today a buffed out young black sailor comes down the stairs at the main range, with a document holder and papers. He asks where his ship (ship's company) is shooting. I ask him "what ship are you on?". "The John P. Murtha". Incredibly, I stifle all but a weak smile and a laugh, and point up to range 3. Of course I'd blotted it out of my mind that the loathsome Murtha had a ship named after him.


Those guys emptied a lot of brass with their M240s. Would have been funny to give them some insight into the man their ship is named after. But I didn't.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 01:00 AM (QDnY+)

651 #646

Blame is appropriately directed to Bill Gates for such nonsense ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 17, 2017 01:00 AM (AoK0a)

652 Have no suggestions. When I (occasionally) do winter
travel, it's in the mountains, and I'm heading to go
skiing/snow-shoeing, so I have the warmest gear/clothes I own with me.
No stoves or things like that, though.




Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

My regular carry in the Suburban is a small toolbox with basic mechanic's tools, some safety triangles, and a plastic tub with a tow strap in it, and booster cables. I have a milk crate with a few spare parts, first aid kit, and liter bottles of oil and ATF. What I don't regularly carry, but should: blanket, sleeping bag, fire-starting kit, and insulated coveralls. When I am headed out to the rig, some of the latter is included in my wellsite kit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:01 AM (oPNmq)

653 645. Pretty sure that was me. Or maybe it was that guy - you know, the guy who did that thing there that one time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:01 AM (fA1SL)

654 Those cousins! Inbreds, right? Maroons!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 17, 2017 01:02 AM (bc2Lc)

655 I've scaled back my obsessive kit-whoring over the years -- I've rarely needed to use the stuff... Still, the rule applies: Carry it, and you won't need it. Don't carry it, and you will wish you did!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:03 AM (e9G8E)

656 There is also the fact that it's easy to research people; he could assume I already did and am OK with him being married. IDK.

We're supposed to meet this weekend for lunch; I'm not sure I want to do that.
Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:00 AM (aT+Bx)

Don't assume. It is nearly impossible to tell what is going on in someone's head. Even if you ask, it is impossible.

Just text him and say "Hey, can't wait for the meeting at Chuck E Cheese. BTW, are you married?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 01:04 AM (rb1zT)

657 I tried those but they taste awful. Maybe mine were too old.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 12:54 AM (y87Qq)

You need to wash them down with turpentine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:04 AM (oPNmq)

658 Would I let Stallone bone me for $2M? Surprisingly, the jury is still out on that one.

Posted by: gp at November 17, 2017 01:04 AM (mk9aG)

659 Ditch the Swedish fire steel! Get yerself a French fire steel -- aka a Bic lighter...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:05 AM (e9G8E)

660 GODDAMMIT!..........Is there a Ralph's around here?

(This League Championship is for Donny)

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 17, 2017 01:06 AM (HVt0H)

661 Just text him and say "Hey, can't wait for the meeting at Chuck E Cheese. BTW, are you married?"
--

He's working on his house right now. I might simply just ask if his wife helped him paint.

Or maybe none of it matters since I don't want to date the guy, sleep with him or marry him.

IDK.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:07 AM (aT+Bx)

662 Just had to reboot the cable modem. Must be a sign it's time to get some sleep.

Goodnight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 01:07 AM (IcT7t)

663 Ditch the Swedish fire steel! Get yerself a French fire steel -- aka a Bic lighter...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:05 AM (e9G8E)

Speaking of fire starters, have strike-anywhere matches gone the way of the buggy whip and the 3.25" floppy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:08 AM (oPNmq)

664 Night, Blanco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 01:08 AM (rb1zT)

665 Re: 636 If you'd like to check out my drunken sock tirade it's from Tuesday's ONT, starting at 591. I was cracking myself up.

Posted by: Exclamation Mark at November 17, 2017 01:08 AM (kUotE)

666 The danger with Franken is his rage, not his lust nor his bad sense of humor. He's a powder keg, and combine that with the progressives' righteous certainty on every issue, he'd make a great Black Bloc Battle Bot.

