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Foist! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2017 08:29 AM (eXA4G) 2
2nd
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Turd
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Firth of
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of Scotch
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Si!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 18, 2017 08:31 AM (MINbv) 7
Hey, the pig tale - where do I get a ticket for US Air?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 18, 2017 08:32 AM (MINbv) 8
Well, so this is Christmas?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 18, 2017 08:32 AM (S6Pax) 9
I read the url of the NSFW link. Told me all I need to know. Not gonna click it. People are strange. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 18, 2017 08:33 AM (ajiE5) 10
I'll never understand dickhole shover guys. It has to be drugs.
Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2017 08:34 AM (OTwY/) 11
No tugging hair? May I grope?...seems the trendy thing to do.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2017 08:35 AM (GiOiK) 12
I read the url of the NSFW link"
Oh great. Now you told 'em. The cob's will just tiny/hide URLs from now on... Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 18, 2017 08:35 AM (MINbv) 13
why in the world would someone stick something up their crank for pleasure. I have had hospitals put tubes up mine and i can tell you there was no pleasure to it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 18, 2017 08:35 AM (mpXpK) 14
Late at night, I confess to watching weird stuff on youtube like police chases, car crashes, instant karma.
Latest was a confrontation between a California law enforcement officer and a 'sovereign citizen' who believed that she was not bound by US law and didn't have to obey the police officer. I bailed out at that point; the crazy was just too much to handle. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 08:35 AM (4XCge) 15
Pad lock up your penis sounds almost as painful as listening to Brian Kilmeade.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 18, 2017 08:36 AM (r9UYA) Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 08:37 AM (wwL6Q) 17
Concerning the "service pig". Every time I see a cropped haired, bitter faced old bint with her "service animal" I realize who and what makes up the ranks of the democrat party.
I usually see a couple of them around here and they have made their "service animal" a cool vest with patches on it supposedly to symbolize how important they and the animal are. I always fell sorry for the dog/pig/Joe Biden on the leash as the poor things remind of Ralphie when he had to wear the bunny outfit. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2017 08:38 AM (nUkMr) 18
"I usually see a couple of them around here and they have made their "service animal" a cool vest with patches on it supposedly to symbolize how important they and the animal are. "
Merit badges? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:39 AM (EyPfd) 19
I usually see a couple of them around here and they have made their "service animal" a cool vest with patches on it supposedly to symbolize how important they and the animal are.
I was at a beer garden in Flagstaff. Guy comes into it with his "service" dog. Waiter explains that dogs are welcome but he needs to sit in another section. Guy says it's his service animal Waiter shrugs, takes his order and walks away. Can I light up and tell them it's a service cigarette? Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 08:41 AM (8ikIW) 20
Interesting that the Canadian 'human rights council' in this case is being used to HINDER someone's sexual fetish when otherwise it would be used to foster someone else's.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2017 08:42 AM (oVJmc) 21
huh?
Posted by: Richard Locke at November 18, 2017 08:42 AM (eDzo4) 22
Service Animal vs Comfort Creature.
I understand that there is a legal difference between the two. Not sure exactly what, though. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:44 AM (EyPfd) 23
"The student, a man in his 40s, also emailed her multiple times a day and asked her on dates, she says. His behaviour became more and more peculiar until it culminated, she says, in an uncomfortable submission for a class assignment: the student submitted an essay that included a photo of himself wearing nothing but a diaper."
Unfortunately, it was also full. Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2017 08:44 AM (OTwY/) 24
And, there seems to be a distinct correlation between the presence of "I'm with her" and Ready for Hillary" number stickers, and the presence of a "Crazy Cat Lady" decal in the rear window.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:45 AM (EyPfd) 25
The tax plan must be a real f job for the political subject to be sex.
Posted by: charley horse at November 18, 2017 08:45 AM (+kahX) Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 08:46 AM (UoSKV) 27
Stupid Democrat should have used a Hillary coin. Sure winner.
Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2017 08:46 AM (OTwY/) 28
And, there seems to be a distinct correlation between the presence of "I'm with her" and Ready for Hillary" number stickers, and the presence of a "Crazy Cat Lady" decal in the rear window.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:45 AM (EyPfd) -------------- This was ever in doubt? Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 08:46 AM (UoSKV) 29
The video on the "OK, no ex-spouse jokes" ant brain fungus page is creepy.
Thanks for the nightmares, MisHum! Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 18, 2017 08:47 AM (nvMvs) 30
Merit badges?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:39 AM (EyPfd) Hahaha....yup. Some stupid shit like that. You can't read what the patches say and I try not to get to close to them for obvious reasons. One of them is like 5'2 and 300 pounds with the Sgt.Carter high and tight and a poor Husky that is dying of shame when she is dragging it through Wally World. Service dog my ass. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2017 08:47 AM (nUkMr) 31
Malcom Young of AC/DC has died
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:47 AM (EyPfd) 32
The key to not being affected by any type of FUD or propaganda is to always consider the source. Do you listen to anything CAIR says? Yeah, me neither.
This all started with a NY Times article - the paper that gave us Walter Duranty's glowing praise of the Soviet Union. So yeah the whole thing is bullshit and lies - all of it - ignore it. Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2017 08:47 AM (fzlcO) 33
Sorry, Willowed in previous thread:
The key to not being affected by any type of FUD or propaganda is to always consider the source. Do you listen to anything CAIR says? Yeah, me neither. This all started with a NY Times article - the paper that gave us Walter Duranty's glowing praise of the Soviet Union. So yeah the whole thing is bullshit and lies - all of it - ignore it. Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2017 08:49 AM (fzlcO) 34
>>>I'm not graceful, but.......Klutz of the day.
My guess is that her ears prevented her from retracting her head - made it so she could get in, but not get back out, like a lobster trap. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 08:49 AM (/qEW2) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2017 08:49 AM (wRbyl) 36
The padlock in the bladder trick - probably one you don't do on the first day you try it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 18, 2017 08:50 AM (IWbvi) Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2017 08:51 AM (fzlcO) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 08:51 AM (4XCge) 39
sausage and egg mcmuffin time.
The secret is temperature control. and practice. Posted by: Skandia Recluse And a car to get to McDonalds Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 08:52 AM (8ikIW) 40
Hahaha....yup. Some stupid shit like that. You can't read what the patches say and I try not to get to close to them for obvious reasons. One of them is like 5'2 and 300 pounds with the Sgt.Carter high and tight and a poor Husky that is dying of shame when she is dragging it through Wally World.
