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Melanie Morgan: I Was Also Stalked and Harassed by Al Franken; I'll Give Details Soon
Yes, it’s true. I was stalked and harassed by Al Franken. I will have details @MediaEqualizer shortly.
— Melanie Morgan (@MelMorgan1350) November 16, 2017
JUST IN: The House has the votes to pass the GOP tax bill. Watch live https://t.co/tG6U3FLhbq
— Bloomberg (@business) November 16, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ALB at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (jKBec)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (PbH71)
Nasty little douche troll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (PY9jH)
Al Franken: I was stalking and harassing her as a joke! What part of joke don't you people understand?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (493sH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (KUaJL)
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
how do you like it, how do you like it...
Ok, who's the next Repub/conservative we can throw shitte at?
/MSM
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: RI Red - Don't tread on or anywhere near me at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (zJZih)
Sadly, that word has been worn thin from over use. But here's hoping it's legit in this case.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: hepcat at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (E6Dv5)
Things you'll never hear from the MFM: Senator Schemer why won't you publicly denounce Sen. Franken?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (5y11N)
"stole"?
Hey, that was a legitimate Oldsmobile trunk full of ballots, I tell ya...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (MINbv)
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
Which means it is John Conyers. Charlie Rangel retired.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (ujg0T)
Maxine Waters?
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (E6Dv5)
However, again: same people calling for Moore, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)
He's the man with the creepy touch
A spiders touch.
Such a Frankenfinger
Beckons you to enter his lair of ick
So his hands can stick!
Muldoon could do better.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: NCKate at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (Jj68o)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (IcT7t)
And my cable keeps dropping in and out about every 5 minutes. I may have to just give it up for the day.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (398bZ)
ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER: This is getting out of hand. Cooler heads need to prevail.
DEVIL ON MY SHOULDER: You guys been getting dickpunched for forty years. Time to Alinksy their ass.
ME: fuckit. "STRING AL FRENCHY FRANKEN UP BY HIS LYIN CHEATIN BALLS."
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Get it, Handey.
Jack Handey was Jack Handey. Franken's character was Stuart Smalley. Different character.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (E6Dv5)
One group just parrots words written by another... words they believe the audience wants to hear...
And then, there are the Actors...
Posted by: Don Quixote.... in La Mancha at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NCKate at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (Jj68o)
Lot of ambulances to chase ya know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (5y11N)
Mine is 17. I found this out while reading an article about some dude who boffed a seventeen year old girl. That wasn't the problem. The problem is that he filmed it. The legal age for that is 18. Five years he got I think.
But I was surprised because I just assumed the legal age of consent everywhere was 18.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (4ErVI)
This all came out in the Minnesota Senate campaign, but as usual the Dems circled the wagons and voted for him anyway.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (42M22)
"My God, it's full of pervs."
Closes door quietly and sets traps.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (jAZR9)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: hepcat at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (cHbmY)
But then again, had an honest judge not allowed a guy with a car full of sketchy ballots to submit them after the election, he also would have never been a Senator
Posted by: Maritime at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (G/kZc)
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (2z74n)
Yeah, didn't think so.
Posted by: DocJ at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (NYS7S)
These claims mean less and less as more women come out the woodwork to claim abuse decades after the alleged incidents.
It's all just beyond ridiculous now. Total clown circus.
Posted by: Agemt Cooper at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (oyCqX)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (5y11N)
http://tinyurl.com/yarxzg9n
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: NCKate at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (Jj68o)
She's finding Leeann Tweeden's yearbook where Leeann says that Al never did that to her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (493sH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (0ogQG)
.......*beep*
Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (Tu8Iv)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM
Vill zere alzo be dancing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: GHW Bush at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (r9UYA)
Al. Dude.
Clown nose doesnt go on your dick.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)
Clown condom on, clown condom off.
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (5y11N)
.......*beep*
Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (Tu8Iv)
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Heh. I mentally picture Capt Pike when you post this.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)
On it. We'll get the trunkloads of Dem votes ready.
Posted by: The Minnesota Democratic Committee at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (s/EUv)
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
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Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson-Lee are all members of the CBC.
It'd be funny if it's one of them.
And you thought the taste of Al Franken's tongue in your mouth would be disgusting. Yeesh.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (/tuJf)
Which is DOA in the Senate.
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (vg8iE)
Lion of the Senate material, right there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Al Gropen at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM
Vill zere alzo be dancing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (p+Wdc)
Because, what's a revolution without dancing?
Posted by: V at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (O2RFr)
TWO accusers? Well then, he's obviously guilty now.
Hold the Senate ouster vote tomorrow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (0ogQG)
Yup. Insanity. Will all those congressmen who pledged to vote Moore out of the senate vote Franken out now?Cuz apparently you don't need evidence or an investigation or a trial or any of that to convict anybody. All you have to do is point and shout "RAPIST!"It's literally like the Salem witch trials.I believe none of these women. Zero. None.
Posted by: Agemt Cooper at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (oyCqX)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)
HOUSE PASSES TAX REFORM BILL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)
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Stop falsely claiming OT. /
Posted by: RioBravo at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Thad Cochran at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: The Minnesota Democratic Committee"
What do you mean they don't make Oldsmobiles anymore?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw
___________
Does anyone honestly believe Trump is going to get a tax reform bill on his desk?
I'm honestly shocked the markets think its going to happen.
Hope I'm wrong but there's easily enough bitter Republican Senators to blow it up so Trump looks bad.
Posted by: Maritime at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (G/kZc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (Zo3HG)
*grits teeth*
Congratulations, House GOP, you managed to do something not awful.
Yay. You.
ARRRRGGGHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN THE PAIN
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (mf5HN)
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According to Hillary BJs have been litigated and aren't sex - ergo presto - no sexual harassment. Sly and his bodyguard thank the Clintons.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)
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How many R nays??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
As long as there is substance or at least plausibility to the claims, I'm fine with them, I want more to come out. I want the hideous mask ripped off of these people in power and all the gorey maggoty bits underneath exposed.
I don't care who pays the price, if they're guilty. All the disgusting pedos, all the sleazy sexual harassers, all the gropers and jackers and scumbags, I want them all to be exposed for who they are.
I'll tell you one thing: none of them will be named Pence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (QLvwG)
Not because I disagree with his politics, but because he was. not. funny.
Painfully unfunny. The opposite of funny. The antipode of funny. Franken was where funny went to die.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (s/EUv)
Think SNL would hire him back?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (D9udC)
But, show me the evidence, as Senator Vote Fraud's accuser has.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (PY9jH)
Or, 'That's why you never see Lesley until February.' Or, 'When she
passes out, I put her in various positions and take pictures of her.'
Geez.
*Makes mental note to never, ever fall asleep when Al Franken is in the vicinity*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)
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How many R nays??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
No idea. Just heard it on the radio.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (Ptf4g)
Get it, Handey.
Actually, Jack Handey is a different writer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (YV+SU)
In a month there won't be a single person left in Congress! The chamber will be empty and nothing will be getting done!
Oh, wait...
GET 'EM ALL OUTTA THERE!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (4ErVI)
Somehow I am skeptical Stallone had to force any girl to do anything for him. But we'll see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner between the bars of his jail cell at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (Tu8Iv)
He's from Minn.Don't expect anyone better
Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Franken somehow managed to be ununny in Trading Places. Every other character was hilarious. Even Clarence Beeks!!
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (493sH)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: tu3031
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THIS. And, give me back my tax money, it should be paid from their personal bank accounts.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (mbhDw)
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Well???
Cant you rewind??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (PY9jH)
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If no one else accuses ----> You're lying, no one else has had any problems
If others accuse ----> You're lying, this many people can't all have had this problem
If there's another accusation with photo evidence ----> witchhunt
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (yBcuS)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (/tuJf)
Not because I disagree with his politics, but because he was. not. funny.
Painfully unfunny. The opposite of funny. The antipode of funny. Franken was where funny went to die.
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Franken marked the end of humor on SNL.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (YV+SU)
We're all newts?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (MINbv)
Yep moral panics.
Remember the satanic day care stuff back in the 1980s? Same thing.