Posted by: gp at November 17, 2017 01:08 AM (mk9aG)

667 Depends on what the definition of marriage is.

**sheepishly bites lower lip**

Posted by: BJ Clinton at November 17, 2017 01:09 AM (LHVhu)

668 5.25" or 3.5" floppy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 01:09 AM (I/iGu)

669 My regular carry in the Suburban is a small toolbox with basic mechanic's tools, some safety triangles, and a plastic tub with a tow strap in it, and booster cables. I have a milk crate with a few spare parts, first aid kit, and liter bottles of oil and ATF. What I don't regularly carry, but should: blanket, sleeping bag, fire-starting kit, and insulated coveralls. When I am headed out to the rig, some of the latter is included in my wellsite kit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:01 AM (oPNmq)

++++

Water is another good one to add to the list. At least a 1 gallon jug.

Instapundit frequently has good tips for survival/emergency gear, both home and auto. Lots of excellent advice that I will get around to following one of these days.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 01:09 AM (pvjTE)

670
Speaking of fire starters, have strike-anywhere matches gone the way of the buggy whip and the 3.25" floppy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:08 AM (oPNmq)

http://tinyurl.com/ya4osr82

There are other choices on amazon as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 01:10 AM (rb1zT)

671 Yeah, WD, it's been a while since one of those monster comments that contains the entire thread in it. How TF do people do *that*? Has always puzzled me.


Ah, the Canadian minxes that never were. On a flight from Edmonchuk to Toronto on AirCanada, eons ago, a connection in the group got us into the (sparsely filled) biz class section, on an L1011. The connection was an AirCanada pilot who also did aviation journalism gigs, he knew the chief steward, who was a character. He basically searched the large coach section, and brought up young female victims, er, companions to sit next to each of us. (yeah, that ain't happening today for 239 reasons)


My victim was a hawt ginger nurse. It staggers the imagination that I didn't make more of an effort to keep in touch, I think we did exchange letters.


Anyway, there was a "happy ending" to the flight - I got to sit in the jump seat up on the flight deck for landing. Crew told me that a few days before, on the same flight, Gretzky had been in the seat for landing.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 01:10 AM (QDnY+)

672 661. Go with the second. No need to ask, after all. Just leave it be. Things in general do not need looking into.
'The truth, my honey, is a tart, and does not bear close scrutiny, ' - W.P. Mayhew, Barton Fink.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

673 Diamond brand - strike anywhere matches - they're still available in Newyorkistan... Don't forget to dip them in wax, though!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:11 AM (e9G8E)

674 Depends on what the definition of marriage is.

**sheepishly bites lower lip**


Posted by: BJ Clinton at November 17, 2017 01:09 AM
---

LOL.

sigh.

I wish men and women could be friends. It would make things easier. But you guys and your crazy hormones...

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:11 AM (aT+Bx)

675 5.25" or 3.5" floppy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 01:09 AM (I/iGu)

Yeah, I meant 5.25", but both are now obsolete.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:13 AM (oPNmq)

676 Strictly speaking, if his marriage info was easily searchable, then a little more digging could reveal death notices or divorce records, depending on your comfort and skill level in advanced snooping.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 01:13 AM (I/iGu)

677 my eyelids are getting heavy. sweet dreams y'all.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 01:14 AM (9mZIr)

678 Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos, Donny.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 01:15 AM (QDnY+)

679 674. HEY! It's not OUR fault women are so very desirable. That's all on you girls.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:15 AM (fA1SL)

680 Strikes and Gutters......Up's and Downs.......

The Horde of Abidin..............well brah, y'all keep Abidin.

Never Forget, The Era of Winning is the time of day. Fact.

Keep that in the forefront.....ALWAYS.

Posted by: The Dude Abides at November 17, 2017 01:16 AM (HVt0H)

681

O/T, but still relevant:

When can we start sticking forks in Charles Manson to see if he's done?

Posted by: Obsidian Smith at November 17, 2017 01:16 AM (FlRtG)

682 Night booklass.

And night to everyone else.

I'm gonna attempt the sleep thing again.



Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 01:17 AM (Z7oqE)

683 WE guys and our crazy hormones would be redundant without women and their crazy hormones...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:17 AM (e9G8E)

684 %658 Would I let Stallone bone me for $2M? Surprisingly, the jury is still out on that one.