Service dog my ass. Posted by: Hairyback Guy Was she buying the gallon jars of peanut butter? Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2017 08:53 AM (8ikIW) 41
Who the fuck is Pedro Infante?
I'm sick as fuck of Google pimping these multi-culti non-entities on its home page. Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 08:54 AM (GsAUU) 42
Good grief, what shitty day of college football games.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 08:56 AM (GsAUU) 43
top of the morning..
CharlieBrownsDildo around? I saw his comment to me on the "mechanism of cancer" from last night. Sure would like to know what he meant. Posted by: runner at November 18, 2017 08:57 AM (QC/4S) 44
why in the world would someone stick something up their crank for
pleasure. I have had hospitals put tubes up mine and i can tell you there was no pleasure to it. The answer to all questions of this type is : "Ask BSG" - he'll know. Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2017 08:57 AM (fzlcO) 45
Good grief, what shitty day of college football games.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 08:56 AM (GsAUU) Cupcake Saturday! Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2017 08:58 AM (GiOiK) Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 08:58 AM (GsAUU) 47
Pedro Infante scouting report
Serviceable 4 seam fast ball Wicked slider Will give in to left handers deep in the count Posted by: charley horse at November 18, 2017 08:59 AM (+kahX) 48
45 Good grief, what shitty day of college football games.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 08:56 AM (GsAUU) Cupcake Saturday! Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2017 08:58 AM (GiOiK) --It was only a few years ago that the cream puffs came out Week 1 or 2, which was bad enough. Now it's so bad even ESPN is making fun of it. I so want the playoff committee to crack down on this shit. Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 09:00 AM (GsAUU) 49
Okay, looks more like sleet in Madison.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 09:00 AM (GsAUU) 50
It's our second Thanksgiving when we can be thankful that Hillary! will never be president.
And judging by the way the dems are acting towards all things Clinton Inc., she may not even be a dem by next Thanksgiving. Posted by: Boots at November 18, 2017 09:01 AM (EBwPV) 51
I am not graceful. As a matter of fact, I was carrying pizza boxes to the thrash bin at work yesterday, bumped the stack against the doorjamb, and throat punched myself with one of the dang things.
Posted by: no good deed at November 18, 2017 09:01 AM (eIQHF) 52
Speaking of tripping my trigger... I'm going to get dressed and head to the range. Got to get some practice in before Vox unionizes.
Oh, one other news item: Malcom Young of AC/DC has passed on. Rest in Loud, sir. Posted by: Semper Why at November 18, 2017 09:01 AM (WjuiC) 53
It works different outside of Womyn's Studies:
SUBWAY SHOCK Woman punched in the face when she asked passenger to stop 'manspreading' on New York subway - and claims cops weren't interestedhttp://tinyurl.com/ycopl9cw Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2017 09:03 AM (oVJmc) 54
the pic of the board is cool
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2017 09:05 AM (QC/4S) 55
Well crap. That's what I get for not reading the comments. Full credit to Village Idiot's Apprentice for breaking the news first.
Posted by: Semper Why at November 18, 2017 09:05 AM (WjuiC) 56
>>>If a pig is going to be on an airline it damn well better be bacon.
She should have told them that it was a ferret. Posted by: Vyvyan Basterd at November 18, 2017 09:08 AM (/qEW2) 57
If a pig is going to be on an airline it damn well better be bacon.
--- I believe when the captain of the plane told the crew to get that pig off of my aircraft, he was talking about the woman. Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2017 09:09 AM (tr2D7) Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at November 18, 2017 09:11 AM (/qEW2) 59
A what up his where? How the bloody hell...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 18, 2017 09:12 AM (lLeln) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2017 09:12 AM (t+leZ) 61
15 Pad lock up your penis sounds almost as painful as listening to Brian Kilmeade.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 18, 2017 08:36 AM (r9UYA) I've had a long history of bladder stones. Having a urologist stick a camera "up there" is danged painful, especially since they have to break through scar tissue from years of inspections and "office procedures." I dread the procedure every year. I can't in any way think of this is pleasurable. Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 18, 2017 09:13 AM (nvMvs) 62
...I mean for the love of Sonobi, what did he do, push in the parts and assemble it like a ship in a freakin' bottle?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 18, 2017 09:13 AM (lLeln) 63
I think that padlock has a real case for being sexually assaulted.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:14 AM (2DOZq) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2017 09:14 AM (t+leZ) 65
Still count the AC/DC Icon Angus Young among the living. The schoolboy demon is alive and kicking. His brother checked out.
I wonder if they believed in all that devil shit they pushed at their peak. My money is on the scumbag producer selling them on them. Posted by: charley horse at November 18, 2017 09:15 AM (+kahX) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2017 09:16 AM (t+leZ) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 18, 2017 09:17 AM (eIQHF) 68
I'm surprised the sky writing Navy pilots didn't make news of the weird. I guess it isn't "weird" per se, just flippin' funny. Of course, since they drew a massive penis, it's set off a shit storm. Dudes, next time, draw a giant vagina.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2017 09:18 AM (ty7RM) 69
on it not on them.
I never got into AC/DC because of that devil shit, however, they definitely captured the spirit of the music they played. It was evil good. Posted by: charley horse at November 18, 2017 09:18 AM (+kahX) 70
The bodybuilder has large upper arms but small forearms. He's inverse Popeye, not Popeye.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 09:19 AM (/qEW2) 71
These porcine poseurs are giving my emotional support squirrel a bad name.
Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 18, 2017 09:19 AM (Ndje9) 72
Bad day at the cock lock research facility.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 09:20 AM (aMlLZ) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:20 AM (UbFuA) 74
maybe the spinach looks safe?
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:21 AM (UbFuA) 75
I've read the two strongest urges that humans have are to eat and to screw. I have no idea what the third largest urge is but I have a feeling from some of the nut cases mentioned in these articles it's to be a fvck up. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 18, 2017 09:22 AM (ajiE5) 76
lets take a head count, how many men on this blog checked out the lock combination.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:23 AM (UbFuA) 77
Keystone cops
First, make pot legal and this would never happen. Second, the undercover cops missed a chance to establish their street cred by being arrested. Third, the undercover cops can't tell the other cops about their undercover work because you can't trust the cops. Fourth, the arresting cops might have been doing it to protect the neighborhood drug dealers from the under cover cops. Like Billy Martin said, "Can't anyone here play this game?" Doesn't anyone in Detroit watch Miami Vice? The TV series is on DVD and available for study. Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 18, 2017 09:24 AM (4XCge) 78
Aces seat, i asjked y spouse about this type of deal brought to my attention a couple of weeks ago, (sexuality) ficus trees.