Funny thing is these things are usually started by women.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (4ErVI)
Amy "My dad was famous Minneapolis Tribune columnist" and Al Franken's seats could be up for a vote, along with the MN Governor seat.
Last time was 1978, when the Democrats lost all three.
Posted by: rd at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (4dz1m)
Mine is 17. I found this out while reading an article about some dude who boffed a seventeen year old girl. That wasn't the problem. The problem is that he filmed it. The legal age for that is 18. Five years he got I think.
There are many reasons for abstaining from filming the act of physical love.
Among mine are:
1. Pleading adds ten pounds on camera.
2. Asking the lady to slow down and allowing me to catch up is disheartening.
3. Subways already have cameras.
Posted by: The Horde at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (326rv)
Posted by: RI Red - Don't tread on or anywhere near me at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (zJZih)
Or, 'That's why you never see Lesley until February.' Or, 'When she
passes out, I put her in various positions and take pictures of her.'
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Wow. Based on that "joke" I wonder if LeeAnn Tweeden was asleep or if Franken drugged her drink.
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (mbhDw)
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Well???
Cant you rewind??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
Actually, if you were streaming, I bet you could rewind.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Al Gropen at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (2X7pN)
You already have three no votes so expect a lot of arm twisting to no avail.
The thing I want to see is a replay of McCain giving the dumbs down Roman Collaseium style as a slack jawed and stupified McConnel looks on helplessly like the incompentent fuck stick he is.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (71/k8)
Posted by: The Krakenboner at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)
======================
Christianist prude wants to make America a theocracy.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (lwiT4)
Doesn't matter what they are. Are they believable?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (3/f2v)
Once X woman all report the same person then they get each other's contact info so they can come forward as a group.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (KP5rU)
who was harassed by a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
Which means it is John Conyers. Charlie Rangel retired.
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Whose the guy who claims the tea party spit on him? Who has unimpeachable moral authority because Selma or some shit?
Because that's where I'd put my bet on 'CBC, intimidating, protected, let me flee quietly'
Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (aHLmf)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner between the bars of his jail cell at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (Tu8Iv)
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Pig.
Posted by: Multiple Miggs at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (YV+SU)
He did have the one good bit during the first Iraq war as a correspondent for the news segment lost in the desert with the satellite dish on his helmet.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (XQvuQ)
Because that's where I'd put my bet on 'CBC, intimidating, protected, let me flee quietly'
Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (XQvuQ)
John Lewis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: tentotwo at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (yhf6w)
Everyone not on the list goes to jail.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (42M22)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (/tuJf)
Before any of you get giddy about state and local taxes, think again:
--Don't we WANT more governmental programs handled at the state and local level. I would be happy to watch all state taxes spike up, if, in return, certain Federal departments like Health and Human Services and Education were *Abolished*.
--Lots of republicans in "red" states pay higher state, local and property taxes too.
--A "tax cut" that causes the tax bills of millions of individuals to jump up, people who played by the rules as they best understood them, for decades, is political suicide.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (OD2ni)
Holy Mackerel! That's like all hands on deck general quarters repel Martian attack fleet if he did that!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (fA1SL)
Have Schumer, Pelosi, Kerry, Gore, Bill, Hillary, etc. weighed in yet?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (L6Zpd)
Ace, Laura Ingraham had a pretty, young woman on her show last night who
was harassed by a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
Please be John Lewis, please be John Lewis, please be John Lewis.
Posted by: Armando with his fingers crossed at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (FwRqg)
who was harassed by a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
Which means it is John Conyers. Charlie Rangel retired.
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Whose the guy who claims the tea party spit on him? Who has unimpeachable moral authority because Selma or some shit?
Because that's where I'd put my bet on 'CBC, intimidating, protected, let me flee quietly'
Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (XQvuQ)
Elijah Cummings or John Lewis.
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (QC/4S)
We need pictures of McCain And Mitch treating Al more warmly than the tax bill.
Keep running that in 2018 and 2020.
Posted by: The Horde at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (326rv)
He and Davis were writers from the jump in '75, I believe. (Looking things up is cheating).
You can not undo the glory that was the original cast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (gIRsn)
There was only one skit of his that I kind of liked, when he was doing a reporter out on remote with some bizarre tech backpack that connected him to the satellite and it had a kind of Harold Lloyd/Buster Keaton goofball feel to it. Other than that he just seemed punchable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (39g3+)
All of human existence must be re-evaluated by the societal rules that are are decreed to be in place right now. Some, even many, of the non-Hollywood stories coming out now would have been nothing-burgers when they happened but when you're watching the witches burn you want to make sure you get one on the pyre too.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (PY9jH)
He and Dean Martin were funny together
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (493sH)
And now I've put myself off for lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)
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The vagina: menace or threat? Or maybe just a wonderful thing that proves that God loves us and wants us to be happy?
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM
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If he wanted us to be happy, he wouldn't have attached it to a woman. He would have put in on, I don't know, a ficus or something.
Posted by: Harv W. at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (pMGkg)
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Not a detailed analysis, but the Senate bill repeals the individual mandate. The House bill does not.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (vg8iE)
Anyone who misjudges social situations badly enough to claim groping a woman while she is asleep, already knowing that she dislikes him and would refuse contact, cannot be trusted in society. Period.
How could anyone so socially maladjusted and downright pervy be so far up in the power structure? OH, yeah, it's D.C., so pervy is groovy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 02:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (QC/4S)
My bet is Cummings, he is a creepy fucker
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:06 PM (M+Lyo)
Sadly, that word has been worn thin from over use. But here's hoping it's legit in this case.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)
Ficuses are stalked. Coincidence or no?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 02:06 PM (oPNmq)
This whole - "let's stay on our high horse" "this isn't seemly . . where
will it all end" bullsh*t is just that . . . bullsh*t. This will not
end until we start destroying the vaunted "examples" of "feminist"leftists who, while accusing conservatives falsely, are, themselves
engaged in the worst chauvinistic, misogynistic, perverted, violent,
degrading, predatory and pedophilic behaviors which, if there was any
justice, would have landed them all in Federal or State PYITA prison
where they would be quickly, well, PITA.
They must all be attacked,
twice as hard and destroyed with the same Alinsky tactics they try to
use against us. Aided of course, by the fact that, with leftists, there are actual crimes committed, not made up, based-on-BS cr*p like the Moore
"yearbook" which is an obvious forgery.
As a matter of fact, I wonder if this
whole, sudden, carpet bombing campaign of the radical left/Hollywood
with sexual assault evidence and proven allegations is not an
orchestrated, Bannon operation designed to do just that - make the left
understand that this is a war of attrition that they cannot possibly win
as their side is actually assaulting, committing crimes and engaging in
pedophilia - it is not made up like they do with us. Right now - only
one side was allowed to be attacked and have their names dragged through
the mud by a compliant MSM (with the GOPe happily condemning their own
and throwing them under buses without a shred of actual believable
evidence). Now the MSM and all the leftists bastions are under direct
attack and are stuck covering it, too, lest they be labelled as well.
I
say let these feminist "red guards" continue their work until the left
learns its lesson and learns it good and hard.
F*ck you, war.
At the very
least it leads to the situation, like with Trump,or in Alabama where
most people
see the allegations in the WP, see Allread, understand its more of the
same made up BS, yawn and vote for the candidate anyway.
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (Fb9aZ)
The House version isn't the one that will fall 1 short vote of passage.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (Ptf4g)
Republican votes. And this bill includes no exemption (fixed) for state and local taxes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (/tuJf)
Great. Tax increase for me.
But I get to drive by my highly rated, beautiful schools with luxurious sporting fields once in a while. I guess that worth losing a couple grand a year.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: SENATE GOPE at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (VBH5T)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Holy Mackerel!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
He canceled it on porpoise.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: son of sonobi at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (FpdVP)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (ZFEAw)
It's literally like the Salem witch trials"
My God it's spreading like the plague!
It's a prairie fire!
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (lKyWE)
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His most famous movie scene was where he and Tom Davis play retarded janitors joking about Clarence Beeks getting raped by a gorilla in Trading Places.