Hell, I'd let Stallone bone me for $2 mil

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 01:18 AM (Nyyc4)

685 Water is another good one to add to the list. At least a 1 gallon jug.



Instapundit frequently has good tips for survival/emergency gear,
both home and auto. Lots of excellent advice that I will get around to
following one of these days.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 01:09 AM (pvjTE)

Water presents a practical problem. In cold winter weather, it turns into a solid that won't pour out of the bottle.
If I am on a (potentially long) trip to wellsite, I will have my grub box, and some groceries, and usually some soda pop, which resists freezing a bit better than water. And the vehicle will be warm inside, unless I have to hotel it part way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:18 AM (oPNmq)

686 Night Booklass and GG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 01:19 AM (rb1zT)

687 Men and women can't be friends.
Billy Crystal / Harry Met Sally

https://youtu.be/iEV_pQIf3Og?t=50s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 01:19 AM (FUu/Z)

688 And I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:20 AM (oPNmq)

689 Periodic reminder: "Separation" is a relationship category wide open to awkward interpretation and conveinient misunderstanding.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 01:21 AM (I/iGu)

690 Night, AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 01:21 AM (rb1zT)

691 Same here. Goodnight friends.

Posted by: Johnny at November 17, 2017 01:21 AM (kUotE)

692 I keep water bottles inside a cooler in the car, it rarely froze. I also open them and pour out a bit.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 01:22 AM (9TU00)

693 Water presents a practical problem. In cold winter weather, it turns into a solid that won't pour out of the bottle.
If I am on a (potentially long) trip to wellsite, I will have my grub box, and some groceries, and usually some soda pop, which resists freezing a bit better than water. And the vehicle will be warm inside, unless I have to hotel it part way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:18 AM (oPNmq)

++++

Yup, cold weather complicates things. Since I am no longer stuck in that kind of climate, I have blocked all that out of my mind.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 01:25 AM (pvjTE)

694 Carry it, and you won't need it. Don't carry it, and you will wish you did!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:03 AM (e9G8E)


Yeah, I've pared down quite a bit too. Out of all the car crap, the only things I've ever used are radiator coolant (probably not needed... I just noticed the reservoir was empty), entrenching tool (somebody else was stuck in snow), jumper cables (again for other people), maglite and headlamp (when I couldn't find a well-lit parking lot), and tire pressure gauge, probably more often than the other stuff combined.

I used to carry so much pocket clutter too, until I stopped carrying things I haven't needed to use ever. All I have now is:
- Card sleeve with DL, insurance card, credit/debit cards, VA benefits card
- Pocket notebook
- ~$25 in various bills and change
- Fisher 'bullet' space pen (for waterproof writing)
- Pilot fountain pen (for everything else)
- 4 year old iPhone
- 1 AAA LED twist light
- Cigs and two lighters
- Carmex
- Mints or gum
- Most recent AA anniversary coin
- Opinel N° 8 carbon steel
- Leatherman Squirt PS4
- 32GB USB stick
- Multi-use charging cable
- Walther PPS M2 9x19 w/6rd mag in PJ IWB tuckable holster
- Spare 7rd mag
- Pen flare
- Mini IFAK
- Compact hammock and rain fly
- 50' paracord
- Telescoping hiking stick x2
- Goggles, sun, wind, dust
- 5 minute smoke escape hood
- Inflatable life vest
- Single cartridge, 9x19, self, for the dispatching of, in the gravest extreme
- AED
- Bag of Holding
- A crude but serviceable sailing dinghy
- What were we talking about
- I think I spaced out around 'spare mag'

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 01:25 AM (y87Qq)

695 ...and those of you who think I'm an annoying dork

Posted by: Johnny at November 17, 2017 01:25 AM (kUotE)

696 Night, Johnny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 01:26 AM (rb1zT)

697 I think a big part of my prepping can be attributed to the memory of times I've been caught short and had to rely on pure luck to get through, and to the three months I had to spend living out of my vehicle. These things shape a man, and are useful reminders of how very quickly the normal becomes anything but.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:27 AM (fA1SL)

698 Marriage info is easy to find. Divorce records cost $$ to get.

So... I'm going to think about things.