He said men thing waaay different than women. and said don't try to suss it out, as it would cause damage Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:25 AM (UbFuA) 79
I'm surprised the sky writing Navy pilots didn't make news of the weird. I guess it isn't "weird" per se, just flippin' funny. Of course, since they drew a massive penis, it's set off a shit storm. Dudes, next time, draw a giant vagina.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2017 09:18 AM They are in trouble but it is funny as hell. Reminds me of the bit in Austin Powers movies when the describe Dr Evils rocket ship. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:26 AM (2DOZq) 80
Like Billy Martin said, "Can't anyone here play this game?"
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 18, 2017 09:24 AM (4XCge) I believe Casey Stengel said that, re: the Mets. Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2017 09:26 AM (GiOiK) 81
sorry about typos,my fingers are frozen this morning.
(my excuse and sticking to it) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:26 AM (UbFuA) 82
how many men on this blog checked out the lock combination.
----- Cock Rings - Japanese Viagra (or maybe it is Chinese) no, I didn't read it, because the word was 'inserted' not wrapped around. So if it was inserted, he's doing it wrong. Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 18, 2017 09:27 AM (4XCge) 83
Good morning, willow. How is your husband doing? Is the insurance coming around to your way of thinking yet?
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 09:27 AM (UoSKV) 84
I've read the two strongest urges that humans have are to eat and to screw. I have no idea what the third largest urge is but I have a feeling from some of the nut cases mentioned in these articles it's to be a fvck up.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 18, 2017 09:22 AM (ajiE5) Third strongest urge is breathing. You don't want to go long without it. Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2017 09:28 AM (MYss1) 85
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 18, 2017 09:24 AM (4XCge)
Yeah make pot legal so they can create the same underreported stink holes many places of Colorado have become. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:28 AM (2DOZq) 86
Third strongest urge is breathing. You don't want to go long without it.
Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2017 09:28 AM (MYss1) The fourth depends on your fiber intake. Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2017 09:30 AM (GiOiK) 87
Do you know who else shoved objects up his urethra?
Alfred Kinsey, the sexologist. He shoved toothbrushes up his urethra. Since he had orgies with his grad assistants, maybe he did it for hygienic purposes. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 09:30 AM (/qEW2) 88
Third strongest urge is breathing. You don't want to go long without it.
Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2017 09:28 AM (MYss1) You got that right! Posted by: David Carredine at November 18, 2017 09:30 AM (oLTNb) 89
bluebell they did the referral ,no extra anything. and set up the appt themselves. so good for them?! I have been tripping over this because they are such hard asses, but something clicked in their heads yesterday . So now i am afraid that their acquiescence at this time means something awful.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:33 AM (UbFuA) 90
Still count the AC/DC Icon Angus Young among the living. The schoolboy demon is alive and kicking. His brother checked out.
I wonder if they believed in all that devil shit they pushed at their peak. My money is on the scumbag producer selling them on them. Posted by: charley horse at November 18, 2017 09:15 AM (+kahX) The very first gigging band I was ever in was an AC/DC / judas priest cover band. Probably played 40 AC/DC songs, and I don't remember any devil shit. I'm wondering if that stuff came way later after I wasn't listening to them much. Anyway, RIP Malcolm. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 09:34 AM (aMlLZ) 91
It amazes me what people have done shoving objects in places they shouldn't, yet it shouldn't.
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 09:36 AM (aC6Sd) 92
That first link is Aliens creepy.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2017 09:37 AM (/tuJf) 93
bluebell they did the referral ,no extra anything. and set up the appt themselves. so good for them?! I have been tripping over this because they are such hard asses, but something clicked in their heads yesterday . So now i am afraid that their acquiescence at this time means something awful.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:33 AM (UbFuA) ------------ Now willow, don't think like that! You wanted them to cover the referral, and they did - that doesn't mean anything awful, it just means they are doing their JOB. This is what you needed done, and you did it! It's all good news. It means things can go forward. I'm really glad for you and your husband. Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 09:38 AM (UoSKV) Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2017 09:39 AM (GlNWN) 95
Was sure the Keystone Cop story was going to be about the FBI
( shows my degree of esteem of the FBI in my eyes) Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 09:39 AM (aC6Sd) 96
Padlock guy article also mentions he used pins. Serial killer Albert Fish also used pins, but he inserted them up the other end, embedded them actually.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 09:39 AM (/qEW2) 97
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 09:34 AM (aMlLZ)
I do not think they ever intended that they be associated with a devil band. Highway to Hell probably made people not that familiar with them categorize them as so. I like that they were named after a label on one of their grandmothers (?) sewing machine. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:39 AM (2DOZq) 98
Re: The Pig - Maybe she's on to something. You wouldn't have to worry about Muslim terrorists on that flight.
Or is that not PC? Posted by: Dr. Dave at November 18, 2017 09:40 AM (ozGQ9) 99
Trying to look busy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2017 09:39 AM (GlNWN) ----------- If anyone comes around and looks like they're going to kick up a fuss, just gun your drill a few times. They'll get the message. It will help if you give them an evil grin at the same time. Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 09:40 AM (UoSKV) 100
bluebell, may it be so. But i cannot tell you how hard nosed they've been. so awful, That my daughters medicaide experience looked fantastic comparitvely.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:40 AM (UbFuA) 101
Commando unit may get new 'super rifle' in coming months
IDF Navy's elite Shayetet 13 soldiers receive a new multi-terrain vest, with new MCX rifles possibly on the way, to replace 5 different kinds of rifles currently in use by the unit's highly-trained marksmen. The IDF has also begun examining a new brand of "super rifle," which may replace the individual rifles of the unit's most elite and highly trained warriors in the foreseeable future . The multi-purpose MCX rifle by US company SIG Sauer is one such weapon, considered by the IDF for its ability to hit its target for several different distances. The rifle is due to arrive within the next few months. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2017 09:41 AM (GlNWN) 102
Oh, hay, Trudeau II pisses off Duterte. Imagine that.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 09:41 AM (2K6fY) 103
If anyone comes around and looks like they're going to kick up a fuss, just gun your drill a few times. They'll get the message. It will help if you give them an evil grin at the same time.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 09:40 AM (UoSKV) No drilling. I am now basically an Admin Wonk Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2017 09:42 AM (GlNWN) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2017 09:43 AM (oVJmc) 105
No drilling. I am now basically an Admin Wonk
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2017 09:42 AM (GlNWN) ----------- So? My advice remains the same. It might be even more effective this way. Nobody expects an admin wonk to have a dental drill. Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 09:43 AM (UoSKV) 106
laysdown on Nevergiveups, just to have a wiff of the funny gas for a minute.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:44 AM (UbFuA) 107
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2017 09:41 AM (GlNW
I just looked at a sig mcx carbine I am think of buying. Neat you can take it almost entirely apart without any tools. Only drawback is their 30 rd mag cost 80 bucks. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:44 AM (2DOZq) 108
Argentina lost a submarine. the Navy is sending a new plane, the P8, to help search. I hope the crew is all right, but I can't get that line from Hunt for Red October out of my mind: "Vladimir, you've lost another submarine?!?"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2017 09:44 AM (ty7RM) 109
The multi-purpose MCX rifle by US company SIG Sauer is one such weapon, considered by the IDF for its ability to hit its target for several different distances.
