Media Actually Rushing to Al Franken's Defense

ABC News' alleged "proud independent" (who just happens to favor liberal policy positions and liberal narratives) Chief Political Analyst:

This is the statement of a man. A man who has the courage to admit his own mistakes and want to do better. Why can't Roy Moore be a man? https://t.co/AwNaDXKEE2
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) November 16, 2017

He's actually praising Franken's "I molested her as a joke and I don't recall having jammed my tongue down her throat (though I'm not denying that, exactly)" defense:

NEW FRANKEN STATEMENT pic.twitter.com/c3puSkK9Ts
— Sam Stein (@samstein) November 16, 2017

Note Franken's defense is that his groping was a "joke." Also note Franken only admitted that which cannot be denied, as there is photographic proof of it.

His accuser also says Franken contrived a "sketch" where he'd get to kiss her and would not take no for an answer as far as a real kiss. Eventually, she says, he forcibly jammed his tongue down her throat, which isn't even done in "Hollywood kisses" (where the actors just open their mouths and move them around a bit, tongues tucked will inside their own mouths).

"This is a statement of a man"? No, Matthew J. Dowd. This is the statement of a cornered fellow progressive you are trying to praise for having forcibly tongue-kissed and then groped.

And by the way, don't overlookd that "forcible tongue kiss" thing. A tongue kiss is not "just a kiss" the way other kisses are. Especially when the woman has repeatedly told you she's not even interested in doing a stage (fake) kiss or a mere peck on the lips.

Kissing does not have to be sexual and I'd generally call it a very low level of "Harassment," if harassment at all. But a tongue kiss is penetrative and definitely sexual.

Kids call it first base. Or they did when I was a kid.

Don't forget, prostitutes will let you have sex with them but generally forbid kissing. Because there's a level of intimacy there they just find a little too intimate.

And they're generally permitting strangers to have sex with them.

Does anyone think this "man" would have admitted the undeniable if there was no photographic proof of it?

CNN's Gloria Borger, allegedly an objective analyst, but as progressive and Democrat as Al Franken's hands are grabby and his tongue is pushy:

So I am watching .@GloriaBorger #CNN downplay #AlFranken and his apparent sexual assault. 'the accuser didn't say he should leave the senate, Franken has no effect on her life now, he wasn't a senator, he was a comedian. @BrookeBCNN says nothing! #tcot @MalzbergShow #FakeNews
— Steve Malzberg's Own (@SteveMTalk) November 16, 2017

NBC's "reporter" Kasie Hunt:

MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it. pic.twitter.com/Si9evlh6QR
— Rich Noyes (@RichNoyes) November 16, 2017

They're doing their all to minimize this and even praise Franken for it.

Coming soon: Nina Burleigh offers a blowjob to Al Franken for his heroic efforts in stopping molestation in the military, at least when he's not molesting women while on military transport planes.

Posted by: Ace at 02:52 PM

Comments

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1 the flaw in Dowd's 'argument' is that Franken isn't a man

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (Co9e8)

2 No way!

Posted by: The Bartender at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (ukNFU)

3 Aaaaaaaand that's the election. Congratulations, Senator Moore.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (AM1GF)

4 I am really starting to love the age of Trump. Masks are falling so fast it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

5 It's quite possible Matthew Down has bever even touched a woman..

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (LiyEm)

6 Eat shit and die, libpologists.

Posted by: Hikaru, What Speaks in Cliches. at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (CMbMd)

7 Really? Now probably 5th?

Posted by: Kakes at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (tUGnI)

8 I hereby repeat my earlier prediction that the Morning Joe "salon" will scurry like rodents to Franken's defense.

Led by Murderin' Joe and his dullard fiancee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (PY9jH)

9 And the Great Reveal continues....

(its the part where at a Masquerade party, at the very end, everyone takes off their masks).

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (NgKpN)

10 These a-holes are telling us that he bought a riding lawnmower just like the one I used to have.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (LWu6U)

11 *points & laughs at the Left*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (hMwEB)

12 I'm a lifelong Republican, but it does seem these accusations against Sen. Franken are a politically motivated distraction from my party's disgraceful Roy Moore conduct.

The middle class wants real solutions, not partisan bickering.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (ismre)

13 I'm sure they'll provide the same defense of Moore when he wins the seat in Alabama- right?

Because yesterday it was Allegation = Guilt. Now today we're engaging in hoydenish digressions.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (VpIIl)

14 It was a joke. She can't take a joke.

Posted by: hepcat at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (5b+Sr)

15
Making a HUGE mistake.

Good!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (mbhDw)

16 Uh huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

17 Oooh, Shep is going to report on Franken. Can't wait for him to Shepsplain it to us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (PY9jH)

18 THEN WHO WAS TONGUE?

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (ismre)

19 How is it courageous to apologize when you've been caught?

So if Al Franken is hunky-dory, along with New Jersey's Menendez, how is Roy Moore not fit for the Senate? Oh, that's right, he has an R by his name. Gotcha.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (FMgad)

20 Give 'em enough grope and they'll hang themselves.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (42M22)

21 Led by Murderin' Joe and his dullard fiancee.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (PY9jH)

Speaking of Low IQ Meeka, did the gaggle of mensas mention how her jooooo hating daddy dearest guided Dhimmi Carter's support of Mugabe?

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (y7DUB)

22 14 It was a joke. She can't take a joke.

On second thought, Franken was never funny, so it wasn't a joke.

Posted by: hepcat at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (5b+Sr)

23 17 Oooh, Shep is going to report on Franken. Can't wait for him to Shepsplain it to us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (PY9jH)

ShepSplain... I like it....

I know that ain't MANSplain...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

24 Kasie Hunt is a name you would use in a crank call...

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

25 It wasn't grope grope just grope.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (bc2Lc)

26
Slick Willie: Any of you surprised the MFM's reaction to this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (493sH)

27 Speaking of Low IQ Meeka, did the gaggle of mensas
mention how her jooooo hating daddy dearest guided Dhimmi Carter's
support of Mugabe?

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (y7DUB)

Thanks for reminding me. *blood pressure rises*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (PY9jH)

28 Sorry Al's apologists.
Nothing is "just a joke" anymore.

Posted by: HamiltonNJ at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (sCjDS)

29 Hang the little pervert up by his scrotum. Let's see how gropey he will feel after being violated himself.

Joke? I always thought he WAS the joke. Nothing funny about any of this, or about his "comedy."

And every person who defends this asshole needs to be raked over the coals in the media as well.

Fuck you, war.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (7UW64)

30
The Al Franken Carnegie Deli sandwich:

Half pound of tongue on two huge buns forcibly jammed down your throat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (mbhDw)

31 Watching soyboys try to be the arbiters of manliness is even more pathetic than the "man card" Bushmaster campaign.

This thing is done. Either half the Senate falls or they admit the Moore thing is a hoax and never try it again.

Of course we could embrace the power of "both."

Posted by: trev006 at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (jRA31)

32 If Moore was more of a man, he'd say something like "That depends what your definition of 'is' is. "

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (CPk08)

33 I guess I can let a slacking Seawolf in

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)

34 I did not have sex with that woman, and its not rape when we do it!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (RiEBD)

35 Wasn't actually a 'grope' grope.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (oR5ks)

36 "Democrat operatives with bylines".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (Ktb8D)

37 Now. Now is when the devastating accusations get played. Put out the feelers, get the Commie media to defend / drop their collective mask, then unleash the terrible accusations and watch them burn alive. The same thing happened with Weiner and Bretibart.

Hopefully there is more out there on Franken. (Not hopefully since it means someone else was assualted by the creep, but hopefully in the sense that if there was another victim, that someone (Bannon?) has the info and is waiting to release.)

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (a+WIL)

38 Wait. I was reliably told that sexual assault is never a joke or to be taken lightly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

39 FWIW

There's some scuttlebutt on the gossip pages that there will soon be a torrent of women coming forward to say that Franken was a serial groper on the NYC subways.

I need to make a supermarket run; I just can't keep enough popcorn in the pantry.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (oQQwD)

40 Gloria Steinem ran out of One-Free-Grope cards back in the 90s.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (7n4KQ)

41 wrong thread my bad

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)

42 Time to burn effigies of Alinsky (God of Leftism).

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:01 PM (CMbMd)

43 14 It was a joke. She can't take a joke.

Posted by: hepcat at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (5b+Sr)

Yeah, 'cuz mother nature put those titties there to be grabbed and yanked.

Every woman will tell you, it's an absolute laugh-riot. Particularly if you leave bruises.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:01 PM (7UW64)

44 ow what week of sexual harassment are we now on? It seems to have gone on forever.. Wondering if there will be any men not accused by the end of this.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2017 03:01 PM (UbFuA)

45 OK, let's play a game--A photo of Tom Cotton exists from his pre-Senate days doing exactly what Franken did. Would it still be a joke? Of course not.

And if we are really waiting on the left to play by the same rules as they prescribe for us, the sun will go red giant before that happens.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (B+qrE)

46 *We* notice the hypocrisy.

Does anyone in the non-attuned regular world?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (PFy0L)

47 If this would break the fever grip of hysteria on it, then I am fine with Franken being publicly humiliated and letting the voters in Minnesota decide whenever it is he comes up for reelection next.

But.

But I highly doubt that it will be and so long as everyone is out there demanding that Moore be shunned from public life for that which he denies and without anything more than allegations to the contrary, then, as I stated previously, I'm going to shove the New Rules back down their throat twice as hard.

I do not want this game. This game is a stupid game. This game is a very dangerous game. But since I'm being forced to play it, then I will damn well win.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (mf5HN)

48 I'm sorely disappointed Laura Ingraham's guest wouldn't give up the name of the Black Caucus harasser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (PY9jH)

49 I'm a lifelong Republican, but it does seem these accusations against Sen. Franken are a politically motivated distraction from my party's disgraceful Roy Moore conduct.

The middle class wants real solutions, not partisan bickering.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein

I want decimation bordering on halfimation.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (3/f2v)

50 This is the statement of a man. A man who has the courage to admit his own mistakes and want to do better. Why can't Roy Moore be a man?

Maybe because Moore didn't do what he's been accused of

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)

51 Kasie Hunt is especially insufferable. An Andrea Miitchell in training

You know this will be the first of many Franken revelations

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (n+6mJ)

52 12 You forgot your sarc tag

Posted by: rammajamma at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (oAlzZ)

53 48 I'm sorely disappointed Laura Ingraham's guest wouldn't give up the name of the Black Caucus harasser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (PY9jH)

My gut feeling is still Charlie Rangel.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (CMbMd)

54 43 I guess using them as speed bags is right out than...

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (LiyEm)

55 Kids call it first base. Or they did when I was a kid.

I thought that was anal?

and wait....You were a kid? I swear I didn't know!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (CPk08)

56 Matthew Dowd: the Fabio of ABC News.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (y7DUB)

57 What I want to see is this turn into a wildfire that rages out of control in Congress, and I really don't care at this point who it burns to a cinder.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (D9udC)

58 Yah, not "rape rape". Progs disgust me.

Posted by: Wishfull at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (fvJ/7)

59 I don't have the energy to grope anyone anymore. Shit!

Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (EaQ6/)

60 Double Standards
(To the tune of "Reunited" by Peaches and Herb)

Double standards and it feels so good
Double standards 'cause it's understood
Lib'rals are immune
They sing a different tune
Hypocrisy is cool when you're a groping fool, hey, hey.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (42M22)

61 49 I want decimation bordering on halfimation.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (3/f2v)

Screw that.

I want Scorched Earth.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (CMbMd)

62
I'd make a list of all the diseases that a tongue kiss can pass but by then I'd lose my appetite for dinner.

The left can *always* defend the indefensible. It's what they do.

So they can shove their presumption of superiority up their collective starfish.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (ajiE5)

63 Time to stop calling them "the media" and start calling them Democrat Dummies With Pens.

Posted by: Mega at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (XqVan)

64 Has it been confirmed that Moore did preside over the yearbook liar's divorce?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (2DOZq)

65 In his statement, sleepy gropemeister actually admonishes us to believe everything that his accuser is accusing him of.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (tbOMB)

66 Keep showing us your hypocrisy, to the point of lying about the news.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (7ZVPa)

67 Dowd has blocked me on Twitter so I don't get to see his hot take on anything any longer. I'm almost never blocked anywhere but he couldn't take the questions I asked, I guess.

Like: So if Moore just said he was sorry, he was young and stupid, you'd say he was fine and drop the entire story?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (39g3+)

68 New book title: Groping Gropers and the Gropes They Engropen.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (EK6pT)

69 But he thought she really really liked him - so it's totes okay

Posted by: rammajamma at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (oAlzZ)

70 Has Franken ever described himself as a feminist?

I bet he has. That seems to be a requirement for all of these guys. "I'm a feminist! Now show me them titties and let me grind on your ass!"

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)

71 Pro tip: leave em dead.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (RiEBD)

72 Pulling this over from last thread:

However, remember, that is not how Rowling wrote her. She was a gawkish, buck toothed awkward kid until that one book.

Sure but that only explains why Ron might think he has a shot at her, not why she'd see anything in him.

And people complaining about Harry Potter talk: if you can talk about that craptastic zombie show, we can talk about a goofy kids book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

---

I didn't mind it. Harry actually gets really isolated after the 3rd book, and Hermionie and Ron are in pretty similar positions relative to him. IIRC, Harry spent the summers with his aunt and uncle, but Hermionie and Ron had spent several months together at Ron's parents house (or the Order HQ) without him at different points in time.

I also got a bit of an "opposites attract" vibe between Ron and Hermionie in the books.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (KUaJL)

73
46 *We* notice the hypocrisy.

Does anyone in the non-attuned regular world?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (PFy0L)

They will if we force-feed it to them.

Time to Breitbart their asses.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (7UW64)

74 What's that saying with "reap the whirlwind" in it?
These are THEIR rules. Hope they enjoy the game played by them.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (O5Q3r)

75 Menendez after his mistrial:

"to those who were celebrating the end of my career and jumping into my politcal grave, i won't forget you."

WHUUUUT. THE FCUK?

This asshole is so cocksure of his status as a senator he is threatening people less than 5 minutes after a mistrial (not an innocent verdict) that could have sent him to the pen. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (a+WIL)

76 If I Twittered, which I don't, I could twit Matthew Dowd with some sexual allegations, and then I could twit "Why don't you be a man and admit it?"

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (lwiT4)

77 Rule 4: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."

Alinksy, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (cAXIk)

78 "It's different when we do it."

Perhaps that excuse will continue to work, though I am starting to doubt it. Trying to throw the brakes on this thing is going to be a bit difficult what with all of the excitement they whipped up in Alabama.

Perhaps someone realized that going all out on this with people who are willing to fight back just as hard and just as nasty as a Democrat was a bad idea, what with all of the skeletons rattling around in the closets of DC.

BTW - media people - do not get cocky; instead be very, very nervous.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

79 20 Give 'em enough grope and they'll hang themselves.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (42M22)

lol!

Posted by: Blake at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (qC1Sy)

80
Let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn
Oh let it burn
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it buuuurnnn

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (hMwEB)

81 "Live, from New York: It's Saturday Grope!"

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (42M22)

82 "Is Kasie saying that it's okay for men to "mock-grope" her, I wonder?"

I guess the question is if she hasn't realized this applies to herself or if she is so accustomed to that sort of behavior that she doesn't see it as wrong.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (rp9xB)

83 >>>It's quite possible Matthew Down has bever even touched a woman..

Oh, he seems to have touched Maria Shriver while acting as political consultant to her then-husband Arnold Schwarzenegger

https://pagesix.com/2014/09/01/maria-shrivers-secret-lover-before-schwarzenegger-affair-surfaced/

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2017 03:06 PM (8rNrN)

84 If Donald Trump didn't get elected president, he would be a shoo in, for Minnesota.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 03:06 PM (6Ll1u)

85 71
Pro tip: leave em dead.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy

Early favorite for thread winner.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 16, 2017 03:06 PM (a+WIL)

86 Herr Frankengropen will not go down without a fight.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 03:06 PM (r9UYA)

87 I eagerly await the Whoopi defense of "It wasn't grope-grope."

Posted by: Semper Why at November 16, 2017 03:06 PM (wrzX1)

88 Willowed- What'd Shapiro do this time that's pissing everyone off?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (wwd4n)

89 Serious question that I cannot answer and need some help.

How can we make the Left live up to their own rules in a gynocentric society, culture, and legal system? How is this war gamed out to a victory for the right/conservatives?

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (g4lFK)

90 Andrew Wilkow was calling for the Moore treatment

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (aC6Sd)

91 Heh. You can practically feeeel Shep's disgust having to report on Franken. Mainly, because the thought of touching a woman makes Shep want to hurl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)

92 I also got a bit of an "opposites attract" vibe between Ron and Hermionie in the books.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (KUaJL)

Oh if we are still talking Harry Potter, I am gonna repeat my Hermione/Draco go togethership

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (hMwEB)

93 They are electing Roy Moore.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (osuON)

94 >>>Don't forget, prostitutes will let you have sex with them but generally forbid kissing.

They're generally more receptive to the idea if you brush and use mouth wash before the session.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (/qEW2)

95 What date has McConnell set for expelling Menendez from the senate?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (7ZVPa)

96 89 Serious question that I cannot answer and need some help.

How can we make the Left live up to their own rules in a gynocentric society, culture, and legal system? How is this war gamed out to a victory for the right/conservatives?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (g4lFK)

Serious answer.

The game is already lost.

All we can do is make them go down with the ship they sank and not let the get to the lifeboats.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (CMbMd)

97 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich, from back when I was an intern for the Ohio Senate Republicans.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

98 Heh. One of my raving lefty friends just posted that it's a damned shame, but Franken has to go. The comments were glorious.

Prog Woman: But his fight is so much more important than this! Children and babies are starving and dying! He's fighting the good fight! We need him!

Prog "Man": Dude...that sucks. He was my pick for 2020.