Posted by: rd at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (KUaJL)
That and the House corporate tax rate starts in 2018. The Senate in 2019.
House has 3 or 4 rates for individuals. Senate has 7.
There are a bunch of differences but that is what the budget committee is for.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (G2lCa)
Posted by: Keith Richards at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (loZXu)
In John McCain dead yet?
Yeah, I'm that kind of mood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (PY9jH)
John's been gone for a long time now. But I'm still here.
Posted by: The Tumor at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (QC/4S)
My bet is Cummings, he is a creepy fucker
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:06 PM (M+Lyo)
Hank Johnson or Al Green?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (mbhDw)
You already have three no votes so expect a lot of arm twisting to no avail.
The thing I want to see is a replay of McCain giving the dumbs down Roman Collaseium style as a slack jawed and stupified McConnel looks on helplessly like the incompentent fuck stick he is.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (71/k
Serious question, is there any leverage that McConnell has on McCain at this point? Any at all?
Gah, not only did I have to say the House GOP did something not awful, now I have to say something may not be McConnell's fault.
*looks about*
I need a shoulder upon which to weep.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (PY9jH)
The truth is, Saturday Night Live never had a golden age. It has had worse periods, but it has always been a few great bits surrounded by a lot of crap even at its best. Like Jack in the Box food, its supposed to be experienced while stoned, when things seem funnier.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: John Lewis at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: son of sonobi at November 16, 2017 02:07 PM (FpdVP)
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I thought I read yesterday that they had removed that from the bill, being the brave heroes of conservatism that they are.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (lwiT4)
It aint happening. Ever.
Now quick send us a donation so that in 2027 we can repeal Obamacare. Promise.
Posted by: SENATE GOPE at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (VBH5T)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (mf5HN)
Come weep with me and have a cup of mint tea. *pats shoulder*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (PY9jH)
Shall we start bets on when Romney won't say a single thing about this?
Posted by: The Horde at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (326rv)
Not necessarily. The individual and married deduction go up. Child credits go up. And tax rates go down.
I'm in the same boat and as far as I can tell I will get a lower tax bill even with the changes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (YV+SU)
WHY IS NOBODY PLAYING GRAB ASS WITH ME?!?1/1/1?!???1?/1//?!???11!!?
H8TERS!!!!!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (ZFEAw)
Be right over. Just washing the stench off my hands from yesterday's grab.
Posted by: Huma at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (r+sAi)
Oh, you can thay that again, man.
Posted by: John Lewis at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (398bZ)
James "father of rump roast" Clyburn. Now he be creepee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (mbhDw)
I need a shoulder upon which to weep.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (mf5HN)
*sidles up*
*shoulder outstretched*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
He assigned an intern to investigate.
Posted by: The Horde at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (326rv)
It's literally like the Salem witch trials"
My God it's spreading like the plague!
It's a prairie fire!
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (lKyWE)
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It's Sonobi
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (OHvP9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (mbhDw)
Shit, I forgot about Green, he is one ugly dude
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (39g3+)
The truth is, Saturday Night Live never had a golden age. It has had worse periods, but it has always been a few great bits surrounded by a lot of crap even at its best. Like Jack in the Box food, its supposed to be experienced while stoned, when things seem funnier.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
First couple of years with the original Not Ready For Prime Time Players.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell likes Dick ! at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (kQMLI)
Ha, Kathy Griffen calling for him to resign. Her of the bloody trump head.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (r+sAi)
They have no option. If they want to continue to try and bring down Trump (via Moore) they have to get rid of him to maintain the illusion of holding the moral high ground.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (mbhDw)
age. It has had worse periods, but it has always been a few great bits
surrounded by a lot of crap even at its best. Like Jack in the Box
food, its supposed to be experienced while stoned, when things seem
funnier.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (39g3+)
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The early years were good, when Gilda was still alive, and George Harrison did duets with Paul Simon, wearing a sweater vest.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (lwiT4)
Moot anyway since none of this shit will ever become law. McCancer and his Rino bffs will make sure of that.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (VBH5T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:09 PM (mbhDw)
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When I get a boner.... I tip over.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (8XRCm)
Not necessarily. The individual and married deduction go up. Child credits go up. And tax rates go down.
I'm in the same boat and as far as I can tell I will get a lower tax bill even with the changes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
Yup.... even more wealth redistribution via the Tax code.
Less people will pay taxes... and more people will get more the 'Credits', thus getting more back than they paid in...
/spit
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (NgKpN)
I believe none of these women
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If no one else accuses ----> You're lying, no one else has had any problems
If others accuse ----> You're lying, this many people can't all have had this problem
If there's another accusation with photo evidence ----> witchhunt
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (yBcuS)
Not quite. If you accuse, and the police investigate, and your rapist is arrested. tried and convicted, you're probably not lying.If you accuse, 15 YEARS LATER, having said absolutely NOTHING about it in all that time since, and ONLY after there's a slew of other 15 year old accusations, and ONLY do so at the precise time the accused is running in an election, or has become a senator, and ONLY when it's the cool thing to do right now because everybody else is doing it...yeah...my money is you're lying.
Look, it's common sense. Think about all the women in your life right now. All of them. Any female person you know in day to day life. If they were groped or harrassed or god forbid raped by their boss, what would any of them do? Scream. Cry. Struggle. Fight. Flee. Immediately make frantic calls to the police, husband, their company's HR dept. Quit company, file charges, sue! Trials. Convictions. Firings. Stories in the papers.That's the normal reaction. If your answer was "don't say anything, and act like absolutely nothing happened and then bring it up 25 years later" then, sorry but thanks for playing.
Posted by: Agemt Cooper at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (oyCqX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (r+sAi)
Like Mike Corleone and his squeeze in Sicily. Having to take a walk with Mom, Grandma, and the aunts.
That'll throw a real wrench in the I'm a grrl I'm powerful beyond words lifestyle the Left pushes all over the place.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (YV+SU)
And now I've put myself off for lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)
Yes. It is from Bannon. He has some juicy sodomy stuff that was the real cause of McTurtle's early discharge from the Army. My wife read it to me and I don't have a link.
Bannon is going to use it to nuke McConnel.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Avi at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (V0HI0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
He assigned an intern to investigate.
Posted by: The Horde at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (326rv)
That whole murderin thing needs more investigating.
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)
H8TERS!!!!!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (ZFEAw)
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depends?
Posted by: Huma at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (EaQ6/)
Time to McShtain that bitch!
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (q177U)
Even then. Don't watch "best of" get the original full 90 minute shows. There's a couple good skits and a lot of filler that wasn't very funny at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)
Just keep hammering away at them with any means possible.
Posted by: JackStraw
Remember when beating em til they surrendered was the thing to do?
Nagasaki farms remembers.
Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Bannon is going to use it to nuke McConnel.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (T71PA)
Well it was probably an accident. Those showers are slippery and sometimes a guy falls into a cock!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (4ErVI)
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And that's why I come to this place.
Posted by: Decaf at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (QRVnB)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (lwiT4)
Dan Akroyd did an awesome Bob Dole. John Belushi was great.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
I hope you're right. I mean it's not end-of-the-world if I gotta kick a couple more grand into the pot.
I like living in a town with great 'Blue Ribbon' level schools. Not sure why that is bad.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (ajiE5)
...and William Burroughs guest-hosted, and people looked at him and thought "hey, I'm no square, but dig it, that guy looks a *dead mess* from junk."
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (a+WIL)
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Serious question, is there any leverage that McConnell has on McCain at this point? Any at all?
------------------------------------------
I could poke him in his tumor-hole.
I find the idea oddly arousing.
Posted by: M. McConnell at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (YV+SU)
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promise????
Posted by: Caitlyn J at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Miggs at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)
She already did. Zero tolerance and all that. Wants Franken gone.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (39g3+)
Exactly...
This is his attempt to outlast the News Cycle...
See! I'm under investigation!!!!
Months later, the Ethics committee will decide they never had Jurisdiction...
But.... see!!! Old News!!!!