If I ask "so, are you married?" that might lead him to think I'm interested in him romantically, which I'm not.

If I don't ask "are you married," that might lead him to think I'm open to a dalliance, and I'm not.

So... time to explain that my "cat" is actually my live in lipstick lesbian lover?

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:29 AM (aT+Bx)

699 695. G'night, Johnny.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:29 AM (fA1SL)

700 >>These things shape a man, and are useful reminders of how very quickly the normal becomes anything but. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:27 AM (fA1SL)

Ia! Ia! The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong at the broken places.

Posted by: Zod Hemingway at November 17, 2017 01:30 AM (hgpSN)

701 Shib......
For what it's worth......echoing the Horde of Wisdom......

Don't over think the situation.

Just chill and hang out with Someone You bond with. ENJOY IT IT.

"Modern" culture be damned.....

Every Breath of (responsible) Pleasure is a DIVINE Gift.

Follow your Heart.

My .675 Cents.....

All The Best S.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 01:30 AM (HVt0H)

702 So... time to explain that my "cat" is actually my live in lipstick lesbian lover?
Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:29 AM (aT+Bx)


Go on ...
*concerned face*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2017 01:30 AM (rnAwa)

703 Test......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 01:31 AM (HVt0H)

704 I hadn't until today, and was really surprised by my findings. He talks about his sons, his relatives, his job, etc. but has never mentioned anything about a wife. Or ex wife. Or being separated. He has lead me to believe he lives alone.

I think it comes down to this:

1. I'm pretty sure he's interested in me romantically
2. I would like him as a friend
3. It's not a good idea to be friends for a single female to be friends with a married man

There is also the fact that it's easy to research people; he could assume I already did and am OK with him being married. IDK.

We're supposed to meet this weekend for lunch; I'm not sure I want to do that.


Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:00 AM (aT+Bx)



If he talks about his sons why not "You talk about your sons a lot, what about your wife/their mother?"

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 01:32 AM (cAnNx)

705 Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 01:31 AM (HVt0H)

Adding the http:// or https:// scheme to the URL will do what you're looking for.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 01:33 AM (y87Qq)

706 698. Nope. Say nothing. If he's got designs on you, it'll come out, sooner or later, without your doing a thing. If he doesn't, then it doesn't matter.
Again - you are not responsible for what another says or does, thinks or feels. If he's married and wants to branch out, that's his problem, not yours. Just wait, shibumi. Silence is a vacuum that is always filled if only we wait and allow it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:33 AM (fA1SL)

707 >>So... time to explain that my "cat" is actually my live in lipstick lesbian lover?
Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:29 AM (aT+Bx)



Go on.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:33 AM (e9G8E)

708 Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 01:30 AM
---

Thank you.

And thank you all for your input and thoughts, I do appreciate it!

nite!

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:34 AM (aT+Bx)

709 I'm trying to absorb a whole ONT at a glance.

That spastic cat in the twitter video is a lesbian who wants to date shibumi's co-worker?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 01:37 AM (gIRsn)

710 Also... for the moment... I'm going to do nothing. Since I don't know what to do.

We are supposed to meet for lunch on Sunday, I'm not sure about that.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:37 AM (aT+Bx)

711 That spastic cat in the twitter video is a lesbian who wants to date shibumi's MARRIED co-worker?

FIFY.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:39 AM (aT+Bx)

712 Speaking of fire starters, have strike-anywhere matches gone the way of the buggy whip and the 3.25" floppy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:08 AM (oPNmq)


Not at all. You can pick up big boxes of them at walmart. I always keep a bunch around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 01:39 AM (8gDQu)

713 700. Hail, Zod! Crom and Tengri keep thee and thine, thy wives and flocks, thy herds and yurts, thy servants and concubines!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:39 AM (fA1SL)

714 Yeah, I meant 5.25", but both are now obsolete.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 01:13 AM (oPNmq)


I'll bet you can find government agencies that still use them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 01:40 AM (8gDQu)

715 >>713 700. Hail, Zod! Crom and Tengri keep thee and thine, thy wives and flocks, thy herds and yurts, thy servants and concubines!Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:39 AM (fA1SL)

The meat is roasted, the horns are full, the captives are fearful. All's well.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2017 01:41 AM (hgpSN)

716 though what I'm doing up at 0144 is troubling...!