My Schadenboner just texted me from Australia. It says the Chardonnays are great, but the spiders are kind of annoying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (p+Wdc)

99 Let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn
Oh let it burn
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it buuuurnnn

Sing it VMom!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (39g3+)

100 The country of two different laws, the Lefts and everyone else.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (aC6Sd)

101 Amazing.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (ismre)

102 88 Willowed- What'd Shapiro do this time that's pissing everyone off?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (wwd4n)

His response to Moore's tweet . See the sidebar link.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (2DOZq)

103 Willowed- What'd Shapiro do this time that's pissing everyone off?
Posted by: The D

Immediately called for Roy Moore to quit and said he believed the accusers. White knighting like Michelle Fields 2.0

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (g4lFK)

104 I never thought Al Franken would ever get me to laugh. I'm dying over here.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (7n4KQ)

105 Oh if we are still talking Harry Potter, I am gonna repeat my Hermione/Draco go togethership
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (hMwEB)

Well, if you go by most common pairnigs on slashfic, Draco and Harry always end up gay lovers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (KUaJL)

106 It was a joke. She can't take a joke. Or a breath.

Posted by: zombie Sen Teddy Kennedy at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (326rv)

107 If our side had any fucking brains, republican senators would be lined up for interviews calling for Franken in step down.

That's how the dems would play it.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (/roJx)

108 Shep claims says that Franken was only "reaching out to grope" her rather than groping

so, the not grope-grope defense////

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (Co9e8)

109

So,,,, what's a gal gotta' do to get in on all the grab-ass publicity?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (0mskG)

110 I've invited Al to the congressional shower room for a massage and we'll figure out a way forward.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (4ErVI)

111
Heh. One of my raving lefty friends just posted that it's a damned shame, but Franken has to go. The comments were glorious.

Prog
Woman: But his fight is so much more important than this! Children and
babies are starving and dying! He's fighting the good fight! We need
him!

Prog "Man": Dude...that sucks. He was my pick for 2020.

My Schadenboner just texted me from Australia. It says the Chardonnays are great, but the spiders are kind of annoying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (p+Wdc)

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (PY9jH)

112 My Schadenboner just texted me from Australia. It says the Chardonnays are great, but the spiders are kind of annoying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (p+Wdc)

You left your dick in Oz?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (7UW64)

113 Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (2DOZq)

Wow. What the hell happened to him? Did Trump personally piss in his corn flakes? Damn shame, he was a good voice for a while.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (wwd4n)

114 Franken, "I'm sorry I got caught out publicly."

Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (zOpu5)

115 97 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich, from back when I was an intern for the Ohio Senate Republicans.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

I would love to hear that story.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (/roJx)

116 All we can do is make them go down with the ship they sank and not let the get to the lifeboats.
Posted by: Hikaru

Nonsense. We can always machine gun the lifeboats, depending upon who is in them.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (326rv)

117 I am Grope.

Posted by: Guradians of the Senate at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (EK6pT)

118 Okay, the sun has gone over the yardarm, so I'm going to go and drink 4+ oz of Vodka and when I come back I expect that you will all have figured this whole thing out so that we can get back to worrying about asteroid impacts. And climate change. And all of the other things that we can actually do something about!

Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (EaQ6/)

119 >>I've invited Al to the congressional shower room for a massage and we'll figure out a way forward.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (4ErVI)

I like pussy Mitch. GFY homo.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (r9UYA)

120 Sigh. I really should read the comments first. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (wrzX1)

121 115
97 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich,
from back when I was an intern for the Ohio Senate Republicans.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

I would love to hear that story.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (/roJx)
Oh, hell, yes.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (14URa)

122 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich,
from back when I was an intern for the Ohio Senate Republicans.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

Please feel free to share. *pats seat next to me*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)

123 also, a side view of Shep's gynormous Star Trek Console Desk appears to show that the desk is supported primarily by Shep's huge Prosthetic Boner

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (Co9e8)

124 If the womynz are our equals why all the fuss?

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (YV+SU)

125 His brother was the photographer. Makes me wonder what kind of things Al did to LeeAnn Tweeden that his brother didn't release.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (7HtZB)

126 Shep claims says that Franken was only "reaching out to grope" her rather than groping
====================

Shemp also said that Frickin was merely poised with a crowbar above her skull. He hadn't actually bashed her head in at that point.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (lwiT4)

127 Don't forget, prostitutes will let you have sex with them but generally forbid kissing. Because there's a level of intimacy there they just find a little too intimate.

Little-known but fascinating trivia about ancient Rome:

The MOST taboo sexual act back then was touching boobs. Temple prostitutes would fuck you all day long, but never allow you to touch (or even see) their boobs. Even wives would generally only have sex with their husbands while wearing a tube-top-style boob cover.

Kissing was also more taboo that genital intercourse, but never was more off-limits than groping tit -- what Al Franken did.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (42M22)

128 107
If our side had any fucking brains, republican senators would be lined up for interviews calling for Franken in step down.

That's how the dems would play it.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (/roJx)

Swamp creatures.

Posted by: rifraf at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (RiEBD)

129 Kasich for sure looks like a groper.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (a+WIL)

130 If we opened up the mental hospital's again, wouldn't the shooting slow down?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (eR8nA)

131 112
My Schadenboner just texted me from Australia. It says the Chardonnays are great, but the spiders are kind of annoying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (p+Wdc)

You left your dick in Oz?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (7UW64)

Watch out for those flying monkeys and houses.

Posted by: Dorothy in Oz at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (jxbfJ)

132 I like pussy Mitch. GFY homo.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (r9UYA)

Not sure how you'd know that, dickhead, since no woman has ever consented to be within two feet of you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (7UW64)

133 123 also, a side view of Shep's gynormous Star Trek Console Desk appears to show that the desk is supported primarily by Shep's huge Prosthetic Boner
Posted by: Harry Dexter White at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (Co9e

Shemp, what has a Bad Dragon grafted to his loins.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (CMbMd)

134 117 I am Grope.
Posted by: Guradians of the Senate at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (EK6pT)

Now that's funny.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (72PAC)

135 Hey, Harvey Weinstein isn't a senator. Maybe that's his defense now!

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 16, 2017 03:13 PM (QAOZh)

136 If our side had any fucking brains, republican senators would be lined up for interviews calling for Franken in step down.

That's how the dems would play it.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM (/roJx)

They're too busy condemning Roy Moore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:13 PM (493sH)

137 more taboo that genital intercourse, but never was more off-limits than
=
more taboo THAN genital intercourse, but NOTHING was more off-limits than

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:13 PM (42M22)

138 All this undercuts the message they want to send re: the GOP.

Can't sit there and tell us how terrible Moore (and Trump!) and the GOP are then turn around and give Franken and Clinton the soft treatment

Idiots

Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 16, 2017 03:13 PM (GSJcT)

139 And if we are really waiting on the left to play by the same rules as
they prescribe for us, the sun will go red giant before that happens.

Looks like we might just be done waiting. Now it may be time for the making.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 03:13 PM (IcT7t)

140 97 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich, from back when I was an intern for the Ohio Senate Republicans.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

Quite frankly you should be posting that to him on twitter and his facebook page.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (z/Ubi)

141 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:09 PM

That bit about the babies starving and needing him to fight the good fight was pretty much a direct quote. I had to wipe tea off my monitor after reading it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (p+Wdc)

142 What's that term for someone that would turn tricks for a low price? That's the MSM in a nutshell.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (suO/a)

143 Now that Manhattan Media has gone down the rabbit hole in make believe news, how do they reel in the feeding frenzy that now consumes them? There are no facts or truths anymore. Its kind of a 'God is dead moment' all over again.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (YV+SU)

144 >>>>If this would break the fever grip of hysteria on it, then I am fine
with Franken being publicly humiliated and letting the voters in
Minnesota decide whenever it is he comes up for reelection next.

But.

But I highly doubt that it will be and so long as everyone is out
there demanding that Moore be shunned from public life for that which he
denies and without anything more than allegations to the contrary,
then, as I stated previously, I'm going to shove the New Rules back down
their throat twice as hard.

I do not want this game. This game is a stupid game. This game is a
very dangerous game. But since I'm being forced to play it, then I
will damn well win.
.
.
.Big difference between what franken admitted and what Moore is being accused of.

With the exception of one accuser who's story is rapidly falling apart and even her own lawyer won't go on record to defend the authenticity of the only single piece of evidence in existence, and her stepson is calling her a liar, no one has accused Moore of an illegal act. Pretty much all he has been *accused* of is legal behavior no matter what people think about it. And I hate using the *accused* word but that is how it is being reported in the media.

Moore did nothing against the law with every woman who has come forward so far with that one exception which he denies ever took place. franken admitted to an illegal act that carries a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison in DC where the trial would take place. Huge difference.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (+Dllb)

145 Did I just hear that Moore is about to make another statement? I dunno, I'm listening to that twit hannity again and thought I heard a teaser.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (14URa)

146 Inject mercury into the Gropey Grandpas' speed bags.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (CMbMd)

147 He's going to come out unscathed and if he runs for another term, Minnesota will re-elect him.

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (xttKs)

148 121 115
97 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich,
from back when I was an intern for the Ohio Senate Republicans.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

I would love to hear that story.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (/roJx)
Oh, hell, yes.
Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:11 PM (14URa)

You'd have already heard it if you had come to the SW Ohio Meetup Peaches

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)

149 I didn't know "clown nose off clown nose on" applied to allegations of harassment too! "I didn't mean to stick my tongue in her, it was a joke" is NOT going to play well in Rio Linda, I predict. And how wonderful of the journalists to mansplain to the officer he harassed how it's not really harassment.

I have a liberal friend in Franken's state that looooves them some Franken and Biden, but are also uber feministy. Going to be a rough week for them!

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (hvf9s)

150 I had no idea a Harry Potter thread overtake happened, but Harry isn't gay, Draco and his two underlings I wouldn't put bets on.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (aC6Sd)

151
Quite frankly you should be posting that to him on twitter and his facebook page.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Doesn't hurt to beta test it here in case it needs a little fine-tuning, eh, buzz?

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (14URa)

152 Matthew Dowd. Isn't he a thumb or an ovoid or something?

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

153 4 I am really starting to love the age of Trump. Masks are falling so fast it's hard to keep up.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

I am too! I am beginning to think Trump will be the Best President in my lifetime, which yes includes Uncle Ron.

Was he a committed ideologue? Hell no. But he fights back, and he is probably being converted based upon everything he has had to deal with so far.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (ujg0T)

154 Prog Woman: But his fight is so much more important than this! Children and babies are starving and dying! He's fighting the good fight! We need him!

Prog "Man": Dude...that sucks. He was my pick for 2020.

See? Seriously, the left really thought he was their great white hope to beat Trump.

You know why? Because he goes to sites on the left like Talking Points Memo and Daily Kos, and reads the comments for zingers, then uses them in hearings. That's it. That's his entire schtick. He doesn't submit legislation, he doesn't get stuff done, he echoes the hard left's fantastical "nobody can answer this" lines and they love him for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)

155 Watch out for those flying monkeys and houses.
Posted by: Dorothy in Oz at November 16, 2017 03:12 PM (jxbfJ)

Speaking of Oz and boobs, back in high school the play was Wizard of Oz, and three girls were picked to be the talking apple trees.

Well, last night of the play instead of holding the apples in their hands they put them over their boobs.

'How you like my apples?' 'What, her apples are better than mine?' etc.

Actors for Dorothy etc were laughing so hard they couldn't get out their lines, so the boob trees kept on ad libing.

Audience was in stitches.

Girls were suspended, of course.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (72PAC)

156 The media. They are simply...amazing. Like so far in the tank for one side, to view their "reporting" as anything other than slavish devotion to one political party is willful blindess. It's ridiculous. It's embarrassing. It's disturbing. These are not reporters or journalists in any sense of the word.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

157 You'd have already heard it if you had come to the SW Ohio Meetup Peaches

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)
When was that meetup, my own personal pita? Was it while I was still in CA or right after I finished my 2000 mile sprint?

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (14URa)

158 Sigh. I really should read the comments first. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Semper Why

Don't be ridiculous. You'd never get a comment in edgewise that way. You'd finally get caught up and it would be "nood" time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (AM1GF)

159 Years ago when my mother was newly widowed, I was visiting her and found a stupid book by Al Franken on a table in her living room.

I was all, "What the.....where did you get this??" And my mother told me by lib sister had sent it to her.

Mother said, "It isn't funny at all and he is a dreadful person." My mother and dad were life-long Republicans and very conservative.

I picked it up and threw it in the trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:17 PM (PY9jH)

160 I'm sorely disappointed Laura Ingraham's guest wouldn't give up the name of the Black Caucus harasser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:02 PM (PY9jH)

OTOH, at this point we just have to assume the entire CBC are harassers.

Until they point out the guily one.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 03:17 PM (XQvuQ)

161 Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:14 PM (14URa)

Well, he is scheduled to speak to some Conference on Faith today ; I think that was a prescheduled thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 03:17 PM (8+Ozj)

162 97 Hmmm. Maybe it's time for me to trot out my story about John Kasich,
..........

About the time he molested the mail lady?

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

163 If our side had any fucking brains, republican senators would be lined up for interviews calling for Franken in step down.

Right now, they're probably too busy poring through their computers, emails, and social media for any evidence of anything even remotely incriminating and destroying or deleting it.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)

164 When has the media last written a story that couldn't have been written in advance?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (eAMlh)

165 My advice is read thread heading, comment, then read other comments.
Who wants to be swayed by others?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (aC6Sd)

166 This hannity, jeez, I'm sitting here hoping somebody rushes into his studio and sticks a dick in his mouth. Just to shut him up for a few minutes.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (14URa)

167 I have a liberal friend in Franken's state that looooves them some Franken and Biden, but are also uber feministy. Going to be a rough week for them!

They can always fall back on the Clinton defense: he's too important for the struggle, F*** that bitch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (39g3+)

168 70 Has Franken ever described himself as a feminist?

I bet he has. That seems to be a requirement for all of these guys. "I'm a feminist! Now show me them titties and let me grind on your ass!"

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)

Saw a tweet posted in 2014 where he said "a vote for Franken is a vote for women."

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (xttKs)

169 166 This hannity, jeez, I'm sitting here hoping somebody rushes into his studio and sticks a dick in his mouth. Just to shut him up for a few minutes.
Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:18 PM (14URa)

*sigh* I tried.

Posted by: Shep! at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (72PAC)

170 156 The media. They are simply...amazing. Like so far in the tank for one side, to view their "reporting" as anything other than slavish devotion to one political party is willful blindess. It's ridiculous. It's embarrassing. It's disturbing. These are not reporters or journalists in any sense of the word.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

No self-awareness.

They just figured the Tech Billionaires that bought their souls will paper it all over.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (CMbMd)

171 If we really wanted some fun, ask Sen Gillibrand if her "I wipe my ass with due process" is still in effect.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (326rv)

172 Dowd is such a gamma choad.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (ZM2xo)

173 And Slate has thrown Franken under the bus now. H/T Instapundit, no way in hell I'm linking Slate.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (AM1GF)

174 WH briefing coming up. I hope Sarah is loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)

175 Anyone seen a quote for Rock Solid Conservative, Ted Cruz?

After all, did not Rock Solid Conservative Ted Cruz have something to say about Moore?

Posted by: Blake at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (qC1Sy)

176 >>> Now that Manhattan Media has gone down the rabbit hole in make believe news, how do they reel in the feeding frenzy that now consumes them?

I wasn't alive in the 50s for the Red Scare and McCarthy trials. Is this the same kind of energy that was swirling then? Going to be fascinating to see how this all ends.

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (hvf9s)

177 157 You'd have already heard it if you had come to the SW Ohio Meetup Peaches

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)
When was that meetup, my own personal pita? Was it while I was still in CA or right after I finished my 2000 mile sprint?
Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (14URa)

After your sprint

I'm just saying she told all of us there about it.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (z/Ubi)

178 >>>152 Matthew Dowd. Isn't he a thumb or an ovoid or something?

He is both. His mouth is also a cockport.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (8rNrN)

179 Saw a tweet posted in 2014 where he said "a vote for Franken is a vote for women."

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (xttKs)

The left off the part that said "to have their tits smashed and pulped."

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (7UW64)

180 The picture is worth a thousand words. All the media is doing here is showing that they are OK with sexual assault when it's done by a Democrat.

Posted by: Chris M at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

181 This, btw, is why we need to go after Franken hammer and tongs. They still think that they get to apply the rules to us and skate by.

Fuck you, WAR!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (xQfPr)

182 Has Senator Vote Fraud resigned yet?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (7ZVPa)

183 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 16, 2017 03:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

They like to think they are helping.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

184 Totally predictable. They remain in the realm of complete self-parody.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (NWiLs)

185
The dogs return to their vomit.

How long did their remorse over defending Clinton last? A day?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (BWL+E)

186 How is it courageous to apologize when you've been caught?

Yeah, this was pretty much my first thought as well. But libtards gotta libtard - and since the MSM is filled-to-bursting with them I've basically had to stop watching the news.

To summarize:

Photographic proof that a Democrat Senator groped an unwilling woman 10-11 years ago? Not relevant to the job of being a Senator.

Charges, arrest and trial (and mistrial, because some genius thought it would be a good idea to host this all the a D-centric sewer) of a sitting Democrat Senator for bribery and corruption, which was clearly proven during said trial? Not relevant to the job of being a Senator.

Accusations that you may have engaged in less than gentlemanly conduct 35-years ago (yeah, I'm not buying the 14-year old or Suzie Yearbook's stories, at all)? Disqualifying for the job of being a Senator.

Because the first two are (D) and the third is (R).

Burn. Scatter. Salt.

Posted by: DocJ at November 16, 2017 03:21 PM (NYS7S)

187 Its a bit early to demand response from people, it took them days to get around to saying anything about Moore, after all.

Still I demand every one of them that said Moore needs to drop out simply upon the word of some women about something almost half a century ago now demand Franken resign. Every last one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)

188 "a vote for Franken is a vote for women."