I guess it would be a help to be able to shoot accurately at different ranges. I imagine is kind of a pain to be in the middle of a raid and have get out the measuring tape and then persuade the terrorist to stand exactly there so you can hit him accurately. Terrorists aren't generally cooperative about that. Posted by: Grey Fox at November 18, 2017 09:44 AM (bZ7mE) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:44 AM (UbFuA) 111
I identify as a blind person and this moose identifies as a seeing eye dog. Can I board the plane now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2017 09:45 AM (gC2IV) 112
I haven't been around too much and just read about rickl... I have always appreciated his comments and enjoyed his links to matters aeronautical. I hope he's getting the best medical care available and will add my thoughts and prayers to the horde offerings. That's a nice thing going on in the sidebar. Will be happy to help.
And speaking of enjoying comments, did I read something about an EoJ GoFundMe page? THE EoJ? Posted by: Gem at November 18, 2017 09:45 AM (XoAz8) 113
I've read the two strongest urges that humans have are to eat and to screw. I have no idea what the third largest urge is but I have a feeling from some of the nut cases mentioned in these articles it's to be a fvck up.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 18, 2017 09:22 AM (ajiE5) ======== Feeding, fucking, fighting, fleeing. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 09:45 AM (/qEW2) 114
bluebell, may it be so. But i cannot tell you how hard nosed they've been. so awful, That my daughters medicaide experience looked fantastic comparitvely.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:40 AM (UbFuA) -------------- I wouldn't read anything into that. Our experience here has been that every year since the introduction of Obamacare, things have gotten worse. It's all more difficult now. Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2017 09:45 AM (UoSKV) 115
peeples, just look at decorating and little homes, that's the safe space.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:46 AM (UbFuA) 116
laysdown on Nevergiveups...
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:44 AM (UbFuA) I heard that ! Posted by: runner at November 18, 2017 09:46 AM (QC/4S) 117
bluebell i know, yet when life and death is in the loopta loop, it matters!
i want to lay by my spouse in green pastures Later than sooner! Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:47 AM (UbFuA) 118
Good morning morons. Obama ate a dog.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2017 09:47 AM (6FqZa) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2017 09:48 AM (6FqZa) 120
runner, , when my keyboard hiccups it's so fkd up. i should read before posting.. but we all Know that.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:49 AM (UbFuA) 121
I do not think they ever intended that they be associated with a devil band. Highway to Hell probably made people not that familiar with them categorize them as so.
I like that they were named after a label on one of their grandmothers (?) sewing machine. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:39 AM (2DOZq) Highway to hell?? Seriously? Jeez, if people think that made them a devil band they better never listen to black metal. Highway to hell is devil by Disney. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 09:49 AM (aMlLZ) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 09:50 AM (4XCge) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:50 AM (UbFuA) 124
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 09:49 AM (aMlLZ)
Agree. Just like news headlines misdirect people who read nothing but headlines. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:51 AM (2DOZq) 125
MCX, can't type that letter combination. Took me a doze tries to get it right in the search box.
I used the 'whole word' typing technique; brain things the word, fingers have a mind of their own. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 09:51 AM (4XCge) 126
uses white out way late for all my posts
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:51 AM (UbFuA) 127
...willow, u go ahead and lay down wherever, on whomever you want, my friend, it is none of my business what you and NGU do in your spare time....
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2017 09:52 AM (QC/4S) 128
I still think a Zombie movie of the beginning of the apocalypse should be made. Starting something along the lines of that top story.
Brain virus takes over when person dies that no matter what body is left zombie wants to devour people Starts in a 3rd world hospital but as it doesn't appear till person dies spreads around globe Dead in car crashes, hospitals strike first. Keeps growing yet government not knowing what it is trys to explain it away, coves up effects. Breakout in a stadium unleashes thousands of zombies in a city Government over panics , quarantined off areas get totally taken over, mass zombie groups break out forcing more area to be quarantined. But spreading virus to living keeps quarantine ineffective. Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 09:52 AM (aC6Sd) 129
I just love pad lock in the bladder stories. My favorite time of year.
Posted by: Phildirt at November 18, 2017 09:54 AM (33Vpn) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:54 AM (UbFuA) 131
It's snowing here. Where's my extra stash of anti-depressants?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 09:55 AM (lwiT4) 132
Cher is mort? Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 09:55 AM (xRjiA) 133
I love snow! Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (xRjiA) 134
Yesterday it was dark at 4:55. Love it! Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (xRjiA) 135
look i'm not all smart and stuff though i had more than a few biology classes in college, and still do not 'get' the how of padlock in bladder.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (UbFuA) 136
MCX sig Sauer- changing calibers.