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2017 01:42 AM (hgpSN)

717 Have I mentioned my exhaustive collection of torches what don't need batteries lately? Crank lights, shake lights, and squeeze lights...

It's a sickness, really...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 01:43 AM (e9G8E)

718 DoD famously still uses eight inch floppy disks in nuclear silos.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 01:44 AM (I/iGu)

719 715. Chez Palpatine, we're out of vodka and port and most palatable booze, but we're well-stocked with beef and pork shashlik for Friday Dinner & Offering to Tengri. A quick stop at Twin Liquors, after catechism and before dinner, will correct all deficiencies, inshallah.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

720 >>Friday Dinner & Offering to Tengri. A quick stop at Twin Liquors, after catechism and before dinner, will correct all deficiencies, inshallah.Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

A confessional smorgasbord!

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2017 01:45 AM (hgpSN)

721 I'll bet you can find government agencies that still use them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 01:40 AM (8gDQu)


And if they don't use the actual media anymore, they use a $1.6B LockMart system that emulates the whole thing down to the controller.

3.5" are still used in lots of industrial control systems too.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 01:46 AM (y87Qq)

722 716. Perhaps Crom has work for thee? Mayhap thy Aztecs require an early flogging?
Fossick, my friend, a ram, and find the answer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:47 AM (fA1SL)

723 720. Bases status:

[X] Covered
[ ] Otherwise

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:48 AM (fA1SL)

724 >>722 716. Perhaps Crom has work for thee? Mayhap thy Aztecs require an early flogging? Fossick, my friend, a ram, and find the answer. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:47 AM (fA1SL)

I light joss to Crom and ask him, What to do with the truculent young Aztecs on the crew? Beating them is pedestrian and unworthy of me. His answer on the wind?

"Deprive them of mezcal and hair pomade." Tomorrow will be the test of his wisdom.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2017 01:52 AM (hgpSN)

725 724. Verily, there is iron in the words of Crom. For want of mezcal weakens the Aztec even unto death, but without la Campana, the Children of the Sun are not.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:56 AM (fA1SL)

726 @708.....

GO......Shib.

Have lunch.......and a Bloody Mary or 2 if ya drink.......

And ENJOY IT.

For Fucks Sake, sharin an afternoon with someone whose company You Enjoy.........
Doesn't have to be overcomplicated...........

Sometimes having A Good Time, (no irrevocable actions).....is a really, really good thing.....

For Soul and Body........

LIVE Shib.........LIVE.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2017 02:00 AM (HVt0H)

727 >>725 724. Verily, there is iron in the words of Crom. For want of mezcal weakens the Aztec even unto death, but without la Campana, the Children of the Sun are not. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 01:56 AM (fA1SL)

When Zod doffs his morion, his own martial coif mocks them!

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2017 02:00 AM (hgpSN)

728 710 Also... for the moment... I'm going to do nothing. Since I don't know what to do.

We are supposed to meet for lunch on Sunday, I'm not sure about that.
Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:37 AM (aT+Bx)

Just make sure his wife is invited to come. How you would do this, I don't know. But, speaking as a wife...

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 17, 2017 02:05 AM (GzDYP)

729 Yikes

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 17, 2017 02:16 AM (GzDYP)

730 710. It's lunch. No more, no less. His intentions are his and his alone.
Go if you wish; your intentions are yours and yours alone. Nothing can or will happen without mutual consent and agreement, and so there is and can be no danger unless both parties consent and agree to something that neither would ever consider. (But he is a cad & a bounder; part of his appeal, perhaps.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 02:16 AM (fA1SL)

731 The reality for me is that without pliability, there is NO alternative....heh.

Soooooooo............make sure you buy MY recovery Pajamas....cause (edited for scientific brevity)...YOU'LL FEEL OUT-FUCKIN-STANDIN in the morning.