/spits
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (NWiLs)
Well then, nothing is or ever has been any good.
Were there lame sketches in the 75-79 era? Were there times when they didn't know what to do? Of course.
But FFS man, I could find flaws in Seven Samurai but that doesn't stop it from being the best movie ever.
The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there. In the late 70s, in the context of the time, to young people who may not even have been stoned, it was hilariously funny and new.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (NWiLs)
Then he can grab it and try to hold on.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: S. Smalley at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (a+WIL)
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Absolutely nothing other than absolving him of any wrongdoing since he was not in the Senate at that time.
See how it all works?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (oHw6V)
sons to go monk, then I guess you have nobody but yourself to blame.
Nope, see Mike Pence.
He's *literally* ushering the new Handmaid's Tale era by taking care to never be alone with a woman other than his wife.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (7DG+y)
26. Since you are still a child on your parents' health insurance.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (3/f2v)
The only women safe from sexual harassment in our country is Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (YV+SU)
or Rosa DeLora (or however you spell her name).
Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (4ZKcy)
Bannon thought Juicy Sodomy was a Smoothie.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (G2lCa)
Posted by: Most men at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (a+WIL)
The only women safe from sexual harassment in our country is Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (YV+SU)
or Rosa DeLora (or however you spell her name).
Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (4ZKcy)
"Tanned, rested and ready!"
- - Barbara Mikulski
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (mbhDw)
sock b gone
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (NWiLs)
So he can fondle them ?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell likes Dick ! at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (kQMLI)
I have no clue what she is talking about. LOL
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (8iiMU)
And all along I thought Franken was a fudge packer...color me embarrassed...
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (7DG+y)
One does not necessarily preclude the other
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (jxbfJ)
In nay case, yeah, great comedy ... even as mockery ... who are they mocking? Weinstein and the other Hollywood elite I suppose ... rapists abound. Hilarious ... but no one ever called the cops, or a lawyer ... just have a good laugh. Forget it jake, it's Hollywood, and/or DC.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (mbhDw)
I think that is rapidly eroding. I do believe that the only posturing these guys will be doing for a bit is a defensive crouch.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (39g3+)
Exactly...
This is his attempt to outlast the News Cycle...
See! I'm under investigation!!!!
Months later, the Ethics committee will decide they never had Jurisdiction...
But.... see!!! Old News!!!!
/spits
Posted by: Don Q
Exactly, it was a Federal crime - not an issue for the Ethics committee to whitewash
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (9TU00)
Bannon thought Juicy Sodomy was a Smoothie.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (G2lCa)
I saw Juicy Sodomy open for - - wait a second, I NEVER saw them in my life!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (mbhDw)
Creepy old man. Stalker. Pervert. I hope you have no children/I feel for his poor daughters/do your family members know how evil you are?
Its anonymous voices of mostly fools and lunatics. But it still bothers me and hurts. I'd never attack a woman like that. I have only dated 2 women in my entire life and both were in their 30s. I've always treated them with respect and honor and dignity and tried to act like my father did.
But it just doesn't matter to some people. They hurl the worst sort of hatred at you for no particular reason other than you disagree with them. Mostly because they have no substantive, logical argument against your statement.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (39g3+)
I think that's great. But those are your local taxes. Again, same situation.
But if I'm being honest I don't understand why I should be getting a break on my federal taxes because of that while people in lower local/state tax states don't. Federalism and all that.
There are a lot of local taxes I don't like and hopefully this will start to wake up some of my neighbors to the waste at the local level which is enormous.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (/tuJf)
sons to go monk, then I guess you have nobody but yourself to blame.
Going long on sexbots and jerk socks.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (39g3+)
It's McConnell pretending to do something about it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (493sH)
Bannon thought Juicy Sodomy was a Smoothie.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (G2lCa)
Yeah, a smoothie made from you.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Rose De la rora at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Antony Weiner at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (RiEBD)
There wouldn't be enough mouthwash in the world. {{shudder}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
Just musing about their strategery. You may very well be right, please G-d.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (YV+SU)
or Rosa DeLora (or however you spell her name).
Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (4ZKcy)
"Tanned, rested and ready!"
- - Barbara Mikulski
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:16 PM (mbhDw)
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Nobody ever assaulted me.
~Helen Thomas
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (YV+SU)
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The darling senators are not going to like the new rules. If we are going back 40 years and giving Roy Moore a rectal exam on live television then everything they have ever said or done will also be put under the microscope.
Posted by: Decaf at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (QRVnB)
Posted by: ed gibbon at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (ALcbf)
26. Since you are still a child on your parents' health insurance.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (3/f2v)
But somehow it will still be OK for a 12 year old to get an abortion on their own...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bill Nye at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (YoIDC)
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (7DG+y)
Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (9221z)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (3/f2v)
I didn't mean to imply I thought SNL was never any good. Just that people over praise the show at various eras. Its had some better times: the original cast, the Eddie Murphy/Billy Crystal etc era, for example. Its just that its a 90 minute show and its always been at least a half hour too long, with a lot of not great filler, even at its best.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 16, 2017 02:14 PM (a+WIL)
We need an army of zombies. The Mind Flayer can't control them since they're dead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (9221z)
I don't think so but it would be cool if it were.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (oGRue)
*spit* *hic*
Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:10 PM (PY9jH)
*settles in*
*whines at Horde*
I want someone to answer if they think there's anything McConnell can do to try to herd McCain into line please.
Pay attention to mmmeeeeeee.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (tbOMB)
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I'm reading that Al Franken wasn't even in the Senate when the skit and
this picture was taken. If so, what does an ethics hearing have to do
with anything??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM
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That's McConnell trying to appear consistent with the Moore stuff.
Posted by: irright at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (8+Ozj)
That would land you in the stockade or Leavenworth, I would think.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)
Yes, she tweeted that Franken should resign
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (7HtZB)
your as useful as used toilet paper
Posted by: Mitch McConnell likes Dick ! at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (kQMLI)
And now I've put myself off for lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)
Yes. It is from Bannon. He has some juicy sodomy stuff that was the real cause of McTurtle's early discharge from the Army. My wife read it to me and I don't have a link.
Bannon is going to use it to nuke McConnel.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (T71PA)
Bannon...We cannot spare this man. He fights.
So he figured that assault on Moore came from that direction
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (8+Ozj)
You know I always thought that dude had a weak chin for a dude.
Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (9221z)
161
It's literally like the Salem witch trials"
My God it's spreading like the plague!
* * *
"Did you, Goodie Proctor, send out your spirit upon this Al Franken? Did you? When did you compact with the devil?"
Posted by: Reverand "Mitch McConnel" Hale at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (Fb9aZ)
***
C'mon - there's only ONE 80's -'90's has-been we're all waiting to hear from....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (6Ll1u)
SCTV had a lot of Canada jokes and inside Canda humor that Canadians found hilarious, but did not cross the border well. That said, I thought it was brilliant.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (/tuJf)
At a certain point in time, when you're paying taxes on taxes, on money you've already paid taxes on, you run out of money.
Someone will have to 'give'. I don't think it's something that's going to happen overnight.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Agemt Cooper at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (oyCqX)
True for an adult, but not for a kid.
Kids may or may not be able to do the proper thing. Threats mean a lot more to a kid than an adult.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (RDd1I)
I agree, SCTV had a better ratio of great to awful skits in it. Fewer clunkers. But it wasn't 90 minutes long either, they didn't have to just stretch out the show as long. And they still had some real duds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (mbhDw)
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Back then it did.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (8XRCm)
Eh?
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (3/f2v)
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Was that Buck Henry who was in that skit with him?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah Michael Richards was on there. I remember watching it when I stayed over at a friend's house. I do believe we saw the episode where Andy Kaufman caused a fight.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:22 PM (7DG+y)
This is just as clueless as HRC going after trump for russia connexions.
Uh, left wing male feminists trying to spark a gender war for groping and shit....oops off to pedo island.