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2017 03:19 PM (xttKs)

The left off the part that said "to have their tits smashed and pulped."

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (7UW64)
falling all about laughing!

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (14URa)

189 Little-known but fascinating trivia about ancient Rome:

The MOST taboo sexual act back then was touching boobs. Temple prostitutes would fuck you all day long, but never allow you to touch (or even see) their boobs. Even wives would generally only have sex with their husbands while wearing a tube-top-style boob cover.

Kissing was also more taboo that genital intercourse, but never was more off-limits than groping tit -- what Al Franken did.

Posted by: zombie

I often find sourcing an important part of "little known trivia".

This is interesting, but you just state it on "authority of zombie". Is this a real thing or part of your imaginary universe?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (gIRsn)

190 Anyone seen a quote for Rock Solid Conservative, Ted Cruz?

FROM Rock Solid Conservative Ted Cruz.

I can't even blame the type on autocorrect.

Posted by: Blake at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (qC1Sy)

191 That clanking sound you just heard is the media's mask hitting the floor.

Again.

It's amazing what Trump hath apparently wrought. Even though he's not directly involved in this bonfire of the sexual vanities, turn it around: can you imagine all this crap coming out if Hillarhoid were President?

To some extent I think the dam has burst because Dems put sexual improprieties front and center in the campaign in an effort to get Trump. And now it's biting them in the ass.

Me likey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (Llmo+)

192 Roy Moore speaking soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)

193 178 >>>152 Matthew Dowd. Isn't he a thumb or an ovoid or something?

He is both. His mouth is also a cockport.
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2017 03:20 PM (8rNrN)

It's ray-shielded so you'll have to use meat torpedoes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

194 Punditry is a funny thing. They paid even if nobody wants or needs their product.
They sell shit filled donuts and yet they remain in business.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (eAMlh)

195 Oh, and apparently Sylvester Stallone is now getting accused.

Honestly, I'm not quite sure how any of this is working, other than me wanting to find a bunker to stay in until this blows over. I'm getting a very bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (AM1GF)

196
And if we are really waiting on the left to play by the same rules as
they prescribe for us, the sun will go red giant before that happens.

Who you calling red giant?

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (IqV8l)

197 176. Fun fact: the Red problem was far, far worse than McCarthy and HUAC and even the Birchers thought.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (fA1SL)

198 Why would Shep defend him? Does he think Franken will be so grateful he'll fall in love and run off with him?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (/qEW2)

199 96 89 Serious question that I cannot answer and need some help.

How can we make the Left live up to their own rules in a gynocentric society, culture, and legal system? How is this war gamed out to a victory for the right/conservatives?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:07 PM (g4lFK)

Serious answer.

The game is already lost.

All we can do is make them go down with the ship they sank and not let the get to the lifeboats.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:08 PM (CMbMd)

That was my conclusion as well. i wanted hope, I got blasted in the face with reality.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (g4lFK)

200 So - 40 year old claims that a conservative groped younger women with no evidence except a forged yearbook inscription (!) = "horrible, he must resign immediately before even being elected and turn himself in to authorities." And 10 year old claims that a now sitting Senator groped and attacked a woman, backed up by actual pictures of him ACTUALLY groping her while she's asleep/unconscious = "A-OK - nothing to see here. Let's all move along, he's a Democrat!"

Um . . .No.

F*ck you. War.

Franken must resign. Unlike Moore there is actual evidence of him groping a sleeping woman without her consent.

Resign. Now.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (Fb9aZ)

201 Franken was one of the first two writers for SNL's first season in 1975. He previously admitted to being a coke fiend who ran with the usual Hollywood crowd. I'd guess those SNL after parties were even more wild and reckless than anyone wants to remember.

Franken's also been married to the same woman since 1975. I wonder what she'll have to say about this.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (I/iGu)

202 Mock sexual assault is a LAUGH RIOT! So funny, a total knee slapper. Maybe try mock child porn next time.

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (eq2/x)

203 Groping Al
(to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath)

I
Am
Groping Al
Let me grab your tits
you sexy gal.

Was
com-
edian:
When my clown nose comes off
tongue goes in.

Now
I'm
Senator:
All my prior antics
count no more.

Nobody loves me!
I just sneer at the world!

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (42M22)

204 All the media is doing here is showing that they are OK with sexual assault when it's done by a Democrat.

Posted by: Chris M

--

They are OK with tax evasion, stealing of FBI files, bribery, treason, selling of state secrets, and murder when it's done by a democrat - already proven.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (7ZVPa)

205 112 You left your dick in Oz?

I took it as meaning that he'll be going very long on jerk socks.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (sGtp+)

206 I hope people don't mind that I steal really great lines from here and post them on Twitter. I'm not clever enough to come up with that stuff so I have to Amy Schumer them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

207 Now that the standard for being publicly convicted as a molester has been set at:

a) Must be something that has happened in the last 40 years.

b) Can be as innocent as asking for a date.

I hope our side can start the investigations of everyone in the democrat party.

Release the results as we go along, forget about any real documentation or context and don't worry about anyone misinterpreting any details.

Let's make it fun again to be a democrat.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (/roJx)

208 >>190 Anyone seen a quote for Rock Solid Conservative, Ted Cruz?

I'm conferring with Mitt and Jeb.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (r9UYA)

209 So if I pretend to whip out my junk, as a joke of course, is that now acceptable behavior worthy of defense from the Media Rear Guard?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (VpIIl)

210 Maria Shriver has a lantern jaw.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (LiyEm)

211 It's actually funny watching Shep reporting on all this titty grabbing, etc.

You can tell he's skeeved out.

Now, if Bannon comes out with some dirt on Turtle being cock-curious, or worse, Shep will be in his element.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH)

212 The Double-Standard is alive!! I know, I've seen it with my own eyes!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (VpIIl)

213 Someone please put me some knowledge. If Franken gets expunged from the Senate for being a creep-o, are we taxpayers still on the hook for his cushy health care and benefits plan for life?

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s)

214 And they'll be revealed for the fools and tools they are when more women come forward.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (oGRue)

215 Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (72PAC)

216 203
Groping Al

(to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath)

I

Am

Groping Al

Let me grab your tits

you sexy gal.

Was

com-

edian:

When my clown nose comes off

tongue goes in.

Now

I'm

Senator:

All my prior antics

count no more.

Nobody loves me!

I just sneer at the world!

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (42M22)

Well done.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (tbOMB)

217 I've been watching Roots on my local Bounce channel, and they say the N word, every other channel bleeps it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (6Ll1u)

218 Mock sexual assault is a LAUGH RIOT! So funny, a total knee slapper. Maybe try mock child porn next time.
Posted by: Joseph dagostino

I'm going to do a mock slave auction with the CBC next week!

my brother is taking pictures! Epic win!!

Posted by: Sen Al Franken (D-sex offenders list) at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (326rv)

219 Good.

CNN going after Bush the Elder for grabbing ass.

Put the senile fucker in jail.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (/roJx)

220 Now, if Bannon comes out with some dirt on Turtle being cock-curious, or worse, Shep will be in his element.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH)

Shep's eyes will widen, his pupils will dilate and he'll start drooling ever so slightly out of the corner of his mouth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (NWiLs)

221 Second Franken victim out coming soon.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (jsWA8)

222 They are actually trying to cover for him,eh? Well, this shameful double standardsshould enrage the good citizens of Alabama..so much so that I hope Moore wins in a blow out.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

223 NBC's "reporter" Kasie Hunt:

What a name!

Hazie says, "It's mock-groping if you don't splooge into a ficus ... or, if you do happen to ejaculate, that you laugh while you do it. It's in the dictionary. Look it up."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (8gDQu)

224 cavil, it does have a burn the witch feel about it.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (UbFuA)

225 I often find sourcing an important part of "little known trivia".

This is interesting, but you just state it on "authority of zombie". Is this a real thing or part of your imaginary universe?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I learned this way way back in colleger in a graduate course called "Sexual Mores of Classical Rome." I have no citations at hand to document my assertion, but I swear that is what I learn back in the day!

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (42M22)

226 202 Mock sexual assault is a LAUGH RIOT! So funny, a total knee slapper. Maybe try mock child porn next time.

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (eq2/x)

Aaaaand we have a winner!

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (7UW64)

227
I'm glad the fake news is doing this -- it just further destroys their credibility.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (2nPdk)

228 176 >>> Now that Manhattan Media has gone down the rabbit hole in make believe news, how do they reel in the feeding frenzy that now consumes them?

I wasn't alive in the 50s for the Red Scare and McCarthy trials. Is this the same kind of energy that was swirling then? Going to be fascinating to see how this all ends.
---------------
There actually were Commies in FDR's and Truman's administration.

What you are witnessing is a religious meltdown. Their Messiah has fallen sloppy dead and the lights have been turned on. Don't get in the way of this fishball.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (YV+SU)

229 Groping Al
(to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath)

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (42M22)

Genius, zombie. Genius!

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (T71PA)

230 To be fair, most of the usual suspects are actually condemning Franken and many calling for him to resign. I think they kind of painted themselves into a corner with Moore and then the "gosh we should have not defended Clinton" stuff recently. This coming out now leaves them little wiggle room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

231 210 Maria Shriver has a lantern jaw.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (LiyEm)

Helped her Get To Da Choppas at night.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (7n4KQ)

232 Kasie Hunt: K.Hunt

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

233 Guys, be serious. Franken is like Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate. He really has, and really wants to do more, to for every woman in America.

Posted by: Alcoholic asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (CPk08)

234 Franken's also been married to the same woman since 1975. I wonder what she'll have to say about this.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (I/iGu)

He's such a kidder! ALWAYS joking around. He's a former COMEDIAN you know.....

Posted by: Mrs. Al "titty" Franken at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (xttKs)

235 Wow. What the hell happened to him? Did Trump personally piss in his corn flakes? Damn shame, he was a good voice for a while.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 16, 2017 03:10 PM (wwd4n)

Who, Shapiro? Not at all. According to his podcast, he thinks the best route forward is for Trump to get involved in the Moore scandal and call for a write-in candidate. Trump still has sway in Alabama and he could use his bully pulpit to keep that seat Republican but not let Moore into the Senate.

Shapiro is kind of lukewarm on Trump. He likes some things, dislikes others. He's very specific about which actions fall into which category, too.

I suspect the bone of contention here is that Shapiro believes Moore's accusers and he doesn't believe such a person as Moore should be a Senator. If you believe Moore was set up, then I can see why you would think that Shapiro has gone off the deep end.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (wrzX1)

236 Children and babies are starving and dying!

Really? Where?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (Llmo+)

237 There's nothing wrong with squeezing some tits while a chick is out cold.

Posted by: Bill COsby, Mock-Groping Expert and Amateur Necrophiliac at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (8gDQu)

238 202
Mock sexual assault is a LAUGH RIOT! So funny, a total knee slapper. Maybe try mock child porn next time.

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at November 16, 2017 03:23 PM (eq2/x)

You see, it was all a joke.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (tbOMB)

239 Hoo boy. A woman telling Roy Moore how much she loves and stands with him.

The left and GOPe will have their underoos in a twist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)

240 Matthew Dowd. Isn't he a thumb or an ovoid or something?

The only Twitter pundits I pay attention to all wear fedoras.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (O5Q3r)

241 There are only two reasons to go into politics - For the power, in order to get rich and get pussy.

If we make pussy off-limits, the only politicians left will be the thieves.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 16, 2017 03:28 PM (LWu6U)

242 http://bit.ly/2ATCIDy
Leeann Tweeden accuses Sen. Al Franken of groping, kissing her without consent VIDEO

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 03:28 PM (kQMLI)

243
What's also great about this news is it pushed those other 2 very stupid fake news out of the fake news cycle:

1. President Trump drinking water.

2. A very innocent and quite cute photo of Mrs Munckin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:28 PM (2nPdk)

244 cavil, it does have a burn the witch feel about it.

That is why I think we need to be consistent and whenever this kind of thing comes out, be skeptical and doubtful unless the aggressor admits something or goes into "sex rehab." If they say "that's a bunch of crap" I'll tend to believe them without any other evidence available.

For example, George Takei: no evidence, total denial, story is a bit odd. OK George probably didn't do what he's accused of, unless some more evidence comes out supporting the guy's story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)

245 Maria Shriver has a lantern jaw.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (LiyEm)

I read this as Maria Shriver is a lantern jew. And had no idea what it meant.

Posted by: The Podesta Brothers at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (g4lFK)

246 You see, it was all a joke.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (tbOMB)

Preach it, brother! You and I, we've paid our dues!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (CPk08)

247 Dr Zhivago

Lean couldn't get the reaction shot he wanted from Julia Christy - Rod Steiger told Lean he'd get his shot in the next take - Steiger rammed his tongue down Christy's throat - and the rest is film history.

> the Moscow carriage scene.

Posted by: 13times at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (WHVu+)

248 217 I've been watching Roots on my local Bounce channel, and they say the N word, every other channel bleeps it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 03:25 PM (6Ll1u)

Is it the remake where the start of the story shows Kunta Kinte sitting around marble structures in white robes studying philosophy and astrophysics?

Apparently after the slave traders, the architecture devolved from multistory cut stone buildings to mud huts.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (/roJx)

249 245 Maria Shriver has a lantern jaw.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (LiyEm)

I read this as Maria Shriver is a lantern jew. And had no idea what it meant.
Posted by: The Podesta Brothers at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (g4lFK)

"Bring out your guilt! Bring out your guilt..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (mbhDw)

250 I'm getting a very bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (AM1GF)

The morning that the Roy Moore stuff broke, I looked up some articles on the Keller case in Texas to provide a link to someone and I don't quite remember why. I ended up reading several and it was even worse than I remembered. (The Kellers were a couple who were sent to prison for Satanic ritual abuse and it took 25 years to get them out).

I was already getting very concerned that we were headed into another moral panic like the Satanic ritual abuse panic and then the Roy Moore accusations hit and I sat there and watched, stunned, as I saw in real time people falling all over themselves to decree that it must be true. Again, for the umpteenth time, I am open to the possibility that he did of which he has been accused, I am just very wary of simply saying oh it must be true.

I don't know how to break this fever absent someone making a demonstrably false charge. I do know that it took decades upon decades for the Satanic ritual abuse cases to be looked back upon with horror and there are still officers and DAs involved in the prosecutions who insist they did nothing wrong.

Hysterias happen constantly throughout human history. I despair we are in another now.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

251 I think they kind of painted themselves into a corner with Moore and then the "gosh we should have not defended Clinton" stuff recently. This coming out now leaves them little wiggle room.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

yes, But they still voted for Him, so their stating It was bad is mote. As is their adoration of John Kennedy.
and other kennedy's they held them up as Their standards, While chewing up Moore with No proof.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (UbFuA)

252
Am I really the only one who found nothing wrong with that Munckin photo, and also find Mrs Munchkin adorable?

Also, how did Munchkin score that fine piece?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (2nPdk)

253 Inasmuch as the tongue and mouth can both be considered sexual organs (if you're doing it right - shut up!), what Franken did with his tongue should really be considered rape.

Why have I made it all the way to age 54 and never, ever conceived a single time of acting in such a piggish manner, even when knock-down drunk?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (BfOXk)

254 The Kasich story is about my very unwanted encounter with Senator Buzz Lukens, a disgusting dirty old alcoholic. The encounter which was set up by Kasich, Luken's aide at the time.

More than that I won't say, as Kasich is the current governor of my state.

Sex was not involved, but unwanted touching/ groping was. Disgusting.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (TdMsT)

255 I read this as Maria Shriver is a lantern jew. And had no idea what it meant.

Posted by: The Podesta Brothers at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (g4lFK)

It's a type of Marano.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (8gDQu)

256 That is why I think we need to be consistent and whenever this kind of thing comes out, be skeptical and doubtful unless the aggressor admits something or goes into "sex rehab." If they say "that's a bunch of crap" I'll tend to believe them without any other evidence available.

For example, George Takei: no evidence, total denial, story is a bit odd. OK George probably didn't do what he's accused of, unless some more evidence comes out supporting the guy's story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Takei gets the Roy Moore standard.

Is it believable? Yes? Then he's guilty. Get a rope.

Sorry. Dems da rulez.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (3/f2v)

257 Shapiro is kind of lukewarm on Trump. He likes some things, dislikes others. He's very specific about which actions fall into which category, too.

He's very solid nevertrumper who once in a while admits he agrees with something Trump does. There's no luke warm about it. He leaps on anything that makes Trump look bad, no matter how rational or accurate, and reluctantly mentions something good with a sort of "can you believe it??" tone.

I like Shaprio but he's a bit of a fool with President Trump. I understand to one degree: the man's past and some of his campaign statements are pretty awful. He says stuff that's lousy or foolish sometimes still.

But he does the right stuff. His actions are very good and laudable so far. And I'll take a crap talking good worker every time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)

258 Ah yes, the great water gate scandal...

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

259 Moore points out that Turtle Head called for his dropping out of the race with no proof. Meanwhile we have pictures of Franken but need an investigation by the Senate with no call by Turtle for Franken to resign. Moore correctly points this out and wunderwimp Benji says both should resign.

BTW, Twitchy is simply clickbait.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (J70i0)

260 Christopher and that's probably where we remain safe in asking for actual proof. otherwise look at how this could go?
Every accusation? LaCrosse , Mattress girl?

so many will be Wrongfully damaged.

so i'm rather ambivalent about this hysteria

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (UbFuA)

261 The dentist that tongue kissed me when I was 16 thought it was funny too until I told him he was going to eat his own testicles. Then he was all offended.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:32 PM (eO5CB)

262 I don't know how to break this fever absent someone making a demonstrably false charge.

Like falsely accusing Roy Moore? Didn't seem to stop anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (3/f2v)

263
Roy Moore is holding a press conference. Going after Bitch McConnell again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)

264 "Your honor I'm sorry I tripped and fell into that woman's...", yeah not working for me.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (oAlzZ)

265 This incident is the perfect illustration of the differences in outcomes depending on the party affiliation of the person.