Posted by: Tom Brady at November 17, 2017 02:19 AM (HVt0H)

732 727.
Tres Flores: fat of rams
Water: Everclear 190
Coiffure of Zod: Golden Scalp Weasel

Great though Crom & Tengri makes us, we are as dandruff upon the scalp of TGE.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 02:20 AM (fA1SL)

733 The Simpsons in 1997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLww3KpLEoo

The Simpsons in 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK_Ahtg5CxE

In case you were wondering about the correlation between being liberal and being a tone-deaf unbearable scold.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2017 02:47 AM (rnAwa)

734 The architect has been waiting, waiting, waiting....

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 17, 2017 02:54 AM (e1mEI)

735
718 DoD famously still uses eight inch floppy disks in nuclear silos.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 01:44 AM (I/iGu)

Our nuclear deterrent is dependant on a network of TRS-80 computers? Does Radio Shack know this? Does Putin know this?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 17, 2017 03:17 AM (e1mEI)

736 Does that lazer thing strip paint off furniture?

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 03:48 AM (MYss1)

737 Religious watcher of the Simpson's for first 15 years, barely seen one since.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)

738 728 710 Also... for the moment... I'm going to do nothing. Since I don't know what to do.

We are supposed to meet for lunch on Sunday, I'm not sure about that.
Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 01:37 AM (aT+Bx)

Just make sure his wife is invited to come. How you would do this, I don't know. But, speaking as a wife...
Posted by: OldDominionMom

---

Maybe ask something about switching restaurants?
"You know, I haven't had good Italian food in a while. How about Andre's? Would your wife like that? She's coming too, right? I'll make reservations for 3 at 12:30 Sunday."

That should lance the boil.

Posted by: Straight White Male at November 17, 2017 04:12 AM (n8QRT)

739 From a man: If you like him, just ask him outright if he's married. If not, yay. If he is, you're the "other woman" and it's not worth it. Beyond the homewrecker aspect, he's already showing you what he thinks of long-term serious relationships.

Remember Horde knowledge: 0s and 1s.

Straight dudes aren't putting in months of long distance "friendship" work for 0.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 04:26 AM (fsZof)

740 Coffee is done and that's my signal
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 04:26 AM (aC6Sd)

741 Man, the 'stuff' that is on youtube. Instant Karma, police chases, car crashes, lions, tigers, and bears. Oh! My!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 17, 2017 05:02 AM (4XCge)

742 What Robbie said

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 05:06 AM (aC6Sd)

743 A standard regular old sand blaster will remove rust like the $50,000 laser shown above the fold but it costs only a few hundred

Posted by: dri at November 17, 2017 05:16 AM (mam4/)

744 743 A standard regular old sand blaster will remove rust like the $50,000 laser shown above the fold but it costs only a few hundred

Posted by: dri at November 17, 2017 05:16 AM (mam4/)

You are missing out on the coolness factor. Evidently it is worth between $48k and $45k.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 05:18 AM (ycWCI)

745 Apparently, the accordion is an acceptable and appropriate instrument for Heavy Metal...

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2017 05:26 AM (itfg0)

746
So... time to explain that my "cat" is actually my live in lipstick lesbian lover?
Posted by: shibumi at November

That won't work, he'll ask to watch

Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 17, 2017 05:28 AM (XVKjN)

747 A vinegar bath is not cool any more, damn

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 05:32 AM (XVKjN)

748 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 05:56 AM (EyPfd)

749 Franken is so full of shit. "Champion of Women".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 06:07 AM (yXU4O)

750 Good Morning.

I have kind of tuned out the last few days. Were did the USA decide to land on this whole rapey, gropey, grabby, kissy stuff?
It's bad if it happened 40 years ago? It's okay if it happens 10 years ago? Former presidents are excluded unless they aren't?
I tell ya. I need a scorecard and a pencil with a big eraser for this one.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 06:08 AM (8ikIW)

751 'It's bad if it happened 40 years ago? It's okay if it happens 10 years ago? Former presidents are excluded unless they aren't?'

It's been said many times that liberals are not going to like operating under the new rules which they have created.