GOP needs to know this is war, open a pedo island investigation.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (6dFYM)
At this point? No. All the leverage and power he had doesn't apply to a dying man with no reelection campaign and tons of cameras on him at all time. There's nothing ethical that mortals can do about McCain right now but wait him out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)
I think Satan is going to have trouble getting that guy into line - heck , the North Vietnamese tried to send him back early.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Careful what you wish for.
Knock off Goonies kids got it easy.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (EaQ6/)
It's literally like the Salem witch trials"
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As long a s we get to tie Al Fenchy Frankens hands behind his back and throw him into the Potomac to see if he floats..... thats OK.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: grammie winger
No idea grammie. I just remember Belushi.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (3/f2v)
Clean you own house first.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (326rv)
If there are any ladies here, I have a cake question.
Posted by: Infidel
Quit stealing my pick-ups!
Posted by: Al F. in MN at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:22 PM (7DG+y)
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What's to admit? Are we in court? Some liked it more than others.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (lwiT4)
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Whoa.
I missed that scene in the Terminator.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
Yep. And Belushi actually did hit him accidentally with his sword.
Everyone on the show was wearing random bandaids after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)
There are a lot of local taxes I don't like and hopefully this will start to wake up some of my neighbors to the waste at the local level which is enormous.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (/tuJf)
have to disagree here. We want government to be more local, then state level, THEN Federal.
changing deductions like this, besides being political suicide and alienating rank and file Republican voters who reguarly USE these deductions, is counterproductive here.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (3/f2v)
==================
Was that Buck Henry who was in that skit with him?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
Yes it was. Buck Henry was on SNL a lot.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (T71PA)
Was always a huge fan of John Candy. Loved all this movies even though some of them got panned. Every one of them is great.
He's been gone for over 20 years and I still miss the guy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (7DG+y)
sons to go monk, then I guess you have nobody but yourself to blame.
Going long on sexbots and jerk socks.
Posted by: Under
Don't forget artificial wombs.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (g4lFK)
That would land you in the stockade or Leavenworth, I would think.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:20 PM (mbhDw)
Rufus T. Firefly: Chicolini, I can give you 10 years at Leavenworth or 11 years at Twelveworth
Chicolini: I'll take 5 and 10 and Woolworth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (493sH)
If there are any ladies here, I have a cake question.
Posted by: Infidel
______________
Let me cut your cake with my knife....
Posted by: Zombie Bon Scott at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (r9UYA)
Yes.
Buck Henry was almost a cast member for the first couple of years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (gIRsn)
Yeah one gets the sense that they looked around and thought "man the Republicans must be doing this too because its normal I bet we can grill them on it!"
I mean, it worked in 2006, why not again? Remember the scandals back then? One guy was gay, the other cheated on his wife. Seems kinda tame now doesn't it? But for some reason the Republicans didn't fight back. They had to know, but didn't do anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sofa saver at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (4u7kU)
MOORE JUST BLASTED MCCONNELL ON TWITTER.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (mbhDw)
He seized on that opportunity like Al Franken on a sleeping woman's tatas.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell likes Dick ! at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (kQMLI)
Posted by: Orson at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (I8Sb7)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 02:25 PM (WDCYi)
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I believe Minnesota voted for Hillary by 2%. If Trump pulls Tax Reform and has a roaring economy he will sweep MN in 2020. Somalis be damned.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (RDd1I)
I'm in .
Posted by: Antony Weiner at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (RiEBD)
It's all just beyond ridiculous now. Total clown circus.
Posted by: Agemt Cooper at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (oyCqX)"
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You don't say!
Posted by: Decaf at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (QRVnB)
VooDoo dools
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (9TU00)
Sounds like Heinlein's Lazuras Long.
Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (FhXTo)
Can do or will do?
he won't do shit. He can fuck with committee assignments in the next Congress.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (326rv)
And now I've put myself off for lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)
Yes. It is from Bannon. He has some juicy sodomy stuff that was the real cause of McTurtle's early discharge from the Army. My wife read it to me and I don't have a link.
Bannon is going to use it to nuke McConnel.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (T71PA)
Somebody is exerting a lot of effort to nuke both parties with these allegations. Qui bono? Kto kovo?
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (7UW64)
Actually... our entire Government is based on the idea, that they can threaten us...
If we do not follow their Rules, they can take our property, incarcerate us, and even Kill us...
A Law is a threat...
and adults take them very seriously.... at least as long as the Law is actually enforced...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (QC/4S)
Everyone on the show was wearing random bandaids after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)
======================
Oh gosh I had forgotten that. Henry made a good host, I always thought.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (g4lFK)
***
C'mon - there's only ONE 80's -'90's has-been we're all waiting to hear from....
Would that be ME!?!
Posted by: Annoying Gay Asian Star Trek Guy at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (O5Q3r)
Al Franken will be groping it within minutes.
Well, admittedly, it's got some firm...clauses.
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (RD7QR)
*sips tea*
Also, I thought you scamps were joking that the Franken photographer would turn out to be Al Franken's brother, Owen.
Nope, you were right.
https://twitter.com/kpottermn/status/931230303632453634
"The USO says that the photographer who was taking pictures during the tour in which Sen. Franken was captured reaching out to grope a sleeping Leann Tweeden was Owen Franken - the senator's brother."
Because. Of. Course.
(nitpicks: He wasn't Sen. Franken then but whatever)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (Pqytn)
>>Fuck it. In this environment if you haven't gone monk or taught your
sons to go monk, then I guess you have nobody but yourself to blame.
Going long on sexbots and jerk socks.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (r9UYA)
Don't you mean short on jerk socks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (tbOMB)
Piling on/late hit.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm loving this.
Petard status: hoisted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (Llmo+)
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (326rv)
The problem for the Dems there is that the fire is coming from Millenials. None of them were around when Billy did his little Oval Office routine, or if they were they were too young to remember it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at
Gotta repost the good ones here, many of us don't twit
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:11 PM (39g3+)
I agree. Especially b/c we know there was a slush fund that paid off people who were in Congress. That is what I'm interested in. If the Franken hearing can get that unleashed, that'd be a positive. But right now it looks like hypocrisy.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (NWmy4)
Exactly. But that doesn't mean I want to give my state cover to jack up my local taxes with the excuse that that I will get a bigger deduction on my federal taxes. That's just a shell game and it really happens.
Again, don't ignore the yuuuge increase in personal deductions in the new plan along with with other deductions for kids and stuff and the lower rates. Federal tax for me may still be lower and I think it is.
It could be, dare I say it, a win-win.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
sons to go monk, then I guess you have nobody but yourself to blame.
Going long on sexbots and jerk socks.
Posted by: Under
Don't forget artificial wombs.
---------------
Mail Order Brides might work. You always have the crawlspace options with these models.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Has anyone noticed that "Olde Hickory House" in the yearbook was written by a woman? The "e" was written like an appearance-minded woman would write it.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (G2lCa)
Would that be ME!?!
Posted by: Annoying Gay Asian Star Trek Guy at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (O5Q3r)
Isn't he a 60's has-been?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (QC/4S)
Phrasing for 2017 context.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (g4lFK)
Belushi coming onstage as Joe Cocker sang. It was never better after that moment.
Disagree? Show your work.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (ajiE5)
VooDoo dools(sic)
They don't work. Mine is thread bare and yet he lives.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (Pqytn)
Basically called McCriminal a dirty hypocrite for not doing to Franken - with photo evidence and a confession - what he is doing to him, with nothing and a categorical denial.
Good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (mbhDw)
She won't give up his name because she's too intimidated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
So the entire CBC should resign, just to be sure we get the right guy(s).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (Llmo+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Careful what you wish for.
Knock off Goonies kids got it easy.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (72PAC)
Whatever. Y'all would be sitting pretty if a) you weren't always making really stupid tactical decisions and b) you shot straight when it actually mattered.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
"Snort" - hold muh rolled up 100$
Posted by: Cocaine is a heluvadrug at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (EaQ6/)
Oh how I wish.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (suO/a)
The problem for the Dems there is that the fire is coming from Millenials. None of them were around when Billy did his little Oval Office routine, or if they were they were too young to remember it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
What has them pissed off is that some of their friends might have been that stain on Monica's dress.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah Michael Richards was on there. I remember watching it when I stayed over at a friend's house. I do believe we saw the episode where Andy Kaufman caused a fight.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (4ErVI)
It was spring training for "Seinfeld." Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss & Larry David were all on that show.