Within nano seconds of the photograph going live, reporters would be shoving microphones in every GOP Senators and Congressmens face seeking comment and demanding condemnation.

The hypothtical Republican would be hounded out of the Senate by 5pm today.

SNL would open it's crappy show with some sort skit.

This is the power of the Democrats their apparatchicks in the MSM and entertainment media.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (71/k8)

266 I'm not jumping on the "It's a witch hunt!" train until we see women in their 30s+ casting aspersions on a classmate who stole a cheek kiss from them in elementary school and wanting their lives ruined.

That's when it will feel like it's officially entered that territory.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (CMbMd)

267 But he does the right stuff. His actions are very good and laudable so far. And I'll take a crap talking good worker every time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)

Benji is a fence rider. Once the Left moves the fence a little further left, he'll move right along. He'll stay in the respectable Right.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (J70i0)

268 The dentist that tongue kissed me when I was 16 thought it was funny too until I told him he was going to eat his own testicles. Then he was all offended.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:32 PM (eO5CB)

He was performing a very sensitive test for cavities.

Posted by: Hazie Kunt at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (8gDQu)

269 Shorter Dowd:

WHY WON'T ROY MOORE JUST DIE?!?!?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

270 To be fair, most of the usual suspects are actually condemning Franken and many calling for him to resign. I think they kind of painted themselves into a corner with Moore and then the "gosh we should have not defended Clinton" stuff recently. This coming out now leaves them little wiggle room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

And Congress is a target-rich environment. Something they seemed to have conveniently forgotten about when they go on their high horse about and started their crusade.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

271 263

Roy Moore is holding a press conference. Going after Bitch McConnell again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)
He is a fighter, I'll give him that.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)

272 Why have I made it all the way to age 54 and never, ever conceived a single time of acting in such a piggish manner, even when knock-down drunk?

Yeah me either, at 51. I was convinced no woman would ever want to actually kiss me most of my life, anyway, so it sort of prevented any kind of presumption. Turns out a few did, at least. Who knew?

Takei gets the Roy Moore standard.

I get the attraction of that, believe me. I feel that temptation as well. But my problem is its like being tempted to cheer on the forest fire for burning my enemy's house. Its not gonna stop there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (39g3+)

273 Not that I believe the Moore stuff is anything but politically motivated, I must clarify.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (CMbMd)

274 Is it time for SNL to sing hallelujah again? I haven't watched since.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (eO5CB)

275 Does he think Franken will be so grateful he'll fall in love and run off with him?
=========

Of course not.

He's hoping he's grateful enough to jizz on his face.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (vg8iE)

276 I have to admit that the pic of Tweeden on Foxnews.com could be used for a temporary insanity defense.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (2DOZq)

277 @259: "BTW, Twitchy is simply clickbait."

And all of their "ironically hip" headlines can't hide that fact either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (I/iGu)

278 Hysterias happen constantly throughout human history. I despair we are in another now.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me

As I may have mentioned in text, to you, just a couple of minutes ago, I'm not convinced that the Horde is in such disagreement despite all of the yelling.

Is Franken a creep? Yes. Is it rape-rape? No.

The question is whether or not we're forced into Alinsky. This is dumb. Yes it is, fuck you, war.

It's really just down to tactics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (gIRsn)

279 Kissing does not have to be sexual and I'd generally call it a very low level of "Harassment," if harassment at all. But a tongue kiss is penetrative and definitely sexual.

Al Franken bodily fluids. Ewwwwww.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (ihzOe)

280 I'd do Mrs Mnuchin.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (YV+SU)

281

"I thought Kevlar meant copping a feel was cool."

- - A. Franken

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)

282 If I say I'm sorry I groped your boobs, can I grope your boobs?

Posted by: A. Franken, I groped your boobs at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

283 254 The Kasich story is about my very unwanted encounter with Senator Buzz Lukens, a disgusting dirty old alcoholic. The encounter which was set up by Kasich, Luken's aide at the time.

More than that I won't say, as Kasich is the current governor of my state.

Sex was not involved, but unwanted touching/ groping was. Disgusting.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (TdMsT)

You should also point out that Buz (one Z not 2) Lukens went on to be a House Rep, and was replaced by Boehner after his career was ruined for "contributing for the delinquency of a minor."

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (z/Ubi)

284 Tim Kaine asked me if I wanted to play doctor.

Posted by: Sally Johnson in Mrs. Beetle's 2nd Grade Class at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (jKBec)

285 The double standards and hypocrisy are hilarious.
We have to come up with a drinking game!

"A real man admits he's a molester" Shot!
"Its not a grope grope" Shot!
"we'll send it to a kabuki theater "ethics" committee hearing" Shot!

Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (9221z)

286 259
Moore points out that Turtle Head called for his dropping out of the race with no proof. Meanwhile we have pictures of Franken but need an investigation by the Senate with no call by Turtle for Franken to resign. Moore correctly points this out and wunderwimp Benji says both should resign.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (J70i0)

Weasels gotta weasel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (tbOMB)

287 Roy Moore is holding a press conference. Going after Bitch McConnell again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)
He is a fighter, I'll give him that.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
I'm thinking it's that very trait that made him a big target.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (14URa)

288 What's also great about this news is it pushed those other 2 very stupid fake news out of the fake news cycle:

1. President Trump drinking water.

2. A very innocent and quite cute photo of Mrs Munckin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:28 PM (2nPdk)

Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH)

289 263

Roy Moore is holding a press conference. Going after Bitch McConnell again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)

Running against the two headed uniparty swamp is the smart thing.He should burn them for supporting Ted and KKK dems.

Posted by: rifraf at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (RiEBD)

290 Hikaru, would we be able to Stop it at that point?
look at 5 year old little boys sent to the Deans office/psychiatrists in disgrace for , eating a poptart into a gun shape or hugging a girl.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (UbFuA)

291 Why the fuck aren't the reporters swarming around Franken asking him to admit to all the other women he's harassed in the last 40 years?

Why aren't the reporters asking all the other politicians in his party if they are going to call for his resignation?

Why aren't the reporters interviewing his wife and children?

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (/roJx)

292 I guess no one is going to go shove a mic in Mrs. Franken's face?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

293 You know who's laughing his ass off right now?

Mike Pence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (Llmo+)

294 "Rod Steiger told Lean he'd get his shot in the next take - Steiger rammed his tongue down Christy's throat - and the rest is film history."

Word is that Rod Steiger had the lowest Bacon Number of anyone in film, because he worked on so many varied projects.

"The Bacon number of an actor or actress is the number of degrees of separation (see Six degrees of separation) they have from actor Kevin Bacon, as defined by the game known as Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon."

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (cAXIk)

295 Roy Moore is holding a press conference. Going after Bitch McConnell again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)
He is a fighter, I'll give him that.
Posted by: IC

If Mitch gets caught between this and the repeated failures to move the agenda, he's gonna look even more useless than ever.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (326rv)

296 The dentist that tongue kissed me when I was 16 thought it was funny too until I told him he was going to eat his own testicles.

Sometimes I think being pretty is more of a curse than anything for girls. And nearly every girl is pretty when she's young.

I mean, its a blessing to the world, like a beautiful vista or a lovely song. Just having a pretty girl walk by makes me feel like a cat with a sunray on the carpet, comfortable and happy.

But it seems awful to go through sometimes, maybe often.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)

297

BTW, Twitchy is simply clickbait.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (J70i0)

An upper decker deuce you say!

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (g4lFK)

298 http://bit.ly/2zIsl7S

Department of Defense Retweets Call For President To Resign

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (kQMLI)

299 287 Roy Moore is holding a press conference. Going after Bitch McConnell again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)
He is a fighter, I'll give him that.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
I'm thinking it's that very trait that made him a big target.
Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (14URa)

My first instinct would be for him to lay low but hell, he has nothing to lose IF he can keep on message in attacking McConnell and forcing the MFM to recognize the stark contrast between him and Franken.

Strong offense is the best defense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)

300 If admitting you committed a felony once the proof has gone viral makes you a man, then I don't know any real men.

Every argument that leaves this pervert in the Senate is specious and self-serving. None of them are acceptable.

Don't care if he had a rowdy youth. Don't care if he was a "comedian." Nothing excuses this behavior, and nothing he does now will convince me that he is anything but a predator.

Fuck Stuart Smalley. War.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (7UW64)

301 My goal is to become famous and spend my life in the public eye. But first I need to harass a bunch of women.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

302 I'm a man. Yes I am. And I can't help but love you so.

Posted by: Matty Dowd at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (vtcmf)

303 Moore defiant as hell here.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (14URa)

304 alex could be my sister, but much smarter.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (UbFuA)

305 Again, for the umpteenth time, I am open to the possibility that he did of which he has been accused, I am just very wary of simply saying oh it must be true.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

If you're of the X level of political expertise, which many here are, you remain silent in the beginning. Because there's this little nagging voice in the back of the brain that is processing, but it hits a glitch and stops. Something doesn't fit.

More evidence arrives, and the part that doesn't fit begins to make sense.

I will admit to 34/10000th of a second of belief when Bill Clinton pointed his finger at me and claimed to 'not have sexual relations with *that* woman'. He actually 'got me' for that length of time.

Then my brain kicked in and I knew he was a lying piece of shit.

I guess what I'm saying is, go with instincts in the beginning.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

306 I guess no one is going to go shove a mic in Mrs. Franken's face?

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (IcT7t)

307 But first I need to harass a bunch of women.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

I probably wouldn't start with the 'ettes. We are relatively well armed and rather...um...woke.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (7UW64)

308 295
If Mitch gets caught between this and the repeated failures to move the agenda, he's gonna look even more useless than ever.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (326rv)

Ironically it will be McStain, Johnson and the usual gang of momzers that will sink McConnell by opposing the tax reform bill.

With the public that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

309 261 The dentist that tongue kissed me when I was 16 thought it was funny too until I told him he was going to eat his own testicles. Then he was all offended.
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:32 PM (eO5CB)

Nevergiveup! You got some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

310 He was performing a very sensitive test for cavities.Posted by: Hazie Kunt at November 16, 2017 03:33 PM (8gDQu)
I didn't tell because my dad, my brothers, and perhaps even my mother would have given him a crap load of shot gun cavities and then they'd have gone to jail. And it wasn't 'scarring' just a lesson in real life gross.
Moronettes, remember your first tongue kiss? Remember thinking, "so that's French kissing? The French are gross."

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB)

311 Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH)

Link to the pics or its not true!

Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (9221z)

312 When you are a commie lib, a half-assed insincere apology forgives all.

Posted by: Matty Dowd at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (vtcmf)

313 If Mitch gets caught between this and the repeated failures to move the agenda, he's gonna look even more useless than ever.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (326rv)

Moore should order them to work for their voters instead of harrasing him.Winning campaign.

Posted by: rifraf at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (RiEBD)

314 I'm thinking it's that very trait that made him a big target.

Sometimes he takes it too far -- his own men in Vietnam wanted to frag him because he was one of those "regulation all the time even in the sh*t" officers. But its what we need right now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)

315
Apologies to the Horde for linking Twitchy. It was the only place I could find Moore's Tweet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)

316 Moronettes, remember your first tongue kiss? Remember thinking, "so that's French kissing? The French are gross."

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB)

Yup; I was 19 I think. Remember thinking, ewwww...wet slobbery tongue. I nearly gagged. Not romantic at all.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

317 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

Also been rumors for a while he likes very young boys.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (g4lFK)

318
Blue Check Feminist Kate Harding:

"I am sincerely arguing that we should not force a Democrat to resign for sexually abusing a woman, because I know Republicans never will, and that once the first Democrat goes, R's next move is finding shady Ds from states with R governors."

http://tinyurl.com/y99xqdnn

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (O7MnT)

319 306 I guess no one is going to go shove a mic in Mrs. Franken's face?

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (IcT7t)

I saw Telefunken U-47 open for Kraftwerk at the Blue Angel bacl in '27.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (mbhDw)

320 First they came for the dick pick sexters, but I wasn't a dick pick sexter, so I didn't speak out.

Then they came for the ficus defilers, but I wasn't a ficus defiler, so I didn't speak out.

Finally they came for the forced tongue kissing breast gropers, and there was no one left to speak up for me.

Posted by: Al Frankenmöller at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (/qEW2)

321 Hoo boy. A woman telling Roy Moore how much she loves and stands with him.

The left and GOPe will have their underoos in a twist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)

I still have no dog in the hunt vis-a-vis Moore, but I'm curious as to what the relation of the woman saying this to/about Moore.

If it's a fan or a public supporter, what difference does that possibly make? Clinton has lots of female fans. I knew one in particular in an online game I played years ago that would fly into a rage if someone badmouthed Clinton. o_O It was reallly something else.

Anyhow, Clinton has his female fans and supporters... and that makes no difference at all to the facts of what he did, so why would a woman - heck, any woman, related or not - supporting Moore be particularly galling or an efficient defense? Bill Cosby's wife defended him pretty vociferously for a while there, as well - didn't make a lick of difference at the end.

Again, I care not one way or another about Moore, I am merely pointing out that many bad men have been defended by women, past and present. It seems kinda irrelevant, doesn't it?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (6JL3d)

322 It's really just down to tactics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (gIRsn)

Pretty much so. It's going to be tit-for-tat until everyone agrees to go and play by a nicer set of rules.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

323 Sarah Sanders up!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

324 I think the same people that long for fame want attention in other ways as well. It's not surprising that politicians and hollyweird are big "I'm going to grope etc you so you notice me and put myself in the power position."

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (eO5CB)

325 One thing they seem to have forgotten about Roy Moore-- he's a tenacious lawyer, and, like Trump, he likes the fight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

326 Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH)

Link to the pics or its not true!

Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (9221z)

I saw the pics on Yahoo because they were all offended by her being there.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (493sH)

327 Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH)

I had no idea why people were freaking out about that picture because I had no idea who either of them were. Then I read the caption and oh that's adorable and something of which they should be proud why are people being utter bitches oh wait because people are the worst.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (mf5HN)

328 alex could be my sister, but much smarter.

You misspelled "shorter"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)

329 My faith, family and penis will get me through this. Mostly penis.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (VpIIl)

330 314. Sometimes he takes it too far
***
'The heads. You're looking at the heads, aren't you? Sometimes he goes too far....he's the first to admit it.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (fA1SL)

331 318
Blue Check Feminist Kate Harding:

"I am sincerely arguing that we should not force a Democrat to resign for sexually abusing a woman, because I know Republicans never will, and that once the first Democrat goes, R's next move is finding shady Ds from states with R governors."

http://tinyurl.com/y99xqdnn
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (O7MnT)

All they care about is Taxpayer Funded Abortion on Demand.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (CMbMd)

332 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)

Yeah no direct evidence Sulu grabbed this particular guy's junk but I've heard him in interviews talk about similar actions he took as a gay man in the gay world. The accusation made is an everyday occurrence in the gay world according to everything I've heard. After all it's just a bunch of horny peverted men all looking to have sex. It's what they base their life on.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (2DOZq)

333 Senator Tonguefuck McSleepygrope is GOLD!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (RDd1I)

334 Blue Check Feminist Kate Harding:

"I am sincerely arguing that we should not force a Democrat to resign for sexually abusing a woman, because I know Republicans never will,

According to Hedley Lamarr, it's because you like rape.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (326rv)

335
I probably wouldn't start with the 'ettes. We are relatively well armed and rather...um...woke.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:37 PM (7UW64)

Abelist ! Stop the triggering!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (RiEBD)

336 Our {fellow conservatives] like Ben Shapiro are concerned that a Sen. Moore would focus on MAGA instead of endless wars and foreign aid.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (ismre)

337
"I am sincerely arguing that we should not force
a Democrat to resign for sexually abusing a woman, because I know
Republicans never will, and that once the first Democrat goes, R's next
move is finding shady Ds from states with R governors."

http://tinyurl.com/y99xqdnn

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (O7MnT)

She's not wrong about going hunting in R-governor states for vulnerable Dems. *gleefully rubs hands together*

She is NOT wrong.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (6JL3d)

338 Matthew Dowd tweet from 2015 when someone said he should join the No Labels movement: "nope. i don't believe in top down solutions. and dc based stuff is never going to work."

He's just pissed off he didn't think up No Labels first.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (I/iGu)

339 Roy Moore's twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/MooreSenate

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (8+Ozj)

340 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (gIRsn)

341 Hysterias happen constantly throughout human history. I despair we are in another now.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:29 PM (mf5HN)

The problem right now is that it's part hysteria and part truth. A lot of morally devoid people and their enablers have been getting away with a lot of abuse for a long time. So, I don't doubt that Weinstein and some of the other reprobates did at least some of that which they are accused. Now though with the dry wood of SJW nuttery on sexual matters, the hot winds of social media, and a political class running through with burning torches, it's reached the hysteria stage. The political class things they can start a little fire here or there to remove their opponents. Suddenly though they are beginning to get burned.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (J70i0)

342

More than that I won't say, as Kasich is the current governor of my state.

Sex was not involved, but unwanted touching/ groping was. Disgusting.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (TdMsT)

You should also point out that Buz (one Z not 2) Lukens went on to be a House Rep, and was replaced by Boehner after his career was ruined for "contributing for the delinquency of a minor."
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 03:35 PM (z/Ubi)

True.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (TdMsT)

343

Mrs Munckin looked like a cuter nicole kidman.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (2nPdk)

344 As Tweeden said, Franken is a vindictive shit and the photo was to humiliate her for daring to not like him kissing her. He is an ugly, low functioning ass who is smitten with his own "stardom" "power". He knew that she would see this photo eventually and he thought that it would be so funny to mock her.

Posted by: Jackals Everywhere at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

345 "Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on."