And lo and behold...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 06:09 AM (EyPfd)

752 It's been said many times that liberals are not going to like operating under the new rules which they have created.

And lo and behold...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yeah. It started out as a simple Joe McCarthy red menace but for Repubs, and now they're finding Commie/molesters under all the beds.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 06:11 AM (8ikIW)

753 The Chicago Tribune is actually not defending Senator Franken.

Chicago Tribune: There is something especially revolting about seeing Al Franken reaching for the breasts of a sleeping woman.

Baltimore Sun: Not much...

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2017 06:15 AM (wkyoP)

754
Franken is so full of shit. "Champion of Women".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 06:07 AM (yXU4O)


He's a big fan of the ''Woman's Movement". Except for the movements they make to get away from his french-kissing face.

Nothing says "Champion of Women" quite like harassing a woman sexually after she refuses his 'charms'. He needs to step down from the Senate. A position he never deserved.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:16 AM (ajiE5)

755 Chicago Tribune: There is something especially revolting about seeing Al Franken

Fixed it. Saved them some ink

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 06:17 AM (8ikIW)

756 'Baltimore Sun: Not much...'

We've been kinda busy the last few days.

The murder of Detective Suiter has sort of knocked everything else for a loop.


But given half a chance, and the ability to focus on Al Franken, I'm sure they would still fail to cover it properly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 06:20 AM (EyPfd)

757
Al Franken in 'The French Connection'.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:21 AM (ajiE5)

758 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

759 754>>>

They should be given the fate that they want for their enemies. Stripped of all possessions, assets, identification, and dumped in the middle of the ghetto/barrio, homeless.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 06:22 AM (yXU4O)

760 Mornin' ONT. Frakking wrong number butt-dial wakes me up early and I can't sleep. Oh well, wakeup time in half an hour anyway.

I'd just love the public to watch video of these media bigwigs justifying running interference for the sexual harassers and abusers in the Demoncrat party. If only for morale purposes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 17, 2017 06:24 AM (lLeln)

761 Hikaru

With $5 bills superglued to thier backs,

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 06:30 AM (hyuyC)

762 Mornin' ONT. Frakking wrong number butt-dial wakes me up early and I can't sleep. Oh well, wakeup time in half an hour anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 17, 2017 06:24 AM (lLeln)


Land line or cell phone? I know I have my android phone set to refuse calls from 10 pm to 6 am. Easy setting to make.

A good nights sleep is not worth being interrupted for some scam artist or drunk.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:31 AM (ajiE5)

763

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2017 06:34 AM (0mskG)

764 A picture is worth a thousand words. And to the left nowadays, that Franken photo is as horrific as a photo of an aborted baby is to a pro-lifer.

Posted by: Stepford Conservative at November 17, 2017 06:34 AM (NDlpU)

765 763 Hillary Clinton

Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.

Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 06:35 AM (hyuyC)

766 'A picture is worth a thousand words. And to the left nowadays, that Franken photo is as horrific as a photo of an aborted baby is to a pro-lifer'

And this little gem is just sitting there, simmering.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2008/12/one-more-question.html

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 06:37 AM (EyPfd)

767 A standard regular old sand blaster will remove rust like the $50,000 laser shown above the fold but it costs only a few hundred

Posted by: dri at November 17, 2017 05:16 AM (mam4/)

You are missing out on the coolness factor. Evidently it is worth between $48k and $45k.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



A laser should be programmable and automatic, thereby allowing you to set it and let it go so you can do blow off a hooker's ass. Because if you can afford $50k for a laser.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 06:41 AM (3/f2v)

768 Mugabe is under a rather strange (not) house arrest in Zimbabwe.

Wearing a blue and yellow academic gown and mortar board hat, Mugabe sat
in large wooden chair at the front the hall. He was greeted by cheers
from the crowd as he declared the ceremony open.

After all, he is the smartest man in Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2017 06:41 AM (wkyoP)

769 Land line or cell phone? I know I have my android phone set to refuse calls from 10 pm to 6 am. Easy setting to make.

A good nights sleep is not worth being interrupted for some scam artist or drunk.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply


Huh. I'll figure that out then. I hadn't before because it was sort of an emergency contact system, but with dad nearly a year gone that's not an issue now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 17, 2017 06:43 AM (lLeln)

770 Land line or cell phone? I know I have my android phone set to refuse calls from 10 pm to 6 am. Easy setting to make.