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bitch McCocksickle at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (398bZ)
Because. Of. Course.
Just like Cspan....if it was run by Larry Flynnt.
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (326rv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (tbOMB)
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)
I'd hit it. Fur oil and all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (NWiLs)
Fire for effect on target Franken.
Hey, we are a smart military blog, after all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (hyuyC)
Send it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (Llmo+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Im old enough to remember when October surprises were just DUIs.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (8XRCm)
Al Franken admits guilt after photographic evidence of his abuse surfaces.
Mitch: "Let's investigate."
In Alabama, ZERO evidence, allegations 100% rejected.
Mitch: "Moore must quit immediately or be expelled."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Hang the skeevy prick at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (VezBU)
What did Moore tweet?
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:27 PM (Pqytn)
"Who's your daddy!"
Posted by: Antony Weiner at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (RiEBD)
I dunno, even at 30 she's really tiny and young looking. I don't think I could do it. I'd end up taking her out for ice cream or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sarahw at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (Sp1NT)
Then he will order out some Comet Pizza.
Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (6dFYM)
Do you make a regular habit of keeping tabs on Hermoine's public statements?
Are they statistically fewer than usual or just of different composition?
In all of the annals of tea leaf reading I've missed the Hermoine Granger angle.
Less subtle: what the fuck are you on about?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (r+sAi)
There was a sudden spate of articles yesterday about Bill Clinton.
The problem for the Dems there is that the fire is coming from
Millenials. None of them were around when Billy did his little Oval
Office routine, or if they were they were too young to remember it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
What has them pissed off is that some of their friends might have been that stain on Monica's dress.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (3/f2v)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (QC/4S)
Phrasing for 2017 context.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (g4lFK)
Let them eat sugar free, gluten free, fat free desert !
Posted by: Marie Antoinette 2017 at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (QC/4S)
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You know I always thought that dude had a weak chin for a dude.
Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM
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Prevents dribbling back on your new friend.
Posted by: Mitch "Glory-Hole" McConnell at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (pMGkg)
:::snicker:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (G2lCa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (6Ll1u)
VooDoo dools(sic)
They don't work. Mine is thread bare and yet he lives.
Posted by: Under Fire
I've poked so many needles in mine, I set off the metal detectors at LAX.
And I'm in Dallas!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Bitch McCocksickle at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (398bZ)
The glory holes are gonna be tough, Mitch. *
*I denounce myself unreservedly.
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bitch McCocksickle at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (398bZ)
Wouldn't advise leaving the country. The feds look very poorly on the importation of tortoise shell
Posted by: sofa saver at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (4u7kU)
Seems like all it takes now to destroy a celebrity/politician is four or five sexual harassment accusers.
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (VaOnS)
Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: sarahw at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (Sp1NT)
*trots along after you*
*in a totally not creepy manner*
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Wahington DC is like a 90's Redwings/Avalanche game and the refs are just about to lose control.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (8XRCm)
Because. Of. Course.
Just like Cspan....if it was run by Larry Flynnt.
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (326rv)
Makes me wonder what photos weren't released.
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (7HtZB)
26. Since you are still a child on your parents' health insurance.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:15 PM (3/f2v)
But somehow it will still be OK for a 12 year old to get an abortion on their own...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:18 PM (NgKpN)
Never will happen. Sugar Babbies will Judge and Jury. This is where it's headed.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (6dFYM)
I was happy to go to their FB page and invite them to eat a BOD
Posted by: the Butcher at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (DIosY)
with photo evidence and a confession - what he is doing to him, with
nothing and a categorical denial.
Good!
===========================
So it looks like Moore is going to spend the rest of the campaign running against McConnell and his do-nothing Senate.
Like I typed yesterday, if the "Tax Reform" bill dies in the Senate (and that now looks likely), then McConnell and his gang are up the creek without a paddle.
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:33 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (72PAC)
Whatever. Y'all would be sitting pretty if a) you weren't always making really stupid tactical decisions and b) you shot straight when it actually mattered.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
*sigh* Everyone knows proper battle procedure when feet away from the Zombie Apocalypse equivalent to Hitler is to have a casual conversation with him instead of easily blowing his brains out and preventing an entire war.
It's in the comics or something.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:33 PM (72PAC)
I've decided to live as a gay turtle.
Posted by: Bitch McCocksickle at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (398bZ)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:33 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Imwithher! at November 16, 2017 02:33 PM (K3F/8)
Emma "Hermione" Watson, UN uber Feminist has been remarkably silent these last few weeks.
Do you make a regular habit of keeping tabs on Hermoine's public statements?
Are they statistically fewer than usual or just of different composition?
In all of the annals of tea leaf reading I've missed the Hermoine Granger angle.
Less subtle: what the fuck are you on about?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (gIRsn)
Dial it back Francis.
Just pointing out an additional hypocrite and how silent she is when, during these times of sexual misconduct is all over the news, the UN's favorite feminist is silent. Recall all the media she got at how wonderful she is standing up for women, etc.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (jxbfJ)
And Moore's campaign will can that and run it into December.
He now has proof that mitch is friendlier to a dem than to the republican nominee.
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (O5Q3r)
Wahington DC is like a 90's Redwings/Avalanche game and the refs are just about to lose control.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (8XRCm)
Hold my beer and watch this, eh?
Posted by: Any Flyers Game from the 70s at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: H. Weinstein at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Douglas Hofstadter at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (O5Q3r)
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V E R A B A K E R
Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hang the skeevy prick at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (VezBU)
If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (T71PA)
Wait, Emma Watson is into anal?
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (VaOnS)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:31 PM (gIRsn)
Emma Watson has turned herself into a feminist crusader.
She was appointed a UN Goodwill Ambassador in 2014 and since then she has been a vocal advocate of third wave feminism. She has been quite vocal about the most annoying type of upper class feminism.
It's a completely fair point to make that she hasn't said a damn word about the recent contretemps.
Also holy crap, she's 27. Ye gods.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (VaOnS)
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She was after I got done with her.
Posted by: Harvey W. at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (jxbfJ)
In fairness, is a Brit lady expected to weigh in on USA politics?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (ujg0T)
McConnell will say that sitting Senators get a 1 year + investigation
but mere candidates don't get any such favors. That lawyer shit but
that's their business.
And Moore's campaign will can that and run it into December.
He now has proof that mitch is friendlier to a dem than to the republican nominee.
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A nominee who also has the support of AL GOP Steering Committee.
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 02:35 PM (VaOnS)
Oh yes. Don't tell Ron.
Posted by: Harry P. at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Sen. Franken at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (6dFYM)
Because. Of. Course.
Just like Cspan....if it was run by Larry Flynnt.
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (326rv)
Makes me wonder what photos weren't released.
Posted by: josephistan
If it was digital, they can demand the time stamps and identifiers of all pictures taken. Gaps would be ....awkward.
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM
We're getting old, Empress.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Katty Kay at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah if you're going to stand up as the international voice of the woman and feminist Herminone, you need to step up about this stuff.
I do think she said something about Weinstein though, and it was not positive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (39g3+)
Cheers!
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)
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You haven't been paying attention to J. K. Rawling's twitter, have you?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Any Flyers Game from the 70s at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (7HtZB)
Just to make you insanely jealous and toss a 'D' cell battery at my head -- I could go to any Flyers game in that time frame and pick up tickets at a 'will call' window.
I did not abuse that privilege. Which is why I never lost it. The number 17,777 still evokes memories.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (fA1SL)
Franken...."