She and Melania should have a smoke off.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (cAXIk)

346 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

Also been rumors for a while he likes very young boys.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:39 PM (g4lFK)

========

He's perpetuating the tradition he was initiated into.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (/qEW2)

347
MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it.

It's not a grope grope is the precursor to it's not a rape rape

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (lKyWE)

348 so the act itself does not matter, it is the perps reaction to being charged with the act?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (oGRue)

349 Sarah Huckabee Sanders! is now conducting a press thingy.

Of course, the first question is about Rot Moore.

She is wearing green, and way too much makeup today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (8iiMU)

350 I saw Telefunken U-47 open for Kraftwerk at the Blue Angel bacl in '27.

No, they were Telefunken U-48 by then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)

351 340 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (gIRsn)

Not to finish but it was that Australian wacko radio show host.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (2DOZq)

352 Scene at DND:

Apparatchik #1: "Christ, we're getting eaten alive by this sexual harassment thing. And the guy we were using it on is in the White House, and he's about the only guy not hit by any shrapnel!"

Apparatchik #2: "Yeah, it's like the Russian collusion thing. Boy, did that ever backfire!"

Apparatchik #1: "We've gotta come up with something that won't get stuck up our asses in the next day's news cycle. Anybody got any ideas?"

Crickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:43 PM (Llmo+)

353 Still, more has a nutty broad with a checkered past accusing him of feeling her up at 14. Everything else is bullshit or not illegal. My husband is put off by his getting anywhere near teenagers, but I knew girls when I was that age who purposefully went after older men they thought were "worth" it.

Franken's tongue and titty grabbing are actually real.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:43 PM (eO5CB)

354
I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.

BABA BOOEY

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:43 PM (2nPdk)

355 Sometimes I think being pretty is more of a curse than anything for girls. And nearly every girl is pretty when she's young.

I mean, its a blessing to the world, like a beautiful vista or a lovely song. Just having a pretty girl walk by makes me feel like a cat with a sunray on the carpet, comfortable and happy.

But it seems awful to go through sometimes, maybe often.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)

Doesn't matter if they are cute or not.

Girls get this sort of bullshit all of the time.

I was a gawky, glasses-wearing nerdy girl, but that didn't stop the occasional creepster. I was, however, fairly well-versed in defeating the asshats, and managed to get through it without anyone jizzing my ficus.

And honestly, who the hell exposes their dangly bits when it is below zero? Not much there to see, I will say that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:43 PM (7UW64)

356 DNC, not DND.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:43 PM (Llmo+)

357 Nice tits! Care for a roofies?

Posted by: Al Franken Pickup Lines at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (tbOMB)

358 The science behind kissing being the most intimate part of sex is the exchange of intense pharamones that cause a massive release of oxytocin in both men and women. If the pharamones don't click the oxytocin is not released.

That's why people say they knew they were in love after the first kiss.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (g4lFK)

359 347
MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it.

It's not a grope grope is the precursor to it's not a rape rape
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (lKyWE)

That same silly defense has been raised in other posts on this topic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

360 Again, I care not one way or another about Moore, I am merely pointing out that many bad men have been defended by women, past and present. It seems kinda irrelevant, doesn't it?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (6JL3d)

Class, first to point out logical fallacy in the above statement gets extra credit.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (QC/4S)

361 It's radio,I just assume everybody jerking off...

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (LiyEm)

362 Pretty much so. It's going to be tit-for-tat until everyone agrees to go and play by a nicer set of rules.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

The left will never be able to play by kinder, gentler rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (3/f2v)

363 Predictably, the presswhores are all "Roy Moore!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (PY9jH)

364 "Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on."

She and Melania should have a smoke off.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (cAXIk)

Now that would cause some global warming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (493sH)

365 Good grief.

The press are complete idiots.

They are trying to link Trump with Roy Moore now.

"Would the President vote for Roy Moore?"

"People are dumping Roy Moore. Why won't the President do this too?"

Sigh....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (8iiMU)

366 344 As Tweeden said, Franken is a vindictive shit and the photo was to humiliate her for daring to not like him kissing her. He is an ugly, low functioning ass who is smitten with his own "stardom" "power". He knew that she would see this photo eventually and he thought that it would be so funny to mock her.

Posted by: Jackals Everywhere at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

Ding ding ding

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (eO5CB)

367 358 The science behind kissing being the most intimate part of sex is the exchange of intense pharamones that cause a massive release of oxytocin in both men and women. If the pharamones don't click the oxytocin is not released.

That's why people say they knew they were in love after the first kiss.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (g4lFK)

The dose of scopolamine doesn't hurt either.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

368 I am sincerely arguing that we should not force a Democrat to resign for genocide.

Posted by: Kate Harding at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (vtcmf)

369 346 He's perpetuating the tradition he was initiated into.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (/qEW2)

The Japanese and Young Boys go all the way back to the Feuding States era.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (CMbMd)

370 So what kind of guy likes to humiliate women if they reject him?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (eO5CB)

371 340 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (gIRsn)

I'll search for it right now.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (g4lFK)

372 364 "Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on."

She and Melania should have a smoke off.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (cAXIk)

Now that would cause some global warming
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (493sH)

What are they going to smoke?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

373 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:41 PM (6JL3d)

The Left has more projection than a bulimic convention serving bad oysters.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (2DOZq)

374 365,Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (8iiMU)

How is Sarah responding?

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

375 MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it.

It's okay! I was laughing the whole time!!!

-Al Franken

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

376 And heeeere we go, press douche compares what Trump went through during his campaign to Roy Moore's.

Jeebus. *head exploding*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

377
Well that's Phase II of this fake smear on Roy Moore: get President Trump to involve himself and then ATTACK!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (2nPdk)

378 Kate Harding:

"I am sincerely arguing that we should not force a Democrat to resign for sexually abusing a woman, because I know Republicans never will, and that once the first Democrat goes, R's next move is finding shady Ds from states with R governors."

--

Yet more projection. This has been democrat strategy since 1992

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (7ZVPa)

379 What the hell would Matthew Dowd know about men? Everything he knows about them comes from Playgirl magazine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (xJa6I)

380
What are they going to smoke?

Poles.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (2nPdk)

381 What are they going to smoke?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

Must. Not. Make. All. The. Jokes.

*twitches*

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

382 And all the press wants to talk about at the WH Press briefing is Roy Moore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (8+Ozj)

383 MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it.

It's not a grope grope is the precursor to it's not a rape rape
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Always apply the #MotherSisterWifeDaughter standard.

Would you let me do the exact same thing to them?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (3/f2v)

384 Women release oxytocin with nipple stimulation too. That's why a breast feeding aid is oxytocin nasal spray. Oxytocin causes milk "let down."

---Cliff Clavin

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (eO5CB)

385
What are they going to smoke?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

Trouser Trout

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (lKyWE)

386 But the victim was a shiksa!!!

Posted by: Jihadi at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (7If+p)

387 He knew that she would see this photo eventually and he thought that it would be so funny to mock her.

Posted by: Jackals Everywhere at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

So it WAS "mock-groping" ...

Hazie Kunt never said which side the mock was on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (8gDQu)

388 Yeah no direct evidence Sulu grabbed this particular guy's junk but I've heard him in interviews talk about similar actions he took as a gay man in the gay world.

Oh I believe he did that, from what I've read by homosexual dudes that's pretty much how you shake hands in their community. Its how they think heterosexual men want women to act (hint: not usually, and not until we know you, no).

But the whole "drugged and forced himself on me" is unsupported and I don't believe simply because of the accusation.

She is wearing green, and way too much makeup today.

Ms Huckabee Sanders never quite looks bandbox perfect like an actress or someone who was very carefully made up and groomed before an appearance.

And that works, for me. I think it helps establish her as average American mom, so she resonates with people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

389 379 What the hell would Matthew Dowd know about men? Everything he knows about them comes from Playgirl magazine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (xJa6I)

He's worked truck stop glory holes for years, so...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (NWiLs)

390 Also, that is very sweet of you, willow.

There's a reason why willow gets to sleep inside in alextopia. In a real bed with a pillow and non-smallpoxed blankets and everything.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (mf5HN)

391 Al Franken was a man?!

Posted by: Mr. Green, immediately slapped by Col Mustard and Wadsworth at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (AfbS9)

392 The left will never be able to play by kinder, gentler rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (3/f2v)

Then they better up their behavior because it isn't going to be pretty what with the them being the lowlife types they are.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

393 Hey, who doesn't want to grope a 13-year old?

She was over 13?

Okay, never mind, not my type then.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (df+Zi)

394 The Left was warned. Repeatedly. That the rules they use against there political enemies would fall on there heads.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (64CMq)

395 391 Al Franken was a man?!
Posted by: Mr. Green, immediately slapped by Col Mustard and Wadsworth at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (AfbS9)

You thought he was a man.
But he was a muffin.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (CMbMd)

396 How is Sarah responding?

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

Sarah is giving it right back:
"The President is not an Alabama voter."
"It's for the people of Alabama to decide."
She even gave a "I reject the premise of your question."I still love her, even though she has too much eye shadow today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (8iiMU)

397 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Is it credible?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (3/f2v)

398 390. And because she's always got the best weed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (fA1SL)

399 So far in WH briefing, not one question on Franken but more MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Posted by: sofa saver at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (4u7kU)

400 I'd do Mrs Mnuchin.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:34 PM (YV+SU)
..........

I'd like to pretend grope her boobs, or maybe wank it in front of her or on her plants or something.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

401 Moronettes, remember your first tongue kiss? Remember thinking, "so that's French kissing? The French are gross."

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB)

The first one who did that with me was my husband, and we were/are madly in love, so I didn't think it was awful, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (7UW64)

402 ok, PDT saying the right things wrt Moore

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

403 135,
" Hey, Harvey Weinstein isn't a senator. Maybe that's his defense now!"

Senator? What's dis Senator t'ing?

Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (zOpu5)

404
The Left has more projection than a bulimic convention serving bad oysters.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (2DOZq)

That is so. Doesn't change the question.

I put the question to one of my employees. She shrugged and asked what difference it made.

I don't see any difference, either.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (6JL3d)

405
If Al Franken was mock groping, does that make Mitch McConnell a mock turtle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (mbhDw)

406 Geez -- gutter minds.

Smoke off: A zoolander walk-off, but with smoking hot chicks.

Smolder-off: same thing

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (cAXIk)

407 Sarah is giving it right back:
"The President is not an Alabama voter."
"It's for the people of Alabama to decide."
She even gave a "I reject the premise of your question."I still love her, even though she has too much eye shadow today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (8iiMU)Perfect responses! Now off to check out her eye shadow.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (a0IVu)

408 364
"Louise Mnuchin looked really good in that leather outfit she had on."

She and Melania should have a smoke off.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (cAXIk)

Now that would cause some global warming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (493sH)

The Fappening 2, Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (tbOMB)

409
Come 'ere Gloria, let me not grope grope you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (r+sAi)

410 I am sincerely arguing that we should not force a Democrat to resign for sexually abusing a woman, because I know Republicans never will, and that once the first Democrat goes, R's next move is finding shady Ds from states with R governors."

I get the tactical argument here, but... notice she doesn't defend these guys. She even admits they're "shady." They're bad people, she knows and presumes it, but opposes taking action because it hurts the cause rather than because it would be wrong or unjust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)

411 @394

The problem is the left can usually power through these things as they control the horizontal and vertical on all of the cultural institutions.

Unless all Franken is hounded out of the Senate by tomorrow 5pm, this will pretty much be swept under the rug as the MSM pushes the narrative and plot somewhere else.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (71/k8)

412 403 135,
" Hey, Harvey Weinstein isn't a senator. Maybe that's his defense now!"

Senator? What's dis Senator t'ing?
Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (zOpu5)

"I keep asking that and people look at me funny!"

- - Menendez juror

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

413 LOL:

SHS! :

"I am aware of all those qualifications of the President. To act as though he hasn't answered questions is silly."

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (8iiMU)

414 That's why people say they knew they were in love after the first kiss.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (g4lFK)

Yeah, oxytocin is a helluva drug. It's also used to 'induce' labor in women. Released after delivery and creates a powerful bonding between women and their infants. I like my kids -- but my wife has this bond with them which is like steel, while mine is more limp lettuce.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (ajiE5)

415
MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it.

The next guy that Kasie interviews should reach over and dial up Rangoon. Just don't forget to giggle.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (O5Q3r)

416
Every time the MFM asks Sarah Sanders about Roy Moore she should respond, I'm so glad you brought up Sen. Franken

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (493sH)

417 The first one who did that with me was my husband, and we were/are madly in love, so I didn't think it was awful, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:49 PM (7UW64)
Wow. I thought i was virtuous for only having had intercourse with my now husband. I did kiss dozens though. Eventually I wasn't as grossed out.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (eO5CB)

418 it wasn't grope grope
it wasn't rape rape

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (0W8QL)

419 395 391 Al Franken was a man?!
Posted by: Mr. Green, immediately slapped by Col Mustard and Wadsworth at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (AfbS9)

You thought he was a man.
But he was a muffin.

Always nice to work a Zappa reference in somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)

420 This is just petty pettiness. What's a few hundred ballots in the trunk of an Oldsmobile between friends? It was just a joke, you know humor and a little grop here and there.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (0n18S)

421 @358 huh, stuff I learn on this site...

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (QC/4S)

422 Moronettes, remember your first tongue kiss? Remember thinking, "so that's French kissing? The French are gross."

Honestly I don't get the attraction. It just seems odd to me. Kissing totally works for me but the whole tongue thing is not a turn on at any level. Seems like a distraction like skipping rope at the same time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

423 419 395 391 Al Franken was a man?!
Posted by: Mr. Green, immediately slapped by Col Mustard and Wadsworth at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (AfbS9)

You thought he was a man.
But he was a muffin.

Always nice to work a Zappa reference in somewhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)

That's anti-Semitic!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

424 The left will never be able to play by kinder, gentler rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (3/f2v)

Indeed not, which is why I am quite fine with the scorched-earth tactics the Right has begun to employ against the Left.

If a man agrees to Marquis of Queensbury, and then the other guy brings a revolver to the fight, the first man is not nobler or better than the second man because he sticks to the agreed-upon rules; he is an idiot.

Allen G's Burn it down comes to mind. It remains the only sane solution. :/

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (6JL3d)

425 He's very solid nevertrumper who once in a while admits he agrees with something Trump does. There's no luke warm about it. He leaps on anything that makes Trump look bad, no matter how rational or accurate, and reluctantly mentions something good with a sort of "can you believe it??" tone.

I like Shaprio but he's a bit of a fool with President Trump. I understand to one degree: the man's past and some of his campaign statements are pretty awful. He says stuff that's lousy or foolish sometimes still.

But he does the right stuff. His actions are very good and laudable so far. And I'll take a crap talking good worker every time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)
I disagree with this analysis. In just the past few days, Shapiro has praised Trump's response to the gotcha gun control question, his speech about standing up to North Korea, his continuing destruction of the regulatory environment left by Obama and the overall success of Trump's recent trip to the Pacific. While not specifically about Trump, he's ranted about the media for both Fishgate and Waterbottlegate and the random "this only happens in the age of Trump" stuff that flies around. If Shapiro was such an ardent NeverTrumper, he wouldn't be promoting the idea that Trump interceding in the Moore election was the best path forward.

I will say that Shapiro wishes Trump would stop tweeting. He also firmly believes that Trump's cabinet picks are pretty good and they should be left alone because when Trump gets involved, he makes life harder for them. Shapiro was NeverTrump (so was I) but he wisely has moved to "this is who we have, let's work with it".

IMHO, your description is probably closer to Jonah Goldberg. Whom I enjoy. But I don't think he's able to put aside his opinion of Trump at all.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (wrzX1)

426 Is it credible?

No, because they make it clear that they're not allowed penetrative sex acts (which jerking off isn't, directly, I guess) in the Sirius building, which is why they had to go off site for Benjy's fingering and they only do sybian rides over clothing.

Also, George gets in trouble with Brad when he touches someone's dick on the show.

I'm not saying that George didn't touch the Aussie DJ's (I can't think of the name but I know who you're talking about) dick, I'm just saying I don't believe he jacked him off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (gIRsn)

427 371 340 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (gIRsn)

I'll search for it right now.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (g4lFK)

Found it. NSFW!!!! Don't ban me please.

https://m.___ur.com/I187lvP

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (g4lFK)

428 @410

Because the left understands what the point of all of this is...

To move and enact your agenda at all costs.

So if you have to put up with a few morally repugnant characters it's worth it to defend them as they will..

A. Be more beholden to you..
..and
B. Will be warriors for the cause.

The right loses because the right does not understand this.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (71/k8)

429 And honestly, who the hell exposes their dangly bits when it is below zero? Not much there to see, I will say that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:43 PM (7UW64)

What, shrinkage was not an issue?

Posted by: G. Costanza at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (qC1Sy)

430 I still love her, even though she has too much eye shadow today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:48 PM (8iiMU)

Gah, does she have the false eyelashes on too?

*clambers onto stepstool*

As someone who spends a crapton of money on makeup so as to look like I'm not wearing any at all, the current "smokey eye" trend has got to go. It's difficult to pull off without looking like you have been punched in the eye and it's not for every day wear. It's a party look.

Then there's the wearing false eyelashes all the time. STOP IT. STOP IT. No, it doesn't make your eyes stand out, it makes people go "hey, she's wearing false eyelashes". Again, it's a party look, not every day.

Then there's doing hard core contouring (and doing it badly) before going to work. Stop. It. Stop it stop it stop it.

Crappity, I need to put on more lipstick brb

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

431 So Bandersnatch gave an unconscious George Takei a handjob on the Howard Stern show?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

432 Zombie:
The MOST taboo sexual act back then was touching boobs. Temple prostitutes would fuck you all day long, but never allow you to touch (or even see) their boobs. Even wives would generally only have sex with their husbands while wearing a tube-top-style boob cover.

Not so sure about that. I checked the Pompeii brothel frescoes, and, yeah, from the ones where they're visible, 2/3rds appear to be wearing some covering over their chest. BUT in one of them the guy's definitely copping a feel.

The usual interpretation is that the frescoes were a "menu" for the illiterate, so if boob-grabbing was taboo, why advertise it?