I'm not sure I agree with the idea. Seems to me like it would be better for sepecialists to be expert in one thing as a team member rather than everyone trying to be experts in everything (and doing nothing well) Yes, I know the Heinlein quote, "Specialization is for experts." I've also heard it takes 10,000 hours to master a subject. I was a REMF, what do I know. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (4XCge) 137
131 It's snowing here. Where's my extra stash of anti-depressants?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 09:55 AM (lwiT4) It's currently 66 here in MO...high of 68 today. High tomorrow? 46. Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2017 09:57 AM (Enq6K) 138
Admiral: Back to work, NGU. The Navy isn't paying you to lollygag. *Guns drill* NGU: Is it safe? Admiral: Look at the time! Gotta go! Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2017 09:57 AM (gC2IV) 139
Mass Zombie breakouts require more fire-fighting pumper rigs, giant tanks of aviation kerosene and fuzee flares.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 09:57 AM (2K6fY) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 09:57 AM (4XCge) 141
I've read the two strongest urges that humans have are to eat and to screw. I have no idea what the third largest urge is but I have a feeling from some of the nut cases mentioned in these articles it's to be a fvck up.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 18, 2017 09:22 AM (ajiE5) Third strongest urge is breathing. You don't want to go long without it. Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2017 09:28 AM (MYss1) Define the word "urge." Most of the time we don't have to think to breathe. It happens naturally. So if by urge we mean "something I am thinking I want to do," breathing doesn't usually occur that way. Now, consider one's excretory system. There are urges that occur in that realm, and it depends (see what I did there?) on the situation, but that urge can be as great as anything. Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2017 09:59 AM (Pz4pT) 142
It is going to be 86 degrees in Houston today. A small cold front is supposed to come through tomorrow though.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:59 AM (2DOZq) 143
From the Christian Post:
In a move certain to please conservatives, President Donald Trump on Friday added five names to his list of candidates for a prospective U.S. Supreme Court vacancy as he presses ahead with a campaign to move the federal judiciary to the right. Two of them are appellate judges who were nominated by Trump earlier this year and confirmed by the Senate: Amy Coney Barrett and Kevin Newsom. Another, Brett Kavanaugh, sits on the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, long viewed as a stepping-stone to the high court. The others were Britt Grant, a Georgia Supreme Court justice, and Patrick Wyrick, a Oklahoma Supreme Court justice. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 09:59 AM (lwiT4) 144
It is going to be 86 degrees in Houston today. A small cold front is supposed to come through tomorrow though.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:59 AM (2DOZq) =============== I do not want to hear about it, sir. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:00 AM (lwiT4) 145
Agree. Just like news headlines misdirect people who read nothing but headlines.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:51 AM (2DOZq) Yeah, I'm shocked actually. I never really heard of AC/DC being labeled that way, and seeing that it was in the era of Black Sabbath and solo OZZY makes it even more comical. AC/DC was revenge of the nerds shit. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 10:00 AM (aMlLZ) 146
It's snowing here. Where's my extra stash of anti-depressants?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 09:55 AM (lwiT4) It's currently 66 here in MO...high of 68 today. High tomorrow? 46. Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2017 09:57 AM (Enq6K) It's supposed to drop to 45 or so in a few hours. It does feel weird outside right now. You can tell the barometer is doing cartwheels. Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2017 10:01 AM (Pz4pT) 147
131 It's snowing here. Where's my extra stash of anti-depressants?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 09:55 AM (lwiT4) *shoves plate of bacon at grammie* Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 18, 2017 10:01 AM (hMwEB) 148
Yesterday it was dark at 4:55. Love it!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (xRjiA) =================== We're at 4:35. Moar Fluoxetine please. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:02 AM (lwiT4) 149
It is going to be 86 degrees in Houston today. A small cold front is supposed to come through tomorrow though. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 09:59 AM (2DOZq) We're waiting for it to warm up enough to wash dogs outside before the front comes through. A narrow window of opportunity. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2017 10:02 AM (9IOYA) 150
*shoves plate of bacon at grammie*
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 18, 2017 10:01 AM (hMwEB) ======================= that might work too. Thanks votermom. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:03 AM (lwiT4) 151
look i'm not all smart and stuff though i had more than a few biology classes in college, and still do not 'get' the how of padlock in bladder.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (UbFuA) Consider it a blessing. There are things people do, and we can sit and ponder them for hours. Or just realize "that's too stupid to require one more moment of my time." I prefer the latter. That doesn't make one not smart. Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2017 10:03 AM (Pz4pT) 152
hope the crew is all right, but I can't get that line from Hunt for Red October out of my mind: "Vladimir, you've lost another submarine?!?"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2017 09:44 I'm glad I'm not the only Moron who thought of that right off. I should probably denounce myself. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2017 10:03 AM (wRbyl) 153
We're waiting for it to warm up enough to wash dogs outside before the front comes through. A narrow window of opportunity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2017 10:02 AM (9IOYA) my hose thingy broke the other day, overnight freeze using a spray bottle on pooch's butt now if needed Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 18, 2017 10:04 AM (hMwEB) 154
Yes, I know the Heinlein quote, "Specialization is for experts."
I've also heard it takes 10,000 hours to master a subject. I was a REMF, what do I know. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (4XCge) specialization optimizes efficiency, but any organization that over specializes gets brittle, unable to react quickly to rapidly changing situations, and is prone to having too many critical links knocked out. Cross training and ability is essential (the CNC operator in a shop gets the flu you want someone else to be able to set it up and run it, for example, or else your production is shot for a week) but you really don't have the guy that runs the lathe grinding welds unless that's the only thing to do at the moment. Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 10:04 AM (2K6fY) 155
Yesterday it was dark at 4:55. Love it!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 09:56 AM (xRjiA) Shit man, do you sleep in a casket? lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2017 10:04 AM (aMlLZ) 156
shoves hot cocoa to grammie.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:04 AM (UbFuA) 157
A lot of diseases reprogram the host's brain in order to propagate the disease - like rabies causing animals to bite, hence spreading it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 10:04 AM (/qEW2) Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2017 10:04 AM (Pz4pT) 159
Burt, i guess i always get hung up on the details. lol
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:05 AM (UbFuA) 160
*hangs over abyss*
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:06 AM (UbFuA) 161
We've still got over a month to go before the shortest day of the year. By the time we hit December 21, it'll be dark at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:06 AM (lwiT4) 162
specialization optimizes efficiency, but any organization that over specializes gets brittle, unable to react quickly to rapidly changing situations, and is prone to having too many critical links knocked out.
Or unionizes Posted by: Jean at November 18, 2017 10:06 AM (9TU00) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2017 10:07 AM (+0jcH) 164
Burt, good mitzvah day! (which google tried to put in as Mithra day (now has to look that up)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:07 AM (UbFuA) 165
Jean it's true, when you are a gyno you think everything related to That, If you are a climatologist etc etc..