I don't expect much better than Franken out of Minnesota even if he does resign. If Frederica Wilson can wear an idiotic cowboy getup with sequins every day into the halls of Congress, then Minnesotans might as well just send another stupid Democrat wearing a Vikings cheese hat.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (D9udC)
So he figured that assault on Moore came from that direction
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (QC/4S)
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I'm old enough to remember when the (D)s thought interfering with elections was even worse than raping fourteen year olds before signing their yearbooks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (fsZof)
Posted by: sarahw at November 16, 2017 02:30 PM (Sp1NT)
*trots along after you*
*in a totally not creepy manner*
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Take pictures!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Mr Taylor, I have a reliable source, who I will not name, that you told a young gender fluid that xhe had a 'nice rack' complete with hand motions at a college party in 1989. Alcohol was involved. This was in a hallway as you were coming out of the bathroom proclaiming you had 'broken the seal'.
How do you plead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sen Harry Reid at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Harvey W. at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (vg8iE)
I got there first, though.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (hMwEB)
This all came out in the Minnesota Senate campaign, but as usual the Dems circled the wagons and voted for him anyway.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (42M22)
not only that, Franken is on the record about being antighey (before he was pro ghey)
Posted by: the Butcher at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 02:37 PM (p+Wdc)
You shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
And if you had told me before, that in 2017, Madge McConnell would become the Moral Police, Judge, Jury, and Executioner, I would not have believed you. In fact, I would have thought you to be quite mad.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Disagree. Most of Congress deals in the flesh of young boys.
Young Boys are not allowed in the #MeToo campaign.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!
Are you kidding? He'd be horrified. Hell, sometimes I'm horrified. And I love this place...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (AM1GF)
We can come to this sort of an agreement after the left has been destroyed a little bit and they beg for mercy.
Otherwise we will have two standards of justice.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (71/k8)
It's in the comics or something.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:33 PM (72PAC)
You should've just shot Negan in the head when he showed up at the gates of Alexandria. You were defending a fixed, fortified position with all his goons and vehicles at a choke point right out front. I mean, seriously, what the hell man!?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (EaQ6/)
And if you had told me before, that in 2017, Madge McConnell would become the Moral Police, Judge, Jury, and Executioner, I would not have believed you. In fact, I would have thought you to be quite mad.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (9chmE)
Madge McConnell.
Status: Stolen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (hMwEB)
That's how innocent men act.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Are you kidding? He'd be horrified. Hell, sometimes I'm horrified. And I love this place...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (AM1GF)
his tweet today against Bitch McTurtle sounded like the morning comments
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (hMwEB)
She still looks 14. I think she's about your height.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, she is pretty. Too young looking. Way too delicate and bony for my tastes though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: apologies to The Wind and the Lion at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (Co9e8)
Second, Ginny was just a star struck kid. Possibly a groupie. Definitely not the real deal. Harry would not have taken her seriously. She'd have matured in time and found her own voice and maybe she'd be the one to appreciate Neville Chamberlain.
Harry ends up with Cho Chan.
There is a way the universe is supposed to work, people, and you're getting it wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 02:42 PM (gIRsn)
Yeah he's even more straight laced, stiff, and dull than I am.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
wait....she was a kid? I swear I didn't know.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 16, 2017 02:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (hMwEB)
That's pretty brave considering he was shot at on the softball field and assaulted on his own lawn.
He's the kind of guy I might consider walking a couple steps behind.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 02:42 PM (ajiE5)
If no dumb shit you did with your brother becomes the standard for office no non-sole child will qualify.
Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2017 02:42 PM (FhXTo)
It's in the comics or something.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:33 PM (72PAC)
You should've just shot Negan in the head when he showed up at the gates of Alexandria. You were defending a fixed, fortified position with all his goons and vehicles at a choke point right out front. I mean, seriously, what the hell man!?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
IIRC, Negan had Daryl with him as a hostage.
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)
Yeah, I can see how that would be disgusting! Just awful! It makes my tongue hurt.
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
He'd have understood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (NWiLs)
Otherwise we will have two standards of justice.
Posted by: Kreplach
Eff that. No peace, no mercy. Exactly as they would with us.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!
Are you kidding? He'd be horrified. Hell, sometimes I'm horrified. And I love this place...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (AM1GF)
LOL! He has nonessential personnel reading it for him...just in case
Posted by: Marie Antoinette 2017 at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (D9udC)
Discount Double Check?
Posted by: Confused State Farm/Packers Fan at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (QC/4S)
Second, Ginny was just a star struck kid. Possibly a groupie. Definitely not the real deal. Harry would not have taken her seriously. She'd have matured in time and found her own voice and maybe she'd be the one to appreciate Neville Chamberlain.
Yeah but Hermoine was the author's mary sue and Ginny was her realistic potrayal. So the Mary Sue gets Ron and the real Rowling gets the hero.
It didn't make much sense. Ginny was not interesting or particularly noticeable at any point and Ron was funny but I saw nothing about him that would attract anyone, let alone a bookworm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: R. Polansky at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (pMGkg)
Moore alive, and Franken dead
Posted by: apologies to The Wind and the Lion at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (Co9e
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One of the best moments of the film is when the Raisuli's best bud reads the the Roosevelt declaration to the Raisuli, and Pedicaris laughs.
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (D9udC)
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Dude.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
Posted by: Packers Fans Everywhere at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 16, 2017 02:34 PM (O5Q3r)
He was too busy having fun like George Takei and Kevin Spacey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (493sH)
skits in it. Fewer clunkers. But it wasn't 90 minutes long either,
they didn't have to just stretch out the show as long. And they still
had some real duds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (39g3+)
That's the nature of skit comedy, dude. Not all the skits are going to be equally funny. And the humor of many of them is going to be based on the context of the times, and what events are forefront in the minds of the intended audience.
Those of us who were there at the time will mostly remember the context; if you weren't there, you will never get the joke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:38 PM (NWiLs)
The call of the moron.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (VezBU)
There are reasons I could never run for office...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anonymous 7
Dude.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
Posted by: Packers Fans Everywhere
He must be beaten with...a lutefisk.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (AM1GF)
And if you had told me before, that in 2017, Madge McConnell would
become the Moral Police, Judge, Jury, and Executioner, I would not have
believed you. In fact, I would have thought you to be quite mad.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (9chmE)
Madge McConnell.
Status: Stolen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (mbhDw)
The hypocrisy, he's soaking in it!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
That part actually seemed realistic to me. As a kid (or man), what attracts women to men is more than a little mystifying.
Maybe Ron had big hands, IYKWIM?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)
Middlest Kidlet left a request to join the Good Reads group. I am passing along her "hi" as she doesn't actually read the HQ but has grown up hearing the exploits of the Horde.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (bc2Lc)
Instead of showbiz, I should have gone into a STEM career.
Posted by: the Ficus at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)
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Nope. We didn't make the rules so not letting them off easy. Let them choke on it.
Posted by: Decaf at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (te/Nx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
He was wearing PLOT ARMOR man.
I can't shoot through that.
I mean damn, my son got half his face blown to hell and he was up soon walking spring as a chicken.
So no, I ain't wasting bullets. We only have infinite of them.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (72PAC)
Oh Spoiler Alert from the Comics.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (NgKpN)
Ain't that the god's honest truth. I feel your pain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (ycWCI)
skits in it. Fewer clunkers. But it wasn't 90 minutes long either,
they didn't have to just stretch out the show as long. And they still
had some real duds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Abbott and Costello hosting the Midnight Special and lapsing into the "who's on first" skit with rock group names was hysterical.
Posted by: We want Moore at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (326rv)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (9chmE)
I'm not clever enough to make a pun out of "Palmolive".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (AM1GF)
"Even if it seems certain that you will lose, retaliate. Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this. A real man does not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from your dreams."
- Tsunetomo Yamamoto, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai
Posted by: Ieyesu Tokagawa Approves at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (CPk08)
Rod: Immobilus Roofus! Petrificus Totalus!
Hermoine: Locomotor Mortis!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:49 PM (3/f2v)
Raisuli's best bud reads the the Roosevelt declaration to the Raisuli,
and Pedicaris laughs.
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (Pqytn)
Sean Connery as a Scottish-ish Berber. Heh
Posted by: apologies to The Wind and the Lion at November 16, 2017 02:49 PM (Co9e8)
And Menendez floats above it all, unmentioned, guilty, but OJ innocent.