Plus, there are pieces from private homes that clearly show topless women. The Venus of Pompeii has something around her midriff, but her boobs are uncovered, and the Villa of the Mysteries shows numerous topless women.

Rome was a society where winged dicks were hung as wind chimes for luck -- heck, to get to the brothel in Pompeii from the docks you LITERALLY follow the erections carved into the street -- so I question whether bare boobs were taboo at all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (XykBO)

433
I get the tactical argument here, but... notice
she doesn't defend these guys. She even admits they're "shady."
They're bad people, she knows and presumes it, but opposes taking action
because it hurts the cause rather than because it would be wrong or unjust.

Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)

I noticed that, too. That's where things are at in this era. :/

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (6JL3d)

434 I want to see Franken reduced to screaming "DON'T YOU REALIZE I AM A DEMOCRAT!?!?!?! as they drag his worthless ass out of DC.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (+8A99)

435 424

Allen G's Burn it down comes to mind. It remains the only sane solution. :/
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (6JL3d)

With Trump, Bannon and Moore, it seems as if they are starting to burn themselves down. To which I would add "regular or unleaded?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

436 Can't wait until Pelosi responds to today's revelations. Hopefully someone asks her about the $15M men that taxpayers are bailing out.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (YV+SU)

437 I was molested by Al Franken. #metoo

Posted by: Minnesota Electoral System at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (Meexy)

438 I say again: Mike Pence comes out of this smelling like a new bicycle seat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (Llmo+)

439 340 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (gIRsn)

Jason Ellis.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (2DOZq)

440 370 So what kind of guy likes to humiliate women if they reject him?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (eO5CB)

A rapist. Someone who thinks of women in terms of "what can she do for me."

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (7UW64)

441 They used "Pitocin" to induce all four of my labors. It's like a kicked up oxytocin. Gives you contractions that feel like you body is crushing your own spine. Way harder than natural hormone contractions.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (eO5CB)

442
Rome was a society where winged dicks were hung
as wind chimes for luck -- heck, to get to the brothel in Pompeii from
the docks you LITERALLY follow the erections carved into the street --
so I question whether bare boobs were taboo at all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (XykBO)

Wait, what?

o.o

>_<

o.o Lord, I thought modern America was tacky....

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (6JL3d)

443 OMG they asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders if she thought Moore was creepy. Her nonanswer for a nonquestion was perfect of course.

Talk more about Franken Gropeygate!!

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (hvf9s)

444 I wrote "You are such a hypocrite, Mr. 'Country Over Party' guy." on Matthew Dowd's Twitter page and was blocked instantly. I mean boom! There it was.

Dowd must be hovering over his Twitter account right now, attempting to minimize the display of all the negative feedback he's receiving.

What a complete asshole.

Posted by: troyriser at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (my7fr)

445 >>>All I could think about was getting to a bathroom as fast as possible to rinse the taste of him out of my mouth.
I felt disgusted and violated.<<<

How this woman avoided puking is beyond me. I believe French-kissing a fucking llama would be less sickening than Al Franken.

Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (2Mnv1)

446 Hoo boy. A woman telling Roy Moore how much she loves and stands with him.

The left and GOPe will have their underoos in a twist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)

I still have no dog in the hunt vis-a-vis Moore, but I'm curious as to what the relation of the woman saying this to/about Moore.

If it's a fan or a public supporter, what difference does that possibly make? Clinton has lots of female fans. I knew one in particular in an online game I played years ago that would fly into a rage if someone badmouthed Clinton. o_O It was reallly something else.

Anyhow, Clinton has his female fans and supporters... and that makes no difference at all to the facts of what he did, so why would a woman - heck, any woman, related or not - supporting Moore be particularly galling or an efficient defense? Bill Cosby's wife defended him pretty vociferously for a while there, as well - didn't make a lick of difference at the end.

Again, I care not one way or another about Moore, I am merely pointing out that many bad men have been defended by women, past and present. It seems kinda irrelevant, doesn't it?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:40 PM (6JL3d)

========

Well, if you are indifferent to Moore and this election that point of view makes perfect sense.

If you think that this election is important to win, then this is very heartening. The significance is not "this endorsement proves such-and-so about the allegations" but rather that this will hearten the troops. It will present an image that will encourage voters.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (/qEW2)

447 370 So what kind of guy likes to humiliate women if they reject him?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (eO5CB)

---

Picture Franken with two "thumbs up" signs held in front of him. Now imagine him lifting his "thumbs up" signs to his chest and saying "this kind!"

I think it's a lot like AtC has pointed out in the Weinstein threads. They know how "progressive" men are, and they're absolutely horrible. They also know, just KNOW, that conservatives are much worse than they are, so if liberal men are rapey, conservative men must be super rapey.

It's a religion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (fsZof)

448 As I recall Etruscan women were very proud of their breasts and displayed them daily. Now that was civilization.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (YV+SU)

449 415

MSNBC's Kasie Hunt claims Franken was "mock-groping," not "groping" -- not how Leeann Tweeden described it.

The next guy that Kasie interviews should reach over and dial up Rangoon. Just don't forget to giggle.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 03:51 PM (O5Q3r)

That would be gold! Or he could just mention that he believes in boobehs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (tbOMB)

450 Ha! A question about importing elephants (tusks? not sure) from Zambia or somewhere.

This is very important, apparently.

And, even though Sarah Huckabee Sanders! is wearing too much eye shadow, she is still a 'one', and certainly built for comfort, not for speed....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (8iiMU)

451 Not so sure about that. I checked the Pompeii brothel frescoes, and, yeah, from the ones where they're visible, 2/3rds appear to be wearing some covering over their chest. BUT in one of them the guy's definitely copping a feel.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (XykBO)

That was a hard-core fresco, and the artist was fed to the volcano over it, but they figured that it would cost too much to redo that fresco so they left it there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (8gDQu)

452 430, Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

Heh.. the smoky eye look works well for evening events if paired with almost nude lip gloss...but dark eye shadow and bright lipstick is not a good look...unless you are strip dancing or something.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

453 365 Good grief.

The press are complete idiots.

They are trying to link Trump with Roy Moore now.

"Would the President vote for Roy Moore?"

"People are dumping Roy Moore. Why won't the President do this too?"

Sigh....

I'm old enough to remember when Trump endorsed Roy Moore's opponent in the Primary's. Long ago, barely remember them.

Good Times. Good Times.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (64CMq)

454 What passes as the New York and Washington DC "news" media still haven't figures out (or don't care) that this entire Moore fiasco is *yet another* proxy for the rest of the country's utter disdain for them.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (D9udC)

455 I believe French-kissing a fucking llama would be less sickening than Al Franken.

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Read this two or three times if it's not even worse than you thought the first time you skimmed it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (fsZof)

456 448 As I recall Etruscan women were very proud of their breasts and displayed them daily. Now that was civilization.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (YV+SU)

In the immortal words of the Isley Brothers, "look, yeah, but don't touch!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)

457 OMG they asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders if she thought Moore was creepy. Her nonanswer for a nonquestion was perfect of course.

Talk more about Franken Gropeygate!!

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (hvf9s)

She needs to throw Franken in their faces every time they bring up Roy Moore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (493sH)

458 Honestly I don't get the attraction. It just seems odd to me. Kissing totally works for me but the whole tongue thing is not a turn on at any level. Seems like a distraction like skipping rope at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

In my experience, it varies wildly with the skill of the girl involved. I mean, no question.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (CPk08)

459 Why would you waste your time kissing a fucking-llama??

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (AkTSb)

460 Found it. NSFW!!!! Don't ban me please.

I will, um, stand corrected.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (gIRsn)

461
With Trump, Bannon and Moore, it seems as if
they are starting to burn themselves down. To which I would add "regular
or unleaded?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

Aye, but the problems in America are deep, beyond even the systemic. it is a cultural rot that cannot be fixed until there is no longer a choice but to fix it.

So in a way, it's both expected and necessary.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (6JL3d)

462 The usual interpretation is that the frescoes were a "menu" for the illiterate, so if boob-grabbing was taboo, why advertise it?

Because taboo stuff is usually for sale with hookers, it just costs more would be my guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (39g3+)

463 I feel like there is a dangerous mass hysteria that is threatening to explode. Am I being overly dramatic?

Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (q177U)

464 This and Ace's twitter feed are an outrage!

Posted by: senator tonguefuck mcgrope at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (mJ8mX)

465 427 371 340 Takei jerked off a random dude on Howard Stern.

I am a very regular listener. I don't believe that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:42 PM (gIRsn)

I'll search for it right now.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:45 PM (g4lFK)

Found it. NSFW!!!! Don't ban me please.

https://m.___ur.com/I187lvP
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (g4lFK)

I m g where the space is.

And the dude didn't want that to happen. It's obvious.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (g4lFK)

466 OMG they asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders if she thought Moore was creepy. Her nonanswer for a nonquestion was perfect of course.

Talk more about Franken Gropeygate!!

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (hvf9s)

========

An appropriate response would be: compared to Joe Biden's nose in my hair, Al Franken's tongue in my mouth, or Bill Clinton's cigar, not really creepy at all.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (/qEW2)

467 My first girlfriend was 12, I was 13, I didn't think about 2017 when I kissed her. Stupid me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (eR8nA)

468 463 I feel like there is a dangerous mass hysteria that is threatening to explode. Am I being overly dramatic?
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (q177U)

My schadenboner's about to explode.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (NWiLs)

469 Well, if you are indifferent to Moore and this election that point of view makes perfect sense.

If you think that this election is important to win, then this is
very heartening. The significance is not "this endorsement proves
such-and-so about the allegations" but rather that this will hearten the
troops. It will present an image that will encourage voters.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (/qEW2)

That I can understand

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (6JL3d)

470 Crappity, I need to put on more lipstick brb

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

The reason I mentioned the eye shadow is because she looks excessively made up as compared to usual. It doesn't quite look right. Rather, I am not used to that look from her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (8iiMU)

471 463 I feel like there is a dangerous mass hysteria that is threatening to explode. Am I being overly dramatic?
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (q177U)

I don't think so. I said that was going to happen before the Moore story broke.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (2DOZq)

472 "o.o Lord, I thought modern America was tacky...."

There's an intersection that must have confused some sailors, because there's a prick in the road pointing towards the brothel, and another prick in the wall, just for luck.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (XykBO)

473 Then there's the wearing false eyelashes all the time. STOP IT. STOP IT. No, it doesn't make your eyes stand out, it makes people go "hey, she's wearing false eyelashes". Again, it's a party look, not every day.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

I buy the wife these 50 packs of false eyelashes. Believe it or not, you being 29 and all, one of the signs of being over 29 is eyelashes become less dense, thinner. It's a tell.

Anyway, in this 50 pack of eyelashes there's like 10 different levels, from barely noticeable to much more noticeable.

Maybe next year, when you hit 30, you'll reconsider.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (ajiE5)

474 459 Why would you waste your time kissing a fucking-llama??
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (AkTSb)

Especially when you could be fucking it!

Posted by: Short Ugly Guy in the Chukkla band at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (CPk08)

475 it has probably been posted already but when Franken stole.his first election, he should have been unseated just for that theft.

that he was molesting people as a Senator, well, duh. that's why people become Senators, to do stuff like that and get away with it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (A6YSK)

476 463 I feel like there is a dangerous mass hysteria that is threatening to explode. Am I being overly dramatic?
----------------------
This was fore ordained when women were allowed the vote. Never cross the beams.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)

477 Honestly I don't get the attraction. It just seems odd to me. Kissing totally works for me but the whole tongue thing is not a turn on at any level. Seems like a distraction like skipping rope at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

These words you write seem to be in English but the meaning is garbled somehow. I can't make sense of any of it.

Posted by: troyriser at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (my7fr)

478 455
I believe French-kissing a fucking llama would be less sickening than Al Franken.

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Your words offend me!

Posted by: a fucking llama at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (8iiMU)

479 Rome was a society where winged dicks were hung
as wind chimes for luck

It was a necklace kind of thing people wore too. It was an old Etruscan thing but people still stuck with it, like a horseshoe for modern people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)

480 441
They used "Pitocin" to induce all four of my labors. It's like a kicked
up oxytocin. Gives you contractions that feel like you body is crushing
your own spine. Way harder than natural hormone contractions.

Confirmed. Twice.

Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (4ZKcy)

481 460 Found it. NSFW!!!! Don't ban me please.

I will, um, stand corrected.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:57 PM (gIRsn)

I remember this clip coming out around election time during the Milo shit. Anyway, the dude didn't want what was happening to him by George.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)

482 You can wash that Biden right outta your hair.

But can you wash the taste of Al Franken out of your mouth without the aid of Listerine?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (/qEW2)

483 I woke up next to a llama at the Baltimore Marriot back in 1986. Don't remember details, but WOOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (ismre)

484 >>And honestly, who the hell exposes their dangly bits
>> when it is below zero?

That made me think about working at those bases in Antarctica. What if you're outside and you have to take a leak? Must be hell.

Wonder if the stream would freeze before it hit the ground.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (8O3HH)

485 The press know nothing but Leftist talking points, it's in their DNA

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (aC6Sd)

486 "As I recall Etruscan women were very proud of their breasts and displayed them daily. Now that was civilization."

The Minoans, at least for a while, favored formal wear that covered everything below the neck EXCEPT breasts. The Archaeology magazine featuring a model wearing reconstructions was... eye opening.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (XykBO)

487 My schadenboner's about to explode.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (NWiLs)

It's all gonna come down to meat and malice. As it probably should.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:01 PM (14URa)

488 Your words offend me!

Posted by: a fucking llama

C'mere, ewe!

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 16, 2017 04:01 PM (AkTSb)

489 Why would you waste your time kissing a fucking-llama??
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 16, 2017 03:56 PM (AkTSb)

Well an Al Franken once bit my sister.

Posted by: Randy at November 16, 2017 04:01 PM (gL1BH)

490
Rome was a society where winged dicks were hung as wind chimes for luck

If they weren't well hung they'd fall down after a good blow

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (lKyWE)

491 As I recall Etruscan women were very proud of their breasts and displayed them daily. Now that was civilization.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 03:55 PM (YV+SU)

I watched the Great Courses series on the Etruscans and the professor was very good. He took pains to point out that while Etruscan women were very free by ancient standards, we couldn't look back on their culture with modern views of feminism.

I don't remember the bare boobs though and that sounds like the kind of thing I would remember.

I recommend very highly the Great Courses Plus. It's online streaming of a huge number of the Great Courses classes and you can download a pdf of the coursebook. And I just saw that the app now lets you switch to audio from video so you can listen instead of watch which is a great feature.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

492 and the Minoan ladies didn't bother covering their breasts. at all. I once posted a link here but I made sure to 'nsfw' it

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (A6YSK)

493 435,
"With Trump, Bannon and Moore, it seems as if they are starting to burn
themselves down. To which I would add "regular or unleaded?""

"Ethel, if she's working." Dub-ya Dub-ya

Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (zOpu5)

494 Big-mouthed Melissa Francis is looking nice, as usual, and showing some leg.

For some reason, that David Assman bugs me - he seems like a dork.

And...floor trading wench Nicole Petallides is looking sexy in her dark brown outfit. No cleavage today, though. sigh...

Talk about false lashes, that is Nicole's thing....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (8iiMU)

495 488 Your words offend me!

Posted by: a fucking llama

C'mere, ewe!
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 16, 2017 04:01 PM (AkTSb)

Alpaca something in ewe.

Posted by: Short Ugly Guy in the Chukkla band at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (CPk08)

496 Oh My!

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (LiyEm)

497 White Knight Privilege.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (hcyUh)

498 >Always apply the #MotherSisterWifeDaughter standard.

>Would you let me do the exact same thing to them?

Bingo. Where I'm from that's a good way to get disappeared in an abandoned mine shaft.

Posted by: DanInMN at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (GC5UG)

499 And now it's biting them in the ass.

Me likey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (Llmo+)

Were they asleep when bitten?

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (EK6pT)

500 Well Rome definitely had no problem displaying wolf tits.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 04:03 PM (2DOZq)

501
Fans of those parody Chevy tv commercials, here's a new one on Bank Of America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl-XVqcJA7s

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 04:03 PM (2nPdk)

502 I woke up next to a llama at the Baltimore Marriot back in 1986. Don't remember details, but WOOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (ismre)

If it was next to Steve Marriott would that have put you 30 days in the hole?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 04:03 PM (493sH)

503 Franken gone by Monday

Posted by: sofa saver at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (4u7kU)

504 486 "As I recall Etruscan women were very proud of their breasts and displayed them daily. Now that was civilization."

The Minoans, at least for a while, favored formal wear that covered everything below the neck EXCEPT breasts. The Archaeology magazine featuring a model wearing reconstructions was... eye opening.
-------------------
Yep. Always wondered how they prevented them from becoming chapped. Would have loved watching them knead bread.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (YV+SU)

505 If they weren't well hung they'd fall down after a good blow
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (lKyWE)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (hcyUh)

506 Wasn't it the style in 18th century France to have the boobs hanging out?

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (LiyEm)

507 It wasn't groping groping it was mock groping.

Substitute a fraternity guy for Franken in the exact same photo. Think Hunt would vindicate him with the "mock groping" excuse?

Posted by: therealobladioblada at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (WVxCU)

508 AtC, you're on to something. Many hysterias have taken place in tough times--economic downturns, famines, the like. The true seat of this hysteria is finding itself in the grips of an existential challenge, whether they admit it or not, thanks to Trump. Naturally, folks are casting about for someone to punish...and since werewolves ain't a thing, and witches are an "in group" (funny old world...), well, it's kind of predictable.

Note also, this hysteria does NOT extend into the parts of the population that like or don't have a massive issue with Trump...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (AM1GF)

509
I for one am awaiting the shattering testimony from trunkfuls of paper ballots that Franken fondled and molested on his way to "winning" his first Senate race.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

510 I believe French-kissing a fucking llama would be less sickening than Al Franken.
...........

I don't know. Who is the llama fucking?