they shove themselves into box thinking. Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:09 AM (UbFuA) 166
165 Jean it's true, when you are a gyno you think everything related to That, If you are a climatologist etc etc..
they shove themselves into box thinking. -------- Gynocologists are well-known for thinking inside the box. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2017 10:10 AM (+0jcH) 167
grammie, look at it this way, the shortest day means you can light more candles while lounging in the bathtub and read a good book
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:11 AM (UbFuA) Posted by: The abyss] at November 18, 2017 10:11 AM (wRbyl) 169
No drilling. I am now basically an Admin Wonk
Posted by: Nevergiveup Admin Wonk lesson #1: get a clipboard and blank forms. Anytime you are bored goofing off at your desk, go for a walk and patrol the cube-farm. Squint at people, take notes, never speak. Great for morale! Posted by: Sr Admin Wonk at November 18, 2017 10:13 AM (MREZT) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:13 AM (UbFuA) 171
From the Christian Post:
In a move certain to please conservatives, President Donald Trump on Friday added five names to his list of candidates for a prospective U.S. Supreme Court vacancy as he presses ahead with a campaign to move the federal judiciary ... Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 09:59 AM (lwiT4) ======== Fixed it for them. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 10:13 AM (/qEW2) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:13 AM (xRjiA) Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:14 AM (wwL6Q) 174
Looks like external female genitalia.....so I go w hooha.....at least its not a gun
Posted by: fu52 at November 18, 2017 10:14 AM (HpUpB) 175
i should have used viscous, for fun.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:14 AM (UbFuA) 176
175 i should have used viscous, for fun.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:14 AM (UbFuA) --------- Heh Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2017 10:15 AM (+0jcH) 177
I read the story in the NYP about the woman being punched. I think he forced her into a tiny area and then got completely irrational and violent when she objected. So I think it goes way beyond manspreading
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2017 10:15 AM (8+Ozj) 178
I think there's this plastic jar thingy you can buy to wash a dog's paws with
I might need that Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 18, 2017 10:15 AM (hMwEB) Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2017 10:16 AM (YXJ+5) 180
Meanwhile, I can't stop watching old [new] car reviews on youtube by MotorWeek. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:16 AM (xRjiA) 181
If I had a St Bernard I'd send Grammy a blast of brandy
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 10:18 AM (aC6Sd) 182
For dirty shoes. And paws?? I dunno. I'll recommend it again: 3M Sticky Mat. It'll save your floor and carpet. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:18 AM (xRjiA) 183
Black Friday Deals Week on Amazon
(Jeff Bezos, the Bill Mays of internet Retail) Voice control your smart home with echo dot. Nature's Blossom Bonsi Tree Starter Kit I bought one of those, once. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 10:19 AM (4XCge) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:19 AM (xRjiA) 185
The worst part about that padlock story is its still connected to his bike.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2017 10:20 AM (oVJmc) 186
*shoves plate of bacon at grammie*
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 18, 2017 10:01 AM (hMwEB) Was it made from a "service pig"? Posted by: Fox2! at November 18, 2017 10:20 AM (brIR5) 187
Fenelon, yeah unless she was threatening him i cannot see punching as any solution.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:20 AM (UbFuA) 188
I'd like to learn more about this bonsai tree starter kit.
Posted by: H. Weinstein at November 18, 2017 10:20 AM (+0jcH) 189
Burt, good mitzvah day! (which google tried to put in as Mithra day (now has to look that up)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:07 AM (UbFuA) ======== A bas-relief of willow strangling a bull to death. That would be funny. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 10:20 AM (/qEW2) 190
I hate the Sun.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:13 AM (xRjiA) ============== Seriously? We should switch bodies. My brain cannot handle dark - even dimness. I have every light in the house on. I sit in front of a light box. I go tanning to get the light. I go out even on the coldest days, if there is sunlight. Darkness makes me dark. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:21 AM (lwiT4) 191
sooth, that brings to mind my mommy cats 7 or 8 week old kittens that i brought outside to walk on grass, they were so freaked out by the texture of the grass.
they walked on tip toes Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:23 AM (UbFuA) 192
Aw, thank you Skip. You're such a nice man.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:23 AM (lwiT4) 193
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Gem-This is the website for Empire of Jeff (Jeff Deleon ) go fund me" site: http://tinyurl.com/yavwpoev Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2017 10:23 AM (8+Ozj) 194
steev! ouch, a bull would wipe me out in a second or two, suer i would fight (nope) i'd run still ..
puts you on my list that will be lost a minute later. Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:25 AM (UbFuA) 195
Um, that's EoJ?
The name says Emperor Jeff, no 'of'. And some of the facts don't seem to match up. Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:28 AM (wwL6Q) 196
"185 The worst part about that padlock story is its still connected to his bike"
New twist on the "help me find my keys and we can drive out" punchline... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 18, 2017 10:29 AM (3JQ/p) 197
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:28 AM (wwL6Q)
Yeah I think he was New Orleans based before he moved to Canada and that does not look like him in pics I saw long ago. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 10:30 AM (2DOZq) 198
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:28 AM (wwL6Q)
I have nothing to do with it. That's the link someone posted last night. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2017 10:30 AM (8+Ozj) 199
Good game on the PS4 has one example of what might happen if Cordyceps made the jump to humans.
Called "The Last of Us" Awesome. Heck, just watch the "movies" people have made by stitching the cut scenes together, available on YouTube. Posted by: TheSev at November 18, 2017 10:30 AM (Av8i6) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 18, 2017 10:30 AM (3DZIZ) Posted by: 1 spoonful daily at November 18, 2017 10:31 AM (MREZT) 202
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If I had a St Bernard I'd send Grammy a blast of brandy Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 10:18 AM (aC6Sd) Dad's birthday was earlier this month, and he told me not to get him anything. He drinks the caramel and fireball whiskeys, so I got him a fifth of Pisco--a white Chilean brandy--for a change. He mentioned that it tastes terrible (and this from a man who used to buy Georgia Moon by choice) but I noticed it is half gone, so I suppose "waste not, want not" is still in effect. Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 10:33 AM (2K6fY) 203
WTH, so you are sitting around the house and all of a sudden a lightening bolt of brilliance comes down, "I should cram a little padlock up my dong!!!!!"
Too bad medical services could save this Darwin Award contestant. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 18, 2017 10:34 AM (3BFzK) 204
Re: service animals. As an MD I get requests for this pretty frequently. I try to be conservative about granting them, as it is far too easy for an MD just to write a letter for even the most bullshit case. I recently lost a patient over this. A young guy I had seen exactly once, who did not mention anything about anxiety, PTSD, etc at that visit.
He later emailed me requesting a letter so he could take his dog with him because he gets "anxious." I told him that I would be happy to see him and discuss, but that I felt it was more the provenance of psychiatrists to write said letters and that another option might be to try medication if he had significant problems with anxiety. He wrote back a very self righteous and nasty letter stating that he would leave my practice if I wouldn't write the letter and that he could not believe that I wanted to put "toxic chemicals" into his system. Well as they say, "Challenge Accepted." I declined to write the letter and I haven't heard from him since. No great loss. Posted by: Dr Alice at November 18, 2017 10:34 AM (LaT54) 205
I don't think that's him.