Posted by: Sen. Smalley at November 16, 2017 02:49 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (2DOZq)
This. The mob is not anyone's friend. Ask Robespierre.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:49 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (eR8nA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
That part actually seemed realistic to me. As a kid (or man), what attracts women to men is more than a little mystifying.
Maybe Ron had big hands, IYKWIM?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
This here is what I imagine most book clubs devolve into.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (rp9xB)
And she's in!
*Warning to all rons - no sniffing her hair or Polliwog will totally bobbitt you*
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
That part actually seemed realistic to me. As a kid (or man), what attracts women to men is more than a little mystifying.
Maybe Ron had big hands, IYKWIM?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)
Well... he did get his Magic Wand fixed...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
That part actually seemed realistic to me. As a kid (or man), what attracts women to men is more than a little mystifying.
Maybe Ron had big hands, IYKWIM?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
This here is what I imagine most book clubs devolve into.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (326rv)
And here I thought it was only the Left that had that Weird Cult of Harry Potter...
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (VezBU)
It's implied.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)
Sure, it doesn't always work. I remember watching it when I was in school and I loved it, but some of the sketches - in particular most of the solo ones by Andrea Martin) fell flat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 02:43 PM (AM1GF)
"Even if it seems certain that you will lose, retaliate. Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this. A real man does not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from your dreams."
- Tsunetomo Yamamoto, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai
Posted by: Ieyesu Tokagawa Approves
Shorter: if you find yourself in a fair fight, you done fucked up.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
And my brother has pictures to prove it!!!
What??
Posted by: Sen Al Franken (D-sex offenders list) at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (326rv)
The middle class wants real solutions, not partisan bickering.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 02:47 PM (2DOZq)
The mob mentality only stops when the people that do foster the mob mentality realize that it's not a good idea after it blows back onto them. We didn't start this fire.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (KUaJL)
Thanks, and lol at the admonition.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (NgKpN)
Ain't that the god's honest truth. I feel your pain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:48 PM (ycWCI)
I probably shouldn't even work on a campaign.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (VezBU)
As opposed to the call 'for' a moron: "Dammit, this shirt is soaked! And my vast tracts of land are on display!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 02:52 PM (72PAC)
Where HAVE you been?
It's an unofficial group
(delete space before numbers)
https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/ 175335-aoshq-moron-horde
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Stuart Smalley aka Al Franken at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (7n4KQ)
I am curious what 'ettes think about Ron and his shot with Hermione, super girl. It just didn't work for me at any level.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
How can we make the Left live up to their own rules in a gynocentric society, culture, and legal system?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (g4lFK)
Fixed it cause I want him gone.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (326rv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (8+Ozj)
UPDATE:
Moore blasts McConnell about Franken.
In the sidebar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (mbhDw)
I want to punch Ben Shapiro as much as any Antifa person does and probably more.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (2DOZq)
In the sidebar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (mbhDw)
I was going to try to make a biting comment about Moore's tweet and following pile on, but I told myself: "Forget it self, It's Twitter."
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
In the movies Hermione had the most chemistry with Draco Malfoy.
Could've worked in the books too.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (1I8EA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Probably because you see her at the pretty, smart, popular girl. However, remember, that is not how Rowling wrote her. She was a gawkish, buck toothed awkward kid until that one book.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: This...is CNN at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (VezBU)
It's implied.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs
LMAO!! Of course. I stand corrected...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 02:56 PM (mJ8mX)
You'd think Franken would be smarter than to grope a conservative. They're not going to be thinking "I must tolerate this, because in the end it will help the Cause".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (/qEW2)
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it--perverts like me!"
Posted by: Stuart Smalley aka Al Franken at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)
Could've worked in the books too.
Count down to icky serpent jokes in 3...2...1
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (326rv)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (CPk08)
I could work on a campaign only if references from strippers were required.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (2DOZq)
Moore blasts McConnell about Franken.
In the sidebar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 02:50 PM (mbhDw)
I was going to try to make a biting comment about Moore's tweet and following pile on, but I told myself: "Forget it self, It's Twitter."
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 16, 2017 02:55 PM (T71PA)
I note with vindication that weasel Ben Shapiro lands smack dab in the middle of weaseldom with this Moore/Franken stuff.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (LQLeS)
Sure but that only explains why Ron might think he has a shot at her, not why she'd see anything in him.
And people complaining about Harry Potter talk: if you can talk about that craptastic zombie show, we can talk about a goofy kids book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)
It's an unofficial group
(delete space before numbers)
https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/ 175335-aoshq-moron-horde
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 02:53 PM (hMwEB)
Slacking significantly, apparently.
Request sent.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (72PAC)
In the movies Hermione had the most chemistry with Draco Malfoy.
Could've worked in the books too.
Count down to icky serpent jokes in 3...2...1
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 02:57 PM (326rv)
Watch, as she takes the pleasssure, from the serpent.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (tbOMB)
436 I like that Moore is fighting back.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 02:39 PM (hMwEB)
That's how innocent men act.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 02:41 PM (g4lFK)
***
Agreed - and that "yearbook inscription" is the most obvious forgery I have seen in a while (and I have had some in my legal career and worked with handwriting experts). First of all, it is handwritten at the beginning in long hand, then the title date and other things are in block print. There also appear to be two different inks or pens used. Lastly - it is signed "Moore, D.A." Well . . . as someone who is a lawyer and knows people who worked in several different DA's offices - only ONE person gets to sign "DA" and that is the actual, elected, District Attorney (which Moore was not - he worked IN the DAs office). Everyone else other than the DA who is an attorney in the DA's office is an "ADA." Signing off on anything, no matter how trivial, as "DA" is a very, very serious offense and, even if done innocently under any circumstances, would lead to serious reprimand and immediate correction by any and all in the office. It is simply not done.
Not to mention - who the hell brings their HS yearbook to work at a restaurant, just before Christmas and offers it up to some random ADA to sign - or has it "handy" to give to him to sign when he "asks" to. This does not pass the "sniff test" and Moore is correct to push for it to be examined by independent experts as a precursor to even addressing any of these allegations - This is how its done folks. If you are innocent - you fight like hell.
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 16, 2017 02:59 PM (Fb9aZ)
That would pretty much guarantee the jury is no longer hung.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: goon at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (EaQ6/)
Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Rhodesia at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 16, 2017 02:36 PM (ujg0T)
Since when has that ever stopped them before?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 03:01 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 16, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)
Thanks!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 03:01 PM (72PAC)
Now, even when Emma Watson was cast as a ten or eleven-year-old she wasn't that. I don't blame the producers for not knowing that a child would grow up into a smoke show.
But I think that book Hermoine doesn't have to be all that more unattractive than movie Emma, because we're perceiving her through the eyes of ten year olds. She's always raising her hand to answer questions and she's show-offy and none of the other kids like her.
And we're ten, so who's going to see what she's really going to grow into?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (gIRsn)
I'm not complaining about it. I just can't add anything to the discussion except that I think C.S. Lewis is a better fantasy/Good vs,. evil writer than Rowling.
I take it back. I read the first three Potter books.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 03:03 PM (8+Ozj)
What'd he do this time? More snark about Moore? Even Schlichter is saying Moore should step down. Lot of disappointment to go around on this.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 16, 2017 03:04 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: geoffb at November 16, 2017 03:05 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
There used to be a site devoted solely to the glory of terrible B-movies called Stomp Tokyo. It was this and other bad movie sites that popularized the term 'jump scare'. The term the bad movie aficionado crowd had for implausible shit and bad logic that happens in movies was the acronym 'IITS', which means It's In The Script.
So Rick Grimes could simply and easily end the whole Negan threat by simply doing what would seem logical and right in the real world--and doesn't?
It's In The Script, man.
Posted by: troyriser at November 16, 2017 03:22 PM (my7fr)
Posted by: troyriser at November 16, 2017 03:24 PM (my7fr)
Posted by: EGGO at November 16, 2017 03:30 PM (D4xED)
Yeah adults could see Hermonie (Emma) was really pretty back then but kids wouldn't have seen that. They would have seen her as annoying and frizzy haired and the kind of girl that they wish would just shut up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
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