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

511

Always apply the #MotherSisterWifeDaughter standard.

Would you let me do the exact same thing to them?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 03:47 PM (3/f2v)

Frikkin' exactly.

It's a damned riot to watch these Lefties twist themselves into a knot trying to avoid denouncing Franken. I almost feel bad for enjoying it.

Almost o.o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (6JL3d)

512 I don't remember the bare boobs though and that sounds like the kind of thing I would remember.

The Minoan stuff is definitely NSFW. 'way up firm and high", to quote Bob Seger

Posted by: Short Ugly Guy in the Chukkla band at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (CPk08)

513
Just in case there's someone out there who doesn't ignore my great links....take notice of the "details" in the video.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (2nPdk)

514 Always apply the #MotherSisterWifeDaughter standard.

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Tell me more.

Posted by: H. Weinstein at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (fsZof)

515 "It was a necklace kind of thing people wore too. It was an old Etruscan thing but people still stuck with it, like a horseshoe for modern people."

The modern version is a chili pepper. Wards off the evil eye and promotes fertility -- just like the Roman winged schlong.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (XykBO)

516
So the new standard according to the media is if its a joke its not groping.

Good to know. *looks around for newsbabe to joke with*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (r+sAi)

517 503
Franken gone by Monday

Posted by: sofa saver at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (4u7kU)
If that happens, the braindead losers who keep voting for him will find a suitable replacement, no?

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (14URa)

518 -------------------
Yep. Always wondered how they prevented them from becoming chapped. Would have loved watching them knead bread.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (YV+SU)

"HEY! What are you looking at my eyes for, creep? My boobs are down HERE!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (hcyUh)

519 Al Franken Allegedly Grabbed Joy Behar's Breast at Comedy Central Roast for Rob Reiner -BB

What we suspected for a long time, AF is brain damaged.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (r9UYA)

520 >>> The reason I mentioned the eye shadow is because she looks excessively made up as compared to usual. It doesn't quite look right. Rather, I am not used to that look from her.

Yeah the shadow was a bit heavy today, and her left eye had more in the inner corner than the right did. BUT her green dress was fantastic, lovely with her complexion. She might be a Winter, she looks good in jewel tones.

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (hvf9s)

521 495 488 Your words offend me!

Posted by: a fucking llama

C'mere, ewe!
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 16, 2017 04:01 PM (AkTSb)

Alpaca something in ewe.
Posted by: Short Ugly Guy in the Chukkla band at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (CPk0

Duck! If you keep horsing around, you three will make asses out of yourselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (Llmo+)

522 Always apply the #MotherSisterWifeDaughter standard.

Like at PronHub, or...?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

523 Off, tone deaf sock

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (CPk08)

524 462 The usual interpretation is that the frescoes were a "menu" for the illiterate, so if boob-grabbing was taboo, why advertise it?

Because taboo stuff is usually for sale with hookers, it just costs more would be my guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Bingo.

"Taboo" does not equate with "never performed." There are lots of "taboo" sexual acts these days (like S&M, etc.) that some people are still aroused by (and will pay to perform).

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (42M22)

525 497 White Knight Privilege.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (hcyUh)

Early bird gets the worm.

Posted by: Ben Chappiro at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (g4lFK)

526 I buy the wife these 50 packs of false eyelashes. Believe it or not, you being 29 and all, one of the signs of being over 29 is eyelashes become less dense, thinner. It's a tell.

Anyway, in this 50 pack of eyelashes there's like 10 different levels, from barely noticeable to much more noticeable.

Maybe next year, when you hit 30, you'll reconsider.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (ajiE5)

I have always had thin eyelashes and I have a nervous tic about pulling them out so I get the appeal.

There's a difference between using a small set as filler to look natural and the current trend which is to wear butterfly wing length false eyelashes.

It's an Instagram/Youtube "influencer" thing. Done properly and in the right context, it's great. The problem is people watch the tutorials and go hey that'll be awesome for making a Target run. No.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

527 506
Wasn't it the style in 18th century France to have the boobs hanging out?

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (LiyEm)
I was just thinking about that, too. I think it was during Napoleon's time but not sure. They wore empire-waist gowns with the bare bewbs.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (14URa)

528 I recommend very highly the Great Courses Plus. It's online streaming of a huge number of the Great Courses classes and you can download a pdf of the coursebook. And I just saw that the app now lets you switch to audio from video so you can listen instead of watch which is a great feature.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

Anything by Harl is good.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (J70i0)

529 519 Al Franken Allegedly Grabbed Joy Behar's Breast at Comedy Central Roast for Rob Reiner -BB

What we suspected for a long time, AF is brain damaged.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 04:05 PM (r9UYA)

Why couldn't Rob Reiner grab Behar's breast himself?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

530
I believe French-kissing a fucking llama would be less sickening than Al Franken.

At least you were French-kissing.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (t6XCL)

531 Franken grabs Joy Behar's breasts...huh. Its a thing with him, isn't it? boob grabbing...

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

532
Re that sidebar thing about Nikki Minaj doing a lesbo 3-way with herself. Is that lesbo when a girl does it with 2 copies of herself, or just masturbation? Inquiring minds want to explore the question.

I imagine there's a lot of Hollyweird and media types who would indeed have sex with themselves if they could. Probably their highest sexual aspiration.

Anthony Wiener would, no question.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:07 PM (8O3HH)

533 Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 03:59 PM (ajiE5)

Exactly. I used to have long thick eyelashes. Now they are still long but thinning quite a bit. Haven't had to resort to false eyelashes, just an extra layer of mascara. One of the fun facts of growing older.

Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 16, 2017 04:07 PM (zRZaJ)

534 483 I woke up next to a llama at the Baltimore Marriot back in 1986. Don't remember details, but WOOO!
Posted by: Ric Flair at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (ismre)

Good lord, I still remember the promo he cut where he implied he'd f***ed race horse "Zenyatta"...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 04:07 PM (CMbMd)

535 That made me think about working at those bases in Antarctica. What if you're outside and you have to take a leak? Must be hell.

Wonder if the stream would freeze before it hit the ground.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (8O3HH)

Having worked outside at Ft. Greeley when it was just about 50 below, I can attest that if you need to pee that bad, you will go inside to do it.

I'm not a guy, but I suspect that once you get inside, you will want to run your hands under hot water first, too.

Just sayin'.

At those temps, you don't expose any damned thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (7UW64)

536 it's Minnesota, unfortunately, run by Dayton. Dayton will appoint a Somali Muslim to replace Franken.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (A6YSK)

537 The good thing is that people are seeing this. And while I know we talk about how stupid people are quite often, the election of Donald Trump proves people are listening and paying attention--to some degree--to the lies and hypocrisy of the media establishment.

The people are seeing this and they see the double standard.

It will be interesting to see how things play out for the next couple years.

Just think of the narcissism of people like Franken and Weinstein et al. They knew they were doing the same things, yet they sanctimoniously called out others. It really makes me better understand what David meant in the psalms when he talked about the hypocrites. It's staggering.

Posted by: JJTownsend1977 at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (PsdJu)

538 Al Franken touched me while I was unconscious. But it was consensual.

Posted by: Shep Smith and his creepy fish-eyes at November 16, 2017 04:09 PM (be0vm)

539 I imagine there's a lot of Hollyweird and media types who would indeed have sex with themselves if they could. Probably their highest sexual aspiration.

Anthony Wiener would, no question.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:07 PM (8O3HH)

I know I have been tempted to tell them to go fuck themselves on more than one occasion.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 04:09 PM (7UW64)

540 Al Franken Allegedly Grabbed Joy Behar's Breast at Comedy Central Roast for Rob Reiner -BB

Well, then, he's suffered enough.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

541 The one thing I do know is Al will NOT be gone my Monday, not even the first Monday of next year.
Democrats do not pay any price.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2017 04:09 PM (aC6Sd)

542 536
it's Minnesota, unfortunately, run by Dayton. Dayton will appoint a Somali Muslim to replace Franken.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (A6YSK)
This! Allah works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:10 PM (14URa)

543 Speaking of S&M, I watched Hellraiser for the first time yesterday.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 04:10 PM (g4lFK)

544
al franken isn't going anywhere.
Does the name "Robert Byrd" ring a bell?

Democrats will just ignore this. Fake News will drop this by tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 04:10 PM (2nPdk)

545 Done properly and in the right context, it's great.
The problem is people watch the tutorials and go hey that'll be
awesome for making a Target run. No.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)
-----------------------------

atc - I have thinning eyelashes and tried some fake ones out of a drug store kit. They were individual and darned if I could get them into position and glue them in. Would the strip work better? Would it pop up at the ends? I don't want to look stupid. er.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

546 Well, then, he's suffered enough.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

This.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (CPk08)

547
Rule number one for Democrats.
Always protect fellow Democrats in power at any cost.
Those who aren't in power are expendable to satisfy peasants.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (t6XCL)

548 http://bit.ly/2AMgum0

Secret FBI Informant Breaks Silence on Uranium One Scandal Says Proof of Wrongdoing Exists OT

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (kQMLI)

549 Fuck these hypocrites. Fuck em sideways, upside down and up the ass when they don't like it there. SO SICK OF the double standards.

Posted by: Pamazon at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (KgceO)

550 543. The entire series - and they made a ton of them - is worth checking out. There are a few misses in there, but a lot of very solid hits as well.

Plus, Pinhead has some of the best lines/monologues in horror.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (fA1SL)

551 I grope, because I care. I want to raise awareness of the plight of ungroped funbags everywhere.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (tbOMB)

552 e outside and you have to take a leak? Must be hell.

Wonder if the stream would freeze before it hit the ground.

Posted by: publius

Yes, the pee would freeze before hitting the ground. There's a famous scene in a Jack London story where he's up in the Yukon or somewhere like that, and he spits -- then hears what sounds like glass breaking when the already-frozen saliva hits the ground.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (42M22)

553 Let us not, in this moment of hysteria and growing tensions, forget the truest and greatest threat to Women Everywhere:

Mike Pence.

(pfffffwwwwAAHHhahahahahahah! could only just barely get that out with a straight face!)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (hcyUh)

554 30

The Al Franken Carnegie Deli sandwich:

Half pound of tongue on two huge buns forcibly jammed down your throat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (mbhDw)

What about the mayo?
It needs mayo. Can't anyone make a sandwich correctly?
Do I have to do everything around here?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (UsCnO)

555 As someone who spends a crapton of money on makeup so as to look like I'm not wearing any at all

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

When I went to art school I had to buy an air brush. So I was used to how f_cking great they are. Got suckered into watching some air brush makeup commercial one late night. Thought, "Wow, I know that would be great for the wife'.

Long story short, they're phenomenal. Less product is used, it doesn't really look like any makeup has been applied, coverage is consistently uniform, and you'll be hooked harder than a junky with a needle still lodged in vein, rubber tubing in teeth.

That's at simply 101 level. The stuff I can do with it is an entire different level.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (ajiE5)

556 So that George Takei was sexual assault yes or no?

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (g4lFK)

557 Wasn't it the style in 18th century France to have the boobs hanging out?

Basically. They'd wear a thin piece of cloth over them but not much. You get a sense of how it worked in the film "Much Ado about Nothing" Brannagh did (first film for the lovely Kate Beckinsale I believe). Technically they're covered up, but... not really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+)

558 Now i want a winged-dick wind chime. Classic.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (eO5CB)

559
Leaann Tweeden: I remember Gutfeld used to have her on Red Eye a few times.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (8O3HH)

560 My hair cut and color girl now does lash extensions. I don't know what that is. Sounds scary, but she has beautiful lashes.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (lwiT4)

561
Done properly and in the right context, it's great.

Yep, men love the "Elvira" look.

Also, use Sharpies to draw your eyebrows to fit your mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNmLSc1pb6E

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 16, 2017 04:13 PM (2nPdk)

562
Wonder if the stream would freeze before it hit the ground. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (8O3HH)
Urine leaves the body at 98.6 degrees so probably not

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 04:13 PM (lKyWE)

563
I am getting slightly too much joy from see these dems wiggle and squirm and contort to defend sexual harassment.

Saying he didn't touch her, as if that was true, but totally discounting how he did the photo to sexually intimidate, shame, demean and harass her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 04:13 PM (r+sAi)

564 If you are a female acquaintance of Al Franken, you have a 1 in 5 chance of being groped by him.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)

565 Would the strip work better? Would it pop up at the ends? I don't want to look stupid. er.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (lwiT4)
Sunglasses, grammie. All the time, even at night. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (14URa)

566 it's Minnesota, unfortunately, run by Dayton. Dayton will appoint a Somali Muslim to replace Franken.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (A6YSK)

Which I think would backfire for the special election. The Dems will have to stick with the Muslim and I get the impression Minnesota is getting fed up with Muslims.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (J70i0)

567 Got suckered into watching some air brush makeup commercial one late
night. Thought, "Wow, I know that would be great for the wife'.

Long story short, they're phenomenal. Less product is used, it
doesn't really look like any makeup has been applied, coverage is
consistently uniform, and you'll be hooked
========================

I've seen that! So it's really real in a good way?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

568 Kasie Hunt is a regular on Psycho Joe. You recall, the guy with his own dead Congressional intern.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (cAXIk)

569 But what is Masturbatin' Pete's take on this?

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (LiyEm)

570 It is the job of the MSM (and I know I work for them) to protect and defend the Party and it's officials.

So no one should be surprised by this. In fact, Franken will probably rise in politics. With the hot and heavy help of the Party's propaganda wing of course.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (jBHtp)

571 558 Now i want a winged-dick wind chime. Classic.
--------------------
How big is your window?

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (YV+SU)

572 Sunglasses, grammie. All the time, even at night. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (14URa)
=======================

Peaches - I'm up here in 'Sconsin. It's dark enough as it is!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

573 What about the mayo?
It needs mayo. Can't anyone make a sandwich correctly?
Do I have to do everything around here?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (UsCnO)

You keep mixing up the mayo and the paste, Joey.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (7n4KQ)

574 568 Kasie Hunt is a regular on Psycho Joe. You recall, the guy with his own dead Congressional intern.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (cAXIk)

Does he keep her in a box or something? Taxidermy?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

575 Dickarus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (hcyUh)

576 543 Speaking of S&M, I watched Hellraiser for the first time yesterday.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 04:10 PM (g4lFK)

Try "The Night Porter." Classier. And lots of Hugo Boss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)

577 558 Now i want a winged-dick wind chime. Classic.

The new logo on the HQ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 04:16 PM (Llmo+)

578 http://bit.ly/2AMgum0

Secret FBI Informant Breaks Silence on Uranium One Scandal Says Proof of Wrongdoing Exists OT

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (kQMLI)

MFM: Like we're going to get anywhere near that story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 04:16 PM (493sH)

579 You keep mixing up the mayo and the paste, Joey.
Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (7n4KQ)

And for the love of God keep spackle away from him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 04:16 PM (Llmo+)

580 Apparently the second woman accusing Franken had her press conference, no idea what she said or if there's any support for her accusation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)

581 Flog him reeeal good!

Posted by: Cabin Boy at November 16, 2017 04:17 PM (VezBU)

582 569
But what is Masturbatin' Pete's take on this?

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (LiyEm)

He's busy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 04:17 PM (tbOMB)

583 Peaches - I'm up here in 'Sconsin. It's dark enough as it is!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (lwiT4)
For at least the past 3 weeks, grammie, I think I am the only person in Indiana wearing sunglasses. They're prescription (and awesome) and I kinda need them for driving. Unfortunately, since I never drive at night and I've been in CA for decades, I don't even have clear glasses. People in the Walmart probably think I'm a movie star.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:17 PM (14URa)

584 Dickarus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:15 PM (hcyUh)

Great middle linebacker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 04:17 PM (493sH)

585 Titles for the Franken Grope pic
Come in Tokyo
Better serve them grapefruits
Honk Honk
Hey dim those headlights
squeak, squeak, squeak
Home breast exams here
num num num num
motorboats at 30k feet

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (0W8QL)

586 576. Videodrome

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (fA1SL)

587
Re freezing pee. Believe or not, Mythbusters actually tested this. A stream of test urine (something they came up with to mimick human urine) did not freeze at -70F.

Spit can, though, and if you pee'd just a little "spit" it might be possible, or if you pee'd off a cliff or something where it had a long fall.

Mythbusters would test anything....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (8O3HH)

588 Pravda gotta Pravda.

Posted by: TB at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (wNx6K)

589 grammie, they now have magnetic false eye lashes but no idea if they are worth a shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (zRZaJ)

590 584 Great middle linebacker
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 04:17 PM (493sH)

Buttikus?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

591 >>>Why would you waste your time kissing a fucking-llama??<<<

Llamas are sneaky like creepy Al Franken. When you least expect it they'll bite you, spit on you, and dare I say, - slip you the tongue?

Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (z+9vu)

592 Welp, I have to go to my psychiatrist appointment. See what condition my condition is in. Don't wait up.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (lwiT4)

593 Peaches, people at Walmart think you're stoned.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:19 PM (eO5CB)

594 As of this past Monday, I no longer listen to Laura Ingraham nor Sean Hannity.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 04:19 PM (zLDYs)

595 Plus a sawed-off shotgun. Boom! No more trick-or-treaters.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 04:19 PM (loZXu)

596 592 Welp, I have to go to my psychiatrist appointment. See what condition my condition is in. Don't wait up.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (lwiT4)

Who needs a shrink when you have us? Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

597 Democrats do blowjobs.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (BeKMO)

598 592 Welp, I have to go to my psychiatrist appointment. See what condition my condition is in. Don't wait up.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (lwiT4)

Be a dear and pick me up some Klonopin while you're there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

599 What? What? You don't like Mr. Penis Puppet?
I drew a mustache on him and everything.

Posted by: Al (State Licensed Comedian) Franken at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (W/SyC)

600 Got suckered into watching some air brush makeup commercial one late night. Thought, "Wow, I know that would be great for the wife'.