I just turn the ringer off....

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2017 06:46 AM (wkyoP)

771 "Huh. I'll figure that out then. I hadn't before because it was sort of an emergency contact system, but with dad nearly a year gone that's not an issue now."


If I remember correctly, the iPhones offer the option to allow either select individuals to ring through, or if someone in your contacts list calls twice within three minutes, it will override the Do Not Ring settings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 06:46 AM (EyPfd)

772 Franken should play Grima Wormtongue in the Amazon reboot.

Posted by: Stepford Conservative at November 17, 2017 06:46 AM (NDlpU)

773
A good nights sleep is not worth being interrupted for some scam artist or drunk.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply
_________________

So that's why you haven't been answering my calls.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2017 06:47 AM (0mskG)

774 And this little gem is just sitting there, simmering.


Why do I picture our betters at classier parties? I'm expecting tuxedos and champagne glasses. This looks like a BYO party I'd have gone to in my 20's

Next your gonna tell me that Las Vegas doesn't look like the movies from the 60's either.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

775
Anyone who has ever watched Al Franken at a confirmation hearing, sitting there all sanctimonious and acrimonious, reading from a list of prepared (by someone else, of course) questions -- well his comeuppance is especially sweet.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:51 AM (ajiE5)

776 Morning, Ganf

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2017 06:52 AM (cHbmY)

777 Gang

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2017 06:52 AM (cHbmY)

778
Al Franken: "And is it your testimony..."

Nominee: *Breaks out in laughter*

"Sorry Senator, I was just picturing you with your hands on a womans breasts. That was so funny. Please continue."

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:55 AM (ajiE5)

779 Ha, no more sleep interruptions by idiots!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at November 17, 2017 06:56 AM (lLeln)

780 A picture is worth a thousand words.

Posted by: Stepford Conservative at November 17, 2017 06:34 AM (NDlpU)


Franken's mug is the face that scuttled a thousand ships and sank one senate career. Couldn't happen to a nicer hypocritical fucktard.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2017 06:58 AM (Pd70C)

781 Looks like while everyone was watching the sexual assault circus, the Administration was rounding up bad guys.

http://tinyurl.com/yb3t57wg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 06:58 AM (EyPfd)

782 Looks like while everyone was watching the sexual assault circus, the Administration was rounding up bad guys.


Ees no bad guys. Ees good kids, trying to make a leeeving. Doing hard work.

..Luis "The Louse" Gutteriezzzzzzz...

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 07:01 AM (8ikIW)

783 Le NOOD

Yup..it's here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2017 07:14 AM (EyPfd)

784 Actually, the West first turned against slavery well before the enlightenment. It was dying out through most of the Middle Ages (and serfdom was too, though it was already an improvement.) Of course, given the culture of the time, it was gradual and not marked by the kinds of movements we see in modern times. Do you know that, by the death of Richard I (Lionheart), there were no serfs in Normandy, let alone slaves.

But it returned with the renaissance, with the worship of all things from Graeco-Roman classical civilization. Add to that that the single biggest exception to the above was in Iberia, which was the vanguard of Western expansion.

Now, I do give Spain and Portugal a bit of a break on this. Since, for centuries, they were in constant contact and conflict with Islam, it's hard to see how you get your own people to stop treating their enemies exactly as they will be treated when they lose. Still, there it is. I do not know if it's true, but it occurs to me that this may have something to do with the Sephardic attitude discussed above, as that is where so many of them came from. (The Knights of Malta were another example of this. Same reason.)

I'm not crazy about calling the victims of Mao, etc, "slaves". It's a kind of shift of language which is very harmful, and a favorite tactic of the West. You end up calling a typical 1950s housewife a "slave". I'd stick to the definition of the slave a property as essential. (But in classical China, I get the impression that prostitutes were pretty much all slaves, at least the ones in brothels.)

Posted by: George LeS at November 17, 2017 07:25 AM (+TcCF)

785 Testing

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (0RyQ0)

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