Could be wrong. But it implies he's in Fort Wayne and there are other things that don't seem right. Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:34 AM (wwL6Q) 206
I like that they were named after a label on one of their grandmothers (?) sewing machine.
Sweeper !& Highway was written as a joke to their Mom's Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 18, 2017 10:36 AM (y3aQB) 207
https://tinyurl.com/yaqzgsjz
Posted by: 1 spoonful daily at November 18, 2017 10:31 AM (MREZT) ==================== uff da. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:36 AM (lwiT4) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:36 AM (xRjiA) 209
It amazes me what people have done shoving objects in places they shouldn't,
******* Gateway Appliances - a limerick For optimal health it appears Don't insert hardware tools in your rear But I warn you my friends That nasty habit begins The first time you put a Q-Tip in your ear Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2017 10:37 AM (wPiJc) 210
Posted by: Dr Alice at November 18, 2017 10:34 AM (LaT5
That self righteous letter seems like evidence he has some mental issues and not just PSTD. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 18, 2017 10:38 AM (2DOZq) 211
there is a forest science philosophy of winter album.. but maybe it should be heard in summer.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:38 AM (UbFuA) 212
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I was a REMF, what do I know. Posted by: Skandia Recluse So, you've never had a job that required you to be proficient with multiple weapons. Nor trained those that did. Got it. Oh, and the notion that one can't be very very good at more than one thing is not true. It's a matter of training resources and dedication. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 18, 2017 10:39 AM (di1hb) 213
You need to start wintering in FL.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 18, 2017 10:30 AM (3DZIZ) ==================== I would like to move to Cancun and live in my bathing suit. Maybe a cover-up to go out to dinner. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:39 AM (lwiT4) 214
muldoon, weird but true!
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:39 AM (UbFuA) 215
I hate bright light. It goes into my eyes and makes my brain go haywire.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:36 AM (xRjiA) ======================== You take my brain and I'll take yours. Problem solved. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:40 AM (lwiT4) 216
I like indoor temperature at 65-66 degrees, too. All year round. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:41 AM (xRjiA) 217
'sunshine on my shoulders make makes me happy'..
the only time i'll bring up that tune, and only for grammies sake. Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:41 AM (UbFuA) 218
The worst part about that padlock story is its still connected to his bike.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles ***** Heh! Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc) Posted by: Abbie Normal at November 18, 2017 10:42 AM (EyPfd) 220
sooth as do i. while it makes me uncomfortable it also keeps hot flashes at bay
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:42 AM (UbFuA) 221
Glare gives me headaches
But I like morning sun Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 18, 2017 10:42 AM (hMwEB) 222
Thank you willow. I saw him in concert back in the 70's. Although his music wasn't my favorite, he really put on a nice concert.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:43 AM (lwiT4) 223
Grammie, looking at your link, there is a landscaper locally called "Agape Yard Care" which made me blink when I first saw it, and misread it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 10:43 AM (2K6fY) 224
drat, looking at your NICK, not link.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 10:43 AM (2K6fY) 225
grammie, agree.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:43 AM (UbFuA) Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:44 AM (lwiT4) 227
Too bad medical services could save this Darwin Award contestant.
And you know that padlock was just the latest step in a progression. Can he even piss past his shoes anymore? Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2017 10:44 AM (YXJ+5) 228
uff da.
Posted by: grammie winger - https://youtu.be/LJ68AK06wtE www.celtic-lyrics.com/lyrics/144.html Posted by: 1 spoonful daily at November 18, 2017 10:44 AM (MREZT) 229
Iron Mike Golf at November 18, 2017 10:39 AM
I was reasonably proficient with a 12ga and qualified in basic. and I have been shot at. I am somewhat open to new experiences. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 10:45 AM (4XCge) 230
kindltot, it's only a an affirmation of your duty to mow the yard.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:45 AM (UbFuA) 231
Kindletot - oh - ha! No, I don't do lawn care. In fact, I don't do very much at all. Not if I can help it
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:46 AM (lwiT4) 232
Speaking of hot flashes... every drive in a car with someone who blasts the heat or A/C and then turns it off. Then turns it on again. Off again. On again...? People do this in their homes, too. THERMOSTAT, dummy, ever hear of it?? Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:47 AM (xRjiA) 233
What, and then go out to eat afterwards?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 10:47 AM (2K6fY) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:48 AM (xRjiA) 235
Posted by: 1 spoonful daily at November 18, 2017 10:44 AM (MREZT)
===================== I played that at my wedding. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:48 AM (lwiT4) 236
grammie, i find digging in the garden rewarding, not the layout process but the later mindless of it as i do washing dishes.
or as other would say working off steam with an actual goal. Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:49 AM (UbFuA) 237
EoJ said on his blog he was only on FB now, nothing else. Anybody checked that?
Posted by: NCKate at November 18, 2017 10:50 AM (Jj68o) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 18, 2017 10:50 AM (AxFdW) Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2017 10:50 AM (pszv/) 240
The padlock in the bladder trick - probably one you don't do on the first day you try it. Posted by: Burnt Toast Yes, I know the Heinlein quote, "Specialization is for experts." Posted by: Skandia Recluse ***** Things that make you go, "Hmmm." Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2017 10:51 AM (wPiJc) 241
Whew! Wacky Canadians.
Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2017 10:51 AM (bD2SM) 242
Willow - I used to garden extensively. Huge plots filled with all kinds of vegetables, surrounded by beautiful perennials. I grew so much I could have had a farmstand. Then I got over it.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 18, 2017 10:51 AM (lwiT4) 243
sooth, yeah i can't stand that fluctuation in temp. which is why when summer i try to hold off the air conditioner for a while to try to assimilate gradually.
like going out in the early morning for work instead of walking out in the afternoon heat. Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:51 AM (UbFuA) 244
that's a different Jeff. fake news.
Posted by: chango butt at November 18, 2017 10:51 AM (HSp4o) 245
That's a pretty good looking girl walking by the coffee sign in the picture up top of the post. Anybody know her name?
Posted by: Senator AL Franken at November 18, 2017 10:52 AM (ylUqT) 246
5 Um, that's EoJ?
The name says Emperor Jeff, no 'of'. And some of the facts don't seem to match up. Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:28 AM (wwL6Q) Okay, whew. I thought it was just me. EoJ used to do hilarious vlogs and this person doesn't look like that person to me. Posted by: Gem at November 18, 2017 10:52 AM (XoAz8) 247
I get a bottle of brandy in the winter, so after a day out I have something to warm me up. Most often French brandy, but this year will get cognac for sure. I have a feeling there is a outside job coming and as I have been to it a few times sure I will be there soon. It will be outside all day every day through the winter.