I think that is what professionals use for makeup on actors etc. They definitely do for heavy makeup jobs with prosthetics, etc.

I personally don't much like makeup unless its for people who are really scarred or messed up. Be who you are, ladies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)

601 594 As of this past Monday, I no longer listen to Laura Ingraham nor Sean Hannity.
Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 04:19 PM (zLDYs)

Has Coulter been rehabilitated?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

602 Can we talk about Hope Hicks ? She is fascinating

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (M+Lyo)

603 597 Democrats do are blowjobs.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (BeKMO)

FIFY.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (hcyUh)

604 Democrats send pics of their dicks to teens.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (BeKMO)

605 Does the winged-dick wind chime, moan, grunt or make tinkling sounds?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (eO5CB)

606 Secret FBI Informant Breaks Silence on Uranium One Scandal Says Proof of Wrongdoing Exists OT

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (kQMLI)

---

Whelp, the investigation is compromised. Close it down, guys. No sense in wasting everyone's time now.

Posted by: J. Sessions at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (fsZof)

607 593
Peaches, people at Walmart think you're stoned.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:19 PM (eO5CB)
Years and years ago a friend said I looked stoned. (I wasn't) My ex said, ah, she always looks stoned. I have very sensitive eyes. But I normally don't go out and about stoned.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (14URa)

608 >> Can we talk about Hope Hicks ?

Has she worn something else stunning? I'll check the Daily Mail..........

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:22 PM (8O3HH)

609 "Why can't Roy Moore be a man?" says the mincing ponce.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 16, 2017 04:22 PM (YZ7Go)

610 Hey Dowd, there is no reason to apologize if Moore did nothing wrong so FOAD.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 16, 2017 04:22 PM (3BFzK)

611 567 Got suckered into watching some air brush makeup commercial one late
night. Thought, "Wow, I know that would be great for the wife'.

Long story short, they're phenomenal. Less product is used, it
doesn't really look like any makeup has been applied, coverage is
consistently uniform, and you'll be hooked
========================

I've seen that! So it's really real in a good way?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

I use bondo as a base coat and then automotive paint. Hides those pesky deformities.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 16, 2017 04:22 PM (VezBU)

612 I watched a CSI last night; they had a case where they thought someone was shot in a lake through a car window and killed.

To which I said "no freakin way" because of previous knowledge from Mythbusters very effectively demonstrating that water is an absolute protection from normal bullets at even just a few feet.

So they "tested" it in one of their lab experiments and ooh look they were right! Somehow this .38 pistol was able to penetrate 3 feet of water and a sheet of safety glass, and kill someone. Come on, guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:23 PM (39g3+)

613 Can we talk about Hope Solo?

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

614
Does the winged-dick wind chime, moan, grunt or make tinkling sounds?
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (eO5CB)

More of a dong sound

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

615 Just sayin' Peaches, that's what they think the sunglasses are for.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:23 PM (eO5CB)

616 605 Does the winged-dick wind chime, moan, grunt or make tinkling sounds?
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (eO5CB)

Hey babe, ya wanna boogie?
Boogie woogie woogie with meeeeee.

--John Hartford

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 04:23 PM (CMbMd)

617 364 I've decided to live as a gay turtle.
Posted by: Bitch McCocksickle at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (398bZ)

I was raised on a farm in Yantis TX. When I was 19, I was overseas by myself and I went to the south of France. Needless to say, this gomer was mouth gaped. I kept staring at the bare boobies and no one seemed to care that I was

Posted by: sofa saver at November 16, 2017 04:24 PM (4u7kU)

618 Does the winged-dick wind chime, moan, grunt or make tinkling sounds?

I'm imagining a sound like a boot in mud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

619 So it dongs when the wind blows? Like a "clock."

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:24 PM (eO5CB)

620 Bioch please.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 16, 2017 04:24 PM (nQHw/)

621
I've seen that! So it's really real in a good way?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

Yes. OMG yes. It's a water based compound so it comes off easily, and sprays easily. Yeah, it clogs once in a while. No big deal. Price per month - since I order the stuff I know, is about $5.00 a month for 30 daily applications. *Shrugs* I don't know makeup prices but it seems reasonable.

It's -- this is a guy thing -- it's the difference between spray painting a car and using a paint brush. One is noticeable the other -- not at all.

Initial cost about one dead President.

I even hosed my own face down one time and people all said I looked great. They had *no clue*. It's that perfect.

When you go to the 'next' level there's all sorts of anti-aging fluids which can be added to the makeup.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 04:24 PM (ajiE5)

622 it's Minnesota, unfortunately, run by Dayton. Dayton will appoint a Somali Muslim to replace Franken.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (A6YSK)
This! Allah works in mysterious ways.

The muslim cop who shot the Australian woman may need work soon. Knowing them, I wouldn't rule it out.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 04:25 PM (326rv)

623 It's sounds like a little ding-a-ling.

Posted by: Chuck Berry at November 16, 2017 04:25 PM (hcyUh)

624 Does the winged-dick wind chime, moan, grunt or make tinkling sounds?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 04:21 PM (eO5CB)
...............

Only if you hang it near potted plants.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 04:25 PM (HgMAr)

625 >> Can we talk about Hope Solo?

Wait 'til the ONT. There are still some decent people here at this early hour.

Gentlemen deviated preverts wait until after primetime, at least.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:26 PM (8O3HH)

626 617 364 I've decided to live as a gay turtle.

Posted by: Bitch McCocksickle at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (398bZ)

In like turtles!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 16, 2017 04:26 PM (VezBU)

627 Imagine being Leeanne Tweeden. She's literally wearing body armor. She has a helmet on, a breastplate like a freaking knight. She finally feels safe around this turd. Then he shows her the picture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

628 So all the lice, fresh from having jumped off Bill Clinton's dying carcass, are jumping onto Al "Groper" Frankin?

Or are these different lice?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 16, 2017 04:26 PM (9chmE)

629 Which I think would backfire for the special election. The Dems will have to stick with the Muslim and I get the impression Minnesota is getting fed up with Muslims.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 04:14 PM (J70i0)

Here's the problem with Minnesota: Most of them are scandis or German. As a result, they have a fairly decent work ethic still. Having a decent work ethic leads to success. Combine that with Lutheran guilt complex and you have fairly successful people who feel ashamed of it.

Posted by: DanInMN at November 16, 2017 04:27 PM (GC5UG)

630 576. Videodrome

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 04:18 PM (fA1SL)

========

Cronenberg is one sick puppy, but a brilliant filmmaker. Haven't seen it in a while, but I bet it would still stand up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 04:27 PM (/qEW2)

631 Liz Warren counted coup with my taint hairs

Posted by: x at November 16, 2017 04:28 PM (nFwvY)

632 The muslim cop who shot the Australian woman may need work soon. Knowing them, I wouldn't rule it out.
Posted by: Blue Hen

Talk about going down a news hole.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 04:28 PM (3/f2v)

633 I've seen those airbrush makeup things on the shopping channels. They are, indeed, quite intriguing. However, I am here to tell you that when you reach the age where nobody else really gives a shit what you look like, it's fair to ask yourself, well, then, why should I? Of course, I do. But there's only so much you can accomplish with subterfuge.

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:28 PM (14URa)

634 20 Give 'em enough grope and they'll hang themselves.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (42M22)

Zombie will be here all evening; don't forget to tip your waitress

Posted by: the Butcher at November 16, 2017 04:28 PM (DIosY)

635 622 it's Minnesota, unfortunately, run by Dayton. Dayton will appoint a Somali Muslim to replace Franken.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2017 04:08 PM (A6YSK)
This! Allah works in mysterious ways.

The muslim cop who shot the Australian woman may need work soon. Knowing them, I wouldn't rule it out.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 04:25 PM (326rv)

Look at me.

LOOK AT ME.

I'M THE SENATOR NOW.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 04:29 PM (CMbMd)

636 OT, but Daily Mail is where morons should go for boob pics.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 04:29 PM (a0IVu)

637 507 It wasn't groping groping it was mock groping.

Substitute a fraternity guy for Franken in the exact same photo. Think Hunt would vindicate him with the "mock groping" excuse?
Posted by: therealobladioblada at November 16, 2017 04:04 PM (WVxCU)

You mean like that picture of John Favreau groping that cardboard Hillary's tits? Yeah, he would.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 16, 2017 04:29 PM (wrzX1)

638 He should be behind bars.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2017 04:29 PM (lZco9)

639 479
Rome was a society where winged dicks were hung

as wind chimes for luck

It was a necklace kind of thing people wore too. It was an old
Etruscan thing but people still stuck with it, like a horseshoe for
modern people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)

Four years of Latin and Sister Mary Bernard never mentioned that once.

Posted by: Miklosius Superbus at November 16, 2017 04:30 PM (zCyNd)

640 NJ has determined that high school athletes may compete based on "gender identity" alone. No documentation or certification is required, just the athlete's statement of his or her "gender identity."

I predict there will be no controversy about this whatsoever.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 16, 2017 04:30 PM (398bZ)

641 Here's the problem with Minnesota: Most of them are
scandis or German. As a result, they have a fairly decent work ethic
still. Having a decent work ethic leads to success. Combine that with
Lutheran guilt complex and you have fairly successful people who feel
ashamed of it.

Posted by: DanInMN at November 16, 2017 04:27 PM (GC5UG)
Shorter version (learned in MN years ago): You can always tell a Norwegian, you just can't tell him much!

Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:30 PM (14URa)

642 it's Minnesota, unfortunately, run by Dayton. Dayton will appoint a Somali Muslim to replace Franken.

Right, Franken being dumped doesn't actually help the Senate's numbers. Forcing Menendez out would.. and should be done. But they are trying desperately to run out the cock so Christie is out of office by then and the Republican leadership is doing nothing to change that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)

643 633 I've seen those airbrush makeup things on the shopping channels. They are, indeed, quite intriguing. However, I am here to tell you that when you reach the age where nobody else really gives a shit what you look like, it's fair to ask yourself, well, then, why should I? Of course, I do. But there's only so much you can accomplish with subterfuge.
Posted by: Peaches at November 16, 2017 04:28 PM (14URa)

Because one gives so little of a shit that they get bored enough to paint themselves gold from head to toe like a living Oscar statue?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 04:30 PM (CMbMd)

644 The muslim cop who shot the Australian woman may need work soon. Knowing them, I wouldn't rule it out.

He'll be described as an experienced law enforcement professional and an American success story.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 04:31 PM (O5Q3r)

645
I personally don't much like makeup unless its for people who are really scarred or messed up. Be who you are, ladies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)

My wife ran into a woman with a facial deformity - wine something or other. Terribly sad thing. Sold her on the airbrush makeup stuff in five minutes. A life changer for the woman.

But sometimes people want to look the best they can. I noticed that both Bill and Hill Clinton had been airbrushed for the Dem convention. Yeah, they looked a whole lot better.

I don't think looking better is bad.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 04:32 PM (ajiE5)

646 Run out the cock
whoa!

Posted by: Glenn John at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (LilNs)

647 The press really are shameless whores

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (8FjQb)

648 JJ, I still listen to Limbaugh, Levin, and when possible during the hours formerly wasted on Ingraham and Hannity, I listen to local Dallas WBAP talkers. Gotta say no to Coulter.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (zLDYs)

649 But what is Masturbatin' Pete's take on this?
To be fair, Pete admitted that he wrote that very shortly after the (false) accusations and before the real facts began coming out.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (mJ8mX)

650 >> OT, but Daily Mail is where morons should go for
>> boob pics.

Their "Femail" sidebar is legendary. TandA heaven. Hard hitting news.

Seriously, they are the best source of news there is. Which is a commentary on the state of the US MSM.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (8O3HH)

651 NJ has determined that high school athletes may compete based on "gender identity" alone. No documentation or certification is required, just the athlete's statement of his or her "gender identity."

I predict there will be no controversy about this whatsoever.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud

I will sit and laugh when guys start taking all the trophies and records.

You welcomed it. Now own it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (3/f2v)

652 nood

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

653 441 They used "Pitocin" to induce all four of my labors. It's like a kicked up oxytocin. Gives you contractions that feel like you body is crushing your own spine. Way harder than natural hormone contractions.
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 03:54 PM (eO5CB)

I don't think I ever had anything worse than "pit pains" - and I had my eyeball burned with a laser for 13 minutes after the "topical anesthetic", so I know pain.

Posted by: Ann at November 16, 2017 04:33 PM (jtHQy)

654 I'm back from errands. What have I missed?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 04:34 PM (tRaq7)

655 atc - I have thinning eyelashes and tried some fake ones out of a drug store kit. They were individual and darned if I could get them into position and glue them in. Would the strip work better? Would it pop up at the ends? I don't want to look stupid. er.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

I cannot apply false eyelashes, even the individual ones. Just can't do it so I don't even try.

That's at simply 101 level. The stuff I can do with it is an entire different level.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 04:12 PM (ajiE5)

I am diligently avoiding buying the air brush foundation tools because I know damn well I will be a junkie.

Story time! Prior to attending a MoMee, Bander was watching me get ready which included doing my makeup. I had been a wee bit braggy that I know how to do my face. Since this was for a function, I was doing All The Makeup, up to and including all out face (and some cleavage) contouring. For those that don't know, this is what you look like before you blend, blend, blend everything together:

http://bit.ly/2zOkZ0h

(That is not me, obviously)

So he's watching this and very politely not saying anything about how I look like a circus clown. I finally say okay I'm ready to go now and we leave and get in the elevator and he looks at me and blurts out "All your makeup's disappeared!"

I smirked back and said "Told you I know what I'm doing."

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 04:34 PM (mf5HN)

656 I've read the proof for Al Franken's new book. The working title is "The Gropes of Wrath".

It's spellbinding!

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 04:35 PM (Pqytn)

657
552 e outside and you have to take a leak? Must be hell.

Wonder if the stream would freeze before it hit the ground.

Posted by: publius

Yes, the pee would freeze before hitting the ground. There's a famous scene in a Jack London story where he's up in the Yukon or somewhere like that, and he spits -- then hears what sounds like glass breaking when the already-frozen saliva hits the ground.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 04:11 PM (42M22)

I've actually done the "peeing outside at Ft Greely at -50 degrees or worse" (fistbump to tcn in AK). Doesn't freeze before hitting the ground, and as long as you block all the wind around you and don't dilly-dally around, you won't freeze your dangly bits (the warmth radiating from your body will temporarily protect the important parts). And no, I didn't pick up the nickname "stumpy".

On the other hand, it's freaky to breathe out and see your breath become snow crystals falling to earth.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2017 04:35 PM (veoSD)

658 I'm not really concerned about "hysteria". I'm more concerned it's become a situation like with gun rights. The left have started to say that we already have laws for background checks and those aren't working, so we have to start confiscating guns. What if they start saying that we already have laws against sexual harassment and rape and those aren't working, so we're going to have to start confiscating genetalia? I can lie and say I lost it in a boating accident, but what about the average guy?

Posted by: King Missile at November 16, 2017 04:35 PM (/qEW2)

659 National political media celebrities who spend time reading through their Twitter mentions and blocking their critics are the worst.

Real men know how to ignore trolls.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 16, 2017 04:38 PM (I/iGu)

660 Now is the time to get every Dem on record:

"Have you recently or in the far past groped somebody against their will?"

I want a witch hunt and with lots of witches to burn.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2017 04:41 PM (MxEKc)

661
When you buy the initial air brush kit you receive something like 10 different bottles of different shades. Sometimes one is exactly perfect. Sometimes it takes 3 drops of this one and 3 drops of that one. Sometimes in the summer you want to darken a little bit like a tan look.

But, I pretty much wanted the wife to be hitting her skin daily with an anti-aging fluid on face and neck. Results two years in? People think she's twenty years younger.

For me it's trophy wife without the divorce. For about the price of a dead president. I'm kinda cheap bastid that way.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 04:43 PM (ajiE5)

662 I do not want this game. This game is a stupid game. This game is a very dangerous game. But since I'm being forced to play it, then I will damn well win.
=======
The new five stages.

Denial.

Bargaining.

Furious bargaining.

Threats and pompodore wearing reprisals.

Fcuk you war!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 16, 2017 04:43 PM (ZuGkg)

663 six hundred and sixty third!

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

664 It was just a joke until people made a big deal out of it, then someone actually got hurt.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at November 16, 2017 04:50 PM (SKdFH)

665 So he's watching this and very politely not saying anything about how I look like a circus clown. I finally say okay I'm ready to go now and we leave and get in the elevator and he looks at me and blurts out "All your makeup's disappeared!"
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 04:34 PM

Were you wearing your "Hey, my eyes are down here!" T-shirt?

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 16, 2017 04:55 PM (ctuyM)

666 Mine!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 16, 2017 04:58 PM (ctuyM)

667 Wonder if the stream would freeze before it hit the ground. Posted by:
publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 16, 2017 04:00 PM
(8O3HH)

Jack London wrote about spit and it freezing before or just after hitting the ground according to the temp.

Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 05:07 PM (zOpu5)

668 the demon crats real leader is Satan...!

Posted by: me at November 16, 2017 05:18 PM (oZM/7)

669 I like to joke around with the little ones.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 05:52 PM (KO+0G)

670 "While I don't remember the rehearsal . . . as Leann does . . ." Parse that shit. This sucker of cock does not actually say that he does not remember every single thing she alleges. He just does no remember it "as Leann does." I.e., tautology time, all of us remember the same events in slightly different ways. Like I remember how I got off sticking my tongue down this broad's throat and she remembers my the fishy feel of my lips as I stuck my tongue down her throat. See? It all depends on what the meaning of "as Leann does."
Prick. And worse, totally unfunny prick.

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 16, 2017 05:56 PM (tkZ2O)

671 Sean, I don't remember my dating and groping those teenagers the way they remember it.

- Judge Roy Moore

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 16, 2017 05:58 PM (tkZ2O)

672 Moore is NOT charged with groping a 14 year old. She said she was 14 when she met him and 16 when the alleged groping occurred.

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 06:07 PM (LiAUS)

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