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2017 10:52 AM (aC6Sd) 248
grammie, yeah it is a lot of work, i'm still in the i get a reward someday, mark.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:53 AM (UbFuA) 249
205 I don't think that's him.
Could be wrong. But it implies he's in Fort Wayne and there are other things that don't seem right. Posted by: Mama AJ at November 18, 2017 10:34 AM (wwL6Q) I kinda had the same impression Mama AJ. Didn't EOJ live in Canada? Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2017 10:55 AM (Enq6K) Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2017 10:56 AM (MYss1) 251
Because I do endeavour on occasion to brighten the mood of the Horde
https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/11/GunGirl-3032.jpeg Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 18, 2017 10:56 AM (/lUb7) 252
why would anyone trolll EOJs nic? srsly
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 10:58 AM (UbFuA) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 18, 2017 10:58 AM (xRjiA) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 18, 2017 10:58 AM (4XCge) 255
27 Stupid Democrat should have used a Hillary coin. Sure winner.
Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2017 08:46 AM (OTwY/) Which chapter in her book does Hillary blame the US Mint for her loss? Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2017 11:00 AM (ABjxW) 256
3 morons have already donated
Posted by: NCKate at November 18, 2017 11:03 AM (Jj68o) 257
Because I do endeavour on occasion to brighten the mood of the Horde
https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/11/GunGirl-3032.jpeg That's on powerline?! Nice, must be lightening up a bit. Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2017 11:08 AM (H0quv) 258
Looks like I jumped the gun on Manson last night. Saw the link, posted it and went to bed. Wake up this AM and see he's still stealing oxygen. Lesson learned.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2017 11:11 AM (O5Q3r) 259
anna, i can remember when being a union member resembled that chic.
which is why i think if we can grab the union from the union head back to the people, we might save ourselves. Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 11:12 AM (UbFuA) 260
--Public-sector workers had a union membership rate (34.4 percent) more than five
times higher than that of private-sector workers (6.4 percent). (See table 3.) --Workers in education, training, and library occupations and in protective service occupations had the highest unionization rates (34.6 percent and 34.5 percent, respectively). (See table 3.) --Men continued to have a slightly higher union membership rate (11.2 percent) than women (10.2 percent). (See table 1.) --Black workers were more likely to be union members than were White, Asian, or Hispanic workers. (See table 1.) Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 11:15 AM (UbFuA) 261
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/union2.nr0.htm
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2017 11:16 AM (UbFuA) 262
I have a niece who got a service dog for her autistic son. Cost $10,000.00 for the training. Watched the dog work and he was impressive. He had a jacket on with a patch warning people to not engage with the dog as he was working. Seemed legit in her case.
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2017 11:16 AM (yOqwj) 263
New Thread up.
Posted by: KT at November 18, 2017 11:16 AM (BVQ+1) 264
EOJ was -- as far as my recollections go -- an early morning person here -- like the 6 or 7 am type. Texas is a couple times zones over. He also did not seem the type of person who would blogbeg. Canada seems plausible. Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 18, 2017 11:23 AM (ajiE5) 265
Russian Popeye and Lock Boy should get together and compare notes. Could be a hilarious collaboration.
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2017 11:23 AM (H0quv) 266
Airlines need to put a rule in place that if your "emotional support animal" isn't certified by a psychiatrist, it isn't flying. And possibly specify what kind of animal can fly. Normally I'm not in favor of more regulation, however this is not only an annoyance, but a safety issue. Of course certain animals aren't going to do well on a crowded plane at 30,000 feet! Stop making people suffer and putting their lives at risk just so some SJW doesn't get her feelings hurt!
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 18, 2017 11:25 AM (XKZwp) 267
247 I get a bottle of brandy in the winter, so after a day out I have something to warm me up. Most often French brandy, but this year will get cognac for sure. I have a feeling there is a outside job coming and as I have been to it a few times sure I will be there soon. It will be outside all day every day through the winter.
-------------------- May I suggest trying Spanish Brandy? El Fundador is a nice one. Posted by: Puddin Head at November 18, 2017 11:30 AM (vV/gB) 268
266 Airlines need to put a rule in place that if your "emotional support animal" isn't certified by a psychiatrist, it isn't flying. And possibly specify what kind of animal can fly. Normally I'm not in favor of more regulation, however this is not only an annoyance, but a safety issue. Of course certain animals aren't going to do well on a crowded plane at 30,000 feet! Stop making people suffer and putting their lives at risk just so some SJW doesn't get her feelings hurt!
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 18, 2017 11:25 AM (XKZwp) My husband was on a flight out of Santa Barbara that had an emotional support hog. He said the ladies that brought it were obviously lesbians, NTTAWWT. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 18, 2017 11:30 AM (Ri/rl) 269
Zombies and guys with stuff stuck up their wiener. Thanks Ace.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 18, 2017 11:31 AM (vV/gB) 270
Service Animal vs Comfort Creature.
I understand that there is a legal difference between the two. Not sure exactly what, though. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2017 08:44 AM (EyPfd) A Seeing Eye dog is a genuine service animal, and is properly trained for its role. I know there are other genuine service animals, usually assigned to their humans by a charitable or medical organization. "Emotional Support Animals" are basically Teddy bears that shit, and are used by crazy people. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 11:32 AM (oPNmq) 271
I'm sick as fuck of Google pimping these multi-culti non-entities on its home page.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2017 08:54 AM (GsAUU) So why go there? DuckDuckGo is your friend. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 11:35 AM (oPNmq) 272
How do you get to a place where sticking stuff up your penis is pleasurable? Cereally!
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 18, 2017 11:37 AM (vV/gB) 273
"Emotional Support Animals" are basically Teddy bears that shit, and are used by crazy people.
------------------- Is that why we have Lena Dunham? Posted by: Puddin Head at November 18, 2017 11:38 AM (vV/gB) 274
The bodybuilder has large upper arms but small forearms. He's inverse Popeye, not Popeye.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2017 09:19 AM (/qEW2) He is also an idiot. But you knew that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 11:39 AM (oPNmq) 275
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 11:32 AM (oPNmq)
Exactly. The emotional support people are going to ruin it for actual service dogs. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 18, 2017 11:44 AM (Ri/rl) 276
Oh, hay, Trudeau II pisses off Duterte. Imagine that.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2017 09:41 AM (2K6fY) Got a link? I may have to add Duterte to my heroes list. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2017 11:44 AM (oPNmq) 277
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